Magic Can HappenYour child may be the new kid at school, but their social capital is about to blow up! When they step into the school costume parade dressed in this Kid's Inflatable Blue Unicorn Costume, everyone will want to know who this new student is, what mystical land they came from, and everything about them. You have always known your little one is pure magic, and now everyone else can see it, too! Before you know it, your child will be asking you to drive them to play dates, birthday parties, and unicorn-themed sleepovers. Isn't it fun to watch them fit into their new school and neighborhood so seamlessly? And all because of this awesome unicorn costume that shows that they take fun, Halloween, and unicorns, very seriously. All the important things in life!Product DetailsThere are unicorn costumes, and then there are UNICORN costumes. And this, friends, is the latter. It's the pure essence of unicorn-ness, in one costume. It brings the magic of the unicorn world to life right before your child's eyes. This unicorn is blue with pink accents on its hooves, a rainbow mane, a golden horn, and well, an overwhelming sense of unicornity. Is that a word? It should be! It's no wonder everyone in school wants to befriend your bold little foal—who doesn't want to be on good terms with a beautiful unicorn?Get on the HornGo ahead and tell everyone you know about how awesome this inflatable kid's costume is. The more unicorns in the world, the better. That's our motto, at least!
Endless Design PossibilitiesDo you ever have trouble finding exactly what you want while shopping? Does nothing match your style the way you want it to? In a mass market, it can be tough to find the unique items that you want. When it comes to baseball caps, look no further! This is your hat. The Bricky Blocks Black Snapback Hat is completely customizable. It just needs a few bricks and as much imagination as you want to throw at it. So grab your favorite building blocks, and start dreaming up some sweet designs!Product DetailsThis black hat seems pretty plain, with just some black dots on the front and brim. But that's because it doesn't have any blocks yet! The plastic panels will work with any mainstream building block pieces, or you can purchase Bricky Block's own collection on our website! With over a dozen colors in stock, you'll be sure to find the ones you're looking for. Is black not your color? Don't worry! We also offer blue, red, and white versions of this cap. So what will it be? A geometric pattern? Flowers? Maybe a symbol from your favorite game or movie? The choice is yours!
This Costume Is BananasYour little monkeys climb over, around, and under everything 364 days a year. Let them be a real monkey on Halloween, but slow them down a bit with this Inflatable Child Monkey Costume. They may even want to slow down to let people admire what they're wearing!Product DetailsThis costume looks like a lot, but it's one piece and doesn't have any small accessories to misplace or lose. A battery pack takes four AA batteries (not included) and airs up this costume in a flash. Just have your kiddo step in. Elastic around the ankles and wrists ensure they won't be floating around inside. Adjust their face inside the face hole. Then hit the on switch and your work is done. The monkey's face is screen printed on, giving it a surprising expression--with your kid's own face as the mouth! There's plenty of room underneath to bundle up, without ruining the overall effect. You'll feel like you've won Halloween when you hear all the "oohs" and "aaahs" (or are they "ooh ooh ahh ahhs"?) this costume will get.Inflate FunSome costumes require extra pieces, tiny accessories, or elaborate makeup. Others are ruined when winter boots, jackets, and hats are required thanks to the weather. Worry about none of that when you choose this Inflatable Child Monkey Costume! All you need is four AA batteries (not included). Hit the "on" switch, and your Halloween night is ready to start. However, we take no responsibility for a Halloween haul of just bananas.
This Way To the Crystal CastleHave you heard? Trolls are tromping out of their shadowlands and wreaking havoc in lollipop valley. What we need is a royal meeting of Princess Sparkle and King Grumpenstuph to make peace in the kingdom again. How can the princess get to the Crystal Castle for an emergency meeting as fast as possible? Well, she'll call on her trusty stead, of course! The loyal unicorn will take her across the Misty Marshes, over the Ruby Mountains, and through the Witches Forest without a scratch. Fast as the wind, the princess and her unicorn will be at the Crystal Castle and ready to meet with the Troll king at first light tomorrow morning!Costume DetailsIs your little princess ready for a wild, unicorn adventure? This inflatable unicorn is sure to transport her to a land of make-believe for your next costumed event. The costume is surprisingly easy to slip on. Your child's legs go into the back legs of the unicorn, letting her navigate wherever she wants to go. Fake princess legs are inflated on the top, making it look like your child in the saddle. The fan keeping the costume inflated runs on four AA batteries that are stored in a pocket one of the legs of the costume. Be sure and use the pocket provided to prevent the batteries from overheating. Adjust the direction of the fan and secure the drawstrings before heading out to ensure you get your best inflatable experience! Topped off with a conical princess hat, this will be a fairytale costume your kiddo will never forget!Once Upon a TimeIf make-believe comes easily to your kiddo, now you can be a part of her magical adventures! You'll love watching your child gallop around with this shiny unicorn. Perfect for princess parties and trick-or-treating, you can be sure your next costumed event will live happily ever after in your family lore!
L8R! School's out, work's over, and it's time for some fun! You're all ready to go out with your friends to catch a movie, grab pizza at the mall food court, and chill for the whole weekend. You've got your spiked hair, cargo pants, and beach bro flip flops on if you're a dude. If you're a gal, you've got your distressed flare jeans, popcorn top, and crimped hair under a newsboy cap. You're ready to go - oh wait! Can't forget the ultra-cool flip phone! Are you cutting-edge or what? Product DetailsRelive the glory of the one-finger texting era with this hilarious Retro Flip Phone Adult Costume! The exclusive outfit is unisex and consists of a long, dark gray pullover tunic. The top is shaped like an old-school flip phone and is printed with graphics, including all of the number, letter, and symbol keys, a green "Call" button and a red "End Call" button, and a silver "speaker." A flap at the bottom resembles a flip case, and a foam antenna is attached to the back. C U 2NITE? Technology is so incredible! Your phone is the coolest one around, and get this - it even comes in different colors. *Mind blown.* There's absolutely no way that any phone more awesome than this one will ever exist. It's definitely impossible that by later in the 21st Century, there will be about forty-five and a half new styles of phones that can even let you access the internet. Even if there were, they won't be nearly as great because they won't have flip tops.
Clowns can come in all shapes, sizes, and personalities. It can go all the way from the scariest killer clown you've ever seen this side of a birthday party to a super sad clown with makeup that makes him look like he's constantly crying all the way to the happiest clown on the planet ready for a great time. We think that getting the right personality can come down to even the finest detail of the entire outfit. Add a little more of a friendly nature to your silly clown costume with this Pink Afro Clown Wig. No murder vibes seem to come from this hair color (and we have some pretty serious technology to test that) and very little sadness from it as well. In fact, this wig resembling some delicious cotton candy has proven to improve the moods of people around it just by being in their presence. Add it to perfect your Halloween outfit or for entertaining some children at a birthday party.
Sometimes life gives you lemons. And some people seem to think that happiness is a big old pile of money, so they’ll tell you that times like these are perfect for opening a chain of lemonade stands. But at your age, it can be really tough to get a corporate empire off the ground—let alone file the appropriate paperwork. Don’t worry, though: you could always turn the tables just by dressing in a terrifying Child’s Sinister Jester Costume like this!You hear that, everybody? The joke’s on you! Nobody gets to tell us what to do with an unforeseen surplus of citrus! Now you’re going to have to put up with our corniest, most groan-inducing jokes until we’re sure you've had your daily dose of Vitamin C. And in case it’s been a while since you reviewed the latest dietary guidelines, you need a lot of it! So we could be here a while. Especially since knock-knock jokes aren’t exactly packed with nutrition! Mua-ha-ha!Wow, maybe we should look into a couple of these costumes for ourselves. Who knew that wearing a black-and-red jester suit with a nefarious skull mask could be so cathartic? And who knew that we had all that rage underneath our characteristic playfulness and optimism? Not us! But we’ll sort that out later: right now, we’ve got to make sure you get one of these awesome outfits. They look great, and they’ll really put you in touch with your inner chaotic prankster!
Protect and SwerveIf you're a jester (and we're guessing you are since you've landed here), then you know that all that hilarity and physical comedy comes with a price—a lot of bumps and bruises! Juggling pins fall on your head and, well, things can get a little clumsy sometimes. That's why it's important to invest in the right jester hat—one that will keep you looking the part but also protected from all those classic jester injuries that come with the job. This Wacky Rainbow Plush Jester Hat does just that. It gives your jester look a lift from its fun color pattern, but the plush material will also enable you to take a few bonks without a bruise—and we have to say, the look on your face when you drop something on your head is pretty laugh-worthy! Just note: this hat is not fireproof. So if you choose to juggle anything on fire, we can't help ya there!Product DetailsThis hat is a classic...with a twist! It's the shape of an iconic court jester's cap, with the umbrella-like arms hanging overhead. But, this piece is also a total original—with its bold rainbow stripes and fluffy-plush construction—just like you!
Jesters are fun, right?! They're like if someone took a clown, an acrobat, and a stand up comedian, and squished them together into a one-man party starter. What if a little “evil” got mixed in there, too? We don't want to think about how spooky that would be, but your kid can dress up in this Evil Jester Costume and spread some scares instead of laughs!Being an evil jester takes more than just a freaky outfit and mask. It takes a mischievous attitude, and a real sense of what gives people the heebie jeebies. Your little scare-er can't expect to have everyone's hair standing on end on their first day. Like anything worth doing right, it's going to take practice. But, evil jesters are more than just scary, otherwise they would just be regular old monsters. They also have to be kinda funny, like they creep people out while making them laugh nervously as they back away. That's the really tough part of being a scary trickster. We can't think of a good example of this (like we said before, we don't like thinking about how spooky they are) but once your kid is dressed up in this costume, we bet they'll figure out the perfect balance between silly and scary in no time.This costume is sure to add the right vibe to your little one's creepy court jester routine. The black and red colors on the outfit seem innocent enough, but one look at the devilish skull mask will make everyone nervous about their next trick. Will they do a juggling act, or tell a joke, or something much more sinister? Whatever it is, it'll be a scream!
Don't Wanna Grow UpWere you excited to grow up as a kid? Adults were allowed to do so many different things. They bought ice cream whenever they wanted. They got to stay up late, use forbidden words, and drive cars. We were bribed into adulthood by all these little details and it wasn't until we were deep into living that nine to five lifestyle that we realized we made a big mistake. Gone are the days we get to take midday naps. Gone are little bowls of applesauce, the cups that won't spill when you turn them over, and the people who lean over and coo as they ask you what your favorite color is. Life as an adult is tough but there's no going back. . . or is there?Product DetailsYou're sure to stay cozy in these cute pink pajamas. The design is warm and simple with oversized sleeves and legs with footies that fit over your shoes of choice. You can slip these on easily with the zipper right up the front. You can even layer clothing underneath to keep warm in cold weather. Pair this pajama suit with any of our accessories from bottles to a lollipop to make your look complete. Going GagaWhether you're heading out to a costume party, celebrating a new baby at a baby shower, or you're simply planning to hang at your crib and watch cartoons, you're sure to enjoy wearing this ensemble. In a dusty pale pink, you'll feel like you've gone back to your childhood. No one is going to judge you for eating Mac and Cheese and popsicles for dinner. You've gained the right to rave about cartoons and to cuddle teddy bears. While growing up might have been a big mistake, we're pretty sure returning to childhood a second time is going to be a lot more fun. Hey, this time you can buy your own ice cream!
It's in the Money BagToddlers are a lot of things — emotional, irrational, and cute as can be. They are also picky, demanding, hilarious, sweet, fascinating, and...expensive. And no matter how much you keep insisting that your tots get a job, they seem uninterested in contributing to the family income. Well, we can't really blame them...yet.But, you can lift your spirits by dressing them in this Toddler Money Bag Costume this Halloween. It's adorable all on its own or it makes a perfect accompaniment to a robber costume for a sibling. And who knows, maybe it'll inspire your children to actually care about the value of money. Er, on second thought, best let them enjoy the carefree days of their youth while they can. Design & DetailsIn order to do this costume justice, our in-house designers pulled off a real bank heist of their own, just so they would know what a bag stuffed full of bills would really look like! Ok, so no, not really. But they had fun pretending. Instead, they spent time crafting this costume's pullover velour tunic that's shaped like a full money bag. It has a big black dollar sign emblazoned on the front, just like in an old-timey bank heist movie! The top is decorated with $50 and $100 bills printed on felt, as is the cap.A True Crowd PleaserLet's be honest, this costume is bound to be a hit. After all, who doesn't want to see a big bag of money approaching their door? Your neighbors will all get a kick out of this cute and clever costume.
A.P. ClassWelcome to your first A.P. class. What's that? No, you've got it wrong. This is not an advanced placement class, this is a class for accident-prone students. We can see how that would be confusing but what can we say, the teacher of this class is also mistake-prone. For our first class, we're going to focus on risk mitigation when it comes to trips and falls. The most important thing for you to remember is if you're balancing on something or trying something new, make sure you find a safe placement. Rollerblading near water or standing on one leg near a campfire are both dangerous. However, balancing on a short wall in the middle of a grassy lawn might be worth the risk. Looks like that's the bell. Next week we're covering knocking items over so be sure to read the chapter on liquids that stain! Product DetailsThis pair of glasses will make the heart of anyone who's nearsighted skip a beat. The black glasses have lenses printed with a shattered design. A great accessory for nerd costumes and accident victims, you're sure to have a lot of fun slipping on these surprisingly stable broken glasses!
Peak Humor People can talk all they like about comedy sketches, stand-up routines, and satire essays. Snore. Actually, those are fine, but the truth is that they can't compare to the classics. And by "classics," we mean an oversized plastic nose that honks when you squeeze it. That's real comedy. Product DetailsClown around all you want in this exclusive Honking Clown Nose Accessory! The large red rubber nose comes to a rounded tip and secures around your head with an elastic band. Squeeze the end of the nose to hear it give a loud honk! The unisex style fits most sizes. Silly CircusThere's no doubt that you're the good type of clown if you've got a fun nose like this one! An evil clown could probably wear one, but his scare factor would go down by a lot once people heard that goofy squeaking sound. He'd get much more laughter than screams!
Flower PowerEveryone agrees, from the birds to the bees: flowers are great. All around, just great to have around. They’re beautiful. They’re unique. They’re simple (until you really think about it. They smell great. They help the bees keep working to pollinate our fruits and veggies, sustaining us needy humans. Yep, flowers are equal parts beautiful and talented. If you want to exude the same sort of happy vibes, you should consider a fun, unique flower pot costume! You’ll practically radiate happiness with whichever flower you choose to plant in your pot!Design & DetailsSo which will it be? Lilies? Sunflowers? The sky’s the limit in this cool Plus Size Flower Pot Costume. Using fabric suspenders to tie the foam flower pot to you at the shoulders, you can use any headpiece that fits your mood or the occasion! The best part about it is that the whole thing is part of our Made By Us collection, so you can rest assured it was crafted with love and care by our in-house design team. You can worry less about quality and more about tending to your flower’s needs!Sunshine StyleSo are you ready to assume your cool new flower persona? Make sure you wake up early to take in the morning sun, soak up all the freshwater you can get, and bury your feet in some dirt. It will be a little...weird at first. But it’s all about getting into character. And when you’re ready with your favorite petals, you can deck out your ensemble with accessories like green legging and cheery makeup.l Don’t want to wear your leafy look by your lonesome. Along with all those accessories, there are a bunch of plant costumes. You could even rock the same pot with different decorations! Two flower buddies, sitting in a garden, photosynthesizing all cool.
Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. Confetti flying all around the on-lookers, the amazingly talented performers somehow still able to move in the chilly November air. Ferris singing Twist and Shout, getting the whole city (except Cameron) to get up and sing and dance with him. The local 4th of July Parade that the whole town comes out for. Kids dressed in red, white, and blue. Candy thrown to the curbside, quickly grabbed up by little hands.We all love parades. The combination of loud boisterous performers and paper mache floats of all shapes and sizes (not quite the quality of the Macy's parade, but so much better because you helped make them). Kids going crazy on sugar highs. That special kind of hometown pride. And the marching bands! (We love the marching bands the most!) Those kids that get you up and clapping along to the beat of the drum and humming along with hits like Ozzy's Crazy Train and The Beatles Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds. Now just imagine a Rock and Roll King Mascot riding by! Everybody will want to get up and dance with him. Who knows maybe he'll come to life and start singing Twist and Shout! (We'll try not to be too stiff like Cameron!)
Safety First Want to dress as a grandma or grandpa for Halloween? That's a fantastically creative idea! But it will require a certain level of showmanship and commitment. Makeup is a good idea for getting the venerable wrinkles that come with age's wisdom. Walking with a shuffle and using a support is also a solid decision. Product DetailsEmbrace your innner old soul when you use your exclusive Inflatable Costume Walker Accessory! Made of durable PVC vinyl, the silver accessory inflates to resemble a metallic walker. It stands approximately forty inches high and probably shouldn't support your entire weight, but it will look very realistic anyway. Respect Your Elders Using this walker may not give you a senior discount, but hopefully it will make everyone treat you with respect. If nothing else, they'll be admiring of your incredible costume. Don't forget to call everyone "whippersnapper" and remind them that it was so much better in the old days.
Three, Two, One, Blast Off!Life holds endless situations that would be SO much easier if they came with a rapid means of getaway. Remember last Christmas when your great-aunt Mabel Louise sat you down and asked you why you weren't married yet and if she could set you up with a darling girl she knows who pet-sits for her sister? "I'm pretty sure she has 17 cats, but she seems just lovely." Or maybe that morning when you showed up to class with the Irish flu and your professor called on you to answer a question about the assigned reading that you definitely did not read? Or what about the day your boss showed up at your desk five minutes before quittin' time and wanted to tell you, in detail, about his last golf game? All we're saying is that each of those situations would have been so much better if you could have launched yourself into space at the first sign of trouble. Product DetailsFly high on Halloween thanks to this exclusive Inflatable Adult Rocket Ship Costume! The silver and red rocket-shaped bodysuit slips on over your street clothes and has an attached fan to inflate it to size. It features arm and leg holes, and a "viewing port" covered in clear material so that you can see where you're flying. Choose Your Space MissionThe best part about dressing as a rocket is being able to go where you like, whenever you like. If you're not feeling like continuing small talk, initiate fuel thrusters! If you see an attractive person across the room whom you just HAVE to talk to, blast off in their direction! The sky is the limit for you.
Clever GirlSick of costumes that require pounds of greasy makeup, hot, sweaty layers of fabric, or are impossible to remove without help? Or maybe you're trying to avoid direct contact with people, especially these days. Short people, rejoice--finally, a costume that will make you seem tall! This inflatable, fan-powered red dinosaur costume has everything even the most particular costume-seeker needs. Plus, who doesn't love dinosaurs!?Product DetailsThis inflatable costume runs on a battery-operated fan (4 AAs, not included, so don't forget to grab a pack!) The dinosaur's body is actually a bodysuit that is easily zipped up or down with a pull tab on the inside. No dino wrangler needed to get in our out. Elastic bands at the ankles make walking around a cinch. Your feet, hands, and head are fully enclosed inside the costume, keeping you safe from germs, melted candy, or other risky Halloween hazards. A clear vinyl panel in the dino's mouth gives clear access to everything happening around you. But you won't need to look around much. Everyone else will be too busy getting out of your way as you (now a 7-foot-tall prehistoric predator) dominate the party. Watch out--there's a tail, too!Trick-or-T-RexThe t-rex was the king of the dinosaurs. This huge inflatable costume will make you the king of Halloween. It's big, bright, and airy, and who doesn't love dressing up as their favorite dino? The only challenge you'll have now is how to hold all your candy with your little t-rex arms.
So BlueSo, you're aspiring to be a clown are you? Well, do you have the outfit? Check. The shoes? Check. The extreme makeup? Check. A high-octane, outlandishly-energetic, tad-overzealous persona? Check. Well if you have all those things, then it sounds like your clown is nearly complete. Nearly. And what, you ask, is that final missing piece that will perfect your clownish self? Some clown hair, of course. There's no way anyone will take your clown outfit seriously if you don't have some fantastically bright and wacky hair. We know that's quite the tall order, and, as most of us aren't ready to commit to a head of rainbow-colored hair full-time, the next best thing is a colorful wig. Behold! Our Blue Jumbo Afro Clown Wig. This baby is 100% synthetic hair on a mesh cap with elastic edge, to make your hair transformation oh-so-easy. This wig is already curled and fluffed to epic proportions in a fantastic cotton-candy blue (so don't use any styling tools). With this wig, you'll finally be able to realize your ideal clown. Whether it's a happy one, a sad one, a terrifying one, or even a cute one, your dome will be donned with the best in blue.
The Element of FireKai’s brooding heart is like the burning heat of the furnace itself. As he grew up working in his father’s smithy, Kai became very attuned to the heat and the feel of fire. He and his sister both worked hard, but it was Kai who was eventually admitted to the Ninja, and it was Kai who became the Fire Maker. Throughout his many adventures with the Ninja, Kai never lost his affinity for the most dangerous element. The smoky heat, the wafting flames, and the burning embers all call to his spirit and urge him on to great acts of heroism.Master Wu had once used the elements in unison and created several artifacts from them. The sword of fire was one of them and, as such, it was integral to the history of creation and spinjitzu in the world. Kai claimed the legendary sword of fire and protected it from Lord Garmadon. Eventually, aided by Master Wu, he and the other Ninja combined all their abilities and their legendary swords to fight the Serpentine.Product DetailsThis Child’s Lego Ninjago Kai Legacy Deluxe Costume is sure to make everyone think that the fire maker himself is really present. The costume is made from 100 percent polyester and polyurethane foam. The molded mask is held securely with an elastic strap around the back of the head. The gold foil dragon and other printed embellishments are very much like the ones that adorn Kai’s own clothing. The costume also comes with two black gloves that are made to resemble Lego hands. Perfect for one of the Ninja!Sword of FireEventually the sword was used by Lord Garmadon to kill the Great devourer, but it was made into the Great Weapon in the process and no longer existed in the sword form. Kai would later go on to use his mastery of fire to reforge the sword. Only after using its Tornado of Creation power would it finally be rendered fully useless and fall from the annals of history forever.
When it comes to Jester Skull Canes, there are two schools of thought. The more traditional school is serious about jester skulls, writing them into plays, for instance, so that the main character can make contemplative speeches about life and death. But more modern attitudes toward jester skulls are a little less reverent. That's why this particular Jester Skull Cane gets to be so much more fun!Ashes to ashes, and to everything there is a season, and so on. But wouldn't a normal skull cane be enough to make most people to slow down and ponder life's mysteries? Why would you need to add a diabolical jester's cap and hypnotic black-and-white striping for that? You wouldn't! So this isn't your grandparents' Jester Skull Cane. It's a sinister baton made for a wicked-looking agent of chaos and lover of mayhem, or the unrepentant ringmaster of a high-octane thrill circus!
Scary SheekCarnivals are fantastic. The delicious fried foods and head-spinning rides are well worth the price of admission. We all remember going to the carnival as kids. It was a blast stuffing your face with funnel cakes until you got queasy, then riding the Gravatron and actually throwing up. After a bit of rest and water, you were back at it again.Oh, and how can we forget the clowns? Half of them were kind of scary, but the non-scary half was pretty cool—especially when they were making elaborate blow-up animals. If you have a young one who is a fan of carnivals and is looking to clown around this year, check out this Carnival Cutie Girl's Costume for their next Halloween costume.Product DetailsThis costume dress has matching accessories and a red and sky blue color scheme. The blue wig looks excellent with the blue accents on the skirt, while the fingerless gloves are a great touch for the kid's costume. Once your kid learns balloon animals, they'll be set. If your child wants to have that perfect cute clown look with a bit of a creepy edge, make sure they check out this Carnival Cutie Girl's Costume.
They say that with age comes wisdom. But we say, why not speed that process up a bit?If you want to add to your aging appearance and step into your sage and golden years, this Old Man Deluxe Mask will add wrinkles to your face without adding years to your life. Finally, you can get the respect you deserve! Everyone will be falling over themselves to offer to help you out and will be asking you about how it was back in the day when things were so much better. You can add it to a Halloween costume that asks for a more “weathered” appearance, or you may even choose to wear this mask without your costume this year; wisdom beyond your years, after all, is worth its weight in gold.
The whole point of having a jester around is to make everyone laugh, right? Well, technically their job is to keep everyone entertained, which doesn't mean cracking-wise all the time. If you're wondering what people really find entertaining, this Evil Jester Costume will help you get into the properly mischievous spirit. When you're thinking like a creepy jester, you'll be surprised of all the ways you can think of to keep people entertained, without necessarily making them chuckle. For instance, you can hide their car keys, which is always a fun time. Or, maybe put fake cockroaches in their sandwich (or real ones if they are in dire need of entertaining), or switching out their favorite beverage for something terrible tasting. What a riot! And there's always our favorite, the classic "make mysterious bloody-looking foot prints around someone's house" trick. Oh boy, if their boredom hasn't been relieved after that, then they must not want to be entertained! Of course, you can't just go around doing these things in your everyday clothes, or else everyone would be missing out on the best part of the joke. Let the jagged lines, and the alternating black and red colors of this evil jester costume do some of the creepy work for you. Speaking of creepy, the little plastic skulls dangling from the collar and from the top of the curled hood add an unsettling effect to your look, which also match the sinister grin on the spooky vinyl skull mask. Even if nobody is laughing out loud when you go out in this diabolically festive costume, we're sure you'll still get everyone's blood pumping!
Picking the right pants is an important decision, maybe even the most important one you make before you head out every day. The color of pants you choose is going to decide if your shoes, belt, socks, jacket, and everything else go together, or if it's all just a jumbled mess! Sorry to sound so dramatic, we're just having flashbacks to the time we wore black socks with khaki slacks, and we were the laughing stock of the regatta... One safe bet is to slap on these Plus Size Black Pants! Black formal clothes all go together with other black clothes, no questions asked. So, go ahead and wear these comfy black pants with your black socks, shoes, belt, and jacket, and you'll look great. The worst case scenario is that you'll look like a Maitre D, or a mysterious, sharply-dressed, country singer, but in the world of fashion, it could be much worse!
EVERYONE, SAY HELLO TO STANLEY!Hello everyone, please allow us to introduce you to our good friend, Mr. Stanley Stickman. He's new to the area so we've decided to take him out and show him around so he'll meet some new friends in town. Here is a brief summary of Stanley, written in his own words:Howdy guys, My name is Stanley, but please call me Stan for short. I earned the nickname "The Stickmanator" from fiercely competing in stickball tournaments my whole life, so if you feel comfortable, you can refer to me as such. In my free time, I enjoy going on long walks in nature, exploring new and unusual foods, and going to EDM concerts and festivals because my special talent is glowing in the dark. Yup, not trying to brag or anything but it's true, I light up. Also, I really feel in my element when my suit's aglow and these days, I try to glow as much as possible. Not to mention, my dance moves are on fi-yah and my glowing bod guarantees I'm always the life of the party! Yup, life for Stan Stickman is pretty good.PRODUCT DETAILS The adult stick man costume, which consists of a hooded jumpsuit with a full-back zipper, capable of turning you into a spitting image of "The Stickmanator." Small LED lights are anchored behind strips of felt while a battery pack is tied at the waist. (2 AA batteries NOT included.) STICK TOGETHER!Well, what do ya say, are you and Stan going to start to hang out? He does seem like a pretty righteous dude. If you decide to mingle with Mr. Stickman then you may want to check out this light-up costume. Pretty soon you'll both be at electronica shows neck-bobbing and fist-pumping. It will be a luminous vision of friendship at its finest!
Big Top, Big StyleThe Big Top is no place for nuance. The circus is all about going all out! Go ahead and try out your circus persona at home. Put on some big band music, pop some popcorn, and stand on your ottoman to announce the amazing big cat act! Sure, it's just your cat playing with a hairband but in show business, it's all about presentation. Or what about announcing the strongman act? The best way to get your boyfriend to bring in the groceries that we've ever heard of! Yes, the wonders of the circus can be brought right into your living room. All you really need is that big top style!Details & DesignThis Made By Us sparkling ensemble will bring you straight to center stage. Designed by our in house creative team, this classic look is made with quality and a flattering fit in mind. The sequined tailcoat is fully lined and has a wide striped collar and cuffs trimmed in gold brocade. It secures with elastic over two gold buttons. A black and white mini dress is layered underneath with gold chains down the front for extra showmanship! The dress zips up the back and has clear straps so you can move without any mishaps. The whole ensemble is finished off with a dashing top hat that's perfect for tipping as your audience gives you a standing ovation!Tips From the Peanut GalleryWe're sure you have a vision for your costume, but if you need any tips, we're here for you! You can top off this look with a whip prop as pictured or a scepter. Fishnet tights from our costume apparel section will also serve to complete your look. Thinking of a couple's costume? This costume pairs perfectly with our Made By Us Strongman costume. Check out the rest of our Circus Costumes to make your show complete!
Rollin' in ItYou know what they say about karma - no, not the cussing part. The part about how the energy you put out into the world comes back to you. Act unkind, and you'll see more unkindness than goodness in the people around you. On the other hand, if you strive to be generous, other people will be likely to treat you with the same consideration. Why not extend that idea to your piggybank? So what if you've eaten ramen five meals in a row? First, ramen is delicious. Second, all you need to do is send out some rich vibes and maybe you'll be swapping ramen for ratatouille! Or, you know. Whatever wealthyish food sounds good to you. Product DetailsPop tags and make it rain with this exclusive Gold Dollar Sign Costume Purse! The gold handbag is perfect for stuffing with $100 dollar bills - or your ID and some extra lipstick. A zippered closure on the top keeps your valuables safe. Filthy RichMake everyone think that you have more bling than you know what to do with! Go out on the town this Halloween in style, and then invite your friends over for ramen afterward.
Hey, is there any broccoli stuck in my braces? You might be asking yourself, "why wear fake braces?" Back in the 80's it might not have been cool to have a nerdy look, but these days, geek is the new chic so why not embrace it? These fake teeth with attached braces will definitely fool all. Just throw on a pair of thick glasses, a bow tie, and a tiny pocket calculator to add some nerdy style to your ensemble.You don't have to worry about these fake teeth falling out and blowing your cover, because your teeth will come with a set of instructions and mouth adhesive. You may have a slight lisp while these bad boys are in, but hey, that will only up your geek factor so...you're welcome! The perfect accessory to add to any geek inspired costume or just throw them in whenever just to get a few laughs from your friends.
Growing Like a Weed?We've always heard that when a tyke shoots up faster than seems humanly possible that they've taken after weeds. Now, we have all seen some dandelions that seem to be a little bit monstrous. Maybe you've ignored the garden or side yard long enough that it has been overtaken by a few sprouts of ragweed. But that's nothing compared to a kiddo who seems to have something to prove to the sky. Maybe you've seen something similar in your own tyke. Perhaps that measurement on the wall where you've been ticking off their annual growth seems to be leaping by extraordinary bounds. A bit of a crazy appetite? Maybe they even want to eat some very strange things. Well, if any of this rings a bell, you might be shocked to learn that your tyke might have something in common with the Dionaea muscipula, better known as the Venus Flytrap! Design & DetailsThe first step in finding out if you've got a carnivorous plant on your hands is by dressing them up in this Hungry Venus Fly Trap costume. This Made by Us design is a green and foam-backed jersey that really comes to life when your tyke wears the velour hood. It has a hook and loop fastener at the back and its design makes your kiddo look like they've got some seriously toothy petals! Toss on the included flower pot with and keep them in place with shoulder straps to really bring your little plantling to life. So long as they don't get a craving for little insects, you'll just have a cute kiddo and can ease your concerns! A Voracious AppetiteUpon further checking, we've discovered that normal Venus Flytraps don't actually grow nearly as tall as a tyke. But, that doesn't mean that your kiddo can't play out their desire for snacks in an adorable fashion with this Hungry Venus Fly Trap costume. (Just make sure you've got those treats on hand!)
Get All Balled UpWhen the coaches told you to be the ball, we don't think this is quite what they had in mind. However, it is certainly a way to get your head in the game. In fact, you might just get your whole body in the game when you go out wearing this exclusive Adult Inflatable Soccer Ball Costume. Whether you're cheering for your favorite soccer team or looking for a fun costume to wear for Halloween, this costume will be perfect for you. Start all the chants in the stadium. After all, what soccer fan isn't going to listen to a giant, talking soccer ball? If your friend group is going out as their favorite soccer players for Halloween, everyone will just think that they're a bunch of fanboys without you in the mix, dressed as the most important part of the game!Blowing Up The DetailsKick off your Halloween festivities the right way with this fun and unique costume from our Made By Us collection. It has been fashioned with windbreaker fabric. The zipper is located on the backside and it is topped with a hook and loop fastener tab. Elastic is located at the neck, arm, and leg openings for a snug and secure fit.The fan is installed on the lower center of the backside of this costume. The battery pack fits into the pouch at the bottom of the zipper. You can also choose to clip it onto the clothing you wear beneath this costume. Plug the fan into the USB port on the battery pack and easily inflate your costume to a plump 40-inch diameter!
Halloween Candy ExplosionWhen we first heard the term sweet mayhem, we could only think of one thing. Halloween Candy Explosion! Being huge fans of Halloween, we liked the idea. It offered us plenty of ideas on how to make sorting the loads of trick-or-treating candy that made it home more exciting. Instead of gently pouring it all on the ground, groups of kids could toss it—like confetti! Then it would be a mad dash to grab all their favorites before anyone else nabbed it. There were plans to add a timer to increase the intensity. We considered adding a blindfold into the mix but decided that would just make finding all the right candy too difficult. It was all shaping up quite nicely.Then, someone showed us Sweet Mayhem. At first, we were a little disappointed. But after doing the research, we returned to our epic Halloween Candy Explosion idea. Knowing that Sweet Mayhem would definitely be up for the wild fun, so long as it means bringing people together!Product DetailsGet your child ready to create their own Halloween fun with this Lego Movie 2 Girls Sweet Mayhem Deluxe Costume! Styled after the Lego Movie 2 mini-doll, this 4-piece costume will transform your child into the Systar System’s greatest warrior. The caped dress and pig-tail headband give this playful ensemble a fashionable and futuristic look while the included leggings make the costume practical for your child’s trick-or-treating adventures!Sweet SweetsOkay, maybe Halloween Candy Explosion, isn’t the best idea for kids. But, creating their own sweet mayhem on Halloween is a sure thing. Especially with this officially licensed Sweet Mayhem costume! Whether they simply relive the excitement of Lego Movie 2 at playtime or share their candy with their friends in an inventive new way, your child will be ready for whatever fun comes their way!
Story of a ColorRed is a perfectly apple hanging from the tip of a tree branch, or being offered by a witch with a wicked smile. Red is a stream of molten lava oozing slowly down the side of a rumbling volcano. Red is a ruby being worn by a princess, the banner of a charging knight, the fire blasting from a dragon's roaring mouth. It's also the slightly questionable-looking chili being served in the lunch line at your school. Red is everywhere! Product DetailsMake "seeing red" a great thing when you wear your exclusive, officially licensed Girl's Red Crayon Costume Dress! The knee-length, sleeveless dress is made light red stretch knit fabric with a wide band of deep red at the bottom of the skirt. The bodice is printed with Crayola's signature black squiggly wrapper design as well as a vertical Crayola logo. A matching crayon wrapper band is printed around the hips. The fabric-covered headband topped with an attached, foam-backed hat shaped like a crayon tip is the perfect final touch. Bright and Beautiful If red is your favorite hue, color your world with this cool costume! Maybe it will inspire you to create your best masterpieces out of only red, the way Picasso did with blue, or to draw mostly red objects for your next gallery exhibition. Someday, when you're a world-famous artist whose main medium is crayons, you can look back on the day that you dressed as a Crayola color as the day that your artistic journey began. Bravo!
Does it Feel like You're Running a Circus?Are you the one that's typically calling the shots in your friend group? When you want to meet for dinner, do you find yourself consistently choosing the restaurant? Are you planning the outings, the meetups, and making sure everyone sticks together? Or maybe you're a parent, and feel like you're working with little wild animals on the daily? If you answered yes to any of these questions, you may just be the ringleader! If you're doing that much already, you might as well go the full distance and dress the part; after all, you deserve to look dashing if you're putting in the work. You'll feel more calm and in control while you're wearing the authoritative costume. It feels good to be respected and in the lead. Product DetailsThis costume brings everything you need to look like you know how to run a circus and look good doing it. The jacket and vest combo is trimmed in a gold color that is sure to make you stand out so you can seen at all times. The hat tops things off and really seals the look as being someone with authority.Take Command, the Show must Continue Onward!Whatever circus you're running, it's important to be seen and inspired by. Take on the flashy jacket and hat and do what you do best. Keep the show running smoothly and keep your audience entertained. Be the Dashing Ringmaster you know you're meant to be!
Over the MoonYou've always been excited about space. As a kid, you wanted nothing more than to become an astronaut and walk on the moon. You built model rocket ships, memorized all the moons of Jupiter, and studied everything pertaining to outer space that you could get your hands on.Despite all your hard work, your dream of space travel never quite came to fruition. But you still haven't stopped wishing on stars while also learning everything you can. Although we can't help you get to the moon, we can help your dreams come true by bringing the moon to you!Design & DetailsWe hope you'll feel "over the moon" when you put on this quirky Moon Costume Hat for Adults. It quickly and easily transforms your head into a beautiful crescent shape. It has an opening for your face so you can even imitate the man in the moon! Add this accessory to your wardrobe for your next costume event or to complete a space-themed outfit!
A True UnicornWe hear about a LOT of kiddos around here. But we have to hand it to you, your child truly sounds too good to be true! We've heard all about your little one's altruistic efforts, their selfless acts, and their love of a tidy room. We hear your child loves to babysit their little brother (for free!), hates screen time, and helps you in the garden, sous chefs as you cook, and does the laundry. We've even heard a rumor that your little one loves going to the dentist!Before we beg you for your secret, let's just say: your child is a unicorn. Children like yours simply don't exist. But we'd like to believe in them anyway, even if they're a sort of mythical creature. Best to dress your kiddo in this Inflatable Pink Unicorn Costume, then, and let the whole world see just want a gorgeous, majestic creature you've raised!Product DetailsA child such as yours deserves the best, and in case you haven't heard, inflatable costumes are all the rage! This one comes styled as a lovely pink unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, golden horn, and cute pink stars on its face. Trust us, if your kid likes unicorns, they will definitely go ga-ga over the look of this costume. It has a built-in battery pack and fans for easy use. Your little unicorn will look the part they were born to play. Secrets, SecretsOK, so now that we have Halloween out of the way, what is your secret, after all? We are dying to know how you raised a kiddo that likes to eat all their vegetables and clean the bathroom. Or...it must be magic!
Someone Get This Man a Bamboo!Pandas are the pudgy, adorable, bumbling goofs of the bear world. They're roly-poly and sweet looking. and are absolutely cuddle-able. Get on board with the panda pudge and suit up in this Inflatable Adult Panda Costume. (Plus, nobody will expect you to get anywhere fast.) Grab a stick of bamboo, find a cozy place to snuggle up, and don't even worry about picking up a partner. Just do your own thing, at your own pace, and enjoy the easy panda life.Product DetailsInflatable costumes are magic. They look like you did a lot, but are the lowest-key costume ever. Just step in, zip up, and hit the "on" switch on the battery pack. (Oh, and don't forget 4 AA batteries--they're not included.) The fan in the battery pack do all the work! Within minutes, you're fully inflated and ready to live large. Elastic around the wrists and ankles keep everything in place (and how cute are those pink panda paws?) Convince a group of friends to go in on these together and start your own flash mob. T-rex costumes on TikTok are out. Pandas are in!Don't Be a Sad PandaEven South Park knew that pandas shouldn't be sad. And who could be sad when you show up dressed as a panda? This inflatable suit zips up the back and inflates instantly thanks to a self-contained battery pack. No need for tons of add-on accessories or costume makeup. Let the inflatable to all the talking!
A Kindly ClownThere are so many stories now about the spooky clowns that can send folks into a panic. We sometimes miss the original image! Where have the real clowns gone? We're talking about the ones that can inspire a smile and raise anyone's spirits. (And, no, not the scary ghost kind of spirits, either!)All it takes is someone with a light heart and maybe a love for pastel colors and a flower or two. The original image of the quirky and cute clown can be restored in no time. And we imagine that you already have someone in mind!Design & Details Give clowns a better name when you offer up this exclusive Pinafore Clown Costume to a kiddo! This is a Made By Us design that starts with a pink and white checkered shirt and a pair of pastel polka dot tights. Worn over top is a pinafore dress. The uncinched style, faux flowers, combination of multiple patterned panels, and the large buttons on the shoulder straps create a whimsical look that anyone is sure to love. Add a bright clown wig or pastel face paint to this outfit to complete a truly joyful time while your kid clowns around!
Running the Show He's the person everyone looks to for direction. He's the most charming, the loudest, and the best at getting everyone's attention in the blink of an eye. He's....your baby! Actually, we were going to say "the circus ringmaster!" but we realized that what we were describing applies really well to a cute little one with a loud squeal and a talent for wrapping everyone around his little finger. Sound like anyone you know? Product DetailsThis Ringmaster Costume for Infants is yet more proof that your little one was born to be in the spotlight! Your little showstopper will look amazing in the jumpsuit that's designed to look like a dress suit. A bright red "coat" with gold trim, black lapels and gold fringe is accented by a vest-shaped inset printed with a brocade pattern. The white straight point collar is decorated with a red bow. The black bottoms look like suit pants. Top it off with the top hat! The Crowd Goes WildWhat was your favorite part of the tonight's circus? Some people enjoyed the huge elephants best, some preferred the lion tamers, still others were amazed by the daring flips and tricks performed by the acrobats. For us, the best part of all was actually the ringmaster. He was just so cute! He didn't have to do anything at all except smile and babble and chew on his fingers, and it was better than all of the other acts put together. What time is the encore?
Wigging OutIt is so hard to get that classic clown look without resorting to dangerous or experimental methods. Sticking a fork in an outlet is hilarious in cartoons, but is far too deadly in real life. It’s not worth the perfectly poofy and crazy hairstyle that clowns love if you have to die to get it!There are some more life-preserving methods, but then you have to wonder if you are going to be able to undo the frizz when you need your hair next, or if you’ll be stuck. Maybe your hair will just stay like that forever if you trust those funny ointments from the snake oil salesman clown. If only there were a way to have removable crazy hair that still looked great…Ahead of the GameGood news everyone! We have developed a way to have removable crazy hair that still looks great! This Funhouse Clown Black and White Wig is both wickedly cool-looking and totally removable. As a bonus, it can even be re-applied to your head! The black and white striations are perfect camouflage if you ever need to steal the scene in an old timey movie, and the conical protrusions are great if you want to pass for a football. All in all, this wig is perfect for any goofy occasions you can think of!
Seasonal SelectionDo you decorate your house for the holiday season? If you do, do you have a favorite theme? Some people love snowmen more than anything. Others love to put figures of Santa Claus all over their houses. Or maybe you like to see penguins everywhere you look! These are all great options, but we have a bit of a soft spot for nutcrackers, too. We’re not really sure why they’re usually dressed like soldiers, but we think there’s something about them that just feels classic. And of course, The Nutcracker ballet has helped to make them a symbol of the season—even if they can’t actually open any chestnuts!Design and DetailsYour little one can be the hero who helps to defeat the Mouse King with this gorgeous Toy Soldier Costume. This dress was Made By Us so your child can have an outfit that will help them feel the holiday spirit anytime they want! The red and blue dress features adorable ruffles on the cuffs and skirt, along with matching gold epaulets, trim, and buttons. The chest straps and belt add fun detail to the outfit, and the traditional hat finishes everything off with a fluffy white feather. Your child will have a great time parading around in this delightful costume—but we do have to caution them against trying to crack nuts with their teeth!
Pick of the PatchWelcome to the flower garden! As you can see, we have any bloom your heart desires within our well-kept raised beds. Roses nod their blushing heads in the far corner, wafting beautiful scents on the morning breeze. Snapdragons grin smugly from their rich soil, standing stiff and upright away from the cheerfully sprawling petunias. Everything from azaleas to zinnias grows happily, waiting to be picked for a beautiful arrangement - what's that? Oh, that one is a Toddlerius Sunflowerius! Very rare, yes. Besides being super cute, it tends to giggle a lot, chase the butterflies, and resist being watered because it's too much like bathtime. It's definitely our favorite! Product DetailsA rose by any other name would smell as sweet, but any other costume than this exclusive Flower Toddler Costume might be less fitting to your little one's blooming personality! The green jumpsuit is softer than a fresh-mown lawn, and comes with a pair of green mitts and shoe covers. Big fabric leaves ring the collar, and a slip-on hood resembling the petals and center of a sunflower frames your sweetie's adorable face. Flower PowerPlants are amazing! They smell delicious, clean the air, and make us happy. While your little one might not always smell fresh as a daisy, we bet that he or she is fantastic at making everyone laugh and smile. It might be a little late in the year to see the sap-and-chlorophyll version of the plant, but lucky Halloween aficionados will love spotting this fabulous flower around their neighborhoods!
Some masks make you cringe in fear, other make you smile. This mask kinda just makes us feel a little..weird. We giggle for awhile and then we just have to look away. If you are looking to let out your inner geek with a goofy nerdy look, don't go through all the trouble of altering your appearance. Get in the mind of a geek and work smarter, not harder. Why deal with all the hassle when you can just wear this unique Geeked Out Mask? Add a button-up shirt tucked into a pair of slacks that are pulled up to your belly button, and maybe a bow tie or a pocket protector, or both, and your transformation is complete. If you don't want to deal with everyone asking you for help with their math or science homework, there is a simple solution. Just stare at someone while you peer out from your calculator or notebook and maybe waggle those eyebrows around. You're certain to give off the whole 'creepy nerd' vibe and keep unwanted questions at bay.
Are you and your partner looking for some extra-fancy dress, or the perfect fit for a classy get-together? We’ve been told that the best way to make a good impression at a tony party is to bring along a tasteful wine and cheese pairing. And we don’t see how anybody could do better than this hilarious costume set, which lets everyone know just how much you and your partner hope they enjoy the hors d’oeuvres!It’s a great option for people who feel more confident cracking a snappy joke than remarking on a special vintage. And let’s be honest: isn’t drinking a bottle of champagne way less fun than shaking it until the cork shoots out like a cannonball? People are always going on about the finer things in life, but sometimes it seems like they have some really mixed-up priorities!The yellow cheese wedge is served on a pair of suspenders with its own special knife, since some people consider it poor manners to assume the host will provide one. And because couples costumes are always better with a little double entendre on the side, the Cabernet tunic comes with a realistic label detailing its risque provenance!Surprising the other guests in these goofy costumes is a great way to lighten the mood of a party, much like sharing an actual snack and sipping libations. So if you really want to break expectations, you could wear your wine and cheese and bring it, too!
Clowns have ruined the reputation of fun, colorful professional jokesters. But you can work to make that reputation something to be proud of in this Court Jester Multicolor Soft Hat!We think there's something downright empowering about wearing something on your head. Don't you agree? ...Okay, okay, allow us to explain. A crown, a headband, a gorgeous and tasteful hat--all of it, any of it, we'll take it. Like, how do you feel when you have the opportunity to bestow upon yourself some new noggin ornament that attracts attention all the world over. It's nice to feel noticed, you know? And there's no better spotlight than the perfect headdress.Crowns are downright royal, conveying a sense of importance that we rather enjoy. Headbands are great in their versatility, but limited in that they don't cover our heads. In cold weather, that's just a deal-breaker. Hats, meanwhile, can be difficult to get just right. When's it right, for instance, to wear a fascinator? Because we wore ours to grab coffee the other day and the stares we got were, erm, less than admiring. When do you go ball cap over beanie? It's a hard call to make, right?! We can never feel certain about that decision. We're here to fix that with this headwear like this Court Jester Multicolor Soft Hat. It won't replenish what the clowns ruined for you, but it goes a long way in repairing relations with its cool colors Snag some other funhouse accessories to get a group theme going. See what we mean about their sheer versitility and power now? Ah, the power of a good hat.
Pocket ChangeAhh, the good ol' days. Remember a time when people used to actually carry around physical money? These days, everyone seems to carry a card, but in the 90s, you could find us hanging out at the arcade with a pocket full of shiny quarters. There's just something satisfying about the feel of a round quarter as you push it into a pinball machine!Well, we wanted to craft a costume that captured the style of a brand new quarter that's ready for an arcade cabinet. Our designers took great care in getting every detail just right and infused it directly into this amazing Quarter Costume for adults!Design & DetailsTransform into the coin that every arcade machine used to feed on! This Adult Quarter Costume is a simple costume that can be worn over any clothing, making it both quick and easy. It comes with a foam-backed tunic in a round shape. It has the shiny, silver image of a quarter on the front and back, completed with the side bust of George Washington and an eagle. The tunic fits with a pair of adjustable shoulder straps, so just toss it on over your head and you'll be ready
Too Much FertilizerIt's so exciting to garden, but sometimes your green thumb is more of a brown thumb. You were so committed to ensuring that your plants would flourish and grow that you visited your local witch for an extra-special blend of potting soil. Good news: Your little seedlings grew leaps and bounds! Bad news: They seem to be a little....hungry. One of them has already eaten the mailman who strayed too close. This problem wasn't covered in any of your gardening journals! Product DetailsAstonish and horrify in this awesome Carnivorous Muitant Plant Adult Mask! The molded mask covers your entire head and is designed to look like a Venus Flytrap kind of plant - except that this one has jutting fangs and a tongue covered in saliva snaking out from between its leaves. Eye ports allow for limited vision. Maybe Weed Killer Will Help Congratulations, you've discovered a new species! Hopefully you will get credit for your find. The last expert who came out to document your discovery got gulped down like an appetizer.
Sure you play the fool sometimes. But there is a difference between PLAYING the fool, and BEING the fool. And you know this difference well. The fool is the person who does things without thinking about them. The person playing the fool thinks long, and hard about the things that they do well in advance of doing them.But wearing a jester hat (this jester hat maybe?) is a good way to set yourself apart from the person who is the fool. You want everyone to know that playing the fool is just that, acting. And that you are an incredibly talented individual. Heck, you know how to juggle 6 daggers at once. Not just anyone can do that! Usually only those with jester hats on.