Crayon Box Costume Kid's Dress

Crayon Box Costume Kid's Dress

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$39.99

In Full ColorWe've seen lots of children's doodles. They're marvels! Even if they're illegible. But we've also noticed that in most doodles, there's a main color at work. Typically it's that child's favorite color, and while accompanied by a few complimentary or clashing shades, it's hard to ignore how prevalent blue, red, green, or purple might be on the page.An exception to this rule, we assume, is your kiddo. That's why you're here, right? Your kid colors with all the crayons in the box. One hue of blue won't do for a sky. They naturally know how to grade the tones to reveal a full sunset or rise. Trees are a multicolored wonder. Animals as spectacular in the coloring book as in real life. And whenever you expect an apple to be red, a cloud to be white, or the sun to be bright yellow, you're surprised by a delightful twist!Design & DetailsHelp your child show off their vibrantly colorful personality in a new way with our exclusive Kid's Crayon Box Costume Dress! The licensed Made By Us costume is inspired by Crayola's endlessly inspiring box of crayons and comes with a dress and headband that takes the fun from page to play!The dress's bodice is shaped from yellow spandex fabric with a printed crayon box graphic on the chest and a wavy green border at the waist. A rainbow of colored tulle shapes cap sleeves and a knee-length skirt. A zipper at the back of the costume makes getting dressed quick and easy. Meanwhile, the included fabric-wrapped plastic headband with a crown of foam-shaped Crayola crayons marks your kiddo a royal crayon artist!


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Women's Pink Baby Doll Costume

Women's Pink Baby Doll Costume

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$39.99

Good Ol' DaysAhh, the easy, breezy baby lifestyle. That's what it's all about! Shaking those rattles, knocking spoons off tables, and let's not forget about that "oh so suspenseful" game, Peek-a-boo. It's a such a great time that we understand when adults want to go back every once in a while. There is so much to avoid when it comes to our adult lives even with the freedoms that we enjoy. Like, sure, we can buy our own treats and watch cartoons late into the night without our parents sending us to bed. But there are so many other responsibilities that are so overwhelming. Take, for instance, filing complicated taxes, morning traffic, and getting your very own babies to bed. Who saw all that coming? Honestly, we all need a break from this "being grown" business!Product DetailsLooking for an outfit that'll make everyone (including yourself) go ga-ga? This is the ensemble you're looking for! It includes fluffy white diaper bottoms with an oversized safety pin for comic relief, a sweet pink crop top in a loose shift style with a giant bib so you can eat in infant fashion. You'll top off the whole look with a cute bonnet that has lace trim so you can keep your tender baby skin away from the sun! You'll look like the stork just dropped you off at the doorstep of your next costume party!Juvenile BehaviorSo, are you ready to relive your youth? It's going to be fun now that you get to make your own decisions! Yes, you're going to eat Teddy Bear Grahams in milk instead of cereal, no one can stop you now! Yes, you can turn your tot tunes all the way up as you rock out in your room, you're an adult baby and that's a force no one can mess with!


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Red Rose Costume Headband

Red Rose Costume Headband

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$14.99

Garden Party ReadyWhen you were invited to your friend's garden party, you were excited. It's always been an amazing event! Every year, people go above and beyond to take their hats to the next level. Typically, guests will arrive in wide-brimmed straw hats, piled high with flowers, pearls, and feathers. Some dignified ladies wear fascinators if they're planning on lounging in the shade. This year, you want to flaunt your enthusiasm. Pay your tribute to the lovely garden where you're meeting your friends. Top off your outfit with a giant rose this year!Product DetailsTransforming into one of the most beautiful flowers around is easy with this gorgeous headband. The rose has two felt leaves and lovely distinct red petals. Simply slip it on your head and watch as your ensemble blooms!No Thorns Included They say that every rose has its thorn. That's actually not true with this lovely accessory. If you're looking to add a thorny touch to your flowery ensemble, that's up to you! Ready to bloom into action? You can easily find other looks to pair with this one! Check out the rest of our flower costumes. After all, a truly beautiful garden takes all types of blossoms!


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Soft Adult Jester Hat

Soft Adult Jester Hat

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$19.99

It's All Fun and GamesAre you the unofficial jokester of your friend group? Can you be counted on to always have a laugh-worthy one-liner or an amazing practical joke? Congratulations, you are officially the ruler of this court! Forget about what your teacher told you would happen if you never take anything seriously in life, because here the only important thing is to have a good time. Seriously. Product DetailsLet the good times roll when you wear your Adult Jester Soft Hat! This whimsical headpiece is styled after a classic jester crown with three downward-curving stuffed points in colors of purple, yellow, and green. Each point is tipped with a tiny gold-tone bell so that everyone will know when you enter the room. The soft brim is purple velour striped with gold trim! Is This a Joke to You? The anwer is yes, of course! Your friends will be delighted to see that their favorite entertainer has arrived at the party. 


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Infant Flower Pot Bunting Costume

Infant Flower Pot Bunting Costume

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$29.99

A Sweet Garden SurpriseHave you noticed any witches or wizards lingering around your garden in the past few days? It looks like one of the flower pots got hit with a burst of magic. It's definitely white magic, though, because the result is so amazing! In just one day, the bud in this pot grew to an incredible size (for a flower, anyway). It's also gurgling, babbling, and crawling everywhere. A spell this powerful and adorable is something for the whole family to celebrate!Product DetailsYour little sprout will shine in an exclusive Flower Pot Bunting Infant Costume! The outfit is made from cozy polyester velour and features a bright green top with long sleeves. A velour bottom shaped like a planter is sewn to the hem of the shirt and is backed with foam to help it keep its rounded shape. The included headpiece fastens under the chin. Its orange velour hood is surrounded by oversized yellow velour flower petals. Your baby's face will peek out from the middle like the cutest plant in the world! October Showers Bring Halloween FlowersWhen late fall comes around, the air is filled with magic. Halloween approaches, and crazy, unthinkable things begin to happen. Pumpkins grin with merry or mischievous faces. Witches fly cackling past the full moon, followed by swooping bats. Little ghouls and goblins pour out of their homes in search of yummy candy. And even the flowers in the pots on the front steps get in the fun, toddling - or riding - off in search of new experiences! 


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Ringmaster Elite Men's Costume

Ringmaster Elite Men's Costume

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$154.99

This is a Ringmaster Elite Men's Costume.


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Adult Inflatable American Football Costume

Adult Inflatable American Football Costume

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$49.99

The Real MVPWho's the most important player in the game of football? Is it the quarterback, with his keen eye and incredible throwing arm? Is it the defensive lineman, with his ability to stop the offense in its tracks? Maybe the wide receiver who makes unbelievable touchdown catches or even the kicker who wins the game with a three-point field goal? Actually, no. It's the ball, because without a football, the other players would just be a bunch of guys standing around in tight, shiny pants. Product DetailsIf you've been waitin' all day for Sunday night, you're going to love wearing your exclusive Inflatable American Football Costume for Adults! The unisex bodysuit zips up the back and features elastic inside its arm and leg openings. Its brown windbreaker fabric is printed with a horizontal white stripe at the top and bottom, as well as printed white "lacing" details up the front. A small, battery-operated fan is installed at the back right side. When fully inflated, the suit is shaped like a giant football. Run the Ball Few things in life bring people together quite like a good game of football. Not because we're all rooting for the same players, of course. But doing some friendly trash-talking of the other team while cheering on your own side is pretty uniting all the same. It may even inspire you and your friends to go outside for a quick game of flag football. You may have to coach from the sidelines, however. You're too big to throw (thank goodness).


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Toddler Ride in School Bus Costume

Toddler Ride in School Bus Costume

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$49.99

Get on the BusKids say the darndest things, don’t they? Ask a kid what they want for breakfast and they’ll say lasagna. Take them to a fast food joint and they’ll ask for Cheerios. Ask them where babies come from and they will give you an immediate and elaborate story about a baby fairy. Ask them where the money comes from and they might say a “Money Bush.” Ask them where cats come from and they’ll tell you “the internet.” Seriously, what? Ask them if they are excited to ride on the school bus and, without skipping a beat, they tell you they’d rather be a school bus.Design & DetailsA soft matt jersey fabric, this unique costume is also made out of a soft foam material and it fits around your toddler’s shoulders, transforming him into a bright yellow school bus in the process. Your kid will be able to Vroom! Vroom! all the way through your home as the mass transportation vehicle of his dreams. Best of all, it’s one of our Made By Us costumes, so you can rest assured it was made with care by one of our in-house designers. You can worry less about the quality of the costume and more about what in the world your little one will say next. Just make sure to teach him all the rules of the road before you send him off into the backyard to bring all those lucky people to class!Let's Go For a DriveWe aren’t going to ask anymore questions. Far be it from us to impede those burgeoning and lively imaginations. In fact, we want to help kids realize their goals, no matter how out-of-left-field they might seem. The craziest dreams are usually the ones most worth pursuing, an adult once told us. So, for the kiddo that wants to be, erm, a school bus… may we introduce to you our exclusive Toddler Ride in School Bus Costume!


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Kids Inflatable Giant Squid Costume

Kids Inflatable Giant Squid Costume

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$69.99

Squid KidIt's that magical time of year again. The leaves are slowly starting to change. The air is turning crisp. Pumpkin is starting to show up in everything. And your little one is deciding what to be for Halloween this year. You're pretty sure it will be either a ninja or a unicorn. Both characters have gotten a lot of air time at your house this year, showing up in books, movies, and imaginative play. Your child sits down to dinner, this is the big moment, you can feel it in your bones. "I have decided what I want to be for Halloween this year," your child says, with authority. "After much deliberation, I would like to dress as...a giant squid."Wow. We...did not see that coming. But no worries, parents! Redirect and rest assured this Kids Inflatable Giant Squid Costume exists because your child is not the only one with unique Halloween tastes. Plus, giant squid are actually pretty awesome, and we wish more people chose to dress like them. At least your kiddo is original!Product DetailsThis unique costume is comprised of a bodysuit that zips up the back and inflates to create the stunning squid you see here. The look comes with battery packs and fans placed inside the costume strategically, for easy wear (well, as easy as possible when dressed as a giant squid!). You'll need to provide AA batteries, but besides that, this cool costume pretty much speaks for itself.Giant ExpectationsWe think it's so fun your child went for this look, and we can't wait to see what kinds of giant fun they have this holiday. Next year, try to wipe your mind clear of expectations. Clearly, you never know what your child will be into on any given day! 


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Inflatable Adult Elephant Costume

Inflatable Adult Elephant Costume

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$59.99

An Elephant Never ForgetsWouldn't it be amazing to be an elephant for a day? Not only would you get to eat all of the peanuts you want without anyone looking at you oddly, you would have near-perfect recall. Finally, you could remember where you lost that one amazing t-shirt that fits just right and never scratches, and you would have no problem recollecting when your significant other's birthday is. Elephants are so lucky! Product DetailsHave a truly unforgettable Halloween look when you wear your exclusive Adult Inflatable Elephant Costume! The inflatable bodysuit zips up the back and is made of sturdy gray polyester windbreaker material. A small fan is installed behind the right hip and runs on an attached battery pack to keep the suit inflated while in use. The fully enclosed head contains view ports through the elephant character eyes. Printed details such as elephant "toenails" on the arms and legs add to the fun, as do the inflated ears and tusks! Safari ShowcaseThink about how many people you're going to bring happiness to during your next dress-up event! Almost everyone would love to see an elephant outside of the zoo, but aren't able to make a trip to their natural habitat. Thanks to you, lots of bucket lists are going to get one more item checked off. You can also educate others by answering all of their burning questions about pachyderms. For instance, did they know that elephants pop if poked with a very sharp object? (So please don't do that.) 


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Inflatable Kids Red Dino Costume

Inflatable Kids Red Dino Costume

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$59.99

Ready to RoarYour child is a bit on the timid side. They sometimes have a hard time raising their hand in class. Trying out for sports is overwhelming to them. And don't get us started on the school play!But recently a friend recommended an interesting concept—dino therapy! Her son had been dealing with a lot of the same shyness, and now he's the class clown. Apparently, the process of becoming something powerful and fearless can do a lot for a quiet kiddo's confidence in a very short amount of time. Cool! This Kid's Inflatable Red Dino Costume should do the trick for you, then. It's a ferocious and fearsome dinosaur made slightly silly and fun due to its inflatable silhouette. Your child will love wearing it, and the more they wear it, the more you'll see results*. Product DetailsThis look gets a lot of life from its inflatable nature! An internal battery pack and fan keep the puffy silhouette afloat. There is an oversized T-rex head, and the whole costume is all one piece in a surprisingly easy-to-wear jumpsuit. A clear panel ensures your child can see where they are going, even if there is still a bit of a learning curve to wielding a T-rex's tiny arms and long tail. Dino DisclaimerJust know, uh, we're not actually medical professionals and cannot guarantee this process* above will work. But we can guarantee any dino-loving child will flip for wearing this cool costume. It's bound to be a Halloween success!


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Kid's Red Clown Wig

Kid's Red Clown Wig

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$9.99

Give the little clowns in your life something to be excited about with this brand-new Child Red Clown Wig. Made of top-notch synthetic hair, this wig is sure to bring out all their smiles. Its styled hair will make them look oh so fun and vibrant! And even better, its elastic edge on the mesh cap ensures it'll fit snugly on most heads, keeping them comfy no matter how much they perform during their shows. So don't wait! Get your kids a gift that will have them squealing in delight. They won't regret purchasing the Child Red Clown Wig for their next show or birthday present!


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Couples Cheese & Cracker Costume Set

Couples Cheese & Cracker Costume Set

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$49.99

Couples Costume Crunch TimeThere’s always so much pressure when putting together a couples costume. First of all, you need to put together a look that matches, otherwise no one will be able to tell that you’re a couple from a glance. You also need something that’s easy for both of you to wear. Nothing is worse than one member of the duo having tons of fun, while the other is trying to readjust their outfit the entire night. Lastly, there’s always an expectation that your couples costume has a touch of humor to it. Your couples look needs to get a few chuckles throughout the night! So, where do you even begin? Two words: cheese and crackers.Now, hear us out. Cheese and crackers are the perfect duo to dress up as during your next costume party. Food costumes are always a funny choice, but beyond that, this particular costume choice allows you to set up some pretty great jokes. You can be cheese, since you’re always kind of “cheesy” and your partner can be crackers because they’re sometimes a little “flaky”. Or maybe your sense of humor is a little “dry and salty” and your partner is just no Gouda at jokes. Start using those jokes while you wear this outfit and you’ll be the hit of the party!Product DetailsThis Cheese and Crackers couples costumes comes with everything you need to turn you and your partner into a coordinated look for the party! It comes with one polyfoam cheese tunic, which is designed to look like a slice of Swiss cheese. It also comes with a cracker shaped tunic, which is designed to look like a saltine cracker. Each tunic fits easily over your normal clothes, so it’s a quick and easy way for you and your partner to get a funny couples look in a matter of minutes.


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Women's Diamond Flare Clown Costume

Women's Diamond Flare Clown Costume

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$64.99

Farceur FashionYou're not afraid of clowns. The issue you have is with their motley ensembles. You understand they're supposed to look silly. Their whole job is to elicit a laugh from onlookers. But you've always thought the slapstick gags, imitations, and overall mime vibe was plenty.Sure, bright colors keep things lighthearted and kid-friendly. Yet, you can't help imagining clowns would be just as fun if they were also fashionable. And this Women's Diamond Flare Clown Costume is here to help you prove your theory is correct!Design & DetailsThis exclusive Made By Us costume is exactly what you need to illustrate how form and function can overlap, even in the world of clowns! The ensemble starts with a white, sleeveless, and wide-legged jumpsuit with a bold multicolored diamond print. The jumpsuit narrows at the waist to give it a maxi-dress-like look, while its lightweight fabrics and loose-fit pant legs promise comfortable wear.Thin adjustable shoulder straps keep the step-in jumpsuit secure. Meanwhile, a pink organza and blue satin trimmed collar pairs with matching cuffs to give the stylish jumpsuit a clownish look! Complete the look with the included hat and shoe clips. The foam-backed hat compliments the jumpsuit's bright white color and pink pompom embellishments, while the shoe clips add similar pink pompoms to your preferred footwear!Diamond Flare Clown Costume IdeasUpdate clown fashion with this Diamond Flare Clown Costume! Inspired by the beloved carnival characters and today's style trends, this fashion-forward costume will surely delight with or without your witty slapstick humor! Pair classic props from our clown costume accessories and grab a playfully colored wig to pull it all together.


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Pink Adult Baby Kit

Pink Adult Baby Kit

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$12.99

Let The Baby Have Her BabyAdult temper tantrums aren't cute. If you scream, cry, and throw yourself on the airport floor when the airlines loses your luggage, you'll receive some pretty horrified looks. When you reach adulthood, it's not acceptable to throw a fit when things don't go your way. That was only (slightly) tolerable when you were a miniature version of yourself. Now that you're fully capable of feeding and clothing yourself, it's expected that you maintain your composure during stressful times. If you miss the good old days of bottles, blankies, and public outbursts then you'll be pleased to know there's a way to revert back to your baby-self. The pink adult baby kit allows adults to get away with childish behavior because you'll no longer pass for a grownup  Product DetailsThis pink adult baby kit is so easy to wear, an infant could figure it out. It comes with the diaper and jumbo safety pin which fastens to the front. If you want to complete the look shown here, you'll need the pink baby doll costume and jumbo bottle. (Good thing we sell that too!) Playtime! Once you've transformed into a little one, feel free to crawl around, drink beverages from a "baba," and scream as loud as you want, but if you need your diaper changed, don't come crying to us.      


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Plus Size Cute Court Jester Women's Costume

Plus Size Cute Court Jester Women's Costume

1228414688

$49.99

Party PlansWhen you go to a party, what's your role? Are you the one who helps refill bowls of chips and makes sure there's plenty of Solo cups on the table next to the punch? No? Do you seem to gravitate to the sound system, fingers itching to control the music, change up the beat and get some people on the dance floor? Close but no cigar, eh? Hmm, we know! You're the trickster, aren't you? Well, there's only one costume that perfectly plays to your strong suits. A classic jester! As it happens, we've got a terrific Made by Us costume for just that with this Cute Court Jester Plus Costume.Design & DetailsEveryone will think you're a natural when you show up to your next costumed event in this ensemble. You'll love the dress with its classic diamond print, the funky hemline is supported by a petticoat so your dress will retain its full and flirty shape all night. The collar will add extra flair to your costume, a classic ruff fits around your neck and points over the sweetheart neckline of the dress, ending in two clownish pom-poms adding to the clownish look. Finally, the costume is polished off by the matching fingerless gloves so when you're pulling off your cartwheels, you'll look like you just graduated Magna Cum Laude from Clown College.About Practical JokesNot all people can pull off a practical joke. Some people go to small, like putting raisins in the punch. Confusing? Yes, if anyone notices. Funny? Umm, not really. Other practical joke fans go too big. Like letting a raccoon lose in the party. Frightening? Totally. Funny? No, absolutely not! You, however, have the balance down to an art. You know that while revealing that your dish to pass is actually a rubber chicken can be funny, while waiting until that rubber chicken is in the oven, permanently stinking up the house is going too far. That's why you're going to make such a good jester!


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Adult Baby Costume

Adult Baby Costume

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$29.99

A couple of babiesYou sometimes walk by a baby in a stroller and think, “Ah. I wish someone would push me around like that.” Or perhaps you pass a family carrying their little one as they hike and take in the views and think, “Carry me! Why must life get harder as we get older?”It’s OK, we think about these things too. While we have yet to figure out the secret to reverse aging, we think we may have just the thing to bring a little extra TLC to your life: this Adult Baby Costume. You may be a grown-up who does taxes and has a 401K, but that doesn’t mean you can’t indulge your infantile side. Show everyone at the party just what a big and funny baby you can be and watch as the cuddles, sweets, and maybe even a push in a stroller (or at least a lift home in your friend’s car) come cooing your way.Product DetailsWhile the teddy bear, giant baby bottle, and pacifier accessories shown in the photo are sold separately--don’t cry--you should get them to complete your comical baby look. Here, here, look here! Don’t cry. See? This ensemble includes a bib, bonnet, and a bodysuit with a built-in wire hoop. It’s a look that can be worn by either men or women, and one size fits most. If that’s not something to giggle in an insanely cute way at, well, we don’t know what is.


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Adult White Afro Wig

Adult White Afro Wig

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$9.99

Clown hair comes in all shapes and colors, from classic red to goofy green, or even every color striped across their hairdo. It used to be thought that a clown's hair color was somehow linked to their position and status within the clown hierarchy, kind of like how the color of karate belts indicate skill. The true meaning behind clown hairstyles is still being studied, and we may never know what it truly stands for. One thing that we do know, though, is that white haired clowns are some of the rarest and most highly skilled, sort of like the clown-equivalent of a unicorn. We don't know exactly what it takes to earn this coveted 'fro, but luckily you can just buy this White Afro Wig and skip over everything else. This is the perfect style for the modern clown who's looking for a chic new look. It may not be as silly and in-your-face as puffy red hair, but everyone will be just as excited to see a rare white haired clown at their party!


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Plus Size Ravishing Ringmaster Women's Costume

Plus Size Ravishing Ringmaster Women's Costume

1213245816

$69.99

A recruitment offerDid you catch that all-important email? Scroll down your inbox just a touch, and look for a very special note. Because when you click open, you will see that you've got a fantastic opportunity from one of the world's most premiere circuses. That's right, they want you to be their next Ringmaster. Are you up for it?You might be rather surprised they'd give you a shot, since you're seemingly short on the qualifications, but we're sure you've got that special something that they're really looking for. Style, panache, and the ability to crack a whip, too! Even if you're still working on that whip handling, don't sweat it. Just fake it till you make it!Of course, you're going to want to prepare before you hop out on a flight to meet your traveling crew, so we suggest suiting up with a style that will have you ready for the glamorous life under the big top. And we would most certainly suggest this Ravishing Ringmaster costume. It's elite, it's stylish, and it's ready to help you run the show!Design & DetailsThis Ravishing Ringmaster costume in plus sizes is made and designed right here at HalloweenCostumes.com. And that means it's a Made by Us exclusive! We put extra attention into our costume designs, and this style most certainly delivers. It comes with the hat, bowtie, vest, jacket, and pants. All with exquisite detail! All you'll need to complete the style is costume boots and maybe, just maybe, that whip. We have both available as costume accessories if you don't have them at home!the big showWe're all about getting as close to the real deal as possible. And while you (probably) won't be suiting up for a circus assignment any time soon, it's a fun and unique costume style for your next party. So, go in this Ravishing Ringmaster costume, and get ready for the big show!


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Adult Inflatable Chicken Costume

Adult Inflatable Chicken Costume

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$59.99

Chicken ChaosIt started out as a normal night. There you were, waddling down the street on your way to a Halloween party, pecking a little at the sidewalk when you thought you saw a gummy worm (it turned out to be a regular worm - no thanks.) It wasn't long before you realized that you were being followed. You turned around fast, flapping your wings and squawking a challenge. Out of a nearby car jumped a familiar figure - the KFC mascot! "That's some finger-lickin' chicken!" the Colonel yelled, charging your way. "You'll make enough delicious entrees to last the rest of the year!" Product DetailsIt's no wonder the Colonel mistook you for the real deal - this Adult Chicken Inflatable Costume is a clucking great disguise! The bodysuit has adorable fowl details, from the yellow feet and beak to the red comb and tailfeathers. An attached fan keeps your costume inflated even while doing the Funky Chicken on the dance floor. A viewing port in the neck is lined with clear material so that you can see where you're going. Narrow EscapeAs you ducked into a nearby alley to escape the KFC madness, you realized that your escape route is blocked by another figure in white. A fellow chicken? No! It was someone wearing the Chick-Fil-A uniform! "Eat Mor Chikin!" she yelled, running at you while brandishing dipping sauce. You turned around, but the Colonel has blocked the way back. As you watch, they charge at each other, hollering that the big chicken is theirs to claim. While they fought it out, barbecue and gravy flying, you sneaked out as quietly as you can. This chicken has lived to cluck another day! 


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Broken Glasses

Broken Glasses

1228413346

$7.99

A.P. ClassWelcome to your first A.P. class. What's that? No, you've got it wrong. This is not an advanced placement class, this is a class for accident-prone students. We can see how that would be confusing but what can we say, the teacher of this class is also mistake-prone. For our first class, we're going to focus on risk mitigation when it comes to trips and falls. The most important thing for you to remember is if you're balancing on something or trying something new, make sure you find a safe placement. Rollerblading near water or standing on one leg near a campfire are both dangerous. However, balancing on a short wall in the middle of a grassy lawn might be worth the risk. Looks like that's the bell. Next week we're covering knocking items over so be sure to read the chapter on liquids that stain! Product DetailsThis pair of glasses will make the heart of anyone who's nearsighted skip a beat. The black glasses have lenses printed with a shattered design. A great accessory for nerd costumes and accident victims, you're sure to have a lot of fun slipping on these surprisingly stable broken glasses!


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Child Inflatable Avocado Costume

Child Inflatable Avocado Costume

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$44.99

You Guac! Ask a kid to eat a bowl full of squishy, slimy, pale green goop and their most likely response would be "Gross! No!" That's totally fine. You see, as soon as they discover how truly delicious avocadoes are, you're going to have much less guac for yourself. Instead of scooping a chipful out of the bowl whenever you want and enjoying its amazing flavor, you'lll have to start hiding your favorite snack. Hiding it won't work, though. You'll be doomed to share your guac forever! Product DetailsThis funny Inflatable Avocado Kid's Costume will guac your child's world! When fully inflated, the outfit resembles an avocado half with a dark green back and layers of lighter green and yellow on the front side. It features a roomy hole for your child's face as well as comfortable arm and leg openings. Best of all, its large, inflated brown "pit" can be removed from the center and used for (gentle) play! Awesome AvocadoGive your little avocado lover the most hilarious costume her or she has ever seen! The outfit would be equally perfect for a Cinco de Mayo celebration as it is for Halloween, since both occasions are better when an avocado shows up. Actually, almost any situation would be better with an avocado on hand. No matter what, you have a delicious snack to share. You might even be able to barter a Halloween candy trade of a bite of yummy guac. (Real guac. Not this costume. Biting this costume is a bad idea.) 


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Kid's Inflatable Riding-A-Pteranodon Costume

Kid's Inflatable Riding-A-Pteranodon Costume

1265318352

$49.99

Can We Keep It? Hey everybody! Look what we found at the animal shelter! We know, we know, we said that we were going to find a nice, small kitten, but wait till you see how friendly this guy is! He's mostly house-trained (except for gnawing on sofas like they're chew toys), doesn't make any messes (unless you count all the accidents he causes when people catch sight of it in public) and is much more fun than taking the bus! So can we keep it? We'll change its newspapers and everything! Product DetailsThe sky's the limit in this Inflatable Riding-A-Pteranodon Costume for Kids! The inflatable outfit is made of sturdy fabric and has an attached fan mounted on the back. It's shaped like the famous beaked dino, complete with outspread wings and a red horn. Step into it like you're putting on a pair of pants and fasten the drawstring around your waist. A pair of fake legs is sewn to the costume to look like you're riding on top. A pair of reins is attached to the neck. The Best Pet on the Block Dogs, cats, hamsters, and even the occasional snake are lots of fun, but who do you know that has a flying dinosaur for a pet? Imagine what you can do with your new steed. One of the best things of all is making people do double-takes when they watch you walk by. Not even other trick or treaters will be able to believe their eyes! 


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Mrs / Mr Potato Head Costume

Mrs / Mr Potato Head Costume

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$54.99

Resting Potato Face We've all been in situations where our inner expression looked a lot different than our outer expression, right? Maybe we were in a solemn situation and felt the urge to giggle, or had to sit with a polite smile while Uncle Bob told us his favorite fishing story for the one hundred and seventy-seventh time. Potato heads are under no such obligation to be polite. They can wear whatever expressions we want them to wear. Lucky spuds! Product DetailsPut your best face forward with this officially licensed Mrs/Mr Potato Head Adult Costume! The outfit includes a sleeveless, foam-backed tunic made of brown polyester interlock-knit fabric. It fastens at the back and is roomy enough to wear over your preferred lightweight outfit. Fabric ears are sewn to each side of the tunic, but the other facial parts can be swapped around on the tunic as desired. The "female" set includes eyes with purple eyelashes, an oval nose, red lips, and a yellow flowered hat, while the "male" set includes round eyes, a red nose, a black mustache, and a toothy smile. DIY Cosmetic Surgery Have you ever gotten the urge to dramatically switch up your look, but didn't want to pay for the procedure? Now you can try swapping out noses, eyes, and even facial hair without having to worry about making a permanent change. Better yet, get a friend to dress up as a second Potato Head and swap accessories with them for even more hilarity! How would a cute floppy hat look with the mustache option? We're about to find out! 


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Womens Pink Adult Baby Pajamas Costume

Womens Pink Adult Baby Pajamas Costume

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$24.99

Don't Wanna Grow UpWere you excited to grow up as a kid? Adults were allowed to do so many different things. They bought ice cream whenever they wanted. They got to stay up late, use forbidden words, and drive cars. We were bribed into adulthood by all these little details and it wasn't until we were deep into living that nine to five lifestyle that we realized we made a big mistake. Gone are the days we get to take midday naps. Gone are little bowls of applesauce, the cups that won't spill when you turn them over, and the people who lean over and coo as they ask you what your favorite color is. Life as an adult is tough but there's no going back. . . or is there?Product DetailsYou're sure to stay cozy in these cute pink pajamas. The design is warm and simple with oversized sleeves and legs with footies that fit over your shoes of choice. You can slip these on easily with the zipper right up the front. You can even layer clothing underneath to keep warm in cold weather. Pair this pajama suit with any of our accessories from bottles to a lollipop to make your look complete. Going GagaWhether you're heading out to a costume party, celebrating a new baby at a baby shower, or you're simply planning to hang at your crib and watch cartoons, you're sure to enjoy wearing this ensemble. In a dusty pale pink, you'll feel like you've gone back to your childhood. No one is going to judge you for eating Mac and Cheese and popsicles for dinner. You've gained the right to rave about cartoons and to cuddle teddy bears. While growing up might have been a big mistake, we're pretty sure returning to childhood a second time is going to be a lot more fun. Hey, this time you can buy your own ice cream! 


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Green Gloves for Adults

Green Gloves for Adults

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$6.99

If you have ever wondered why your mutant broccoli monster costume isn't getting the scares you were hoping for, or why your fancy tailored green tuxedo just doesn't look as dashing as you were expecting, take a look at your accessories. You can put all of the detail you want into the body, mask, and limbs of a scary monster costume, but if you still have human hands and feet, it's just not gonna fly! Or, if you show up to a dinner party in a well tailored, custom designed tuxedo and overcoat, but you don't have the gloves to match, it's going to look like you forgot something. So, have you caught onto what we're getting at yet? You need a pair of these Green Gloves! These stretchy, green, adult-sized gloves are the perfect accessory for your green-themed costumes and everyday wardrobe. You'll thank us when you are out in your leprechaun costume, and you need to slap someone with a glove to challenge them to a duel!


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Girls Infant Kooky Lil Clown Costume

Girls Infant Kooky Lil Clown Costume

1320903939

$34.99

Lil CutieBecoming a clown is more about natural charisma and character than about any formal training that you could get at clown school. That is what makes babies such naturals when it comes to clowning around. Well, to be fair, they get tons of practice as well.Still, we are sure that your baby will be the cutest of them all when wearing this adorable costume. The only thing still needed now is an even smaller clown car!Product DetailsMaking sure you are dressed right for any occasion is very important, which is why we recommend setting yourself up right with this Girls Infant Kooky Lil Clown Costume. The one piece dress and hat have all the adorable elements that you are looking for in a kooky clown costume. The striped details of this costume go perfectly with the black and white spots, as well as the bright red buttons and appliqued ribbon "suspenders." This costume is both comfortable and stylish, so we are sure you will love it as much as your baby does. Turning your child into the cutest clown in the whole world might not seem like too big of a stretch, and you will be right when you have this cool and cute costume!Funny LookingIf you are searching for the perfect way to look classic and original, then you are in the right place. You will feel like a winner in this cool and comfortable costume. Just make sure you have a camera handy to capture all those especially clowny moments on film!


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Toilet Paper Costume for Adults

Toilet Paper Costume for Adults

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$39.99

Staple Shortage There’s a saying that goes “You never know what you have until it’s gone.” Think about all the things you use on a daily basis that make our lives livable but that you usually don’t take notice of. For example, forks and spoons, so we don’t have to eat with our fingers. You don’t really consider how useful they are until you pour yourself a bowl of cereal and then realize none of your spoons are clean. (We don’t recommend trying to eat the cereal with a fork. Very inefficient.) One of the greatest underappreciated champions of our households is toilet paper. Of all the things to run out of, it is possibly the worst. What else are we supposed to use to entertain our cats or make an emergency mummy costume? And what is sadder than having to throw a party on short notice when you don’t have any? Where’s the fun in decorating without toilet paper streamers and lovely white paper flowers?  Product Details Show your appreciation of our unsung hero with this Toilet Paper Costume! It has a wire rim to keep that nice round shape and a printed flower design to look like the real thing. The tunic goes over any outfit so you can stay comfy in your own clothes while still showing off a unique costume. You could also get a friend to dress up as a toilet (or even the poop that goes in it) and have a fun group theme! A Notable Necessity Although it’s technically not a superhero, we think toilet paper is pretty great. It certainly saves people from a lot of different poopy situations! If you’re also a fan, then this Toilet Paper Costume is for you. Bring some laughter to any party all while reminding people what types of things really save the world every day! 


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Men's Vintage Strongman Costume

Men's Vintage Strongman Costume

1312076173

$59.99

While we have plenty of respect for lifting weights in the gym, getting buff these days seems like a kind of boring activity compared to the weight lifting strategies of the strongmen of the past. For one, they focused on little muscles, like making sure their grip was intense by lifting heavy books with one finger at a time, doesn't sound like much but it sure would be an amusing activity to walk in on!A strong grip was more important to the retro lifters rather than the look of intense oily abs that seem to be so popular today. Men that weren't all that muscled looking, and showed their strength in weird ways like swinging three kegs of beer by their neck or lifting a 2,800 pound anchor. We're sure that's not great for your body. One of the most popular strongmen had his feat recreated in cartoons again and again. He caught a cannon ball with nothing but his chest and hands. It's an activity we really wouldn't recommend, the first time he did it he lost three fingers! Anyway, these days you don't have to catch a cannon ball or even lift a weight to become a notable strong man, all you need is this tatted up strong man costume! Perfect for the Halloween party or circus themed event, the main one piece striped suit of this ensemble will gain you instant respect in the weight lifting crowd. . . maybe. How would we know? We don't know all the weight lifters in the world but they'd probably like it! The tatted leggings and sleeves will make it look like you've been living that circus lifestyle. Pair the ensemble with an epic mustache and you'll make your mark on the Halloween scene. You won't even need to rip a phone book in half!


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Girl's Toy Soldier Costume

Girl's Toy Soldier Costume

1235915739

$34.99

Seasonal SelectionDo you decorate your house for the holiday season? If you do, do you have a favorite theme? Some people love snowmen more than anything. Others love to put figures of Santa Claus all over their houses. Or maybe you like to see penguins everywhere you look! These are all great options, but we have a bit of a soft spot for nutcrackers, too. We’re not really sure why they’re usually dressed like soldiers, but we think there’s something about them that just feels classic. And of course, The Nutcracker ballet has helped to make them a symbol of the season—even if they can’t actually open any chestnuts!Design and DetailsYour little one can be the hero who helps to defeat the Mouse King with this gorgeous Toy Soldier Costume. This dress was Made By Us so your child can have an outfit that will help them feel the holiday spirit anytime they want! The red and blue dress features adorable ruffles on the cuffs and skirt, along with matching gold epaulets, trim, and buttons. The chest straps and belt add fun detail to the outfit, and the traditional hat finishes everything off with a fluffy white feather. Your child will have a great time parading around in this delightful costume—but we do have to caution them against trying to crack nuts with their teeth!


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Big Top Clown Costume for Adults

Big Top Clown Costume for Adults

1265314889

$34.99

Have you ever wanted to run away to the circus? People still do it, you know. There's tight-rope walkers, the fire breathers, and trapeze artists. All of those activities sound pretty dangerous though. Those thrill seekers don't realize the way to an audience's heart isn't through fear and awe, but through shenanigans and jollification. When you're a clown the big top is your Broadway, your Hollywood. Your slapstick antics can shine nation-wide once you've entered that well-lit arena. There's no way to make it to the big top if you don't start at the little bottom. Like everything else, good clowning starts with the little things, and parties are perfect for the little things. Take the pom-poms on your patched up jacket, they're soft and squishy, as tempting to squeeze as that nose on your face. Everything about this classic ensemble says "I'm here to get zany". Whether your specialty is balloon animals or juggling, you just might be the one to rekindle the love of clowns in the next generation. Just be sure to complete the uniform with clunky shoes, red nose, and a rainbow wig. Show up fully assembled, because you never know when circus recruiters might be scouting out a birthday party. Bring innocent fun back to clowning, if anyone can do it, you can. All you need to do is practice that unique chuckle and come up with a really great clown name and you got this one in the bag. Before you know it you'll be traveling the cirque with the best of them!


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Soap and Loofa Adult Couples Costume

Soap and Loofa Adult Couples Costume

1265318360

$44.99

The Couple That Showers Together Stays TogetherThere's a lot you can learn about your sweetie from their hygiene habits. Do they like the water boiling hot or only lukewarm? Do they only use a specific kind of shampoo? What if they have long hair: Do they wash it neatly down the drain or leave it swirled in interesting patterns on the shower wall? Whatever the story, it's a good way to learn to tolerance and how to appreciate each other's quirks (unless they use your favorite body wash again. Then it's war.) Product DetailsLook squeaky clean and super cute in your Adult Soap and Loofa Couples Costume! The set contains two tunics, the first of which is white and shaped like a rectangle, with the word "Soap" printed in caps on the front. The second tunic is a strapless number with a drawstring band and fluffy tiers of pink mesh and a matching pink shower cap. The set also includes bubble balloons that you can carry or stick on your costumes, as well as decorative stickers shaped like rubber ducks, suds, and more. Rub a Dub Dub Show off your favorite form of joint self-care by teaming up with your sweetheart for the perfect tanden costume! You'll be the freshest dating pair around, and better yet, there's no need to actually shower before putting on your outfits because everyone will already assume that you've freshened up. (If you're a little stinky, though, they'll probably be able to tell.) 


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Adult Blue Clown Wig

Adult Blue Clown Wig

1266352022

$9.99

Twist on a ClassicWhen it's time to clown around and bring people smiles, you want to be wearing an outfit that lets everyone know what a good time they're in for! A clown wig is a great addition to your costume if you want to have that traditional look without cutting your own hair and dyeing it a crazy color. Product DetailsDraw all eyes to your epic comedy act when you wear your exclusive Blue Clown Wig for Adults! The mesh wig cap has an elastic edge to keep it snugly in place on your head (although you might want to pin it down for any tumbling routines). It's completely covered in tight curls of synthetic hair the color of a blue raspberry candy. Showtime! Ready to hear the cheers? Make this wig the crowning touch to your circus performer outfit! You'll be the main attraction the carnival, Halloween party, and more. 


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Candy Clown Wig

Candy Clown Wig

1213245378

$12.99

Are you ready to usher back the reign of the happy clown? Well, we think it's about time! Those clown naysayers have had the floor long enough. So, don those cheery pastel colors, make sure your balloons are organized, and tighten the laces of your giant shoes. Today is your turn! What's your clowning specialty? You don't really seem like you're the slap stick type, tumbling over yourself as you run from a Billy goat in a circus ring. Hey, you might be that kind of clown, how should we know? We've never been to clown college! It's just that your fashionable look suggests your clowning abilities are more refined. You might take cartwheeling to a whole new level or maybe you're a talented juggler. Whatever your talent is, we're confident of one thing: you are not a mime! With this cotton candy hair of yours, we're sure that you have much more fun than those monochromatic folks. This slightly curled hair with all the volume you can ask for is sure to stand out in a crowd, clown crowd or otherwise. Now all you need to do is decide on your clown name!


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Womens Red Rose Costume

Womens Red Rose Costume

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$39.99

Flower PowerOne only needs to look on Insta to see that plants and flowers are BIG right now. Like, huge. And while succulents had their moment and some could call 2020 the year of the Monstera, there's only one flower that can claim its place as a true perennial, time and time again. Who needs trends when you can become a true classic?A red rose is iconic. A red rose whispers of romance. It sings of mysterious floral deliveries from secret admirers. Of Valentine's Day dinners and honeymoon suites and winter bouquets. It calls to mind late nights walking the streets of Paris, hand in hand, accordion music floating in the background. Maybe we're waxing poetic, but that's the thing about a red rose...it inspires romantic ideals and sweeps you off your feet. If that sounds like your cup of tea, then this Women's Red Rose Costume has your name written all over it (in swirly calligraphy, no less)! Swoon. Product DetailsThis strapless jumpsuit is exclusive to us and styled to perfection! Step into the rose's stem—by way of green velvety pants—and zip up the petal-adorned bustier-style top. This piece offers the perfect amount of flirty romance, with its rich colors that paint you in pretty tones and its contours that hug your form. This costume requires little accessorizing to be absolutely breathtaking—the finest things in life are often the simplest.Rose to the OccasionWell, we think it's safe to safe you've outdone yourself in terms of Halloween costumes. But why not take this look out on the town for a night? Or to the grocery store? Bloom where you are planted, as they say!


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Adult Quarter Costume

Adult Quarter Costume

1268872399

$34.99

Pocket ChangeAhh, the good ol' days. Remember a time when people used to actually carry around physical money? These days, everyone seems to carry a card, but in the 90s, you could find us hanging out at the arcade with a pocket full of shiny quarters. There's just something satisfying about the feel of a round quarter as you push it into a pinball machine!Well, we wanted to craft a costume that captured the style of a brand new quarter that's ready for an arcade cabinet. Our designers took great care in getting every detail just right and infused it directly into this amazing Quarter Costume for adults!Design & DetailsTransform into the coin that every arcade machine used to feed on! This Adult Quarter Costume is a simple costume that can be worn over any clothing, making it both quick and easy. It comes with a foam-backed tunic in a round shape. It has the shiny, silver image of a quarter on the front and back, completed with the side bust of George Washington and an eagle. The tunic fits with a pair of adjustable shoulder straps, so just toss it on over your head and you'll be ready


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Adult Skeleton Dragon Inflatable Costume

Adult Skeleton Dragon Inflatable Costume

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$89.99

The Night Is Dark and Full of TerrorsStrike fear into the hearts of many--but do it in a softer way--with this Inflatable Adult Skeleton Dragon Costume. With the simple click of the on switch, a tiny motor activates a fan that fully inflates this costume in moments. The white dragon bones pop against a dark, black background, and the wings and tail show the others in the room that you are not to be trifled with. It doesn't get any easier than an inflatable costume--but nobody will dare suggest that to your face.Product DetailsThis is a BYOB (bring your own batteries) situation, but you'll want to have extras on hand anyway because you won't want to take this Inflatable Adult Skeleton Dragon Costume off. The opening is in the front and it's easy to close and easy to remove so there's no need for an assistant's help all night. A battery powered fan inflates the costume and keeps you cool. Every bit, from your fingers to your toes, will be covered, and a clear panel inside the mouth helps you see where you're going. Flap your wings, wiggle your tail, and let out a roar, because you've arrived.Fly the SkiesYou won't really be able to take flight, but inside this Inflatable Adult Skeleton Dragon Costume you might feel like soaring through the air. There's no way to feel cramped or sweaty with a constant breeze around you, and who could be sad when they're dressed as a dragon? 


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Infant Great Grandpa Costume

Infant Great Grandpa Costume

1265313901

$19.99

You Young Whippersnappers There's something a little bit...different about your cute little baby. Have you noticed that he seems to prefer mashed prunes over any other food? You already know that his "dentures" are missing and that he needs a walker to get around. But he also gets fussy if some young hooligan is playing too-loud music around him, and he likes to talk really loudly over anyone else in earshot. Have you considered the fact that your little guy is extra mature for his age? Product DetailsDoes your baby already seem like an old soul? Dress him in this exclusive Great Grandpa Costume for Infants! The hilarious costume includes a jersey knit jumpsuit that has a top that's printed to resemble a green vest and black suspenders over a white shirt. The collar is sewn with a bowtie made of the same plaid print as the jumpsuit's legs. Felt fabric glasses with faux eyebrows and a felt hat with faux sideburns completes the ageing process! When I Was Your Age...Dressing your baby as a great-grandpa is a surefire way to inspire lots of laughs! Thanks to the adorable faux suspenders and the bushy eyebrows, this little man looks ready to deliver a long speech about how he used to have to walk uphill to school both ways (during raging blizzards, too!) Fortunately, Great-Grandpa here is also happy to laugh along with everyone and enjoy all the little moments this Halloween, which is truly a sign of the wisdom that comes with age. 


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Adult Inflatable Sloth Costume

Adult Inflatable Sloth Costume

1265318348

$49.99

How Slow Can You Go? Sloths aren't so great at track meets and you'll never see one compete in the Indy 500, but boy are they champions at taking the scenic route. Sloths move so slowly that they frequently forget where they were originally planning to go and just decide to catch a few zzz's instead. Are they relatable or what? Product DetailsDo things at your own speed when you wear this laugh-out-loud Inflatable Sloth Costume for Adults! The one-piece outfit is made of sturdy white and brown polyester windbreaker fabric with a zipper up the back that makes it easy (although not necessarily fast) to get in and out of. A fan installed behind your left hip keeps you inflated for as long as you're wearing the costume, and the fully enclosed feet, complete with faux sloth toes, ensures that minimal air escapes. Two attached sloth arms inflate until they stick out to each side as though ready for a giant sloth hug. Human-sized brown mitts are attached to each arm so that you can use your own hands. The fully enclosed oversized head is printed with eyebrows, eyes, a nose, and the mouth is fitted with a clear plastic viewing port. You'll need to be able to see in order to pick out the perfect location for napping. Rest Is BestWhy join the rat race when you could look amazing while chilling on a comfortable branch. Zip up your costume and then give yourself permission to relax. Putting on an outfit this awesome is the only "work' you need to do today. 


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Kid's Green Man Skin Suit

Kid's Green Man Skin Suit

1265314385

$24.99

Every Halloween, you know you’re going to see a cat, and a self-referencing play on words, and a politician, and a monster. You’re going to see whatever big trend was on the news, and whatever character stood out in the latest blockbuster. You’re going to see superheroes and supervillains, pirates and gangsters. You’re going to see the same costumes you’ve seen for years.You’re not going to let your little one contribute to this mundane mediocrity! By George, you’re going to come up with a spectacularly original costume, one that no one has ever seen before. Maybe you’ll create a painfully detailed, stunning accurate 16th-century Templar knight, complete with hand-crafted chainmail. Or a wolf-man costume covered in real yak hair, just like they used in the old movies. Or a mermaid with real scales. Or maybe, originality (and time and money) can be saved by simply shelling out for this Child Green Man Skin Suit. Now your child can successfully blend in with the lawn, or some bushes, or a grassy knoll—instead of blending in with other costumers!


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Blue Big Baby Socks Men's

Blue Big Baby Socks Men's

1265314738

$6.99

You've Gotta Be KiddingThe nursery hasn't seemed the same after you left. Little Tommie doesn't have anyone to toss rings with. Jenny has been bothering everyone to play Ring around the Rosie but no one wants to play without your festive yet sure skip. And when Junior face-timed you last week crying with pudding smudged across his face you knew it was time to escape office life and come back for a day or two. Product DetailsThese light blue socks might look like they're made for babies but they'll fit you just fine. The cotton socks have ribbed cuffs, two ABC blocks printed on the flexible material. Socks like these will be the perfect touch to any infant ensemble, completing your ensemble to every detail.Put Down the Pen and Into the PlaypenIt was a great escape, you tugged off your tie in the car, blasting Raffi all the way. You stop at the gas station to pick up a six pack of lollipops. When you park your car, opening the door you can almost already smell the light baby powder and spit up rags. Be real about how you feel. Being a grown-up is no fun, you've got to kid!


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Kids Old Man Costume

Kids Old Man Costume

1268872438

$34.99

WHAT A SMART... CHILD!Once upon a time, there was a child with the wittiest of tongues and quickest of minds. His parents simply didn't know what to do with the kid. They would ask, "Child? What would you like to be when you grow up?" And the child, tongue in cheek replied, "Old!" At first, it was amusing and the parents did indeed laugh. But, time and time again, they would ask the questions. "What will you do when you're grown?" Said the child: Relax on my porch! They tried, "How will you greet your neighbors?" Said the child: Stay off my lawn! They asked, thinking themselves especially clever, "What job will you claim on your taxes?" Said the child: Retired! Even more exhausted than their supposedly elderly child, they were about ready to give up when genius struck. "How will you pay to maintain this lawn?" Thought the child: I better get started now! DESIGN & DETAILSWith this Made By Us and chuckle-worthy costume, you can make that dream a reality. This Child's Old Man costume might be a bit confusing to talk about, but it is only amusing to see in action! That's thanks to the digitally printed jersey shirt and vest that is digitally printed to look in old-timey style and stuffed for that "one too many homecooked meals" look! The gray Newsie hat is a perfect addition and the glasses feature the bushiest of eyebrows and a mustache of sherpa fur. With the high-quality design of our in-house team, it might even last until your kiddo is old enough to look the part! AN OLD JOKE!If you've got a kiddo who's too smart for their own good, best let them see what it is like being old sooner than later! This Old Man costume is just the ticket for a hysterical time. (Just imagine the holiday pictures this year with Grandpa Kiddo.)


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Vintage Pierrot Clown Women's Costume

Vintage Pierrot Clown Women's Costume

1266095116

$49.99

Sad clown? Oh no, no, no, not anymore. There is nothing sad about you and you're about to prove it to the world. The archaic stereotypes associated with Pierrot clowns are about to be destroyed by no one other than YOU.Trust us, we don't want to give you a history lesson because it's not our intention to put you to sleep, but way back in the day Pierrot clowns were the butt of jokes. And girl, that is just not you and it's not what the sensitive jokesters stand for anymore. The clown community is counting on you to make the change!Once you're dressed in this vintage Pierrot clown costume, just exude your usual confidence and the antiquated stigma will start fading away. Anyway, it will be difficult not to feel bold when you're dressed in a pair of sassy overall-style suspender shorts. The ruffled shirt adds some texture to the ensemble, while the ruffled collar provides necessary old-fashioned detail. Hike up the striped leggings (which will elongate your legs) and plop the pom-pom decorated hat on your head and you're ready to transform the Parisian streets into your own personal catwalk. Pierrot clowns of the past will be grateful that you've single-handedly changed their public image. When you look this stylish, it's impossible not to make a statement!


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Infant Sock Monkey Costume

Infant Sock Monkey Costume

1235918377

$24.99

We all love socks. That warm, fuzzy knit material is always there to keep our feet cozy and protected. They're even super good for dusting our floors with if we slide around the room enough. If only we could just wear one big sock for our whole body. You know what else is really fun and cuddly? Monkeys. Those little guys are always just swinging around with their goofy arms and long tail being completely adorable. All they ask for in return is a few bananas to munch on here and there. Most of them seem like they'd be absolutely fantastic cuddlers. When they're not running around like maniacs, they're usually fast asleep all snuggled up with the rest of their family. It seemed only natural that the comfort of socks joined forces with the cuddly and cut nature of those fruit-loving fuzzy primates. Thus the most cozy invention since the heated steering wheels was born! The sock monkey has graced the homes of most every household, whether it was handmade or store bought since 1870, and have never gone out of style! In fact, we're putting them even more into style! Just check out this super comfy looking Sock Monkey Infant Costume. It's made of knit flannel fabric so it's soft and warm for your own little bundle of joy during those chilly fall months when costume parties are all over the place! Just be sure to pack your bag with a few bananas, because this growing guy is always hungry for more!


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Men's Plus Size Ringmaster Costume

Men's Plus Size Ringmaster Costume

1213245274

$59.99

P. T. Barnum build a legendary circus, but does anyone remember Bailey's name when it comes to Barnum & Bailey? Nope! Why not? James Anthony Bailey (That was his name, by the way. Good ol' J. A. Bailey, although it doesn't have the ring of P. T. Barnum, we admit) was at least half of Barnum & Bailey's Circus. Then you've got the Ringling Brothers, who teamed up with Barnum & Bailey to form the greatest show on earth. But do you know any of their names? Of course not. You're too busy enjoying the incredible circus! You wouldn't even know how many brothers there were (There were seven brothers, although only five of the brothers worked to build the circus together).So what we're saying is, when you decide to become the Ringmaster of the greatest show on earth, you're going to want to make sure you've got a memorable name. How about... P. T. Barnling? Or Ringling Barnbros? Okay those could use some work. But listen, you're the entertainer, not us! You come up with the unforgettable name. In the meantime, you can practice your image and showmanship in this gorgeous Ringmaster costume. You'll also probably need to fend of some lions and command and elephant to stand on two legs. Classic Ringmaster stuff, if you're up for it. Just don't lose your top hat thinking up that name. It'll come to you as naturally as your skills as a Ringmaster. You're a part of the circus now, friend. Give them a show to write home about (or tweet about. Might get more buzz by tweeting).Note: We are not responsible for any elephant, lion, or trapeze attacks while wearing this costume.


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Venus Flytrap Costume

Venus Flytrap Costume

1289660737

$69.99

The venus flytrap is one of those great examples of nature’s deep-down weirdness, a plant that can eat animals. Imagine what a shock that must have been to the first people who saw one of these jagged-jawed plants snap shut on an unsuspecting fly. They were used to a landscape of dangerous animals who wouldn’t think twice about eating them, but up until that moment, they had probably assumed those green leafy things were no threat. That’s the kind of discovery that can keep a primitive human up at night.Of course, in real life carnivorous plants are no danger to humans - most can’t process anything larger than an insect - but that hasn’t kept them out of our horror movie fantasies. Man-eating plants have been a staple of cheap monster movies for ages, and even the occasional big-budget musical. There’s something so wrong yet right about a plant that can turn the tables on the food chain, it’s no surprise that they’ve captured our imagination.Join the vegetable revolution with this impressive venus flytrap costume, featuring a shaped headpiece with a mesh hood for easy vision, a leafy green mantle over the chest, and a long yellow tongue. Brown elastic-waist pants form a flower pot that allows a full range of motion for a plant on the go. All of the insects at your next costume party had better watch their backs - and maybe a few of the humans too!


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Adult Inflatable Polar Bear Costume

Adult Inflatable Polar Bear Costume

1319390110

$59.99

Bear-ly There It's a good thing that the Arctic is so remote and that few people live on its icy terrain, because the predators that live there have an incredible advantage over their prey that other hunters just don't have. Take the grizzly bear, for example: Even in the middle of a forest, we'd assume that you would probably notice a huge, furry brown beast lumbering toward you. But polar bears are better at blending in, which means that you would only have time to think, "Hmm, since when do snowbanks have teeth?" before becoming an appetizer. Product DetailsBring the winter wonderland with you wherever you go when you wear your exclusive Inflatable Polar Bear Costume for Adults! The unisex bodysuit zips up the back and is made of sturdy white windbreaker material. A battery-operated fan is installed behind the right hip and inflates the suit to an impressive seven feet tall when activated. The hands are fully enclosed, and the feet have attached shoe covers. The fully-enclosed head is decorated with polar bear features. A mesh-covered view port is installed in the neck area just below a black ribbon bow tie. Snowy StyleIf you've come south for a warm weather vacation, make the most of your visit! Hit up some Halloween or Christmas parties and make friends with the humans you encounter. They might not have your favorite snacks on the menu - seriously, why don't they serve seal blubber here? - but you're adaptable and you probably won't eat your hosts in retaliaton. Probably.  


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Inflatable Adult Unicorn Ride-On Costume

Inflatable Adult Unicorn Ride-On Costume

1235916432

$49.99

Magical TransformationIn high school, you were a shy wallflower. You didn't attend many parties, and you never dressed up for Halloween (we'll circle back to that later!). But you made a firm decision—college would be a fresh start, and you would dive in head first, in every way. You would push yourself out of your comfort zone and make new friends. You would join clubs, do plays, and go to every soiree that came your way. And now? You're not only not a wallflower, but you're quite the social butterfly. There's something magical about your transformation! So, when you contemplate your Halloween costume for the upcoming bash, you want to go big, bold, and beautiful. This Adult Inflatable Ride-On Unicorn Costume is mystical and sweet, pretty and eye-catching, so you can continue to be the center of attention you were born to be!Product DetailsThis adorable outfit features a pair of drawstring pants that inflate easily, thanks to a built-in fan and battery pack (batteries not included) in the hip area. Golden shoe covered match the unicorn's front hooves and a little cone hat completes the look. Wear it with your favorite top for an over-the-top but oh-so-much-fun look that speaks volumes about your infectious personality. You're almost too good to be true in this costume.Ghost of Halloween PastNow that we have you sorted for this Halloween, let's discuss all those Halloweens you didn't dress up. You owe it to yourself to make them all up. Looks like you have months and months of Halloween parties in your future. It will only make you more popular with your crew—everyone loves a good costume party! 


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