Feeling a Little FunnyOne of the hardest parts of being a committed clown at the age of 5 is pre-school. Many kids struggle with the big life changes associated with starting their education, but it can be even harder if the other kids see you as “different”. Once they noticed your giant shoes, huge red nose, and rainbow colored, poofy afro, no kid would be able to resist pointing it out.At block-stacking time, those giant clown hands make it impossible to achieve stacks of five or six like the other kids. In fact, you’re lucky if you get 3 before you inadvertently knock it down! Likewise, finger-painting is a huge hassle. Then there’s the difficulty of nap time when your nose squeaks every time you move your head! That classic, old clown get-up is just so outdated…Juggling Fashion TrendsThat’s why we have invented this Clever Lil’ Clown Toddler Costume. It’s a little bit sleeker and more modern than the typical clown-wear that you can get from any Clown-Mart. The muted colors fit in better with the styles of today, so you don’t have to worry about being the weird clown girl with the bright yellow overalls anymore; you can just enjoy your cute, frilly dress! The parasol, hat, and hair also accessorize the outfit perfectly, so you don’t have to worry about making it match on your own.A Beautiful JesterIf you are looking for the perfect clown costume for your toddler, then this is the one for you. It is a perfect blend of scary and cute, which means you can brag all night about how well they are juggling those traits!
Funny BusinessNice clowns are kind of amazing when you think about it. They're adept comedy performers who can put on a hilarious show while wearing a flashy and impractical getup complete with ruffles and red plastic noses. On the other hand, evil clowns are kind of amazing too. How do they manage to sneak up on people while wearing those shoes? Product DetailsDo as much clowning around as you want while wearing your exclusive Deluxe Clown Shoes for Adults! The Oxford-style shoes come with red laces and have lightly textured anti-skid heels. The uppers are made of blue, yellow, and red faux patent leather and the shoes come with red laces. Silliest Foot ForwardIf you're planning to run away to join the circus, or just planning a clown costume for Halloween, you'll need the right accessories! Add these shoes to your water-squirting flower and your colorful, curly wig, and you'll be ready to step into the circus ring.
You've Got a Chicken To RideIs your child looking for an egg-cellent Halloween costume? (Yep, this is going to be a pun-filled paragraph, so hold on to your straw hat) Most barnyard costumes have been done before. The two-person horse is a classic but relying on other people for costumes can saddle kids with too much responsibility. A lamb costume can make your child feel too sheepish. And of course, your kiddo could totally dress up as an actual chicken but all those feathers getting in his or her mouth while trying to eat Halloween treats can make your kid feel a little foul-tempered. That's why this chicken ride costume is sure to win the blue ribbon at any costume party throughout the year. This is one costume that's sure to ruffle feathers in a good way!Product DetailsThis costume is less complicated than it looks. All your child will need is a farmers hat and a shirt to throw on under the feathery suspenders that hold this feathered friend up. Stuffed legs hang on the side of the bird while your kiddo's actual legs are in the yellow chicken legs. The chicken's body is stuffed and sculpted with a red tail and adorable head with a cheerful yellow beak and gobbler. Your kids will look like they are riding around with the attached white reins. Hatching a PlanWhile this costume would make a great trick-or-treat ensemble, that holiday isn't the only reason to wear this costume. Your child can strut their stuff at the county fair parade, a farm themed party, or while attending a special 4-H fundraiser. Don't count on this chicken remaining in the closet after Halloween is over because once your child has a chicken to ride, you simply can't coop it up!
The fun thing about a Potato Head toy was that you could make it be anything you wanted. You had a choice of different eyes, noses, mouths, and ears. You could give it a hat, or not. Ditto for facial hair. Or any other kind of hair. Want to wear a different pair of shoes? You can swap those out in a jiff! It was the best kind of toy – totally ridiculous, yet creative and fun at the same time.Potato Heads aren’t just fun for kids – even as an adult I’ve found that switching around the various parts for a few minutes helps me relax and feel playful again. This costume can help bring that feeling full circle this Halloween!Of course, after a while the various pieces started getting lost when you were a kid and then you didn't have as many options. Maybe you ended up with an extra hat as your new pair of shoes or an extra mouth where the eyes should be, but no matter - you can have all of those options again with this Mr / Mrs Potato Head Plus Size Costume! The costume base is a sleeveless, foam-backed tunic that fasts at the back with a Hook and Loop fastener closure. The ears are sewn on (sorry if you wanted to swap the ears out for an extra set of arms!), but the other parts of the costume and face are interchangeable. The face pieces come for both male and female potato heads and they attach to the tunic with Hook and Loop fastener. Grab a pair of these costumes for a fun couples costume this Halloween!
An Elephant Never ForgetsWouldn't it be amazing to be an elephant for a day? Not only would you get to eat all of the peanuts you want without anyone looking at you oddly, you would have near-perfect recall. Finally, you could remember where you lost that one amazing t-shirt that fits just right and never scratches, and you would have no problem recollecting when your significant other's birthday is. Elephants are so lucky! Product DetailsHave a truly unforgettable Halloween look when you wear your exclusive Adult Inflatable Elephant Costume! The inflatable bodysuit zips up the back and is made of sturdy gray polyester windbreaker material. A small fan is installed behind the right hip and runs on an attached battery pack to keep the suit inflated while in use. The fully enclosed head contains view ports through the elephant character eyes. Printed details such as elephant "toenails" on the arms and legs add to the fun, as do the inflated ears and tusks! Safari ShowcaseThink about how many people you're going to bring happiness to during your next dress-up event! Almost everyone would love to see an elephant outside of the zoo, but aren't able to make a trip to their natural habitat. Thanks to you, lots of bucket lists are going to get one more item checked off. You can also educate others by answering all of their burning questions about pachyderms. For instance, did they know that elephants pop if poked with a very sharp object? (So please don't do that.)
Almost Too PopularIt's true. You're the rock star of the vegetable world. Kumquats, eggplant, and other garden dwellers often look with envy upon your glistening ruby sphere. They wish they were as beloved as you - that someone had come up with something to make out of them that is as amazing as ketchup. What they don't realize, though, is that popularity has its price. Sometimes you want to live a normal life: One where people aren't always trying to take your photograph, or slice you for a double cheeseburger. When you want to go out to dinner, your options are mostly limited to sushi restaurants, since Italian, Mexican, and other food ethnicities see you walk in the door and ask if you want to head back to the kitchen to *cough* help out a little bit. We all know what THAT means. Product Details Everyone's favorite vegetable is back and larger than life! This exclusively designed Adult Inflatable Tomato Costume is a true original that will have everyone at your next Halloween party exclaiming over your unique costume (and maybe trying to convince you to help them make the salsa for the chips and dip appetizer. Say no.) The inflatable bodysuit covers you from neck to upper thighs, with openings for your head, arms and legs. Green leaf detail at the neck opening proves your delicious, juicy, vine-ripened status. An attached fan keeps you pleasantly plump all night long. Pair it with a neutral shirt and pair of pants, and prepare for compliments! Pass the VeggiesYou could scour the grocery store forever and never find a tomato as mouthwatering as this one! Even people who struggle to like vegetables will have no trouble welcoming this delectable costume.
Endless PossibilitiesWhen your kid sits down to color, do they pick up green first? Do lush trees, grassy fields, and endless hedge rows blossom on the page? Are dinosaurs, lizards, and anthropomorphic broccolis the stars of every action-packed crayon comic? Have you had discussions about everything that green can be until you're both green with envy over a color? Then this exclusive Kid's Green Crayola Crayon Costume is a must-have!Design & DetailsLet green be one more spectacular thing when you order this Made By Us costume tunic for your kiddo's costume wardrobe! The officially licensed one-piece look is made from lightweight, foam-backed materials that ensure it keeps a classic crayon shape.A two-toned coloring and black printed Crayola wrapper graphics ensure the costume looks just like its inspiration. Meanwhile, openings at the shoulders and in the point of the crayon-shaped tunic leave vision and arms unrestricted, and a spacious tunic body means there's plenty of space for additional layers of clothing.Green EnvyFight the jealousy green can inspire by letting your kiddo become the enviable color in this Kid's Green Crayola Crayon Costume! The easy-to-wear costume tunic is designed to look identical to a Crayola crayon and offers plenty of thoughtful features that ensure comfort while masquerading on Halloween!
Seasonal SelectionDo you decorate your house for the holiday season? If you do, do you have a favorite theme? Some people love snowmen more than anything. Others love to put figures of Santa Claus all over their houses. Or maybe you like to see penguins everywhere you look! These are all great options, but we have a bit of a soft spot for nutcrackers, too. We’re not really sure why they’re usually dressed like soldiers, but we think there’s something about them that just feels classic. And of course, The Nutcracker ballet has helped to make them a symbol of the season—even if they can’t actually open any chestnuts!Design and DetailsYour little one can be the hero who helps to defeat the Mouse King with this gorgeous Toy Soldier Costume. This dress was Made By Us so your child can have an outfit that will help them feel the holiday spirit anytime they want! The red and blue dress features adorable ruffles on the cuffs and skirt, along with matching gold epaulets, trim, and buttons. The chest straps and belt add fun detail to the outfit, and the traditional hat finishes everything off with a fluffy white feather. Your child will have a great time parading around in this delightful costume—but we do have to caution them against trying to crack nuts with their teeth!
If You've Got It, Haunt ItOh, why hello there. Don't mind us, we're just all dressed up in this tantalizingly terrifying costume, haunting your dreams. What? You said you wanted to be a clown for Halloween! Oh, you meant the orange-haired, red-nosed, oversized-shoe type? Well, have you considered going another route?Because this Miss Mischief the Clown Costume for Women is circus-chic meets dark fantasy, in the best possible way. A bit tasteful, a bit twisted, and a whole lot of fun to wear, this unique spin on a classic will leave the whole party whispering in your wake. The most delightful aspect of this look is making up the backstory for your irksome character—are you a clown escaped from an institution? Are you a fabulous vintage star performer letting loose for a night? Are you a secret killer clown, dressed up in a fabulous frock? Make up your mind, make up your face, and then make your way out into the world, to haunt the psyches of all you meet. The mischief is yours for the making!Product DetailsThis costume is a show stopper, whether you take it in a dark direction or not! It's an easy-to-wear pullover dress with an attached petticoat, for flare and drama, instantly! The ruffled collar attaches at the neck and gives the look an eerily youthful presence, as do the striped, thigh-high stockings. Style your hair in pigtails or rock a coordinated wig, and make sure to pick up a makeup kit that can top off your look—as a clown, your face is your most powerful (and terrifying) storytelling tool!Back to RealityWhen it's time to hang up your petticoat, tuck this costume away for another year's festivities. Or, you may decide you enjoy the dark side so much, that this getup is bound to become a regular wardrobe staple. We're not here to judge, but...uh...we're also obligated to remind you to keep the mischief in check; this costume is known to spark unpredictable behavior!
Clowns can come in all shapes, sizes, and personalities. It can go all the way from the scariest killer clown you've ever seen this side of a birthday party to a super sad clown with makeup that makes him look like he's constantly crying all the way to the happiest clown on the planet ready for a great time. We think that getting the right personality can come down to even the finest detail of the entire outfit. Add a little more of a friendly nature to your silly clown costume with this Pink Afro Clown Wig. No murder vibes seem to come from this hair color (and we have some pretty serious technology to test that) and very little sadness from it as well. In fact, this wig resembling some delicious cotton candy has proven to improve the moods of people around it just by being in their presence. Add it to perfect your Halloween outfit or for entertaining some children at a birthday party.
Color Us SurprisedWhenever we take out our coloring books here at the Halloweencostumes.com office, we are always surprised at the lack of sufficient pinks to really make our drawings pop with color. There is just no way to make accurate coral reefs without a good variety of pinks!That is why we petitioned our staff to make this dress. This won’t help us color at all, but it will help us a lot to know that we filled a gap in the market that needed filling. The best thing we can each do is to keep on coloring and keep petitioning Crayola for more shades of pink!Product DetailsMaking sure you are dressed right for any occasion is very important, which is why we recommend setting yourself up right with this Women's Tickle Me Pink Crayola Crayon Costume. This “Made By Us” costume was put together by our hard working and careful artisans, so you will feel good about wearing this for years to come. The included dress and hat are what will make you stand out in any box of 64 crayons. This bright pink color is both flattering and fun, and we are confident that you will be happy with the fit of this dress. How could you not, when you will be tickled pink by the pun the whole time you wear it?Pink is the New BlackIf you are searching for the perfect way to look classic and fun, then you are in the right place. You will feel like a winner in this cool and comfortable costume. Just make sure you avoid anyone with a big crayon box for a costume!
P. T. Barnum build a legendary circus, but does anyone remember Bailey's name when it comes to Barnum & Bailey? Nope! Why not? James Anthony Bailey (That was his name, by the way. Good ol' J. A. Bailey, although it doesn't have the ring of P. T. Barnum, we admit) was at least half of Barnum & Bailey's Circus. Then you've got the Ringling Brothers, who teamed up with Barnum & Bailey to form the greatest show on earth. But do you know any of their names? Of course not. You're too busy enjoying the incredible circus! You wouldn't even know how many brothers there were (There were seven brothers, although only five of the brothers worked to build the circus together).So what we're saying is, when you decide to become the Ringmaster of the greatest show on earth, you're going to want to make sure you've got a memorable name. How about... P. T. Barnling? Or Ringling Barnbros? Okay those could use some work. But listen, you're the entertainer, not us! You come up with the unforgettable name. In the meantime, you can practice your image and showmanship in this gorgeous Ringmaster costume. You'll also probably need to fend of some lions and command and elephant to stand on two legs. Classic Ringmaster stuff, if you're up for it. Just don't lose your top hat thinking up that name. It'll come to you as naturally as your skills as a Ringmaster. You're a part of the circus now, friend. Give them a show to write home about (or tweet about. Might get more buzz by tweeting).Note: We are not responsible for any elephant, lion, or trapeze attacks while wearing this costume.
Apparently, It's Not a Myth We've all heard stories about the mighty dragons of yore, who were feared and reverenced far and wide for their incredible firepower. Alas, when they hadn't been seen for years, everyone assumed that they were extinct and stopped worrying about them. Turns out that the dragons really were still around, and they're a little angry about being forgotten! Why wouldn't you invite all the dragons to a Halloween party? They should be first on the list! Product DetailsUnleash your fiery wrath (in a cute kind of way) by wearing your Adult Inflatable Angry Dragon Costume! The outfit is made of sturdy red windbreaker material that, when fully inflated, resembles a huge dragon with a long, blue-spiked tail and outspread wings. Fake hands and feet with long white claws have elastic-lined openings to let your human hands and feet poke through. The dragon's mouth is lined with white fangs and is open in a roar so that your head can peek out. I'll Huff and I'll Puff...Actual dragons were probably huge hits at parties, since they could roast marshmallows and reheat cold pizza with just one blast of their flaming breath. If this kind of trick isn't your forte, don't worry, because having a dragon attend a party is still a really big deal. Also, knowing that you won't accidentally burn the house down with a badly timed sneeze will probably make your host feel much better about his or her insurance rates anyway.
Scary SheekCarnivals are fantastic. The delicious fried foods and head-spinning rides are well worth the price of admission. We all remember going to the carnival as kids. It was a blast stuffing your face with funnel cakes until you got queasy, then riding the Gravatron and actually throwing up. After a bit of rest and water, you were back at it again.Oh, and how can we forget the clowns? Half of them were kind of scary, but the non-scary half was pretty cool—especially when they were making elaborate blow-up animals. If you have a young one who is a fan of carnivals and is looking to clown around this year, check out this Carnival Cutie Girl's Costume for their next Halloween costume.Product DetailsThis costume dress has matching accessories and a red and sky blue color scheme. The blue wig looks excellent with the blue accents on the skirt, while the fingerless gloves are a great touch for the kid's costume. Once your kid learns balloon animals, they'll be set. If your child wants to have that perfect cute clown look with a bit of a creepy edge, make sure they check out this Carnival Cutie Girl's Costume.
It's in the Money BagToddlers are a lot of things — emotional, irrational, and cute as can be. They are also picky, demanding, hilarious, sweet, fascinating, and...expensive. And no matter how much you keep insisting that your tots get a job, they seem uninterested in contributing to the family income. Well, we can't really blame them...yet.But, you can lift your spirits by dressing them in this Toddler Money Bag Costume this Halloween. It's adorable all on its own or it makes a perfect accompaniment to a robber costume for a sibling. And who knows, maybe it'll inspire your children to actually care about the value of money. Er, on second thought, best let them enjoy the carefree days of their youth while they can. Design & DetailsIn order to do this costume justice, our in-house designers pulled off a real bank heist of their own, just so they would know what a bag stuffed full of bills would really look like! Ok, so no, not really. But they had fun pretending. Instead, they spent time crafting this costume's pullover velour tunic that's shaped like a full money bag. It has a big black dollar sign emblazoned on the front, just like in an old-timey bank heist movie! The top is decorated with $50 and $100 bills printed on felt, as is the cap.A True Crowd PleaserLet's be honest, this costume is bound to be a hit. After all, who doesn't want to see a big bag of money approaching their door? Your neighbors will all get a kick out of this cute and clever costume.
Ring LeaderYou have what it takes to lead. You've always known that. When you were little you were always wrangling other kids together to put on different performances like plays and talent shows. But now you're grown. You're still holding that title of ringleader but now your performances are a lot more interesting. There are a few circus tricks that we would love to see in person. For one, we'd love to see someone rest their head in a lion's mouth. As long as no one made the lion sneeze we bet you'd be great at making that lion do what you want. We'd be into seeing acrobats hang down from a swinging trapeze. And a strong man lifting ridiculous things above his head while suspenseful music plays would be pretty awesome too. But here's the thing, the whole show depends on a strong, spotlight-ready leader making the performers come together in a way that noone would forget!Product DetailsYou'll look right at home under the big top when you show up in this red and black satin-textured dress with gold trim. The skirt is gorgeous with a triangular hem over flouncing
Clowns are not around to scare the crap out of people, but sometimes they do. They really just want to make you giggle and have fun. But, let's face it clown phobia is a real thing. People lock their doors, and pull the covers over their heads to avoid the cheerful entertainers. Let's calm down and join our fellow humans, if clowns are humans, and make some cute balloon animals. Then, we can learn how to dance the jig in shoes that are over-sized. You can bring out your inner joyous clown in the Red Clown Wig. Don't worry, no clowns were harmed in the making of this beautiful red afro, the wig contains 100 percent synthetic hair. The mesh net lining allows the wearer extra comfort while they ride unicycles, and clown around.
A Captivating CombinationThere seem to be a list of historical or fictional figures that most kids just think are cool. Almost every child, at some point in their lives, is interested in pirates, knights, pharaohs, ninjas, princesses, cowboys, or the ancient cultures they come from. Ninjas are at the top of the list for a lot of kiddos. Warriors that are careful and sneaky are a fascinating contrast to the bold combat styles of many other cultures. Now combine those warriors with the concept of LEGO sets and children can’t get enough. (Makes sense to us!) Lloyd Garmadon, the legendary Green Ninja, uses this cool sword for many of his adventures, and now your child can be the hero of their own story with it too!Product DetailsIf your kid is a fan of the show or the playsets, this LEGO Ninjago sword will go great with their Lloyd costume! They can perfect their Spinjitzu with this plastic sword like the one that Lloyd wields in season 8 of the show, complete with the ornamental gold tassel. He can swing his sword so fast that you can barely see it, and we’re sure your child will be just as proficient with a little practice. (We recommend hiding any antique vases first, though.)
Preventing Green MeaniesYour toddler’s favorite thing is anything that is green. They have a wardrobe full of options, but continually request to wear the green pants with their lime green hoodie. At the park, they will only slide down the big green slide—puddle at the bottom be darned. When the leaves turn all shades of orange and brown, they announce their new hatred for trees. And whenever you go to a restaurant they only use the green crayons on their paper placemat and refuse to leave the waxy stub behind.After not receiving a green crayon at a restaurant one time they grew a strong mistrust and made sure they always had a backup—much like your constant pen carrying. So, their crayon attachment didn’t seem too off, until you realized they wouldn’t go anywhere without one. You watched them pull a green crayon out of their pocket and bend to mark the sidewalk on every walk you took them for—why? “To spread the color around,” of course! So, when they told you, they couldn’t go trick-or-treating this year without a green crayon, you knew it was time to step in and prevent green marked doors.Product DetailsLuckily this Toddler’s Green Crayon Costume is a perfect compromise! Your kiddo will get to enjoy their favorite colorful item without worrying about it breaking in their pocket or leaving an unwanted mark on the neighborhood. The 2-piece costume is comprised of a tube-shaped, crayon wrapper printed tunic and a cone-shaped hat to make getting ready for Halloween easy! The versatile design allows your toddler to layer comfortable and warm clothes underneath or to keep it simple for a dress-like wear!Go Green!Whether they’re goal is to spread the love of all things green with the community or just show off their personal passion for the waxy art supply, this Green Crayon Costume for toddlers is a great choice for your little rascal!
Lil CutieBecoming a clown is more about natural charisma and character than about any formal training that you could get at clown school. That is what makes babies such naturals when it comes to clowning around. Well, to be fair, they get tons of practice as well.Still, we are sure that your baby will be the cutest of them all when wearing this adorable costume. The only thing still needed now is an even smaller clown car!Product DetailsMaking sure you are dressed right for any occasion is very important, which is why we recommend setting yourself up right with this Girls Infant Kooky Lil Clown Costume. The one piece dress and hat have all the adorable elements that you are looking for in a kooky clown costume. The striped details of this costume go perfectly with the black and white spots, as well as the bright red buttons and appliqued ribbon "suspenders." This costume is both comfortable and stylish, so we are sure you will love it as much as your baby does. Turning your child into the cutest clown in the whole world might not seem like too big of a stretch, and you will be right when you have this cool and cute costume!Funny LookingIf you are searching for the perfect way to look classic and original, then you are in the right place. You will feel like a winner in this cool and comfortable costume. Just make sure you have a camera handy to capture all those especially clowny moments on film!
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Do your pals know you as the risk taker of the group? Are you generally thought of to be unflappable? Do you think that skydiving, base jumping, swimming with sharks, and bungee jumping all sound like a perfectly lovely way to spend a Tuesday? Do you dream of being stunt double?While some may tell you to slow down and tread on life with caution, we say dive in head first! And just to show you’re not afraid of any crash-and-burn scenarios life may throw your way, wear this plus sized crash test dummy costume to your next big costume party! That ought to show those naysayers because as a daredevil, nothing gets you pumped for your next big adventurous feat than someone telling you not to do it. Being told “you can’t do that” is how you got motivated to swim between California and Hawaii and how you finally summited Everest, after all. Honestly, a little car crash testing seems easier than all that.Easiest yet is to put on this blue jumpsuit, mask, and white gloves and become “Larry” for the night. You’ll be unrecognizable by face but our guess is that you will find some party feat by which to distinguish yourself. Just remember, Larry, real cars are not meant to be tested by you. Those are simulations. But on the upside, you probably won’t be mad if folks bump into you all night long.
Garden Party ReadyWhen you were invited to your friend's garden party, you were excited. It's always been an amazing event! Every year, people go above and beyond to take their hats to the next level. Typically, guests will arrive in wide-brimmed straw hats, piled high with flowers, pearls, and feathers. Some dignified ladies wear fascinators if they're planning on lounging in the shade. This year, you want to flaunt your enthusiasm. Pay your tribute to the lovely garden where you're meeting your friends. Top off your outfit with a giant rose this year!Product DetailsTransforming into one of the most beautiful flowers around is easy with this gorgeous headband. The rose has two felt leaves and lovely distinct red petals. Simply slip it on your head and watch as your ensemble blooms!No Thorns Included They say that every rose has its thorn. That's actually not true with this lovely accessory. If you're looking to add a thorny touch to your flowery ensemble, that's up to you! Ready to bloom into action? You can easily find other looks to pair with this one! Check out the rest of our flower costumes. After all, a truly beautiful garden takes all types of blossoms!
Rollin' in ItYou know what they say about karma - no, not the cussing part. The part about how the energy you put out into the world comes back to you. Act unkind, and you'll see more unkindness than goodness in the people around you. On the other hand, if you strive to be generous, other people will be likely to treat you with the same consideration. Why not extend that idea to your piggybank? So what if you've eaten ramen five meals in a row? First, ramen is delicious. Second, all you need to do is send out some rich vibes and maybe you'll be swapping ramen for ratatouille! Or, you know. Whatever wealthyish food sounds good to you. Product DetailsPop tags and make it rain with this exclusive Gold Dollar Sign Costume Purse! The gold handbag is perfect for stuffing with $100 dollar bills - or your ID and some extra lipstick. A zippered closure on the top keeps your valuables safe. Filthy RichMake everyone think that you have more bling than you know what to do with! Go out on the town this Halloween in style, and then invite your friends over for ramen afterward.
marsupial wonderlandAustralia is a wonderland of cool, unique animals. It's really unfair, because it's one island in the middle of the ocean. They got the cool accents, gorgeous beaches, and a giant rock standing in the middle of nowhere that people drive to in hot sun just for fun, and they get the marsupials too! Wait, not all the marsupials, opossums are pretty much everywhere but they're basically rats with pouches -- no fun at all!product detailsSo, there's no way that human belly bags are going to become a thing. If you want to know what it would be like to hop through life with a marsupial pouch -- nay, in a marsupial pouch -- then you'll love dressing up in this Inflatable Kangaroo Carry Me Costume. The inflatable suit blows up in seconds but requires four AA batteries! Snag those and not only will you have extra storage in your abdominal area but you'll have some mighty powerful hips as well.ultimate utility pocketWe think most mammals could have used a marsupial pouch, including us humans. Imagine how handy that would be! Forget trying to stuff everything in your one carry on when you're boarding that plane. Just put your extra layer in your skin pouch. If it could carry a human child, it could definitely carry a long sleeved T-shirt. Never again would you be caught sneaking snacks into the theater. That's right, your Raisinets are tucked away in your belly bag! Sure, there might be some issues, like how could you get easy access to it? One thing is for sure, there would be a lot more zippers on shirts and crop tops would be more useful than ever.
A Prickly PredicamentPicture this. You find yourself stuck in the middle of the desert without food, water, or friends. What do you do? Tough question, isn't it? Well, here's what we'd do! First, you need to make friends with the locals. The desert is filled mostly with lizards, bugs, and snakes, so you're going to want to wear something that will make them feel at ease. If you can make them feel at ease with your presence, you should be able to strike up a casual conversation with a scorpion, who will definitely help you find water and shelter from the sun!That's why we recommend keeping this Cactus Headband handy at all times! Any time you randomly get lost in the desert, you can just pop this headband on and the desert critters are sure to warm up to you!Product DetailsThis simple headband comes with two small cactus-shaped ornaments on the top. Each one has a little flower on the side. Just place it on your head and you'll look right at home in the desert, ready to mingle with the local creatures... but maybe it's better if you don't follow our desert advice about trying to befriend scorpions in the wild and just use this as a cute hat to add to your costume instead!
Just the Lego Guy for the JobBatman can handle any task! Lord Business causing trouble in Bricksburg? He's ready to stop him. Is The Joker plotting some kind of nefarious scheme in Gotham City? Don't worry about it! Batman has it covered. Does Dick Grayson need a father figure and a fancy outfit? Yeah, Batman's good for that! What about when Queen Watevera Wa'Nabi needs a new hubby? Hey, Batman's ready to do it, especially if it means he can show up Superman! How about helping your child become the coolest Lego guy at the costume party? Oh yeah, Batman is all about that!With this Kid's Lego Movie 2 Batman Deluxe Costume, your child can transform into Lego's greatest superhero, Batman (despite whatever Superman might try to tell you).Product DetailsThis kid's costume is officially licensed from The Lego Movie 2. It comes with everything your child to become the blocky version of The Dark Knight. It starts with a foam tunic that's shaped like a Lego mini-figure body. It fits with a fastener in the back for easy fitting. The front of the tunic has Batman's suit printed on it, including a bright red Bat-symbol, a utility belt, and muscles! The matching pants have printed details and an elastic waistband for a comfortable fit. Of course, every superhero needs to protect their secret identity, which is why this costume comes with a mask! It's made out of molded plastic and fits with an elastic band. Finally, the finishing touch to this costume comes in the form a pair of mitts shaped like Lego hands. They have that classic horseshoe shape and fit over your child's hands like gloves. Put it all together and your child will be ready to face any villain around!Cooler Than SupermanIf your child is a huge fan of the Lego Movie, or if they love Batman, then this is the right costume for them! It's definitely much cooler than dressing up like Lego Superman!
Let's face it. The way things are going, humanity is going to keep advancing in technology and eventually create our own extinction. The robot takeover is only a matter of time! So before artificial intelligence conquers the world and enslaves mankind, take the time now to learn how to blend in with our soon to be metallic overlords. This Robot Mask Hat will be perfect for getting into the mindset of a bot!Add it to the rest of your robot costume and you'll be ready for the impending usurping humanity will bring upon itself. Besides getting the look down, you also have to become an expert at binary code and mathematical equations if you don't want to be found out by human-hunting androids! If you ever have trouble coming up with a quick answer just start yelling, “Error! Error! Does not compute. Error! Nonsequitur!” The other robots will think your circuits are frying and assume you must have a different primary function. Well, hopefully with this Robot Mask and your acting skills, you can infiltrate the AI before it's too late but, if not, enjoy surviving the apocalypse!
All Kinds of HumorJesters are an interesting character type. They can be all about slapstick and physical humor. Others are more about riddles and even have wise tidbits to share with their audience. But there is also the horror genre jester, whose jokes and maniacal humor are a danger to everyone around them. Take Harley Quinn, for instance, or even her companion The Joker. He might not wear a typical jester outfit, but he's got the same vibes. There's a lot of room for creativity in a jester's costume! You'll have a solid foundation piece in this Court Jester Plush Hat Black & White.Product DetailsThis black and white take on a jester hat is structured in the classic style of a historical "fool's cap." The hat has three offshoots, striped in black and white with some red lining. Each is shaped with foam and tipped with a small bell. Everyone will be able to hear your approach! The hat also features a diamond pattern around the base. On the inside, there is a size adjuster, so you can find the fit that most suits you. Are you going full slapstick? Or will your makeup be gory? It's up to you!
Don't Stop You NowWe wonder how stop signs became so recognizable. There is an apparent reason—we use them all of the time. But back in 1915, there were all sorts of versions of stop signs depending on what part of the country you lived in. Can you imagine trying to break at a yellow warning or yielding at an orange and black one? It must have been a nightmare. Luckily, in 1922, the American Association of Highway Officials, or AASHO, standardized the stop sign we know for the whole country.Okay, enough for the history lesson. You are here for a funny costume. Better yet, you're here for a sign costume. All signs are essential, but the stop sign easily has the most swag out of the bunch. If you want an exclusive adult costume that will give you some authority at the next car costume convention, check out this Stop Sign Costume for Adults, exclusively made by us.
Gentleman Wanted…for a harrowing journey. You’ll receive peanuts for wages and experience chilling darkness through the long months of autumn. You must be ready to provide constant entertainment to macabre audiences, project your voice with an eerie echo, direct all acts and eyes to proper stage. Earthly visits not guaranteed. Fame and recognition result from ultimate success. The living need not apply.Looks like the haunted circus is hiring again. It sounds like an interesting gig, but eternal employment isn’t really an option for the living. Plus, look at that last line, they don’t want anyone that’s not undead. You seem to really want to job though and we hate to deny anyone’s dreams. So, let’s see if we can help you land this once in a lifetime opportunity! If you’ve got the skills to lead the circus all you will need is the look to disguise your status as a living human.Product DetailsThis Skeleton Ringmaster Men’s Costume should do the trick! The costume will completely transform you into a member of the living-dead entertainment industry, starting with the realistic skeleton rib cage shirt, and matching skeleton pants and gloves.An adjustable gold vest features an intricate texture and 3 buttons to start the traditional ringmaster ensemble. The red velour jacket has black lapels and cuffs that are embellished with gold trim and a skull and filigree pattern. Golden buttons on either side of the lapels give the jacket an extra bit of flash. Complete the devilishly dapper costume with the included top hat and bow tie. Add in some of your favorite skeletal makeup and you're ready to spook any crowd!Spooky Star of the ShowAlright, this showstopping ensemble may not dupe any undead recruiters, but it does make an excellent Halloween look. Become the star of your own eerie circus spectacular, compete in a friendly costume contest, or join your kids for a night of trick-or-treating in this spooky Skeleton Ringmaster Costume for men!
Fearless Leader At work, you are the kind, compassionate, communicative boss for your staff. You take care to think through how your decisions will affect your employees, how to create a better work-life balance, how to increase benefits and distribute the workload more efficiently, and how to have epic office parties. Your team thinks you're the best boss ever — and you pretty much are. But it's fun to play pretend on Halloween. After all, why should kids get all the fun? That's why you're totally rocking this Women's Wicked Ringleader Costume, and imagining how different life would be if you ruled the roost in a different way. After all, it's pretty hard to do the right thing all the time, and it's a little thrilling to do the wicked thing...every once in a while. Have fun in your imaginary world tonight!Design & DetailsThis stunning look is worthy of the position of honor in the ring, seeing as it was crafted to perfection by our in-house costume team. Every attention has been paid to its details and design, from the golden braided trim to the matching cord fasteners. The costume is actually a one-piece dress styled to look like a tailcoat jacket and tank dress, with velvet construction and a top hat that helps you look larger than life and in charge of the circus. Back to RealitySteal the spotlight tonight and prepare to dazzle and delight. But just remember to hang up the whip (not included) and top hat before returning to work on Monday! It may send the wrong message to your staff.
Performer ExtraordinareDo you hear that? It’s the roar of the crowd, cheering for you! As you stand just outside the red-and-white tent flaps, you can hear them screaming for the ringmaster – that master of the circus, the king of all party-throwers! Amidst the many dazzling spectacles, the ringmaster is the figure that all eyes follow. Even the clowns on unicycles, the fearsome lions and tigers, the adorably plump trained seals, and the dizzying acrobats can’t compete with the ringmaster’s charisma. He plays the crowd like a grand piano, drawing on their excitement and their sense of wonder to produce a show like no one has ever seen before. That’s show business, baby!Design & DetailsDazzle and delight in your Spotlight Ringmaster Men’s Costume! Such an incredibly dashing entertainer needs an incredibly dashing costume, don’t you agree? We’ve got you covered. The 100 percent polyester satin red tailcoat pairs beautifully with the black trouser pants embellished with gold trim. The vest front features gold swirl brocade detail. Add the black top hat for the crowning touch (pardon our pun). Its red satin trim is as delightful as its collapsible design.Big Top Fun Long after the circus is over, everyone will still be talking about the incredible ringmaster! Whether partying with your friends or hosting a show to end all shows, you’ll be ready for anything in your Spotlight Ringmaster Men’s Costume.
You’re not just a blunt. This isn’t a private affair after work. This is an event. You’re the Big Doobie. The Blunt Master. This is a Super Bowl, New Year’s Eve, 4/20, Martin Luther King Jr. Day blunt. Five guys threw down on this thing and they still tapped out on it before it was done. It left the curtains smelling long after mom and dad got back in town. So don’t be surprised if you end up getting passed around a little while wearing this costume––it’s not chill to hang onto you for too long.You’re legal now in some states, baby! Probably not the best choice for chaperoning a second-grade Halloween party, but it might be a hit at Grandma’s retirement home bash––you know, chronic pain, memories of the 60s and all. You might want to avoid airports. But wear your beliefs loud and proud far away from any federal law enforcement in our blunt costume!This Big Doobie Costume is 100 polyester––not smokable! You’ll have to stitch some wraps together if you actually want a blunt this big. It has a polyester brown tunic with a burgundy band displaying the unsubtle Blunt Master logo. What’s Blunt Master? You is, brah! The costume has a lei of giant (polyester, sorry) marijuana leaves that attaches to the collar with Hook and Loop fastener. Again, not smokeable. We can’t help you on sourcing that. But walking around in this costume probably won’t hurt in hooking up with other lovers of the herb!
A Coveted RoleOne day, your kid races through the front door in what you initially think is panic. You know something is up, but the answer to your curiosity is not what you were expecting. With excitement befitting having learned the end of the school year has come early, your little one tells you they are going to be the sunflower in this school year's music program.Relief is your first response, having started at worry when your kiddo flew through the door. Pride follows, of course, knowing you'll get to watch your kiddo show their talents to the whole community. And then, in the back of your mind, a touch of nervousness creeps in. How do we get a costume for this?Hi! Have we been formally introduced? We're HalloweenCostumes.com and we're pretty good at helping get the kids ready for any themed-dress event. The school music program is no exception, and we just so happen to have a lovely little flower ensemble for your kiddo.Design & DetailsDesigned by our talented costume-makers, this Flower Hoodie is an easy and stylish way to get your little one ready for their big debut. Down to the veins on the flower's leaves, this costume is ready for the stage. With just 1 piece it'll be a breeze for your kiddo to get prepared for any flower event. Bright yellow petals are sewn into the hood and create a full bloom when worn. The body of the costume acts like a flower stem while the sleeves are made to look just like leaves. Our clever designers even added a slit in both leaf-sleeves to make sure your kiddo still has full use of their hands.Watch Them BlossomWhether they're on stage or out trick-or-treating, when your little one is dressed in this Flower Hoodie, we know you will get to see them blossom.
While we have plenty of respect for lifting weights in the gym, getting buff these days seems like a kind of boring activity compared to the weight lifting strategies of the strongmen of the past. For one, they focused on little muscles, like making sure their grip was intense by lifting heavy books with one finger at a time, doesn't sound like much but it sure would be an amusing activity to walk in on!A strong grip was more important to the retro lifters rather than the look of intense oily abs that seem to be so popular today. Men that weren't all that muscled looking, and showed their strength in weird ways like swinging three kegs of beer by their neck or lifting a 2,800 pound anchor. We're sure that's not great for your body. One of the most popular strongmen had his feat recreated in cartoons again and again. He caught a cannon ball with nothing but his chest and hands. It's an activity we really wouldn't recommend, the first time he did it he lost three fingers! Anyway, these days you don't have to catch a cannon ball or even lift a weight to become a notable strong man, all you need is this tatted up strong man costume! Perfect for the Halloween party or circus themed event, the main one piece striped suit of this ensemble will gain you instant respect in the weight lifting crowd. . . maybe. How would we know? We don't know all the weight lifters in the world but they'd probably like it! The tatted leggings and sleeves will make it look like you've been living that circus lifestyle. Pair the ensemble with an epic mustache and you'll make your mark on the Halloween scene. You won't even need to rip a phone book in half!
Evolving AudreyA few of our office staff take horticulture to the next level. Mere succulents at the desk aren't enough. Not one of them is satisfied with your average philodendron. Even a fully flowering cactus still leaves them a bit thorny. But, you know what they say about pet owners that end up looking a bit like their furry friends? Let's just say we couldn't have predicted what would have happened next. It started in Accounting. Audrey was looking just a bit green. (And then viny.) The good news is that there are zero office flies and the rest of the office plants are in full bloom! Product DetailsIf you've got a bit of a green thumb and want to help spread your love for plants to the rest of your friends, you can't go wrong with this Venus Flytrap Jawesome Hat! Pop your head through the bottom hole and into the elastic cap on the top of this unique costume hat. The whole thing is designed to look like a real-to-live man-eating plant! Thanks to the felt teeth and curly vines, you'll be all smiles.Greens for DinnerWhen you give a planter twist to your style thanks to this Jawesome Hat, you'll be one with vegetation everywhere. The only question is whether snacking on broccoli is a moral quandary. We doubt anybody will argue with what kind of diet you have when they get a look at your toothy grin, though!
Masters of MarketingPeople have been using outdoor advertising to sell their wares and services since ancient times. Egyptians started marketing off by carving hieroglyphs into steel. And while handbills and printed ads dappled the streets from the B.C.s through the 1700s, advertising hit a new level when the automobiles were invented. That's right, billboards were invented almost as soon as cars hit the road! After that advertising exploded with hot air balloons, electric signs, and of course, the radio. But road trip advertising changed forever after the wacky, inflatable tube man hit the car lot scene in the nineties! Before that, it was all signs and lights. Now, there was a brightly colored dancing giant, beckoning bored passengers to look at his wares. The evolution of advertising has been a wild road, but it's all been worth it to witness the antics of this legendary advertising schtick!Design & DetailsThis red inflatable costume is hilarious and ready to party. Made by Us, you'll like the details that both make this costume stand out and make sure your costume weathers all sorts of Halloween events. The suit zip up the back, with a fan attached next to the opening for easy access to the controls. The face has a wide smoky panel for a smile, allowing you limited vision without interrupting the disguise. Running on batteries, this costume is a catchy advertisement for your Halloween antics!Dance floor ReadyWhen you're heading out to a costume party, taking the dance floor into account is key. After all, the dance floor is the best part of plenty of parties! You won't have to come up with a specific kind of dance when you slip into this costume, just look at video clips of the original wacky inflatable man and you'll be ready to groove!
The Secret Saguaro StarCue the country western scene. A cowboy is striding out of a saloon, pistol at his hip. He's ready to confront the evil stagecoach robbers, who coincidentally are also the cattle rustlers who have been stealing the local ranchers' prize cattle herds. He stands in the middle of the street, squinting into the hot sun, and sees a... palm tree on the horizon. No, that can't be right. That doesn't create the same atmosphere at all. Someone find a cactus! Product DetailsBe a desert wonder when you wear this exclusive Kids Cactus Cutie Costume! The green corduroy jumpsuit zips up the front and is sewn all over with white yarn tufts that mimic the look of cactus spikes while still allowing you to sit down without injuring yourself. Its attached mitts can be flipped back to free your hands, and elastic at the ankle cuffs keep you snug and comfy. The costume's attached hood is lined on the inside and also sewn with yarn "spikes." The Wild West Wonder Yes, cowboys and other Western phenomena are awesome, but let's talk about cacti for a minute. Besides the fact that it has a super cool-sounding plural form, a cactus has literal spines. on. its. body. How amazing would that be? Plus, it can go for a really long time without needing a drink, which is a handy talent and kind of a low-key superpower if you think about it. And of course, just the sight of one puts you in the mood for a desert vacation.
Some little girls want to dress as princesses all day. They want the tiaras, and the fancy dresses, and the clackety heals. Some want to be cops just like their dads. They chase the dog around, trying to arrest the “bad guy”. And some little girls just want to be as color full as they can.Your little girl is the kind that loves everything colorful. The kind that tries to wear every color of the rainbow every day. Blue leggings with a yellow and blue polka dot skirt. She even threw a purple feather boa. She truly did look like a walking, talking rainbow. But all that didn’t prepare you for her excitement when you took her to the circus for the first time, and she saw the colorful, goofy clowns.She demanded that day, and every day after that, to be dressed like the energetic clowns that came pouring out to the main stage. This Child Big Top Fun Clown Costume is just the thing she would choose to wear herself. It has all of the colors she demands in her daily outfits. She will get to dance around, twirling her vibrant skirt. She really will be as colorful as a rainbow. And this way, you won’t have to wash all of her clothes every few days because she decided to put the all on at the same time. No, this is a skirt, shirt, and hat combo, making it easy for her to have the color but not for you to have the laundry!
You'll make tons do a double take when you wear this Nerd Pixel Acccessory Kit. You know what they say: true nerds see everything in pixels! Add this unique kit to your nerd costume to make it stand out!
New Hero on the BlockGotham City needs a new kind of hero. The bad guys have run amok on the city and the good citizens a new kind of hero to protect them. Someone with expert martial arts skills. Someone with a ton of gadgets to foil evil plans. Someone that's a bit... on the blocky side. Yes, we're talking about the one and only superhero, Lego Batman!Wait? What's that? He's busy hanging out with Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi? Well, someone has to take his place in Gotham City or the villains will overrun the whole place! Hey, we bet your toddler would make a pretty good Lego Batman. After all, he already has some pretty advanced bad guy-fighting moves, so all he really needs is this Lego Movie 2 Batman Costume to help give him that blocky look!Product DetailsThis toddler costume is officially licensed from Lego Movie 2. It starts with a polyfoam tunic that fits with a hook and loop fastener for fitting. The blocky tunic has Lego Batman's suit printed on the front, complete with his bright red symbol on the chest. The costume also comes with a black cape that attaches to the tunic at the shoulders. Of course, every great superhero needs a mask to hide their secret identity, and this costume comes with a molded plastic mask that's shaped like Lego Batman's face. It fits with an elastic band around the back of the head for a snug fit. Finally, the costume comes with a pair of mitts to help give your child the horseshoe-shaped hands of a Lego guy. Put it all together and your child will be ready to battle against the villains of Gotham City!Blocky Shoes to FillIf your toddler is ready to step into the blocky shoes of their favorite character from the Lego Movie, then this Lego Batman is the perfect outfit for them!
Not only will you and your two pals be a hit at a party, but just imagine how many potential decisions you can help make in this Rock Paper Scissors Adult Costume! Are your friends deciding who has to take out the trash at the end of their house party? Inspire them to Rock, Paper, Scissors for it! Is your crew deciding who will call the rideshare? Rock, Paper, Scissors, you tell them! It's a simple game, and an ancient one. It’s the game everyone claims to be “amazing” at. What’s your strategy? Do you always throw rock? Do you tend to lay down paper until it “feels right” to switch to scissors? Don’t give away your secrets! Instead, you three should Rock, Paper, Scissors your way through the night and inspire others to do the same. Hey, maybe you picked this costume via a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors...that’s great! We applaud you.This group look is so quick and easy, you can wear the costume pieces over your ordinary clothes. The Rock and Paper have shoulder straps and waist ties, while the Scissors slips right over your head! Maybe you three ought to Rock, Paper, Scissors over who will be which look. And if you don’t get your first choice, you can always go best two out of three. Now that is one costume solution that sounds like a win-win-win.
Riding a gorilla to a party is something most of us think we'll never do in our lives, but we'd be wrong! It's something anyone can do... including you! All you need is this Adult Ride on Monkey Costume! It's one of these fantastic double-take costumes that everyone will try to figure out. We recommend staying in character through the whole thing. This Monkey? Owes you a life debt. Name is Chippers. He's going to carry you around for the rest of your life, and all you have to do is give him a banana a couple times of day. It's win-win!
Mouthing OffWelcome to the eating Olympics! Where mouths come together to see who's the best at chomping down food. The busy schedule unfurls as follows. At eight o'clock, spectators can choose between watching the gum-chewing competition on the field or overdone steak gnawing in the cafeteria. After a break for mouthwash and relaxing, the competition will take off again at noon for competitive taffy and jerky eating. Once the chewy foods are done, competing teeth will take part in both crispy and crunchy specialties for a truly edge-of-your-seat experience. Our teeth go through a lot every day. They dig into all sorts of textures and foods, and they do a great job! If you want to go above and beyond brushing and flossing, pay your teeth some extra respect when you throw on a tooth costume for your next themed outing!Design & DetailsThis toothsome costume is simple to throw on and is simple enough for all sorts of events from parades to parties. Simply throw the foam-backed over your own clothes and zip up the back, and you'll be ready to go! The shoulders can be stuffed with lightweight material such as tissue or plastic grocery bags for a well-rounded molar shape. Pair up with a tooth fairy or a tube of toothpaste to make this a group costume to remember!A Mile of SmileAre you ready to celebrate the chompers that work so hard to keep you well-fed? This costume is the perfect way to show them that you care. Now, we can't promise that this will stop your teeth from getting any cavities. Halloween can be pretty crazy when it comes to the candy overload. Tooth care is up to you but we're not worried because now that you know how it feels to become part of the mouth, we know you'll take care of your teeth. Now, how about a smile?
She swings through the air…What’s your favorite part about going to the circus? Is it the elephants with their neat tricks? The funny clowns spilling out of that tiny car to pull off so many hilarious pranks? The thrilling lion tamer and his ferocious lions? If you’re like us, it’s got to be the amazing acrobats! These aerial daredevils do tricks that make our heads spin and our hearts pounds, whether they’re catching each other mid-air or walking along a tightrope high above our heads. We know that if we joined the circus, that’s what we’d want to be!Unfortunately, we’re just not quite coordinated enough to be world-class acrobats. If we tried, we’d definitely plummet to the ground if there was no safety net. (We don’t think we’d even risk it if there was a net anyway!) We can’t even cross a tightrope two inches off the ground, let alone 50 feet!Product detailsIf you’re hopelessly ungraceful like we are, never fear! You can still feel like an authentic acrobat in this Women's Majestic Trapeze Artist Costume. This beautiful pale purple costume is exactly what you need for any aerial feats… or just looking good while your feet are still firmly planted on the ground. The leg holes are stylishly ruffled, and there are matching ruffled arm bands to go with. There’s also lovely lace trim down the front for that extra flair.…with the greatest of ease!Next time you have the urge to live out your high top dreams but are prudent enough to stay on the ground, slip into this Women's Majestic Trapeze Artist Costume. You might not be able to do all the flips and sumersaults that real aerial stars can do, but you’ll definitely feel like a real acrobat whenever you’re wearing this costume!
Peak Humor People can talk all they like about comedy sketches, stand-up routines, and satire essays. Snore. Actually, those are fine, but the truth is that they can't compare to the classics. And by "classics," we mean an oversized plastic nose that honks when you squeeze it. That's real comedy. Product DetailsClown around all you want in this exclusive Honking Clown Nose Accessory! The large red rubber nose comes to a rounded tip and secures around your head with an elastic band. Squeeze the end of the nose to hear it give a loud honk! The unisex style fits most sizes. Silly CircusThere's no doubt that you're the good type of clown if you've got a fun nose like this one! An evil clown could probably wear one, but his scare factor would go down by a lot once people heard that goofy squeaking sound. He'd get much more laughter than screams!