Sometimes life gives you lemons. And some people seem to think that happiness is a big old pile of money, so they’ll tell you that times like these are perfect for opening a chain of lemonade stands. But at your age, it can be really tough to get a corporate empire off the ground—let alone file the appropriate paperwork. Don’t worry, though: you could always turn the tables just by dressing in a terrifying Child’s Sinister Jester Costume like this!You hear that, everybody? The joke’s on you! Nobody gets to tell us what to do with an unforeseen surplus of citrus! Now you’re going to have to put up with our corniest, most groan-inducing jokes until we’re sure you've had your daily dose of Vitamin C. And in case it’s been a while since you reviewed the latest dietary guidelines, you need a lot of it! So we could be here a while. Especially since knock-knock jokes aren’t exactly packed with nutrition! Mua-ha-ha!Wow, maybe we should look into a couple of these costumes for ourselves. Who knew that wearing a black-and-red jester suit with a nefarious skull mask could be so cathartic? And who knew that we had all that rage underneath our characteristic playfulness and optimism? Not us! But we’ll sort that out later: right now, we’ve got to make sure you get one of these awesome outfits. They look great, and they’ll really put you in touch with your inner chaotic prankster!
Blue is BeautifulBeing one of the most common colors in the world, blue somehow still gets overlooked when people make lists of the coolest colors in the world. This bright and beautiful color has all the things people are looking for in those lists, but it still gets passed over.As a way to spread awareness of the beauty and grandeur of blue, we are happy to present this cool and lovely shade of cerulean. There is nothing that you cannot achieve when you wear this awesome crayon costume!Product DetailsMaking sure you are dressed right for any occasion is very important, which is why we recommend setting yourself up right with this Women's Cerulean Crayola Crayon Costume. This “Made By Us” costume was put together by our hard working and careful artisans, so you will feel good about wearing this for years to come. The included dress and hat make you look just like the waxy writing utensil that we all used for years and then never again. The nostalgia factor is high with this costume! The flattering and fun cerulean color is definitely the best choice for a crayon costume, since there are so many possibilities for accessories. This costume is fun, cute, and creative, and we are sure you will love it!Looking a Little BlueIf you are searching for the perfect way to look classic and original, then you are in the right place. You will feel like a winner in this cool and comfortable costume. Just make sure you think of three or four really good cerulean and blue puns before you go out!
Inspiration StrikesOnce upon a time, back in the Stone Age, the early humans were in a pickle. They'd graduated from drawing on the walls of their caves to drawing on pieces of flat wood, and now they wanted to hang those pictures in their homes. Unfortunately, all they had to pound in the nails were rocks, which led to a lot of smashed fingers. "What if we strapped the rock to a long stick?" one genius suggested. And suddenly the hammer was invented! (Although the smashed fingers never really went away.) Product DetailsBe the handiest person at your next costume party when you wear your exclusive Hammer Costume for Adults! The unisex outfit consists of a hood that slips on over your head and has an oval-shaped cutout for your face. The top is shaped like the head of a hammer, complete with a flat end and a clawed end, and is made of foam backed metallic silver fabric. A long "handle" made of the same silver material with a red and blue fabric "grip" hangs down the front and is backed with foam to help it keep its shape. If I Had a Hammer Remember that old saying that goes, "When you have a hammer, everything looks like a nail"? Well, we're not so sure about that. When we tested this costume, we didn't start seeing nails everywhere. On the other hand, we felt an almost overwhelming urge to do home projects, and to stand with our hands on our hips admiring our work when we were finished. Sometimes we even said, "That's not going anywhere!" after nailing something together. It's a very strange phenomenon.
Coming to a Porch Near YouThat discount circus on the edge of town was creepy. You gave it a horrible review online. Everything seemed off! The clown's smiles seemed cruel. The acrobatics were jerky and zombie-like. And if you never saw that eerie ringmaster again, it would be too soon. He seemed unhinged. His mood swung from manically happy to horribly mad. The entire audience felt captivated by his performance, and not in a good way. Who knows, your review may have been the reason people stopped supporting that awful show. The circus had packed up and left two days ago. Good riddance, right?But, wait! What was that? Footsteps? Is one of your neighbors playing organ music? Shh! There's definitely someone at your door. Someone who wants to give you a backstage pass to the show of a lifetime!Design & DetailsThis Made By Us scary ringmaster is not a character that you'd want showing up at your door late at night, which makes it just the type of costume you'd want showing up before Halloween! Our in-house designers put this high-quality look together for your spooky entertainment. It features a velvet tailcoat with embroidery around the collar and cuffs. The attached vest panels have a vintage stripe pattern while the ruffled shirt front will make you feel like you're straight out of a twisted Victorian circus. The look is ready for showtime with black pants trimmed with piping and a dapper top hat!That's the ticketAre you ready to take on the most important role in your demented circus? While the lush fringe and velvet of this costume will make you feel like a star, you don't have to run the show alone! Pair up with all sorts of characters from lion tamers to clowns and you'll have a group costume that no one will forget!
If have a severe case of coulrophobia then by all means do not dress your child in this toddler Big Top Clown Costume. Yes your entire neighborhood, family and friends will think he’s the cutest thing since sliced bread but at what cost?! At what cost? He’ll be a mini walking, talking, terror!If you don’t have that crazy clown fear then our Toddler Big Top Clown Costume is the perfect costume choice for your little jokester! If he or she is always giving you a run for your money and constantly giving you the giggles with their big personality then what better costume than a clown! Our adorable patchwork, red and yellow striped clown costume will give your toddler a vintage clown look, because vintage is all the rage right now, duh! Paint on an adorable clown face for your little performer or if makeup skills aren’t your thing then grab a classic giant red clown nose and voila! You’re little one is the star of the show! We’re really not sure why clowns keep getting such a bad wrap, they are bright, colorful and full of fun tricks, what’s so scary about that? When it’s your little one as the clown then the answer is nothing!
THE ULTIMATE TRICKWhen your kiddo gets to a certain age, suddenly, all those early years of trying to help her learn how to talk begins to feel like a horrible mistake. Now, suddenly, she knows so many words. In fact, she seems to be inventing new ones. She chatters in a foreign language about things that you feel you should be understanding at least in context, but how can any parent stay woke when the kids are obvs geekin with the fam with NC during a Code 9 to KPC. You 123?... We're not even sure what we just said, there. The point is that sometimes with all the confusing chatter in newfangled slang, it sometimes brings you back to the days when she didn't say much at all! If only we could head back there for a moment's peace that might give us a chance to at least Google what the heck anything means. Well, there are definitely options! And, while we're at it, we can even throw in a dose of amazing French culture! DESIGN & DETAILSOur amazing design team took a whole month's vow of silence to work on this glorious and exclusive Mime Costume. This 3/4-length sleeved shirt has the iconic black and white stripes of the street performer look which matches perfectly with the black elastic-waist shorts. The iconic beret hat helps to cinch the look while the red suspenders and scarf give just enough of a flair of color that your little mime is bound to get some attention. Remember the white face paint to help the kiddo stay expressive! KNOW EVERYTHING THEY SAYThere are really only two ways to be sure that you can translate your kiddo. Either walk around with a Tween-2-Classic translator app on your phone or have her speak in pantomime instead! At least with the latter, you'll also have a great costume available for all your parties!
Tiger TimeRiding on a tiger as an adult sure sounds exciting and adventurous! It may look a bit ridiculous and comical, but adults who climb up onto the back of tiger, with their impressive striped fur and majestic ears, may be in for a surprise! Not every tigers is cool with a human riding on their back, and you might get bit! But still... humans often dream about it.Not only would it it offer you an incredible rush of adrenaline, it would also be a standout experience amongst adults, much different than the day-to-day activities most adults undertake. Well, now, with this Inflatable Ride a Tiger Costume, you can have your chance at riding a tiger without having to deal with the real thing.Product DetailsTake a gander at this ingenious Adult Inflatable Ride a Tiger Costume! Whether you use it for Halloween, a wild in-person-themed party, or an online event like Zoom, this costume will turn you into the life of any party. Lightweight and airtight, this one-piece costume is made from windbreaker-like material to keep your costume inflated and perfectly shaped.The motorized fan housed inside the costume will have you ready to "roar" in 60 seconds or less—just switch on the power, and you'll be ready to go! Featuring black stripes just like a real tiger, bounce down the street in style with your very own amazing tiger costume that won't get tired!Wild OptionsOnce you're dressed up like a tiger rider, it's time for an adventure in the jungle! Just pair this costume up with some of our tropical safari costumes to transform yourself into a famous explorer. Add a pith hat and you're ready to go. Or maybe you're trying to dress up like a certain famous tiger trainer? Well, this Ride a Tiger costume is a great start!
So, you’re not interested in spending your free time in the gym pumping iron? We understand. Truly. No problem, bro. We’ve got you covered...for now, that is. Because, of course, anyone who might fall for you while you’re wearing this sculpted Muscle Chest Shirt is in for a bit of a surprise. But you live in the now, so maybe just don’t worry about that yet. Instead, you can put your energy into visualizing getting the physique you've always wanted...and it shall be mailed right to your house! If only all of health was this simple. You can wear this shirt under any costume you choose to help bulk it up, but beware: once people start noticing your kickin’ bod, you may feel yourself inclined to wear padded top every day that ends in a “Y.”
Find Your Inner SharkThere's lots of kinds of "sharks" you can be in life. A card shark. A pool shark. A party shark (we don't know what that is, but doesn't it seem like something really, really cool?). The word "shark" just means someone who's really astute at a given task. Unfortunately, you don't feel like you're any of these kinds of sharks...yet. But that's all about to change, friend! Slip into this Adult Inflatable Shark Costume and watch yourself become the ultimate Halloween shark! You'll easily cinch the costume contest trophy, rack up tons of compliments, and make those other animal costumes envy your bold look. Trust us, once you ace one thing, it's pretty easy to ride that confidence boost into the next endeavor. So what's it going to be, next, shark? Will you take on Texas Hold 'Em? Or are you going to hone your shark prowess into something unexpected...Paella Shark? Ukelele Shark? Elliptical Bike Shark? Let's...start with Party Shark and go from there, shall we?Product DetailsHonestly, there are so few times when people will be happy to be approached by a giant shark, but this Halloween is definitely one of them! When you zip into this jumpsuit, you instantly transform into a Great White shark from fin to flipper. A large transparent cutout in the shark's mouth allows you to see, and the costume comes with a built-in battery pack and a fan for easy use all night long.Tall TailsPeople will be talking for many Halloween's to come about this costume—not only because you looked so cool, but also because you were never the same after you found your inner shark! Now you're out there killin' it in life. Bravo!
Larger Than LifeWe have to admit, when you said you were going "larger than life" with this year's Halloween costume, we don't think your pals really bought it. They thought, OK, she'll do something with a really cool special effect or face paint. But we don't think they took you literally. "Larger," though, means larger, in the case of this Adult Inflatable Giraffe Costume. Once you figure out how to maneuver through the doorway of your friend's apartment and make an entrance at their big Halloween party, we think your presence will have quite an effect.After all, you're dressed as a giant blow-up giraffe! What could be better? Whether your friends are going for a safari or zoo group theme, or you plan to just prance about (Do giraffes prance? Saunter?)...er...clomp about on your own, loving your giraffe existence, you will feel both wild and friendly in this great costume.Product DetailsZip into this inflatable jumpsuit and transform instantly into a cute and charming giraffe. We can honestly say that this is one of the only costumes where the profile view is even cuter than the front. Luckily, this inflatable look works from all angles, thanks to its clever design. You have a battery pack and fan inside the costume, as well as a see-through panel for your face to peek through. You're looking awesome, from your ossicones (that's the word for a giraffe's "horns") to your hooves!Welcome to the ZooIf things get a bit too wild, feel free to clomp on out of the party and stroll home in a leisurely way. Giraffes don't like too much hubbub, unless it's related to their great costume!
Too Much FertilizerIt's so exciting to garden, but sometimes your green thumb is more of a brown thumb. You were so committed to ensuring that your plants would flourish and grow that you visited your local witch for an extra-special blend of potting soil. Good news: Your little seedlings grew leaps and bounds! Bad news: They seem to be a little....hungry. One of them has already eaten the mailman who strayed too close. This problem wasn't covered in any of your gardening journals! Product DetailsAstonish and horrify in this awesome Carnivorous Muitant Plant Adult Mask! The molded mask covers your entire head and is designed to look like a Venus Flytrap kind of plant - except that this one has jutting fangs and a tongue covered in saliva snaking out from between its leaves. Eye ports allow for limited vision. Maybe Weed Killer Will Help Congratulations, you've discovered a new species! Hopefully you will get credit for your find. The last expert who came out to document your discovery got gulped down like an appetizer.
Cackle with CactiTwo balloons were floating through the desert, dangling their strings upon the sands. One suddenly shouted, "Watch out for that cactus!" The other replies, "What cactussssssssssssss..." No? Well, did you hear about the Cactus that went to the party?Yeah, he spiked the punch!Why was the police officer confused when he went to arrest the Cactus? Because it already had its hands up!All right, maybe we're not really lifting you up with these Cactus jokes. We get it. We've clearly dropped the cactus-ball on this. Even worse, we caught it! Design & DetailsThese are just the start of the laughs that you're sure to get when you start thinking like a Cactus. But, you'll probably acquire even more if you hop your way into this Cactus costume! This is a Made by Us look that our in-house team of designers mysteriously came up with after our most recent visit to the Laugh Barn on theme night. We're not sure which part you're going to love the most. Will it be the sublimated print of the jumpsuit with a perfect blend of light green-yellow to dark green-black color tone? Maybe it'll be the soft-sculpted spikes that look way more dangerous than they actually are. Maybe the adorable pink flower blooming on the top? Actually, we're sure your favorite part will be the smiles and disapproving headshakes that you cause when you tell any of the great jokes we've got in this costume. Cross Over to the CactusWhy did the Cactus cross the road? That's right. It got caught on the chicken! Okay, clearly there is something wrong with our cactus humor if you're still not laughing, but we can't put our thumb on it. Either way, we know you're going to crack up your friends with this great Cactus costume.
That's Some Really Strong Plant FoodSo, funny story. Yesterday at the greenhouse, one of the workers appears to have only chugged half of their bottle of extra-strong energy drink before leaving it on one of the raised beds. The next morning, the rest of the drink was gone, and some of the flowers had significantly changed. We're talking groundbreaking developments here: The plant was able to play tag, run races, beat their plant parents in video games and do other really impressive stuff! Product DetailsThis exclusive Girl's Potted Flower Costume is like nothing you've ever seen in your local plant nursery! The green jersey knit shirt fastens at the back and has leaf-shaped flaps sewn to the ends of its long sleeves. The brown felt "pot" is attached to the bottom of the shirt and has a flexible plastic rod hidden in its upper and lower edges to help it keep its shape. The jersey knit hood's facial opening is bordered with a brown ruffle and oversized yellow fabric flower petals. Flower Power Have you ever been told that you're blooming with potential? Well, it probably wasn't meant literally, but now it's true in every way! This costume is fantastic if you've got a green thumb that you want to share with the world. You can wear it for Halloween, school events, and even to surprise someone who wants to get a closer look at that fantastic and enormous potted flower sitting on the front porch. Imagine their faces when they discover that it's ALIVE!
You’re not just a blunt. This isn’t a private affair after work. This is an event. You’re the Big Doobie. The Blunt Master. This is a Super Bowl, New Year’s Eve, 4/20, Martin Luther King Jr. Day blunt. Five guys threw down on this thing and they still tapped out on it before it was done. It left the curtains smelling long after mom and dad got back in town. So don’t be surprised if you end up getting passed around a little while wearing this costume––it’s not chill to hang onto you for too long.You’re legal now in some states, baby! Probably not the best choice for chaperoning a second-grade Halloween party, but it might be a hit at Grandma’s retirement home bash––you know, chronic pain, memories of the 60s and all. You might want to avoid airports. But wear your beliefs loud and proud far away from any federal law enforcement in our blunt costume!This Big Doobie Costume is 100 polyester––not smokable! You’ll have to stitch some wraps together if you actually want a blunt this big. It has a polyester brown tunic with a burgundy band displaying the unsubtle Blunt Master logo. What’s Blunt Master? You is, brah! The costume has a lei of giant (polyester, sorry) marijuana leaves that attaches to the collar with Hook and Loop fastener. Again, not smokeable. We can’t help you on sourcing that. But walking around in this costume probably won’t hurt in hooking up with other lovers of the herb!
More machine than manWhen Anakin Skywalker fell to the dark side and began his quest to take over the galaxy, he knew he would need to make himself more powerful than a regular human being. He began rebuilding himself with mechanical upgrades, one part at a time. First it was one hand, then his other arm and both legs. But while his new robotic appendages were impressive and much stronger than normal arms and legs, he knew that he could do better than mere steel. So he began to scour the universe, looking for stronger, more indestructible materials to use. Eventually he found them: Legos.Legos are maybe the hardest things in the universe. Lego guys can lose their arms and just as easily reattach them, which comes in real hand-y if they lose a limb during a lightsaber fight. And there's nothing as painful as stepping on a Lego in the dark, which makes them perfect tools for evil Sith Lords hoping to sow pain and disorder throughout the galaxy. Yes, Legos would do very well for Lord Vader's new body, indeed!Product DetailsRule the galaxy in this LEGO Star Wars Boy's Deluxe Lego Darth Vader costume. The cosmic costume comes with a Darth Vader half-mask, mini-figure tunic with screen print, detachable cape, pants and a pair of black hands. The tunic features print that looks just like Darth Vader's infamous outfit, including his belt and buttons. The pants have an elastic waistband for comfy fit, while the tunic has a hook-and-loop closure to make it easy to put on.Join the Dark Side!Next time Darth Vader gets into a lightsaber battle with an upstart Jedi, he's going to be ready. Imagine the foolish Jedi's surprise when Vader loses an arm and the battle seems over, only for Vader to carelessly pop his arm right back in! Victory is guaranteed to be his!
Punch Line Why do jokers carry staffs? Most of them do it to look more impressive, and to use them as props in goofy pratfalls. The more evil kind of joker uses them to trip up their victims who are trying to escape. You can usually tell what kind of joker you're dealing with based on how creepy their staff head is. Product DetailsAmaze and terrify your audience with this Joker Staff Accessory! The prop is made of plastic piping that has been covered in red molded latex to give it a twisted appearance. Its plastic topper is shaped and decorated to look ike a maniacally grinning jester wearing a six-pointed hat and a ruffled collar. It comes in two pieces and can be easily assembled. Here to Entertain Are you more likely to earn applause or screams of horror? Whichever kind of act you choose, you can be sure of looking properly impressive thanks to your cool accessory.
Like a Sore ThumbYou've seen them before. Heck, maybe you've BEEN one before. No shame in that! But we bet you have a specific image in mind when you picture an overenthusiastic tourist. They're often dressed loudly, and they talk loudly, too. Well, who can blame them? They are on vacation and probably having a good time! Now you can pretend to be an out of town gawker, even at the party just down the street. Show off your savvy travel tricks in this silly Adult Tacky Tourist Costume!Product DetailsThis jumpsuit has all the tacky details your heart could desire! Long, baggy khaki shorts are attached to an overly bright, Hawaiian style shirt. A bit of wire around the middle gives you that good food overload vacation bod! This suit is great on its own, but the best part is letting your imagination run wild with the accessories! Throw on some socks and sandals, or put on a large hat and sunglasses. Smear excessive amounts of sunscreen on your nose. A fanny pack and a selfie stick wouldn't look out of place, either! You can mix and match to your heart's content. Check out our website to find some of these perfect travel accessories!Fun in the SunNo matter how chilly the day of the event, there's always sun and beachy air when you wear this tourist suit! It could be fun to wander around your town and gawk at the sights—and have people gawk at you!
Sheer PerfectionWhen you chose to become a clown, you didn't want anything to get between you and the artform. You'd master the skills, prove your talents, and get audiences rolling with laughter without dressing like a giant pear in a candy wrapper.Of course, that doesn't mean discarding the colorful tradition of circus clown wardrobes. It just means simplifying and streamlining. You want the look to let you move easier, ensuring your slapstick routines don't miss a beat, and your balloon animals don't get lost in billowy fabrics that rival the big top.Design & DetailsAchieve your circus performance goals with this Women's Sheer Clown Costume! The Made By Us exclusive comes with two stylish pieces that ensure your look is nothing but playful. The top of the costume is a midriff shirt with decorative buttons that stretch from collar to hem. Made with sheer white material with a rainbow polka-dot print and featuring a bright white bandeau, the top is a modern fit for the Big Top!The included skirt is made with the same fabrics as the top and features a white knit base layer and a multicolored tulle petticoat that perfectly complements the ensemble's polka dots. Light yellow suspenders are attached at the elastic waist of the skirt and add a classic touch to the outfit. Meanwhile, an included pre-tied necktie wears securely by its elastic neckband.Clown Costume IdeasLet nothing interfere with your clowning talents when you choose this exclusive Sheer Clown Costume for your Halloween celebrations! Paired with a bright pair of tights, a colorful wig, and your favorite pair of shoes, you'll have everything you need to wow any crowd!
Original JokesterWere you the classic clown in high school? Do your coworkers just not believe you when you tell them that you used to be a notorious jokester in class? Maybe Jim from marketing just can't wrap his head around you being the funniest girl in the class, or Maggie from HR says that you're way too serious to be a clown.Well then, maybe it's time for a bit of a humorous makeover! Yes, nothing says, "clown" more than... well, a clown costume! It's time to rekindle your quirky humor with this Giggles the Clown Costume.Product DetailsThis cute and silly costume is perfect for anyone who wants to indulge in their inner clown! It comes with a yellow, short sleeve dress with plenty of polka dots all over it. We're talking all of the bright colors of the rainbow. Reds, blues, purples, and greens!The dress has red and blue pom-poms attached to the front of the dress and it even comes with a hoop to help give the skirt a rounded shape. The bloomers fit underneath to help bring the look together.Finally, the costume comes with a pair of shoe covers, which fit over more pairs of shoes with elastic bands. Once you have it all on, it'll be easy to convince everyone of your funny sense of humor!
You can read the name of this mask in two ways: yes, there is the obvious way that this is a mask of a crying baby's face. You knew that already. But it may also mean that it is a mask that will make babies cry. It's a professional baby crying mask, guaranteed to make any baby cry at the mere site of it. It may also make grown-ups cry, although we're not 100% on that.But this mask definitely has an uncanny valley thing going for it, you know? Like sure it's obviously a mask but it also almost kinda looks real. You can see they obviously see they based it on a real crying baby, but... is it possible they've gone too far? They were so busy wondering if they could they never stopped to ask if they should. But here we are, and here you are buying it. Sure, it's a bit creepy, but that's kind of the point, right?
RESPECT YOUR ELDERSKids are told time and time again that wisdom needs to be listened to and that they should prize the folks who have walked the world longer than they. Give the elders respect and adhere to the insight that they have to give. Do what they say! That's a lot of almost oppressive obligation for a kid to listen to and many are going to resist the effort. They might even try to come up with ways to turn the tables. Of course, a particularly clever tyke might just turn that entire thing up on its end and transform into your old folks in order to get away with all sorts of trouble. It isn't that we want to encourage such behavior or would delight in hearing the story of what happened, but... that's definitely true! And we're pretty sure that your kiddo (and even you) will love the whole experience.PRODUCT DETAILSLet your tyke see just what it is like to be walking around on aching bones when you help them transform into a cranky old man with this Old Man Boy's Costume Kit. This set of wavy gray wig, old-fashioned bow tie, and clip suspenders will give your kiddo the beginnings of a quantum leap! Before long, they'll be looking for their walking cane, demanding their rocking chair, and offering you some Werther's Originals while telling you tales from the old days back on the recess fields of elementary school! ALL WITHOUT A CURSED BODY-SWAPYou'll be able to enjoy watching your kid hobble around and demand that all the "young kids" get off their lawn when they transform into a crotchety old man with this disguise kit. How often can you give your kiddo the opportunity to see life from another person's perspective without it involving a weird cursed object or misspoken wish that turns into a Freaky Friday kind of situation!? Take this opportunity while it is available!
A Captivating CombinationThere seem to be a list of historical or fictional figures that most kids just think are cool. Almost every child, at some point in their lives, is interested in pirates, knights, pharaohs, ninjas, princesses, cowboys, or the ancient cultures they come from. Ninjas are at the top of the list for a lot of kiddos. Warriors that are careful and sneaky are a fascinating contrast to the bold combat styles of many other cultures. Now combine those warriors with the concept of LEGO sets and children can’t get enough. (Makes sense to us!) Lloyd Garmadon, the legendary Green Ninja, uses this cool sword for many of his adventures, and now your child can be the hero of their own story with it too!Product DetailsIf your kid is a fan of the show or the playsets, this LEGO Ninjago sword will go great with their Lloyd costume! They can perfect their Spinjitzu with this plastic sword like the one that Lloyd wields in season 8 of the show, complete with the ornamental gold tassel. He can swing his sword so fast that you can barely see it, and we’re sure your child will be just as proficient with a little practice. (We recommend hiding any antique vases first, though.)
The Greatest Lil' ShowmanSome kids just have a knack for theatrics. They can captivate adults with a charming laugh or melt hearts with a charismatic smile. Yes, even infants can really start honing their skill at being the star of the show, and this Circus Ringmaster Costume for infants is an adorable way to transform your little one into center-stage material. It's an adorable look that takes its inspiration from classic ringmasters seen orchestrating vibrant shows at the circus!Design & DetailsOur costume experts wanted to craft the ultimate circus experience for your little one. This Made By Us costume starts with red twill jacket with an attached vest and shirt front. The jacket has black cuffs and plenty of gold detailing to help your child strike a truly captivating appearance. The vest fits with a simple hook and loop fastener in the front, making it easy to get your child suited up! The red satin bow tie fits with an elastic band to put the finishing touch on the jacket. The costume also comes with a pair of black pants, which have gold fabric along the side of the pant legs. Finally, the foam hat fits on your child's head to turn them the leader into any show!More Ringmaster Costume IdeasThe circus fun doesn't have to stop there! Your child will become the ringmaster in this costume, but they'll need some acts to help fill out the show. You can dress up in any one of our circus costumes to perfectly complement your little one's look, but our favorite pairing with this costume happens to be one of our lion costumes! And what's a circus event without clowns? You can have the whole family outfitted for a delightful show at the circus when you choose this Circus Ringmaster Costume.
We've always seen the color red on most clowns out there. The problem these days with those clowns, however, is the fact that they just don't have the appeal they used to anymore ever since that string of horror movies featuring murderous and terrifying psycho clowns have come out. We still can't look at even the happy jokesters at the circus the same way anymore if they have red hair. We've decided to help come up with a solution. This Purple Clown Wig will look just as great on you as the red one except without the terrifying memories being brought up from everyone's childhood. Have you ever looked up "scary clown with a purple wig?" We did and there were more scary clown pictures with red wigs than purple ones! It just makes sense. Be the happy clown this Halloween. This has been a message from the society concerned about really eerie disguises or SCARED for short.
A Coveted RoleOne day, your kid races through the front door in what you initially think is panic. You know something is up, but the answer to your curiosity is not what you were expecting. With excitement befitting having learned the end of the school year has come early, your little one tells you they are going to be the sunflower in this school year's music program.Relief is your first response, having started at worry when your kiddo flew through the door. Pride follows, of course, knowing you'll get to watch your kiddo show their talents to the whole community. And then, in the back of your mind, a touch of nervousness creeps in. How do we get a costume for this?Hi! Have we been formally introduced? We're HalloweenCostumes.com and we're pretty good at helping get the kids ready for any themed-dress event. The school music program is no exception, and we just so happen to have a lovely little flower ensemble for your kiddo.Design & DetailsDesigned by our talented costume-makers, this Flower Hoodie is an easy and stylish way to get your little one ready for their big debut. Down to the veins on the flower's leaves, this costume is ready for the stage. With just 1 piece it'll be a breeze for your kiddo to get prepared for any flower event. Bright yellow petals are sewn into the hood and create a full bloom when worn. The body of the costume acts like a flower stem while the sleeves are made to look just like leaves. Our clever designers even added a slit in both leaf-sleeves to make sure your kiddo still has full use of their hands.Watch Them BlossomWhether they're on stage or out trick-or-treating, when your little one is dressed in this Flower Hoodie, we know you will get to see them blossom.
Where's the Toast?Listen, we all know it's true. Avocado on toast is delicious. It's simple, it's filling, and avocados are a super food, so it just makes plain sense to eat it for breakfast. All those avocado haters out there probably just haven't tried it yet. The humble avocado probably just needs a little more exposure, and that's where this Inflatable Avocado Costume comes in!When you wear this adult-sized inflatable costume, you can make the case for the benefits of eating avocados while at your next costume party! If you love the tasty fruit, it's your duty to give them a good name out there!Product DetailsThis costume is ultra-easy to use and can be worn over your normal clothes. Just toss it on over your jeans and t-shirt and inflate! The costume comes with a jumpsuit made out of windbreaker-style fabric with elastic bands around the arms and legs to create an airtight seal.The suit has a fan housed inside of the suit. With the simple flip of a switch, the suit inflates within just a few minutes. When fully inflated, the costume takes the shape of an avocado, sliced in half with the pit in the middle. Leave the fan on to keep the costume fully inflated!
Are you sick of everyone asking you about your hobbies and pass time activities? Well once you throw on a pair of these Nerd Glasses there won't be any more questions! Everyone, right away, will know that you are a huge fan of role playing dice games, have an unmatched collection of limited edition comic books, and can quote just about every line from the most famous science fiction film series.There won't be a doubt in anyone's mind when it comes to the superiority of your LARP skills or the power of your ultimate Magic deck. With this accessory, you'll attract more people with the same interests as you and ward off anyone trying to waste your time with mindless small talk. Just make sure you know the rules to all those games like the back of your hand and brush up on all your favorite comics, because with these Nerd Glasses on you may start receiving questions about a lot more than your leisurely activities.
asdfDino Ride What if you could travel back in time to the days of the dinosaurs? What would you do? Would you watch a T-Rex stomp through the jungle, looking for a tasty dinner? Would you find a flock of pteranodons winging their way overhead? Would you catch a baby raptor and bring it home with you, teach it not to bite and to fetch balls, and go on adventures together? Product Details Ride your loyal steed all over the neighborhood! This Inflatable Riding a Red Raptor Costume for Kids is sure to make everyone do a double take when they watch you pass by. The inflatable costume is made of sturdy material and shaped like a raptor standing on two legs. A large tail juts out the back. Step into the outfit like a pair of pants and secure the drawstring waistband. The attached pair of fake legs makes it look like you're sitting atop a prehistoric dinosaur. Stay on the Safe SideWhile trick or treating this Halloween, why not ask for an extra piece of candy for your ride? He's been pretty well-behaved so far, but look at his open jaws. Clearly, he's getting a little hungry. It's best not to take any risks. It would be bad if, frustrated by the lack of goodies, your raptor decided to see if modern humans taste as good as cavemen. Besides, chocolate is so good that it would make anyone forget to that they usually prefer small animals and meat.
Forest FriendOnce upon a time in an ancient wood, a tiny acorn fell to the ground. It was covered by dead leaves and watered by the rain until it sprouted and grew up into an impressive sapling. The animals who lived in the forest liked it a lot, because it was so friendly, and told it all about the things that went on outside its habitat. This made the tree, which was naturally curious, even more curious. So it did something that very few other trees have ever done: It decided to go exploring. Product Details"Treeat" your plant-loving child to an exclusive Tiny Tree Costume for Toddlers! The jumpsuit fastens up the center back and is made of soft brown minky fabric that has been embossed all over with details that look like tree bark. Green felt leaves are sewn to each sleeve, and the included stuffed squirrel secures into a pocket over the stomach. The foam headpiece is also embossed with a bark print and sewn with green felt leaves. The Care and Keeping of TreesAs you may have guessed, this is a very special and unique tree that has come to visit you! Here are a few things you should know if it decides to make a prolonged stay. Number One: Please don't try to build a tree house on it. It's not going to be happy. Number Two: Thanks to photosynthesis, trees turn carbon dioxide, water, and sunlight into sugar to eat, so skip the middleman and just take it trick-or-treating to get its sweet treats!
Some people aren't exactly thrilled to be out and about at a function like a costume party. So we're big fans of announcing as directly as possible that you are, in fact, fun. You can do just that with this cool Bricky Blocks Red Snapback Hat.We think there's something downright empowering about wearing something on your head. Don't you agree? ...Okay, okay, allow us to explain. A crown, a headband, a gorgeous and tasteful hat--all of it, any of it, we'll take it. Like, how do you feel when you have the opportunity to bestow upon yourself some new noggin ornament that attracts attention all the world over. It's nice to feel noticed, you know? And there's no better spotlight than the perfect headdress.Crowns are downright royal, conveying a sense of importance that we rather enjoy. Headbands are great in their versatility, but limited in that they don't cover our heads. In cold weather, that's just a deal-breaker. Hats, meanwhile, can be difficult to get just right. When's it right, for instance, to wear a fascinator? Because we wore ours to grab coffee the other day and the stares we got were, erm, less than admiring. When do you go ball cap over beanie? It's a hard call to make, right?! We can never feel certain about that decision. We're here to fix that with this headwear like this Bricky Blocks Red Snapback Hat. It will get everyone reminiscing about the building blocks of their childhood, and will cement your place as one of the fun ones. Snag some other Bricky Blocks accessories to get a group theme going. See what we mean about their sheer versitility and power now? Ah, the power of a good hat.
You’re a beefy hunk. When you do fantasy cosplay, or some intense LARPing, you’re not the type of guy who’s going to settle for being some ordinary human, or one of those frail elves. You’re not going to get stuck playing some kind of goofy ogre either. No, you’re going to cosplay as the beefiest, hunkiest fantasy creature of them all, the centaur. That’s right, half-horse, half-man, and one-hundred percent beefcake. Of course, you’re going to need to do something about that lower half of yours, since it needs to be a little more “horse” and a lot less Homo sapiens. We have you covered though. This Inflatable centaur costume for a adults helps you look like a buff fantasy creature, ready to be the man… er horse-man of any LARPer’s dreams.Oh yes, this Centaur costume is a true masterpiece. It comes with an inflatable fan that does all the work, so all you have to do is stick those wiggly do-dad legs of yours into the costume and you’ll be looking like a full blown (pun completely intended) centaur! It has some great details like hooves on the feet and a nice big horse tail in the back.Now, everyone knows that centaurs are manly warrior types. That means that you’d better make sure to come packed to the teeth with toy swords, axes, bows and spears, since every goblin, orc and merman in a five mile radius is going to be completely jealous of your rad new bod and you’ll have to fight off each and every one.
Jesters are fun, right?! They're like if someone took a clown, an acrobat, and a stand up comedian, and squished them together into a one-man party starter. What if a little “evil” got mixed in there, too? We don't want to think about how spooky that would be, but your kid can dress up in this Evil Jester Costume and spread some scares instead of laughs!Being an evil jester takes more than just a freaky outfit and mask. It takes a mischievous attitude, and a real sense of what gives people the heebie jeebies. Your little scare-er can't expect to have everyone's hair standing on end on their first day. Like anything worth doing right, it's going to take practice. But, evil jesters are more than just scary, otherwise they would just be regular old monsters. They also have to be kinda funny, like they creep people out while making them laugh nervously as they back away. That's the really tough part of being a scary trickster. We can't think of a good example of this (like we said before, we don't like thinking about how spooky they are) but once your kid is dressed up in this costume, we bet they'll figure out the perfect balance between silly and scary in no time.This costume is sure to add the right vibe to your little one's creepy court jester routine. The black and red colors on the outfit seem innocent enough, but one look at the devilish skull mask will make everyone nervous about their next trick. Will they do a juggling act, or tell a joke, or something much more sinister? Whatever it is, it'll be a scream!
Red is Passion! Red is Life!Red is the color of passion, friend! It’s the color that captures attention. It’s the color of fire, burning brightly. It’s the color of blood and primal emotions. It’s the color of love. It’s the color of freedom and following your dreams. It’s the color of player 1 on video games! All of the most delicious fruits are some shade of red (we’re looking at you strawberries and raspberries) and perhaps, it just so happens to be your favorite color of LEGO brick.Yes, perhaps your love of the color is quite strong! When you were just a little one, while your friends were building LEGO castles out or gray, you dared to dream bigger! You made castles out of fire red bricks. Maybe you made your spaceship out of red. You made your race cars out of red bricks! Maybe you even made your pirate ship out of red, because why do anything unless you’re going to do it with a little bit of flair. You want to show the whole world your passion! Well, now you can do it LEGO costume form!Product DetailsThis LEGO red brick costume helps you become the building block to showing off your passion! This officially licensed outfit comes with a tunic-style top that’s designed in the shape of a classic LEGO brick. It fits quite easily over your normal clothes and it has 8 studs on the front with the LEGO symbol on them. Talk about a quick and easy costume!Build a Better ExperienceSuit up in this Red LEGO costume and you should be ready to build the perfect experience for your next party! Just make sure to grab one of your friends and our Blue LEGO costume so you can be an unstoppable duo based on the toy favorite!
Safety First Want to dress as a grandma or grandpa for Halloween? That's a fantastically creative idea! But it will require a certain level of showmanship and commitment. Makeup is a good idea for getting the venerable wrinkles that come with age's wisdom. Walking with a shuffle and using a support is also a solid decision. Product DetailsEmbrace your innner old soul when you use your exclusive Inflatable Costume Walker Accessory! Made of durable PVC vinyl, the silver accessory inflates to resemble a metallic walker. It stands approximately forty inches high and probably shouldn't support your entire weight, but it will look very realistic anyway. Respect Your Elders Using this walker may not give you a senior discount, but hopefully it will make everyone treat you with respect. If nothing else, they'll be admiring of your incredible costume. Don't forget to call everyone "whippersnapper" and remind them that it was so much better in the old days.
Strange Happenings in the Plant Nursery Have you checked out the flower shed this morning? A very peculiar thing has taken place overnight! It seems that someone has used a little too much fertilizer in a potted plant, and the results are truly astounding. The plant in question is now walking around and talking up a storm. She's asking a million questions and wanting to know if she can have more cereal even though she just ate an hour ago. Product DetailsYour blooming bud will look extra precious in this exclusive Toddler Girl's Potted Flower Costume! The outfit includes a soft green jersey-knit shirt that has leaf-shaped flaps are sewn to the wrists. The shirt's hem is sewn to the brown felt "pot" portion, which keeps its shape thanks to a plastic rod concealed in its upper and lower edges. The face opening of the costume's matching hood is sewn with printed pink felt petals as well as a bright ruffle of yellow mesh. The Real Flower PowerIf you thought that potted plants were happy just to sit on your front porch and enjoy the sunshine, you're in for a surprise! This plant is always on the move. It sings, dances, jumps off furniture, and wants to know where the cookie jar went. And it's definitely excited to trick-or-treat this year! It wants to be the first flower it knows to collect a whole bag full of candy. Bet you didn't know that a flower's favorite food is chocolate!
Mouthing OffWelcome to the eating Olympics! Where mouths come together to see who's the best at chomping down food. The busy schedule unfurls as follows. At eight o'clock, spectators can choose between watching the gum-chewing competition on the field or overdone steak gnawing in the cafeteria. After a break for mouthwash and relaxing, the competition will take off again at noon for competitive taffy and jerky eating. Once the chewy foods are done, competing teeth will take part in both crispy and crunchy specialties for a truly edge-of-your-seat experience. Our teeth go through a lot every day. They dig into all sorts of textures and foods, and they do a great job! If you want to go above and beyond brushing and flossing, pay your teeth some extra respect when you throw on a tooth costume for your next themed outing!Design & DetailsThis toothsome costume is simple to throw on and is simple enough for all sorts of events from parades to parties. Simply throw the foam-backed over your own clothes and zip up the back, and you'll be ready to go! The shoulders can be stuffed with lightweight material such as tissue or plastic grocery bags for a well-rounded molar shape. Pair up with a tooth fairy or a tube of toothpaste to make this a group costume to remember!A Mile of SmileAre you ready to celebrate the chompers that work so hard to keep you well-fed? This costume is the perfect way to show them that you care. Now, we can't promise that this will stop your teeth from getting any cavities. Halloween can be pretty crazy when it comes to the candy overload. Tooth care is up to you but we're not worried because now that you know how it feels to become part of the mouth, we know you'll take care of your teeth. Now, how about a smile?
For My Next Trick...We think of jesters as simple court clowns. The thing is, they were a lot more. Not only were many of them talented songwriters, musicians, and contortionists, some of them were so close to kings or queens that they were expected to ride into battle and act as messengers for the warring armies. There's even a story of a dwarf jester that escorted a queen from Holland to England, using his horsemanship and soldiering skills to keep her safe through enemy territory. Though the Medieval world might not have been kind to jesters, there are many who have gone down in history, one performer even has a forest in England named after him. You see, whether you specialize in acrobats or archery, you can do what you want as a jester, as long as you do it with style!Product DetailsThis dark jester costume will keep the court on their toes! The featured jumper has a classic checkerboard pattern. The waist is tied with a matching sash to keep this look flattering. Tattered for a nightmarish look, the off-shoulder balloon sleeves and trimmed with classic tatters. Matching the jumpsuit, the tattered collar and the headdress finish this jester costume with a dramatic flourish!Here We are NowEntertain us! Are you heading out to a Medieval themed event or Halloween party? This jester costume is sure to make you feel like you have the entertainment of the court in the palm of your hands. Customize this look with dramatic makeup like the classic diamond eyes and the wide smile pictured or a show-stopping wig that'll make you ready for the spotlight. Just make sure you make it clear whether you're down with going into battle with your employer. We'd say that's a healthy boundary to draw!
Protect and SwerveIf you're a jester (and we're guessing you are since you've landed here), then you know that all that hilarity and physical comedy comes with a price—a lot of bumps and bruises! Juggling pins fall on your head and, well, things can get a little clumsy sometimes. That's why it's important to invest in the right jester hat—one that will keep you looking the part but also protected from all those classic jester injuries that come with the job. This Wacky Rainbow Plush Jester Hat does just that. It gives your jester look a lift from its fun color pattern, but the plush material will also enable you to take a few bonks without a bruise—and we have to say, the look on your face when you drop something on your head is pretty laugh-worthy! Just note: this hat is not fireproof. So if you choose to juggle anything on fire, we can't help ya there!Product DetailsThis hat is a classic...with a twist! It's the shape of an iconic court jester's cap, with the umbrella-like arms hanging overhead. But, this piece is also a total original—with its bold rainbow stripes and fluffy-plush construction—just like you!
Not only will you and your two pals be a hit at a party, but just imagine how many potential decisions you can help make in this Rock Paper Scissors Adult Costume! Are your friends deciding who has to take out the trash at the end of their house party? Inspire them to Rock, Paper, Scissors for it! Is your crew deciding who will call the rideshare? Rock, Paper, Scissors, you tell them! It's a simple game, and an ancient one. It’s the game everyone claims to be “amazing” at. What’s your strategy? Do you always throw rock? Do you tend to lay down paper until it “feels right” to switch to scissors? Don’t give away your secrets! Instead, you three should Rock, Paper, Scissors your way through the night and inspire others to do the same. Hey, maybe you picked this costume via a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors...that’s great! We applaud you.This group look is so quick and easy, you can wear the costume pieces over your ordinary clothes. The Rock and Paper have shoulder straps and waist ties, while the Scissors slips right over your head! Maybe you three ought to Rock, Paper, Scissors over who will be which look. And if you don’t get your first choice, you can always go best two out of three. Now that is one costume solution that sounds like a win-win-win.
And for My Next Trick...Clowns are incredibly versatile performers. They can do anything from juggling to riding a unicycle, to stuffing themselves into preposterously small cars. And, most incredibly of all, they do it all while wearing ridiculously big shoes. That's a talent all by itself! Product DetailsThe crowds will go wild for these exclusive Bright Clown Costume Shoes Adults! The unisex footwear feature foam-backed uppers made of sections of red fabric and polka-dotted yellow fabric. Each shoe has metal eyelets and yellow lacing. The oversized toe areas give the shoes a comical appearance. Circus Chic Stand out as the best sideshow attraction around in this bright and colorful set of footwear! These shoes are just what you need for completing an amazing outfit. They go perfectly with a classic carnival-style clown costume, but if you decide to pair them with an outfit that includes snaggled fangs and fake blood, that's also a great choice.
SilenceWe all try to find a way to get our kids to be quiet. Just for a minute. Heck, just for a few consecutive seconds. We try playing the quiet game. That doesn’t work. We try bribing them with fruit, hopefully, their mouths are too full for them to talk. No, they just talk around the food. Kids LOVE to make a whole of noise...It's not that we don't love what they have to say. But sometimes it can be inappropriate when they are talking. The best place to sing their favorite song isn't in the middle of the movie theater. It doesn't help that all the characters on TV are loud, and love to be loud all the time, and probably talk a lot, too. That's why you've got to introduce role models that have the best values and attributes. That, of course, would be Mimes.Design & DetailsHave you heard that stripes are always in style? We tend to agree. And these stripes come with silence! They'll love staying in character about as much as you will love them staying in character while they wear this authentic looking Mime costume. It's got a striped shirt with lots of stretch, black pants with real pockets, and a cute little red bandana to tie around the neck. Of course, it's topped off with a signature black beret!Mime TimeWe might have the perfect thing to keep your kid quiet, at least for a little bit! This Child Mime Costume will let them act out their thoughts, instead of blurting them out of their mouth. Hopefully, this will keep your little one from spewing out what at home would be hilarious, but in public is completely embarrassing. And when you put them in time out you can watch as they try to get out of the box that they are "stuck" in. Putting their hands up against an imaginary prison. It's true what they say "Silence isn't golden." No, it's black and white, and mime all over.
Truly Iconic Who decided that clowns should wear crazy hair colors in the shape of their honkable noses? The originater of that idea probably had no clue that they were creating a classic look. Nowadays, the sight of a curly, colorful wig makes your brain immediately think, "Clown!" The fun and funky hairdo helps you spot a clown in a crowd, which is great whether you're looking for a laugh or running from a scary carnival creep. Product DetailsTop off your clown costume with an exclusive Red Round Clown Wig! The comfy mesh wig cap has an elastic edge to keep it snugly in place. It's completely concealed by kinky, medium-length synthetic hair in a bright, cherry-red shade and will stand out around your head in a spherical shape. Clowning Around Get up to any funny business you like, because you can always blame it on your outfit! Your Halloween, carnival, theater performance, or other special event will be even more fun thanks to your classic wig.
Rock or BustEvery rock star needs two things besides raw talent: A great look and a great instrument. You already have the outfit covered with your flashy costume choice, and this prop will do the rest. Unlike a real guitar, you don't even need to know how to play.Product DetailsWow your fans with this exclusive Prop Guitar Inflatable! Made of sturdy vinyl PVC material, the accessory inflates to approximately thirty-four inches long. The "body" is a bright blue and printed with bridge, strings and pickups graphics, while the "neck" and "headstock" are black and printed with strings, fretstock, and tuning peg graphics. Instant ConcertA real guitar can be an unweildy prop, but this inflatable guitar starts a party no matter where you are. You'll have to do the sound effects yourself, which is no big deal for a seasoned star like you. Besides, if you get carried away and try to smash your axe, it probably won't be wrecked.
Blue Rhapsody Why is "feeling blue" a bad thing? Blue is amazing! It's one of the most commonly claimed favorite colors in the world, and if you are able to look at anything that's flavored with blue raspberry and not be immediately hungry, you are stronger than we are. Product DetailsHave the most sensational hair around when you wear this Crimped 'n Kooky Blue Wig for Adults! A mesh wig cap with a comfortably secure elastic edge is adorned with approximately shoulder-length bright blue synthetic hair. The hair is permanently crimped for lots of body and comes pre-style with a side part. It can be gently styled with non-heated tools. Always Blue-tiful Looking for a showstopping accessory for this year's clown, acrobat, doll, or magical creature outfit? Try this wig on for size! Or, simply pull it out of your closet on a normal day when you feel like turning heads.
Some little girls want to dress as princesses all day. They want the tiaras, and the fancy dresses, and the clackety heals. Some want to be cops just like their dads. They chase the dog around, trying to arrest the “bad guy”. And some little girls just want to be as color full as they can.Your little girl is the kind that loves everything colorful. The kind that tries to wear every color of the rainbow every day. Blue leggings with a yellow and blue polka dot skirt. She even threw a purple feather boa. She truly did look like a walking, talking rainbow. But all that didn’t prepare you for her excitement when you took her to the circus for the first time, and she saw the colorful, goofy clowns.She demanded that day, and every day after that, to be dressed like the energetic clowns that came pouring out to the main stage. This Child Big Top Fun Clown Costume is just the thing she would choose to wear herself. It has all of the colors she demands in her daily outfits. She will get to dance around, twirling her vibrant skirt. She really will be as colorful as a rainbow. And this way, you won’t have to wash all of her clothes every few days because she decided to put the all on at the same time. No, this is a skirt, shirt, and hat combo, making it easy for her to have the color but not for you to have the laundry!
the long sleepSo, like so many others, you've woken up on an operating room table and...the world has ended. Yikes, this should be interesting. Folks who found access to the radio waves are coming up with excuses but long story short, there was an outbreak and half the world's population are zombies. The reporters are not saying the biochemical plant upstream had anything to do with it but they aren't saying it had nothing to do with it either. Of course, you've got a chance to live! You've prepared for this!But before you think about how to fill your starved tummy and satiate those parched lips -- before you think about how to defend yourself amidst apocalyptic conditions -- you remember.product detailsYou were getting a facelift! The turn must have happened mid-operation! Because when you look in the mirror, the person staring back looks like a half-finished art project. Your face is barely hanging on, and your nose and lips aren't proportional any longer. What a disaster. This latex and cream Botched Beauty Makeup Kit will get you just that sort of look. Best of all, the application instructions on the packaging, and the fact that it washes off with just warm water and soap, make it a cinch to get in on that fantasy and back out. You wouldn't want to spend too long in that reality, after all.
Babies Have it MadeIt’s pretty hard NOT to be jealous of babies. After all, people wait on them hand and foot. They never have to cook their own meals. They don’t have to get a job. They don’t have any bills. They can spend the majority of their day napping and no one chastises them. They don’t even need to get up to use the toilet. Adults really do get the short end of the stick.What if there was a way for you to recapture that careless attitude of infancy? What if there was a way for you to get rid of responsibility, even if just for an evening at your next costume party? What if you could once again revert to the days of being a baby? What if you could spend your whole day napping with a little whirly mobile hanging above your bed? What if people could take one look at you and immediately feel the urge to pamper you with baby talk and a bottle? Well, perhaps there’s a way to do all that with this adult blue baby kit.Product DetailsThis adult baby costume kit comes with everything you need to look like a big baby. Everyone will see you for the sweet young boy that you truly are. Your own mother might be so overwhelmed with emotion that she’ll want to break out that old stroller from you were just a wee little lad.Grown-Up AdviceAnd for one evening, you can head to the costume party dressed up like a baby. You can ignore your responsibilities and pretend that you don’t have to work. We do, however, advise against trying to wear this blue baby kit every day. The more fun you have dressed as a baby, the less you’ll want to return to being a grown-up!