When it comes to Jester Skull Canes, there are two schools of thought. The more traditional school is serious about jester skulls, writing them into plays, for instance, so that the main character can make contemplative speeches about life and death. But more modern attitudes toward jester skulls are a little less reverent. That's why this particular Jester Skull Cane gets to be so much more fun!Ashes to ashes, and to everything there is a season, and so on. But wouldn't a normal skull cane be enough to make most people to slow down and ponder life's mysteries? Why would you need to add a diabolical jester's cap and hypnotic black-and-white striping for that? You wouldn't! So this isn't your grandparents' Jester Skull Cane. It's a sinister baton made for a wicked-looking agent of chaos and lover of mayhem, or the unrepentant ringmaster of a high-octane thrill circus!
Flower PowerOne only needs to look on Insta to see that plants and flowers are BIG right now. Like, huge. And while succulents had their moment and some could call 2020 the year of the Monstera, there's only one flower that can claim its place as a true perennial, time and time again. Who needs trends when you can become a true classic?A red rose is iconic. A red rose whispers of romance. It sings of mysterious floral deliveries from secret admirers. Of Valentine's Day dinners and honeymoon suites and winter bouquets. It calls to mind late nights walking the streets of Paris, hand in hand, accordion music floating in the background. Maybe we're waxing poetic, but that's the thing about a red rose...it inspires romantic ideals and sweeps you off your feet. If that sounds like your cup of tea, then this Women's Red Rose Costume has your name written all over it (in swirly calligraphy, no less)! Swoon. Product DetailsThis strapless jumpsuit is exclusive to us and styled to perfection! Step into the rose's stem—by way of green velvety pants—and zip up the petal-adorned bustier-style top. This piece offers the perfect amount of flirty romance, with its rich colors that paint you in pretty tones and its contours that hug your form. This costume requires little accessorizing to be absolutely breathtaking—the finest things in life are often the simplest.Rose to the OccasionWell, we think it's safe to safe you've outdone yourself in terms of Halloween costumes. But why not take this look out on the town for a night? Or to the grocery store? Bloom where you are planted, as they say!
Some masks make you cringe in fear, other make you smile. This mask kinda just makes us feel a little..weird. We giggle for awhile and then we just have to look away. If you are looking to let out your inner geek with a goofy nerdy look, don't go through all the trouble of altering your appearance. Get in the mind of a geek and work smarter, not harder. Why deal with all the hassle when you can just wear this unique Geeked Out Mask? Add a button-up shirt tucked into a pair of slacks that are pulled up to your belly button, and maybe a bow tie or a pocket protector, or both, and your transformation is complete. If you don't want to deal with everyone asking you for help with their math or science homework, there is a simple solution. Just stare at someone while you peer out from your calculator or notebook and maybe waggle those eyebrows around. You're certain to give off the whole 'creepy nerd' vibe and keep unwanted questions at bay.
If you find yourself spending your days slipping on banana peels you inconveniently placed yourself, or if you find yourself vaulting over the fence in your yard to throw pies at unsuspecting neighbors, or you spend hours in front of the mirror every day, caking your face with so much makeup it ends up looking like paint, then—well, you have a problem. The good news for you is that you have a very specific problem, unlike those chumps who can't find love or are trying to invest in the stock market. For this dilemma, meanwhile, you have but two options: You can stuff your bags with all your red noses, wigs, and prank props and hoof it to clown school, or you can simply dress the part and get back out to doing your thing!We've got the hook up if you're partial to the latter. Bottom line: this silly behavior means you're a clown at heart at the very least, and the only way for you to ever be happy is to put on a wacky costume like this—ideally, paired with a set of big floppy shoes. They would match the pink satin polka dot dress, the matching hair scrunchies, and the oversized hoop-skirt... Well, as much as anything could match big floppy shoes. Make us proud, you glorious, awkward clown. Don't forget us when your face is plastered on circus posters across the nation!
Oh, what big teeth you have! is usually not what you expect to hear when someone sees a baby for the first time. That's probably what you would expect to hear when someone first sees a horse, a beaver, or a grizzled champion sweet corn eater, but not an innocent baby human! However, history has proven that not only is anything possible, everything has probably already happened, and many times. But, on the off-chance there actually hasn't been a huge-toothed baby yet, you can get ahead of the curve with this Two Front Teeth Pacifier! Everyone will be doing double-takes as they see this big, cartoonish, buck tooth grin on your baby's little face. It's made of BPA-free plastic, so luckily these chompers don't require any flossing or brushing. Think of all the conversations about infant costumes and baby orthodontia it'll spark too.
Masters of MarketingPeople have been using outdoor advertising to sell their wares and services since ancient times. Egyptians started marketing off by carving hieroglyphs into steel. And while handbills and printed ads dappled the streets from the B.C.s through the 1700s, advertising hit a new level when the automobiles were invented. That's right, billboards were invented almost as soon as cars hit the road! After that advertising exploded with hot air balloons, electric signs, and of course, the radio. But road trip advertising changed forever after the wacky, inflatable tube man hit the car lot scene in the nineties! Before that, it was all signs and lights. Now, there was a brightly colored dancing giant, beckoning bored passengers to look at his wares. The evolution of advertising has been a wild road, but it's all been worth it to witness the antics of this legendary advertising schtick!Design & DetailsThis red inflatable costume is hilarious and ready to party. Made by Us, you'll like the details that both make this costume stand out and make sure your costume weathers all sorts of Halloween events. The suit zip up the back, with a fan attached next to the opening for easy access to the controls. The face has a wide smoky panel for a smile, allowing you limited vision without interrupting the disguise. Running on batteries, this costume is a catchy advertisement for your Halloween antics!Dance floor ReadyWhen you're heading out to a costume party, taking the dance floor into account is key. After all, the dance floor is the best part of plenty of parties! You won't have to come up with a specific kind of dance when you slip into this costume, just look at video clips of the original wacky inflatable man and you'll be ready to groove!
A Brush with DangerCan you imagine what it would be like to be a tooth? There are no other body parts that are crowded around their other counterparts. Fingers have room to breathe, toes have a little elbow room even if they're in a shoe, but teeth are all up against each other in a dark, crowded room. Those pearly whites have got to get along! From the morals to the canines, they spend all their time together. And while they eat well, they see a lot of danger along the way.Remember all the times your mom told you not to open wrappers with your teeth? Yeah, those were nightmare moments for your chompers. And then there were the times you chewed on ice cubes or muscled your way through a toffee candy bar, all were times of trial for your mouth. And yet, your pearly whites didn't give up on you! Do you want to celebrate all the adventures that your ivories have helped you through? Slip into this tooth tunic and your mouth is sure to feel appreciated!Design & DetailsThis brilliant white tooth tunic is Made by Us. It's easy to slip into this disguise as it zips up the back. The foam-backed tunic has a tooth while the shoulders can be stuffed for a healthy-looking moral shape. Light-weight and foldable, this costume can be stashed for many costumed occasions to come!Put a Smile OnThis costume is a great choice for dentists and smile enthusiasts. While we won't suggest eating sticky candy in public while wearing this costume because that would be a very bad influence. Whether you're dressing up for an oral health presentation or you just want to get a little mouthy on Halloween, you're sure to love rocking this toothsome costume!
Happy with the JavelinasThe desert isn't for everyone. Some people just don't understand the appeal of sand, wind, and sun. But some people, such as your kiddo, are drawn to the wide-open spaces of the west. They love the creatures of the landscape. The little lizards that skitter on sun-warmed rocks, the quail mommas that hurry into the underbrush with their chicks in a line behind her, the coyotes that howl just after the sun goes down. Let's not forget the little piggies of the desert, the javelinas. Every desert creature is special. And because of that, it would be hard for your desert-loving child to decide which animal to dress up for on Halloween night. Instead of dressing up as an animal, why not offer them a brilliant solution? By disguising themself as the iconic Saguaro cactus, they can watch all the wild desert goings-on. Think of this cactus costume as a backstage pass to all the desert drama!Details & DesignThis Kid's Cactus Costume has a unique look designed by our in-house creative team. The hooded bodysuit covers his or her whole body and zips up the front, making it a quick look to change into. The sleeves fold over their hands with simple slits so their fingers can still function for trick-or-treating. Which is pretty darn important! The trunk of the cactus jumpsuit ends in two shoe covers that will cover whatever footwear kind of footwear they'd like. Topped off with a pink bloom, this cactus is sure to be a hit with javelinas and neighbors, alike!West is BestFalling in love with all things western is easy to do. It's a fascination that's usually life long. That's why having a simply shaped costume that your boy or girl can wear year after year is a great thing. Because even if your child is living in the big city with all of its concrete trappings, this Cactus Costume will make them feel much closer to the wide-open spaces they crave!
This Costume Is BananasYour little monkeys climb over, around, and under everything 364 days a year. Let them be a real monkey on Halloween, but slow them down a bit with this Inflatable Child Monkey Costume. They may even want to slow down to let people admire what they're wearing!Product DetailsThis costume looks like a lot, but it's one piece and doesn't have any small accessories to misplace or lose. A battery pack takes four AA batteries (not included) and airs up this costume in a flash. Just have your kiddo step in. Elastic around the ankles and wrists ensure they won't be floating around inside. Adjust their face inside the face hole. Then hit the on switch and your work is done. The monkey's face is screen printed on, giving it a surprising expression--with your kid's own face as the mouth! There's plenty of room underneath to bundle up, without ruining the overall effect. You'll feel like you've won Halloween when you hear all the "oohs" and "aaahs" (or are they "ooh ooh ahh ahhs"?) this costume will get.Inflate FunSome costumes require extra pieces, tiny accessories, or elaborate makeup. Others are ruined when winter boots, jackets, and hats are required thanks to the weather. Worry about none of that when you choose this Inflatable Child Monkey Costume! All you need is four AA batteries (not included). Hit the "on" switch, and your Halloween night is ready to start. However, we take no responsibility for a Halloween haul of just bananas.
Clever GirlSick of costumes that require pounds of greasy makeup, hot, sweaty layers of fabric, or are impossible to remove without help? Or maybe you're trying to avoid direct contact with people, especially these days. Short people, rejoice--finally, a costume that will make you seem tall! This inflatable, fan-powered red dinosaur costume has everything even the most particular costume-seeker needs. Plus, who doesn't love dinosaurs!?Product DetailsThis inflatable costume runs on a battery-operated fan (4 AAs, not included, so don't forget to grab a pack!) The dinosaur's body is actually a bodysuit that is easily zipped up or down with a pull tab on the inside. No dino wrangler needed to get in our out. Elastic bands at the ankles make walking around a cinch. Your feet, hands, and head are fully enclosed inside the costume, keeping you safe from germs, melted candy, or other risky Halloween hazards. A clear vinyl panel in the dino's mouth gives clear access to everything happening around you. But you won't need to look around much. Everyone else will be too busy getting out of your way as you (now a 7-foot-tall prehistoric predator) dominate the party. Watch out--there's a tail, too!Trick-or-T-RexThe t-rex was the king of the dinosaurs. This huge inflatable costume will make you the king of Halloween. It's big, bright, and airy, and who doesn't love dressing up as their favorite dino? The only challenge you'll have now is how to hold all your candy with your little t-rex arms.
I’m blue, da ba dee, da ba daa, Da ba dee, da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee, da ba daa, da ba dee, da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee, da ba daaWe took a survey around the office, and Eiffel 65’s crossover Eurodance earworm “Blue” (helpfully subtitled “Da Ba Dee”) was the number-one song we’d all call into Radio Disney to request when we were kids. Your child will be singing its catchy strains again in no time in this Blue Second Skin.Maybe, like Tobias Fünke from Arrested Development, your child is gripped by a desire to join the Blue Man Group. While we haven’t heard that the New York performance art trio-gone-Vegas mainstays are accepting junior members, this Blue Second Skin has got to be just about the best way for your kid to get a head start practicing what it’s like to be blue all the time––and without getting blue paint all over everything they come into contact with. There’d be no question of whether or not they’d brushed their teeth if everything they touched was stained blue, but it doesn’t really seem worth the trade-off in Mr. Clean Magic Erasers.Don’t just feel blue––be blue in this form-fitting jumpsuit. Your talented kid can start a musical group, a miming troupe, or just be the person having the most fun at the party because no one can tell who you are. If your child likes to blend into the ocean, the sky, and amidst Smurfs, they’re sure to feel at home in this Blue Second Skin. If nothing else, they can be the “before” picture to Violet Beauregarde’s blueberry transformation.
Performer ExtraordinareDo you hear that? It’s the roar of the crowd, cheering for you! As you stand just outside the red-and-white tent flaps, you can hear them screaming for the ringmaster – that master of the circus, the king of all party-throwers! Amidst the many dazzling spectacles, the ringmaster is the figure that all eyes follow. Even the clowns on unicycles, the fearsome lions and tigers, the adorably plump trained seals, and the dizzying acrobats can’t compete with the ringmaster’s charisma. He plays the crowd like a grand piano, drawing on their excitement and their sense of wonder to produce a show like no one has ever seen before. That’s show business, baby!Design & DetailsDazzle and delight in your Spotlight Ringmaster Men’s Costume! Such an incredibly dashing entertainer needs an incredibly dashing costume, don’t you agree? We’ve got you covered. The 100 percent polyester satin red tailcoat pairs beautifully with the black trouser pants embellished with gold trim. The vest front features gold swirl brocade detail. Add the black top hat for the crowning touch (pardon our pun). Its red satin trim is as delightful as its collapsible design.Big Top Fun Long after the circus is over, everyone will still be talking about the incredible ringmaster! Whether partying with your friends or hosting a show to end all shows, you’ll be ready for anything in your Spotlight Ringmaster Men’s Costume.
How Slow Can You Go? Sloths aren't so great at track meets and you'll never see one compete in the Indy 500, but boy are they champions at taking the scenic route. Sloths move so slowly that they frequently forget where they were originally planning to go and just decide to catch a few zzz's instead. Are they relatable or what? Product DetailsDo things at your own speed when you wear this laugh-out-loud Inflatable Sloth Costume for Adults! The one-piece outfit is made of sturdy white and brown polyester windbreaker fabric with a zipper up the back that makes it easy (although not necessarily fast) to get in and out of. A fan installed behind your left hip keeps you inflated for as long as you're wearing the costume, and the fully enclosed feet, complete with faux sloth toes, ensures that minimal air escapes. Two attached sloth arms inflate until they stick out to each side as though ready for a giant sloth hug. Human-sized brown mitts are attached to each arm so that you can use your own hands. The fully enclosed oversized head is printed with eyebrows, eyes, a nose, and the mouth is fitted with a clear plastic viewing port. You'll need to be able to see in order to pick out the perfect location for napping. Rest Is BestWhy join the rat race when you could look amazing while chilling on a comfortable branch. Zip up your costume and then give yourself permission to relax. Putting on an outfit this awesome is the only "work' you need to do today.
One Ring to Rule Them AllNot many people realize how competitive the circus life is. First, there's the competition that goes on between the folks under the big top. Then there's all the competition that goes on between other circuses. When animal activists protested the last circ, Baroness Rubies' Circus retired their elephants and gave their act an artsy touch with paper mache elephants. Then Professor Hubstars' Traveling Circus show modernized their show with vicious looking mechanical animals. It was creepy with a touch of Steam Punk and proved to be popular. The Baroness wasn't about to be outdone. She came up with the longest chain of trapeze artists the world had ever seen. The act ended with the last trapeze artist walking on their hands on the ground while eating popcorn. That was a hit too. But you might be curious, what does the lion tamer do in these animal cruelty-free circus acts? Well, those mechanical and paper mache animals can get out of control. Not only is this character amazing with a whip trick, she'll have any mechanical animal begging for an oil can in no time!Product DetailsThis stunning black and red ensemble will make you look like you were born to run the circus! The red top has printed gold detailing along the front and sequins along the peplum flair. Lion tamers will love the military-style fringe along the shoulders and the dramatic square neckline. Layer the sleek black stretch leggings under boots and throw on the gorgeous top hat to finish your ensemble. That's the TicketAre you ready to start the show? Finish off this look with a pair of dramatic boots, elbow length gloves, and one of our whip props. This look will be one for the books. Just don't be surprised if opening night sells out!
Don't Stop You NowWe wonder how stop signs became so recognizable. There is an apparent reason—we use them all of the time. But back in 1915, there were all sorts of versions of stop signs depending on what part of the country you lived in. Can you imagine trying to break at a yellow warning or yielding at an orange and black one? It must have been a nightmare. Luckily, in 1922, the American Association of Highway Officials, or AASHO, standardized the stop sign we know for the whole country.Okay, enough for the history lesson. You are here for a funny costume. Better yet, you're here for a sign costume. All signs are essential, but the stop sign easily has the most swag out of the bunch. If you want an exclusive adult costume that will give you some authority at the next car costume convention, check out this Stop Sign Costume for Adults, exclusively made by us.
A Bit of a StretchIf we were living back in the 1950s and told you about our idea for a TV show revolving around a stretchy green stick guy, you'd probably have thought we were crazy. But the show would be even stranger than that, we'd eagerly insist: There would be a talking red pony, villains with cube-shaped heads, a yellow dinosaur who aspired to be a detective, a flying blue mermaid who could spit blue goo balls, a mastodon and a chicken.But the joke would be on you, dear reader, because our... ahem, we mean Art Clokey's idea... would result in the beloved Gumby franchise, which has managed to spawn two television series, a feature-length film and other things. Even if you don't know Gumby's name, you surely recognize him when you see him. He's been part of pop culture for decades now, so we couldn't agree with you more when you say he would make a great costume for your next party.Product DetailsIt doesn't take any stretch of the imagination to see how you'll be the star of your next costume party in this Adult Inflatable Gumby Costume. This exclusive, officially licensed green bodysuit features a printed Gumby face, complete with a 3D nose and mesh-covered character eyes. It utilizes a fan installed in the back to inflate. (The fan requires four AA batteries, not included, and a Phillips-head screwdriver is required to open the battery pack.) The bodysuit has a back zipper for easy wear, along with elastic at the wrists and ankles for a comfy fit.Stretchy FunOnce you slip into this Gumby costume, you'll be all set for some fun adventures, especially if you can round up Pokey, Prickle and Goo. Just watch out for the G and J Blockheads!
Protect and SwerveIf you're a jester (and we're guessing you are since you've landed here), then you know that all that hilarity and physical comedy comes with a price—a lot of bumps and bruises! Juggling pins fall on your head and, well, things can get a little clumsy sometimes. That's why it's important to invest in the right jester hat—one that will keep you looking the part but also protected from all those classic jester injuries that come with the job. This Wacky Rainbow Plush Jester Hat does just that. It gives your jester look a lift from its fun color pattern, but the plush material will also enable you to take a few bonks without a bruise—and we have to say, the look on your face when you drop something on your head is pretty laugh-worthy! Just note: this hat is not fireproof. So if you choose to juggle anything on fire, we can't help ya there!Product DetailsThis hat is a classic...with a twist! It's the shape of an iconic court jester's cap, with the umbrella-like arms hanging overhead. But, this piece is also a total original—with its bold rainbow stripes and fluffy-plush construction—just like you!
Funny BusinessNice clowns are kind of amazing when you think about it. They're adept comedy performers who can put on a hilarious show while wearing a flashy and impractical getup complete with ruffles and red plastic noses. On the other hand, evil clowns are kind of amazing too. How do they manage to sneak up on people while wearing those shoes? Product DetailsDo as much clowning around as you want while wearing your exclusive Deluxe Clown Shoes for Adults! The Oxford-style shoes come with red laces and have lightly textured anti-skid heels. The uppers are made of blue, yellow, and red faux patent leather and the shoes come with red laces. Silliest Foot ForwardIf you're planning to run away to join the circus, or just planning a clown costume for Halloween, you'll need the right accessories! Add these shoes to your water-squirting flower and your colorful, curly wig, and you'll be ready to step into the circus ring.
Magic Can HappenYour child may be the new kid at school, but their social capital is about to blow up! When they step into the school costume parade dressed in this Kid's Inflatable Blue Unicorn Costume, everyone will want to know who this new student is, what mystical land they came from, and everything about them. You have always known your little one is pure magic, and now everyone else can see it, too! Before you know it, your child will be asking you to drive them to play dates, birthday parties, and unicorn-themed sleepovers. Isn't it fun to watch them fit into their new school and neighborhood so seamlessly? And all because of this awesome unicorn costume that shows that they take fun, Halloween, and unicorns, very seriously. All the important things in life!Product DetailsThere are unicorn costumes, and then there are UNICORN costumes. And this, friends, is the latter. It's the pure essence of unicorn-ness, in one costume. It brings the magic of the unicorn world to life right before your child's eyes. This unicorn is blue with pink accents on its hooves, a rainbow mane, a golden horn, and well, an overwhelming sense of unicornity. Is that a word? It should be! It's no wonder everyone in school wants to befriend your bold little foal—who doesn't want to be on good terms with a beautiful unicorn?Get on the HornGo ahead and tell everyone you know about how awesome this inflatable kid's costume is. The more unicorns in the world, the better. That's our motto, at least!
Big Booger BabyThe peak of humor is, without a doubt, pure grossness. Unadulterated, disgusting, putrid, vile, and viscous goop dripping from an overlarge, screwed up baby face? LOL. Maybe your baby looks like this on the regular? Maybe you’re just letting your inner kid out to the real world one night each year as part of a horrific curse? Doesn’t matter, it’s all in good fun.One thing is for sure, if you wear this costume, you will definitely meet the love of your life at the party. Women and men love to see confidence, and nothing says confidence like showing up to a party replete with sexy crayons, witches, and pirates dressed in the Adult Big Booger Baby Costume.Product DetailsIn case you need it, this Adult Big Booger Baby Costume comes with a giant diaper, complete with elastic waistband and leg openings. The pullover top is reversible, with one side being pink and the other blue, allowing you to flaunt your style. The 13-inch bottle and 10-inch pacifier should be enough to really sell the baby aspect, if people didn’t pick it up from the diaper and giant baby mask. Speaking of which, the mask is held on by an elastic band around the back and comes equipped with holes to attach the booger-esque slime. The bib and bonnet are each held on by fabric ties. We have no doubt that if you wear this Adult Big Booger Baby Costume, you will be the most horrific-looking person at your party.Where’s my Mommy?This costume is so convincing that any nearby exhausted mothers who see you will be forced by the mother code to attempt to wipe your snotty face clean and return you to your mother. Sure, it will be awkward when you come clean and admit that you’re an adult in a big booger baby costume, but hey, that’s how it goes on Halloween.
When Skies Are GreyWe know. It's cheesy to call your child the sunshine of your life... but it's pretty true! Your little one always brightens up your day, and seems to turn any gloomy day into a day packed full of fun. Well, maybe it's time that you shared that light with the rest of the world, and we have just the outfit for that!Our in-house costume designers wanted to craft a costume that's just as lively and bright as your little one. That's why they created this adorable sun costume for toddlers! It's easy-to-wear and it brings a sunny attitude to any event!Fun DetailsThis Toddler Summer Sun Costume literally transforms your child into the sun! It's a simple, Made By Us design that's bright and cheerful to help your child share light with the world. The tunic-style top just slides on over your child's clothes, so it's easy to put on (even if your child is a little bit wiggly). The front of the tunic is shaped into a circle and has a happy face embroidered on it. Your child will be sharing the sunshine in no time!This toddler sun costume makes for a great Halloween costume, but another great use for this adorable outfit is for pre-school plays about the solar system and space-themed group costumes for the whole family!
Get on the BusKids say the darndest things, don’t they? Ask a kid what they want for breakfast and they’ll say lasagna. Take them to a fast food joint and they’ll ask for Cheerios. Ask them where babies come from and they will give you an immediate and elaborate story about a baby fairy. Ask them where the money comes from and they might say a “Money Bush.” Ask them where cats come from and they’ll tell you “the internet.” Seriously, what? Ask them if they are excited to ride on the school bus and, without skipping a beat, they tell you they’d rather be a school bus.Design & DetailsA soft matt jersey fabric, this unique costume is also made out of a soft foam material and it fits around your toddler’s shoulders, transforming him into a bright yellow school bus in the process. Your kid will be able to Vroom! Vroom! all the way through your home as the mass transportation vehicle of his dreams. Best of all, it’s one of our Made By Us costumes, so you can rest assured it was made with care by one of our in-house designers. You can worry less about the quality of the costume and more about what in the world your little one will say next. Just make sure to teach him all the rules of the road before you send him off into the backyard to bring all those lucky people to class!Let's Go For a DriveWe aren’t going to ask anymore questions. Far be it from us to impede those burgeoning and lively imaginations. In fact, we want to help kids realize their goals, no matter how out-of-left-field they might seem. The craziest dreams are usually the ones most worth pursuing, an adult once told us. So, for the kiddo that wants to be, erm, a school bus… may we introduce to you our exclusive Toddler Ride in School Bus Costume!
A Lot of Clown-t at CourtOddly enough, one of the most important people in the Middle Ages was the court jester. This person was not only genuinely hilarious, but they also had the opportunity to regularly speak to the king, which most other courtiers could only dream of. That is the kind of power that a jester could get used to and use to gain wealth for themselves, or, if they were the scary kind of jester, to cause spooky mischief.That is what makes style choices so important for anyone who wants to pursue that kind of career at court. If you dress in a neutral way, no one will ever know where you stand and you won’t be as successful. So, it is important for every court jester to display their ethos and personality on their sleeve, whether they want to be good or bad.Merry and ScaryThat is where this Girl’s Clever Clown Child Costume excels! It has all the hallmarks of a smart and slightly wicked jester, while still being stylish and chic. The overall style dress and poofy-cuffed shirt place it well into the quirky jester category, while the dark colors declare it to be quite spooky. The matching hat and frilly neck add that extra little bit of comically scary feeling that will set you apart from the other wannabe clowns!Dressed for JestIf you are looking for that perfect clown costume that will make people think that you are very frightening indeed, then this is the costume for you! Your jokes will all land, since everyone will be laughing in nervous fear around you anyway!
Sometimes life gives you lemons. And some people seem to think that happiness is a big old pile of money, so they’ll tell you that times like these are perfect for opening a chain of lemonade stands. But at your age, it can be really tough to get a corporate empire off the ground—let alone file the appropriate paperwork. Don’t worry, though: you could always turn the tables just by dressing in a terrifying Child’s Sinister Jester Costume like this!You hear that, everybody? The joke’s on you! Nobody gets to tell us what to do with an unforeseen surplus of citrus! Now you’re going to have to put up with our corniest, most groan-inducing jokes until we’re sure you've had your daily dose of Vitamin C. And in case it’s been a while since you reviewed the latest dietary guidelines, you need a lot of it! So we could be here a while. Especially since knock-knock jokes aren’t exactly packed with nutrition! Mua-ha-ha!Wow, maybe we should look into a couple of these costumes for ourselves. Who knew that wearing a black-and-red jester suit with a nefarious skull mask could be so cathartic? And who knew that we had all that rage underneath our characteristic playfulness and optimism? Not us! But we’ll sort that out later: right now, we’ve got to make sure you get one of these awesome outfits. They look great, and they’ll really put you in touch with your inner chaotic prankster!
Riding a gorilla to a party is something most of us think we'll never do in our lives, but we'd be wrong! It's something anyone can do... including you! All you need is this Adult Ride on Monkey Costume! It's one of these fantastic double-take costumes that everyone will try to figure out. We recommend staying in character through the whole thing. This Monkey? Owes you a life debt. Name is Chippers. He's going to carry you around for the rest of your life, and all you have to do is give him a banana a couple times of day. It's win-win!
Have you ever wanted to run away to the circus? People still do it, you know. There's tight-rope walkers, the fire breathers, and trapeze artists. All of those activities sound pretty dangerous though. Those thrill seekers don't realize the way to an audience's heart isn't through fear and awe, but through shenanigans and jollification. When you're a clown the big top is your Broadway, your Hollywood. Your slapstick antics can shine nation-wide once you've entered that well-lit arena. There's no way to make it to the big top if you don't start at the little bottom. Like everything else, good clowning starts with the little things, and parties are perfect for the little things. Take the pom-poms on your patched up jacket, they're soft and squishy, as tempting to squeeze as that nose on your face. Everything about this classic ensemble says "I'm here to get zany". Whether your specialty is balloon animals or juggling, you just might be the one to rekindle the love of clowns in the next generation. Just be sure to complete the uniform with clunky shoes, red nose, and a rainbow wig. Show up fully assembled, because you never know when circus recruiters might be scouting out a birthday party. Bring innocent fun back to clowning, if anyone can do it, you can. All you need to do is practice that unique chuckle and come up with a really great clown name and you got this one in the bag. Before you know it you'll be traveling the cirque with the best of them!
It is the year 2017 -- the distant future. Robot men have taken over the world. It was easy for them after they discovered the humans’ only weakness: being shot by giant lasers. Once humankind was taken care of, they could finally go about establishing a robot utopia. Free microchips at every participating robot grocery store. Hot and cold running oil in every robot apartment building. And all of the trees are replaced with robo-recharging stations. Truly a paradise. What a time to not be alive.If you are a human but deep in your chest beats the cold, unfeeling heart of a robot, then you too may join the robots in their awesome new mechanical world. You will blend in perfectly with our Robot Hat, a shiny helmet with sweet antennae for receiving important robot signals. And remember: no one can hurt your feeling ever again if you don’t have feelings. Beep.
What do clowns and kids have in common? Both can cause equal amounts of terror! If you’re not a coulrophobe (a person who suffers from serious clown related phobias) or if you're not really afraid of young children running around wild and unabashed, then yes, this child Big Top Clown costume is for you and your young one. But if the thought of a kid in a clown costume terrifies you then please feel free to look at pirate costumes (we have a ton of those too)!This classic clown look will instantly transform any child into being a comedian worthy of performing under the big top. With a vibrant polyester top, coordinating pants, and a pretty-darn-silly collar, this costume will provide the garments to achieve your little one's desired look. Add some make-up, a wig, and oversized shoes (sold separately) to complete the look. We're sure that this kid's Big Top costume will be a fun addition to your child's big party, and that you absolutely won't have anything to fear. (From the kids or your little clown!)
Grey but GutsyDoes your little one want to dress as her hero? We get it. Who doesn't want to emulate their hero? And Grandma Gertie makes a great hero! She might be no spring chicken but she's definitely still having adventures. She went to Iceland last year and tried pickled shark and sat on an iceberg throne... until she got floated out to sea and had to be rescued by the coast guard. And then there's the time that Gertie heard her granddaughter was going to have a solo in her classes' spring concert and she traveled across three states with her granddaughter's favorite cupcakes. Or there are the simple things like the way she says "hello" like no one else when she talks to her grandkids on the phone. Or the way she gives the best hugs when you come in the door. What else should your little one want in a hero?Details & DesignThis Made by Us Grandma Gertie costume features a classic Grandma outfit that's sized just for your little one. The dress is adorable with a wide wing collar. It's layered under a long sleeve cardigan perfect for when there's a chill in the air. The whole look is topped off with the all-important gray wig and oversized glasses to make your kiddo's look ultra adorable!Never Gets OldFunny that a costume that's all about age never gets old for anyone around, no matter what age they are. Grandma and your kiddo are sure to get plenty of laughs on Halloween. And when this holiday is over, don't be surprised when your kiddo gets out her grey wig and big glasses to granny it up a little. You didn't think an interest in Wheel of Fortune would happen this early in life. But what can you do, a good costume can always change life for the better!
Winner, Winner!Every parent says it, but you mean it when you say you’re the luckiest person because you get to parent your little one. When you cheer milestone achievements (big or small), you're rewarded with a new smile, giggle, or shout. Of course, you already feel rewarded by their growth, but the extra treat just makes the next move they make more exciting. And once they passed the basics, your luck seemed to increase! At meals times, the mess is easier to clean. Your little one holds out their hands and puffs up their cheeks. They’ve even grabbed the rag to help out! When crawling was added to their skills, they listened well to your request that they stay where you could see them—no toppled probably-should-have-hidden-that objects to worry about when your baby stays close by. Suddenly quiet rooms are never scary. When your cutie quiets down, it’s because they’re taking a nap or “reading” a board book. Best of all, you can’t remember the last time you were woken in the middle of the night to warm a bottle. Score!Design & DetailsCelebrate winning the parenting lottery with this Money Bag Baby Costume from our talented team of in-house designers! Our team is familiar with your lucky feeling with a few parents in the mix, and this unique costume captures it well. The easy-to-wear outfit comes in two pieces. The bunting is made of super-soft velour and features a large dollar sign print on the front. Felt is used to create the dollar bills attached to the front of the bunting, creating a safe detail that your baby is sure to love playing with! The coordinating hat features the same velour and felt construction, plus a knit lining, and fits right on top of your baby’s head without using a chin strap. Simply slip the bunting over your little one’s legs and secure it over the shoulders with the hook-and-loop fastener strips.Lookin' Like a Million BucksWhether you feel you’ve won the jackpot with your kiddo or you’re looking for a fun way for them to join your Bonnie and Clyde costume, this Made By Us Money Bag Baby Costume is for you. Get your sweetie looking like a million bucks in this exclusive costume!
Chaser FortificationIf you're anything like us, you want to find the end of the rainbow. Whether it's the fabled pot of gold waiting there or a simple fascination with learning how far the colorful arch stretches that draws your interest, we get it! We're right there with you. We also probably share your frustration of wondering if we'll ever experience the magical moment. To fortify every rainbow-chaser's resolve to keep searching, we created these Follow the Rainbow Glasses!Design & DetailsKeep your eye on the prize with these exclusive novelty glasses! The rainbow-styled bridge and cloud-shaped lens frames are shaped from lightweight plastic that offers comfortable wearing. The blue-tinted and prescription-free lenses provide a bit of UV protection while the overall design adds a pop of color to any outfit or costume! Add the Made By Us accessory to your next parade look, dress-up box, or rainbow-chasing uniform to ensure countless magical moments!
Dressed to Invest Money can be confusing. How much do you spend? How much do you save? Why does it disappear so fast the day after payday? (Oh right, impulse shopping at two a.m. Oops.) But now that digital money is here, there are even MORE questions! For instance, how would digital money look if it were turned into a costume? Answer: Pretty awesome. Second question: Will people think that you know a lot about this kind of currency and want you to explain it? Answer: Hopefully not on the dance floor. Product DetailsYou won't need to explain your Bitcoin Costume for Adults for people to know how awesome it is! The hilarious unisex costume includes a sleeveless tunic made of sturdy metallic gold material. The front and the back of the costume are shaped like circles. They're each embossed with large Bs that resemble dollar signs, etched line patterns, and the words "Bitcoin Digital Decentralized Peer to Peer" written around the edges. The Future Is HereLong ago in ancient history, people traded for goods with other goods, or maybe sometimes with really shiny rocks. Then coin money was born, then paper money, then everyone started swiping to pay with cards. The next advancement - completely digital money - is already upon us, but even that isn't forward-thinking enough. Pretty soon, we'll all be walking around wearing our money like the ultimate fashion choice. This will probably make it harder to use the excuse "Do I look like I'm made of money?" for spending your cash when you don't want to.
Not only will you and your two pals be a hit at a party, but just imagine how many potential decisions you can help make in this Rock Paper Scissors Adult Costume! Are your friends deciding who has to take out the trash at the end of their house party? Inspire them to Rock, Paper, Scissors for it! Is your crew deciding who will call the rideshare? Rock, Paper, Scissors, you tell them! It's a simple game, and an ancient one. It’s the game everyone claims to be “amazing” at. What’s your strategy? Do you always throw rock? Do you tend to lay down paper until it “feels right” to switch to scissors? Don’t give away your secrets! Instead, you three should Rock, Paper, Scissors your way through the night and inspire others to do the same. Hey, maybe you picked this costume via a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors...that’s great! We applaud you.This group look is so quick and easy, you can wear the costume pieces over your ordinary clothes. The Rock and Paper have shoulder straps and waist ties, while the Scissors slips right over your head! Maybe you three ought to Rock, Paper, Scissors over who will be which look. And if you don’t get your first choice, you can always go best two out of three. Now that is one costume solution that sounds like a win-win-win.
Kirby SucksNo, really, he does. Like, that is his primary ability. He has a bottomless tummy that can suck up all sorts of stuff. Not only can he suck up his enemies, but he can also swallow them up or use their abilities if applicable. The first time we sucked up an opponent, our eyes lit up. It's an incredible power.Why can't we deal with all of our problems this way? High bills, just eat them. Tough job, just eat it. Luckily, kids don't have to worry about all of that; they simply have to eat and have fun. If you have a young one who is a Kirby fan, you must check out our Kirby Inflatable Costume for Children.FUN DetailsKirby has been a Nintendo staple for as long as we can remember. His look is iconic. Kirby is actually an accomplished warrior, but you would know it at first glance. Kirby looks like he is better at giving hugs than saving the galaxy. That is why we bring you our Kirby Inflatable Costume for Children. The officially licensed inflatable Kirby costume is perfect as the outfit puffs up to look just like the Star Knight. Become our hero pick up this Kirby Inflatable Costume for Children!
Attending the Royal CourtGetting invited to the royal court is a pretty big deal! It can be a once in a lifetime type of ordeal. You don’t want to show up there wearing a pair of jeans and a hoodie. After all, there’s a certain sense of class that goes into a royal party and you want to uphold the most serious of style when you head there. That means you need to wear a full-length ball gown and a get your hair all done up in really sophisticated and elegant hair-style and maybe even a fancy, expensive tiara...Or, you could be a jester! The humble harlequin can get into the royal court without dressing in all sorts of fancy formal wear. As a jester, you can wear bright and bold colors. You can put your hair in pigtails if you like. Heck, you can do cartwheels across the throne and even the king and queen will applaud your wacky antics.Design & DetailsIt just so happens that this women’s court jester costume lets you assume the role of cute and whimsical harlequin. It’s an exclusive Made by Us design developed by our costume designers, and that means it features quality fabrics and bold styling like it's black and red color scheme and daring white accents. It even comes with petticoat, collar, arm warmers, and hair ornaments. You might even feel like moonlighting as a supervillain after you get done entertaining the royal court in the cute and mischievous costume!Made By UsAnother awesome creation right out of our own costume studios, be sure to shop our entire line of exclusive costumes to get everyone in your costume crew outfitted for Halloween. From costumes fitting the royal court to the superhero scene, we've got styles for everyone!
Mind GamesIt's a simple game. You've probably played it a million times. Rock beats scissors. Scissors beats paper. Paper beats rock. That's all you can do, but the entire game is much deeper than you might think! Everyone has a different strategy, but we've categorized rock, paper, scissors players into two main groups. There's the tactician, who tries to get inside their opponent's head to decide on the perfect counter move. Their head is working on all cylinders trying to predict their opponent's next step. Then, there's the wild card, who plays completely on instinct, letting their hands form the shape without even thinking about it. They're completely unpredictable and a true force to be reckoned with! Us? Well, we only throw rock. Good ol' rock. Nothin' beats rock! Well... except paper.No matter what kind of player your child is, it's always a real mind game when they decide to play. The good news is that this Rock, Paper, Scissors Costume comes with 3 separate outfits, so your child can stick to their favorite strategy when choosing a costume!Product DetailsThis kid's costume is designed as a one-size-fits-most outfit that includes 3 pieces. Each piece is designed to look like one of the iconic moves in paper, rock, scissors. The rock piece is printing foam top that fits with straps around the shoulders. The paper piece is a similar style that also fits with straps around the shoulders. The scissors are a large foam piece that fits around your child's neck. These simple costumes can be worn over your child's clothes. Your child can choose which one they want to be, or pair up with two of their friends to recreate the iconic game.A Costume for ThreeIf your child is a fan of the classic game, or if you're looking for a quick and easy costume for a trio, then this Kid's Rock Paper, Scissors Costume is an easy choice.
Stare into this clown's eyes. You'll easily be able to tell that Dongle the Clown has been in some dicey situations. From nearly getting stepped on by Penny the Pachyderm to getting knocked unconscious from his own juggling pin, being a member of the circus is not all giggles and sunshine; it's actually really stressful! It can be so stressful at times that Dongle literally pulls his hair out, which is why he has a humongous bald spot in the middle of his head. If he's not pulling his frizzy red hair out, then it's falling out on its own due to his nerve-racking career!If you want to look like a seasoned, yet stressed out, working clown like Dongle here, then this wig is the accessory that you need. The synthetic hair sticks out on the sides, revealing a pretty serious bald spot. Be proud of your large bald spot cause not everyone has what it takes to make it in the clown bizz!
An Impressive DisguiseBearded ladies have been a staple of carnivals since the 1800s, but did you know that sometimes, they were actually men in disguise? That’s right, sometimes those ladies’ beards weren’t quite so impressive when you learned the truth. Back in 1853, Josephine Clofullia, a beaded lady and one of the stars of P.T. Barnum’s circus, was taken to court by someone who was convinced she was actually a man. She wasn’t, but there were definitely some “ladies” who were!With that in mind, we think it totally makes sense that you want to go as a bearded lady for your upcoming circus-themed costume party. Some people will scoff, but you can scoff at them for not knowing their circus history. Plus, who wants to be some tired old clown or the sixth ringleader of the night? Don’t you want to stand out from the crowd?Product DetailsWe have just the costume to bring your vision to life: this Men’s Plus Size Bearded Woman Costume. This exclusive costume is the perfect fit for any circus party. The dark red dress is 100 perfect polyester and blended to look like shiny satin and taffeta. The dress has a back zipper for easy wear. It also features satin insets and ruffles to really go along with the circus theme. There’s also a hair clip with a fabric flower made of the same fabric as the dress, attached to a metal alligator clip. (The wig and beard are sold separately, but we bet you were planning on growing your own glorious beard anyway!)It’s Showtime!When the lights come up in the big top, you’ll be ready to star in the center of the circus with this costume. Whether you’re running away with the circus or just attending a costume party, you’ll definitely be the star of the show!
Couples Costume Crunch TimeThere’s always so much pressure when putting together a couples costume. First of all, you need to put together a look that matches, otherwise no one will be able to tell that you’re a couple from a glance. You also need something that’s easy for both of you to wear. Nothing is worse than one member of the duo having tons of fun, while the other is trying to readjust their outfit the entire night. Lastly, there’s always an expectation that your couples costume has a touch of humor to it. Your couples look needs to get a few chuckles throughout the night! So, where do you even begin? Two words: cheese and crackers.Now, hear us out. Cheese and crackers are the perfect duo to dress up as during your next costume party. Food costumes are always a funny choice, but beyond that, this particular costume choice allows you to set up some pretty great jokes. You can be cheese, since you’re always kind of “cheesy” and your partner can be crackers because they’re sometimes a little “flaky”. Or maybe your sense of humor is a little “dry and salty” and your partner is just no Gouda at jokes. Start using those jokes while you wear this outfit and you’ll be the hit of the party!Product DetailsThis Cheese and Crackers couples costumes comes with everything you need to turn you and your partner into a coordinated look for the party! It comes with one polyfoam cheese tunic, which is designed to look like a slice of Swiss cheese. It also comes with a cracker shaped tunic, which is designed to look like a saltine cracker. Each tunic fits easily over your normal clothes, so it’s a quick and easy way for you and your partner to get a funny couples look in a matter of minutes.
The Secret Saguaro StarCue the country western scene. A cowboy is striding out of a saloon, pistol at his hip. He's ready to confront the evil stagecoach robbers, who coincidentally are also the cattle rustlers who have been stealing the local ranchers' prize cattle herds. He stands in the middle of the street, squinting into the hot sun, and sees a... palm tree on the horizon. No, that can't be right. That doesn't create the same atmosphere at all. Someone find a cactus! Product DetailsBe a desert wonder when you wear this exclusive Kids Cactus Cutie Costume! The green corduroy jumpsuit zips up the front and is sewn all over with white yarn tufts that mimic the look of cactus spikes while still allowing you to sit down without injuring yourself. Its attached mitts can be flipped back to free your hands, and elastic at the ankle cuffs keep you snug and comfy. The costume's attached hood is lined on the inside and also sewn with yarn "spikes." The Wild West Wonder Yes, cowboys and other Western phenomena are awesome, but let's talk about cacti for a minute. Besides the fact that it has a super cool-sounding plural form, a cactus has literal spines. on. its. body. How amazing would that be? Plus, it can go for a really long time without needing a drink, which is a handy talent and kind of a low-key superpower if you think about it. And of course, just the sight of one puts you in the mood for a desert vacation.
Surely, You Jest!Sexy and clown? Yeah, you read that right. They said it couldn't be done. They called us crazy! They told us that clowns were always either funny or scary, and that making a sexy clown costume was impossible. Well, we have a knack for attempting the impossible when it comes to costume design... and our designers really went to the circus with this Sexy Clown Costume for men.It combines classic, funny elements from traditional clown outfits with just a twist of seductive style that will have everyone rethinking their ideas about clowns.Design & DetailsReady to bring a new kind of clown to the circus? This Made By Us design is the perfect way to showcase your steamy side while garnering a few laughs! The costume starts with a mesh cop top, which has red, yellow, and blue polka dots all over it. The form-fit style helps you showcase your body, while adding a fun splash of color to your look. The jersey knit shorts with elastic in the waist and have a rainbow stripe pattern.The suspenders are attached to the shorts and clip onto the front of the shorts with metal clips. This helps give it a retro look, while also helping the fit of the shorts. The foam bow tie has a satin exterior and fits with an elastic band. Finally, the hat is made out of a stiff felt material, so it will keep its shape through all of your wacky antics!
A Zesty Snack Welcome to the picnic! But wait - this isn't the scene of merriment and fun that we're used to thinking of when we think of picnics. Where's the laughter? The giant paper plates stacked full of food? The pickles? Oh, that's it. Someone forgot the pickles, so everyone's appetites are ruined and all of the enthusiasm is gone. You can't plan a proper party without the perfect pickes! We might as well just call the whole thing off. Product DetailsYour friends will relish seeing you in this Inflatable Pickle Costume for Adults! The unisex outfit fastens up the back and is made of sturdy green material that's printed with pickle contours and bumps. When fully inflated, the costume resembles an enormous pickle with rounded ends and a slightly thinner midsection. A hole for your face allows you to see where you're going, and the armholes are sewn with elastic. The legs stick out the bottom to let you move around with comparative ease (for a giant, walking pickle, anyway). A Mouthwatering Treat Everyone loves pickles, so it's safe to say that your costume will be a huge hit with young and old alike! Just a quick disclaimer: if you have a really dedicated pickle lover in your group of friends, they may be hard to convince that you are only wearing a costume pickle, not a giant, delicious, crunchy, briny former cucumber. If they start chasing you around the party begging for "just one cornichon!" it's up to you to figure out your escape.
Hello, SunshineIt's nearly impossible not to smile when you're looking at a gorgeous flower. That goes doubly when the flower in question is a sweet sunflower, with its golden petals and endearing habit of tracking the path of the sun across the sky as the day progresses. It goes triply when the flower in question is you dressed as a sunflower! Product DetailsBe a ray of light in this exclusive Sunflower Costume Headpiece for Women! A brown felt felt and tulle base ties under the chin with a matching ribbon. It's sewn with bright and cheery fabric sunflower petals that have felt backing to keep them standing upright. Prettiest in the PatchWhen you're picking a costume, pick one that will match your winning personality! Wear your favorite matching outfit and pick a bud or two (get it??) to join you in dressing up as the sweetest and sassiest flower patch in history.
Sad clown? Oh no, no, no, not anymore. There is nothing sad about you and you're about to prove it to the world. The archaic stereotypes associated with Pierrot clowns are about to be destroyed by no one other than YOU.Trust us, we don't want to give you a history lesson because it's not our intention to put you to sleep, but way back in the day Pierrot clowns were the butt of jokes. And girl, that is just not you and it's not what the sensitive jokesters stand for anymore. The clown community is counting on you to make the change!Once you're dressed in this vintage Pierrot clown costume, just exude your usual confidence and the antiquated stigma will start fading away. Anyway, it will be difficult not to feel bold when you're dressed in a pair of sassy overall-style suspender shorts. The ruffled shirt adds some texture to the ensemble, while the ruffled collar provides necessary old-fashioned detail. Hike up the striped leggings (which will elongate your legs) and plop the pom-pom decorated hat on your head and you're ready to transform the Parisian streets into your own personal catwalk. Pierrot clowns of the past will be grateful that you've single-handedly changed their public image. When you look this stylish, it's impossible not to make a statement!
You’re a beefy hunk. When you do fantasy cosplay, or some intense LARPing, you’re not the type of guy who’s going to settle for being some ordinary human, or one of those frail elves. You’re not going to get stuck playing some kind of goofy ogre either. No, you’re going to cosplay as the beefiest, hunkiest fantasy creature of them all, the centaur. That’s right, half-horse, half-man, and one-hundred percent beefcake. Of course, you’re going to need to do something about that lower half of yours, since it needs to be a little more “horse” and a lot less Homo sapiens. We have you covered though. This Inflatable centaur costume for a adults helps you look like a buff fantasy creature, ready to be the man… er horse-man of any LARPer’s dreams.Oh yes, this Centaur costume is a true masterpiece. It comes with an inflatable fan that does all the work, so all you have to do is stick those wiggly do-dad legs of yours into the costume and you’ll be looking like a full blown (pun completely intended) centaur! It has some great details like hooves on the feet and a nice big horse tail in the back.Now, everyone knows that centaurs are manly warrior types. That means that you’d better make sure to come packed to the teeth with toy swords, axes, bows and spears, since every goblin, orc and merman in a five mile radius is going to be completely jealous of your rad new bod and you’ll have to fight off each and every one.
Robots Are ComingListen up. No matter what sort of ideologies you hold true and no matter what sort of philosophies you believe in, we can all agree on one thing. It's only a matter of time before the robots rise up and conquer humanity. They will ruthlessly enslave mankind. They will destroy any who attempt to oppose them. It's not going to be like those Hollywood movies. There will be no resistance. There will be no happy ending for mankind, which is why we've been cooking up a new kind of plan to prepare for the robot apocalypse. If you can't beat 'em, then join 'em!Yes, that's right. When the robots take over the world, we plan on hiding in plain sight by dressing up like a robot. We can live a cushy life right under their noses dressed up as their own kind. Now, you can too when you wear this adult robot costume!Product DetailsThis adult robot costume comes with a shiny jumpsuit that will easily hide your human features from the robot overlords. It has plenty of shiny metallic accents to fool them and the front even has a fake little dial on it. The belt is a shimmering metallic color for some extra robo-flair. Of course, the most important part of this costume is the mask. After all, you won't be able to walk around freely in the robot-run society of the future with your very human-looking head in plain view! The mask has a metallic look and some great details, like the cold, soulless eyes and the zig-zag mouth panel. It even has a wire antenna on the top to complete the look.Fool the Robot OverlordsPut this costume on and you may just be able to fool the robots into thinking that you're one of them! Just remember to brush up on your robot dance moves and you also might want to start learning to talk like a robot now. That should be everything you need to fool them.
Go to Your Room (Yay!) It must be nice to be a turtle. No matter where you go, you can take your home and all of your favorite things with you. If you're stuck in a boring class, all you have to do is tuck your head inside your shell to take a cozy nap, read a good book, or watch a favorite show. Your teacher can't come in after you because you wouldn't both fit. Lots of situations would be so much better if you carried your home around on your back! Product DetailsYour Halloween or theme party will be turtle-y amazing when you're wearing your Inflatable Turtle Costume for Children! The one-piece costume fastens up the back and has attached shoe covers as well as holes for your hands. When fully inflated, the outfit looks like an enormous turtle with a brown shell, a striped underbelly, dark green spots and white claws. A hole in the inflatable hood leaves room for your whole face to peek out, and is printed with eyes and nostrils. It's Turtle TimeHow did that turtle get so big? Was there an incident involving radioactive waste? With its sturdy shell and powerful digging claws, it could be a really cool superhero! On the other hand, it can't move very fast thanks to all the air that's keeping its outfit in shape. Maybe it can be the life of the party rather than a crime-fighting newcomer. That sounds like more fun, actually - and you'd probably get more candy.