What happened to the days when scarecrows weren't so scary? Remember that? When you'd be wandering around a corn field all by yourself, and then you'd happen upon a barely moving figure on a stick , and you'd suddenly feel safe and happy? Then, when you got closer to him you saw he had this friendly face that wasn't creepy at all, and then he would start singing about having a brain, or something? Remember that? No? Hmm...
maybe scarecrows have always been scary like this mask here.
Because he is terrifying!
Would not want to meet him in a corn field at night, no sir!

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