Do your pals know you as the risk taker of the group? Are you generally thought of to be unflappable? Do you think that skydiving, base jumping, swimming with sharks, and bungee jumping all sound like a perfectly lovely way to spend a Tuesday? Do you dream of being stunt double?While some may tell you to slow down and tread on life with caution, we say dive in head first! And just to show you’re not afraid of any crash-and-burn scenarios life may throw your way, wear this plus sized crash test dummy costume to your next big costume party! That ought to show those naysayers because as a daredevil, nothing gets you pumped for your next big adventurous feat than someone telling you not to do it. Being told “you can’t do that” is how you got motivated to swim between California and Hawaii and how you finally summited Everest, after all. Honestly, a little car crash testing seems easier than all that.Easiest yet is to put on this blue jumpsuit, mask, and white gloves and become “Larry” for the night. You’ll be unrecognizable by face but our guess is that you will find some party feat by which to distinguish yourself. Just remember, Larry, real cars are not meant to be tested by you. Those are simulations. But on the upside, you probably won’t be mad if folks bump into you all night long.
License to be ExtraDo you know how to make an entrance? Are you well known for your over-the-top reactions? Sometimes this can be a little out of place. When you're simply grocery shopping, you can't be booming about the fantastic nature of your chosen watermelon. Well, you can boom about anything you want but you just might get a little side-eye. But Halloween is your time to shine and react as dramatically as you want. You're excited about this show we call life. Let your extra side shine when you throw on this ringmaster outfit. Dramatic? Yes. But someone needs to add some pizzaz to this Halloween show!Product DetailsThis ringmaster costume has a fantastic blend of rich textures and colors. It looks right at home under the spotlight of the big top. This dress has a velvet-textured jacket that's trimmed in gold and attached to a black sequin skirt and checkered top. The scalloped hemline, neckline, and the shoulders are all trimmed in gold tassels. While we don't want to rank our favorite parts, we have to say the cape is extra glamorous! It's trimmed in soft gold fabric and covered in sequins. And of course, the look is polished off with a top hat that's trimmed in a sequin band. The hat is collapsible to make storing this costume a breeze so you can keep this look in your costume collection and wear it again!On with the Show!Are you ready for your debut? Now that you've got all the sequins, tassels, and a show-stopping hat, we're sure you are! You'll want to run the Halloween show by challenging your costumed friends to circus-like tasks or announcing characters as they enter any costumed event. Over the top? Ummm, of course! You run this show!
Case of the BluesIf your toddler could make it happen, everything in your house would be blue. In fact, they’d probably make sure everything surrounding your home was blue as well. At restaurants when they’re given the little pack of crayons and paper placemat, they refuse to use any color but the blue—no blue, better replace the crayon pack. Playing I-spy on road trips, they call your attention to the sky or take their time waiting for a (even vaguely) blue car to pass. Your toddler’s favorite outfit is a pair of navy pants with faded knees and a bright blue knit sweater that is just about past fitting their growing shoulders—pair it with over-worn blue socks and they’re day is made! To say they’re going through a blue period became an even crazier understatement when they came to you asking to be blue for Halloween—not an animal, monster, or superhero, but a color.Product DetailsMake your little one’s dreams come true with this Toddler Blue Crayon Costume! The two-piece ensemble starts with a bright blue tunic featuring screen printed details that resemble the colored crayon you toddler can’t get enough of. Its loose fit and wide arm openings offer plenty of space to wear warm layers underneath. The costume is polished off with an included cone-shaped hat gives the costume the familiar crayon shape. Whether they paint the neighborhood blue while trick-or-treating or color while dressed like their favorite color, this outfit is sure to delight!Livin' in a Blue WorldEvery child seems to go through a phase where they want their house, future car, clothing, and even their pets to be the same color. And while it’s a great color, not everything comes in a natural shade of blue. But, you can grant them at least one of their blue world wishes with this Toddler Blue Crayon Costume!
Garden Party ReadyWhen you were invited to your friend's garden party, you were excited. It's always been an amazing event! Every year, people go above and beyond to take their hats to the next level. Typically, guests will arrive in wide-brimmed straw hats, piled high with flowers, pearls, and feathers. Some dignified ladies wear fascinators if they're planning on lounging in the shade. This year, you want to flaunt your enthusiasm. Pay your tribute to the lovely garden where you're meeting your friends. Top off your outfit with a giant rose this year!Product DetailsTransforming into one of the most beautiful flowers around is easy with this gorgeous headband. The rose has two felt leaves and lovely distinct red petals. Simply slip it on your head and watch as your ensemble blooms!No Thorns Included They say that every rose has its thorn. That's actually not true with this lovely accessory. If you're looking to add a thorny touch to your flowery ensemble, that's up to you! Ready to bloom into action? You can easily find other looks to pair with this one! Check out the rest of our flower costumes. After all, a truly beautiful garden takes all types of blossoms!
When Skies Are GreyWe know. It's cheesy to call your child the sunshine of your life... but it's pretty true! Your little one always brightens up your day, and seems to turn any gloomy day into a day packed full of fun. Well, maybe it's time that you shared that light with the rest of the world, and we have just the outfit for that!Our in-house costume designers wanted to craft a costume that's just as lively and bright as your little one. That's why they created this adorable sun costume for toddlers! It's easy-to-wear and it brings a sunny attitude to any event!Fun DetailsThis Toddler Summer Sun Costume literally transforms your child into the sun! It's a simple, Made By Us design that's bright and cheerful to help your child share light with the world. The tunic-style top just slides on over your child's clothes, so it's easy to put on (even if your child is a little bit wiggly). The front of the tunic is shaped into a circle and has a happy face embroidered on it. Your child will be sharing the sunshine in no time!This toddler sun costume makes for a great Halloween costume, but another great use for this adorable outfit is for pre-school plays about the solar system and space-themed group costumes for the whole family!
Your attention, please!Your child has a knack for commanding your attention whenever they want! No stage or spotlight needed. All they have to do is shout, "Hey look!" and you might be in for the fright of your life. They could be balancing on a teetering wall or picking up a sharp piece of tetanus-ridden scrap metal they found while you were innocently walking around the neighborhood. As their returning audience, you're always on the edge of your seat ready to gasp in horror and fright. Since your strange little performer isn't about to change anytime soon, perhaps it's time to lean in. Accept that you're in for a show and dress your ringmaster accordingly! Hey, maybe now your child will stand out before attempting their next daredevil act!Costume DetailsThis eerie, retro-inspired ringmaster costume was designed by our in-house creative team. The featured velvet jacket is the perfect look for getting into big top show business, with fringe shoulder details and long coattails. A striped vest is attached to the interior of the jacket and secures in the center with real buttons. Attaching around the back of the neck, the antique-looking shirt front tucks into the front of the vest. Complete with a striped pair of elastic waist pants and a dapper top hat, this costume will let your child run the show with spooky panache this Halloween!For My Next Act...Halloween is all about bringing the drama and this circus-themed costume really is the ticket! If your child wants to pair up with friends or siblings, there are plenty of choices to pair this with. From a strong man to an evil clown, they could entertain the whole neighborhood with their eerie antics. From the big top to the streets, this costume is sure to entertain wherever it goes!
We Go TogetherSalt and pepper: The dynamic duo! They're always together and they complement each other so well. They're just like the little twins or the mini best buds you know. Where one goes, the other is sure to follow, and if you see one without the other, it just looks weird. Sure, they're great on their own, but they're having the most fun when they're seasoning each other's lives with their joint mischief. Product DetailsShake up the costume game with this pair of Infant Salt & Pepper Shaker Sweeties Costumes! The set includes one black tunic with long sleeves and silver trim along the collar, shoulders, and down the sides to mimic the shape of a diner-style shaker. The hemline is also trimmed with silver fabric and conceals elastic edging. The front is printed with a white oval that features an oversized capital "P" in its center. The white tunic has matching silver edging and hem as well as a silver-outlined oval on the center chest that features an oversized capital "S." Each tunic comes with a puffy hat shaped like the top of a seasoning shaker and made out of shiny silver material. Both can be worn over leggings or pants for an outfit that's as comfortable as it is adorable. The Two You Really Need If you don't have a certain spice for a recipe, you can usually substitute for another - unless it's salt or pepper! Those are absolutely necessary. We're guessing you might start feeling that this costume is absolutely necessary for your little cuties, too!
Turn Up the SunIsn't there just something about a sunny day? When that big ball of light is shining in the sky, and that fresh summer breeze is moving through the grass... well, it's inspiring! It sort of makes you want to bloom and show off your best side to the world. We bet that's how flowers feel!If you've ever wondered what a flower feels like, or you just want to showcase your colorful side in the sunshine, then this Potted Flower Costume is perfect for you. Our team of costume designers wanted to get the look and feel of a fresh summer flower just right, which is why this costume is packed full of fun and adorable details.Design & DetailsThis Made By Us costume is styled to look like a sunflower in a pot! The bottom portion of the costume is shaped like a round terra cotta pot, just like the one you might find in any garden or patio. The top portion is green, complete with a pair of sleeves that end in mitts that fit over your fingers. You can wear them on, or off for convenience.The hood really lets you bloom! It has plenty of yellow petals around the sides and a generous opening in the front for your face. When you have it on, you'll be ready to soak up the sunshine like a real flower!
If you find yourself spending your days slipping on banana peels you inconveniently placed yourself, or if you find yourself vaulting over the fence in your yard to throw pies at unsuspecting neighbors, or you spend hours in front of the mirror every day, caking your face with so much makeup it ends up looking like paint, then—well, you have a problem. The good news for you is that you have a very specific problem, unlike those chumps who can't find love or are trying to invest in the stock market. For this dilemma, meanwhile, you have but two options: You can stuff your bags with all your red noses, wigs, and prank props and hoof it to clown school, or you can simply dress the part and get back out to doing your thing!We've got the hook up if you're partial to the latter. Bottom line: this silly behavior means you're a clown at heart at the very least, and the only way for you to ever be happy is to put on a wacky costume like this—ideally, paired with a set of big floppy shoes. They would match the pink satin polka dot dress, the matching hair scrunchies, and the oversized hoop-skirt... Well, as much as anything could match big floppy shoes. Make us proud, you glorious, awkward clown. Don't forget us when your face is plastered on circus posters across the nation!
Some little girls want to dress as princesses all day. They want the tiaras, and the fancy dresses, and the clackety heals. Some want to be cops just like their dads. They chase the dog around, trying to arrest the “bad guy”. And some little girls just want to be as color full as they can.Your little girl is the kind that loves everything colorful. The kind that tries to wear every color of the rainbow every day. Blue leggings with a yellow and blue polka dot skirt. She even threw a purple feather boa. She truly did look like a walking, talking rainbow. But all that didn’t prepare you for her excitement when you took her to the circus for the first time, and she saw the colorful, goofy clowns.She demanded that day, and every day after that, to be dressed like the energetic clowns that came pouring out to the main stage. This Child Big Top Fun Clown Costume is just the thing she would choose to wear herself. It has all of the colors she demands in her daily outfits. She will get to dance around, twirling her vibrant skirt. She really will be as colorful as a rainbow. And this way, you won’t have to wash all of her clothes every few days because she decided to put the all on at the same time. No, this is a skirt, shirt, and hat combo, making it easy for her to have the color but not for you to have the laundry!
Have you ever wished that people would comply when you ask them to call you Dr. Chuckles? Do you ever see a tiny car and want to pile in with twenty of your closest friends? When you see a balloon, do you just want to get in there and stretch it into the shape of a wiener dog? If you're craving that nose honking, big shoe wearing lifestyle, there's no better place to start than getting yourself a bright blue clown wig. You don't have to go to clown college to start clowning around. All you need is the right attitude, a red nose, and some crazy hair. Before you know it, juggling will just come naturally to you. You will feel right at home in circus tents. You might even learn how to cartwheel. You'll find you have a certain squeak to your step, as you spread giggles wherever you go. Start working on your signature chuckle, cause they're about to send in the clowns!
Sunny DispositionSome people know just where to find sunny spots in life. You can find these folks munching on their lunch on a sunny knoll outside. You can find them stopping in the middle of their duties to turn their face to the warming rays of a warm afternoon. Families with sun-seekers know they can find the sun-seekers in their household napping in puddles of sun on porches, lawn chairs, even on a sun-soaked patch of a wood floor with the household pets! Do you know a sun-seeker in your life? This sunflower hood is the perfect way to celebrate their sunny disposition!Product DetailsThis hood may be simple but it's a staple for your costume wardrobe! The hood has golden yellow petals that frame a happy face just perfectly. The straps secure around your head for a fit that will stay put no matter what you're up to! Pair this with a green ensemble and you'll look like you've stepped straight out of the garden. Grow for ItAre you ready to take on this flowery look? This hood can be worn for a wide range of events from Halloween parties to Earth Day parades. Kids that enjoy dressing up will be delighted with how easy it is to transform their look and brighten up a room!
Jesters are fun, right?! They're like if someone took a clown, an acrobat, and a stand up comedian, and squished them together into a one-man party starter. What if a little “evil” got mixed in there, too? We don't want to think about how spooky that would be, but your kid can dress up in this Evil Jester Costume and spread some scares instead of laughs!Being an evil jester takes more than just a freaky outfit and mask. It takes a mischievous attitude, and a real sense of what gives people the heebie jeebies. Your little scare-er can't expect to have everyone's hair standing on end on their first day. Like anything worth doing right, it's going to take practice. But, evil jesters are more than just scary, otherwise they would just be regular old monsters. They also have to be kinda funny, like they creep people out while making them laugh nervously as they back away. That's the really tough part of being a scary trickster. We can't think of a good example of this (like we said before, we don't like thinking about how spooky they are) but once your kid is dressed up in this costume, we bet they'll figure out the perfect balance between silly and scary in no time.This costume is sure to add the right vibe to your little one's creepy court jester routine. The black and red colors on the outfit seem innocent enough, but one look at the devilish skull mask will make everyone nervous about their next trick. Will they do a juggling act, or tell a joke, or something much more sinister? Whatever it is, it'll be a scream!
Babies get to have all the fun. They eat and sleep while being held and adored by everyone around them. If they need something, all they have to do is cry until they get what they want and every second of the day they are being waited on hand and foot. If we cried that much we would never be allowed anywhere! Those guys have it so easy and they don't even have the cognitive development to understand that yet! Just for one day, don't you wish you could be like them? Well this Jumbo Pink Baby Bottle might not change the rules of society entirely to allow that but it's a start! Just put this around your neck and grab one of our goofy, giant baby costumes and you'll be ready for the life of being pampered just like back before you even knew how to walk.
Clown hair comes in all shapes and colors, from classic red to goofy green, or even every color striped across their hairdo. It used to be thought that a clown's hair color was somehow linked to their position and status within the clown hierarchy, kind of like how the color of karate belts indicate skill. The true meaning behind clown hairstyles is still being studied, and we may never know what it truly stands for. One thing that we do know, though, is that white haired clowns are some of the rarest and most highly skilled, sort of like the clown-equivalent of a unicorn. We don't know exactly what it takes to earn this coveted 'fro, but luckily you can just buy this White Afro Wig and skip over everything else. This is the perfect style for the modern clown who's looking for a chic new look. It may not be as silly and in-your-face as puffy red hair, but everyone will be just as excited to see a rare white haired clown at their party!
A Braided Beauty Are you getting tired of a world where the guys are always the ones making the rules? Deciding who gets what and which style is going to be the most popular this season? Stroking their facial hair while doing their best to dive into deep thought? Well, it's pretty well known that women can do everything men can do. Often, even better! So, don't leave facial hair to be a man's job. Show the world that a woman's style can actually improve upon bearded behavior! Then again, the glory of a beautiful dress doesn't have to be only in the realm of the women, either! Men could surely enjoy the feeling of fabric swaying at their thighs while they stride in style upon the stage. Perhaps it is a time for the famous looks of men and women to unite so we can create a look that will really be remembered! Design & DetailsThe spotlight is about to give you the time in center stage and we've got a look that will make you grin from ear to ear... assuming folks will see it through your fuzzy face in this Bearded Woman costume! This Made by Us look was put together by our in-house team. It is a luxurious dress of dark red taffeta with satin details and more ruffles than a guy can count. The included hair clip is a lovely flower that matches the look of the dress. If you struggle with a beard of your own, don't forget to pick up one of our beard and wig kits to complete your look!
Robots Are ComingListen up. No matter what sort of ideologies you hold true and no matter what sort of philosophies you believe in, we can all agree on one thing. It's only a matter of time before the robots rise up and conquer humanity. They will ruthlessly enslave mankind. They will destroy any who attempt to oppose them. It's not going to be like those Hollywood movies. There will be no resistance. There will be no happy ending for mankind, which is why we've been cooking up a new kind of plan to prepare for the robot apocalypse. If you can't beat 'em, then join 'em!Yes, that's right. When the robots take over the world, we plan on hiding in plain sight by dressing up like a robot. We can live a cushy life right under their noses dressed up as their own kind. Now, you can too when you wear this adult robot costume!Product DetailsThis adult robot costume comes with a shiny jumpsuit that will easily hide your human features from the robot overlords. It has plenty of shiny metallic accents to fool them and the front even has a fake little dial on it. The belt is a shimmering metallic color for some extra robo-flair. Of course, the most important part of this costume is the mask. After all, you won't be able to walk around freely in the robot-run society of the future with your very human-looking head in plain view! The mask has a metallic look and some great details, like the cold, soulless eyes and the zig-zag mouth panel. It even has a wire antenna on the top to complete the look.Fool the Robot OverlordsPut this costume on and you may just be able to fool the robots into thinking that you're one of them! Just remember to brush up on your robot dance moves and you also might want to start learning to talk like a robot now. That should be everything you need to fool them.
Some girls just have a knack for showmanship! Rather than play a board game, or sit around for a video game, they’d rather break out a bullhorn and set off some fireworks. They’d rather construct a giant arena, where they can put on a crazy show, where she can put her teddy bears against one another in an amazing rumble, like no one has ever seen! Those kinds of girls just won’t be happy being all dressed up like a princess. Those girls want something with a little more flair… something that has a bit of an edge.It’s time to get your girl that perfect costume that has enough flair to keep your girl in command of the show at all times. This girls ringmistress costume allows your little girl to have a look that’s a real showstopper. With a burgundy top and a striped skirt, your girl will be ready to harness her newfound look to strut her stuff in a domed arena of an apocalyptic world, or as the leader of a crazy circus act. It’s certainly the kind of outfit for any girl who has a lot of moxie!This costume comes with most of what she needs to get the look, since it even comes with the hat headband and a pair of spats. Be sure to accessorize this costume with a few of our great circus accessories. To achieve the look in the image, all you’ll need is a set of black and white makeup, a pair of black boots and a cane.
A Sinister SpotlightThere's a big top lingering in the abandoned field at the edge of town. There are no advertisements on the bulletins boards and telephone poles around town but you can hear the music and smell the if you drive the backroads after sunset. We haven't heard anything about the show. We don't know what goes on under the mysterious striped canvas of the tent. Perhaps that's because anyone who goes in to see the show never comes out! Are you ready to run the scariest show in town? We're a little nervous to see what atrocious attractions you'll come up with. That being said, no matter how creepy the clowns or eerie the acrobats, we have to imagine that the scariest part of the show will most likely be none other than this Wicked Ringmaster!Product DetailsThis Wicked Ringmaster costume has everything you need to bring a nightmarish performance to life! Featuring a long jacket with tails, shoulder tassels, and a striped vest front, you'll feel right at home in the spotlight. Of course, it's a formal occasion, so the silky neckties sets off the jacket just right. The classic coat and tie are accessorized with an eerie, curling top hat as well as a mask that's sure to stop onlookers in their tracks!The Show Must Go OnAre you ready to start the show? You can complete this costume with black gloves, a prop whip or scepter, and a maniacal laugh to get your ringmaster character off to the right start. This costume is a great option for group costumes when paired with evil clowns, bearded ladies, and twisted acrobats but it's also rather unsettling on its own. Whether you're setting up a one-man act or you've got a whole troop, this costume is sure to inspire a show that no one will forget!
Watch ‘em GrowWhen you put your baby to bed, they hadn’t figured out how to hold their head still yet. When you set them in their swing the next morning, they were looking around and utilizing their little neck like a pro. At lunchtime they got carrot puree stuck to their tiny thumb and couldn’t fathom a way to get it off again. But by bedtime, they were staring at their fingers and wiggling each to test their abilities. When they found their tongue meals got difficult—all that weird spitting stuff they did when trying peas really made a mess. When your baby tested their vocal range, well the stories and screeches were gibberish music to your ears. But the best was when they learned how to smile for more reasons than needing to burp. That toothless grin lit-up their face like a newly opened flower—needless to say, you’ve been privy to the coolest blossoming of all time. Celebrate your baby’s growth and first Halloween with a costume that truly captures their budding personality!Design and DetailsYour baby will look as wonderful as new sunflower in this Made by Us Flower Infant Costume! Our team of designers took their time pulling together a look that’s as cute as it is comfortable for babies sized 0-18 months. Two shades of green minky fabric were used to give the jumpsuit a more realistic stem-look. The included mitts and booties keep your baby’s tiny fingers and toes warm while also completing the jumpsuit. Snap buttons along the inner-seam make diaper access easy. And the hood polishes off this adorable costume by turning your happy baby into a sunny blossom!Blossoming BabyWhat better way to display how quickly your baby is growing up than with a flower costume? From big bright smiles to sitting up straight, this exclusive flower costume for infants is just the thing to showcase everything they’ve learned!
Don't Wanna Grow UpWere you excited to grow up as a kid? Adults were allowed to do so many different things. They bought ice cream whenever they wanted. They got to stay up late, use forbidden words, and drive cars. We were bribed into adulthood by all these little details and it wasn't until we were deep into living that nine to five lifestyle that we realized we made a big mistake. Gone are the days we get to take midday naps. Gone are little bowls of applesauce, the cups that won't spill when you turn them over, and the people who lean over and coo as they ask you what your favorite color is. Life as an adult is tough but there's no going back. . . or is there?Product DetailsYou're sure to stay cozy in these cute pink pajamas. The design is warm and simple with oversized sleeves and legs with footies that fit over your shoes of choice. You can slip these on easily with the zipper right up the front. You can even layer clothing underneath to keep warm in cold weather. Pair this pajama suit with any of our accessories from bottles to a lollipop to make your look complete. Going GagaWhether you're heading out to a costume party, celebrating a new baby at a baby shower, or you're simply planning to hang at your crib and watch cartoons, you're sure to enjoy wearing this ensemble. In a dusty pale pink, you'll feel like you've gone back to your childhood. No one is going to judge you for eating Mac and Cheese and popsicles for dinner. You've gained the right to rave about cartoons and to cuddle teddy bears. While growing up might have been a big mistake, we're pretty sure returning to childhood a second time is going to be a lot more fun. Hey, this time you can buy your own ice cream!
When it comes to Jester Skull Canes, there are two schools of thought. The more traditional school is serious about jester skulls, writing them into plays, for instance, so that the main character can make contemplative speeches about life and death. But more modern attitudes toward jester skulls are a little less reverent. That's why this particular Jester Skull Cane gets to be so much more fun!Ashes to ashes, and to everything there is a season, and so on. But wouldn't a normal skull cane be enough to make most people to slow down and ponder life's mysteries? Why would you need to add a diabolical jester's cap and hypnotic black-and-white striping for that? You wouldn't! So this isn't your grandparents' Jester Skull Cane. It's a sinister baton made for a wicked-looking agent of chaos and lover of mayhem, or the unrepentant ringmaster of a high-octane thrill circus!
Prickly PalChildhood is a joy. Parenting is a pleasure. But man, kids can be prickly! You rub a toddler the wrong way and you might end up on the sharp end of a barb. Don't get us wrong, they're usually sweet. But that barb comes at the most unexpected times. You'll be cuddling on the couch and all of the sudden *fwap!* you get a sticky palm to the face.We can't blame toddlers for their prickly ways. After all, it's hard being a kid. They're learning to manage so many emotions and they have little to no power over their situation. Imagine having to ask an adult for snackie. That's rough stuff. Our advice? Don't ignore your prickly pals barbs, warn strangers about them with this sweet Cactus Costume!Design & DetailsInstantly transform your toddler into a Saguaro cactus with this hilarious Made-By-Us toddler cactus costume. The one piece look zips up the front, making it easy to put on the most wiggly kiddos. The hooded bodysuit comes with boot covers to keep the costume consistant. The sleeves are fitted with hand slots, letting your kids hands out easily when they need them. Topped with a flower, this cactus costume will make your little one look right at home in the desert. Saguaro SalutationsAre you ready to welcome this unique cactus costume into your home? Sure, this costume is a blast for Halloween parties but the fun doesn't have to stop there. From playing dress-up to school themed events, you'll want to bring out this silly Saguaro at every chance you'll get!
Dressed for SuccessEvery year, it seems, clown employers are asking for more and more on applications, especially in terms of experience and education. Even starting positions now commonly list a requirement for one to five years of experience! While that hardly seems fair or sensible, we cannot deny that is a fact of the world at this point, and therefore we recommend you get your baby started right away.If your infant has shown any interest in becoming a legendary clown, then get them this Infant Clowning Around Costume. As long as they wear it, they are accruing applicable hours of experience that will be indispensable in their chosen career path (as long as it is being a clown). Besides, at least if they wear this outfit, no one will have to wonder why they are making all those funny faces, it will fit right in with the whole look!Bucket of LaughsSaving for clown college and setting up your child with an early background in clowning is a great way to get them started on their path, but don’t forget the most important part: taking pictures! Your child will be so cute in this clown costume that you will swear you’re being bamboozled. The colorful onesie with cute, clownish details will make you ooh and ahh as they do all their normal baby clown things.A Laughing StockIf you are looking for the perfectly hilarious and cute clown costume for your infant, then this is the one for you. You will break your funny bone when you see what an adorable performer your child can be!
Does it Feel like You're Running a Circus?Are you the one that's typically calling the shots in your friend group? When you want to meet for dinner, do you find yourself consistently choosing the restaurant? Are you planning the outings, the meetups, and making sure everyone sticks together? Or maybe you're a parent, and feel like you're working with little wild animals on the daily? If you answered yes to any of these questions, you may just be the ringleader! If you're doing that much already, you might as well go the full distance and dress the part; after all, you deserve to look dashing if you're putting in the work. You'll feel more calm and in control while you're wearing the authoritative costume. It feels good to be respected and in the lead. Product DetailsThis costume brings everything you need to look like you know how to run a circus and look good doing it. The jacket and vest combo is trimmed in a gold color that is sure to make you stand out so you can seen at all times. The hat tops things off and really seals the look as being someone with authority.Take Command, the Show must Continue Onward!Whatever circus you're running, it's important to be seen and inspired by. Take on the flashy jacket and hat and do what you do best. Keep the show running smoothly and keep your audience entertained. Be the Dashing Ringmaster you know you're meant to be!
Gentleman Wanted…for a harrowing journey. You’ll receive peanuts for wages and experience chilling darkness through the long months of autumn. You must be ready to provide constant entertainment to macabre audiences, project your voice with an eerie echo, direct all acts and eyes to proper stage. Earthly visits not guaranteed. Fame and recognition result from ultimate success. The living need not apply.Looks like the haunted circus is hiring again. It sounds like an interesting gig, but eternal employment isn’t really an option for the living. Plus, look at that last line, they don’t want anyone that’s not undead. You seem to really want to job though and we hate to deny anyone’s dreams. So, let’s see if we can help you land this once in a lifetime opportunity! If you’ve got the skills to lead the circus all you will need is the look to disguise your status as a living human.Product DetailsThis Skeleton Ringmaster Men’s Costume should do the trick! The costume will completely transform you into a member of the living-dead entertainment industry, starting with the realistic skeleton rib cage shirt, and matching skeleton pants and gloves.An adjustable gold vest features an intricate texture and 3 buttons to start the traditional ringmaster ensemble. The red velour jacket has black lapels and cuffs that are embellished with gold trim and a skull and filigree pattern. Golden buttons on either side of the lapels give the jacket an extra bit of flash. Complete the devilishly dapper costume with the included top hat and bow tie. Add in some of your favorite skeletal makeup and you're ready to spook any crowd!Spooky Star of the ShowAlright, this showstopping ensemble may not dupe any undead recruiters, but it does make an excellent Halloween look. Become the star of your own eerie circus spectacular, compete in a friendly costume contest, or join your kids for a night of trick-or-treating in this spooky Skeleton Ringmaster Costume for men!
Pick of the PatchWelcome to the flower garden! As you can see, we have any bloom your heart desires within our well-kept raised beds. Roses nod their blushing heads in the far corner, wafting beautiful scents on the morning breeze. Snapdragons grin smugly from their rich soil, standing stiff and upright away from the cheerfully sprawling petunias. Everything from azaleas to zinnias grows happily, waiting to be picked for a beautiful arrangement - what's that? Oh, that one is a Toddlerius Sunflowerius! Very rare, yes. Besides being super cute, it tends to giggle a lot, chase the butterflies, and resist being watered because it's too much like bathtime. It's definitely our favorite! Product DetailsA rose by any other name would smell as sweet, but any other costume than this exclusive Flower Toddler Costume might be less fitting to your little one's blooming personality! The green jumpsuit is softer than a fresh-mown lawn, and comes with a pair of green mitts and shoe covers. Big fabric leaves ring the collar, and a slip-on hood resembling the petals and center of a sunflower frames your sweetie's adorable face. Flower PowerPlants are amazing! They smell delicious, clean the air, and make us happy. While your little one might not always smell fresh as a daisy, we bet that he or she is fantastic at making everyone laugh and smile. It might be a little late in the year to see the sap-and-chlorophyll version of the plant, but lucky Halloween aficionados will love spotting this fabulous flower around their neighborhoods!
It's in the Money BagToddlers are a lot of things — emotional, irrational, and cute as can be. They are also picky, demanding, hilarious, sweet, fascinating, and...expensive. And no matter how much you keep insisting that your tots get a job, they seem uninterested in contributing to the family income. Well, we can't really blame them...yet.But, you can lift your spirits by dressing them in this Toddler Money Bag Costume this Halloween. It's adorable all on its own or it makes a perfect accompaniment to a robber costume for a sibling. And who knows, maybe it'll inspire your children to actually care about the value of money. Er, on second thought, best let them enjoy the carefree days of their youth while they can. Design & DetailsIn order to do this costume justice, our in-house designers pulled off a real bank heist of their own, just so they would know what a bag stuffed full of bills would really look like! Ok, so no, not really. But they had fun pretending. Instead, they spent time crafting this costume's pullover velour tunic that's shaped like a full money bag. It has a big black dollar sign emblazoned on the front, just like in an old-timey bank heist movie! The top is decorated with $50 and $100 bills printed on felt, as is the cap.A True Crowd PleaserLet's be honest, this costume is bound to be a hit. After all, who doesn't want to see a big bag of money approaching their door? Your neighbors will all get a kick out of this cute and clever costume.
Truly Iconic Who decided that clowns should wear crazy hair colors in the shape of their honkable noses? The originater of that idea probably had no clue that they were creating a classic look. Nowadays, the sight of a curly, colorful wig makes your brain immediately think, "Clown!" The fun and funky hairdo helps you spot a clown in a crowd, which is great whether you're looking for a laugh or running from a scary carnival creep. Product DetailsTop off your clown costume with an exclusive Red Round Clown Wig! The comfy mesh wig cap has an elastic edge to keep it snugly in place. It's completely concealed by kinky, medium-length synthetic hair in a bright, cherry-red shade and will stand out around your head in a spherical shape. Clowning Around Get up to any funny business you like, because you can always blame it on your outfit! Your Halloween, carnival, theater performance, or other special event will be even more fun thanks to your classic wig.
I’m blue, da ba dee, da ba daa, Da ba dee, da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee, da ba daa, da ba dee, da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee, da ba daaWe took a survey around the office, and Eiffel 65’s crossover Eurodance earworm “Blue” (helpfully subtitled “Da Ba Dee”) was the number-one song we’d all call into Radio Disney to request when we were kids. Your child will be singing its catchy strains again in no time in this Blue Second Skin.Maybe, like Tobias Fünke from Arrested Development, your child is gripped by a desire to join the Blue Man Group. While we haven’t heard that the New York performance art trio-gone-Vegas mainstays are accepting junior members, this Blue Second Skin has got to be just about the best way for your kid to get a head start practicing what it’s like to be blue all the time––and without getting blue paint all over everything they come into contact with. There’d be no question of whether or not they’d brushed their teeth if everything they touched was stained blue, but it doesn’t really seem worth the trade-off in Mr. Clean Magic Erasers.Don’t just feel blue––be blue in this form-fitting jumpsuit. Your talented kid can start a musical group, a miming troupe, or just be the person having the most fun at the party because no one can tell who you are. If your child likes to blend into the ocean, the sky, and amidst Smurfs, they’re sure to feel at home in this Blue Second Skin. If nothing else, they can be the “before” picture to Violet Beauregarde’s blueberry transformation.
Like a Sore ThumbYou've seen them before. Heck, maybe you've BEEN one before. No shame in that! But we bet you have a specific image in mind when you picture an overenthusiastic tourist. They're often dressed loudly, and they talk loudly, too. Well, who can blame them? They are on vacation and probably having a good time! Now you can pretend to be an out of town gawker, even at the party just down the street. Show off your savvy travel tricks in this silly Adult Tacky Tourist Costume!Product DetailsThis jumpsuit has all the tacky details your heart could desire! Long, baggy khaki shorts are attached to an overly bright, Hawaiian style shirt. A bit of wire around the middle gives you that good food overload vacation bod! This suit is great on its own, but the best part is letting your imagination run wild with the accessories! Throw on some socks and sandals, or put on a large hat and sunglasses. Smear excessive amounts of sunscreen on your nose. A fanny pack and a selfie stick wouldn't look out of place, either! You can mix and match to your heart's content. Check out our website to find some of these perfect travel accessories!Fun in the SunNo matter how chilly the day of the event, there's always sun and beachy air when you wear this tourist suit! It could be fun to wander around your town and gawk at the sights—and have people gawk at you!
True to BlueIn our experience, most kids switch their favorite colors by week, day, or mood. But then there are kids that love blue. We've seen little to no wavering in their dedication to blue. No matter their age, they're true to their chosen color and would probably make each arc of the rainbow a different blue hue if they could.We can't blame them. Blue is everywhere and beyond versatile. With a blue crayon, skies, seas, eyes, and countless cars come to life. Where white would hide, blue steps in to ensure snow, clouds, and so many things are visible, and without blue, there'd be no purple or green! If this sounds like something your kiddo would preach, then this Blue Crayola Crayon Costume is destined to join their costume wardrobe!Design & DetailsThis officially licensed exclusive makes showing love for blue easy with a one-piece design. Lightweight, foam-backed materials give the pullover tunic the shape of a Crayola crayon. Two shades of blue and black printed graphics ensure the costume looks just like a classic Crayola crayon in its wrapper. Meanwhile, an opening in the costume crayon's nib ensures your little blue-lover can see their impact, and shoulder openings keep arms unrestricted.Blue LoveIf your kiddo's love for blue is as vast as the oceans, skies, and its variety of shades, then this Kid's Blue Crayola Crayon Costume is for them! Dressed in the Made By Us costume tunic, kids are transformed into their favorite crayon and ready to spread the good word about the endlessly useful color.
Claymation CapersYou might have heard that Gumby is heading out on yet another adventure. It might be the Hidden Valley or uncovering some other dangerous artifact that could bring about unknown disasters. If only there was someone out there who could help give that idealistic weirdo some advice to keep his head out of the clouds. Could there be a down-to-earth buddy who can keep Gumby's clay from getting clobbered? We can think of only one pony for the job: Pokey! Design & Details Breathe some life into your favorite claymation characters when you slip into this Inflatable Pokey costume for adults. This bodysuit is airtight thanks to elastic at the ankles and shoulders. The fan just behind your back draws in air and fills out the costume until Pokey is ready to prance around! The hood features the pony's bright face while the rear of the costume expands into his hind legs and tail. All you'll need next is your green Gumby friend and you've got an epic adventure in the making.
If you have ever wondered why your mutant broccoli monster costume isn't getting the scares you were hoping for, or why your fancy tailored green tuxedo just doesn't look as dashing as you were expecting, take a look at your accessories. You can put all of the detail you want into the body, mask, and limbs of a scary monster costume, but if you still have human hands and feet, it's just not gonna fly! Or, if you show up to a dinner party in a well tailored, custom designed tuxedo and overcoat, but you don't have the gloves to match, it's going to look like you forgot something. So, have you caught onto what we're getting at yet? You need a pair of these Green Gloves! These stretchy, green, adult-sized gloves are the perfect accessory for your green-themed costumes and everyday wardrobe. You'll thank us when you are out in your leprechaun costume, and you need to slap someone with a glove to challenge them to a duel!
Let's face it. The way things are going, humanity is going to keep advancing in technology and eventually create our own extinction. The robot takeover is only a matter of time! So before artificial intelligence conquers the world and enslaves mankind, take the time now to learn how to blend in with our soon to be metallic overlords. This Robot Mask Hat will be perfect for getting into the mindset of a bot!Add it to the rest of your robot costume and you'll be ready for the impending usurping humanity will bring upon itself. Besides getting the look down, you also have to become an expert at binary code and mathematical equations if you don't want to be found out by human-hunting androids! If you ever have trouble coming up with a quick answer just start yelling, “Error! Error! Does not compute. Error! Nonsequitur!” The other robots will think your circuits are frying and assume you must have a different primary function. Well, hopefully with this Robot Mask and your acting skills, you can infiltrate the AI before it's too late but, if not, enjoy surviving the apocalypse!
Green Thumb's UpYou have a solid gardening track record: you've started a neighborhood community garden, you run a garden education program for kids, and you have transformed your backyard from an ugly abandoned lot to a green and blooming haven. As such an avid gardener, you know that growing plants is all about a careful balance of knowledge, weather, and luck! Thankfully, your Halloween costume doesn't have to be so carefully tended to produce amazing results.This Adult Flower Pot Costume creates a perfect bloom each and every time you wear it, come rain or shine! Not only that, but it's a clever and unique way to celebrate your green thumb this Halloween. You can give out gardening tips to others at the party, or you can just relax and rest easy, knowing that you are a bright and cheery beacon of loveliness. Either way, we think you look amazingly fresh and festive in this exclusive costume!Design & DetailsOur design team grew this costume from the seed of an idea, then tended it carefully to ensure it grew into a look you would love! It's comprised of a faux, foam terra cotta flower pot you can wear over your own black leggings and a long-sleeved tee. The pot has wire in the upper and lower edges to help keep its shape, ensuring it won't wilt with wear. Fabric suspenders tie at the shoulders and give the pot its floating effect. The hood and sunglasses are sold separately, and complete this totally bloomin' look!Flower PowerLook at how much energy this cute costume has given you! You'll brighten everyone's night when you strut into the costume party in this punchy look. You're already a happy-go-lucky person, now you get to embody your uplifting power on Halloween, too, thanks to this cheery costume!
The Element of FireKai’s brooding heart is like the burning heat of the furnace itself. As he grew up working in his father’s smithy, Kai became very attuned to the heat and the feel of fire. He and his sister both worked hard, but it was Kai who was eventually admitted to the Ninja, and it was Kai who became the Fire Maker. Throughout his many adventures with the Ninja, Kai never lost his affinity for the most dangerous element. The smoky heat, the wafting flames, and the burning embers all call to his spirit and urge him on to great acts of heroism.Master Wu had once used the elements in unison and created several artifacts from them. The sword of fire was one of them and, as such, it was integral to the history of creation and spinjitzu in the world. Kai claimed the legendary sword of fire and protected it from Lord Garmadon. Eventually, aided by Master Wu, he and the other Ninja combined all their abilities and their legendary swords to fight the Serpentine.Product DetailsThis Child’s Lego Ninjago Kai Legacy Deluxe Costume is sure to make everyone think that the fire maker himself is really present. The costume is made from 100 percent polyester and polyurethane foam. The molded mask is held securely with an elastic strap around the back of the head. The gold foil dragon and other printed embellishments are very much like the ones that adorn Kai’s own clothing. The costume also comes with two black gloves that are made to resemble Lego hands. Perfect for one of the Ninja!Sword of FireEventually the sword was used by Lord Garmadon to kill the Great devourer, but it was made into the Great Weapon in the process and no longer existed in the sword form. Kai would later go on to use his mastery of fire to reforge the sword. Only after using its Tornado of Creation power would it finally be rendered fully useless and fall from the annals of history forever.
Fearless Leader At work, you are the kind, compassionate, communicative boss for your staff. You take care to think through how your decisions will affect your employees, how to create a better work-life balance, how to increase benefits and distribute the workload more efficiently, and how to have epic office parties. Your team thinks you're the best boss ever — and you pretty much are. But it's fun to play pretend on Halloween. After all, why should kids get all the fun? That's why you're totally rocking this Women's Wicked Ringleader Costume, and imagining how different life would be if you ruled the roost in a different way. After all, it's pretty hard to do the right thing all the time, and it's a little thrilling to do the wicked thing...every once in a while. Have fun in your imaginary world tonight!Design & DetailsThis stunning look is worthy of the position of honor in the ring, seeing as it was crafted to perfection by our in-house costume team. Every attention has been paid to its details and design, from the golden braided trim to the matching cord fasteners. The costume is actually a one-piece dress styled to look like a tailcoat jacket and tank dress, with velvet construction and a top hat that helps you look larger than life and in charge of the circus. Back to RealitySteal the spotlight tonight and prepare to dazzle and delight. But just remember to hang up the whip (not included) and top hat before returning to work on Monday! It may send the wrong message to your staff.
A Coveted RoleOne day, your kid races through the front door in what you initially think is panic. You know something is up, but the answer to your curiosity is not what you were expecting. With excitement befitting having learned the end of the school year has come early, your little one tells you they are going to be the sunflower in this school year's music program.Relief is your first response, having started at worry when your kiddo flew through the door. Pride follows, of course, knowing you'll get to watch your kiddo show their talents to the whole community. And then, in the back of your mind, a touch of nervousness creeps in. How do we get a costume for this?Hi! Have we been formally introduced? We're HalloweenCostumes.com and we're pretty good at helping get the kids ready for any themed-dress event. The school music program is no exception, and we just so happen to have a lovely little flower ensemble for your kiddo.Design & DetailsDesigned by our talented costume-makers, this Flower Hoodie is an easy and stylish way to get your little one ready for their big debut. Down to the veins on the flower's leaves, this costume is ready for the stage. With just 1 piece it'll be a breeze for your kiddo to get prepared for any flower event. Bright yellow petals are sewn into the hood and create a full bloom when worn. The body of the costume acts like a flower stem while the sleeves are made to look just like leaves. Our clever designers even added a slit in both leaf-sleeves to make sure your kiddo still has full use of their hands.Watch Them BlossomWhether they're on stage or out trick-or-treating, when your little one is dressed in this Flower Hoodie, we know you will get to see them blossom.
Not Just a Simple BrickSome might say that there’s nothing special about the humble 2x4 LEGO brick. It’s just a rectangular shaped piece of plastic with the word “LEGO” etched into a bunch of times. How much fun could that tiny little brick possibly promote? How could something so small and plain spark creativity?Then, there are those, like your child, who know the power of LEGO. They know the truth about LEGO pieces! That one small brick might not seem like much, but combine it with a few more like it and you can build a house. Combine it with a few more and you can turn that house into a castle. Why, with a few other pieces, you could build a pirate ship. But maybe pirate ships aren’t your thing and you want to build a rocket ship. That same, humble little piece can be put to use building that rocket ship. Yes, there’s limitless potential inside that one tiny brick, which is why LEGO may be the greatest toy ever invented, despite its simplicity.Product DetailsNow, this kid's Red LEGO Brick costume will help your child harness the power of creativity of the humble brick! The costume comes with a tunic-style top that is shaped like the classic brick, making it an easy costume to change into. It fits on easily over your child’s clothing, so they can wear their favorite outfit underneath. It has eight studs on the front and it comes in a bright red color that matches that of the classic LEGO bricks.LEGO TogetherLike all LEGOs, they gain power in numbers! Be sure to check out our blue version of this costume, along with our many adult sized LEGO costumes to create a whole LEGO group for the next costume party.
Dressing up is supposed to be fun and what could possibly be more fun than dressing as a clown; not just as clown, but Tickles the Clown that is! No matter what the occasion, Tickles is sure to be the life of the party, from finding quarters behind your friends ears or spraying people in the face with your classic squirting flower. She can also make balloon animals too. Jump in your tiny car and you'll be on your way to fun in no time! All jokes aside our Plus Size Tickles the Clown Costume is extra roomy for comfort and plenty of movement because we know clowns need to always be able to be on the move. With plenty of colorful polka dots on your pink dress you are sure to liven up any party! Fun is the undeniable with the red and green pom poms, plastic hoop at the bottom of your dress and white puffy pantaloons with rainbow ruffle cuffs. Add any crazy colored wig and a pair of your brightest colored tights to create the best clown costume around town!If laughter is the best medicine then Tickles the Clown would be the best doctor the circus has ever seen. She can make the grumpiest of people turn their frowns upside down by just giving someone a smile and telling a joke. Now you can make everyone giggle just like Tickles in this colorful costume. Maybe you will like making people laugh so well that you'll be inspired to join the circus!
The Greatest Show You've Ever Seen Step right up, ladies and gents, to get a glimpse of something so spectacular, you'll never forget it for the rest of your life! Yes, we're talking about the Strong Woman, a lady who mixes incredible strength with great looks. She can bend an iron bar in half like a bobby pin, dead lift a barbell that three men couldn't even pick up between them. AND she can do it while looking as fabulous as if she was going to a party Want to know her secret? Raw power (and sometimes coffee). Product DetailsYou'll look so great in this exclusive Vintage Strong Woman Costume for Women that you might be tempted to sell tickets! The outfit includes a sheer shirt and leggings, both printed with classic tattoo graphics such as skulls, roses, stars, ships and more. The bodysuit is printed with red and white stripes and has a drapey red bandeau across the bust. A headband of the same fabric holds your hair back and a black belt cinches at the middle. That's Show BusinessHave you ever thought about running away to join the circus? Now you can! Any circus worth its elephants would be happy to take you on board, since it's clear you know how to draw a crowd. You've also got plenty of flair, which is exactly what you need to put on a great show. No one will be able to take their eyes off of you!
Old Before His TimeYou noticed the change in Junior a couple of months back. It happened slowly, almost imperceptibly. The first time you realized something was different was when you walked into the living room and your kid had switched from his cartoon to a forty minute special on identity fraud. The next day, on the way back from the park, he asked why the playground didn't have a shuffleboard court.In the next weeks, things got crazy. No longer did your child beg for a soda or candy bar at the checkout counter. He wanted a bag of Werther's Originals. You were repeatedly asked to turn down that blasted noise when listening to Beyonce in the car. But you decided that things really had to change when you caught your child shaking a stick like a cane and telling his good friends to, "Get off my lawn".Details & DesignAny old soul is sure to love this old man ensemble. Our in-house designers channeled their grandpas when creating this costumed homage to the elderly. It includes an argyle sweater with an attached shirt and a bowtie. It also has a padded belly to give your toddler an older silhouette. It's topped off with a classic newsboy cap and a pair of glasses with attached mustaches and fuzzy eyebrows. This Made by Us old man costume will make for some timeless photos at your next visit to Grandma and Grandpa's!Grey-Haired AreaYou can't deny your child's elderly leanings. That's why, when your kiddo started acting a little old, you and your child made a deal. You'd buy him an old man ensemble and let him vent his geriatric energy a couple of hours a week if he acted his age the rest of the time. It worked like a charm! Although, every once in a while, you still find stashes of butterscotch candy around the house.
Someone Get This Man a Bamboo!Pandas are the pudgy, adorable, bumbling goofs of the bear world. They're roly-poly and sweet looking. and are absolutely cuddle-able. Get on board with the panda pudge and suit up in this Inflatable Adult Panda Costume. (Plus, nobody will expect you to get anywhere fast.) Grab a stick of bamboo, find a cozy place to snuggle up, and don't even worry about picking up a partner. Just do your own thing, at your own pace, and enjoy the easy panda life.Product DetailsInflatable costumes are magic. They look like you did a lot, but are the lowest-key costume ever. Just step in, zip up, and hit the "on" switch on the battery pack. (Oh, and don't forget 4 AA batteries--they're not included.) The fan in the battery pack do all the work! Within minutes, you're fully inflated and ready to live large. Elastic around the wrists and ankles keep everything in place (and how cute are those pink panda paws?) Convince a group of friends to go in on these together and start your own flash mob. T-rex costumes on TikTok are out. Pandas are in!Don't Be a Sad PandaEven South Park knew that pandas shouldn't be sad. And who could be sad when you show up dressed as a panda? This inflatable suit zips up the back and inflates instantly thanks to a self-contained battery pack. No need for tons of add-on accessories or costume makeup. Let the inflatable to all the talking!
Unforgettable 420 FashionThere are a lot of pharmaceuticals to choose from when you are a big-time nurse or MD trying to treat a patient. Like any good physician, you must discover the problem before treating it with a solution. If your patient has back pain, you give them an anti-inflammatory. Bad allergies? You provide them with an antihistamine. Yes, those are just over-the-counter medications, but you get our point.Well, the best remedy for not knowing what to wear this Halloween is our Sexy Perfect Prescription Costume for Women. It's Halloween, so lucky, you'll have plenty of people to practice on. Speaking of medicine, if you know your way around some pharmaceuticals or simply are looking for a cute and quirky costume for the next Halloween bash, check out this Sexy Perfect Prescription Costume for Women.Product DetailsThis costume is excellent for 420 friendlies who also need a sexy women's outfit for the holidays. Oh, and we can't forget the best part about this costume—you get to be a nurse! Who doesn't love a nurse? You will look and feel great in your green and white get-up, complete with weed leaf designs throughout. So before you put your lighters in the air, pick up our Sexy Perfect Prescription Costume for Women!
Punch Line Why do jokers carry staffs? Most of them do it to look more impressive, and to use them as props in goofy pratfalls. The more evil kind of joker uses them to trip up their victims who are trying to escape. You can usually tell what kind of joker you're dealing with based on how creepy their staff head is. Product DetailsAmaze and terrify your audience with this Joker Staff Accessory! The prop is made of plastic piping that has been covered in red molded latex to give it a twisted appearance. Its plastic topper is shaped and decorated to look ike a maniacally grinning jester wearing a six-pointed hat and a ruffled collar. It comes in two pieces and can be easily assembled. Here to Entertain Are you more likely to earn applause or screams of horror? Whichever kind of act you choose, you can be sure of looking properly impressive thanks to your cool accessory.
A.P. ClassWelcome to your first A.P. class. What's that? No, you've got it wrong. This is not an advanced placement class, this is a class for accident-prone students. We can see how that would be confusing but what can we say, the teacher of this class is also mistake-prone. For our first class, we're going to focus on risk mitigation when it comes to trips and falls. The most important thing for you to remember is if you're balancing on something or trying something new, make sure you find a safe placement. Rollerblading near water or standing on one leg near a campfire are both dangerous. However, balancing on a short wall in the middle of a grassy lawn might be worth the risk. Looks like that's the bell. Next week we're covering knocking items over so be sure to read the chapter on liquids that stain! Product DetailsThis pair of glasses will make the heart of anyone who's nearsighted skip a beat. The black glasses have lenses printed with a shattered design. A great accessory for nerd costumes and accident victims, you're sure to have a lot of fun slipping on these surprisingly stable broken glasses!