What leads one down the path to being sinister? Maybe it was spending one too many nights, staring into the deep, never-ending darkness, or maybe someone just took the last donut on the wrong morning… As an infamous jokester once said, madness is like gravity all it needs is a little push to start down a path of destruction. Whatever drives one to that kind of unyielding madness, it's always nice to have an outfit that matches the mood. When you walk around in this Sinister Jester Costume everyone will know, that despite being completely sinister, you still enjoy a good laugh or two.Be a reminder to everyone this Halloween that one cannot spell “slaughter” without “laughter”. If you have a pretty dark sense of humor that other’s describe as sick, morbid, or sinister, then this is the costume for you. You’ll look as if you crawled out of the depths of the darkest nightmares and had a jolly ole time while doing so. While others may be walking around with horrific costumes of monsters, nothing will be as terrifying as you. It’s something about a demonic face with a hellish smile… it’s quite unsettling and sticks in one’s mind like gum on the bottom of a shoe.Take things to the next level this Halloween when you enter the party scene as this Sinister Jester. Just make sure to have some killer jokes and a few magic tricks that are to die for!
In this adult clown costume, you'll turn everyone's frown upside down! The costume includes a yellow vest that Hook and Loop fasteners in the back for closure and has an attached white, undershirt. A colorful bow tie is attached at the top and red buttons decorate the vest. A red and blue jacket with green and yellow sleeves is worn over the vest. Two faux pockets sit on the hips and it closes with an elastic band that is hidden by the two large, orange buttons. The collar is lined with a colorful plaid pattern that is also found on the pants. The pants have an elastic waistband and red and blue cuffs. The costume is complete with the included, foam hat. The top hat features a yellow daisy in the front to give this costume a classic touch. Add our jumbo sneakers or a squeaking nose for a great look!
Peak Humor People can talk all they like about comedy sketches, stand-up routines, and satire essays. Snore. Actually, those are fine, but the truth is that they can't compare to the classics. And by "classics," we mean an oversized plastic nose that honks when you squeeze it. That's real comedy. Product DetailsClown around all you want in this exclusive Honking Clown Nose Accessory! The large red rubber nose comes to a rounded tip and secures around your head with an elastic band. Squeeze the end of the nose to hear it give a loud honk! The unisex style fits most sizes. Silly CircusThere's no doubt that you're the good type of clown if you've got a fun nose like this one! An evil clown could probably wear one, but his scare factor would go down by a lot once people heard that goofy squeaking sound. He'd get much more laughter than screams!
Trip of a LifetimeWe don't know about you, but we could use a vacation. This year especially. Just imagine yourself sunning on a beach somewhere, drink in hand, watching the waves roll in. Or maybe your style is more adventurous, with outings to cultural sites, restaurants, and markets. Either way, we're guessing your style isn't the same at this Adult Tacky Traveler Costume, which is what makes it so much fun! In it, you can channel those vacay vibes with hilarious humor. So go ahead and set up your Halloween party to match the style of this uncool costume — blend up a pitcher of daiquiris, set out beach chairs for your guests, light a few tiki torches, and require socks and sandals — it's your party, and you'll cry (laughing) if you want to. Now, which way to the buffet?Design & DetailsThis is a clever jumpsuit, designed to look like a tank top, shorts, and button-down shirt. Talk about an easy travel piece! The white tank says "Which Way to the Buffet?" and the oversized shorts pair perfectly with the shirt's bold floral print. For footwear, we suggest the aforementioned winning combo of socks and sandals, or perfectly polished athletic shoes with tube socks. Add a straw hat and the accessories of your choice — sunglasses, tiki glasses, cameras, and passport pouches are all great picks. Happy TravelerAh, now wasn't that vacation simply perfect? Who cares who you offended along the way by talking too loudly in English or ordering a burger and fries everywhere you went? That tacky trip was just what you needed to unwind. Don't forget to make your friends look at all 332 of your photos when you get back!
Flower PowerEveryone agrees, from the birds to the bees: flowers are great. All around, just great to have around. They’re beautiful. They’re unique. They’re simple (until you really think about it. They smell great. They help the bees keep working to pollinate our fruits and veggies, sustaining us needy humans. Yep, flowers are equal parts beautiful and talented. If you want to exude the same sort of happy vibes, you should consider a fun, unique flower pot costume! You’ll practically radiate happiness with whichever flower you choose to plant in your pot!Design & DetailsSo which will it be? Lilies? Sunflowers? The sky’s the limit in this cool Plus Size Flower Pot Costume. Using fabric suspenders to tie the foam flower pot to you at the shoulders, you can use any headpiece that fits your mood or the occasion! The best part about it is that the whole thing is part of our Made By Us collection, so you can rest assured it was crafted with love and care by our in-house design team. You can worry less about quality and more about tending to your flower’s needs!Sunshine StyleSo are you ready to assume your cool new flower persona? Make sure you wake up early to take in the morning sun, soak up all the freshwater you can get, and bury your feet in some dirt. It will be a little...weird at first. But it’s all about getting into character. And when you’re ready with your favorite petals, you can deck out your ensemble with accessories like green legging and cheery makeup.l Don’t want to wear your leafy look by your lonesome. Along with all those accessories, there are a bunch of plant costumes. You could even rock the same pot with different decorations! Two flower buddies, sitting in a garden, photosynthesizing all cool.
Fearless Leader At work, you are the kind, compassionate, communicative boss for your staff. You take care to think through how your decisions will affect your employees, how to create a better work-life balance, how to increase benefits and distribute the workload more efficiently, and how to have epic office parties. Your team thinks you're the best boss ever — and you pretty much are. But it's fun to play pretend on Halloween. After all, why should kids get all the fun? That's why you're totally rocking this Women's Wicked Ringleader Costume, and imagining how different life would be if you ruled the roost in a different way. After all, it's pretty hard to do the right thing all the time, and it's a little thrilling to do the wicked thing...every once in a while. Have fun in your imaginary world tonight!Design & DetailsThis stunning look is worthy of the position of honor in the ring, seeing as it was crafted to perfection by our in-house costume team. Every attention has been paid to its details and design, from the golden braided trim to the matching cord fasteners. The costume is actually a one-piece dress styled to look like a tailcoat jacket and tank dress, with velvet construction and a top hat that helps you look larger than life and in charge of the circus. Back to RealitySteal the spotlight tonight and prepare to dazzle and delight. But just remember to hang up the whip (not included) and top hat before returning to work on Monday! It may send the wrong message to your staff.
Cackle with CactiTwo balloons were floating through the desert, dangling their strings upon the sands. One suddenly shouted, "Watch out for that cactus!" The other replies, "What cactussssssssssssss..." No? Well, did you hear about the Cactus that went to the party?Yeah, he spiked the punch!Why was the police officer confused when he went to arrest the Cactus? Because it already had its hands up!All right, maybe we're not really lifting you up with these Cactus jokes. We get it. We've clearly dropped the cactus-ball on this. Even worse, we caught it! Design & DetailsThese are just the start of the laughs that you're sure to get when you start thinking like a Cactus. But, you'll probably acquire even more if you hop your way into this Cactus costume! This is a Made by Us look that our in-house team of designers mysteriously came up with after our most recent visit to the Laugh Barn on theme night. We're not sure which part you're going to love the most. Will it be the sublimated print of the jumpsuit with a perfect blend of light green-yellow to dark green-black color tone? Maybe it'll be the soft-sculpted spikes that look way more dangerous than they actually are. Maybe the adorable pink flower blooming on the top? Actually, we're sure your favorite part will be the smiles and disapproving headshakes that you cause when you tell any of the great jokes we've got in this costume. Cross Over to the CactusWhy did the Cactus cross the road? That's right. It got caught on the chicken! Okay, clearly there is something wrong with our cactus humor if you're still not laughing, but we can't put our thumb on it. Either way, we know you're going to crack up your friends with this great Cactus costume.
Na na na na na na na na na, Lego!Uh oh, the Joker is at it again! He wants to destroy Gotham and take down Batman in one fell swoop. What is Batman going to do? Lego Movie 2 asks that question and answers it as the suspenseful but silly story careens to its conclusion. Spoiler: Batman is victorious because, well, he's Batman. No wonder your kid adores him so much! Don't worry, though, this Lego won't murder your foot if you happen to step on it! The Lego Movie 2 Kids Batman Prestige Costume has all the sweet details of Batman's special look in the film. Product DetailsWhat makes this suit so spectacularly blocky is foam, foam, foam! Foam forms Batman's "pants" in this tunic, and the torso of the tunic is padded as well. Even the hands are foam! Your child may not have thumbs in this costume, but they can still hold their Halloween bucket in these foam claws! (Don't worry, the hands are detachable if your child wants to keep their thumbs.) The cape is detachable, making it easier for the wearer to climb into the suit. The plastic mask has an elastic band to secure it, so your child can scowl at people, Batman style, all evening. Go Save Your City!Quick, Batman—your town needs you! This Halloween, hordes of candies are going to try to take over the neighborhood. If you don't run around to all of the houses and collect some candy, the sweets will multiply and take over, so that we can't eat them anymore! It is your duty to protect your fellow citizens and trick or treat for all of the Snickers, Smarties, and Reese's Pieces your heroic bag can carry. Don't worry, folks! Lego Batman is here to save the day.
If have a severe case of coulrophobia then by all means do not dress your child in this toddler Big Top Clown Costume. Yes your entire neighborhood, family and friends will think he’s the cutest thing since sliced bread but at what cost?! At what cost? He’ll be a mini walking, talking, terror!If you don’t have that crazy clown fear then our Toddler Big Top Clown Costume is the perfect costume choice for your little jokester! If he or she is always giving you a run for your money and constantly giving you the giggles with their big personality then what better costume than a clown! Our adorable patchwork, red and yellow striped clown costume will give your toddler a vintage clown look, because vintage is all the rage right now, duh! Paint on an adorable clown face for your little performer or if makeup skills aren’t your thing then grab a classic giant red clown nose and voila! You’re little one is the star of the show! We’re really not sure why clowns keep getting such a bad wrap, they are bright, colorful and full of fun tricks, what’s so scary about that? When it’s your little one as the clown then the answer is nothing!
Step Right Up!Old timey circus attractions were seriously strange. People paid good money to see scientific oddities bottled up in jars. Performers manuevered themselves into spring loaded cannons and were shot 100 feet across the big top. Performers tempted fate with fire, swords, and heights. But above all the hubbub of the old-timey circus there's one act that we find utterly charming and mysterious. That's right, the bearded lady! Flaunting the expectations of feminine beauty, these women rocked their natural facial hair while dressing in fine gowns. What kinds of lives did these bearded ladies lead? Secret romances,world travel, and living life on the fringes of society in the famously restrictive Victorian era... doesn't actually sound too bad to us. Do you want a hint of that bearded lady lifestyle? Pop some popcorn, cue the organ grinder, and transform yourself with this Bearded Lady Costume!Product DetailsThis Made By Us Bearded Lady costume features a Victorian style gown, headpiece, and a beard. As it was designed by our in-house creative team, this costume has all sorts of unique features such as the high, gold-trimmed collar, a v-shaped waistline, and an underlayer that hints at the stripes of the big-top. Slipping into this ensemble is easy. Strap the beard around your head with the elastic band, zip the dress up the back, and you'll be ready for showtime!
Lil CutieBecoming a clown is more about natural charisma and character than about any formal training that you could get at clown school. That is what makes babies such naturals when it comes to clowning around. Well, to be fair, they get tons of practice as well.Still, we are sure that your baby will be the cutest of them all when wearing this adorable costume. The only thing still needed now is an even smaller clown car!Product DetailsMaking sure you are dressed right for any occasion is very important, which is why we recommend setting yourself up right with this Girls Infant Kooky Lil Clown Costume. The one piece dress and hat have all the adorable elements that you are looking for in a kooky clown costume. The striped details of this costume go perfectly with the black and white spots, as well as the bright red buttons and appliqued ribbon "suspenders." This costume is both comfortable and stylish, so we are sure you will love it as much as your baby does. Turning your child into the cutest clown in the whole world might not seem like too big of a stretch, and you will be right when you have this cool and cute costume!Funny LookingIf you are searching for the perfect way to look classic and original, then you are in the right place. You will feel like a winner in this cool and comfortable costume. Just make sure you have a camera handy to capture all those especially clowny moments on film!
The Money SuitHave you ever thought about making an entire outfit out of dollar bills? We have. It seems like such a boss move, so we looked into making a halter jumpsuit out of real dollar bills. If you use Benjamins, it's going to cost a pretty penny. Also, dollar bills are not exactly the most comfortable fabric out there. That's why we decided to find something that's a little more wallet-friendly and comfortable to wear!This Women's Halter Money Print Jumpsuit is a spandex blend jumpsuit that gives you the high-style effect of a money suit, with added comfort for anyone looking to make a boss move at their next costume party.Product DetailsThis step-in jumpsuit is made out of a stretch-knit fabric that helps provide a form fit. It comes with a halter-style top that ties at the back of the neck. The jumpsuit has an all-over print of U.S. paper currency, which includes 20 dollar bills, 50 dollar bills, and 100 dollar bills! That means Jackson, Grant, and Franklin will be with you as strut your stuff!We recommend pairing this costume up with some of our dollar sign costume jewelry, as pictured in the image!
We all know the trope of the sad clown. The question is, where did that idea come from? After they realized kids were simply scared of them, did they all just get depressed? Did they become car sick after riding in those tiny cars with their coworkers? Turns out, we can blame their disposition on the grandfather of the modern clown, Pierrot. A character pantomimed by many popular actors at the time, his character often started out happy and hopeful, he often ended up so helplessly defeated that people couldn't help but laugh at the tragedy.Making his first appearance in the 1600s Pierrot could possibly be the most popular clown of all time, even Krusty the clown would have a hard time competing with his career. Pierrot has been a character in operas, plays, and books. His black and white ensemble is instantly recognizable in well-known paintings and film. The baggy outfits of clowns today come from Pierrot's often disheveled appearance, though our Pierrot seems to be more put together than usual. The ensemble has a lightly layered ruff at the neck as well as gathered ruffle detail at the wrists and ankles. The knit hood gives you a streamlined look, ready for the time-honored painted white face of the character.Wearing this costume you could clown around through the ages and never look out of place. Whether you're looking for a fun yet sophisticated Halloween costume or you've scored one of the great Pierrot roles out there, you'll be in the company of great actors of history. You might be a sad clown, but hey, at least you aren't a mime!
Some people aren't exactly thrilled to be out and about at a function like a costume party. So we're big fans of announcing as directly as possible that you are, in fact, fun. You can do just that with this cool Bricky Blocks Red Snapback Hat.We think there's something downright empowering about wearing something on your head. Don't you agree? ...Okay, okay, allow us to explain. A crown, a headband, a gorgeous and tasteful hat--all of it, any of it, we'll take it. Like, how do you feel when you have the opportunity to bestow upon yourself some new noggin ornament that attracts attention all the world over. It's nice to feel noticed, you know? And there's no better spotlight than the perfect headdress.Crowns are downright royal, conveying a sense of importance that we rather enjoy. Headbands are great in their versatility, but limited in that they don't cover our heads. In cold weather, that's just a deal-breaker. Hats, meanwhile, can be difficult to get just right. When's it right, for instance, to wear a fascinator? Because we wore ours to grab coffee the other day and the stares we got were, erm, less than admiring. When do you go ball cap over beanie? It's a hard call to make, right?! We can never feel certain about that decision. We're here to fix that with this headwear like this Bricky Blocks Red Snapback Hat. It will get everyone reminiscing about the building blocks of their childhood, and will cement your place as one of the fun ones. Snag some other Bricky Blocks accessories to get a group theme going. See what we mean about their sheer versitility and power now? Ah, the power of a good hat.
A.P. ClassWelcome to your first A.P. class. What's that? No, you've got it wrong. This is not an advanced placement class, this is a class for accident-prone students. We can see how that would be confusing but what can we say, the teacher of this class is also mistake-prone. For our first class, we're going to focus on risk mitigation when it comes to trips and falls. The most important thing for you to remember is if you're balancing on something or trying something new, make sure you find a safe placement. Rollerblading near water or standing on one leg near a campfire are both dangerous. However, balancing on a short wall in the middle of a grassy lawn might be worth the risk. Looks like that's the bell. Next week we're covering knocking items over so be sure to read the chapter on liquids that stain! Product DetailsThis pair of glasses will make the heart of anyone who's nearsighted skip a beat. The black glasses have lenses printed with a shattered design. A great accessory for nerd costumes and accident victims, you're sure to have a lot of fun slipping on these surprisingly stable broken glasses!
Too Much FertilizerIt's so exciting to garden, but sometimes your green thumb is more of a brown thumb. You were so committed to ensuring that your plants would flourish and grow that you visited your local witch for an extra-special blend of potting soil. Good news: Your little seedlings grew leaps and bounds! Bad news: They seem to be a little....hungry. One of them has already eaten the mailman who strayed too close. This problem wasn't covered in any of your gardening journals! Product DetailsAstonish and horrify in this awesome Carnivorous Muitant Plant Adult Mask! The molded mask covers your entire head and is designed to look like a Venus Flytrap kind of plant - except that this one has jutting fangs and a tongue covered in saliva snaking out from between its leaves. Eye ports allow for limited vision. Maybe Weed Killer Will Help Congratulations, you've discovered a new species! Hopefully you will get credit for your find. The last expert who came out to document your discovery got gulped down like an appetizer.
Beboop Bzzzt Clickety BeboopYeah, sometimes your kid comes up with some weird languages. But recently he has been trying to speak like a robot. You can kind of understand what he is trying to say based on what he is pointing at, and what time of day it is. (Yes, buddy, we get it, it's lunch time, we won't forget the grapes.) But, he is so adorable when he is talking like a robot. Heck, you even have a phone full of videos of him doing it.You love his imitation of the robots he sees in movies. The people like ones he saw in Robots, and the lovable EVE, and WALL-E. He even imitates Bender from Futurama, and he only saw him for a minute before you realized your little munchkin had snuck out of bed.Now you can get him a this Retro Robot Costume, so he can look like a robot as he beboop-clickety's you. Play time has never been so adorable. All you will have to do is teach him how to move like a robot. Hopefully he will be more like the compassionate WALL-E than the beer drinking, fire-burping Bender. (Seriously, he only saw him for a minute, and yet he still tries to burp fire.) And the longer your kid speaks his robot language, the easier it should be to understand him. Well, easier to understand everything in addition to lunch time, and the grapes. (Buddy, we won't forget the grapes this time. Promise)
An Elusive, Magical Creature No one has ever seen a real, live unicorn. Only legend described what this magical being might look like...until now! Finally, many humans can say that they've spotted a unicorn! The size of the head is a little surprising, but otherwise it looks exactly as the fairy tales describe it. Product DetailsComplete a hilarious fantasy costume by wearing an Inflatable Unicorn Bobblehead for Adults! The oversized headpiece is made of sturdy windbreaker fabric. Once inflated by the battery-powered fan mounted at the back, it expands to look like an oversized unicorn head complete with upright ears, a multicolored mane, a spiral-detailed horn, printed facial features, and a pink snout. Its open mouth reveals a clear plastic viewing port so that you can see where you're galloping. An inner fabric hood slides over your head to keep the large headpiece comfortably in place. Unique UnicornPut a laugh-out-loud twist on a classic fantasy costume! Your friends will love it and may even offer to help guide you through doorways.
Being a good parent is sort of like being a good gardener. If you want to see growth then you have to make sure to tend to your garden or child regularly. Then with enough love and patience, you get the chance to see your child or garden blossom into something more beautiful than you had ever imagined! Well, even if you don’t have much of a green thumb you can still have the most adorable flower anyone has ever seen. How you ask. Easily, with this awesome Sunflower Hood!This lovely accessory can transform your kiddo into the happiest flower your friends and neighbors have ever seen. Everyone will want to know your secret for raising such a joyful flower. Whether it’s plenty of nutrients and sunlight or an open ear and a helpful hand, no one will be able to argue with the smile on your little one’s face!
Robots Are ComingListen up. No matter what sort of ideologies you hold true and no matter what sort of philosophies you believe in, we can all agree on one thing. It's only a matter of time before the robots rise up and conquer humanity. They will ruthlessly enslave mankind. They will destroy any who attempt to oppose them. It's not going to be like those Hollywood movies. There will be no resistance. There will be no happy ending for mankind, which is why we've been cooking up a new kind of plan to prepare for the robot apocalypse. If you can't beat 'em, then join 'em!Yes, that's right. When the robots take over the world, we plan on hiding in plain sight by dressing up like a robot. We can live a cushy life right under their noses dressed up as their own kind. Now, you can too when you wear this adult robot costume!Product DetailsThis adult robot costume comes with a shiny jumpsuit that will easily hide your human features from the robot overlords. It has plenty of shiny metallic accents to fool them and the front even has a fake little dial on it. The belt is a shimmering metallic color for some extra robo-flair. Of course, the most important part of this costume is the mask. After all, you won't be able to walk around freely in the robot-run society of the future with your very human-looking head in plain view! The mask has a metallic look and some great details, like the cold, soulless eyes and the zig-zag mouth panel. It even has a wire antenna on the top to complete the look.Fool the Robot OverlordsPut this costume on and you may just be able to fool the robots into thinking that you're one of them! Just remember to brush up on your robot dance moves and you also might want to start learning to talk like a robot now. That should be everything you need to fool them.
Scary SheekCarnivals are fantastic. The delicious fried foods and head-spinning rides are well worth the price of admission. We all remember going to the carnival as kids. It was a blast stuffing your face with funnel cakes until you got queasy, then riding the Gravatron and actually throwing up. After a bit of rest and water, you were back at it again.Oh, and how can we forget the clowns? Half of them were kind of scary, but the non-scary half was pretty cool—especially when they were making elaborate blow-up animals. If you have a young one who is a fan of carnivals and is looking to clown around this year, check out this Carnival Cutie Girl's Costume for their next Halloween costume.Product DetailsThis costume dress has matching accessories and a red and sky blue color scheme. The blue wig looks excellent with the blue accents on the skirt, while the fingerless gloves are a great touch for the kid's costume. Once your kid learns balloon animals, they'll be set. If your child wants to have that perfect cute clown look with a bit of a creepy edge, make sure they check out this Carnival Cutie Girl's Costume.
Chaser FortificationIf you're anything like us, you want to find the end of the rainbow. Whether it's the fabled pot of gold waiting there or a simple fascination with learning how far the colorful arch stretches that draws your interest, we get it! We're right there with you. We also probably share your frustration of wondering if we'll ever experience the magical moment. To fortify every rainbow-chaser's resolve to keep searching, we created these Follow the Rainbow Glasses!Design & DetailsKeep your eye on the prize with these exclusive novelty glasses! The rainbow-styled bridge and cloud-shaped lens frames are shaped from lightweight plastic that offers comfortable wearing. The blue-tinted and prescription-free lenses provide a bit of UV protection while the overall design adds a pop of color to any outfit or costume! Add the Made By Us accessory to your next parade look, dress-up box, or rainbow-chasing uniform to ensure countless magical moments!
Big Top SwapSure, sure. The circus is super FUN. Nothing scary about a bunch of clowns. Or lions. Or the music. Yup. Nothing bone-chilling about any of that. Except for...everything! Swap "creepy" for "fun" and now you know how we feel about the circus. It's a spooky wonderland of strange people and circumstances, and you never know what will happen. This Plus Size Men's Scary Ringmaster Costume will help bring your eerie vision of the Big Top to life this Halloween. If you don't believe us that the circus can be scary, then we'll just ask you: You've seen this costume, right? You want that showing up at your door at 2 in the morning? And we mentioned the clowns, right?Product DetailsIf you want to feel truly amazed, check out how much detail went into this exclusive costume's jacket, shirt front, pants, and hat. The crimson red velvet tailcoat jacket has a cool cutaway detail and fringed satin epaulets. The piece fastens with a chain across antique brass buttons, while satin embellishments definitely say "I'm the leader of this (scary) show." And just check out this top hat. It looks pretty normal, right? Now put it alongside the rest of this getup and it instantly becomes creepy, right? Take Center StageYou may not win many friends in this freaky costume, but you'll likely win several costume contests. See for yourself just how menacing and formidable you feel when you slip on this costume. We'd hate to find ourselves trapped on your circus train!
What is it with the fact that people with crazy hair end up be just as smart as their hair is ridiculous. Maybe it's the number of volts of electricity that amped their minds up and gave them a permanent case of that static style sitting on their noggin or maybe those insane dos are actually aliens that have taken over their minds and are much smarter than the average human. Of course let's not forget the mustache either. People brave enough to wear this combination of the two out in public better be brave enough to take on the thrones of screaming fans hoping to get a little bit of their wisdom as they pass by. It's totally not because you'll look absolutely silly wearing it at all. We think it's actually starting to catch on it's just that possessing powder white curly hair and an inhumanly thick mustache is a difficult combination of genes to come by. What do you think we are, scientists?
Huuurrrrrry Up...Sometimes, it feels like there is nothing on Earth that is slower than your kids getting ready in the morning. Embrace that slothlike speed by grabbing this Inflatable Sloth Kid's Costume. Cut down on the slow dressing by getting them a costume that they literally stand in, you zip up, and then you hit the power button. Done and done! Now it's off to the races (well, theoretically, anyway.)Product DetailsThere's nothing easier than this inflatable kid's sloth costume. Zip it up and go! No small pieces, no random accessories to keep track of, and nothing that can hurt another kid (but those claws sure look epic!) Just four AA batteries (not included) and your kiddos are ready to hit the town as fast or as slow as they want. Hopefully they'll stay awake between houses--no telling how hard it would be to carry a kid in an inflatable back to the car.There's Enough Candy to Go AroundAlthough, the lure of candy might be enough to light a fire under your little sloth's behind. This inflatable will keep your kiddos warm (or cool, depending on where you live) and there's definitely no way you'll lose them in a crowd! This is a low effort, high reward costume. Just pick up four AA batteries, hit the "on" switch, and you're good to go. The kids can trick-or-treat at their own speed, while you do...whatever adults do while they wait for kids to finish collecting candy.
Alien EssentialsTraveling to new places can feel very alien, especially if you’ve hopped planets! New customs, strange faces, and sensations your various sense receptors have never experienced before can have you asking to be taken to someone in charge ASAP. We get it. And we wanted to make sure visitors from any planet, or alternate universe felt a bit more comfortable on their journey. How, you ask? With this exclusive Cosmic Planet Costume Accessory Purse!Design & DetailsCarry a piece of home with you, wherever you go, when you add this costume accessory to your collection. This unique round purse is the stylish security blanket every space explorer and alien enthusiast needs! Our in-house designers paired a shimmery lilac vinyl with a high-gloss pink and neon yellow vinyl to create an out-of-this-world bag shaped like Saturn. A zipper at the top of the purse offers a safe place to keep your interplanetary travel essentials. Meanwhile, an attached, adjustable shoulder strap allows you to tighten or loosen the bag for your comfort.Packed to PartyWhether you’re headed for the stars or looking for a cool way to finish your alien Halloween costume, this Made By Us Cosmic Planet Purse is a must-have! Pack the essentials in the zippered pouch, and you’re ready to rocket off to your next costume party or galactic shindig!
Are you and your partner looking for some extra-fancy dress, or the perfect fit for a classy get-together? We’ve been told that the best way to make a good impression at a tony party is to bring along a tasteful wine and cheese pairing. And we don’t see how anybody could do better than this hilarious costume set, which lets everyone know just how much you and your partner hope they enjoy the hors d’oeuvres!It’s a great option for people who feel more confident cracking a snappy joke than remarking on a special vintage. And let’s be honest: isn’t drinking a bottle of champagne way less fun than shaking it until the cork shoots out like a cannonball? People are always going on about the finer things in life, but sometimes it seems like they have some really mixed-up priorities!The yellow cheese wedge is served on a pair of suspenders with its own special knife, since some people consider it poor manners to assume the host will provide one. And because couples costumes are always better with a little double entendre on the side, the Cabernet tunic comes with a realistic label detailing its risque provenance!Surprising the other guests in these goofy costumes is a great way to lighten the mood of a party, much like sharing an actual snack and sipping libations. So if you really want to break expectations, you could wear your wine and cheese and bring it, too!
Performer ExtraordinareDo you hear that? It’s the roar of the crowd, cheering for you! As you stand just outside the red-and-white tent flaps, you can hear them screaming for the ringmaster – that master of the circus, the king of all party-throwers! Amidst the many dazzling spectacles, the ringmaster is the figure that all eyes follow. Even the clowns on unicycles, the fearsome lions and tigers, the adorably plump trained seals, and the dizzying acrobats can’t compete with the ringmaster’s charisma. He plays the crowd like a grand piano, drawing on their excitement and their sense of wonder to produce a show like no one has ever seen before. That’s show business, baby!Design & DetailsDazzle and delight in your Spotlight Ringmaster Men’s Costume! Such an incredibly dashing entertainer needs an incredibly dashing costume, don’t you agree? We’ve got you covered. The 100 percent polyester satin red tailcoat pairs beautifully with the black trouser pants embellished with gold trim. The vest front features gold swirl brocade detail. Add the black top hat for the crowning touch (pardon our pun). Its red satin trim is as delightful as its collapsible design.Big Top Fun Long after the circus is over, everyone will still be talking about the incredible ringmaster! Whether partying with your friends or hosting a show to end all shows, you’ll be ready for anything in your Spotlight Ringmaster Men’s Costume.
Crack the WhipDo you run the show? Maybe your career doesn't take place in the circus but your life is still entertaining! Everyone in your life has their own talent. Your sister in law has a balancing act with three kids who all have different interests from ballet to soccer to ceramics, you can see her walking on a tightrope throwing flaming clubs into the air. Then there's your partner, they're always pulling faces and making you laugh as they go through their morning routine with a slapstick quality. They'd be a clown for sure. Your younger sister shirks responsibility so well that she'd be an escape artist without any doubt! If you're the type of person that keeps everyone on the right track and encourages folks to perform well, then you'll feel right at home when you're dressing up in this ringmaster costume.Product DetailsYou'll be ready to start the show in this awesome costume. The fitted red jacket has golden tassels on the shoulders and the dashing striped cuffs studded with gold buttons. Layered under the jacket is a vest with a scrolling pattern, silver buttons, and ruffles around the collar. You'll love the way the tawny pants pair with knee-high boots, looking timeless with the rest of the ensemble. A small top hat and a black bowtie makes this costume complete. Polish off this look with a whip prop to make sure everyone knows to respect your reign!Big Ideas Under the Big TopMaybe you're heading out on Halloween solo or maybe you want to pair up with the rest of the circus act. Heading out with the bearded lady, the strongman, and maybe even a clown. You might just be dressing up for Halloween but with costumes this good, you guys could probably sell a few tickets!
Sure you play the fool sometimes. But there is a difference between PLAYING the fool, and BEING the fool. And you know this difference well. The fool is the person who does things without thinking about them. The person playing the fool thinks long, and hard about the things that they do well in advance of doing them.But wearing a jester hat (this jester hat maybe?) is a good way to set yourself apart from the person who is the fool. You want everyone to know that playing the fool is just that, acting. And that you are an incredibly talented individual. Heck, you know how to juggle 6 daggers at once. Not just anyone can do that! Usually only those with jester hats on.
Big Booger BabyThe peak of humor is, without a doubt, pure grossness. Unadulterated, disgusting, putrid, vile, and viscous goop dripping from an overlarge, screwed up baby face? LOL. Maybe your baby looks like this on the regular? Maybe you’re just letting your inner kid out to the real world one night each year as part of a horrific curse? Doesn’t matter, it’s all in good fun.One thing is for sure, if you wear this costume, you will definitely meet the love of your life at the party. Women and men love to see confidence, and nothing says confidence like showing up to a party replete with sexy crayons, witches, and pirates dressed in the Adult Big Booger Baby Costume.Product DetailsIn case you need it, this Adult Big Booger Baby Costume comes with a giant diaper, complete with elastic waistband and leg openings. The pullover top is reversible, with one side being pink and the other blue, allowing you to flaunt your style. The 13-inch bottle and 10-inch pacifier should be enough to really sell the baby aspect, if people didn’t pick it up from the diaper and giant baby mask. Speaking of which, the mask is held on by an elastic band around the back and comes equipped with holes to attach the booger-esque slime. The bib and bonnet are each held on by fabric ties. We have no doubt that if you wear this Adult Big Booger Baby Costume, you will be the most horrific-looking person at your party.Where’s my Mommy?This costume is so convincing that any nearby exhausted mothers who see you will be forced by the mother code to attempt to wipe your snotty face clean and return you to your mother. Sure, it will be awkward when you come clean and admit that you’re an adult in a big booger baby costume, but hey, that’s how it goes on Halloween.
Surely, You Jest!Sexy and clown? Yeah, you read that right. They said it couldn't be done. They called us crazy! They told us that clowns were always either funny or scary, and that making a sexy clown costume was impossible. Well, we have a knack for attempting the impossible when it comes to costume design... and our designers really went to the circus with this Sexy Clown Costume for men.It combines classic, funny elements from traditional clown outfits with just a twist of seductive style that will have everyone rethinking their ideas about clowns.Design & DetailsReady to bring a new kind of clown to the circus? This Made By Us design is the perfect way to showcase your steamy side while garnering a few laughs! The costume starts with a mesh cop top, which has red, yellow, and blue polka dots all over it. The form-fit style helps you showcase your body, while adding a fun splash of color to your look. The jersey knit shorts with elastic in the waist and have a rainbow stripe pattern.The suspenders are attached to the shorts and clip onto the front of the shorts with metal clips. This helps give it a retro look, while also helping the fit of the shorts. The foam bow tie has a satin exterior and fits with an elastic band. Finally, the hat is made out of a stiff felt material, so it will keep its shape through all of your wacky antics!
The fun thing about a Potato Head toy was that you could make it be anything you wanted. You had a choice of different eyes, noses, mouths, and ears. You could give it a hat, or not. Ditto for facial hair. Or any other kind of hair. Want to wear a different pair of shoes? You can swap those out in a jiff! It was the best kind of toy – totally ridiculous, yet creative and fun at the same time.Potato Heads aren’t just fun for kids – even as an adult I’ve found that switching around the various parts for a few minutes helps me relax and feel playful again. This costume can help bring that feeling full circle this Halloween!Of course, after a while the various pieces started getting lost when you were a kid and then you didn't have as many options. Maybe you ended up with an extra hat as your new pair of shoes or an extra mouth where the eyes should be, but no matter - you can have all of those options again with this Mr / Mrs Potato Head Plus Size Costume! The costume base is a sleeveless, foam-backed tunic that fasts at the back with a Hook and Loop fastener closure. The ears are sewn on (sorry if you wanted to swap the ears out for an extra set of arms!), but the other parts of the costume and face are interchangeable. The face pieces come for both male and female potato heads and they attach to the tunic with Hook and Loop fastener. Grab a pair of these costumes for a fun couples costume this Halloween!
If you find yourself spending your days slipping on banana peels you inconveniently placed yourself, or if you find yourself vaulting over the fence in your yard to throw pies at unsuspecting neighbors, or you spend hours in front of the mirror every day, caking your face with so much makeup it ends up looking like paint, then—well, you have a problem. The good news for you is that you have a very specific problem, unlike those chumps who can't find love or are trying to invest in the stock market. For this dilemma, meanwhile, you have but two options: You can stuff your bags with all your red noses, wigs, and prank props and hoof it to clown school, or you can simply dress the part and get back out to doing your thing!We've got the hook up if you're partial to the latter. Bottom line: this silly behavior means you're a clown at heart at the very least, and the only way for you to ever be happy is to put on a wacky costume like this—ideally, paired with a set of big floppy shoes. They would match the pink satin polka dot dress, the matching hair scrunchies, and the oversized hoop-skirt... Well, as much as anything could match big floppy shoes. Make us proud, you glorious, awkward clown. Don't forget us when your face is plastered on circus posters across the nation!
Oh, what big teeth you have! is usually not what you expect to hear when someone sees a baby for the first time. That's probably what you would expect to hear when someone first sees a horse, a beaver, or a grizzled champion sweet corn eater, but not an innocent baby human! However, history has proven that not only is anything possible, everything has probably already happened, and many times. But, on the off-chance there actually hasn't been a huge-toothed baby yet, you can get ahead of the curve with this Two Front Teeth Pacifier! Everyone will be doing double-takes as they see this big, cartoonish, buck tooth grin on your baby's little face. It's made of BPA-free plastic, so luckily these chompers don't require any flossing or brushing. Think of all the conversations about infant costumes and baby orthodontia it'll spark too.
You could learn a lot from a Dummy. Buckle your safety belt.Everyone drives like a dummy sometimes. Well maybe not everybody, but a lot of people do. However, even if you are a good driver, you can still get into a car accident. It might just be worth it to take some advice from a dummy about safety belts.You used to love Larry, and Vince. (Larry a little more, because Vince was always ready to quit.) It was so exciting whenever they were on the TV. Sure they were telling you to buckle up, but they were doing it in a cool way. By showing you what happens to dummies when they don't wear their seat belts. They went flying through the windshield. Their arms, or legs becoming detached. Their car being demolished.This year you can bring Larry back. Dress up in this Crash Test Dummy Costume, and tell people about vehicle safety. Tell them about the dangers of not buckling up. Tell them all about what happens if you put small children in the front seat of a car. Remind them that airbags are pretty great, but you still need your safety belt on to be safe. So, throw on this costume, and watch some Crash Test Dummy commercials from the 80s, and 90s to brush up on your safety tips. Be warned though, you are not as easily repaired as Larry once was.
THE ULTIMATE TRICKWhen your kiddo gets to a certain age, suddenly, all those early years of trying to help her learn how to talk begins to feel like a horrible mistake. Now, suddenly, she knows so many words. In fact, she seems to be inventing new ones. She chatters in a foreign language about things that you feel you should be understanding at least in context, but how can any parent stay woke when the kids are obvs geekin with the fam with NC during a Code 9 to KPC. You 123?... We're not even sure what we just said, there. The point is that sometimes with all the confusing chatter in newfangled slang, it sometimes brings you back to the days when she didn't say much at all! If only we could head back there for a moment's peace that might give us a chance to at least Google what the heck anything means. Well, there are definitely options! And, while we're at it, we can even throw in a dose of amazing French culture! DESIGN & DETAILSOur amazing design team took a whole month's vow of silence to work on this glorious and exclusive Mime Costume. This 3/4-length sleeved shirt has the iconic black and white stripes of the street performer look which matches perfectly with the black elastic-waist shorts. The iconic beret hat helps to cinch the look while the red suspenders and scarf give just enough of a flair of color that your little mime is bound to get some attention. Remember the white face paint to help the kiddo stay expressive! KNOW EVERYTHING THEY SAYThere are really only two ways to be sure that you can translate your kiddo. Either walk around with a Tween-2-Classic translator app on your phone or have her speak in pantomime instead! At least with the latter, you'll also have a great costume available for all your parties!
Ya Big BabyWhen was your earliest memory? They say the first memory happens somewhere between two and three years old. You could be in your crib, or in the backseat of your parent's car as they pull up to the drive-thru, or maybe you remember the terrifying darkness of forced nap time of the daycare center (why, mom, why!?). No matter who you are, if you're reading this you were once a tiny little baby, making their way through the world of adolescence. Learning how to crawl, how to talk, how to walk, and how to get into a good college. They say we can never go back to our youth, but we say "where there's a will there's a way..." and we've found the way.Product DetailsThis Adult Baby Boomer Costume is a funny costume idea for men who just never seem to grow up. Pick up a jumbo bottle and fill it with an adult beverage so you can really get the party started!
A hairy situationSo, you’re planning on attending a circus-themed costume party, eh? What on earth are you going to wear? There are so many options! But you’re more daring than the average costume partygoer. You don’t want to be some cliché character, like a clown, an acrobat or a sexy ringleader. What else will really make you stand out from among the crowd?We know! Why don’t you go as a bearded woman? Flirty acrobats are so last Halloween, and there will probably be at least three at this year’s party anyway. Bearded ladies have been a staple of carnivals and circuses since the 1800s. Josephine Clofullia, who toured with P.T. Barnum, had such an impressive beard that she was actually taken to court because someone was convinced she was a man in disguise!Now, we understand the difficulty in committing to this costume… It can take forever to grow a beard, and the party is in two days! That’s not nearly enough time to became a truly authentic bearded woman. But we think we can help with a handy little cheat!Product detailsYou’re sure to be the star of the show with this Plus Size Women’s Bearded Lady Circus Costume! With this exclusive costume, you’re guaranteed to be the only one dressed like you are! The red polyester satin dress is floor length and possesses a stellar old-fashioned style. It comes with a front black-and-white striped inset that recalls circus tents of years gone by, and there’s glittering gold trim that runs along the front as well. (The costume does not come with a beard and, yes, we’re aware of the irony of this situation.)Ready for the roadNow that you have your exclusive bearded lady costume, you’ll be ready for anything, whether that’s a costume party or really running away with the circus!
If you have ever wondered why your mutant broccoli monster costume isn't getting the scares you were hoping for, or why your fancy tailored green tuxedo just doesn't look as dashing as you were expecting, take a look at your accessories. You can put all of the detail you want into the body, mask, and limbs of a scary monster costume, but if you still have human hands and feet, it's just not gonna fly! Or, if you show up to a dinner party in a well tailored, custom designed tuxedo and overcoat, but you don't have the gloves to match, it's going to look like you forgot something. So, have you caught onto what we're getting at yet? You need a pair of these Green Gloves! These stretchy, green, adult-sized gloves are the perfect accessory for your green-themed costumes and everyday wardrobe. You'll thank us when you are out in your leprechaun costume, and you need to slap someone with a glove to challenge them to a duel!
Wigging OutIt is so hard to get that classic clown look without resorting to dangerous or experimental methods. Sticking a fork in an outlet is hilarious in cartoons, but is far too deadly in real life. It’s not worth the perfectly poofy and crazy hairstyle that clowns love if you have to die to get it!There are some more life-preserving methods, but then you have to wonder if you are going to be able to undo the frizz when you need your hair next, or if you’ll be stuck. Maybe your hair will just stay like that forever if you trust those funny ointments from the snake oil salesman clown. If only there were a way to have removable crazy hair that still looked great…Ahead of the GameGood news everyone! We have developed a way to have removable crazy hair that still looks great! This Funhouse Clown Black and White Wig is both wickedly cool-looking and totally removable. As a bonus, it can even be re-applied to your head! The black and white striations are perfect camouflage if you ever need to steal the scene in an old timey movie, and the conical protrusions are great if you want to pass for a football. All in all, this wig is perfect for any goofy occasions you can think of!
Are you ready to usher back the reign of the happy clown? Well, we think it's about time! Those clown naysayers have had the floor long enough. So, don those cheery pastel colors, make sure your balloons are organized, and tighten the laces of your giant shoes. Today is your turn! What's your clowning specialty? You don't really seem like you're the slap stick type, tumbling over yourself as you run from a Billy goat in a circus ring. Hey, you might be that kind of clown, how should we know? We've never been to clown college! It's just that your fashionable look suggests your clowning abilities are more refined. You might take cartwheeling to a whole new level or maybe you're a talented juggler. Whatever your talent is, we're confident of one thing: you are not a mime! With this cotton candy hair of yours, we're sure that you have much more fun than those monochromatic folks. This slightly curled hair with all the volume you can ask for is sure to stand out in a crowd, clown crowd or otherwise. Now all you need to do is decide on your clown name!
That's Some Really Strong Plant FoodSo, funny story. Yesterday at the greenhouse, one of the workers appears to have only chugged half of their bottle of extra-strong energy drink before leaving it on one of the raised beds. The next morning, the rest of the drink was gone, and some of the flowers had significantly changed. We're talking groundbreaking developments here: The plant was able to play tag, run races, beat their plant parents in video games and do other really impressive stuff! Product DetailsThis exclusive Girl's Potted Flower Costume is like nothing you've ever seen in your local plant nursery! The green jersey knit shirt fastens at the back and has leaf-shaped flaps sewn to the ends of its long sleeves. The brown felt "pot" is attached to the bottom of the shirt and has a flexible plastic rod hidden in its upper and lower edges to help it keep its shape. The jersey knit hood's facial opening is bordered with a brown ruffle and oversized yellow fabric flower petals. Flower Power Have you ever been told that you're blooming with potential? Well, it probably wasn't meant literally, but now it's true in every way! This costume is fantastic if you've got a green thumb that you want to share with the world. You can wear it for Halloween, school events, and even to surprise someone who wants to get a closer look at that fantastic and enormous potted flower sitting on the front porch. Imagine their faces when they discover that it's ALIVE!
Dive Right InSo, we've heard through the grapevine that this will be your first-ever Halloween party. We have a million questions, namely: HOW is that possible? But all those questions aside, we're here to help you find the perfect look for your Halloween debut.We assume you'll want something eye-catching, something unique. Something adventurous and sophisticated. And since scuba is one of your favorite hobbies, this Adult Sunny Scuba Diver Costume totally fits the bill!Looks like it's time to zip it up and dive into Halloween revelry, head first! This look is the perfect metaphor for your experience, and it's also just a really, really cool costume. Product DetailsThis costume is one part party, one part adventure, and exclusively made by us for the utmost attention to detail and craftsmanship. The red jumpsuit has a front zipper that makes it easy to suit up, and the yellow matching hood will keep your head warm in chilly October weather.The clear goggles look authentic and secure with an elastic band, and the flippers may take some getting used to but are totally fun. You even get an air tank backpack, because you never know when the time will come in to jump in and swim with some sharks!Conversation StarterOne of the best parts of this look is that you can use it as an opportunity to chat up fellow partygoers with thrilling tales of your best-ever dives, the Great Barrier Reef, the Great Blue Hole, Darwin Island...wow, you look and sound super-cool in this outfit!
Larger Than LifeWe have to admit, when you said you were going "larger than life" with this year's Halloween costume, we don't think your pals really bought it. They thought, OK, she'll do something with a really cool special effect or face paint. But we don't think they took you literally. "Larger," though, means larger, in the case of this Adult Inflatable Giraffe Costume. Once you figure out how to maneuver through the doorway of your friend's apartment and make an entrance at their big Halloween party, we think your presence will have quite an effect.After all, you're dressed as a giant blow-up giraffe! What could be better? Whether your friends are going for a safari or zoo group theme, or you plan to just prance about (Do giraffes prance? Saunter?)...er...clomp about on your own, loving your giraffe existence, you will feel both wild and friendly in this great costume.Product DetailsZip into this inflatable jumpsuit and transform instantly into a cute and charming giraffe. We can honestly say that this is one of the only costumes where the profile view is even cuter than the front. Luckily, this inflatable look works from all angles, thanks to its clever design. You have a battery pack and fan inside the costume, as well as a see-through panel for your face to peek through. You're looking awesome, from your ossicones (that's the word for a giraffe's "horns") to your hooves!Welcome to the ZooIf things get a bit too wild, feel free to clomp on out of the party and stroll home in a leisurely way. Giraffes don't like too much hubbub, unless it's related to their great costume!
The Night Is Dark and Full of TerrorsStrike fear into the hearts of many--but do it in a softer way--with this Inflatable Adult Skeleton Dragon Costume. With the simple click of the on switch, a tiny motor activates a fan that fully inflates this costume in moments. The white dragon bones pop against a dark, black background, and the wings and tail show the others in the room that you are not to be trifled with. It doesn't get any easier than an inflatable costume--but nobody will dare suggest that to your face.Product DetailsThis is a BYOB (bring your own batteries) situation, but you'll want to have extras on hand anyway because you won't want to take this Inflatable Adult Skeleton Dragon Costume off. The opening is in the front and it's easy to close and easy to remove so there's no need for an assistant's help all night. A battery powered fan inflates the costume and keeps you cool. Every bit, from your fingers to your toes, will be covered, and a clear panel inside the mouth helps you see where you're going. Flap your wings, wiggle your tail, and let out a roar, because you've arrived.Fly the SkiesYou won't really be able to take flight, but inside this Inflatable Adult Skeleton Dragon Costume you might feel like soaring through the air. There's no way to feel cramped or sweaty with a constant breeze around you, and who could be sad when they're dressed as a dragon?
Get on the BusKids say the darndest things, don’t they? Ask a kid what they want for breakfast and they’ll say lasagna. Take them to a fast food joint and they’ll ask for Cheerios. Ask them where babies come from and they will give you an immediate and elaborate story about a baby fairy. Ask them where the money comes from and they might say a “Money Bush.” Ask them where cats come from and they’ll tell you “the internet.” Seriously, what? Ask them if they are excited to ride on the school bus and, without skipping a beat, they tell you they’d rather be a school bus.Design & DetailsA soft matt jersey fabric, this unique costume is also made out of a soft foam material and it fits around your toddler’s shoulders, transforming him into a bright yellow school bus in the process. Your kid will be able to Vroom! Vroom! all the way through your home as the mass transportation vehicle of his dreams. Best of all, it’s one of our Made By Us costumes, so you can rest assured it was made with care by one of our in-house designers. You can worry less about the quality of the costume and more about what in the world your little one will say next. Just make sure to teach him all the rules of the road before you send him off into the backyard to bring all those lucky people to class!Let's Go For a DriveWe aren’t going to ask anymore questions. Far be it from us to impede those burgeoning and lively imaginations. In fact, we want to help kids realize their goals, no matter how out-of-left-field they might seem. The craziest dreams are usually the ones most worth pursuing, an adult once told us. So, for the kiddo that wants to be, erm, a school bus… may we introduce to you our exclusive Toddler Ride in School Bus Costume!