Women's Majestic Trapeze Artist Costume
1230331689$39.99
She swings through the air…What’s your favorite part about going to the circus? Is it the elephants with their neat tricks? The funny clowns spilling out of that tiny car to pull off so many hilarious pranks? The thrilling lion tamer and his ferocious lions? If you’re like us, it’s got to be the amazing acrobats! These aerial daredevils do tricks that make our heads spin and our hearts pounds, whether they’re catching each other mid-air or walking along a tightrope high above our heads. We know that if we joined the circus, that’s what we’d want to be!Unfortunately, we’re just not quite coordinated enough to be world-class acrobats. If we tried, we’d definitely plummet to the ground if there was no safety net. (We don’t think we’d even risk it if there was a net anyway!) We can’t even cross a tightrope two inches off the ground, let alone 50 feet!Product detailsIf you’re hopelessly ungraceful like we are, never fear! You can still feel like an authentic acrobat in this Women's Majestic Trapeze Artist Costume. This beautiful pale purple costume is exactly what you need for any aerial feats… or just looking good while your feet are still firmly planted on the ground. The leg holes are stylishly ruffled, and there are matching ruffled arm bands to go with. There’s also lovely lace trim down the front for that extra flair.…with the greatest of ease!Next time you have the urge to live out your high top dreams but are prudent enough to stay on the ground, slip into this Women's Majestic Trapeze Artist Costume. You might not be able to do all the flips and sumersaults that real aerial stars can do, but you’ll definitely feel like a real acrobat whenever you’re wearing this costume!
Jester Skull Cane Prop
1265311635$24.99
When it comes to Jester Skull Canes, there are two schools of thought. The more traditional school is serious about jester skulls, writing them into plays, for instance, so that the main character can make contemplative speeches about life and death. But more modern attitudes toward jester skulls are a little less reverent. That's why this particular Jester Skull Cane gets to be so much more fun!Ashes to ashes, and to everything there is a season, and so on. But wouldn't a normal skull cane be enough to make most people to slow down and ponder life's mysteries? Why would you need to add a diabolical jester's cap and hypnotic black-and-white striping for that? You wouldn't! So this isn't your grandparents' Jester Skull Cane. It's a sinister baton made for a wicked-looking agent of chaos and lover of mayhem, or the unrepentant ringmaster of a high-octane thrill circus!
Adult Inflatable Polar Bear Costume
1319390110$59.99
Bear-ly There It's a good thing that the Arctic is so remote and that few people live on its icy terrain, because the predators that live there have an incredible advantage over their prey that other hunters just don't have. Take the grizzly bear, for example: Even in the middle of a forest, we'd assume that you would probably notice a huge, furry brown beast lumbering toward you. But polar bears are better at blending in, which means that you would only have time to think, "Hmm, since when do snowbanks have teeth?" before becoming an appetizer. Product DetailsBring the winter wonderland with you wherever you go when you wear your exclusive Inflatable Polar Bear Costume for Adults! The unisex bodysuit zips up the back and is made of sturdy white windbreaker material. A battery-operated fan is installed behind the right hip and inflates the suit to an impressive seven feet tall when activated. The hands are fully enclosed, and the feet have attached shoe covers. The fully-enclosed head is decorated with polar bear features. A mesh-covered view port is installed in the neck area just below a black ribbon bow tie. Snowy StyleIf you've come south for a warm weather vacation, make the most of your visit! Hit up some Halloween or Christmas parties and make friends with the humans you encounter. They might not have your favorite snacks on the menu - seriously, why don't they serve seal blubber here? - but you're adaptable and you probably won't eat your hosts in retaliaton. Probably.
Red Crayola Crayon Kid's Costume
1288022432$39.99
Red All OverIt's common knowledge that when a child picks a favorite color, everything must be that color, especially in their art. When red is number one, the results are nothing short of spectacular!Where other colors would typically be, red shines in familiar and unexpected ways. Clear blue skies are colored like vibrant sunsets. Lush green trees are replaced with stunning fall foliage. And city streets are packed with flashy red sports cars, taxis, and emergency vehicles. It's red all over, and we love to see it! If your kiddo is part of that intriguing red fan club, this licensed Kid's Red Crayola Crayon Costume is a must-have!Design & DetailsTransform your red-obsessed child into their favorite crayon color with the easy-to-wear Made By Us costume. Lightweight, foam-backed materials give the full-coverage tunic its familiar crayon shape, while two shades of red and black printed graphics ensure the costume looks just like the beloved art supply. An opening for the face is featured in the crayon's tip, and openings at the shoulder leave arms unrestricted.See RedHelp your kiddo show their love for the color red with our exclusive Kid's Red Crayola Crayon Costume! The pullover tunic costume is designed to look just like a classic red Crayola crayon and promises to have everyone excited to be seeing red!
Kids Cactus Costume
1213246768$59.99
Happy with the JavelinasThe desert isn't for everyone. Some people just don't understand the appeal of sand, wind, and sun. But some people, such as your kiddo, are drawn to the wide-open spaces of the west. They love the creatures of the landscape. The little lizards that skitter on sun-warmed rocks, the quail mommas that hurry into the underbrush with their chicks in a line behind her, the coyotes that howl just after the sun goes down. Let's not forget the little piggies of the desert, the javelinas. Every desert creature is special. And because of that, it would be hard for your desert-loving child to decide which animal to dress up for on Halloween night. Instead of dressing up as an animal, why not offer them a brilliant solution? By disguising themself as the iconic Saguaro cactus, they can watch all the wild desert goings-on. Think of this cactus costume as a backstage pass to all the desert drama!Details & DesignThis Kid's Cactus Costume has a unique look designed by our in-house creative team. The hooded bodysuit covers his or her whole body and zips up the front, making it a quick look to change into. The sleeves fold over their hands with simple slits so their fingers can still function for trick-or-treating. Which is pretty darn important! The trunk of the cactus jumpsuit ends in two shoe covers that will cover whatever footwear kind of footwear they'd like. Topped off with a pink bloom, this cactus is sure to be a hit with javelinas and neighbors, alike!West is BestFalling in love with all things western is easy to do. It's a fascination that's usually life long. That's why having a simply shaped costume that your boy or girl can wear year after year is a great thing. Because even if your child is living in the big city with all of its concrete trappings, this Cactus Costume will make them feel much closer to the wide-open spaces they crave!
Flower Hoodie Dress for Girls
1213246265$29.99
A Coveted RoleOne day, your kid races through the front door in what you initially think is panic. You know something is up, but the answer to your curiosity is not what you were expecting. With excitement befitting having learned the end of the school year has come early, your little one tells you they are going to be the sunflower in this school year's music program.Relief is your first response, having started at worry when your kiddo flew through the door. Pride follows, of course, knowing you'll get to watch your kiddo show their talents to the whole community. And then, in the back of your mind, a touch of nervousness creeps in. How do we get a costume for this?Hi! Have we been formally introduced? We're HalloweenCostumes.com and we're pretty good at helping get the kids ready for any themed-dress event. The school music program is no exception, and we just so happen to have a lovely little flower ensemble for your kiddo.Design & DetailsDesigned by our talented costume-makers, this Flower Hoodie is an easy and stylish way to get your little one ready for their big debut. Down to the veins on the flower's leaves, this costume is ready for the stage. With just 1 piece it'll be a breeze for your kiddo to get prepared for any flower event. Bright yellow petals are sewn into the hood and create a full bloom when worn. The body of the costume acts like a flower stem while the sleeves are made to look just like leaves. Our clever designers even added a slit in both leaf-sleeves to make sure your kiddo still has full use of their hands.Watch Them BlossomWhether they're on stage or out trick-or-treating, when your little one is dressed in this Flower Hoodie, we know you will get to see them blossom.
Adult Stop Sign Costume
1278000576$39.99
Don't Stop You NowWe wonder how stop signs became so recognizable. There is an apparent reason—we use them all of the time. But back in 1915, there were all sorts of versions of stop signs depending on what part of the country you lived in. Can you imagine trying to break at a yellow warning or yielding at an orange and black one? It must have been a nightmare. Luckily, in 1922, the American Association of Highway Officials, or AASHO, standardized the stop sign we know for the whole country.Okay, enough for the history lesson. You are here for a funny costume. Better yet, you're here for a sign costume. All signs are essential, but the stop sign easily has the most swag out of the bunch. If you want an exclusive adult costume that will give you some authority at the next car costume convention, check out this Stop Sign Costume for Adults, exclusively made by us.
Ravishing Ringmaster Girls Costume
1213245812$44.99
The One to WatchYou didn't raise your girl to be just another act. Nope. You brought her up to be the one everyone is watching! And as it turns out, she is a total boss! Head of her cheerleading squad, captain of the soccer team, honor roll student, the lead in the school play, and now, class president—we're starting to wonder if there is anything your child can't do! So, let her Halloween costume reflect her natural leadership and showmanship skills. This Girl's Ravishing Ringmaster Costume perfectly highlights her strengths in life and sets her up as the one to watch! Sure, she won't be your little girl forever, but this year you can enjoy watching her turn Halloween into a fabulous show, with her as its star. Leave those lesser costumes for the clowns. She should be proud of her accomplishments, but maybe none more than finding this, the perfect Halloween costume!Design & DetailsGather round! Gather round! Step right up to witness an amazing feat! Our costume studio created a look that you'll need to see with your very eyes to believe! This carefully crafted getup includes golden britches; a tailored tail coat with circus-inspired accents, like stripes and gold epaulets; a bow-tie choker; and a tasteful, coordinating top hat. She'll need to add her own lace-up boots and any accessories she may want, such as gloves, a whip, or a tamed lion, but then she'll be ready to steal the show! Act of ShowmanshipHandling all of her commitments can be a bit of a balancing act. It's a good thing your girl has you in her corner, advising her and helping her shine! Luckily, she's a natural performer who takes pride in her moments to show the world what she can do—like rock a cool Ringmaster costume all Halloween long!
Kid's Rock, Paper, Scissors Costume
1275786276$39.99
Mind GamesIt's a simple game. You've probably played it a million times. Rock beats scissors. Scissors beats paper. Paper beats rock. That's all you can do, but the entire game is much deeper than you might think! Everyone has a different strategy, but we've categorized rock, paper, scissors players into two main groups. There's the tactician, who tries to get inside their opponent's head to decide on the perfect counter move. Their head is working on all cylinders trying to predict their opponent's next step. Then, there's the wild card, who plays completely on instinct, letting their hands form the shape without even thinking about it. They're completely unpredictable and a true force to be reckoned with! Us? Well, we only throw rock. Good ol' rock. Nothin' beats rock! Well... except paper.No matter what kind of player your child is, it's always a real mind game when they decide to play. The good news is that this Rock, Paper, Scissors Costume comes with 3 separate outfits, so your child can stick to their favorite strategy when choosing a costume!Product DetailsThis kid's costume is designed as a one-size-fits-most outfit that includes 3 pieces. Each piece is designed to look like one of the iconic moves in paper, rock, scissors. The rock piece is printing foam top that fits with straps around the shoulders. The paper piece is a similar style that also fits with straps around the shoulders. The scissors are a large foam piece that fits around your child's neck. These simple costumes can be worn over your child's clothes. Your child can choose which one they want to be, or pair up with two of their friends to recreate the iconic game.A Costume for ThreeIf your child is a fan of the classic game, or if you're looking for a quick and easy costume for a trio, then this Kid's Rock Paper, Scissors Costume is an easy choice.
Women's Pastel Diamond Clown Costume
1265311360$59.99
Get Happy Being a clown isn't all fun and games. Ok, it is all fun and games, but that itself requires a very special skill set. You've got to be the kind of person who has a warm heart and a love for seeing other people smile and laugh. Which means that if you want to do your job, you've also got to make sure that your outfit looks nothing like the scarier type of clown that occasionally lives in drainage sewers. Product DetailsMake everyone's day happier when you're wearing your exclusive Pastel Women' Diamond Clown Costume! The jumpsuit is made out of form-fitting jersey knit stretch fabric that's just right for riding unicycles. It's printed all over with a pattern of pink and green diamonds against a white background. Pink chiffon ruffles decorate the collar and each sleeve. The matching striped hat is shaped like a cone and topped with a tinsel pom pom. Attached elastic bands allow a means of pinning it to your hair. Ready for Fun People of all ages will be delighted to see a clown that looks like she runs on unicorn magic! Get ready to wow the crowds wearing your uniquely pretty costume. It's a great choice for Halloween, but it's also fun for carnivals, festivals, and theater performances. For that matter, who's to say that you couldn't also wear it to work? HR can't say anything about whether it pushes the bounds of "work wear" when they're smiling from ear to ear.
Adult Baby Boomer Costume
1316564738$44.99
Ya Big BabyWhen was your earliest memory? They say the first memory happens somewhere between two and three years old. You could be in your crib, or in the backseat of your parent's car as they pull up to the drive-thru, or maybe you remember the terrifying darkness of forced nap time of the daycare center (why, mom, why!?). No matter who you are, if you're reading this you were once a tiny little baby, making their way through the world of adolescence. Learning how to crawl, how to talk, how to walk, and how to get into a good college. They say we can never go back to our youth, but we say "where there's a will there's a way..." and we've found the way.Product DetailsThis Adult Baby Boomer Costume is a funny costume idea for men who just never seem to grow up. Pick up a jumbo bottle and fill it with an adult beverage so you can really get the party started!
Kid's Hungry Venus Fly Trap Costume
1213241436$44.99
Costume With Some BiteSome kids will be running around as freaky monsters, others will go out as their favorite horror movie villains, but your kiddo will be different. They will go around town as something truly terrifying this Halloween.Grab this Hungry Venus Fly Trap costume and your child will turn into one of the most terrifying creatures Mother Nature has to offer. A rose may have thorns but your little one will have a seriously frightening bite. Lucky for you, there is one thing that can calm a Venus Fly Trap’s appetite.Don’t let the name fool you. You don’t have to go capture a dumpster’s worth of flies. No, you just need to get them tons of candy! The more sweets your kiddo has the less you will have to worry about their nasty bite.Details & DesignGet your green thumb ready to toss this costume on your kiddo with three easy steps. First, toss the green velour shirt on them. It has a hook and loop fastener at the back of the mock-turtle neck to help with the next step. Speaking of which, next you take the velour hood and attach it to the shirt using the fastener. The hood has the leaves and the petals, along with the soft-sculpted teeth, lining the face opening. Finally, the flowerpot has green shoulder straps that will help to keep your fearsome flower planted.Flower PowerIn the overgrown garden of costumed children this Halloween, let your little flower stand out. They can be more than just another random monster or an overplayed pop culture reference.Transform them into a killer plant that has grown to the size of a child! If your typical Venus Fly Trap eats flies, this enormous one will hunger for something much larger than a fly. Only king-sized candy bars will be able to satisfy your kiddo’s tummy.
Women's Tickle Me Pink Crayola Crayon Costume
1265316184$39.99
Color Us SurprisedWhenever we take out our coloring books here at the Halloweencostumes.com office, we are always surprised at the lack of sufficient pinks to really make our drawings pop with color. There is just no way to make accurate coral reefs without a good variety of pinks!That is why we petitioned our staff to make this dress. This won’t help us color at all, but it will help us a lot to know that we filled a gap in the market that needed filling. The best thing we can each do is to keep on coloring and keep petitioning Crayola for more shades of pink!Product DetailsMaking sure you are dressed right for any occasion is very important, which is why we recommend setting yourself up right with this Women's Tickle Me Pink Crayola Crayon Costume. This “Made By Us” costume was put together by our hard working and careful artisans, so you will feel good about wearing this for years to come. The included dress and hat are what will make you stand out in any box of 64 crayons. This bright pink color is both flattering and fun, and we are confident that you will be happy with the fit of this dress. How could you not, when you will be tickled pink by the pun the whole time you wear it?Pink is the New BlackIf you are searching for the perfect way to look classic and fun, then you are in the right place. You will feel like a winner in this cool and comfortable costume. Just make sure you avoid anyone with a big crayon box for a costume!
Kid's Tiny Tree Costume
1268998467$59.99
Happy HabitatWhat would we do without trees? There would be no place to build an amazing fort with a rope ladder and a spyglass. Squirrels wouldn't have a snug place to store their nuts and curl up during the long winters. We wouldn't hear the soft and soothing sound of wind rushing through high branches, and tire swings wouldn't be nearly as fun. It's no wonder that trees are so important in all of our lives: So important that dressing up as one is a really cool Halloween idea! Product DetailsYout won't be-leaf your eyes when you see how fantastic you look in this exclusive Tiny Tree Costume for Kids! The long-sleeved jumpsuit fastens down the back and is made of brown minky fabric that's embossed all over with a tree bark pattern. The shoulders and sleeves are sewn with green felt leaves. An included stuffed squirrel can be fastened into the pocket on the torso. The headpiece fastens under your chin, has foam lining to help it keep its shape, and is sewn with more green felt leaves. See the Forest for the Trees What does that expression mean? Does it mean something like, "Make sure you don't lose sight of the details?" Or does it mean, "You are going to look awesome no matter where you are if you're dressed in a cool outfit that makes you look like a majestic tree"? The second one sounds pretty good to us. We'll go with that, because it's true.
Women's Plus Size Tickles the Clown Costume
1316564777$49.99
Dressing up is supposed to be fun and what could possibly be more fun than dressing as a clown; not just as clown, but Tickles the Clown that is! No matter what the occasion, Tickles is sure to be the life of the party, from finding quarters behind your friends ears or spraying people in the face with your classic squirting flower. She can also make balloon animals too. Jump in your tiny car and you'll be on your way to fun in no time! All jokes aside our Plus Size Tickles the Clown Costume is extra roomy for comfort and plenty of movement because we know clowns need to always be able to be on the move. With plenty of colorful polka dots on your pink dress you are sure to liven up any party! Fun is the undeniable with the red and green pom poms, plastic hoop at the bottom of your dress and white puffy pantaloons with rainbow ruffle cuffs. Add any crazy colored wig and a pair of your brightest colored tights to create the best clown costume around town!If laughter is the best medicine then Tickles the Clown would be the best doctor the circus has ever seen. She can make the grumpiest of people turn their frowns upside down by just giving someone a smile and telling a joke. Now you can make everyone giggle just like Tickles in this colorful costume. Maybe you will like making people laugh so well that you'll be inspired to join the circus!
Big Booger Baby Costume for Adults
1213231810$49.99
Big Booger BabyThe peak of humor is, without a doubt, pure grossness. Unadulterated, disgusting, putrid, vile, and viscous goop dripping from an overlarge, screwed up baby face? LOL. Maybe your baby looks like this on the regular? Maybe you’re just letting your inner kid out to the real world one night each year as part of a horrific curse? Doesn’t matter, it’s all in good fun.One thing is for sure, if you wear this costume, you will definitely meet the love of your life at the party. Women and men love to see confidence, and nothing says confidence like showing up to a party replete with sexy crayons, witches, and pirates dressed in the Adult Big Booger Baby Costume.Product DetailsIn case you need it, this Adult Big Booger Baby Costume comes with a giant diaper, complete with elastic waistband and leg openings. The pullover top is reversible, with one side being pink and the other blue, allowing you to flaunt your style. The 13-inch bottle and 10-inch pacifier should be enough to really sell the baby aspect, if people didn’t pick it up from the diaper and giant baby mask. Speaking of which, the mask is held on by an elastic band around the back and comes equipped with holes to attach the booger-esque slime. The bib and bonnet are each held on by fabric ties. We have no doubt that if you wear this Adult Big Booger Baby Costume, you will be the most horrific-looking person at your party.Where’s my Mommy?This costume is so convincing that any nearby exhausted mothers who see you will be forced by the mother code to attempt to wipe your snotty face clean and return you to your mother. Sure, it will be awkward when you come clean and admit that you’re an adult in a big booger baby costume, but hey, that’s how it goes on Halloween.
Inflatable Angry Dragon Adult Costume
1267843875$89.99
Apparently, It's Not a Myth We've all heard stories about the mighty dragons of yore, who were feared and reverenced far and wide for their incredible firepower. Alas, when they hadn't been seen for years, everyone assumed that they were extinct and stopped worrying about them. Turns out that the dragons really were still around, and they're a little angry about being forgotten! Why wouldn't you invite all the dragons to a Halloween party? They should be first on the list! Product DetailsUnleash your fiery wrath (in a cute kind of way) by wearing your Adult Inflatable Angry Dragon Costume! The outfit is made of sturdy red windbreaker material that, when fully inflated, resembles a huge dragon with a long, blue-spiked tail and outspread wings. Fake hands and feet with long white claws have elastic-lined openings to let your human hands and feet poke through. The dragon's mouth is lined with white fangs and is open in a roar so that your head can peek out. I'll Huff and I'll Puff...Actual dragons were probably huge hits at parties, since they could roast marshmallows and reheat cold pizza with just one blast of their flaming breath. If this kind of trick isn't your forte, don't worry, because having a dragon attend a party is still a really big deal. Also, knowing that you won't accidentally burn the house down with a badly timed sneeze will probably make your host feel much better about his or her insurance rates anyway.
Toilet Paper Costume for Adults
1213242393$39.99
Staple Shortage There’s a saying that goes “You never know what you have until it’s gone.” Think about all the things you use on a daily basis that make our lives livable but that you usually don’t take notice of. For example, forks and spoons, so we don’t have to eat with our fingers. You don’t really consider how useful they are until you pour yourself a bowl of cereal and then realize none of your spoons are clean. (We don’t recommend trying to eat the cereal with a fork. Very inefficient.) One of the greatest underappreciated champions of our households is toilet paper. Of all the things to run out of, it is possibly the worst. What else are we supposed to use to entertain our cats or make an emergency mummy costume? And what is sadder than having to throw a party on short notice when you don’t have any? Where’s the fun in decorating without toilet paper streamers and lovely white paper flowers? Product Details Show your appreciation of our unsung hero with this Toilet Paper Costume! It has a wire rim to keep that nice round shape and a printed flower design to look like the real thing. The tunic goes over any outfit so you can stay comfy in your own clothes while still showing off a unique costume. You could also get a friend to dress up as a toilet (or even the poop that goes in it) and have a fun group theme! A Notable Necessity Although it’s technically not a superhero, we think toilet paper is pretty great. It certainly saves people from a lot of different poopy situations! If you’re also a fan, then this Toilet Paper Costume is for you. Bring some laughter to any party all while reminding people what types of things really save the world every day!
Adult Ride On T-Rex Costume
1319390112$79.99
T Rex WranglersIt's too bad that homo sapiens and the dinosaurs apparently never existed at the same time. Modern-day cowboys were cool, but prehistoric dinosaur cowboys (dinoboys?) would be even more epic. They'd have to ride pterodactyls and swing heavy-duty lassos in order to rope the King of the Dinosaurs himself, and their rodeos would have been unbelievably fun. Unless a contestant gets eaten. That's something that typically doesn't happen around bulls, but that just gives the event more excitement. Who wouldn't want to see a T-Rex perform in a barrel race? Product DetailsRide 'em, dinopoke! This exclusive Adult Ride On T-Rex Inflatable Costume will give your friends a good laugh. Made of sturdy windbreaker fabric that's printed all over with details resembling dinosaur scales, the unisex bodysuit secures around your middle with a drawstring waistband. A small fan is mounted on the right side below the waistline. When activated, the costume inflates to resemble a roaring T-Rex. A pair of faux "legs" is attached to the top and inflates simultaneously. The T-Rex head features attached reins for you to hold, and the costume comes with a bucket-style hat. Ride or Die You've done it! You've successfully jumped on board a giant, predatory lizard that's hundreds of pounds worth of muscle and fang! Nice job: You definitely have bragging rights for days. However, have you put any thought into how you're going to get down? Surprisingly, dismounting without being eaten seems like it'll be trickier than getting on in the first place. The only solution is to stay on your dinosaur forever. At least you'll always have a ride.
Dark Jester Adult Costume
1265312358$44.99
The king or queen may be the one with all the actual power to govern. But behind the scenes, it’s usually the jester who’s really pulling the strings! So if you’ve got big plans but aren’t in any rush to take on the responsibility of real rule, you might want to consider brushing up on your knock-knock jokes and putting on this sinister Dark Jester Costume!Sure, the chump on the throne may be little more than your puppet. But it’s going to be hard to enact your diabolical agenda if anyone notices that you’re not the jovial joker that you pretend to be. And we’re not saying you have to become a master of stand-up or anything, but you’ve got to keep everybody chuckling if you want to distract them from your true purpose!Otherwise, you might be the one who winds up in stitches. After all, most people aren’t fond of being fooled by the fool! But if you manage to convince them that the surly sneer of your skull mask is really just a playful grin, you’ll always be able to snatch as much power as you crave!This hypnotic checkered costume set has everything you need to play the part of court jester, with details that can seem cheerful or macabre depending on the light. And since you seem to favor the shadows, we suspect that the decor of the royal palace is about to get a nefarious twist!
Joker Staff
1272333026$34.99
Punch Line Why do jokers carry staffs? Most of them do it to look more impressive, and to use them as props in goofy pratfalls. The more evil kind of joker uses them to trip up their victims who are trying to escape. You can usually tell what kind of joker you're dealing with based on how creepy their staff head is. Product DetailsAmaze and terrify your audience with this Joker Staff Accessory! The prop is made of plastic piping that has been covered in red molded latex to give it a twisted appearance. Its plastic topper is shaped and decorated to look ike a maniacally grinning jester wearing a six-pointed hat and a ruffled collar. It comes in two pieces and can be easily assembled. Here to Entertain Are you more likely to earn applause or screams of horror? Whichever kind of act you choose, you can be sure of looking properly impressive thanks to your cool accessory.
Toddler Flower Pot Costume
1326800296$17.99
Grow Where You GoThey say that you should grow where you’re planted. Your toddler, however, refuses to stay still which makes doing so pretty difficult. You watch them tear up the yard with their energy; racing from one end to the other, up and down the driveway, and around the house. They barely pause to smell the fresh tulips and pick a bright yellow dandelion bouquet. You hope, even without breaks in their movement, their little feet are sprouting roots and somehow keeping everything they’re learning stored somewhere in their wildness. With no way to tell until they graduate high school and strike out on their own, you can’t help worrying that they’re just zipping through each experience with nothing to remember it. The good news is you’re here and we have an idea that we think you’ll love! Your toddler can keep their roots lifted and grow while they run from one thing to the next, when they have this Flower Pot Costume!Design and DetailsAt HalloweenCostumes.com we believe growth comes from those big and little experiences. So, that energetic toddler of yours is really on the right track. Of course, planting roots at home is important too and so this simple Made by Us tunic is designed to let them do both! The soft-sculpted terra cotta pot gives your toddler a place to blossom while they hop between activities. Held up by easily adjusted tie-suspenders, they’ll stay comfortable in their costume whether they take a breather and sit on the front step or continue to zoom through patches of clover. And with the addition of our separately sold Sunflower Hood your toddler can really become the gorgeous wildflower they’re destined to be!Wildflower FreedomWhether they learn to appreciate the idea of sticking to their roots or continue to explore their world with gusto, this exclusive costume has your toddler covered. Brighten every playtime and secure those key experiences gained when they perform as the sunflower in their preschool talent show, with this toddler’s Flower Pot Costume!
Plus Size Mr. / Mrs. Potato Head Costume
1275786265$54.99
The fun thing about a Potato Head toy was that you could make it be anything you wanted. You had a choice of different eyes, noses, mouths, and ears. You could give it a hat, or not. Ditto for facial hair. Or any other kind of hair. Want to wear a different pair of shoes? You can swap those out in a jiff! It was the best kind of toy – totally ridiculous, yet creative and fun at the same time.Potato Heads aren’t just fun for kids – even as an adult I’ve found that switching around the various parts for a few minutes helps me relax and feel playful again. This costume can help bring that feeling full circle this Halloween!Of course, after a while the various pieces started getting lost when you were a kid and then you didn't have as many options. Maybe you ended up with an extra hat as your new pair of shoes or an extra mouth where the eyes should be, but no matter - you can have all of those options again with this Mr / Mrs Potato Head Plus Size Costume! The costume base is a sleeveless, foam-backed tunic that fasts at the back with a Hook and Loop fastener closure. The ears are sewn on (sorry if you wanted to swap the ears out for an extra set of arms!), but the other parts of the costume and face are interchangeable. The face pieces come for both male and female potato heads and they attach to the tunic with Hook and Loop fastener. Grab a pair of these costumes for a fun couples costume this Halloween!
Cheech Costume
1230266676$29.99
We don’t want to advocate any one kind of “relaxing” activity over another. In fact, we think the best kinds of activities are the legal ones, as determined by your local, state, or federal government. But, if you are a fan of one specific form of relaxation over another, and you love a certain set of movies that originated from the comedy classic Up In Smoke, then we may just have the costume for you.That’s right, it’s Cheech Marin! Exactly one half of the great comedy duo, Cheech and Chong. In this Cheech Costume, you’ll be perfectly (and legally) mellowed out, ready to take on a sometimes difficult world with the cool grooviness of a laid back dude. You may even want to grab your best friend, slap a Chong outfit on him, and hit the road -- soberly, of course -- bringing laughter and positive vibes to every place you go. Either way, you shouldn’t have a hard time chilling in this loose fit yellow half-tank, red cap, and included suspenders. The two piece mustache and wig really completes the look, as no respectable person could claim to resemble Cheech without the facial hair.Regardless of how you like to pass the time with your best friend, we think this costume is the a mellow way to reflect your chill vibes, man. Just don’t forget to make everyone laugh. Laughter is legal everywhere.
Adult Riding-A-Red Raptor Inflatable Costume
1326800308$69.99
The Ultimate ChallengeThe buzzer sounds and....bam! The gates open and the contestant comes out, barely holding onto his bucking steed's reins! This isn't your typical bull and this isn't your average rodeo, though! Someone had the bright idea to make it prehistoric-themed and to go back in time to find real raptors for the most extreme ride ever! If you stay on top for ten seconds, you're a champion! Whether you win or lose, you still have to avoid being eaten by the raptor as you dismount. Product DetailsHave the coolest ride of all when you wear your Adult Inflatable Riding-A-Red-Raptor Costume! Step into the outfit like you're putting on a pair of pants and tie the drawstring around your waist. When fully inflated, the costume looks like a raptor with black and red scales, standing on two feet with its tail jutting out behind. It's open mouth is full of fake fangs. fake legs make it look like you're riding on top and brown reins are attached to the dino's neck. Git Along, Little DinosYou're trapped inside a theme park filled with hungry dinosaurs, but you don't lose your head for one second. Instead, you bide your time until you can jump on top of the nearest raptor and ride it to safety! Be careful, kids. This stunt looks easy, but it's actually being done by a trained professional. Please don't try this at home (or with a dino that's made of anything but fabric and lots of air).
Blue Crayon Kid's Costume Dress
1273511037$39.99
Feeling Blue-tifulWhat's your kiddo's favorite color? Regardless of what their answer is, we think most of them would agree that blue is a very important hue, especially when they're making art! After all, it's a primary color, which means you can't create it by mixing other shades, and large blue areas like skies and oceans take up a lot of real estate on your typical coloring page.If your kiddo loves the color blue, drawing with crayons, or both, then they'll enjoy wearing this Blue Crayon Costume Dress! This adorable dress and headband set will have them feeling "blue-tiful" as soon as they put it on.Design & DetailsThis Kid's Blue Crayon Costume Dress was designed by our in-house team and is officially licensed by Crayola. Their signature wavy black lines appear on the top and bottom of the bodice, with the Crayola logo printed on the front just like a real crayon. The dress closes in the back with hook and loop fastener. To complete the look, a crayon tip-shaped hat secures to the wearer's head with a headband.You can easily create a colorful group costume when you shop the rest of our crayon collection! We have more color choices in toddler, child, and adult sizes so everyone can get in on the fun. You'll have a blast building your very own unique box of crayons!
Fart Cloud with Sound Machine Costume for Kids
1213234773$39.99
Crude ComedyFarts are funny. We know, we know. As an adult, you're supposed to be above fart comedy... but there's just something about farts that are universally funny. Just think about it for a second. Farts make that muffled noise that sounds kind of like a really bad trumpet player. They come out of your bottom, which is probably the funniest place it could possibly come from. Finally, they smell funny. Now, can you honestly tell yourself that a fart isn't funny?That's what's great about kids. Kids don't have any pressure on them to be mature, so they can laugh at a fart for what it is! It's also why this Fart Cloud Costume for kids is pure, comedic gold. When your child wears it to the next costume party, they'll be getting ALL of the laughs!Product DetailsIt might be simple, but this Fart Cloud Costume is highly effective! The costume comes with a top that's made out of various tulle fabric. Shades of brown and green give the top a look that's reminiscent of cartoon depictions of farts. Your child can slip this on over their normal clothes, making it an easy outfit for your child to change into. Of course, one of the funniest parts about a fart is the sound... and this costume delivers that as well! This costume comes with a small speaker that makes fart noises with the press of a button. The speaker has a small battery pack attached to it (batteries sold separately).Toot! Toot!It's okay. You can admit that this Fart Costume for kids is hilarious. It might be sort of childish, but then again, kids have the purest sense when it comes to comedy and we think it's about time that all of us adults started embracing a little bit of childish humor!
Women's Pluto's Princess Costume
1235914567$39.99
Cue guitar riff. Cue lightning effect. Cue saucer craft descending from the sky.*The Pluto Princess has landed*That's right. It's time for you to make your entrance into the party. As the Pluto Princess! You ready for this? Of course, you are! You were born to sail the stars, an interplanetary explorer in waiting. All you've been waiting for was your opportunity. And this is your big shot!You're going to need to look the part, of course, before you assume the mantle. So, go on, get yourself this Pluto Princess costume, and let's get to work! The easy part, naturally, will be wearing this chic outer space themed costume. The hard part? Constructing an interplanetary craft and figuring out the nuts and bolts of lightspeed travel. But, no worries, we'll figure out all that stuff later!Product DetailsFrom some of our favorite costume friends at Forum Costumes, this Women's Pluto's Princess Costume is going to have you standing out this Halloween. A sleek and chic dress, the choker necklace is included. The dress's shimmering silver design is accented with a purple center panel and purple accent along the sleeve cuffs and tiered skirt styling. Accessories sold separately.The rest of the story is up to you!With this costume, you could be a human from the future, a friendly E.T., or, as the name suggests, real outer space royalty. Pick up some body paint if you're feeling like an alien or a couple of toy blasters if you want to be a battler. We've got all the gear in our accessories section that's needed to complete this costume look!
Inflatable Kids Penguin Costume
1228528374$49.99
Cold Front FunYour kiddo will have more than just happy feet when they sport this amazing ensemble! You simply won't believe your eyes as you watch your child dance (or waddle) into the school gym for the big Halloween parade. Whereas this morning, you had an adorable little human to call your own, now you have an...adorable penguin in their place. Since the switch is only temporary and it's all in the name of Halloween fun, you may as well enjoy the ride! This Kid's Inflatable Penguin Costume is truly as much fun to see as it is to wear. It covers your kiddo from beak to flipper in full penguin appeal. It may take some time for your child to get used to their new birdlike body and its general...roundness...but once they get the hang of the penguin waddle, they will have a ball all Halloween long!Product DetailsThis cute and peppy penguin inflates quickly for a no-trouble trick-or-treating look that still gives maximum effect. There is a built-in fan and battery pack to help your little one stay penguin-like all evening long, and the shoe covers and little penguin face help to create the full illusion. A cutout under the penguin hood allows your child to talk, laugh, and eat candy, as well.A Real Chill TimeAfter Halloween is over, your child can return to their human form and curl up on the couch with some hot apple cider and Halloween treats — but their memories of their time as a little penguin will stay with them forever!
Lego Red Brick Costume
1294653571$39.99
Not Just a Simple BrickSome might say that there’s nothing special about the humble 2x4 LEGO brick. It’s just a rectangular shaped piece of plastic with the word “LEGO” etched into a bunch of times. How much fun could that tiny little brick possibly promote? How could something so small and plain spark creativity?Then, there are those, like your child, who know the power of LEGO. They know the truth about LEGO pieces! That one small brick might not seem like much, but combine it with a few more like it and you can build a house. Combine it with a few more and you can turn that house into a castle. Why, with a few other pieces, you could build a pirate ship. But maybe pirate ships aren’t your thing and you want to build a rocket ship. That same, humble little piece can be put to use building that rocket ship. Yes, there’s limitless potential inside that one tiny brick, which is why LEGO may be the greatest toy ever invented, despite its simplicity.Product DetailsNow, this kid's Red LEGO Brick costume will help your child harness the power of creativity of the humble brick! The costume comes with a tunic-style top that is shaped like the classic brick, making it an easy costume to change into. It fits on easily over your child’s clothing, so they can wear their favorite outfit underneath. It has eight studs on the front and it comes in a bright red color that matches that of the classic LEGO bricks.LEGO TogetherLike all LEGOs, they gain power in numbers! Be sure to check out our blue version of this costume, along with our many adult sized LEGO costumes to create a whole LEGO group for the next costume party.
Kids Camo Second Skin
1213237126$34.99
We hear your little one is known to disappear for hours at a time. That you often find him standing motionless against a wall, on a reconnaissance mission, or hiding in a corner with a potted plant on his head, hoping to look like your heirloom end table. We feel for you. Which is why we’re suggesting this Child Camo Second Skin for your little Houdini. Now, he can blend in seamlessly with the world around him...and outdoors, to boot! No more tripping over him in the entryway or being scared half to death when he emerges from behind a curtain. And now that he’ll be busy hiding around in the bushes, he can’t just be dressed in a pair of blue jeans and a bright red t-shirt, now can he? Camouflage is the only real option for stealth operations in the woods. If your child wants to blend in (and we know your child does) he'll be able to go completely undetected in this sleek suit. We're just hoping he’s coming back for dinner, because you sure won't be able to find him out there.That’s because this jumpsuit is printed in classic camo, as are the attached gloves, socks, and mask. So go ahead, ask him if he’d like to own the ultimate gear for outdoor covert ops...we’ll wait while you try and find him.
Deluxe Old Woman Mask
1315125712$29.99
Have you ever wanted to be the crotchety old cat lady down the road? The one who steals the nerf footballs that fly into her yard from a missed Hail Mary pass. Sure, she seems mean and stuffy. But you know what they say. You got to walk a mile in someone’s shoes before you can fully understand her.Well, if you want to really get to know her then this Deluxe Old Woman Mask is the way to go. You can really get in her mindset by stealing all the nerf footballs in the neighborhood. We don’t suggest getting yourself a houseful of cats—that seems like a bit too much. Stick to two or three cats at maximum. Or you can just wear this mask as you jump scare your friends. What’s a better prank than standing over your friend’s bed with an old woman’s face until he feels the creepy eyes waking him up? Just watch out for flying fists, knees, and elbows.
Robot Mask Hat
1295098572$16.99
Let's face it. The way things are going, humanity is going to keep advancing in technology and eventually create our own extinction. The robot takeover is only a matter of time! So before artificial intelligence conquers the world and enslaves mankind, take the time now to learn how to blend in with our soon to be metallic overlords. This Robot Mask Hat will be perfect for getting into the mindset of a bot!Add it to the rest of your robot costume and you'll be ready for the impending usurping humanity will bring upon itself. Besides getting the look down, you also have to become an expert at binary code and mathematical equations if you don't want to be found out by human-hunting androids! If you ever have trouble coming up with a quick answer just start yelling, “Error! Error! Does not compute. Error! Nonsequitur!” The other robots will think your circuits are frying and assume you must have a different primary function. Well, hopefully with this Robot Mask and your acting skills, you can infiltrate the AI before it's too late but, if not, enjoy surviving the apocalypse!
Plus Size Giggles the Clown Women's Costume
1316791952$44.99
We’re not sure if you’ve heard, but clowns are having a bit of moment right now. This thrills you, of course, as a lifetime lover of all things clownish. Now you can finally rest at ease this Halloween knowing for sure what society has finally proven: clowning never goes out of style.No one will second-guess the sighting of you in this cute and classic ensemble. Just step (or tumble, or somersault) into this Plus Size Giggles the Clown Costume and cram a bunch of pals into your coupe—ta-dah! You’re ready to head to the big party tonight.You’ve brushed up on your favorite jokes so you can crack the crowd up (your favorite) and you’ve been perfecting your pantomime. Lucky for you, one of your best pals is dressed like and elephant, so you can incorporate her into your act for the evening. And though we hope your party lacks a real lion to tame, you can always carry around a replica and act afraid of its ferocity. You’re proving with every move that clowns aren’t inherently scary! Brava!You may even incorporate this costume into your bit—maybe its rainbow polka dots remind you of gum balls and the bloomers allow for some top-notched tumbling. You made sure to top off your look with a red clown nose and a crazy colored wig, right? We’ll be sure to take a video of you hamming it up, so the folks in cyber land can see a real clown who isn’t afraid to take the age-old clowning craft seriously.
Girl's Pinafore Clown Costume Dress
1265316933$49.99
A Kindly ClownThere are so many stories now about the spooky clowns that can send folks into a panic. We sometimes miss the original image! Where have the real clowns gone? We're talking about the ones that can inspire a smile and raise anyone's spirits. (And, no, not the scary ghost kind of spirits, either!)All it takes is someone with a light heart and maybe a love for pastel colors and a flower or two. The original image of the quirky and cute clown can be restored in no time. And we imagine that you already have someone in mind!Design & Details Give clowns a better name when you offer up this exclusive Pinafore Clown Costume to a kiddo! This is a Made By Us design that starts with a pink and white checkered shirt and a pair of pastel polka dot tights. Worn over top is a pinafore dress. The uncinched style, faux flowers, combination of multiple patterned panels, and the large buttons on the shoulder straps create a whimsical look that anyone is sure to love. Add a bright clown wig or pastel face paint to this outfit to complete a truly joyful time while your kid clowns around!
Mrs / Mr Potato Head Costume
1229113248$54.99
Resting Potato Face We've all been in situations where our inner expression looked a lot different than our outer expression, right? Maybe we were in a solemn situation and felt the urge to giggle, or had to sit with a polite smile while Uncle Bob told us his favorite fishing story for the one hundred and seventy-seventh time. Potato heads are under no such obligation to be polite. They can wear whatever expressions we want them to wear. Lucky spuds! Product DetailsPut your best face forward with this officially licensed Mrs/Mr Potato Head Adult Costume! The outfit includes a sleeveless, foam-backed tunic made of brown polyester interlock-knit fabric. It fastens at the back and is roomy enough to wear over your preferred lightweight outfit. Fabric ears are sewn to each side of the tunic, but the other facial parts can be swapped around on the tunic as desired. The "female" set includes eyes with purple eyelashes, an oval nose, red lips, and a yellow flowered hat, while the "male" set includes round eyes, a red nose, a black mustache, and a toothy smile. DIY Cosmetic Surgery Have you ever gotten the urge to dramatically switch up your look, but didn't want to pay for the procedure? Now you can try swapping out noses, eyes, and even facial hair without having to worry about making a permanent change. Better yet, get a friend to dress up as a second Potato Head and swap accessories with them for even more hilarity! How would a cute floppy hat look with the mustache option? We're about to find out!
Venus Flytrap Jawesome Costume Hat
1295850230$19.99
Evolving AudreyA few of our office staff take horticulture to the next level. Mere succulents at the desk aren't enough. Not one of them is satisfied with your average philodendron. Even a fully flowering cactus still leaves them a bit thorny. But, you know what they say about pet owners that end up looking a bit like their furry friends? Let's just say we couldn't have predicted what would have happened next. It started in Accounting. Audrey was looking just a bit green. (And then viny.) The good news is that there are zero office flies and the rest of the office plants are in full bloom! Product DetailsIf you've got a bit of a green thumb and want to help spread your love for plants to the rest of your friends, you can't go wrong with this Venus Flytrap Jawesome Hat! Pop your head through the bottom hole and into the elastic cap on the top of this unique costume hat. The whole thing is designed to look like a real-to-live man-eating plant! Thanks to the felt teeth and curly vines, you'll be all smiles.Greens for DinnerWhen you give a planter twist to your style thanks to this Jawesome Hat, you'll be one with vegetation everywhere. The only question is whether snacking on broccoli is a moral quandary. We doubt anybody will argue with what kind of diet you have when they get a look at your toothy grin, though!
Women's Dark Ringmaster Costume
1237089811$79.99
Enter the RingCome one, come all to the Dark Circus, where wondrous feats beyond your imagining are performed every minute...and where shadows hide the true reality of this glimmering, gilded world. A place of smiles and cotton candy by day, it is transformed into it opposite self at night. Fantastic eldritch beasts prance through the ring under the Big Top, but at second glance they appear to be only elephants and tigers after all - or so you'd like to believe. The idea that you're standing on the brim of another world, poised to tumble into its depths, is something that only the bravest can contemplate...and even they can't admit to themselves that this world may want to keep them as an audience forever. Leading the dazzling, darkling show is an enchanting ringmaster, whose skill and magical touch keeps both worlds swirling without colliding. Is she working to protect the awestruck, hapless visitors? Or is she determined to take them into the other realm when she leaves? Only one can answer that question - and she tells no secrets. Product Details Amaze and astonish your friends in your Women's Dark Ringmaster costume! A HalloweenCostumes.com exclusive, your otherworldly outfit is truly original and mesmerizing. A velvety, tailed jacket full of old-fashioned circus glamor fits snugly over an eyecatching bodysuit. The epaulets shimmy and dance with your every move as you strut through the ring. A bow tie choker and black top hat are the last words in flirty fascination. Power PlayAble to tame lions, thrill crowds, and hold fire in the palm of her hand, the Dark Circus's ringmaster will be the talk of the town - if the audience ever returns. This will be an act that no one will want to leave!
Plus Size Men's Scary Ringmaster Costume
1292924458$69.99
Big Top SwapSure, sure. The circus is super FUN. Nothing scary about a bunch of clowns. Or lions. Or the music. Yup. Nothing bone-chilling about any of that. Except for...everything! Swap "creepy" for "fun" and now you know how we feel about the circus. It's a spooky wonderland of strange people and circumstances, and you never know what will happen. This Plus Size Men's Scary Ringmaster Costume will help bring your eerie vision of the Big Top to life this Halloween. If you don't believe us that the circus can be scary, then we'll just ask you: You've seen this costume, right? You want that showing up at your door at 2 in the morning? And we mentioned the clowns, right?Product DetailsIf you want to feel truly amazed, check out how much detail went into this exclusive costume's jacket, shirt front, pants, and hat. The crimson red velvet tailcoat jacket has a cool cutaway detail and fringed satin epaulets. The piece fastens with a chain across antique brass buttons, while satin embellishments definitely say "I'm the leader of this (scary) show." And just check out this top hat. It looks pretty normal, right? Now put it alongside the rest of this getup and it instantly becomes creepy, right? Take Center StageYou may not win many friends in this freaky costume, but you'll likely win several costume contests. See for yourself just how menacing and formidable you feel when you slip on this costume. We'd hate to find ourselves trapped on your circus train!
Cactus Costume for Adults
1272670165$69.99
Cackle with CactiTwo balloons were floating through the desert, dangling their strings upon the sands. One suddenly shouted, "Watch out for that cactus!" The other replies, "What cactussssssssssssss..." No? Well, did you hear about the Cactus that went to the party?Yeah, he spiked the punch!Why was the police officer confused when he went to arrest the Cactus? Because it already had its hands up!All right, maybe we're not really lifting you up with these Cactus jokes. We get it. We've clearly dropped the cactus-ball on this. Even worse, we caught it! Design & DetailsThese are just the start of the laughs that you're sure to get when you start thinking like a Cactus. But, you'll probably acquire even more if you hop your way into this Cactus costume! This is a Made by Us look that our in-house team of designers mysteriously came up with after our most recent visit to the Laugh Barn on theme night. We're not sure which part you're going to love the most. Will it be the sublimated print of the jumpsuit with a perfect blend of light green-yellow to dark green-black color tone? Maybe it'll be the soft-sculpted spikes that look way more dangerous than they actually are. Maybe the adorable pink flower blooming on the top? Actually, we're sure your favorite part will be the smiles and disapproving headshakes that you cause when you tell any of the great jokes we've got in this costume. Cross Over to the CactusWhy did the Cactus cross the road? That's right. It got caught on the chicken! Okay, clearly there is something wrong with our cactus humor if you're still not laughing, but we can't put our thumb on it. Either way, we know you're going to crack up your friends with this great Cactus costume.
Inflatable Kids T-Rex Ride-On Costume
1213249962$39.99
The Great T-Rex TamerFor many years, your child was like a wild little T-rex, in need of taming. They opened every cabinet in your house, rearranged everything in your drawers, drew on walls and floors, broke vases and dishes, and stomped on your flower beds. But they are finally a big kid and now they like to help! They sweep the kitchen, fold laundry, and water the garden with you. It sounds like your kiddo is ready for a rex of their own. With this Kid's Inflatable Ride-On T-Rex Costume, they can take the reins on a dinosaur. It'll be a blast to watch their imagination come to life as they pretend to ride it all over the neighborhood, trick or treating. And it's a nice reward for them after finally learning to rein it in a bit, themselves! They will have so much fun playing in this costume, you may want to add it to their dress-up bin long after Halloween is past. Product DetailsThis costume is so easy to wear, it's deceptive. It's actually inflatable pants that can be worn with your tot's favorite top. Your child's feet will step into the T-rex's back legs, while the human legs on the top are inflatable decoys. The whole thing runs with the help of a built-in battery pack and a fan, so it can last all Halloween eve!Dino DisclaimerOf course, there is an oh-so-slight chance that this plan could backfire, and teaching your child to ride a T-rex will send them on a power high. But that's almost never happened. Almost. We are sure this is a foolproof plan and that you'll be thrilled with this costume, not to mention seeing your child in it.
Child Mime Costume
1213240726$34.99
SilenceWe all try to find a way to get our kids to be quiet. Just for a minute. Heck, just for a few consecutive seconds. We try playing the quiet game. That doesn’t work. We try bribing them with fruit, hopefully, their mouths are too full for them to talk. No, they just talk around the food. Kids LOVE to make a whole of noise...It's not that we don't love what they have to say. But sometimes it can be inappropriate when they are talking. The best place to sing their favorite song isn't in the middle of the movie theater. It doesn't help that all the characters on TV are loud, and love to be loud all the time, and probably talk a lot, too. That's why you've got to introduce role models that have the best values and attributes. That, of course, would be Mimes.Design & DetailsHave you heard that stripes are always in style? We tend to agree. And these stripes come with silence! They'll love staying in character about as much as you will love them staying in character while they wear this authentic looking Mime costume. It's got a striped shirt with lots of stretch, black pants with real pockets, and a cute little red bandana to tie around the neck. Of course, it's topped off with a signature black beret!Mime TimeWe might have the perfect thing to keep your kid quiet, at least for a little bit! This Child Mime Costume will let them act out their thoughts, instead of blurting them out of their mouth. Hopefully, this will keep your little one from spewing out what at home would be hilarious, but in public is completely embarrassing. And when you put them in time out you can watch as they try to get out of the box that they are "stuck" in. Putting their hands up against an imaginary prison. It's true what they say "Silence isn't golden." No, it's black and white, and mime all over.
Plus Size Authentic Ron Burgundy Suit Costume for Men
1213245096$179.99
You can be a man. Discover the wheel, and build the Eiffel tower out of metal and brawn. But above all, be an anchorman! You can take the helm of Channel 4's news team when you suit up in this authentic Ron Burgundy costume. With the panache and bravado of the iconic 70s broadcaster, there's only going to be one phrase on your lips... stay classy, San Diego! This exclusive costume has all of the authentic details from Anchorman The Legend of Ron Burgundy, and with included wig and mustache, you'll look so good that you will even fool Baxter. Don't act like you're not impressed.
Men's Funny Feet Costume Shoes
1305591901$14.99
Small Change, Maximum Effect We don't pay a lot of attention to feet, usually. That's why it's such a fun idea to change them super subtly. After all, your face gets masks, your hands get gloves, and the rest of your body gets costumes. Why limit your feet to boring, normal shoes? Product DetailsPut your best foot forward in this pair of Funny Feet Costume Shoes for Men! Made of sturdy vinyl, the slide-style slippers are molded to look like bare human feet with oversized toes and big veins. The outer soles feature a textured, anti-slip surface. Twinkle Toes If you brought these feet to a podiatrist, he or she would probably be a little worried for you. But if you wear them with a Halloween costume, they're sure to be a hit. Add these to an outfit and watch your friends try to hide their double-takes when they see your funny flippers.
Adult Crimped 'n Kooky Blue Wig
1265313850$19.99
Blue Rhapsody Why is "feeling blue" a bad thing? Blue is amazing! It's one of the most commonly claimed favorite colors in the world, and if you are able to look at anything that's flavored with blue raspberry and not be immediately hungry, you are stronger than we are. Product DetailsHave the most sensational hair around when you wear this Crimped 'n Kooky Blue Wig for Adults! A mesh wig cap with a comfortably secure elastic edge is adorned with approximately shoulder-length bright blue synthetic hair. The hair is permanently crimped for lots of body and comes pre-style with a side part. It can be gently styled with non-heated tools. Always Blue-tiful Looking for a showstopping accessory for this year's clown, acrobat, doll, or magical creature outfit? Try this wig on for size! Or, simply pull it out of your closet on a normal day when you feel like turning heads.
Soft Adult Jester Hat
1265312955$19.99
It's All Fun and GamesAre you the unofficial jokester of your friend group? Can you be counted on to always have a laugh-worthy one-liner or an amazing practical joke? Congratulations, you are officially the ruler of this court! Forget about what your teacher told you would happen if you never take anything seriously in life, because here the only important thing is to have a good time. Seriously. Product DetailsLet the good times roll when you wear your Adult Jester Soft Hat! This whimsical headpiece is styled after a classic jester crown with three downward-curving stuffed points in colors of purple, yellow, and green. Each point is tipped with a tiny gold-tone bell so that everyone will know when you enter the room. The soft brim is purple velour striped with gold trim! Is This a Joke to You? The anwer is yes, of course! Your friends will be delighted to see that their favorite entertainer has arrived at the party.
Glitz 'N Gleam Jester Hat
1265312954$10.99
The Show Must Go OnEvery friend group needs a cruise director: the person who will not only recognize all of the many reasons to celebrate (Mardi Gras! The weekend! International Pie-Eating Day!) but will make sure that a party happens. It's not always the loudest person in the room, but it's definitely someone with a joyful spirit, a good sense of humor, and killer taste in hats. Product DetailsCelebrate Mardi Gras and beyond in this Glitz 'N Gleam Jester Hat for Adults! The stand-up hat is made of soft, sequined material in shiny shades of purple, green and gold. Six pointed tips dangle from the crown, each finished with a tiny gold-tone bell. You'll be able to draw everyone's attention to your act simply by walking into the room! Jazzy JokesterBe the best-dressed jester at any venue! Top off a harlequin costume or wear it on its own. Your sense of style is no joke!
Kids Inflatable Giant Squid Costume
1228415733$69.99
Squid KidIt's that magical time of year again. The leaves are slowly starting to change. The air is turning crisp. Pumpkin is starting to show up in everything. And your little one is deciding what to be for Halloween this year. You're pretty sure it will be either a ninja or a unicorn. Both characters have gotten a lot of air time at your house this year, showing up in books, movies, and imaginative play. Your child sits down to dinner, this is the big moment, you can feel it in your bones. "I have decided what I want to be for Halloween this year," your child says, with authority. "After much deliberation, I would like to dress as...a giant squid."Wow. We...did not see that coming. But no worries, parents! Redirect and rest assured this Kids Inflatable Giant Squid Costume exists because your child is not the only one with unique Halloween tastes. Plus, giant squid are actually pretty awesome, and we wish more people chose to dress like them. At least your kiddo is original!Product DetailsThis unique costume is comprised of a bodysuit that zips up the back and inflates to create the stunning squid you see here. The look comes with battery packs and fans placed inside the costume strategically, for easy wear (well, as easy as possible when dressed as a giant squid!). You'll need to provide AA batteries, but besides that, this cool costume pretty much speaks for itself.Giant ExpectationsWe think it's so fun your child went for this look, and we can't wait to see what kinds of giant fun they have this holiday. Next year, try to wipe your mind clear of expectations. Clearly, you never know what your child will be into on any given day!