Clown Costume for Adults

Clown Costume for Adults

1316564750

$49.99

In this adult clown costume, you'll turn everyone's frown upside down! The costume includes a yellow vest that Hook and Loop fasteners in the back for closure and has an attached white, undershirt. A colorful bow tie is attached at the top and red buttons decorate the vest. A red and blue jacket with green and yellow sleeves is worn over the vest. Two faux pockets sit on the hips and it closes with an elastic band that is hidden by the two large, orange buttons. The collar is lined with a colorful plaid pattern that is also found on the pants. The pants have an elastic waistband and red and blue cuffs. The costume is complete with the included, foam hat. The top hat features a yellow daisy in the front to give this costume a classic touch. Add our jumbo sneakers or a squeaking nose for a great look!


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Funhouse Clown Cotton Candy Wig

Funhouse Clown Cotton Candy Wig

1228412530

$24.99

 Sugar and SpiceIn the world of clowning, there are clowns, and then there are CLOWNS. What's the difference? The former group is your standard, run-of-the-mill, red curly-haired, big ball nose, oversized shoe-wearing clowns. We don't want to call them "cliche," because they are also classic, but we've been there, seen that. The latter category, however, is a new generation of clowns that is taking clown culture to a whole new level. And here's the fun part...not only can you not predict what these cool clowns will look like, but you also never know what they'll do! Take this Cotton Candy Funhouse Clown Wig, for example. You may think to yourself "cotton candy, how sweet!" But this clown may be meant for mischief, mayhem, and even perhaps a bit of Halloween haunting. You never know! Design & DetailsThis amazing concoction of CLOWN-like proportions is based on a mesh wig cap with an elastic edge for a snug fit. The cap is topped with blue hair and bangs, as well as matching curly tendrils at the temples. But the showstopper is the bright pink and blue cotton-candy-inspired bouffant — two cones coming off the sides — that make this wig a total eye-catcher! 


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Toddler Pinafore Clown Costume

Toddler Pinafore Clown Costume

1265316918

$44.99

Start the Show!Your kiddo is a born performer. They might enjoy singing their favorite songs for you. Maybe they're always making up their own plays and showcasing them for the family. Or perhaps their style of entertainment is more humorous, with slapstick comedy routines or jokes that sometimes make sense. If your kiddo loves to put on a show, what's a better way to help out their performance than by getting them just the right outfit?We'll admit it, some clown costumes are just downright creepy. But some of the outfits out there are actually cute and would fit very well with your toddler's aptitude for lighthearted entertainment. We think they'd feel right at home in our version of a pastel clown dress!Design & DetailsYour kiddo will be ready to perform when they put on this Toddler Pinafore Clown Costume! Our designers created this cute clown costume so your kiddo can be the star of the show! This three-piece set starts with a jersey knit long-sleeved shirt, which is printed with a cheerful white and pink checkered pattern. Multicolored polka-dotted tights ensure your kiddo will look jolly from head to toe.The last piece is a playful pinafore dress that buttons at the shoulders and is decorated with large yellow flowers on the front. The design includes checked, striped, and polka-dotted fabric sections for a whimsical feel. Your kiddo will be ready for lots of clowning around once they put on this sweet costume!


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Carnival Clown Toddler Costume

Carnival Clown Toddler Costume

1272960698

$24.99

Clownin' AroundThe Toddler Carnival Clown Costume is an adorable and playful outfit that will make any child look like the life of the party! This costume is made from 100% polyester jersey knit and satin fabrics, which are durable and easy to care for.The jumpsuit is designed with a hook and loop fastener at the center back for easy dressing, and elastic at the ankles and wrists to ensure a snug and comfortable fit. The body of the jumpsuit is made from a soft and stretchy jersey knit fabric, while the sleeves are crafted from shimmering satin and feature colorful, appliqued patches.The finishing touch of this costume is the ruffled satin collar, which has a hook and loop fastener at the back to keep it securely in place. This adds a pop of color and fun to the overall look of the costume, making it stand out in a crowd. The bucket-style hat is the perfect finishing touch, as it adds an extra touch of whimsy to the costume and helps to complete the clown look.This Toddler Carnival Clown Costume is perfect for Halloween, costume parties, or any other occasion where children can dress up and have fun. Whether your child is performing silly antics or just playing with friends, this costume is sure to bring a smile to everyone's face. The bright and cheerful colors, along with the playful design, make this costume perfect for little ones who love to have fun and bring joy to those around them.So why wait? Grab this Toddler Carnival Clown Costume today and watch your child light up the room with their smile and laughter!


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Venus Flytrap Jawesome Costume Hat

Venus Flytrap Jawesome Costume Hat

1295850230

$19.99

Evolving AudreyA few of our office staff take horticulture to the next level. Mere succulents at the desk aren't enough. Not one of them is satisfied with your average philodendron. Even a fully flowering cactus still leaves them a bit thorny. But, you know what they say about pet owners that end up looking a bit like their furry friends? Let's just say we couldn't have predicted what would have happened next. It started in Accounting. Audrey was looking just a bit green. (And then viny.) The good news is that there are zero office flies and the rest of the office plants are in full bloom! Product DetailsIf you've got a bit of a green thumb and want to help spread your love for plants to the rest of your friends, you can't go wrong with this Venus Flytrap Jawesome Hat! Pop your head through the bottom hole and into the elastic cap on the top of this unique costume hat. The whole thing is designed to look like a real-to-live man-eating plant! Thanks to the felt teeth and curly vines, you'll be all smiles.Greens for DinnerWhen you give a planter twist to your style thanks to this Jawesome Hat, you'll be one with vegetation everywhere. The only question is whether snacking on broccoli is a moral quandary. We doubt anybody will argue with what kind of diet you have when they get a look at your toothy grin, though! 


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Kids Inflatable Giant Squid Costume

Kids Inflatable Giant Squid Costume

1228415733

$69.99

Squid KidIt's that magical time of year again. The leaves are slowly starting to change. The air is turning crisp. Pumpkin is starting to show up in everything. And your little one is deciding what to be for Halloween this year. You're pretty sure it will be either a ninja or a unicorn. Both characters have gotten a lot of air time at your house this year, showing up in books, movies, and imaginative play. Your child sits down to dinner, this is the big moment, you can feel it in your bones. "I have decided what I want to be for Halloween this year," your child says, with authority. "After much deliberation, I would like to dress as...a giant squid."Wow. We...did not see that coming. But no worries, parents! Redirect and rest assured this Kids Inflatable Giant Squid Costume exists because your child is not the only one with unique Halloween tastes. Plus, giant squid are actually pretty awesome, and we wish more people chose to dress like them. At least your kiddo is original!Product DetailsThis unique costume is comprised of a bodysuit that zips up the back and inflates to create the stunning squid you see here. The look comes with battery packs and fans placed inside the costume strategically, for easy wear (well, as easy as possible when dressed as a giant squid!). You'll need to provide AA batteries, but besides that, this cool costume pretty much speaks for itself.Giant ExpectationsWe think it's so fun your child went for this look, and we can't wait to see what kinds of giant fun they have this holiday. Next year, try to wipe your mind clear of expectations. Clearly, you never know what your child will be into on any given day! 


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Cheech Costume

Cheech Costume

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$29.99

We don’t want to advocate any one kind of “relaxing” activity over another. In fact, we think the best kinds of activities are the legal ones, as determined by your local, state, or federal government. But, if you are a fan of one specific form of relaxation over another, and you love a certain set of movies that originated from the comedy classic Up In Smoke, then we may just have the costume for you.That’s right, it’s Cheech Marin! Exactly one half of the great comedy duo, Cheech and Chong. In this Cheech Costume, you’ll be perfectly (and legally) mellowed out, ready to take on a sometimes difficult world with the cool grooviness of a laid back dude. You may even want to grab your best friend, slap a Chong outfit on him, and hit the road -- soberly, of course -- bringing laughter and positive vibes to every place you go. Either way, you shouldn’t have a hard time chilling in this loose fit yellow half-tank, red cap, and included suspenders. The two piece mustache and wig really completes the look, as no respectable person could claim to resemble Cheech without the facial hair.Regardless of how you like to pass the time with your best friend, we think this costume is the a mellow way to reflect your chill vibes, man. Just don’t forget to make everyone laugh. Laughter is legal everywhere.


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Kids Lego Iconic Kit

Kids Lego Iconic Kit

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$24.99

Sweet, Sweet NostalgiaIt's almost surreal, isn't it? You probably remember dumping a big pile of Lego pieces onto the floor, just so you could sort through your entire collection to find that one missing piece. Your parents probably yelped in agony as they stepped barefoot on a stray Lego from your collection. You also probably had that intense feeling of satisfaction the second you placed the last piece on your latest masterpiece. But the surreal part is that now you're all grown up and your little one is going through all of those same things... and now you're the one stepping on stray Lego pieces on the floor.Design & DetailsWell, now you can help take your child's Lego experience to the next level! Instead of just building Legos, your child can actually become one. All you need is this Child Lego Iconic Kit and a little bit of imagination. It comes with a plastic mask and foam hands so they can seure that coveted Lego look.


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Men's Funny Feet Costume Shoes

Men's Funny Feet Costume Shoes

1305591901

$14.99

Small Change, Maximum Effect We don't pay a lot of attention to feet, usually. That's why it's such a fun idea to change them super subtly. After all, your face gets masks, your hands get gloves, and the rest of your body gets costumes. Why limit your feet to boring, normal shoes? Product DetailsPut your best foot forward in this pair of Funny Feet Costume Shoes for Men! Made of sturdy vinyl, the slide-style slippers are molded to look like bare human feet with oversized toes and big veins. The outer soles feature a textured, anti-slip surface. Twinkle Toes If you brought these feet to a podiatrist, he or she would probably be a little worried for you. But if you wear them with a Halloween costume, they're sure to be a hit. Add these to an outfit and watch your friends try to hide their double-takes when they see your funny flippers. 


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Deluxe Kid's Batman Lego Movie 2 Costume

Deluxe Kid's Batman Lego Movie 2 Costume

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$59.99

Just the Lego Guy for the JobBatman can handle any task! Lord Business causing trouble in Bricksburg? He's ready to stop him. Is The Joker plotting some kind of nefarious scheme in Gotham City? Don't worry about it! Batman has it covered. Does Dick Grayson need a father figure and a fancy outfit? Yeah, Batman's good for that! What about when Queen Watevera Wa'Nabi needs a new hubby? Hey, Batman's ready to do it, especially if it means he can show up Superman! How about helping your child become the coolest Lego guy at the costume party? Oh yeah, Batman is all about that!With this Kid's Lego Movie 2 Batman Deluxe Costume, your child can transform into Lego's greatest superhero, Batman (despite whatever Superman might try to tell you).Product DetailsThis kid's costume is officially licensed from The Lego Movie 2. It comes with everything your child to become the blocky version of The Dark Knight. It starts with a foam tunic that's shaped like a Lego mini-figure body. It fits with a fastener in the back for easy fitting. The front of the tunic has Batman's suit printed on it, including a bright red Bat-symbol, a utility belt, and muscles! The matching pants have printed details and an elastic waistband for a comfortable fit. Of course, every superhero needs to protect their secret identity, which is why this costume comes with a mask! It's made out of molded plastic and fits with an elastic band. Finally, the finishing touch to this costume comes in the form a pair of mitts shaped like Lego hands. They have that classic horseshoe shape and fit over your child's hands like gloves. Put it all together and your child will be ready to face any villain around!Cooler Than SupermanIf your child is a huge fan of the Lego Movie, or if they love Batman, then this is the right costume for them! It's definitely much cooler than dressing up like Lego Superman!


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Girl's Clever Clown Child Costume

Girl's Clever Clown Child Costume

1265312403

$39.99

A Lot of Clown-t at CourtOddly enough, one of the most important people in the Middle Ages was the court jester. This person was not only genuinely hilarious, but they also had the opportunity to regularly speak to the king, which most other courtiers could only dream of. That is the kind of power that a jester could get used to and use to gain wealth for themselves, or, if they were the scary kind of jester, to cause spooky mischief.That is what makes style choices so important for anyone who wants to pursue that kind of career at court. If you dress in a neutral way, no one will ever know where you stand and you won’t be as successful. So, it is important for every court jester to display their ethos and personality on their sleeve, whether they want to be good or bad.Merry and ScaryThat is where this Girl’s Clever Clown Child Costume excels! It has all the hallmarks of a smart and slightly wicked jester, while still being stylish and chic. The overall style dress and poofy-cuffed shirt place it well into the quirky jester category, while the dark colors declare it to be quite spooky. The matching hat and frilly neck add that extra little bit of comically scary feeling that will set you apart from the other wannabe clowns!Dressed for JestIf you are looking for that perfect clown costume that will make people think that you are very frightening indeed, then this is the costume for you! Your jokes will all land, since everyone will be laughing in nervous fear around you anyway!


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LEGO Ninjago Lloyd Legacy Prestige Boy's Costume

LEGO Ninjago Lloyd Legacy Prestige Boy's Costume

1293099028

$69.99

The Ninja of ProphecyHave you ever wondered? You know, that maybe... just maybe... your child might be a legendary ninja, just waiting to be discovered? Hey, it happens all the time in cartoons and video games, so who's to say it couldn't happen in real life?If you have been wondering, then maybe it's time to let your give this officially licensed Ninjago Lloyd Costume a spin! They'll get to look just like their favorite character from the series, and you might just find out that they're the ninja of prophecy in real life!Product DetailsInspired by the chosen one, himself, this costume has everything you need to turn your child into a skilled ninja! The LEGO Lloyd Legacy Prestige Ninjao Costume comes officially licensed from the cartoon series and it packed full of great details. It'll have any little fan ready to battle it out with the bad guys!The costume starts with a tunic-style top that has foam backing to help it keep that iconic LEGO shape. Both the front and the back have printed graphics to recreate Lloyd's signature ninja suit. It even has a printed gold dragon right on the chest. The matching green pants fit with an elastic band around the waist, providing a snug, yet comfortable, fit. The pants also feature printed graphics to help complete the ninja transformation!The Ninjago costume also comes with various accessories to help your child complete their look. The foam-backed mitts are black and designed to look like LEGO hands. Of course, the most important part about this costume is the mask! Every great ninja needs a mask! The mask is made out of molded plastic and has mesh in the eyes for vision. It fits with an elastic band, so it's easy for your child to put it on and take it off!


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Infant Clowning Around Costume

Infant Clowning Around Costume

1228412476

$39.99

Dressed for SuccessEvery year, it seems, clown employers are asking for more and more on applications, especially in terms of experience and education. Even starting positions now commonly list a requirement for one to five years of experience! While that hardly seems fair or sensible, we cannot deny that is a fact of the world at this point, and therefore we recommend you get your baby started right away.If your infant has shown any interest in becoming a legendary clown, then get them this Infant Clowning Around Costume. As long as they wear it, they are accruing applicable hours of experience that will be indispensable in their chosen career path (as long as it is being a clown). Besides, at least if they wear this outfit, no one will have to wonder why they are making all those funny faces, it will fit right in with the whole look!Bucket of LaughsSaving for clown college and setting up your child with an early background in clowning is a great way to get them started on their path, but don’t forget the most important part: taking pictures! Your child will be so cute in this clown costume that you will swear you’re being bamboozled. The colorful onesie with cute, clownish details will make you ooh and ahh as they do all their normal baby clown things.A Laughing StockIf you are looking for the perfectly hilarious and cute clown costume for your infant, then this is the one for you. You will break your funny bone when you see what an adorable performer your child can be!


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Plus Size Giggles the Clown Women's Costume

Plus Size Giggles the Clown Women's Costume

1316791952

$44.99

We’re not sure if you’ve heard, but clowns are having a bit of moment right now. This thrills you, of course, as a lifetime lover of all things clownish. Now you can finally rest at ease this Halloween knowing for sure what society has finally proven: clowning never goes out of style.No one will second-guess the sighting of you in this cute and classic ensemble. Just step (or tumble, or somersault) into this Plus Size Giggles the Clown Costume and cram a bunch of pals into your coupe—ta-dah! You’re ready to head to the big party tonight.You’ve brushed up on your favorite jokes so you can crack the crowd up (your favorite) and you’ve been perfecting your pantomime. Lucky for you, one of your best pals is dressed like and elephant, so you can incorporate her into your act for the evening. And though we hope your party lacks a real lion to tame, you can always carry around a replica and act afraid of its ferocity. You’re proving with every move that clowns aren’t inherently scary! Brava!You may even incorporate this costume into your bit—maybe its rainbow polka dots remind you of gum balls and the bloomers allow for some top-notched tumbling. You made sure to top off your look with a red clown nose and a crazy colored wig, right? We’ll be sure to take a video of you hamming it up, so the folks in cyber land can see a real clown who isn’t afraid to take the age-old clowning craft seriously.


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Kids Big Top Clown Costume

Kids Big Top Clown Costume

1315125643

$19.99

What do clowns and kids have in common? Both can cause equal amounts of terror! If you’re not a coulrophobe (a person who suffers from serious clown related phobias) or if you're not really afraid of young children running around wild and unabashed, then yes, this child Big Top Clown costume is for you and your young one. But if the thought of a kid in a clown costume terrifies you then please feel free to look at pirate costumes (we have a ton of those too)!This classic clown look will instantly transform any child into being a comedian worthy of performing under the big top. With a vibrant polyester top, coordinating pants, and a pretty-darn-silly collar, this costume will provide the garments to achieve your little one's desired look. Add some make-up, a wig, and oversized shoes (sold separately) to complete the look. We're sure that this kid's Big Top costume will be a fun addition to your child's big party, and that you absolutely won't have anything to fear. (From the kids or your little clown!)


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Adult Inflatable Avocado Costume

Adult Inflatable Avocado Costume

1329582786

$44.99

Where's the Toast?Listen, we all know it's true. Avocado on toast is delicious. It's simple, it's filling, and avocados are a super food, so it just makes plain sense to eat it for breakfast. All those avocado haters out there probably just haven't tried it yet. The humble avocado probably just needs a little more exposure, and that's where this Inflatable Avocado Costume comes in!When you wear this adult-sized inflatable costume, you can make the case for the benefits of eating avocados while at your next costume party! If you love the tasty fruit, it's your duty to give them a good name out there!Product DetailsThis costume is ultra-easy to use and can be worn over your normal clothes. Just toss it on over your jeans and t-shirt and inflate! The costume comes with a jumpsuit made out of windbreaker-style fabric with elastic bands around the arms and legs to create an airtight seal.The suit has a fan housed inside of the suit. With the simple flip of a switch, the suit inflates within just a few minutes. When fully inflated, the costume takes the shape of an avocado, sliced in half with the pit in the middle. Leave the fan on to keep the costume fully inflated!


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Bricky Blocks Blue Snapback Hat

Bricky Blocks Blue Snapback Hat

1237271809

$14.99

Some people aren't exactly thrilled to be out and about at a function like a costume party. So we're big fans of announcing as directly as possible that you are, in fact, fun. You can do just that by building the word "FUN" with this cool Bricky Blocks Blue Snapback Hat.We think there's something downright empowering about wearing something on your head. Don't you agree? ...Okay, okay, allow us to explain. A crown, a headband, a gorgeous and tasteful hat--all of it, any of it, we'll take it. Like, how do you feel when you have the opportunity to bestow upon yourself some new noggin ornament that attracts attention all the world over. It's nice to feel noticed, you know? And there's no better spotlight than the perfect headdress.Crowns are downright royal, conveying a sense of importance that we rather enjoy. Headbands are great in their versatility, but limited in that they don't cover our heads. In cold weather, that's just a deal-breaker. Hats, meanwhile, can be difficult to get just right. When's it right, for instance, to wear a fascinator? Because we wore ours to grab coffee the other day and the stares we got were, erm, less than admiring. When do you go ball cap over beanie? It's a hard call to make, right?! We can never feel certain about that decision. We're here to fix that with this headwear like this Bricky Blocks Blue Snapback Hat. The Bricky Blocks are sold separately, though. It will get everyone reminiscing about the building blocks of their childhood, and will cement your place as one of the fun ones. Snag some other Bricky Blocks accessories to get a group theme going. See what we mean about their sheer versitility and power now? Ah, the power of a good hat.


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Girl's Nerd Kit

Girl's Nerd Kit

1314615219

$19.99

Nerd Alert!So, you've heard that nerds are all the rage this year. The only problem? Your child is a totally cool and popular girl! If there's nothing nerdy about your gal, then you'll have to get creative if she wants to hop on the bandwagon for Halloween.This Nerd Kit for Girls can turn even the queen bee of the seventh grade into a Grade A dweeb, instantly. How fun! No one will even be able to recognize your little fab fashionista around the school hallways!Product DetailsSuspenders, neckties, and glasses...oh my! This little kit has it all, from the bow in her (nerdy) braids to the pins on her (nerdy) shirt. A patch reads "I Love Nerds," in case there was any doubt. All she needs is one of those gigantic TI-82 calculators (are those things still around?) and a Periodic Table to tote around, just in case she needs to rattle off some of the elements. Smart StartOf course, the one thing this look can't do is instill nerdy smarts in its wearer, but luckily, your kid already has them in spades! She may not be a member of the mathletes, but she certainly looks the part for trick-or-treating this year!


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Men's Bearded Woman Costume

Men's Bearded Woman Costume

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$49.99

A Braided Beauty Are you getting tired of a world where the guys are always the ones making the rules? Deciding who gets what and which style is going to be the most popular this season? Stroking their facial hair while doing their best to dive into deep thought? Well, it's pretty well known that women can do everything men can do. Often, even better! So, don't leave facial hair to be a man's job. Show the world that a woman's style can actually improve upon bearded behavior! Then again, the glory of a beautiful dress doesn't have to be only in the realm of the women, either! Men could surely enjoy the feeling of fabric swaying at their thighs while they stride in style upon the stage. Perhaps it is a time for the famous looks of men and women to unite so we can create a look that will really be remembered!  Design & DetailsThe spotlight is about to give you the time in center stage and we've got a look that will make you grin from ear to ear... assuming folks will see it through your fuzzy face in this Bearded Woman costume! This Made by Us look was put together by our in-house team. It is a luxurious dress of dark red taffeta with satin details and more ruffles than a guy can count. The included hair clip is a lovely flower that matches the look of the dress. If you struggle with a beard of your own, don't forget to pick up one of our beard and wig kits to complete your look! 


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Men's Plus Size Ringmaster Costume

Men's Plus Size Ringmaster Costume

1213245274

$59.99

P. T. Barnum build a legendary circus, but does anyone remember Bailey's name when it comes to Barnum & Bailey? Nope! Why not? James Anthony Bailey (That was his name, by the way. Good ol' J. A. Bailey, although it doesn't have the ring of P. T. Barnum, we admit) was at least half of Barnum & Bailey's Circus. Then you've got the Ringling Brothers, who teamed up with Barnum & Bailey to form the greatest show on earth. But do you know any of their names? Of course not. You're too busy enjoying the incredible circus! You wouldn't even know how many brothers there were (There were seven brothers, although only five of the brothers worked to build the circus together).So what we're saying is, when you decide to become the Ringmaster of the greatest show on earth, you're going to want to make sure you've got a memorable name. How about... P. T. Barnling? Or Ringling Barnbros? Okay those could use some work. But listen, you're the entertainer, not us! You come up with the unforgettable name. In the meantime, you can practice your image and showmanship in this gorgeous Ringmaster costume. You'll also probably need to fend of some lions and command and elephant to stand on two legs. Classic Ringmaster stuff, if you're up for it. Just don't lose your top hat thinking up that name. It'll come to you as naturally as your skills as a Ringmaster. You're a part of the circus now, friend. Give them a show to write home about (or tweet about. Might get more buzz by tweeting).Note: We are not responsible for any elephant, lion, or trapeze attacks while wearing this costume.


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Plus Size Men's Dashing Ringmaster Costume

Plus Size Men's Dashing Ringmaster Costume

1292924469

$89.99

Ladies and Gentlemen! Clowns flying from cannons, lion tamers putting their heads in the fanged mouths of beasts, acrobats sparkling as they soar in death-defying feats... all of these things are amazing on their own! A little crazy when put together. It takes a showman with real flair to take all of these fabulous elements and, using nothing but his own beguiling sense of fun, present them as a show meant to captivate audiences and leave them talking of nothing else for days! Product DetailsThe crowds will go wild when you show up dressed in our exclusive Plus Size Dashing Ringmaster Costume! The costume's top comes together with two pieces. A long red velvet jacket with black satin vest panels starts the ensemble. Gold trims, printed embellishments, and shoulder epaulets with fringe ensure plenty of flair. The jacket-vest combo buttons up the center with small black buttons.A pleated, white satin cravat with a decorative gold button worn under the costume jacket creates the appearance of a button-up shirt. Black, elastic waistband pants with printed gold cord ensure a cohesive look, but completing the ensemble is a pair of black faux leather boot covers and a top hat with a red ribbon band.It's a Circus Around Here!If you like it when things are a little chaotic - ok, a lot chaotic - this is the costume for you! Show everyone that you have what it takes to wow the crowds with fabulous acts and your own sheer charisma. An outfit this amazing turns any room you enter into the Greatest Show on Earth. Lions, tigers, bears, and juggling clowns are all optional but highly encouraged. 


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Adult Pair of Sneakers Costume

Adult Pair of Sneakers Costume

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$59.99

The perfect costume for a couple that has a whole lot of "sole!" It's so hard to choose a couple's costume! From famous Hollywood couples to dynamic superhero duos, there are certainly a ton of options out there. However, if you're really looking for a unique couple's costume that will "kick" the other competition in the butt, then you really should consider dressing up as a pair of sneakers. Sure, it's an unorthodox costume but we have a feeling that your evening will be full of excitement while you and your beau are roaming around as giant shoes. Think about all the activities that could possibly be "afoot." Just get your hands on a rubber ball and you two could play a pretty intense game of soccer. These costumes are basically a "shoo" in for the best couple's costume award. Just remember to put one foot in front of the other whenever you guys walk up to claim your award, or you may just have a problem! Basically, you two will be dressed as a pair of over sized sneakers but there will be nothing stinky about you two! In fact, you and your "solemate" will be the best-dressed partners around. These funny costumes come together so just put on the comfortable tunics and get ready to have a great time. Your arms, head, and legs will easily fit through the appropriate holes so you'll be able to move easily while you're all "tied" up in these outfits. Just make sure you guys don't have two left feet while you're out on the dance floor and you'll surely have a night that you'll always remember!


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Adult Plus Size Big Top Clown Costume

Adult Plus Size Big Top Clown Costume

1305724662

$29.99

You've spent years studying the clown arts, how to entertain a group of 8 year olds, how to make a crying baby happy again, how to distract from a crying baby when that doesn't work, every class! No one appreciates how difficult it is to get into clown college. Your parents are dismissive, your significant other... well, what significant other? You've been too busy all these years studying, following your passion, there hasn't been time for romance, or even meeting people outside of your clown class.Now you've graduated and you need the right outfit! You've truly earned this timeless colorful classic. This costume features circus-like red and yellow striped pants with patches and a block color blue and yellow patched shirt with a red collar. The hours and hours of clown night school, the endless homework, even how Clown Bozo would needle you about your imperfect balloon giraffe, it was all leading up to this ensemble. Bozo is gone and your giraffes are flawless. It's time to shine... those giant shoes of yours. You want to look good, don't you?So put them all on notice. That's right, everyone: the birthday parties, the bar/bat mitzvahs, the dog parties, even the book clubs! It's time for you to be celebrated for your skills. It's time to stand up and declare "Yes! Now is the time of the clown!" You think that big red nose is easy to put on day after day? Of course not. It's the hardest job in the world. But you do it because you love it. You do it for the smiles on all those little faces. You do it because darn it someone has to, and you're the only clown for the job. So make those people smile!


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Geeked Out Mask

Geeked Out Mask

1213231855

$7.99

Some masks make you cringe in fear, other make you smile. This mask kinda just makes us feel a little..weird. We giggle for awhile and then we just have to look away. If you are looking to let out your inner geek with a goofy nerdy look, don't go through all the trouble of altering your appearance. Get in the mind of a geek and work smarter, not harder. Why deal with all the hassle when you can just wear this unique Geeked Out Mask? Add a button-up shirt tucked into a pair of slacks that are pulled up to your belly button, and maybe a bow tie or a pocket protector, or both, and your transformation is complete. If you don't want to deal with everyone asking you for help with their math or science homework, there is a simple solution. Just stare at someone while you peer out from your calculator or notebook and maybe waggle those eyebrows around. You're certain to give off the whole 'creepy nerd' vibe and keep unwanted questions at bay.


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Adult Stick Man Costume

Adult Stick Man Costume

1213250978

$39.99

EVERYONE, SAY HELLO TO STANLEY!Hello everyone, please allow us to introduce you to our good friend, Mr. Stanley Stickman. He's new to the area so we've decided to take him out and show him around so he'll meet some new friends in town. Here is a brief summary of Stanley, written in his own words:Howdy guys, My name is Stanley, but please call me Stan for short. I earned the nickname "The Stickmanator" from fiercely competing in stickball tournaments my whole life, so if you feel comfortable, you can refer to me as such. In my free time, I enjoy going on long walks in nature, exploring new and unusual foods, and going to EDM concerts and festivals because my special talent is glowing in the dark. Yup, not trying to brag or anything but it's true, I light up. Also, I really feel in my element when my suit's aglow and these days, I try to glow as much as possible. Not to mention, my dance moves are on fi-yah and my glowing bod guarantees I'm always the life of the party! Yup, life for Stan Stickman is pretty good.PRODUCT DETAILS The adult stick man costume, which consists of a hooded jumpsuit with a full-back zipper, capable of turning you into a spitting image of "The Stickmanator." Small LED lights are anchored behind strips of felt while a battery pack is tied at the waist. (2 AA batteries NOT included.) STICK TOGETHER!Well, what do ya say, are you and Stan going to start to hang out? He does seem like a pretty righteous dude. If you decide to mingle with Mr. Stickman then you may want to check out this light-up costume. Pretty soon you'll both be at electronica shows neck-bobbing and fist-pumping. It will be a luminous vision of friendship at its finest!


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Big Top Clown Costume for Adults

Big Top Clown Costume for Adults

1265314889

$34.99

Have you ever wanted to run away to the circus? People still do it, you know. There's tight-rope walkers, the fire breathers, and trapeze artists. All of those activities sound pretty dangerous though. Those thrill seekers don't realize the way to an audience's heart isn't through fear and awe, but through shenanigans and jollification. When you're a clown the big top is your Broadway, your Hollywood. Your slapstick antics can shine nation-wide once you've entered that well-lit arena. There's no way to make it to the big top if you don't start at the little bottom. Like everything else, good clowning starts with the little things, and parties are perfect for the little things. Take the pom-poms on your patched up jacket, they're soft and squishy, as tempting to squeeze as that nose on your face. Everything about this classic ensemble says "I'm here to get zany". Whether your specialty is balloon animals or juggling, you just might be the one to rekindle the love of clowns in the next generation. Just be sure to complete the uniform with clunky shoes, red nose, and a rainbow wig. Show up fully assembled, because you never know when circus recruiters might be scouting out a birthday party. Bring innocent fun back to clowning, if anyone can do it, you can. All you need to do is practice that unique chuckle and come up with a really great clown name and you got this one in the bag. Before you know it you'll be traveling the cirque with the best of them!


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Skeleton Ringmaster Costume Men's

Skeleton Ringmaster Costume Men's

1265314419

$119.99

Gentleman Wanted…for a harrowing journey. You’ll receive peanuts for wages and experience chilling darkness through the long months of autumn. You must be ready to provide constant entertainment to macabre audiences, project your voice with an eerie echo, direct all acts and eyes to proper stage. Earthly visits not guaranteed. Fame and recognition result from ultimate success. The living need not apply.Looks like the haunted circus is hiring again. It sounds like an interesting gig, but eternal employment isn’t really an option for the living. Plus, look at that last line, they don’t want anyone that’s not undead. You seem to really want to job though and we hate to deny anyone’s dreams. So, let’s see if we can help you land this once in a lifetime opportunity! If you’ve got the skills to lead the circus all you will need is the look to disguise your status as a living human.Product DetailsThis Skeleton Ringmaster Men’s Costume should do the trick! The costume will completely transform you into a member of the living-dead entertainment industry, starting with the realistic skeleton rib cage shirt, and matching skeleton pants and gloves.An adjustable gold vest features an intricate texture and 3 buttons to start the traditional ringmaster ensemble. The red velour jacket has black lapels and cuffs that are embellished with gold trim and a skull and filigree pattern. Golden buttons on either side of the lapels give the jacket an extra bit of flash. Complete the devilishly dapper costume with the included top hat and bow tie. Add in some of your favorite skeletal makeup and you're ready to spook any crowd!Spooky Star of the ShowAlright, this showstopping ensemble may not dupe any undead recruiters, but it does make an excellent Halloween look. Become the star of your own eerie circus spectacular, compete in a friendly costume contest, or join your kids for a night of trick-or-treating in this spooky Skeleton Ringmaster Costume for men!


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Women's Pink Baby Doll Costume

Women's Pink Baby Doll Costume

1317464027

$39.99

Good Ol' DaysAhh, the easy, breezy baby lifestyle. That's what it's all about! Shaking those rattles, knocking spoons off tables, and let's not forget about that "oh so suspenseful" game, Peek-a-boo. It's a such a great time that we understand when adults want to go back every once in a while. There is so much to avoid when it comes to our adult lives even with the freedoms that we enjoy. Like, sure, we can buy our own treats and watch cartoons late into the night without our parents sending us to bed. But there are so many other responsibilities that are so overwhelming. Take, for instance, filing complicated taxes, morning traffic, and getting your very own babies to bed. Who saw all that coming? Honestly, we all need a break from this "being grown" business!Product DetailsLooking for an outfit that'll make everyone (including yourself) go ga-ga? This is the ensemble you're looking for! It includes fluffy white diaper bottoms with an oversized safety pin for comic relief, a sweet pink crop top in a loose shift style with a giant bib so you can eat in infant fashion. You'll top off the whole look with a cute bonnet that has lace trim so you can keep your tender baby skin away from the sun! You'll look like the stork just dropped you off at the doorstep of your next costume party!Juvenile BehaviorSo, are you ready to relive your youth? It's going to be fun now that you get to make your own decisions! Yes, you're going to eat Teddy Bear Grahams in milk instead of cereal, no one can stop you now! Yes, you can turn your tot tunes all the way up as you rock out in your room, you're an adult baby and that's a force no one can mess with!


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Adult Inflatable Tomato Costume

Adult Inflatable Tomato Costume

1237089825

$49.99

Almost Too PopularIt's true. You're the rock star of the vegetable world. Kumquats, eggplant, and other garden dwellers often look with envy upon your glistening ruby sphere. They wish they were as beloved as you - that someone had come up with something to make out of them that is as amazing as ketchup. What they don't realize, though, is that popularity has its price. Sometimes you want to live a normal life: One where people aren't always trying to take your photograph, or slice you for a double cheeseburger. When you want to go out to dinner, your options are mostly limited to sushi restaurants, since Italian, Mexican, and other food ethnicities see you walk in the door and ask if you want to head back to the kitchen to *cough* help out a little bit. We all know what THAT means. Product Details Everyone's favorite vegetable is back and larger than life! This exclusively designed Adult Inflatable Tomato Costume is a true original  that will have everyone at your next Halloween party exclaiming over your unique costume (and maybe trying to convince you to help them make the salsa for the chips and dip appetizer. Say no.) The inflatable bodysuit covers you from neck to upper thighs, with openings for your head, arms and legs. Green leaf detail at the neck opening proves your delicious, juicy, vine-ripened status. An attached fan keeps you pleasantly plump all night long. Pair it with a neutral shirt and pair of pants, and prepare for compliments! Pass the VeggiesYou could scour the grocery store forever and never find a tomato as mouthwatering as this one! Even people who struggle to like vegetables will have no trouble welcoming this delectable costume. 


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Pink Adult Baby Kit

Pink Adult Baby Kit

1328122002

$12.99

Let The Baby Have Her BabyAdult temper tantrums aren't cute. If you scream, cry, and throw yourself on the airport floor when the airlines loses your luggage, you'll receive some pretty horrified looks. When you reach adulthood, it's not acceptable to throw a fit when things don't go your way. That was only (slightly) tolerable when you were a miniature version of yourself. Now that you're fully capable of feeding and clothing yourself, it's expected that you maintain your composure during stressful times. If you miss the good old days of bottles, blankies, and public outbursts then you'll be pleased to know there's a way to revert back to your baby-self. The pink adult baby kit allows adults to get away with childish behavior because you'll no longer pass for a grownup  Product DetailsThis pink adult baby kit is so easy to wear, an infant could figure it out. It comes with the diaper and jumbo safety pin which fastens to the front. If you want to complete the look shown here, you'll need the pink baby doll costume and jumbo bottle. (Good thing we sell that too!) Playtime! Once you've transformed into a little one, feel free to crawl around, drink beverages from a "baba," and scream as loud as you want, but if you need your diaper changed, don't come crying to us.      


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Blue Jumbo Afro Wig

Blue Jumbo Afro Wig

1265313265

$16.99

So BlueSo, you're aspiring to be a clown are you? Well, do you have the outfit? Check. The shoes? Check. The extreme makeup?  Check. A high-octane, outlandishly-energetic, tad-overzealous persona? Check. Well if you have all those things, then it sounds like your clown is nearly complete. Nearly. And what, you ask, is that final missing piece that will perfect your clownish self? Some clown hair, of course. There's no way anyone will take your clown outfit seriously if you don't have some fantastically bright and wacky hair. We know that's quite the tall order, and, as most of us aren't ready to commit to a head of rainbow-colored hair full-time, the next best thing is a colorful wig. Behold! Our Blue Jumbo Afro Clown Wig. This baby is 100% synthetic hair on a mesh cap with elastic edge, to make your hair transformation oh-so-easy. This wig is already curled and fluffed to epic proportions in a fantastic cotton-candy blue (so don't use any styling tools). With this wig, you'll finally be able to realize your ideal clown. Whether it's a happy one, a sad one, a terrifying one, or even a cute one, your dome will be donned with the best in blue.


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Women's Dazzling Ringmaster Costume

Women's Dazzling Ringmaster Costume

1265313236

$69.99

License to be ExtraDo you know how to make an entrance? Are you well known for your over-the-top reactions? Sometimes this can be a little out of place. When you're simply grocery shopping, you can't be booming about the fantastic nature of your chosen watermelon. Well, you can boom about anything you want but you just might get a little side-eye. But Halloween is your time to shine and react as dramatically as you want. You're excited about this show we call life. Let your extra side shine when you throw on this ringmaster outfit. Dramatic? Yes. But someone needs to add some pizzaz to this Halloween show!Product DetailsThis ringmaster costume has a fantastic blend of rich textures and colors. It looks right at home under the spotlight of the big top. This dress has a velvet-textured jacket that's trimmed in gold and attached to a black sequin skirt and checkered top. The scalloped hemline, neckline, and the shoulders are all trimmed in gold tassels. While we don't want to rank our favorite parts, we have to say the cape is extra glamorous! It's trimmed in soft gold fabric and covered in sequins. And of course, the look is polished off with a top hat that's trimmed in a sequin band. The hat is collapsible to make storing this costume a breeze so you can keep this look in your costume collection and wear it again!On with the Show!Are you ready for your debut? Now that you've got all the sequins, tassels, and a show-stopping hat, we're sure you are! You'll want to run the Halloween show by challenging your costumed friends to circus-like tasks or announcing characters as they enter any costumed event. Over the top? Ummm, of course! You run this show!


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Ninjago Lego Hands for Kids

Ninjago Lego Hands for Kids

1324884439

$12.99

Have you ever looked at your own hand? It's a really complex appendage with 27 bones and muscles and all sorts of anatomical stuff that we'll never even begin to understand. Sometimes, we just wish we could have Lego hands. Remember? Those little horseshoe shaped hands that could grab on to all sorts of Lego tools, like pirate swords, knight swords and well, mostly our Lego figures were holding swords, but we hear that you could put other stuff in their hands. We thought that dream might never be a reality...until now.These Ninjago Lego Hands comes straight from the Masters of Spinjitzu series (which is totally about ninjas), so they give you that perfect Lego hand style that allows you to pick up giant Lego accessories with ease. Pair it with one of our licensed Ninjago costumes and you'll be ready to study under Sensei Wu to unlock your true potential.


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Red Jumbo Shoe for a Clown

Red Jumbo Shoe for a Clown

1237865645

$21.99

If the Clown Shoe FitsDespite its name, Clown College wasn't all fun and games. It was a lot of hard work. Sure, there were the fun courses, like juggling and face painting. But there was also a surprising amount of math and physics applied, like getting 6 full-sized clowns into that tiny car. It's not just luck or practice—there are actual calculations involved! There were more tedious courses, like the History of Clowning, which required diligent note-taking and stressful exams, and the Timing of Clowning taught you the subtle art of humor. After all that exertion and hard work, you deserve to celebrate your graduation!Nothing says "welcome to official clownhood" more than a brand new pair of Red Jumbo Clown Shoes! So treat yourself to this perfect pair and enjoy your new life as a licensed and fully-trained clown. Of course, now that these giant shoes are involved, all your calculations may need to change to fit you into that clown car...these shoes take up a lot of space!Product DetailsWhether you're a real clown or this is your Halloween costume, this pair of shiny, red and yellow shoes is a must! They are lightweight for easy movement, and the laces tie on top for a secure fit. Happy clowning!


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Inflatable Kids Raptor Ride-On Costume

Inflatable Kids Raptor Ride-On Costume

1265318328

$69.99

Halloween HijinksImagination is meant to grow, escalate in creativity even. But you were a little shocked to find your child moving from commanding an army of stuffed animals to barking orders at the family pets. Of course, you were also impressed. From your highest energy pup to your laziest old codger cat, your pets sat in a row and listened to what your kiddo had to say. That in itself proved to be entertaining as well. Mission: be the best group Halloween costume and score full-sized candy bars throughout the entire neighborhood. Reward: treats and fresh meat for the pets and a bucket load of candy bars for your child. Unfortunately, as well-behaved as your pets are at home, you knew your child would need an alternative team for their Halloween plan.Product DescriptionLet your kiddo prove their pet-whisperer talents and work to achieve their Halloween hijinks with this Inflatable Raptor Ride-On Costume for children! If they can command cats, a raptor should be smooth sailing, but just in case, this one has soft teeth and claws. Your child quickly becomes a dinosaur trainer by stepping into the raptor's legs and pulling the costume up to their waist. Elastic bands around the ankles keep the legs moving with your child’s every step. Meanwhile, a drawstring and adjustable cord-stop keep the raptor standing tall, secured around your child’s waist. A battery-operated air pump gives the costume its plump look and can be recharged with new AA batteries.Jurassic FunWhether they’re major fans of the jurassic world or your child just wants to really impress the neighborhood, this fun Kids Inflatable Raptor Ride-On Costume has them covered! The easy-to-wear suit gets them geared up for the Halloween ride of their life on the back of their favorite dino. All they need to do is pick their favorite top to complete their character!


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Robot Mask Hat

Robot Mask Hat

1295098572

$16.99

Let's face it. The way things are going, humanity is going to keep advancing in technology and eventually create our own extinction. The robot takeover is only a matter of time! So before artificial intelligence conquers the world and enslaves mankind, take the time now to learn how to blend in with our soon to be metallic overlords. This Robot Mask Hat will be perfect for getting into the mindset of a bot!Add it to the rest of your robot costume and you'll be ready for the impending usurping humanity will bring upon itself. Besides getting the look down, you also have to become an expert at binary code and mathematical equations if you don't want to be found out by human-hunting androids! If you ever have trouble coming up with a quick answer just start yelling, “Error! Error! Does not compute. Error! Nonsequitur!” The other robots will think your circuits are frying and assume you must have a different primary function. Well, hopefully with this Robot Mask and your acting skills, you can infiltrate the AI before it's too late but, if not, enjoy surviving the apocalypse!


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Kid's Rock, Paper, Scissors Costume

Kid's Rock, Paper, Scissors Costume

1275786276

$39.99

Mind GamesIt's a simple game. You've probably played it a million times. Rock beats scissors. Scissors beats paper. Paper beats rock. That's all you can do, but the entire game is much deeper than you might think! Everyone has a different strategy, but we've categorized rock, paper, scissors players into two main groups. There's the tactician, who tries to get inside their opponent's head to decide on the perfect counter move. Their head is working on all cylinders trying to predict their opponent's next step. Then, there's the wild card, who plays completely on instinct, letting their hands form the shape without even thinking about it. They're completely unpredictable and a true force to be reckoned with! Us? Well, we only throw rock. Good ol' rock. Nothin' beats rock! Well... except paper.No matter what kind of player your child is, it's always a real mind game when they decide to play. The good news is that this Rock, Paper, Scissors Costume comes with 3 separate outfits, so your child can stick to their favorite strategy when choosing a costume!Product DetailsThis kid's costume is designed as a one-size-fits-most outfit that includes 3 pieces. Each piece is designed to look like one of the iconic moves in paper, rock, scissors. The rock piece is printing foam top that fits with straps around the shoulders. The paper piece is a similar style that also fits with straps around the shoulders. The scissors are a large foam piece that fits around your child's neck. These simple costumes can be worn over your child's clothes. Your child can choose which one they want to be, or pair up with two of their friends to recreate the iconic game.A Costume for ThreeIf your child is a fan of the classic game, or if you're looking for a quick and easy costume for a trio, then this Kid's Rock Paper, Scissors Costume is an easy choice.


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Jester Hat for Adults

Jester Hat for Adults

1318475759

$24.99

Sure you play the fool sometimes. But there is a difference between PLAYING the fool, and BEING the fool. And you know this difference well. The fool is the person who does things without thinking about them. The person playing the fool thinks long, and hard about the things that they do well in advance of doing them.But wearing a jester hat (this jester hat maybe?) is a good way to set yourself apart from the person who is the fool. You want everyone to know that playing the fool is just that, acting. And that you are an incredibly talented individual. Heck, you know how to juggle 6 daggers at once. Not just anyone can do that! Usually only those with jester hats on.


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Disappointed Sigh Noise Maker

Disappointed Sigh Noise Maker

1291659126

$9.99

This is a Disappointed Sigh Noise Maker.


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Kid's Black Skin Suit Costume

Kid's Black Skin Suit Costume

1235914539

$24.99

If you are looking for a versatile costume for your kiddo this Halloween, then you need not look any further. Check out this Child Black Skin Suit! It will be perfect for multiple costumes.For starters, your kiddo can dress up as the dark. What’s more terrifying than pure darkness? Maybe your little one isn’t interested in scaring people this Halloween. Maybe he’s more of the heroic type. Well, then grab him an awesome hooded cape and he can run around as a crime-fighting vigilante. Even the vilest of villains will be afraid of the dark when it starts fighting back!Of course, your little one could also go down the funny route with this skin suit. Grab him a couple of zany accessories to wear, like a goofy wig, a silly tutu, an awesome pair of light up shoes, and a random assortment of glow sticks, for example. In the right light (that being pretty much no light) it will look as if some ludicrous paranormal activity is afoot! Grab this Black Skin Suit for your kiddo and let the Halloween fun begin!


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Flower Hoodie Dress for Girls

Flower Hoodie Dress for Girls

1213246265

$29.99

A Coveted RoleOne day, your kid races through the front door in what you initially think is panic. You know something is up, but the answer to your curiosity is not what you were expecting. With excitement befitting having learned the end of the school year has come early, your little one tells you they are going to be the sunflower in this school year's music program.Relief is your first response, having started at worry when your kiddo flew through the door. Pride follows, of course, knowing you'll get to watch your kiddo show their talents to the whole community. And then, in the back of your mind, a touch of nervousness creeps in. How do we get a costume for this?Hi! Have we been formally introduced? We're HalloweenCostumes.com and we're pretty good at helping get the kids ready for any themed-dress event. The school music program is no exception, and we just so happen to have a lovely little flower ensemble for your kiddo.Design & DetailsDesigned by our talented costume-makers, this Flower Hoodie is an easy and stylish way to get your little one ready for their big debut. Down to the veins on the flower's leaves, this costume is ready for the stage. With just 1 piece it'll be a breeze for your kiddo to get prepared for any flower event. Bright yellow petals are sewn into the hood and create a full bloom when worn. The body of the costume acts like a flower stem while the sleeves are made to look just like leaves. Our clever designers even added a slit in both leaf-sleeves to make sure your kiddo still has full use of their hands.Watch Them BlossomWhether they're on stage or out trick-or-treating, when your little one is dressed in this Flower Hoodie, we know you will get to see them blossom.


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Botched Beauty Makeup Kit

Botched Beauty Makeup Kit

1213236764

$9.99

the long sleepSo, like so many others, you've woken up on an operating room table and...the world has ended. Yikes, this should be interesting. Folks who found access to the radio waves are coming up with excuses but long story short, there was an outbreak and half the world's population are zombies. The reporters are not saying the biochemical plant upstream had anything to do with it but they aren't saying it had nothing to do with it either. Of course, you've got a chance to live! You've prepared for this!But before you think about how to fill your starved tummy and satiate those parched lips -- before you think about how to defend yourself amidst apocalyptic conditions -- you remember.product detailsYou were getting a facelift! The turn must have happened mid-operation! Because when you look in the mirror, the person staring back looks like a half-finished art project. Your face is barely hanging on, and your nose and lips aren't proportional any longer. What a disaster.  This latex and cream Botched Beauty Makeup Kit will get you just that sort of look. Best of all, the application instructions on the packaging, and the fact that it washes off with just warm water and soap, make it a cinch to get in on that fantasy and back out. You wouldn't want to spend too long in that reality, after all.


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Kids Inflatable Cat Costume

Kids Inflatable Cat Costume

1213249967

$44.99

Catlike QualitiesThat kiddo of yours! They are so smart. So sly. So agile. Sometimes, they can be a little fickle, sure. But they also love to spend time outdoors, chasing butterflies, birds, and bees. They also love to be cozy indoors, curled up on the couch, napping.Are we describing a child here, or a housecat? If your little one's character bears a remarkable resemblance to that of a cat, then you may as well make it official with this Kid's Inflatable Cat Costume. Of course, your child doesn't have to have feline qualities to be a true cat-lover, and we think this clever costume will make any Halloween more fun. But, if your little one has a penchant for back scratches, basking in a sunny window, and playing with laser pointers, well then this is the look for them, without question!Product DetailsThough a cat costume may not be anything new for Halloween, an inflatable cat look is definitely going to bring your child a lot of attention! Watch them strut and prance through the holiday parade or pounce from neighbor to neighbor, trick or treating. This look inflates thanks to an internal battery pack and fan, and it instantly puffs your child up into a cute grey housecat in no time.  A cutout beneath the cat's face makes it possible for your kid to enjoy Halloween to the fullest, from seeing their friends' costumes to consuming candy!Meow or NeverYou'll be amazed at how natural stepping into this new persona feels for your child. It's a perfect Halloween moment. Quick, snap a picture before they grow up!  


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Toddler Blue Crayola Crayon Costume Dress

Toddler Blue Crayola Crayon Costume Dress

1273511039

$34.99

Captivating Color Of all the crayons in the coloring set, blue might just get the biggest workout of all! It creates a swath of sky on a piece of blank paper, doodles ocean waves crashing against a beach, sketches a midnight mermaid's scaly tail, forms lucious-looking berries, and designs gorgeous princess gowns. It's a big job to be a blue crayon, since blue is one of the most popular colors in the whole world! Product DetailsYour child can begin her artistic Blue Period when she's wearing her exclusive, officially licensed Blue Crayola Crayon Costume Dress for Toddlers! The knee-length dress fastens at the back and features a sleeveless bodice made of stretch-knit polyester. The chest is printed with squiggly black designs reminiscent of a crayon's wrapper and the torso is decorated with a vertical Crayola logo. The skirt is made of two-tone blue fabric and printed with crayon wrapper designs around the hips. The matching fabric-covered headband is topped with an attached hat shaped like the tip of a crayon. Singing the Blues "Feeling blue" doesn't have to be a bad thing. Blue evokes calm, relaxation, and endless vacation. Dressed as a blue crayon, your little one may feel inspired to choose only blue trick-or-treat candy for Halloween, which would be a super fun scavenger hunt. Everyone knows that blue cotton candy lollipops are delicious, as are blue raspberry hard candies and blueberry taffy. If she chooses this challenge, it won't be her dress alone that's blue: Her tongue will be too! 


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Crayon Box Toddler Costume Dress

Crayon Box Toddler Costume Dress

1273511074

$59.99

This is an exclusive Toddler Crayon Box Costume Dress.


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Toddler Mime Costume

Toddler Mime Costume

1213244501

$19.99

The Sound of SilenceWhen you think of toddlers, a lot of adjectives come to mind: Cute, messy, curious, sweet... But we think everyone can agree on the single best way to describe a toddler: Quiet. Toddlers are super, super quiet. Sometimes, when we're babysitting them, we kind of forget they exist, because they absolutely never break down into tantrums, screaming fits or uncontrollable sobs when they don't get their way. They always get along perfectly with other toddlers, with nary a dispute or cross word uttered. It's really hard to ever know where a toddler is in the house, because they move so silently.Because of this, we think that the best costume for a toddler is a mime outfit, since they're basically mini-mimes already! We're not sure how good they are at trapping themselves in invisible boxes or pulling on invisible lengths of rope, but that's probably something that they can pick up pretty quickly.Product DetailsAmuse your friends at your next costume party with this funny, exclusive Toddler Mime Costume. The outfit looks like a traditional mime costume and is made from comfy, 100 percent polyester jersey knit fabric. The striped pullover shirt has 3/4-length sleeves, while the black shorts have turned-up cuffs and an elastic waistband for a comfy fit. The shorts also have length-adjustable red elastic suspenders attached to the waistband. The costume comes with a red necktie and a an adorable black beret... since no mime is really a mime if they don't have a cute beret!To Mime Own Self Be TrueYour little one will be ready to bring down the house (but only through quiet, controlled gestures) with this little mime costume. In fact, we think this will be the start of a beautiful career! Who knows where they'll go as a mime? No one can say!


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Rainbow Wacky Jester Plush Costume Hat

Rainbow Wacky Jester Plush Costume Hat

1275267536

$19.99

Protect and SwerveIf you're a jester (and we're guessing you are since you've landed here), then you know that all that hilarity and physical comedy comes with a price—a lot of bumps and bruises! Juggling pins fall on your head and, well, things can get a little clumsy sometimes. That's why it's important to invest in the right jester hat—one that will keep you looking the part but also protected from all those classic jester injuries that come with the job. This Wacky Rainbow Plush Jester Hat does just that. It gives your jester look a lift from its fun color pattern, but the plush material will also enable you to take a few bonks without a bruise—and we have to say, the look on your face when you drop something on your head is pretty laugh-worthy! Just note: this hat is not fireproof. So if you choose to juggle anything on fire, we can't help ya there!Product DetailsThis hat is a classic...with a twist! It's the shape of an iconic court jester's cap, with the umbrella-like arms hanging overhead. But, this piece is also a total original—with its bold rainbow stripes and fluffy-plush construction—just like you!


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Green Scary Jester Kids Costume

Green Scary Jester Kids Costume

1213230946

$34.99

When we first got this costume, we started wondering who jesters really were. Were they just the silly people in a royal court, dressed up in those ridiculous hats? Our research has shown us that, no, they weren't silly people. Sure they made jokes, and sang, some even did magic tricks. Some could even juggle balls, and perform great feats of acrobatics. And, one of their best talents was story telling. They were actually quite respected by the royalty.But, what if a jester was a little off? What if he didn't want to tell political jokes all day? Or, sing songs about great rulers of old? What if the stories they wanted to tell were about the dead rising, or the end o the world? What if they wanted to juggle, only they didn’t want to use something as mundane as balls, but rather something more nefarious?Then you would have a scary jester. And, you know all about things being scary. Your son is obsessed with scaring folks. And, every year he looks forward to Halloween, so he can scare people and not get yelled at. So, this year get him this Child Green Scary Jester Costume. He can regale his classmates with scary stories, and some frightful songs. Maybe, he can even do some magic tricks, like the old hole in the hand trick or show off a "mummy" finger. He'll be even more respected by even the coolest kids in the school.


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