Child's Sinister Jester Costume

Child's Sinister Jester Costume

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$34.99

Sometimes life gives you lemons. And some people seem to think that happiness is a big old pile of money, so they’ll tell you that times like these are perfect for opening a chain of lemonade stands. But at your age, it can be really tough to get a corporate empire off the ground—let alone file the appropriate paperwork. Don’t worry, though: you could always turn the tables just by dressing in a terrifying Child’s Sinister Jester Costume like this!You hear that, everybody? The joke’s on you! Nobody gets to tell us what to do with an unforeseen surplus of citrus! Now you’re going to have to put up with our corniest, most groan-inducing jokes until we’re sure you've had your daily dose of Vitamin C. And in case it’s been a while since you reviewed the latest dietary guidelines, you need a lot of it! So we could be here a while. Especially since knock-knock jokes aren’t exactly packed with nutrition! Mua-ha-ha!Wow, maybe we should look into a couple of these costumes for ourselves. Who knew that wearing a black-and-red jester suit with a nefarious skull mask could be so cathartic? And who knew that we had all that rage underneath our characteristic playfulness and optimism? Not us! But we’ll sort that out later: right now, we’ve got to make sure you get one of these awesome outfits. They look great, and they’ll really put you in touch with your inner chaotic prankster!


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Toddler Hungry Venus Fly Trap Costume

Toddler Hungry Venus Fly Trap Costume

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$39.99

Growing Like a Weed?We've always heard that when a tyke shoots up faster than seems humanly possible that they've taken after weeds. Now, we have all seen some dandelions that seem to be a little bit monstrous. Maybe you've ignored the garden or side yard long enough that it has been overtaken by a few sprouts of ragweed. But that's nothing compared to a kiddo who seems to have something to prove to the sky. Maybe you've seen something similar in your own tyke. Perhaps that measurement on the wall where you've been ticking off their annual growth seems to be leaping by extraordinary bounds. A bit of a crazy appetite? Maybe they even want to eat some very strange things. Well, if any of this rings a bell, you might be shocked to learn that your tyke might have something in common with the Dionaea muscipula, better known as the Venus Flytrap! Design & DetailsThe first step in finding out if you've got a carnivorous plant on your hands is by dressing them up in this Hungry Venus Fly Trap costume. This Made by Us design is a green and foam-backed jersey that really comes to life when your tyke wears the velour hood. It has a hook and loop fastener at the back and its design makes your kiddo look like they've got some seriously toothy petals! Toss on the included flower pot with and keep them in place with shoulder straps to really bring your little plantling to life. So long as they don't get a craving for little insects, you'll just have a cute kiddo and can ease your concerns! A Voracious AppetiteUpon further checking, we've discovered that normal Venus Flytraps don't actually grow nearly as tall as a tyke. But, that doesn't mean that your kiddo can't play out their desire for snacks in an adorable fashion with this Hungry Venus Fly Trap costume. (Just make sure you've got those treats on hand!) 


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Green Scary Jester Kids Costume

Green Scary Jester Kids Costume

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$34.99

When we first got this costume, we started wondering who jesters really were. Were they just the silly people in a royal court, dressed up in those ridiculous hats? Our research has shown us that, no, they weren't silly people. Sure they made jokes, and sang, some even did magic tricks. Some could even juggle balls, and perform great feats of acrobatics. And, one of their best talents was story telling. They were actually quite respected by the royalty.But, what if a jester was a little off? What if he didn't want to tell political jokes all day? Or, sing songs about great rulers of old? What if the stories they wanted to tell were about the dead rising, or the end o the world? What if they wanted to juggle, only they didn’t want to use something as mundane as balls, but rather something more nefarious?Then you would have a scary jester. And, you know all about things being scary. Your son is obsessed with scaring folks. And, every year he looks forward to Halloween, so he can scare people and not get yelled at. So, this year get him this Child Green Scary Jester Costume. He can regale his classmates with scary stories, and some frightful songs. Maybe, he can even do some magic tricks, like the old hole in the hand trick or show off a "mummy" finger. He'll be even more respected by even the coolest kids in the school.


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Boys Old Man Costume Kit

Boys Old Man Costume Kit

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$24.99

RESPECT YOUR ELDERSKids are told time and time again that wisdom needs to be listened to and that they should prize the folks who have walked the world longer than they.  Give the elders respect and adhere to the insight that they have to give.  Do what they say!  That's a lot of almost oppressive obligation for a kid to listen to and many are going to resist the effort.  They might even try to come up with ways to turn the tables. Of course, a particularly clever tyke might just turn that entire thing up on its end and transform into your old folks in order to get away with all sorts of trouble.  It isn't that we want to encourage such behavior or would delight in hearing the story of what happened, but... that's definitely true!  And we're pretty sure that your kiddo (and even you) will love the whole experience.PRODUCT DETAILSLet your tyke see just what it is like to be walking around on aching bones when you help them transform into a cranky old man with this Old Man Boy's Costume Kit.  This set of wavy gray wig, old-fashioned bow tie, and clip suspenders will give your kiddo the beginnings of a quantum leap!  Before long, they'll be looking for their walking cane, demanding their rocking chair, and offering you some Werther's Originals while telling you tales from the old days back on the recess fields of elementary school! ALL WITHOUT A CURSED BODY-SWAPYou'll be able to enjoy watching your kid hobble around and demand that all the "young kids" get off their lawn when they transform into a crotchety old man with this disguise kit.  How often can you give your kiddo the opportunity to see life from another person's perspective without it involving a weird cursed object or misspoken wish that turns into a Freaky Friday kind of situation!?  Take this opportunity while it is available! 


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Follow the Rainbow Glasses

Follow the Rainbow Glasses

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$3.99

Chaser FortificationIf you're anything like us, you want to find the end of the rainbow. Whether it's the fabled pot of gold waiting there or a simple fascination with learning how far the colorful arch stretches that draws your interest, we get it! We're right there with you. We also probably share your frustration of wondering if we'll ever experience the magical moment. To fortify every rainbow-chaser's resolve to keep searching, we created these Follow the Rainbow Glasses!Design & DetailsKeep your eye on the prize with these exclusive novelty glasses! The rainbow-styled bridge and cloud-shaped lens frames are shaped from lightweight plastic that offers comfortable wearing. The blue-tinted and prescription-free lenses provide a bit of UV protection while the overall design adds a pop of color to any outfit or costume! Add the Made By Us accessory to your next parade look, dress-up box, or rainbow-chasing uniform to ensure countless magical moments!


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Girl's Toy Soldier Costume

Girl's Toy Soldier Costume

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$34.99

Seasonal SelectionDo you decorate your house for the holiday season? If you do, do you have a favorite theme? Some people love snowmen more than anything. Others love to put figures of Santa Claus all over their houses. Or maybe you like to see penguins everywhere you look! These are all great options, but we have a bit of a soft spot for nutcrackers, too. We’re not really sure why they’re usually dressed like soldiers, but we think there’s something about them that just feels classic. And of course, The Nutcracker ballet has helped to make them a symbol of the season—even if they can’t actually open any chestnuts!Design and DetailsYour little one can be the hero who helps to defeat the Mouse King with this gorgeous Toy Soldier Costume. This dress was Made By Us so your child can have an outfit that will help them feel the holiday spirit anytime they want! The red and blue dress features adorable ruffles on the cuffs and skirt, along with matching gold epaulets, trim, and buttons. The chest straps and belt add fun detail to the outfit, and the traditional hat finishes everything off with a fluffy white feather. Your child will have a great time parading around in this delightful costume—but we do have to caution them against trying to crack nuts with their teeth!


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Adult Skeleton Dragon Inflatable Costume

Adult Skeleton Dragon Inflatable Costume

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$89.99

The Night Is Dark and Full of TerrorsStrike fear into the hearts of many--but do it in a softer way--with this Inflatable Adult Skeleton Dragon Costume. With the simple click of the on switch, a tiny motor activates a fan that fully inflates this costume in moments. The white dragon bones pop against a dark, black background, and the wings and tail show the others in the room that you are not to be trifled with. It doesn't get any easier than an inflatable costume--but nobody will dare suggest that to your face.Product DetailsThis is a BYOB (bring your own batteries) situation, but you'll want to have extras on hand anyway because you won't want to take this Inflatable Adult Skeleton Dragon Costume off. The opening is in the front and it's easy to close and easy to remove so there's no need for an assistant's help all night. A battery powered fan inflates the costume and keeps you cool. Every bit, from your fingers to your toes, will be covered, and a clear panel inside the mouth helps you see where you're going. Flap your wings, wiggle your tail, and let out a roar, because you've arrived.Fly the SkiesYou won't really be able to take flight, but inside this Inflatable Adult Skeleton Dragon Costume you might feel like soaring through the air. There's no way to feel cramped or sweaty with a constant breeze around you, and who could be sad when they're dressed as a dragon? 


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Crayola Toddler Red Crayon Costume Dress

Crayola Toddler Red Crayon Costume Dress

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$29.99

Seeing Red What would we do without that vibrant hue, red? It perfectly conveys strong emotion, warnings, and even tastiness. It's perfect for stop signs and stop lights, fast cars, juicy strawberries and hot peppers. When it's in a crayon form, it can create boiling, molten lava oozing out of a volcano, or color in a superhero's flapping cape as its wearer speeds off to the rescue. And don't forget about dragon flame, knights' shields, and princess gowns! Product DetailsYour child will glow when she's wearing this exclusive, officially licensed Girl's Toddler Red Crayon Costume Dress! The knee-length dress fastens at the back and features a sleeveless bodice made of stretch knit polyester fabric. The chest area is printed with Crayola's signature black crayon wrapper detailing, as is a printed band around the hips. The torso is decorated with a vertical Crayola logo. The skirt is printed with both light and dark red. The final touch is a fabric-covered plastic headband topped with an attached hat that's shaped like a crayon's tip. Red Carpet Treatment If your little girl wants to feel like a superstar, definitely dress her in this fun costume! It may inspire her to request only red-colored trick-or-treat candy this Halloween. This would be an awesome challenge, since it covers everything from spicy cinnamon-flavored chews to watermelon bubble gum to cherry lollipops to red-wrapped chocolate bars. It's only fair that she collects them all so that she can practice drawing them later (after she eats most of them, of course). 


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Mrs / Mr Potato Head Costume

Mrs / Mr Potato Head Costume

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$54.99

Resting Potato Face We've all been in situations where our inner expression looked a lot different than our outer expression, right? Maybe we were in a solemn situation and felt the urge to giggle, or had to sit with a polite smile while Uncle Bob told us his favorite fishing story for the one hundred and seventy-seventh time. Potato heads are under no such obligation to be polite. They can wear whatever expressions we want them to wear. Lucky spuds! Product DetailsPut your best face forward with this officially licensed Mrs/Mr Potato Head Adult Costume! The outfit includes a sleeveless, foam-backed tunic made of brown polyester interlock-knit fabric. It fastens at the back and is roomy enough to wear over your preferred lightweight outfit. Fabric ears are sewn to each side of the tunic, but the other facial parts can be swapped around on the tunic as desired. The "female" set includes eyes with purple eyelashes, an oval nose, red lips, and a yellow flowered hat, while the "male" set includes round eyes, a red nose, a black mustache, and a toothy smile. DIY Cosmetic Surgery Have you ever gotten the urge to dramatically switch up your look, but didn't want to pay for the procedure? Now you can try swapping out noses, eyes, and even facial hair without having to worry about making a permanent change. Better yet, get a friend to dress up as a second Potato Head and swap accessories with them for even more hilarity! How would a cute floppy hat look with the mustache option? We're about to find out! 


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Women's Sexy Perfect Prescription Costume

Women's Sexy Perfect Prescription Costume

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$69.99

Unforgettable 420 FashionThere are a lot of pharmaceuticals to choose from when you are a big-time nurse or MD trying to treat a patient. Like any good physician, you must discover the problem before treating it with a solution. If your patient has back pain, you give them an anti-inflammatory. Bad allergies? You provide them with an antihistamine. Yes, those are just over-the-counter medications, but you get our point.Well, the best remedy for not knowing what to wear this Halloween is our Sexy Perfect Prescription Costume for Women. It's Halloween, so lucky, you'll have plenty of people to practice on. Speaking of medicine, if you know your way around some pharmaceuticals or simply are looking for a cute and quirky costume for the next Halloween bash, check out this Sexy Perfect Prescription Costume for Women.Product DetailsThis costume is excellent for 420 friendlies who also need a sexy women's outfit for the holidays. Oh, and we can't forget the best part about this costume—you get to be a nurse! Who doesn't love a nurse? You will look and feel great in your green and white get-up, complete with weed leaf designs throughout. So before you put your lighters in the air, pick up our Sexy Perfect Prescription Costume for Women!


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Cute Court Jester Women's Costume

Cute Court Jester Women's Costume

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$44.99

Attending the Royal CourtGetting invited to the royal court is a pretty big deal! It can be a once in a lifetime type of ordeal. You don’t want to show up there wearing a pair of jeans and a hoodie. After all, there’s a certain sense of class that goes into a royal party and you want to uphold the most serious of style when you head there. That means you need to wear a full-length ball gown and a get your hair all done up in really sophisticated and elegant hair-style and maybe even a fancy, expensive tiara...Or, you could be a jester! The humble harlequin can get into the royal court without dressing in all sorts of fancy formal wear. As a jester, you can wear bright and bold colors. You can put your hair in pigtails if you like. Heck, you can do cartwheels across the throne and even the king and queen will applaud your wacky antics.Design & DetailsIt just so happens that this women’s court jester costume lets you assume the role of cute and whimsical harlequin. It’s an exclusive Made by Us design developed by our costume designers, and that means it features quality fabrics and bold styling like it's black and red color scheme and daring white accents. It even comes with petticoat, collar, arm warmers, and hair ornaments. You might even feel like moonlighting as a supervillain after you get done entertaining the royal court in the cute and mischievous costume!Made By UsAnother awesome creation right out of our own costume studios, be sure to shop our entire line of exclusive costumes to get everyone in your costume crew outfitted for Halloween. From costumes fitting the royal court to the superhero scene, we've got styles for everyone!


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Kid's Green Man Skin Suit

Kid's Green Man Skin Suit

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$24.99

Every Halloween, you know you’re going to see a cat, and a self-referencing play on words, and a politician, and a monster. You’re going to see whatever big trend was on the news, and whatever character stood out in the latest blockbuster. You’re going to see superheroes and supervillains, pirates and gangsters. You’re going to see the same costumes you’ve seen for years.You’re not going to let your little one contribute to this mundane mediocrity! By George, you’re going to come up with a spectacularly original costume, one that no one has ever seen before. Maybe you’ll create a painfully detailed, stunning accurate 16th-century Templar knight, complete with hand-crafted chainmail. Or a wolf-man costume covered in real yak hair, just like they used in the old movies. Or a mermaid with real scales. Or maybe, originality (and time and money) can be saved by simply shelling out for this Child Green Man Skin Suit. Now your child can successfully blend in with the lawn, or some bushes, or a grassy knoll—instead of blending in with other costumers!


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Adult Peanut Butter and Jelly Costume

Adult Peanut Butter and Jelly Costume

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$39.99

Everyone longs to have that one special person in their life; someone who knows them so well that without thinking they can easily finish each others’...sandwiches.Whether your other half is a friend, family member, forever sweetie, or even a frenemy, this Adult Peanut Butter and Jelly Costume is the perfect sustenance for your Halloween plans. Bound to be a mainstay for years to come, this costume couplet is as foolproof as your favorite lunch--dependable, timeless, and loved by all. Plus, you get two costumes in one! That’s almost as good as a perfectly made PB & J (cut on a diagonal, of course) that has just the perfect proportion of jelly to peanut butter and nothing spilling out of the sides. That’s hard to beat. Or this is a easy diy couple Halloween costumes idea!The peanut butter and jelly of these costumes look so real that you'll make your party guests hungry for a quick sandwich. Distract them from them hunger pangs by asking them how they like to make their signature sandwich. Everyone has a unique style, like a PB & J fingerprint--from crustless, to double-layered peanut butter, to wheat bread or white! We like our with homemade jam and crunchy peanut butter, but there’s really no wrong way to assemble America’s favorite sandwich. So. go grab your special someone and a pair of basic black pants and shoes. The hard part is over--you’ve found yourself a soul mate; everything that comes after should be as easy as a PB & J!


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Adult Ride On Monkey Costume

Adult Ride On Monkey Costume

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$79.99

Riding a gorilla to a party is something most of us think we'll never do in our lives, but we'd be wrong! It's something anyone can do... including you! All you need is this Adult Ride on Monkey Costume! It's one of these fantastic double-take costumes that everyone will try to figure out. We recommend staying in character through the whole thing. This Monkey? Owes you a life debt. Name is Chippers. He's going to carry you around for the rest of your life, and all you have to do is give him a banana a couple times of day. It's win-win!


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Old Man Costume for Men

Old Man Costume for Men

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$19.99

Acting Your AgeAge is a crazy thing. Sometimes it seems to all go by so fast. Other times it seems like you've been the same age for forever! And the whole time, you're expected to act your age. What if you don't want to? What if you want to sit in the park and grump about how today's youth has no respect. What if you want to order off the senior menu, knowing that their gravy has a lower sodium content? What if you want to fall asleep listening to a baseball game on the radio. You might be in the prime of your life but that doesn't mean you shouldn't have your own chair that no one else is allowed to sit in. Other people might look back and dream about their youth. Others might try to live in the now. You know better. You know that the best life is a senior life. Why else would they call them your golden years?Product DetailsThis old man costume will make all those years tick by in an instant! Simply throw on the one-piece mask and old man sweater and you'll feel ancient in an instant. The front of the sweater is printed with a lapel and tie so it'll be a little schmancy for looking good in the senior home. A Host of ActivitiesAre you ready to relax in the park in elderly style? Now, you might need to brush up on your Chess or Backgammon but this is sure to be a true delight! Pair this costume with an inflatable walker or a prop cane to really bring your look home. And when Halloween is over you can reuse the look. Show up to your next birthday party with an elderly look. Use it when you're feeling tired. Break it out when your friend shows up on hour late to show that you've been waiting forever. Turns out, aging early is the answer!


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Women's Vintage Strong Woman Costume

Women's Vintage Strong Woman Costume

1265316768

$59.99

The Greatest Show You've Ever Seen Step right up, ladies and gents, to get a glimpse of something so spectacular, you'll never forget it for the rest of your life! Yes, we're talking about the Strong Woman, a lady who mixes incredible strength with great looks. She can bend an iron bar in half like a bobby pin, dead lift a barbell that three men couldn't even pick up between them. AND she can do it while looking as fabulous as if she was going to a party Want to know her secret? Raw power (and sometimes coffee). Product DetailsYou'll look so great in this exclusive Vintage Strong Woman Costume for Women that you might be tempted to sell tickets! The outfit includes a sheer shirt and leggings, both printed with classic tattoo graphics such as skulls, roses, stars, ships and more. The bodysuit is printed with red and white stripes and has a drapey red bandeau across the bust. A headband of the same fabric holds your hair back and a black belt cinches at the middle. That's Show BusinessHave you ever thought about running away to join the circus? Now you can! Any circus worth its elephants would be happy to take you on board, since it's clear you know how to draw a crowd. You've also got plenty of flair, which is exactly what you need to put on a great show. No one will be able to take their eyes off of you! 


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Adult Inflatable Ballerina Hippo Costume

Adult Inflatable Ballerina Hippo Costume

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$59.99

Such Grace and Poise A bull in a china shop is bad news. That situation would involve a lot of smashed plates and crushed figurines. A hippo prima ballerina in a china shop would be another matter entirely. She may weigh up to three thousand pounds and be the size of a car, but her pirouettes are things of beauty and her grand jete jumps barely shake the floor. When she balances on her toes to perform a bourree, not a dish would be shaken! Product DetailsTake the stage in this exclusive and hilarious Adult Ballerina Hippo Inflatable Costume! The unisex bodysuit zips up the back and is made of sturdy polyester windbreaker fabric. A pastel pink skirt is sewn around the waist and the attached shoe covers are pink to match. The enclosed head features printed graphics of hippo eyes, nose, teeth and a slightly open mouth. Two same-material ears are sewn to the top of the head. A clear view port ensures that you can see where you're going while you perform your pas de deux. A battery-operated fan keeps the suit inflated.Hippo Hoofer Step aside, Grace Kelly. Take a seat, Fred Astaire. The world ain't seen nothin' until it's seen the marvelous majesty that is your hippo performance of the Sugar Plum Fairy's solo dance. Point those toes and twirl those arms! You'll take center stage whether you're at a Halloween gathering or a birthday party. After you've taken your final bow, you'll be showered with requests for an encore. Swan Lake would be a fantastic choice, but then again, so would a hippo hip hop number. 


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Adult Blue Baby Kit

Adult Blue Baby Kit

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$18.99

Babies Have it MadeIt’s pretty hard NOT to be jealous of babies. After all, people wait on them hand and foot. They never have to cook their own meals. They don’t have to get a job. They don’t have any bills. They can spend the majority of their day napping and no one chastises them. They don’t even need to get up to use the toilet. Adults really do get the short end of the stick.What if there was a way for you to recapture that careless attitude of infancy? What if there was a way for you to get rid of responsibility, even if just for an evening at your next costume party? What if you could once again revert to the days of being a baby? What if you could spend your whole day napping with a little whirly mobile hanging above your bed? What if people could take one look at you and immediately feel the urge to pamper you with baby talk and a bottle? Well, perhaps there’s a way to do all that with this adult blue baby kit.Product DetailsThis adult baby costume kit comes with everything you need to look like a big baby. Everyone will see you for the sweet young boy that you truly are. Your own mother might be so overwhelmed with emotion that she’ll want to break out that old stroller from you were just a wee little lad.Grown-Up AdviceAnd for one evening, you can head to the costume party dressed up like a baby. You can ignore your responsibilities and pretend that you don’t have to work. We do, however, advise against trying to wear this blue baby kit every day. The more fun you have dressed as a baby, the less you’ll want to return to being a grown-up!


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Inflatable Kids Dog Costume

Inflatable Kids Dog Costume

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$49.99

A Tail of TransformationYour kid has been begging for a dog. Every day they come home with some research they've printed out about how pets make kids healthier, happier, and more fulfilled. They report back to you every time one of their classmates gets a dog. And they spend hours scouring the internet for the perfect furry friend to adopt. While you aren't ready to take the plunge on a cuddly new family member yet, this Kid's Inflatable Dog Costume will do wonders for any avid animal lover. We've done our own exclusive research, and we're pretty sure that finding this Halloween costume will also make your child really, really happy. We know, it's not exactly the same as having a new dog. But becoming a dog is still pretty cool! At the very least, it may buy you a few months to prepare yourself for the inevitable. But at its best, this costume proves so fun your child will totally forget about needing to get a dog right now! Product DetailsThis puffy pooch zips up and inflates via and battery pack and fan that are built into the interior. Instantly, your little one is transformed into a friendly brown pooch with a collar and a tail. Sure, this costume is missing a pup's cuddly fur, but did we mention you also don't need to pick up after this inflatable canine? Family PetWhen you do finally get that puppy for your kid, make sure it's a cute brown one, just like this costume. That way, your child can dress like their own family pet next Halloween!


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Girl's Clever Clown Child Costume

Girl's Clever Clown Child Costume

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$39.99

A Lot of Clown-t at CourtOddly enough, one of the most important people in the Middle Ages was the court jester. This person was not only genuinely hilarious, but they also had the opportunity to regularly speak to the king, which most other courtiers could only dream of. That is the kind of power that a jester could get used to and use to gain wealth for themselves, or, if they were the scary kind of jester, to cause spooky mischief.That is what makes style choices so important for anyone who wants to pursue that kind of career at court. If you dress in a neutral way, no one will ever know where you stand and you won’t be as successful. So, it is important for every court jester to display their ethos and personality on their sleeve, whether they want to be good or bad.Merry and ScaryThat is where this Girl’s Clever Clown Child Costume excels! It has all the hallmarks of a smart and slightly wicked jester, while still being stylish and chic. The overall style dress and poofy-cuffed shirt place it well into the quirky jester category, while the dark colors declare it to be quite spooky. The matching hat and frilly neck add that extra little bit of comically scary feeling that will set you apart from the other wannabe clowns!Dressed for JestIf you are looking for that perfect clown costume that will make people think that you are very frightening indeed, then this is the costume for you! Your jokes will all land, since everyone will be laughing in nervous fear around you anyway!


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Flower Costume for Toddlers

Flower Costume for Toddlers

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$29.99

Pick of the PatchWelcome to the flower garden! As you can see, we have any bloom your heart desires within our well-kept raised beds. Roses nod their blushing heads in the far corner, wafting beautiful scents on the morning breeze. Snapdragons grin smugly from their rich soil, standing stiff and upright away from the cheerfully sprawling petunias. Everything from azaleas to zinnias grows happily, waiting to be picked for a beautiful arrangement - what's that? Oh, that one is a Toddlerius Sunflowerius! Very rare, yes. Besides being super cute, it tends to giggle a lot, chase the butterflies, and resist being watered because it's too much like bathtime. It's definitely our favorite! Product DetailsA rose by any other name would smell as sweet, but any other costume than this exclusive Flower Toddler Costume might be less fitting to your little one's blooming personality! The green jumpsuit is softer than a fresh-mown lawn, and comes with a pair of green mitts and shoe covers. Big fabric leaves ring the collar, and a slip-on hood resembling the petals and center of a sunflower frames your sweetie's adorable face. Flower PowerPlants are amazing! They smell delicious, clean the air, and make us happy. While your little one might not always smell fresh as a daisy, we bet that he or she is fantastic at making everyone laugh and smile. It might be a little late in the year to see the sap-and-chlorophyll version of the plant, but lucky Halloween aficionados will love spotting this fabulous flower around their neighborhoods! 


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Crash Test Dummy Costume

Crash Test Dummy Costume

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$44.99

You could learn a lot from a Dummy. Buckle your safety belt.Everyone drives like a dummy sometimes. Well maybe not everybody, but a lot of people do. However, even if you are a good driver, you can still get into a car accident. It might just be worth it to take some advice from a dummy about safety belts.You used to love Larry, and Vince. (Larry a little more, because Vince was always ready to quit.) It was so exciting whenever they were on the TV. Sure they were telling you to buckle up, but they were doing it in a cool way. By showing you what happens to dummies when they don't wear their seat belts. They went flying through the windshield. Their arms, or legs becoming detached. Their car being demolished.This year you can bring Larry back. Dress up in this Crash Test Dummy Costume, and tell people about vehicle safety. Tell them about the dangers of not buckling up. Tell them all about what happens if you put small children in the front seat of a car. Remind them that airbags are pretty great, but you still need your safety belt on to be safe. So, throw on this costume, and watch some Crash Test Dummy commercials from the 80s, and 90s to brush up on your safety tips. Be warned though, you are not as easily repaired as Larry once was.


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Adult Inflatable Polar Bear Costume

Adult Inflatable Polar Bear Costume

1319390110

$59.99

Bear-ly There It's a good thing that the Arctic is so remote and that few people live on its icy terrain, because the predators that live there have an incredible advantage over their prey that other hunters just don't have. Take the grizzly bear, for example: Even in the middle of a forest, we'd assume that you would probably notice a huge, furry brown beast lumbering toward you. But polar bears are better at blending in, which means that you would only have time to think, "Hmm, since when do snowbanks have teeth?" before becoming an appetizer. Product DetailsBring the winter wonderland with you wherever you go when you wear your exclusive Inflatable Polar Bear Costume for Adults! The unisex bodysuit zips up the back and is made of sturdy white windbreaker material. A battery-operated fan is installed behind the right hip and inflates the suit to an impressive seven feet tall when activated. The hands are fully enclosed, and the feet have attached shoe covers. The fully-enclosed head is decorated with polar bear features. A mesh-covered view port is installed in the neck area just below a black ribbon bow tie. Snowy StyleIf you've come south for a warm weather vacation, make the most of your visit! Hit up some Halloween or Christmas parties and make friends with the humans you encounter. They might not have your favorite snacks on the menu - seriously, why don't they serve seal blubber here? - but you're adaptable and you probably won't eat your hosts in retaliaton. Probably.  


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Dashing Ringmaster Men's Costume

Dashing Ringmaster Men's Costume

1292924461

$79.99

Does it Feel like You're Running a Circus?Are you the one that's typically calling the shots in your friend group? When you want to meet for dinner, do you find yourself consistently choosing the restaurant? Are you planning the outings, the meetups, and making sure everyone sticks together? Or maybe you're a parent, and feel like you're working with little wild animals on the daily? If you answered yes to any of these questions, you may just be the ringleader! If you're doing that much already, you might as well go the full distance and dress the part; after all, you deserve to look dashing if you're putting in the work. You'll feel more calm and in control while you're wearing the authoritative costume. It feels good to be respected and in the lead. Product DetailsThis costume brings everything you need to look like you know how to run a circus and look good doing it. The jacket and vest combo is trimmed in a gold color that is sure to make you stand out so you can seen at all times. The hat tops things off and really seals the look as being someone with authority.Take Command, the Show must Continue Onward!Whatever circus you're running, it's important to be seen and inspired by. Take on the flashy jacket and hat and do what you do best. Keep the show running smoothly and keep your audience entertained. Be the Dashing Ringmaster you know you're meant to be!


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Round Clown Wig

Round Clown Wig

1266352021

$9.99

Truly Iconic Who decided that clowns should wear crazy hair colors in the shape of their honkable noses? The originater of that idea probably had no clue that they were creating a classic look. Nowadays, the sight of a curly, colorful wig makes your brain immediately think, "Clown!" The fun and funky hairdo helps you spot a clown in a crowd, which is great whether you're looking for a laugh or running from a scary carnival creep. Product DetailsTop off your clown costume with an exclusive Red Round Clown Wig! The comfy mesh wig cap has an elastic edge to keep it snugly in place. It's completely concealed by kinky, medium-length synthetic hair in a bright, cherry-red shade and will stand out around your head in a spherical shape. Clowning Around Get up to any funny business you like, because you can always blame it on your outfit! Your Halloween, carnival, theater performance, or other special event will be even more fun thanks to your classic wig.  


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Two Front Teeth Pacifier

Two Front Teeth Pacifier

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$13.99

Oh, what big teeth you have! is usually not what you expect to hear when someone sees a baby for the first time. That's probably what you would expect to hear when someone first sees a horse, a beaver, or a grizzled champion sweet corn eater, but not an innocent baby human! However, history has proven that not only is anything possible, everything has probably already happened, and many times. But, on the off-chance there actually hasn't been a huge-toothed baby yet, you can get ahead of the curve with this Two Front Teeth Pacifier! Everyone will be doing double-takes as they see this big, cartoonish, buck tooth grin on your baby's little face. It's made of BPA-free plastic, so luckily these chompers don't require any flossing or brushing. Think of all the conversations about infant costumes and baby orthodontia it'll spark too.


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Toddler Blue Crayola Crayon Costume Dress

Toddler Blue Crayola Crayon Costume Dress

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$34.99

Captivating Color Of all the crayons in the coloring set, blue might just get the biggest workout of all! It creates a swath of sky on a piece of blank paper, doodles ocean waves crashing against a beach, sketches a midnight mermaid's scaly tail, forms lucious-looking berries, and designs gorgeous princess gowns. It's a big job to be a blue crayon, since blue is one of the most popular colors in the whole world! Product DetailsYour child can begin her artistic Blue Period when she's wearing her exclusive, officially licensed Blue Crayola Crayon Costume Dress for Toddlers! The knee-length dress fastens at the back and features a sleeveless bodice made of stretch-knit polyester. The chest is printed with squiggly black designs reminiscent of a crayon's wrapper and the torso is decorated with a vertical Crayola logo. The skirt is made of two-tone blue fabric and printed with crayon wrapper designs around the hips. The matching fabric-covered headband is topped with an attached hat shaped like the tip of a crayon. Singing the Blues "Feeling blue" doesn't have to be a bad thing. Blue evokes calm, relaxation, and endless vacation. Dressed as a blue crayon, your little one may feel inspired to choose only blue trick-or-treat candy for Halloween, which would be a super fun scavenger hunt. Everyone knows that blue cotton candy lollipops are delicious, as are blue raspberry hard candies and blueberry taffy. If she chooses this challenge, it won't be her dress alone that's blue: Her tongue will be too! 


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Dark Jester Adult Costume

Dark Jester Adult Costume

1265312358

$44.99

The king or queen may be the one with all the actual power to govern. But behind the scenes, it’s usually the jester who’s really pulling the strings! So if you’ve got big plans but aren’t in any rush to take on the responsibility of real rule, you might want to consider brushing up on your knock-knock jokes and putting on this sinister Dark Jester Costume!Sure, the chump on the throne may be little more than your puppet. But it’s going to be hard to enact your diabolical agenda if anyone notices that you’re not the jovial joker that you pretend to be. And we’re not saying you have to become a master of stand-up or anything, but you’ve got to keep everybody chuckling if you want to distract them from your true purpose!Otherwise, you might be the one who winds up in stitches. After all, most people aren’t fond of being fooled by the fool! But if you manage to convince them that the surly sneer of your skull mask is really just a playful grin, you’ll always be able to snatch as much power as you crave!This hypnotic checkered costume set has everything you need to play the part of court jester, with details that can seem cheerful or macabre depending on the light. And since you seem to favor the shadows, we suspect that the decor of the royal palace is about to get a nefarious twist!


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100lbs Strongman Barbell Prop

100lbs Strongman Barbell Prop

1213250976

$12.99

One Two One TwoYour muscles are majestic. They’re like the eighth wonder of the world! You could flex your muscles at a carnival and it would be a million dollar act! Only the truly worthy should get to see them working at 100% power! That’s why you should let them rest when you’re showing off the guns to the peasants. That’s why you need this 100 lbs Strongman Barbell.Design & DetailsNow, with this handy accessory, you can show off your might without having to expend your precious stamina. The barbell weight is made out of plastic, so your beastly biceps should be able to lift them with ease. The real trick to this barbell is the “50 lbs” printed on the sides. It makes it look like you’re lifting a hefty weight like it’s nothing. And the best part is, you can save your strength for when you really need to show off an amazing feat of strength.Sideshow StarIf you want to be the strongest man ever, you'll have to hit the gym every single day. That's how the old sideshow acts worked back in the day. Those strong men made a living out of it! But the real key to success is looking like a strong guy and that's exactly what this fake weight does. Do ya even lift, bro? Now ya do.


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Kid's Hungry Venus Fly Trap Costume

Kid's Hungry Venus Fly Trap Costume

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$44.99

Costume With Some BiteSome kids will be running around as freaky monsters, others will go out as their favorite horror movie villains, but your kiddo will be different. They will go around town as something truly terrifying this Halloween.Grab this Hungry Venus Fly Trap costume and your child will turn into one of the most terrifying creatures Mother Nature has to offer. A rose may have thorns but your little one will have a seriously frightening bite. Lucky for you, there is one thing that can calm a Venus Fly Trap’s appetite.Don’t let the name fool you. You don’t have to go capture a dumpster’s worth of flies. No, you just need to get them tons of candy! The more sweets your kiddo has the less you will have to worry about their nasty bite.Details & DesignGet your green thumb ready to toss this costume on your kiddo with three easy steps. First, toss the green velour shirt on them. It has a hook and loop fastener at the back of the mock-turtle neck to help with the next step. Speaking of which, next you take the velour hood and attach it to the shirt using the fastener. The hood has the leaves and the petals, along with the soft-sculpted teeth, lining the face opening. Finally, the flowerpot has green shoulder straps that will help to keep your fearsome flower planted.Flower PowerIn the overgrown garden of costumed children this Halloween, let your little flower stand out. They can be more than just another random monster or an overplayed pop culture reference.Transform them into a killer plant that has grown to the size of a child! If your typical Venus Fly Trap eats flies, this enormous one will hunger for something much larger than a fly. Only king-sized candy bars will be able to satisfy your kiddo’s tummy.


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Men's Plus Size Toy Soldier Costume

Men's Plus Size Toy Soldier Costume

1273691410

$59.99

Always on Duty Whether it's the Steadfast Tin Soldier or the militia pieces left under the tree by Herr Drosselmeyer, toy soldiers are always the good guys. They can withstand a lot and are never afraid to chase after some ridiculously large rats and keep them from ruining Christmas. Don't let their painted exteriors fool you - inside each one is a heart of gold with a good sense of rhythm for either marching in time or dancing at the Sugar Plum Fairy's ball. Product DetailsThis exclusive Plus Size Men's Toy Soldier Costume is the perfect outfit for Christmas plays, Halloween fun, and more! The red polyester jacket fastens up the center front and features criss-crossed white sashes, gold-tone buttons and fringed golden epaulets. The gold accents match the black faux leather belt's shiny center buckle. An elastic waistband makes the blue polyester pants extra comfortable to wear. The black faux leather drum hat has a high crown accented by a white plume. The Nutcracker Wants YOUWhat would a recruitment poster look like for the Nutcracker's army? It would probably say something about serving the crown with honor on a battlefield infested with vermin. After the rats are defeated, your leader may even invite you to a Christmas party more epic than any you've ever seen before. Also, in the toy soldier's world, there's no chance of getting injured during a fight. Your biggest danger is being locked in the toy box for too long and not getting to surreptitiously watch TV when no one's looking. 


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Boy's Spotlight Ringmaster Costume

Boy's Spotlight Ringmaster Costume

1213241062

$49.99

Show Biz, Baby! The orphanage fades behind you as you run down the dusty road. Far in the distance, you can see bright colors and whirling shapes, getting more vibrant and enticing as you draw nearer and nearer. It’s the circus! As soon as you caught a glimpse of it from your dormitory window, you knew that it was the place for you. Soon, the whole world will know your name! You wander from tent to tent, wide-eyed with amazement at all the wonderful acts. Soon, though, one figure stands out from all the rest. You’ve made up your mind. Your destiny is to become a world-famous ringmaster!Forget the red-nosed clowns, the twirling trapeze artists, and the death-defying lion tamers! The ringmaster is the person to be when you run away to join the circus. He is the true star of the show, the one all eyes follow, that master of charisma who holds the rapt audience in the palm of his hand. Plus, his job involves a lot less lion spit than others. It’s a win-win! Product Details Dazzle and delight in your Spotlight Ringmaster Men’s Costume! You’ll be the envy of your friends and win the admiration of all when you dress as a dashing King of the Circus! The 100 percent polyester satin red tailcoat swirls behind you as you leap from ring to ring, sparking the audience’s imagination and whipping their excitement to new heights. The coat pairs excellently with the black trouser pants embellished with gold trim. The vest front features gold swirl brocade detail. Add the black top hat for the crowning touch (pardon our pun) Its red satin trim is as awesome as its collapsible design.You’re a Star! We’ve given you the outfit, but only you can win the audience’s hearts. Go have fun and spread a little magic! The Big Top has never seen such a show!


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Women's Diamond Flare Clown Costume

Women's Diamond Flare Clown Costume

1265311359

$64.99

Farceur FashionYou're not afraid of clowns. The issue you have is with their motley ensembles. You understand they're supposed to look silly. Their whole job is to elicit a laugh from onlookers. But you've always thought the slapstick gags, imitations, and overall mime vibe was plenty.Sure, bright colors keep things lighthearted and kid-friendly. Yet, you can't help imagining clowns would be just as fun if they were also fashionable. And this Women's Diamond Flare Clown Costume is here to help you prove your theory is correct!Design & DetailsThis exclusive Made By Us costume is exactly what you need to illustrate how form and function can overlap, even in the world of clowns! The ensemble starts with a white, sleeveless, and wide-legged jumpsuit with a bold multicolored diamond print. The jumpsuit narrows at the waist to give it a maxi-dress-like look, while its lightweight fabrics and loose-fit pant legs promise comfortable wear.Thin adjustable shoulder straps keep the step-in jumpsuit secure. Meanwhile, a pink organza and blue satin trimmed collar pairs with matching cuffs to give the stylish jumpsuit a clownish look! Complete the look with the included hat and shoe clips. The foam-backed hat compliments the jumpsuit's bright white color and pink pompom embellishments, while the shoe clips add similar pink pompoms to your preferred footwear!Diamond Flare Clown Costume IdeasUpdate clown fashion with this Diamond Flare Clown Costume! Inspired by the beloved carnival characters and today's style trends, this fashion-forward costume will surely delight with or without your witty slapstick humor! Pair classic props from our clown costume accessories and grab a playfully colored wig to pull it all together.


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Infant Clowning Around Costume

Infant Clowning Around Costume

1228412476

$39.99

Dressed for SuccessEvery year, it seems, clown employers are asking for more and more on applications, especially in terms of experience and education. Even starting positions now commonly list a requirement for one to five years of experience! While that hardly seems fair or sensible, we cannot deny that is a fact of the world at this point, and therefore we recommend you get your baby started right away.If your infant has shown any interest in becoming a legendary clown, then get them this Infant Clowning Around Costume. As long as they wear it, they are accruing applicable hours of experience that will be indispensable in their chosen career path (as long as it is being a clown). Besides, at least if they wear this outfit, no one will have to wonder why they are making all those funny faces, it will fit right in with the whole look!Bucket of LaughsSaving for clown college and setting up your child with an early background in clowning is a great way to get them started on their path, but don’t forget the most important part: taking pictures! Your child will be so cute in this clown costume that you will swear you’re being bamboozled. The colorful onesie with cute, clownish details will make you ooh and ahh as they do all their normal baby clown things.A Laughing StockIf you are looking for the perfectly hilarious and cute clown costume for your infant, then this is the one for you. You will break your funny bone when you see what an adorable performer your child can be!


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Infant Sock Monkey Costume

Infant Sock Monkey Costume

1235918377

$24.99

We all love socks. That warm, fuzzy knit material is always there to keep our feet cozy and protected. They're even super good for dusting our floors with if we slide around the room enough. If only we could just wear one big sock for our whole body. You know what else is really fun and cuddly? Monkeys. Those little guys are always just swinging around with their goofy arms and long tail being completely adorable. All they ask for in return is a few bananas to munch on here and there. Most of them seem like they'd be absolutely fantastic cuddlers. When they're not running around like maniacs, they're usually fast asleep all snuggled up with the rest of their family. It seemed only natural that the comfort of socks joined forces with the cuddly and cut nature of those fruit-loving fuzzy primates. Thus the most cozy invention since the heated steering wheels was born! The sock monkey has graced the homes of most every household, whether it was handmade or store bought since 1870, and have never gone out of style! In fact, we're putting them even more into style! Just check out this super comfy looking Sock Monkey Infant Costume. It's made of knit flannel fabric so it's soft and warm for your own little bundle of joy during those chilly fall months when costume parties are all over the place! Just be sure to pack your bag with a few bananas, because this growing guy is always hungry for more!


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Plus Size Ravishing Ringmaster Women's Costume

Plus Size Ravishing Ringmaster Women's Costume

1213245816

$69.99

A recruitment offerDid you catch that all-important email? Scroll down your inbox just a touch, and look for a very special note. Because when you click open, you will see that you've got a fantastic opportunity from one of the world's most premiere circuses. That's right, they want you to be their next Ringmaster. Are you up for it?You might be rather surprised they'd give you a shot, since you're seemingly short on the qualifications, but we're sure you've got that special something that they're really looking for. Style, panache, and the ability to crack a whip, too! Even if you're still working on that whip handling, don't sweat it. Just fake it till you make it!Of course, you're going to want to prepare before you hop out on a flight to meet your traveling crew, so we suggest suiting up with a style that will have you ready for the glamorous life under the big top. And we would most certainly suggest this Ravishing Ringmaster costume. It's elite, it's stylish, and it's ready to help you run the show!Design & DetailsThis Ravishing Ringmaster costume in plus sizes is made and designed right here at HalloweenCostumes.com. And that means it's a Made by Us exclusive! We put extra attention into our costume designs, and this style most certainly delivers. It comes with the hat, bowtie, vest, jacket, and pants. All with exquisite detail! All you'll need to complete the style is costume boots and maybe, just maybe, that whip. We have both available as costume accessories if you don't have them at home!the big showWe're all about getting as close to the real deal as possible. And while you (probably) won't be suiting up for a circus assignment any time soon, it's a fun and unique costume style for your next party. So, go in this Ravishing Ringmaster costume, and get ready for the big show!


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Adult Inflatable Hippo Costume

Adult Inflatable Hippo Costume

1237089859

$39.99

Hungry HippoWhen it comes to picking a costume, you don’t just choose something. You prep and plan and really dive into the character, almost like a method actor. The goal is to win every costume competition you’re ever a part of. Or, at least, convince trick-or-treaters that they’re meeting the actual bogeyman, a deceased US president, or mythical creature.Deciding to be a hippo presented a set of unique challenges. Learning about hippos and picking up a few of their quirks was the easy part—thanks, Internet! But, healthy as you may be, your body shape just isn’t the same as the impressive beasts. Changing your diet could help. But unless you know some morphing magic to alter your skeleton, it wouldn’t be exact. And while you can craft or purchase false teeth, nothing you attempted or found lived up to the fierce chompers inside an actual hippo’s head. But you’re hungry for it. You want this costume to be the best hippo that’s ever walked on two legs. So, you’re here, and we have what you need!Design & DetailsSatisfy that craving to win best in show with this Adult Inflatable Hippo Costume! This exclusive Made By Us inflatable jumpsuit addresses every challenge on your list. Made of woven polyester fabric and featuring printed graphics, you take on the appearance of a hippo in no time. Meanwhile, the attached fan gives you the robust shape of the semi-aquatic mammals. Getting into the immersive costume is made easy with a zipper on the back that stretches from the top of the legs to the neckline—simply step inside, pull it over your head, and zip it up! Elastic wrist and ankle cuffs help keep the air from escaping while the soft-sculpted ears, muzzle, and teeth ensure that you look like a hippo. See how partygoers react to your transformation through the clear plastic window located on the costume’s nose.


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Infant Circus Ringmaster Costume

Infant Circus Ringmaster Costume

1265315647

$34.99

The Greatest Lil' ShowmanSome kids just have a knack for theatrics. They can captivate adults with a charming laugh or melt hearts with a charismatic smile. Yes, even infants can really start honing their skill at being the star of the show, and this Circus Ringmaster Costume for infants is an adorable way to transform your little one into center-stage material. It's an adorable look that takes its inspiration from classic ringmasters seen orchestrating vibrant shows at the circus!Design & DetailsOur costume experts wanted to craft the ultimate circus experience for your little one. This Made By Us costume starts with red twill jacket with an attached vest and shirt front. The jacket has black cuffs and plenty of gold detailing to help your child strike a truly captivating appearance. The vest fits with a simple hook and loop fastener in the front, making it easy to get your child suited up! The red satin bow tie fits with an elastic band to put the finishing touch on the jacket. The costume also comes with a pair of black pants, which have gold fabric along the side of the pant legs. Finally, the foam hat fits on your child's head to turn them the leader into any show!More Ringmaster Costume IdeasThe circus fun doesn't have to stop there! Your child will become the ringmaster in this costume, but they'll need some acts to help fill out the show. You can dress up in any one of our circus costumes to perfectly complement your little one's look, but our favorite pairing with this costume happens to be one of our lion costumes! And what's a circus event without clowns? You can have the whole family outfitted for a delightful show at the circus when you choose this Circus Ringmaster Costume.


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Crayon Box Toddler Costume Dress

Crayon Box Toddler Costume Dress

1273511074

$59.99

This is an exclusive Toddler Crayon Box Costume Dress.


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Kid's Tiny Tree Costume

Kid's Tiny Tree Costume

1268998467

$59.99

Happy HabitatWhat would we do without trees? There would be no place to build an amazing fort with a rope ladder and a spyglass. Squirrels wouldn't have a snug place to store their nuts and curl up during the long winters. We wouldn't hear the soft and soothing sound of wind rushing through high branches, and tire swings wouldn't be nearly as fun. It's no wonder that trees are so important in all of our lives: So important that dressing up as one is a really cool Halloween idea! Product DetailsYout won't be-leaf your eyes when you see how fantastic you look in this exclusive Tiny Tree Costume for Kids! The long-sleeved jumpsuit fastens down the back and is made of brown minky fabric that's embossed all over with a tree bark pattern. The shoulders and sleeves are sewn with green felt leaves. An included stuffed squirrel can be fastened into the pocket on the torso. The headpiece fastens under your chin, has foam lining to help it keep its shape, and is sewn with more green felt leaves. See the Forest for the Trees What does that expression mean? Does it mean something like, "Make sure you don't lose sight of the details?" Or does it mean, "You are going to look awesome no matter where you are if you're dressed in a cool outfit that makes you look like a majestic tree"? The second one sounds pretty good to us. We'll go with that, because it's true.


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Men's Bearded Woman Costume

Men's Bearded Woman Costume

1213242511

$49.99

A Braided Beauty Are you getting tired of a world where the guys are always the ones making the rules? Deciding who gets what and which style is going to be the most popular this season? Stroking their facial hair while doing their best to dive into deep thought? Well, it's pretty well known that women can do everything men can do. Often, even better! So, don't leave facial hair to be a man's job. Show the world that a woman's style can actually improve upon bearded behavior! Then again, the glory of a beautiful dress doesn't have to be only in the realm of the women, either! Men could surely enjoy the feeling of fabric swaying at their thighs while they stride in style upon the stage. Perhaps it is a time for the famous looks of men and women to unite so we can create a look that will really be remembered!  Design & DetailsThe spotlight is about to give you the time in center stage and we've got a look that will make you grin from ear to ear... assuming folks will see it through your fuzzy face in this Bearded Woman costume! This Made by Us look was put together by our in-house team. It is a luxurious dress of dark red taffeta with satin details and more ruffles than a guy can count. The included hair clip is a lovely flower that matches the look of the dress. If you struggle with a beard of your own, don't forget to pick up one of our beard and wig kits to complete your look! 


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Adult Inflatable Unicorn Bobblehead

Adult Inflatable Unicorn Bobblehead

1265318357

$29.99

An Elusive, Magical Creature No one has ever seen a real, live unicorn. Only legend described what this magical being might look like...until now! Finally, many humans can say that they've spotted a unicorn! The size of the head is a little surprising, but otherwise it looks exactly as the fairy tales describe it. Product DetailsComplete a hilarious fantasy costume by wearing an Inflatable Unicorn Bobblehead for Adults! The oversized headpiece is made of sturdy windbreaker fabric. Once inflated by the battery-powered fan mounted at the back, it expands to look like an oversized unicorn head complete with upright ears, a multicolored mane, a spiral-detailed horn, printed facial features, and a pink snout. Its open mouth reveals a clear plastic viewing port so that you can see where you're galloping. An inner fabric hood slides over your head to keep the large headpiece comfortably in place. Unique UnicornPut a laugh-out-loud twist on a classic fantasy costume! Your friends will love it and may even offer to help guide you through doorways. 


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Infant Salt and Pepper Shaker Sweeties Costumes

Infant Salt and Pepper Shaker Sweeties Costumes

1265311365

$34.99

We Go TogetherSalt and pepper: The dynamic duo! They're always together and they complement each other so well. They're just like the little twins or the mini best buds you know. Where one goes, the other is sure to follow, and if you see one without the other, it just looks weird. Sure, they're great on their own, but they're having the most fun when they're seasoning each other's lives with their joint mischief. Product DetailsShake up the costume game with this pair of Infant Salt & Pepper Shaker Sweeties Costumes! The set includes one black tunic with long sleeves and silver trim along the collar, shoulders, and down the sides to mimic the shape of a diner-style shaker. The hemline is also trimmed with silver fabric and conceals elastic edging. The front is printed with a white oval that features an oversized capital "P" in its center. The white tunic has matching silver edging and hem as well as a silver-outlined oval on the center chest that features an oversized capital "S." Each tunic comes with a puffy hat shaped like the top of a seasoning shaker and made out of shiny silver material. Both can be worn over leggings or pants for an outfit that's as comfortable as it is adorable. The Two You Really Need If you don't have a certain spice for a recipe, you can usually substitute for another - unless it's salt or pepper! Those are absolutely necessary. We're guessing you might start feeling that this costume is absolutely necessary for your little cuties, too! 


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Fart Cloud with Sound Machine Costume for Kids

Fart Cloud with Sound Machine Costume for Kids

1213234773

$39.99

Crude ComedyFarts are funny. We know, we know. As an adult, you're supposed to be above fart comedy... but there's just something about farts that are universally funny. Just think about it for a second. Farts make that muffled noise that sounds kind of like a really bad trumpet player. They come out of your bottom, which is probably the funniest place it could possibly come from. Finally, they smell funny. Now, can you honestly tell yourself that a fart isn't funny?That's what's great about kids. Kids don't have any pressure on them to be mature, so they can laugh at a fart for what it is! It's also why this Fart Cloud Costume for kids is pure, comedic gold. When your child wears it to the next costume party, they'll be getting ALL of the laughs!Product DetailsIt might be simple, but this Fart Cloud Costume is highly effective! The costume comes with a top that's made out of various tulle fabric. Shades of brown and green give the top a look that's reminiscent of cartoon depictions of farts. Your child can slip this on over their normal clothes, making it an easy outfit for your child to change into. Of course, one of the funniest parts about a fart is the sound... and this costume delivers that as well! This costume comes with a small speaker that makes fart noises with the press of a button. The speaker has a small battery pack attached to it (batteries sold separately).Toot! Toot!It's okay. You can admit that this Fart Costume for kids is hilarious. It might be sort of childish, but then again, kids have the purest sense when it comes to comedy and we think it's about time that all of us adults started embracing a little bit of childish humor!


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Soap and Loofa Adult Couples Costume

Soap and Loofa Adult Couples Costume

1265318360

$44.99

The Couple That Showers Together Stays TogetherThere's a lot you can learn about your sweetie from their hygiene habits. Do they like the water boiling hot or only lukewarm? Do they only use a specific kind of shampoo? What if they have long hair: Do they wash it neatly down the drain or leave it swirled in interesting patterns on the shower wall? Whatever the story, it's a good way to learn to tolerance and how to appreciate each other's quirks (unless they use your favorite body wash again. Then it's war.) Product DetailsLook squeaky clean and super cute in your Adult Soap and Loofa Couples Costume! The set contains two tunics, the first of which is white and shaped like a rectangle, with the word "Soap" printed in caps on the front. The second tunic is a strapless number with a drawstring band and fluffy tiers of pink mesh and a matching pink shower cap. The set also includes bubble balloons that you can carry or stick on your costumes, as well as decorative stickers shaped like rubber ducks, suds, and more. Rub a Dub Dub Show off your favorite form of joint self-care by teaming up with your sweetheart for the perfect tanden costume! You'll be the freshest dating pair around, and better yet, there's no need to actually shower before putting on your outfits because everyone will already assume that you've freshened up. (If you're a little stinky, though, they'll probably be able to tell.) 


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Adult Inflatable Soccer Ball Costume

Adult Inflatable Soccer Ball Costume

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$44.99

Get All Balled UpWhen the coaches told you to be the ball, we don't think this is quite what they had in mind. However, it is certainly a way to get your head in the game. In fact, you might just get your whole body in the game when you go out wearing this exclusive Adult Inflatable Soccer Ball Costume. Whether you're cheering for your favorite soccer team or looking for a fun costume to wear for Halloween, this costume will be perfect for you. Start all the chants in the stadium. After all, what soccer fan isn't going to listen to a giant, talking soccer ball? If your friend group is going out as their favorite soccer players for Halloween, everyone will just think that they're a bunch of fanboys without you in the mix, dressed as the most important part of the game!Blowing Up The DetailsKick off your Halloween festivities the right way with this fun and unique costume from our Made By Us collection. It has been fashioned with windbreaker fabric. The zipper is located on the backside and it is topped with a hook and loop fastener tab. Elastic is located at the neck, arm, and leg openings for a snug and secure fit.The fan is installed on the lower center of the backside of this costume. The battery pack fits into the pouch at the bottom of the zipper. You can also choose to clip it onto the clothing you wear beneath this costume. Plug the fan into the USB port on the battery pack and easily inflate your costume to a plump 40-inch diameter!


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Venus Flytrap Costume

Venus Flytrap Costume

1289660737

$69.99

The venus flytrap is one of those great examples of nature’s deep-down weirdness, a plant that can eat animals. Imagine what a shock that must have been to the first people who saw one of these jagged-jawed plants snap shut on an unsuspecting fly. They were used to a landscape of dangerous animals who wouldn’t think twice about eating them, but up until that moment, they had probably assumed those green leafy things were no threat. That’s the kind of discovery that can keep a primitive human up at night.Of course, in real life carnivorous plants are no danger to humans - most can’t process anything larger than an insect - but that hasn’t kept them out of our horror movie fantasies. Man-eating plants have been a staple of cheap monster movies for ages, and even the occasional big-budget musical. There’s something so wrong yet right about a plant that can turn the tables on the food chain, it’s no surprise that they’ve captured our imagination.Join the vegetable revolution with this impressive venus flytrap costume, featuring a shaped headpiece with a mesh hood for easy vision, a leafy green mantle over the chest, and a long yellow tongue. Brown elastic-waist pants form a flower pot that allows a full range of motion for a plant on the go. All of the insects at your next costume party had better watch their backs - and maybe a few of the humans too!


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Evil Jester Adult Costume

Evil Jester Adult Costume

1275912597

$49.99

The whole point of having a jester around is to make everyone laugh, right? Well, technically their job is to keep everyone entertained, which doesn't mean cracking-wise all the time. If you're wondering what people really find entertaining, this Evil Jester Costume will help you get into the properly mischievous spirit. When you're thinking like a creepy jester, you'll be surprised of all the ways you can think of to keep people entertained, without necessarily making them chuckle. For instance, you can hide their car keys, which is always a fun time. Or, maybe put fake cockroaches in their sandwich (or real ones if they are in dire need of entertaining), or switching out their favorite beverage for something terrible tasting. What a riot! And there's always our favorite, the classic "make mysterious bloody-looking foot prints around someone's house" trick. Oh boy, if their boredom hasn't been relieved after that, then they must not want to be entertained! Of course, you can't just go around doing these things in your everyday clothes, or else everyone would be missing out on the best part of the joke. Let the jagged lines, and the alternating black and red colors of this evil jester costume do some of the creepy work for you. Speaking of creepy, the little plastic skulls dangling from the collar and from the top of the curled hood add an unsettling effect to your look, which also match the sinister grin on the spooky vinyl skull mask. Even if nobody is laughing out loud when you go out in this diabolically festive costume, we're sure you'll still get everyone's blood pumping!


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