Captain FashionStep up, everyone who's applying to captain this crew of ruffians!
Not just everyone can be a pirate leader, you know.
An effective pirate captain needs to be tough and brave, but also requires a certain flashiness and flair and...is that a pink hat? Ok, you get the job. Product DetailsAdd some extra flair to your historical costume with a Kids Pink Tricorn Pirate Costume Hat!
The three-pointed hat is made of dusty pink polyester faux suede.
Each of its sides is decorated with an X made of white ribbon stitching.
The molded crown is soft for a comfortable fit. A Pirate's Life Set sail for adventure!
Your name will certainly be written in the history books, and you will most likely surpass even Blackbeard himself in fame.
After all, all he had was a black beard, whereas YOU had a pink hat.
That sounds much catchier. 

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