Let The Baby Have Her BabyAdult temper tantrums aren't cute. If you scream, cry, and throw yourself on the airport floor when the airlines loses your luggage, you'll receive some pretty horrified looks. When you reach adulthood, it's not acceptable to throw a fit when things don't go your way. That was only (slightly) tolerable when you were a miniature version of yourself. Now that you're fully capable of feeding and clothing yourself, it's expected that you maintain your composure during stressful times. If you miss the good old days of bottles, blankies, and public outbursts then you'll be pleased to know there's a way to revert back to your baby-self. The pink adult baby kit allows adults to get away with childish behavior because you'll no longer pass for a grownup Product DetailsThis pink adult baby kit is so easy to wear, an infant could figure it out. It comes with the diaper and jumbo safety pin which fastens to the front. If you want to complete the look shown here, you'll need the pink baby doll costume and jumbo bottle. (Good thing we sell that too!) Playtime! Once you've transformed into a little one, feel free to crawl around, drink beverages from a "baba," and scream as loud as you want, but if you need your diaper changed, don't come crying to us.
Massive UpgradeAren't we all on a quest to become bigger, better versions of ourselves? We may pump iron and chug protein shakes or chow down on our favorite treats while lounging around in the name of bulking up. But, let's be real, the gig can be tough. And it's surely a marathon, not a sprint. That's where the Adult Fat Suit Costume comes into play.This game changer transforms you from a lean machine to a big shot in a snap, no diet or exercise change required! In the time it takes to unwrap a candy bar, you'll be looking as large and in charge as you dreamed when this funny costume accessory arrives at your door!Product DetailsGet ready to bring the laughs this Halloween with our Adult Fat Suit Costume! Perfect for the entertainers among us, this sidesplitting getup is sure to make a memorable splash at any party. It's an all-in-one jumpsuit, amped up with padding to help you embody a larger-than-life character without any fuss.Featuring a spacious 52" chest, a 38" torso, and a 58 1/2" length, this suit is all about comfort and freedom of movement. It's designed to allow you to fully embrace the fun of your heavyweight persona, guaranteeing grins and giggles from your friends throughout the night.Shapely SimplicityPrepare for oohs, aahs, and belly laughs at your next shindig when you order this Fat Suit Costume that all but demands attention! Forget the hassle of getting in shape. Simply slip into this outfit to instantly become the larger-than-life character you want to embody. If that's not the ultimate Halloween hack, we don't know what is!
An Elephant Never ForgetsWouldn't it be amazing to be an elephant for a day? Not only would you get to eat all of the peanuts you want without anyone looking at you oddly, you would have near-perfect recall. Finally, you could remember where you lost that one amazing t-shirt that fits just right and never scratches, and you would have no problem recollecting when your significant other's birthday is. Elephants are so lucky! Product DetailsHave a truly unforgettable Halloween look when you wear your exclusive Adult Inflatable Elephant Costume! The inflatable bodysuit zips up the back and is made of sturdy gray polyester windbreaker material. A small fan is installed behind the right hip and runs on an attached battery pack to keep the suit inflated while in use. The fully enclosed head contains view ports through the elephant character eyes. Printed details such as elephant "toenails" on the arms and legs add to the fun, as do the inflated ears and tusks! Safari ShowcaseThink about how many people you're going to bring happiness to during your next dress-up event! Almost everyone would love to see an elephant outside of the zoo, but aren't able to make a trip to their natural habitat. Thanks to you, lots of bucket lists are going to get one more item checked off. You can also educate others by answering all of their burning questions about pachyderms. For instance, did they know that elephants pop if poked with a very sharp object? (So please don't do that.)
It's in the Money BagToddlers are a lot of things — emotional, irrational, and cute as can be. They are also picky, demanding, hilarious, sweet, fascinating, and...expensive. And no matter how much you keep insisting that your tots get a job, they seem uninterested in contributing to the family income. Well, we can't really blame them...yet.But, you can lift your spirits by dressing them in this Toddler Money Bag Costume this Halloween. It's adorable all on its own or it makes a perfect accompaniment to a robber costume for a sibling. And who knows, maybe it'll inspire your children to actually care about the value of money. Er, on second thought, best let them enjoy the carefree days of their youth while they can. Design & DetailsIn order to do this costume justice, our in-house designers pulled off a real bank heist of their own, just so they would know what a bag stuffed full of bills would really look like! Ok, so no, not really. But they had fun pretending. Instead, they spent time crafting this costume's pullover velour tunic that's shaped like a full money bag. It has a big black dollar sign emblazoned on the front, just like in an old-timey bank heist movie! The top is decorated with $50 and $100 bills printed on felt, as is the cap.A True Crowd PleaserLet's be honest, this costume is bound to be a hit. After all, who doesn't want to see a big bag of money approaching their door? Your neighbors will all get a kick out of this cute and clever costume.
Sugar and SpiceIn the world of clowning, there are clowns, and then there are CLOWNS. What's the difference? The former group is your standard, run-of-the-mill, red curly-haired, big ball nose, oversized shoe-wearing clowns. We don't want to call them "cliche," because they are also classic, but we've been there, seen that. The latter category, however, is a new generation of clowns that is taking clown culture to a whole new level. And here's the fun part...not only can you not predict what these cool clowns will look like, but you also never know what they'll do! Take this Cotton Candy Funhouse Clown Wig, for example. You may think to yourself "cotton candy, how sweet!" But this clown may be meant for mischief, mayhem, and even perhaps a bit of Halloween haunting. You never know! Design & DetailsThis amazing concoction of CLOWN-like proportions is based on a mesh wig cap with an elastic edge for a snug fit. The cap is topped with blue hair and bangs, as well as matching curly tendrils at the temples. But the showstopper is the bright pink and blue cotton-candy-inspired bouffant — two cones coming off the sides — that make this wig a total eye-catcher!
Feeling a Little FunnyOne of the hardest parts of being a committed clown at the age of 5 is pre-school. Many kids struggle with the big life changes associated with starting their education, but it can be even harder if the other kids see you as “different”. Once they noticed your giant shoes, huge red nose, and rainbow colored, poofy afro, no kid would be able to resist pointing it out.At block-stacking time, those giant clown hands make it impossible to achieve stacks of five or six like the other kids. In fact, you’re lucky if you get 3 before you inadvertently knock it down! Likewise, finger-painting is a huge hassle. Then there’s the difficulty of nap time when your nose squeaks every time you move your head! That classic, old clown get-up is just so outdated…Juggling Fashion TrendsThat’s why we have invented this Clever Lil’ Clown Toddler Costume. It’s a little bit sleeker and more modern than the typical clown-wear that you can get from any Clown-Mart. The muted colors fit in better with the styles of today, so you don’t have to worry about being the weird clown girl with the bright yellow overalls anymore; you can just enjoy your cute, frilly dress! The parasol, hat, and hair also accessorize the outfit perfectly, so you don’t have to worry about making it match on your own.A Beautiful JesterIf you are looking for the perfect clown costume for your toddler, then this is the one for you. It is a perfect blend of scary and cute, which means you can brag all night about how well they are juggling those traits!
A Coveted RoleOne day, your kid races through the front door in what you initially think is panic. You know something is up, but the answer to your curiosity is not what you were expecting. With excitement befitting having learned the end of the school year has come early, your little one tells you they are going to be the sunflower in this school year's music program.Relief is your first response, having started at worry when your kiddo flew through the door. Pride follows, of course, knowing you'll get to watch your kiddo show their talents to the whole community. And then, in the back of your mind, a touch of nervousness creeps in. How do we get a costume for this?Hi! Have we been formally introduced? We're HalloweenCostumes.com and we're pretty good at helping get the kids ready for any themed-dress event. The school music program is no exception, and we just so happen to have a lovely little flower ensemble for your kiddo.Design & DetailsDesigned by our talented costume-makers, this Flower Hoodie is an easy and stylish way to get your little one ready for their big debut. Down to the veins on the flower's leaves, this costume is ready for the stage. With just 1 piece it'll be a breeze for your kiddo to get prepared for any flower event. Bright yellow petals are sewn into the hood and create a full bloom when worn. The body of the costume acts like a flower stem while the sleeves are made to look just like leaves. Our clever designers even added a slit in both leaf-sleeves to make sure your kiddo still has full use of their hands.Watch Them BlossomWhether they're on stage or out trick-or-treating, when your little one is dressed in this Flower Hoodie, we know you will get to see them blossom.
Cold Front FunYour kiddo will have more than just happy feet when they sport this amazing ensemble! You simply won't believe your eyes as you watch your child dance (or waddle) into the school gym for the big Halloween parade. Whereas this morning, you had an adorable little human to call your own, now you have an...adorable penguin in their place. Since the switch is only temporary and it's all in the name of Halloween fun, you may as well enjoy the ride! This Kid's Inflatable Penguin Costume is truly as much fun to see as it is to wear. It covers your kiddo from beak to flipper in full penguin appeal. It may take some time for your child to get used to their new birdlike body and its general...roundness...but once they get the hang of the penguin waddle, they will have a ball all Halloween long!Product DetailsThis cute and peppy penguin inflates quickly for a no-trouble trick-or-treating look that still gives maximum effect. There is a built-in fan and battery pack to help your little one stay penguin-like all evening long, and the shoe covers and little penguin face help to create the full illusion. A cutout under the penguin hood allows your child to talk, laugh, and eat candy, as well.A Real Chill TimeAfter Halloween is over, your child can return to their human form and curl up on the couch with some hot apple cider and Halloween treats — but their memories of their time as a little penguin will stay with them forever!
While some kids may fear clowns, others love them! And even if they fear clowns themselves, the best way to beat that fear is to join the crowd, right?This Children's Clown Costume is a cute and funny costume idea for kids to wear while out trick-or-treating this year. Your child will want to practice juggling or do a funny dance to entertain the crowd when they put on this funny kid’s clown costume. Not everyone was born to entertain under the Big Top, but we think your child is just what the circus has been looking for (and we’re sure you tell them that all the time!).This child clown will turn your child’s frown upside down (literally!) with all of the pizazz a clown costume should have. The yellow vest has an attached white undershirt to provide a good base layer. The red and blue jacket has green and yellow sleeves and is the perfect over layer to the base shirt. A colorful bowtie is attached to the vest as well as red buttons for a detailed look. Two faux pockets are sewn at the hips with big orange buttons. Matching pants are included that have an elastic waist for a comfortable fit and they have red and blue cuffs for even more clown-like detail. A yellow daisy foam hat is also included to top off this funny look. Pick up a wig, a clown nose, and some funny big red shoes to get them really looking the part! Don’t forget about the clown makeup!
When we first got this costume, we started wondering who jesters really were. Were they just the silly people in a royal court, dressed up in those ridiculous hats? Our research has shown us that, no, they weren't silly people. Sure they made jokes, and sang, some even did magic tricks. Some could even juggle balls, and perform great feats of acrobatics. And, one of their best talents was story telling. They were actually quite respected by the royalty.But, what if a jester was a little off? What if he didn't want to tell political jokes all day? Or, sing songs about great rulers of old? What if the stories they wanted to tell were about the dead rising, or the end o the world? What if they wanted to juggle, only they didn’t want to use something as mundane as balls, but rather something more nefarious?Then you would have a scary jester. And, you know all about things being scary. Your son is obsessed with scaring folks. And, every year he looks forward to Halloween, so he can scare people and not get yelled at. So, this year get him this Child Green Scary Jester Costume. He can regale his classmates with scary stories, and some frightful songs. Maybe, he can even do some magic tricks, like the old hole in the hand trick or show off a "mummy" finger. He'll be even more respected by even the coolest kids in the school.
A Zesty Snack Welcome to the picnic! But wait - this isn't the scene of merriment and fun that we're used to thinking of when we think of picnics. Where's the laughter? The giant paper plates stacked full of food? The pickles? Oh, that's it. Someone forgot the pickles, so everyone's appetites are ruined and all of the enthusiasm is gone. You can't plan a proper party without the perfect pickes! We might as well just call the whole thing off. Product DetailsYour friends will relish seeing you in this Inflatable Pickle Costume for Adults! The unisex outfit fastens up the back and is made of sturdy green material that's printed with pickle contours and bumps. When fully inflated, the costume resembles an enormous pickle with rounded ends and a slightly thinner midsection. A hole for your face allows you to see where you're going, and the armholes are sewn with elastic. The legs stick out the bottom to let you move around with comparative ease (for a giant, walking pickle, anyway). A Mouthwatering Treat Everyone loves pickles, so it's safe to say that your costume will be a huge hit with young and old alike! Just a quick disclaimer: if you have a really dedicated pickle lover in your group of friends, they may be hard to convince that you are only wearing a costume pickle, not a giant, delicious, crunchy, briny former cucumber. If they start chasing you around the party begging for "just one cornichon!" it's up to you to figure out your escape.
Expressive EyebrowsIt seems to be generally accepted that your eyes are one of the most expressive parts of your body. There certainly is a lot you can say with them! Rolling your eyes, fluttering your eyelashes, or raising your eyebrows at someone all convey a lot of meaning without having to say any words at all. So you’ll want to make sure that when you’re becoming a character, you try to imitate their eyebrows as part of your accessories or makeup. When you dress as an old man, there’s nothing better than full, thick, gray eyebrows to help round out the look of your character. And if you don’t want to spend hours drawing them in with a gray makeup pencil, we have just the thing for you!Product DetailsThese Gramps Eyebrows are just what you need whenever you want to act like an old man. You could be curmudgeonly or kindly, but either way, you’ll want nice bushy eyebrows to express it! This set is made of polyester (no grandfathers were harmed to make it) and includes the adhesive you’ll need for an easy transformation. Add these to your costume wardrobe so you can age up any time you need to!
A Bit of a StretchIf we were living back in the 1950s and told you about our idea for a TV show revolving around a stretchy green stick guy, you'd probably have thought we were crazy. But the show would be even stranger than that, we'd eagerly insist: There would be a talking red pony, villains with cube-shaped heads, a yellow dinosaur who aspired to be a detective, a flying blue mermaid who could spit blue goo balls, a mastodon and a chicken.But the joke would be on you, dear reader, because our... ahem, we mean Art Clokey's idea... would result in the beloved Gumby franchise, which has managed to spawn two television series, a feature-length film and other things. Even if you don't know Gumby's name, you surely recognize him when you see him. He's been part of pop culture for decades now, so we couldn't agree with you more when you say he would make a great costume for your next party.Product DetailsIt doesn't take any stretch of the imagination to see how you'll be the star of your next costume party in this Adult Inflatable Gumby Costume. This exclusive, officially licensed green bodysuit features a printed Gumby face, complete with a 3D nose and mesh-covered character eyes. It utilizes a fan installed in the back to inflate. (The fan requires four AA batteries, not included, and a Phillips-head screwdriver is required to open the battery pack.) The bodysuit has a back zipper for easy wear, along with elastic at the wrists and ankles for a comfy fit.Stretchy FunOnce you slip into this Gumby costume, you'll be all set for some fun adventures, especially if you can round up Pokey, Prickle and Goo. Just watch out for the G and J Blockheads!
Pump it UpIf you really want to flex this coming Halloween then we have the perfect way to do so. Confidently show off your massive muscles with our very own Dark Strongman Costume. You’ll enter the party scene looking like you just got done with your shift at the local circus.There you were lifting unimaginable amounts of weight, and this Halloween you will be lifting the party to the next level with your amazing feats of strength. After all, who doesn’t love a charismatic muscle-bound carnie? You’ll be at center stage with this costume so make sure to bulk up and, we cannot express this enough, be sure to stretch! The last thing you want to do is pull a hammy while showing off to all of your friends.Design & DetailsYou’ll be ready to bust a flex once you toss on the leopard print stretch knit singlet. It will not only help to accentuate your muscular physique but also make it look like you live your life on the edge, and everyone loves a risk-taker. Next, you add the faux leather belt and you’ll look like more than just a Tarzan wanna-be.Then you can complete this robust transformation with the faux leather wrist cuffs. They are not only there to ensure the safety of your wrists during your feats of strength, but also bring this whole costume together. Finally, we suggest you take a look through our accessories and get your hands on some of our inflatable weights.Also, if you don’t exactly have the hair and facial hair of a strongman, don’t fret. We have a Strongman Wig and Mustache set available as well!Work Hard Play HardLife may seem like a circus from time to time but you don’t clown around. Be the strongest one in town with our exclusive Strongman costume. Your immeasurable strength will steal the show this Halloween!
Building a LifeSo many people complain about how hard it is to get by in the world today, but we’ve never had that problem. When we needed a bigger house for our family, we just built a large square using a random collection of six by two yellow, green, and blue pieces. When we needed more money, we just took apart the bank vault quickly and we were rich! We have always had a gift for taking blocks apart and restacking them in new ways.That’s what makes us the perfect doctor! In Legoland, as in life, there is no problem that can’t be solved by either adding blocks or taking them away. That is how we invented this Child Lego Face Change Mask! By simply removing the old head and putting this giant Lego head in the same spot, we have found that we can increase the durability by at least .002 percent! Is it worth having the same facial expression for the rest of your life and not being able to eat? One out of ten doctors surveyed says, “Yes!”Block HeadIf your child just needs to have a giant yellow head instead of a regular human one, this is the perfect Mask for them. The molded plastic is an improvement in every way, which will remind you that they really are a chip off the old block!
Sock TalkLet's talk socks. Some people aren't a fan of socks. We think those people are crazy! They're cozy, they make it easier to wear shoes, and you can get them in all sorts of different designs. We love socks. In fact, we've been thinking that maybe your feet aren't the only part of your body that might enjoy wearing a sock. Like, what about your head? We decided to investigate.We started out with a normal sock, designed for a foot. To make a long story short, don't trying wearing a normal sock on your head (really, don't try it at home)! Then, we found out about this Black Costume Headsock! It might not actually be as cozy as a traditional pair of socks for your feet, but it definitely gets the job done!Product DetailsThis black headsock is a pretty simple design. It's made out of a polyester material that stretches to fit most adults and it even has an elastic band around the bottom. When you have it on your head, the headsock allows for vision, but your vision may be limited, so take caution while wearing it! You can wear this with a variety of different costumes
Sure you play the fool sometimes. But there is a difference between PLAYING the fool, and BEING the fool. And you know this difference well. The fool is the person who does things without thinking about them. The person playing the fool thinks long, and hard about the things that they do well in advance of doing them.But wearing a jester hat (this jester hat maybe?) is a good way to set yourself apart from the person who is the fool. You want everyone to know that playing the fool is just that, acting. And that you are an incredibly talented individual. Heck, you know how to juggle 6 daggers at once. Not just anyone can do that! Usually only those with jester hats on.
It's In the BagDo you know what would be the ultimate Halloween magic? If you purchased something, and it somehow made you richer! Think about it, what if you upgraded your phone and the company paid you? Or if you went out to dinner and the server tipped you for eating the food. Or imagine if you finally splurged on that dress you've been wanting, and when you opened the box there was a stack of cash sitting on top of it! What a fantasy world — but fantasy worlds are kind of what Halloween is all about, right? If you want to try it on for size, nab this Money Bag Purse Costume Accessory and head out for the big costume bash. Maybe other guests will be prone to slipping loose bills inside of it as the night wears on. Or maybe you'll just look really, really, cool. Either way, it's a win!Design & DetailsThis bag isn't just a fun design, it's an exclusive fun design, made right in our very own costume studio! It's a gleaming metallic drawstring purse with a black money sign emblazoned on the front, and it will prove a super addition to your robber ensemble. If you choose to stuff it with cash or simply want a way to carry your essentials for the night, this bag is golden!
Ladies and Gentlemen! Clowns flying from cannons, lion tamers putting their heads in the fanged mouths of beasts, acrobats sparkling as they soar in death-defying feats... all of these things are amazing on their own! A little crazy when put together. It takes a showman with real flair to take all of these fabulous elements and, using nothing but his own beguiling sense of fun, present them as a show meant to captivate audiences and leave them talking of nothing else for days! Product DetailsThe crowds will go wild when you show up dressed in our exclusive Plus Size Dashing Ringmaster Costume! The costume's top comes together with two pieces. A long red velvet jacket with black satin vest panels starts the ensemble. Gold trims, printed embellishments, and shoulder epaulets with fringe ensure plenty of flair. The jacket-vest combo buttons up the center with small black buttons.A pleated, white satin cravat with a decorative gold button worn under the costume jacket creates the appearance of a button-up shirt. Black, elastic waistband pants with printed gold cord ensure a cohesive look, but completing the ensemble is a pair of black faux leather boot covers and a top hat with a red ribbon band.It's a Circus Around Here!If you like it when things are a little chaotic - ok, a lot chaotic - this is the costume for you! Show everyone that you have what it takes to wow the crowds with fabulous acts and your own sheer charisma. An outfit this amazing turns any room you enter into the Greatest Show on Earth. Lions, tigers, bears, and juggling clowns are all optional but highly encouraged.
Cray-ving Some Arts and CraftsThese days, there isn’t much of the day that is apportioned to arts and crafts. When we were in elementary school, the teachers always made sure we had sufficient time to practice artistic endeavors. Nowadays, it is just lot of the same thing every day.That is why this is such an important costume. Of all the ways you can protest the lack of arts and crafts time at jobs today, this is no doubt one of the most effective and creative. That’s a pretty good start!Product DetailsMaking sure you are dressed right for any occasion is very important, which is why we recommend setting yourself up right with this Women's Green Crayola Crayon Costume. This “Made By Us” costume was put together by our hard working and careful artisans, so you will feel good about wearing this for years to come. The included dress and hat make you look just like the waxy writing utensil that we all used for years and then never again. The nostalgia factor is high with this costume! The flattering and fun green color is definitely the best choice for a crayon costume, since there are so many possibilities for accessories. This costume is fun, cute, and creative, and we are sure you will love it!Green with EnvyIf you are searching for the perfect way to look classic and original, then you are in the right place. You will feel like a winner in this cool and comfortable costume. Just make sure you think of three or four really good green puns before you go out!
The Element of FireKai’s brooding heart is like the burning heat of the furnace itself. As he grew up working in his father’s smithy, Kai became very attuned to the heat and the feel of fire. He and his sister both worked hard, but it was Kai who was eventually admitted to the Ninja, and it was Kai who became the Fire Maker. Throughout his many adventures with the Ninja, Kai never lost his affinity for the most dangerous element. The smoky heat, the wafting flames, and the burning embers all call to his spirit and urge him on to great acts of heroism.Master Wu had once used the elements in unison and created several artifacts from them. The sword of fire was one of them and, as such, it was integral to the history of creation and spinjitzu in the world. Kai claimed the legendary sword of fire and protected it from Lord Garmadon. Eventually, aided by Master Wu, he and the other Ninja combined all their abilities and their legendary swords to fight the Serpentine.Product DetailsThis Child’s Lego Ninjago Kai Legacy Deluxe Costume is sure to make everyone think that the fire maker himself is really present. The costume is made from 100 percent polyester and polyurethane foam. The molded mask is held securely with an elastic strap around the back of the head. The gold foil dragon and other printed embellishments are very much like the ones that adorn Kai’s own clothing. The costume also comes with two black gloves that are made to resemble Lego hands. Perfect for one of the Ninja!Sword of FireEventually the sword was used by Lord Garmadon to kill the Great devourer, but it was made into the Great Weapon in the process and no longer existed in the sword form. Kai would later go on to use his mastery of fire to reforge the sword. Only after using its Tornado of Creation power would it finally be rendered fully useless and fall from the annals of history forever.
Love It!There's no such thing as too much appreciation. Every day has a lot of traffic jams and stubbed toes, so the positive things need talking up. Life's good times deserve some recognition! The party is lively, the snacks and drinks are delicious, and everyone's costumes are looking amazing (almost as amazing as yours)! Make sure that everyone knows how fantastic you think they are! You'll be the most sought-after guest around thanks to your warm and appreciative attitude. Product DetailsYou've heard of wearing your heart on your sleeve - now wear it in your "eyes" with this Emoji Heart Smiley Costume for Adults! The outfit includes a circular pullover tunic that has with holes for the arms and head. The front of the tunic is printed with red heart eyes and a smiling red mouth. The costume comes with white gloves that each have four oversized fingers that are great for pointing out your favorite things or your significant other's many amazing qualities. Eye Heart You Have you ever been texting too fast and accidentally sent the wrong emoji? The heart-eye emoji is probably the best one to send by mistake. People get a little angry if you reply to their "new baby" photo with the "sick to my stomach" emoji, or to their engagement announcement with the red swearing icon. But hearts? Everyone loves hearts! Even if you didn't mean to send it, you can just play it off as part of your kind and supportive personality.
Inspiration StrikesOnce upon a time, back in the Stone Age, the early humans were in a pickle. They'd graduated from drawing on the walls of their caves to drawing on pieces of flat wood, and now they wanted to hang those pictures in their homes. Unfortunately, all they had to pound in the nails were rocks, which led to a lot of smashed fingers. "What if we strapped the rock to a long stick?" one genius suggested. And suddenly the hammer was invented! (Although the smashed fingers never really went away.) Product DetailsBe the handiest person at your next costume party when you wear your exclusive Hammer Costume for Adults! The unisex outfit consists of a hood that slips on over your head and has an oval-shaped cutout for your face. The top is shaped like the head of a hammer, complete with a flat end and a clawed end, and is made of foam backed metallic silver fabric. A long "handle" made of the same silver material with a red and blue fabric "grip" hangs down the front and is backed with foam to help it keep its shape. If I Had a Hammer Remember that old saying that goes, "When you have a hammer, everything looks like a nail"? Well, we're not so sure about that. When we tested this costume, we didn't start seeing nails everywhere. On the other hand, we felt an almost overwhelming urge to do home projects, and to stand with our hands on our hips admiring our work when we were finished. Sometimes we even said, "That's not going anywhere!" after nailing something together. It's a very strange phenomenon.
We all know the trope of the sad clown. The question is, where did that idea come from? After they realized kids were simply scared of them, did they all just get depressed? Did they become car sick after riding in those tiny cars with their coworkers? Turns out, we can blame their disposition on the grandfather of the modern clown, Pierrot. A character pantomimed by many popular actors at the time, his character often started out happy and hopeful, he often ended up so helplessly defeated that people couldn't help but laugh at the tragedy.Making his first appearance in the 1600s Pierrot could possibly be the most popular clown of all time, even Krusty the clown would have a hard time competing with his career. Pierrot has been a character in operas, plays, and books. His black and white ensemble is instantly recognizable in well-known paintings and film. The baggy outfits of clowns today come from Pierrot's often disheveled appearance, though our Pierrot seems to be more put together than usual. The ensemble has a lightly layered ruff at the neck as well as gathered ruffle detail at the wrists and ankles. The knit hood gives you a streamlined look, ready for the time-honored painted white face of the character.Wearing this costume you could clown around through the ages and never look out of place. Whether you're looking for a fun yet sophisticated Halloween costume or you've scored one of the great Pierrot roles out there, you'll be in the company of great actors of history. You might be a sad clown, but hey, at least you aren't a mime!
The Secret Saguaro StarCue the country western scene. A cowboy is striding out of a saloon, pistol at his hip. He's ready to confront the evil stagecoach robbers, who coincidentally are also the cattle rustlers who have been stealing the local ranchers' prize cattle herds. He stands in the middle of the street, squinting into the hot sun, and sees a... palm tree on the horizon. No, that can't be right. That doesn't create the same atmosphere at all. Someone find a cactus! Product DetailsBe a desert wonder when you wear this exclusive Kids Cactus Cutie Costume! The green corduroy jumpsuit zips up the front and is sewn all over with white yarn tufts that mimic the look of cactus spikes while still allowing you to sit down without injuring yourself. Its attached mitts can be flipped back to free your hands, and elastic at the ankle cuffs keep you snug and comfy. The costume's attached hood is lined on the inside and also sewn with yarn "spikes." The Wild West Wonder Yes, cowboys and other Western phenomena are awesome, but let's talk about cacti for a minute. Besides the fact that it has a super cool-sounding plural form, a cactus has literal spines. on. its. body. How amazing would that be? Plus, it can go for a really long time without needing a drink, which is a handy talent and kind of a low-key superpower if you think about it. And of course, just the sight of one puts you in the mood for a desert vacation.
Basic Astronomy The universe is an amazing place! It has our solar system with all of the incredible planets, and they revolve around a big, glowing ball of gas that warms our world. And what does the solar system orbit? You, of course. You're the center of the universe. Product DetailsLook like the cutest walking science project ever when you wear your exclusive Solar System Costume Headband Accessory! The plastic headband is covered in sparkly black polyester and is decorated with a molded felt sun as well as the eight planets. When the hidden battery pack is activated, the sun lights up! Pop Quiz Time! Do you have trouble remembering the order of our solar system's planets? Check out your headband! It's better than trying to recite My Very Excellent Mom Just Served Us Nine Pizzas, especially since we don't talk about Pluto anymore.
Ring LeaderYou have what it takes to lead. You've always known that. When you were little you were always wrangling other kids together to put on different performances like plays and talent shows. But now you're grown. You're still holding that title of ringleader but now your performances are a lot more interesting. There are a few circus tricks that we would love to see in person. For one, we'd love to see someone rest their head in a lion's mouth. As long as no one made the lion sneeze we bet you'd be great at making that lion do what you want. We'd be into seeing acrobats hang down from a swinging trapeze. And a strong man lifting ridiculous things above his head while suspenseful music plays would be pretty awesome too. But here's the thing, the whole show depends on a strong, spotlight-ready leader making the performers come together in a way that noone would forget!Product DetailsYou'll look right at home under the big top when you show up in this red and black satin-textured dress with gold trim. The skirt is gorgeous with a triangular hem over flouncing
Small Change, Maximum Effect We don't pay a lot of attention to feet, usually. That's why it's such a fun idea to change them super subtly. After all, your face gets masks, your hands get gloves, and the rest of your body gets costumes. Why limit your feet to boring, normal shoes? Product DetailsPut your best foot forward in this pair of Funny Feet Costume Shoes for Men! Made of sturdy vinyl, the slide-style slippers are molded to look like bare human feet with oversized toes and big veins. The outer soles feature a textured, anti-slip surface. Twinkle Toes If you brought these feet to a podiatrist, he or she would probably be a little worried for you. But if you wear them with a Halloween costume, they're sure to be a hit. Add these to an outfit and watch your friends try to hide their double-takes when they see your funny flippers.
Dressed for SuccessEvery year, it seems, clown employers are asking for more and more on applications, especially in terms of experience and education. Even starting positions now commonly list a requirement for one to five years of experience! While that hardly seems fair or sensible, we cannot deny that is a fact of the world at this point, and therefore we recommend you get your baby started right away.If your infant has shown any interest in becoming a legendary clown, then get them this Infant Clowning Around Costume. As long as they wear it, they are accruing applicable hours of experience that will be indispensable in their chosen career path (as long as it is being a clown). Besides, at least if they wear this outfit, no one will have to wonder why they are making all those funny faces, it will fit right in with the whole look!Bucket of LaughsSaving for clown college and setting up your child with an early background in clowning is a great way to get them started on their path, but don’t forget the most important part: taking pictures! Your child will be so cute in this clown costume that you will swear you’re being bamboozled. The colorful onesie with cute, clownish details will make you ooh and ahh as they do all their normal baby clown things.A Laughing StockIf you are looking for the perfectly hilarious and cute clown costume for your infant, then this is the one for you. You will break your funny bone when you see what an adorable performer your child can be!
D.I.Why?We hear you were trying to DIY a Mr. Potato Head costume for Halloween. Tsk, tsk, tsk. You know how we feel about that. Not only do DIY costumes often fail to hold up to true Halloween revelry, but this costume, in particular, was bound to give you problems. C'mon...a round frame is notoriously hard to build, so how did you go about it? Oof! Paper mache? That sounds...messy. And what a large balloon you would have needed!But allow us now to step in and do what we do best—present you with the perfect costume, right before your very eyes! Feast on the beauty of this Inflatable Mr. Potato Head Costume for Adults. Yep, that's right, we said inflatable. So you won't have to worry about perfecting that hard-to-achieve potato shape. You can just blow this baby right up and enjoy a night dressed as you favorite classic character. We don't like to brag or anything, but...we're pretty good, right? This look is bound to delight revelers young and old as you grace the costume party in an outfit that blends pure nostalgia with some pretty cool costume technology!Product DetailsThis clever costume looks just like everyone's beloved childhood toy, but without all the spare parts to misplace throughout the night's festivities. It features Mr. Tater's signature mustache, red nose, eyes, ears, top hat, and glove-topped hands. All that fun, plus, who doesn't love a costume that offers total anonymity? You'll be unrecognizable as yourself, but instantly beloved by all!Spud LifeCareful, all that fame, recognition, and praise may just end up going to your head. And from the looks of it, you can't afford for it to blow up any bigger! We're glad to have saved you from the great DIY disaster of the season; never forget: we've got your back!
The Couple That Showers Together Stays TogetherThere's a lot you can learn about your sweetie from their hygiene habits. Do they like the water boiling hot or only lukewarm? Do they only use a specific kind of shampoo? What if they have long hair: Do they wash it neatly down the drain or leave it swirled in interesting patterns on the shower wall? Whatever the story, it's a good way to learn to tolerance and how to appreciate each other's quirks (unless they use your favorite body wash again. Then it's war.) Product DetailsLook squeaky clean and super cute in your Adult Soap and Loofa Couples Costume! The set contains two tunics, the first of which is white and shaped like a rectangle, with the word "Soap" printed in caps on the front. The second tunic is a strapless number with a drawstring band and fluffy tiers of pink mesh and a matching pink shower cap. The set also includes bubble balloons that you can carry or stick on your costumes, as well as decorative stickers shaped like rubber ducks, suds, and more. Rub a Dub Dub Show off your favorite form of joint self-care by teaming up with your sweetheart for the perfect tanden costume! You'll be the freshest dating pair around, and better yet, there's no need to actually shower before putting on your outfits because everyone will already assume that you've freshened up. (If you're a little stinky, though, they'll probably be able to tell.)
You always knew your child was going to take the world by storm, but you never thought it would be literal. But when they came to you saying they wanted to be a F10-level swirling vortex of destruction when they grew up, you knew you had to encourage them to follow their dreams. You would be the worst hypocrite if you told them for years they could be anything, only to balk when they said that thing was a tornado.Secretly, of course, you have your doubts. The job market for tornados seems slim at best. What company is going to need a tornado’s talents? Your kid might be able to get an odd job here or there clearing forests or demolishing houses, but that work can’t be very steady, can it? And sure, Hollywood always needs strong forces of nature for its disaster movies, but show business is so hard to break into—even for a tornado that breaks through everything—and the world of entertainment is so fickle. One moment, a tornado could be starring in something as prestigious as Twister; the next, it could be relegated to Sharknado. You don’t want your kid to get sucked into such a rollercoaster.Nevertheless, you always said you’d support your kid, and you’re going to support your kid through this, too (even though you hope it’s just a phase). The first step is purchasing this Child Tornado Costume to really help your kid get into the tornado mood. The white polyfoam tunic has shoulder straps on the inside and is overlaid with spiraled strips of black and white nylon netting. It comes with cutouts of different buildings, which can be tucked into and behind the netting strips. It’s the perfect costume for your little whirling dervish!
An Elusive, Magical Creature No one has ever seen a real, live unicorn. Only legend described what this magical being might look like...until now! Finally, many humans can say that they've spotted a unicorn! The size of the head is a little surprising, but otherwise it looks exactly as the fairy tales describe it. Product DetailsComplete a hilarious fantasy costume by wearing an Inflatable Unicorn Bobblehead for Adults! The oversized headpiece is made of sturdy windbreaker fabric. Once inflated by the battery-powered fan mounted at the back, it expands to look like an oversized unicorn head complete with upright ears, a multicolored mane, a spiral-detailed horn, printed facial features, and a pink snout. Its open mouth reveals a clear plastic viewing port so that you can see where you're galloping. An inner fabric hood slides over your head to keep the large headpiece comfortably in place. Unique UnicornPut a laugh-out-loud twist on a classic fantasy costume! Your friends will love it and may even offer to help guide you through doorways.
Magic Can HappenYour child may be the new kid at school, but their social capital is about to blow up! When they step into the school costume parade dressed in this Kid's Inflatable Blue Unicorn Costume, everyone will want to know who this new student is, what mystical land they came from, and everything about them. You have always known your little one is pure magic, and now everyone else can see it, too! Before you know it, your child will be asking you to drive them to play dates, birthday parties, and unicorn-themed sleepovers. Isn't it fun to watch them fit into their new school and neighborhood so seamlessly? And all because of this awesome unicorn costume that shows that they take fun, Halloween, and unicorns, very seriously. All the important things in life!Product DetailsThere are unicorn costumes, and then there are UNICORN costumes. And this, friends, is the latter. It's the pure essence of unicorn-ness, in one costume. It brings the magic of the unicorn world to life right before your child's eyes. This unicorn is blue with pink accents on its hooves, a rainbow mane, a golden horn, and well, an overwhelming sense of unicornity. Is that a word? It should be! It's no wonder everyone in school wants to befriend your bold little foal—who doesn't want to be on good terms with a beautiful unicorn?Get on the HornGo ahead and tell everyone you know about how awesome this inflatable kid's costume is. The more unicorns in the world, the better. That's our motto, at least!
Original JokesterWere you the classic clown in high school? Do your coworkers just not believe you when you tell them that you used to be a notorious jokester in class? Maybe Jim from marketing just can't wrap his head around you being the funniest girl in the class, or Maggie from HR says that you're way too serious to be a clown.Well then, maybe it's time for a bit of a humorous makeover! Yes, nothing says, "clown" more than... well, a clown costume! It's time to rekindle your quirky humor with this Giggles the Clown Costume.Product DetailsThis cute and silly costume is perfect for anyone who wants to indulge in their inner clown! It comes with a yellow, short sleeve dress with plenty of polka dots all over it. We're talking all of the bright colors of the rainbow. Reds, blues, purples, and greens!The dress has red and blue pom-poms attached to the front of the dress and it even comes with a hoop to help give the skirt a rounded shape. The bloomers fit underneath to help bring the look together.Finally, the costume comes with a pair of shoe covers, which fit over more pairs of shoes with elastic bands. Once you have it all on, it'll be easy to convince everyone of your funny sense of humor!
In Full ColorWe've seen lots of children's doodles. They're marvels! Even if they're illegible. But we've also noticed that in most doodles, there's a main color at work. Typically it's that child's favorite color, and while accompanied by a few complimentary or clashing shades, it's hard to ignore how prevalent blue, red, green, or purple might be on the page.An exception to this rule, we assume, is your kiddo. That's why you're here, right? Your kid colors with all the crayons in the box. One hue of blue won't do for a sky. They naturally know how to grade the tones to reveal a full sunset or rise. Trees are a multicolored wonder. Animals as spectacular in the coloring book as in real life. And whenever you expect an apple to be red, a cloud to be white, or the sun to be bright yellow, you're surprised by a delightful twist!Design & DetailsHelp your child show off their vibrantly colorful personality in a new way with our exclusive Kid's Crayon Box Costume Dress! The licensed Made By Us costume is inspired by Crayola's endlessly inspiring box of crayons and comes with a dress and headband that takes the fun from page to play!The dress's bodice is shaped from yellow spandex fabric with a printed crayon box graphic on the chest and a wavy green border at the waist. A rainbow of colored tulle shapes cap sleeves and a knee-length skirt. A zipper at the back of the costume makes getting dressed quick and easy. Meanwhile, the included fabric-wrapped plastic headband with a crown of foam-shaped Crayola crayons marks your kiddo a royal crayon artist!
Case of the BluesIf your toddler could make it happen, everything in your house would be blue. In fact, they’d probably make sure everything surrounding your home was blue as well. At restaurants when they’re given the little pack of crayons and paper placemat, they refuse to use any color but the blue—no blue, better replace the crayon pack. Playing I-spy on road trips, they call your attention to the sky or take their time waiting for a (even vaguely) blue car to pass. Your toddler’s favorite outfit is a pair of navy pants with faded knees and a bright blue knit sweater that is just about past fitting their growing shoulders—pair it with over-worn blue socks and they’re day is made! To say they’re going through a blue period became an even crazier understatement when they came to you asking to be blue for Halloween—not an animal, monster, or superhero, but a color.Product DetailsMake your little one’s dreams come true with this Toddler Blue Crayon Costume! The two-piece ensemble starts with a bright blue tunic featuring screen printed details that resemble the colored crayon you toddler can’t get enough of. Its loose fit and wide arm openings offer plenty of space to wear warm layers underneath. The costume is polished off with an included cone-shaped hat gives the costume the familiar crayon shape. Whether they paint the neighborhood blue while trick-or-treating or color while dressed like their favorite color, this outfit is sure to delight!Livin' in a Blue WorldEvery child seems to go through a phase where they want their house, future car, clothing, and even their pets to be the same color. And while it’s a great color, not everything comes in a natural shade of blue. But, you can grant them at least one of their blue world wishes with this Toddler Blue Crayon Costume!
Na na na na na na na na na, Lego!Uh oh, the Joker is at it again! He wants to destroy Gotham and take down Batman in one fell swoop. What is Batman going to do? Lego Movie 2 asks that question and answers it as the suspenseful but silly story careens to its conclusion. Spoiler: Batman is victorious because, well, he's Batman. No wonder your kid adores him so much! Don't worry, though, this Lego won't murder your foot if you happen to step on it! The Lego Movie 2 Kids Batman Prestige Costume has all the sweet details of Batman's special look in the film. Product DetailsWhat makes this suit so spectacularly blocky is foam, foam, foam! Foam forms Batman's "pants" in this tunic, and the torso of the tunic is padded as well. Even the hands are foam! Your child may not have thumbs in this costume, but they can still hold their Halloween bucket in these foam claws! (Don't worry, the hands are detachable if your child wants to keep their thumbs.) The cape is detachable, making it easier for the wearer to climb into the suit. The plastic mask has an elastic band to secure it, so your child can scowl at people, Batman style, all evening. Go Save Your City!Quick, Batman—your town needs you! This Halloween, hordes of candies are going to try to take over the neighborhood. If you don't run around to all of the houses and collect some candy, the sweets will multiply and take over, so that we can't eat them anymore! It is your duty to protect your fellow citizens and trick or treat for all of the Snickers, Smarties, and Reese's Pieces your heroic bag can carry. Don't worry, folks! Lego Batman is here to save the day.
The king or queen may be the one with all the actual power to govern. But behind the scenes, it’s usually the jester who’s really pulling the strings! So if you’ve got big plans but aren’t in any rush to take on the responsibility of real rule, you might want to consider brushing up on your knock-knock jokes and putting on this sinister Dark Jester Costume!Sure, the chump on the throne may be little more than your puppet. But it’s going to be hard to enact your diabolical agenda if anyone notices that you’re not the jovial joker that you pretend to be. And we’re not saying you have to become a master of stand-up or anything, but you’ve got to keep everybody chuckling if you want to distract them from your true purpose!Otherwise, you might be the one who winds up in stitches. After all, most people aren’t fond of being fooled by the fool! But if you manage to convince them that the surly sneer of your skull mask is really just a playful grin, you’ll always be able to snatch as much power as you crave!This hypnotic checkered costume set has everything you need to play the part of court jester, with details that can seem cheerful or macabre depending on the light. And since you seem to favor the shadows, we suspect that the decor of the royal palace is about to get a nefarious twist!
Get All Balled UpWhen the coaches told you to be the ball, we don't think this is quite what they had in mind. However, it is certainly a way to get your head in the game. In fact, you might just get your whole body in the game when you go out wearing this exclusive Adult Inflatable Soccer Ball Costume. Whether you're cheering for your favorite soccer team or looking for a fun costume to wear for Halloween, this costume will be perfect for you. Start all the chants in the stadium. After all, what soccer fan isn't going to listen to a giant, talking soccer ball? If your friend group is going out as their favorite soccer players for Halloween, everyone will just think that they're a bunch of fanboys without you in the mix, dressed as the most important part of the game!Blowing Up The DetailsKick off your Halloween festivities the right way with this fun and unique costume from our Made By Us collection. It has been fashioned with windbreaker fabric. The zipper is located on the backside and it is topped with a hook and loop fastener tab. Elastic is located at the neck, arm, and leg openings for a snug and secure fit.The fan is installed on the lower center of the backside of this costume. The battery pack fits into the pouch at the bottom of the zipper. You can also choose to clip it onto the clothing you wear beneath this costume. Plug the fan into the USB port on the battery pack and easily inflate your costume to a plump 40-inch diameter!
Do your pals know you as the risk taker of the group? Are you generally thought of to be unflappable? Do you think that skydiving, base jumping, swimming with sharks, and bungee jumping all sound like a perfectly lovely way to spend a Tuesday? Do you dream of being stunt double?While some may tell you to slow down and tread on life with caution, we say dive in head first! And just to show you’re not afraid of any crash-and-burn scenarios life may throw your way, wear this plus sized crash test dummy costume to your next big costume party! That ought to show those naysayers because as a daredevil, nothing gets you pumped for your next big adventurous feat than someone telling you not to do it. Being told “you can’t do that” is how you got motivated to swim between California and Hawaii and how you finally summited Everest, after all. Honestly, a little car crash testing seems easier than all that.Easiest yet is to put on this blue jumpsuit, mask, and white gloves and become “Larry” for the night. You’ll be unrecognizable by face but our guess is that you will find some party feat by which to distinguish yourself. Just remember, Larry, real cars are not meant to be tested by you. Those are simulations. But on the upside, you probably won’t be mad if folks bump into you all night long.
Cue guitar riff. Cue lightning effect. Cue saucer craft descending from the sky.*The Pluto Princess has landed*That's right. It's time for you to make your entrance into the party. As the Pluto Princess! You ready for this? Of course, you are! You were born to sail the stars, an interplanetary explorer in waiting. All you've been waiting for was your opportunity. And this is your big shot!You're going to need to look the part, of course, before you assume the mantle. So, go on, get yourself this Pluto Princess costume, and let's get to work! The easy part, naturally, will be wearing this chic outer space themed costume. The hard part? Constructing an interplanetary craft and figuring out the nuts and bolts of lightspeed travel. But, no worries, we'll figure out all that stuff later!Product DetailsFrom some of our favorite costume friends at Forum Costumes, this Women's Pluto's Princess Costume is going to have you standing out this Halloween. A sleek and chic dress, the choker necklace is included. The dress's shimmering silver design is accented with a purple center panel and purple accent along the sleeve cuffs and tiered skirt styling. Accessories sold separately.The rest of the story is up to you!With this costume, you could be a human from the future, a friendly E.T., or, as the name suggests, real outer space royalty. Pick up some body paint if you're feeling like an alien or a couple of toy blasters if you want to be a battler. We've got all the gear in our accessories section that's needed to complete this costume look!
We all love socks. That warm, fuzzy knit material is always there to keep our feet cozy and protected. They're even super good for dusting our floors with if we slide around the room enough. If only we could just wear one big sock for our whole body. You know what else is really fun and cuddly? Monkeys. Those little guys are always just swinging around with their goofy arms and long tail being completely adorable. All they ask for in return is a few bananas to munch on here and there. Most of them seem like they'd be absolutely fantastic cuddlers. When they're not running around like maniacs, they're usually fast asleep all snuggled up with the rest of their family. It seemed only natural that the comfort of socks joined forces with the cuddly and cut nature of those fruit-loving fuzzy primates. Thus the most cozy invention since the heated steering wheels was born! The sock monkey has graced the homes of most every household, whether it was handmade or store bought since 1870, and have never gone out of style! In fact, we're putting them even more into style! Just check out this super comfy looking Sock Monkey Infant Costume. It's made of knit flannel fabric so it's soft and warm for your own little bundle of joy during those chilly fall months when costume parties are all over the place! Just be sure to pack your bag with a few bananas, because this growing guy is always hungry for more!
Your little...ahem...darling has a wicked sense of humor, always ready with smart, pointed joke or a well-placed prank. Things can get a little dark, but that’s why you love ‘em. Sounds like he or she would enjoy, then, a dark take on a perennial classic. Your kiddo’s no fool; a classic jester costume has been done over and over again. The Kid’s Dark Jester Costume, then, offers all the iconic aspects of a Renaissance entertainer...with a serious edge. Let’s not beat around the bush, here; this costume is, well, creepy. But your little laugh-maker has a fine flair for the dramatic. And everyone loves a scare on Halloween, right? Of course, as soon as he or she puts on this black-and-white pants and shirt combo, you’ll want to set a few ground rules. Trust us, you’ll thank us for the suggestions. 1) No telling his or her little sister she’s gone color blind, since obviously the outfit is red and blue (that’s just mean). 2) No putting on the molded mask and hood and popping up in bathroom mirrors behind you while brushing your teeth. 3) Actually, come to think of it, no putting on the molded mask and hood inside the house, period (shudder). While it would certainly be scary to pull down the covers and find this dark jester resting where your little one does, this costume is bound to be a trick-or-treating hit. Just add black gloves and a jester cane for a completely evil look, and have ‘em practice that evil laugh.
She swings through the air…What’s your favorite part about going to the circus? Is it the elephants with their neat tricks? The funny clowns spilling out of that tiny car to pull off so many hilarious pranks? The thrilling lion tamer and his ferocious lions? If you’re like us, it’s got to be the amazing acrobats! These aerial daredevils do tricks that make our heads spin and our hearts pounds, whether they’re catching each other mid-air or walking along a tightrope high above our heads. We know that if we joined the circus, that’s what we’d want to be!Unfortunately, we’re just not quite coordinated enough to be world-class acrobats. If we tried, we’d definitely plummet to the ground if there was no safety net. (We don’t think we’d even risk it if there was a net anyway!) We can’t even cross a tightrope two inches off the ground, let alone 50 feet!Product detailsIf you’re hopelessly ungraceful like we are, never fear! You can still feel like an authentic acrobat in this Women's Majestic Trapeze Artist Costume. This beautiful pale purple costume is exactly what you need for any aerial feats… or just looking good while your feet are still firmly planted on the ground. The leg holes are stylishly ruffled, and there are matching ruffled arm bands to go with. There’s also lovely lace trim down the front for that extra flair.…with the greatest of ease!Next time you have the urge to live out your high top dreams but are prudent enough to stay on the ground, slip into this Women's Majestic Trapeze Artist Costume. You might not be able to do all the flips and sumersaults that real aerial stars can do, but you’ll definitely feel like a real acrobat whenever you’re wearing this costume!
Follow the FootprintsDid you hear the news? It's almost too incredible to believe, but apparently scientists have uncovered fresh tracks that appear to indicate that a modern-day cavewoman is in the area! Either that, or it may be a clown or an ogre, or some unknown creature. The scientists are still arguing. Regardless of which it is, everyone is dying to get a look! Product DetailsHide your tracks with this set of exclusive Funny Feet Costume Shoes for Women! Quirky and fun, the slide slippers are made of molded vinyl and resemble a pair of extra-large feet with bright red toenails. The outer soles feature a textured, anti-slip surface. Toe the Line No matter what costume you choose, these feet would be a hilarious addition to your ensemble! Best of all, you don't even need to worry about refreshing your pedicure, because these accessories have you (literally) covered. You can focus on other important matters, like discovering fire and inventing the wheel.
There’s a saying by everyone’s favorite green character that states, “it’s not easy being green,” well these gloves defy that logic. It should be easy…and with these Child Green Gloves, it’s even easier to be the Green Lantern, or a green crayon…or a witch, for that matter. Usually, when all of the little ghosts and goblins set out on Halloween night, they’re missing one very crucial piece of their costume—gloves!Whatever your child has aspired to be for Halloween, these green gloves are sure to fit the color scheme. Aside from achieving monochromatic nirvana, your child’s hands will stay protected from the elements. Sometimes Halloween can be downright chilly at times. So, keep your little Kermit or green M&M looking their finest with these exclusive stretch gloves.
They say that with age comes wisdom. But we say, why not speed that process up a bit?If you want to add to your aging appearance and step into your sage and golden years, this Old Man Deluxe Mask will add wrinkles to your face without adding years to your life. Finally, you can get the respect you deserve! Everyone will be falling over themselves to offer to help you out and will be asking you about how it was back in the day when things were so much better. You can add it to a Halloween costume that asks for a more “weathered” appearance, or you may even choose to wear this mask without your costume this year; wisdom beyond your years, after all, is worth its weight in gold.