Vintage Strongman Boys Costume
1285748361$44.99
THE GREATEST SHOW OF STRENGTHNo matter your lot in life, you've probably had some hefty dreams of being known for some kind of exceptional and almost superhuman skill. If by now, you have not yet felt your mutant strengths beginning to appear, it might be out of luck. (We're still crossing our fingers for you, of course.) But, either way, it doesn't mean that your family needs to be left in the dark without those skills! Your kiddo still has plenty opportunity to develop some of those amazing talents and bring about an amazing change for the future. Until we have schools for the extraordinary, though, your tyke might need to stick to proving themselves in contests of strength down at the local carnival. Sure, we might not have seen them all that active since the '20s, but everything can have its comeback.FUN DETAILSShow the world your tyke's might with this Vintage Strongman Boy's Costume. This exclusive white and red wrestler's style singlet is the mix of a pullover shirt that features tattooed designs and elastic waist pants with all the circus-style markings that you're hoping for. The included belt has a hook and loop fastener for easy wear and features an oversized, decorative metal buckle in the front that only heightens that victoriously strong look. All you'll need next is an olden-day mustache, some mock dumbells, and either a bald cap or a wig for even crazier hair and the festival is won! A DREAM OF STRENGTH MADE REALWhen your kiddo tells you that they want to be super strong when they grow up, they're probably picturing something like Captain America or Superman. Who can blame them? They're pretty recognizably strong folks. But, imagine the fun of letting your kiddo be a real-world strongman and show everyone how it can really work! This Vintage Strongman Costume is just the way to make that dream come true.
Dark Jester Adult Costume
1265312358$44.99
The king or queen may be the one with all the actual power to govern. But behind the scenes, it’s usually the jester who’s really pulling the strings! So if you’ve got big plans but aren’t in any rush to take on the responsibility of real rule, you might want to consider brushing up on your knock-knock jokes and putting on this sinister Dark Jester Costume!Sure, the chump on the throne may be little more than your puppet. But it’s going to be hard to enact your diabolical agenda if anyone notices that you’re not the jovial joker that you pretend to be. And we’re not saying you have to become a master of stand-up or anything, but you’ve got to keep everybody chuckling if you want to distract them from your true purpose!Otherwise, you might be the one who winds up in stitches. After all, most people aren’t fond of being fooled by the fool! But if you manage to convince them that the surly sneer of your skull mask is really just a playful grin, you’ll always be able to snatch as much power as you crave!This hypnotic checkered costume set has everything you need to play the part of court jester, with details that can seem cheerful or macabre depending on the light. And since you seem to favor the shadows, we suspect that the decor of the royal palace is about to get a nefarious twist!
Blue Crayola Crayon Kid's Costume
1286593184$39.99
True to BlueIn our experience, most kids switch their favorite colors by week, day, or mood. But then there are kids that love blue. We've seen little to no wavering in their dedication to blue. No matter their age, they're true to their chosen color and would probably make each arc of the rainbow a different blue hue if they could.We can't blame them. Blue is everywhere and beyond versatile. With a blue crayon, skies, seas, eyes, and countless cars come to life. Where white would hide, blue steps in to ensure snow, clouds, and so many things are visible, and without blue, there'd be no purple or green! If this sounds like something your kiddo would preach, then this Blue Crayola Crayon Costume is destined to join their costume wardrobe!Design & DetailsThis officially licensed exclusive makes showing love for blue easy with a one-piece design. Lightweight, foam-backed materials give the pullover tunic the shape of a Crayola crayon. Two shades of blue and black printed graphics ensure the costume looks just like a classic Crayola crayon in its wrapper. Meanwhile, an opening in the costume crayon's nib ensures your little blue-lover can see their impact, and shoulder openings keep arms unrestricted.Blue LoveIf your kiddo's love for blue is as vast as the oceans, skies, and its variety of shades, then this Kid's Blue Crayola Crayon Costume is for them! Dressed in the Made By Us costume tunic, kids are transformed into their favorite crayon and ready to spread the good word about the endlessly useful color.
Tacky Traveler Adult Costume
1305472822$34.99
Trip of a LifetimeWe don't know about you, but we could use a vacation. This year especially. Just imagine yourself sunning on a beach somewhere, drink in hand, watching the waves roll in. Or maybe your style is more adventurous, with outings to cultural sites, restaurants, and markets. Either way, we're guessing your style isn't the same at this Adult Tacky Traveler Costume, which is what makes it so much fun! In it, you can channel those vacay vibes with hilarious humor. So go ahead and set up your Halloween party to match the style of this uncool costume — blend up a pitcher of daiquiris, set out beach chairs for your guests, light a few tiki torches, and require socks and sandals — it's your party, and you'll cry (laughing) if you want to. Now, which way to the buffet?Design & DetailsThis is a clever jumpsuit, designed to look like a tank top, shorts, and button-down shirt. Talk about an easy travel piece! The white tank says "Which Way to the Buffet?" and the oversized shorts pair perfectly with the shirt's bold floral print. For footwear, we suggest the aforementioned winning combo of socks and sandals, or perfectly polished athletic shoes with tube socks. Add a straw hat and the accessories of your choice — sunglasses, tiki glasses, cameras, and passport pouches are all great picks. Happy TravelerAh, now wasn't that vacation simply perfect? Who cares who you offended along the way by talking too loudly in English or ordering a burger and fries everywhere you went? That tacky trip was just what you needed to unwind. Don't forget to make your friends look at all 332 of your photos when you get back!
Broken Glasses
1228413346$7.99
A.P. ClassWelcome to your first A.P. class. What's that? No, you've got it wrong. This is not an advanced placement class, this is a class for accident-prone students. We can see how that would be confusing but what can we say, the teacher of this class is also mistake-prone. For our first class, we're going to focus on risk mitigation when it comes to trips and falls. The most important thing for you to remember is if you're balancing on something or trying something new, make sure you find a safe placement. Rollerblading near water or standing on one leg near a campfire are both dangerous. However, balancing on a short wall in the middle of a grassy lawn might be worth the risk. Looks like that's the bell. Next week we're covering knocking items over so be sure to read the chapter on liquids that stain! Product DetailsThis pair of glasses will make the heart of anyone who's nearsighted skip a beat. The black glasses have lenses printed with a shattered design. A great accessory for nerd costumes and accident victims, you're sure to have a lot of fun slipping on these surprisingly stable broken glasses!
Plus Size Men's Scary Ringmaster Costume
1292924458$69.99
Big Top SwapSure, sure. The circus is super FUN. Nothing scary about a bunch of clowns. Or lions. Or the music. Yup. Nothing bone-chilling about any of that. Except for...everything! Swap "creepy" for "fun" and now you know how we feel about the circus. It's a spooky wonderland of strange people and circumstances, and you never know what will happen. This Plus Size Men's Scary Ringmaster Costume will help bring your eerie vision of the Big Top to life this Halloween. If you don't believe us that the circus can be scary, then we'll just ask you: You've seen this costume, right? You want that showing up at your door at 2 in the morning? And we mentioned the clowns, right?Product DetailsIf you want to feel truly amazed, check out how much detail went into this exclusive costume's jacket, shirt front, pants, and hat. The crimson red velvet tailcoat jacket has a cool cutaway detail and fringed satin epaulets. The piece fastens with a chain across antique brass buttons, while satin embellishments definitely say "I'm the leader of this (scary) show." And just check out this top hat. It looks pretty normal, right? Now put it alongside the rest of this getup and it instantly becomes creepy, right? Take Center StageYou may not win many friends in this freaky costume, but you'll likely win several costume contests. See for yourself just how menacing and formidable you feel when you slip on this costume. We'd hate to find ourselves trapped on your circus train!
Womens Pink Adult Baby Pajamas Costume
1326800237$24.99
Don't Wanna Grow UpWere you excited to grow up as a kid? Adults were allowed to do so many different things. They bought ice cream whenever they wanted. They got to stay up late, use forbidden words, and drive cars. We were bribed into adulthood by all these little details and it wasn't until we were deep into living that nine to five lifestyle that we realized we made a big mistake. Gone are the days we get to take midday naps. Gone are little bowls of applesauce, the cups that won't spill when you turn them over, and the people who lean over and coo as they ask you what your favorite color is. Life as an adult is tough but there's no going back. . . or is there?Product DetailsYou're sure to stay cozy in these cute pink pajamas. The design is warm and simple with oversized sleeves and legs with footies that fit over your shoes of choice. You can slip these on easily with the zipper right up the front. You can even layer clothing underneath to keep warm in cold weather. Pair this pajama suit with any of our accessories from bottles to a lollipop to make your look complete. Going GagaWhether you're heading out to a costume party, celebrating a new baby at a baby shower, or you're simply planning to hang at your crib and watch cartoons, you're sure to enjoy wearing this ensemble. In a dusty pale pink, you'll feel like you've gone back to your childhood. No one is going to judge you for eating Mac and Cheese and popsicles for dinner. You've gained the right to rave about cartoons and to cuddle teddy bears. While growing up might have been a big mistake, we're pretty sure returning to childhood a second time is going to be a lot more fun. Hey, this time you can buy your own ice cream!
Red Clown Shoes
1308253742$24.99
Hilarious or Horrifying?Are you planning to dress up as a funny clown who makes people smile with slapstick comedy and unicycle skills? You're going to need a correspondingly silly pair of shoes. Or, are you planning to go the circus creep route instead, causing people to shriek and run away from your bloodstained fangs? You're still going to need silly shoes. It'll make your outfit even more terrifying. Product DetailsMake a silly or spooky impression in these Red Clown Costume Shoes! The circus-worthy footwear are made out of shiny red faux patent leather and black plastic soles. They feature oversized, rounded toes and lace up the front with red shoelaces. On with the Show Skip over clown school and just get these shoes! Once you put them on, you'll have no trouble acting the part of either a happy-go-lucky jester or a sinister monster with a bloodthirsty mind.
100lbs Strongman Barbell Prop
1213250976$12.99
One Two One TwoYour muscles are majestic. They’re like the eighth wonder of the world! You could flex your muscles at a carnival and it would be a million dollar act! Only the truly worthy should get to see them working at 100% power! That’s why you should let them rest when you’re showing off the guns to the peasants. That’s why you need this 100 lbs Strongman Barbell.Design & DetailsNow, with this handy accessory, you can show off your might without having to expend your precious stamina. The barbell weight is made out of plastic, so your beastly biceps should be able to lift them with ease. The real trick to this barbell is the “50 lbs” printed on the sides. It makes it look like you’re lifting a hefty weight like it’s nothing. And the best part is, you can save your strength for when you really need to show off an amazing feat of strength.Sideshow StarIf you want to be the strongest man ever, you'll have to hit the gym every single day. That's how the old sideshow acts worked back in the day. Those strong men made a living out of it! But the real key to success is looking like a strong guy and that's exactly what this fake weight does. Do ya even lift, bro? Now ya do.
Boy's Deluxe Lego Darth Vader Costume - Lego Star Wars
1235918323$74.99
More machine than manWhen Anakin Skywalker fell to the dark side and began his quest to take over the galaxy, he knew he would need to make himself more powerful than a regular human being. He began rebuilding himself with mechanical upgrades, one part at a time. First it was one hand, then his other arm and both legs. But while his new robotic appendages were impressive and much stronger than normal arms and legs, he knew that he could do better than mere steel. So he began to scour the universe, looking for stronger, more indestructible materials to use. Eventually he found them: Legos.Legos are maybe the hardest things in the universe. Lego guys can lose their arms and just as easily reattach them, which comes in real hand-y if they lose a limb during a lightsaber fight. And there's nothing as painful as stepping on a Lego in the dark, which makes them perfect tools for evil Sith Lords hoping to sow pain and disorder throughout the galaxy. Yes, Legos would do very well for Lord Vader's new body, indeed!Product DetailsRule the galaxy in this LEGO Star Wars Boy's Deluxe Lego Darth Vader costume. The cosmic costume comes with a Darth Vader half-mask, mini-figure tunic with screen print, detachable cape, pants and a pair of black hands. The tunic features print that looks just like Darth Vader's infamous outfit, including his belt and buttons. The pants have an elastic waistband for comfy fit, while the tunic has a hook-and-loop closure to make it easy to put on.Join the Dark Side!Next time Darth Vader gets into a lightsaber battle with an upstart Jedi, he's going to be ready. Imagine the foolish Jedi's surprise when Vader loses an arm and the battle seems over, only for Vader to carelessly pop his arm right back in! Victory is guaranteed to be his!
Galileo Galilei Costume for Men
1213241442$39.99
The Abridged BioGalileo had guts. He also had an brother who borrowed tons of money from him to pursue his dream of being a professional lute player (brothers, right?)... but that's a whole other story! Armed with nothing but mathematics, a telescope (which he invented), and a plucky attitude, he decided to make the argument that the Earth revolved around the sun. Seems kind of obvious now, but back then, the powers that be didn't like that sort of talk. In fact, Galileo even started a little feud with the Pope! The Pope of the time wasn't a fan of Galileo's scientific theories, so he made Galileo renounce his scientific findings and he eventually put Galileo on house arrest. He put everything on the line to show the world his findings, and became the "father of modern physics!"It just goes to show that sometimes, you have to question the status quo! That's exactly what this Made by Us Galileo Galilei Costume does!Design & DetailsOur costume designers are big fans of Galileo. His defiant attitude and dedication to finding facts are awesome and they wanted to create an outfit that captures the spirit and attitude of Galileo. They looked at classic paintings of him and this is what they came up with! The costume stars with a black jacket that has buttons down the front. The white collar and matching sleeves add a pop of white contrast the to dark coat. The costume also comes with a pair of pants and a wig that's made out of synthetic materials. It has an attached beard and mustache to help give you his iconic look from various historical portraits. Put it all together and you might be ready to challenge the current status quo on astronomy!Reach for the StarsYou can study the stars... or you could start a brand new feud with the Pope. We recommend doing the first one and avoiding the second one!
Infant Salt and Pepper Shaker Sweeties Costumes
1265311365$34.99
We Go TogetherSalt and pepper: The dynamic duo! They're always together and they complement each other so well. They're just like the little twins or the mini best buds you know. Where one goes, the other is sure to follow, and if you see one without the other, it just looks weird. Sure, they're great on their own, but they're having the most fun when they're seasoning each other's lives with their joint mischief. Product DetailsShake up the costume game with this pair of Infant Salt & Pepper Shaker Sweeties Costumes! The set includes one black tunic with long sleeves and silver trim along the collar, shoulders, and down the sides to mimic the shape of a diner-style shaker. The hemline is also trimmed with silver fabric and conceals elastic edging. The front is printed with a white oval that features an oversized capital "P" in its center. The white tunic has matching silver edging and hem as well as a silver-outlined oval on the center chest that features an oversized capital "S." Each tunic comes with a puffy hat shaped like the top of a seasoning shaker and made out of shiny silver material. Both can be worn over leggings or pants for an outfit that's as comfortable as it is adorable. The Two You Really Need If you don't have a certain spice for a recipe, you can usually substitute for another - unless it's salt or pepper! Those are absolutely necessary. We're guessing you might start feeling that this costume is absolutely necessary for your little cuties, too!
Adult Inflatable Sumo Wrestler Costume
1235916083$34.99
Super LargeAre you ready to step into the ring as one of the world's largest athletes? You might have never thought it was possible to become a sumo wrestler, but we can make it happen. Hey, we're Team HalloweenCostumes, after all, and we've got more than just a few tricks up our sleeves. And our favorite costume trick? Inflatables!That's right, we've got quite a few costumes that use fan-powered action for dramatic effect, and this Adult Sumo Costume has got the stuff to turn you into a renowned wrestler. All you gotta do is grab this costume, power it up, and you're gonna be ready for some fun!Design & detailsThis detailed costume recreates the appearance of a super-sized wrestler. It comes as a vinyl jumpsuit complete with an integrated fan. The suit secures in the back with a zipper and hook and loop tab at the top, and it fits with elastic around the head, arms, and leg. Just insert 4 AA batteries into the power pack, and you'll be able to inflate the costume for full effect.Everything inflatableHey, there's a wide world of inflatable costumes out there, because Halloween is most certainly a time to become large and in charge. From dinosaurs to aliens to wacky Pick Me Up designs, we've got them all right here at HalloweenCostumes.com!
Inflatable Adult Unicorn Ride-On Costume
1235916432$49.99
Magical TransformationIn high school, you were a shy wallflower. You didn't attend many parties, and you never dressed up for Halloween (we'll circle back to that later!). But you made a firm decision—college would be a fresh start, and you would dive in head first, in every way. You would push yourself out of your comfort zone and make new friends. You would join clubs, do plays, and go to every soiree that came your way. And now? You're not only not a wallflower, but you're quite the social butterfly. There's something magical about your transformation! So, when you contemplate your Halloween costume for the upcoming bash, you want to go big, bold, and beautiful. This Adult Inflatable Ride-On Unicorn Costume is mystical and sweet, pretty and eye-catching, so you can continue to be the center of attention you were born to be!Product DetailsThis adorable outfit features a pair of drawstring pants that inflate easily, thanks to a built-in fan and battery pack (batteries not included) in the hip area. Golden shoe covered match the unicorn's front hooves and a little cone hat completes the look. Wear it with your favorite top for an over-the-top but oh-so-much-fun look that speaks volumes about your infectious personality. You're almost too good to be true in this costume.Ghost of Halloween PastNow that we have you sorted for this Halloween, let's discuss all those Halloweens you didn't dress up. You owe it to yourself to make them all up. Looks like you have months and months of Halloween parties in your future. It will only make you more popular with your crew—everyone loves a good costume party!
Girl's Science Nerd Costume
1236263629$39.99
Total Cutie PiYour kiddo is gaga for geothermal energy. She's a whiz at robotics. She flips for physics. And her chemistry sets outnumber her dolls by the dozens. Your little brainiac can't get enough of the scientific world, and she is ready to show everyone she meets this Halloween just how happy is she is to be a "science nerd!" Cool! We love a gal who knows who she is, what she likes, and who doesn't apologize for it. That's why we think this Girl's Science Nerd Costume is too cute for your brilliant little kiddo. Because pretty soon, she is bound to become a powerful, smart, genius and head some cool engineering firm or design the world's first water system on the moon. So, better get on her good side now — she's gonna rule the world someday!Design & DetailsThe irony of this costume is there is truly nothing "nerdy" about it! It's cool as can be, from the darling details and careful craftsmanship achieved by our fabulous in-house design team. The dress is styled to look like a retro top and pink plaid jumper, complete with a science pun on the front, as well as pleats, a collar, and a matching bow at the neck. Add some super-cool kicks, a pair of too-big glasses, and maybe a beaker or test tube for a fantastically smart look!Science Fair FlairEven after Halloween has passed, your brainiac will find fun ways to wear this look. Maybe she'll sport it at the science fair to claim her first place ribbon, or to celebrate Pi Day her way!
Robot Rascal Costume For Toddlers
1322487758$39.99
Daddy meet DataThere have been signs for years now. Our phones have been getting smaller. Kids have been learning to code their own toys. And what's with that ice cream that comes in the form of tiny balls? Yep, the future is now and if we had been paying attention we would have already known. If you had been warned, you wouldn't have been surprised when your toddlers started talking in beeps and boops. One morning you served them yogurt and berries like usual and they simply refused to eat, asking for motor oil instead. You thought it must have been a fluke. Then you noticed how they were walking when they got up to go play. Yep, they were doing a mobile version of the robot. You have a choice, of course, you can either fight the future or embrace it. Our opinion? There's no fighting this wave of technology. Compromise with your kids, if they stay away from motor oil and eat a human breakfast, you'll let them dress in this awesome futuristic robot costume!Details & DesignLet your kiddo become part of the future with this hilarious robot costume! Since it's Made by Us it's comfy, well-designed, and high quality. The featured tunic is structured but soft enough to keep playtime comfortable with imagination inducing buttons and charts printed on the front. Your kiddo can totally transform with boxy boot covers, wristlets that make hands snappy, and a headpiece that sets the look off just right.Futuristic FunHere's the thing about robots, they've gotta have fuel to run. Your little robot just might happen to run on candy, which is pretty convenient on Halloween night. Have them speak robot when they're trick-or-treating and who knows how much chocolate you'll get. You know what they say about robots and efficiency!
Women's Green Crayola Crayon Costume
1272485007$39.99
Cray-ving Some Arts and CraftsThese days, there isn’t much of the day that is apportioned to arts and crafts. When we were in elementary school, the teachers always made sure we had sufficient time to practice artistic endeavors. Nowadays, it is just lot of the same thing every day.That is why this is such an important costume. Of all the ways you can protest the lack of arts and crafts time at jobs today, this is no doubt one of the most effective and creative. That’s a pretty good start!Product DetailsMaking sure you are dressed right for any occasion is very important, which is why we recommend setting yourself up right with this Women's Green Crayola Crayon Costume. This “Made By Us” costume was put together by our hard working and careful artisans, so you will feel good about wearing this for years to come. The included dress and hat make you look just like the waxy writing utensil that we all used for years and then never again. The nostalgia factor is high with this costume! The flattering and fun green color is definitely the best choice for a crayon costume, since there are so many possibilities for accessories. This costume is fun, cute, and creative, and we are sure you will love it!Green with EnvyIf you are searching for the perfect way to look classic and original, then you are in the right place. You will feel like a winner in this cool and comfortable costume. Just make sure you think of three or four really good green puns before you go out!
Fool All Braces Fake Teeth
1238353839$19.99
Hey, is there any broccoli stuck in my braces? You might be asking yourself, "why wear fake braces?" Back in the 80's it might not have been cool to have a nerdy look, but these days, geek is the new chic so why not embrace it? These fake teeth with attached braces will definitely fool all. Just throw on a pair of thick glasses, a bow tie, and a tiny pocket calculator to add some nerdy style to your ensemble.You don't have to worry about these fake teeth falling out and blowing your cover, because your teeth will come with a set of instructions and mouth adhesive. You may have a slight lisp while these bad boys are in, but hey, that will only up your geek factor so...you're welcome! The perfect accessory to add to any geek inspired costume or just throw them in whenever just to get a few laughs from your friends.
Toilet Paper Costume for Adults
1213242393$39.99
Staple Shortage There’s a saying that goes “You never know what you have until it’s gone.” Think about all the things you use on a daily basis that make our lives livable but that you usually don’t take notice of. For example, forks and spoons, so we don’t have to eat with our fingers. You don’t really consider how useful they are until you pour yourself a bowl of cereal and then realize none of your spoons are clean. (We don’t recommend trying to eat the cereal with a fork. Very inefficient.) One of the greatest underappreciated champions of our households is toilet paper. Of all the things to run out of, it is possibly the worst. What else are we supposed to use to entertain our cats or make an emergency mummy costume? And what is sadder than having to throw a party on short notice when you don’t have any? Where’s the fun in decorating without toilet paper streamers and lovely white paper flowers? Product Details Show your appreciation of our unsung hero with this Toilet Paper Costume! It has a wire rim to keep that nice round shape and a printed flower design to look like the real thing. The tunic goes over any outfit so you can stay comfy in your own clothes while still showing off a unique costume. You could also get a friend to dress up as a toilet (or even the poop that goes in it) and have a fun group theme! A Notable Necessity Although it’s technically not a superhero, we think toilet paper is pretty great. It certainly saves people from a lot of different poopy situations! If you’re also a fan, then this Toilet Paper Costume is for you. Bring some laughter to any party all while reminding people what types of things really save the world every day!
Women's Giggles the Clown Costume
1265315148$49.99
Original JokesterWere you the classic clown in high school? Do your coworkers just not believe you when you tell them that you used to be a notorious jokester in class? Maybe Jim from marketing just can't wrap his head around you being the funniest girl in the class, or Maggie from HR says that you're way too serious to be a clown.Well then, maybe it's time for a bit of a humorous makeover! Yes, nothing says, "clown" more than... well, a clown costume! It's time to rekindle your quirky humor with this Giggles the Clown Costume.Product DetailsThis cute and silly costume is perfect for anyone who wants to indulge in their inner clown! It comes with a yellow, short sleeve dress with plenty of polka dots all over it. We're talking all of the bright colors of the rainbow. Reds, blues, purples, and greens!The dress has red and blue pom-poms attached to the front of the dress and it even comes with a hoop to help give the skirt a rounded shape. The bloomers fit underneath to help bring the look together.Finally, the costume comes with a pair of shoe covers, which fit over more pairs of shoes with elastic bands. Once you have it all on, it'll be easy to convince everyone of your funny sense of humor!
Adult White Afro Wig
1265314712$9.99
Clown hair comes in all shapes and colors, from classic red to goofy green, or even every color striped across their hairdo. It used to be thought that a clown's hair color was somehow linked to their position and status within the clown hierarchy, kind of like how the color of karate belts indicate skill. The true meaning behind clown hairstyles is still being studied, and we may never know what it truly stands for. One thing that we do know, though, is that white haired clowns are some of the rarest and most highly skilled, sort of like the clown-equivalent of a unicorn. We don't know exactly what it takes to earn this coveted 'fro, but luckily you can just buy this White Afro Wig and skip over everything else. This is the perfect style for the modern clown who's looking for a chic new look. It may not be as silly and in-your-face as puffy red hair, but everyone will be just as excited to see a rare white haired clown at their party!
LEGO Kids Mask
1306983954$14.99
All of the LEGO HeadsThese days, LEGO makes all sorts of LEGO heads. You can get LEGO heads with a winking eye. You can get a head with sunglasses. You can get a LEGO head with a headset and a beard. But do you remember what the original LEGO head used to look like? It was just a simple smiling face. Can you picture it in your mind?That happy little dude was the entire childhood of plenty of kids and even today, you can find that same head in LEGO sets that children play with now. In fact, your child probably has a few of them rolling around in their LEGO box right now! Now, with this LEGO mask for kids, your child can match his favorite toy.Product DetailsThis LEGO kids mask faithfully recreates the look of the classic LEGO head. It has that rounded shape in front, along with the little nub on top that would normally hold a hat on a real mini-figure. It also has a printed happy face on the front, which will mimic the face your child will be making while wearing this mask.Ahoy, LEGO!Any kid who’s spent hours constructing a LEGO masterpiece will love wearing this licensed mask! You can even pair it with a pirate costume to turn your kid into a classic LEGO pirate!
Women's Freak Show Ringmistress Costume
1213235808$44.99
Off to Join the CircusMaking sure your audience is entertained is the key to being a great ringmistress. Whether that means subjecting viewers to wonders that they’ve never seen before, or exposing them to intense shows of violence is up to you. The one thing that is certain, no matter what kind of act you plan on rounding up for your show, is that you’re going to need an outfit for the occasion. You’re going to need an outfit that lets people know that you’re in charge. You’re going to need an outfit with exuberant style! You need the threads of this freak show mistress costume. All of the clowns in the big top are going to fall in line right behind you when you start leading the way.Product DetailsThe women’s costume has a dazzling style that any ringmaster can appreciate. The costume comes with a royal red jacket with gold braiding that will have you looking ravishing. The tank style dress fits underneath for a look that should have you running the show in no time. Of course, no ringmaster costume would be complete without a top hat and this one comes with a mini one that fits on your head. The costume even comes with a set of decorative spats to finish the look.Ringmistress CostumeThe real question is, what will you do with your new look? Do you join the big top? Will you create an arena where crazed psychos engage in combat merely for your own amusement, or will you run a standard circus, complete with creepy clowns and wild animals? That’s totally up to you, but we recommend grabbing one of our canes or whip accessories to accompany you in your new career. Lead the way into this new freaky frontier! We're right behind ya.
Kid's Black Skin Suit Costume
1235914539$24.99
If you are looking for a versatile costume for your kiddo this Halloween, then you need not look any further. Check out this Child Black Skin Suit! It will be perfect for multiple costumes.For starters, your kiddo can dress up as the dark. What’s more terrifying than pure darkness? Maybe your little one isn’t interested in scaring people this Halloween. Maybe he’s more of the heroic type. Well, then grab him an awesome hooded cape and he can run around as a crime-fighting vigilante. Even the vilest of villains will be afraid of the dark when it starts fighting back!Of course, your little one could also go down the funny route with this skin suit. Grab him a couple of zany accessories to wear, like a goofy wig, a silly tutu, an awesome pair of light up shoes, and a random assortment of glow sticks, for example. In the right light (that being pretty much no light) it will look as if some ludicrous paranormal activity is afoot! Grab this Black Skin Suit for your kiddo and let the Halloween fun begin!
Bricky Blocks Red Snapback Hat
1288022461$14.99
Some people aren't exactly thrilled to be out and about at a function like a costume party. So we're big fans of announcing as directly as possible that you are, in fact, fun. You can do just that with this cool Bricky Blocks Red Snapback Hat.We think there's something downright empowering about wearing something on your head. Don't you agree? ...Okay, okay, allow us to explain. A crown, a headband, a gorgeous and tasteful hat--all of it, any of it, we'll take it. Like, how do you feel when you have the opportunity to bestow upon yourself some new noggin ornament that attracts attention all the world over. It's nice to feel noticed, you know? And there's no better spotlight than the perfect headdress.Crowns are downright royal, conveying a sense of importance that we rather enjoy. Headbands are great in their versatility, but limited in that they don't cover our heads. In cold weather, that's just a deal-breaker. Hats, meanwhile, can be difficult to get just right. When's it right, for instance, to wear a fascinator? Because we wore ours to grab coffee the other day and the stares we got were, erm, less than admiring. When do you go ball cap over beanie? It's a hard call to make, right?! We can never feel certain about that decision. We're here to fix that with this headwear like this Bricky Blocks Red Snapback Hat. It will get everyone reminiscing about the building blocks of their childhood, and will cement your place as one of the fun ones. Snag some other Bricky Blocks accessories to get a group theme going. See what we mean about their sheer versitility and power now? Ah, the power of a good hat.
Clever Lil' Clown Toddler Costume
1265312246$39.99
Feeling a Little FunnyOne of the hardest parts of being a committed clown at the age of 5 is pre-school. Many kids struggle with the big life changes associated with starting their education, but it can be even harder if the other kids see you as “different”. Once they noticed your giant shoes, huge red nose, and rainbow colored, poofy afro, no kid would be able to resist pointing it out.At block-stacking time, those giant clown hands make it impossible to achieve stacks of five or six like the other kids. In fact, you’re lucky if you get 3 before you inadvertently knock it down! Likewise, finger-painting is a huge hassle. Then there’s the difficulty of nap time when your nose squeaks every time you move your head! That classic, old clown get-up is just so outdated…Juggling Fashion TrendsThat’s why we have invented this Clever Lil’ Clown Toddler Costume. It’s a little bit sleeker and more modern than the typical clown-wear that you can get from any Clown-Mart. The muted colors fit in better with the styles of today, so you don’t have to worry about being the weird clown girl with the bright yellow overalls anymore; you can just enjoy your cute, frilly dress! The parasol, hat, and hair also accessorize the outfit perfectly, so you don’t have to worry about making it match on your own.A Beautiful JesterIf you are looking for the perfect clown costume for your toddler, then this is the one for you. It is a perfect blend of scary and cute, which means you can brag all night about how well they are juggling those traits!
Women's Bearded Lady Circus Costume
1277404167$54.99
Step Right Up!Old timey circus attractions were seriously strange. People paid good money to see scientific oddities bottled up in jars. Performers manuevered themselves into spring loaded cannons and were shot 100 feet across the big top. Performers tempted fate with fire, swords, and heights. But above all the hubbub of the old-timey circus there's one act that we find utterly charming and mysterious. That's right, the bearded lady! Flaunting the expectations of feminine beauty, these women rocked their natural facial hair while dressing in fine gowns. What kinds of lives did these bearded ladies lead? Secret romances,world travel, and living life on the fringes of society in the famously restrictive Victorian era... doesn't actually sound too bad to us. Do you want a hint of that bearded lady lifestyle? Pop some popcorn, cue the organ grinder, and transform yourself with this Bearded Lady Costume!Product DetailsThis Made By Us Bearded Lady costume features a Victorian style gown, headpiece, and a beard. As it was designed by our in-house creative team, this costume has all sorts of unique features such as the high, gold-trimmed collar, a v-shaped waistline, and an underlayer that hints at the stripes of the big-top. Slipping into this ensemble is easy. Strap the beard around your head with the elastic band, zip the dress up the back, and you'll be ready for showtime!
Women's Vintage Strong Woman Costume
1265316768$59.99
The Greatest Show You've Ever Seen Step right up, ladies and gents, to get a glimpse of something so spectacular, you'll never forget it for the rest of your life! Yes, we're talking about the Strong Woman, a lady who mixes incredible strength with great looks. She can bend an iron bar in half like a bobby pin, dead lift a barbell that three men couldn't even pick up between them. AND she can do it while looking as fabulous as if she was going to a party Want to know her secret? Raw power (and sometimes coffee). Product DetailsYou'll look so great in this exclusive Vintage Strong Woman Costume for Women that you might be tempted to sell tickets! The outfit includes a sheer shirt and leggings, both printed with classic tattoo graphics such as skulls, roses, stars, ships and more. The bodysuit is printed with red and white stripes and has a drapey red bandeau across the bust. A headband of the same fabric holds your hair back and a black belt cinches at the middle. That's Show BusinessHave you ever thought about running away to join the circus? Now you can! Any circus worth its elephants would be happy to take you on board, since it's clear you know how to draw a crowd. You've also got plenty of flair, which is exactly what you need to put on a great show. No one will be able to take their eyes off of you!
Kids Camo Second Skin
1213237126$34.99
We hear your little one is known to disappear for hours at a time. That you often find him standing motionless against a wall, on a reconnaissance mission, or hiding in a corner with a potted plant on his head, hoping to look like your heirloom end table. We feel for you. Which is why we’re suggesting this Child Camo Second Skin for your little Houdini. Now, he can blend in seamlessly with the world around him...and outdoors, to boot! No more tripping over him in the entryway or being scared half to death when he emerges from behind a curtain. And now that he’ll be busy hiding around in the bushes, he can’t just be dressed in a pair of blue jeans and a bright red t-shirt, now can he? Camouflage is the only real option for stealth operations in the woods. If your child wants to blend in (and we know your child does) he'll be able to go completely undetected in this sleek suit. We're just hoping he’s coming back for dinner, because you sure won't be able to find him out there.That’s because this jumpsuit is printed in classic camo, as are the attached gloves, socks, and mask. So go ahead, ask him if he’d like to own the ultimate gear for outdoor covert ops...we’ll wait while you try and find him.
Crying Baby Mask
1228413764$23.99
You can read the name of this mask in two ways: yes, there is the obvious way that this is a mask of a crying baby's face. You knew that already. But it may also mean that it is a mask that will make babies cry. It's a professional baby crying mask, guaranteed to make any baby cry at the mere site of it. It may also make grown-ups cry, although we're not 100% on that.But this mask definitely has an uncanny valley thing going for it, you know? Like sure it's obviously a mask but it also almost kinda looks real. You can see they obviously see they based it on a real crying baby, but... is it possible they've gone too far? They were so busy wondering if they could they never stopped to ask if they should. But here we are, and here you are buying it. Sure, it's a bit creepy, but that's kind of the point, right?
Plus Size Mime Costume for Men
1213240729$49.99
Your friends all think you are the epitome of the strong and silent type--you’re always a great listener, you always demonstrate your emotions through action, and you always--ALWAYS--look great in black and white. What your group doesn’t know, though, is that you are really working hard to hone your skills so you can quit your job and become a full-time mime. Cool!The art of miming actually goes all the way back to ancient Greece, and has quite a distinguished history. But then, you know all of that already, don’t you? We had no idea what a mime enthusiast you were! It seems only fitting then, that we present to you this Plus Size Mime Costume, just perfect for your act’s big debut or a Halloween bash. After all, you are the kind of person who can make silence speak volumes, so your look should do the same for you. And this one says, I’m a serious, studied mime who will now blow your mind with my miming skills!It really is amazing how authentic this costume looks when you pair it with the classic white mime makeup. You’ll look just like a famous silent movie star in the striped shirt and black pants. Or you can perfect your rope-pulling or wall-climbing skills in the skullcap and red accents. However you wear it, wherever you go, they say the first step to living your new life is to dress the part--so this ensemble is a must for you! We bet you’d squeal with joy...if it didn’t mean breaking character.
Dashing Ringmaster Kid's Costume
1292924465$59.99
Let the Show Begin! Have you ever thought to yourself, "Homework is boring, and chores are annoying: I'm going to run away to join the circus!"? If so, we have good news for you! No, the good news isn't that we've canceled homework and chores forever (we're fun, but we're not that powerful). The good news is that you don't have to run away to join the circus! You can put on your own three-ring show wherever you want. And that's a lot more interesting than homework! Product DetailsCaptivate crowds and head the greatest show on earth with our exclusive Kid's Dashing Ringmaster Costume! The outfit includes the essentials starting with a long with attached vest panels. The red velvet portion of this easy-to-wear top features shoulder epaulets with golden fringe and printed black and gold details down the sleeves and front. The black satin vest panels have functioning buttons to secure the jacket and gold-printed frogging.A pleated satin cravat wears under the combo jacket with a hook-and-loop fastener at its back. A pair of black pants feature the same printed frogging as the vest. Completing the look is a pair of black faux leather boot covers and a black top hat with a red ribbon band.Career Day DecisionWhy don't more people choose "ringmaster" when they're asked what they want to be when they grow up? That line of work involves lions jumping through flaming hoops, clowns popping out of tiny cars, and acrobats leaping from trapeze to tightrope and back again! Wear this costume to start your own act or simply wear it trick-or-treating or to another dress-up event. We hope your friends are ready to be dazzled and delighted!
Inflatable Kids Raptor Ride-On Costume
1265318328$69.99
Halloween HijinksImagination is meant to grow, escalate in creativity even. But you were a little shocked to find your child moving from commanding an army of stuffed animals to barking orders at the family pets. Of course, you were also impressed. From your highest energy pup to your laziest old codger cat, your pets sat in a row and listened to what your kiddo had to say. That in itself proved to be entertaining as well. Mission: be the best group Halloween costume and score full-sized candy bars throughout the entire neighborhood. Reward: treats and fresh meat for the pets and a bucket load of candy bars for your child. Unfortunately, as well-behaved as your pets are at home, you knew your child would need an alternative team for their Halloween plan.Product DescriptionLet your kiddo prove their pet-whisperer talents and work to achieve their Halloween hijinks with this Inflatable Raptor Ride-On Costume for children! If they can command cats, a raptor should be smooth sailing, but just in case, this one has soft teeth and claws. Your child quickly becomes a dinosaur trainer by stepping into the raptor's legs and pulling the costume up to their waist. Elastic bands around the ankles keep the legs moving with your child’s every step. Meanwhile, a drawstring and adjustable cord-stop keep the raptor standing tall, secured around your child’s waist. A battery-operated air pump gives the costume its plump look and can be recharged with new AA batteries.Jurassic FunWhether they’re major fans of the jurassic world or your child just wants to really impress the neighborhood, this fun Kids Inflatable Raptor Ride-On Costume has them covered! The easy-to-wear suit gets them geared up for the Halloween ride of their life on the back of their favorite dino. All they need to do is pick their favorite top to complete their character!
Women's Cerulean Crayola Crayon Costume
1272485011$39.99
Blue is BeautifulBeing one of the most common colors in the world, blue somehow still gets overlooked when people make lists of the coolest colors in the world. This bright and beautiful color has all the things people are looking for in those lists, but it still gets passed over.As a way to spread awareness of the beauty and grandeur of blue, we are happy to present this cool and lovely shade of cerulean. There is nothing that you cannot achieve when you wear this awesome crayon costume!Product DetailsMaking sure you are dressed right for any occasion is very important, which is why we recommend setting yourself up right with this Women's Cerulean Crayola Crayon Costume. This “Made By Us” costume was put together by our hard working and careful artisans, so you will feel good about wearing this for years to come. The included dress and hat make you look just like the waxy writing utensil that we all used for years and then never again. The nostalgia factor is high with this costume! The flattering and fun cerulean color is definitely the best choice for a crayon costume, since there are so many possibilities for accessories. This costume is fun, cute, and creative, and we are sure you will love it!Looking a Little BlueIf you are searching for the perfect way to look classic and original, then you are in the right place. You will feel like a winner in this cool and comfortable costume. Just make sure you think of three or four really good cerulean and blue puns before you go out!
Red Clown Wig
1213236166$9.99
Clowns are not around to scare the crap out of people, but sometimes they do. They really just want to make you giggle and have fun. But, let's face it clown phobia is a real thing. People lock their doors, and pull the covers over their heads to avoid the cheerful entertainers. Let's calm down and join our fellow humans, if clowns are humans, and make some cute balloon animals. Then, we can learn how to dance the jig in shoes that are over-sized. You can bring out your inner joyous clown in the Red Clown Wig. Don't worry, no clowns were harmed in the making of this beautiful red afro, the wig contains 100 percent synthetic hair. The mesh net lining allows the wearer extra comfort while they ride unicycles, and clown around.
Purple Afro Clown Wig
1265314710$9.99
We've always seen the color red on most clowns out there. The problem these days with those clowns, however, is the fact that they just don't have the appeal they used to anymore ever since that string of horror movies featuring murderous and terrifying psycho clowns have come out. We still can't look at even the happy jokesters at the circus the same way anymore if they have red hair. We've decided to help come up with a solution. This Purple Clown Wig will look just as great on you as the red one except without the terrifying memories being brought up from everyone's childhood. Have you ever looked up "scary clown with a purple wig?" We did and there were more scary clown pictures with red wigs than purple ones! It just makes sense. Be the happy clown this Halloween. This has been a message from the society concerned about really eerie disguises or SCARED for short.
Yellow Afro Clown Wig
1213236171$9.99
When you think clown you're either going to be smiling or frowning and possibly running in the opposite direction of whomever or whatever made you think of it. Once you're over the initial shock though you can agree that the hair of the goofy performer you pictured probably had a big ol' afro sitting on his head that was a variety of different colors. Now to the average citizen the color of this hair is usually red for a classic clown but as educated scholars of clown garb and behavior we can say that this is not true. For everyone in the academic circle knows that you simply can't have red hair or it will be too much of the same color with your red nose. That's why in order to really complete a professional outfit for your next clown ensemble you should definitely try this yellow wig. It's still silly, classic, and poofy but will keep a much better rainbow of colors. Now you just need to learn how to make the best balloon animals.
Crash Test Dummy Costume
1265316276$44.99
You could learn a lot from a Dummy. Buckle your safety belt.Everyone drives like a dummy sometimes. Well maybe not everybody, but a lot of people do. However, even if you are a good driver, you can still get into a car accident. It might just be worth it to take some advice from a dummy about safety belts.You used to love Larry, and Vince. (Larry a little more, because Vince was always ready to quit.) It was so exciting whenever they were on the TV. Sure they were telling you to buckle up, but they were doing it in a cool way. By showing you what happens to dummies when they don't wear their seat belts. They went flying through the windshield. Their arms, or legs becoming detached. Their car being demolished.This year you can bring Larry back. Dress up in this Crash Test Dummy Costume, and tell people about vehicle safety. Tell them about the dangers of not buckling up. Tell them all about what happens if you put small children in the front seat of a car. Remind them that airbags are pretty great, but you still need your safety belt on to be safe. So, throw on this costume, and watch some Crash Test Dummy commercials from the 80s, and 90s to brush up on your safety tips. Be warned though, you are not as easily repaired as Larry once was.
Headband Cactus
1265312513$6.99
A Prickly PredicamentPicture this. You find yourself stuck in the middle of the desert without food, water, or friends. What do you do? Tough question, isn't it? Well, here's what we'd do! First, you need to make friends with the locals. The desert is filled mostly with lizards, bugs, and snakes, so you're going to want to wear something that will make them feel at ease. If you can make them feel at ease with your presence, you should be able to strike up a casual conversation with a scorpion, who will definitely help you find water and shelter from the sun!That's why we recommend keeping this Cactus Headband handy at all times! Any time you randomly get lost in the desert, you can just pop this headband on and the desert critters are sure to warm up to you!Product DetailsThis simple headband comes with two small cactus-shaped ornaments on the top. Each one has a little flower on the side. Just place it on your head and you'll look right at home in the desert, ready to mingle with the local creatures... but maybe it's better if you don't follow our desert advice about trying to befriend scorpions in the wild and just use this as a cute hat to add to your costume instead!
Adult Rock 'n Roll King Parade Mascot Costume
1230106499$99.99
Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. Confetti flying all around the on-lookers, the amazingly talented performers somehow still able to move in the chilly November air. Ferris singing Twist and Shout, getting the whole city (except Cameron) to get up and sing and dance with him. The local 4th of July Parade that the whole town comes out for. Kids dressed in red, white, and blue. Candy thrown to the curbside, quickly grabbed up by little hands.We all love parades. The combination of loud boisterous performers and paper mache floats of all shapes and sizes (not quite the quality of the Macy's parade, but so much better because you helped make them). Kids going crazy on sugar highs. That special kind of hometown pride. And the marching bands! (We love the marching bands the most!) Those kids that get you up and clapping along to the beat of the drum and humming along with hits like Ozzy's Crazy Train and The Beatles Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds. Now just imagine a Rock and Roll King Mascot riding by! Everybody will want to get up and dance with him. Who knows maybe he'll come to life and start singing Twist and Shout! (We'll try not to be too stiff like Cameron!)
Evil Jester Adult Costume
1275912597$49.99
The whole point of having a jester around is to make everyone laugh, right? Well, technically their job is to keep everyone entertained, which doesn't mean cracking-wise all the time. If you're wondering what people really find entertaining, this Evil Jester Costume will help you get into the properly mischievous spirit. When you're thinking like a creepy jester, you'll be surprised of all the ways you can think of to keep people entertained, without necessarily making them chuckle. For instance, you can hide their car keys, which is always a fun time. Or, maybe put fake cockroaches in their sandwich (or real ones if they are in dire need of entertaining), or switching out their favorite beverage for something terrible tasting. What a riot! And there's always our favorite, the classic "make mysterious bloody-looking foot prints around someone's house" trick. Oh boy, if their boredom hasn't been relieved after that, then they must not want to be entertained! Of course, you can't just go around doing these things in your everyday clothes, or else everyone would be missing out on the best part of the joke. Let the jagged lines, and the alternating black and red colors of this evil jester costume do some of the creepy work for you. Speaking of creepy, the little plastic skulls dangling from the collar and from the top of the curled hood add an unsettling effect to your look, which also match the sinister grin on the spooky vinyl skull mask. Even if nobody is laughing out loud when you go out in this diabolically festive costume, we're sure you'll still get everyone's blood pumping!
Plus Size Men's Dashing Ringmaster Costume
1292924469$89.99
Ladies and Gentlemen! Clowns flying from cannons, lion tamers putting their heads in the fanged mouths of beasts, acrobats sparkling as they soar in death-defying feats... all of these things are amazing on their own! A little crazy when put together. It takes a showman with real flair to take all of these fabulous elements and, using nothing but his own beguiling sense of fun, present them as a show meant to captivate audiences and leave them talking of nothing else for days! Product DetailsThe crowds will go wild when you show up dressed in our exclusive Plus Size Dashing Ringmaster Costume! The costume's top comes together with two pieces. A long red velvet jacket with black satin vest panels starts the ensemble. Gold trims, printed embellishments, and shoulder epaulets with fringe ensure plenty of flair. The jacket-vest combo buttons up the center with small black buttons.A pleated, white satin cravat with a decorative gold button worn under the costume jacket creates the appearance of a button-up shirt. Black, elastic waistband pants with printed gold cord ensure a cohesive look, but completing the ensemble is a pair of black faux leather boot covers and a top hat with a red ribbon band.It's a Circus Around Here!If you like it when things are a little chaotic - ok, a lot chaotic - this is the costume for you! Show everyone that you have what it takes to wow the crowds with fabulous acts and your own sheer charisma. An outfit this amazing turns any room you enter into the Greatest Show on Earth. Lions, tigers, bears, and juggling clowns are all optional but highly encouraged.
Jumbo Blue Baby Bottle
1328122004$4.99
What baby wants baby gets! That's the motto we like to go by and babies seem to like it too, there's a lot less crying from both sides when we stick to it. Now, you never hear anyone say, "what the grownup wants, the grownup gets" and we think that is just sad, so why not revert back to infancy? Forget the time machine, because you can go through your second infancy by becoming an adult baby with this Jumbo Blue Baby Bottle! When your girlfriend calls you a man-child you can proudly lift your bottle to the heavens and give her a nod in agreement. If your parents tell you to act your age, say, in the most serious tone you can “goo-goo gah-gah”. While your boss is leaning over your shoulder, watching you work, like a hawk, proudly ask him for a pat on the back then belch until he leaves your personal space. Take your adult baby status seriously and remember that age is just a number, you're as old or as young as you want to be!
Adult Inflatable Penis Costume
1316564784$59.99
Lean Into ItSo, you've been invited to the annual 'Adult Humor' party. There are always some pretty inventive costumes at such a gathering. Play-on-word costumes are a standard. You can probably expect a couple of sausage-related costumes and at least one crop top that features enormous fruit along the bustline. You know there will be the Plug & Outlet couples' costume featured at least twice. (Probably more.) Each of them fully deserve the wry chuckle for the pinnacle of suggestive humor. But, if you want a real reaction, you have to go all the way. Who needs an implication when you can just show up in the full glory that is the theme of the gathering? Folks might stifle a laugh as they ask which way you lean... but you can turn those giggles into a full uproar when you show up, fully loaded, in a costume that hides behind nothing! Product DetailsWe have to be frank. If you want the most outrageous costume for your adult humor party, it's time to go for the gold. It's time for the Giant Inflatable Penis costume. There's no bones about it. This costume looks like a giant penis. When you slide into the costume and secure your arms and ankles, turn on the fan and your costume will fill up with air! Maintain vision through the mesh mask, even if your stride may be restrained. In no time, you're ready to waddle into the room and let folks go nuts with laughter at your undeniable stones. A costume like this takes... guts, obviously! Is That a Costume in your Pocket?The jokes will practically write themselves when you wear this most direct of adult humor costumes. Flip the switch and bring your Inflatable Penis costume to life. All that's next is figuring out where to wear your crown for winning King of the Costume Contest!
Skeleton Ringmaster Costume Men's
1265314419$119.99
Gentleman Wanted…for a harrowing journey. You’ll receive peanuts for wages and experience chilling darkness through the long months of autumn. You must be ready to provide constant entertainment to macabre audiences, project your voice with an eerie echo, direct all acts and eyes to proper stage. Earthly visits not guaranteed. Fame and recognition result from ultimate success. The living need not apply.Looks like the haunted circus is hiring again. It sounds like an interesting gig, but eternal employment isn’t really an option for the living. Plus, look at that last line, they don’t want anyone that’s not undead. You seem to really want to job though and we hate to deny anyone’s dreams. So, let’s see if we can help you land this once in a lifetime opportunity! If you’ve got the skills to lead the circus all you will need is the look to disguise your status as a living human.Product DetailsThis Skeleton Ringmaster Men’s Costume should do the trick! The costume will completely transform you into a member of the living-dead entertainment industry, starting with the realistic skeleton rib cage shirt, and matching skeleton pants and gloves.An adjustable gold vest features an intricate texture and 3 buttons to start the traditional ringmaster ensemble. The red velour jacket has black lapels and cuffs that are embellished with gold trim and a skull and filigree pattern. Golden buttons on either side of the lapels give the jacket an extra bit of flash. Complete the devilishly dapper costume with the included top hat and bow tie. Add in some of your favorite skeletal makeup and you're ready to spook any crowd!Spooky Star of the ShowAlright, this showstopping ensemble may not dupe any undead recruiters, but it does make an excellent Halloween look. Become the star of your own eerie circus spectacular, compete in a friendly costume contest, or join your kids for a night of trick-or-treating in this spooky Skeleton Ringmaster Costume for men!
Botched Beauty Makeup Kit
1213236764$9.99
the long sleepSo, like so many others, you've woken up on an operating room table and...the world has ended. Yikes, this should be interesting. Folks who found access to the radio waves are coming up with excuses but long story short, there was an outbreak and half the world's population are zombies. The reporters are not saying the biochemical plant upstream had anything to do with it but they aren't saying it had nothing to do with it either. Of course, you've got a chance to live! You've prepared for this!But before you think about how to fill your starved tummy and satiate those parched lips -- before you think about how to defend yourself amidst apocalyptic conditions -- you remember.product detailsYou were getting a facelift! The turn must have happened mid-operation! Because when you look in the mirror, the person staring back looks like a half-finished art project. Your face is barely hanging on, and your nose and lips aren't proportional any longer. What a disaster. This latex and cream Botched Beauty Makeup Kit will get you just that sort of look. Best of all, the application instructions on the packaging, and the fact that it washes off with just warm water and soap, make it a cinch to get in on that fantasy and back out. You wouldn't want to spend too long in that reality, after all.
Adult Retro Flip Phone Costume
1265316415$39.99
L8R! School's out, work's over, and it's time for some fun! You're all ready to go out with your friends to catch a movie, grab pizza at the mall food court, and chill for the whole weekend. You've got your spiked hair, cargo pants, and beach bro flip flops on if you're a dude. If you're a gal, you've got your distressed flare jeans, popcorn top, and crimped hair under a newsboy cap. You're ready to go - oh wait! Can't forget the ultra-cool flip phone! Are you cutting-edge or what? Product DetailsRelive the glory of the one-finger texting era with this hilarious Retro Flip Phone Adult Costume! The exclusive outfit is unisex and consists of a long, dark gray pullover tunic. The top is shaped like an old-school flip phone and is printed with graphics, including all of the number, letter, and symbol keys, a green "Call" button and a red "End Call" button, and a silver "speaker." A flap at the bottom resembles a flip case, and a foam antenna is attached to the back. C U 2NITE? Technology is so incredible! Your phone is the coolest one around, and get this - it even comes in different colors. *Mind blown.* There's absolutely no way that any phone more awesome than this one will ever exist. It's definitely impossible that by later in the 21st Century, there will be about forty-five and a half new styles of phones that can even let you access the internet. Even if there were, they won't be nearly as great because they won't have flip tops.
Deluxe Ninjago Lloyd Boys Costume
1293248832$49.99
Being the Green Ninja is a pretty big responsibility. Cause it's not just about wearing a green outfit and showing off your Spinjitzu skills. It's about bringing order to Ninjago, protecting your friends and saving the world from the forces of evil. Whoa! That's a pretty tall order, but if Lloyd Garmadon can take on the challenge, then we think your kid is a shoe in to take on the role as the next Green Ninja! We even have a special costume waiting for him should he choose to unlock his true potential!This Ninjago Lloyd costume for boys helps your kid unlock his true potential! It recreates the look from the cartoon series perfectly, from the box-shaped Lego body tunic, to the mask that transforms your child's face into that of a Lego head. Check out our entire selection of Lego officially licensed costume to assemble a group theme for him and his friends or sibling. We're sure they'll all love using Spinjitzu when they have these deluxe costumes!