Everyone knows that a queen is only as good as her scepter. So don't expect anyone to take you seriously if you're wielding a puny, non-jewel encrusted scepter. In fact, don't expect the king to take you seriously, either. He might just have your head chopped off just for looking so dumb. Take our advice: if you're going out as a queen, you need this scepter. It'll make knaves of anyone you see, and they'll be begging to kiss your rings. And with all these jewels on here, you'll have bling to spare.