Sugar and SpiceIn the world of clowning, there are clowns, and then there are CLOWNS. What's the difference? The former group is your standard, run-of-the-mill, red curly-haired, big ball nose, oversized shoe-wearing clowns. We don't want to call them "cliche," because they are also classic, but we've been there, seen that. The latter category, however, is a new generation of clowns that is taking clown culture to a whole new level. And here's the fun part...not only can you not predict what these cool clowns will look like, but you also never know what they'll do! Take this Cotton Candy Funhouse Clown Wig, for example. You may think to yourself "cotton candy, how sweet!" But this clown may be meant for mischief, mayhem, and even perhaps a bit of Halloween haunting. You never know! Design & DetailsThis amazing concoction of CLOWN-like proportions is based on a mesh wig cap with an elastic edge for a snug fit. The cap is topped with blue hair and bangs, as well as matching curly tendrils at the temples. But the showstopper is the bright pink and blue cotton-candy-inspired bouffant — two cones coming off the sides — that make this wig a total eye-catcher!
Alien EssentialsTraveling to new places can feel very alien, especially if you’ve hopped planets! New customs, strange faces, and sensations your various sense receptors have never experienced before can have you asking to be taken to someone in charge ASAP. We get it. And we wanted to make sure visitors from any planet, or alternate universe felt a bit more comfortable on their journey. How, you ask? With this exclusive Cosmic Planet Costume Accessory Purse!Design & DetailsCarry a piece of home with you, wherever you go, when you add this costume accessory to your collection. This unique round purse is the stylish security blanket every space explorer and alien enthusiast needs! Our in-house designers paired a shimmery lilac vinyl with a high-gloss pink and neon yellow vinyl to create an out-of-this-world bag shaped like Saturn. A zipper at the top of the purse offers a safe place to keep your interplanetary travel essentials. Meanwhile, an attached, adjustable shoulder strap allows you to tighten or loosen the bag for your comfort.Packed to PartyWhether you’re headed for the stars or looking for a cool way to finish your alien Halloween costume, this Made By Us Cosmic Planet Purse is a must-have! Pack the essentials in the zippered pouch, and you’re ready to rocket off to your next costume party or galactic shindig!
Rollin' in ItYou know what they say about karma - no, not the cussing part. The part about how the energy you put out into the world comes back to you. Act unkind, and you'll see more unkindness than goodness in the people around you. On the other hand, if you strive to be generous, other people will be likely to treat you with the same consideration. Why not extend that idea to your piggybank? So what if you've eaten ramen five meals in a row? First, ramen is delicious. Second, all you need to do is send out some rich vibes and maybe you'll be swapping ramen for ratatouille! Or, you know. Whatever wealthyish food sounds good to you. Product DetailsPop tags and make it rain with this exclusive Gold Dollar Sign Costume Purse! The gold handbag is perfect for stuffing with $100 dollar bills - or your ID and some extra lipstick. A zippered closure on the top keeps your valuables safe. Filthy RichMake everyone think that you have more bling than you know what to do with! Go out on the town this Halloween in style, and then invite your friends over for ramen afterward.
Move Over, Horses!Some people dream of riding horses. They're loyal creatures that can gallop through just about any terrain. Us? We'd much rather ride a tiger. Sure, tigers might not be as easy to train and most of them probably wouldn't really love it if a human hitched a ride on them... but we can dream, right?Well, any child who is a dreamer, just like us, may have thought about riding a tiger around! This inflatable costume helps turn that dream into a reality for your little one!Product DetailsYour child can become the ultimate beast-tamer when wearing this Inflatable Ride a Tiger Costume for kids. The costume is constructed out of orange, airtight, windbreaker fabric with printed black stripes all over the exterior. Your child's legs go through the top portion, which fits with an elastic drawstring around the waist. It even has a pair of legs "dressed" in camouflage that dangle down on each side.When fully inflated, the costume makes it appear like your child is riding on the back of a tiger. Just flip the switch on the built-in fan, and the costume will begin to slowly inflate. The fan is attached to the costume and should continue running while using the costume to maintain inflation. When your child is all done using it, just turn the fan off and the costume will slowly deflate.How to Accessorize Your Tiger?One of the great things about this Ride a Tiger Costume is that your child can customize it in a number of different ways. If your child wants to look like a safari explorer, then just add one of our pith hats. To look like a warrior riding into battle on a tiger, check out our toy swords. You can even it pair it up with a caveman costume to give your child a completely prehistoric style.
Kirby! Spit Them Out!Kirby gets its power by sucking in enemies and honing their power. This manifests in some pretty cool ways. Kirby can become a big spike ball, an Looney-Tunes-esque anvil, a big 'ol mallet. So of course, the squishy-lookin' pink thing packs quite a punch in a pinch. What would you eat if you were Kirby? We would munch on chicken wings and see if we sprouted wings -- you know, for flying -- or we would eat a computer and see if we became an android. ...Now that we have thought of it, don't tell Kirby about that idea. Kirby would simply be too powerful.Design & DetailsWhat's that? You would eat yourself if you were Kirby? OK, now you're just being egotistical... Might be a good bit at the next costume party, though! As a matter of fact, check out this Adult Kirby Inflatable Costume we just stocked. With the right details prepped, you could tell a pretty cool story about being eaten by Kirby at the next costume party. Snag some muted pants and shoes to let the rest of the costume really pop and you'll be set. A few words of advice, though. One: don't try eating a computer, especially if you are a guest at someone else's costume party. Two: don't try eating other people, because this costume is meant for only one human at a time. Three: erm, maybe size up the door frames before you plan your route to the snack table, lest you embarrass yourself trying to squeeze into a space that's not so Kirby friendly.
Every Halloween, you know you’re going to see a cat, and a self-referencing play on words, and a politician, and a monster. You’re going to see whatever big trend was on the news, and whatever character stood out in the latest blockbuster. You’re going to see superheroes and supervillains, pirates and gangsters. You’re going to see the same costumes you’ve seen for years.You’re not going to let your little one contribute to this mundane mediocrity! By George, you’re going to come up with a spectacularly original costume, one that no one has ever seen before. Maybe you’ll create a painfully detailed, stunning accurate 16th-century Templar knight, complete with hand-crafted chainmail. Or a wolf-man costume covered in real yak hair, just like they used in the old movies. Or a mermaid with real scales. Or maybe, originality (and time and money) can be saved by simply shelling out for this Child Green Man Skin Suit. Now your child can successfully blend in with the lawn, or some bushes, or a grassy knoll—instead of blending in with other costumers!
Grey but GutsyDoes your little one want to dress as her hero? We get it. Who doesn't want to emulate their hero? And Grandma Gertie makes a great hero! She might be no spring chicken but she's definitely still having adventures. She went to Iceland last year and tried pickled shark and sat on an iceberg throne... until she got floated out to sea and had to be rescued by the coast guard. And then there's the time that Gertie heard her granddaughter was going to have a solo in her classes' spring concert and she traveled across three states with her granddaughter's favorite cupcakes. Or there are the simple things like the way she says "hello" like no one else when she talks to her grandkids on the phone. Or the way she gives the best hugs when you come in the door. What else should your little one want in a hero?Details & DesignThis Made by Us Grandma Gertie costume features a classic Grandma outfit that's sized just for your little one. The dress is adorable with a wide wing collar. It's layered under a long sleeve cardigan perfect for when there's a chill in the air. The whole look is topped off with the all-important gray wig and oversized glasses to make your kiddo's look ultra adorable!Never Gets OldFunny that a costume that's all about age never gets old for anyone around, no matter what age they are. Grandma and your kiddo are sure to get plenty of laughs on Halloween. And when this holiday is over, don't be surprised when your kiddo gets out her grey wig and big glasses to granny it up a little. You didn't think an interest in Wheel of Fortune would happen this early in life. But what can you do, a good costume can always change life for the better!
A.P. ClassWelcome to your first A.P. class. What's that? No, you've got it wrong. This is not an advanced placement class, this is a class for accident-prone students. We can see how that would be confusing but what can we say, the teacher of this class is also mistake-prone. For our first class, we're going to focus on risk mitigation when it comes to trips and falls. The most important thing for you to remember is if you're balancing on something or trying something new, make sure you find a safe placement. Rollerblading near water or standing on one leg near a campfire are both dangerous. However, balancing on a short wall in the middle of a grassy lawn might be worth the risk. Looks like that's the bell. Next week we're covering knocking items over so be sure to read the chapter on liquids that stain! Product DetailsThis pair of glasses will make the heart of anyone who's nearsighted skip a beat. The black glasses have lenses printed with a shattered design. A great accessory for nerd costumes and accident victims, you're sure to have a lot of fun slipping on these surprisingly stable broken glasses!
Party PlansWhen you go to a party, what's your role? Are you the one who helps refill bowls of chips and makes sure there's plenty of Solo cups on the table next to the punch? No? Do you seem to gravitate to the sound system, fingers itching to control the music, change up the beat and get some people on the dance floor? Close but no cigar, eh? Hmm, we know! You're the trickster, aren't you? Well, there's only one costume that perfectly plays to your strong suits. A classic jester! As it happens, we've got a terrific Made by Us costume for just that with this Cute Court Jester Plus Costume.Design & DetailsEveryone will think you're a natural when you show up to your next costumed event in this ensemble. You'll love the dress with its classic diamond print, the funky hemline is supported by a petticoat so your dress will retain its full and flirty shape all night. The collar will add extra flair to your costume, a classic ruff fits around your neck and points over the sweetheart neckline of the dress, ending in two clownish pom-poms adding to the clownish look. Finally, the costume is polished off by the matching fingerless gloves so when you're pulling off your cartwheels, you'll look like you just graduated Magna Cum Laude from Clown College.About Practical JokesNot all people can pull off a practical joke. Some people go to small, like putting raisins in the punch. Confusing? Yes, if anyone notices. Funny? Umm, not really. Other practical joke fans go too big. Like letting a raccoon lose in the party. Frightening? Totally. Funny? No, absolutely not! You, however, have the balance down to an art. You know that while revealing that your dish to pass is actually a rubber chicken can be funny, while waiting until that rubber chicken is in the oven, permanently stinking up the house is going too far. That's why you're going to make such a good jester!
Pocket ChangeAhh, the good ol' days. Remember a time when people used to actually carry around physical money? These days, everyone seems to carry a card, but in the 90s, you could find us hanging out at the arcade with a pocket full of shiny quarters. There's just something satisfying about the feel of a round quarter as you push it into a pinball machine!Well, we wanted to craft a costume that captured the style of a brand new quarter that's ready for an arcade cabinet. Our designers took great care in getting every detail just right and infused it directly into this amazing Quarter Costume for adults!Design & DetailsTransform into the coin that every arcade machine used to feed on! This Adult Quarter Costume is a simple costume that can be worn over any clothing, making it both quick and easy. It comes with a foam-backed tunic in a round shape. It has the shiny, silver image of a quarter on the front and back, completed with the side bust of George Washington and an eagle. The tunic fits with a pair of adjustable shoulder straps, so just toss it on over your head and you'll be ready
THE ULTIMATE TRICKWhen your kiddo gets to a certain age, suddenly, all those early years of trying to help her learn how to talk begins to feel like a horrible mistake. Now, suddenly, she knows so many words. In fact, she seems to be inventing new ones. She chatters in a foreign language about things that you feel you should be understanding at least in context, but how can any parent stay woke when the kids are obvs geekin with the fam with NC during a Code 9 to KPC. You 123?... We're not even sure what we just said, there. The point is that sometimes with all the confusing chatter in newfangled slang, it sometimes brings you back to the days when she didn't say much at all! If only we could head back there for a moment's peace that might give us a chance to at least Google what the heck anything means. Well, there are definitely options! And, while we're at it, we can even throw in a dose of amazing French culture! DESIGN & DETAILSOur amazing design team took a whole month's vow of silence to work on this glorious and exclusive Mime Costume. This 3/4-length sleeved shirt has the iconic black and white stripes of the street performer look which matches perfectly with the black elastic-waist shorts. The iconic beret hat helps to cinch the look while the red suspenders and scarf give just enough of a flair of color that your little mime is bound to get some attention. Remember the white face paint to help the kiddo stay expressive! KNOW EVERYTHING THEY SAYThere are really only two ways to be sure that you can translate your kiddo. Either walk around with a Tween-2-Classic translator app on your phone or have her speak in pantomime instead! At least with the latter, you'll also have a great costume available for all your parties!
Halloween Candy ExplosionWhen we first heard the term sweet mayhem, we could only think of one thing. Halloween Candy Explosion! Being huge fans of Halloween, we liked the idea. It offered us plenty of ideas on how to make sorting the loads of trick-or-treating candy that made it home more exciting. Instead of gently pouring it all on the ground, groups of kids could toss it—like confetti! Then it would be a mad dash to grab all their favorites before anyone else nabbed it. There were plans to add a timer to increase the intensity. We considered adding a blindfold into the mix but decided that would just make finding all the right candy too difficult. It was all shaping up quite nicely.Then, someone showed us Sweet Mayhem. At first, we were a little disappointed. But after doing the research, we returned to our epic Halloween Candy Explosion idea. Knowing that Sweet Mayhem would definitely be up for the wild fun, so long as it means bringing people together!Product DetailsGet your child ready to create their own Halloween fun with this Lego Movie 2 Girls Sweet Mayhem Deluxe Costume! Styled after the Lego Movie 2 mini-doll, this 4-piece costume will transform your child into the Systar System’s greatest warrior. The caped dress and pig-tail headband give this playful ensemble a fashionable and futuristic look while the included leggings make the costume practical for your child’s trick-or-treating adventures!Sweet SweetsOkay, maybe Halloween Candy Explosion, isn’t the best idea for kids. But, creating their own sweet mayhem on Halloween is a sure thing. Especially with this officially licensed Sweet Mayhem costume! Whether they simply relive the excitement of Lego Movie 2 at playtime or share their candy with their friends in an inventive new way, your child will be ready for whatever fun comes their way!
Gentleman Wanted…for a harrowing journey. You’ll receive peanuts for wages and experience chilling darkness through the long months of autumn. You must be ready to provide constant entertainment to macabre audiences, project your voice with an eerie echo, direct all acts and eyes to proper stage. Earthly visits not guaranteed. Fame and recognition result from ultimate success. The living need not apply.Looks like the haunted circus is hiring again. It sounds like an interesting gig, but eternal employment isn’t really an option for the living. Plus, look at that last line, they don’t want anyone that’s not undead. You seem to really want to job though and we hate to deny anyone’s dreams. So, let’s see if we can help you land this once in a lifetime opportunity! If you’ve got the skills to lead the circus all you will need is the look to disguise your status as a living human.Product DetailsThis Skeleton Ringmaster Men’s Costume should do the trick! The costume will completely transform you into a member of the living-dead entertainment industry, starting with the realistic skeleton rib cage shirt, and matching skeleton pants and gloves.An adjustable gold vest features an intricate texture and 3 buttons to start the traditional ringmaster ensemble. The red velour jacket has black lapels and cuffs that are embellished with gold trim and a skull and filigree pattern. Golden buttons on either side of the lapels give the jacket an extra bit of flash. Complete the devilishly dapper costume with the included top hat and bow tie. Add in some of your favorite skeletal makeup and you're ready to spook any crowd!Spooky Star of the ShowAlright, this showstopping ensemble may not dupe any undead recruiters, but it does make an excellent Halloween look. Become the star of your own eerie circus spectacular, compete in a friendly costume contest, or join your kids for a night of trick-or-treating in this spooky Skeleton Ringmaster Costume for men!
Grow Where You GoThey say that you should grow where you’re planted. Your toddler, however, refuses to stay still which makes doing so pretty difficult. You watch them tear up the yard with their energy; racing from one end to the other, up and down the driveway, and around the house. They barely pause to smell the fresh tulips and pick a bright yellow dandelion bouquet. You hope, even without breaks in their movement, their little feet are sprouting roots and somehow keeping everything they’re learning stored somewhere in their wildness. With no way to tell until they graduate high school and strike out on their own, you can’t help worrying that they’re just zipping through each experience with nothing to remember it. The good news is you’re here and we have an idea that we think you’ll love! Your toddler can keep their roots lifted and grow while they run from one thing to the next, when they have this Flower Pot Costume!Design and DetailsAt HalloweenCostumes.com we believe growth comes from those big and little experiences. So, that energetic toddler of yours is really on the right track. Of course, planting roots at home is important too and so this simple Made by Us tunic is designed to let them do both! The soft-sculpted terra cotta pot gives your toddler a place to blossom while they hop between activities. Held up by easily adjusted tie-suspenders, they’ll stay comfortable in their costume whether they take a breather and sit on the front step or continue to zoom through patches of clover. And with the addition of our separately sold Sunflower Hood your toddler can really become the gorgeous wildflower they’re destined to be!Wildflower FreedomWhether they learn to appreciate the idea of sticking to their roots or continue to explore their world with gusto, this exclusive costume has your toddler covered. Brighten every playtime and secure those key experiences gained when they perform as the sunflower in their preschool talent show, with this toddler’s Flower Pot Costume!
Everyone longs to have that one special person in their life; someone who knows them so well that without thinking they can easily finish each others’...sandwiches.Whether your other half is a friend, family member, forever sweetie, or even a frenemy, this Adult Peanut Butter and Jelly Costume is the perfect sustenance for your Halloween plans. Bound to be a mainstay for years to come, this costume couplet is as foolproof as your favorite lunch--dependable, timeless, and loved by all. Plus, you get two costumes in one! That’s almost as good as a perfectly made PB & J (cut on a diagonal, of course) that has just the perfect proportion of jelly to peanut butter and nothing spilling out of the sides. That’s hard to beat. Or this is a easy diy couple Halloween costumes idea!The peanut butter and jelly of these costumes look so real that you'll make your party guests hungry for a quick sandwich. Distract them from them hunger pangs by asking them how they like to make their signature sandwich. Everyone has a unique style, like a PB & J fingerprint--from crustless, to double-layered peanut butter, to wheat bread or white! We like our with homemade jam and crunchy peanut butter, but there’s really no wrong way to assemble America’s favorite sandwich. So. go grab your special someone and a pair of basic black pants and shoes. The hard part is over--you’ve found yourself a soul mate; everything that comes after should be as easy as a PB & J!
Evolving AudreyA few of our office staff take horticulture to the next level. Mere succulents at the desk aren't enough. Not one of them is satisfied with your average philodendron. Even a fully flowering cactus still leaves them a bit thorny. But, you know what they say about pet owners that end up looking a bit like their furry friends? Let's just say we couldn't have predicted what would have happened next. It started in Accounting. Audrey was looking just a bit green. (And then viny.) The good news is that there are zero office flies and the rest of the office plants are in full bloom! Product DetailsIf you've got a bit of a green thumb and want to help spread your love for plants to the rest of your friends, you can't go wrong with this Venus Flytrap Jawesome Hat! Pop your head through the bottom hole and into the elastic cap on the top of this unique costume hat. The whole thing is designed to look like a real-to-live man-eating plant! Thanks to the felt teeth and curly vines, you'll be all smiles.Greens for DinnerWhen you give a planter twist to your style thanks to this Jawesome Hat, you'll be one with vegetation everywhere. The only question is whether snacking on broccoli is a moral quandary. We doubt anybody will argue with what kind of diet you have when they get a look at your toothy grin, though!
What leads one down the path to being sinister? Maybe it was spending one too many nights, staring into the deep, never-ending darkness, or maybe someone just took the last donut on the wrong morning… As an infamous jokester once said, madness is like gravity all it needs is a little push to start down a path of destruction. Whatever drives one to that kind of unyielding madness, it's always nice to have an outfit that matches the mood. When you walk around in this Sinister Jester Costume everyone will know, that despite being completely sinister, you still enjoy a good laugh or two.Be a reminder to everyone this Halloween that one cannot spell “slaughter” without “laughter”. If you have a pretty dark sense of humor that other’s describe as sick, morbid, or sinister, then this is the costume for you. You’ll look as if you crawled out of the depths of the darkest nightmares and had a jolly ole time while doing so. While others may be walking around with horrific costumes of monsters, nothing will be as terrifying as you. It’s something about a demonic face with a hellish smile… it’s quite unsettling and sticks in one’s mind like gum on the bottom of a shoe.Take things to the next level this Halloween when you enter the party scene as this Sinister Jester. Just make sure to have some killer jokes and a few magic tricks that are to die for!
How Slow Can You Go? Sloths aren't so great at track meets and you'll never see one compete in the Indy 500, but boy are they champions at taking the scenic route. Sloths move so slowly that they frequently forget where they were originally planning to go and just decide to catch a few zzz's instead. Are they relatable or what? Product DetailsDo things at your own speed when you wear this laugh-out-loud Inflatable Sloth Costume for Adults! The one-piece outfit is made of sturdy white and brown polyester windbreaker fabric with a zipper up the back that makes it easy (although not necessarily fast) to get in and out of. A fan installed behind your left hip keeps you inflated for as long as you're wearing the costume, and the fully enclosed feet, complete with faux sloth toes, ensures that minimal air escapes. Two attached sloth arms inflate until they stick out to each side as though ready for a giant sloth hug. Human-sized brown mitts are attached to each arm so that you can use your own hands. The fully enclosed oversized head is printed with eyebrows, eyes, a nose, and the mouth is fitted with a clear plastic viewing port. You'll need to be able to see in order to pick out the perfect location for napping. Rest Is BestWhy join the rat race when you could look amazing while chilling on a comfortable branch. Zip up your costume and then give yourself permission to relax. Putting on an outfit this awesome is the only "work' you need to do today.
Clowns can come in all shapes, sizes, and personalities. It can go all the way from the scariest killer clown you've ever seen this side of a birthday party to a super sad clown with makeup that makes him look like he's constantly crying all the way to the happiest clown on the planet ready for a great time. We think that getting the right personality can come down to even the finest detail of the entire outfit. Add a little more of a friendly nature to your silly clown costume with this Pink Afro Clown Wig. No murder vibes seem to come from this hair color (and we have some pretty serious technology to test that) and very little sadness from it as well. In fact, this wig resembling some delicious cotton candy has proven to improve the moods of people around it just by being in their presence. Add it to perfect your Halloween outfit or for entertaining some children at a birthday party.
Couples Costume Crunch TimeThere’s always so much pressure when putting together a couples costume. First of all, you need to put together a look that matches, otherwise no one will be able to tell that you’re a couple from a glance. You also need something that’s easy for both of you to wear. Nothing is worse than one member of the duo having tons of fun, while the other is trying to readjust their outfit the entire night. Lastly, there’s always an expectation that your couples costume has a touch of humor to it. Your couples look needs to get a few chuckles throughout the night! So, where do you even begin? Two words: cheese and crackers.Now, hear us out. Cheese and crackers are the perfect duo to dress up as during your next costume party. Food costumes are always a funny choice, but beyond that, this particular costume choice allows you to set up some pretty great jokes. You can be cheese, since you’re always kind of “cheesy” and your partner can be crackers because they’re sometimes a little “flaky”. Or maybe your sense of humor is a little “dry and salty” and your partner is just no Gouda at jokes. Start using those jokes while you wear this outfit and you’ll be the hit of the party!Product DetailsThis Cheese and Crackers couples costumes comes with everything you need to turn you and your partner into a coordinated look for the party! It comes with one polyfoam cheese tunic, which is designed to look like a slice of Swiss cheese. It also comes with a cracker shaped tunic, which is designed to look like a saltine cracker. Each tunic fits easily over your normal clothes, so it’s a quick and easy way for you and your partner to get a funny couples look in a matter of minutes.
You Like What You LikeIn the age of Instagram and Yelp, the concept of food trends is at an all time high. Anyone can share what they're feasting on at the touch of a button. Arranging smoothie bowls and place settings has become an art form. Everyone's social media feeds are full of perfectly filtered ice cream cones, charcoal smoothies, and seared steaks. It's no surprise that some of these foods take off, with the help of some viral posting. Fancy avocado toast is a child of this internet trend. While some may argue that the era of the avocado is over, we disagree. Show your continued support of this simple but delicious food in an Adult Avocado & Toast Costume!Product DetailsWe hope you have a fellow avocado toast fan, because this costume is a costume for two! Both of them are tunic style and easy to pull on over the head. One is printed with a bread graphic, perfectly toasted to a light brown and complete with toaster grill lines. The avocado tunic celebrates the fruit in its original form. No overly ripe avos here! This one is pale green and still has the pit inside. Everyone will recognize that classic oblong shape!The Perfect PairThese costumes are still costumes separately. Maybe you really like bread, and perhaps your partner or friend eats avocados with a spoon, right from the peel. But that's the beauty of this couple's costume—you are always complete, either separate or together. We love avocados, and we love toast, but there is something magical about the combination. Whether you like your avo toast with cherry tomatos and crumbled feta, or if you simply reach for the salt and pepper, this costume is perfect. The trend of avocados on toast isn't going anywhere!
It's In the BagDo you know what would be the ultimate Halloween magic? If you purchased something, and it somehow made you richer! Think about it, what if you upgraded your phone and the company paid you? Or if you went out to dinner and the server tipped you for eating the food. Or imagine if you finally splurged on that dress you've been wanting, and when you opened the box there was a stack of cash sitting on top of it! What a fantasy world — but fantasy worlds are kind of what Halloween is all about, right? If you want to try it on for size, nab this Money Bag Purse Costume Accessory and head out for the big costume bash. Maybe other guests will be prone to slipping loose bills inside of it as the night wears on. Or maybe you'll just look really, really, cool. Either way, it's a win!Design & DetailsThis bag isn't just a fun design, it's an exclusive fun design, made right in our very own costume studio! It's a gleaming metallic drawstring purse with a black money sign emblazoned on the front, and it will prove a super addition to your robber ensemble. If you choose to stuff it with cash or simply want a way to carry your essentials for the night, this bag is golden!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS, CHILDREN OF ALL AGES: PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR... UM...A really great costume that will allow you to do a lot of enthusiastic shouting, and many other exciting things! Because the way we see it, the ringmaster is kind of a jack of all trades. When you're juggling clown cars and acrobats and a bunch of ferocious lions balanced precariously on stools, you've got to be a master of all kinds of unusual skills. And more than that, you've got to be able to command both the attention of your audience and the obedience of any kind of performer, whether they're a human cannonball or an ornery trick pony. After all, the show must go on! So we designed and made this uniform package to help keep things moving. We know how hard it can be to play gracious host to the crowd while serving as air traffic controller to the various acts leaping or soaring from one side of the big top to the other! And we know that there's nothing like a bright red tailcoat and a top hat to make you feel up to the task.We're sure that you'll enjoy making sweeping arm gestures in the jacket, and barking the elaborate stage names of all the performers at the top of your lungs from beneath the hat. And those with front-row seats will appreciate some of the finer details, like the gold vest front, red bow tie, and polished-looking boot tops. Along with a white shirt, gloves, and a pair of jodhpurs or slacks, it'll have you ready for the spotlight!
New Hero on the BlockGotham City needs a new kind of hero. The bad guys have run amok on the city and the good citizens a new kind of hero to protect them. Someone with expert martial arts skills. Someone with a ton of gadgets to foil evil plans. Someone that's a bit... on the blocky side. Yes, we're talking about the one and only superhero, Lego Batman!Wait? What's that? He's busy hanging out with Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi? Well, someone has to take his place in Gotham City or the villains will overrun the whole place! Hey, we bet your toddler would make a pretty good Lego Batman. After all, he already has some pretty advanced bad guy-fighting moves, so all he really needs is this Lego Movie 2 Batman Costume to help give him that blocky look!Product DetailsThis toddler costume is officially licensed from Lego Movie 2. It starts with a polyfoam tunic that fits with a hook and loop fastener for fitting. The blocky tunic has Lego Batman's suit printed on the front, complete with his bright red symbol on the chest. The costume also comes with a black cape that attaches to the tunic at the shoulders. Of course, every great superhero needs a mask to hide their secret identity, and this costume comes with a molded plastic mask that's shaped like Lego Batman's face. It fits with an elastic band around the back of the head for a snug fit. Finally, the costume comes with a pair of mitts to help give your child the horseshoe-shaped hands of a Lego guy. Put it all together and your child will be ready to battle against the villains of Gotham City!Blocky Shoes to FillIf your toddler is ready to step into the blocky shoes of their favorite character from the Lego Movie, then this Lego Batman is the perfect outfit for them!
Funny BusinessNice clowns are kind of amazing when you think about it. They're adept comedy performers who can put on a hilarious show while wearing a flashy and impractical getup complete with ruffles and red plastic noses. On the other hand, evil clowns are kind of amazing too. How do they manage to sneak up on people while wearing those shoes? Product DetailsDo as much clowning around as you want while wearing your exclusive Deluxe Clown Shoes for Adults! The Oxford-style shoes come with red laces and have lightly textured anti-skid heels. The uppers are made of blue, yellow, and red faux patent leather and the shoes come with red laces. Silliest Foot ForwardIf you're planning to run away to join the circus, or just planning a clown costume for Halloween, you'll need the right accessories! Add these shoes to your water-squirting flower and your colorful, curly wig, and you'll be ready to step into the circus ring.
Rock or BustEvery rock star needs two things besides raw talent: A great look and a great instrument. You already have the outfit covered with your flashy costume choice, and this prop will do the rest. Unlike a real guitar, you don't even need to know how to play.Product DetailsWow your fans with this exclusive Prop Guitar Inflatable! Made of sturdy vinyl PVC material, the accessory inflates to approximately thirty-four inches long. The "body" is a bright blue and printed with bridge, strings and pickups graphics, while the "neck" and "headstock" are black and printed with strings, fretstock, and tuning peg graphics. Instant ConcertA real guitar can be an unweildy prop, but this inflatable guitar starts a party no matter where you are. You'll have to do the sound effects yourself, which is no big deal for a seasoned star like you. Besides, if you get carried away and try to smash your axe, it probably won't be wrecked.
Let the Show Begin! Have you ever thought to yourself, "Homework is boring, and chores are annoying: I'm going to run away to join the circus!"? If so, we have good news for you! No, the good news isn't that we've canceled homework and chores forever (we're fun, but we're not that powerful). The good news is that you don't have to run away to join the circus! You can put on your own three-ring show wherever you want. And that's a lot more interesting than homework! Product DetailsCaptivate crowds and head the greatest show on earth with our exclusive Kid's Dashing Ringmaster Costume! The outfit includes the essentials starting with a long with attached vest panels. The red velvet portion of this easy-to-wear top features shoulder epaulets with golden fringe and printed black and gold details down the sleeves and front. The black satin vest panels have functioning buttons to secure the jacket and gold-printed frogging.A pleated satin cravat wears under the combo jacket with a hook-and-loop fastener at its back. A pair of black pants feature the same printed frogging as the vest. Completing the look is a pair of black faux leather boot covers and a black top hat with a red ribbon band.Career Day DecisionWhy don't more people choose "ringmaster" when they're asked what they want to be when they grow up? That line of work involves lions jumping through flaming hoops, clowns popping out of tiny cars, and acrobats leaping from trapeze to tightrope and back again! Wear this costume to start your own act or simply wear it trick-or-treating or to another dress-up event. We hope your friends are ready to be dazzled and delighted!
Dressing up is supposed to be fun and what could possibly be more fun than dressing as a clown; not just as clown, but Tickles the Clown that is! No matter what the occasion, Tickles is sure to be the life of the party, from finding quarters behind your friends ears or spraying people in the face with your classic squirting flower. She can also make balloon animals too. Jump in your tiny car and you'll be on your way to fun in no time! All jokes aside our Plus Size Tickles the Clown Costume is extra roomy for comfort and plenty of movement because we know clowns need to always be able to be on the move. With plenty of colorful polka dots on your pink dress you are sure to liven up any party! Fun is the undeniable with the red and green pom poms, plastic hoop at the bottom of your dress and white puffy pantaloons with rainbow ruffle cuffs. Add any crazy colored wig and a pair of your brightest colored tights to create the best clown costume around town!If laughter is the best medicine then Tickles the Clown would be the best doctor the circus has ever seen. She can make the grumpiest of people turn their frowns upside down by just giving someone a smile and telling a joke. Now you can make everyone giggle just like Tickles in this colorful costume. Maybe you will like making people laugh so well that you'll be inspired to join the circus!
Let's face it. The way things are going, humanity is going to keep advancing in technology and eventually create our own extinction. The robot takeover is only a matter of time! So before artificial intelligence conquers the world and enslaves mankind, take the time now to learn how to blend in with our soon to be metallic overlords. This Robot Mask Hat will be perfect for getting into the mindset of a bot!Add it to the rest of your robot costume and you'll be ready for the impending usurping humanity will bring upon itself. Besides getting the look down, you also have to become an expert at binary code and mathematical equations if you don't want to be found out by human-hunting androids! If you ever have trouble coming up with a quick answer just start yelling, “Error! Error! Does not compute. Error! Nonsequitur!” The other robots will think your circuits are frying and assume you must have a different primary function. Well, hopefully with this Robot Mask and your acting skills, you can infiltrate the AI before it's too late but, if not, enjoy surviving the apocalypse!
Scary or Total RiotWhen it comes to clowns, there’s no in-between. They’re either a wacky buffoon that makes you laugh uncontrollably at the mere sight of them, or they’re a walking nightmare that will haunt your thoughts for years to come. You never hear about clowns like Zuppo, the painfully average clown or Tad, the moderately boring clown. That’s why if you plan on being a clown (scary or funny), then you need to go all out!Of course, the start to any great clown costume lies with selecting the right makeup kit. That means you need to be audacious and you need some bright colors, whether you’re trying to entertain or scare.Product DetailsThis deluxe clown makeup kit is a professional makeup kit that includes everything you need to create the perfect clown look. It comes with a crème foundation, along with 4 vibrant crème contour shades, including blue, red, orange and black. It also comes with an eye lining pencil, a make-up brush and face powder. A powder puff and latex sponges are also included for your convenience. Finally, a clown now and a set of instructions are included to help kick start your clown look.
Give the little clowns in your life something to be excited about with this brand-new Child Red Clown Wig. Made of top-notch synthetic hair, this wig is sure to bring out all their smiles. Its styled hair will make them look oh so fun and vibrant! And even better, its elastic edge on the mesh cap ensures it'll fit snugly on most heads, keeping them comfy no matter how much they perform during their shows. So don't wait! Get your kids a gift that will have them squealing in delight. They won't regret purchasing the Child Red Clown Wig for their next show or birthday present!
Always on Duty Whether it's the Steadfast Tin Soldier or the militia pieces left under the tree by Herr Drosselmeyer, toy soldiers are always the good guys. They can withstand a lot and are never afraid to chase after some ridiculously large rats and keep them from ruining Christmas. Don't let their painted exteriors fool you - inside each one is a heart of gold with a good sense of rhythm for either marching in time or dancing at the Sugar Plum Fairy's ball. Product DetailsThis exclusive Plus Size Men's Toy Soldier Costume is the perfect outfit for Christmas plays, Halloween fun, and more! The red polyester jacket fastens up the center front and features criss-crossed white sashes, gold-tone buttons and fringed golden epaulets. The gold accents match the black faux leather belt's shiny center buckle. An elastic waistband makes the blue polyester pants extra comfortable to wear. The black faux leather drum hat has a high crown accented by a white plume. The Nutcracker Wants YOUWhat would a recruitment poster look like for the Nutcracker's army? It would probably say something about serving the crown with honor on a battlefield infested with vermin. After the rats are defeated, your leader may even invite you to a Christmas party more epic than any you've ever seen before. Also, in the toy soldier's world, there's no chance of getting injured during a fight. Your biggest danger is being locked in the toy box for too long and not getting to surreptitiously watch TV when no one's looking.
In Spiny SplendorThe time has come. Perhaps it is an epic, red-carpet gala. Maybe it is the Halloween party of the decade. It might even be your chance to create a viral video on TikTok that is sure to have everyone watching on repeat. Do you want to make a statement sure to last for ages? Well, that means you'll want to channel the ultimate in sophisticated silhouettes and striking styles! But where will you turn?There's obviously only one answer. You'll be in need of an inflatable dinosaur costume! We know that it seems like a luxurious red dress or dapper black suit and tie are the likely looks for any perfect pic, but if you're looking to leave a legacy, what is better than the creatures that we're still talking about even after millions of years!? So, the only question remaining is which dinosaur to pick!Design & DetailsWe know that you'll be roaring when you pick one of the best dinosaur costumes out there: this Inflatable Stegosaurus costume for adults! This Made By Us design is an easy outfit to jump into and was designed by a team that loves dinosaurs more than most. The bodysuit is printed with a detailed pattern of stripes and scales to give you a unique reptilian look and it zips up the back for easy wear.The magic happens when you power up and activate the fan at your waist. Thanks to elastic at your cuffs and a fully enclosed hood, your Stegosaurus will spring to life in no time and you'll be seeing the world from a prehistoric perspective through the vinyl vision port! Shake your plates on your own or bring in some other dinosaur friends for a group look that will have everyone on Earth amazed!
Come one, come all!While plenty of kids dreamed of running away with the circus, for you, it was more than just a dream… It was an obsession. You knew that the only way you could ever truly be happy was traveling across the country in rickety old train cars, boarding next to elephants, lions, clowns and acrobats… and looking sexy the whole time! A life in the circus was your one true calling, which is why you attended the prestigious College of Sexy Ringleading in New York City. After you graduated with a major in sexy ringleading and a minor in sexy clowning, you started searching for your very own big top to call your own.It wasn’t easy, and it wasn’t glamorous. You started as a sexy sideshow barker, then moved up to a sexy human cannon ball, then earned a spot in the surprisingly serious and professional sexy clown troupe. A few broken bones convinced you that you weren’t coordinated enough to be a sexy acrobat, and it turns out being allergic to cats is a liability as a sexy lion tamer. But, slowly but surely, you worked your way up the ranks. Thanks to a lot of sweat, tears and custard pie filling, you finally made it to the top of the big top: the sexy ringleader herself.Product detailsNow, every night you get to strut your stuff while ruling the circus tent’s three rings. And you always look fantastic while doing so, thanks to your Women's Red Ringmaster Sexy Costume. This 100 percent polyester outfit features a jazzy red vest-and-black-bottom combo, with shiny black trim lining and long tails in the back. There’s a button closure in the back for easy wear.Star of the showNow, no matter whether you’re narrating your human cannon ball’s latest daring feat or laughing along with your circus clowns, you’re always looking your best.
Original JokesterWere you the classic clown in high school? Do your coworkers just not believe you when you tell them that you used to be a notorious jokester in class? Maybe Jim from marketing just can't wrap his head around you being the funniest girl in the class, or Maggie from HR says that you're way too serious to be a clown.Well then, maybe it's time for a bit of a humorous makeover! Yes, nothing says, "clown" more than... well, a clown costume! It's time to rekindle your quirky humor with this Giggles the Clown Costume.Product DetailsThis cute and silly costume is perfect for anyone who wants to indulge in their inner clown! It comes with a yellow, short sleeve dress with plenty of polka dots all over it. We're talking all of the bright colors of the rainbow. Reds, blues, purples, and greens!The dress has red and blue pom-poms attached to the front of the dress and it even comes with a hoop to help give the skirt a rounded shape. The bloomers fit underneath to help bring the look together.Finally, the costume comes with a pair of shoe covers, which fit over more pairs of shoes with elastic bands. Once you have it all on, it'll be easy to convince everyone of your funny sense of humor!
RESPECT YOUR ELDERSKids are told time and time again that wisdom needs to be listened to and that they should prize the folks who have walked the world longer than they. Give the elders respect and adhere to the insight that they have to give. Do what they say! That's a lot of almost oppressive obligation for a kid to listen to and many are going to resist the effort. They might even try to come up with ways to turn the tables. Of course, a particularly clever tyke might just turn that entire thing up on its end and transform into your old folks in order to get away with all sorts of trouble. It isn't that we want to encourage such behavior or would delight in hearing the story of what happened, but... that's definitely true! And we're pretty sure that your kiddo (and even you) will love the whole experience.PRODUCT DETAILSLet your tyke see just what it is like to be walking around on aching bones when you help them transform into a cranky old man with this Old Man Boy's Costume Kit. This set of wavy gray wig, old-fashioned bow tie, and clip suspenders will give your kiddo the beginnings of a quantum leap! Before long, they'll be looking for their walking cane, demanding their rocking chair, and offering you some Werther's Originals while telling you tales from the old days back on the recess fields of elementary school! ALL WITHOUT A CURSED BODY-SWAPYou'll be able to enjoy watching your kid hobble around and demand that all the "young kids" get off their lawn when they transform into a crotchety old man with this disguise kit. How often can you give your kiddo the opportunity to see life from another person's perspective without it involving a weird cursed object or misspoken wish that turns into a Freaky Friday kind of situation!? Take this opportunity while it is available!
Someone Get This Man a Bamboo!Pandas are the pudgy, adorable, bumbling goofs of the bear world. They're roly-poly and sweet looking. and are absolutely cuddle-able. Get on board with the panda pudge and suit up in this Inflatable Adult Panda Costume. (Plus, nobody will expect you to get anywhere fast.) Grab a stick of bamboo, find a cozy place to snuggle up, and don't even worry about picking up a partner. Just do your own thing, at your own pace, and enjoy the easy panda life.Product DetailsInflatable costumes are magic. They look like you did a lot, but are the lowest-key costume ever. Just step in, zip up, and hit the "on" switch on the battery pack. (Oh, and don't forget 4 AA batteries--they're not included.) The fan in the battery pack do all the work! Within minutes, you're fully inflated and ready to live large. Elastic around the wrists and ankles keep everything in place (and how cute are those pink panda paws?) Convince a group of friends to go in on these together and start your own flash mob. T-rex costumes on TikTok are out. Pandas are in!Don't Be a Sad PandaEven South Park knew that pandas shouldn't be sad. And who could be sad when you show up dressed as a panda? This inflatable suit zips up the back and inflates instantly thanks to a self-contained battery pack. No need for tons of add-on accessories or costume makeup. Let the inflatable to all the talking!
Winner, Winner!Every parent says it, but you mean it when you say you’re the luckiest person because you get to parent your little one. When you cheer milestone achievements (big or small), you're rewarded with a new smile, giggle, or shout. Of course, you already feel rewarded by their growth, but the extra treat just makes the next move they make more exciting. And once they passed the basics, your luck seemed to increase! At meals times, the mess is easier to clean. Your little one holds out their hands and puffs up their cheeks. They’ve even grabbed the rag to help out! When crawling was added to their skills, they listened well to your request that they stay where you could see them—no toppled probably-should-have-hidden-that objects to worry about when your baby stays close by. Suddenly quiet rooms are never scary. When your cutie quiets down, it’s because they’re taking a nap or “reading” a board book. Best of all, you can’t remember the last time you were woken in the middle of the night to warm a bottle. Score!Design & DetailsCelebrate winning the parenting lottery with this Money Bag Baby Costume from our talented team of in-house designers! Our team is familiar with your lucky feeling with a few parents in the mix, and this unique costume captures it well. The easy-to-wear outfit comes in two pieces. The bunting is made of super-soft velour and features a large dollar sign print on the front. Felt is used to create the dollar bills attached to the front of the bunting, creating a safe detail that your baby is sure to love playing with! The coordinating hat features the same velour and felt construction, plus a knit lining, and fits right on top of your baby’s head without using a chin strap. Simply slip the bunting over your little one’s legs and secure it over the shoulders with the hook-and-loop fastener strips.Lookin' Like a Million BucksWhether you feel you’ve won the jackpot with your kiddo or you’re looking for a fun way for them to join your Bonnie and Clyde costume, this Made By Us Money Bag Baby Costume is for you. Get your sweetie looking like a million bucks in this exclusive costume!
Are you sick of everyone asking you about your hobbies and pass time activities? Well once you throw on a pair of these Nerd Glasses there won't be any more questions! Everyone, right away, will know that you are a huge fan of role playing dice games, have an unmatched collection of limited edition comic books, and can quote just about every line from the most famous science fiction film series.There won't be a doubt in anyone's mind when it comes to the superiority of your LARP skills or the power of your ultimate Magic deck. With this accessory, you'll attract more people with the same interests as you and ward off anyone trying to waste your time with mindless small talk. Just make sure you know the rules to all those games like the back of your hand and brush up on all your favorite comics, because with these Nerd Glasses on you may start receiving questions about a lot more than your leisurely activities.
EVERYONE, SAY HELLO TO STANLEY!Hello everyone, please allow us to introduce you to our good friend, Mr. Stanley Stickman. He's new to the area so we've decided to take him out and show him around so he'll meet some new friends in town. Here is a brief summary of Stanley, written in his own words:Howdy guys, My name is Stanley, but please call me Stan for short. I earned the nickname "The Stickmanator" from fiercely competing in stickball tournaments my whole life, so if you feel comfortable, you can refer to me as such. In my free time, I enjoy going on long walks in nature, exploring new and unusual foods, and going to EDM concerts and festivals because my special talent is glowing in the dark. Yup, not trying to brag or anything but it's true, I light up. Also, I really feel in my element when my suit's aglow and these days, I try to glow as much as possible. Not to mention, my dance moves are on fi-yah and my glowing bod guarantees I'm always the life of the party! Yup, life for Stan Stickman is pretty good.PRODUCT DETAILS The adult stick man costume, which consists of a hooded jumpsuit with a full-back zipper, capable of turning you into a spitting image of "The Stickmanator." Small LED lights are anchored behind strips of felt while a battery pack is tied at the waist. (2 AA batteries NOT included.) STICK TOGETHER!Well, what do ya say, are you and Stan going to start to hang out? He does seem like a pretty righteous dude. If you decide to mingle with Mr. Stickman then you may want to check out this light-up costume. Pretty soon you'll both be at electronica shows neck-bobbing and fist-pumping. It will be a luminous vision of friendship at its finest!
Prickly PalChildhood is a joy. Parenting is a pleasure. But man, kids can be prickly! You rub a toddler the wrong way and you might end up on the sharp end of a barb. Don't get us wrong, they're usually sweet. But that barb comes at the most unexpected times. You'll be cuddling on the couch and all of the sudden *fwap!* you get a sticky palm to the face.We can't blame toddlers for their prickly ways. After all, it's hard being a kid. They're learning to manage so many emotions and they have little to no power over their situation. Imagine having to ask an adult for snackie. That's rough stuff. Our advice? Don't ignore your prickly pals barbs, warn strangers about them with this sweet Cactus Costume!Design & DetailsInstantly transform your toddler into a Saguaro cactus with this hilarious Made-By-Us toddler cactus costume. The one piece look zips up the front, making it easy to put on the most wiggly kiddos. The hooded bodysuit comes with boot covers to keep the costume consistant. The sleeves are fitted with hand slots, letting your kids hands out easily when they need them. Topped with a flower, this cactus costume will make your little one look right at home in the desert. Saguaro SalutationsAre you ready to welcome this unique cactus costume into your home? Sure, this costume is a blast for Halloween parties but the fun doesn't have to stop there. From playing dress-up to school themed events, you'll want to bring out this silly Saguaro at every chance you'll get!
All of the LEGO HeadsThese days, LEGO makes all sorts of LEGO heads. You can get LEGO heads with a winking eye. You can get a head with sunglasses. You can get a LEGO head with a headset and a beard. But do you remember what the original LEGO head used to look like? It was just a simple smiling face. Can you picture it in your mind?That happy little dude was the entire childhood of plenty of kids and even today, you can find that same head in LEGO sets that children play with now. In fact, your child probably has a few of them rolling around in their LEGO box right now! Now, with this LEGO mask for kids, your child can match his favorite toy.Product DetailsThis LEGO kids mask faithfully recreates the look of the classic LEGO head. It has that rounded shape in front, along with the little nub on top that would normally hold a hat on a real mini-figure. It also has a printed happy face on the front, which will mimic the face your child will be making while wearing this mask.Ahoy, LEGO!Any kid who’s spent hours constructing a LEGO masterpiece will love wearing this licensed mask! You can even pair it with a pirate costume to turn your kid into a classic LEGO pirate!
Answer the CallCalling all artists and army vets, all mime actors and military aces... not to mention the Francophiles and fashionistas! You've already had the ultimate in occupations. No doubt, you've gathered followers and fans from all over the world who are eager to hear your every word (or at least see what you've got to show, for you mimes out there). But are you really showing your best side? Might there be something you're missing that would really tie your whole essence together? Design & Details Channel the true spirit of the artist warrior and fashion-forward trendsetters with this Black Beret. This cap can top off any costume to give you the fully accessorized form or can be added to any of your regular clothes to add a bit of extra finesse to your style. The beret is best worn flat on your head, halfway up your forehead and an inch behind the ears. Tuck the brim and pull it to a slant for a true fashionista's statement. Without saying a word, you will show those around you that you've been all over the world... or at least to the tastiest of options out there!
The Show Must Go OnEvery friend group needs a cruise director: the person who will not only recognize all of the many reasons to celebrate (Mardi Gras! The weekend! International Pie-Eating Day!) but will make sure that a party happens. It's not always the loudest person in the room, but it's definitely someone with a joyful spirit, a good sense of humor, and killer taste in hats. Product DetailsCelebrate Mardi Gras and beyond in this Glitz 'N Gleam Jester Hat for Adults! The stand-up hat is made of soft, sequined material in shiny shades of purple, green and gold. Six pointed tips dangle from the crown, each finished with a tiny gold-tone bell. You'll be able to draw everyone's attention to your act simply by walking into the room! Jazzy JokesterBe the best-dressed jester at any venue! Top off a harlequin costume or wear it on its own. Your sense of style is no joke!
Creepy clowns are all the rage right now. Whether it's the Joker, Harley Quinn, or just that guy in your neighborhood wandering around wearing a clown mask, everyone knows that the creepy clown style is red hot. So you want to get in on the action, right? Makes perfect sense. You've got your clown outfit, your makeup, and you've been perfecting the art of scare. But you know what so many clowns forget? Accessories! When's the last time you saw a clown holding something, right? It's an amateur mistake, so before you head out there, do yourself a favor and grab a creepy clown accessory that will really stop 'em dead. This jester's cane is the perfect creepy fit. Are clowns supposed to talk for maximum creepiness? Isn't silence so much more unnerving? But how do you even get a person's attention when you don't talk? Why not try this jester cane you can wave ominously at people? Waving ominously is probably the best scare tactic around. So get on it you creepy clown! Creep us out!
Life is tough as a tornado. People call you a blowhard, and they’re not wrong. People tend to scatter when they see you coming. You’re constantly dizzy from all the spinning. You’re never allowed in china shops or any other place with fragile merchandise. Storm chasers are always following you around, gawking and making you feel self conscious. And finding an insurance provider willing to cover you is a real headache.All you really want to do is have one night where you can kick back with your friends like a regular person. But going to the movies isn’t an option, since you demolish the theater before the movie even starts. If you try to go to the pool, you accidentally start a tsunami. You’d just like one day where people don’t flee screaming from your approach.We’re afraid we can’t really help you there. But we’ve got another idea: why not embrace yourself and your unique… abilities? You were born this way, and you should be proud. It’s not everyone who can clear a 10-mile radius by just walking through, or destroy a building that took six months to construct. Instead of focusing on the negatives, look at the positives. You’re powerful. Breathtaking. Ferocious. You literally take the world by storm.Embrace your inner tornado in this Adult Tornado Costume. The while polyfoam tunic is overlaid with spiraled strips of black and white nylon netting, and it comes with cutouts that can be tucked behind netting strips as desired. Slip into this costume and you’ll be turning heads—literally!
You've spent years studying the clown arts, how to entertain a group of 8 year olds, how to make a crying baby happy again, how to distract from a crying baby when that doesn't work, every class! No one appreciates how difficult it is to get into clown college. Your parents are dismissive, your significant other... well, what significant other? You've been too busy all these years studying, following your passion, there hasn't been time for romance, or even meeting people outside of your clown class.Now you've graduated and you need the right outfit! You've truly earned this timeless colorful classic. This costume features circus-like red and yellow striped pants with patches and a block color blue and yellow patched shirt with a red collar. The hours and hours of clown night school, the endless homework, even how Clown Bozo would needle you about your imperfect balloon giraffe, it was all leading up to this ensemble. Bozo is gone and your giraffes are flawless. It's time to shine... those giant shoes of yours. You want to look good, don't you?So put them all on notice. That's right, everyone: the birthday parties, the bar/bat mitzvahs, the dog parties, even the book clubs! It's time for you to be celebrated for your skills. It's time to stand up and declare "Yes! Now is the time of the clown!" You think that big red nose is easy to put on day after day? Of course not. It's the hardest job in the world. But you do it because you love it. You do it for the smiles on all those little faces. You do it because darn it someone has to, and you're the only clown for the job. So make those people smile!