Money Bag Purse

Money Bag Purse

1228414710

$14.99

It's In the BagDo you know what would be the ultimate Halloween magic? If you purchased something, and it somehow made you richer! Think about it, what if you upgraded your phone and the company paid you? Or if you went out to dinner and the server tipped you for eating the food. Or imagine if you finally splurged on that dress you've been wanting, and when you opened the box there was a stack of cash sitting on top of it! What a fantasy world — but fantasy worlds are kind of what Halloween is all about, right? If you want to try it on for size, nab this Money Bag Purse Costume Accessory and head out for the big costume bash. Maybe other guests will be prone to slipping loose bills inside of it as the night wears on. Or maybe you'll just look really, really, cool. Either way, it's a win!Design & DetailsThis bag isn't just a fun design, it's an exclusive fun design, made right in our very own costume studio! It's a gleaming metallic drawstring purse with a black money sign emblazoned on the front, and it will prove a super addition to your robber ensemble. If you choose to stuff it with cash or simply want a way to carry your essentials for the night, this bag is golden! 


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Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head Costume Kit

Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head Costume Kit

1275786255

$34.99

Do you like potato chips? Perhaps you have a soft spot for the salty snacks. There’s nothing wrong with liking a salty treat every now and then. Heck, we all like to indulge sometimes. But, what if you are a potato? Does that make it wrong to snack on salty potato chips?The jury’s still out on that one. We tend to think that snacks are a matter of personal taste and that it shouldn’t matter if you are a potato or not - snacks are free game. So, dress us up as a potato, give us a big bag of potato chips, and don’t run off and tell the kids!Create a quick and inexpensive couples costume with this Mr. and Mrs. Potato head kit! The set includes a Mr. Potato Head hat, Mrs. Potato Head hat, and two eye stickers, two nose stickers, a teeth sticker, lips sticker, and a mustache sticker. The self-adhesive felt stickers have a peel-off backing for easy use. Mr. Potato head has a green polyfoam baseball cap while Mrs. Potato Head has a yellow polyfoam visor with white fabric flowers. Use them to decorate a plain T-shirt to create your own funny Halloween costume. Whether you want to get a laugh this Halloween or need to dress up for a theme party, this easy costume is the perfect choice for getting ready in a hurry.


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Adult Inflatable Scrumptious Broccoli Costume

Adult Inflatable Scrumptious Broccoli Costume

1237089820

$69.99

Broccoli PRWe need to talk. It's about broccoli. We've heard tons of rumors going around that the kids don't like the nutritious vegetable. Crazy, we know! Broccoli is so versatile and it's packed full of vitamin C, calcium, and vitamin K. You can roast it, stir fry it, steam it, or eat it raw! But for some reason... a lot of kids seem to think that it's yucky. We're just going to chalk it up to bad PR. Well, we want to change that. We want to give the healthy vegetable some good PR for a change. That's where you come in. If we can show kids just how cool broccoli can be, then maybe we can get more kids to try it out.We see absolutely no problem with this plan whatsoever.Design & DetailsOur team of designers crafted this Made By Us costume to capture the delicious style of the stalky vegetable. The costume is a green inflatable bodysuit with printed details on the exterior to make it look like broccoli. The top portion is designed to look like a fresh floret! You can wear your normal clothes underneath as you suit up. The bodysuit also has a built-in fan in the back. With the flip of a switch, the suit fully inflates into the shape of a broccoli crown. Just leave the fan on as you walk the world as the big green vegetable!From Yucky to FunnyAll right, so maybe we haven't worked out all of the specifics, but we bet if kids see you running around in this broccoli costume, we can at least get broccoli to be a "funny" food instead being known as a "yucky" food. And we think that's definitely a step in the right direction! Be sure to check out all of our food costumes to get a whole balanced diet group costume going!


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Adult Crimped 'n Kooky Blue Wig

Adult Crimped 'n Kooky Blue Wig

1265313850

$19.99

Blue Rhapsody Why is "feeling blue" a bad thing? Blue is amazing! It's one of the most commonly claimed favorite colors in the world, and if you are able to look at anything that's flavored with blue raspberry and not be immediately hungry, you are stronger than we are. Product DetailsHave the most sensational hair around when you wear this Crimped 'n Kooky Blue Wig for Adults! A mesh wig cap with a comfortably secure elastic edge is adorned with approximately shoulder-length bright blue synthetic hair. The hair is permanently crimped for lots of body and comes pre-style with a side part. It can be gently styled with non-heated tools. Always Blue-tiful Looking for a showstopping accessory for this year's clown, acrobat, doll, or magical creature outfit? Try this wig on for size! Or, simply pull it out of your closet on a normal day when you feel like turning heads. 


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Inflatable Kids Red Dino Costume

Inflatable Kids Red Dino Costume

1213249961

$59.99

Ready to RoarYour child is a bit on the timid side. They sometimes have a hard time raising their hand in class. Trying out for sports is overwhelming to them. And don't get us started on the school play!But recently a friend recommended an interesting concept—dino therapy! Her son had been dealing with a lot of the same shyness, and now he's the class clown. Apparently, the process of becoming something powerful and fearless can do a lot for a quiet kiddo's confidence in a very short amount of time. Cool! This Kid's Inflatable Red Dino Costume should do the trick for you, then. It's a ferocious and fearsome dinosaur made slightly silly and fun due to its inflatable silhouette. Your child will love wearing it, and the more they wear it, the more you'll see results*. Product DetailsThis look gets a lot of life from its inflatable nature! An internal battery pack and fan keep the puffy silhouette afloat. There is an oversized T-rex head, and the whole costume is all one piece in a surprisingly easy-to-wear jumpsuit. A clear panel ensures your child can see where they are going, even if there is still a bit of a learning curve to wielding a T-rex's tiny arms and long tail. Dino DisclaimerJust know, uh, we're not actually medical professionals and cannot guarantee this process* above will work. But we can guarantee any dino-loving child will flip for wearing this cool costume. It's bound to be a Halloween success!


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Blue Crayon Kid's Costume Dress

Blue Crayon Kid's Costume Dress

1273511037

$39.99

Feeling Blue-tifulWhat's your kiddo's favorite color? Regardless of what their answer is, we think most of them would agree that blue is a very important hue, especially when they're making art! After all, it's a primary color, which means you can't create it by mixing other shades, and large blue areas like skies and oceans take up a lot of real estate on your typical coloring page.If your kiddo loves the color blue, drawing with crayons, or both, then they'll enjoy wearing this Blue Crayon Costume Dress! This adorable dress and headband set will have them feeling "blue-tiful" as soon as they put it on.Design & DetailsThis Kid's Blue Crayon Costume Dress was designed by our in-house team and is officially licensed by Crayola. Their signature wavy black lines appear on the top and bottom of the bodice, with the Crayola logo printed on the front just like a real crayon. The dress closes in the back with hook and loop fastener. To complete the look, a crayon tip-shaped hat secures to the wearer's head with a headband.You can easily create a colorful group costume when you shop the rest of our crayon collection! We have more color choices in toddler, child, and adult sizes so everyone can get in on the fun. You'll have a blast building your very own unique box of crayons!


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Red Rose Costume Headband

Red Rose Costume Headband

1302988268

$14.99

Garden Party ReadyWhen you were invited to your friend's garden party, you were excited. It's always been an amazing event! Every year, people go above and beyond to take their hats to the next level. Typically, guests will arrive in wide-brimmed straw hats, piled high with flowers, pearls, and feathers. Some dignified ladies wear fascinators if they're planning on lounging in the shade. This year, you want to flaunt your enthusiasm. Pay your tribute to the lovely garden where you're meeting your friends. Top off your outfit with a giant rose this year!Product DetailsTransforming into one of the most beautiful flowers around is easy with this gorgeous headband. The rose has two felt leaves and lovely distinct red petals. Simply slip it on your head and watch as your ensemble blooms!No Thorns Included They say that every rose has its thorn. That's actually not true with this lovely accessory. If you're looking to add a thorny touch to your flowery ensemble, that's up to you! Ready to bloom into action? You can easily find other looks to pair with this one! Check out the rest of our flower costumes. After all, a truly beautiful garden takes all types of blossoms!


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Clown Shoes Jumbo

Clown Shoes Jumbo

1324632646

$29.99

Big Shoes to FillIf you plan on being a clown, then you're going to have some big shoes to fill... quite literally! You've noticed it, right? Clowns are always wearing big, floppy shoes—like all of the time. We've always sort of wondered why? Perhaps clowns naturally have extra-large feet! Maybe there's some sort of foot elongation technology that all clowns partake in before they become a professional clown... or maybe they just wear a pair of big, floppy shoes because it looks funny!Well, these Jumbo Clown Shoes will give you the big shoes of a clown, without the use of any sort of foot elongation device. They're a simple pair of shoes that look great with any clown costume.Product DetailsThese Jumbo Clown Shoes a pair of light-weight shoes that feature a one-size-fits-most style. They come in a bright yellow, green, and red color scheme, that goes naturally with most clown styles. The shoes fit with laces in front, so all you have to do is tighten them up and you'll be ready to scuttle off to the circus!Getting Your FootingDon't go scouring the Earth to find some sort of foot lengthening device. Just use these simple and hilarious shoes for that, you silly goose!


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LEGO Kids Mask

LEGO Kids Mask

1306983954

$14.99

All of the LEGO HeadsThese days, LEGO makes all sorts of LEGO heads. You can get LEGO heads with a winking eye. You can get a head with sunglasses. You can get a LEGO head with a headset and a beard. But do you remember what the original LEGO head used to look like? It was just a simple smiling face. Can you picture it in your mind?That happy little dude was the entire childhood of plenty of kids and even today, you can find that same head in LEGO sets that children play with now. In fact, your child probably has a few of them rolling around in their LEGO box right now! Now, with this LEGO mask for kids, your child can match his favorite toy.Product DetailsThis LEGO kids mask faithfully recreates the look of the classic LEGO head. It has that rounded shape in front, along with the little nub on top that would normally hold a hat on a real mini-figure. It also has a printed happy face on the front, which will mimic the face your child will be making while wearing this mask.Ahoy, LEGO!Any kid who’s spent hours constructing a LEGO masterpiece will love wearing this licensed mask! You can even pair it with a pirate costume to turn your kid into a classic LEGO pirate!


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Plus Size Authentic Ron Burgundy Suit Costume for Men

Plus Size Authentic Ron Burgundy Suit Costume for Men

1213245096

$179.99

You can be a man. Discover the wheel, and build the Eiffel tower out of metal and brawn. But above all, be an anchorman! You can take the helm of Channel 4's news team when you suit up in this authentic Ron Burgundy costume. With the panache and bravado of the iconic 70s broadcaster, there's only going to be one phrase on your lips... stay classy, San Diego! This exclusive costume has all of the authentic details from Anchorman The Legend of Ron Burgundy, and with included wig and mustache, you'll look so good that you will even fool Baxter. Don't act like you're not impressed.


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Adult Inflatable Penis Costume

Adult Inflatable Penis Costume

1316564784

$59.99

Lean Into ItSo, you've been invited to the annual 'Adult Humor' party. There are always some pretty inventive costumes at such a gathering. Play-on-word costumes are a standard. You can probably expect a couple of sausage-related costumes and at least one crop top that features enormous fruit along the bustline. You know there will be the Plug & Outlet couples' costume featured at least twice. (Probably more.) Each of them fully deserve the wry chuckle for the pinnacle of suggestive humor. But, if you want a real reaction, you have to go all the way. Who needs an implication when you can just show up in the full glory that is the theme of the gathering? Folks might stifle a laugh as they ask which way you lean... but you can turn those giggles into a full uproar when you show up, fully loaded, in a costume that hides behind nothing! Product DetailsWe have to be frank. If you want the most outrageous costume for your adult humor party, it's time to go for the gold. It's time for the Giant Inflatable Penis costume. There's no bones about it. This costume looks like a giant penis. When you slide into the costume and secure your arms and ankles, turn on the fan and your costume will fill up with air! Maintain vision through the mesh mask, even if your stride may be restrained. In no time, you're ready to waddle into the room and let folks go nuts with laughter at your undeniable stones. A costume like this takes... guts, obviously! Is That a Costume in your Pocket?The jokes will practically write themselves when you wear this most direct of adult humor costumes. Flip the switch and bring your Inflatable Penis costume to life. All that's next is figuring out where to wear your crown for winning King of the Costume Contest! 


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Mrs / Mr Potato Head Costume

Mrs / Mr Potato Head Costume

1229113248

$54.99

Resting Potato Face We've all been in situations where our inner expression looked a lot different than our outer expression, right? Maybe we were in a solemn situation and felt the urge to giggle, or had to sit with a polite smile while Uncle Bob told us his favorite fishing story for the one hundred and seventy-seventh time. Potato heads are under no such obligation to be polite. They can wear whatever expressions we want them to wear. Lucky spuds! Product DetailsPut your best face forward with this officially licensed Mrs/Mr Potato Head Adult Costume! The outfit includes a sleeveless, foam-backed tunic made of brown polyester interlock-knit fabric. It fastens at the back and is roomy enough to wear over your preferred lightweight outfit. Fabric ears are sewn to each side of the tunic, but the other facial parts can be swapped around on the tunic as desired. The "female" set includes eyes with purple eyelashes, an oval nose, red lips, and a yellow flowered hat, while the "male" set includes round eyes, a red nose, a black mustache, and a toothy smile. DIY Cosmetic Surgery Have you ever gotten the urge to dramatically switch up your look, but didn't want to pay for the procedure? Now you can try swapping out noses, eyes, and even facial hair without having to worry about making a permanent change. Better yet, get a friend to dress up as a second Potato Head and swap accessories with them for even more hilarity! How would a cute floppy hat look with the mustache option? We're about to find out! 


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Crying Baby Mask

Crying Baby Mask

1228413764

$23.99

You can read the name of this mask in two ways: yes, there is the obvious way that this is a mask of a crying baby's face. You knew that already. But it may also mean that it is a mask that will make babies cry. It's a professional baby crying mask, guaranteed to make any baby cry at the mere site of it. It may also make grown-ups cry, although we're not 100% on that.But this mask definitely has an uncanny valley thing going for it, you know? Like sure it's obviously a mask but it also almost kinda looks real. You can see they obviously see they based it on a real crying baby, but... is it possible they've gone too far? They were so busy wondering if they could they never stopped to ask if they should. But here we are, and here you are buying it. Sure, it's a bit creepy, but that's kind of the point, right?


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Women's Diamond Flare Clown Costume

Women's Diamond Flare Clown Costume

1265311359

$64.99

Farceur FashionYou're not afraid of clowns. The issue you have is with their motley ensembles. You understand they're supposed to look silly. Their whole job is to elicit a laugh from onlookers. But you've always thought the slapstick gags, imitations, and overall mime vibe was plenty.Sure, bright colors keep things lighthearted and kid-friendly. Yet, you can't help imagining clowns would be just as fun if they were also fashionable. And this Women's Diamond Flare Clown Costume is here to help you prove your theory is correct!Design & DetailsThis exclusive Made By Us costume is exactly what you need to illustrate how form and function can overlap, even in the world of clowns! The ensemble starts with a white, sleeveless, and wide-legged jumpsuit with a bold multicolored diamond print. The jumpsuit narrows at the waist to give it a maxi-dress-like look, while its lightweight fabrics and loose-fit pant legs promise comfortable wear.Thin adjustable shoulder straps keep the step-in jumpsuit secure. Meanwhile, a pink organza and blue satin trimmed collar pairs with matching cuffs to give the stylish jumpsuit a clownish look! Complete the look with the included hat and shoe clips. The foam-backed hat compliments the jumpsuit's bright white color and pink pompom embellishments, while the shoe clips add similar pink pompoms to your preferred footwear!Diamond Flare Clown Costume IdeasUpdate clown fashion with this Diamond Flare Clown Costume! Inspired by the beloved carnival characters and today's style trends, this fashion-forward costume will surely delight with or without your witty slapstick humor! Pair classic props from our clown costume accessories and grab a playfully colored wig to pull it all together.


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Dark Jester Adult Costume

Dark Jester Adult Costume

1265312358

$44.99

The king or queen may be the one with all the actual power to govern. But behind the scenes, it’s usually the jester who’s really pulling the strings! So if you’ve got big plans but aren’t in any rush to take on the responsibility of real rule, you might want to consider brushing up on your knock-knock jokes and putting on this sinister Dark Jester Costume!Sure, the chump on the throne may be little more than your puppet. But it’s going to be hard to enact your diabolical agenda if anyone notices that you’re not the jovial joker that you pretend to be. And we’re not saying you have to become a master of stand-up or anything, but you’ve got to keep everybody chuckling if you want to distract them from your true purpose!Otherwise, you might be the one who winds up in stitches. After all, most people aren’t fond of being fooled by the fool! But if you manage to convince them that the surly sneer of your skull mask is really just a playful grin, you’ll always be able to snatch as much power as you crave!This hypnotic checkered costume set has everything you need to play the part of court jester, with details that can seem cheerful or macabre depending on the light. And since you seem to favor the shadows, we suspect that the decor of the royal palace is about to get a nefarious twist!


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Moon Purse

Moon Purse

1265315895

$19.99

Full Moon in the SkyHave you ever tried grabbing the moon right out of the night's sky? On some nights, it's so bright and seems so close. It almost seems like you could pluck it out of the sky with your hands. But... that'd be silly to try, wouldn't it? Well, our designers wanted to craft a bag for those who've ever been tempted to hold the moon in their hands! They captured the enchanting look of our Earth's satellite when they created this Moon Purse.Design & DetailsThis Made By Us design starts with a faux leather outer shell, which is shaped into a circle. The bag has printed graphics of a full moon on the front, complete with dark shading to recreate the geography of the moon. The zipper on top reveals the main compartment, which has just enough space for your phone and a few necessities. The adjustable shoulder strap helps you get a perfect fit. Whether you want to wear it with your astronaut costume or you're just one of those dreamers who wanted to hold the moon in your hands, this moon-inspired purse is the perfect accessory for you! It's just one of our many amazing cosmic accessories!


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Adult Inflatable Chicken Costume

Adult Inflatable Chicken Costume

1276988723

$59.99

Chicken ChaosIt started out as a normal night. There you were, waddling down the street on your way to a Halloween party, pecking a little at the sidewalk when you thought you saw a gummy worm (it turned out to be a regular worm - no thanks.) It wasn't long before you realized that you were being followed. You turned around fast, flapping your wings and squawking a challenge. Out of a nearby car jumped a familiar figure - the KFC mascot! "That's some finger-lickin' chicken!" the Colonel yelled, charging your way. "You'll make enough delicious entrees to last the rest of the year!" Product DetailsIt's no wonder the Colonel mistook you for the real deal - this Adult Chicken Inflatable Costume is a clucking great disguise! The bodysuit has adorable fowl details, from the yellow feet and beak to the red comb and tailfeathers. An attached fan keeps your costume inflated even while doing the Funky Chicken on the dance floor. A viewing port in the neck is lined with clear material so that you can see where you're going. Narrow EscapeAs you ducked into a nearby alley to escape the KFC madness, you realized that your escape route is blocked by another figure in white. A fellow chicken? No! It was someone wearing the Chick-Fil-A uniform! "Eat Mor Chikin!" she yelled, running at you while brandishing dipping sauce. You turned around, but the Colonel has blocked the way back. As you watch, they charge at each other, hollering that the big chicken is theirs to claim. While they fought it out, barbecue and gravy flying, you sneaked out as quietly as you can. This chicken has lived to cluck another day! 


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Kid's Hungry Venus Fly Trap Costume

Kid's Hungry Venus Fly Trap Costume

1213241436

$44.99

Costume With Some BiteSome kids will be running around as freaky monsters, others will go out as their favorite horror movie villains, but your kiddo will be different. They will go around town as something truly terrifying this Halloween.Grab this Hungry Venus Fly Trap costume and your child will turn into one of the most terrifying creatures Mother Nature has to offer. A rose may have thorns but your little one will have a seriously frightening bite. Lucky for you, there is one thing that can calm a Venus Fly Trap’s appetite.Don’t let the name fool you. You don’t have to go capture a dumpster’s worth of flies. No, you just need to get them tons of candy! The more sweets your kiddo has the less you will have to worry about their nasty bite.Details & DesignGet your green thumb ready to toss this costume on your kiddo with three easy steps. First, toss the green velour shirt on them. It has a hook and loop fastener at the back of the mock-turtle neck to help with the next step. Speaking of which, next you take the velour hood and attach it to the shirt using the fastener. The hood has the leaves and the petals, along with the soft-sculpted teeth, lining the face opening. Finally, the flowerpot has green shoulder straps that will help to keep your fearsome flower planted.Flower PowerIn the overgrown garden of costumed children this Halloween, let your little flower stand out. They can be more than just another random monster or an overplayed pop culture reference.Transform them into a killer plant that has grown to the size of a child! If your typical Venus Fly Trap eats flies, this enormous one will hunger for something much larger than a fly. Only king-sized candy bars will be able to satisfy your kiddo’s tummy.


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Boy's Lego Movie 2 Toddler Batman Basic Costume

Boy's Lego Movie 2 Toddler Batman Basic Costume

1235918414

$34.99

New Hero on the BlockGotham City needs a new kind of hero. The bad guys have run amok on the city and the good citizens a new kind of hero to protect them. Someone with expert martial arts skills. Someone with a ton of gadgets to foil evil plans. Someone that's a bit... on the blocky side. Yes, we're talking about the one and only superhero, Lego Batman!Wait? What's that? He's busy hanging out with Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi? Well, someone has to take his place in Gotham City or the villains will overrun the whole place! Hey, we bet your toddler would make a pretty good Lego Batman. After all, he already has some pretty advanced bad guy-fighting moves, so all he really needs is this Lego Movie 2 Batman Costume to help give him that blocky look!Product DetailsThis toddler costume is officially licensed from Lego Movie 2. It starts with a polyfoam tunic that fits with a hook and loop fastener for fitting. The blocky tunic has Lego Batman's suit printed on the front, complete with his bright red symbol on the chest. The costume also comes with a black cape that attaches to the tunic at the shoulders. Of course, every great superhero needs a mask to hide their secret identity, and this costume comes with a molded plastic mask that's shaped like Lego Batman's face. It fits with an elastic band around the back of the head for a snug fit. Finally, the costume comes with a pair of mitts to help give your child the horseshoe-shaped hands of a Lego guy. Put it all together and your child will be ready to battle against the villains of Gotham City!Blocky Shoes to FillIf your toddler is ready to step into the blocky shoes of their favorite character from the Lego Movie, then this Lego Batman is the perfect outfit for them!


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Kid's Rock, Paper, Scissors Costume

Kid's Rock, Paper, Scissors Costume

1275786276

$39.99

Mind GamesIt's a simple game. You've probably played it a million times. Rock beats scissors. Scissors beats paper. Paper beats rock. That's all you can do, but the entire game is much deeper than you might think! Everyone has a different strategy, but we've categorized rock, paper, scissors players into two main groups. There's the tactician, who tries to get inside their opponent's head to decide on the perfect counter move. Their head is working on all cylinders trying to predict their opponent's next step. Then, there's the wild card, who plays completely on instinct, letting their hands form the shape without even thinking about it. They're completely unpredictable and a true force to be reckoned with! Us? Well, we only throw rock. Good ol' rock. Nothin' beats rock! Well... except paper.No matter what kind of player your child is, it's always a real mind game when they decide to play. The good news is that this Rock, Paper, Scissors Costume comes with 3 separate outfits, so your child can stick to their favorite strategy when choosing a costume!Product DetailsThis kid's costume is designed as a one-size-fits-most outfit that includes 3 pieces. Each piece is designed to look like one of the iconic moves in paper, rock, scissors. The rock piece is printing foam top that fits with straps around the shoulders. The paper piece is a similar style that also fits with straps around the shoulders. The scissors are a large foam piece that fits around your child's neck. These simple costumes can be worn over your child's clothes. Your child can choose which one they want to be, or pair up with two of their friends to recreate the iconic game.A Costume for ThreeIf your child is a fan of the classic game, or if you're looking for a quick and easy costume for a trio, then this Kid's Rock Paper, Scissors Costume is an easy choice.


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Adult Inflatable Sloth Costume

Adult Inflatable Sloth Costume

1265318348

$49.99

How Slow Can You Go? Sloths aren't so great at track meets and you'll never see one compete in the Indy 500, but boy are they champions at taking the scenic route. Sloths move so slowly that they frequently forget where they were originally planning to go and just decide to catch a few zzz's instead. Are they relatable or what? Product DetailsDo things at your own speed when you wear this laugh-out-loud Inflatable Sloth Costume for Adults! The one-piece outfit is made of sturdy white and brown polyester windbreaker fabric with a zipper up the back that makes it easy (although not necessarily fast) to get in and out of. A fan installed behind your left hip keeps you inflated for as long as you're wearing the costume, and the fully enclosed feet, complete with faux sloth toes, ensures that minimal air escapes. Two attached sloth arms inflate until they stick out to each side as though ready for a giant sloth hug. Human-sized brown mitts are attached to each arm so that you can use your own hands. The fully enclosed oversized head is printed with eyebrows, eyes, a nose, and the mouth is fitted with a clear plastic viewing port. You'll need to be able to see in order to pick out the perfect location for napping. Rest Is BestWhy join the rat race when you could look amazing while chilling on a comfortable branch. Zip up your costume and then give yourself permission to relax. Putting on an outfit this awesome is the only "work' you need to do today. 


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Toddler Cactus Cutie Costume

Toddler Cactus Cutie Costume

1272960819

$39.99

Two SidesCacti are confusing plants. On the one hand, they're covered with sharp, spines that warn people and animals alike not to get too close. On the other hand, they produce beautiful flowers and liquid that can be life-saving in the middle of the desert. Hmm, actually, it sounds like they have something in common with a toddler! One minute your little one is having a dramatic meltdown, and the next minute they're all about snuggling. Product DetailsYou've never seen a plant as cute as this one! This exclusive Cactus Cutie Costume for Toddlers consists of a long-sleeved jumpsuit made of light green corduroy. It zips up the front and is sewn all over with white yarn tufts that mimic the appearance of cactus spikes. The attached mitts flip back to free the hands, and elastic in the ankle cuffs helps to keep you child warm and cozy. The attached hood is also sewn with yarn tufts. Desert Darling No hot and dusty ecosystem is complete without a prickly cactus standing tall amongst the blowing tumbleweed! Let your child be the star of his or her show with this cute costume. Not only will it be utterly unique at this year's Halloween parties, but, unlike the real deal, it's super soft and cozy. Real cacti would have to worry about how to sit down when they get tired, but your child won't! Everyone wins (especially you, if your child wants you to pick them up at some point). 


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Adult Ride On T-Rex Costume

Adult Ride On T-Rex Costume

1319390112

$79.99

T Rex WranglersIt's too bad that homo sapiens and the dinosaurs apparently never existed at the same time. Modern-day cowboys were cool, but prehistoric dinosaur cowboys (dinoboys?) would be even more epic. They'd have to ride pterodactyls and swing heavy-duty lassos in order to rope the King of the Dinosaurs himself, and their rodeos would have been unbelievably fun. Unless a contestant gets eaten. That's something that typically doesn't happen around bulls, but that just gives the event more excitement. Who wouldn't want to see a T-Rex perform in a barrel race? Product DetailsRide 'em, dinopoke! This exclusive Adult Ride On T-Rex Inflatable Costume will give your friends a good laugh. Made of sturdy windbreaker fabric that's printed all over with details resembling dinosaur scales, the unisex bodysuit secures around your middle with a drawstring waistband. A small fan is mounted on the right side below the waistline. When activated, the costume inflates to resemble a roaring T-Rex. A pair of faux "legs" is attached to the top and inflates simultaneously. The T-Rex head features attached reins for you to hold, and the costume comes with a bucket-style hat. Ride or Die You've done it! You've successfully jumped on board a giant, predatory lizard that's hundreds of pounds worth of muscle and fang! Nice job: You definitely have bragging rights for days. However, have you put any thought into how you're going to get down? Surprisingly, dismounting without being eaten seems like it'll be trickier than getting on in the first place. The only solution is to stay on your dinosaur forever. At least you'll always have a ride. 


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Kids Inflatable Giant Squid Costume

Kids Inflatable Giant Squid Costume

1228415733

$69.99

Squid KidIt's that magical time of year again. The leaves are slowly starting to change. The air is turning crisp. Pumpkin is starting to show up in everything. And your little one is deciding what to be for Halloween this year. You're pretty sure it will be either a ninja or a unicorn. Both characters have gotten a lot of air time at your house this year, showing up in books, movies, and imaginative play. Your child sits down to dinner, this is the big moment, you can feel it in your bones. "I have decided what I want to be for Halloween this year," your child says, with authority. "After much deliberation, I would like to dress as...a giant squid."Wow. We...did not see that coming. But no worries, parents! Redirect and rest assured this Kids Inflatable Giant Squid Costume exists because your child is not the only one with unique Halloween tastes. Plus, giant squid are actually pretty awesome, and we wish more people chose to dress like them. At least your kiddo is original!Product DetailsThis unique costume is comprised of a bodysuit that zips up the back and inflates to create the stunning squid you see here. The look comes with battery packs and fans placed inside the costume strategically, for easy wear (well, as easy as possible when dressed as a giant squid!). You'll need to provide AA batteries, but besides that, this cool costume pretty much speaks for itself.Giant ExpectationsWe think it's so fun your child went for this look, and we can't wait to see what kinds of giant fun they have this holiday. Next year, try to wipe your mind clear of expectations. Clearly, you never know what your child will be into on any given day! 


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Inflatable Walker Accessory

Inflatable Walker Accessory

1305591903

$14.99

Safety First Want to dress as a grandma or grandpa for Halloween? That's a fantastically creative idea! But it will require a certain level of showmanship and commitment. Makeup is a good idea for getting the venerable wrinkles that come with age's wisdom. Walking with a shuffle and using a support is also a solid decision. Product DetailsEmbrace your innner old soul when you use your exclusive Inflatable Costume Walker Accessory! Made of durable PVC vinyl, the silver accessory inflates to resemble a metallic walker. It stands approximately forty inches high and probably shouldn't support your entire weight, but it will look very realistic anyway. Respect Your Elders Using this walker may not give you a senior discount, but hopefully it will make everyone treat you with respect. If nothing else, they'll be admiring of your incredible costume. Don't forget to call everyone "whippersnapper" and remind them that it was so much better in the old days. 


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Women's Sexy Perfect Prescription Costume

Women's Sexy Perfect Prescription Costume

1267843748

$69.99

Unforgettable 420 FashionThere are a lot of pharmaceuticals to choose from when you are a big-time nurse or MD trying to treat a patient. Like any good physician, you must discover the problem before treating it with a solution. If your patient has back pain, you give them an anti-inflammatory. Bad allergies? You provide them with an antihistamine. Yes, those are just over-the-counter medications, but you get our point.Well, the best remedy for not knowing what to wear this Halloween is our Sexy Perfect Prescription Costume for Women. It's Halloween, so lucky, you'll have plenty of people to practice on. Speaking of medicine, if you know your way around some pharmaceuticals or simply are looking for a cute and quirky costume for the next Halloween bash, check out this Sexy Perfect Prescription Costume for Women.Product DetailsThis costume is excellent for 420 friendlies who also need a sexy women's outfit for the holidays. Oh, and we can't forget the best part about this costume—you get to be a nurse! Who doesn't love a nurse? You will look and feel great in your green and white get-up, complete with weed leaf designs throughout. So before you put your lighters in the air, pick up our Sexy Perfect Prescription Costume for Women!


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Child Inflatable Monkey Costume

Child Inflatable Monkey Costume

1267062226

$44.99

This Costume Is BananasYour little monkeys climb over, around, and under everything 364 days a year. Let them be a real monkey on Halloween, but slow them down a bit with this Inflatable Child Monkey Costume. They may even want to slow down to let people admire what they're wearing!Product DetailsThis costume looks like a lot, but it's one piece and doesn't have any small accessories to misplace or lose. A battery pack takes four AA batteries (not included) and airs up this costume in a flash. Just have your kiddo step in. Elastic around the ankles and wrists ensure they won't be floating around inside. Adjust their face inside the face hole. Then hit the on switch and your work is done. The monkey's face is screen printed on, giving it a surprising expression--with your kid's own face as the mouth! There's plenty of room underneath to bundle up, without ruining the overall effect. You'll feel like you've won Halloween when you hear all the "oohs" and "aaahs" (or are they "ooh ooh ahh ahhs"?) this costume will get.Inflate FunSome costumes require extra pieces, tiny accessories, or elaborate makeup. Others are ruined when winter boots, jackets, and hats are required thanks to the weather. Worry about none of that when you choose this Inflatable Child Monkey Costume! All you need is four AA batteries (not included). Hit the "on" switch, and your Halloween night is ready to start.  However, we take no responsibility for a Halloween haul of just bananas.


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Big Top Clown Costume for Adults

Big Top Clown Costume for Adults

1265314889

$34.99

Have you ever wanted to run away to the circus? People still do it, you know. There's tight-rope walkers, the fire breathers, and trapeze artists. All of those activities sound pretty dangerous though. Those thrill seekers don't realize the way to an audience's heart isn't through fear and awe, but through shenanigans and jollification. When you're a clown the big top is your Broadway, your Hollywood. Your slapstick antics can shine nation-wide once you've entered that well-lit arena. There's no way to make it to the big top if you don't start at the little bottom. Like everything else, good clowning starts with the little things, and parties are perfect for the little things. Take the pom-poms on your patched up jacket, they're soft and squishy, as tempting to squeeze as that nose on your face. Everything about this classic ensemble says "I'm here to get zany". Whether your specialty is balloon animals or juggling, you just might be the one to rekindle the love of clowns in the next generation. Just be sure to complete the uniform with clunky shoes, red nose, and a rainbow wig. Show up fully assembled, because you never know when circus recruiters might be scouting out a birthday party. Bring innocent fun back to clowning, if anyone can do it, you can. All you need to do is practice that unique chuckle and come up with a really great clown name and you got this one in the bag. Before you know it you'll be traveling the cirque with the best of them!


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Toddler Pinafore Clown Costume

Toddler Pinafore Clown Costume

1265316918

$44.99

Start the Show!Your kiddo is a born performer. They might enjoy singing their favorite songs for you. Maybe they're always making up their own plays and showcasing them for the family. Or perhaps their style of entertainment is more humorous, with slapstick comedy routines or jokes that sometimes make sense. If your kiddo loves to put on a show, what's a better way to help out their performance than by getting them just the right outfit?We'll admit it, some clown costumes are just downright creepy. But some of the outfits out there are actually cute and would fit very well with your toddler's aptitude for lighthearted entertainment. We think they'd feel right at home in our version of a pastel clown dress!Design & DetailsYour kiddo will be ready to perform when they put on this Toddler Pinafore Clown Costume! Our designers created this cute clown costume so your kiddo can be the star of the show! This three-piece set starts with a jersey knit long-sleeved shirt, which is printed with a cheerful white and pink checkered pattern. Multicolored polka-dotted tights ensure your kiddo will look jolly from head to toe.The last piece is a playful pinafore dress that buttons at the shoulders and is decorated with large yellow flowers on the front. The design includes checked, striped, and polka-dotted fabric sections for a whimsical feel. Your kiddo will be ready for lots of clowning around once they put on this sweet costume!


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Jester Skull Cane Prop

Jester Skull Cane Prop

1265311635

$24.99

When it comes to Jester Skull Canes, there are two schools of thought. The more traditional school is serious about jester skulls, writing them into plays, for instance, so that the main character can make contemplative speeches about life and death. But more modern attitudes toward jester skulls are a little less reverent. That's why this particular Jester Skull Cane gets to be so much more fun!Ashes to ashes, and to everything there is a season, and so on. But wouldn't a normal skull cane be enough to make most people to slow down and ponder life's mysteries? Why would you need to add a diabolical jester's cap and hypnotic black-and-white striping for that? You wouldn't! So this isn't your grandparents' Jester Skull Cane. It's a sinister baton made for a wicked-looking agent of chaos and lover of mayhem, or the unrepentant ringmaster of a high-octane thrill circus!


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Couples Cheese & Cracker Costume Set

Couples Cheese & Cracker Costume Set

1278675846

$49.99

Couples Costume Crunch TimeThere’s always so much pressure when putting together a couples costume. First of all, you need to put together a look that matches, otherwise no one will be able to tell that you’re a couple from a glance. You also need something that’s easy for both of you to wear. Nothing is worse than one member of the duo having tons of fun, while the other is trying to readjust their outfit the entire night. Lastly, there’s always an expectation that your couples costume has a touch of humor to it. Your couples look needs to get a few chuckles throughout the night! So, where do you even begin? Two words: cheese and crackers.Now, hear us out. Cheese and crackers are the perfect duo to dress up as during your next costume party. Food costumes are always a funny choice, but beyond that, this particular costume choice allows you to set up some pretty great jokes. You can be cheese, since you’re always kind of “cheesy” and your partner can be crackers because they’re sometimes a little “flaky”. Or maybe your sense of humor is a little “dry and salty” and your partner is just no Gouda at jokes. Start using those jokes while you wear this outfit and you’ll be the hit of the party!Product DetailsThis Cheese and Crackers couples costumes comes with everything you need to turn you and your partner into a coordinated look for the party! It comes with one polyfoam cheese tunic, which is designed to look like a slice of Swiss cheese. It also comes with a cracker shaped tunic, which is designed to look like a saltine cracker. Each tunic fits easily over your normal clothes, so it’s a quick and easy way for you and your partner to get a funny couples look in a matter of minutes.


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Headband Cactus

Headband Cactus

1265312513

$6.99

A Prickly PredicamentPicture this. You find yourself stuck in the middle of the desert without food, water, or friends. What do you do? Tough question, isn't it? Well, here's what we'd do! First, you need to make friends with the locals. The desert is filled mostly with lizards, bugs, and snakes, so you're going to want to wear something that will make them feel at ease. If you can make them feel at ease with your presence, you should be able to strike up a casual conversation with a scorpion, who will definitely help you find water and shelter from the sun!That's why we recommend keeping this Cactus Headband handy at all times! Any time you randomly get lost in the desert, you can just pop this headband on and the desert critters are sure to warm up to you!Product DetailsThis simple headband comes with two small cactus-shaped ornaments on the top. Each one has a little flower on the side. Just place it on your head and you'll look right at home in the desert, ready to mingle with the local creatures... but maybe it's better if you don't follow our desert advice about trying to befriend scorpions in the wild and just use this as a cute hat to add to your costume instead!


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Clown Costume for Kids

Clown Costume for Kids

1316564748

$29.99

While some kids may fear clowns, others love them! And even if they fear clowns themselves, the best way to beat that fear is to join the crowd, right?This Children's Clown Costume is a cute and funny costume idea for kids to wear while out trick-or-treating this year. Your child will want to practice juggling or do a funny dance to entertain the crowd when they put on this funny kid’s clown costume. Not everyone was born to entertain under the Big Top, but we think your child is just what the circus has been looking for (and we’re sure you tell them that all the time!).This child clown will turn your child’s frown upside down (literally!) with all of the pizazz a clown costume should have. The yellow vest has an attached white undershirt to provide a good base layer. The red and blue jacket has green and yellow sleeves and is the perfect over layer to the base shirt. A colorful bowtie is attached to the vest as well as red buttons for a detailed look. Two faux pockets are sewn at the hips with big orange buttons. Matching pants are included that have an elastic waist for a comfortable fit and they have red and blue cuffs for even more clown-like detail. A yellow daisy foam hat is also included to top off this funny look. Pick up a wig, a clown nose, and some funny big red shoes to get them really looking the part! Don’t forget about the clown makeup!


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Jumbo Blue Baby Bottle

Jumbo Blue Baby Bottle

1328122004

$4.99

What baby wants baby gets! That's the motto we like to go by and babies seem to like it too, there's a lot less crying from both sides when we stick to it. Now, you never hear anyone say, "what the grownup wants, the grownup gets" and we think that is just sad, so why not revert back to infancy? Forget the time machine, because you can go through your second infancy by becoming an adult baby with this Jumbo Blue Baby Bottle! When your girlfriend calls you a man-child you can proudly lift your bottle to the heavens and give her a nod in agreement. If your parents tell you to act your age, say, in the most serious tone you can “goo-goo gah-gah”. While your boss is leaning over your shoulder, watching you work, like a hawk, proudly ask him for a pat on the back then belch until he leaves your personal space. Take your adult baby status seriously and remember that age is just a number, you're as old or as young as you want to be!


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Men's Plus Size Toy Soldier Costume

Men's Plus Size Toy Soldier Costume

1273691410

$59.99

Always on Duty Whether it's the Steadfast Tin Soldier or the militia pieces left under the tree by Herr Drosselmeyer, toy soldiers are always the good guys. They can withstand a lot and are never afraid to chase after some ridiculously large rats and keep them from ruining Christmas. Don't let their painted exteriors fool you - inside each one is a heart of gold with a good sense of rhythm for either marching in time or dancing at the Sugar Plum Fairy's ball. Product DetailsThis exclusive Plus Size Men's Toy Soldier Costume is the perfect outfit for Christmas plays, Halloween fun, and more! The red polyester jacket fastens up the center front and features criss-crossed white sashes, gold-tone buttons and fringed golden epaulets. The gold accents match the black faux leather belt's shiny center buckle. An elastic waistband makes the blue polyester pants extra comfortable to wear. The black faux leather drum hat has a high crown accented by a white plume. The Nutcracker Wants YOUWhat would a recruitment poster look like for the Nutcracker's army? It would probably say something about serving the crown with honor on a battlefield infested with vermin. After the rats are defeated, your leader may even invite you to a Christmas party more epic than any you've ever seen before. Also, in the toy soldier's world, there's no chance of getting injured during a fight. Your biggest danger is being locked in the toy box for too long and not getting to surreptitiously watch TV when no one's looking. 


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Cactus Cutie Kids Costume

Cactus Cutie Kids Costume

1272960812

$44.99

The Secret Saguaro StarCue the country western scene. A cowboy is striding out of a saloon, pistol at his hip. He's ready to confront the evil stagecoach robbers, who coincidentally are also the cattle rustlers who have been stealing the local ranchers' prize cattle herds. He stands in the middle of the street, squinting into the hot sun, and sees a... palm tree on the horizon. No, that can't be right. That doesn't create the same atmosphere at all. Someone find a cactus! Product DetailsBe a desert wonder when you wear this exclusive Kids Cactus Cutie Costume! The green corduroy jumpsuit zips up the front and is sewn all over with white yarn tufts that mimic the look of cactus spikes while still allowing you to sit down without injuring yourself. Its attached mitts can be flipped back to free your hands, and elastic at the ankle cuffs keep you snug and comfy. The costume's attached hood is lined on the inside and also sewn with yarn "spikes." The Wild West Wonder Yes, cowboys and other Western phenomena are awesome, but let's talk about cacti for a minute. Besides the fact that it has a super cool-sounding plural form, a cactus has literal spines. on. its. body. How amazing would that be? Plus, it can go for a really long time without needing a drink, which is a handy talent and kind of a low-key superpower if you think about it. And of course, just the sight of one puts you in the mood for a desert vacation. 


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E=MC2 Wig & Mustache Set

E=MC2 Wig & Mustache Set

1319389898

$16.99

What is it with the fact that people with crazy hair end up be just as smart as their hair is ridiculous. Maybe it's the number of volts of electricity that amped their minds up and gave them a permanent case of that static style sitting on their noggin or maybe those insane dos are actually aliens that have taken over their minds and are much smarter than the average human. Of course let's not forget the mustache either. People brave enough to wear this combination of the two out in public better be brave enough to take on the thrones of screaming fans hoping to get a little bit of their wisdom as they pass by. It's totally not because you'll look absolutely silly wearing it at all. We think it's actually starting to catch on it's just that possessing powder white curly hair and an inhumanly thick mustache is a difficult combination of genes to come by. What do you think we are, scientists?


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Ninjago Sword

Ninjago Sword

1213232792

$24.99

A Captivating CombinationThere seem to be a list of historical or fictional figures that most kids just think are cool. Almost every child, at some point in their lives, is interested in pirates, knights, pharaohs, ninjas, princesses, cowboys, or the ancient cultures they come from. Ninjas are at the top of the list for a lot of kiddos. Warriors that are careful and sneaky are a fascinating contrast to the bold combat styles of many other cultures. Now combine those warriors with the concept of LEGO sets and children can’t get enough. (Makes sense to us!) Lloyd Garmadon, the legendary Green Ninja, uses this cool sword for many of his adventures, and now your child can be the hero of their own story with it too!Product DetailsIf your kid is a fan of the show or the playsets, this LEGO Ninjago sword will go great with their Lloyd costume! They can perfect their Spinjitzu with this plastic sword like the one that Lloyd wields in season 8 of the show, complete with the ornamental gold tassel. He can swing his sword so fast that you can barely see it, and we’re sure your child will be just as proficient with a little practice. (We recommend hiding any antique vases first, though.)


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The Toy Story Toddler Mr/Mrs Potato Head Deluxe Costume

The Toy Story Toddler Mr/Mrs Potato Head Deluxe Costume

1235918406

$44.99

A HUNDRED LOOKS IN ONE!When you think about it, most of the characters of Toy Story are working with a pretty hefty disadvantage. If they want to try to convey their feelings to Andy, Bonnie, or any of the other human characters that populate the world, there isn't much of a way to do it! It isn't like they can be particularly expressive when they are made of plastic or porcelain! But, that's where Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head have solid strengths! With a quick flip of the eyebrow, they can go from a happy "let's go for it" attitude to one of "you aren't going to put me in there, are you!?" A bright smile says that they love the new Buzz Lightyear companion. Flip that over for a look of utter horror to let Andy know he should rethink the games he's playing! And, if they just can't watch the scary movie for a second longer, they can always ditch their eyes until the spooky parts are over! PRODUCT DETAILSThankfully, the ever-changing looks of the Potato Head family can belong to you and your kids, too! This Mrs. and Mrs. Potato Head costume is a deluxe and officially licensed look from Toy Story fame. This is an easy jumpsuit with ears sewn onto the side. Your kiddo can place the eyes, mouth, nose, and other character face parts all over the costume as desired with hook and loop connections to create whatever look they want! KNOW WHAT THEY'RE THINKINGThanks to the Potato Head family's ability to reshape their faces on a whim, your kiddo can let you know how they feel with a quick change, too! Candy Bar treats for Halloween? Happy face! The brand new kale and asparagus wraps? Well, they might just hide their mouth for that one! 


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Old Man Deluxe Mask

Old Man Deluxe Mask

1289660784

$29.99

They say that with age comes wisdom. But we say, why not speed that process up a bit?If you want to add to your aging appearance and step into your sage and golden years, this Old Man Deluxe Mask will add wrinkles to your face without adding years to your life. Finally, you can get the respect you deserve! Everyone will be falling over themselves to offer to help you out and will be asking you about how it was back in the day when things were so much better. You can add it to a Halloween costume that asks for a more “weathered” appearance, or you may even choose to wear this mask without your costume this year; wisdom beyond your years, after all, is worth its weight in gold.


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Adult Inflatable Panda Costume

Adult Inflatable Panda Costume

1267062240

$49.99

Someone Get This Man a Bamboo!Pandas are the pudgy, adorable, bumbling goofs of the bear world. They're roly-poly and sweet looking. and are absolutely cuddle-able. Get on board with the panda pudge and suit up in this Inflatable Adult Panda Costume. (Plus, nobody will expect you to get anywhere fast.) Grab a stick of bamboo, find a cozy place to snuggle up, and don't even worry about picking up a partner. Just do your own thing, at your own pace, and enjoy the easy panda life.Product DetailsInflatable costumes are magic. They look like you did a lot, but are the lowest-key costume ever. Just step in, zip up, and hit the "on" switch on the battery pack. (Oh, and don't forget 4 AA batteries--they're not included.) The fan in the battery pack do all the work! Within minutes, you're fully inflated and ready to live large. Elastic around the wrists and ankles keep everything in place (and how cute are those pink panda paws?) Convince a group of friends to go in on these together and start your own flash mob. T-rex costumes on TikTok are out. Pandas are in!Don't Be a Sad PandaEven South Park knew that pandas shouldn't be sad. And who could be sad when you show up dressed as a panda? This inflatable suit zips up the back and inflates instantly thanks to a self-contained battery pack. No need for tons of add-on accessories or costume makeup. Let the inflatable to all the talking!


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Blunt Master Costume

Blunt Master Costume

1305472823

$39.99

You’re not just a blunt. This isn’t a private affair after work. This is an event. You’re the Big Doobie. The Blunt Master. This is a Super Bowl, New Year’s Eve, 4/20, Martin Luther King Jr. Day blunt. Five guys threw down on this thing and they still tapped out on it before it was done. It left the curtains smelling long after mom and dad got back in town. So don’t be surprised if you end up getting passed around a little while wearing this costume––it’s not chill to hang onto you for too long.You’re legal now in some states, baby! Probably not the best choice for chaperoning a second-grade Halloween party, but it might be a hit at Grandma’s retirement home bash––you know, chronic pain, memories of the 60s and all. You might want to avoid airports. But wear your beliefs loud and proud far away from any federal law enforcement in our blunt costume!This Big Doobie Costume is 100 polyester––not smokable! You’ll have to stitch some wraps together if you actually want a blunt this big. It has a polyester brown tunic with a burgundy band displaying the unsubtle Blunt Master logo. What’s Blunt Master? You is, brah! The costume has a lei of giant (polyester, sorry) marijuana leaves that attaches to the collar with Hook and Loop fastener. Again, not smokeable. We can’t help you on sourcing that. But walking around in this costume probably won’t hurt in hooking up with other lovers of the herb!


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Soap and Loofa Adult Couples Costume

Soap and Loofa Adult Couples Costume

1265318360

$44.99

The Couple That Showers Together Stays TogetherThere's a lot you can learn about your sweetie from their hygiene habits. Do they like the water boiling hot or only lukewarm? Do they only use a specific kind of shampoo? What if they have long hair: Do they wash it neatly down the drain or leave it swirled in interesting patterns on the shower wall? Whatever the story, it's a good way to learn to tolerance and how to appreciate each other's quirks (unless they use your favorite body wash again. Then it's war.) Product DetailsLook squeaky clean and super cute in your Adult Soap and Loofa Couples Costume! The set contains two tunics, the first of which is white and shaped like a rectangle, with the word "Soap" printed in caps on the front. The second tunic is a strapless number with a drawstring band and fluffy tiers of pink mesh and a matching pink shower cap. The set also includes bubble balloons that you can carry or stick on your costumes, as well as decorative stickers shaped like rubber ducks, suds, and more. Rub a Dub Dub Show off your favorite form of joint self-care by teaming up with your sweetheart for the perfect tanden costume! You'll be the freshest dating pair around, and better yet, there's no need to actually shower before putting on your outfits because everyone will already assume that you've freshened up. (If you're a little stinky, though, they'll probably be able to tell.) 


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Checkered Jumbo Shoe for a Clown

Checkered Jumbo Shoe for a Clown

1265318682

$24.99

Walk the Clown WalkWell, friend, you're finally doing it. You have been promising for months and months that you're going to quit your fancy Fortune 500 job and run away with the circus...and it seems like today may be the day! Well, great! You've...thought this through, right? We're not trying to dissuade you, it's just that clowning, as a profession, is actually a lot harder than it sounds. And the benefits can be tough. But doing something you really love can be very rewarding.Here, why don't you do this? Grab a clown costume and try on these Checkered Jumbo Clown Shoes. Maybe taking the whole idea for a dry run this Halloween will give you an idea of clown life. After all, they say if you want to know someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. Now, we don't recommend these giant shoes for long walks, but, you get the idea right? So go ahead and walk the clown walk in these jumbo shoes. If you like it, we'll see you at the circus!Product DetailsThis pair of footwear looks authentically kooky, with its oversized silhouette and surprisingly lightweight construction. The laces tie up the solid black panel, while the rest of the shoe is decked out in a black-and-white checkerboard pattern. 


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Men's Plus Size Ringmaster Costume

Men's Plus Size Ringmaster Costume

1213245274

$59.99

P. T. Barnum build a legendary circus, but does anyone remember Bailey's name when it comes to Barnum & Bailey? Nope! Why not? James Anthony Bailey (That was his name, by the way. Good ol' J. A. Bailey, although it doesn't have the ring of P. T. Barnum, we admit) was at least half of Barnum & Bailey's Circus. Then you've got the Ringling Brothers, who teamed up with Barnum & Bailey to form the greatest show on earth. But do you know any of their names? Of course not. You're too busy enjoying the incredible circus! You wouldn't even know how many brothers there were (There were seven brothers, although only five of the brothers worked to build the circus together).So what we're saying is, when you decide to become the Ringmaster of the greatest show on earth, you're going to want to make sure you've got a memorable name. How about... P. T. Barnling? Or Ringling Barnbros? Okay those could use some work. But listen, you're the entertainer, not us! You come up with the unforgettable name. In the meantime, you can practice your image and showmanship in this gorgeous Ringmaster costume. You'll also probably need to fend of some lions and command and elephant to stand on two legs. Classic Ringmaster stuff, if you're up for it. Just don't lose your top hat thinking up that name. It'll come to you as naturally as your skills as a Ringmaster. You're a part of the circus now, friend. Give them a show to write home about (or tweet about. Might get more buzz by tweeting).Note: We are not responsible for any elephant, lion, or trapeze attacks while wearing this costume.


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Vintage Strongman Boys Costume

Vintage Strongman Boys Costume

1285748361

$44.99

THE GREATEST SHOW OF STRENGTHNo matter your lot in life, you've probably had some hefty dreams of being known for some kind of exceptional and almost superhuman skill.  If by now, you have not yet felt your mutant strengths beginning to appear, it might be out of luck.  (We're still crossing our fingers for you, of course.)  But, either way, it doesn't mean that your family needs to be left in the dark without those skills!  Your kiddo still has plenty opportunity to develop some of those amazing talents and bring about an amazing change for the future.  Until we have schools for the extraordinary, though, your tyke might need to stick to proving themselves in contests of strength down at the local carnival.  Sure, we might not have seen them all that active since the '20s, but everything can have its comeback.FUN DETAILSShow the world your tyke's might with this Vintage Strongman Boy's Costume.  This exclusive white and red wrestler's style singlet is the mix of a pullover shirt that features tattooed designs and elastic waist pants with all the circus-style markings that you're hoping for.  The included belt has a hook and loop fastener for easy wear and features an oversized, decorative metal buckle in the front that only heightens that victoriously strong look.  All you'll need next is an olden-day mustache, some mock dumbells, and either a bald cap or a wig for even crazier hair and the festival is won! A DREAM OF STRENGTH MADE REALWhen your kiddo tells you that they want to be super strong when they grow up, they're probably picturing something like Captain America or Superman.  Who can blame them?  They're pretty recognizably strong folks.  But, imagine the fun of letting your kiddo be a real-world strongman and show everyone how it can really work!  This Vintage Strongman Costume is just the way to make that dream come true.  


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Costume Headsock

Costume Headsock

1272078506

$2.99

Sock TalkLet's talk socks. Some people aren't a fan of socks. We think those people are crazy! They're cozy, they make it easier to wear shoes, and you can get them in all sorts of different designs. We love socks. In fact, we've been thinking that maybe your feet aren't the only part of your body that might enjoy wearing a sock. Like, what about your head? We decided to investigate.We started out with a normal sock, designed for a foot. To make a long story short, don't trying wearing a normal sock on your head (really, don't try it at home)! Then, we found out about this Black Costume Headsock! It might not actually be as cozy as a traditional pair of socks for your feet, but it definitely gets the job done!Product DetailsThis black headsock is a pretty simple design. It's made out of a polyester material that stretches to fit most adults and it even has an elastic band around the bottom. When you have it on your head, the headsock allows for vision, but your vision may be limited, so take caution while wearing it! You can wear this with a variety of different costumes


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Clever Lil' Clown Toddler Costume

Clever Lil' Clown Toddler Costume

1265312246

$39.99

Feeling a Little FunnyOne of the hardest parts of being a committed clown at the age of 5 is pre-school.  Many kids struggle with the big life changes associated with starting their education, but it can be even harder if the other kids see you as “different”. Once they noticed your giant shoes, huge red nose, and rainbow colored, poofy afro, no kid would be able to resist pointing it out.At block-stacking time, those giant clown hands make it impossible to achieve stacks of five or six like the other kids. In fact, you’re lucky if you get 3 before you inadvertently knock it down! Likewise, finger-painting is a huge hassle. Then there’s the difficulty of nap time when your nose squeaks every time you move your head! That classic, old clown get-up is just so outdated…Juggling Fashion TrendsThat’s why we have invented this Clever Lil’ Clown Toddler Costume. It’s a little bit sleeker and more modern than the typical clown-wear that you can get from any Clown-Mart. The muted colors fit in better with the styles of today, so you don’t have to worry about being the weird clown girl with the bright yellow overalls anymore; you can just enjoy your cute, frilly dress! The parasol, hat, and hair also accessorize the outfit perfectly, so you don’t have to worry about making it match on your own.A Beautiful JesterIf you are looking for the perfect clown costume for your toddler, then this is the one for you. It is a perfect blend of scary and cute, which means you can brag all night about how well they are juggling those traits!


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