Forest FriendOnce upon a time in an ancient wood, a tiny acorn fell to the ground. It was covered by dead leaves and watered by the rain until it sprouted and grew up into an impressive sapling. The animals who lived in the forest liked it a lot, because it was so friendly, and told it all about the things that went on outside its habitat. This made the tree, which was naturally curious, even more curious. So it did something that very few other trees have ever done: It decided to go exploring. Product Details"Treeat" your plant-loving child to an exclusive Tiny Tree Costume for Toddlers! The jumpsuit fastens up the center back and is made of soft brown minky fabric that has been embossed all over with details that look like tree bark. Green felt leaves are sewn to each sleeve, and the included stuffed squirrel secures into a pocket over the stomach. The foam headpiece is also embossed with a bark print and sewn with green felt leaves. The Care and Keeping of TreesAs you may have guessed, this is a very special and unique tree that has come to visit you! Here are a few things you should know if it decides to make a prolonged stay. Number One: Please don't try to build a tree house on it. It's not going to be happy. Number Two: Thanks to photosynthesis, trees turn carbon dioxide, water, and sunlight into sugar to eat, so skip the middleman and just take it trick-or-treating to get its sweet treats!
Preventing Green MeaniesYour toddler’s favorite thing is anything that is green. They have a wardrobe full of options, but continually request to wear the green pants with their lime green hoodie. At the park, they will only slide down the big green slide—puddle at the bottom be darned. When the leaves turn all shades of orange and brown, they announce their new hatred for trees. And whenever you go to a restaurant they only use the green crayons on their paper placemat and refuse to leave the waxy stub behind.After not receiving a green crayon at a restaurant one time they grew a strong mistrust and made sure they always had a backup—much like your constant pen carrying. So, their crayon attachment didn’t seem too off, until you realized they wouldn’t go anywhere without one. You watched them pull a green crayon out of their pocket and bend to mark the sidewalk on every walk you took them for—why? “To spread the color around,” of course! So, when they told you, they couldn’t go trick-or-treating this year without a green crayon, you knew it was time to step in and prevent green marked doors.Product DetailsLuckily this Toddler’s Green Crayon Costume is a perfect compromise! Your kiddo will get to enjoy their favorite colorful item without worrying about it breaking in their pocket or leaving an unwanted mark on the neighborhood. The 2-piece costume is comprised of a tube-shaped, crayon wrapper printed tunic and a cone-shaped hat to make getting ready for Halloween easy! The versatile design allows your toddler to layer comfortable and warm clothes underneath or to keep it simple for a dress-like wear!Go Green!Whether they’re goal is to spread the love of all things green with the community or just show off their personal passion for the waxy art supply, this Green Crayon Costume for toddlers is a great choice for your little rascal!
Endless Design PossibilitiesDo you ever have trouble finding exactly what you want while shopping? Does nothing match your style the way you want it to? In a mass market, it can be tough to find the unique items that you want. When it comes to baseball caps, look no further! This is your hat. The Bricky Blocks Black Snapback Hat is completely customizable. It just needs a few bricks and as much imagination as you want to throw at it. So grab your favorite building blocks, and start dreaming up some sweet designs!Product DetailsThis black hat seems pretty plain, with just some black dots on the front and brim. But that's because it doesn't have any blocks yet! The plastic panels will work with any mainstream building block pieces, or you can purchase Bricky Block's own collection on our website! With over a dozen colors in stock, you'll be sure to find the ones you're looking for. Is black not your color? Don't worry! We also offer blue, red, and white versions of this cap. So what will it be? A geometric pattern? Flowers? Maybe a symbol from your favorite game or movie? The choice is yours!
Staple Shortage There’s a saying that goes “You never know what you have until it’s gone.” Think about all the things you use on a daily basis that make our lives livable but that you usually don’t take notice of. For example, forks and spoons, so we don’t have to eat with our fingers. You don’t really consider how useful they are until you pour yourself a bowl of cereal and then realize none of your spoons are clean. (We don’t recommend trying to eat the cereal with a fork. Very inefficient.) One of the greatest underappreciated champions of our households is toilet paper. Of all the things to run out of, it is possibly the worst. What else are we supposed to use to entertain our cats or make an emergency mummy costume? And what is sadder than having to throw a party on short notice when you don’t have any? Where’s the fun in decorating without toilet paper streamers and lovely white paper flowers? Product Details Show your appreciation of our unsung hero with this Toilet Paper Costume! It has a wire rim to keep that nice round shape and a printed flower design to look like the real thing. The tunic goes over any outfit so you can stay comfy in your own clothes while still showing off a unique costume. You could also get a friend to dress up as a toilet (or even the poop that goes in it) and have a fun group theme! A Notable Necessity Although it’s technically not a superhero, we think toilet paper is pretty great. It certainly saves people from a lot of different poopy situations! If you’re also a fan, then this Toilet Paper Costume is for you. Bring some laughter to any party all while reminding people what types of things really save the world every day!
Farceur FashionYou're not afraid of clowns. The issue you have is with their motley ensembles. You understand they're supposed to look silly. Their whole job is to elicit a laugh from onlookers. But you've always thought the slapstick gags, imitations, and overall mime vibe was plenty.Sure, bright colors keep things lighthearted and kid-friendly. Yet, you can't help imagining clowns would be just as fun if they were also fashionable. And this Women's Diamond Flare Clown Costume is here to help you prove your theory is correct!Design & DetailsThis exclusive Made By Us costume is exactly what you need to illustrate how form and function can overlap, even in the world of clowns! The ensemble starts with a white, sleeveless, and wide-legged jumpsuit with a bold multicolored diamond print. The jumpsuit narrows at the waist to give it a maxi-dress-like look, while its lightweight fabrics and loose-fit pant legs promise comfortable wear.Thin adjustable shoulder straps keep the step-in jumpsuit secure. Meanwhile, a pink organza and blue satin trimmed collar pairs with matching cuffs to give the stylish jumpsuit a clownish look! Complete the look with the included hat and shoe clips. The foam-backed hat compliments the jumpsuit's bright white color and pink pompom embellishments, while the shoe clips add similar pink pompoms to your preferred footwear!Diamond Flare Clown Costume IdeasUpdate clown fashion with this Diamond Flare Clown Costume! Inspired by the beloved carnival characters and today's style trends, this fashion-forward costume will surely delight with or without your witty slapstick humor! Pair classic props from our clown costume accessories and grab a playfully colored wig to pull it all together.
SilenceWe all try to find a way to get our kids to be quiet. Just for a minute. Heck, just for a few consecutive seconds. We try playing the quiet game. That doesn’t work. We try bribing them with fruit, hopefully, their mouths are too full for them to talk. No, they just talk around the food. Kids LOVE to make a whole of noise...It's not that we don't love what they have to say. But sometimes it can be inappropriate when they are talking. The best place to sing their favorite song isn't in the middle of the movie theater. It doesn't help that all the characters on TV are loud, and love to be loud all the time, and probably talk a lot, too. That's why you've got to introduce role models that have the best values and attributes. That, of course, would be Mimes.Design & DetailsHave you heard that stripes are always in style? We tend to agree. And these stripes come with silence! They'll love staying in character about as much as you will love them staying in character while they wear this authentic looking Mime costume. It's got a striped shirt with lots of stretch, black pants with real pockets, and a cute little red bandana to tie around the neck. Of course, it's topped off with a signature black beret!Mime TimeWe might have the perfect thing to keep your kid quiet, at least for a little bit! This Child Mime Costume will let them act out their thoughts, instead of blurting them out of their mouth. Hopefully, this will keep your little one from spewing out what at home would be hilarious, but in public is completely embarrassing. And when you put them in time out you can watch as they try to get out of the box that they are "stuck" in. Putting their hands up against an imaginary prison. It's true what they say "Silence isn't golden." No, it's black and white, and mime all over.
An Elusive, Magical Creature No one has ever seen a real, live unicorn. Only legend described what this magical being might look like...until now! Finally, many humans can say that they've spotted a unicorn! The size of the head is a little surprising, but otherwise it looks exactly as the fairy tales describe it. Product DetailsComplete a hilarious fantasy costume by wearing an Inflatable Unicorn Bobblehead for Adults! The oversized headpiece is made of sturdy windbreaker fabric. Once inflated by the battery-powered fan mounted at the back, it expands to look like an oversized unicorn head complete with upright ears, a multicolored mane, a spiral-detailed horn, printed facial features, and a pink snout. Its open mouth reveals a clear plastic viewing port so that you can see where you're galloping. An inner fabric hood slides over your head to keep the large headpiece comfortably in place. Unique UnicornPut a laugh-out-loud twist on a classic fantasy costume! Your friends will love it and may even offer to help guide you through doorways.
Huuurrrrrry Up...Sometimes, it feels like there is nothing on Earth that is slower than your kids getting ready in the morning. Embrace that slothlike speed by grabbing this Inflatable Sloth Kid's Costume. Cut down on the slow dressing by getting them a costume that they literally stand in, you zip up, and then you hit the power button. Done and done! Now it's off to the races (well, theoretically, anyway.)Product DetailsThere's nothing easier than this inflatable kid's sloth costume. Zip it up and go! No small pieces, no random accessories to keep track of, and nothing that can hurt another kid (but those claws sure look epic!) Just four AA batteries (not included) and your kiddos are ready to hit the town as fast or as slow as they want. Hopefully they'll stay awake between houses--no telling how hard it would be to carry a kid in an inflatable back to the car.There's Enough Candy to Go AroundAlthough, the lure of candy might be enough to light a fire under your little sloth's behind. This inflatable will keep your kiddos warm (or cool, depending on where you live) and there's definitely no way you'll lose them in a crowd! This is a low effort, high reward costume. Just pick up four AA batteries, hit the "on" switch, and you're good to go. The kids can trick-or-treat at their own speed, while you do...whatever adults do while they wait for kids to finish collecting candy.
Trouble in ParadiseWhen all the LOL Surprise dolls get together, they need over 500 gallons of tea for the tea party. They require 1000 scones, 200 pounds of butter, 150 jars of jam, and an unheard of number of cucumber and mayonnaise sandwiches.From the beginning to the end of the tea party, though, everyone has the best time. Just chit chatting and enjoying one another’s company is all that they need. That is, until the tea runs out… The whole mood changes if there isn’t enough tea!Product DetailsMaking sure you are dressed right for any occasion is very important, which is why we recommend setting yourself up right with this Kids Pop Heart LOL Surprise Costume. The included A-line satin dress has pretty, glittery graphics on the front and back. The mech leggings have an elastic waistband that is both comfortable and secure. The fabric-covered headband has bangs attached, so you will be sure to have that classic hairdo that you are looking for. All in all, this costume is perfect for any fan of the LOL Surprise dolls. Looking and feeling just like your favorite character is as easy as putting on this cool and quality costume!Dolled UpIf you are searching for the perfect way to look classic and magnificent, then you are in the right place. You will feel like a winner in this cool and comfortable costume. Just make sure you practice the poses that will really make you look like Pop Heart!
Pick of the PatchWelcome to the flower garden! As you can see, we have any bloom your heart desires within our well-kept raised beds. Roses nod their blushing heads in the far corner, wafting beautiful scents on the morning breeze. Snapdragons grin smugly from their rich soil, standing stiff and upright away from the cheerfully sprawling petunias. Everything from azaleas to zinnias grows happily, waiting to be picked for a beautiful arrangement - what's that? Oh, that one is a Toddlerius Sunflowerius! Very rare, yes. Besides being super cute, it tends to giggle a lot, chase the butterflies, and resist being watered because it's too much like bathtime. It's definitely our favorite! Product DetailsA rose by any other name would smell as sweet, but any other costume than this exclusive Flower Toddler Costume might be less fitting to your little one's blooming personality! The green jumpsuit is softer than a fresh-mown lawn, and comes with a pair of green mitts and shoe covers. Big fabric leaves ring the collar, and a slip-on hood resembling the petals and center of a sunflower frames your sweetie's adorable face. Flower PowerPlants are amazing! They smell delicious, clean the air, and make us happy. While your little one might not always smell fresh as a daisy, we bet that he or she is fantastic at making everyone laugh and smile. It might be a little late in the year to see the sap-and-chlorophyll version of the plant, but lucky Halloween aficionados will love spotting this fabulous flower around their neighborhoods!
Let's face it. The way things are going, humanity is going to keep advancing in technology and eventually create our own extinction. The robot takeover is only a matter of time! So before artificial intelligence conquers the world and enslaves mankind, take the time now to learn how to blend in with our soon to be metallic overlords. This Robot Mask Hat will be perfect for getting into the mindset of a bot!Add it to the rest of your robot costume and you'll be ready for the impending usurping humanity will bring upon itself. Besides getting the look down, you also have to become an expert at binary code and mathematical equations if you don't want to be found out by human-hunting androids! If you ever have trouble coming up with a quick answer just start yelling, “Error! Error! Does not compute. Error! Nonsequitur!” The other robots will think your circuits are frying and assume you must have a different primary function. Well, hopefully with this Robot Mask and your acting skills, you can infiltrate the AI before it's too late but, if not, enjoy surviving the apocalypse!
Grey but GutsyDoes your little one want to dress as her hero? We get it. Who doesn't want to emulate their hero? And Grandma Gertie makes a great hero! She might be no spring chicken but she's definitely still having adventures. She went to Iceland last year and tried pickled shark and sat on an iceberg throne... until she got floated out to sea and had to be rescued by the coast guard. And then there's the time that Gertie heard her granddaughter was going to have a solo in her classes' spring concert and she traveled across three states with her granddaughter's favorite cupcakes. Or there are the simple things like the way she says "hello" like no one else when she talks to her grandkids on the phone. Or the way she gives the best hugs when you come in the door. What else should your little one want in a hero?Details & DesignThis Made by Us Grandma Gertie costume features a classic Grandma outfit that's sized just for your little one. The dress is adorable with a wide wing collar. It's layered under a long sleeve cardigan perfect for when there's a chill in the air. The whole look is topped off with the all-important gray wig and oversized glasses to make your kiddo's look ultra adorable!Never Gets OldFunny that a costume that's all about age never gets old for anyone around, no matter what age they are. Grandma and your kiddo are sure to get plenty of laughs on Halloween. And when this holiday is over, don't be surprised when your kiddo gets out her grey wig and big glasses to granny it up a little. You didn't think an interest in Wheel of Fortune would happen this early in life. But what can you do, a good costume can always change life for the better!
We all know the trope of the sad clown. The question is, where did that idea come from? After they realized kids were simply scared of them, did they all just get depressed? Did they become car sick after riding in those tiny cars with their coworkers? Turns out, we can blame their disposition on the grandfather of the modern clown, Pierrot. A character pantomimed by many popular actors at the time, his character often started out happy and hopeful, he often ended up so helplessly defeated that people couldn't help but laugh at the tragedy.Making his first appearance in the 1600s Pierrot could possibly be the most popular clown of all time, even Krusty the clown would have a hard time competing with his career. Pierrot has been a character in operas, plays, and books. His black and white ensemble is instantly recognizable in well-known paintings and film. The baggy outfits of clowns today come from Pierrot's often disheveled appearance, though our Pierrot seems to be more put together than usual. The ensemble has a lightly layered ruff at the neck as well as gathered ruffle detail at the wrists and ankles. The knit hood gives you a streamlined look, ready for the time-honored painted white face of the character.Wearing this costume you could clown around through the ages and never look out of place. Whether you're looking for a fun yet sophisticated Halloween costume or you've scored one of the great Pierrot roles out there, you'll be in the company of great actors of history. You might be a sad clown, but hey, at least you aren't a mime!
Cue guitar riff. Cue lightning effect. Cue saucer craft descending from the sky.*The Pluto Princess has landed*That's right. It's time for you to make your entrance into the party. As the Pluto Princess! You ready for this? Of course, you are! You were born to sail the stars, an interplanetary explorer in waiting. All you've been waiting for was your opportunity. And this is your big shot!You're going to need to look the part, of course, before you assume the mantle. So, go on, get yourself this Pluto Princess costume, and let's get to work! The easy part, naturally, will be wearing this chic outer space themed costume. The hard part? Constructing an interplanetary craft and figuring out the nuts and bolts of lightspeed travel. But, no worries, we'll figure out all that stuff later!Product DetailsFrom some of our favorite costume friends at Forum Costumes, this Women's Pluto's Princess Costume is going to have you standing out this Halloween. A sleek and chic dress, the choker necklace is included. The dress's shimmering silver design is accented with a purple center panel and purple accent along the sleeve cuffs and tiered skirt styling. Accessories sold separately.The rest of the story is up to you!With this costume, you could be a human from the future, a friendly E.T., or, as the name suggests, real outer space royalty. Pick up some body paint if you're feeling like an alien or a couple of toy blasters if you want to be a battler. We've got all the gear in our accessories section that's needed to complete this costume look!
Sugar and Spice, and Everything NiceClowns are some of our favorite circus performers everywhere. They're so good at tumbing and cracking jokes, and making others smile. Your toddler is the same way: Not a day goes by that she doesn't put on a small show or crack her family and friends up with her own infectious giggle. But she has another side to her too, because she loves the sweet things in life. When you combine her two interests, you get a magical outfit! Product DetailsYour little one can live the sweet life in this Toddler Sweet Treats Clown Costume! The polyester jumpsuit is super soft, with cute puffed sleeves and ruffles at the ankles. Its made of alternating blocks of fabric patterned with multicolored polka dots and fabric striped with pink, yellow and blue. Big pom-poms are sewn to the bodice, and the collar and waistband are printed with a pattern that looks like a waffle cone. The included headpiece has a white polka-dot ruffle beneath a pointed waffle-print crown. Say, "Ice Cream!" What's more perfect than a Halloween costume that celebrates sweet treats? When people see your toddler dressed in such a cute outfit, they'll probably feel like giving her all of the chocolate bars, sour gummy strings, taffy, bubblegum, fruit chews and candy corn they have. Which is just fine with your little clown! You can explain later that even superstar circus performers like herself still have to share with the ringmaster (that's definitely you.)
Punch Line Why do jokers carry staffs? Most of them do it to look more impressive, and to use them as props in goofy pratfalls. The more evil kind of joker uses them to trip up their victims who are trying to escape. You can usually tell what kind of joker you're dealing with based on how creepy their staff head is. Product DetailsAmaze and terrify your audience with this Joker Staff Accessory! The prop is made of plastic piping that has been covered in red molded latex to give it a twisted appearance. Its plastic topper is shaped and decorated to look ike a maniacally grinning jester wearing a six-pointed hat and a ruffled collar. It comes in two pieces and can be easily assembled. Here to Entertain Are you more likely to earn applause or screams of horror? Whichever kind of act you choose, you can be sure of looking properly impressive thanks to your cool accessory.
Protect and SwerveIf you're a jester (and we're guessing you are since you've landed here), then you know that all that hilarity and physical comedy comes with a price—a lot of bumps and bruises! Juggling pins fall on your head and, well, things can get a little clumsy sometimes. That's why it's important to invest in the right jester hat—one that will keep you looking the part but also protected from all those classic jester injuries that come with the job. This Wacky Rainbow Plush Jester Hat does just that. It gives your jester look a lift from its fun color pattern, but the plush material will also enable you to take a few bonks without a bruise—and we have to say, the look on your face when you drop something on your head is pretty laugh-worthy! Just note: this hat is not fireproof. So if you choose to juggle anything on fire, we can't help ya there!Product DetailsThis hat is a classic...with a twist! It's the shape of an iconic court jester's cap, with the umbrella-like arms hanging overhead. But, this piece is also a total original—with its bold rainbow stripes and fluffy-plush construction—just like you!
We Go TogetherSalt and pepper: The dynamic duo! They're always together and they complement each other so well. They're just like the little twins or the mini best buds you know. Where one goes, the other is sure to follow, and if you see one without the other, it just looks weird. Sure, they're great on their own, but they're having the most fun when they're seasoning each other's lives with their joint mischief. Product DetailsShake up the costume game with this pair of Infant Salt & Pepper Shaker Sweeties Costumes! The set includes one black tunic with long sleeves and silver trim along the collar, shoulders, and down the sides to mimic the shape of a diner-style shaker. The hemline is also trimmed with silver fabric and conceals elastic edging. The front is printed with a white oval that features an oversized capital "P" in its center. The white tunic has matching silver edging and hem as well as a silver-outlined oval on the center chest that features an oversized capital "S." Each tunic comes with a puffy hat shaped like the top of a seasoning shaker and made out of shiny silver material. Both can be worn over leggings or pants for an outfit that's as comfortable as it is adorable. The Two You Really Need If you don't have a certain spice for a recipe, you can usually substitute for another - unless it's salt or pepper! Those are absolutely necessary. We're guessing you might start feeling that this costume is absolutely necessary for your little cuties, too!
A recruitment offerDid you catch that all-important email? Scroll down your inbox just a touch, and look for a very special note. Because when you click open, you will see that you've got a fantastic opportunity from one of the world's most premiere circuses. That's right, they want you to be their next Ringmaster. Are you up for it?You might be rather surprised they'd give you a shot, since you're seemingly short on the qualifications, but we're sure you've got that special something that they're really looking for. Style, panache, and the ability to crack a whip, too! Even if you're still working on that whip handling, don't sweat it. Just fake it till you make it!Of course, you're going to want to prepare before you hop out on a flight to meet your traveling crew, so we suggest suiting up with a style that will have you ready for the glamorous life under the big top. And we would most certainly suggest this Ravishing Ringmaster costume. It's elite, it's stylish, and it's ready to help you run the show!Design & DetailsThis Ravishing Ringmaster costume in plus sizes is made and designed right here at HalloweenCostumes.com. And that means it's a Made by Us exclusive! We put extra attention into our costume designs, and this style most certainly delivers. It comes with the hat, bowtie, vest, jacket, and pants. All with exquisite detail! All you'll need to complete the style is costume boots and maybe, just maybe, that whip. We have both available as costume accessories if you don't have them at home!the big showWe're all about getting as close to the real deal as possible. And while you (probably) won't be suiting up for a circus assignment any time soon, it's a fun and unique costume style for your next party. So, go in this Ravishing Ringmaster costume, and get ready for the big show!
Crack the WhipDo you run the show? Maybe your career doesn't take place in the circus but your life is still entertaining! Everyone in your life has their own talent. Your sister in law has a balancing act with three kids who all have different interests from ballet to soccer to ceramics, you can see her walking on a tightrope throwing flaming clubs into the air. Then there's your partner, they're always pulling faces and making you laugh as they go through their morning routine with a slapstick quality. They'd be a clown for sure. Your younger sister shirks responsibility so well that she'd be an escape artist without any doubt! If you're the type of person that keeps everyone on the right track and encourages folks to perform well, then you'll feel right at home when you're dressing up in this ringmaster costume.Product DetailsYou'll be ready to start the show in this awesome costume. The fitted red jacket has golden tassels on the shoulders and the dashing striped cuffs studded with gold buttons. Layered under the jacket is a vest with a scrolling pattern, silver buttons, and ruffles around the collar. You'll love the way the tawny pants pair with knee-high boots, looking timeless with the rest of the ensemble. A small top hat and a black bowtie makes this costume complete. Polish off this look with a whip prop to make sure everyone knows to respect your reign!Big Ideas Under the Big TopMaybe you're heading out on Halloween solo or maybe you want to pair up with the rest of the circus act. Heading out with the bearded lady, the strongman, and maybe even a clown. You might just be dressing up for Halloween but with costumes this good, you guys could probably sell a few tickets!
When it comes to Jester Skull Canes, there are two schools of thought. The more traditional school is serious about jester skulls, writing them into plays, for instance, so that the main character can make contemplative speeches about life and death. But more modern attitudes toward jester skulls are a little less reverent. That's why this particular Jester Skull Cane gets to be so much more fun!Ashes to ashes, and to everything there is a season, and so on. But wouldn't a normal skull cane be enough to make most people to slow down and ponder life's mysteries? Why would you need to add a diabolical jester's cap and hypnotic black-and-white striping for that? You wouldn't! So this isn't your grandparents' Jester Skull Cane. It's a sinister baton made for a wicked-looking agent of chaos and lover of mayhem, or the unrepentant ringmaster of a high-octane thrill circus!
Funny BusinessNice clowns are kind of amazing when you think about it. They're adept comedy performers who can put on a hilarious show while wearing a flashy and impractical getup complete with ruffles and red plastic noses. On the other hand, evil clowns are kind of amazing too. How do they manage to sneak up on people while wearing those shoes? Product DetailsDo as much clowning around as you want while wearing your exclusive Deluxe Clown Shoes for Adults! The Oxford-style shoes come with red laces and have lightly textured anti-skid heels. The uppers are made of blue, yellow, and red faux patent leather and the shoes come with red laces. Silliest Foot ForwardIf you're planning to run away to join the circus, or just planning a clown costume for Halloween, you'll need the right accessories! Add these shoes to your water-squirting flower and your colorful, curly wig, and you'll be ready to step into the circus ring.
Do your pals know you as the risk taker of the group? Are you generally thought of to be unflappable? Do you think that skydiving, base jumping, swimming with sharks, and bungee jumping all sound like a perfectly lovely way to spend a Tuesday? Do you dream of being stunt double?While some may tell you to slow down and tread on life with caution, we say dive in head first! And just to show you’re not afraid of any crash-and-burn scenarios life may throw your way, wear this plus sized crash test dummy costume to your next big costume party! That ought to show those naysayers because as a daredevil, nothing gets you pumped for your next big adventurous feat than someone telling you not to do it. Being told “you can’t do that” is how you got motivated to swim between California and Hawaii and how you finally summited Everest, after all. Honestly, a little car crash testing seems easier than all that.Easiest yet is to put on this blue jumpsuit, mask, and white gloves and become “Larry” for the night. You’ll be unrecognizable by face but our guess is that you will find some party feat by which to distinguish yourself. Just remember, Larry, real cars are not meant to be tested by you. Those are simulations. But on the upside, you probably won’t be mad if folks bump into you all night long.
Old Before His TimeYou noticed the change in Junior a couple of months back. It happened slowly, almost imperceptibly. The first time you realized something was different was when you walked into the living room and your kid had switched from his cartoon to a forty minute special on identity fraud. The next day, on the way back from the park, he asked why the playground didn't have a shuffleboard court.In the next weeks, things got crazy. No longer did your child beg for a soda or candy bar at the checkout counter. He wanted a bag of Werther's Originals. You were repeatedly asked to turn down that blasted noise when listening to Beyonce in the car. But you decided that things really had to change when you caught your child shaking a stick like a cane and telling his good friends to, "Get off my lawn".Details & DesignAny old soul is sure to love this old man ensemble. Our in-house designers channeled their grandpas when creating this costumed homage to the elderly. It includes an argyle sweater with an attached shirt and a bowtie. It also has a padded belly to give your toddler an older silhouette. It's topped off with a classic newsboy cap and a pair of glasses with attached mustaches and fuzzy eyebrows. This Made by Us old man costume will make for some timeless photos at your next visit to Grandma and Grandpa's!Grey-Haired AreaYou can't deny your child's elderly leanings. That's why, when your kiddo started acting a little old, you and your child made a deal. You'd buy him an old man ensemble and let him vent his geriatric energy a couple of hours a week if he acted his age the rest of the time. It worked like a charm! Although, every once in a while, you still find stashes of butterscotch candy around the house.
the long sleepSo, like so many others, you've woken up on an operating room table and...the world has ended. Yikes, this should be interesting. Folks who found access to the radio waves are coming up with excuses but long story short, there was an outbreak and half the world's population are zombies. The reporters are not saying the biochemical plant upstream had anything to do with it but they aren't saying it had nothing to do with it either. Of course, you've got a chance to live! You've prepared for this!But before you think about how to fill your starved tummy and satiate those parched lips -- before you think about how to defend yourself amidst apocalyptic conditions -- you remember.product detailsYou were getting a facelift! The turn must have happened mid-operation! Because when you look in the mirror, the person staring back looks like a half-finished art project. Your face is barely hanging on, and your nose and lips aren't proportional any longer. What a disaster. This latex and cream Botched Beauty Makeup Kit will get you just that sort of look. Best of all, the application instructions on the packaging, and the fact that it washes off with just warm water and soap, make it a cinch to get in on that fantasy and back out. You wouldn't want to spend too long in that reality, after all.
Magic Can HappenYour child may be the new kid at school, but their social capital is about to blow up! When they step into the school costume parade dressed in this Kid's Inflatable Blue Unicorn Costume, everyone will want to know who this new student is, what mystical land they came from, and everything about them. You have always known your little one is pure magic, and now everyone else can see it, too! Before you know it, your child will be asking you to drive them to play dates, birthday parties, and unicorn-themed sleepovers. Isn't it fun to watch them fit into their new school and neighborhood so seamlessly? And all because of this awesome unicorn costume that shows that they take fun, Halloween, and unicorns, very seriously. All the important things in life!Product DetailsThere are unicorn costumes, and then there are UNICORN costumes. And this, friends, is the latter. It's the pure essence of unicorn-ness, in one costume. It brings the magic of the unicorn world to life right before your child's eyes. This unicorn is blue with pink accents on its hooves, a rainbow mane, a golden horn, and well, an overwhelming sense of unicornity. Is that a word? It should be! It's no wonder everyone in school wants to befriend your bold little foal—who doesn't want to be on good terms with a beautiful unicorn?Get on the HornGo ahead and tell everyone you know about how awesome this inflatable kid's costume is. The more unicorns in the world, the better. That's our motto, at least!
Dressed to Invest Money can be confusing. How much do you spend? How much do you save? Why does it disappear so fast the day after payday? (Oh right, impulse shopping at two a.m. Oops.) But now that digital money is here, there are even MORE questions! For instance, how would digital money look if it were turned into a costume? Answer: Pretty awesome. Second question: Will people think that you know a lot about this kind of currency and want you to explain it? Answer: Hopefully not on the dance floor. Product DetailsYou won't need to explain your Bitcoin Costume for Adults for people to know how awesome it is! The hilarious unisex costume includes a sleeveless tunic made of sturdy metallic gold material. The front and the back of the costume are shaped like circles. They're each embossed with large Bs that resemble dollar signs, etched line patterns, and the words "Bitcoin Digital Decentralized Peer to Peer" written around the edges. The Future Is HereLong ago in ancient history, people traded for goods with other goods, or maybe sometimes with really shiny rocks. Then coin money was born, then paper money, then everyone started swiping to pay with cards. The next advancement - completely digital money - is already upon us, but even that isn't forward-thinking enough. Pretty soon, we'll all be walking around wearing our money like the ultimate fashion choice. This will probably make it harder to use the excuse "Do I look like I'm made of money?" for spending your cash when you don't want to.
T Rex WranglersIt's too bad that homo sapiens and the dinosaurs apparently never existed at the same time. Modern-day cowboys were cool, but prehistoric dinosaur cowboys (dinoboys?) would be even more epic. They'd have to ride pterodactyls and swing heavy-duty lassos in order to rope the King of the Dinosaurs himself, and their rodeos would have been unbelievably fun. Unless a contestant gets eaten. That's something that typically doesn't happen around bulls, but that just gives the event more excitement. Who wouldn't want to see a T-Rex perform in a barrel race? Product DetailsRide 'em, dinopoke! This exclusive Adult Ride On T-Rex Inflatable Costume will give your friends a good laugh. Made of sturdy windbreaker fabric that's printed all over with details resembling dinosaur scales, the unisex bodysuit secures around your middle with a drawstring waistband. A small fan is mounted on the right side below the waistline. When activated, the costume inflates to resemble a roaring T-Rex. A pair of faux "legs" is attached to the top and inflates simultaneously. The T-Rex head features attached reins for you to hold, and the costume comes with a bucket-style hat. Ride or Die You've done it! You've successfully jumped on board a giant, predatory lizard that's hundreds of pounds worth of muscle and fang! Nice job: You definitely have bragging rights for days. However, have you put any thought into how you're going to get down? Surprisingly, dismounting without being eaten seems like it'll be trickier than getting on in the first place. The only solution is to stay on your dinosaur forever. At least you'll always have a ride.
Sunny DispositionSome people know just where to find sunny spots in life. You can find these folks munching on their lunch on a sunny knoll outside. You can find them stopping in the middle of their duties to turn their face to the warming rays of a warm afternoon. Families with sun-seekers know they can find the sun-seekers in their household napping in puddles of sun on porches, lawn chairs, even on a sun-soaked patch of a wood floor with the household pets! Do you know a sun-seeker in your life? This sunflower hood is the perfect way to celebrate their sunny disposition!Product DetailsThis hood may be simple but it's a staple for your costume wardrobe! The hood has golden yellow petals that frame a happy face just perfectly. The straps secure around your head for a fit that will stay put no matter what you're up to! Pair this with a green ensemble and you'll look like you've stepped straight out of the garden. Grow for ItAre you ready to take on this flowery look? This hood can be worn for a wide range of events from Halloween parties to Earth Day parades. Kids that enjoy dressing up will be delighted with how easy it is to transform their look and brighten up a room!
Total Cutie PiYour kiddo is gaga for geothermal energy. She's a whiz at robotics. She flips for physics. And her chemistry sets outnumber her dolls by the dozens. Your little brainiac can't get enough of the scientific world, and she is ready to show everyone she meets this Halloween just how happy is she is to be a "science nerd!" Cool! We love a gal who knows who she is, what she likes, and who doesn't apologize for it. That's why we think this Girl's Science Nerd Costume is too cute for your brilliant little kiddo. Because pretty soon, she is bound to become a powerful, smart, genius and head some cool engineering firm or design the world's first water system on the moon. So, better get on her good side now — she's gonna rule the world someday!Design & DetailsThe irony of this costume is there is truly nothing "nerdy" about it! It's cool as can be, from the darling details and careful craftsmanship achieved by our fabulous in-house design team. The dress is styled to look like a retro top and pink plaid jumper, complete with a science pun on the front, as well as pleats, a collar, and a matching bow at the neck. Add some super-cool kicks, a pair of too-big glasses, and maybe a beaker or test tube for a fantastically smart look!Science Fair FlairEven after Halloween has passed, your brainiac will find fun ways to wear this look. Maybe she'll sport it at the science fair to claim her first place ribbon, or to celebrate Pi Day her way!
Alien EssentialsTraveling to new places can feel very alien, especially if you’ve hopped planets! New customs, strange faces, and sensations your various sense receptors have never experienced before can have you asking to be taken to someone in charge ASAP. We get it. And we wanted to make sure visitors from any planet, or alternate universe felt a bit more comfortable on their journey. How, you ask? With this exclusive Cosmic Planet Costume Accessory Purse!Design & DetailsCarry a piece of home with you, wherever you go, when you add this costume accessory to your collection. This unique round purse is the stylish security blanket every space explorer and alien enthusiast needs! Our in-house designers paired a shimmery lilac vinyl with a high-gloss pink and neon yellow vinyl to create an out-of-this-world bag shaped like Saturn. A zipper at the top of the purse offers a safe place to keep your interplanetary travel essentials. Meanwhile, an attached, adjustable shoulder strap allows you to tighten or loosen the bag for your comfort.Packed to PartyWhether you’re headed for the stars or looking for a cool way to finish your alien Halloween costume, this Made By Us Cosmic Planet Purse is a must-have! Pack the essentials in the zippered pouch, and you’re ready to rocket off to your next costume party or galactic shindig!
Sad clown? Oh no, no, no, not anymore. There is nothing sad about you and you're about to prove it to the world. The archaic stereotypes associated with Pierrot clowns are about to be destroyed by no one other than YOU.Trust us, we don't want to give you a history lesson because it's not our intention to put you to sleep, but way back in the day Pierrot clowns were the butt of jokes. And girl, that is just not you and it's not what the sensitive jokesters stand for anymore. The clown community is counting on you to make the change!Once you're dressed in this vintage Pierrot clown costume, just exude your usual confidence and the antiquated stigma will start fading away. Anyway, it will be difficult not to feel bold when you're dressed in a pair of sassy overall-style suspender shorts. The ruffled shirt adds some texture to the ensemble, while the ruffled collar provides necessary old-fashioned detail. Hike up the striped leggings (which will elongate your legs) and plop the pom-pom decorated hat on your head and you're ready to transform the Parisian streets into your own personal catwalk. Pierrot clowns of the past will be grateful that you've single-handedly changed their public image. When you look this stylish, it's impossible not to make a statement!
A Captivating CombinationThere seem to be a list of historical or fictional figures that most kids just think are cool. Almost every child, at some point in their lives, is interested in pirates, knights, pharaohs, ninjas, princesses, cowboys, or the ancient cultures they come from. Ninjas are at the top of the list for a lot of kiddos. Warriors that are careful and sneaky are a fascinating contrast to the bold combat styles of many other cultures. Now combine those warriors with the concept of LEGO sets and children can’t get enough. (Makes sense to us!) Lloyd Garmadon, the legendary Green Ninja, uses this cool sword for many of his adventures, and now your child can be the hero of their own story with it too!Product DetailsIf your kid is a fan of the show or the playsets, this LEGO Ninjago sword will go great with their Lloyd costume! They can perfect their Spinjitzu with this plastic sword like the one that Lloyd wields in season 8 of the show, complete with the ornamental gold tassel. He can swing his sword so fast that you can barely see it, and we’re sure your child will be just as proficient with a little practice. (We recommend hiding any antique vases first, though.)
You'll make tons do a double take when you wear this Nerd Pixel Acccessory Kit. You know what they say: true nerds see everything in pixels! Add this unique kit to your nerd costume to make it stand out!
Your attention, please!Your child has a knack for commanding your attention whenever they want! No stage or spotlight needed. All they have to do is shout, "Hey look!" and you might be in for the fright of your life. They could be balancing on a teetering wall or picking up a sharp piece of tetanus-ridden scrap metal they found while you were innocently walking around the neighborhood. As their returning audience, you're always on the edge of your seat ready to gasp in horror and fright. Since your strange little performer isn't about to change anytime soon, perhaps it's time to lean in. Accept that you're in for a show and dress your ringmaster accordingly! Hey, maybe now your child will stand out before attempting their next daredevil act!Costume DetailsThis eerie, retro-inspired ringmaster costume was designed by our in-house creative team. The featured velvet jacket is the perfect look for getting into big top show business, with fringe shoulder details and long coattails. A striped vest is attached to the interior of the jacket and secures in the center with real buttons. Attaching around the back of the neck, the antique-looking shirt front tucks into the front of the vest. Complete with a striped pair of elastic waist pants and a dapper top hat, this costume will let your child run the show with spooky panache this Halloween!For My Next Act...Halloween is all about bringing the drama and this circus-themed costume really is the ticket! If your child wants to pair up with friends or siblings, there are plenty of choices to pair this with. From a strong man to an evil clown, they could entertain the whole neighborhood with their eerie antics. From the big top to the streets, this costume is sure to entertain wherever it goes!
Creepy clowns are all the rage right now. Whether it's the Joker, Harley Quinn, or just that guy in your neighborhood wandering around wearing a clown mask, everyone knows that the creepy clown style is red hot. So you want to get in on the action, right? Makes perfect sense. You've got your clown outfit, your makeup, and you've been perfecting the art of scare. But you know what so many clowns forget? Accessories! When's the last time you saw a clown holding something, right? It's an amateur mistake, so before you head out there, do yourself a favor and grab a creepy clown accessory that will really stop 'em dead. This jester's cane is the perfect creepy fit. Are clowns supposed to talk for maximum creepiness? Isn't silence so much more unnerving? But how do you even get a person's attention when you don't talk? Why not try this jester cane you can wave ominously at people? Waving ominously is probably the best scare tactic around. So get on it you creepy clown! Creep us out!
Sweetly SeasonedWhen you think of your grandparents, a very specific image comes to mind. Along with it, a smell fills your senses. Is that cookies and fresh laundry? The oddly comforting whiff of antiques with a fine layer of dust? So, it was surprising when you started thinking of your child whenever your grandparents were brought up in conversation. You took to watching your little one even closer than you had been.The way they look at the world seems intentional, though slightly judgmental. Their moves are slow but methodical. Every lip-smack after a bottle or taste of puree is full of opinion or satisfaction as if your baby has a much more mature palette. But from their keen interest in your quiet hobbies and any cat they meet to their calm acceptance of early bedtimes, their sweet and lightly musty smell is what convinced you. You're raising the epitome of an old soul.Design & DetailsGet your baby looking the part with our exclusive Infant Great Grandma Costume! This Made By Us ensemble comes with three unique pieces that have been thoughtfully designed to quickly and comfortably transform your youngster into a more mature soul.The look starts with a knit plaid dress that secures with hook-and-loop fasteners at the back. The dress has a stiffened collar for a crisp and clean style, just as Nana prefers! Meanwhile, a bow stitched to the collar keeps the look playful. As does the included cardigan. Styled with printed details, the lightweight garment is a classic piece in a mature wardrobe. Completing the look is a curly grey wig with a stitched-in mesh cap that fits snuggly with its elastic edge.
Almost Too PopularIt's true. You're the rock star of the vegetable world. Kumquats, eggplant, and other garden dwellers often look with envy upon your glistening ruby sphere. They wish they were as beloved as you - that someone had come up with something to make out of them that is as amazing as ketchup. What they don't realize, though, is that popularity has its price. Sometimes you want to live a normal life: One where people aren't always trying to take your photograph, or slice you for a double cheeseburger. When you want to go out to dinner, your options are mostly limited to sushi restaurants, since Italian, Mexican, and other food ethnicities see you walk in the door and ask if you want to head back to the kitchen to *cough* help out a little bit. We all know what THAT means. Product Details Everyone's favorite vegetable is back and larger than life! This exclusively designed Adult Inflatable Tomato Costume is a true original that will have everyone at your next Halloween party exclaiming over your unique costume (and maybe trying to convince you to help them make the salsa for the chips and dip appetizer. Say no.) The inflatable bodysuit covers you from neck to upper thighs, with openings for your head, arms and legs. Green leaf detail at the neck opening proves your delicious, juicy, vine-ripened status. An attached fan keeps you pleasantly plump all night long. Pair it with a neutral shirt and pair of pants, and prepare for compliments! Pass the VeggiesYou could scour the grocery store forever and never find a tomato as mouthwatering as this one! Even people who struggle to like vegetables will have no trouble welcoming this delectable costume.
Let The Baby Have Her BabyAdult temper tantrums aren't cute. If you scream, cry, and throw yourself on the airport floor when the airlines loses your luggage, you'll receive some pretty horrified looks. When you reach adulthood, it's not acceptable to throw a fit when things don't go your way. That was only (slightly) tolerable when you were a miniature version of yourself. Now that you're fully capable of feeding and clothing yourself, it's expected that you maintain your composure during stressful times. If you miss the good old days of bottles, blankies, and public outbursts then you'll be pleased to know there's a way to revert back to your baby-self. The pink adult baby kit allows adults to get away with childish behavior because you'll no longer pass for a grownup Product DetailsThis pink adult baby kit is so easy to wear, an infant could figure it out. It comes with the diaper and jumbo safety pin which fastens to the front. If you want to complete the look shown here, you'll need the pink baby doll costume and jumbo bottle. (Good thing we sell that too!) Playtime! Once you've transformed into a little one, feel free to crawl around, drink beverages from a "baba," and scream as loud as you want, but if you need your diaper changed, don't come crying to us.
If the Clown Shoe FitsDespite its name, Clown College wasn't all fun and games. It was a lot of hard work. Sure, there were the fun courses, like juggling and face painting. But there was also a surprising amount of math and physics applied, like getting 6 full-sized clowns into that tiny car. It's not just luck or practice—there are actual calculations involved! There were more tedious courses, like the History of Clowning, which required diligent note-taking and stressful exams, and the Timing of Clowning taught you the subtle art of humor. After all that exertion and hard work, you deserve to celebrate your graduation!Nothing says "welcome to official clownhood" more than a brand new pair of Red Jumbo Clown Shoes! So treat yourself to this perfect pair and enjoy your new life as a licensed and fully-trained clown. Of course, now that these giant shoes are involved, all your calculations may need to change to fit you into that clown car...these shoes take up a lot of space!Product DetailsWhether you're a real clown or this is your Halloween costume, this pair of shiny, red and yellow shoes is a must! They are lightweight for easy movement, and the laces tie on top for a secure fit. Happy clowning!
The perfect costume for a couple that has a whole lot of "sole!" It's so hard to choose a couple's costume! From famous Hollywood couples to dynamic superhero duos, there are certainly a ton of options out there. However, if you're really looking for a unique couple's costume that will "kick" the other competition in the butt, then you really should consider dressing up as a pair of sneakers. Sure, it's an unorthodox costume but we have a feeling that your evening will be full of excitement while you and your beau are roaming around as giant shoes. Think about all the activities that could possibly be "afoot." Just get your hands on a rubber ball and you two could play a pretty intense game of soccer. These costumes are basically a "shoo" in for the best couple's costume award. Just remember to put one foot in front of the other whenever you guys walk up to claim your award, or you may just have a problem! Basically, you two will be dressed as a pair of over sized sneakers but there will be nothing stinky about you two! In fact, you and your "solemate" will be the best-dressed partners around. These funny costumes come together so just put on the comfortable tunics and get ready to have a great time. Your arms, head, and legs will easily fit through the appropriate holes so you'll be able to move easily while you're all "tied" up in these outfits. Just make sure you guys don't have two left feet while you're out on the dance floor and you'll surely have a night that you'll always remember!
Well, look who it is, trotting over to say hello. It’s Henry the Horse! He doesn’t like to be confused with any other famous talking horses, no siree Ed. Err, Bob, sorry Henry. Slip of the tongue. Yeah, yeah, we know how much cooler you are than any other talking horses, Henry. No one’s disputing that. Yeah, no one wouldn’t love galloping around in this Adult Henry the Horse Mascot Costume. It’s delightful. That’s not up for debate. It’s perfect for costume parties, sporting events, and hoedowns of all kind. Everyone loves cheering for a prancing pony. You’re the top stallion, Henry. But when you don’t let us mention other horses it just makes you seem kind of insecure.Horses have really lucked out in one regard: hay is for them. Sure, we might give it to other animals, and roll it up in big wheels for God-knows-what purpose (can you tell we’re city folk?), but the saying doesn’t go, “Hay is for horses, and cows, and all that other stuff too.” No, hay is for horses, and everything else is a creative alternative at best, and possibly misuse. No other animal has such a statement so clearly delineating what is for them. Trix are for kids, but as of yet, children haven’t been designated as their own species.Everyone loves a horsey, and this one couldn’t be friendlier. And it’s the full monty––covering every inch of you in horsey goodness. You can just lazily amble around it, give rides to children, trot, gallop, or go all out and perform steeplechase jumps. If you’re convincing enough, maybe you can be the first riderless entry into an equestrian contest, although good luck competing with real horses. We hear they’re pretty fast.
Halloween Candy ExplosionWhen we first heard the term sweet mayhem, we could only think of one thing. Halloween Candy Explosion! Being huge fans of Halloween, we liked the idea. It offered us plenty of ideas on how to make sorting the loads of trick-or-treating candy that made it home more exciting. Instead of gently pouring it all on the ground, groups of kids could toss it—like confetti! Then it would be a mad dash to grab all their favorites before anyone else nabbed it. There were plans to add a timer to increase the intensity. We considered adding a blindfold into the mix but decided that would just make finding all the right candy too difficult. It was all shaping up quite nicely.Then, someone showed us Sweet Mayhem. At first, we were a little disappointed. But after doing the research, we returned to our epic Halloween Candy Explosion idea. Knowing that Sweet Mayhem would definitely be up for the wild fun, so long as it means bringing people together!Product DetailsGet your child ready to create their own Halloween fun with this Lego Movie 2 Girls Sweet Mayhem Deluxe Costume! Styled after the Lego Movie 2 mini-doll, this 4-piece costume will transform your child into the Systar System’s greatest warrior. The caped dress and pig-tail headband give this playful ensemble a fashionable and futuristic look while the included leggings make the costume practical for your child’s trick-or-treating adventures!Sweet SweetsOkay, maybe Halloween Candy Explosion, isn’t the best idea for kids. But, creating their own sweet mayhem on Halloween is a sure thing. Especially with this officially licensed Sweet Mayhem costume! Whether they simply relive the excitement of Lego Movie 2 at playtime or share their candy with their friends in an inventive new way, your child will be ready for whatever fun comes their way!
Costume With Some BiteSome kids will be running around as freaky monsters, others will go out as their favorite horror movie villains, but your kiddo will be different. They will go around town as something truly terrifying this Halloween.Grab this Hungry Venus Fly Trap costume and your child will turn into one of the most terrifying creatures Mother Nature has to offer. A rose may have thorns but your little one will have a seriously frightening bite. Lucky for you, there is one thing that can calm a Venus Fly Trap’s appetite.Don’t let the name fool you. You don’t have to go capture a dumpster’s worth of flies. No, you just need to get them tons of candy! The more sweets your kiddo has the less you will have to worry about their nasty bite.Details & DesignGet your green thumb ready to toss this costume on your kiddo with three easy steps. First, toss the green velour shirt on them. It has a hook and loop fastener at the back of the mock-turtle neck to help with the next step. Speaking of which, next you take the velour hood and attach it to the shirt using the fastener. The hood has the leaves and the petals, along with the soft-sculpted teeth, lining the face opening. Finally, the flowerpot has green shoulder straps that will help to keep your fearsome flower planted.Flower PowerIn the overgrown garden of costumed children this Halloween, let your little flower stand out. They can be more than just another random monster or an overplayed pop culture reference.Transform them into a killer plant that has grown to the size of a child! If your typical Venus Fly Trap eats flies, this enormous one will hunger for something much larger than a fly. Only king-sized candy bars will be able to satisfy your kiddo’s tummy.
Nerd Alert!So, you've heard that nerds are all the rage this year. The only problem? Your child is a totally cool and popular girl! If there's nothing nerdy about your gal, then you'll have to get creative if she wants to hop on the bandwagon for Halloween.This Nerd Kit for Girls can turn even the queen bee of the seventh grade into a Grade A dweeb, instantly. How fun! No one will even be able to recognize your little fab fashionista around the school hallways!Product DetailsSuspenders, neckties, and glasses...oh my! This little kit has it all, from the bow in her (nerdy) braids to the pins on her (nerdy) shirt. A patch reads "I Love Nerds," in case there was any doubt. All she needs is one of those gigantic TI-82 calculators (are those things still around?) and a Periodic Table to tote around, just in case she needs to rattle off some of the elements. Smart StartOf course, the one thing this look can't do is instill nerdy smarts in its wearer, but luckily, your kid already has them in spades! She may not be a member of the mathletes, but she certainly looks the part for trick-or-treating this year!
Oh, what big teeth you have! is usually not what you expect to hear when someone sees a baby for the first time. That's probably what you would expect to hear when someone first sees a horse, a beaver, or a grizzled champion sweet corn eater, but not an innocent baby human! However, history has proven that not only is anything possible, everything has probably already happened, and many times. But, on the off-chance there actually hasn't been a huge-toothed baby yet, you can get ahead of the curve with this Two Front Teeth Pacifier! Everyone will be doing double-takes as they see this big, cartoonish, buck tooth grin on your baby's little face. It's made of BPA-free plastic, so luckily these chompers don't require any flossing or brushing. Think of all the conversations about infant costumes and baby orthodontia it'll spark too.
Twist on a ClassicWhen it's time to clown around and bring people smiles, you want to be wearing an outfit that lets everyone know what a good time they're in for! A clown wig is a great addition to your costume if you want to have that traditional look without cutting your own hair and dyeing it a crazy color. Product DetailsDraw all eyes to your epic comedy act when you wear your exclusive Blue Clown Wig for Adults! The mesh wig cap has an elastic edge to keep it snugly in place on your head (although you might want to pin it down for any tumbling routines). It's completely covered in tight curls of synthetic hair the color of a blue raspberry candy. Showtime! Ready to hear the cheers? Make this wig the crowning touch to your circus performer outfit! You'll be the main attraction the carnival, Halloween party, and more.
Good Ol' DaysAhh, the easy, breezy baby lifestyle. That's what it's all about! Shaking those rattles, knocking spoons off tables, and let's not forget about that "oh so suspenseful" game, Peek-a-boo. It's a such a great time that we understand when adults want to go back every once in a while. There is so much to avoid when it comes to our adult lives even with the freedoms that we enjoy. Like, sure, we can buy our own treats and watch cartoons late into the night without our parents sending us to bed. But there are so many other responsibilities that are so overwhelming. Take, for instance, filing complicated taxes, morning traffic, and getting your very own babies to bed. Who saw all that coming? Honestly, we all need a break from this "being grown" business!Product DetailsLooking for an outfit that'll make everyone (including yourself) go ga-ga? This is the ensemble you're looking for! It includes fluffy white diaper bottoms with an oversized safety pin for comic relief, a sweet pink crop top in a loose shift style with a giant bib so you can eat in infant fashion. You'll top off the whole look with a cute bonnet that has lace trim so you can keep your tender baby skin away from the sun! You'll look like the stork just dropped you off at the doorstep of your next costume party!Juvenile BehaviorSo, are you ready to relive your youth? It's going to be fun now that you get to make your own decisions! Yes, you're going to eat Teddy Bear Grahams in milk instead of cereal, no one can stop you now! Yes, you can turn your tot tunes all the way up as you rock out in your room, you're an adult baby and that's a force no one can mess with!