Have you ever wished that people would comply when you ask them to call you Dr. Chuckles? Do you ever see a tiny car and want to pile in with twenty of your closest friends? When you see a balloon, do you just want to get in there and stretch it into the shape of a wiener dog? If you're craving that nose honking, big shoe wearing lifestyle, there's no better place to start than getting yourself a bright blue clown wig. You don't have to go to clown college to start clowning around. All you need is the right attitude, a red nose, and some crazy hair. Before you know it, juggling will just come naturally to you. You will feel right at home in circus tents. You might even learn how to cartwheel. You'll find you have a certain squeak to your step, as you spread giggles wherever you go. Start working on your signature chuckle, cause they're about to send in the clowns!
Always on Duty Whether it's the Steadfast Tin Soldier or the militia pieces left under the tree by Herr Drosselmeyer, toy soldiers are always the good guys. They can withstand a lot and are never afraid to chase after some ridiculously large rats and keep them from ruining Christmas. Don't let their painted exteriors fool you - inside each one is a heart of gold with a good sense of rhythm for either marching in time or dancing at the Sugar Plum Fairy's ball. Product DetailsThis exclusive Plus Size Men's Toy Soldier Costume is the perfect outfit for Christmas plays, Halloween fun, and more! The red polyester jacket fastens up the center front and features criss-crossed white sashes, gold-tone buttons and fringed golden epaulets. The gold accents match the black faux leather belt's shiny center buckle. An elastic waistband makes the blue polyester pants extra comfortable to wear. The black faux leather drum hat has a high crown accented by a white plume. The Nutcracker Wants YOUWhat would a recruitment poster look like for the Nutcracker's army? It would probably say something about serving the crown with honor on a battlefield infested with vermin. After the rats are defeated, your leader may even invite you to a Christmas party more epic than any you've ever seen before. Also, in the toy soldier's world, there's no chance of getting injured during a fight. Your biggest danger is being locked in the toy box for too long and not getting to surreptitiously watch TV when no one's looking.
Truly Iconic Who decided that clowns should wear crazy hair colors in the shape of their honkable noses? The originater of that idea probably had no clue that they were creating a classic look. Nowadays, the sight of a curly, colorful wig makes your brain immediately think, "Clown!" The fun and funky hairdo helps you spot a clown in a crowd, which is great whether you're looking for a laugh or running from a scary carnival creep. Product DetailsTop off your clown costume with an exclusive Red Round Clown Wig! The comfy mesh wig cap has an elastic edge to keep it snugly in place. It's completely concealed by kinky, medium-length synthetic hair in a bright, cherry-red shade and will stand out around your head in a spherical shape. Clowning Around Get up to any funny business you like, because you can always blame it on your outfit! Your Halloween, carnival, theater performance, or other special event will be even more fun thanks to your classic wig.
If have a severe case of coulrophobia then by all means do not dress your child in this toddler Big Top Clown Costume. Yes your entire neighborhood, family and friends will think he’s the cutest thing since sliced bread but at what cost?! At what cost? He’ll be a mini walking, talking, terror!If you don’t have that crazy clown fear then our Toddler Big Top Clown Costume is the perfect costume choice for your little jokester! If he or she is always giving you a run for your money and constantly giving you the giggles with their big personality then what better costume than a clown! Our adorable patchwork, red and yellow striped clown costume will give your toddler a vintage clown look, because vintage is all the rage right now, duh! Paint on an adorable clown face for your little performer or if makeup skills aren’t your thing then grab a classic giant red clown nose and voila! You’re little one is the star of the show! We’re really not sure why clowns keep getting such a bad wrap, they are bright, colorful and full of fun tricks, what’s so scary about that? When it’s your little one as the clown then the answer is nothing!
Find Your Inner SharkThere's lots of kinds of "sharks" you can be in life. A card shark. A pool shark. A party shark (we don't know what that is, but doesn't it seem like something really, really cool?). The word "shark" just means someone who's really astute at a given task. Unfortunately, you don't feel like you're any of these kinds of sharks...yet. But that's all about to change, friend! Slip into this Adult Inflatable Shark Costume and watch yourself become the ultimate Halloween shark! You'll easily cinch the costume contest trophy, rack up tons of compliments, and make those other animal costumes envy your bold look. Trust us, once you ace one thing, it's pretty easy to ride that confidence boost into the next endeavor. So what's it going to be, next, shark? Will you take on Texas Hold 'Em? Or are you going to hone your shark prowess into something unexpected...Paella Shark? Ukelele Shark? Elliptical Bike Shark? Let's...start with Party Shark and go from there, shall we?Product DetailsHonestly, there are so few times when people will be happy to be approached by a giant shark, but this Halloween is definitely one of them! When you zip into this jumpsuit, you instantly transform into a Great White shark from fin to flipper. A large transparent cutout in the shark's mouth allows you to see, and the costume comes with a built-in battery pack and a fan for easy use all night long.Tall TailsPeople will be talking for many Halloween's to come about this costume—not only because you looked so cool, but also because you were never the same after you found your inner shark! Now you're out there killin' it in life. Bravo!
Costume With Some BiteSome kids will be running around as freaky monsters, others will go out as their favorite horror movie villains, but your kiddo will be different. They will go around town as something truly terrifying this Halloween.Grab this Hungry Venus Fly Trap costume and your child will turn into one of the most terrifying creatures Mother Nature has to offer. A rose may have thorns but your little one will have a seriously frightening bite. Lucky for you, there is one thing that can calm a Venus Fly Trap’s appetite.Don’t let the name fool you. You don’t have to go capture a dumpster’s worth of flies. No, you just need to get them tons of candy! The more sweets your kiddo has the less you will have to worry about their nasty bite.Details & DesignGet your green thumb ready to toss this costume on your kiddo with three easy steps. First, toss the green velour shirt on them. It has a hook and loop fastener at the back of the mock-turtle neck to help with the next step. Speaking of which, next you take the velour hood and attach it to the shirt using the fastener. The hood has the leaves and the petals, along with the soft-sculpted teeth, lining the face opening. Finally, the flowerpot has green shoulder straps that will help to keep your fearsome flower planted.Flower PowerIn the overgrown garden of costumed children this Halloween, let your little flower stand out. They can be more than just another random monster or an overplayed pop culture reference.Transform them into a killer plant that has grown to the size of a child! If your typical Venus Fly Trap eats flies, this enormous one will hunger for something much larger than a fly. Only king-sized candy bars will be able to satisfy your kiddo’s tummy.
Step Right Up!Old timey circus attractions were seriously strange. People paid good money to see scientific oddities bottled up in jars. Performers manuevered themselves into spring loaded cannons and were shot 100 feet across the big top. Performers tempted fate with fire, swords, and heights. But above all the hubbub of the old-timey circus there's one act that we find utterly charming and mysterious. That's right, the bearded lady! Flaunting the expectations of feminine beauty, these women rocked their natural facial hair while dressing in fine gowns. What kinds of lives did these bearded ladies lead? Secret romances,world travel, and living life on the fringes of society in the famously restrictive Victorian era... doesn't actually sound too bad to us. Do you want a hint of that bearded lady lifestyle? Pop some popcorn, cue the organ grinder, and transform yourself with this Bearded Lady Costume!Product DetailsThis Made By Us Bearded Lady costume features a Victorian style gown, headpiece, and a beard. As it was designed by our in-house creative team, this costume has all sorts of unique features such as the high, gold-trimmed collar, a v-shaped waistline, and an underlayer that hints at the stripes of the big-top. Slipping into this ensemble is easy. Strap the beard around your head with the elastic band, zip the dress up the back, and you'll be ready for showtime!
Mightiest of Them AllThe audience is abuzz with excitement while waiting for the main sideshow attraction! They enjoyed the Bearded Lady and the acrobat pair, but what they're really hoping to see is the mysterious strong man whose unbelieveable strength has made him so famous. It's a relief that he's using his powers for good by entertaining people on the circus circuit. If he decided to use his super strength to take over the world, he'd be pretty close to unstoppable. Product DetailsImpress your family and friends with your secret talent when you wear this exclusive Plus Size Dark Strongman Costume for Men! The one-shoulder singlet is made of a breathable, stretchy poly-spandex knit fabric. It's printed all over with a dark leopard pattern against a tan background. A wide belt made of distressed faux leather fastens at the back of the waist and is decorated with metal studs. Matching studded faux leather wrist cuffs slide on over your hands. All you need now is a dumbbell to make your audience cheer! Now Hiring Are you great at lifting weights, or maybe just great at looking like you lift weights? You should definitely run away to join the circus. They're always looking for someone with natural charisma who can wow the crowds with their mastery of the bench press. It's up to you whether you want to use real weights or fake ones, but take it from us: The fake ones are easier to carry around at a party.
Such Grace and Poise A bull in a china shop is bad news. That situation would involve a lot of smashed plates and crushed figurines. A hippo prima ballerina in a china shop would be another matter entirely. She may weigh up to three thousand pounds and be the size of a car, but her pirouettes are things of beauty and her grand jete jumps barely shake the floor. When she balances on her toes to perform a bourree, not a dish would be shaken! Product DetailsTake the stage in this exclusive and hilarious Adult Ballerina Hippo Inflatable Costume! The unisex bodysuit zips up the back and is made of sturdy polyester windbreaker fabric. A pastel pink skirt is sewn around the waist and the attached shoe covers are pink to match. The enclosed head features printed graphics of hippo eyes, nose, teeth and a slightly open mouth. Two same-material ears are sewn to the top of the head. A clear view port ensures that you can see where you're going while you perform your pas de deux. A battery-operated fan keeps the suit inflated.Hippo Hoofer Step aside, Grace Kelly. Take a seat, Fred Astaire. The world ain't seen nothin' until it's seen the marvelous majesty that is your hippo performance of the Sugar Plum Fairy's solo dance. Point those toes and twirl those arms! You'll take center stage whether you're at a Halloween gathering or a birthday party. After you've taken your final bow, you'll be showered with requests for an encore. Swan Lake would be a fantastic choice, but then again, so would a hippo hip hop number.
Big Top, Big StyleThe Big Top is no place for nuance. The circus is all about going all out! Go ahead and try out your circus persona at home. Put on some big band music, pop some popcorn, and stand on your ottoman to announce the amazing big cat act! Sure, it's just your cat playing with a hairband but in show business, it's all about presentation. Or what about announcing the strongman act? The best way to get your boyfriend to bring in the groceries that we've ever heard of! Yes, the wonders of the circus can be brought right into your living room. All you really need is that big top style!Details & DesignThis Made By Us sparkling ensemble will bring you straight to center stage. Designed by our in house creative team, this classic look is made with quality and a flattering fit in mind. The sequined tailcoat is fully lined and has a wide striped collar and cuffs trimmed in gold brocade. It secures with elastic over two gold buttons. A black and white mini dress is layered underneath with gold chains down the front for extra showmanship! The dress zips up the back and has clear straps so you can move without any mishaps. The whole ensemble is finished off with a dashing top hat that's perfect for tipping as your audience gives you a standing ovation!Tips From the Peanut GalleryWe're sure you have a vision for your costume, but if you need any tips, we're here for you! You can top off this look with a whip prop as pictured or a scepter. Fishnet tights from our costume apparel section will also serve to complete your look. Thinking of a couple's costume? This costume pairs perfectly with our Made By Us Strongman costume. Check out the rest of our Circus Costumes to make your show complete!
Under the SeaIf your kiddo could explore the mysterious world under the sea, where would they go? Would they explore the colorful coral ocean floor? There are so many little creatures to discover down there. Little clownfish dash in and out of anemones while sea horses dance around sparkling mounds of sand. Or maybe they're all about exploring ancient shipwrecks, hoping to uncover a treasure chest buried deep in the hull. Your kid can swim to all sorts of places in their imagination when they slip into this adventurous sunny scuba diver costume! Design and DetailOcean enthusiasts will love this Made By Us scuba diver costume! Designed by our in-house creative team, the look features a fitted red and yellow jumpsuit that zips all the way up the front, to make slipping into this costume solo nice and easy. A separate hood slips over the whole head, leaving a hole for your kid's smiling face. Soft, adjustable goggles slip over the top and can be placed over the eyes for photo ops. Due to the goggle's soft construction, they're difficult to see in, so we would recommend fitting them around the forehead while walking around. A backpack with zipped storage capacity slips over the shoulders with lightweight foam air tank props attached to the back. Flippers that slip over your child's shoes complete this playful look. Is your kiddo ready to dive into their next costumed event? This exclusive costume is sure to be a splash!Feeling BubblyHalloween doesn't have to be spooky. In fact, it can be a sunny adventure! While it's the perfect pick for a dress-up event at your local zoo or a school party, don't be surprised if your kiddo slips into this costume for playtime long after the Halloween candy is gone. Because who can say no to a last-minute undersea adventure?
Robots Are ComingListen up. No matter what sort of ideologies you hold true and no matter what sort of philosophies you believe in, we can all agree on one thing. It's only a matter of time before the robots rise up and conquer humanity. They will ruthlessly enslave mankind. They will destroy any who attempt to oppose them. It's not going to be like those Hollywood movies. There will be no resistance. There will be no happy ending for mankind, which is why we've been cooking up a new kind of plan to prepare for the robot apocalypse. If you can't beat 'em, then join 'em!Yes, that's right. When the robots take over the world, we plan on hiding in plain sight by dressing up like a robot. We can live a cushy life right under their noses dressed up as their own kind. Now, you can too when you wear this adult robot costume!Product DetailsThis adult robot costume comes with a shiny jumpsuit that will easily hide your human features from the robot overlords. It has plenty of shiny metallic accents to fool them and the front even has a fake little dial on it. The belt is a shimmering metallic color for some extra robo-flair. Of course, the most important part of this costume is the mask. After all, you won't be able to walk around freely in the robot-run society of the future with your very human-looking head in plain view! The mask has a metallic look and some great details, like the cold, soulless eyes and the zig-zag mouth panel. It even has a wire antenna on the top to complete the look.Fool the Robot OverlordsPut this costume on and you may just be able to fool the robots into thinking that you're one of them! Just remember to brush up on your robot dance moves and you also might want to start learning to talk like a robot now. That should be everything you need to fool them.
New Hero on the BlockGotham City needs a new kind of hero. The bad guys have run amok on the city and the good citizens a new kind of hero to protect them. Someone with expert martial arts skills. Someone with a ton of gadgets to foil evil plans. Someone that's a bit... on the blocky side. Yes, we're talking about the one and only superhero, Lego Batman!Wait? What's that? He's busy hanging out with Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi? Well, someone has to take his place in Gotham City or the villains will overrun the whole place! Hey, we bet your toddler would make a pretty good Lego Batman. After all, he already has some pretty advanced bad guy-fighting moves, so all he really needs is this Lego Movie 2 Batman Costume to help give him that blocky look!Product DetailsThis toddler costume is officially licensed from Lego Movie 2. It starts with a polyfoam tunic that fits with a hook and loop fastener for fitting. The blocky tunic has Lego Batman's suit printed on the front, complete with his bright red symbol on the chest. The costume also comes with a black cape that attaches to the tunic at the shoulders. Of course, every great superhero needs a mask to hide their secret identity, and this costume comes with a molded plastic mask that's shaped like Lego Batman's face. It fits with an elastic band around the back of the head for a snug fit. Finally, the costume comes with a pair of mitts to help give your child the horseshoe-shaped hands of a Lego guy. Put it all together and your child will be ready to battle against the villains of Gotham City!Blocky Shoes to FillIf your toddler is ready to step into the blocky shoes of their favorite character from the Lego Movie, then this Lego Batman is the perfect outfit for them!
So BlueSo, you're aspiring to be a clown are you? Well, do you have the outfit? Check. The shoes? Check. The extreme makeup? Check. A high-octane, outlandishly-energetic, tad-overzealous persona? Check. Well if you have all those things, then it sounds like your clown is nearly complete. Nearly. And what, you ask, is that final missing piece that will perfect your clownish self? Some clown hair, of course. There's no way anyone will take your clown outfit seriously if you don't have some fantastically bright and wacky hair. We know that's quite the tall order, and, as most of us aren't ready to commit to a head of rainbow-colored hair full-time, the next best thing is a colorful wig. Behold! Our Blue Jumbo Afro Clown Wig. This baby is 100% synthetic hair on a mesh cap with elastic edge, to make your hair transformation oh-so-easy. This wig is already curled and fluffed to epic proportions in a fantastic cotton-candy blue (so don't use any styling tools). With this wig, you'll finally be able to realize your ideal clown. Whether it's a happy one, a sad one, a terrifying one, or even a cute one, your dome will be donned with the best in blue.
Crack the WhipDo you run the show? Maybe your career doesn't take place in the circus but your life is still entertaining! Everyone in your life has their own talent. Your sister in law has a balancing act with three kids who all have different interests from ballet to soccer to ceramics, you can see her walking on a tightrope throwing flaming clubs into the air. Then there's your partner, they're always pulling faces and making you laugh as they go through their morning routine with a slapstick quality. They'd be a clown for sure. Your younger sister shirks responsibility so well that she'd be an escape artist without any doubt! If you're the type of person that keeps everyone on the right track and encourages folks to perform well, then you'll feel right at home when you're dressing up in this ringmaster costume.Product DetailsYou'll be ready to start the show in this awesome costume. The fitted red jacket has golden tassels on the shoulders and the dashing striped cuffs studded with gold buttons. Layered under the jacket is a vest with a scrolling pattern, silver buttons, and ruffles around the collar. You'll love the way the tawny pants pair with knee-high boots, looking timeless with the rest of the ensemble. A small top hat and a black bowtie makes this costume complete. Polish off this look with a whip prop to make sure everyone knows to respect your reign!Big Ideas Under the Big TopMaybe you're heading out on Halloween solo or maybe you want to pair up with the rest of the circus act. Heading out with the bearded lady, the strongman, and maybe even a clown. You might just be dressing up for Halloween but with costumes this good, you guys could probably sell a few tickets!
Move Over, Horses!Some people dream of riding horses. They're loyal creatures that can gallop through just about any terrain. Us? We'd much rather ride a tiger. Sure, tigers might not be as easy to train and most of them probably wouldn't really love it if a human hitched a ride on them... but we can dream, right?Well, any child who is a dreamer, just like us, may have thought about riding a tiger around! This inflatable costume helps turn that dream into a reality for your little one!Product DetailsYour child can become the ultimate beast-tamer when wearing this Inflatable Ride a Tiger Costume for kids. The costume is constructed out of orange, airtight, windbreaker fabric with printed black stripes all over the exterior. Your child's legs go through the top portion, which fits with an elastic drawstring around the waist. It even has a pair of legs "dressed" in camouflage that dangle down on each side.When fully inflated, the costume makes it appear like your child is riding on the back of a tiger. Just flip the switch on the built-in fan, and the costume will begin to slowly inflate. The fan is attached to the costume and should continue running while using the costume to maintain inflation. When your child is all done using it, just turn the fan off and the costume will slowly deflate.How to Accessorize Your Tiger?One of the great things about this Ride a Tiger Costume is that your child can customize it in a number of different ways. If your child wants to look like a safari explorer, then just add one of our pith hats. To look like a warrior riding into battle on a tiger, check out our toy swords. You can even it pair it up with a caveman costume to give your child a completely prehistoric style.
Rollin' in ItYou know what they say about karma - no, not the cussing part. The part about how the energy you put out into the world comes back to you. Act unkind, and you'll see more unkindness than goodness in the people around you. On the other hand, if you strive to be generous, other people will be likely to treat you with the same consideration. Why not extend that idea to your piggybank? So what if you've eaten ramen five meals in a row? First, ramen is delicious. Second, all you need to do is send out some rich vibes and maybe you'll be swapping ramen for ratatouille! Or, you know. Whatever wealthyish food sounds good to you. Product DetailsPop tags and make it rain with this exclusive Gold Dollar Sign Costume Purse! The gold handbag is perfect for stuffing with $100 dollar bills - or your ID and some extra lipstick. A zippered closure on the top keeps your valuables safe. Filthy RichMake everyone think that you have more bling than you know what to do with! Go out on the town this Halloween in style, and then invite your friends over for ramen afterward.
Some masks make you cringe in fear, other make you smile. This mask kinda just makes us feel a little..weird. We giggle for awhile and then we just have to look away. If you are looking to let out your inner geek with a goofy nerdy look, don't go through all the trouble of altering your appearance. Get in the mind of a geek and work smarter, not harder. Why deal with all the hassle when you can just wear this unique Geeked Out Mask? Add a button-up shirt tucked into a pair of slacks that are pulled up to your belly button, and maybe a bow tie or a pocket protector, or both, and your transformation is complete. If you don't want to deal with everyone asking you for help with their math or science homework, there is a simple solution. Just stare at someone while you peer out from your calculator or notebook and maybe waggle those eyebrows around. You're certain to give off the whole 'creepy nerd' vibe and keep unwanted questions at bay.
Forest FriendOnce upon a time in an ancient wood, a tiny acorn fell to the ground. It was covered by dead leaves and watered by the rain until it sprouted and grew up into an impressive sapling. The animals who lived in the forest liked it a lot, because it was so friendly, and told it all about the things that went on outside its habitat. This made the tree, which was naturally curious, even more curious. So it did something that very few other trees have ever done: It decided to go exploring. Product Details"Treeat" your plant-loving child to an exclusive Tiny Tree Costume for Toddlers! The jumpsuit fastens up the center back and is made of soft brown minky fabric that has been embossed all over with details that look like tree bark. Green felt leaves are sewn to each sleeve, and the included stuffed squirrel secures into a pocket over the stomach. The foam headpiece is also embossed with a bark print and sewn with green felt leaves. The Care and Keeping of TreesAs you may have guessed, this is a very special and unique tree that has come to visit you! Here are a few things you should know if it decides to make a prolonged stay. Number One: Please don't try to build a tree house on it. It's not going to be happy. Number Two: Thanks to photosynthesis, trees turn carbon dioxide, water, and sunlight into sugar to eat, so skip the middleman and just take it trick-or-treating to get its sweet treats!
This Costume Is BananasYour little monkeys climb over, around, and under everything 364 days a year. Let them be a real monkey on Halloween, but slow them down a bit with this Inflatable Child Monkey Costume. They may even want to slow down to let people admire what they're wearing!Product DetailsThis costume looks like a lot, but it's one piece and doesn't have any small accessories to misplace or lose. A battery pack takes four AA batteries (not included) and airs up this costume in a flash. Just have your kiddo step in. Elastic around the ankles and wrists ensure they won't be floating around inside. Adjust their face inside the face hole. Then hit the on switch and your work is done. The monkey's face is screen printed on, giving it a surprising expression--with your kid's own face as the mouth! There's plenty of room underneath to bundle up, without ruining the overall effect. You'll feel like you've won Halloween when you hear all the "oohs" and "aaahs" (or are they "ooh ooh ahh ahhs"?) this costume will get.Inflate FunSome costumes require extra pieces, tiny accessories, or elaborate makeup. Others are ruined when winter boots, jackets, and hats are required thanks to the weather. Worry about none of that when you choose this Inflatable Child Monkey Costume! All you need is four AA batteries (not included). Hit the "on" switch, and your Halloween night is ready to start. However, we take no responsibility for a Halloween haul of just bananas.
If you find yourself spending your days slipping on banana peels you inconveniently placed yourself, or if you find yourself vaulting over the fence in your yard to throw pies at unsuspecting neighbors, or you spend hours in front of the mirror every day, caking your face with so much makeup it ends up looking like paint, then—well, you have a problem. The good news for you is that you have a very specific problem, unlike those chumps who can't find love or are trying to invest in the stock market. For this dilemma, meanwhile, you have but two options: You can stuff your bags with all your red noses, wigs, and prank props and hoof it to clown school, or you can simply dress the part and get back out to doing your thing!We've got the hook up if you're partial to the latter. Bottom line: this silly behavior means you're a clown at heart at the very least, and the only way for you to ever be happy is to put on a wacky costume like this—ideally, paired with a set of big floppy shoes. They would match the pink satin polka dot dress, the matching hair scrunchies, and the oversized hoop-skirt... Well, as much as anything could match big floppy shoes. Make us proud, you glorious, awkward clown. Don't forget us when your face is plastered on circus posters across the nation!
Claymation CapersYou might have heard that Gumby is heading out on yet another adventure. It might be the Hidden Valley or uncovering some other dangerous artifact that could bring about unknown disasters. If only there was someone out there who could help give that idealistic weirdo some advice to keep his head out of the clouds. Could there be a down-to-earth buddy who can keep Gumby's clay from getting clobbered? We can think of only one pony for the job: Pokey! Design & Details Breathe some life into your favorite claymation characters when you slip into this Inflatable Pokey costume for adults. This bodysuit is airtight thanks to elastic at the ankles and shoulders. The fan just behind your back draws in air and fills out the costume until Pokey is ready to prance around! The hood features the pony's bright face while the rear of the costume expands into his hind legs and tail. All you'll need next is your green Gumby friend and you've got an epic adventure in the making.
Gentleman Wanted…for a harrowing journey. You’ll receive peanuts for wages and experience chilling darkness through the long months of autumn. You must be ready to provide constant entertainment to macabre audiences, project your voice with an eerie echo, direct all acts and eyes to proper stage. Earthly visits not guaranteed. Fame and recognition result from ultimate success. The living need not apply.Looks like the haunted circus is hiring again. It sounds like an interesting gig, but eternal employment isn’t really an option for the living. Plus, look at that last line, they don’t want anyone that’s not undead. You seem to really want to job though and we hate to deny anyone’s dreams. So, let’s see if we can help you land this once in a lifetime opportunity! If you’ve got the skills to lead the circus all you will need is the look to disguise your status as a living human.Product DetailsThis Skeleton Ringmaster Men’s Costume should do the trick! The costume will completely transform you into a member of the living-dead entertainment industry, starting with the realistic skeleton rib cage shirt, and matching skeleton pants and gloves.An adjustable gold vest features an intricate texture and 3 buttons to start the traditional ringmaster ensemble. The red velour jacket has black lapels and cuffs that are embellished with gold trim and a skull and filigree pattern. Golden buttons on either side of the lapels give the jacket an extra bit of flash. Complete the devilishly dapper costume with the included top hat and bow tie. Add in some of your favorite skeletal makeup and you're ready to spook any crowd!Spooky Star of the ShowAlright, this showstopping ensemble may not dupe any undead recruiters, but it does make an excellent Halloween look. Become the star of your own eerie circus spectacular, compete in a friendly costume contest, or join your kids for a night of trick-or-treating in this spooky Skeleton Ringmaster Costume for men!
Kirby SucksNo, really, he does. Like, that is his primary ability. He has a bottomless tummy that can suck up all sorts of stuff. Not only can he suck up his enemies, but he can also swallow them up or use their abilities if applicable. The first time we sucked up an opponent, our eyes lit up. It's an incredible power.Why can't we deal with all of our problems this way? High bills, just eat them. Tough job, just eat it. Luckily, kids don't have to worry about all of that; they simply have to eat and have fun. If you have a young one who is a Kirby fan, you must check out our Kirby Inflatable Costume for Children.FUN DetailsKirby has been a Nintendo staple for as long as we can remember. His look is iconic. Kirby is actually an accomplished warrior, but you would know it at first glance. Kirby looks like he is better at giving hugs than saving the galaxy. That is why we bring you our Kirby Inflatable Costume for Children. The officially licensed inflatable Kirby costume is perfect as the outfit puffs up to look just like the Star Knight. Become our hero pick up this Kirby Inflatable Costume for Children!
A Tail of TransformationYour kid has been begging for a dog. Every day they come home with some research they've printed out about how pets make kids healthier, happier, and more fulfilled. They report back to you every time one of their classmates gets a dog. And they spend hours scouring the internet for the perfect furry friend to adopt. While you aren't ready to take the plunge on a cuddly new family member yet, this Kid's Inflatable Dog Costume will do wonders for any avid animal lover. We've done our own exclusive research, and we're pretty sure that finding this Halloween costume will also make your child really, really happy. We know, it's not exactly the same as having a new dog. But becoming a dog is still pretty cool! At the very least, it may buy you a few months to prepare yourself for the inevitable. But at its best, this costume proves so fun your child will totally forget about needing to get a dog right now! Product DetailsThis puffy pooch zips up and inflates via and battery pack and fan that are built into the interior. Instantly, your little one is transformed into a friendly brown pooch with a collar and a tail. Sure, this costume is missing a pup's cuddly fur, but did we mention you also don't need to pick up after this inflatable canine? Family PetWhen you do finally get that puppy for your kid, make sure it's a cute brown one, just like this costume. That way, your child can dress like their own family pet next Halloween!
Massive UpgradeAren't we all on a quest to become bigger, better versions of ourselves? We may pump iron and chug protein shakes or chow down on our favorite treats while lounging around in the name of bulking up. But, let's be real, the gig can be tough. And it's surely a marathon, not a sprint. That's where the Adult Fat Suit Costume comes into play.This game changer transforms you from a lean machine to a big shot in a snap, no diet or exercise change required! In the time it takes to unwrap a candy bar, you'll be looking as large and in charge as you dreamed when this funny costume accessory arrives at your door!Product DetailsGet ready to bring the laughs this Halloween with our Adult Fat Suit Costume! Perfect for the entertainers among us, this sidesplitting getup is sure to make a memorable splash at any party. It's an all-in-one jumpsuit, amped up with padding to help you embody a larger-than-life character without any fuss.Featuring a spacious 52" chest, a 38" torso, and a 58 1/2" length, this suit is all about comfort and freedom of movement. It's designed to allow you to fully embrace the fun of your heavyweight persona, guaranteeing grins and giggles from your friends throughout the night.Shapely SimplicityPrepare for oohs, aahs, and belly laughs at your next shindig when you order this Fat Suit Costume that all but demands attention! Forget the hassle of getting in shape. Simply slip into this outfit to instantly become the larger-than-life character you want to embody. If that's not the ultimate Halloween hack, we don't know what is!
Coming to a Porch Near YouThat discount circus on the edge of town was creepy. You gave it a horrible review online. Everything seemed off! The clown's smiles seemed cruel. The acrobatics were jerky and zombie-like. And if you never saw that eerie ringmaster again, it would be too soon. He seemed unhinged. His mood swung from manically happy to horribly mad. The entire audience felt captivated by his performance, and not in a good way. Who knows, your review may have been the reason people stopped supporting that awful show. The circus had packed up and left two days ago. Good riddance, right?But, wait! What was that? Footsteps? Is one of your neighbors playing organ music? Shh! There's definitely someone at your door. Someone who wants to give you a backstage pass to the show of a lifetime!Design & DetailsThis Made By Us scary ringmaster is not a character that you'd want showing up at your door late at night, which makes it just the type of costume you'd want showing up before Halloween! Our in-house designers put this high-quality look together for your spooky entertainment. It features a velvet tailcoat with embroidery around the collar and cuffs. The attached vest panels have a vintage stripe pattern while the ruffled shirt front will make you feel like you're straight out of a twisted Victorian circus. The look is ready for showtime with black pants trimmed with piping and a dapper top hat!That's the ticketAre you ready to take on the most important role in your demented circus? While the lush fringe and velvet of this costume will make you feel like a star, you don't have to run the show alone! Pair up with all sorts of characters from lion tamers to clowns and you'll have a group costume that no one will forget!
Fearless Leader At work, you are the kind, compassionate, communicative boss for your staff. You take care to think through how your decisions will affect your employees, how to create a better work-life balance, how to increase benefits and distribute the workload more efficiently, and how to have epic office parties. Your team thinks you're the best boss ever — and you pretty much are. But it's fun to play pretend on Halloween. After all, why should kids get all the fun? That's why you're totally rocking this Women's Wicked Ringleader Costume, and imagining how different life would be if you ruled the roost in a different way. After all, it's pretty hard to do the right thing all the time, and it's a little thrilling to do the wicked thing...every once in a while. Have fun in your imaginary world tonight!Design & DetailsThis stunning look is worthy of the position of honor in the ring, seeing as it was crafted to perfection by our in-house costume team. Every attention has been paid to its details and design, from the golden braided trim to the matching cord fasteners. The costume is actually a one-piece dress styled to look like a tailcoat jacket and tank dress, with velvet construction and a top hat that helps you look larger than life and in charge of the circus. Back to RealitySteal the spotlight tonight and prepare to dazzle and delight. But just remember to hang up the whip (not included) and top hat before returning to work on Monday! It may send the wrong message to your staff.
You can read the name of this mask in two ways: yes, there is the obvious way that this is a mask of a crying baby's face. You knew that already. But it may also mean that it is a mask that will make babies cry. It's a professional baby crying mask, guaranteed to make any baby cry at the mere site of it. It may also make grown-ups cry, although we're not 100% on that.But this mask definitely has an uncanny valley thing going for it, you know? Like sure it's obviously a mask but it also almost kinda looks real. You can see they obviously see they based it on a real crying baby, but... is it possible they've gone too far? They were so busy wondering if they could they never stopped to ask if they should. But here we are, and here you are buying it. Sure, it's a bit creepy, but that's kind of the point, right?
We don’t want to advocate any one kind of “relaxing” activity over another. In fact, we think the best kinds of activities are the legal ones, as determined by your local, state, or federal government. But, if you are a fan of one specific form of relaxation over another, and you love a certain set of movies that originated from the comedy classic Up In Smoke, then we may just have the costume for you.That’s right, it’s Cheech Marin! Exactly one half of the great comedy duo, Cheech and Chong. In this Cheech Costume, you’ll be perfectly (and legally) mellowed out, ready to take on a sometimes difficult world with the cool grooviness of a laid back dude. You may even want to grab your best friend, slap a Chong outfit on him, and hit the road -- soberly, of course -- bringing laughter and positive vibes to every place you go. Either way, you shouldn’t have a hard time chilling in this loose fit yellow half-tank, red cap, and included suspenders. The two piece mustache and wig really completes the look, as no respectable person could claim to resemble Cheech without the facial hair.Regardless of how you like to pass the time with your best friend, we think this costume is the a mellow way to reflect your chill vibes, man. Just don’t forget to make everyone laugh. Laughter is legal everywhere.
Apparently, It's Not a Myth We've all heard stories about the mighty dragons of yore, who were feared and reverenced far and wide for their incredible firepower. Alas, when they hadn't been seen for years, everyone assumed that they were extinct and stopped worrying about them. Turns out that the dragons really were still around, and they're a little angry about being forgotten! Why wouldn't you invite all the dragons to a Halloween party? They should be first on the list! Product DetailsUnleash your fiery wrath (in a cute kind of way) by wearing your Adult Inflatable Angry Dragon Costume! The outfit is made of sturdy red windbreaker material that, when fully inflated, resembles a huge dragon with a long, blue-spiked tail and outspread wings. Fake hands and feet with long white claws have elastic-lined openings to let your human hands and feet poke through. The dragon's mouth is lined with white fangs and is open in a roar so that your head can peek out. I'll Huff and I'll Puff...Actual dragons were probably huge hits at parties, since they could roast marshmallows and reheat cold pizza with just one blast of their flaming breath. If this kind of trick isn't your forte, don't worry, because having a dragon attend a party is still a really big deal. Also, knowing that you won't accidentally burn the house down with a badly timed sneeze will probably make your host feel much better about his or her insurance rates anyway.
Lil CutieBecoming a clown is more about natural charisma and character than about any formal training that you could get at clown school. That is what makes babies such naturals when it comes to clowning around. Well, to be fair, they get tons of practice as well.Still, we are sure that your baby will be the cutest of them all when wearing this adorable costume. The only thing still needed now is an even smaller clown car!Product DetailsMaking sure you are dressed right for any occasion is very important, which is why we recommend setting yourself up right with this Girls Infant Kooky Lil Clown Costume. The one piece dress and hat have all the adorable elements that you are looking for in a kooky clown costume. The striped details of this costume go perfectly with the black and white spots, as well as the bright red buttons and appliqued ribbon "suspenders." This costume is both comfortable and stylish, so we are sure you will love it as much as your baby does. Turning your child into the cutest clown in the whole world might not seem like too big of a stretch, and you will be right when you have this cool and cute costume!Funny LookingIf you are searching for the perfect way to look classic and original, then you are in the right place. You will feel like a winner in this cool and comfortable costume. Just make sure you have a camera handy to capture all those especially clowny moments on film!
Two SidesCacti are confusing plants. On the one hand, they're covered with sharp, spines that warn people and animals alike not to get too close. On the other hand, they produce beautiful flowers and liquid that can be life-saving in the middle of the desert. Hmm, actually, it sounds like they have something in common with a toddler! One minute your little one is having a dramatic meltdown, and the next minute they're all about snuggling. Product DetailsYou've never seen a plant as cute as this one! This exclusive Cactus Cutie Costume for Toddlers consists of a long-sleeved jumpsuit made of light green corduroy. It zips up the front and is sewn all over with white yarn tufts that mimic the appearance of cactus spikes. The attached mitts flip back to free the hands, and elastic in the ankle cuffs helps to keep you child warm and cozy. The attached hood is also sewn with yarn tufts. Desert Darling No hot and dusty ecosystem is complete without a prickly cactus standing tall amongst the blowing tumbleweed! Let your child be the star of his or her show with this cute costume. Not only will it be utterly unique at this year's Halloween parties, but, unlike the real deal, it's super soft and cozy. Real cacti would have to worry about how to sit down when they get tired, but your child won't! Everyone wins (especially you, if your child wants you to pick them up at some point).
Magical TransformationIn high school, you were a shy wallflower. You didn't attend many parties, and you never dressed up for Halloween (we'll circle back to that later!). But you made a firm decision—college would be a fresh start, and you would dive in head first, in every way. You would push yourself out of your comfort zone and make new friends. You would join clubs, do plays, and go to every soiree that came your way. And now? You're not only not a wallflower, but you're quite the social butterfly. There's something magical about your transformation! So, when you contemplate your Halloween costume for the upcoming bash, you want to go big, bold, and beautiful. This Adult Inflatable Ride-On Unicorn Costume is mystical and sweet, pretty and eye-catching, so you can continue to be the center of attention you were born to be!Product DetailsThis adorable outfit features a pair of drawstring pants that inflate easily, thanks to a built-in fan and battery pack (batteries not included) in the hip area. Golden shoe covered match the unicorn's front hooves and a little cone hat completes the look. Wear it with your favorite top for an over-the-top but oh-so-much-fun look that speaks volumes about your infectious personality. You're almost too good to be true in this costume.Ghost of Halloween PastNow that we have you sorted for this Halloween, let's discuss all those Halloweens you didn't dress up. You owe it to yourself to make them all up. Looks like you have months and months of Halloween parties in your future. It will only make you more popular with your crew—everyone loves a good costume party!
If the Clown Shoe FitsDespite its name, Clown College wasn't all fun and games. It was a lot of hard work. Sure, there were the fun courses, like juggling and face painting. But there was also a surprising amount of math and physics applied, like getting 6 full-sized clowns into that tiny car. It's not just luck or practice—there are actual calculations involved! There were more tedious courses, like the History of Clowning, which required diligent note-taking and stressful exams, and the Timing of Clowning taught you the subtle art of humor. After all that exertion and hard work, you deserve to celebrate your graduation!Nothing says "welcome to official clownhood" more than a brand new pair of Red Jumbo Clown Shoes! So treat yourself to this perfect pair and enjoy your new life as a licensed and fully-trained clown. Of course, now that these giant shoes are involved, all your calculations may need to change to fit you into that clown car...these shoes take up a lot of space!Product DetailsWhether you're a real clown or this is your Halloween costume, this pair of shiny, red and yellow shoes is a must! They are lightweight for easy movement, and the laces tie on top for a secure fit. Happy clowning!
That's Some Really Strong Plant FoodSo, funny story. Yesterday at the greenhouse, one of the workers appears to have only chugged half of their bottle of extra-strong energy drink before leaving it on one of the raised beds. The next morning, the rest of the drink was gone, and some of the flowers had significantly changed. We're talking groundbreaking developments here: The plant was able to play tag, run races, beat their plant parents in video games and do other really impressive stuff! Product DetailsThis exclusive Girl's Potted Flower Costume is like nothing you've ever seen in your local plant nursery! The green jersey knit shirt fastens at the back and has leaf-shaped flaps sewn to the ends of its long sleeves. The brown felt "pot" is attached to the bottom of the shirt and has a flexible plastic rod hidden in its upper and lower edges to help it keep its shape. The jersey knit hood's facial opening is bordered with a brown ruffle and oversized yellow fabric flower petals. Flower Power Have you ever been told that you're blooming with potential? Well, it probably wasn't meant literally, but now it's true in every way! This costume is fantastic if you've got a green thumb that you want to share with the world. You can wear it for Halloween, school events, and even to surprise someone who wants to get a closer look at that fantastic and enormous potted flower sitting on the front porch. Imagine their faces when they discover that it's ALIVE!
Happy with the JavelinasThe desert isn't for everyone. Some people just don't understand the appeal of sand, wind, and sun. But some people, such as your kiddo, are drawn to the wide-open spaces of the west. They love the creatures of the landscape. The little lizards that skitter on sun-warmed rocks, the quail mommas that hurry into the underbrush with their chicks in a line behind her, the coyotes that howl just after the sun goes down. Let's not forget the little piggies of the desert, the javelinas. Every desert creature is special. And because of that, it would be hard for your desert-loving child to decide which animal to dress up for on Halloween night. Instead of dressing up as an animal, why not offer them a brilliant solution? By disguising themself as the iconic Saguaro cactus, they can watch all the wild desert goings-on. Think of this cactus costume as a backstage pass to all the desert drama!Details & DesignThis Kid's Cactus Costume has a unique look designed by our in-house creative team. The hooded bodysuit covers his or her whole body and zips up the front, making it a quick look to change into. The sleeves fold over their hands with simple slits so their fingers can still function for trick-or-treating. Which is pretty darn important! The trunk of the cactus jumpsuit ends in two shoe covers that will cover whatever footwear kind of footwear they'd like. Topped off with a pink bloom, this cactus is sure to be a hit with javelinas and neighbors, alike!West is BestFalling in love with all things western is easy to do. It's a fascination that's usually life long. That's why having a simply shaped costume that your boy or girl can wear year after year is a great thing. Because even if your child is living in the big city with all of its concrete trappings, this Cactus Costume will make them feel much closer to the wide-open spaces they crave!
License to be ExtraDo you know how to make an entrance? Are you well known for your over-the-top reactions? Sometimes this can be a little out of place. When you're simply grocery shopping, you can't be booming about the fantastic nature of your chosen watermelon. Well, you can boom about anything you want but you just might get a little side-eye. But Halloween is your time to shine and react as dramatically as you want. You're excited about this show we call life. Let your extra side shine when you throw on this ringmaster outfit. Dramatic? Yes. But someone needs to add some pizzaz to this Halloween show!Product DetailsThis ringmaster costume has a fantastic blend of rich textures and colors. It looks right at home under the spotlight of the big top. This dress has a velvet-textured jacket that's trimmed in gold and attached to a black sequin skirt and checkered top. The scalloped hemline, neckline, and the shoulders are all trimmed in gold tassels. While we don't want to rank our favorite parts, we have to say the cape is extra glamorous! It's trimmed in soft gold fabric and covered in sequins. And of course, the look is polished off with a top hat that's trimmed in a sequin band. The hat is collapsible to make storing this costume a breeze so you can keep this look in your costume collection and wear it again!On with the Show!Are you ready for your debut? Now that you've got all the sequins, tassels, and a show-stopping hat, we're sure you are! You'll want to run the Halloween show by challenging your costumed friends to circus-like tasks or announcing characters as they enter any costumed event. Over the top? Ummm, of course! You run this show!
A Lot of Clown-t at CourtOddly enough, one of the most important people in the Middle Ages was the court jester. This person was not only genuinely hilarious, but they also had the opportunity to regularly speak to the king, which most other courtiers could only dream of. That is the kind of power that a jester could get used to and use to gain wealth for themselves, or, if they were the scary kind of jester, to cause spooky mischief.That is what makes style choices so important for anyone who wants to pursue that kind of career at court. If you dress in a neutral way, no one will ever know where you stand and you won’t be as successful. So, it is important for every court jester to display their ethos and personality on their sleeve, whether they want to be good or bad.Merry and ScaryThat is where this Girl’s Clever Clown Child Costume excels! It has all the hallmarks of a smart and slightly wicked jester, while still being stylish and chic. The overall style dress and poofy-cuffed shirt place it well into the quirky jester category, while the dark colors declare it to be quite spooky. The matching hat and frilly neck add that extra little bit of comically scary feeling that will set you apart from the other wannabe clowns!Dressed for JestIf you are looking for that perfect clown costume that will make people think that you are very frightening indeed, then this is the costume for you! Your jokes will all land, since everyone will be laughing in nervous fear around you anyway!
So, you’re not interested in spending your free time in the gym pumping iron? We understand. Truly. No problem, bro. We’ve got you covered...for now, that is. Because, of course, anyone who might fall for you while you’re wearing this sculpted Muscle Chest Shirt is in for a bit of a surprise. But you live in the now, so maybe just don’t worry about that yet. Instead, you can put your energy into visualizing getting the physique you've always wanted...and it shall be mailed right to your house! If only all of health was this simple. You can wear this shirt under any costume you choose to help bulk it up, but beware: once people start noticing your kickin’ bod, you may feel yourself inclined to wear padded top every day that ends in a “Y.”
The Show Must Go OnEvery friend group needs a cruise director: the person who will not only recognize all of the many reasons to celebrate (Mardi Gras! The weekend! International Pie-Eating Day!) but will make sure that a party happens. It's not always the loudest person in the room, but it's definitely someone with a joyful spirit, a good sense of humor, and killer taste in hats. Product DetailsCelebrate Mardi Gras and beyond in this Glitz 'N Gleam Jester Hat for Adults! The stand-up hat is made of soft, sequined material in shiny shades of purple, green and gold. Six pointed tips dangle from the crown, each finished with a tiny gold-tone bell. You'll be able to draw everyone's attention to your act simply by walking into the room! Jazzy JokesterBe the best-dressed jester at any venue! Top off a harlequin costume or wear it on its own. Your sense of style is no joke!
make lemonadeSome people aren't exactly thrilled to be out and about at a function like a costume party. So we're big fans of announcing as directly as possible that you are, in fact, fun. You can do just that by building the word "FUN" with this cool Bricky Blocks Nerd Kit. Or you can just rely on the fact that these are super unique and eye-catching to send that message.product detailsBricky Blocks is cool because you can put your own spin on it! This Bricky Blocks Nerd Kit comes with plastic glasses and a bow tie, but you can customize the glasses to fit your style, costume, or whim! The bow tie has an adjustable elastic band on the back so you can always count on comfort when you sport it. One size fits most, too, so you won't have to worry about that when putting together your costume -- just get it, set it, and forget it. build betterWhat do you want to build? We've always wanted to build a large fountain we can throw coins into for good luck, and a jungle gym about five stories high. We suggest you keep your expectations in check, though!
Trouble in ParadiseWhen all the LOL Surprise dolls get together, they need over 500 gallons of tea for the tea party. They require 1000 scones, 200 pounds of butter, 150 jars of jam, and an unheard of number of cucumber and mayonnaise sandwiches.From the beginning to the end of the tea party, though, everyone has the best time. Just chit chatting and enjoying one another’s company is all that they need. That is, until the tea runs out… The whole mood changes if there isn’t enough tea!Product DetailsMaking sure you are dressed right for any occasion is very important, which is why we recommend setting yourself up right with this Kids Pop Heart LOL Surprise Costume. The included A-line satin dress has pretty, glittery graphics on the front and back. The mech leggings have an elastic waistband that is both comfortable and secure. The fabric-covered headband has bangs attached, so you will be sure to have that classic hairdo that you are looking for. All in all, this costume is perfect for any fan of the LOL Surprise dolls. Looking and feeling just like your favorite character is as easy as putting on this cool and quality costume!Dolled UpIf you are searching for the perfect way to look classic and magnificent, then you are in the right place. You will feel like a winner in this cool and comfortable costume. Just make sure you practice the poses that will really make you look like Pop Heart!
THE ULTIMATE TRICKWhen your kiddo gets to a certain age, suddenly, all those early years of trying to help her learn how to talk begins to feel like a horrible mistake. Now, suddenly, she knows so many words. In fact, she seems to be inventing new ones. She chatters in a foreign language about things that you feel you should be understanding at least in context, but how can any parent stay woke when the kids are obvs geekin with the fam with NC during a Code 9 to KPC. You 123?... We're not even sure what we just said, there. The point is that sometimes with all the confusing chatter in newfangled slang, it sometimes brings you back to the days when she didn't say much at all! If only we could head back there for a moment's peace that might give us a chance to at least Google what the heck anything means. Well, there are definitely options! And, while we're at it, we can even throw in a dose of amazing French culture! DESIGN & DETAILSOur amazing design team took a whole month's vow of silence to work on this glorious and exclusive Mime Costume. This 3/4-length sleeved shirt has the iconic black and white stripes of the street performer look which matches perfectly with the black elastic-waist shorts. The iconic beret hat helps to cinch the look while the red suspenders and scarf give just enough of a flair of color that your little mime is bound to get some attention. Remember the white face paint to help the kiddo stay expressive! KNOW EVERYTHING THEY SAYThere are really only two ways to be sure that you can translate your kiddo. Either walk around with a Tween-2-Classic translator app on your phone or have her speak in pantomime instead! At least with the latter, you'll also have a great costume available for all your parties!
All Fired UpIs there anything better than a good old-fashioned circus? We would love to watch a picturesque troop pull into town on a colorful train! Just imagine the bright banners with clowns blowing trumpets out the windows. But here's the thing, the vibe of modern circuses has changed a little bit. They're a little smaller. There are fewer animals, which isn't a bad thing. Those elephants need their freedom! Maybe you'll just need to start your very own old-fashioned circus. We bet you know a few kids who'll volunteer for the job. Product Details & DesignAny circus performer needs a ring of fire to keep an air of suspense alive in the show. No burns necessary with this hoop of fire! While this hoop is super simple with flames looped over plastic tubing. At twenty-seven inches wide with a shock of colorful flames, this hoop is sure to stand out in photos and playtime. No Running Away RequiredWant to bring back the golden circus era? No need to jump a train to find a troupe! Everyone in your family can have a job! Dad will make a great clown with a tripping pun joke routine. Mom can be a juggler or lion tamer, she has a lot of experience keeping those kids wrangled in in the wild. Of course, then you'll have to recruit one of your kiddos to be the lion. Top it all off with a baby strongman and a few choice props and your little troupe will be the best in the land!
Have you ever wanted to be the crotchety old cat lady down the road? The one who steals the nerf footballs that fly into her yard from a missed Hail Mary pass. Sure, she seems mean and stuffy. But you know what they say. You got to walk a mile in someone’s shoes before you can fully understand her.Well, if you want to really get to know her then this Deluxe Old Woman Mask is the way to go. You can really get in her mindset by stealing all the nerf footballs in the neighborhood. We don’t suggest getting yourself a houseful of cats—that seems like a bit too much. Stick to two or three cats at maximum. Or you can just wear this mask as you jump scare your friends. What’s a better prank than standing over your friend’s bed with an old woman’s face until he feels the creepy eyes waking him up? Just watch out for flying fists, knees, and elbows.
Every Halloween, you know you’re going to see a cat, and a self-referencing play on words, and a politician, and a monster. You’re going to see whatever big trend was on the news, and whatever character stood out in the latest blockbuster. You’re going to see superheroes and supervillains, pirates and gangsters. You’re going to see the same costumes you’ve seen for years.You’re not going to let your little one contribute to this mundane mediocrity! By George, you’re going to come up with a spectacularly original costume, one that no one has ever seen before. Maybe you’ll create a painfully detailed, stunning accurate 16th-century Templar knight, complete with hand-crafted chainmail. Or a wolf-man costume covered in real yak hair, just like they used in the old movies. Or a mermaid with real scales. Or maybe, originality (and time and money) can be saved by simply shelling out for this Child Green Man Skin Suit. Now your child can successfully blend in with the lawn, or some bushes, or a grassy knoll—instead of blending in with other costumers!