Mightiest of Them AllThe audience is abuzz with excitement while waiting for the main sideshow attraction! They enjoyed the Bearded Lady and the acrobat pair, but what they're really hoping to see is the mysterious strong man whose unbelieveable strength has made him so famous. It's a relief that he's using his powers for good by entertaining people on the circus circuit. If he decided to use his super strength to take over the world, he'd be pretty close to unstoppable. Product DetailsImpress your family and friends with your secret talent when you wear this exclusive Plus Size Dark Strongman Costume for Men! The one-shoulder singlet is made of a breathable, stretchy poly-spandex knit fabric. It's printed all over with a dark leopard pattern against a tan background. A wide belt made of distressed faux leather fastens at the back of the waist and is decorated with metal studs. Matching studded faux leather wrist cuffs slide on over your hands. All you need now is a dumbbell to make your audience cheer! Now Hiring Are you great at lifting weights, or maybe just great at looking like you lift weights? You should definitely run away to join the circus. They're always looking for someone with natural charisma who can wow the crowds with their mastery of the bench press. It's up to you whether you want to use real weights or fake ones, but take it from us: The fake ones are easier to carry around at a party.
Happy with the JavelinasThe desert isn't for everyone. Some people just don't understand the appeal of sand, wind, and sun. But some people, such as your kiddo, are drawn to the wide-open spaces of the west. They love the creatures of the landscape. The little lizards that skitter on sun-warmed rocks, the quail mommas that hurry into the underbrush with their chicks in a line behind her, the coyotes that howl just after the sun goes down. Let's not forget the little piggies of the desert, the javelinas. Every desert creature is special. And because of that, it would be hard for your desert-loving child to decide which animal to dress up for on Halloween night. Instead of dressing up as an animal, why not offer them a brilliant solution? By disguising themself as the iconic Saguaro cactus, they can watch all the wild desert goings-on. Think of this cactus costume as a backstage pass to all the desert drama!Details & DesignThis Kid's Cactus Costume has a unique look designed by our in-house creative team. The hooded bodysuit covers his or her whole body and zips up the front, making it a quick look to change into. The sleeves fold over their hands with simple slits so their fingers can still function for trick-or-treating. Which is pretty darn important! The trunk of the cactus jumpsuit ends in two shoe covers that will cover whatever footwear kind of footwear they'd like. Topped off with a pink bloom, this cactus is sure to be a hit with javelinas and neighbors, alike!West is BestFalling in love with all things western is easy to do. It's a fascination that's usually life long. That's why having a simply shaped costume that your boy or girl can wear year after year is a great thing. Because even if your child is living in the big city with all of its concrete trappings, this Cactus Costume will make them feel much closer to the wide-open spaces they crave!
Bold BehaviorIf you had to choose 3 words to describe your toddler, they’d be: adventurous, fiery, and bold. Rarely does a school day go by when your kiddo isn’t sent home from daycare with a slip explaining why their pants have a new tear or stain on the knees or seat. Typically, they were the only one to find the mud puddle hidden behind the shrubs that run along the fence. When you address them about it and explain that wandering away from their teachers and diving into bushes everyday isn’t safe, they launch into what could be a 3-page paper on why it is, in fact, okay. They even try to explain why it’s better that they continue to adventure outside of their classmates’ and teachers’ eyeline. Then, every morning, when you readdress the rules of school before sending them off in their unique, mismatched, self-styled outfit, they smile with a mischievous twinkle in their eyes.Product DetailsWhen your little one came to you at a loss for what they wanted to be for Halloween you were slightly perplexed. Their go-to suggestions of explorer, dragon, or even an all-powerful fairy weren’t cutting it apparently, but you weren’t sure what would. Luckily, you found this Toddler’s Red Crayon Costume and we have to say it sounds perfect for your kiddo! The simple 2-piece ensemble turns your toddler into a bright red crayon that’s ready to leave a mark on the world—or at least another blank wall. With the cone-shaped hat on the top of their head and the tube-shaped, crayon wrapper printed tunic secured around their shoulders, they’re sure to stand out from the crowd.Color the Town RedWhether your toddler is coloring the world red at playtime or you’re hoping the bright color will keep them visible even if they dive into the bushes while trick-or-treating, this Red Crayon Costume for toddlers is the choice for you and yours!
Green Thumb's UpYou have a solid gardening track record: you've started a neighborhood community garden, you run a garden education program for kids, and you have transformed your backyard from an ugly abandoned lot to a green and blooming haven. As such an avid gardener, you know that growing plants is all about a careful balance of knowledge, weather, and luck! Thankfully, your Halloween costume doesn't have to be so carefully tended to produce amazing results.This Adult Flower Pot Costume creates a perfect bloom each and every time you wear it, come rain or shine! Not only that, but it's a clever and unique way to celebrate your green thumb this Halloween. You can give out gardening tips to others at the party, or you can just relax and rest easy, knowing that you are a bright and cheery beacon of loveliness. Either way, we think you look amazingly fresh and festive in this exclusive costume!Design & DetailsOur design team grew this costume from the seed of an idea, then tended it carefully to ensure it grew into a look you would love! It's comprised of a faux, foam terra cotta flower pot you can wear over your own black leggings and a long-sleeved tee. The pot has wire in the upper and lower edges to help keep its shape, ensuring it won't wilt with wear. Fabric suspenders tie at the shoulders and give the pot its floating effect. The hood and sunglasses are sold separately, and complete this totally bloomin' look!Flower PowerLook at how much energy this cute costume has given you! You'll brighten everyone's night when you strut into the costume party in this punchy look. You're already a happy-go-lucky person, now you get to embody your uplifting power on Halloween, too, thanks to this cheery costume!
Let the Show Begin! Have you ever thought to yourself, "Homework is boring, and chores are annoying: I'm going to run away to join the circus!"? If so, we have good news for you! No, the good news isn't that we've canceled homework and chores forever (we're fun, but we're not that powerful). The good news is that you don't have to run away to join the circus! You can put on your own three-ring show wherever you want. And that's a lot more interesting than homework! Product DetailsCaptivate crowds and head the greatest show on earth with our exclusive Kid's Dashing Ringmaster Costume! The outfit includes the essentials starting with a long with attached vest panels. The red velvet portion of this easy-to-wear top features shoulder epaulets with golden fringe and printed black and gold details down the sleeves and front. The black satin vest panels have functioning buttons to secure the jacket and gold-printed frogging.A pleated satin cravat wears under the combo jacket with a hook-and-loop fastener at its back. A pair of black pants feature the same printed frogging as the vest. Completing the look is a pair of black faux leather boot covers and a black top hat with a red ribbon band.Career Day DecisionWhy don't more people choose "ringmaster" when they're asked what they want to be when they grow up? That line of work involves lions jumping through flaming hoops, clowns popping out of tiny cars, and acrobats leaping from trapeze to tightrope and back again! Wear this costume to start your own act or simply wear it trick-or-treating or to another dress-up event. We hope your friends are ready to be dazzled and delighted!
Clowns can come in all shapes, sizes, and personalities. It can go all the way from the scariest killer clown you've ever seen this side of a birthday party to a super sad clown with makeup that makes him look like he's constantly crying all the way to the happiest clown on the planet ready for a great time. We think that getting the right personality can come down to even the finest detail of the entire outfit. Add a little more of a friendly nature to your silly clown costume with this Pink Afro Clown Wig. No murder vibes seem to come from this hair color (and we have some pretty serious technology to test that) and very little sadness from it as well. In fact, this wig resembling some delicious cotton candy has proven to improve the moods of people around it just by being in their presence. Add it to perfect your Halloween outfit or for entertaining some children at a birthday party.
Fair as a FlowerSome people love to give and receive bouquets of blooms. It’s a tradition that usually expresses affection from the giver to the receiver. However, other people are a little more skeptical of the practice. They might not think it’s very romantic to hand someone a bunch of dead plants, especially when you can’t even eat them! Those people seem to be forgetting one thing—flowers are beautiful! And when we surround ourselves with things we think are pretty, we’re statistically more likely to feel happy. So if a bunch of dead plants can make people happy, wouldn’t it make sense that turning yourself into a living, breathing flower would make them (and you) even happier?Design & DetailsThis Adult Rose Flower Headpiece was Made By Us in an attempt to spread some joy, and we sure hope some happiness makes its way to you when you wear this cheerful costume! The foam petals will make you look like your face is the center of a beautiful rose, and the elastic strap on the back ensures that this piece will fit most adults. Surprise someone for Valentine’s Day or another occasion with this fun headpiece!A Red, Red RoseNo matter the occasion, you’re sure to get a smile when you wear this Adult Rose Flower Headpiece. You can even try convincing eleven of your friends to get one too, so you’ll have an even dozen!
The One to WatchYou didn't raise your girl to be just another act. Nope. You brought her up to be the one everyone is watching! And as it turns out, she is a total boss! Head of her cheerleading squad, captain of the soccer team, honor roll student, the lead in the school play, and now, class president—we're starting to wonder if there is anything your child can't do! So, let her Halloween costume reflect her natural leadership and showmanship skills. This Girl's Ravishing Ringmaster Costume perfectly highlights her strengths in life and sets her up as the one to watch! Sure, she won't be your little girl forever, but this year you can enjoy watching her turn Halloween into a fabulous show, with her as its star. Leave those lesser costumes for the clowns. She should be proud of her accomplishments, but maybe none more than finding this, the perfect Halloween costume!Design & DetailsGather round! Gather round! Step right up to witness an amazing feat! Our costume studio created a look that you'll need to see with your very eyes to believe! This carefully crafted getup includes golden britches; a tailored tail coat with circus-inspired accents, like stripes and gold epaulets; a bow-tie choker; and a tasteful, coordinating top hat. She'll need to add her own lace-up boots and any accessories she may want, such as gloves, a whip, or a tamed lion, but then she'll be ready to steal the show! Act of ShowmanshipHandling all of her commitments can be a bit of a balancing act. It's a good thing your girl has you in her corner, advising her and helping her shine! Luckily, she's a natural performer who takes pride in her moments to show the world what she can do—like rock a cool Ringmaster costume all Halloween long!
Feeling Blue-tifulWhat's your kiddo's favorite color? Regardless of what their answer is, we think most of them would agree that blue is a very important hue, especially when they're making art! After all, it's a primary color, which means you can't create it by mixing other shades, and large blue areas like skies and oceans take up a lot of real estate on your typical coloring page.If your kiddo loves the color blue, drawing with crayons, or both, then they'll enjoy wearing this Blue Crayon Costume Dress! This adorable dress and headband set will have them feeling "blue-tiful" as soon as they put it on.Design & DetailsThis Kid's Blue Crayon Costume Dress was designed by our in-house team and is officially licensed by Crayola. Their signature wavy black lines appear on the top and bottom of the bodice, with the Crayola logo printed on the front just like a real crayon. The dress closes in the back with hook and loop fastener. To complete the look, a crayon tip-shaped hat secures to the wearer's head with a headband.You can easily create a colorful group costume when you shop the rest of our crayon collection! We have more color choices in toddler, child, and adult sizes so everyone can get in on the fun. You'll have a blast building your very own unique box of crayons!
Fearless Leader At work, you are the kind, compassionate, communicative boss for your staff. You take care to think through how your decisions will affect your employees, how to create a better work-life balance, how to increase benefits and distribute the workload more efficiently, and how to have epic office parties. Your team thinks you're the best boss ever — and you pretty much are. But it's fun to play pretend on Halloween. After all, why should kids get all the fun? That's why you're totally rocking this Women's Wicked Ringleader Costume, and imagining how different life would be if you ruled the roost in a different way. After all, it's pretty hard to do the right thing all the time, and it's a little thrilling to do the wicked thing...every once in a while. Have fun in your imaginary world tonight!Design & DetailsThis stunning look is worthy of the position of honor in the ring, seeing as it was crafted to perfection by our in-house costume team. Every attention has been paid to its details and design, from the golden braided trim to the matching cord fasteners. The costume is actually a one-piece dress styled to look like a tailcoat jacket and tank dress, with velvet construction and a top hat that helps you look larger than life and in charge of the circus. Back to RealitySteal the spotlight tonight and prepare to dazzle and delight. But just remember to hang up the whip (not included) and top hat before returning to work on Monday! It may send the wrong message to your staff.
Does your home seem as crazy and out of control as a circus some days? Does it almost feel as if there are elephants riding around on unicycles and mischievous clowns prancing around constantly? Well, maybe it’s time to help your kiddo hone all that energy and promote him from a sideshow act to the center stage this Halloween. Grab him this Ringmaster Costume for toddlers and watch him suddenly take control of the show!Your little one will look like the ultimate Ringmaster with this amazing outfit. We designed it ourselves and made sure it included all the bells and whistles! An amazing red tailcoat jacket will trail behind him as he marches through town. An adorable bow tie will make him as stylish as he his hilarious. The cherry topping off this funday-sundae of a costume is a classy velvet-covered top hat! Once your child is dressed up in this fantastic costume he’ll feel as brave as a lion tamer and as hysterical as a clown! He’ll be as daring as tight-rope walkers and as strong as strong-men. He’ll feel all of that and more, but he won’t be the one having to do any of those zany feats. Instead, he’ll be the amazing director of all the entertainment!We’re positive your little guy has all the charisma needed to be a renowned Ringmaster. Who knows, maybe he’s even good enough to get hired in a real-life circus. Before you know it this costume will turn from one night of Halloween fun into a lifetime of entertainment!
Just the Lego Guy for the JobBatman can handle any task! Lord Business causing trouble in Bricksburg? He's ready to stop him. Is The Joker plotting some kind of nefarious scheme in Gotham City? Don't worry about it! Batman has it covered. Does Dick Grayson need a father figure and a fancy outfit? Yeah, Batman's good for that! What about when Queen Watevera Wa'Nabi needs a new hubby? Hey, Batman's ready to do it, especially if it means he can show up Superman! How about helping your child become the coolest Lego guy at the costume party? Oh yeah, Batman is all about that!With this Kid's Lego Movie 2 Batman Deluxe Costume, your child can transform into Lego's greatest superhero, Batman (despite whatever Superman might try to tell you).Product DetailsThis kid's costume is officially licensed from The Lego Movie 2. It comes with everything your child to become the blocky version of The Dark Knight. It starts with a foam tunic that's shaped like a Lego mini-figure body. It fits with a fastener in the back for easy fitting. The front of the tunic has Batman's suit printed on it, including a bright red Bat-symbol, a utility belt, and muscles! The matching pants have printed details and an elastic waistband for a comfortable fit. Of course, every superhero needs to protect their secret identity, which is why this costume comes with a mask! It's made out of molded plastic and fits with an elastic band. Finally, the finishing touch to this costume comes in the form a pair of mitts shaped like Lego hands. They have that classic horseshoe shape and fit over your child's hands like gloves. Put it all together and your child will be ready to face any villain around!Cooler Than SupermanIf your child is a huge fan of the Lego Movie, or if they love Batman, then this is the right costume for them! It's definitely much cooler than dressing up like Lego Superman!
Running the Show He's the person everyone looks to for direction. He's the most charming, the loudest, and the best at getting everyone's attention in the blink of an eye. He's....your baby! Actually, we were going to say "the circus ringmaster!" but we realized that what we were describing applies really well to a cute little one with a loud squeal and a talent for wrapping everyone around his little finger. Sound like anyone you know? Product DetailsThis Ringmaster Costume for Infants is yet more proof that your little one was born to be in the spotlight! Your little showstopper will look amazing in the jumpsuit that's designed to look like a dress suit. A bright red "coat" with gold trim, black lapels and gold fringe is accented by a vest-shaped inset printed with a brocade pattern. The white straight point collar is decorated with a red bow. The black bottoms look like suit pants. Top it off with the top hat! The Crowd Goes WildWhat was your favorite part of the tonight's circus? Some people enjoyed the huge elephants best, some preferred the lion tamers, still others were amazed by the daring flips and tricks performed by the acrobats. For us, the best part of all was actually the ringmaster. He was just so cute! He didn't have to do anything at all except smile and babble and chew on his fingers, and it was better than all of the other acts put together. What time is the encore?
Have you ever wanted to be the crotchety old cat lady down the road? The one who steals the nerf footballs that fly into her yard from a missed Hail Mary pass. Sure, she seems mean and stuffy. But you know what they say. You got to walk a mile in someone’s shoes before you can fully understand her.Well, if you want to really get to know her then this Deluxe Old Woman Mask is the way to go. You can really get in her mindset by stealing all the nerf footballs in the neighborhood. We don’t suggest getting yourself a houseful of cats—that seems like a bit too much. Stick to two or three cats at maximum. Or you can just wear this mask as you jump scare your friends. What’s a better prank than standing over your friend’s bed with an old woman’s face until he feels the creepy eyes waking him up? Just watch out for flying fists, knees, and elbows.
L8R! School's out, work's over, and it's time for some fun! You're all ready to go out with your friends to catch a movie, grab pizza at the mall food court, and chill for the whole weekend. You've got your spiked hair, cargo pants, and beach bro flip flops on if you're a dude. If you're a gal, you've got your distressed flare jeans, popcorn top, and crimped hair under a newsboy cap. You're ready to go - oh wait! Can't forget the ultra-cool flip phone! Are you cutting-edge or what? Product DetailsRelive the glory of the one-finger texting era with this hilarious Retro Flip Phone Adult Costume! The exclusive outfit is unisex and consists of a long, dark gray pullover tunic. The top is shaped like an old-school flip phone and is printed with graphics, including all of the number, letter, and symbol keys, a green "Call" button and a red "End Call" button, and a silver "speaker." A flap at the bottom resembles a flip case, and a foam antenna is attached to the back. C U 2NITE? Technology is so incredible! Your phone is the coolest one around, and get this - it even comes in different colors. *Mind blown.* There's absolutely no way that any phone more awesome than this one will ever exist. It's definitely impossible that by later in the 21st Century, there will be about forty-five and a half new styles of phones that can even let you access the internet. Even if there were, they won't be nearly as great because they won't have flip tops.
Resting Potato Face We've all been in situations where our inner expression looked a lot different than our outer expression, right? Maybe we were in a solemn situation and felt the urge to giggle, or had to sit with a polite smile while Uncle Bob told us his favorite fishing story for the one hundred and seventy-seventh time. Potato heads are under no such obligation to be polite. They can wear whatever expressions we want them to wear. Lucky spuds! Product DetailsPut your best face forward with this officially licensed Mrs/Mr Potato Head Adult Costume! The outfit includes a sleeveless, foam-backed tunic made of brown polyester interlock-knit fabric. It fastens at the back and is roomy enough to wear over your preferred lightweight outfit. Fabric ears are sewn to each side of the tunic, but the other facial parts can be swapped around on the tunic as desired. The "female" set includes eyes with purple eyelashes, an oval nose, red lips, and a yellow flowered hat, while the "male" set includes round eyes, a red nose, a black mustache, and a toothy smile. DIY Cosmetic Surgery Have you ever gotten the urge to dramatically switch up your look, but didn't want to pay for the procedure? Now you can try swapping out noses, eyes, and even facial hair without having to worry about making a permanent change. Better yet, get a friend to dress up as a second Potato Head and swap accessories with them for even more hilarity! How would a cute floppy hat look with the mustache option? We're about to find out!
The Night Is Dark and Full of TerrorsStrike fear into the hearts of many--but do it in a softer way--with this Inflatable Adult Skeleton Dragon Costume. With the simple click of the on switch, a tiny motor activates a fan that fully inflates this costume in moments. The white dragon bones pop against a dark, black background, and the wings and tail show the others in the room that you are not to be trifled with. It doesn't get any easier than an inflatable costume--but nobody will dare suggest that to your face.Product DetailsThis is a BYOB (bring your own batteries) situation, but you'll want to have extras on hand anyway because you won't want to take this Inflatable Adult Skeleton Dragon Costume off. The opening is in the front and it's easy to close and easy to remove so there's no need for an assistant's help all night. A battery powered fan inflates the costume and keeps you cool. Every bit, from your fingers to your toes, will be covered, and a clear panel inside the mouth helps you see where you're going. Flap your wings, wiggle your tail, and let out a roar, because you've arrived.Fly the SkiesYou won't really be able to take flight, but inside this Inflatable Adult Skeleton Dragon Costume you might feel like soaring through the air. There's no way to feel cramped or sweaty with a constant breeze around you, and who could be sad when they're dressed as a dragon?
We all love socks. That warm, fuzzy knit material is always there to keep our feet cozy and protected. They're even super good for dusting our floors with if we slide around the room enough. If only we could just wear one big sock for our whole body. You know what else is really fun and cuddly? Monkeys. Those little guys are always just swinging around with their goofy arms and long tail being completely adorable. All they ask for in return is a few bananas to munch on here and there. Most of them seem like they'd be absolutely fantastic cuddlers. When they're not running around like maniacs, they're usually fast asleep all snuggled up with the rest of their family. It seemed only natural that the comfort of socks joined forces with the cuddly and cut nature of those fruit-loving fuzzy primates. Thus the most cozy invention since the heated steering wheels was born! The sock monkey has graced the homes of most every household, whether it was handmade or store bought since 1870, and have never gone out of style! In fact, we're putting them even more into style! Just check out this super comfy looking Sock Monkey Infant Costume. It's made of knit flannel fabric so it's soft and warm for your own little bundle of joy during those chilly fall months when costume parties are all over the place! Just be sure to pack your bag with a few bananas, because this growing guy is always hungry for more!
Seeing Red What would we do without that vibrant hue, red? It perfectly conveys strong emotion, warnings, and even tastiness. It's perfect for stop signs and stop lights, fast cars, juicy strawberries and hot peppers. When it's in a crayon form, it can create boiling, molten lava oozing out of a volcano, or color in a superhero's flapping cape as its wearer speeds off to the rescue. And don't forget about dragon flame, knights' shields, and princess gowns! Product DetailsYour child will glow when she's wearing this exclusive, officially licensed Girl's Toddler Red Crayon Costume Dress! The knee-length dress fastens at the back and features a sleeveless bodice made of stretch knit polyester fabric. The chest area is printed with Crayola's signature black crayon wrapper detailing, as is a printed band around the hips. The torso is decorated with a vertical Crayola logo. The skirt is printed with both light and dark red. The final touch is a fabric-covered plastic headband topped with an attached hat that's shaped like a crayon's tip. Red Carpet Treatment If your little girl wants to feel like a superstar, definitely dress her in this fun costume! It may inspire her to request only red-colored trick-or-treat candy this Halloween. This would be an awesome challenge, since it covers everything from spicy cinnamon-flavored chews to watermelon bubble gum to cherry lollipops to red-wrapped chocolate bars. It's only fair that she collects them all so that she can practice drawing them later (after she eats most of them, of course).
The fun thing about a Potato Head toy was that you could make it be anything you wanted. You had a choice of different eyes, noses, mouths, and ears. You could give it a hat, or not. Ditto for facial hair. Or any other kind of hair. Want to wear a different pair of shoes? You can swap those out in a jiff! It was the best kind of toy – totally ridiculous, yet creative and fun at the same time.Potato Heads aren’t just fun for kids – even as an adult I’ve found that switching around the various parts for a few minutes helps me relax and feel playful again. This costume can help bring that feeling full circle this Halloween!Of course, after a while the various pieces started getting lost when you were a kid and then you didn't have as many options. Maybe you ended up with an extra hat as your new pair of shoes or an extra mouth where the eyes should be, but no matter - you can have all of those options again with this Mr / Mrs Potato Head Plus Size Costume! The costume base is a sleeveless, foam-backed tunic that fasts at the back with a Hook and Loop fastener closure. The ears are sewn on (sorry if you wanted to swap the ears out for an extra set of arms!), but the other parts of the costume and face are interchangeable. The face pieces come for both male and female potato heads and they attach to the tunic with Hook and Loop fastener. Grab a pair of these costumes for a fun couples costume this Halloween!
Grey but GutsyDoes your little one want to dress as her hero? We get it. Who doesn't want to emulate their hero? And Grandma Gertie makes a great hero! She might be no spring chicken but she's definitely still having adventures. She went to Iceland last year and tried pickled shark and sat on an iceberg throne... until she got floated out to sea and had to be rescued by the coast guard. And then there's the time that Gertie heard her granddaughter was going to have a solo in her classes' spring concert and she traveled across three states with her granddaughter's favorite cupcakes. Or there are the simple things like the way she says "hello" like no one else when she talks to her grandkids on the phone. Or the way she gives the best hugs when you come in the door. What else should your little one want in a hero?Details & DesignThis Made by Us Grandma Gertie costume features a classic Grandma outfit that's sized just for your little one. The dress is adorable with a wide wing collar. It's layered under a long sleeve cardigan perfect for when there's a chill in the air. The whole look is topped off with the all-important gray wig and oversized glasses to make your kiddo's look ultra adorable!Never Gets OldFunny that a costume that's all about age never gets old for anyone around, no matter what age they are. Grandma and your kiddo are sure to get plenty of laughs on Halloween. And when this holiday is over, don't be surprised when your kiddo gets out her grey wig and big glasses to granny it up a little. You didn't think an interest in Wheel of Fortune would happen this early in life. But what can you do, a good costume can always change life for the better!
asdfDino Ride What if you could travel back in time to the days of the dinosaurs? What would you do? Would you watch a T-Rex stomp through the jungle, looking for a tasty dinner? Would you find a flock of pteranodons winging their way overhead? Would you catch a baby raptor and bring it home with you, teach it not to bite and to fetch balls, and go on adventures together? Product Details Ride your loyal steed all over the neighborhood! This Inflatable Riding a Red Raptor Costume for Kids is sure to make everyone do a double take when they watch you pass by. The inflatable costume is made of sturdy material and shaped like a raptor standing on two legs. A large tail juts out the back. Step into the outfit like a pair of pants and secure the drawstring waistband. The attached pair of fake legs makes it look like you're sitting atop a prehistoric dinosaur. Stay on the Safe SideWhile trick or treating this Halloween, why not ask for an extra piece of candy for your ride? He's been pretty well-behaved so far, but look at his open jaws. Clearly, he's getting a little hungry. It's best not to take any risks. It would be bad if, frustrated by the lack of goodies, your raptor decided to see if modern humans taste as good as cavemen. Besides, chocolate is so good that it would make anyone forget to that they usually prefer small animals and meat.
Masters of MarketingPeople have been using outdoor advertising to sell their wares and services since ancient times. Egyptians started marketing off by carving hieroglyphs into steel. And while handbills and printed ads dappled the streets from the B.C.s through the 1700s, advertising hit a new level when the automobiles were invented. That's right, billboards were invented almost as soon as cars hit the road! After that advertising exploded with hot air balloons, electric signs, and of course, the radio. But road trip advertising changed forever after the wacky, inflatable tube man hit the car lot scene in the nineties! Before that, it was all signs and lights. Now, there was a brightly colored dancing giant, beckoning bored passengers to look at his wares. The evolution of advertising has been a wild road, but it's all been worth it to witness the antics of this legendary advertising schtick!Design & DetailsThis red inflatable costume is hilarious and ready to party. Made by Us, you'll like the details that both make this costume stand out and make sure your costume weathers all sorts of Halloween events. The suit zip up the back, with a fan attached next to the opening for easy access to the controls. The face has a wide smoky panel for a smile, allowing you limited vision without interrupting the disguise. Running on batteries, this costume is a catchy advertisement for your Halloween antics!Dance floor ReadyWhen you're heading out to a costume party, taking the dance floor into account is key. After all, the dance floor is the best part of plenty of parties! You won't have to come up with a specific kind of dance when you slip into this costume, just look at video clips of the original wacky inflatable man and you'll be ready to groove!
Picking the right pants is an important decision, maybe even the most important one you make before you head out every day. The color of pants you choose is going to decide if your shoes, belt, socks, jacket, and everything else go together, or if it's all just a jumbled mess! Sorry to sound so dramatic, we're just having flashbacks to the time we wore black socks with khaki slacks, and we were the laughing stock of the regatta... One safe bet is to slap on these Plus Size Black Pants! Black formal clothes all go together with other black clothes, no questions asked. So, go ahead and wear these comfy black pants with your black socks, shoes, belt, and jacket, and you'll look great. The worst case scenario is that you'll look like a Maitre D, or a mysterious, sharply-dressed, country singer, but in the world of fashion, it could be much worse!
Well, look who it is, trotting over to say hello. It’s Henry the Horse! He doesn’t like to be confused with any other famous talking horses, no siree Ed. Err, Bob, sorry Henry. Slip of the tongue. Yeah, yeah, we know how much cooler you are than any other talking horses, Henry. No one’s disputing that. Yeah, no one wouldn’t love galloping around in this Adult Henry the Horse Mascot Costume. It’s delightful. That’s not up for debate. It’s perfect for costume parties, sporting events, and hoedowns of all kind. Everyone loves cheering for a prancing pony. You’re the top stallion, Henry. But when you don’t let us mention other horses it just makes you seem kind of insecure.Horses have really lucked out in one regard: hay is for them. Sure, we might give it to other animals, and roll it up in big wheels for God-knows-what purpose (can you tell we’re city folk?), but the saying doesn’t go, “Hay is for horses, and cows, and all that other stuff too.” No, hay is for horses, and everything else is a creative alternative at best, and possibly misuse. No other animal has such a statement so clearly delineating what is for them. Trix are for kids, but as of yet, children haven’t been designated as their own species.Everyone loves a horsey, and this one couldn’t be friendlier. And it’s the full monty––covering every inch of you in horsey goodness. You can just lazily amble around it, give rides to children, trot, gallop, or go all out and perform steeplechase jumps. If you’re convincing enough, maybe you can be the first riderless entry into an equestrian contest, although good luck competing with real horses. We hear they’re pretty fast.
Get Happy Being a clown isn't all fun and games. Ok, it is all fun and games, but that itself requires a very special skill set. You've got to be the kind of person who has a warm heart and a love for seeing other people smile and laugh. Which means that if you want to do your job, you've also got to make sure that your outfit looks nothing like the scarier type of clown that occasionally lives in drainage sewers. Product DetailsMake everyone's day happier when you're wearing your exclusive Pastel Women' Diamond Clown Costume! The jumpsuit is made out of form-fitting jersey knit stretch fabric that's just right for riding unicycles. It's printed all over with a pattern of pink and green diamonds against a white background. Pink chiffon ruffles decorate the collar and each sleeve. The matching striped hat is shaped like a cone and topped with a tinsel pom pom. Attached elastic bands allow a means of pinning it to your hair. Ready for Fun People of all ages will be delighted to see a clown that looks like she runs on unicorn magic! Get ready to wow the crowds wearing your uniquely pretty costume. It's a great choice for Halloween, but it's also fun for carnivals, festivals, and theater performances. For that matter, who's to say that you couldn't also wear it to work? HR can't say anything about whether it pushes the bounds of "work wear" when they're smiling from ear to ear.
Unforgettable 420 FashionThere are a lot of pharmaceuticals to choose from when you are a big-time nurse or MD trying to treat a patient. Like any good physician, you must discover the problem before treating it with a solution. If your patient has back pain, you give them an anti-inflammatory. Bad allergies? You provide them with an antihistamine. Yes, those are just over-the-counter medications, but you get our point.Well, the best remedy for not knowing what to wear this Halloween is our Sexy Perfect Prescription Costume for Women. It's Halloween, so lucky, you'll have plenty of people to practice on. Speaking of medicine, if you know your way around some pharmaceuticals or simply are looking for a cute and quirky costume for the next Halloween bash, check out this Sexy Perfect Prescription Costume for Women.Product DetailsThis costume is excellent for 420 friendlies who also need a sexy women's outfit for the holidays. Oh, and we can't forget the best part about this costume—you get to be a nurse! Who doesn't love a nurse? You will look and feel great in your green and white get-up, complete with weed leaf designs throughout. So before you put your lighters in the air, pick up our Sexy Perfect Prescription Costume for Women!
Does it Feel like You're Running a Circus?Are you the one that's typically calling the shots in your friend group? When you want to meet for dinner, do you find yourself consistently choosing the restaurant? Are you planning the outings, the meetups, and making sure everyone sticks together? Or maybe you're a parent, and feel like you're working with little wild animals on the daily? If you answered yes to any of these questions, you may just be the ringleader! If you're doing that much already, you might as well go the full distance and dress the part; after all, you deserve to look dashing if you're putting in the work. You'll feel more calm and in control while you're wearing the authoritative costume. It feels good to be respected and in the lead. Product DetailsThis costume brings everything you need to look like you know how to run a circus and look good doing it. The jacket and vest combo is trimmed in a gold color that is sure to make you stand out so you can seen at all times. The hat tops things off and really seals the look as being someone with authority.Take Command, the Show must Continue Onward!Whatever circus you're running, it's important to be seen and inspired by. Take on the flashy jacket and hat and do what you do best. Keep the show running smoothly and keep your audience entertained. Be the Dashing Ringmaster you know you're meant to be!
A couple of babiesYou sometimes walk by a baby in a stroller and think, “Ah. I wish someone would push me around like that.” Or perhaps you pass a family carrying their little one as they hike and take in the views and think, “Carry me! Why must life get harder as we get older?”It’s OK, we think about these things too. While we have yet to figure out the secret to reverse aging, we think we may have just the thing to bring a little extra TLC to your life: this Adult Baby Costume. You may be a grown-up who does taxes and has a 401K, but that doesn’t mean you can’t indulge your infantile side. Show everyone at the party just what a big and funny baby you can be and watch as the cuddles, sweets, and maybe even a push in a stroller (or at least a lift home in your friend’s car) come cooing your way.Product DetailsWhile the teddy bear, giant baby bottle, and pacifier accessories shown in the photo are sold separately--don’t cry--you should get them to complete your comical baby look. Here, here, look here! Don’t cry. See? This ensemble includes a bib, bonnet, and a bodysuit with a built-in wire hoop. It’s a look that can be worn by either men or women, and one size fits most. If that’s not something to giggle in an insanely cute way at, well, we don’t know what is.
A Lot of Clown-t at CourtOddly enough, one of the most important people in the Middle Ages was the court jester. This person was not only genuinely hilarious, but they also had the opportunity to regularly speak to the king, which most other courtiers could only dream of. That is the kind of power that a jester could get used to and use to gain wealth for themselves, or, if they were the scary kind of jester, to cause spooky mischief.That is what makes style choices so important for anyone who wants to pursue that kind of career at court. If you dress in a neutral way, no one will ever know where you stand and you won’t be as successful. So, it is important for every court jester to display their ethos and personality on their sleeve, whether they want to be good or bad.Merry and ScaryThat is where this Girl’s Clever Clown Child Costume excels! It has all the hallmarks of a smart and slightly wicked jester, while still being stylish and chic. The overall style dress and poofy-cuffed shirt place it well into the quirky jester category, while the dark colors declare it to be quite spooky. The matching hat and frilly neck add that extra little bit of comically scary feeling that will set you apart from the other wannabe clowns!Dressed for JestIf you are looking for that perfect clown costume that will make people think that you are very frightening indeed, then this is the costume for you! Your jokes will all land, since everyone will be laughing in nervous fear around you anyway!
The Abridged BioGalileo had guts. He also had an brother who borrowed tons of money from him to pursue his dream of being a professional lute player (brothers, right?)... but that's a whole other story! Armed with nothing but mathematics, a telescope (which he invented), and a plucky attitude, he decided to make the argument that the Earth revolved around the sun. Seems kind of obvious now, but back then, the powers that be didn't like that sort of talk. In fact, Galileo even started a little feud with the Pope! The Pope of the time wasn't a fan of Galileo's scientific theories, so he made Galileo renounce his scientific findings and he eventually put Galileo on house arrest. He put everything on the line to show the world his findings, and became the "father of modern physics!"It just goes to show that sometimes, you have to question the status quo! That's exactly what this Made by Us Galileo Galilei Costume does!Design & DetailsOur costume designers are big fans of Galileo. His defiant attitude and dedication to finding facts are awesome and they wanted to create an outfit that captures the spirit and attitude of Galileo. They looked at classic paintings of him and this is what they came up with! The costume stars with a black jacket that has buttons down the front. The white collar and matching sleeves add a pop of white contrast the to dark coat. The costume also comes with a pair of pants and a wig that's made out of synthetic materials. It has an attached beard and mustache to help give you his iconic look from various historical portraits. Put it all together and you might be ready to challenge the current status quo on astronomy!Reach for the StarsYou can study the stars... or you could start a brand new feud with the Pope. We recommend doing the first one and avoiding the second one!
Everyone longs to have that one special person in their life; someone who knows them so well that without thinking they can easily finish each others’...sandwiches.Whether your other half is a friend, family member, forever sweetie, or even a frenemy, this Adult Peanut Butter and Jelly Costume is the perfect sustenance for your Halloween plans. Bound to be a mainstay for years to come, this costume couplet is as foolproof as your favorite lunch--dependable, timeless, and loved by all. Plus, you get two costumes in one! That’s almost as good as a perfectly made PB & J (cut on a diagonal, of course) that has just the perfect proportion of jelly to peanut butter and nothing spilling out of the sides. That’s hard to beat. Or this is a easy diy couple Halloween costumes idea!The peanut butter and jelly of these costumes look so real that you'll make your party guests hungry for a quick sandwich. Distract them from them hunger pangs by asking them how they like to make their signature sandwich. Everyone has a unique style, like a PB & J fingerprint--from crustless, to double-layered peanut butter, to wheat bread or white! We like our with homemade jam and crunchy peanut butter, but there’s really no wrong way to assemble America’s favorite sandwich. So. go grab your special someone and a pair of basic black pants and shoes. The hard part is over--you’ve found yourself a soul mate; everything that comes after should be as easy as a PB & J!
It's All Fun and GamesAre you the unofficial jokester of your friend group? Can you be counted on to always have a laugh-worthy one-liner or an amazing practical joke? Congratulations, you are officially the ruler of this court! Forget about what your teacher told you would happen if you never take anything seriously in life, because here the only important thing is to have a good time. Seriously. Product DetailsLet the good times roll when you wear your Adult Jester Soft Hat! This whimsical headpiece is styled after a classic jester crown with three downward-curving stuffed points in colors of purple, yellow, and green. Each point is tipped with a tiny gold-tone bell so that everyone will know when you enter the room. The soft brim is purple velour striped with gold trim! Is This a Joke to You? The anwer is yes, of course! Your friends will be delighted to see that their favorite entertainer has arrived at the party.
A Braided Beauty Are you getting tired of a world where the guys are always the ones making the rules? Deciding who gets what and which style is going to be the most popular this season? Stroking their facial hair while doing their best to dive into deep thought? Well, it's pretty well known that women can do everything men can do. Often, even better! So, don't leave facial hair to be a man's job. Show the world that a woman's style can actually improve upon bearded behavior! Then again, the glory of a beautiful dress doesn't have to be only in the realm of the women, either! Men could surely enjoy the feeling of fabric swaying at their thighs while they stride in style upon the stage. Perhaps it is a time for the famous looks of men and women to unite so we can create a look that will really be remembered! Design & DetailsThe spotlight is about to give you the time in center stage and we've got a look that will make you grin from ear to ear... assuming folks will see it through your fuzzy face in this Bearded Woman costume! This Made by Us look was put together by our in-house team. It is a luxurious dress of dark red taffeta with satin details and more ruffles than a guy can count. The included hair clip is a lovely flower that matches the look of the dress. If you struggle with a beard of your own, don't forget to pick up one of our beard and wig kits to complete your look!
A hairy situationSo, you’re planning on attending a circus-themed costume party, eh? What on earth are you going to wear? There are so many options! But you’re more daring than the average costume partygoer. You don’t want to be some cliché character, like a clown, an acrobat or a sexy ringleader. What else will really make you stand out from among the crowd?We know! Why don’t you go as a bearded woman? Flirty acrobats are so last Halloween, and there will probably be at least three at this year’s party anyway. Bearded ladies have been a staple of carnivals and circuses since the 1800s. Josephine Clofullia, who toured with P.T. Barnum, had such an impressive beard that she was actually taken to court because someone was convinced she was a man in disguise!Now, we understand the difficulty in committing to this costume… It can take forever to grow a beard, and the party is in two days! That’s not nearly enough time to became a truly authentic bearded woman. But we think we can help with a handy little cheat!Product detailsYou’re sure to be the star of the show with this Plus Size Women’s Bearded Lady Circus Costume! With this exclusive costume, you’re guaranteed to be the only one dressed like you are! The red polyester satin dress is floor length and possesses a stellar old-fashioned style. It comes with a front black-and-white striped inset that recalls circus tents of years gone by, and there’s glittering gold trim that runs along the front as well. (The costume does not come with a beard and, yes, we’re aware of the irony of this situation.)Ready for the roadNow that you have your exclusive bearded lady costume, you’ll be ready for anything, whether that’s a costume party or really running away with the circus!
That's Some Really Strong Plant FoodSo, funny story. Yesterday at the greenhouse, one of the workers appears to have only chugged half of their bottle of extra-strong energy drink before leaving it on one of the raised beds. The next morning, the rest of the drink was gone, and some of the flowers had significantly changed. We're talking groundbreaking developments here: The plant was able to play tag, run races, beat their plant parents in video games and do other really impressive stuff! Product DetailsThis exclusive Girl's Potted Flower Costume is like nothing you've ever seen in your local plant nursery! The green jersey knit shirt fastens at the back and has leaf-shaped flaps sewn to the ends of its long sleeves. The brown felt "pot" is attached to the bottom of the shirt and has a flexible plastic rod hidden in its upper and lower edges to help it keep its shape. The jersey knit hood's facial opening is bordered with a brown ruffle and oversized yellow fabric flower petals. Flower Power Have you ever been told that you're blooming with potential? Well, it probably wasn't meant literally, but now it's true in every way! This costume is fantastic if you've got a green thumb that you want to share with the world. You can wear it for Halloween, school events, and even to surprise someone who wants to get a closer look at that fantastic and enormous potted flower sitting on the front porch. Imagine their faces when they discover that it's ALIVE!
You've Got a Chicken To RideIs your child looking for an egg-cellent Halloween costume? (Yep, this is going to be a pun-filled paragraph, so hold on to your straw hat) Most barnyard costumes have been done before. The two-person horse is a classic but relying on other people for costumes can saddle kids with too much responsibility. A lamb costume can make your child feel too sheepish. And of course, your kiddo could totally dress up as an actual chicken but all those feathers getting in his or her mouth while trying to eat Halloween treats can make your kid feel a little foul-tempered. That's why this chicken ride costume is sure to win the blue ribbon at any costume party throughout the year. This is one costume that's sure to ruffle feathers in a good way!Product DetailsThis costume is less complicated than it looks. All your child will need is a farmers hat and a shirt to throw on under the feathery suspenders that hold this feathered friend up. Stuffed legs hang on the side of the bird while your kiddo's actual legs are in the yellow chicken legs. The chicken's body is stuffed and sculpted with a red tail and adorable head with a cheerful yellow beak and gobbler. Your kids will look like they are riding around with the attached white reins. Hatching a PlanWhile this costume would make a great trick-or-treat ensemble, that holiday isn't the only reason to wear this costume. Your child can strut their stuff at the county fair parade, a farm themed party, or while attending a special 4-H fundraiser. Don't count on this chicken remaining in the closet after Halloween is over because once your child has a chicken to ride, you simply can't coop it up!
WHAT A SMART... CHILD!Once upon a time, there was a child with the wittiest of tongues and quickest of minds. His parents simply didn't know what to do with the kid. They would ask, "Child? What would you like to be when you grow up?" And the child, tongue in cheek replied, "Old!" At first, it was amusing and the parents did indeed laugh. But, time and time again, they would ask the questions. "What will you do when you're grown?" Said the child: Relax on my porch! They tried, "How will you greet your neighbors?" Said the child: Stay off my lawn! They asked, thinking themselves especially clever, "What job will you claim on your taxes?" Said the child: Retired! Even more exhausted than their supposedly elderly child, they were about ready to give up when genius struck. "How will you pay to maintain this lawn?" Thought the child: I better get started now! DESIGN & DETAILSWith this Made By Us and chuckle-worthy costume, you can make that dream a reality. This Child's Old Man costume might be a bit confusing to talk about, but it is only amusing to see in action! That's thanks to the digitally printed jersey shirt and vest that is digitally printed to look in old-timey style and stuffed for that "one too many homecooked meals" look! The gray Newsie hat is a perfect addition and the glasses feature the bushiest of eyebrows and a mustache of sherpa fur. With the high-quality design of our in-house team, it might even last until your kiddo is old enough to look the part! AN OLD JOKE!If you've got a kiddo who's too smart for their own good, best let them see what it is like being old sooner than later! This Old Man costume is just the ticket for a hysterical time. (Just imagine the holiday pictures this year with Grandpa Kiddo.)
RESPECT YOUR ELDERSKids are told time and time again that wisdom needs to be listened to and that they should prize the folks who have walked the world longer than they. Give the elders respect and adhere to the insight that they have to give. Do what they say! That's a lot of almost oppressive obligation for a kid to listen to and many are going to resist the effort. They might even try to come up with ways to turn the tables. Of course, a particularly clever tyke might just turn that entire thing up on its end and transform into your old folks in order to get away with all sorts of trouble. It isn't that we want to encourage such behavior or would delight in hearing the story of what happened, but... that's definitely true! And we're pretty sure that your kiddo (and even you) will love the whole experience.PRODUCT DETAILSLet your tyke see just what it is like to be walking around on aching bones when you help them transform into a cranky old man with this Old Man Boy's Costume Kit. This set of wavy gray wig, old-fashioned bow tie, and clip suspenders will give your kiddo the beginnings of a quantum leap! Before long, they'll be looking for their walking cane, demanding their rocking chair, and offering you some Werther's Originals while telling you tales from the old days back on the recess fields of elementary school! ALL WITHOUT A CURSED BODY-SWAPYou'll be able to enjoy watching your kid hobble around and demand that all the "young kids" get off their lawn when they transform into a crotchety old man with this disguise kit. How often can you give your kiddo the opportunity to see life from another person's perspective without it involving a weird cursed object or misspoken wish that turns into a Freaky Friday kind of situation!? Take this opportunity while it is available!
Strange Happenings in the Plant Nursery Have you checked out the flower shed this morning? A very peculiar thing has taken place overnight! It seems that someone has used a little too much fertilizer in a potted plant, and the results are truly astounding. The plant in question is now walking around and talking up a storm. She's asking a million questions and wanting to know if she can have more cereal even though she just ate an hour ago. Product DetailsYour blooming bud will look extra precious in this exclusive Toddler Girl's Potted Flower Costume! The outfit includes a soft green jersey-knit shirt that has leaf-shaped flaps are sewn to the wrists. The shirt's hem is sewn to the brown felt "pot" portion, which keeps its shape thanks to a plastic rod concealed in its upper and lower edges. The face opening of the costume's matching hood is sewn with printed pink felt petals as well as a bright ruffle of yellow mesh. The Real Flower PowerIf you thought that potted plants were happy just to sit on your front porch and enjoy the sunshine, you're in for a surprise! This plant is always on the move. It sings, dances, jumps off furniture, and wants to know where the cookie jar went. And it's definitely excited to trick-or-treat this year! It wants to be the first flower it knows to collect a whole bag full of candy. Bet you didn't know that a flower's favorite food is chocolate!
Alien EssentialsTraveling to new places can feel very alien, especially if you’ve hopped planets! New customs, strange faces, and sensations your various sense receptors have never experienced before can have you asking to be taken to someone in charge ASAP. We get it. And we wanted to make sure visitors from any planet, or alternate universe felt a bit more comfortable on their journey. How, you ask? With this exclusive Cosmic Planet Costume Accessory Purse!Design & DetailsCarry a piece of home with you, wherever you go, when you add this costume accessory to your collection. This unique round purse is the stylish security blanket every space explorer and alien enthusiast needs! Our in-house designers paired a shimmery lilac vinyl with a high-gloss pink and neon yellow vinyl to create an out-of-this-world bag shaped like Saturn. A zipper at the top of the purse offers a safe place to keep your interplanetary travel essentials. Meanwhile, an attached, adjustable shoulder strap allows you to tighten or loosen the bag for your comfort.Packed to PartyWhether you’re headed for the stars or looking for a cool way to finish your alien Halloween costume, this Made By Us Cosmic Planet Purse is a must-have! Pack the essentials in the zippered pouch, and you’re ready to rocket off to your next costume party or galactic shindig!
True to BlueIn our experience, most kids switch their favorite colors by week, day, or mood. But then there are kids that love blue. We've seen little to no wavering in their dedication to blue. No matter their age, they're true to their chosen color and would probably make each arc of the rainbow a different blue hue if they could.We can't blame them. Blue is everywhere and beyond versatile. With a blue crayon, skies, seas, eyes, and countless cars come to life. Where white would hide, blue steps in to ensure snow, clouds, and so many things are visible, and without blue, there'd be no purple or green! If this sounds like something your kiddo would preach, then this Blue Crayola Crayon Costume is destined to join their costume wardrobe!Design & DetailsThis officially licensed exclusive makes showing love for blue easy with a one-piece design. Lightweight, foam-backed materials give the pullover tunic the shape of a Crayola crayon. Two shades of blue and black printed graphics ensure the costume looks just like a classic Crayola crayon in its wrapper. Meanwhile, an opening in the costume crayon's nib ensures your little blue-lover can see their impact, and shoulder openings keep arms unrestricted.Blue LoveIf your kiddo's love for blue is as vast as the oceans, skies, and its variety of shades, then this Kid's Blue Crayola Crayon Costume is for them! Dressed in the Made By Us costume tunic, kids are transformed into their favorite crayon and ready to spread the good word about the endlessly useful color.
You can read the name of this mask in two ways: yes, there is the obvious way that this is a mask of a crying baby's face. You knew that already. But it may also mean that it is a mask that will make babies cry. It's a professional baby crying mask, guaranteed to make any baby cry at the mere site of it. It may also make grown-ups cry, although we're not 100% on that.But this mask definitely has an uncanny valley thing going for it, you know? Like sure it's obviously a mask but it also almost kinda looks real. You can see they obviously see they based it on a real crying baby, but... is it possible they've gone too far? They were so busy wondering if they could they never stopped to ask if they should. But here we are, and here you are buying it. Sure, it's a bit creepy, but that's kind of the point, right?
Babies get to have all the fun. They eat and sleep while being held and adored by everyone around them. If they need something, all they have to do is cry until they get what they want and every second of the day they are being waited on hand and foot. If we cried that much we would never be allowed anywhere! Those guys have it so easy and they don't even have the cognitive development to understand that yet! Just for one day, don't you wish you could be like them? Well this Jumbo Pink Baby Bottle might not change the rules of society entirely to allow that but it's a start! Just put this around your neck and grab one of our goofy, giant baby costumes and you'll be ready for the life of being pampered just like back before you even knew how to walk.
You always knew your child was going to take the world by storm, but you never thought it would be literal. But when they came to you saying they wanted to be a F10-level swirling vortex of destruction when they grew up, you knew you had to encourage them to follow their dreams. You would be the worst hypocrite if you told them for years they could be anything, only to balk when they said that thing was a tornado.Secretly, of course, you have your doubts. The job market for tornados seems slim at best. What company is going to need a tornado’s talents? Your kid might be able to get an odd job here or there clearing forests or demolishing houses, but that work can’t be very steady, can it? And sure, Hollywood always needs strong forces of nature for its disaster movies, but show business is so hard to break into—even for a tornado that breaks through everything—and the world of entertainment is so fickle. One moment, a tornado could be starring in something as prestigious as Twister; the next, it could be relegated to Sharknado. You don’t want your kid to get sucked into such a rollercoaster.Nevertheless, you always said you’d support your kid, and you’re going to support your kid through this, too (even though you hope it’s just a phase). The first step is purchasing this Child Tornado Costume to really help your kid get into the tornado mood. The white polyfoam tunic has shoulder straps on the inside and is overlaid with spiraled strips of black and white nylon netting. It comes with cutouts of different buildings, which can be tucked into and behind the netting strips. It’s the perfect costume for your little whirling dervish!
Pocket ChangeAhh, the good ol' days. Remember a time when people used to actually carry around physical money? These days, everyone seems to carry a card, but in the 90s, you could find us hanging out at the arcade with a pocket full of shiny quarters. There's just something satisfying about the feel of a round quarter as you push it into a pinball machine!Well, we wanted to craft a costume that captured the style of a brand new quarter that's ready for an arcade cabinet. Our designers took great care in getting every detail just right and infused it directly into this amazing Quarter Costume for adults!Design & DetailsTransform into the coin that every arcade machine used to feed on! This Adult Quarter Costume is a simple costume that can be worn over any clothing, making it both quick and easy. It comes with a foam-backed tunic in a round shape. It has the shiny, silver image of a quarter on the front and back, completed with the side bust of George Washington and an eagle. The tunic fits with a pair of adjustable shoulder straps, so just toss it on over your head and you'll be ready
the long sleepSo, like so many others, you've woken up on an operating room table and...the world has ended. Yikes, this should be interesting. Folks who found access to the radio waves are coming up with excuses but long story short, there was an outbreak and half the world's population are zombies. The reporters are not saying the biochemical plant upstream had anything to do with it but they aren't saying it had nothing to do with it either. Of course, you've got a chance to live! You've prepared for this!But before you think about how to fill your starved tummy and satiate those parched lips -- before you think about how to defend yourself amidst apocalyptic conditions -- you remember.product detailsYou were getting a facelift! The turn must have happened mid-operation! Because when you look in the mirror, the person staring back looks like a half-finished art project. Your face is barely hanging on, and your nose and lips aren't proportional any longer. What a disaster. This latex and cream Botched Beauty Makeup Kit will get you just that sort of look. Best of all, the application instructions on the packaging, and the fact that it washes off with just warm water and soap, make it a cinch to get in on that fantasy and back out. You wouldn't want to spend too long in that reality, after all.
Lil CutieBecoming a clown is more about natural charisma and character than about any formal training that you could get at clown school. That is what makes babies such naturals when it comes to clowning around. Well, to be fair, they get tons of practice as well.Still, we are sure that your baby will be the cutest of them all when wearing this adorable costume. The only thing still needed now is an even smaller clown car!Product DetailsMaking sure you are dressed right for any occasion is very important, which is why we recommend setting yourself up right with this Girls Infant Kooky Lil Clown Costume. The one piece dress and hat have all the adorable elements that you are looking for in a kooky clown costume. The striped details of this costume go perfectly with the black and white spots, as well as the bright red buttons and appliqued ribbon "suspenders." This costume is both comfortable and stylish, so we are sure you will love it as much as your baby does. Turning your child into the cutest clown in the whole world might not seem like too big of a stretch, and you will be right when you have this cool and cute costume!Funny LookingIf you are searching for the perfect way to look classic and original, then you are in the right place. You will feel like a winner in this cool and comfortable costume. Just make sure you have a camera handy to capture all those especially clowny moments on film!