Hi There, Kids! Guess what? To make this party even more fun, the hosts have hired a clown!
Imagine all of the fun things he'll do for his act: Pull ducklings out of his pockets, perhaps, or blow animal-shaped balloons.
If we're lucky, he'll even be able to ride a unicycle while juggling!
It's going to be so great.
Here he comes now.
Ok, everyone, give a big welcome to - AHHHHHHH!!!!!Product DetailsYou won't be quite right for a children's birthday party in this Que Clown Scary Mask but you'll fit right in at a Halloween bash!
The hideously scary accessory conceals your entire head and the front of you neck, and looks like a bony clown with a misshapen head, frightening eye makeup, and an extra-wide grin packed full of bloody, yellowed fangs. The Show Must Go On It's hard to put on a decent performance when everyone keeps screaming and running, but you're a true professional.
You'll finish juggling just as soon as you're done eating this audience member's severed leg.  

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