A couple of babiesYou sometimes walk by a baby in a stroller and think, “Ah. I wish someone would push me around like that.” Or perhaps you pass a family carrying their little one as they hike and take in the views and think, “Carry me! Why must life get harder as we get older?”It’s OK, we think about these things too. While we have yet to figure out the secret to reverse aging, we think we may have just the thing to bring a little extra TLC to your life: this Adult Baby Costume. You may be a grown-up who does taxes and has a 401K, but that doesn’t mean you can’t indulge your infantile side. Show everyone at the party just what a big and funny baby you can be and watch as the cuddles, sweets, and maybe even a push in a stroller (or at least a lift home in your friend’s car) come cooing your way.Product DetailsWhile the teddy bear, giant baby bottle, and pacifier accessories shown in the photo are sold separately--don’t cry--you should get them to complete your comical baby look. Here, here, look here! Don’t cry. See? This ensemble includes a bib, bonnet, and a bodysuit with a built-in wire hoop. It’s a look that can be worn by either men or women, and one size fits most. If that’s not something to giggle in an insanely cute way at, well, we don’t know what is.
Think Outside the BrickIsn't it strange? Lego has spent the last few decades teaching children how to use their brain just by letting them play. By snapping those magical little bricks together, kids get to bring the pictures in their head to life. They can make abstract art, or they can become avant-garde little architects using them. The unassuming toy effectively shows youngsters how to think outside of the box. What's so strange about that? Well, the strange part about it is that most Legos are shaped like a box, oddly enough.Well, maybe it's time to think outside the box on other things too! You can apply that same line of thinking to costumes this year. Instead of transforming your child into a pirate, or a knight (the two most common Lego mini-figures), you could turn your child into something a little more creative. You can dress your child up as infinite possibilities! That's exactly what this Lego Brick costume for kids is all about.Product DetailsNow your child can become the building block of a fun time. This child Lego costume transforms your child to the iconic Lego brick. It comes with a foam tunic-style top that's shaped like the classic 2 by 4 piece. It has printed studs in the front, along with openings in the top and along the sides for your child's arms. Of course, the best part about this costume is that your child can wear his or her favorite clothes on underneath, so changing in and out of this costume will be a breeze.Not Just for KidsWere you a Lego fan as a kid, too? Well then, you're in luck! You can join your child in one of our adult Lego costumes. Then, you can be the duo that represents thinking outside the box. It might even help "build" a stronger bond with your child by dressing up as your favorite toy together.
Seeing Red What would we do without that vibrant hue, red? It perfectly conveys strong emotion, warnings, and even tastiness. It's perfect for stop signs and stop lights, fast cars, juicy strawberries and hot peppers. When it's in a crayon form, it can create boiling, molten lava oozing out of a volcano, or color in a superhero's flapping cape as its wearer speeds off to the rescue. And don't forget about dragon flame, knights' shields, and princess gowns! Product DetailsYour child will glow when she's wearing this exclusive, officially licensed Girl's Toddler Red Crayon Costume Dress! The knee-length dress fastens at the back and features a sleeveless bodice made of stretch knit polyester fabric. The chest area is printed with Crayola's signature black crayon wrapper detailing, as is a printed band around the hips. The torso is decorated with a vertical Crayola logo. The skirt is printed with both light and dark red. The final touch is a fabric-covered plastic headband topped with an attached hat that's shaped like a crayon's tip. Red Carpet Treatment If your little girl wants to feel like a superstar, definitely dress her in this fun costume! It may inspire her to request only red-colored trick-or-treat candy this Halloween. This would be an awesome challenge, since it covers everything from spicy cinnamon-flavored chews to watermelon bubble gum to cherry lollipops to red-wrapped chocolate bars. It's only fair that she collects them all so that she can practice drawing them later (after she eats most of them, of course).
Flower ChildWhile other kids her age may be glued to their phones, obsessed with video games, or stuck on social media, your child adores time spent outside under the sun. Phew! What a ray of light. After school, they can often be found fiddling around in the garden, planting, harvesting, and even weeding! Your kiddo loves to get their hands dirty and work hard, and they simply adore seeing the fruits of their labor come to life—fresh vegetables on their dinner plate or a vase of fresh-cut flowers on the kitchen table.Why not turn Halloween into a chance for them to show off their green thumb? They can parade around as their fave bloom as they enjoy the school costume party or an evening of trick-or-treating! Your kid is far from ordinary; encourage them to be their brightest and most cheerful self this holiday and watch their joy blossom!Design & DetailsMade by Us in our exclusive costume studio, this Flower Pot Kid's Costume was crafted with the utmost attention to detail and was tended to under the watchful eye of our design team. It's a clever ensemble that involves a simple trick of the eye and lots of your girl's bright energy. The foam, faux terra cotta flower pot has wire in the upper and lower edges to keep its shape, as well as fabric suspenders that can tie at the shoulders. Your kiddo will wear it over their fave black leggings and tee, and then you'll pick up the headpiece and sunglasses separately. What an awesome little blossom!Petal PowerWho knows? This amazing costume may even inspire your child to start a gardening club at school! In this unique costume, she'll be a breath of fresh air against a classroom of goblins, ghouls, and ghosts. We can't wait to see how her green thumb grows as she does.
Blue Rhapsody Why is "feeling blue" a bad thing? Blue is amazing! It's one of the most commonly claimed favorite colors in the world, and if you are able to look at anything that's flavored with blue raspberry and not be immediately hungry, you are stronger than we are. Product DetailsHave the most sensational hair around when you wear this Crimped 'n Kooky Blue Wig for Adults! A mesh wig cap with a comfortably secure elastic edge is adorned with approximately shoulder-length bright blue synthetic hair. The hair is permanently crimped for lots of body and comes pre-style with a side part. It can be gently styled with non-heated tools. Always Blue-tiful Looking for a showstopping accessory for this year's clown, acrobat, doll, or magical creature outfit? Try this wig on for size! Or, simply pull it out of your closet on a normal day when you feel like turning heads.
An Impressive DisguiseBearded ladies have been a staple of carnivals since the 1800s, but did you know that sometimes, they were actually men in disguise? That’s right, sometimes those ladies’ beards weren’t quite so impressive when you learned the truth. Back in 1853, Josephine Clofullia, a beaded lady and one of the stars of P.T. Barnum’s circus, was taken to court by someone who was convinced she was actually a man. She wasn’t, but there were definitely some “ladies” who were!With that in mind, we think it totally makes sense that you want to go as a bearded lady for your upcoming circus-themed costume party. Some people will scoff, but you can scoff at them for not knowing their circus history. Plus, who wants to be some tired old clown or the sixth ringleader of the night? Don’t you want to stand out from the crowd?Product DetailsWe have just the costume to bring your vision to life: this Men’s Plus Size Bearded Woman Costume. This exclusive costume is the perfect fit for any circus party. The dark red dress is 100 perfect polyester and blended to look like shiny satin and taffeta. The dress has a back zipper for easy wear. It also features satin insets and ruffles to really go along with the circus theme. There’s also a hair clip with a fabric flower made of the same fabric as the dress, attached to a metal alligator clip. (The wig and beard are sold separately, but we bet you were planning on growing your own glorious beard anyway!)It’s Showtime!When the lights come up in the big top, you’ll be ready to star in the center of the circus with this costume. Whether you’re running away with the circus or just attending a costume party, you’ll definitely be the star of the show!
This Costume Is BananasYour little monkeys climb over, around, and under everything 364 days a year. Let them be a real monkey on Halloween, but slow them down a bit with this Inflatable Child Monkey Costume. They may even want to slow down to let people admire what they're wearing!Product DetailsThis costume looks like a lot, but it's one piece and doesn't have any small accessories to misplace or lose. A battery pack takes four AA batteries (not included) and airs up this costume in a flash. Just have your kiddo step in. Elastic around the ankles and wrists ensure they won't be floating around inside. Adjust their face inside the face hole. Then hit the on switch and your work is done. The monkey's face is screen printed on, giving it a surprising expression--with your kid's own face as the mouth! There's plenty of room underneath to bundle up, without ruining the overall effect. You'll feel like you've won Halloween when you hear all the "oohs" and "aaahs" (or are they "ooh ooh ahh ahhs"?) this costume will get.Inflate FunSome costumes require extra pieces, tiny accessories, or elaborate makeup. Others are ruined when winter boots, jackets, and hats are required thanks to the weather. Worry about none of that when you choose this Inflatable Child Monkey Costume! All you need is four AA batteries (not included). Hit the "on" switch, and your Halloween night is ready to start. However, we take no responsibility for a Halloween haul of just bananas.
You've spent years studying the clown arts, how to entertain a group of 8 year olds, how to make a crying baby happy again, how to distract from a crying baby when that doesn't work, every class! No one appreciates how difficult it is to get into clown college. Your parents are dismissive, your significant other... well, what significant other? You've been too busy all these years studying, following your passion, there hasn't been time for romance, or even meeting people outside of your clown class.Now you've graduated and you need the right outfit! You've truly earned this timeless colorful classic. This costume features circus-like red and yellow striped pants with patches and a block color blue and yellow patched shirt with a red collar. The hours and hours of clown night school, the endless homework, even how Clown Bozo would needle you about your imperfect balloon giraffe, it was all leading up to this ensemble. Bozo is gone and your giraffes are flawless. It's time to shine... those giant shoes of yours. You want to look good, don't you?So put them all on notice. That's right, everyone: the birthday parties, the bar/bat mitzvahs, the dog parties, even the book clubs! It's time for you to be celebrated for your skills. It's time to stand up and declare "Yes! Now is the time of the clown!" You think that big red nose is easy to put on day after day? Of course not. It's the hardest job in the world. But you do it because you love it. You do it for the smiles on all those little faces. You do it because darn it someone has to, and you're the only clown for the job. So make those people smile!
That's Some Really Strong Plant FoodSo, funny story. Yesterday at the greenhouse, one of the workers appears to have only chugged half of their bottle of extra-strong energy drink before leaving it on one of the raised beds. The next morning, the rest of the drink was gone, and some of the flowers had significantly changed. We're talking groundbreaking developments here: The plant was able to play tag, run races, beat their plant parents in video games and do other really impressive stuff! Product DetailsThis exclusive Girl's Potted Flower Costume is like nothing you've ever seen in your local plant nursery! The green jersey knit shirt fastens at the back and has leaf-shaped flaps sewn to the ends of its long sleeves. The brown felt "pot" is attached to the bottom of the shirt and has a flexible plastic rod hidden in its upper and lower edges to help it keep its shape. The jersey knit hood's facial opening is bordered with a brown ruffle and oversized yellow fabric flower petals. Flower Power Have you ever been told that you're blooming with potential? Well, it probably wasn't meant literally, but now it's true in every way! This costume is fantastic if you've got a green thumb that you want to share with the world. You can wear it for Halloween, school events, and even to surprise someone who wants to get a closer look at that fantastic and enormous potted flower sitting on the front porch. Imagine their faces when they discover that it's ALIVE!
The Search is On!The elusive yet lovable rascal we all know and love has once again escaped to an incredibly busy and chaotic foreign location! He's been to the most disorganized circus ever, a ski resort where absolutely no one knows how to ski, and he's even been through time and space!How on earth can we find him!? Well, luckily, every time he goes somewhere, he leaves behind something until he's out of resources, and we can finally bring him in for justice! Not even Waldo can escape the long arm of the law! His infraction, you might ask? He's wanted in 15 countries for the heinous crime of...LOITERING!Okay, maybe loitering isn't a dangerous offense, but we still need to find the guy! But where will he be hiding in this crowd? Is he behind the coconut tree? No. Is he behind the man juggling fire clubs? Wrong. Keep on looking!Product DetailsGet lost and stand out in a big crowd simultaneously! Become the red and white striped menace with the matching hat and everyone will be looking to meet you! Imagine a large Halloween party where everything is dark and a little crazy, you can make it a game to find you or even wear it to a large concert or music festival.Any place where there are people and activities in abundance this will sure to give everyone who finds you a good laugh. Grab the shirt and hat from us then throw on a sturdy pair of jeans and shoes, and don't forget to bring some supplies (you might be on the run for a while).Get FoundWearing this classic Waldo outfit will get you instantly recognized as the character from the Martin Handford book. No matter how hard you try to hide in the crowd, people will be looking for that red-and-white striped attire!
I’m blue, da ba dee, da ba daa, Da ba dee, da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee, da ba daa, da ba dee, da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee, da ba daaWe took a survey around the office, and Eiffel 65’s crossover Eurodance earworm “Blue” (helpfully subtitled “Da Ba Dee”) was the number-one song we’d all call into Radio Disney to request when we were kids. Your child will be singing its catchy strains again in no time in this Blue Second Skin.Maybe, like Tobias Fünke from Arrested Development, your child is gripped by a desire to join the Blue Man Group. While we haven’t heard that the New York performance art trio-gone-Vegas mainstays are accepting junior members, this Blue Second Skin has got to be just about the best way for your kid to get a head start practicing what it’s like to be blue all the time––and without getting blue paint all over everything they come into contact with. There’d be no question of whether or not they’d brushed their teeth if everything they touched was stained blue, but it doesn’t really seem worth the trade-off in Mr. Clean Magic Erasers.Don’t just feel blue––be blue in this form-fitting jumpsuit. Your talented kid can start a musical group, a miming troupe, or just be the person having the most fun at the party because no one can tell who you are. If your child likes to blend into the ocean, the sky, and amidst Smurfs, they’re sure to feel at home in this Blue Second Skin. If nothing else, they can be the “before” picture to Violet Beauregarde’s blueberry transformation.
Mouthing OffWelcome to the eating Olympics! Where mouths come together to see who's the best at chomping down food. The busy schedule unfurls as follows. At eight o'clock, spectators can choose between watching the gum-chewing competition on the field or overdone steak gnawing in the cafeteria. After a break for mouthwash and relaxing, the competition will take off again at noon for competitive taffy and jerky eating. Once the chewy foods are done, competing teeth will take part in both crispy and crunchy specialties for a truly edge-of-your-seat experience. Our teeth go through a lot every day. They dig into all sorts of textures and foods, and they do a great job! If you want to go above and beyond brushing and flossing, pay your teeth some extra respect when you throw on a tooth costume for your next themed outing!Design & DetailsThis toothsome costume is simple to throw on and is simple enough for all sorts of events from parades to parties. Simply throw the foam-backed over your own clothes and zip up the back, and you'll be ready to go! The shoulders can be stuffed with lightweight material such as tissue or plastic grocery bags for a well-rounded molar shape. Pair up with a tooth fairy or a tube of toothpaste to make this a group costume to remember!A Mile of SmileAre you ready to celebrate the chompers that work so hard to keep you well-fed? This costume is the perfect way to show them that you care. Now, we can't promise that this will stop your teeth from getting any cavities. Halloween can be pretty crazy when it comes to the candy overload. Tooth care is up to you but we're not worried because now that you know how it feels to become part of the mouth, we know you'll take care of your teeth. Now, how about a smile?
Not Just a Simple BrickSome might say that there’s nothing special about the humble 2x4 LEGO brick. It’s just a rectangular shaped piece of plastic with the word “LEGO” etched into a bunch of times. How much fun could that tiny little brick possibly promote? How could something so small and plain spark creativity?Then, there are those, like your child, who know the power of LEGO. They know the truth about LEGO pieces! That one small brick might not seem like much, but combine it with a few more like it and you can build a house. Combine it with a few more and you can turn that house into a castle. Why, with a few other pieces, you could build a pirate ship. But maybe pirate ships aren’t your thing and you want to build a rocket ship. That same, humble little piece can be put to use building that rocket ship. Yes, there’s limitless potential inside that one tiny brick, which is why LEGO may be the greatest toy ever invented, despite its simplicity.Product DetailsNow, this kid's Red LEGO Brick costume will help your child harness the power of creativity of the humble brick! The costume comes with a tunic-style top that is shaped like the classic brick, making it an easy costume to change into. It fits on easily over your child’s clothing, so they can wear their favorite outfit underneath. It has eight studs on the front and it comes in a bright red color that matches that of the classic LEGO bricks.LEGO TogetherLike all LEGOs, they gain power in numbers! Be sure to check out our blue version of this costume, along with our many adult sized LEGO costumes to create a whole LEGO group for the next costume party.
Color Us SurprisedWhenever we take out our coloring books here at the Halloweencostumes.com office, we are always surprised at the lack of sufficient pinks to really make our drawings pop with color. There is just no way to make accurate coral reefs without a good variety of pinks!That is why we petitioned our staff to make this dress. This won’t help us color at all, but it will help us a lot to know that we filled a gap in the market that needed filling. The best thing we can each do is to keep on coloring and keep petitioning Crayola for more shades of pink!Product DetailsMaking sure you are dressed right for any occasion is very important, which is why we recommend setting yourself up right with this Women's Tickle Me Pink Crayola Crayon Costume. This “Made By Us” costume was put together by our hard working and careful artisans, so you will feel good about wearing this for years to come. The included dress and hat are what will make you stand out in any box of 64 crayons. This bright pink color is both flattering and fun, and we are confident that you will be happy with the fit of this dress. How could you not, when you will be tickled pink by the pun the whole time you wear it?Pink is the New BlackIf you are searching for the perfect way to look classic and fun, then you are in the right place. You will feel like a winner in this cool and comfortable costume. Just make sure you avoid anyone with a big crayon box for a costume!
Rock or BustEvery rock star needs two things besides raw talent: A great look and a great instrument. You already have the outfit covered with your flashy costume choice, and this prop will do the rest. Unlike a real guitar, you don't even need to know how to play.Product DetailsWow your fans with this exclusive Prop Guitar Inflatable! Made of sturdy vinyl PVC material, the accessory inflates to approximately thirty-four inches long. The "body" is a bright blue and printed with bridge, strings and pickups graphics, while the "neck" and "headstock" are black and printed with strings, fretstock, and tuning peg graphics. Instant ConcertA real guitar can be an unweildy prop, but this inflatable guitar starts a party no matter where you are. You'll have to do the sound effects yourself, which is no big deal for a seasoned star like you. Besides, if you get carried away and try to smash your axe, it probably won't be wrecked.
WHAT A SMART... CHILD!Once upon a time, there was a child with the wittiest of tongues and quickest of minds. His parents simply didn't know what to do with the kid. They would ask, "Child? What would you like to be when you grow up?" And the child, tongue in cheek replied, "Old!" At first, it was amusing and the parents did indeed laugh. But, time and time again, they would ask the questions. "What will you do when you're grown?" Said the child: Relax on my porch! They tried, "How will you greet your neighbors?" Said the child: Stay off my lawn! They asked, thinking themselves especially clever, "What job will you claim on your taxes?" Said the child: Retired! Even more exhausted than their supposedly elderly child, they were about ready to give up when genius struck. "How will you pay to maintain this lawn?" Thought the child: I better get started now! DESIGN & DETAILSWith this Made By Us and chuckle-worthy costume, you can make that dream a reality. This Child's Old Man costume might be a bit confusing to talk about, but it is only amusing to see in action! That's thanks to the digitally printed jersey shirt and vest that is digitally printed to look in old-timey style and stuffed for that "one too many homecooked meals" look! The gray Newsie hat is a perfect addition and the glasses feature the bushiest of eyebrows and a mustache of sherpa fur. With the high-quality design of our in-house team, it might even last until your kiddo is old enough to look the part! AN OLD JOKE!If you've got a kiddo who's too smart for their own good, best let them see what it is like being old sooner than later! This Old Man costume is just the ticket for a hysterical time. (Just imagine the holiday pictures this year with Grandpa Kiddo.)
Bright NightIt can somehow feel easier to be down in the dumps and give in to gloom. The really hard work is choosing to shine brightly, even when life is tough. You just happen to be the kind of gal that gleams from head to toe, regardless of the day. Things other people complain about, you feel grateful for. And when people chit-chat about how bad the weather is, you try to find the silver lining. So, how about now you become that silver lining? In this Women's Rainbow Dress Costume, you can step out on Halloween night dressed as the bright beacon of hopeful cheer you were made to be. We promise you'll look as good as you'll feel, and vice versa. You'll also be a welcome respite from the dark gloominess of all those zombies, witches, demons, and vampires out there! Product DetailsThis giddy getup answers the age-old question: can rainbows somehow be...flirty? It seems they can! This dress is exquisitely made by us and exclusive to our line, and it somehow walks the fine line between cheerful and sassy. We love it. It's SO you. It's a short blue shift dress with a bold rainbow on both the front and back, along with a cloud-inspired ruffled hem. Slip on the sunny headband and prepare to be wowed at your especially great mood and inspirational look. Cloud ControlAs you float through the Halloween party, make sure you home in on anyone complaining—one sight of you ought to turn their mood around and remind them to look on the bright side!
Get Happy Being a clown isn't all fun and games. Ok, it is all fun and games, but that itself requires a very special skill set. You've got to be the kind of person who has a warm heart and a love for seeing other people smile and laugh. Which means that if you want to do your job, you've also got to make sure that your outfit looks nothing like the scarier type of clown that occasionally lives in drainage sewers. Product DetailsMake everyone's day happier when you're wearing your exclusive Pastel Women' Diamond Clown Costume! The jumpsuit is made out of form-fitting jersey knit stretch fabric that's just right for riding unicycles. It's printed all over with a pattern of pink and green diamonds against a white background. Pink chiffon ruffles decorate the collar and each sleeve. The matching striped hat is shaped like a cone and topped with a tinsel pom pom. Attached elastic bands allow a means of pinning it to your hair. Ready for Fun People of all ages will be delighted to see a clown that looks like she runs on unicorn magic! Get ready to wow the crowds wearing your uniquely pretty costume. It's a great choice for Halloween, but it's also fun for carnivals, festivals, and theater performances. For that matter, who's to say that you couldn't also wear it to work? HR can't say anything about whether it pushes the bounds of "work wear" when they're smiling from ear to ear.
Total Cutie PiYour kiddo is gaga for geothermal energy. She's a whiz at robotics. She flips for physics. And her chemistry sets outnumber her dolls by the dozens. Your little brainiac can't get enough of the scientific world, and she is ready to show everyone she meets this Halloween just how happy is she is to be a "science nerd!" Cool! We love a gal who knows who she is, what she likes, and who doesn't apologize for it. That's why we think this Girl's Science Nerd Costume is too cute for your brilliant little kiddo. Because pretty soon, she is bound to become a powerful, smart, genius and head some cool engineering firm or design the world's first water system on the moon. So, better get on her good side now — she's gonna rule the world someday!Design & DetailsThe irony of this costume is there is truly nothing "nerdy" about it! It's cool as can be, from the darling details and careful craftsmanship achieved by our fabulous in-house design team. The dress is styled to look like a retro top and pink plaid jumper, complete with a science pun on the front, as well as pleats, a collar, and a matching bow at the neck. Add some super-cool kicks, a pair of too-big glasses, and maybe a beaker or test tube for a fantastically smart look!Science Fair FlairEven after Halloween has passed, your brainiac will find fun ways to wear this look. Maybe she'll sport it at the science fair to claim her first place ribbon, or to celebrate Pi Day her way!
A Brush with DangerCan you imagine what it would be like to be a tooth? There are no other body parts that are crowded around their other counterparts. Fingers have room to breathe, toes have a little elbow room even if they're in a shoe, but teeth are all up against each other in a dark, crowded room. Those pearly whites have got to get along! From the morals to the canines, they spend all their time together. And while they eat well, they see a lot of danger along the way.Remember all the times your mom told you not to open wrappers with your teeth? Yeah, those were nightmare moments for your chompers. And then there were the times you chewed on ice cubes or muscled your way through a toffee candy bar, all were times of trial for your mouth. And yet, your pearly whites didn't give up on you! Do you want to celebrate all the adventures that your ivories have helped you through? Slip into this tooth tunic and your mouth is sure to feel appreciated!Design & DetailsThis brilliant white tooth tunic is Made by Us. It's easy to slip into this disguise as it zips up the back. The foam-backed tunic has a tooth while the shoulders can be stuffed for a healthy-looking moral shape. Light-weight and foldable, this costume can be stashed for many costumed occasions to come!Put a Smile OnThis costume is a great choice for dentists and smile enthusiasts. While we won't suggest eating sticky candy in public while wearing this costume because that would be a very bad influence. Whether you're dressing up for an oral health presentation or you just want to get a little mouthy on Halloween, you're sure to love rocking this toothsome costume!
Are you sick of everyone asking you about your hobbies and pass time activities? Well once you throw on a pair of these Nerd Glasses there won't be any more questions! Everyone, right away, will know that you are a huge fan of role playing dice games, have an unmatched collection of limited edition comic books, and can quote just about every line from the most famous science fiction film series.There won't be a doubt in anyone's mind when it comes to the superiority of your LARP skills or the power of your ultimate Magic deck. With this accessory, you'll attract more people with the same interests as you and ward off anyone trying to waste your time with mindless small talk. Just make sure you know the rules to all those games like the back of your hand and brush up on all your favorite comics, because with these Nerd Glasses on you may start receiving questions about a lot more than your leisurely activities.
Like a Sore ThumbYou've seen them before. Heck, maybe you've BEEN one before. No shame in that! But we bet you have a specific image in mind when you picture an overenthusiastic tourist. They're often dressed loudly, and they talk loudly, too. Well, who can blame them? They are on vacation and probably having a good time! Now you can pretend to be an out of town gawker, even at the party just down the street. Show off your savvy travel tricks in this silly Adult Tacky Tourist Costume!Product DetailsThis jumpsuit has all the tacky details your heart could desire! Long, baggy khaki shorts are attached to an overly bright, Hawaiian style shirt. A bit of wire around the middle gives you that good food overload vacation bod! This suit is great on its own, but the best part is letting your imagination run wild with the accessories! Throw on some socks and sandals, or put on a large hat and sunglasses. Smear excessive amounts of sunscreen on your nose. A fanny pack and a selfie stick wouldn't look out of place, either! You can mix and match to your heart's content. Check out our website to find some of these perfect travel accessories!Fun in the SunNo matter how chilly the day of the event, there's always sun and beachy air when you wear this tourist suit! It could be fun to wander around your town and gawk at the sights—and have people gawk at you!
Go to Your Room (Yay!) It must be nice to be a turtle. No matter where you go, you can take your home and all of your favorite things with you. If you're stuck in a boring class, all you have to do is tuck your head inside your shell to take a cozy nap, read a good book, or watch a favorite show. Your teacher can't come in after you because you wouldn't both fit. Lots of situations would be so much better if you carried your home around on your back! Product DetailsYour Halloween or theme party will be turtle-y amazing when you're wearing your Inflatable Turtle Costume for Children! The one-piece costume fastens up the back and has attached shoe covers as well as holes for your hands. When fully inflated, the outfit looks like an enormous turtle with a brown shell, a striped underbelly, dark green spots and white claws. A hole in the inflatable hood leaves room for your whole face to peek out, and is printed with eyes and nostrils. It's Turtle TimeHow did that turtle get so big? Was there an incident involving radioactive waste? With its sturdy shell and powerful digging claws, it could be a really cool superhero! On the other hand, it can't move very fast thanks to all the air that's keeping its outfit in shape. Maybe it can be the life of the party rather than a crime-fighting newcomer. That sounds like more fun, actually - and you'd probably get more candy.
You could learn a lot from a Dummy. Buckle your safety belt.Everyone drives like a dummy sometimes. Well maybe not everybody, but a lot of people do. However, even if you are a good driver, you can still get into a car accident. It might just be worth it to take some advice from a dummy about safety belts.You used to love Larry, and Vince. (Larry a little more, because Vince was always ready to quit.) It was so exciting whenever they were on the TV. Sure they were telling you to buckle up, but they were doing it in a cool way. By showing you what happens to dummies when they don't wear their seat belts. They went flying through the windshield. Their arms, or legs becoming detached. Their car being demolished.This year you can bring Larry back. Dress up in this Crash Test Dummy Costume, and tell people about vehicle safety. Tell them about the dangers of not buckling up. Tell them all about what happens if you put small children in the front seat of a car. Remind them that airbags are pretty great, but you still need your safety belt on to be safe. So, throw on this costume, and watch some Crash Test Dummy commercials from the 80s, and 90s to brush up on your safety tips. Be warned though, you are not as easily repaired as Larry once was.
Robot life is a'comin"Ahhh! Robots are going to take over the world!!!"Freaking out yet? Computers are increasingly running the world. Autonomous vehicles have started driving on roads. And Artificial Intelligence is seemingly right around the corner. We're not saying that this is anything to get alarmed about, but, well, if you are? We do have something you can do about it.Yup, if you're anticipating a robot takeover of the world, just get ahead of the curve. By becoming a robot! Isn't that a genius idea? We sure think it is, and we just have happened to create the perfect style to transform yourself into a futuristic robot. This Men's Robot Jumpsuit Costume!product DetailsThis costume consists of a full body jumpsuit in a metallic silver. It has a black pattern printed on the suit, which is totally reminiscent of what a robot might look like. Light up glasses are included, too, so you can be a little bit of a funky android. The only thing you'll need to complete the effect, as we have it pictured, is some silver body makeup. That part is optional as you can use this jumpsuit to create any costume style you choose, of course!A real cool robotWhat are you going to do as a Robot? You could be an assistant to your human companion, as robots are typically imagined. You could be an action bot, fighting bad guys to save the day or even a slick robot bartender who listens to all of his patrons and advises them with the calculated wisdom of a computer algorithm. It’s up to you! We just sell awesome costumes, after all, and leave the fun stuff up to you.
You've Gotta Be KiddingThe nursery hasn't seemed the same after you left. Little Tommie doesn't have anyone to toss rings with. Jenny has been bothering everyone to play Ring around the Rosie but no one wants to play without your festive yet sure skip. And when Junior face-timed you last week crying with pudding smudged across his face you knew it was time to escape office life and come back for a day or two. Product DetailsThese light blue socks might look like they're made for babies but they'll fit you just fine. The cotton socks have ribbed cuffs, two ABC blocks printed on the flexible material. Socks like these will be the perfect touch to any infant ensemble, completing your ensemble to every detail.Put Down the Pen and Into the PlaypenIt was a great escape, you tugged off your tie in the car, blasting Raffi all the way. You stop at the gas station to pick up a six pack of lollipops. When you park your car, opening the door you can almost already smell the light baby powder and spit up rags. Be real about how you feel. Being a grown-up is no fun, you've got to kid!
Clowns have ruined the reputation of fun, colorful professional jokesters. But you can work to make that reputation something to be proud of in this Court Jester Multicolor Soft Hat!We think there's something downright empowering about wearing something on your head. Don't you agree? ...Okay, okay, allow us to explain. A crown, a headband, a gorgeous and tasteful hat--all of it, any of it, we'll take it. Like, how do you feel when you have the opportunity to bestow upon yourself some new noggin ornament that attracts attention all the world over. It's nice to feel noticed, you know? And there's no better spotlight than the perfect headdress.Crowns are downright royal, conveying a sense of importance that we rather enjoy. Headbands are great in their versatility, but limited in that they don't cover our heads. In cold weather, that's just a deal-breaker. Hats, meanwhile, can be difficult to get just right. When's it right, for instance, to wear a fascinator? Because we wore ours to grab coffee the other day and the stares we got were, erm, less than admiring. When do you go ball cap over beanie? It's a hard call to make, right?! We can never feel certain about that decision. We're here to fix that with this headwear like this Court Jester Multicolor Soft Hat. It won't replenish what the clowns ruined for you, but it goes a long way in repairing relations with its cool colors Snag some other funhouse accessories to get a group theme going. See what we mean about their sheer versitility and power now? Ah, the power of a good hat.
When Nature Bites BackIf you’re a big fan of the environment then we have the perfect costume for you. Show your love for Mother Nature and partake in the horror factor of Halloween with the help of this exclusive costume. Sure, your typical Venus Fly Trap is only yay-big, but you won’t be a typical version of this carnivorous plant.Dress up in our Man-Eating Venus Fly Trap costume and you will become Mother Nature’s monstrous terror. Flies no longer satisfy your limitless appetite. As the name of the costume says, you have developed a taste for humans. Perhaps this is nature’s way of fighting back against the vegans or maybe you can thank toxic radiation for your mutation. Whichever backstory you go with, you will certainly be one of the scariest monsters on the dance floor.Details & DesignBegin your flora transformation when you toss on the velour green shirt. After you’ve made your torso into a stem, turn your head into the main attraction, the flower itself. Attach the hood to the back of the shirt. The leaves, petals, and soft-sculpted teeth surround the opening for your face.Next, it’s time for the pot. The shoulder straps will keep your flowerpot secure at waist height. Finally add the finishing touch, the pair of green velour mitts that make your human hands two more leaves.Unbe-LEAF-ably ScaryBring a new kind of horror to the parties this Halloween with our Man-Eating Venus Fly Trap costume. Separate yourself from the boring brood of vampires. Don’t follow the lifeless hoard of zombies this year.Be unique, be something you’d never think of fearing until it’s challenging you to a dance-off on the dance floor. Be the spawn of Mother Nature, the living embodiment of her anger against humanity. As she always says, if you can’t beat them, eat them!
We all love socks. That warm, fuzzy knit material is always there to keep our feet cozy and protected. They're even super good for dusting our floors with if we slide around the room enough. If only we could just wear one big sock for our whole body. You know what else is really fun and cuddly? Monkeys. Those little guys are always just swinging around with their goofy arms and long tail being completely adorable. All they ask for in return is a few bananas to munch on here and there. Most of them seem like they'd be absolutely fantastic cuddlers. When they're not running around like maniacs, they're usually fast asleep all snuggled up with the rest of their family. It seemed only natural that the comfort of socks joined forces with the cuddly and cut nature of those fruit-loving fuzzy primates. Thus the most cozy invention since the heated steering wheels was born! The sock monkey has graced the homes of most every household, whether it was handmade or store bought since 1870, and have never gone out of style! In fact, we're putting them even more into style! Just check out this super comfy looking Sock Monkey Infant Costume. It's made of knit flannel fabric so it's soft and warm for your own little bundle of joy during those chilly fall months when costume parties are all over the place! Just be sure to pack your bag with a few bananas, because this growing guy is always hungry for more!
Strange Happenings in the Plant Nursery Have you checked out the flower shed this morning? A very peculiar thing has taken place overnight! It seems that someone has used a little too much fertilizer in a potted plant, and the results are truly astounding. The plant in question is now walking around and talking up a storm. She's asking a million questions and wanting to know if she can have more cereal even though she just ate an hour ago. Product DetailsYour blooming bud will look extra precious in this exclusive Toddler Girl's Potted Flower Costume! The outfit includes a soft green jersey-knit shirt that has leaf-shaped flaps are sewn to the wrists. The shirt's hem is sewn to the brown felt "pot" portion, which keeps its shape thanks to a plastic rod concealed in its upper and lower edges. The face opening of the costume's matching hood is sewn with printed pink felt petals as well as a bright ruffle of yellow mesh. The Real Flower PowerIf you thought that potted plants were happy just to sit on your front porch and enjoy the sunshine, you're in for a surprise! This plant is always on the move. It sings, dances, jumps off furniture, and wants to know where the cookie jar went. And it's definitely excited to trick-or-treat this year! It wants to be the first flower it knows to collect a whole bag full of candy. Bet you didn't know that a flower's favorite food is chocolate!
A Coveted RoleOne day, your kid races through the front door in what you initially think is panic. You know something is up, but the answer to your curiosity is not what you were expecting. With excitement befitting having learned the end of the school year has come early, your little one tells you they are going to be the sunflower in this school year's music program.Relief is your first response, having started at worry when your kiddo flew through the door. Pride follows, of course, knowing you'll get to watch your kiddo show their talents to the whole community. And then, in the back of your mind, a touch of nervousness creeps in. How do we get a costume for this?Hi! Have we been formally introduced? We're HalloweenCostumes.com and we're pretty good at helping get the kids ready for any themed-dress event. The school music program is no exception, and we just so happen to have a lovely little flower ensemble for your kiddo.Design & DetailsDesigned by our talented costume-makers, this Flower Hoodie is an easy and stylish way to get your little one ready for their big debut. Down to the veins on the flower's leaves, this costume is ready for the stage. With just 1 piece it'll be a breeze for your kiddo to get prepared for any flower event. Bright yellow petals are sewn into the hood and create a full bloom when worn. The body of the costume acts like a flower stem while the sleeves are made to look just like leaves. Our clever designers even added a slit in both leaf-sleeves to make sure your kiddo still has full use of their hands.Watch Them BlossomWhether they're on stage or out trick-or-treating, when your little one is dressed in this Flower Hoodie, we know you will get to see them blossom.
Acting Your AgeAge is a crazy thing. Sometimes it seems to all go by so fast. Other times it seems like you've been the same age for forever! And the whole time, you're expected to act your age. What if you don't want to? What if you want to sit in the park and grump about how today's youth has no respect. What if you want to order off the senior menu, knowing that their gravy has a lower sodium content? What if you want to fall asleep listening to a baseball game on the radio. You might be in the prime of your life but that doesn't mean you shouldn't have your own chair that no one else is allowed to sit in. Other people might look back and dream about their youth. Others might try to live in the now. You know better. You know that the best life is a senior life. Why else would they call them your golden years?Product DetailsThis old man costume will make all those years tick by in an instant! Simply throw on the one-piece mask and old man sweater and you'll feel ancient in an instant. The front of the sweater is printed with a lapel and tie so it'll be a little schmancy for looking good in the senior home. A Host of ActivitiesAre you ready to relax in the park in elderly style? Now, you might need to brush up on your Chess or Backgammon but this is sure to be a true delight! Pair this costume with an inflatable walker or a prop cane to really bring your look home. And when Halloween is over you can reuse the look. Show up to your next birthday party with an elderly look. Use it when you're feeling tired. Break it out when your friend shows up on hour late to show that you've been waiting forever. Turns out, aging early is the answer!
Dressed for SuccessEvery year, it seems, clown employers are asking for more and more on applications, especially in terms of experience and education. Even starting positions now commonly list a requirement for one to five years of experience! While that hardly seems fair or sensible, we cannot deny that is a fact of the world at this point, and therefore we recommend you get your baby started right away.If your infant has shown any interest in becoming a legendary clown, then get them this Infant Clowning Around Costume. As long as they wear it, they are accruing applicable hours of experience that will be indispensable in their chosen career path (as long as it is being a clown). Besides, at least if they wear this outfit, no one will have to wonder why they are making all those funny faces, it will fit right in with the whole look!Bucket of LaughsSaving for clown college and setting up your child with an early background in clowning is a great way to get them started on their path, but don’t forget the most important part: taking pictures! Your child will be so cute in this clown costume that you will swear you’re being bamboozled. The colorful onesie with cute, clownish details will make you ooh and ahh as they do all their normal baby clown things.A Laughing StockIf you are looking for the perfectly hilarious and cute clown costume for your infant, then this is the one for you. You will break your funny bone when you see what an adorable performer your child can be!
Peak Humor People can talk all they like about comedy sketches, stand-up routines, and satire essays. Snore. Actually, those are fine, but the truth is that they can't compare to the classics. And by "classics," we mean an oversized plastic nose that honks when you squeeze it. That's real comedy. Product DetailsClown around all you want in this exclusive Honking Clown Nose Accessory! The large red rubber nose comes to a rounded tip and secures around your head with an elastic band. Squeeze the end of the nose to hear it give a loud honk! The unisex style fits most sizes. Silly CircusThere's no doubt that you're the good type of clown if you've got a fun nose like this one! An evil clown could probably wear one, but his scare factor would go down by a lot once people heard that goofy squeaking sound. He'd get much more laughter than screams!
Ring LeaderYou have what it takes to lead. You've always known that. When you were little you were always wrangling other kids together to put on different performances like plays and talent shows. But now you're grown. You're still holding that title of ringleader but now your performances are a lot more interesting. There are a few circus tricks that we would love to see in person. For one, we'd love to see someone rest their head in a lion's mouth. As long as no one made the lion sneeze we bet you'd be great at making that lion do what you want. We'd be into seeing acrobats hang down from a swinging trapeze. And a strong man lifting ridiculous things above his head while suspenseful music plays would be pretty awesome too. But here's the thing, the whole show depends on a strong, spotlight-ready leader making the performers come together in a way that noone would forget!Product DetailsYou'll look right at home under the big top when you show up in this red and black satin-textured dress with gold trim. The skirt is gorgeous with a triangular hem over flouncing
Sugar and Spice, and Everything NiceClowns are some of our favorite circus performers everywhere. They're so good at tumbing and cracking jokes, and making others smile. Your toddler is the same way: Not a day goes by that she doesn't put on a small show or crack her family and friends up with her own infectious giggle. But she has another side to her too, because she loves the sweet things in life. When you combine her two interests, you get a magical outfit! Product DetailsYour little one can live the sweet life in this Toddler Sweet Treats Clown Costume! The polyester jumpsuit is super soft, with cute puffed sleeves and ruffles at the ankles. Its made of alternating blocks of fabric patterned with multicolored polka dots and fabric striped with pink, yellow and blue. Big pom-poms are sewn to the bodice, and the collar and waistband are printed with a pattern that looks like a waffle cone. The included headpiece has a white polka-dot ruffle beneath a pointed waffle-print crown. Say, "Ice Cream!" What's more perfect than a Halloween costume that celebrates sweet treats? When people see your toddler dressed in such a cute outfit, they'll probably feel like giving her all of the chocolate bars, sour gummy strings, taffy, bubblegum, fruit chews and candy corn they have. Which is just fine with your little clown! You can explain later that even superstar circus performers like herself still have to share with the ringmaster (that's definitely you.)
Magic Can HappenYour child may be the new kid at school, but their social capital is about to blow up! When they step into the school costume parade dressed in this Kid's Inflatable Blue Unicorn Costume, everyone will want to know who this new student is, what mystical land they came from, and everything about them. You have always known your little one is pure magic, and now everyone else can see it, too! Before you know it, your child will be asking you to drive them to play dates, birthday parties, and unicorn-themed sleepovers. Isn't it fun to watch them fit into their new school and neighborhood so seamlessly? And all because of this awesome unicorn costume that shows that they take fun, Halloween, and unicorns, very seriously. All the important things in life!Product DetailsThere are unicorn costumes, and then there are UNICORN costumes. And this, friends, is the latter. It's the pure essence of unicorn-ness, in one costume. It brings the magic of the unicorn world to life right before your child's eyes. This unicorn is blue with pink accents on its hooves, a rainbow mane, a golden horn, and well, an overwhelming sense of unicornity. Is that a word? It should be! It's no wonder everyone in school wants to befriend your bold little foal—who doesn't want to be on good terms with a beautiful unicorn?Get on the HornGo ahead and tell everyone you know about how awesome this inflatable kid's costume is. The more unicorns in the world, the better. That's our motto, at least!
Big Top SwapSure, sure. The circus is super FUN. Nothing scary about a bunch of clowns. Or lions. Or the music. Yup. Nothing bone-chilling about any of that. Except for...everything! Swap "creepy" for "fun" and now you know how we feel about the circus. It's a spooky wonderland of strange people and circumstances, and you never know what will happen. This Plus Size Men's Scary Ringmaster Costume will help bring your eerie vision of the Big Top to life this Halloween. If you don't believe us that the circus can be scary, then we'll just ask you: You've seen this costume, right? You want that showing up at your door at 2 in the morning? And we mentioned the clowns, right?Product DetailsIf you want to feel truly amazed, check out how much detail went into this exclusive costume's jacket, shirt front, pants, and hat. The crimson red velvet tailcoat jacket has a cool cutaway detail and fringed satin epaulets. The piece fastens with a chain across antique brass buttons, while satin embellishments definitely say "I'm the leader of this (scary) show." And just check out this top hat. It looks pretty normal, right? Now put it alongside the rest of this getup and it instantly becomes creepy, right? Take Center StageYou may not win many friends in this freaky costume, but you'll likely win several costume contests. See for yourself just how menacing and formidable you feel when you slip on this costume. We'd hate to find ourselves trapped on your circus train!
A HUNDRED LOOKS IN ONE!When you think about it, most of the characters of Toy Story are working with a pretty hefty disadvantage. If they want to try to convey their feelings to Andy, Bonnie, or any of the other human characters that populate the world, there isn't much of a way to do it! It isn't like they can be particularly expressive when they are made of plastic or porcelain! But, that's where Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head have solid strengths! With a quick flip of the eyebrow, they can go from a happy "let's go for it" attitude to one of "you aren't going to put me in there, are you!?" A bright smile says that they love the new Buzz Lightyear companion. Flip that over for a look of utter horror to let Andy know he should rethink the games he's playing! And, if they just can't watch the scary movie for a second longer, they can always ditch their eyes until the spooky parts are over! PRODUCT DETAILSThankfully, the ever-changing looks of the Potato Head family can belong to you and your kids, too! This Mrs. and Mrs. Potato Head costume is a deluxe and officially licensed look from Toy Story fame. This is an easy jumpsuit with ears sewn onto the side. Your kiddo can place the eyes, mouth, nose, and other character face parts all over the costume as desired with hook and loop connections to create whatever look they want! KNOW WHAT THEY'RE THINKINGThanks to the Potato Head family's ability to reshape their faces on a whim, your kiddo can let you know how they feel with a quick change, too! Candy Bar treats for Halloween? Happy face! The brand new kale and asparagus wraps? Well, they might just hide their mouth for that one!
Running the Show He's the person everyone looks to for direction. He's the most charming, the loudest, and the best at getting everyone's attention in the blink of an eye. He's....your baby! Actually, we were going to say "the circus ringmaster!" but we realized that what we were describing applies really well to a cute little one with a loud squeal and a talent for wrapping everyone around his little finger. Sound like anyone you know? Product DetailsThis Ringmaster Costume for Infants is yet more proof that your little one was born to be in the spotlight! Your little showstopper will look amazing in the jumpsuit that's designed to look like a dress suit. A bright red "coat" with gold trim, black lapels and gold fringe is accented by a vest-shaped inset printed with a brocade pattern. The white straight point collar is decorated with a red bow. The black bottoms look like suit pants. Top it off with the top hat! The Crowd Goes WildWhat was your favorite part of the tonight's circus? Some people enjoyed the huge elephants best, some preferred the lion tamers, still others were amazed by the daring flips and tricks performed by the acrobats. For us, the best part of all was actually the ringmaster. He was just so cute! He didn't have to do anything at all except smile and babble and chew on his fingers, and it was better than all of the other acts put together. What time is the encore?
All Fired UpIs there anything better than a good old-fashioned circus? We would love to watch a picturesque troop pull into town on a colorful train! Just imagine the bright banners with clowns blowing trumpets out the windows. But here's the thing, the vibe of modern circuses has changed a little bit. They're a little smaller. There are fewer animals, which isn't a bad thing. Those elephants need their freedom! Maybe you'll just need to start your very own old-fashioned circus. We bet you know a few kids who'll volunteer for the job. Product Details & DesignAny circus performer needs a ring of fire to keep an air of suspense alive in the show. No burns necessary with this hoop of fire! While this hoop is super simple with flames looped over plastic tubing. At twenty-seven inches wide with a shock of colorful flames, this hoop is sure to stand out in photos and playtime. No Running Away RequiredWant to bring back the golden circus era? No need to jump a train to find a troupe! Everyone in your family can have a job! Dad will make a great clown with a tripping pun joke routine. Mom can be a juggler or lion tamer, she has a lot of experience keeping those kids wrangled in in the wild. Of course, then you'll have to recruit one of your kiddos to be the lion. Top it all off with a baby strongman and a few choice props and your little troupe will be the best in the land!
Are you ready to usher back the reign of the happy clown? Well, we think it's about time! Those clown naysayers have had the floor long enough. So, don those cheery pastel colors, make sure your balloons are organized, and tighten the laces of your giant shoes. Today is your turn! What's your clowning specialty? You don't really seem like you're the slap stick type, tumbling over yourself as you run from a Billy goat in a circus ring. Hey, you might be that kind of clown, how should we know? We've never been to clown college! It's just that your fashionable look suggests your clowning abilities are more refined. You might take cartwheeling to a whole new level or maybe you're a talented juggler. Whatever your talent is, we're confident of one thing: you are not a mime! With this cotton candy hair of yours, we're sure that you have much more fun than those monochromatic folks. This slightly curled hair with all the volume you can ask for is sure to stand out in a crowd, clown crowd or otherwise. Now all you need to do is decide on your clown name!
Lean Into ItSo, you've been invited to the annual 'Adult Humor' party. There are always some pretty inventive costumes at such a gathering. Play-on-word costumes are a standard. You can probably expect a couple of sausage-related costumes and at least one crop top that features enormous fruit along the bustline. You know there will be the Plug & Outlet couples' costume featured at least twice. (Probably more.) Each of them fully deserve the wry chuckle for the pinnacle of suggestive humor. But, if you want a real reaction, you have to go all the way. Who needs an implication when you can just show up in the full glory that is the theme of the gathering? Folks might stifle a laugh as they ask which way you lean... but you can turn those giggles into a full uproar when you show up, fully loaded, in a costume that hides behind nothing! Product DetailsWe have to be frank. If you want the most outrageous costume for your adult humor party, it's time to go for the gold. It's time for the Giant Inflatable Penis costume. There's no bones about it. This costume looks like a giant penis. When you slide into the costume and secure your arms and ankles, turn on the fan and your costume will fill up with air! Maintain vision through the mesh mask, even if your stride may be restrained. In no time, you're ready to waddle into the room and let folks go nuts with laughter at your undeniable stones. A costume like this takes... guts, obviously! Is That a Costume in your Pocket?The jokes will practically write themselves when you wear this most direct of adult humor costumes. Flip the switch and bring your Inflatable Penis costume to life. All that's next is figuring out where to wear your crown for winning King of the Costume Contest!
A recruitment offerDid you catch that all-important email? Scroll down your inbox just a touch, and look for a very special note. Because when you click open, you will see that you've got a fantastic opportunity from one of the world's most premiere circuses. That's right, they want you to be their next Ringmaster. Are you up for it?You might be rather surprised they'd give you a shot, since you're seemingly short on the qualifications, but we're sure you've got that special something that they're really looking for. Style, panache, and the ability to crack a whip, too! Even if you're still working on that whip handling, don't sweat it. Just fake it till you make it!Of course, you're going to want to prepare before you hop out on a flight to meet your traveling crew, so we suggest suiting up with a style that will have you ready for the glamorous life under the big top. And we would most certainly suggest this Ravishing Ringmaster costume. It's elite, it's stylish, and it's ready to help you run the show!Design & DetailsThis Ravishing Ringmaster costume in plus sizes is made and designed right here at HalloweenCostumes.com. And that means it's a Made by Us exclusive! We put extra attention into our costume designs, and this style most certainly delivers. It comes with the hat, bowtie, vest, jacket, and pants. All with exquisite detail! All you'll need to complete the style is costume boots and maybe, just maybe, that whip. We have both available as costume accessories if you don't have them at home!the big showWe're all about getting as close to the real deal as possible. And while you (probably) won't be suiting up for a circus assignment any time soon, it's a fun and unique costume style for your next party. So, go in this Ravishing Ringmaster costume, and get ready for the big show!
Unforgettable 420 FashionThere are a lot of pharmaceuticals to choose from when you are a big-time nurse or MD trying to treat a patient. Like any good physician, you must discover the problem before treating it with a solution. If your patient has back pain, you give them an anti-inflammatory. Bad allergies? You provide them with an antihistamine. Yes, those are just over-the-counter medications, but you get our point.Well, the best remedy for not knowing what to wear this Halloween is our Sexy Perfect Prescription Costume for Women. It's Halloween, so lucky, you'll have plenty of people to practice on. Speaking of medicine, if you know your way around some pharmaceuticals or simply are looking for a cute and quirky costume for the next Halloween bash, check out this Sexy Perfect Prescription Costume for Women.Product DetailsThis costume is excellent for 420 friendlies who also need a sexy women's outfit for the holidays. Oh, and we can't forget the best part about this costume—you get to be a nurse! Who doesn't love a nurse? You will look and feel great in your green and white get-up, complete with weed leaf designs throughout. So before you put your lighters in the air, pick up our Sexy Perfect Prescription Costume for Women!
Don't Stop You NowWe wonder how stop signs became so recognizable. There is an apparent reason—we use them all of the time. But back in 1915, there were all sorts of versions of stop signs depending on what part of the country you lived in. Can you imagine trying to break at a yellow warning or yielding at an orange and black one? It must have been a nightmare. Luckily, in 1922, the American Association of Highway Officials, or AASHO, standardized the stop sign we know for the whole country.Okay, enough for the history lesson. You are here for a funny costume. Better yet, you're here for a sign costume. All signs are essential, but the stop sign easily has the most swag out of the bunch. If you want an exclusive adult costume that will give you some authority at the next car costume convention, check out this Stop Sign Costume for Adults, exclusively made by us.
Someone Get This Man a Bamboo!Pandas are the pudgy, adorable, bumbling goofs of the bear world. They're roly-poly and sweet looking. and are absolutely cuddle-able. Get on board with the panda pudge and suit up in this Inflatable Adult Panda Costume. (Plus, nobody will expect you to get anywhere fast.) Grab a stick of bamboo, find a cozy place to snuggle up, and don't even worry about picking up a partner. Just do your own thing, at your own pace, and enjoy the easy panda life.Product DetailsInflatable costumes are magic. They look like you did a lot, but are the lowest-key costume ever. Just step in, zip up, and hit the "on" switch on the battery pack. (Oh, and don't forget 4 AA batteries--they're not included.) The fan in the battery pack do all the work! Within minutes, you're fully inflated and ready to live large. Elastic around the wrists and ankles keep everything in place (and how cute are those pink panda paws?) Convince a group of friends to go in on these together and start your own flash mob. T-rex costumes on TikTok are out. Pandas are in!Don't Be a Sad PandaEven South Park knew that pandas shouldn't be sad. And who could be sad when you show up dressed as a panda? This inflatable suit zips up the back and inflates instantly thanks to a self-contained battery pack. No need for tons of add-on accessories or costume makeup. Let the inflatable to all the talking!
Almost Too PopularIt's true. You're the rock star of the vegetable world. Kumquats, eggplant, and other garden dwellers often look with envy upon your glistening ruby sphere. They wish they were as beloved as you - that someone had come up with something to make out of them that is as amazing as ketchup. What they don't realize, though, is that popularity has its price. Sometimes you want to live a normal life: One where people aren't always trying to take your photograph, or slice you for a double cheeseburger. When you want to go out to dinner, your options are mostly limited to sushi restaurants, since Italian, Mexican, and other food ethnicities see you walk in the door and ask if you want to head back to the kitchen to *cough* help out a little bit. We all know what THAT means. Product Details Everyone's favorite vegetable is back and larger than life! This exclusively designed Adult Inflatable Tomato Costume is a true original that will have everyone at your next Halloween party exclaiming over your unique costume (and maybe trying to convince you to help them make the salsa for the chips and dip appetizer. Say no.) The inflatable bodysuit covers you from neck to upper thighs, with openings for your head, arms and legs. Green leaf detail at the neck opening proves your delicious, juicy, vine-ripened status. An attached fan keeps you pleasantly plump all night long. Pair it with a neutral shirt and pair of pants, and prepare for compliments! Pass the VeggiesYou could scour the grocery store forever and never find a tomato as mouthwatering as this one! Even people who struggle to like vegetables will have no trouble welcoming this delectable costume.