Plus Size Women's Bearded Lady Circus Costume

Plus Size Women's Bearded Lady Circus Costume

1265315945

$59.99

A hairy situationSo, you’re planning on attending a circus-themed costume party, eh? What on earth are you going to wear? There are so many options! But you’re more daring than the average costume partygoer. You don’t want to be some cliché character, like a clown, an acrobat or a sexy ringleader. What else will really make you stand out from among the crowd?We know! Why don’t you go as a bearded woman? Flirty acrobats are so last Halloween, and there will probably be at least three at this year’s party anyway. Bearded ladies have been a staple of carnivals and circuses since the 1800s. Josephine Clofullia, who toured with P.T. Barnum, had such an impressive beard that she was actually taken to court because someone was convinced she was a man in disguise!Now, we understand the difficulty in committing to this costume… It can take forever to grow a beard, and the party is in two days! That’s not nearly enough time to became a truly authentic bearded woman. But we think we can help with a handy little cheat!Product detailsYou’re sure to be the star of the show with this Plus Size Women’s Bearded Lady Circus Costume! With this exclusive costume, you’re guaranteed to be the only one dressed like you are! The red polyester satin dress is floor length and possesses a stellar old-fashioned style. It comes with a front black-and-white striped inset that recalls circus tents of years gone by, and there’s glittering gold trim that runs along the front as well. (The costume does not come with a beard and, yes, we’re aware of the irony of this situation.)Ready for the roadNow that you have your exclusive bearded lady costume, you’ll be ready for anything, whether that’s a costume party or really running away with the circus!


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Broken Glasses

Broken Glasses

1228413346

$7.99

A.P. ClassWelcome to your first A.P. class. What's that? No, you've got it wrong. This is not an advanced placement class, this is a class for accident-prone students. We can see how that would be confusing but what can we say, the teacher of this class is also mistake-prone. For our first class, we're going to focus on risk mitigation when it comes to trips and falls. The most important thing for you to remember is if you're balancing on something or trying something new, make sure you find a safe placement. Rollerblading near water or standing on one leg near a campfire are both dangerous. However, balancing on a short wall in the middle of a grassy lawn might be worth the risk. Looks like that's the bell. Next week we're covering knocking items over so be sure to read the chapter on liquids that stain! Product DetailsThis pair of glasses will make the heart of anyone who's nearsighted skip a beat. The black glasses have lenses printed with a shattered design. A great accessory for nerd costumes and accident victims, you're sure to have a lot of fun slipping on these surprisingly stable broken glasses!


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Adult Inflatable Avocado Costume

Adult Inflatable Avocado Costume

1329582786

$44.99

Where's the Toast?Listen, we all know it's true. Avocado on toast is delicious. It's simple, it's filling, and avocados are a super food, so it just makes plain sense to eat it for breakfast. All those avocado haters out there probably just haven't tried it yet. The humble avocado probably just needs a little more exposure, and that's where this Inflatable Avocado Costume comes in!When you wear this adult-sized inflatable costume, you can make the case for the benefits of eating avocados while at your next costume party! If you love the tasty fruit, it's your duty to give them a good name out there!Product DetailsThis costume is ultra-easy to use and can be worn over your normal clothes. Just toss it on over your jeans and t-shirt and inflate! The costume comes with a jumpsuit made out of windbreaker-style fabric with elastic bands around the arms and legs to create an airtight seal.The suit has a fan housed inside of the suit. With the simple flip of a switch, the suit inflates within just a few minutes. When fully inflated, the costume takes the shape of an avocado, sliced in half with the pit in the middle. Leave the fan on to keep the costume fully inflated!


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Psycho Jester Cane Prop

Psycho Jester Cane Prop

1315361653

$24.99

Creepy clowns are all the rage right now. Whether it's the Joker, Harley Quinn, or just that guy in your neighborhood wandering around wearing a clown mask, everyone knows that the creepy clown style is red hot. So you want to get in on the action, right? Makes perfect sense. You've got your clown outfit, your makeup, and you've been perfecting the art of scare. But you know what so many clowns forget? Accessories! When's the last time you saw a clown holding something, right? It's an amateur mistake, so before you head out there, do yourself a favor and grab a creepy clown accessory that will really stop 'em dead. This jester's cane is the perfect creepy fit. Are clowns supposed to talk for maximum creepiness? Isn't silence so much more unnerving? But how do you even get a person's attention when you don't talk? Why not try this jester cane you can wave ominously at people? Waving ominously is probably the best scare tactic around. So get on it you creepy clown! Creep us out!


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Kid's Green Crayola Crayon Costume

Kid's Green Crayola Crayon Costume

1286593214

$39.99

Endless PossibilitiesWhen your kid sits down to color, do they pick up green first? Do lush trees, grassy fields, and endless hedge rows blossom on the page? Are dinosaurs, lizards, and anthropomorphic broccolis the stars of every action-packed crayon comic? Have you had discussions about everything that green can be until you're both green with envy over a color? Then this exclusive Kid's Green Crayola Crayon Costume is a must-have!Design & DetailsLet green be one more spectacular thing when you order this Made By Us costume tunic for your kiddo's costume wardrobe! The officially licensed one-piece look is made from lightweight, foam-backed materials that ensure it keeps a classic crayon shape.A two-toned coloring and black printed Crayola wrapper graphics ensure the costume looks just like its inspiration. Meanwhile, openings at the shoulders and in the point of the crayon-shaped tunic leave vision and arms unrestricted, and a spacious tunic body means there's plenty of space for additional layers of clothing.Green EnvyFight the jealousy green can inspire by letting your kiddo become the enviable color in this Kid's Green Crayola Crayon Costume! The easy-to-wear costume tunic is designed to look identical to a Crayola crayon and offers plenty of thoughtful features that ensure comfort while masquerading on Halloween!


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Men's Vintage Pierrot Clown Costume

Men's Vintage Pierrot Clown Costume

1265316897

$54.99

We all know the trope of the sad clown. The question is, where did that idea come from? After they realized kids were simply scared of them, did they all just get depressed? Did they become car sick after riding in those tiny cars with their coworkers? Turns out, we can blame their disposition on the grandfather of the modern clown, Pierrot. A character pantomimed by many popular actors at the time, his character often started out happy and hopeful, he often ended up so helplessly defeated that people couldn't help but laugh at the tragedy.Making his first appearance in the 1600s Pierrot could possibly be the most popular clown of all time, even Krusty the clown would have a hard time competing with his career. Pierrot has been a character in operas, plays, and books. His black and white ensemble is instantly recognizable in well-known paintings and film. The baggy outfits of clowns today come from Pierrot's often disheveled appearance, though our Pierrot seems to be more put together than usual. The ensemble has a lightly layered ruff at the neck as well as gathered ruffle detail at the wrists and ankles. The knit hood gives you a streamlined look, ready for the time-honored painted white face of the character.Wearing this costume you could clown around through the ages and never look out of place. Whether you're looking for a fun yet sophisticated Halloween costume or you've scored one of the great Pierrot roles out there, you'll be in the company of great actors of history. You might be a sad clown, but hey, at least you aren't a mime!


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Adult Tornado Costume

Adult Tornado Costume

1284293467

$59.99

Life is tough as a tornado. People call you a blowhard, and they’re not wrong. People tend to scatter when they see you coming. You’re constantly dizzy from all the spinning. You’re never allowed in china shops or any other place with fragile merchandise. Storm chasers are always following you around, gawking and making you feel self conscious. And finding an insurance provider willing to cover you is a real headache.All you really want to do is have one night where you can kick back with your friends like a regular person. But going to the movies isn’t an option, since you demolish the theater before the movie even starts. If you try to go to the pool, you accidentally start a tsunami. You’d just like one day where people don’t flee screaming from your approach.We’re afraid we can’t really help you there. But we’ve got another idea: why not embrace yourself and your unique… abilities? You were born this way, and you should be proud. It’s not everyone who can clear a 10-mile radius by just walking through, or destroy a building that took six months to construct. Instead of focusing on the negatives, look at the positives. You’re powerful. Breathtaking. Ferocious. You literally take the world by storm.Embrace your inner tornado in this Adult Tornado Costume. The while polyfoam tunic is overlaid with spiraled strips of black and white nylon netting, and it comes with cutouts that can be tucked behind netting strips as desired. Slip into this costume and you’ll be turning heads—literally!


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Inflatable Adult Unicorn Ride-On Costume

Inflatable Adult Unicorn Ride-On Costume

1235916432

$49.99

Magical TransformationIn high school, you were a shy wallflower. You didn't attend many parties, and you never dressed up for Halloween (we'll circle back to that later!). But you made a firm decision—college would be a fresh start, and you would dive in head first, in every way. You would push yourself out of your comfort zone and make new friends. You would join clubs, do plays, and go to every soiree that came your way. And now? You're not only not a wallflower, but you're quite the social butterfly. There's something magical about your transformation! So, when you contemplate your Halloween costume for the upcoming bash, you want to go big, bold, and beautiful. This Adult Inflatable Ride-On Unicorn Costume is mystical and sweet, pretty and eye-catching, so you can continue to be the center of attention you were born to be!Product DetailsThis adorable outfit features a pair of drawstring pants that inflate easily, thanks to a built-in fan and battery pack (batteries not included) in the hip area. Golden shoe covered match the unicorn's front hooves and a little cone hat completes the look. Wear it with your favorite top for an over-the-top but oh-so-much-fun look that speaks volumes about your infectious personality. You're almost too good to be true in this costume.Ghost of Halloween PastNow that we have you sorted for this Halloween, let's discuss all those Halloweens you didn't dress up. You owe it to yourself to make them all up. Looks like you have months and months of Halloween parties in your future. It will only make you more popular with your crew—everyone loves a good costume party! 


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Gold Dollar Sign Purse

Gold Dollar Sign Purse

1228414709

$24.99

Rollin' in ItYou know what they say about karma - no, not the cussing part. The part about how the energy you put out into the world comes back to you. Act unkind, and you'll see more unkindness than goodness in the people around you. On the other hand, if you strive to be generous, other people will be likely to treat you with the same consideration. Why not extend that idea to your piggybank? So what if you've eaten ramen five meals in a row? First, ramen is delicious. Second, all you need to do is send out some rich vibes and maybe you'll be swapping ramen for ratatouille! Or, you know. Whatever wealthyish food sounds good to you. Product DetailsPop tags and make it rain with this exclusive Gold Dollar Sign Costume Purse! The gold handbag is perfect for stuffing with $100 dollar bills - or your ID and some extra lipstick. A zippered closure on the top keeps your valuables safe. Filthy RichMake everyone think that you have more bling than you know what to do with! Go out on the town this Halloween in style, and then invite your friends over for ramen afterward. 


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Candy Clown Wig

Candy Clown Wig

1213245378

$12.99

Are you ready to usher back the reign of the happy clown? Well, we think it's about time! Those clown naysayers have had the floor long enough. So, don those cheery pastel colors, make sure your balloons are organized, and tighten the laces of your giant shoes. Today is your turn! What's your clowning specialty? You don't really seem like you're the slap stick type, tumbling over yourself as you run from a Billy goat in a circus ring. Hey, you might be that kind of clown, how should we know? We've never been to clown college! It's just that your fashionable look suggests your clowning abilities are more refined. You might take cartwheeling to a whole new level or maybe you're a talented juggler. Whatever your talent is, we're confident of one thing: you are not a mime! With this cotton candy hair of yours, we're sure that you have much more fun than those monochromatic folks. This slightly curled hair with all the volume you can ask for is sure to stand out in a crowd, clown crowd or otherwise. Now all you need to do is decide on your clown name!


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Women's Giggles the Clown Costume

Women's Giggles the Clown Costume

1265315148

$49.99

Original JokesterWere you the classic clown in high school? Do your coworkers just not believe you when you tell them that you used to be a notorious jokester in class? Maybe Jim from marketing just can't wrap his head around you being the funniest girl in the class, or Maggie from HR says that you're way too serious to be a clown.Well then, maybe it's time for a bit of a humorous makeover! Yes, nothing says, "clown" more than... well, a clown costume! It's time to rekindle your quirky humor with this Giggles the Clown Costume.Product DetailsThis cute and silly costume is perfect for anyone who wants to indulge in their inner clown! It comes with a yellow, short sleeve dress with plenty of polka dots all over it. We're talking all of the bright colors of the rainbow. Reds, blues, purples, and greens!The dress has red and blue pom-poms attached to the front of the dress and it even comes with a hoop to help give the skirt a rounded shape. The bloomers fit underneath to help bring the look together.Finally, the costume comes with a pair of shoe covers, which fit over more pairs of shoes with elastic bands. Once you have it all on, it'll be easy to convince everyone of your funny sense of humor!


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Adult Pair of Sneakers Costume

Adult Pair of Sneakers Costume

1319390020

$59.99

The perfect costume for a couple that has a whole lot of "sole!" It's so hard to choose a couple's costume! From famous Hollywood couples to dynamic superhero duos, there are certainly a ton of options out there. However, if you're really looking for a unique couple's costume that will "kick" the other competition in the butt, then you really should consider dressing up as a pair of sneakers. Sure, it's an unorthodox costume but we have a feeling that your evening will be full of excitement while you and your beau are roaming around as giant shoes. Think about all the activities that could possibly be "afoot." Just get your hands on a rubber ball and you two could play a pretty intense game of soccer. These costumes are basically a "shoo" in for the best couple's costume award. Just remember to put one foot in front of the other whenever you guys walk up to claim your award, or you may just have a problem! Basically, you two will be dressed as a pair of over sized sneakers but there will be nothing stinky about you two! In fact, you and your "solemate" will be the best-dressed partners around. These funny costumes come together so just put on the comfortable tunics and get ready to have a great time. Your arms, head, and legs will easily fit through the appropriate holes so you'll be able to move easily while you're all "tied" up in these outfits. Just make sure you guys don't have two left feet while you're out on the dance floor and you'll surely have a night that you'll always remember!


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Child's Lego Ninjago Kai Legacy Deluxe Costume

Child's Lego Ninjago Kai Legacy Deluxe Costume

1213231958

$59.99

The Element of FireKai’s brooding heart is like the burning heat of the furnace itself. As he grew up working in his father’s smithy, Kai became very attuned to the heat and the feel of fire. He and his sister both worked hard, but it was Kai who was eventually admitted to the Ninja, and it was Kai who became the Fire Maker. Throughout his many adventures with the Ninja, Kai never lost his affinity for the most dangerous element. The smoky heat, the wafting flames, and the burning embers all call to his spirit and urge him on to great acts of heroism.Master Wu had once used the elements in unison and created several artifacts from them. The sword of fire was one of them and, as such, it was integral to the history of creation and spinjitzu in the world. Kai claimed the legendary sword of fire and protected it from Lord Garmadon. Eventually, aided by Master Wu, he and the other Ninja combined all their abilities and their legendary swords to fight the Serpentine.Product DetailsThis Child’s Lego Ninjago Kai Legacy Deluxe Costume is sure to make everyone think that the fire maker himself is really present. The costume is made from 100 percent polyester and polyurethane foam. The molded mask is held securely with an elastic strap around the back of the head. The gold foil dragon and other printed embellishments are very much like the ones that adorn Kai’s own clothing. The costume also comes with two black gloves that are made to resemble Lego hands. Perfect for one of the Ninja!Sword of FireEventually the sword was used by Lord Garmadon to kill the Great devourer, but it was made into the Great Weapon in the process and no longer existed in the sword form. Kai would later go on to use his mastery of fire to reforge the sword. Only after using its Tornado of Creation power would it finally be rendered fully useless and fall from the annals of history forever.


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Toddler Mime Costume

Toddler Mime Costume

1213244501

$19.99

The Sound of SilenceWhen you think of toddlers, a lot of adjectives come to mind: Cute, messy, curious, sweet... But we think everyone can agree on the single best way to describe a toddler: Quiet. Toddlers are super, super quiet. Sometimes, when we're babysitting them, we kind of forget they exist, because they absolutely never break down into tantrums, screaming fits or uncontrollable sobs when they don't get their way. They always get along perfectly with other toddlers, with nary a dispute or cross word uttered. It's really hard to ever know where a toddler is in the house, because they move so silently.Because of this, we think that the best costume for a toddler is a mime outfit, since they're basically mini-mimes already! We're not sure how good they are at trapping themselves in invisible boxes or pulling on invisible lengths of rope, but that's probably something that they can pick up pretty quickly.Product DetailsAmuse your friends at your next costume party with this funny, exclusive Toddler Mime Costume. The outfit looks like a traditional mime costume and is made from comfy, 100 percent polyester jersey knit fabric. The striped pullover shirt has 3/4-length sleeves, while the black shorts have turned-up cuffs and an elastic waistband for a comfy fit. The shorts also have length-adjustable red elastic suspenders attached to the waistband. The costume comes with a red necktie and a an adorable black beret... since no mime is really a mime if they don't have a cute beret!To Mime Own Self Be TrueYour little one will be ready to bring down the house (but only through quiet, controlled gestures) with this little mime costume. In fact, we think this will be the start of a beautiful career! Who knows where they'll go as a mime? No one can say!


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Glitz 'N Gleam Jester Hat

Glitz 'N Gleam Jester Hat

1265312954

$10.99

The Show Must Go OnEvery friend group needs a cruise director: the person who will not only recognize all of the many reasons to celebrate (Mardi Gras! The weekend! International Pie-Eating Day!) but will make sure that a party happens. It's not always the loudest person in the room, but it's definitely someone with a joyful spirit, a good sense of humor, and killer taste in hats. Product DetailsCelebrate Mardi Gras and beyond in this Glitz 'N Gleam Jester Hat for Adults! The stand-up hat is made of soft, sequined material in shiny shades of purple, green and gold. Six pointed tips dangle from the crown, each finished with a tiny gold-tone bell. You'll be able to draw everyone's attention to your act simply by walking into the room! Jazzy JokesterBe the best-dressed jester at any venue! Top off a harlequin costume or wear it on its own. Your sense of style is no joke! 


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Crayon Box Costume Kid's Dress

Crayon Box Costume Kid's Dress

1273511064

$39.99

In Full ColorWe've seen lots of children's doodles. They're marvels! Even if they're illegible. But we've also noticed that in most doodles, there's a main color at work. Typically it's that child's favorite color, and while accompanied by a few complimentary or clashing shades, it's hard to ignore how prevalent blue, red, green, or purple might be on the page.An exception to this rule, we assume, is your kiddo. That's why you're here, right? Your kid colors with all the crayons in the box. One hue of blue won't do for a sky. They naturally know how to grade the tones to reveal a full sunset or rise. Trees are a multicolored wonder. Animals as spectacular in the coloring book as in real life. And whenever you expect an apple to be red, a cloud to be white, or the sun to be bright yellow, you're surprised by a delightful twist!Design & DetailsHelp your child show off their vibrantly colorful personality in a new way with our exclusive Kid's Crayon Box Costume Dress! The licensed Made By Us costume is inspired by Crayola's endlessly inspiring box of crayons and comes with a dress and headband that takes the fun from page to play!The dress's bodice is shaped from yellow spandex fabric with a printed crayon box graphic on the chest and a wavy green border at the waist. A rainbow of colored tulle shapes cap sleeves and a knee-length skirt. A zipper at the back of the costume makes getting dressed quick and easy. Meanwhile, the included fabric-wrapped plastic headband with a crown of foam-shaped Crayola crayons marks your kiddo a royal crayon artist!


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Tacky Traveler Adult Costume

Tacky Traveler Adult Costume

1305472822

$34.99

Trip of a LifetimeWe don't know about you, but we could use a vacation. This year especially. Just imagine yourself sunning on a beach somewhere, drink in hand, watching the waves roll in. Or maybe your style is more adventurous, with outings to cultural sites, restaurants, and markets. Either way, we're guessing your style isn't the same at this Adult Tacky Traveler Costume, which is what makes it so much fun! In it, you can channel those vacay vibes with hilarious humor. So go ahead and set up your Halloween party to match the style of this uncool costume — blend up a pitcher of daiquiris, set out beach chairs for your guests, light a few tiki torches, and require socks and sandals — it's your party, and you'll cry (laughing) if you want to. Now, which way to the buffet?Design & DetailsThis is a clever jumpsuit, designed to look like a tank top, shorts, and button-down shirt. Talk about an easy travel piece! The white tank says "Which Way to the Buffet?" and the oversized shorts pair perfectly with the shirt's bold floral print. For footwear, we suggest the aforementioned winning combo of socks and sandals, or perfectly polished athletic shoes with tube socks. Add a straw hat and the accessories of your choice — sunglasses, tiki glasses, cameras, and passport pouches are all great picks. Happy TravelerAh, now wasn't that vacation simply perfect? Who cares who you offended along the way by talking too loudly in English or ordering a burger and fries everywhere you went? That tacky trip was just what you needed to unwind. Don't forget to make your friends look at all 332 of your photos when you get back! 


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Adult Inflatable Scrumptious Broccoli Costume

Adult Inflatable Scrumptious Broccoli Costume

1237089820

$69.99

Broccoli PRWe need to talk. It's about broccoli. We've heard tons of rumors going around that the kids don't like the nutritious vegetable. Crazy, we know! Broccoli is so versatile and it's packed full of vitamin C, calcium, and vitamin K. You can roast it, stir fry it, steam it, or eat it raw! But for some reason... a lot of kids seem to think that it's yucky. We're just going to chalk it up to bad PR. Well, we want to change that. We want to give the healthy vegetable some good PR for a change. That's where you come in. If we can show kids just how cool broccoli can be, then maybe we can get more kids to try it out.We see absolutely no problem with this plan whatsoever.Design & DetailsOur team of designers crafted this Made By Us costume to capture the delicious style of the stalky vegetable. The costume is a green inflatable bodysuit with printed details on the exterior to make it look like broccoli. The top portion is designed to look like a fresh floret! You can wear your normal clothes underneath as you suit up. The bodysuit also has a built-in fan in the back. With the flip of a switch, the suit fully inflates into the shape of a broccoli crown. Just leave the fan on as you walk the world as the big green vegetable!From Yucky to FunnyAll right, so maybe we haven't worked out all of the specifics, but we bet if kids see you running around in this broccoli costume, we can at least get broccoli to be a "funny" food instead being known as a "yucky" food. And we think that's definitely a step in the right direction! Be sure to check out all of our food costumes to get a whole balanced diet group costume going!


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Infant Flower Costume

Infant Flower Costume

1286006149

$29.99

Watch ‘em GrowWhen you put your baby to bed, they hadn’t figured out how to hold their head still yet. When you set them in their swing the next morning, they were looking around and utilizing their little neck like a pro. At lunchtime they got carrot puree stuck to their tiny thumb and couldn’t fathom a way to get it off again. But by bedtime, they were staring at their fingers and wiggling each to test their abilities. When they found their tongue meals got difficult—all that weird spitting stuff they did when trying peas really made a mess. When your baby tested their vocal range, well the stories and screeches were gibberish music to your ears. But the best was when they learned how to smile for more reasons than needing to burp. That toothless grin lit-up their face like a newly opened flower—needless to say, you’ve been privy to the coolest blossoming of all time. Celebrate your baby’s growth and first Halloween with a costume that truly captures their budding personality!Design and DetailsYour baby will look as wonderful as new sunflower in this Made by Us Flower Infant Costume! Our team of designers took their time pulling together a look that’s as cute as it is comfortable for babies sized 0-18 months. Two shades of green minky fabric were used to give the jumpsuit a more realistic stem-look. The included mitts and booties keep your baby’s tiny fingers and toes warm while also completing the jumpsuit. Snap buttons along the inner-seam make diaper access easy. And the hood polishes off this adorable costume by turning your happy baby into a sunny blossom!Blossoming BabyWhat better way to display how quickly your baby is growing up than with a flower costume? From big bright smiles to sitting up straight, this exclusive flower costume for infants is just the thing to showcase everything they’ve learned!


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Robot Rascal Costume For Toddlers

Robot Rascal Costume For Toddlers

1322487758

$39.99

Daddy meet DataThere have been signs for years now. Our phones have been getting smaller. Kids have been learning to code their own toys. And what's with that ice cream that comes in the form of tiny balls? Yep, the future is now and if we had been paying attention we would have already known. If you had been warned, you wouldn't have been surprised when your toddlers started talking in beeps and boops. One morning you served them yogurt and berries like usual and they simply refused to eat, asking for motor oil instead. You thought it must have been a fluke. Then you noticed how they were walking when they got up to go play. Yep, they were doing a mobile version of the robot. You have a choice, of course, you can either fight the future or embrace it. Our opinion? There's no fighting this wave of technology. Compromise with your kids, if they stay away from motor oil and eat a human breakfast, you'll let them dress in this awesome futuristic robot costume!Details & DesignLet your kiddo become part of the future with this hilarious robot costume! Since it's Made by Us it's comfy, well-designed, and high quality. The featured tunic is structured but soft enough to keep playtime comfortable with imagination inducing buttons and charts printed on the front. Your kiddo can totally transform with boxy boot covers, wristlets that make hands snappy, and a headpiece that sets the look off just right.Futuristic FunHere's the thing about robots, they've gotta have fuel to run. Your little robot just might happen to run on candy, which is pretty convenient on Halloween night. Have them speak robot when they're trick-or-treating and who knows how much chocolate you'll get. You know what they say about robots and efficiency!


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Red Crayola Crayon Kid's Costume

Red Crayola Crayon Kid's Costume

1288022432

$39.99

Red All OverIt's common knowledge that when a child picks a favorite color, everything must be that color, especially in their art. When red is number one, the results are nothing short of spectacular!Where other colors would typically be, red shines in familiar and unexpected ways. Clear blue skies are colored like vibrant sunsets. Lush green trees are replaced with stunning fall foliage. And city streets are packed with flashy red sports cars, taxis, and emergency vehicles. It's red all over, and we love to see it! If your kiddo is part of that intriguing red fan club, this licensed Kid's Red Crayola Crayon Costume is a must-have!Design & DetailsTransform your red-obsessed child into their favorite crayon color with the easy-to-wear Made By Us costume. Lightweight, foam-backed materials give the full-coverage tunic its familiar crayon shape, while two shades of red and black printed graphics ensure the costume looks just like the beloved art supply. An opening for the face is featured in the crayon's tip, and openings at the shoulder leave arms unrestricted.See RedHelp your kiddo show their love for the color red with our exclusive Kid's Red Crayola Crayon Costume! The pullover tunic costume is designed to look just like a classic red Crayola crayon and promises to have everyone excited to be seeing red!


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Men's Plus Size Toy Soldier Costume

Men's Plus Size Toy Soldier Costume

1273691410

$59.99

Always on Duty Whether it's the Steadfast Tin Soldier or the militia pieces left under the tree by Herr Drosselmeyer, toy soldiers are always the good guys. They can withstand a lot and are never afraid to chase after some ridiculously large rats and keep them from ruining Christmas. Don't let their painted exteriors fool you - inside each one is a heart of gold with a good sense of rhythm for either marching in time or dancing at the Sugar Plum Fairy's ball. Product DetailsThis exclusive Plus Size Men's Toy Soldier Costume is the perfect outfit for Christmas plays, Halloween fun, and more! The red polyester jacket fastens up the center front and features criss-crossed white sashes, gold-tone buttons and fringed golden epaulets. The gold accents match the black faux leather belt's shiny center buckle. An elastic waistband makes the blue polyester pants extra comfortable to wear. The black faux leather drum hat has a high crown accented by a white plume. The Nutcracker Wants YOUWhat would a recruitment poster look like for the Nutcracker's army? It would probably say something about serving the crown with honor on a battlefield infested with vermin. After the rats are defeated, your leader may even invite you to a Christmas party more epic than any you've ever seen before. Also, in the toy soldier's world, there's no chance of getting injured during a fight. Your biggest danger is being locked in the toy box for too long and not getting to surreptitiously watch TV when no one's looking. 


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Honking Clown Nose

Honking Clown Nose

1266095065

$4.99

Peak Humor People can talk all they like about comedy sketches, stand-up routines, and satire essays. Snore. Actually, those are fine, but the truth is that they can't compare to the classics. And by "classics," we mean an oversized plastic nose that honks when you squeeze it. That's real comedy. Product DetailsClown around all you want in this exclusive Honking Clown Nose Accessory! The large red rubber nose comes to a rounded tip and secures around your head with an elastic band. Squeeze the end of the nose to hear it give a loud honk! The unisex style fits most sizes. Silly CircusThere's no doubt that you're the good type of clown if you've got a fun nose like this one! An evil clown could probably wear one, but his scare factor would go down by a lot once people heard that goofy squeaking sound. He'd get much more laughter than screams! 


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Muscle Chest Shirt

Muscle Chest Shirt

1303689130

$19.99

So, you’re not interested in spending your free time in the gym pumping iron? We understand. Truly. No problem, bro. We’ve got you covered...for now, that is. Because, of course, anyone who might fall for you while you’re wearing this sculpted Muscle Chest Shirt is in for a bit of a surprise. But you live in the now, so maybe just don’t worry about that yet. Instead, you can put your energy into visualizing getting the physique you've always wanted...and it shall be mailed right to your house! If only all of health was this simple. You can wear this shirt under any costume you choose to help bulk it up, but beware: once people start noticing your kickin’ bod, you may feel yourself inclined to wear padded top every day that ends in a “Y.”


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Kid's Space Robot Plush Costume Hat

Kid's Space Robot Plush Costume Hat

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$14.99

It is the year 2017 -- the distant future. Robot men have taken over the world. It was easy for them after they discovered the humans’ only weakness: being shot by giant lasers. Once humankind was taken care of, they could finally go about establishing a robot utopia. Free microchips at every participating robot grocery store. Hot and cold running oil in every robot apartment building. And all of the trees are replaced with robo-recharging stations. Truly a paradise. What a time to not be alive.If you are a human but deep in your chest beats the cold, unfeeling heart of a robot, then you too may join the robots in their awesome new mechanical world. You will blend in perfectly with our Robot Hat, a shiny helmet with sweet antennae for receiving important robot signals. And remember: no one can hurt your feeling ever again if you don’t have feelings. Beep.


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Adult Ride a Reindeer Costume

Adult Ride a Reindeer Costume

1316564786

$79.99

Santa Claus is perhaps most famous for flying around the world in his reindeer drawn sleigh, as every kid out there knows. But, what they may not realize is that even Santa’s sleigh breaks down from time to time, and when that happens… well, Santa’s got to improvise.If you’re curious as to what that situation would look like, you may want to check out this festively funny Ride A Reindeer Costume for your upcoming holiday celebrations! This silly outfit lets you look just like jolly ol’ Saint Nick does when his sleigh loses a track, or a reindeer runs low on “antler fluid,” or one of the countless other problems that can occur with a mystical mode of transportation powered by a herd of flying forest animals. When that happens, Santa calls up Mrs. Claus to get the sleigh back towed back to the North Pole, grabs his magic bag of toys, and hops on the back of his trusty reindeer Rudolph to finish the job before Christmas morning! And then when it’s all done, Rudolph gets a well earned extra week at the reindeer spa.Okay, we may have made some of that up, but you can’t prove it’s not true. And when you’re wearing this cute and Christmasy costume, you can make up a story of your own! The plush reindeer segment goes around your waist, with your legs making the rear legs and hooves, and the included Santa jacket and cap make up the rest of the outfit. Be sure to add a Santa beard and toy sack to make your story extra believable!


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Checkered Jumbo Shoe for a Clown

Checkered Jumbo Shoe for a Clown

1265318682

$24.99

Walk the Clown WalkWell, friend, you're finally doing it. You have been promising for months and months that you're going to quit your fancy Fortune 500 job and run away with the circus...and it seems like today may be the day! Well, great! You've...thought this through, right? We're not trying to dissuade you, it's just that clowning, as a profession, is actually a lot harder than it sounds. And the benefits can be tough. But doing something you really love can be very rewarding.Here, why don't you do this? Grab a clown costume and try on these Checkered Jumbo Clown Shoes. Maybe taking the whole idea for a dry run this Halloween will give you an idea of clown life. After all, they say if you want to know someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. Now, we don't recommend these giant shoes for long walks, but, you get the idea right? So go ahead and walk the clown walk in these jumbo shoes. If you like it, we'll see you at the circus!Product DetailsThis pair of footwear looks authentically kooky, with its oversized silhouette and surprisingly lightweight construction. The laces tie up the solid black panel, while the rest of the shoe is decked out in a black-and-white checkerboard pattern. 


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Kid's Evil Jester Costume

Kid's Evil Jester Costume

1213231770

$29.99

Jesters are fun, right?! They're like if someone took a clown, an acrobat, and a stand up comedian, and squished them together into a one-man party starter. What if a little “evil” got mixed in there, too? We don't want to think about how spooky that would be, but your kid can dress up in this Evil Jester Costume and spread some scares instead of laughs!Being an evil jester takes more than just a freaky outfit and mask. It takes a mischievous attitude, and a real sense of what gives people the heebie jeebies. Your little scare-er can't expect to have everyone's hair standing on end on their first day. Like anything worth doing right, it's going to take practice. But, evil jesters are more than just scary, otherwise they would just be regular old monsters. They also have to be kinda funny, like they creep people out while making them laugh nervously as they back away. That's the really tough part of being a scary trickster. We can't think of a good example of this (like we said before, we don't like thinking about how spooky they are) but once your kid is dressed up in this costume, we bet they'll figure out the perfect balance between silly and scary in no time.This costume is sure to add the right vibe to your little one's creepy court jester routine. The black and red colors on the outfit seem innocent enough, but one look at the devilish skull mask will make everyone nervous about their next trick. Will they do a juggling act, or tell a joke, or something much more sinister? Whatever it is, it'll be a scream!


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Green Gloves for Adults

Green Gloves for Adults

1293248852

$6.99

If you have ever wondered why your mutant broccoli monster costume isn't getting the scares you were hoping for, or why your fancy tailored green tuxedo just doesn't look as dashing as you were expecting, take a look at your accessories. You can put all of the detail you want into the body, mask, and limbs of a scary monster costume, but if you still have human hands and feet, it's just not gonna fly! Or, if you show up to a dinner party in a well tailored, custom designed tuxedo and overcoat, but you don't have the gloves to match, it's going to look like you forgot something. So, have you caught onto what we're getting at yet? You need a pair of these Green Gloves! These stretchy, green, adult-sized gloves are the perfect accessory for your green-themed costumes and everyday wardrobe. You'll thank us when you are out in your leprechaun costume, and you need to slap someone with a glove to challenge them to a duel!


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Pink Afro Clown Wig

Pink Afro Clown Wig

1265314709

$7.99

Clowns can come in all shapes, sizes, and personalities. It can go all the way from the scariest killer clown you've ever seen this side of a birthday party to a super sad clown with makeup that makes him look like he's constantly crying all the way to the happiest clown on the planet ready for a great time. We think that getting the right personality can come down to even the finest detail of the entire outfit. Add a little more of a friendly nature to your silly clown costume with this Pink Afro Clown Wig. No murder vibes seem to come from this hair color (and we have some pretty serious technology to test that) and very little sadness from it as well. In fact, this wig resembling some delicious cotton candy has proven to improve the moods of people around it just by being in their presence. Add it to perfect your Halloween outfit or for entertaining some children at a birthday party.


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Mr. Potato Head Inflatable Adult Costume

Mr. Potato Head Inflatable Adult Costume

1235918507

$89.99

D.I.Why?We hear you were trying to DIY a Mr. Potato Head costume for Halloween. Tsk, tsk, tsk. You know how we feel about that. Not only do DIY costumes often fail to hold up to true Halloween revelry, but this costume, in particular, was bound to give you problems. C'mon...a round frame is notoriously hard to build, so how did you go about it? Oof! Paper mache? That sounds...messy. And what a large balloon you would have needed!But allow us now to step in and do what we do best—present you with the perfect costume, right before your very eyes! Feast on the beauty of this Inflatable Mr. Potato Head Costume for Adults. Yep, that's right, we said inflatable. So you won't have to worry about perfecting that hard-to-achieve potato shape. You can just blow this baby right up and enjoy a night dressed as you favorite classic character. We don't like to brag or anything, but...we're pretty good, right? This look is bound to delight revelers young and old as you grace the costume party in an outfit that blends pure nostalgia with some pretty cool costume technology!Product DetailsThis clever costume looks just like everyone's beloved childhood toy, but without all the spare parts to misplace throughout the night's festivities. It features Mr. Tater's signature mustache, red nose, eyes, ears, top hat, and glove-topped hands. All that fun, plus, who doesn't love a costume that offers total anonymity? You'll be unrecognizable as yourself, but instantly beloved by all!Spud LifeCareful, all that fame, recognition, and praise may just end up going to your head. And from the looks of it, you can't afford for it to blow up any bigger! We're glad to have saved you from the great DIY disaster of the season; never forget: we've got your back! 


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Wine and Cheese Costume

Wine and Cheese Costume

1213238332

$44.99

Are you and your partner looking for some extra-fancy dress, or the perfect fit for a classy get-together? We’ve been told that the best way to make a good impression at a tony party is to bring along a tasteful wine and cheese pairing. And we don’t see how anybody could do better than this hilarious costume set, which lets everyone know just how much you and your partner hope they enjoy the hors d’oeuvres!It’s a great option for people who feel more confident cracking a snappy joke than remarking on a special vintage. And let’s be honest: isn’t drinking a bottle of champagne way less fun than shaking it until the cork shoots out like a cannonball? People are always going on about the finer things in life, but sometimes it seems like they have some really mixed-up priorities!The yellow cheese wedge is served on a pair of suspenders with its own special knife, since some people consider it poor manners to assume the host will provide one. And because couples costumes are always better with a little double entendre on the side, the Cabernet tunic comes with a realistic label detailing its risque provenance!Surprising the other guests in these goofy costumes is a great way to lighten the mood of a party, much like sharing an actual snack and sipping libations. So if you really want to break expectations, you could wear your wine and cheese and bring it, too!


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Men's Boner the Caveman Costume

Men's Boner the Caveman Costume

1329582703

$54.99

Everything Was BiggerOh yes, it's true. Everything was much bigger during the prehistoric days. It had to be! From dinosaurs to woolly mammoths, all animal life had some truly epic proportions. When you're competing with those giant creatures, you have to be big to survive. Heck, even early cavemen were packing some pretty epic... uh, shall we call them "surprises" that were hiding under their rudimentary garments. People have forgotten just how big things used to be back then! Maybe it's about time that you reminded everyone just how huge things were!Product DetailsThis Men's Boner the Caveman Costume comes with everything you need to show the world the epic size of prehistory! The men's costume comes with a simple caveman outfit, which includes the faux fur tunic top and the tiger print shorts. The really gargantuan portion of this costume comes in the form of a giant-sized, prosthetic... manhood. It's stuffed and features a light flesh tone color and attaches near your waist. It has the "whole business" down there, if you catch our drift. If you don't catch our drift... we mean that it comes with faux testicles. There. We said it. it comes with giant, fake testicles to go along with the manhood. Pair it up with some disheveled hair and few of our caveman bone accessories and you can fully transform into "Boner the Caveman!"Not a Costume for GrandmaListen, we'll be extremely frank with you on this one. Grandma's not gonna like this costume. It's probably a bad idea to show up to the family costume party wearing this if she's planning on coming. We recommend wearing this sort of outfit when you're going to be around like-minded adults... who also happen to be interested in learning about the extra-large sizing of things during the prehistoric times.


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Toilet Paper Costume for Adults

Toilet Paper Costume for Adults

1213242393

$39.99

Staple Shortage There’s a saying that goes “You never know what you have until it’s gone.” Think about all the things you use on a daily basis that make our lives livable but that you usually don’t take notice of. For example, forks and spoons, so we don’t have to eat with our fingers. You don’t really consider how useful they are until you pour yourself a bowl of cereal and then realize none of your spoons are clean. (We don’t recommend trying to eat the cereal with a fork. Very inefficient.) One of the greatest underappreciated champions of our households is toilet paper. Of all the things to run out of, it is possibly the worst. What else are we supposed to use to entertain our cats or make an emergency mummy costume? And what is sadder than having to throw a party on short notice when you don’t have any? Where’s the fun in decorating without toilet paper streamers and lovely white paper flowers?  Product Details Show your appreciation of our unsung hero with this Toilet Paper Costume! It has a wire rim to keep that nice round shape and a printed flower design to look like the real thing. The tunic goes over any outfit so you can stay comfy in your own clothes while still showing off a unique costume. You could also get a friend to dress up as a toilet (or even the poop that goes in it) and have a fun group theme! A Notable Necessity Although it’s technically not a superhero, we think toilet paper is pretty great. It certainly saves people from a lot of different poopy situations! If you’re also a fan, then this Toilet Paper Costume is for you. Bring some laughter to any party all while reminding people what types of things really save the world every day! 


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Adult Bitcoin Costume

Adult Bitcoin Costume

1268146158

$29.99

Dressed to Invest Money can be confusing. How much do you spend? How much do you save? Why does it disappear so fast the day after payday? (Oh right, impulse shopping at two a.m. Oops.) But now that digital money is here, there are even MORE questions! For instance, how would digital money look if it were turned into a costume? Answer: Pretty awesome. Second question: Will people think that you know a lot about this kind of currency and want you to explain it? Answer: Hopefully not on the dance floor. Product DetailsYou won't need to explain your Bitcoin Costume for Adults for people to know how awesome it is! The hilarious unisex costume includes a sleeveless tunic made of sturdy metallic gold material. The front and the back of the costume are shaped like circles. They're each embossed with large Bs that resemble dollar signs, etched line patterns, and the words "Bitcoin Digital Decentralized Peer to Peer" written around the edges. The Future Is HereLong ago in ancient history, people traded for goods with other goods, or maybe sometimes with really shiny rocks. Then coin money was born, then paper money, then everyone started swiping to pay with cards. The next advancement - completely digital money - is already upon us, but even that isn't forward-thinking enough. Pretty soon, we'll all be walking around wearing our money like the ultimate fashion choice. This will probably make it harder to use the excuse "Do I look like I'm made of money?" for spending your cash when you don't want to. 


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Clown Shoes Jumbo

Clown Shoes Jumbo

1324632646

$29.99

Big Shoes to FillIf you plan on being a clown, then you're going to have some big shoes to fill... quite literally! You've noticed it, right? Clowns are always wearing big, floppy shoes—like all of the time. We've always sort of wondered why? Perhaps clowns naturally have extra-large feet! Maybe there's some sort of foot elongation technology that all clowns partake in before they become a professional clown... or maybe they just wear a pair of big, floppy shoes because it looks funny!Well, these Jumbo Clown Shoes will give you the big shoes of a clown, without the use of any sort of foot elongation device. They're a simple pair of shoes that look great with any clown costume.Product DetailsThese Jumbo Clown Shoes a pair of light-weight shoes that feature a one-size-fits-most style. They come in a bright yellow, green, and red color scheme, that goes naturally with most clown styles. The shoes fit with laces in front, so all you have to do is tighten them up and you'll be ready to scuttle off to the circus!Getting Your FootingDon't go scouring the Earth to find some sort of foot lengthening device. Just use these simple and hilarious shoes for that, you silly goose!


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Adult's Inflatable Pokey Costume

Adult's Inflatable Pokey Costume

1235915133

$59.99

Claymation CapersYou might have heard that Gumby is heading out on yet another adventure. It might be the Hidden Valley or uncovering some other dangerous artifact that could bring about unknown disasters. If only there was someone out there who could help give that idealistic weirdo some advice to keep his head out of the clouds. Could there be a down-to-earth buddy who can keep Gumby's clay from getting clobbered? We can think of only one pony for the job: Pokey! Design & Details Breathe some life into your favorite claymation characters when you slip into this Inflatable Pokey costume for adults. This bodysuit is airtight thanks to elastic at the ankles and shoulders. The fan just behind your back draws in air and fills out the costume until Pokey is ready to prance around! The hood features the pony's bright face while the rear of the costume expands into his hind legs and tail. All you'll need next is your green Gumby friend and you've got an epic adventure in the making. 


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Adult Traffic Cone Costume

Adult Traffic Cone Costume

1328888841

$29.99

This is an Adult Traffic Cone Costume.


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Sunflower Costume Hood

Sunflower Costume Hood

1213240449

$9.99

Being a good parent is sort of like being a good gardener. If you want to see growth then you have to make sure to tend to your garden or child regularly. Then with enough love and patience, you get the chance to see your child or garden blossom into something more beautiful than you had ever imagined! Well, even if you don’t have much of a green thumb you can still have the most adorable flower anyone has ever seen. How you ask. Easily, with this awesome Sunflower Hood!This lovely accessory can transform your kiddo into the happiest flower your friends and neighbors have ever seen. Everyone will want to know your secret for raising such a joyful flower. Whether it’s plenty of nutrients and sunlight or an open ear and a helpful hand, no one will be able to argue with the smile on your little one’s face!


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Blue Crayola Crayon Kid's Costume

Blue Crayola Crayon Kid's Costume

1286593184

$39.99

True to BlueIn our experience, most kids switch their favorite colors by week, day, or mood. But then there are kids that love blue. We've seen little to no wavering in their dedication to blue. No matter their age, they're true to their chosen color and would probably make each arc of the rainbow a different blue hue if they could.We can't blame them. Blue is everywhere and beyond versatile. With a blue crayon, skies, seas, eyes, and countless cars come to life. Where white would hide, blue steps in to ensure snow, clouds, and so many things are visible, and without blue, there'd be no purple or green! If this sounds like something your kiddo would preach, then this Blue Crayola Crayon Costume is destined to join their costume wardrobe!Design & DetailsThis officially licensed exclusive makes showing love for blue easy with a one-piece design. Lightweight, foam-backed materials give the pullover tunic the shape of a Crayola crayon. Two shades of blue and black printed graphics ensure the costume looks just like a classic Crayola crayon in its wrapper. Meanwhile, an opening in the costume crayon's nib ensures your little blue-lover can see their impact, and shoulder openings keep arms unrestricted.Blue LoveIf your kiddo's love for blue is as vast as the oceans, skies, and its variety of shades, then this Kid's Blue Crayola Crayon Costume is for them! Dressed in the Made By Us costume tunic, kids are transformed into their favorite crayon and ready to spread the good word about the endlessly useful color.


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Girl's Mime Costume

Girl's Mime Costume

1213244495

$29.99

THE ULTIMATE TRICKWhen your kiddo gets to a certain age, suddenly, all those early years of trying to help her learn how to talk begins to feel like a horrible mistake. Now, suddenly, she knows so many words. In fact, she seems to be inventing new ones. She chatters in a foreign language about things that you feel you should be understanding at least in context, but how can any parent stay woke when the kids are obvs geekin with the fam with NC during a Code 9 to KPC. You 123?... We're not even sure what we just said, there. The point is that sometimes with all the confusing chatter in newfangled slang, it sometimes brings you back to the days when she didn't say much at all! If only we could head back there for a moment's peace that might give us a chance to at least Google what the heck anything means. Well, there are definitely options! And, while we're at it, we can even throw in a dose of amazing French culture!  DESIGN & DETAILSOur amazing design team took a whole month's vow of silence to work on this glorious and exclusive Mime Costume. This 3/4-length sleeved shirt has the iconic black and white stripes of the street performer look which matches perfectly with the black elastic-waist shorts. The iconic beret hat helps to cinch the look while the red suspenders and scarf give just enough of a flair of color that your little mime is bound to get some attention. Remember the white face paint to help the kiddo stay expressive! KNOW EVERYTHING THEY SAYThere are really only two ways to be sure that you can translate your kiddo. Either walk around with a Tween-2-Classic translator app on your phone or have her speak in pantomime instead! At least with the latter, you'll also have a great costume available for all your parties!


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Kid's Red Clown Wig

Kid's Red Clown Wig

1266095086

$9.99

Give the little clowns in your life something to be excited about with this brand-new Child Red Clown Wig. Made of top-notch synthetic hair, this wig is sure to bring out all their smiles. Its styled hair will make them look oh so fun and vibrant! And even better, its elastic edge on the mesh cap ensures it'll fit snugly on most heads, keeping them comfy no matter how much they perform during their shows. So don't wait! Get your kids a gift that will have them squealing in delight. They won't regret purchasing the Child Red Clown Wig for their next show or birthday present!


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Red Jumbo Shoe for a Clown

Red Jumbo Shoe for a Clown

1237865645

$21.99

If the Clown Shoe FitsDespite its name, Clown College wasn't all fun and games. It was a lot of hard work. Sure, there were the fun courses, like juggling and face painting. But there was also a surprising amount of math and physics applied, like getting 6 full-sized clowns into that tiny car. It's not just luck or practice—there are actual calculations involved! There were more tedious courses, like the History of Clowning, which required diligent note-taking and stressful exams, and the Timing of Clowning taught you the subtle art of humor. After all that exertion and hard work, you deserve to celebrate your graduation!Nothing says "welcome to official clownhood" more than a brand new pair of Red Jumbo Clown Shoes! So treat yourself to this perfect pair and enjoy your new life as a licensed and fully-trained clown. Of course, now that these giant shoes are involved, all your calculations may need to change to fit you into that clown car...these shoes take up a lot of space!Product DetailsWhether you're a real clown or this is your Halloween costume, this pair of shiny, red and yellow shoes is a must! They are lightweight for easy movement, and the laces tie on top for a secure fit. Happy clowning!


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Women's Tickle Me Pink Crayola Crayon Costume

Women's Tickle Me Pink Crayola Crayon Costume

1265316184

$39.99

Color Us SurprisedWhenever we take out our coloring books here at the Halloweencostumes.com office, we are always surprised at the lack of sufficient pinks to really make our drawings pop with color. There is just no way to make accurate coral reefs without a good variety of pinks!That is why we petitioned our staff to make this dress. This won’t help us color at all, but it will help us a lot to know that we filled a gap in the market that needed filling. The best thing we can each do is to keep on coloring and keep petitioning Crayola for more shades of pink!Product DetailsMaking sure you are dressed right for any occasion is very important, which is why we recommend setting yourself up right with this Women's Tickle Me Pink Crayola Crayon Costume. This “Made By Us” costume was put together by our hard working and careful artisans, so you will feel good about wearing this for years to come. The included dress and hat are what will make you stand out in any box of 64 crayons. This bright pink color is both flattering and fun, and we are confident that you will be happy with the fit of this dress. How could you not, when you will be tickled pink by the pun the whole time you wear it?Pink is the New BlackIf you are searching for the perfect way to look classic and fun, then you are in the right place. You will feel like a winner in this cool and comfortable costume. Just make sure you avoid anyone with a big crayon box for a costume!


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Kirby Inflatable Adult Costume

Kirby Inflatable Adult Costume

1230266619

$79.99

Kirby! Spit Them Out!Kirby gets its power by sucking in enemies and honing their power. This manifests in some pretty cool ways. Kirby can become a big spike ball, an Looney-Tunes-esque anvil, a big 'ol mallet. So of course, the squishy-lookin' pink thing packs quite a punch in a pinch. What would you eat if you were Kirby? We would munch on chicken wings and see if we sprouted wings -- you know, for flying -- or we would eat a computer and see if we became an android. ...Now that we have thought of it, don't tell Kirby about that idea. Kirby would simply be too powerful.Design & DetailsWhat's that? You would eat yourself if you were Kirby? OK, now you're just being egotistical... Might be a good bit at the next costume party, though! As a matter of fact, check out this Adult Kirby Inflatable Costume we just stocked. With the right details prepped, you could tell a pretty cool story about being eaten by Kirby at the next costume party. Snag some muted pants and shoes to let the rest of the costume really pop and you'll be set. A few words of advice, though. One: don't try eating a computer, especially if you are a guest at someone else's costume party. Two: don't try eating other people, because this costume is meant for only one human at a time. Three: erm, maybe size up the door frames before you plan your route to the snack table, lest you embarrass yourself trying to squeeze into a space that's not so Kirby friendly.


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Adult's Sunny Scuba Diver Costume

Adult's Sunny Scuba Diver Costume

1213240176

$49.99

Dive Right InSo, we've heard through the grapevine that this will be your first-ever Halloween party. We have a million questions, namely: HOW is that possible? But all those questions aside, we're here to help you find the perfect look for your Halloween debut.We assume you'll want something eye-catching, something unique. Something adventurous and sophisticated. And since scuba is one of your favorite hobbies, this Adult Sunny Scuba Diver Costume totally fits the bill!Looks like it's time to zip it up and dive into Halloween revelry, head first! This look is the perfect metaphor for your experience, and it's also just a really, really cool costume. Product DetailsThis costume is one part party, one part adventure, and exclusively made by us for the utmost attention to detail and craftsmanship. The red jumpsuit has a front zipper that makes it easy to suit up, and the yellow matching hood will keep your head warm in chilly October weather.The clear goggles look authentic and secure with an elastic band, and the flippers may take some getting used to but are totally fun. You even get an air tank backpack, because you never know when the time will come in to jump in and swim with some sharks!Conversation StarterOne of the best parts of this look is that you can use it as an opportunity to chat up fellow partygoers with thrilling tales of your best-ever dives, the Great Barrier Reef, the Great Blue Hole, Darwin Island...wow, you look and sound super-cool in this outfit!


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Red Clown Wig

Red Clown Wig

1213236166

$9.99

Clowns are not around to scare the crap out of people, but sometimes they do. They really just want to make you giggle and have fun. But, let's face it clown phobia is a real thing. People lock their doors, and pull the covers over their heads to avoid the cheerful entertainers. Let's calm down and join our fellow humans, if clowns are humans, and make some cute balloon animals. Then, we can learn how to dance the jig in shoes that are over-sized. You can bring out your inner joyous clown in the Red Clown Wig. Don't worry, no clowns were harmed in the making of this beautiful red afro, the wig contains 100 percent synthetic hair. The mesh net lining allows the wearer extra comfort while they ride unicycles, and clown around.


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Cheech Costume

Cheech Costume

1230266676

$29.99

We don’t want to advocate any one kind of “relaxing” activity over another. In fact, we think the best kinds of activities are the legal ones, as determined by your local, state, or federal government. But, if you are a fan of one specific form of relaxation over another, and you love a certain set of movies that originated from the comedy classic Up In Smoke, then we may just have the costume for you.That’s right, it’s Cheech Marin! Exactly one half of the great comedy duo, Cheech and Chong. In this Cheech Costume, you’ll be perfectly (and legally) mellowed out, ready to take on a sometimes difficult world with the cool grooviness of a laid back dude. You may even want to grab your best friend, slap a Chong outfit on him, and hit the road -- soberly, of course -- bringing laughter and positive vibes to every place you go. Either way, you shouldn’t have a hard time chilling in this loose fit yellow half-tank, red cap, and included suspenders. The two piece mustache and wig really completes the look, as no respectable person could claim to resemble Cheech without the facial hair.Regardless of how you like to pass the time with your best friend, we think this costume is the a mellow way to reflect your chill vibes, man. Just don’t forget to make everyone laugh. Laughter is legal everywhere.


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