Child's Sinister Jester Costume
1239392539$34.99
Sometimes life gives you lemons. And some people seem to think that happiness is a big old pile of money, so they’ll tell you that times like these are perfect for opening a chain of lemonade stands. But at your age, it can be really tough to get a corporate empire off the ground—let alone file the appropriate paperwork. Don’t worry, though: you could always turn the tables just by dressing in a terrifying Child’s Sinister Jester Costume like this!You hear that, everybody? The joke’s on you! Nobody gets to tell us what to do with an unforeseen surplus of citrus! Now you’re going to have to put up with our corniest, most groan-inducing jokes until we’re sure you've had your daily dose of Vitamin C. And in case it’s been a while since you reviewed the latest dietary guidelines, you need a lot of it! So we could be here a while. Especially since knock-knock jokes aren’t exactly packed with nutrition! Mua-ha-ha!Wow, maybe we should look into a couple of these costumes for ourselves. Who knew that wearing a black-and-red jester suit with a nefarious skull mask could be so cathartic? And who knew that we had all that rage underneath our characteristic playfulness and optimism? Not us! But we’ll sort that out later: right now, we’ve got to make sure you get one of these awesome outfits. They look great, and they’ll really put you in touch with your inner chaotic prankster!
Mrs / Mr Potato Head Costume
1229113248$54.99
Resting Potato Face We've all been in situations where our inner expression looked a lot different than our outer expression, right? Maybe we were in a solemn situation and felt the urge to giggle, or had to sit with a polite smile while Uncle Bob told us his favorite fishing story for the one hundred and seventy-seventh time. Potato heads are under no such obligation to be polite. They can wear whatever expressions we want them to wear. Lucky spuds! Product DetailsPut your best face forward with this officially licensed Mrs/Mr Potato Head Adult Costume! The outfit includes a sleeveless, foam-backed tunic made of brown polyester interlock-knit fabric. It fastens at the back and is roomy enough to wear over your preferred lightweight outfit. Fabric ears are sewn to each side of the tunic, but the other facial parts can be swapped around on the tunic as desired. The "female" set includes eyes with purple eyelashes, an oval nose, red lips, and a yellow flowered hat, while the "male" set includes round eyes, a red nose, a black mustache, and a toothy smile. DIY Cosmetic Surgery Have you ever gotten the urge to dramatically switch up your look, but didn't want to pay for the procedure? Now you can try swapping out noses, eyes, and even facial hair without having to worry about making a permanent change. Better yet, get a friend to dress up as a second Potato Head and swap accessories with them for even more hilarity! How would a cute floppy hat look with the mustache option? We're about to find out!
Kid's Evil Jester Costume
1213231770$29.99
Jesters are fun, right?! They're like if someone took a clown, an acrobat, and a stand up comedian, and squished them together into a one-man party starter. What if a little “evil” got mixed in there, too? We don't want to think about how spooky that would be, but your kid can dress up in this Evil Jester Costume and spread some scares instead of laughs!Being an evil jester takes more than just a freaky outfit and mask. It takes a mischievous attitude, and a real sense of what gives people the heebie jeebies. Your little scare-er can't expect to have everyone's hair standing on end on their first day. Like anything worth doing right, it's going to take practice. But, evil jesters are more than just scary, otherwise they would just be regular old monsters. They also have to be kinda funny, like they creep people out while making them laugh nervously as they back away. That's the really tough part of being a scary trickster. We can't think of a good example of this (like we said before, we don't like thinking about how spooky they are) but once your kid is dressed up in this costume, we bet they'll figure out the perfect balance between silly and scary in no time.This costume is sure to add the right vibe to your little one's creepy court jester routine. The black and red colors on the outfit seem innocent enough, but one look at the devilish skull mask will make everyone nervous about their next trick. Will they do a juggling act, or tell a joke, or something much more sinister? Whatever it is, it'll be a scream!
Halter Money Print Women's Jumpsuit
1265314631$49.99
The Money SuitHave you ever thought about making an entire outfit out of dollar bills? We have. It seems like such a boss move, so we looked into making a halter jumpsuit out of real dollar bills. If you use Benjamins, it's going to cost a pretty penny. Also, dollar bills are not exactly the most comfortable fabric out there. That's why we decided to find something that's a little more wallet-friendly and comfortable to wear!This Women's Halter Money Print Jumpsuit is a spandex blend jumpsuit that gives you the high-style effect of a money suit, with added comfort for anyone looking to make a boss move at their next costume party.Product DetailsThis step-in jumpsuit is made out of a stretch-knit fabric that helps provide a form fit. It comes with a halter-style top that ties at the back of the neck. The jumpsuit has an all-over print of U.S. paper currency, which includes 20 dollar bills, 50 dollar bills, and 100 dollar bills! That means Jackson, Grant, and Franklin will be with you as strut your stuff!We recommend pairing this costume up with some of our dollar sign costume jewelry, as pictured in the image!
Toddler Blue Crayola Crayon Costume Dress
1273511039$34.99
Captivating Color Of all the crayons in the coloring set, blue might just get the biggest workout of all! It creates a swath of sky on a piece of blank paper, doodles ocean waves crashing against a beach, sketches a midnight mermaid's scaly tail, forms lucious-looking berries, and designs gorgeous princess gowns. It's a big job to be a blue crayon, since blue is one of the most popular colors in the whole world! Product DetailsYour child can begin her artistic Blue Period when she's wearing her exclusive, officially licensed Blue Crayola Crayon Costume Dress for Toddlers! The knee-length dress fastens at the back and features a sleeveless bodice made of stretch-knit polyester. The chest is printed with squiggly black designs reminiscent of a crayon's wrapper and the torso is decorated with a vertical Crayola logo. The skirt is made of two-tone blue fabric and printed with crayon wrapper designs around the hips. The matching fabric-covered headband is topped with an attached hat shaped like the tip of a crayon. Singing the Blues "Feeling blue" doesn't have to be a bad thing. Blue evokes calm, relaxation, and endless vacation. Dressed as a blue crayon, your little one may feel inspired to choose only blue trick-or-treat candy for Halloween, which would be a super fun scavenger hunt. Everyone knows that blue cotton candy lollipops are delicious, as are blue raspberry hard candies and blueberry taffy. If she chooses this challenge, it won't be her dress alone that's blue: Her tongue will be too!
Kid's Black Skin Suit Costume
1235914539$24.99
If you are looking for a versatile costume for your kiddo this Halloween, then you need not look any further. Check out this Child Black Skin Suit! It will be perfect for multiple costumes.For starters, your kiddo can dress up as the dark. What’s more terrifying than pure darkness? Maybe your little one isn’t interested in scaring people this Halloween. Maybe he’s more of the heroic type. Well, then grab him an awesome hooded cape and he can run around as a crime-fighting vigilante. Even the vilest of villains will be afraid of the dark when it starts fighting back!Of course, your little one could also go down the funny route with this skin suit. Grab him a couple of zany accessories to wear, like a goofy wig, a silly tutu, an awesome pair of light up shoes, and a random assortment of glow sticks, for example. In the right light (that being pretty much no light) it will look as if some ludicrous paranormal activity is afoot! Grab this Black Skin Suit for your kiddo and let the Halloween fun begin!
Lego Blue Brick Child Costume
1216680846$39.99
Think Outside the BrickIsn't it strange? Lego has spent the last few decades teaching children how to use their brain just by letting them play. By snapping those magical little bricks together, kids get to bring the pictures in their head to life. They can make abstract art, or they can become avant-garde little architects using them. The unassuming toy effectively shows youngsters how to think outside of the box. What's so strange about that? Well, the strange part about it is that most Legos are shaped like a box, oddly enough.Well, maybe it's time to think outside the box on other things too! You can apply that same line of thinking to costumes this year. Instead of transforming your child into a pirate, or a knight (the two most common Lego mini-figures), you could turn your child into something a little more creative. You can dress your child up as infinite possibilities! That's exactly what this Lego Brick costume for kids is all about.Product DetailsNow your child can become the building block of a fun time. This child Lego costume transforms your child to the iconic Lego brick. It comes with a foam tunic-style top that's shaped like the classic 2 by 4 piece. It has printed studs in the front, along with openings in the top and along the sides for your child's arms. Of course, the best part about this costume is that your child can wear his or her favorite clothes on underneath, so changing in and out of this costume will be a breeze.Not Just for KidsWere you a Lego fan as a kid, too? Well then, you're in luck! You can join your child in one of our adult Lego costumes. Then, you can be the duo that represents thinking outside the box. It might even help "build" a stronger bond with your child by dressing up as your favorite toy together.
Girl's Science Nerd Costume
1236263629$39.99
Total Cutie PiYour kiddo is gaga for geothermal energy. She's a whiz at robotics. She flips for physics. And her chemistry sets outnumber her dolls by the dozens. Your little brainiac can't get enough of the scientific world, and she is ready to show everyone she meets this Halloween just how happy is she is to be a "science nerd!" Cool! We love a gal who knows who she is, what she likes, and who doesn't apologize for it. That's why we think this Girl's Science Nerd Costume is too cute for your brilliant little kiddo. Because pretty soon, she is bound to become a powerful, smart, genius and head some cool engineering firm or design the world's first water system on the moon. So, better get on her good side now — she's gonna rule the world someday!Design & DetailsThe irony of this costume is there is truly nothing "nerdy" about it! It's cool as can be, from the darling details and careful craftsmanship achieved by our fabulous in-house design team. The dress is styled to look like a retro top and pink plaid jumper, complete with a science pun on the front, as well as pleats, a collar, and a matching bow at the neck. Add some super-cool kicks, a pair of too-big glasses, and maybe a beaker or test tube for a fantastically smart look!Science Fair FlairEven after Halloween has passed, your brainiac will find fun ways to wear this look. Maybe she'll sport it at the science fair to claim her first place ribbon, or to celebrate Pi Day her way!
Men's Plus Size Ringmaster Costume
1213245274$59.99
P. T. Barnum build a legendary circus, but does anyone remember Bailey's name when it comes to Barnum & Bailey? Nope! Why not? James Anthony Bailey (That was his name, by the way. Good ol' J. A. Bailey, although it doesn't have the ring of P. T. Barnum, we admit) was at least half of Barnum & Bailey's Circus. Then you've got the Ringling Brothers, who teamed up with Barnum & Bailey to form the greatest show on earth. But do you know any of their names? Of course not. You're too busy enjoying the incredible circus! You wouldn't even know how many brothers there were (There were seven brothers, although only five of the brothers worked to build the circus together).So what we're saying is, when you decide to become the Ringmaster of the greatest show on earth, you're going to want to make sure you've got a memorable name. How about... P. T. Barnling? Or Ringling Barnbros? Okay those could use some work. But listen, you're the entertainer, not us! You come up with the unforgettable name. In the meantime, you can practice your image and showmanship in this gorgeous Ringmaster costume. You'll also probably need to fend of some lions and command and elephant to stand on two legs. Classic Ringmaster stuff, if you're up for it. Just don't lose your top hat thinking up that name. It'll come to you as naturally as your skills as a Ringmaster. You're a part of the circus now, friend. Give them a show to write home about (or tweet about. Might get more buzz by tweeting).Note: We are not responsible for any elephant, lion, or trapeze attacks while wearing this costume.
Prestige Kids Batman Lego Movie 2 Costume
1235918430$79.99
Na na na na na na na na na, Lego!Uh oh, the Joker is at it again! He wants to destroy Gotham and take down Batman in one fell swoop. What is Batman going to do? Lego Movie 2 asks that question and answers it as the suspenseful but silly story careens to its conclusion. Spoiler: Batman is victorious because, well, he's Batman. No wonder your kid adores him so much! Don't worry, though, this Lego won't murder your foot if you happen to step on it! The Lego Movie 2 Kids Batman Prestige Costume has all the sweet details of Batman's special look in the film. Product DetailsWhat makes this suit so spectacularly blocky is foam, foam, foam! Foam forms Batman's "pants" in this tunic, and the torso of the tunic is padded as well. Even the hands are foam! Your child may not have thumbs in this costume, but they can still hold their Halloween bucket in these foam claws! (Don't worry, the hands are detachable if your child wants to keep their thumbs.) The cape is detachable, making it easier for the wearer to climb into the suit. The plastic mask has an elastic band to secure it, so your child can scowl at people, Batman style, all evening. Go Save Your City!Quick, Batman—your town needs you! This Halloween, hordes of candies are going to try to take over the neighborhood. If you don't run around to all of the houses and collect some candy, the sweets will multiply and take over, so that we can't eat them anymore! It is your duty to protect your fellow citizens and trick or treat for all of the Snickers, Smarties, and Reese's Pieces your heroic bag can carry. Don't worry, folks! Lego Batman is here to save the day.
Plus Size Authentic Ron Burgundy Suit Costume for Men
1213245096$179.99
You can be a man. Discover the wheel, and build the Eiffel tower out of metal and brawn. But above all, be an anchorman! You can take the helm of Channel 4's news team when you suit up in this authentic Ron Burgundy costume. With the panache and bravado of the iconic 70s broadcaster, there's only going to be one phrase on your lips... stay classy, San Diego! This exclusive costume has all of the authentic details from Anchorman The Legend of Ron Burgundy, and with included wig and mustache, you'll look so good that you will even fool Baxter. Don't act like you're not impressed.
Old Man Costume for Men
1213234298$19.99
Acting Your AgeAge is a crazy thing. Sometimes it seems to all go by so fast. Other times it seems like you've been the same age for forever! And the whole time, you're expected to act your age. What if you don't want to? What if you want to sit in the park and grump about how today's youth has no respect. What if you want to order off the senior menu, knowing that their gravy has a lower sodium content? What if you want to fall asleep listening to a baseball game on the radio. You might be in the prime of your life but that doesn't mean you shouldn't have your own chair that no one else is allowed to sit in. Other people might look back and dream about their youth. Others might try to live in the now. You know better. You know that the best life is a senior life. Why else would they call them your golden years?Product DetailsThis old man costume will make all those years tick by in an instant! Simply throw on the one-piece mask and old man sweater and you'll feel ancient in an instant. The front of the sweater is printed with a lapel and tie so it'll be a little schmancy for looking good in the senior home. A Host of ActivitiesAre you ready to relax in the park in elderly style? Now, you might need to brush up on your Chess or Backgammon but this is sure to be a true delight! Pair this costume with an inflatable walker or a prop cane to really bring your look home. And when Halloween is over you can reuse the look. Show up to your next birthday party with an elderly look. Use it when you're feeling tired. Break it out when your friend shows up on hour late to show that you've been waiting forever. Turns out, aging early is the answer!
Women's Green Crayola Crayon Costume
1272485007$39.99
Cray-ving Some Arts and CraftsThese days, there isn’t much of the day that is apportioned to arts and crafts. When we were in elementary school, the teachers always made sure we had sufficient time to practice artistic endeavors. Nowadays, it is just lot of the same thing every day.That is why this is such an important costume. Of all the ways you can protest the lack of arts and crafts time at jobs today, this is no doubt one of the most effective and creative. That’s a pretty good start!Product DetailsMaking sure you are dressed right for any occasion is very important, which is why we recommend setting yourself up right with this Women's Green Crayola Crayon Costume. This “Made By Us” costume was put together by our hard working and careful artisans, so you will feel good about wearing this for years to come. The included dress and hat make you look just like the waxy writing utensil that we all used for years and then never again. The nostalgia factor is high with this costume! The flattering and fun green color is definitely the best choice for a crayon costume, since there are so many possibilities for accessories. This costume is fun, cute, and creative, and we are sure you will love it!Green with EnvyIf you are searching for the perfect way to look classic and original, then you are in the right place. You will feel like a winner in this cool and comfortable costume. Just make sure you think of three or four really good green puns before you go out!
Costume Headsock
1272078506$2.99
Sock TalkLet's talk socks. Some people aren't a fan of socks. We think those people are crazy! They're cozy, they make it easier to wear shoes, and you can get them in all sorts of different designs. We love socks. In fact, we've been thinking that maybe your feet aren't the only part of your body that might enjoy wearing a sock. Like, what about your head? We decided to investigate.We started out with a normal sock, designed for a foot. To make a long story short, don't trying wearing a normal sock on your head (really, don't try it at home)! Then, we found out about this Black Costume Headsock! It might not actually be as cozy as a traditional pair of socks for your feet, but it definitely gets the job done!Product DetailsThis black headsock is a pretty simple design. It's made out of a polyester material that stretches to fit most adults and it even has an elastic band around the bottom. When you have it on your head, the headsock allows for vision, but your vision may be limited, so take caution while wearing it! You can wear this with a variety of different costumes
Adult Inflatable Giant Squid Costume
1267843869$79.99
Wave 'Em Like You Don't CareGiant squids probably love hip-hop concerts. Why? Well, just about every single one we've ever been to, one of the MCs always tells the crowd to put their hands up in the air... and in some instances, like you just don't care. This is an occasion that a giant squid is well prepared for. They have eight, count 'em, EIGHT tentacles, which are basically just hands that work better underwater. It's too bad they don't hold any hip-hop concerts 20,000 leagues under the sea...Well, maybe we can't bring a concert to the giant squids out there, but perhaps you can bring the squid to a concert when you dress up in this Inflatable Giant Squid Costume for adults!Product DetailsThis cephalopod-style costume will have you feeling like a critter from the depths of the ocean with a ton of arms! This costume comes with a windbreaker-style bodysuit. The zipper is conveniently located on the inside of the costume, making it easy for the wearer to open and close it themselves! Elastic in the feet, neck, and upper arms all help keep an airtight seal. The costume comes with 2 fans built into the costume. With the flip of a switch, the fans will inflate the costume within minutes! The fans keep the suit inflated while you party it up as one suave squid. The fans use AA batteries to operate, but can also be powered by a USB power source (not included). The costume also comes with a set of cords that let you control all of the tentacles and you can wave them around like you just don't care!Ocean ArmsWhether you want to terrorized submarines in the ocean... or you just want to be the squid with the most arms at the next concert, this costume is the best way to do it!
Miss Mischief the Clown Costume
1316564802$39.99
If You've Got It, Haunt ItOh, why hello there. Don't mind us, we're just all dressed up in this tantalizingly terrifying costume, haunting your dreams. What? You said you wanted to be a clown for Halloween! Oh, you meant the orange-haired, red-nosed, oversized-shoe type? Well, have you considered going another route?Because this Miss Mischief the Clown Costume for Women is circus-chic meets dark fantasy, in the best possible way. A bit tasteful, a bit twisted, and a whole lot of fun to wear, this unique spin on a classic will leave the whole party whispering in your wake. The most delightful aspect of this look is making up the backstory for your irksome character—are you a clown escaped from an institution? Are you a fabulous vintage star performer letting loose for a night? Are you a secret killer clown, dressed up in a fabulous frock? Make up your mind, make up your face, and then make your way out into the world, to haunt the psyches of all you meet. The mischief is yours for the making!Product DetailsThis costume is a show stopper, whether you take it in a dark direction or not! It's an easy-to-wear pullover dress with an attached petticoat, for flare and drama, instantly! The ruffled collar attaches at the neck and gives the look an eerily youthful presence, as do the striped, thigh-high stockings. Style your hair in pigtails or rock a coordinated wig, and make sure to pick up a makeup kit that can top off your look—as a clown, your face is your most powerful (and terrifying) storytelling tool!Back to RealityWhen it's time to hang up your petticoat, tuck this costume away for another year's festivities. Or, you may decide you enjoy the dark side so much, that this getup is bound to become a regular wardrobe staple. We're not here to judge, but...uh...we're also obligated to remind you to keep the mischief in check; this costume is known to spark unpredictable behavior!
Inflatable Guitar Prop
1305591899$5.99
Rock or BustEvery rock star needs two things besides raw talent: A great look and a great instrument. You already have the outfit covered with your flashy costume choice, and this prop will do the rest. Unlike a real guitar, you don't even need to know how to play.Product DetailsWow your fans with this exclusive Prop Guitar Inflatable! Made of sturdy vinyl PVC material, the accessory inflates to approximately thirty-four inches long. The "body" is a bright blue and printed with bridge, strings and pickups graphics, while the "neck" and "headstock" are black and printed with strings, fretstock, and tuning peg graphics. Instant ConcertA real guitar can be an unweildy prop, but this inflatable guitar starts a party no matter where you are. You'll have to do the sound effects yourself, which is no big deal for a seasoned star like you. Besides, if you get carried away and try to smash your axe, it probably won't be wrecked.
Toddler's Blue Crayon Costume
1213234893$34.99
Case of the BluesIf your toddler could make it happen, everything in your house would be blue. In fact, they’d probably make sure everything surrounding your home was blue as well. At restaurants when they’re given the little pack of crayons and paper placemat, they refuse to use any color but the blue—no blue, better replace the crayon pack. Playing I-spy on road trips, they call your attention to the sky or take their time waiting for a (even vaguely) blue car to pass. Your toddler’s favorite outfit is a pair of navy pants with faded knees and a bright blue knit sweater that is just about past fitting their growing shoulders—pair it with over-worn blue socks and they’re day is made! To say they’re going through a blue period became an even crazier understatement when they came to you asking to be blue for Halloween—not an animal, monster, or superhero, but a color.Product DetailsMake your little one’s dreams come true with this Toddler Blue Crayon Costume! The two-piece ensemble starts with a bright blue tunic featuring screen printed details that resemble the colored crayon you toddler can’t get enough of. Its loose fit and wide arm openings offer plenty of space to wear warm layers underneath. The costume is polished off with an included cone-shaped hat gives the costume the familiar crayon shape. Whether they paint the neighborhood blue while trick-or-treating or color while dressed like their favorite color, this outfit is sure to delight!Livin' in a Blue WorldEvery child seems to go through a phase where they want their house, future car, clothing, and even their pets to be the same color. And while it’s a great color, not everything comes in a natural shade of blue. But, you can grant them at least one of their blue world wishes with this Toddler Blue Crayon Costume!
Adult Pinata Party Costume
1213240964$39.99
Pinata PartyWe’re not asking any longer! Piñatas may have been made to hold loads of candy and to entertain at parties, but they deserve so much more than a good whack with a bat. And so, without further ado, we demand treatment of these majestic creatures be improved. After spending years suspended on walls at party supply stores, waiting for their turn to show how much candy they can store and consequently dish out under those colorful fringes. Luckily, the love for piñatas and support for their rights has grown, though it still lags well behind unicorns. These vibrant, exotic souls have been given a greater variety of opportunities to show off their talents: like in this sweet Adults Party Piñata Costume!Design & DetailsGive life to the beloved party animals by slipping into this on Halloween or whatever costume occasion you find nearing. The hooded jumpsuit features a cool 3D-looking design with all the colors of a real piñata. Whether you need a pick-me-up piece of candy or a playful way to colorize your wardrobe, this fun jumpsuit will do the trick. And because it’s a Made By Us exclusive, you know that our in-house team designed and crafted the costume with care and love in every stitch.Filled with SweetnessPair it with a fun-colored pair of kicks and a bat and you’ll be properly accessorized and ready to fend off attackers. As long as you don’t get your sugar rush too late in the afternoon, you should sleep easy with this in mind. So do you want to show the world how versatile a piñata can be? Or do you simply crave the spotlight? No one can ignore a piñata, you know. The piñata population everywhere will really appreciate your support. Know what that means? Well, word on the street is that a piñata always rewards its supporters by showering them with more than their fill of sweet treats.
Tacky Traveler Adult Costume
1305472822$34.99
Trip of a LifetimeWe don't know about you, but we could use a vacation. This year especially. Just imagine yourself sunning on a beach somewhere, drink in hand, watching the waves roll in. Or maybe your style is more adventurous, with outings to cultural sites, restaurants, and markets. Either way, we're guessing your style isn't the same at this Adult Tacky Traveler Costume, which is what makes it so much fun! In it, you can channel those vacay vibes with hilarious humor. So go ahead and set up your Halloween party to match the style of this uncool costume — blend up a pitcher of daiquiris, set out beach chairs for your guests, light a few tiki torches, and require socks and sandals — it's your party, and you'll cry (laughing) if you want to. Now, which way to the buffet?Design & DetailsThis is a clever jumpsuit, designed to look like a tank top, shorts, and button-down shirt. Talk about an easy travel piece! The white tank says "Which Way to the Buffet?" and the oversized shorts pair perfectly with the shirt's bold floral print. For footwear, we suggest the aforementioned winning combo of socks and sandals, or perfectly polished athletic shoes with tube socks. Add a straw hat and the accessories of your choice — sunglasses, tiki glasses, cameras, and passport pouches are all great picks. Happy TravelerAh, now wasn't that vacation simply perfect? Who cares who you offended along the way by talking too loudly in English or ordering a burger and fries everywhere you went? That tacky trip was just what you needed to unwind. Don't forget to make your friends look at all 332 of your photos when you get back!
Inflatable Kids Pink Unicorn Costume
1265318334$49.99
A True UnicornWe hear about a LOT of kiddos around here. But we have to hand it to you, your child truly sounds too good to be true! We've heard all about your little one's altruistic efforts, their selfless acts, and their love of a tidy room. We hear your child loves to babysit their little brother (for free!), hates screen time, and helps you in the garden, sous chefs as you cook, and does the laundry. We've even heard a rumor that your little one loves going to the dentist!Before we beg you for your secret, let's just say: your child is a unicorn. Children like yours simply don't exist. But we'd like to believe in them anyway, even if they're a sort of mythical creature. Best to dress your kiddo in this Inflatable Pink Unicorn Costume, then, and let the whole world see just want a gorgeous, majestic creature you've raised!Product DetailsA child such as yours deserves the best, and in case you haven't heard, inflatable costumes are all the rage! This one comes styled as a lovely pink unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, golden horn, and cute pink stars on its face. Trust us, if your kid likes unicorns, they will definitely go ga-ga over the look of this costume. It has a built-in battery pack and fans for easy use. Your little unicorn will look the part they were born to play. Secrets, SecretsOK, so now that we have Halloween out of the way, what is your secret, after all? We are dying to know how you raised a kiddo that likes to eat all their vegetables and clean the bathroom. Or...it must be magic!
Scary Ringmaster Costume for Men
1279175507$59.99
Coming to a Porch Near YouThat discount circus on the edge of town was creepy. You gave it a horrible review online. Everything seemed off! The clown's smiles seemed cruel. The acrobatics were jerky and zombie-like. And if you never saw that eerie ringmaster again, it would be too soon. He seemed unhinged. His mood swung from manically happy to horribly mad. The entire audience felt captivated by his performance, and not in a good way. Who knows, your review may have been the reason people stopped supporting that awful show. The circus had packed up and left two days ago. Good riddance, right?But, wait! What was that? Footsteps? Is one of your neighbors playing organ music? Shh! There's definitely someone at your door. Someone who wants to give you a backstage pass to the show of a lifetime!Design & DetailsThis Made By Us scary ringmaster is not a character that you'd want showing up at your door late at night, which makes it just the type of costume you'd want showing up before Halloween! Our in-house designers put this high-quality look together for your spooky entertainment. It features a velvet tailcoat with embroidery around the collar and cuffs. The attached vest panels have a vintage stripe pattern while the ruffled shirt front will make you feel like you're straight out of a twisted Victorian circus. The look is ready for showtime with black pants trimmed with piping and a dapper top hat!That's the ticketAre you ready to take on the most important role in your demented circus? While the lush fringe and velvet of this costume will make you feel like a star, you don't have to run the show alone! Pair up with all sorts of characters from lion tamers to clowns and you'll have a group costume that no one will forget!
Funhouse Clown Black and White Wig
1228412531$19.99
Wigging OutIt is so hard to get that classic clown look without resorting to dangerous or experimental methods. Sticking a fork in an outlet is hilarious in cartoons, but is far too deadly in real life. It’s not worth the perfectly poofy and crazy hairstyle that clowns love if you have to die to get it!There are some more life-preserving methods, but then you have to wonder if you are going to be able to undo the frizz when you need your hair next, or if you’ll be stuck. Maybe your hair will just stay like that forever if you trust those funny ointments from the snake oil salesman clown. If only there were a way to have removable crazy hair that still looked great…Ahead of the GameGood news everyone! We have developed a way to have removable crazy hair that still looks great! This Funhouse Clown Black and White Wig is both wickedly cool-looking and totally removable. As a bonus, it can even be re-applied to your head! The black and white striations are perfect camouflage if you ever need to steal the scene in an old timey movie, and the conical protrusions are great if you want to pass for a football. All in all, this wig is perfect for any goofy occasions you can think of!
Deluxe Ninjago Lloyd Boys Costume
1293248832$49.99
Being the Green Ninja is a pretty big responsibility. Cause it's not just about wearing a green outfit and showing off your Spinjitzu skills. It's about bringing order to Ninjago, protecting your friends and saving the world from the forces of evil. Whoa! That's a pretty tall order, but if Lloyd Garmadon can take on the challenge, then we think your kid is a shoe in to take on the role as the next Green Ninja! We even have a special costume waiting for him should he choose to unlock his true potential!This Ninjago Lloyd costume for boys helps your kid unlock his true potential! It recreates the look from the cartoon series perfectly, from the box-shaped Lego body tunic, to the mask that transforms your child's face into that of a Lego head. Check out our entire selection of Lego officially licensed costume to assemble a group theme for him and his friends or sibling. We're sure they'll all love using Spinjitzu when they have these deluxe costumes!
Crying Baby Mask
1228413764$23.99
You can read the name of this mask in two ways: yes, there is the obvious way that this is a mask of a crying baby's face. You knew that already. But it may also mean that it is a mask that will make babies cry. It's a professional baby crying mask, guaranteed to make any baby cry at the mere site of it. It may also make grown-ups cry, although we're not 100% on that.But this mask definitely has an uncanny valley thing going for it, you know? Like sure it's obviously a mask but it also almost kinda looks real. You can see they obviously see they based it on a real crying baby, but... is it possible they've gone too far? They were so busy wondering if they could they never stopped to ask if they should. But here we are, and here you are buying it. Sure, it's a bit creepy, but that's kind of the point, right?
Flashing Red Nose
1329406108$4.99
We've always wondered why it was universally decided to have all clowns wear a red nose instead of any other color. Is there something about red that is much funnier than purple, orange, or even green? As it turns out, the red makes the nose stand out and look comically larger when up against the white makeup on the rest of the face. That got a little too scientific for us so if you find a funnier reason (they are clowns after all) please be sure to let us know! For now you can look even sillier with this red blinking clown nose. Just flick on the switch and not only will you have a giant red ball for a nose, but it will also light up for an even more fun look. Not really a fan of clowns? This nose works perfectly for a Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer costume as well! We definitely know why that nose is so important!
Adult Inflatable Tomato Costume
1237089825$49.99
Almost Too PopularIt's true. You're the rock star of the vegetable world. Kumquats, eggplant, and other garden dwellers often look with envy upon your glistening ruby sphere. They wish they were as beloved as you - that someone had come up with something to make out of them that is as amazing as ketchup. What they don't realize, though, is that popularity has its price. Sometimes you want to live a normal life: One where people aren't always trying to take your photograph, or slice you for a double cheeseburger. When you want to go out to dinner, your options are mostly limited to sushi restaurants, since Italian, Mexican, and other food ethnicities see you walk in the door and ask if you want to head back to the kitchen to *cough* help out a little bit. We all know what THAT means. Product Details Everyone's favorite vegetable is back and larger than life! This exclusively designed Adult Inflatable Tomato Costume is a true original that will have everyone at your next Halloween party exclaiming over your unique costume (and maybe trying to convince you to help them make the salsa for the chips and dip appetizer. Say no.) The inflatable bodysuit covers you from neck to upper thighs, with openings for your head, arms and legs. Green leaf detail at the neck opening proves your delicious, juicy, vine-ripened status. An attached fan keeps you pleasantly plump all night long. Pair it with a neutral shirt and pair of pants, and prepare for compliments! Pass the VeggiesYou could scour the grocery store forever and never find a tomato as mouthwatering as this one! Even people who struggle to like vegetables will have no trouble welcoming this delectable costume.
Toddler Potted Flower Costume
1267446114$34.99
Strange Happenings in the Plant Nursery Have you checked out the flower shed this morning? A very peculiar thing has taken place overnight! It seems that someone has used a little too much fertilizer in a potted plant, and the results are truly astounding. The plant in question is now walking around and talking up a storm. She's asking a million questions and wanting to know if she can have more cereal even though she just ate an hour ago. Product DetailsYour blooming bud will look extra precious in this exclusive Toddler Girl's Potted Flower Costume! The outfit includes a soft green jersey-knit shirt that has leaf-shaped flaps are sewn to the wrists. The shirt's hem is sewn to the brown felt "pot" portion, which keeps its shape thanks to a plastic rod concealed in its upper and lower edges. The face opening of the costume's matching hood is sewn with printed pink felt petals as well as a bright ruffle of yellow mesh. The Real Flower PowerIf you thought that potted plants were happy just to sit on your front porch and enjoy the sunshine, you're in for a surprise! This plant is always on the move. It sings, dances, jumps off furniture, and wants to know where the cookie jar went. And it's definitely excited to trick-or-treat this year! It wants to be the first flower it knows to collect a whole bag full of candy. Bet you didn't know that a flower's favorite food is chocolate!
Toddler's Ringmaster Costume
1213245278$34.99
Does your home seem as crazy and out of control as a circus some days? Does it almost feel as if there are elephants riding around on unicycles and mischievous clowns prancing around constantly? Well, maybe it’s time to help your kiddo hone all that energy and promote him from a sideshow act to the center stage this Halloween. Grab him this Ringmaster Costume for toddlers and watch him suddenly take control of the show!Your little one will look like the ultimate Ringmaster with this amazing outfit. We designed it ourselves and made sure it included all the bells and whistles! An amazing red tailcoat jacket will trail behind him as he marches through town. An adorable bow tie will make him as stylish as he his hilarious. The cherry topping off this funday-sundae of a costume is a classy velvet-covered top hat! Once your child is dressed up in this fantastic costume he’ll feel as brave as a lion tamer and as hysterical as a clown! He’ll be as daring as tight-rope walkers and as strong as strong-men. He’ll feel all of that and more, but he won’t be the one having to do any of those zany feats. Instead, he’ll be the amazing director of all the entertainment!We’re positive your little guy has all the charisma needed to be a renowned Ringmaster. Who knows, maybe he’s even good enough to get hired in a real-life circus. Before you know it this costume will turn from one night of Halloween fun into a lifetime of entertainment!
Plus Size Men's Scary Ringmaster Costume
1292924458$69.99
Big Top SwapSure, sure. The circus is super FUN. Nothing scary about a bunch of clowns. Or lions. Or the music. Yup. Nothing bone-chilling about any of that. Except for...everything! Swap "creepy" for "fun" and now you know how we feel about the circus. It's a spooky wonderland of strange people and circumstances, and you never know what will happen. This Plus Size Men's Scary Ringmaster Costume will help bring your eerie vision of the Big Top to life this Halloween. If you don't believe us that the circus can be scary, then we'll just ask you: You've seen this costume, right? You want that showing up at your door at 2 in the morning? And we mentioned the clowns, right?Product DetailsIf you want to feel truly amazed, check out how much detail went into this exclusive costume's jacket, shirt front, pants, and hat. The crimson red velvet tailcoat jacket has a cool cutaway detail and fringed satin epaulets. The piece fastens with a chain across antique brass buttons, while satin embellishments definitely say "I'm the leader of this (scary) show." And just check out this top hat. It looks pretty normal, right? Now put it alongside the rest of this getup and it instantly becomes creepy, right? Take Center StageYou may not win many friends in this freaky costume, but you'll likely win several costume contests. See for yourself just how menacing and formidable you feel when you slip on this costume. We'd hate to find ourselves trapped on your circus train!
Ninjago Lego Hands for Kids
1324884439$12.99
Have you ever looked at your own hand? It's a really complex appendage with 27 bones and muscles and all sorts of anatomical stuff that we'll never even begin to understand. Sometimes, we just wish we could have Lego hands. Remember? Those little horseshoe shaped hands that could grab on to all sorts of Lego tools, like pirate swords, knight swords and well, mostly our Lego figures were holding swords, but we hear that you could put other stuff in their hands. We thought that dream might never be a reality...until now.These Ninjago Lego Hands comes straight from the Masters of Spinjitzu series (which is totally about ninjas), so they give you that perfect Lego hand style that allows you to pick up giant Lego accessories with ease. Pair it with one of our licensed Ninjago costumes and you'll be ready to study under Sensei Wu to unlock your true potential.
Infant Circus Ringmaster Costume
1265315647$34.99
The Greatest Lil' ShowmanSome kids just have a knack for theatrics. They can captivate adults with a charming laugh or melt hearts with a charismatic smile. Yes, even infants can really start honing their skill at being the star of the show, and this Circus Ringmaster Costume for infants is an adorable way to transform your little one into center-stage material. It's an adorable look that takes its inspiration from classic ringmasters seen orchestrating vibrant shows at the circus!Design & DetailsOur costume experts wanted to craft the ultimate circus experience for your little one. This Made By Us costume starts with red twill jacket with an attached vest and shirt front. The jacket has black cuffs and plenty of gold detailing to help your child strike a truly captivating appearance. The vest fits with a simple hook and loop fastener in the front, making it easy to get your child suited up! The red satin bow tie fits with an elastic band to put the finishing touch on the jacket. The costume also comes with a pair of black pants, which have gold fabric along the side of the pant legs. Finally, the foam hat fits on your child's head to turn them the leader into any show!More Ringmaster Costume IdeasThe circus fun doesn't have to stop there! Your child will become the ringmaster in this costume, but they'll need some acts to help fill out the show. You can dress up in any one of our circus costumes to perfectly complement your little one's look, but our favorite pairing with this costume happens to be one of our lion costumes! And what's a circus event without clowns? You can have the whole family outfitted for a delightful show at the circus when you choose this Circus Ringmaster Costume.
Adult Fat Suit Costume
1265314644$69.99
Massive UpgradeAren't we all on a quest to become bigger, better versions of ourselves? We may pump iron and chug protein shakes or chow down on our favorite treats while lounging around in the name of bulking up. But, let's be real, the gig can be tough. And it's surely a marathon, not a sprint. That's where the Adult Fat Suit Costume comes into play.This game changer transforms you from a lean machine to a big shot in a snap, no diet or exercise change required! In the time it takes to unwrap a candy bar, you'll be looking as large and in charge as you dreamed when this funny costume accessory arrives at your door!Product DetailsGet ready to bring the laughs this Halloween with our Adult Fat Suit Costume! Perfect for the entertainers among us, this sidesplitting getup is sure to make a memorable splash at any party. It's an all-in-one jumpsuit, amped up with padding to help you embody a larger-than-life character without any fuss.Featuring a spacious 52" chest, a 38" torso, and a 58 1/2" length, this suit is all about comfort and freedom of movement. It's designed to allow you to fully embrace the fun of your heavyweight persona, guaranteeing grins and giggles from your friends throughout the night.Shapely SimplicityPrepare for oohs, aahs, and belly laughs at your next shindig when you order this Fat Suit Costume that all but demands attention! Forget the hassle of getting in shape. Simply slip into this outfit to instantly become the larger-than-life character you want to embody. If that's not the ultimate Halloween hack, we don't know what is!
Adult Ride a Reindeer Costume
1316564786$79.99
Santa Claus is perhaps most famous for flying around the world in his reindeer drawn sleigh, as every kid out there knows. But, what they may not realize is that even Santa’s sleigh breaks down from time to time, and when that happens… well, Santa’s got to improvise.If you’re curious as to what that situation would look like, you may want to check out this festively funny Ride A Reindeer Costume for your upcoming holiday celebrations! This silly outfit lets you look just like jolly ol’ Saint Nick does when his sleigh loses a track, or a reindeer runs low on “antler fluid,” or one of the countless other problems that can occur with a mystical mode of transportation powered by a herd of flying forest animals. When that happens, Santa calls up Mrs. Claus to get the sleigh back towed back to the North Pole, grabs his magic bag of toys, and hops on the back of his trusty reindeer Rudolph to finish the job before Christmas morning! And then when it’s all done, Rudolph gets a well earned extra week at the reindeer spa.Okay, we may have made some of that up, but you can’t prove it’s not true. And when you’re wearing this cute and Christmasy costume, you can make up a story of your own! The plush reindeer segment goes around your waist, with your legs making the rear legs and hooves, and the included Santa jacket and cap make up the rest of the outfit. Be sure to add a Santa beard and toy sack to make your story extra believable!
Kids Inflatable Cat Costume
1213249967$44.99
Catlike QualitiesThat kiddo of yours! They are so smart. So sly. So agile. Sometimes, they can be a little fickle, sure. But they also love to spend time outdoors, chasing butterflies, birds, and bees. They also love to be cozy indoors, curled up on the couch, napping.Are we describing a child here, or a housecat? If your little one's character bears a remarkable resemblance to that of a cat, then you may as well make it official with this Kid's Inflatable Cat Costume. Of course, your child doesn't have to have feline qualities to be a true cat-lover, and we think this clever costume will make any Halloween more fun. But, if your little one has a penchant for back scratches, basking in a sunny window, and playing with laser pointers, well then this is the look for them, without question!Product DetailsThough a cat costume may not be anything new for Halloween, an inflatable cat look is definitely going to bring your child a lot of attention! Watch them strut and prance through the holiday parade or pounce from neighbor to neighbor, trick or treating. This look inflates thanks to an internal battery pack and fan, and it instantly puffs your child up into a cute grey housecat in no time. A cutout beneath the cat's face makes it possible for your kid to enjoy Halloween to the fullest, from seeing their friends' costumes to consuming candy!Meow or NeverYou'll be amazed at how natural stepping into this new persona feels for your child. It's a perfect Halloween moment. Quick, snap a picture before they grow up!
Broken Glasses
1228413346$7.99
A.P. ClassWelcome to your first A.P. class. What's that? No, you've got it wrong. This is not an advanced placement class, this is a class for accident-prone students. We can see how that would be confusing but what can we say, the teacher of this class is also mistake-prone. For our first class, we're going to focus on risk mitigation when it comes to trips and falls. The most important thing for you to remember is if you're balancing on something or trying something new, make sure you find a safe placement. Rollerblading near water or standing on one leg near a campfire are both dangerous. However, balancing on a short wall in the middle of a grassy lawn might be worth the risk. Looks like that's the bell. Next week we're covering knocking items over so be sure to read the chapter on liquids that stain! Product DetailsThis pair of glasses will make the heart of anyone who's nearsighted skip a beat. The black glasses have lenses printed with a shattered design. A great accessory for nerd costumes and accident victims, you're sure to have a lot of fun slipping on these surprisingly stable broken glasses!
Fart Cloud with Sound Machine Costume for Kids
1213234773$39.99
Crude ComedyFarts are funny. We know, we know. As an adult, you're supposed to be above fart comedy... but there's just something about farts that are universally funny. Just think about it for a second. Farts make that muffled noise that sounds kind of like a really bad trumpet player. They come out of your bottom, which is probably the funniest place it could possibly come from. Finally, they smell funny. Now, can you honestly tell yourself that a fart isn't funny?That's what's great about kids. Kids don't have any pressure on them to be mature, so they can laugh at a fart for what it is! It's also why this Fart Cloud Costume for kids is pure, comedic gold. When your child wears it to the next costume party, they'll be getting ALL of the laughs!Product DetailsIt might be simple, but this Fart Cloud Costume is highly effective! The costume comes with a top that's made out of various tulle fabric. Shades of brown and green give the top a look that's reminiscent of cartoon depictions of farts. Your child can slip this on over their normal clothes, making it an easy outfit for your child to change into. Of course, one of the funniest parts about a fart is the sound... and this costume delivers that as well! This costume comes with a small speaker that makes fart noises with the press of a button. The speaker has a small battery pack attached to it (batteries sold separately).Toot! Toot!It's okay. You can admit that this Fart Costume for kids is hilarious. It might be sort of childish, but then again, kids have the purest sense when it comes to comedy and we think it's about time that all of us adults started embracing a little bit of childish humor!
Blue Crayon Kid's Costume Dress
1273511037$39.99
Feeling Blue-tifulWhat's your kiddo's favorite color? Regardless of what their answer is, we think most of them would agree that blue is a very important hue, especially when they're making art! After all, it's a primary color, which means you can't create it by mixing other shades, and large blue areas like skies and oceans take up a lot of real estate on your typical coloring page.If your kiddo loves the color blue, drawing with crayons, or both, then they'll enjoy wearing this Blue Crayon Costume Dress! This adorable dress and headband set will have them feeling "blue-tiful" as soon as they put it on.Design & DetailsThis Kid's Blue Crayon Costume Dress was designed by our in-house team and is officially licensed by Crayola. Their signature wavy black lines appear on the top and bottom of the bodice, with the Crayola logo printed on the front just like a real crayon. The dress closes in the back with hook and loop fastener. To complete the look, a crayon tip-shaped hat secures to the wearer's head with a headband.You can easily create a colorful group costume when you shop the rest of our crayon collection! We have more color choices in toddler, child, and adult sizes so everyone can get in on the fun. You'll have a blast building your very own unique box of crayons!
Blue Afro Clown Wig
1265314711$8.99
Have you ever wished that people would comply when you ask them to call you Dr. Chuckles? Do you ever see a tiny car and want to pile in with twenty of your closest friends? When you see a balloon, do you just want to get in there and stretch it into the shape of a wiener dog? If you're craving that nose honking, big shoe wearing lifestyle, there's no better place to start than getting yourself a bright blue clown wig. You don't have to go to clown college to start clowning around. All you need is the right attitude, a red nose, and some crazy hair. Before you know it, juggling will just come naturally to you. You will feel right at home in circus tents. You might even learn how to cartwheel. You'll find you have a certain squeak to your step, as you spread giggles wherever you go. Start working on your signature chuckle, cause they're about to send in the clowns!
Kids Camo Second Skin
1213237126$34.99
We hear your little one is known to disappear for hours at a time. That you often find him standing motionless against a wall, on a reconnaissance mission, or hiding in a corner with a potted plant on his head, hoping to look like your heirloom end table. We feel for you. Which is why we’re suggesting this Child Camo Second Skin for your little Houdini. Now, he can blend in seamlessly with the world around him...and outdoors, to boot! No more tripping over him in the entryway or being scared half to death when he emerges from behind a curtain. And now that he’ll be busy hiding around in the bushes, he can’t just be dressed in a pair of blue jeans and a bright red t-shirt, now can he? Camouflage is the only real option for stealth operations in the woods. If your child wants to blend in (and we know your child does) he'll be able to go completely undetected in this sleek suit. We're just hoping he’s coming back for dinner, because you sure won't be able to find him out there.That’s because this jumpsuit is printed in classic camo, as are the attached gloves, socks, and mask. So go ahead, ask him if he’d like to own the ultimate gear for outdoor covert ops...we’ll wait while you try and find him.
Plus Size Ravishing Ringmaster Women's Costume
1213245816$69.99
A recruitment offerDid you catch that all-important email? Scroll down your inbox just a touch, and look for a very special note. Because when you click open, you will see that you've got a fantastic opportunity from one of the world's most premiere circuses. That's right, they want you to be their next Ringmaster. Are you up for it?You might be rather surprised they'd give you a shot, since you're seemingly short on the qualifications, but we're sure you've got that special something that they're really looking for. Style, panache, and the ability to crack a whip, too! Even if you're still working on that whip handling, don't sweat it. Just fake it till you make it!Of course, you're going to want to prepare before you hop out on a flight to meet your traveling crew, so we suggest suiting up with a style that will have you ready for the glamorous life under the big top. And we would most certainly suggest this Ravishing Ringmaster costume. It's elite, it's stylish, and it's ready to help you run the show!Design & DetailsThis Ravishing Ringmaster costume in plus sizes is made and designed right here at HalloweenCostumes.com. And that means it's a Made by Us exclusive! We put extra attention into our costume designs, and this style most certainly delivers. It comes with the hat, bowtie, vest, jacket, and pants. All with exquisite detail! All you'll need to complete the style is costume boots and maybe, just maybe, that whip. We have both available as costume accessories if you don't have them at home!the big showWe're all about getting as close to the real deal as possible. And while you (probably) won't be suiting up for a circus assignment any time soon, it's a fun and unique costume style for your next party. So, go in this Ravishing Ringmaster costume, and get ready for the big show!
Men's Vintage Pierrot Clown Costume
1265316897$54.99
We all know the trope of the sad clown. The question is, where did that idea come from? After they realized kids were simply scared of them, did they all just get depressed? Did they become car sick after riding in those tiny cars with their coworkers? Turns out, we can blame their disposition on the grandfather of the modern clown, Pierrot. A character pantomimed by many popular actors at the time, his character often started out happy and hopeful, he often ended up so helplessly defeated that people couldn't help but laugh at the tragedy.Making his first appearance in the 1600s Pierrot could possibly be the most popular clown of all time, even Krusty the clown would have a hard time competing with his career. Pierrot has been a character in operas, plays, and books. His black and white ensemble is instantly recognizable in well-known paintings and film. The baggy outfits of clowns today come from Pierrot's often disheveled appearance, though our Pierrot seems to be more put together than usual. The ensemble has a lightly layered ruff at the neck as well as gathered ruffle detail at the wrists and ankles. The knit hood gives you a streamlined look, ready for the time-honored painted white face of the character.Wearing this costume you could clown around through the ages and never look out of place. Whether you're looking for a fun yet sophisticated Halloween costume or you've scored one of the great Pierrot roles out there, you'll be in the company of great actors of history. You might be a sad clown, but hey, at least you aren't a mime!
Kid's Inflatable Sloth Costume
1267843877$49.99
Huuurrrrrry Up...Sometimes, it feels like there is nothing on Earth that is slower than your kids getting ready in the morning. Embrace that slothlike speed by grabbing this Inflatable Sloth Kid's Costume. Cut down on the slow dressing by getting them a costume that they literally stand in, you zip up, and then you hit the power button. Done and done! Now it's off to the races (well, theoretically, anyway.)Product DetailsThere's nothing easier than this inflatable kid's sloth costume. Zip it up and go! No small pieces, no random accessories to keep track of, and nothing that can hurt another kid (but those claws sure look epic!) Just four AA batteries (not included) and your kiddos are ready to hit the town as fast or as slow as they want. Hopefully they'll stay awake between houses--no telling how hard it would be to carry a kid in an inflatable back to the car.There's Enough Candy to Go AroundAlthough, the lure of candy might be enough to light a fire under your little sloth's behind. This inflatable will keep your kiddos warm (or cool, depending on where you live) and there's definitely no way you'll lose them in a crowd! This is a low effort, high reward costume. Just pick up four AA batteries, hit the "on" switch, and you're good to go. The kids can trick-or-treat at their own speed, while you do...whatever adults do while they wait for kids to finish collecting candy.
Adult Inflatable Penis Costume
1316564784$59.99
Lean Into ItSo, you've been invited to the annual 'Adult Humor' party. There are always some pretty inventive costumes at such a gathering. Play-on-word costumes are a standard. You can probably expect a couple of sausage-related costumes and at least one crop top that features enormous fruit along the bustline. You know there will be the Plug & Outlet couples' costume featured at least twice. (Probably more.) Each of them fully deserve the wry chuckle for the pinnacle of suggestive humor. But, if you want a real reaction, you have to go all the way. Who needs an implication when you can just show up in the full glory that is the theme of the gathering? Folks might stifle a laugh as they ask which way you lean... but you can turn those giggles into a full uproar when you show up, fully loaded, in a costume that hides behind nothing! Product DetailsWe have to be frank. If you want the most outrageous costume for your adult humor party, it's time to go for the gold. It's time for the Giant Inflatable Penis costume. There's no bones about it. This costume looks like a giant penis. When you slide into the costume and secure your arms and ankles, turn on the fan and your costume will fill up with air! Maintain vision through the mesh mask, even if your stride may be restrained. In no time, you're ready to waddle into the room and let folks go nuts with laughter at your undeniable stones. A costume like this takes... guts, obviously! Is That a Costume in your Pocket?The jokes will practically write themselves when you wear this most direct of adult humor costumes. Flip the switch and bring your Inflatable Penis costume to life. All that's next is figuring out where to wear your crown for winning King of the Costume Contest!
Blue Jumbo Afro Wig
1265313265$16.99
So BlueSo, you're aspiring to be a clown are you? Well, do you have the outfit? Check. The shoes? Check. The extreme makeup? Check. A high-octane, outlandishly-energetic, tad-overzealous persona? Check. Well if you have all those things, then it sounds like your clown is nearly complete. Nearly. And what, you ask, is that final missing piece that will perfect your clownish self? Some clown hair, of course. There's no way anyone will take your clown outfit seriously if you don't have some fantastically bright and wacky hair. We know that's quite the tall order, and, as most of us aren't ready to commit to a head of rainbow-colored hair full-time, the next best thing is a colorful wig. Behold! Our Blue Jumbo Afro Clown Wig. This baby is 100% synthetic hair on a mesh cap with elastic edge, to make your hair transformation oh-so-easy. This wig is already curled and fluffed to epic proportions in a fantastic cotton-candy blue (so don't use any styling tools). With this wig, you'll finally be able to realize your ideal clown. Whether it's a happy one, a sad one, a terrifying one, or even a cute one, your dome will be donned with the best in blue.
Two Front Teeth Pacifier
1238353843$13.99
Oh, what big teeth you have! is usually not what you expect to hear when someone sees a baby for the first time. That's probably what you would expect to hear when someone first sees a horse, a beaver, or a grizzled champion sweet corn eater, but not an innocent baby human! However, history has proven that not only is anything possible, everything has probably already happened, and many times. But, on the off-chance there actually hasn't been a huge-toothed baby yet, you can get ahead of the curve with this Two Front Teeth Pacifier! Everyone will be doing double-takes as they see this big, cartoonish, buck tooth grin on your baby's little face. It's made of BPA-free plastic, so luckily these chompers don't require any flossing or brushing. Think of all the conversations about infant costumes and baby orthodontia it'll spark too.
Women's Bearded Lady Circus Costume
1277404167$54.99
Step Right Up!Old timey circus attractions were seriously strange. People paid good money to see scientific oddities bottled up in jars. Performers manuevered themselves into spring loaded cannons and were shot 100 feet across the big top. Performers tempted fate with fire, swords, and heights. But above all the hubbub of the old-timey circus there's one act that we find utterly charming and mysterious. That's right, the bearded lady! Flaunting the expectations of feminine beauty, these women rocked their natural facial hair while dressing in fine gowns. What kinds of lives did these bearded ladies lead? Secret romances,world travel, and living life on the fringes of society in the famously restrictive Victorian era... doesn't actually sound too bad to us. Do you want a hint of that bearded lady lifestyle? Pop some popcorn, cue the organ grinder, and transform yourself with this Bearded Lady Costume!Product DetailsThis Made By Us Bearded Lady costume features a Victorian style gown, headpiece, and a beard. As it was designed by our in-house creative team, this costume has all sorts of unique features such as the high, gold-trimmed collar, a v-shaped waistline, and an underlayer that hints at the stripes of the big-top. Slipping into this ensemble is easy. Strap the beard around your head with the elastic band, zip the dress up the back, and you'll be ready for showtime!
Yellow Afro Clown Wig
1213236171$9.99
When you think clown you're either going to be smiling or frowning and possibly running in the opposite direction of whomever or whatever made you think of it. Once you're over the initial shock though you can agree that the hair of the goofy performer you pictured probably had a big ol' afro sitting on his head that was a variety of different colors. Now to the average citizen the color of this hair is usually red for a classic clown but as educated scholars of clown garb and behavior we can say that this is not true. For everyone in the academic circle knows that you simply can't have red hair or it will be too much of the same color with your red nose. That's why in order to really complete a professional outfit for your next clown ensemble you should definitely try this yellow wig. It's still silly, classic, and poofy but will keep a much better rainbow of colors. Now you just need to learn how to make the best balloon animals.