Black Sails on the Horizon When you left to seek your fortune, you thought that joining the royal Navy was the way to go. Turns out that was kind of boring - plus, apparently they expected you to work really hard. No thanks. Signing up with a swashbuckling crew of friends who are happy to follow your orders, especially if those orders involve stealing treasure and using it to finance some pretty epic parties, is a much better plan! Product DetailsBecome the most feared and admired pirate on the Spanish Main in this exclusive Men's White Pirate Costume Shirt! The polyester broadcloth shirt has long sleeves that are gathered in at the cuffs to make your arms look great while you swordfight. The shirt's placket is embellished with wide broadcloth ruffles. No Quarter Given Everyone but treasure owners will be enthusiastic about your awesome costume! Even if there is someone dressed as a merchant captain at your next party, maybe you can recruit him for your crew.
Anne Bonny and Mary Reed were the first famous female pirates, but even they didn't have a look this cool. With this Plus Size Skeleton Flag Rogue Pirate Costume for Women, you'll look even more fearless and threatening than Calico Jack himself! Any swashbuckler would be lucky to have you on board, so grab your cutlass and get ready to show them that you're just as salty as the rest of the crew.We made this sassy seafaring costume ourselves, so you can be sure that all the bells and whistles will be included in one dastardly piratey package. You don’t only get the beautiful blouse, corset, and the extra long pirate flag skirt, we wouldn’t let you sail off into the sun like that. No, you also the lovely striped leggings, the blood red scarf, and the faux leather belt and harness that are depicted in the picture! Although we would suggest that you arm yourself with some high-quality weaponry. You never know when other scurvy seadogs are going to be fixing for a fight. So you may want to take a look at the fine collection of swords and guns we have available on the site.The last thing you want is to lose your ship and all the treasure you’ve accumulated throughout your lustrous career in piracy, and then, to top it all off, be deserted on a desert island. That does not sound like a good time, and what are we trying to do as pirates? That’s right, have a good time. So don’t forget to arm yourself before you set sail on your next adventure this Halloween.
Girl on the High SeasSome say that the high seas is no place for a girl. They say it's bad luck for girls to be on a pirate ship. But they're wrong (as they often are). Your little lady has everything it takes to lead a crew of brazen buccaneers. Whether she's fighting deadly Kraken, plundering the vast treasures of the seven seas, or commanding her crew as the undisputed captain, your girl is capable of it all! All your girl needs is an outfit that will help her take command of the ship. This Girls High Seas Captain Costume is perfect for the job!Product DetailsThis kid's Pirate costume starts with a pullover tank top with a black and white striped pattern. The frock coat fits over the shirt and has gold braid trim, the perfect accent for any flashy pirate captain. The cuffs are turned up for a rebellious attitude and the false pocket flaps add extra realism to the look. The hat is made out of faux suede material and has foam backing to help it keep its shape. Of course, no pirate captain can head out on an adventure without a parrot friend! This pirate costume comes with a molded vinyl parrot prop, which attaches to the shoulder of the jacket. Put it all together and you have a look that's perfect for any young swashbuckler!
Out of all the pirate crews on every ship out on the Seven Seas, you're bound to find salty swashbucklers of every style and fashion. But, only one of them can earn the title of "Best Dressed Pirate" in the fleet. Dress up in this fiercely classy Regal Pirate Lady Costume, and you'll win that honor for sure!Being the best dressed buccaneer doesn't come with any prize money or trophy, or even a commemorative grog mug. They are pirates, after all, and can't spend precious treasure on fashion contests when there are cannonballs to be restocked and sails to replace. But being the chicest, most elegantly dressed raider does come with what is possibly the only thing more valuable in pirate culture than gold. (or even rum) We're talking about bragging rights, and when you're stuck on a galleon in the middle of the ocean with a pack of salty sea dogs, the ability to brag about being the best at something and having it be true can be sweeter than any treasure!Just one look at you strutting around on the top deck in this sassy pirate uniform will clear up any doubts of you being the best dressed outlaw on the high sea. This dashing bright red jacket looks absolutely stunning with its gold braiding and the included white lacy cuffs and jabot, and the elegant black pants will go perfectly with whichever sexy style of boots you add. You'll need an impressive hat to be the best dressed lady in the fleet, but you'd also better have a sword to help defend your title!
Hoist the Jolly Roger! Avast there! A merchant galleon has appeared on the horizon, and she be riding low in the water from all that treasure she carries. All hands on deck! Prepare to board - and don't forget the weapons! We'll be celebrating in a tavern and burying treasure chests on a desert island in no time. Product DetailsGive no quarter when you carry this Pirate Blunderbuss Costume Gun with Foam Bullets! The realistic-looking prop is painted to look like an old-fashioned muzzle-loaded weapon. It comes with six black foam bullets that you can push into the barrel. Press the trigger to fire them at your target! Armed and Dangerous It's a pirate's life for you because you've got the best buccaneer costume in the seven seas! Even better, you have all the look of a swashbuckling rogue without having to worry about the scurvy or the bad teeth.
These Boots Are Made for Mauradin' If you want to be successful at anything you do, wearing the proper footwear is key. You wouldn't try to run a marathon in a pair of ballet flats, would you? Of course not. So if you're an aspiring pirate queen ready to acquaint treasure galleons with your cannons, you'd gear up with the right kind of boot. Product DetailsStride the deck of your ship or swing through the rigging to attack a merchant craft in this pair of Women's Brown Lace Up Pirate Boot! The calf-high boots are made of brown faux leather with a wide cuff, gold-tone grommets and buckles, and brown laces. Hoist the Jolly Roger Accent your fearsome costume with these equally fearsome boots! Of course, if you want to wear them around the house or to work, we definitely won't judge.
Chasing AdventuresDisney's Captain Jack Sparrow chases adventure, wherever it may be. If that means setting sail halfway across the world, he'll do it. If it means fighting a crew of cursed pirates to get his hands on a priceless treasure, he won't even think twice. If it means fighting against Davy Jones and a terrifying Kraken… well, he'll do it, but he won't exactly be thrilled about it! It's all in the name of adventure.If you're ready to chase an adventure of your own, then it's time to dress up like the most infamous pirate of all time, Captain Jack Sparrow! This officially licensed Disney Pirates of the Caribbean costume is the easiest way to get the iconic look for yourself.Design & DetailsInspired by the character from the movies, this Plus Size Deluxe Disney Jack Sparrow Pirate Costume gets your adventure off to a great start. The costume comes with a shirt and vest combo designed to look like Jack's outfit. The coat long coat fits over the top, giving you an authentic pirate captain style. The fabric sash and faux leather belt fit around your waist to cinch the look together. The faux leather boot tops can be used with most pairs of shoes and the tricorn-style hat puts the finishing touch to the whole outfit. The whole ensemble will have you ready to set sail on the adventure of a lifetime!
Do you ever feel like you were born in the wrong age? You should be out there commanding a crew of scurvy swashbucklers on the high seas. You should be getting into intense sword battles with ferocious foes, while finding treasure chest filled with gold doubloons. You should have the wind rippling through your hair as you take the helm of your ship, guiding your crew into high adventure. But, alas, you're stuck here in the 21st century, where adventure like that occur mostly on the silver screen and the only way to get your hands on some gold doubloons requires a lot of searching on the internet. Of course, you could change all of that and it starts with the right wardrobe!And wouldn't it come in handy if the law of the high seas was back in place in the real world? That guy at work keeps forgetting to copy you on those important emails? Make him walk the plank! Someone cuts you off in the grocery store parking lot? Make them walk the plank! Your kids don't get up to greet you when you get home from work? Make them walk the plank! That might be a bit too much walking the plank, but you get what we're saying, right? The world doesn't have enough planks these days! Or doubloons, for that matter! What we wouldn't give for a hefty bag of doubloons once in a while. Gather them all into a chest, bury it somewhere, boom! You've got yourself some pirate treasure. As long as you don't lose a hand to a shark, or you aren't killed by a cannonball, or you don't get scurvy, pirate life ain't that bad!
Pirate has been done. We get it they're cool, they're tough, they've got cool hats. Here's the thing. How do you update your costume? This year your pirate character could be a little "deeper". This hat will make your Bluebeard or Captain Kidd seem as if they've risen from the bottom of the sea. Thought a regular pirate was scary? Nu uh, not nearly as scary as a sea pickled undead pirate.When you're going for the finely aged buccaneer look the devil is in the details. The tricorn hat is an instantly recognizable seafaring look but the gauze hanging over the three sides gives this hat a mystical and mysterious look. Wear this to your next costume party with one of your sleek raconteur ensembles or pair it with one of our many options. All you have to do no is work on mixing that pirate accent and your zombie groan.
Shiver Me Timbers!Of all of the buccaneers in the world, one clearly stands out as the most impressive swashbuckler ever to swash and buckle. Not only did this paragon among pirates become the terror of the Seven Seas and make it all the way to Neverland, a magical island that few are able to find, he did it before he made it to kindergarten. It's pretty impressive. True, he typically holds a teething toy instead of a sword, but that only makes his achievements more spectacular. Product DetailsYour little one will be ready to set sail when they wear their exclusive Charming Captain Hook Costume for Infants! The outfit's red velour jacket features and attached white jabot that matches the cuff ruffles on the sleeves. The left sleeve is sewn with a foam-backed hook that can be folded to free your baby's hand. The black velour pants have an elastic waistband and match the foam-backed booties. The foam-backed hat is decorated with a felt feather and gold edging. The Lost Boys' Newest Recruit Neverland seems like a pretty cool place. It has singing mermaids, fairies that trail pixie dust wherever they fly, and incredible beaches. It also has a bunch of other kids to play with, which is the icing on the cake. Supposedly, the pirates and the Lost Boys aren't supposed to get along, but building sandcastles together sounds like a lot more fun than fighting. Even the ticking crocodile looks like a cute buddy who would probably prefer hide-and-seek to eating people's hands if he's treated nicely.
Pi-rat CrewStriding along the deck of your new cargo vessel, you have to wonder what kind of captain used to run this boat. Although the wood seems to be in fairly good shape, there are little holes in almost every wall. In addition, you think that you hear a faint squeaking sound carrying over the waters.Finally, you call out to your new crew, demanding that they present themselves presently! Even you are surprised to see the number of Pi-Rats that come streaming out of every hole in the ship. A mighty crew of 100 souls to run your vessel. Well, every pirate starts somewhere, right?Product DetailsFinding out that you misread the job description can be a tough situation, but you will at least be able to show your best face with this Women's Emerald Pirate Costume! The awesome details of this dress, hat, and sleeves will be enough to make anyone feel like they own the high seas. The emerald green color is a beautiful, deep hue. You will love the lacy black and gold trim. The asymmetric cut is very sultry, adding a lot of character to an already great costume. The hat has a long feather on top, making your silhouette very pirate-y indeed!Stolen HeartsIf you want to sail the high seas in search of plunder, there is no better way to do it than with this Women's Emerald Pirate Costume. You will love stealing hearts and gold bars alike in this awesome costume!
Treasured MemoryAll pirates know the thrill of the hunt when they are out looking for gold, jewels, and all the treasures of the sea. Whether fending off attacks to their vessels, or attacking the scurvy dogs on the other vessels, they know that each pirate is part of a brotherhood. They are all connected by one thing more than any other: the lust for treasure and the love of gold!But that is not the only thing of value to pirates! Doubloons and damsels are all well and good, but every pirate captain also knows that there is one true treasure above all others. Even more valuable than all the gold in the world is that camaraderie that he shares with his crew and all his mates. You might say that the true treasure is the friends you find along the way.Avast Ye, Candy!Whether going to raid plantations for their candy stores, or just making the rounds across the Caribbean with his loyal ship of mates who would never maroon him, your child will love this Cap’n Shorty Toddler Pirate Costume. The coat with its attached belt, kerchief, and vest all scream “Pirate”, just as the skull and crossbones and classic pirate’s bicorn hat do as well.Pirates, Buccaneers, and ScoundrelsIf your child wants to dress up like a pirate, then this is the costume for them. It has all the great details that will make them excited to get into the pirate’s life, and they will be excited to plunder the neighborhood of candy when they wear it!
Are your true intentions rather cruel? Well, you should probably aim to keep that information to yourself. If you plan to successfully be extra secretive this Halloween, then make sure you add this Garter with Dagger to any costume you plan on wearing. We know you may think that you can only do so much with a hidden dagger but you would be quite surprised at the practicality of this accessory. You can easily be a swashbuckling pirate with a secret weapon. Yes, we admit that one is kind of a gimme, but what about this possibility, you're an espionage specialist that always has a backup plan up your sleeve (or in this case wrapped around your thigh). You could even be a princess concealing her first line of defense! With this simple and secretive accessory, there are close to endless possibilities. So, before you think any costume you've planned out is complete, really ask yourself whether or not your costume be made even better when this Garter and Dagger is included.
A while ago, your boy awoke to a mysterious treasure map at the foot of his bed (nice work on that!) Now, it’s time to suit him up to sail the seas in search of his rightful treasure! Grandpa has gone to elaborate lengths to set up a chest of loot in his attic--gold coins, stolen jewelry, diamonds, rubies, and emeralds. In order to claim his cache, your little scallywag will need plenty of sustenance and a totally authentic look, so he can get into the spirit of the action and defeat the evil rival pirate captain, Grandpa Bluebeard. This El Capitan Child Pirate Costume is just the thing, we think, to give your little guy his sea legs. Plus, he’s bound to look totally adorable in it, so you may get a few photo treasures of your very own!The beauty of this costume is in its authentic details, from the red crushed velvet jacket to the black boot toppers. He’ll feel so much like a pirate, he may even make Grandpa Bluebeard walk the plank over the pool before he follows his map upstairs to finally unearth the trove of treasure. Watch him stuff as much as he can carry into this costume’s foam skull-and-crossbones hat before ordering Grandpa--now his pirate prisoner--to carry the rest home. Give him a toy pirate sword or pistol and he'll never stop thanking you; he may even cut you a share of the booty!
During the golden age of piracy, pirates had to battle tidal-wave sized krakens, crabs, and octopus if they wanted to get their hands on the dazzling buried treasure. Those who were able to defeat the underwater beasts were honored with special tricorn hats. These highly-coveted prizes feature menacing tentacles and killer suction cups which served as a symbol of bravery. Pirates would wear these octopus pirate hats especially while sailing the stormy seas so they could show their clout to rival buccaneers and dangerous sea monsters who may be waiting to ambush your ships.If you want to give your swashbuckler costume some prestige, you should definitely pair this octopus pirate hat with your rugged look. The sleek black hat looks great with the male or female pirate costume of your choosing. Accessorize the ensemble with a parrot prop, a peg leg, and a pocket full of golden doubloons! Wear your octopus hat with pride!
Hand over Your Rattles! There's a new threat to honest merchants, and it sails aboard a ship that flies the Jolly Roger. Until now, the world has trembled with dread at tales of Blackbeard and his fearsome crew, or Henry Morgan and his dastardly deeds, but let us tell you that they pale in comparison to the new buccaneer. Why? Because the pint-sized pirate is so cute that you'll gladly give up all of your treasure without even putting up a fight! Product DetailsYour baby will be the sweetest scurvy scallywag ever to sail the seas, thanks to this exclusive Swashbuckler Pirate Costume for Infants! The one-piece jumpsuit's top has a cold-shoulder design with red-and-black-striped straps and a wide, off-the-shoulder ruffle edged with red stitching. The pants portion has printed red and black stripes, and is super comfortable for wearing on a sea voyage or a trip in the stroller. The black belt secures behind the waist and features a foam backed gold-tone buckle as well as a fabric sword. A black felt eye patch with a printed skull and crossed swords looks too cute for words when paired with the bow-bedecked headband. Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of MilkWeigh anchor, because this little pirate is about to embark upon her first Halloween adventure! You have to come too, as the trusted first mate, so you may want to find a pirate ensemble of your own. Your job description involves making sure that the captain always has a clean diaper, a teething toy, and a pacifier for nap time. In between battles with the Royal Navy, the fearsome scallywag will also want some snuggles.
When you're a teenager, there's always that moment where you realize that you want to seek out adventure in life. Way back in the sixteenth and seventeenth century, teenagers who had this same urge would run off to be privateers and pirates. Talk about high adventure! Thankfully it's not so easy to be a pirate these days, otherwise the sea would be filled with these wayward kids brandishing cutlasses and talking parrots. Overseas ground shipping would be a nightmare! Good thing we have Halloween and pirate costumes like this one so people can just be a pirate for a night instead of running off to daring sea battles, quests for sunken treasure, and holidays in Tortuga. Wait, why is the new way better?
Get Ready to Swash Yer Buckles Congratulations, you signed on with your first pirate ship! Hold it right there, ye unstart deckhand. You can't just charge on board without making yourself more dashing. Yes, you've got the cutlass and the pistol stuffed into your belt, but you need a little bit more of a devil-may-care vibe to make merchant ships tremble before you. Product DetailsHave that perfect "I'm a seafaring rogue without no scurvy side effects" thanks to this exclusive Pirate Makeup Costume Kit! The set includes several colors of nontoxic cream makeup so that you can give yourself a five o'clock shadow, dashingly dark eyebrows, and even a scar or two. A foam applicator makes it easy to apply as desired. Follow the instructions on the back of the case to remove the makeup. Here There Be HeartthrobsOne of the best things about being a pirate is that you can pillage, plunder, steal, and do lots of things that are normally frowned upon, but people still think you're awesome. Just don't try to take someone else's food at your costume party. That's still not cool.
You're notoriously evil, Mister Blackbeard. And you've got to keep up your look to prove it. The original Blackbeard lit his beard on fire when he was raiding ships. How is that for a work uniform! Yeah, you complained about the itchy polyester polo at your first job but just imagine if your whole face was literally on fire. It was his own choice but it would still cause some serious work comp scenarios. You don't need to play with fire to add a demonic flare to your look, just pop this Blackbeard Pirate Hat on your wicked pirate head. This hat has a slick look in a faux suede and is kicked into an edgier gear with the rivets around the three tri-folds. So, get out on that boat and keep those matches far, far away. Rocking this hat is a great way to have a true Pirate of Caribbean adventure!
Seize the ExperienceDo you yearn for more? Sure, your life might be great, but there's so much more out there. You know, adventure, the high seas, and piles of treasure. It's all just waiting for you. You just need to seize it!That's right. It's time for you to become a pirate. When you accept the life of a swashbuckling adventurer, you get to bend every rule in the book. You get to travel to the ends of the oceans, just for the mere pleasure of conquering the open waters. You get to pilfer doubloons, gems, and rare trinkets at your leisure. And if anyone tries to stop you... well, that's when you show them the business end of your cutlass! Yes, the life of a pirate is for those crave complete freedom and this Women's Salty Seas Pirate Costume will have you ready to embrace your inner buccaneer!Design & DetailsOur expert costume designers wanted to craft an outfit that helps you feel as free as freebooter sailing the high seas! It's an exclusive design that combines a cute, modern style with the classic pirate look to create a truly unique pirating experience. The women's pirate costume starts with a bodysuit. The bottom is black, while the top portion is designed to look like a pirate blouse. It has lace on the thighs to help adjust the fit, while giving it a daring look that's perfect for a new life of piracy. The belt and hip scarf fit around the waist. The gloves are elbow-length and they feature a Jolly Roger symbol on the sides. Finally, the headscarf ties around your head to complete the whole ensemble. It's a look that's fierce and free!Adventure AwaitsIf you crave adventure, treasure, and a sexy and stylish outfit to wear, then this Made by Us costume is a great choice! Just make sure you pair it up with a pair of stockings to recreate the full look!
It's Parley TimeLife on the seas is the way to go! Pirates just know how to have a good time better than anyone else. Maybe it's the long days in the sun. Perhaps it's fact that they've got all sorts of islands they can hunker down in. We don't know what makes pirates so cool, in fact, after all this time we'll probably never know. But we figure you might as well wear the ruffles and talk the talk and hope some of that good-time-having pirate attitude rubs off on you! You can have all of the fun without any of the danger. Sounds like a good time to us! Just remember to wear plenty of sun screen and wear a life jacket when you walk the plank. You might be dressing as a pirate but it's still the modern era. It's up to you to parley responsibly.Details & DesignThis white Made-by-Us blouse is designed to be worked into the pirate ensemble of your choosing. The lightweight material is long enough to be worn as a tunic. It can also get tucked into a skirt, layered under a corset or any other pirate accessories you might fancy. The wide V-neck is trimmed with ruffles that match the ruffled sleeves. Seas the Day!Are you ready to unfurl the sails and journey to a land of awesome pirate costumes? This shirt is the perfect staple for your brand-new pirate wardrobe. From jackets to vests to bandoliers, you'll have options to make this work for all sorts of events. Because everyone knows that dressing up as a pirate isn't just for Halloween. In our opinion, everyone ought to have at least one pirate themed birthday party a year. That's not always possible but you know you've gotta be the change you wish to see in the world!
So, you are going up against some dark evil. You have been hunting it like the Winchester brothers hunt demons. Or the way that Batman chases down the Joker... or vice versa. Unfortunately, some prey have supernatural defenses that aren't always easy to prepare for. They might be immune to the standard methods, ignoring bullets and catching arrows in mid-air like it were a circus routine. You really need something a little more intense for this job.This Blade of the Damned Dagger might just be the thing for you. This faux weapon has the look of something that can stop anything in its tracks! Some say it was blessed by a voodoo witch in the 1800s. Others believe it came from the depths of the hells and is here to unleash doom. The reality is that it is molded plastic and styled with countless skulls and a black and red color scheme that you could die for! But we're pretty sure it will trick whatever sinister beastie is on the horizon... or at least make a fantastic addition to your demon hunting costume.
No Beard NeededEveryone always talks about the Red Beards and Black Beards of the seas. Well, what about the Turquoise Blouses or the Purple Skirts? Not all pirates were dirty bearded men. Some of them were strong, independent women! Now, it's your turn to represent the swashbuckling ladies that sailed the seven seas. Adventure was never meant to be exclusively for the boys!Go out this Halloween dressed up in this Kid's Deluxe Purple Pirate Costume. You'll be more than ready to go plundering all around town. Collect enough candy to fill a treasure chest! However, instead of burying it, try enjoying it.We don't know why those pirates all felt the need to bury their treasure. They'd always end up losing it. Then, rather than getting to enjoy their riches, they'd spend half a lifetime trying to find it again... leave it to the boys to come up with that bright idea.Product DetailsThis ensemble comes from our exclusive Made By Us collection. It is the perfect blend of elegance and danger and gives you everything needed to become the fiercest pirate in the sea. The dress is the first part of your transformation. It is designed with a cross-laced bodice. The color combination is what truly makes this dress fierce. It features combinations of gold and purple on the vest as well as the skirt.Lastly, the accessory that is included with the highly detailed and decorated dress is a pirate hat. It is made of the same fabric as the bodice, and backed with foam to hold its shape even through the wildest of waves and winds. Wherever you sail, people will know to run with fear as soon as they see your dreaded purple hat!
A'hoy, matey! Are ya all set fer a reeeal life adventure on thee ol' high seas, instead'a playin' “make believe” with the kiddos? Are ya tired o' fake soundin' pirate accents that sound like they're comin' from some scallywag outta the movies? Well good, because we don't know how much longer we could keep it up. We're also glad you're ready to dress up like a real pirate for Halloween, and in our exclusive Plus Size Realistic Pirate Costume, you'll look as dashingly dangerous as an actual salty sea dog!Pirates come in all shapes and sizes, with some wearing tattered rags instead of clothes and hats, while others take great pride in their appearance and wear elaborate outfits covered in buttons and buckles. We like to think that a good pirate prefers to dress nicely, but without things like too many feathers and jewels sticking out of their get-ups and getting in the way during a fight. Pirates wear sturdy looking overcoats and big intimidating hats! And they add just the perfect amount of shiny extravagance to their attire to show off their plundering prowess.You'll definitely feel debonairly decked-out and ready for action in this authentic looking swashbuckler costume! We've designed and detailed every component to make you look right at home on the deck of a renegade sailing ship, so all you'll need to pick out is what kind of sword to carry into battle. And we know as soon as you're all suited up, you won't be able to resist busting out your best pirate accent!
For the Love of TreasureSome girls can’t get enough of treasure. They dream of chests filled to the brim with gold doubloons, rubies and strings of valuable pearls. Of course, when the treasure is that tempting, then chasing after it won’t be without danger. A girl might have to sail the seven seas and fight her way through a crew of swashbuckling scoundrels to claim the treasure for her own. She might have to gather a crew of ragtag buccaneers of her own. She might even have to commandeer a ship to use on her travels. But she’s definitely going to need an outfit that will match her hunger for adventure!Product DetailsWell, now your little girl can gear up for her pirate adventure with this Rebel Pirate costume for girls. The costume brings a modern twist to the classic pirate look. It comes with striped pants and a matching black top. The costume has various skull decorations through to help give your child the kind of intimidating look that will strike fear into the hearts of her enemies. Once she has it on, she’ll be ready to command her own crew of scurvy dogs in search of treasure.Pirate PonderingsOf course, you’d better teach her all about fencing and the rogue lifestyle before you send her off to sail the seven seas, since there’s going to be a lot of competition to find that pirate treasure! Make sure to add one of our pirate swords to your order—she’s going to need it if she wants to fight her way to victory.
I regret nothing, ever.Wise words from the world's most infamous pirate captain! He knows that in order to have a great adventure, you have to march forward without spending any time worrying about silly things like past mistakes. Of course, that also means that you might have to fight a few enemies from your past from time to time.If you want to live like Disney's Jack Sparrow, with no regrets, then it's time to dress like the fearless captain from Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean movies. This plus size costume will have you ready for adventure in no time.Design & DetailsThis Plus Size Disney Captain Jack Sparrow Costume comes with everything you need to step into the role of the cunning pirate captain! It starts with a white shirt and a blue vest that fits over top. The vest features metallic-colored buttons and can be worn open or closed to achieve a realistic Jack Sparrow look. A pair of brown pants is also included to complete the main ensemble! The costume comes with a fabric waist sash and an adjustable faux leather belt to wear around the waist. The boot covers are designed to work with most pairs of brown shoes. Finally, the costume comes with a red bandana to help you become Jack. When you have it all on, you can live a pirate's life, free of regrets!
That Pirate BizYawr. Pirate Biz. You know what we're talking about. Pillaging, plundering, and raiding the high seas. It might seem like dangerous employment, and, well, it is. But, it's also your opportunity to secure some cold, hard cash. You know...gold doubloons!Sign us up! We're all about that hustle, and if you feel the same way, well, then, we just gotta get you into this Women's Plus Size Roving Buccaneer Costume. In this stunning costume style, you could either be a brand new pirate recruit, or a seasoned scallywag. And either way, you're gonna be ready to get your plunder on!Design & DetailsThis costume is a brand new style created right here in our own costume studios. And we'll go ahead and say it, our designers just love pirate costumes! So, they went a little above and beyond with this costume, which is why it's a serious upgrade from your typical costume selection.It comes with a dress, scarf, belt, and sash. The dress is styled to look like a blouse top and a red velvet skirt, but it's one piece for simplicity's sake. A wide belt fits around the waist, as does a skull printed sash. And it comes with a headscarf to round out the look. We do have it pictured with some extra accessories, and we'll encourage you to pick up a few of them to enhance the style. Yawr!Costumes from A to ZPirating might not seem like the noblest occupation, but if it's the life for you, we say go for it! Of course, we have plenty of other costume styles, too, so if something a little safer seems more up your alley, that's perfectly a-okay, too. Whatever your inclination this Halloween, make your best choice, and be sure to have a whole lotta fun!
Time to Go RougeIn life, you're an upstanding citizen and an all-around great friend. You help friends and strangers alike, whenever they need it, and you would sooner drink a no-foam soy latte than tell your barista they got the order wrong (black drip coffee, thank you very much). But this year has really got you fed up. If only there was some way you could simply storm off, take to the high seas, and live off the islands (and an urn of rum) when you make landfall. If only you could find a treasure chest of rubies, diamonds, sapphires, and gold and load it aboard your ship without asking permission. If you're getting tired of "if only"s, then you best be grabbin' fer this Men's Plus Size Ruthless Rogue Pirate Costume. It'll put the Arggggh on your lips and a swagger in your steps before you can say "scallywag!" Product DetailsThis great look will turn you into a pillager on the high seas! It comes a handy set, including a billowy, lace-up black shirt with an attached eyelet vest and a black and maroon head tie and matching pirate pants. Also included are a buckle belt, wrist cuffs, and black boot covers. Whew! What a booty! You'll want to add your own accessories, like a sword, eye patch, or live parrot! Embrace It, MateyIsn't this costume what Halloween is really all about? It's time to channel your alter ego and embrace new parts of yourself that rarely come out. Happy sailing!
When are you going to accept that deep down in your heart of hearts, you're really a pirate? Not just any pirate, but a captain. THE captain! You have the vigor and soul of a pirate, so all you need is the hair! This Elite Captain Hook Wig come with glorious curls based on fairy tale pirate style, so you can recreate an iconic look of a dastardly villain. The long curls pair perfectly with many of your pirate coats and accessories to create a swashbuckling appearance that may have Peter Pan thinking twice before he begins causing trouble for you and your crew!
Getting Those Pieces of EightYou know how to get a job done. You send emails off like a shot. You parlay meetings that no one dares to miss. And at your presentations, everyone knows they'd better listen or walk the plank! For all these reasons, we're pretty sure you would have made an awesome pirate. If there's one thing that made certain pirate crews more successful than others, it's a strong sense of leadership. There's no room for indecision on a ship. You're either weathering a storm and heading to Tortuga or you're hunkering down in Port Royal for one more day. And if you say you're heading into the eye of the storm, none of your crew should question you. Unless they've always wanted to know what it felt like to be marooned, that is. You're already successful in this day and age, just imagine the booty you'd be burying as a law-breaking buccaneer!Product Details & DesignOur in-house designers have been putting their heads together to create pirate costumes that will break the mold! You'll feel both timelessly nautical and unique in this captain costume. A gorgeous uncommon look is what you can expect when it comes to our Made-By-Us costumes. This look is layered with a lightweight long-sleeved shirt under the vinyl jacket. A scarf and belt are layered over the blouse and the loose-fitting blue pants. The whole look is topped off with a classic tri-corn hat so you'll look right at home when you take the helm. Low Tide, High ExpectationsA pirate such as yourself expects a lot from your look. That's why we've designed costumes that can be worn again and again. So suit up and watch yourself transform into this pretty but pernicious pirate you always knew you had inside. Now all you need is a crew, but that shouldn't be too tough!
You're not a true buccaneer until you're wearing an Authentic Pirate Wig. Think about it, the most respected pirates usually have a head full of thick lush hair. Don't take our word for it: Captain Hook, Black Beard and Jack Sparrow all say (and look) the same. Take some advice from some of the most infamous pirates there are and add this pirate wig to your pirate costume. You've worked long and hard on your pirate accent and you've maybe even memorized some pirate slang. But you won't be completely ready to make someone walk the plank until you dress in the authentic pirate costume and top it off with a realistic pirate hairstyle that will have all of yer mateys green with envy. This adult pirate wig is made of 100% synthetic brown hair and is accented with several braids, a few dreadlocks, and beaded details. Add our red pirate bandanna to complete this surly look!
We have a lot of assumptions about the lives of pirates. We imagine them exclusively at sea, sailing on massive ships and spending the bulk of their time singing sea chanties in order to drive their passions high enough to risk attacking another seafaring vessel or following an ancient map to lost treasure buried deep beneath ocean tides or, perhaps, on the sandy shores of far off islands. But, of course, it isn’t always sea travel that holds a pirate’s time! Everyone needs some good shore leave and it is there, perhaps, where the greatest mysteries of pirate life is hidden.Pirate hideouts located in hidden alcoves in the midst of island collections or cavernous entries where whole villages of pirate crews engage in trade and tales secreted under the very noses of the constabulary that seeks their heads! Now, there is where some of the real piracy takes place. And who is there to maintain peace and order amongst a group of people known for their devious debaucheries? Some make claims of a pirate king, sitting on a horde of treasure… but who seriously believes one man can command all pirates everywhere!? No, it is in fact the pirate wenches who have all the authority. Why? Ha! They control the rum!It is your shift, lass, and how better to keep these rugged pirates under thumb than in this Deluxe Pirate Wench costume!? In this polyester satin, crushed velvet, faux leather, and tulle garb, you’ll have the perfect combination of clothing to keep those jolly Rogers at full attention. Peasant neckline and puffy sleeves combine to make an innocent looking white bodice but the red velvet skirt and leather vest with gold ribbon contrasts to give you just enough kindly and plenty enough rugged! Finish off the look with the black and white striped satin sash and bandana and matching black choker, if you feel the need, add a cutlass or tricorn hat and you’ll not only be commanding the pirate cove but might earn your own ship!
Neverland is ripe for the taking! It’s a paradise that’s loaded with perfect weather and plenty of treasure to be excavated. The only thing you need to worry about is a troublesome child named Peter Pan and his crew of Lost Boys! (You also might need to keep your eyes on any crocodiles that might be lurking in the area.) You’re going to need the kind of profession that keeps those kids in their rightful place, which means you might just need to become a pirate captain to get the treasure all to yourself.Yes, a pirate! That’s the only profession rowdy enough to give Peter Pan a run for his money, so to speak. Of course, you’d better brush up on your proper pirate lingo with phrases like, “shiver me timber!” and “ahoy me hearties!” But you’d also better have the proper attire. After all, no pirate can hold the title of captain without a ravishing outfit that commands respect from other pirates and lets you look ready to set sail.This exclusive Captain Hook costume is a plus size version of our women’s costume and features a look that’s perfect for invading Neverland, or for battling against the Lost Boys. It comes with a royal red jacket, with a classy, white jabot. The black belt fits around the waist and the pirate hat has an extravagant look fit for a pirate captain. The boot tops add the finishing touch to the outfit, making sure that even a lone crocodile won’t want to mess with you!
You know what they say: a pirate is only as fierce as her hat! It may not be a very well known saying, and we can even think of a couple pretty ferocious swashbucklers that don't wear hats at all. But, you can bet if they did, their headgear would be amazing! And besides just adding to your intimidating reputation, the right hat is also a great way to show off your sense of seafaring fashion to the other pirates.Whatever type of pirate costume you like wearing while you party, adding this Lady Buccaneer Black Hat will make you a truly glamorous scourge of the high seas! The tall brimmed bicorne cap gives you the look of a masterful pirate ship captain, and the lacy and colorful ribbon trim show that you're as skilled with your style as you are with your sword!
High Seas FashionYo ho ho, it’s a pirate’s life for us! And what a fashionable life it is. From the ruffled shirts to the buckled boots, the rogues of the Spanish Main cut dashing figures. It’s all part of the business. Would merchant ship captains surrender so quickly to buccaneers in jean jackets and Converse sneakers? We doubt that pirates would still have their legendary swagger if they wore T-shirts rather than tricorns.Product Details The trouble is, a pirate’s life can get pretty busy, what with all that pillaging and plundering. Sometimes it’s tough finding a tailor to threaten at cutlass-point until he rustles up a decent thieving outfit. We have the perfect accessories to put the swash in your buckle. This satin collar with its lace bow and matching satin cuffs will make you the envy of fellow pirates and terrifying prey alike. The collar attaches with a hook and loop fastener, and the wrist cuffs have sewn-in elastic so that they don’t fall off when you’re boarding a merchant ship. Add them to any garb for a rip-roaring, devil-may-care effect!
Serious Pirate SwaggerWho knows how to make scurvy sea scum walk the plank like no other? The nefarious pirate maiden, that's who! She's tough, she's fierce, and hey, she's also a skilled swordsman. She's not what you'd typically expect from a pirate maiden. And, now, you can get become her with this costume. With off the shoulder styling and yo-ho-ho pirate stripes, it has the style that will let you sail the high seas with serious pirate swagger!Product DetailsThis costume is designed as a one-piece dress that gives the combination look of a blouse, corset, and skirt. The jagged hem on the skirt is a classic touch of pirate style and it features self-ties for a fitted look. The attached white blouse with off-the-shoulder sleeves features elastic fit in the off-the-shoulder neckline and sleeve cuffs. The velvet-like black vest is attached to the dress, with laces and gold accents. Made of a polyester/cotton blend, this costume is an iconic and fun choice for any costume party!Set Sail with your entire pirate crewSure, you could head out to the party as the rogue pirate maiden, but, we're guessing you'll be able to blunder even more booty with a complete pirate crew. And we've got costumes to outfit your entire gang! We've got costumes for captains, corsairs, buccaneers, something unique for each and every member of your swashbuckling squad. Be sure to shop all of our pirate costumes to see the top styles available!
Sometimes, life just never turns out like you planned it. Our dream was to sail the seven seas in search of treasure, adventure and rum, but the years ticked by and we had to grow up. We never learned how to wield a cutlass and although we've scoured garage sales in search of a proper pirate ship to command, we still haven't found one...The dream doesn't have to end there, though. Through the power of costumes, we've found a way to turn anyone from an every day kind of guy, into a feared pirate captain, like Edward Teach, or as you may know him, the infamous Blackbeard!It doesn't matter that you don't have a Queen Anne's Revenge of your own to command. It doesn't even matter that your “crew” will be a ragtag group of whatever friends you have around the neighborhood. All that will matter is how fearsome you'll look while wearing the full garb of an imposing pirate captain from history.This plus size Blackbeard costume spares no detail when it comes to recreating a devilish pirate look. Make no mistake, this costume turns you into a true leader among swashbucklers.The woven jacket features screen printed details, and an attached false vest front truly emits the aura of a true captain, not like some of those other pirate costumes that make you look like some run of the mill cabin boy. The jabot adds an elegant touch, while the sash and cross belt add a touch of authenticity. The boot covers help turn a normal pair of shoes into buccaneer boots, while the hat puts the finishing touch on the look.Now, gather up every scoundrel in your scurvy crew to let them know that the captain has arrived! Your first order of business? Do some garage sale hunting to find yourself a worthy vessel! Yaaaarrrgh!
Halloween and rum go together like peanut butter and chocolate--harmonious, satisfying, timeless. Think about it, you never need to ask, “Who likes rum?” because the answer is (obviously) everyone! So if you instinctively pointed to yourself with your thumbs while shouting, "This guy!" then you are not alone. You already know what this Men’s Rum Pirate Costume is all about. Swashbucklers are notorious for their love of the beverage, so you'll look right at home on Halloween when you wear this outfit and sip on your drink of choice with your crew. Of course, you'll also look right at home brandishing a cutlass against your foes on the high seas, too, but sitting back on the ship while enjoying some rum sounds like a much more relaxing time. There are, in fact, only two ways you could improve upon this near perfect costume. 1) Get yourself a parrot and train it to walk over to the counter and ask the barmaid for a refill for you (super bonus if you can train it to carry the drink back to your seat). And 2) bring your own treasure chest to use as a footrest wherever you go, so you can always be drinking your rum in a leisurely position while still looking totally in character. Other than those two costume hacks, this look is pretty much pure gold with its regal red jacket and blue stretchy pants. Oh, we guess you should also pick yourself a ruffly shirt and a pirate’s cap, unless you think you can teach your parrot to shop online for you while you continue sip on your cocktail. We wouldn’t put it past you. You’re a pirate, after all!
Rowing RogueThis Privateer started from the bottom... and yes, now he's here. When the sea called this pirate's name he was just a grimy little boy. He was hired to herd the ship's rats and swab the deck. It didn't take long before he rose above his station after he organized the ships rats into a choir that sang classic sailor songs and did jigs to accordion music. The captain saw this little boy for the natural leader that he was so he took the kid under his wing. Years went by and the street boy learned how to be a great sailor but he had a wild heart. He couldn't be told what to do. He needed his own ship. So one moonlit night while in port, he and his team of rats snuck over to a shiny new Brigantine and commandeered it. He and his rats were going places and this was just the beginning. Details & DesignThis Privateer costume features a long red jacket with an all-over sculpted scroll pattern. It has wide cuffs that are trimmed with gold brocade ribbon. The same trim falls down the front and frames the false pocket flaps. The outfit has a ruffled cravat to make you extra fancy. The outfit is complete with cropped pants and a hoity-toity brimmed hat with the same scroll pattern as the jacket. Treasure TalesAre you ready to set sail? No need to follow that old treasure map you found in some gross tavern, you've already got a treasure of a costume. You can tweak this costume to suit your personality just right. Pair the hat with a long, curly black wig, an eye patch, and a pirate hook. Choose boots or old fashioned loafers and you'll look right at home aboard a ship. If you're going to go rogue, might as well go rogue in style!
Safe Harbor SabotageYou look pretty sweet in ruffles and velvet. No one would assume that you've got a scheme to take the docked treasure in one of the most guarded harbors in Europe. You've been scrolling through maps and scheming with hardened rogues in the hull of your ship for months. You've come up with all sorts of ideas. Gideon Read wanted to simply take the city by fire and force but that had already been tried and stopped before. Ol' Captain Cannonbait tried to insert a spy into the ship's guard but the weasely kid disappeared within two hours. You knew your idea would work the whole time. You just had to let the big men get their ideas out first. The whole time, all you had to do was play the damsel in distress by rolling up in a rickety lifeboat. The soft-hearted Captain would hoist you up, offer you a wool blanket, and let you case the place before letting your companions on board. You might be a damsel but your not in distress!Product Details & DesignThis roving buccaneer costume is Made-By-Us, giving it a unique flair as well as a high-quality appeal that you'll be able to wear again and again. The skirt has ruching in the front and an asymmetrical hem. The waist is accented by a faux leather corset, setting off the light-weight ruffled blouse with cold-shoulder sleeves. The look is topped off with a black scarf and a jolly roger sash. Fierce FleetAre you looking to have a boat rocking good time? Use your Halloween costume again and host a pirate-themed party whether you're getting together with friends or family, our pirate catalog has selections for every size. Even a new-born rogue can join your crew! Or simply jump on board with this ensemble and see what random maties get drawn to your band of rebels. Your sails spell some serious trouble!
Lady or Pirate?Disney’s Elizabeth Swann certainly looks like a proper lady when we first meet her. She wears fine dresses, lives in a mansion, has servants waiting on her, and keeps her hair immaculately styled. However, we soon learn that her personality doesn’t necessarily match her appearance. Elizabeth is fascinated with pirates, adventure, and even treasure (of a certain sort).As the series continues, she begins to act less like a lady and more like the Pirate King she becomes. And of course, she wears outfits that are much more appropriate for commanding ships and fighting enemies than dresses with tightly laced corsets!Design & DetailsNow you can shed your fancy dress and become a pirate with this Elizabeth Swann Costume from Disney’s Pirates of the Caribbean! This costume was designed and Made By Us so you could have a practical and stylish outfit for chasing down treasure.The shirt and vest combo features classic billowy sleeves and brass-colored buttons, with faux suede laces on the back to help you get the right fit. The brown pants complement the rest of the outfit, and the boot covers ensure that you can wear your most comfortable sailing shoes and still have the look of a pirate! We hope you’ll have some grand adventures and maybe even find the treasure you’re looking for when you wear this swashbuckling costume!
If you want to be a pirate, it helps to be a well dressed pirate. Actually, that rule applies to most professions, but especially when it comes to pirates. When you're decked out in our exclusive Captain Blackheart Costume, you'll be the most dashing privateer on the high seas!A diabolical pirate captain, with a whole crew of salty sea dogs following their orders, and commanding a sinister looking ship that's bristling with cannons and billowing sails as black as the cold ocean deep, can be a formidable force to reckon with. But if that captain doesn't have a flashy costume to back it up, the other pirates might not take them seriously. Ol' Captain Blackheart doesn't have to worry about that, though, since he always wears his fanciest outfit when he goes plundering, and his crew will follow him to the ends of the Earth in search of treasure because of it! Well... it's probably his costume, or it could be the fact that Captain B. always sails with plenty of fine rum in the cargo hold, which can be good incentive to stay a loyal member of his crew. But, it's probably mostly the costume!When you're dressed in this crimson red overcoat and daring tricorn hat, you'll definitely look bold enough to command your own gang of swashbucklers. Nobody will question your authority, especially if you have a toy sword and a flintlock pistol (or two) tucked in the faux leather belt. Check out our matching blue Captain Blackheart cape and find a good pair of cuffed boots to complete this dashing look! And it never hurts to bring a couple bottles o' rum to bribe- errr... to inspire courage in your crew.
Problematic PollyPirates keeping parrots as pets is a mystery to us. First of all, a pirate would have to keep the parrot fed and safe while sailing the high seas. We imagine that could be a problem at times. Even if feeding wasn’t a problem and the exotic bird was a valuable treasure to their marauding companion, their ability to learn human speech would be concerning. Sure, a talking parrot could relay gossip from rivals and wannabe mutineers. But if Polly was sharing more than requests for crackers, say their keeper’s secrets, they could cause plenty of sticky situations as well.Honestly, we’d say leave the bird at home. Unless of course, it could do more than squawk and look pretty…Design and DetailsExperience the best pirate life with the most useful and quietest pet a pirate ever had! By combing vibrant red, yellow, and blue fabrics with soft-sculpted talons and facial features our jolly crew of designers created this versatile accessory. Improving this Polly was simple! By adding a zippered-pocket to the back, this plush purse provides a safe place to bury all your personal treasures. The attached shoulder strap gives you a variety of comfortable options for carrying your new pet as well. So, whether you’re heading out for a long treasure hunting adventure or simply visiting a Halloween party, this silent companion is a must-have!
Port Party, Ahoy! Silver Tooth Sadie had a reputation. She ran what they call a "tight ship". Her crew was always mopping the deck. Her ship cats were always fat, sleek, and shiny cause they kept the rats under control. And when it came to taking on other ships, they went in with a polished, foolproof plan. But there was another side to Sadie. When they rolled up to port, Silver Tooth Sadie's ship was always noticed. Once the anchor was in place she'd sally down from the crow's nest and tell the boatswain to break out the accordion. The crew could be heard cheering from across the harbor. Because while Sadie might be all work and no play while working hard on the open seas, she knew how to have a whole lot of fun when it was time to relax. Maybe you don't know this but there ain't no party like a pirate party!Design & DetailsThis fearless look features a gorgeous jacket and a flowery corset with bright accents and a classic pirate hat. The jacket has a beautiful scrolling pattern along the waist and detailed sleeves with wide cuffs. The corset and jacket are complemented with a dark red sash. Top off the look with a red scarf and a wide-brimmed hat that's sure to give you captain-level authority. Ship, Shape ConditionThe high quality of this sleek costume is sure to make an impression as soon as you enter the room. Pair this with a tall pair of boots and leggings and you'll be ready to set sail. In fact, any other pirates at the party might snap to attention, ready to swab the deck or climb to the crow's nest to look out for land. Just remember that it's time to let your scallywag shindig side loose.
When you're a pirate, raising a little one can be tough. Trying to pass on your swashbuckling ways to your kid is hard enough, but with the rapidly diminishing supply of doubloons and buried treasure to plunder, it's a wonder how a buccaneer can even rear a youngin' up these days! That's why it's important to take advantage of a good deal when you can find one and boy do we have a deal for you.This Pirate Infant Costume brings you the finest in scallywag attire for your little one! Not only does it provide your tiny pirate with an outfit that's fit for carrying on the family tradition of piracy, but it also won't cost you a boatload of doubloons to get it! You'll be ready to teach your child the ways of the sea, so your little one will be ready for an adventure as your first mate in no time.
Cool with the CrewIt's not always easy to rise to the top of the popularity scale on a pirate ship. Pirates are famously ornery. Maybe it's the sun, salt water, or having to eat hard tack for every meal but it doesn't take much to get on their list. You make one too many peg leg jokes and One-legged Jack will have you standing on the plank by the end of the week. But if you're too goody-goody it might be a problem as well. You can't be using a napkin, fork, and knife when you're eating your grease grits and salt pork. But this salty pirate knows how to walk the line. She's sassy with the people that like her to be sassy. She's nice to the cook, polite to the captain. She just knows how to get all her shipmates to like her but you could probably tell that from her outfit, right?Details & DesignThis Made by Us pirate costume is a lot of fun with sassy stripes, elegant flowing sleeves, and just the right amount of ruffles. The featured pants are high waisted to complement your midriff top just right. The high-waisted pants have an elastic waist to help them fit just right. Our designers also created a gold trimmed midriff top with a scooped ruffled blouse neckline. It's paired with faux leather cuffs that fit on your upper arms and are bedecked with gorgeous flowing ivory sleeves. Star on StarboardWant to make your pirate costume as unique as you are? You have so many options when it comes to accessorizing. Keep it tough with an eye patch, sword, or even a few scars. Feel fabulous with jewelry, a scarf, or even a gorgeous feather-trimmed captain's hat. Make it what you want it, this pirate costume commandeer everyone's attention!
So, you’re planning on setting sail on the high seas for an adventure of a lifetime. You’ve packed everything you could possibly need to get your Pirates of the Caribbean style adventure underway. You brought your cutlass, you’ve packed enough rum to last you a week and you’ve even brought along a magical compass that will help you locate any treasure that captures your heart’s desire! But haven’t you forgotten something, you savvy pirate, you? What’s going to be on your head while you do all this? You are going to need a hat and not just any hat! You’re going to need the hat of a Captain, like Jack Sparrow!This Captain Jack Sparrow Hat is THE pirate hat to wear. It’s made of a faux leather material and it’s shaped into a nice tricorn design. Just place it on your head and you may just find that you have a ravenous thirst for adventure… and rum! Just like the real captain from Pirates of the Caribbean!
Ahoy there! Ay, ye scurvy dog. You think you can sail the seas with your boring old Harvard clip haircut on this here pirate ship. Yo Ho Ho, you're funny. You can't be a pirate with your standard street 'do. There are a few reasons for this. First of all, a pirate has to look cool. Often, pirates never even used violence to get their treasure. They got it with their intimidating looks and tough demeanor, so your crew cut probably won't cut it. Secondly, the ocean is a sunny place. Long hair is going to keep that tender landlubber neck of yours safe from the sun.When you're choosing your pirate mane, you can go two ways. You could put on the lush pirate curls, more associated with the fancy, polished privateer. Or you could wear your locks like the dashing Captain Jack Sparrow. With a scarf keeping that noggin from sun damage and gorgeous dreads falling long past your shoulders, you'll be ready for that rough and tumble seafaring lifestyle. So, get that city boy head covered so you'll be ready for the high seas, savvy?