When Skies Are GreyWe know. It's cheesy to call your child the sunshine of your life... but it's pretty true! Your little one always brightens up your day, and seems to turn any gloomy day into a day packed full of fun. Well, maybe it's time that you shared that light with the rest of the world, and we have just the outfit for that!Our in-house costume designers wanted to craft a costume that's just as lively and bright as your little one. That's why they created this adorable sun costume for toddlers! It's easy-to-wear and it brings a sunny attitude to any event!Fun DetailsThis Toddler Summer Sun Costume literally transforms your child into the sun! It's a simple, Made By Us design that's bright and cheerful to help your child share light with the world. The tunic-style top just slides on over your child's clothes, so it's easy to put on (even if your child is a little bit wiggly). The front of the tunic is shaped into a circle and has a happy face embroidered on it. Your child will be sharing the sunshine in no time!This toddler sun costume makes for a great Halloween costume, but another great use for this adorable outfit is for pre-school plays about the solar system and space-themed group costumes for the whole family!
Evolving AudreyA few of our office staff take horticulture to the next level. Mere succulents at the desk aren't enough. Not one of them is satisfied with your average philodendron. Even a fully flowering cactus still leaves them a bit thorny. But, you know what they say about pet owners that end up looking a bit like their furry friends? Let's just say we couldn't have predicted what would have happened next. It started in Accounting. Audrey was looking just a bit green. (And then viny.) The good news is that there are zero office flies and the rest of the office plants are in full bloom! Product DetailsIf you've got a bit of a green thumb and want to help spread your love for plants to the rest of your friends, you can't go wrong with this Venus Flytrap Jawesome Hat! Pop your head through the bottom hole and into the elastic cap on the top of this unique costume hat. The whole thing is designed to look like a real-to-live man-eating plant! Thanks to the felt teeth and curly vines, you'll be all smiles.Greens for DinnerWhen you give a planter twist to your style thanks to this Jawesome Hat, you'll be one with vegetation everywhere. The only question is whether snacking on broccoli is a moral quandary. We doubt anybody will argue with what kind of diet you have when they get a look at your toothy grin, though!
Trouble in ParadiseWhen all the LOL Surprise dolls get together, they need over 500 gallons of tea for the tea party. They require 1000 scones, 200 pounds of butter, 150 jars of jam, and an unheard of number of cucumber and mayonnaise sandwiches.From the beginning to the end of the tea party, though, everyone has the best time. Just chit chatting and enjoying one another’s company is all that they need. That is, until the tea runs out… The whole mood changes if there isn’t enough tea!Product DetailsMaking sure you are dressed right for any occasion is very important, which is why we recommend setting yourself up right with this Kids Pop Heart LOL Surprise Costume. The included A-line satin dress has pretty, glittery graphics on the front and back. The mech leggings have an elastic waistband that is both comfortable and secure. The fabric-covered headband has bangs attached, so you will be sure to have that classic hairdo that you are looking for. All in all, this costume is perfect for any fan of the LOL Surprise dolls. Looking and feeling just like your favorite character is as easy as putting on this cool and quality costume!Dolled UpIf you are searching for the perfect way to look classic and magnificent, then you are in the right place. You will feel like a winner in this cool and comfortable costume. Just make sure you practice the poses that will really make you look like Pop Heart!
You've Gotta Be KiddingThe nursery hasn't seemed the same after you left. Little Tommie doesn't have anyone to toss rings with. Jenny has been bothering everyone to play Ring around the Rosie but no one wants to play without your festive yet sure skip. And when Junior face-timed you last week crying with pudding smudged across his face you knew it was time to escape office life and come back for a day or two. Product DetailsThese light blue socks might look like they're made for babies but they'll fit you just fine. The cotton socks have ribbed cuffs, two ABC blocks printed on the flexible material. Socks like these will be the perfect touch to any infant ensemble, completing your ensemble to every detail.Put Down the Pen and Into the PlaypenIt was a great escape, you tugged off your tie in the car, blasting Raffi all the way. You stop at the gas station to pick up a six pack of lollipops. When you park your car, opening the door you can almost already smell the light baby powder and spit up rags. Be real about how you feel. Being a grown-up is no fun, you've got to kid!
Scary or Total RiotWhen it comes to clowns, there’s no in-between. They’re either a wacky buffoon that makes you laugh uncontrollably at the mere sight of them, or they’re a walking nightmare that will haunt your thoughts for years to come. You never hear about clowns like Zuppo, the painfully average clown or Tad, the moderately boring clown. That’s why if you plan on being a clown (scary or funny), then you need to go all out!Of course, the start to any great clown costume lies with selecting the right makeup kit. That means you need to be audacious and you need some bright colors, whether you’re trying to entertain or scare.Product DetailsThis deluxe clown makeup kit is a professional makeup kit that includes everything you need to create the perfect clown look. It comes with a crème foundation, along with 4 vibrant crème contour shades, including blue, red, orange and black. It also comes with an eye lining pencil, a make-up brush and face powder. A powder puff and latex sponges are also included for your convenience. Finally, a clown now and a set of instructions are included to help kick start your clown look.
Enter the RingCome one, come all to the Dark Circus, where wondrous feats beyond your imagining are performed every minute...and where shadows hide the true reality of this glimmering, gilded world. A place of smiles and cotton candy by day, it is transformed into it opposite self at night. Fantastic eldritch beasts prance through the ring under the Big Top, but at second glance they appear to be only elephants and tigers after all - or so you'd like to believe. The idea that you're standing on the brim of another world, poised to tumble into its depths, is something that only the bravest can contemplate...and even they can't admit to themselves that this world may want to keep them as an audience forever. Leading the dazzling, darkling show is an enchanting ringmaster, whose skill and magical touch keeps both worlds swirling without colliding. Is she working to protect the awestruck, hapless visitors? Or is she determined to take them into the other realm when she leaves? Only one can answer that question - and she tells no secrets. Product Details Amaze and astonish your friends in your Women's Dark Ringmaster costume! A HalloweenCostumes.com exclusive, your otherworldly outfit is truly original and mesmerizing. A velvety, tailed jacket full of old-fashioned circus glamor fits snugly over an eyecatching bodysuit. The epaulets shimmy and dance with your every move as you strut through the ring. A bow tie choker and black top hat are the last words in flirty fascination. Power PlayAble to tame lions, thrill crowds, and hold fire in the palm of her hand, the Dark Circus's ringmaster will be the talk of the town - if the audience ever returns. This will be an act that no one will want to leave!
Go to Your Room (Yay!) It must be nice to be a turtle. No matter where you go, you can take your home and all of your favorite things with you. If you're stuck in a boring class, all you have to do is tuck your head inside your shell to take a cozy nap, read a good book, or watch a favorite show. Your teacher can't come in after you because you wouldn't both fit. Lots of situations would be so much better if you carried your home around on your back! Product DetailsYour Halloween or theme party will be turtle-y amazing when you're wearing your Inflatable Turtle Costume for Children! The one-piece costume fastens up the back and has attached shoe covers as well as holes for your hands. When fully inflated, the outfit looks like an enormous turtle with a brown shell, a striped underbelly, dark green spots and white claws. A hole in the inflatable hood leaves room for your whole face to peek out, and is printed with eyes and nostrils. It's Turtle TimeHow did that turtle get so big? Was there an incident involving radioactive waste? With its sturdy shell and powerful digging claws, it could be a really cool superhero! On the other hand, it can't move very fast thanks to all the air that's keeping its outfit in shape. Maybe it can be the life of the party rather than a crime-fighting newcomer. That sounds like more fun, actually - and you'd probably get more candy.
Flower PowerEveryone agrees, from the birds to the bees: flowers are great. All around, just great to have around. They’re beautiful. They’re unique. They’re simple (until you really think about it. They smell great. They help the bees keep working to pollinate our fruits and veggies, sustaining us needy humans. Yep, flowers are equal parts beautiful and talented. If you want to exude the same sort of happy vibes, you should consider a fun, unique flower pot costume! You’ll practically radiate happiness with whichever flower you choose to plant in your pot!Design & DetailsSo which will it be? Lilies? Sunflowers? The sky’s the limit in this cool Plus Size Flower Pot Costume. Using fabric suspenders to tie the foam flower pot to you at the shoulders, you can use any headpiece that fits your mood or the occasion! The best part about it is that the whole thing is part of our Made By Us collection, so you can rest assured it was crafted with love and care by our in-house design team. You can worry less about quality and more about tending to your flower’s needs!Sunshine StyleSo are you ready to assume your cool new flower persona? Make sure you wake up early to take in the morning sun, soak up all the freshwater you can get, and bury your feet in some dirt. It will be a little...weird at first. But it’s all about getting into character. And when you’re ready with your favorite petals, you can deck out your ensemble with accessories like green legging and cheery makeup.l Don’t want to wear your leafy look by your lonesome. Along with all those accessories, there are a bunch of plant costumes. You could even rock the same pot with different decorations! Two flower buddies, sitting in a garden, photosynthesizing all cool.
Bold BehaviorIf you had to choose 3 words to describe your toddler, they’d be: adventurous, fiery, and bold. Rarely does a school day go by when your kiddo isn’t sent home from daycare with a slip explaining why their pants have a new tear or stain on the knees or seat. Typically, they were the only one to find the mud puddle hidden behind the shrubs that run along the fence. When you address them about it and explain that wandering away from their teachers and diving into bushes everyday isn’t safe, they launch into what could be a 3-page paper on why it is, in fact, okay. They even try to explain why it’s better that they continue to adventure outside of their classmates’ and teachers’ eyeline. Then, every morning, when you readdress the rules of school before sending them off in their unique, mismatched, self-styled outfit, they smile with a mischievous twinkle in their eyes.Product DetailsWhen your little one came to you at a loss for what they wanted to be for Halloween you were slightly perplexed. Their go-to suggestions of explorer, dragon, or even an all-powerful fairy weren’t cutting it apparently, but you weren’t sure what would. Luckily, you found this Toddler’s Red Crayon Costume and we have to say it sounds perfect for your kiddo! The simple 2-piece ensemble turns your toddler into a bright red crayon that’s ready to leave a mark on the world—or at least another blank wall. With the cone-shaped hat on the top of their head and the tube-shaped, crayon wrapper printed tunic secured around their shoulders, they’re sure to stand out from the crowd.Color the Town RedWhether your toddler is coloring the world red at playtime or you’re hoping the bright color will keep them visible even if they dive into the bushes while trick-or-treating, this Red Crayon Costume for toddlers is the choice for you and yours!
Some little girls want to dress as princesses all day. They want the tiaras, and the fancy dresses, and the clackety heals. Some want to be cops just like their dads. They chase the dog around, trying to arrest the “bad guy”. And some little girls just want to be as color full as they can.Your little girl is the kind that loves everything colorful. The kind that tries to wear every color of the rainbow every day. Blue leggings with a yellow and blue polka dot skirt. She even threw a purple feather boa. She truly did look like a walking, talking rainbow. But all that didn’t prepare you for her excitement when you took her to the circus for the first time, and she saw the colorful, goofy clowns.She demanded that day, and every day after that, to be dressed like the energetic clowns that came pouring out to the main stage. This Child Big Top Fun Clown Costume is just the thing she would choose to wear herself. It has all of the colors she demands in her daily outfits. She will get to dance around, twirling her vibrant skirt. She really will be as colorful as a rainbow. And this way, you won’t have to wash all of her clothes every few days because she decided to put the all on at the same time. No, this is a skirt, shirt, and hat combo, making it easy for her to have the color but not for you to have the laundry!
Pump it UpIf you really want to flex this coming Halloween then we have the perfect way to do so. Confidently show off your massive muscles with our very own Dark Strongman Costume. You’ll enter the party scene looking like you just got done with your shift at the local circus.There you were lifting unimaginable amounts of weight, and this Halloween you will be lifting the party to the next level with your amazing feats of strength. After all, who doesn’t love a charismatic muscle-bound carnie? You’ll be at center stage with this costume so make sure to bulk up and, we cannot express this enough, be sure to stretch! The last thing you want to do is pull a hammy while showing off to all of your friends.Design & DetailsYou’ll be ready to bust a flex once you toss on the leopard print stretch knit singlet. It will not only help to accentuate your muscular physique but also make it look like you live your life on the edge, and everyone loves a risk-taker. Next, you add the faux leather belt and you’ll look like more than just a Tarzan wanna-be.Then you can complete this robust transformation with the faux leather wrist cuffs. They are not only there to ensure the safety of your wrists during your feats of strength, but also bring this whole costume together. Finally, we suggest you take a look through our accessories and get your hands on some of our inflatable weights.Also, if you don’t exactly have the hair and facial hair of a strongman, don’t fret. We have a Strongman Wig and Mustache set available as well!Work Hard Play HardLife may seem like a circus from time to time but you don’t clown around. Be the strongest one in town with our exclusive Strongman costume. Your immeasurable strength will steal the show this Halloween!
the long sleepSo, like so many others, you've woken up on an operating room table and...the world has ended. Yikes, this should be interesting. Folks who found access to the radio waves are coming up with excuses but long story short, there was an outbreak and half the world's population are zombies. The reporters are not saying the biochemical plant upstream had anything to do with it but they aren't saying it had nothing to do with it either. Of course, you've got a chance to live! You've prepared for this!But before you think about how to fill your starved tummy and satiate those parched lips -- before you think about how to defend yourself amidst apocalyptic conditions -- you remember.product detailsYou were getting a facelift! The turn must have happened mid-operation! Because when you look in the mirror, the person staring back looks like a half-finished art project. Your face is barely hanging on, and your nose and lips aren't proportional any longer. What a disaster. This latex and cream Botched Beauty Makeup Kit will get you just that sort of look. Best of all, the application instructions on the packaging, and the fact that it washes off with just warm water and soap, make it a cinch to get in on that fantasy and back out. You wouldn't want to spend too long in that reality, after all.
A Brush with DangerCan you imagine what it would be like to be a tooth? There are no other body parts that are crowded around their other counterparts. Fingers have room to breathe, toes have a little elbow room even if they're in a shoe, but teeth are all up against each other in a dark, crowded room. Those pearly whites have got to get along! From the morals to the canines, they spend all their time together. And while they eat well, they see a lot of danger along the way.Remember all the times your mom told you not to open wrappers with your teeth? Yeah, those were nightmare moments for your chompers. And then there were the times you chewed on ice cubes or muscled your way through a toffee candy bar, all were times of trial for your mouth. And yet, your pearly whites didn't give up on you! Do you want to celebrate all the adventures that your ivories have helped you through? Slip into this tooth tunic and your mouth is sure to feel appreciated!Design & DetailsThis brilliant white tooth tunic is Made by Us. It's easy to slip into this disguise as it zips up the back. The foam-backed tunic has a tooth while the shoulders can be stuffed for a healthy-looking moral shape. Light-weight and foldable, this costume can be stashed for many costumed occasions to come!Put a Smile OnThis costume is a great choice for dentists and smile enthusiasts. While we won't suggest eating sticky candy in public while wearing this costume because that would be a very bad influence. Whether you're dressing up for an oral health presentation or you just want to get a little mouthy on Halloween, you're sure to love rocking this toothsome costume!
We hear your little one is known to disappear for hours at a time. That you often find him standing motionless against a wall, on a reconnaissance mission, or hiding in a corner with a potted plant on his head, hoping to look like your heirloom end table. We feel for you. Which is why we’re suggesting this Child Camo Second Skin for your little Houdini. Now, he can blend in seamlessly with the world around him...and outdoors, to boot! No more tripping over him in the entryway or being scared half to death when he emerges from behind a curtain. And now that he’ll be busy hiding around in the bushes, he can’t just be dressed in a pair of blue jeans and a bright red t-shirt, now can he? Camouflage is the only real option for stealth operations in the woods. If your child wants to blend in (and we know your child does) he'll be able to go completely undetected in this sleek suit. We're just hoping he’s coming back for dinner, because you sure won't be able to find him out there.That’s because this jumpsuit is printed in classic camo, as are the attached gloves, socks, and mask. So go ahead, ask him if he’d like to own the ultimate gear for outdoor covert ops...we’ll wait while you try and find him.
Forest FriendOnce upon a time in an ancient wood, a tiny acorn fell to the ground. It was covered by dead leaves and watered by the rain until it sprouted and grew up into an impressive sapling. The animals who lived in the forest liked it a lot, because it was so friendly, and told it all about the things that went on outside its habitat. This made the tree, which was naturally curious, even more curious. So it did something that very few other trees have ever done: It decided to go exploring. Product Details"Treeat" your plant-loving child to an exclusive Tiny Tree Costume for Toddlers! The jumpsuit fastens up the center back and is made of soft brown minky fabric that has been embossed all over with details that look like tree bark. Green felt leaves are sewn to each sleeve, and the included stuffed squirrel secures into a pocket over the stomach. The foam headpiece is also embossed with a bark print and sewn with green felt leaves. The Care and Keeping of TreesAs you may have guessed, this is a very special and unique tree that has come to visit you! Here are a few things you should know if it decides to make a prolonged stay. Number One: Please don't try to build a tree house on it. It's not going to be happy. Number Two: Thanks to photosynthesis, trees turn carbon dioxide, water, and sunlight into sugar to eat, so skip the middleman and just take it trick-or-treating to get its sweet treats!
A.P. ClassWelcome to your first A.P. class. What's that? No, you've got it wrong. This is not an advanced placement class, this is a class for accident-prone students. We can see how that would be confusing but what can we say, the teacher of this class is also mistake-prone. For our first class, we're going to focus on risk mitigation when it comes to trips and falls. The most important thing for you to remember is if you're balancing on something or trying something new, make sure you find a safe placement. Rollerblading near water or standing on one leg near a campfire are both dangerous. However, balancing on a short wall in the middle of a grassy lawn might be worth the risk. Looks like that's the bell. Next week we're covering knocking items over so be sure to read the chapter on liquids that stain! Product DetailsThis pair of glasses will make the heart of anyone who's nearsighted skip a beat. The black glasses have lenses printed with a shattered design. A great accessory for nerd costumes and accident victims, you're sure to have a lot of fun slipping on these surprisingly stable broken glasses!
Grow Where You GoThey say that you should grow where you’re planted. Your toddler, however, refuses to stay still which makes doing so pretty difficult. You watch them tear up the yard with their energy; racing from one end to the other, up and down the driveway, and around the house. They barely pause to smell the fresh tulips and pick a bright yellow dandelion bouquet. You hope, even without breaks in their movement, their little feet are sprouting roots and somehow keeping everything they’re learning stored somewhere in their wildness. With no way to tell until they graduate high school and strike out on their own, you can’t help worrying that they’re just zipping through each experience with nothing to remember it. The good news is you’re here and we have an idea that we think you’ll love! Your toddler can keep their roots lifted and grow while they run from one thing to the next, when they have this Flower Pot Costume!Design and DetailsAt HalloweenCostumes.com we believe growth comes from those big and little experiences. So, that energetic toddler of yours is really on the right track. Of course, planting roots at home is important too and so this simple Made by Us tunic is designed to let them do both! The soft-sculpted terra cotta pot gives your toddler a place to blossom while they hop between activities. Held up by easily adjusted tie-suspenders, they’ll stay comfortable in their costume whether they take a breather and sit on the front step or continue to zoom through patches of clover. And with the addition of our separately sold Sunflower Hood your toddler can really become the gorgeous wildflower they’re destined to be!Wildflower FreedomWhether they learn to appreciate the idea of sticking to their roots or continue to explore their world with gusto, this exclusive costume has your toddler covered. Brighten every playtime and secure those key experiences gained when they perform as the sunflower in their preschool talent show, with this toddler’s Flower Pot Costume!
Good Ol' DaysAhh, the easy, breezy baby lifestyle. That's what it's all about! Shaking those rattles, knocking spoons off tables, and let's not forget about that "oh so suspenseful" game, Peek-a-boo. It's a such a great time that we understand when adults want to go back every once in a while. There is so much to avoid when it comes to our adult lives even with the freedoms that we enjoy. Like, sure, we can buy our own treats and watch cartoons late into the night without our parents sending us to bed. But there are so many other responsibilities that are so overwhelming. Take, for instance, filing complicated taxes, morning traffic, and getting your very own babies to bed. Who saw all that coming? Honestly, we all need a break from this "being grown" business!Product DetailsLooking for an outfit that'll make everyone (including yourself) go ga-ga? This is the ensemble you're looking for! It includes fluffy white diaper bottoms with an oversized safety pin for comic relief, a sweet pink crop top in a loose shift style with a giant bib so you can eat in infant fashion. You'll top off the whole look with a cute bonnet that has lace trim so you can keep your tender baby skin away from the sun! You'll look like the stork just dropped you off at the doorstep of your next costume party!Juvenile BehaviorSo, are you ready to relive your youth? It's going to be fun now that you get to make your own decisions! Yes, you're going to eat Teddy Bear Grahams in milk instead of cereal, no one can stop you now! Yes, you can turn your tot tunes all the way up as you rock out in your room, you're an adult baby and that's a force no one can mess with!
Clownin' AroundThe Toddler Carnival Clown Costume is an adorable and playful outfit that will make any child look like the life of the party! This costume is made from 100% polyester jersey knit and satin fabrics, which are durable and easy to care for.The jumpsuit is designed with a hook and loop fastener at the center back for easy dressing, and elastic at the ankles and wrists to ensure a snug and comfortable fit. The body of the jumpsuit is made from a soft and stretchy jersey knit fabric, while the sleeves are crafted from shimmering satin and feature colorful, appliqued patches.The finishing touch of this costume is the ruffled satin collar, which has a hook and loop fastener at the back to keep it securely in place. This adds a pop of color and fun to the overall look of the costume, making it stand out in a crowd. The bucket-style hat is the perfect finishing touch, as it adds an extra touch of whimsy to the costume and helps to complete the clown look.This Toddler Carnival Clown Costume is perfect for Halloween, costume parties, or any other occasion where children can dress up and have fun. Whether your child is performing silly antics or just playing with friends, this costume is sure to bring a smile to everyone's face. The bright and cheerful colors, along with the playful design, make this costume perfect for little ones who love to have fun and bring joy to those around them.So why wait? Grab this Toddler Carnival Clown Costume today and watch your child light up the room with their smile and laughter!
Just the Lego Guy for the JobBatman can handle any task! Lord Business causing trouble in Bricksburg? He's ready to stop him. Is The Joker plotting some kind of nefarious scheme in Gotham City? Don't worry about it! Batman has it covered. Does Dick Grayson need a father figure and a fancy outfit? Yeah, Batman's good for that! What about when Queen Watevera Wa'Nabi needs a new hubby? Hey, Batman's ready to do it, especially if it means he can show up Superman! How about helping your child become the coolest Lego guy at the costume party? Oh yeah, Batman is all about that!With this Kid's Lego Movie 2 Batman Deluxe Costume, your child can transform into Lego's greatest superhero, Batman (despite whatever Superman might try to tell you).Product DetailsThis kid's costume is officially licensed from The Lego Movie 2. It comes with everything your child to become the blocky version of The Dark Knight. It starts with a foam tunic that's shaped like a Lego mini-figure body. It fits with a fastener in the back for easy fitting. The front of the tunic has Batman's suit printed on it, including a bright red Bat-symbol, a utility belt, and muscles! The matching pants have printed details and an elastic waistband for a comfortable fit. Of course, every superhero needs to protect their secret identity, which is why this costume comes with a mask! It's made out of molded plastic and fits with an elastic band. Finally, the finishing touch to this costume comes in the form a pair of mitts shaped like Lego hands. They have that classic horseshoe shape and fit over your child's hands like gloves. Put it all together and your child will be ready to face any villain around!Cooler Than SupermanIf your child is a huge fan of the Lego Movie, or if they love Batman, then this is the right costume for them! It's definitely much cooler than dressing up like Lego Superman!
New Hero on the BlockGotham City needs a new kind of hero. The bad guys have run amok on the city and the good citizens a new kind of hero to protect them. Someone with expert martial arts skills. Someone with a ton of gadgets to foil evil plans. Someone that's a bit... on the blocky side. Yes, we're talking about the one and only superhero, Lego Batman!Wait? What's that? He's busy hanging out with Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi? Well, someone has to take his place in Gotham City or the villains will overrun the whole place! Hey, we bet your toddler would make a pretty good Lego Batman. After all, he already has some pretty advanced bad guy-fighting moves, so all he really needs is this Lego Movie 2 Batman Costume to help give him that blocky look!Product DetailsThis toddler costume is officially licensed from Lego Movie 2. It starts with a polyfoam tunic that fits with a hook and loop fastener for fitting. The blocky tunic has Lego Batman's suit printed on the front, complete with his bright red symbol on the chest. The costume also comes with a black cape that attaches to the tunic at the shoulders. Of course, every great superhero needs a mask to hide their secret identity, and this costume comes with a molded plastic mask that's shaped like Lego Batman's face. It fits with an elastic band around the back of the head for a snug fit. Finally, the costume comes with a pair of mitts to help give your child the horseshoe-shaped hands of a Lego guy. Put it all together and your child will be ready to battle against the villains of Gotham City!Blocky Shoes to FillIf your toddler is ready to step into the blocky shoes of their favorite character from the Lego Movie, then this Lego Batman is the perfect outfit for them!
Surely, You Jest!Sexy and clown? Yeah, you read that right. They said it couldn't be done. They called us crazy! They told us that clowns were always either funny or scary, and that making a sexy clown costume was impossible. Well, we have a knack for attempting the impossible when it comes to costume design... and our designers really went to the circus with this Sexy Clown Costume for men.It combines classic, funny elements from traditional clown outfits with just a twist of seductive style that will have everyone rethinking their ideas about clowns.Design & DetailsReady to bring a new kind of clown to the circus? This Made By Us design is the perfect way to showcase your steamy side while garnering a few laughs! The costume starts with a mesh cop top, which has red, yellow, and blue polka dots all over it. The form-fit style helps you showcase your body, while adding a fun splash of color to your look. The jersey knit shorts with elastic in the waist and have a rainbow stripe pattern.The suspenders are attached to the shorts and clip onto the front of the shorts with metal clips. This helps give it a retro look, while also helping the fit of the shorts. The foam bow tie has a satin exterior and fits with an elastic band. Finally, the hat is made out of a stiff felt material, so it will keep its shape through all of your wacky antics!
Some girls just have a knack for showmanship! Rather than play a board game, or sit around for a video game, they’d rather break out a bullhorn and set off some fireworks. They’d rather construct a giant arena, where they can put on a crazy show, where she can put her teddy bears against one another in an amazing rumble, like no one has ever seen! Those kinds of girls just won’t be happy being all dressed up like a princess. Those girls want something with a little more flair… something that has a bit of an edge.It’s time to get your girl that perfect costume that has enough flair to keep your girl in command of the show at all times. This girls ringmistress costume allows your little girl to have a look that’s a real showstopper. With a burgundy top and a striped skirt, your girl will be ready to harness her newfound look to strut her stuff in a domed arena of an apocalyptic world, or as the leader of a crazy circus act. It’s certainly the kind of outfit for any girl who has a lot of moxie!This costume comes with most of what she needs to get the look, since it even comes with the hat headband and a pair of spats. Be sure to accessorize this costume with a few of our great circus accessories. To achieve the look in the image, all you’ll need is a set of black and white makeup, a pair of black boots and a cane.
Two SidesCacti are confusing plants. On the one hand, they're covered with sharp, spines that warn people and animals alike not to get too close. On the other hand, they produce beautiful flowers and liquid that can be life-saving in the middle of the desert. Hmm, actually, it sounds like they have something in common with a toddler! One minute your little one is having a dramatic meltdown, and the next minute they're all about snuggling. Product DetailsYou've never seen a plant as cute as this one! This exclusive Cactus Cutie Costume for Toddlers consists of a long-sleeved jumpsuit made of light green corduroy. It zips up the front and is sewn all over with white yarn tufts that mimic the appearance of cactus spikes. The attached mitts flip back to free the hands, and elastic in the ankle cuffs helps to keep you child warm and cozy. The attached hood is also sewn with yarn tufts. Desert Darling No hot and dusty ecosystem is complete without a prickly cactus standing tall amongst the blowing tumbleweed! Let your child be the star of his or her show with this cute costume. Not only will it be utterly unique at this year's Halloween parties, but, unlike the real deal, it's super soft and cozy. Real cacti would have to worry about how to sit down when they get tired, but your child won't! Everyone wins (especially you, if your child wants you to pick them up at some point).
Crack the WhipDo you run the show? Maybe your career doesn't take place in the circus but your life is still entertaining! Everyone in your life has their own talent. Your sister in law has a balancing act with three kids who all have different interests from ballet to soccer to ceramics, you can see her walking on a tightrope throwing flaming clubs into the air. Then there's your partner, they're always pulling faces and making you laugh as they go through their morning routine with a slapstick quality. They'd be a clown for sure. Your younger sister shirks responsibility so well that she'd be an escape artist without any doubt! If you're the type of person that keeps everyone on the right track and encourages folks to perform well, then you'll feel right at home when you're dressing up in this ringmaster costume.Product DetailsYou'll be ready to start the show in this awesome costume. The fitted red jacket has golden tassels on the shoulders and the dashing striped cuffs studded with gold buttons. Layered under the jacket is a vest with a scrolling pattern, silver buttons, and ruffles around the collar. You'll love the way the tawny pants pair with knee-high boots, looking timeless with the rest of the ensemble. A small top hat and a black bowtie makes this costume complete. Polish off this look with a whip prop to make sure everyone knows to respect your reign!Big Ideas Under the Big TopMaybe you're heading out on Halloween solo or maybe you want to pair up with the rest of the circus act. Heading out with the bearded lady, the strongman, and maybe even a clown. You might just be dressing up for Halloween but with costumes this good, you guys could probably sell a few tickets!
Farceur FashionYou're not afraid of clowns. The issue you have is with their motley ensembles. You understand they're supposed to look silly. Their whole job is to elicit a laugh from onlookers. But you've always thought the slapstick gags, imitations, and overall mime vibe was plenty.Sure, bright colors keep things lighthearted and kid-friendly. Yet, you can't help imagining clowns would be just as fun if they were also fashionable. And this Women's Diamond Flare Clown Costume is here to help you prove your theory is correct!Design & DetailsThis exclusive Made By Us costume is exactly what you need to illustrate how form and function can overlap, even in the world of clowns! The ensemble starts with a white, sleeveless, and wide-legged jumpsuit with a bold multicolored diamond print. The jumpsuit narrows at the waist to give it a maxi-dress-like look, while its lightweight fabrics and loose-fit pant legs promise comfortable wear.Thin adjustable shoulder straps keep the step-in jumpsuit secure. Meanwhile, a pink organza and blue satin trimmed collar pairs with matching cuffs to give the stylish jumpsuit a clownish look! Complete the look with the included hat and shoe clips. The foam-backed hat compliments the jumpsuit's bright white color and pink pompom embellishments, while the shoe clips add similar pink pompoms to your preferred footwear!Diamond Flare Clown Costume IdeasUpdate clown fashion with this Diamond Flare Clown Costume! Inspired by the beloved carnival characters and today's style trends, this fashion-forward costume will surely delight with or without your witty slapstick humor! Pair classic props from our clown costume accessories and grab a playfully colored wig to pull it all together.
Babies Have it MadeIt’s pretty hard NOT to be jealous of babies. After all, people wait on them hand and foot. They never have to cook their own meals. They don’t have to get a job. They don’t have any bills. They can spend the majority of their day napping and no one chastises them. They don’t even need to get up to use the toilet. Adults really do get the short end of the stick.What if there was a way for you to recapture that careless attitude of infancy? What if there was a way for you to get rid of responsibility, even if just for an evening at your next costume party? What if you could once again revert to the days of being a baby? What if you could spend your whole day napping with a little whirly mobile hanging above your bed? What if people could take one look at you and immediately feel the urge to pamper you with baby talk and a bottle? Well, perhaps there’s a way to do all that with this adult blue baby kit.Product DetailsThis adult baby costume kit comes with everything you need to look like a big baby. Everyone will see you for the sweet young boy that you truly are. Your own mother might be so overwhelmed with emotion that she’ll want to break out that old stroller from you were just a wee little lad.Grown-Up AdviceAnd for one evening, you can head to the costume party dressed up like a baby. You can ignore your responsibilities and pretend that you don’t have to work. We do, however, advise against trying to wear this blue baby kit every day. The more fun you have dressed as a baby, the less you’ll want to return to being a grown-up!
Cackle with CactiTwo balloons were floating through the desert, dangling their strings upon the sands. One suddenly shouted, "Watch out for that cactus!" The other replies, "What cactussssssssssssss..." No? Well, did you hear about the Cactus that went to the party?Yeah, he spiked the punch!Why was the police officer confused when he went to arrest the Cactus? Because it already had its hands up!All right, maybe we're not really lifting you up with these Cactus jokes. We get it. We've clearly dropped the cactus-ball on this. Even worse, we caught it! Design & DetailsThese are just the start of the laughs that you're sure to get when you start thinking like a Cactus. But, you'll probably acquire even more if you hop your way into this Cactus costume! This is a Made by Us look that our in-house team of designers mysteriously came up with after our most recent visit to the Laugh Barn on theme night. We're not sure which part you're going to love the most. Will it be the sublimated print of the jumpsuit with a perfect blend of light green-yellow to dark green-black color tone? Maybe it'll be the soft-sculpted spikes that look way more dangerous than they actually are. Maybe the adorable pink flower blooming on the top? Actually, we're sure your favorite part will be the smiles and disapproving headshakes that you cause when you tell any of the great jokes we've got in this costume. Cross Over to the CactusWhy did the Cactus cross the road? That's right. It got caught on the chicken! Okay, clearly there is something wrong with our cactus humor if you're still not laughing, but we can't put our thumb on it. Either way, we know you're going to crack up your friends with this great Cactus costume.
Couples Costume Crunch TimeThere’s always so much pressure when putting together a couples costume. First of all, you need to put together a look that matches, otherwise no one will be able to tell that you’re a couple from a glance. You also need something that’s easy for both of you to wear. Nothing is worse than one member of the duo having tons of fun, while the other is trying to readjust their outfit the entire night. Lastly, there’s always an expectation that your couples costume has a touch of humor to it. Your couples look needs to get a few chuckles throughout the night! So, where do you even begin? Two words: cheese and crackers.Now, hear us out. Cheese and crackers are the perfect duo to dress up as during your next costume party. Food costumes are always a funny choice, but beyond that, this particular costume choice allows you to set up some pretty great jokes. You can be cheese, since you’re always kind of “cheesy” and your partner can be crackers because they’re sometimes a little “flaky”. Or maybe your sense of humor is a little “dry and salty” and your partner is just no Gouda at jokes. Start using those jokes while you wear this outfit and you’ll be the hit of the party!Product DetailsThis Cheese and Crackers couples costumes comes with everything you need to turn you and your partner into a coordinated look for the party! It comes with one polyfoam cheese tunic, which is designed to look like a slice of Swiss cheese. It also comes with a cracker shaped tunic, which is designed to look like a saltine cracker. Each tunic fits easily over your normal clothes, so it’s a quick and easy way for you and your partner to get a funny couples look in a matter of minutes.
Na na na na na na na na na, Lego!Uh oh, the Joker is at it again! He wants to destroy Gotham and take down Batman in one fell swoop. What is Batman going to do? Lego Movie 2 asks that question and answers it as the suspenseful but silly story careens to its conclusion. Spoiler: Batman is victorious because, well, he's Batman. No wonder your kid adores him so much! Don't worry, though, this Lego won't murder your foot if you happen to step on it! The Lego Movie 2 Kids Batman Prestige Costume has all the sweet details of Batman's special look in the film. Product DetailsWhat makes this suit so spectacularly blocky is foam, foam, foam! Foam forms Batman's "pants" in this tunic, and the torso of the tunic is padded as well. Even the hands are foam! Your child may not have thumbs in this costume, but they can still hold their Halloween bucket in these foam claws! (Don't worry, the hands are detachable if your child wants to keep their thumbs.) The cape is detachable, making it easier for the wearer to climb into the suit. The plastic mask has an elastic band to secure it, so your child can scowl at people, Batman style, all evening. Go Save Your City!Quick, Batman—your town needs you! This Halloween, hordes of candies are going to try to take over the neighborhood. If you don't run around to all of the houses and collect some candy, the sweets will multiply and take over, so that we can't eat them anymore! It is your duty to protect your fellow citizens and trick or treat for all of the Snickers, Smarties, and Reese's Pieces your heroic bag can carry. Don't worry, folks! Lego Batman is here to save the day.
Find Your Inner SharkThere's lots of kinds of "sharks" you can be in life. A card shark. A pool shark. A party shark (we don't know what that is, but doesn't it seem like something really, really cool?). The word "shark" just means someone who's really astute at a given task. Unfortunately, you don't feel like you're any of these kinds of sharks...yet. But that's all about to change, friend! Slip into this Adult Inflatable Shark Costume and watch yourself become the ultimate Halloween shark! You'll easily cinch the costume contest trophy, rack up tons of compliments, and make those other animal costumes envy your bold look. Trust us, once you ace one thing, it's pretty easy to ride that confidence boost into the next endeavor. So what's it going to be, next, shark? Will you take on Texas Hold 'Em? Or are you going to hone your shark prowess into something unexpected...Paella Shark? Ukelele Shark? Elliptical Bike Shark? Let's...start with Party Shark and go from there, shall we?Product DetailsHonestly, there are so few times when people will be happy to be approached by a giant shark, but this Halloween is definitely one of them! When you zip into this jumpsuit, you instantly transform into a Great White shark from fin to flipper. A large transparent cutout in the shark's mouth allows you to see, and the costume comes with a built-in battery pack and a fan for easy use all night long.Tall TailsPeople will be talking for many Halloween's to come about this costume—not only because you looked so cool, but also because you were never the same after you found your inner shark! Now you're out there killin' it in life. Bravo!
Hello, SunshineIt's nearly impossible not to smile when you're looking at a gorgeous flower. That goes doubly when the flower in question is a sweet sunflower, with its golden petals and endearing habit of tracking the path of the sun across the sky as the day progresses. It goes triply when the flower in question is you dressed as a sunflower! Product DetailsBe a ray of light in this exclusive Sunflower Costume Headpiece for Women! A brown felt felt and tulle base ties under the chin with a matching ribbon. It's sewn with bright and cheery fabric sunflower petals that have felt backing to keep them standing upright. Prettiest in the PatchWhen you're picking a costume, pick one that will match your winning personality! Wear your favorite matching outfit and pick a bud or two (get it??) to join you in dressing up as the sweetest and sassiest flower patch in history.
Chicken ChaosIt started out as a normal night. There you were, waddling down the street on your way to a Halloween party, pecking a little at the sidewalk when you thought you saw a gummy worm (it turned out to be a regular worm - no thanks.) It wasn't long before you realized that you were being followed. You turned around fast, flapping your wings and squawking a challenge. Out of a nearby car jumped a familiar figure - the KFC mascot! "That's some finger-lickin' chicken!" the Colonel yelled, charging your way. "You'll make enough delicious entrees to last the rest of the year!" Product DetailsIt's no wonder the Colonel mistook you for the real deal - this Adult Chicken Inflatable Costume is a clucking great disguise! The bodysuit has adorable fowl details, from the yellow feet and beak to the red comb and tailfeathers. An attached fan keeps your costume inflated even while doing the Funky Chicken on the dance floor. A viewing port in the neck is lined with clear material so that you can see where you're going. Narrow EscapeAs you ducked into a nearby alley to escape the KFC madness, you realized that your escape route is blocked by another figure in white. A fellow chicken? No! It was someone wearing the Chick-Fil-A uniform! "Eat Mor Chikin!" she yelled, running at you while brandishing dipping sauce. You turned around, but the Colonel has blocked the way back. As you watch, they charge at each other, hollering that the big chicken is theirs to claim. While they fought it out, barbecue and gravy flying, you sneaked out as quietly as you can. This chicken has lived to cluck another day!
Can We Keep It? Hey everybody! Look what we found at the animal shelter! We know, we know, we said that we were going to find a nice, small kitten, but wait till you see how friendly this guy is! He's mostly house-trained (except for gnawing on sofas like they're chew toys), doesn't make any messes (unless you count all the accidents he causes when people catch sight of it in public) and is much more fun than taking the bus! So can we keep it? We'll change its newspapers and everything! Product DetailsThe sky's the limit in this Inflatable Riding-A-Pteranodon Costume for Kids! The inflatable outfit is made of sturdy fabric and has an attached fan mounted on the back. It's shaped like the famous beaked dino, complete with outspread wings and a red horn. Step into it like you're putting on a pair of pants and fasten the drawstring around your waist. A pair of fake legs is sewn to the costume to look like you're riding on top. A pair of reins is attached to the neck. The Best Pet on the Block Dogs, cats, hamsters, and even the occasional snake are lots of fun, but who do you know that has a flying dinosaur for a pet? Imagine what you can do with your new steed. One of the best things of all is making people do double-takes when they watch you walk by. Not even other trick or treaters will be able to believe their eyes!
Show Biz, Baby! The orphanage fades behind you as you run down the dusty road. Far in the distance, you can see bright colors and whirling shapes, getting more vibrant and enticing as you draw nearer and nearer. It’s the circus! As soon as you caught a glimpse of it from your dormitory window, you knew that it was the place for you. Soon, the whole world will know your name! You wander from tent to tent, wide-eyed with amazement at all the wonderful acts. Soon, though, one figure stands out from all the rest. You’ve made up your mind. Your destiny is to become a world-famous ringmaster!Forget the red-nosed clowns, the twirling trapeze artists, and the death-defying lion tamers! The ringmaster is the person to be when you run away to join the circus. He is the true star of the show, the one all eyes follow, that master of charisma who holds the rapt audience in the palm of his hand. Plus, his job involves a lot less lion spit than others. It’s a win-win! Product Details Dazzle and delight in your Spotlight Ringmaster Men’s Costume! You’ll be the envy of your friends and win the admiration of all when you dress as a dashing King of the Circus! The 100 percent polyester satin red tailcoat swirls behind you as you leap from ring to ring, sparking the audience’s imagination and whipping their excitement to new heights. The coat pairs excellently with the black trouser pants embellished with gold trim. The vest front features gold swirl brocade detail. Add the black top hat for the crowning touch (pardon our pun) Its red satin trim is as awesome as its collapsible design.You’re a Star! We’ve given you the outfit, but only you can win the audience’s hearts. Go have fun and spread a little magic! The Big Top has never seen such a show!
When we first got this costume, we started wondering who jesters really were. Were they just the silly people in a royal court, dressed up in those ridiculous hats? Our research has shown us that, no, they weren't silly people. Sure they made jokes, and sang, some even did magic tricks. Some could even juggle balls, and perform great feats of acrobatics. And, one of their best talents was story telling. They were actually quite respected by the royalty.But, what if a jester was a little off? What if he didn't want to tell political jokes all day? Or, sing songs about great rulers of old? What if the stories they wanted to tell were about the dead rising, or the end o the world? What if they wanted to juggle, only they didn’t want to use something as mundane as balls, but rather something more nefarious?Then you would have a scary jester. And, you know all about things being scary. Your son is obsessed with scaring folks. And, every year he looks forward to Halloween, so he can scare people and not get yelled at. So, this year get him this Child Green Scary Jester Costume. He can regale his classmates with scary stories, and some frightful songs. Maybe, he can even do some magic tricks, like the old hole in the hand trick or show off a "mummy" finger. He'll be even more respected by even the coolest kids in the school.
The Search is On!The elusive yet lovable rascal we all know and love has once again escaped to an incredibly busy and chaotic foreign location! He's been to the most disorganized circus ever, a ski resort where absolutely no one knows how to ski, and he's even been through time and space!How on earth can we find him!? Well, luckily, every time he goes somewhere, he leaves behind something until he's out of resources, and we can finally bring him in for justice! Not even Waldo can escape the long arm of the law! His infraction, you might ask? He's wanted in 15 countries for the heinous crime of...LOITERING!Okay, maybe loitering isn't a dangerous offense, but we still need to find the guy! But where will he be hiding in this crowd? Is he behind the coconut tree? No. Is he behind the man juggling fire clubs? Wrong. Keep on looking!Product DetailsGet lost and stand out in a big crowd simultaneously! Become the red and white striped menace with the matching hat and everyone will be looking to meet you! Imagine a large Halloween party where everything is dark and a little crazy, you can make it a game to find you or even wear it to a large concert or music festival.Any place where there are people and activities in abundance this will sure to give everyone who finds you a good laugh. Grab the shirt and hat from us then throw on a sturdy pair of jeans and shoes, and don't forget to bring some supplies (you might be on the run for a while).Get FoundWearing this classic Waldo outfit will get you instantly recognized as the character from the Martin Handford book. No matter how hard you try to hide in the crowd, people will be looking for that red-and-white striped attire!
Do you like potato chips? Perhaps you have a soft spot for the salty snacks. There’s nothing wrong with liking a salty treat every now and then. Heck, we all like to indulge sometimes. But, what if you are a potato? Does that make it wrong to snack on salty potato chips?The jury’s still out on that one. We tend to think that snacks are a matter of personal taste and that it shouldn’t matter if you are a potato or not - snacks are free game. So, dress us up as a potato, give us a big bag of potato chips, and don’t run off and tell the kids!Create a quick and inexpensive couples costume with this Mr. and Mrs. Potato head kit! The set includes a Mr. Potato Head hat, Mrs. Potato Head hat, and two eye stickers, two nose stickers, a teeth sticker, lips sticker, and a mustache sticker. The self-adhesive felt stickers have a peel-off backing for easy use. Mr. Potato head has a green polyfoam baseball cap while Mrs. Potato Head has a yellow polyfoam visor with white fabric flowers. Use them to decorate a plain T-shirt to create your own funny Halloween costume. Whether you want to get a laugh this Halloween or need to dress up for a theme party, this easy costume is the perfect choice for getting ready in a hurry.
The Abridged BioGalileo had guts. He also had an brother who borrowed tons of money from him to pursue his dream of being a professional lute player (brothers, right?)... but that's a whole other story! Armed with nothing but mathematics, a telescope (which he invented), and a plucky attitude, he decided to make the argument that the Earth revolved around the sun. Seems kind of obvious now, but back then, the powers that be didn't like that sort of talk. In fact, Galileo even started a little feud with the Pope! The Pope of the time wasn't a fan of Galileo's scientific theories, so he made Galileo renounce his scientific findings and he eventually put Galileo on house arrest. He put everything on the line to show the world his findings, and became the "father of modern physics!"It just goes to show that sometimes, you have to question the status quo! That's exactly what this Made by Us Galileo Galilei Costume does!Design & DetailsOur costume designers are big fans of Galileo. His defiant attitude and dedication to finding facts are awesome and they wanted to create an outfit that captures the spirit and attitude of Galileo. They looked at classic paintings of him and this is what they came up with! The costume stars with a black jacket that has buttons down the front. The white collar and matching sleeves add a pop of white contrast the to dark coat. The costume also comes with a pair of pants and a wig that's made out of synthetic materials. It has an attached beard and mustache to help give you his iconic look from various historical portraits. Put it all together and you might be ready to challenge the current status quo on astronomy!Reach for the StarsYou can study the stars... or you could start a brand new feud with the Pope. We recommend doing the first one and avoiding the second one!
Every Halloween, you know you’re going to see a cat, and a self-referencing play on words, and a politician, and a monster. You’re going to see whatever big trend was on the news, and whatever character stood out in the latest blockbuster. You’re going to see superheroes and supervillains, pirates and gangsters. You’re going to see the same costumes you’ve seen for years.You’re not going to let your little one contribute to this mundane mediocrity! By George, you’re going to come up with a spectacularly original costume, one that no one has ever seen before. Maybe you’ll create a painfully detailed, stunning accurate 16th-century Templar knight, complete with hand-crafted chainmail. Or a wolf-man costume covered in real yak hair, just like they used in the old movies. Or a mermaid with real scales. Or maybe, originality (and time and money) can be saved by simply shelling out for this Child Green Man Skin Suit. Now your child can successfully blend in with the lawn, or some bushes, or a grassy knoll—instead of blending in with other costumers!
Funny BusinessNice clowns are kind of amazing when you think about it. They're adept comedy performers who can put on a hilarious show while wearing a flashy and impractical getup complete with ruffles and red plastic noses. On the other hand, evil clowns are kind of amazing too. How do they manage to sneak up on people while wearing those shoes? Product DetailsDo as much clowning around as you want while wearing your exclusive Deluxe Clown Shoes for Adults! The Oxford-style shoes come with red laces and have lightly textured anti-skid heels. The uppers are made of blue, yellow, and red faux patent leather and the shoes come with red laces. Silliest Foot ForwardIf you're planning to run away to join the circus, or just planning a clown costume for Halloween, you'll need the right accessories! Add these shoes to your water-squirting flower and your colorful, curly wig, and you'll be ready to step into the circus ring.
Answer the CallCalling all artists and army vets, all mime actors and military aces... not to mention the Francophiles and fashionistas! You've already had the ultimate in occupations. No doubt, you've gathered followers and fans from all over the world who are eager to hear your every word (or at least see what you've got to show, for you mimes out there). But are you really showing your best side? Might there be something you're missing that would really tie your whole essence together? Design & Details Channel the true spirit of the artist warrior and fashion-forward trendsetters with this Black Beret. This cap can top off any costume to give you the fully accessorized form or can be added to any of your regular clothes to add a bit of extra finesse to your style. The beret is best worn flat on your head, halfway up your forehead and an inch behind the ears. Tuck the brim and pull it to a slant for a true fashionista's statement. Without saying a word, you will show those around you that you've been all over the world... or at least to the tastiest of options out there!
What baby wants baby gets! That's the motto we like to go by and babies seem to like it too, there's a lot less crying from both sides when we stick to it. Now, you never hear anyone say, "what the grownup wants, the grownup gets" and we think that is just sad, so why not revert back to infancy? Forget the time machine, because you can go through your second infancy by becoming an adult baby with this Jumbo Blue Baby Bottle! When your girlfriend calls you a man-child you can proudly lift your bottle to the heavens and give her a nod in agreement. If your parents tell you to act your age, say, in the most serious tone you can “goo-goo gah-gah”. While your boss is leaning over your shoulder, watching you work, like a hawk, proudly ask him for a pat on the back then belch until he leaves your personal space. Take your adult baby status seriously and remember that age is just a number, you're as old or as young as you want to be!
Have you ever wanted to be the crotchety old cat lady down the road? The one who steals the nerf footballs that fly into her yard from a missed Hail Mary pass. Sure, she seems mean and stuffy. But you know what they say. You got to walk a mile in someone’s shoes before you can fully understand her.Well, if you want to really get to know her then this Deluxe Old Woman Mask is the way to go. You can really get in her mindset by stealing all the nerf footballs in the neighborhood. We don’t suggest getting yourself a houseful of cats—that seems like a bit too much. Stick to two or three cats at maximum. Or you can just wear this mask as you jump scare your friends. What’s a better prank than standing over your friend’s bed with an old woman’s face until he feels the creepy eyes waking him up? Just watch out for flying fists, knees, and elbows.
Come one, come all!While plenty of kids dreamed of running away with the circus, for you, it was more than just a dream… It was an obsession. You knew that the only way you could ever truly be happy was traveling across the country in rickety old train cars, boarding next to elephants, lions, clowns and acrobats… and looking sexy the whole time! A life in the circus was your one true calling, which is why you attended the prestigious College of Sexy Ringleading in New York City. After you graduated with a major in sexy ringleading and a minor in sexy clowning, you started searching for your very own big top to call your own.It wasn’t easy, and it wasn’t glamorous. You started as a sexy sideshow barker, then moved up to a sexy human cannon ball, then earned a spot in the surprisingly serious and professional sexy clown troupe. A few broken bones convinced you that you weren’t coordinated enough to be a sexy acrobat, and it turns out being allergic to cats is a liability as a sexy lion tamer. But, slowly but surely, you worked your way up the ranks. Thanks to a lot of sweat, tears and custard pie filling, you finally made it to the top of the big top: the sexy ringleader herself.Product detailsNow, every night you get to strut your stuff while ruling the circus tent’s three rings. And you always look fantastic while doing so, thanks to your Women's Red Ringmaster Sexy Costume. This 100 percent polyester outfit features a jazzy red vest-and-black-bottom combo, with shiny black trim lining and long tails in the back. There’s a button closure in the back for easy wear.Star of the showNow, no matter whether you’re narrating your human cannon ball’s latest daring feat or laughing along with your circus clowns, you’re always looking your best.
Seeing Red What would we do without that vibrant hue, red? It perfectly conveys strong emotion, warnings, and even tastiness. It's perfect for stop signs and stop lights, fast cars, juicy strawberries and hot peppers. When it's in a crayon form, it can create boiling, molten lava oozing out of a volcano, or color in a superhero's flapping cape as its wearer speeds off to the rescue. And don't forget about dragon flame, knights' shields, and princess gowns! Product DetailsYour child will glow when she's wearing this exclusive, officially licensed Girl's Toddler Red Crayon Costume Dress! The knee-length dress fastens at the back and features a sleeveless bodice made of stretch knit polyester fabric. The chest area is printed with Crayola's signature black crayon wrapper detailing, as is a printed band around the hips. The torso is decorated with a vertical Crayola logo. The skirt is printed with both light and dark red. The final touch is a fabric-covered plastic headband topped with an attached hat that's shaped like a crayon's tip. Red Carpet Treatment If your little girl wants to feel like a superstar, definitely dress her in this fun costume! It may inspire her to request only red-colored trick-or-treat candy this Halloween. This would be an awesome challenge, since it covers everything from spicy cinnamon-flavored chews to watermelon bubble gum to cherry lollipops to red-wrapped chocolate bars. It's only fair that she collects them all so that she can practice drawing them later (after she eats most of them, of course).
Where's the Toast?Listen, we all know it's true. Avocado on toast is delicious. It's simple, it's filling, and avocados are a super food, so it just makes plain sense to eat it for breakfast. All those avocado haters out there probably just haven't tried it yet. The humble avocado probably just needs a little more exposure, and that's where this Inflatable Avocado Costume comes in!When you wear this adult-sized inflatable costume, you can make the case for the benefits of eating avocados while at your next costume party! If you love the tasty fruit, it's your duty to give them a good name out there!Product DetailsThis costume is ultra-easy to use and can be worn over your normal clothes. Just toss it on over your jeans and t-shirt and inflate! The costume comes with a jumpsuit made out of windbreaker-style fabric with elastic bands around the arms and legs to create an airtight seal.The suit has a fan housed inside of the suit. With the simple flip of a switch, the suit inflates within just a few minutes. When fully inflated, the costume takes the shape of an avocado, sliced in half with the pit in the middle. Leave the fan on to keep the costume fully inflated!
If the Clown Shoe FitsDespite its name, Clown College wasn't all fun and games. It was a lot of hard work. Sure, there were the fun courses, like juggling and face painting. But there was also a surprising amount of math and physics applied, like getting 6 full-sized clowns into that tiny car. It's not just luck or practice—there are actual calculations involved! There were more tedious courses, like the History of Clowning, which required diligent note-taking and stressful exams, and the Timing of Clowning taught you the subtle art of humor. After all that exertion and hard work, you deserve to celebrate your graduation!Nothing says "welcome to official clownhood" more than a brand new pair of Red Jumbo Clown Shoes! So treat yourself to this perfect pair and enjoy your new life as a licensed and fully-trained clown. Of course, now that these giant shoes are involved, all your calculations may need to change to fit you into that clown car...these shoes take up a lot of space!Product DetailsWhether you're a real clown or this is your Halloween costume, this pair of shiny, red and yellow shoes is a must! They are lightweight for easy movement, and the laces tie on top for a secure fit. Happy clowning!