Get on the BusKids say the darndest things, don’t they? Ask a kid what they want for breakfast and they’ll say lasagna. Take them to a fast food joint and they’ll ask for Cheerios. Ask them where babies come from and they will give you an immediate and elaborate story about a baby fairy. Ask them where the money comes from and they might say a “Money Bush.” Ask them where cats come from and they’ll tell you “the internet.” Seriously, what? Ask them if they are excited to ride on the school bus and, without skipping a beat, they tell you they’d rather be a school bus.Design & DetailsA soft matt jersey fabric, this unique costume is also made out of a soft foam material and it fits around your toddler’s shoulders, transforming him into a bright yellow school bus in the process. Your kid will be able to Vroom! Vroom! all the way through your home as the mass transportation vehicle of his dreams. Best of all, it’s one of our Made By Us costumes, so you can rest assured it was made with care by one of our in-house designers. You can worry less about the quality of the costume and more about what in the world your little one will say next. Just make sure to teach him all the rules of the road before you send him off into the backyard to bring all those lucky people to class!Let's Go For a DriveWe aren’t going to ask anymore questions. Far be it from us to impede those burgeoning and lively imaginations. In fact, we want to help kids realize their goals, no matter how out-of-left-field they might seem. The craziest dreams are usually the ones most worth pursuing, an adult once told us. So, for the kiddo that wants to be, erm, a school bus… may we introduce to you our exclusive Toddler Ride in School Bus Costume!
The Secret Saguaro StarCue the country western scene. A cowboy is striding out of a saloon, pistol at his hip. He's ready to confront the evil stagecoach robbers, who coincidentally are also the cattle rustlers who have been stealing the local ranchers' prize cattle herds. He stands in the middle of the street, squinting into the hot sun, and sees a... palm tree on the horizon. No, that can't be right. That doesn't create the same atmosphere at all. Someone find a cactus! Product DetailsBe a desert wonder when you wear this exclusive Kids Cactus Cutie Costume! The green corduroy jumpsuit zips up the front and is sewn all over with white yarn tufts that mimic the look of cactus spikes while still allowing you to sit down without injuring yourself. Its attached mitts can be flipped back to free your hands, and elastic at the ankle cuffs keep you snug and comfy. The costume's attached hood is lined on the inside and also sewn with yarn "spikes." The Wild West Wonder Yes, cowboys and other Western phenomena are awesome, but let's talk about cacti for a minute. Besides the fact that it has a super cool-sounding plural form, a cactus has literal spines. on. its. body. How amazing would that be? Plus, it can go for a really long time without needing a drink, which is a handy talent and kind of a low-key superpower if you think about it. And of course, just the sight of one puts you in the mood for a desert vacation.
Story of a ColorRed is a perfectly apple hanging from the tip of a tree branch, or being offered by a witch with a wicked smile. Red is a stream of molten lava oozing slowly down the side of a rumbling volcano. Red is a ruby being worn by a princess, the banner of a charging knight, the fire blasting from a dragon's roaring mouth. It's also the slightly questionable-looking chili being served in the lunch line at your school. Red is everywhere! Product DetailsMake "seeing red" a great thing when you wear your exclusive, officially licensed Girl's Red Crayon Costume Dress! The knee-length, sleeveless dress is made light red stretch knit fabric with a wide band of deep red at the bottom of the skirt. The bodice is printed with Crayola's signature black squiggly wrapper design as well as a vertical Crayola logo. A matching crayon wrapper band is printed around the hips. The fabric-covered headband topped with an attached, foam-backed hat shaped like a crayon tip is the perfect final touch. Bright and Beautiful If red is your favorite hue, color your world with this cool costume! Maybe it will inspire you to create your best masterpieces out of only red, the way Picasso did with blue, or to draw mostly red objects for your next gallery exhibition. Someday, when you're a world-famous artist whose main medium is crayons, you can look back on the day that you dressed as a Crayola color as the day that your artistic journey began. Bravo!
In this adult clown costume, you'll turn everyone's frown upside down! The costume includes a yellow vest that Hook and Loop fasteners in the back for closure and has an attached white, undershirt. A colorful bow tie is attached at the top and red buttons decorate the vest. A red and blue jacket with green and yellow sleeves is worn over the vest. Two faux pockets sit on the hips and it closes with an elastic band that is hidden by the two large, orange buttons. The collar is lined with a colorful plaid pattern that is also found on the pants. The pants have an elastic waistband and red and blue cuffs. The costume is complete with the included, foam hat. The top hat features a yellow daisy in the front to give this costume a classic touch. Add our jumbo sneakers or a squeaking nose for a great look!
The Smallest CircusLadies and gentlemen! Children of all ages! We direct you to the center stage for a show set to astonish!Sure, you've probably heard that plenty of times. They're all the same kind of show, aren't they? There's gonna be a couple of weird acts and maybe an animal or two, but, "What is really that astonishing about this particular show?" you're probably wondering. Totally fair question... but everything will be answered when you see who the Ringmaster is! That's right! This is the Smallest Circus. Run by your child, all the ideas flowing from their little noggin, and the whole of it accentuated by an authentic look that will have you leaning forward from your seat. The best part is that this Ringmaster doesn't give up even after the show is over! A look like this could really be useful outside of circus life. Imagine gearing up like this for a high-class affair or getting used to dealing with any kind of future high-pressure job (even those that don't involve angry jungle felines). It's time to start up the show with your kiddo in the limelight.Design & DetailsOur own little circus is happy to help thanks to the genius work of our in-house costume designers. They've chased their own dreams by creating this Ringmaster costume for kids. The fancy bright red jacket features gold braids and buttons. It is certain to look great with the included gold colored vest, dapper red bow tie, and classy top hat. They might want to practice a few tricks as they juggle or spin it in their hands. Be sure to get them a toy whip accessory to complete this dashing look, and they'll be ready to put on a terrific show!Small but SpectacularWhen your child is wearing this snazzy costume, they can have fun pretending to lead their very own three-ring circus or bring their favorite films to life! Just imagine how cute it'll be watching them tame their stuffed lions!
They say that with age comes wisdom. But we say, why not speed that process up a bit?If you want to add to your aging appearance and step into your sage and golden years, this Old Man Deluxe Mask will add wrinkles to your face without adding years to your life. Finally, you can get the respect you deserve! Everyone will be falling over themselves to offer to help you out and will be asking you about how it was back in the day when things were so much better. You can add it to a Halloween costume that asks for a more “weathered” appearance, or you may even choose to wear this mask without your costume this year; wisdom beyond your years, after all, is worth its weight in gold.
Lean Into ItSo, you've been invited to the annual 'Adult Humor' party. There are always some pretty inventive costumes at such a gathering. Play-on-word costumes are a standard. You can probably expect a couple of sausage-related costumes and at least one crop top that features enormous fruit along the bustline. You know there will be the Plug & Outlet couples' costume featured at least twice. (Probably more.) Each of them fully deserve the wry chuckle for the pinnacle of suggestive humor. But, if you want a real reaction, you have to go all the way. Who needs an implication when you can just show up in the full glory that is the theme of the gathering? Folks might stifle a laugh as they ask which way you lean... but you can turn those giggles into a full uproar when you show up, fully loaded, in a costume that hides behind nothing! Product DetailsWe have to be frank. If you want the most outrageous costume for your adult humor party, it's time to go for the gold. It's time for the Giant Inflatable Penis costume. There's no bones about it. This costume looks like a giant penis. When you slide into the costume and secure your arms and ankles, turn on the fan and your costume will fill up with air! Maintain vision through the mesh mask, even if your stride may be restrained. In no time, you're ready to waddle into the room and let folks go nuts with laughter at your undeniable stones. A costume like this takes... guts, obviously! Is That a Costume in your Pocket?The jokes will practically write themselves when you wear this most direct of adult humor costumes. Flip the switch and bring your Inflatable Penis costume to life. All that's next is figuring out where to wear your crown for winning King of the Costume Contest!
WHAT A SMART... CHILD!Once upon a time, there was a child with the wittiest of tongues and quickest of minds. His parents simply didn't know what to do with the kid. They would ask, "Child? What would you like to be when you grow up?" And the child, tongue in cheek replied, "Old!" At first, it was amusing and the parents did indeed laugh. But, time and time again, they would ask the questions. "What will you do when you're grown?" Said the child: Relax on my porch! They tried, "How will you greet your neighbors?" Said the child: Stay off my lawn! They asked, thinking themselves especially clever, "What job will you claim on your taxes?" Said the child: Retired! Even more exhausted than their supposedly elderly child, they were about ready to give up when genius struck. "How will you pay to maintain this lawn?" Thought the child: I better get started now! DESIGN & DETAILSWith this Made By Us and chuckle-worthy costume, you can make that dream a reality. This Child's Old Man costume might be a bit confusing to talk about, but it is only amusing to see in action! That's thanks to the digitally printed jersey shirt and vest that is digitally printed to look in old-timey style and stuffed for that "one too many homecooked meals" look! The gray Newsie hat is a perfect addition and the glasses feature the bushiest of eyebrows and a mustache of sherpa fur. With the high-quality design of our in-house team, it might even last until your kiddo is old enough to look the part! AN OLD JOKE!If you've got a kiddo who's too smart for their own good, best let them see what it is like being old sooner than later! This Old Man costume is just the ticket for a hysterical time. (Just imagine the holiday pictures this year with Grandpa Kiddo.)
Some masks make you cringe in fear, other make you smile. This mask kinda just makes us feel a little..weird. We giggle for awhile and then we just have to look away. If you are looking to let out your inner geek with a goofy nerdy look, don't go through all the trouble of altering your appearance. Get in the mind of a geek and work smarter, not harder. Why deal with all the hassle when you can just wear this unique Geeked Out Mask? Add a button-up shirt tucked into a pair of slacks that are pulled up to your belly button, and maybe a bow tie or a pocket protector, or both, and your transformation is complete. If you don't want to deal with everyone asking you for help with their math or science homework, there is a simple solution. Just stare at someone while you peer out from your calculator or notebook and maybe waggle those eyebrows around. You're certain to give off the whole 'creepy nerd' vibe and keep unwanted questions at bay.
Strange Happenings in the Plant Nursery Have you checked out the flower shed this morning? A very peculiar thing has taken place overnight! It seems that someone has used a little too much fertilizer in a potted plant, and the results are truly astounding. The plant in question is now walking around and talking up a storm. She's asking a million questions and wanting to know if she can have more cereal even though she just ate an hour ago. Product DetailsYour blooming bud will look extra precious in this exclusive Toddler Girl's Potted Flower Costume! The outfit includes a soft green jersey-knit shirt that has leaf-shaped flaps are sewn to the wrists. The shirt's hem is sewn to the brown felt "pot" portion, which keeps its shape thanks to a plastic rod concealed in its upper and lower edges. The face opening of the costume's matching hood is sewn with printed pink felt petals as well as a bright ruffle of yellow mesh. The Real Flower PowerIf you thought that potted plants were happy just to sit on your front porch and enjoy the sunshine, you're in for a surprise! This plant is always on the move. It sings, dances, jumps off furniture, and wants to know where the cookie jar went. And it's definitely excited to trick-or-treat this year! It wants to be the first flower it knows to collect a whole bag full of candy. Bet you didn't know that a flower's favorite food is chocolate!
The Real DealYour friends may think they’re cool with their Dracula costumes and zombie makeovers but you will be something truly terrifying. You won’t be something that’s made up and only exists in books and on the big screen. No, you will be something real… well, kind of real.You can be a Man-Eating Venus Fly Trap! Before these plants were only a terror for all of fly-kind but now they are growing at an exponential rate. They’ve become the size of a full-grown man and their hunger knows no end. Will you have a never-ending sweet tooth or perhaps a thirst that a brewery couldn’t quench? Well, whether it’s one or the other, or even both, everybody better watch out when you enter the costume parties this October.Details & DesignSure, when tending a garden it is important to take your time and to be patient but when it’s Halloween nobody has time for that. That’s why our costume design team has made it so you can toss this ensemble together in no time at all.Start with the green velour shirt. After that, you can attach the hood with the help of the hook and loop fasteners that match with the set on the back of the mock-turtle neck on the shirt. The hood has leaves and petals, as well as soft-sculpted teeth, around the face opening. Next comes the flowerpot. With the help of the matching green shoulder straps, your pot will be secure. Finally, add the included pair of velour mitts and voilà! You are now a beautiful and monstrous plant.Leaf the Scares to UsDon’t bother with the usual boring monster costumes this Halloween. You came to our exclusive page for a reason. You wanted something unique. Well, with this costume, you’ve found it. We can guarantee that you will be the only Man-Eating Venus Fly Trap on the dance floor.
Show Biz, Baby! The orphanage fades behind you as you run down the dusty road. Far in the distance, you can see bright colors and whirling shapes, getting more vibrant and enticing as you draw nearer and nearer. It’s the circus! As soon as you caught a glimpse of it from your dormitory window, you knew that it was the place for you. Soon, the whole world will know your name! You wander from tent to tent, wide-eyed with amazement at all the wonderful acts. Soon, though, one figure stands out from all the rest. You’ve made up your mind. Your destiny is to become a world-famous ringmaster!Forget the red-nosed clowns, the twirling trapeze artists, and the death-defying lion tamers! The ringmaster is the person to be when you run away to join the circus. He is the true star of the show, the one all eyes follow, that master of charisma who holds the rapt audience in the palm of his hand. Plus, his job involves a lot less lion spit than others. It’s a win-win! Product Details Dazzle and delight in your Spotlight Ringmaster Men’s Costume! You’ll be the envy of your friends and win the admiration of all when you dress as a dashing King of the Circus! The 100 percent polyester satin red tailcoat swirls behind you as you leap from ring to ring, sparking the audience’s imagination and whipping their excitement to new heights. The coat pairs excellently with the black trouser pants embellished with gold trim. The vest front features gold swirl brocade detail. Add the black top hat for the crowning touch (pardon our pun) Its red satin trim is as awesome as its collapsible design.You’re a Star! We’ve given you the outfit, but only you can win the audience’s hearts. Go have fun and spread a little magic! The Big Top has never seen such a show!
We've always seen the color red on most clowns out there. The problem these days with those clowns, however, is the fact that they just don't have the appeal they used to anymore ever since that string of horror movies featuring murderous and terrifying psycho clowns have come out. We still can't look at even the happy jokesters at the circus the same way anymore if they have red hair. We've decided to help come up with a solution. This Purple Clown Wig will look just as great on you as the red one except without the terrifying memories being brought up from everyone's childhood. Have you ever looked up "scary clown with a purple wig?" We did and there were more scary clown pictures with red wigs than purple ones! It just makes sense. Be the happy clown this Halloween. This has been a message from the society concerned about really eerie disguises or SCARED for short.
Everyone longs to have that one special person in their life; someone who knows them so well that without thinking they can easily finish each others’...sandwiches.Whether your other half is a friend, family member, forever sweetie, or even a frenemy, this Adult Peanut Butter and Jelly Costume is the perfect sustenance for your Halloween plans. Bound to be a mainstay for years to come, this costume couplet is as foolproof as your favorite lunch--dependable, timeless, and loved by all. Plus, you get two costumes in one! That’s almost as good as a perfectly made PB & J (cut on a diagonal, of course) that has just the perfect proportion of jelly to peanut butter and nothing spilling out of the sides. That’s hard to beat. Or this is a easy diy couple Halloween costumes idea!The peanut butter and jelly of these costumes look so real that you'll make your party guests hungry for a quick sandwich. Distract them from them hunger pangs by asking them how they like to make their signature sandwich. Everyone has a unique style, like a PB & J fingerprint--from crustless, to double-layered peanut butter, to wheat bread or white! We like our with homemade jam and crunchy peanut butter, but there’s really no wrong way to assemble America’s favorite sandwich. So. go grab your special someone and a pair of basic black pants and shoes. The hard part is over--you’ve found yourself a soul mate; everything that comes after should be as easy as a PB & J!
Cute and QuilledWe have to admit it. Cacti are the cutest plant. It's just a fact. What other vegetation out there knows how to pose for any picture? You're out wandering in the desert, struggling against the sunlight, and there is a field of these adorable guys, holding their arms up in the air and waving an excited hello your way. It's enough to bring a grin to your face!The only problem is that they are known for their prickly personalities. What's the deal, Cactus!? If only we could take the smile-inspiring adorability of the desert flora and make it a bit more cuddly, too. Well, of course, we wouldn't bring up a problem without a solid solution, so let's introduce you to this exclusive Cactus Cutie costume!Design & DetailsTransform your picture-perfect infant into a plushy plant with this Made By Us costume! The corduroy jumpsuit zips up the front and features a textured style that replicates the look of a standing cactus. Snaps at the inseam allow for easy diaper access, too, so there's no need for any awkward removal. The attached hood features an inner lining for comfort and the mitts can fold back when needed. Tufts of yarn throughout replicate the look of quills but stay just as soft as your little one.
Every Halloween, you know you’re going to see a cat, and a self-referencing play on words, and a politician, and a monster. You’re going to see whatever big trend was on the news, and whatever character stood out in the latest blockbuster. You’re going to see superheroes and supervillains, pirates and gangsters. You’re going to see the same costumes you’ve seen for years.You’re not going to let your little one contribute to this mundane mediocrity! By George, you’re going to come up with a spectacularly original costume, one that no one has ever seen before. Maybe you’ll create a painfully detailed, stunning accurate 16th-century Templar knight, complete with hand-crafted chainmail. Or a wolf-man costume covered in real yak hair, just like they used in the old movies. Or a mermaid with real scales. Or maybe, originality (and time and money) can be saved by simply shelling out for this Child Green Man Skin Suit. Now your child can successfully blend in with the lawn, or some bushes, or a grassy knoll—instead of blending in with other costumers!
Pump it UpIf you really want to flex this coming Halloween then we have the perfect way to do so. Confidently show off your massive muscles with our very own Dark Strongman Costume. You’ll enter the party scene looking like you just got done with your shift at the local circus.There you were lifting unimaginable amounts of weight, and this Halloween you will be lifting the party to the next level with your amazing feats of strength. After all, who doesn’t love a charismatic muscle-bound carnie? You’ll be at center stage with this costume so make sure to bulk up and, we cannot express this enough, be sure to stretch! The last thing you want to do is pull a hammy while showing off to all of your friends.Design & DetailsYou’ll be ready to bust a flex once you toss on the leopard print stretch knit singlet. It will not only help to accentuate your muscular physique but also make it look like you live your life on the edge, and everyone loves a risk-taker. Next, you add the faux leather belt and you’ll look like more than just a Tarzan wanna-be.Then you can complete this robust transformation with the faux leather wrist cuffs. They are not only there to ensure the safety of your wrists during your feats of strength, but also bring this whole costume together. Finally, we suggest you take a look through our accessories and get your hands on some of our inflatable weights.Also, if you don’t exactly have the hair and facial hair of a strongman, don’t fret. We have a Strongman Wig and Mustache set available as well!Work Hard Play HardLife may seem like a circus from time to time but you don’t clown around. Be the strongest one in town with our exclusive Strongman costume. Your immeasurable strength will steal the show this Halloween!
She swings through the air…What’s your favorite part about going to the circus? Is it the elephants with their neat tricks? The funny clowns spilling out of that tiny car to pull off so many hilarious pranks? The thrilling lion tamer and his ferocious lions? If you’re like us, it’s got to be the amazing acrobats! These aerial daredevils do tricks that make our heads spin and our hearts pounds, whether they’re catching each other mid-air or walking along a tightrope high above our heads. We know that if we joined the circus, that’s what we’d want to be!Unfortunately, we’re just not quite coordinated enough to be world-class acrobats. If we tried, we’d definitely plummet to the ground if there was no safety net. (We don’t think we’d even risk it if there was a net anyway!) We can’t even cross a tightrope two inches off the ground, let alone 50 feet!Product detailsIf you’re hopelessly ungraceful like we are, never fear! You can still feel like an authentic acrobat in this Women's Majestic Trapeze Artist Costume. This beautiful pale purple costume is exactly what you need for any aerial feats… or just looking good while your feet are still firmly planted on the ground. The leg holes are stylishly ruffled, and there are matching ruffled arm bands to go with. There’s also lovely lace trim down the front for that extra flair.…with the greatest of ease!Next time you have the urge to live out your high top dreams but are prudent enough to stay on the ground, slip into this Women's Majestic Trapeze Artist Costume. You might not be able to do all the flips and sumersaults that real aerial stars can do, but you’ll definitely feel like a real acrobat whenever you’re wearing this costume!
If You've Got It, Haunt ItOh, why hello there. Don't mind us, we're just all dressed up in this tantalizingly terrifying costume, haunting your dreams. What? You said you wanted to be a clown for Halloween! Oh, you meant the orange-haired, red-nosed, oversized-shoe type? Well, have you considered going another route?Because this Miss Mischief the Clown Costume for Women is circus-chic meets dark fantasy, in the best possible way. A bit tasteful, a bit twisted, and a whole lot of fun to wear, this unique spin on a classic will leave the whole party whispering in your wake. The most delightful aspect of this look is making up the backstory for your irksome character—are you a clown escaped from an institution? Are you a fabulous vintage star performer letting loose for a night? Are you a secret killer clown, dressed up in a fabulous frock? Make up your mind, make up your face, and then make your way out into the world, to haunt the psyches of all you meet. The mischief is yours for the making!Product DetailsThis costume is a show stopper, whether you take it in a dark direction or not! It's an easy-to-wear pullover dress with an attached petticoat, for flare and drama, instantly! The ruffled collar attaches at the neck and gives the look an eerily youthful presence, as do the striped, thigh-high stockings. Style your hair in pigtails or rock a coordinated wig, and make sure to pick up a makeup kit that can top off your look—as a clown, your face is your most powerful (and terrifying) storytelling tool!Back to RealityWhen it's time to hang up your petticoat, tuck this costume away for another year's festivities. Or, you may decide you enjoy the dark side so much, that this getup is bound to become a regular wardrobe staple. We're not here to judge, but...uh...we're also obligated to remind you to keep the mischief in check; this costume is known to spark unpredictable behavior!
Funny BusinessNice clowns are kind of amazing when you think about it. They're adept comedy performers who can put on a hilarious show while wearing a flashy and impractical getup complete with ruffles and red plastic noses. On the other hand, evil clowns are kind of amazing too. How do they manage to sneak up on people while wearing those shoes? Product DetailsDo as much clowning around as you want while wearing your exclusive Deluxe Clown Shoes for Adults! The Oxford-style shoes come with red laces and have lightly textured anti-skid heels. The uppers are made of blue, yellow, and red faux patent leather and the shoes come with red laces. Silliest Foot ForwardIf you're planning to run away to join the circus, or just planning a clown costume for Halloween, you'll need the right accessories! Add these shoes to your water-squirting flower and your colorful, curly wig, and you'll be ready to step into the circus ring.
One Two One TwoYour muscles are majestic. They’re like the eighth wonder of the world! You could flex your muscles at a carnival and it would be a million dollar act! Only the truly worthy should get to see them working at 100% power! That’s why you should let them rest when you’re showing off the guns to the peasants. That’s why you need this 100 lbs Strongman Barbell.Design & DetailsNow, with this handy accessory, you can show off your might without having to expend your precious stamina. The barbell weight is made out of plastic, so your beastly biceps should be able to lift them with ease. The real trick to this barbell is the “50 lbs” printed on the sides. It makes it look like you’re lifting a hefty weight like it’s nothing. And the best part is, you can save your strength for when you really need to show off an amazing feat of strength.Sideshow StarIf you want to be the strongest man ever, you'll have to hit the gym every single day. That's how the old sideshow acts worked back in the day. Those strong men made a living out of it! But the real key to success is looking like a strong guy and that's exactly what this fake weight does. Do ya even lift, bro? Now ya do.
Well, look who it is, trotting over to say hello. It’s Henry the Horse! He doesn’t like to be confused with any other famous talking horses, no siree Ed. Err, Bob, sorry Henry. Slip of the tongue. Yeah, yeah, we know how much cooler you are than any other talking horses, Henry. No one’s disputing that. Yeah, no one wouldn’t love galloping around in this Adult Henry the Horse Mascot Costume. It’s delightful. That’s not up for debate. It’s perfect for costume parties, sporting events, and hoedowns of all kind. Everyone loves cheering for a prancing pony. You’re the top stallion, Henry. But when you don’t let us mention other horses it just makes you seem kind of insecure.Horses have really lucked out in one regard: hay is for them. Sure, we might give it to other animals, and roll it up in big wheels for God-knows-what purpose (can you tell we’re city folk?), but the saying doesn’t go, “Hay is for horses, and cows, and all that other stuff too.” No, hay is for horses, and everything else is a creative alternative at best, and possibly misuse. No other animal has such a statement so clearly delineating what is for them. Trix are for kids, but as of yet, children haven’t been designated as their own species.Everyone loves a horsey, and this one couldn’t be friendlier. And it’s the full monty––covering every inch of you in horsey goodness. You can just lazily amble around it, give rides to children, trot, gallop, or go all out and perform steeplechase jumps. If you’re convincing enough, maybe you can be the first riderless entry into an equestrian contest, although good luck competing with real horses. We hear they’re pretty fast.
Being the Green Ninja is a pretty big responsibility. Cause it's not just about wearing a green outfit and showing off your Spinjitzu skills. It's about bringing order to Ninjago, protecting your friends and saving the world from the forces of evil. Whoa! That's a pretty tall order, but if Lloyd Garmadon can take on the challenge, then we think your kid is a shoe in to take on the role as the next Green Ninja! We even have a special costume waiting for him should he choose to unlock his true potential!This Ninjago Lloyd costume for boys helps your kid unlock his true potential! It recreates the look from the cartoon series perfectly, from the box-shaped Lego body tunic, to the mask that transforms your child's face into that of a Lego head. Check out our entire selection of Lego officially licensed costume to assemble a group theme for him and his friends or sibling. We're sure they'll all love using Spinjitzu when they have these deluxe costumes!
When you think clown you're either going to be smiling or frowning and possibly running in the opposite direction of whomever or whatever made you think of it. Once you're over the initial shock though you can agree that the hair of the goofy performer you pictured probably had a big ol' afro sitting on his head that was a variety of different colors. Now to the average citizen the color of this hair is usually red for a classic clown but as educated scholars of clown garb and behavior we can say that this is not true. For everyone in the academic circle knows that you simply can't have red hair or it will be too much of the same color with your red nose. That's why in order to really complete a professional outfit for your next clown ensemble you should definitely try this yellow wig. It's still silly, classic, and poofy but will keep a much better rainbow of colors. Now you just need to learn how to make the best balloon animals.
Apparently, It's Not a Myth We've all heard stories about the mighty dragons of yore, who were feared and reverenced far and wide for their incredible firepower. Alas, when they hadn't been seen for years, everyone assumed that they were extinct and stopped worrying about them. Turns out that the dragons really were still around, and they're a little angry about being forgotten! Why wouldn't you invite all the dragons to a Halloween party? They should be first on the list! Product DetailsUnleash your fiery wrath (in a cute kind of way) by wearing your Adult Inflatable Angry Dragon Costume! The outfit is made of sturdy red windbreaker material that, when fully inflated, resembles a huge dragon with a long, blue-spiked tail and outspread wings. Fake hands and feet with long white claws have elastic-lined openings to let your human hands and feet poke through. The dragon's mouth is lined with white fangs and is open in a roar so that your head can peek out. I'll Huff and I'll Puff...Actual dragons were probably huge hits at parties, since they could roast marshmallows and reheat cold pizza with just one blast of their flaming breath. If this kind of trick isn't your forte, don't worry, because having a dragon attend a party is still a really big deal. Also, knowing that you won't accidentally burn the house down with a badly timed sneeze will probably make your host feel much better about his or her insurance rates anyway.
Catlike QualitiesThat kiddo of yours! They are so smart. So sly. So agile. Sometimes, they can be a little fickle, sure. But they also love to spend time outdoors, chasing butterflies, birds, and bees. They also love to be cozy indoors, curled up on the couch, napping.Are we describing a child here, or a housecat? If your little one's character bears a remarkable resemblance to that of a cat, then you may as well make it official with this Kid's Inflatable Cat Costume. Of course, your child doesn't have to have feline qualities to be a true cat-lover, and we think this clever costume will make any Halloween more fun. But, if your little one has a penchant for back scratches, basking in a sunny window, and playing with laser pointers, well then this is the look for them, without question!Product DetailsThough a cat costume may not be anything new for Halloween, an inflatable cat look is definitely going to bring your child a lot of attention! Watch them strut and prance through the holiday parade or pounce from neighbor to neighbor, trick or treating. This look inflates thanks to an internal battery pack and fan, and it instantly puffs your child up into a cute grey housecat in no time. A cutout beneath the cat's face makes it possible for your kid to enjoy Halloween to the fullest, from seeing their friends' costumes to consuming candy!Meow or NeverYou'll be amazed at how natural stepping into this new persona feels for your child. It's a perfect Halloween moment. Quick, snap a picture before they grow up!
Riding a gorilla to a party is something most of us think we'll never do in our lives, but we'd be wrong! It's something anyone can do... including you! All you need is this Adult Ride on Monkey Costume! It's one of these fantastic double-take costumes that everyone will try to figure out. We recommend staying in character through the whole thing. This Monkey? Owes you a life debt. Name is Chippers. He's going to carry you around for the rest of your life, and all you have to do is give him a banana a couple times of day. It's win-win!
Follow the FootprintsDid you hear the news? It's almost too incredible to believe, but apparently scientists have uncovered fresh tracks that appear to indicate that a modern-day cavewoman is in the area! Either that, or it may be a clown or an ogre, or some unknown creature. The scientists are still arguing. Regardless of which it is, everyone is dying to get a look! Product DetailsHide your tracks with this set of exclusive Funny Feet Costume Shoes for Women! Quirky and fun, the slide slippers are made of molded vinyl and resemble a pair of extra-large feet with bright red toenails. The outer soles feature a textured, anti-slip surface. Toe the Line No matter what costume you choose, these feet would be a hilarious addition to your ensemble! Best of all, you don't even need to worry about refreshing your pedicure, because these accessories have you (literally) covered. You can focus on other important matters, like discovering fire and inventing the wheel.
Follow the SunDoes your child love the sun? Have you caught them napping on the one slit of the sun-warmed floor on a slow Saturday afternoon? We get it! There are just some creatures that seek out the energy of that fiery globe floating far, far above us. Cats know what that's all about. Lizards do too! And no plants show their sunny enthusiasm quite like the glorious sunflower. The sunflower rotates its head to catch as many rays as it can to make the most of the summertime. When we look at the sunflowers in our backyard, they just seem to be enjoying themselves. If you and yours want to get the most out of the sun, embracing the happy nature of the sunflower just might be key!Product DetailsThis sunflower headband is easy to slip on but is sure to make a dramatic entrance. Perched on the side of the headband, the flower has a wide brown textured center and brilliantly layered yellow petals. Perfect for garden parties, school events, Earth Day, and Halloween, this headband is going to be a staple in anyone's dress-up wardrobe! Sunny PersonalityAre you looking for ways to complete your sunflower wardrobe? Complete this sunflower headband with green clothing from your own wardrobe and the sunny ensemble will be complete!
You can be a man. Discover the wheel, and build the Eiffel tower out of metal and brawn. But above all, be an anchorman! You can take the helm of Channel 4's news team when you suit up in this authentic Ron Burgundy costume. With the panache and bravado of the iconic 70s broadcaster, there's only going to be one phrase on your lips... stay classy, San Diego! This exclusive costume has all of the authentic details from Anchorman The Legend of Ron Burgundy, and with included wig and mustache, you'll look so good that you will even fool Baxter. Don't act like you're not impressed.
It is the year 2017 -- the distant future. Robot men have taken over the world. It was easy for them after they discovered the humans’ only weakness: being shot by giant lasers. Once humankind was taken care of, they could finally go about establishing a robot utopia. Free microchips at every participating robot grocery store. Hot and cold running oil in every robot apartment building. And all of the trees are replaced with robo-recharging stations. Truly a paradise. What a time to not be alive.If you are a human but deep in your chest beats the cold, unfeeling heart of a robot, then you too may join the robots in their awesome new mechanical world. You will blend in perfectly with our Robot Hat, a shiny helmet with sweet antennae for receiving important robot signals. And remember: no one can hurt your feeling ever again if you don’t have feelings. Beep.
Big Top SwapSure, sure. The circus is super FUN. Nothing scary about a bunch of clowns. Or lions. Or the music. Yup. Nothing bone-chilling about any of that. Except for...everything! Swap "creepy" for "fun" and now you know how we feel about the circus. It's a spooky wonderland of strange people and circumstances, and you never know what will happen. This Plus Size Men's Scary Ringmaster Costume will help bring your eerie vision of the Big Top to life this Halloween. If you don't believe us that the circus can be scary, then we'll just ask you: You've seen this costume, right? You want that showing up at your door at 2 in the morning? And we mentioned the clowns, right?Product DetailsIf you want to feel truly amazed, check out how much detail went into this exclusive costume's jacket, shirt front, pants, and hat. The crimson red velvet tailcoat jacket has a cool cutaway detail and fringed satin epaulets. The piece fastens with a chain across antique brass buttons, while satin embellishments definitely say "I'm the leader of this (scary) show." And just check out this top hat. It looks pretty normal, right? Now put it alongside the rest of this getup and it instantly becomes creepy, right? Take Center StageYou may not win many friends in this freaky costume, but you'll likely win several costume contests. See for yourself just how menacing and formidable you feel when you slip on this costume. We'd hate to find ourselves trapped on your circus train!
Acting Your AgeAge is a crazy thing. Sometimes it seems to all go by so fast. Other times it seems like you've been the same age for forever! And the whole time, you're expected to act your age. What if you don't want to? What if you want to sit in the park and grump about how today's youth has no respect. What if you want to order off the senior menu, knowing that their gravy has a lower sodium content? What if you want to fall asleep listening to a baseball game on the radio. You might be in the prime of your life but that doesn't mean you shouldn't have your own chair that no one else is allowed to sit in. Other people might look back and dream about their youth. Others might try to live in the now. You know better. You know that the best life is a senior life. Why else would they call them your golden years?Product DetailsThis old man costume will make all those years tick by in an instant! Simply throw on the one-piece mask and old man sweater and you'll feel ancient in an instant. The front of the sweater is printed with a lapel and tie so it'll be a little schmancy for looking good in the senior home. A Host of ActivitiesAre you ready to relax in the park in elderly style? Now, you might need to brush up on your Chess or Backgammon but this is sure to be a true delight! Pair this costume with an inflatable walker or a prop cane to really bring your look home. And when Halloween is over you can reuse the look. Show up to your next birthday party with an elderly look. Use it when you're feeling tired. Break it out when your friend shows up on hour late to show that you've been waiting forever. Turns out, aging early is the answer!
Blue Rhapsody Why is "feeling blue" a bad thing? Blue is amazing! It's one of the most commonly claimed favorite colors in the world, and if you are able to look at anything that's flavored with blue raspberry and not be immediately hungry, you are stronger than we are. Product DetailsHave the most sensational hair around when you wear this Crimped 'n Kooky Blue Wig for Adults! A mesh wig cap with a comfortably secure elastic edge is adorned with approximately shoulder-length bright blue synthetic hair. The hair is permanently crimped for lots of body and comes pre-style with a side part. It can be gently styled with non-heated tools. Always Blue-tiful Looking for a showstopping accessory for this year's clown, acrobat, doll, or magical creature outfit? Try this wig on for size! Or, simply pull it out of your closet on a normal day when you feel like turning heads.
Plant LadyWe don't know about you but the people around here have been going totally plant crazy in the last few years! When our friends go on vacation, they call us up to come and take care of their houseplants. Some folks start breaking out their seed catalogs and garden planning books in the middle of February when the snow is still blowing outside. And can we be honest with you? We've been following no less than five plant Instagram accounts. Yep, we're part of this craze. That's how we know so much about it! Are you ready to take the next step into your love of all things green and growing? Now you can become a plant with this adorable Daisy headpiece!Design & DetailsThis Made by Us headpiece is ready to add some delight to your next costumed event. A simple way to turn any outfit into a costume, this colorful headpiece easily straps around your head. The elastic strap is adjustable and snaps together. The pink petals are layered around a cheery yellow center that surrounds your face. Pair this flower headpiece with a green ensemble and you'll be ready to show up to garden parties in style!
THE GREATEST SHOW OF STRENGTHNo matter your lot in life, you've probably had some hefty dreams of being known for some kind of exceptional and almost superhuman skill. If by now, you have not yet felt your mutant strengths beginning to appear, it might be out of luck. (We're still crossing our fingers for you, of course.) But, either way, it doesn't mean that your family needs to be left in the dark without those skills! Your kiddo still has plenty opportunity to develop some of those amazing talents and bring about an amazing change for the future. Until we have schools for the extraordinary, though, your tyke might need to stick to proving themselves in contests of strength down at the local carnival. Sure, we might not have seen them all that active since the '20s, but everything can have its comeback.FUN DETAILSShow the world your tyke's might with this Vintage Strongman Boy's Costume. This exclusive white and red wrestler's style singlet is the mix of a pullover shirt that features tattooed designs and elastic waist pants with all the circus-style markings that you're hoping for. The included belt has a hook and loop fastener for easy wear and features an oversized, decorative metal buckle in the front that only heightens that victoriously strong look. All you'll need next is an olden-day mustache, some mock dumbells, and either a bald cap or a wig for even crazier hair and the festival is won! A DREAM OF STRENGTH MADE REALWhen your kiddo tells you that they want to be super strong when they grow up, they're probably picturing something like Captain America or Superman. Who can blame them? They're pretty recognizably strong folks. But, imagine the fun of letting your kiddo be a real-world strongman and show everyone how it can really work! This Vintage Strongman Costume is just the way to make that dream come true.
Always on Duty Whether it's the Steadfast Tin Soldier or the militia pieces left under the tree by Herr Drosselmeyer, toy soldiers are always the good guys. They can withstand a lot and are never afraid to chase after some ridiculously large rats and keep them from ruining Christmas. Don't let their painted exteriors fool you - inside each one is a heart of gold with a good sense of rhythm for either marching in time or dancing at the Sugar Plum Fairy's ball. Product DetailsThis exclusive Plus Size Men's Toy Soldier Costume is the perfect outfit for Christmas plays, Halloween fun, and more! The red polyester jacket fastens up the center front and features criss-crossed white sashes, gold-tone buttons and fringed golden epaulets. The gold accents match the black faux leather belt's shiny center buckle. An elastic waistband makes the blue polyester pants extra comfortable to wear. The black faux leather drum hat has a high crown accented by a white plume. The Nutcracker Wants YOUWhat would a recruitment poster look like for the Nutcracker's army? It would probably say something about serving the crown with honor on a battlefield infested with vermin. After the rats are defeated, your leader may even invite you to a Christmas party more epic than any you've ever seen before. Also, in the toy soldier's world, there's no chance of getting injured during a fight. Your biggest danger is being locked in the toy box for too long and not getting to surreptitiously watch TV when no one's looking.
Such Grace and Poise A bull in a china shop is bad news. That situation would involve a lot of smashed plates and crushed figurines. A hippo prima ballerina in a china shop would be another matter entirely. She may weigh up to three thousand pounds and be the size of a car, but her pirouettes are things of beauty and her grand jete jumps barely shake the floor. When she balances on her toes to perform a bourree, not a dish would be shaken! Product DetailsTake the stage in this exclusive and hilarious Adult Ballerina Hippo Inflatable Costume! The unisex bodysuit zips up the back and is made of sturdy polyester windbreaker fabric. A pastel pink skirt is sewn around the waist and the attached shoe covers are pink to match. The enclosed head features printed graphics of hippo eyes, nose, teeth and a slightly open mouth. Two same-material ears are sewn to the top of the head. A clear view port ensures that you can see where you're going while you perform your pas de deux. A battery-operated fan keeps the suit inflated.Hippo Hoofer Step aside, Grace Kelly. Take a seat, Fred Astaire. The world ain't seen nothin' until it's seen the marvelous majesty that is your hippo performance of the Sugar Plum Fairy's solo dance. Point those toes and twirl those arms! You'll take center stage whether you're at a Halloween gathering or a birthday party. After you've taken your final bow, you'll be showered with requests for an encore. Swan Lake would be a fantastic choice, but then again, so would a hippo hip hop number.
the long sleepSo, like so many others, you've woken up on an operating room table and...the world has ended. Yikes, this should be interesting. Folks who found access to the radio waves are coming up with excuses but long story short, there was an outbreak and half the world's population are zombies. The reporters are not saying the biochemical plant upstream had anything to do with it but they aren't saying it had nothing to do with it either. Of course, you've got a chance to live! You've prepared for this!But before you think about how to fill your starved tummy and satiate those parched lips -- before you think about how to defend yourself amidst apocalyptic conditions -- you remember.product detailsYou were getting a facelift! The turn must have happened mid-operation! Because when you look in the mirror, the person staring back looks like a half-finished art project. Your face is barely hanging on, and your nose and lips aren't proportional any longer. What a disaster. This latex and cream Botched Beauty Makeup Kit will get you just that sort of look. Best of all, the application instructions on the packaging, and the fact that it washes off with just warm water and soap, make it a cinch to get in on that fantasy and back out. You wouldn't want to spend too long in that reality, after all.
Walk the Clown WalkWell, friend, you're finally doing it. You have been promising for months and months that you're going to quit your fancy Fortune 500 job and run away with the circus...and it seems like today may be the day! Well, great! You've...thought this through, right? We're not trying to dissuade you, it's just that clowning, as a profession, is actually a lot harder than it sounds. And the benefits can be tough. But doing something you really love can be very rewarding.Here, why don't you do this? Grab a clown costume and try on these Checkered Jumbo Clown Shoes. Maybe taking the whole idea for a dry run this Halloween will give you an idea of clown life. After all, they say if you want to know someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. Now, we don't recommend these giant shoes for long walks, but, you get the idea right? So go ahead and walk the clown walk in these jumbo shoes. If you like it, we'll see you at the circus!Product DetailsThis pair of footwear looks authentically kooky, with its oversized silhouette and surprisingly lightweight construction. The laces tie up the solid black panel, while the rest of the shoe is decked out in a black-and-white checkerboard pattern.
A Sinister SpotlightThere's a big top lingering in the abandoned field at the edge of town. There are no advertisements on the bulletins boards and telephone poles around town but you can hear the music and smell the if you drive the backroads after sunset. We haven't heard anything about the show. We don't know what goes on under the mysterious striped canvas of the tent. Perhaps that's because anyone who goes in to see the show never comes out! Are you ready to run the scariest show in town? We're a little nervous to see what atrocious attractions you'll come up with. That being said, no matter how creepy the clowns or eerie the acrobats, we have to imagine that the scariest part of the show will most likely be none other than this Wicked Ringmaster!Product DetailsThis Wicked Ringmaster costume has everything you need to bring a nightmarish performance to life! Featuring a long jacket with tails, shoulder tassels, and a striped vest front, you'll feel right at home in the spotlight. Of course, it's a formal occasion, so the silky neckties sets off the jacket just right. The classic coat and tie are accessorized with an eerie, curling top hat as well as a mask that's sure to stop onlookers in their tracks!The Show Must Go OnAre you ready to start the show? You can complete this costume with black gloves, a prop whip or scepter, and a maniacal laugh to get your ringmaster character off to the right start. This costume is a great option for group costumes when paired with evil clowns, bearded ladies, and twisted acrobats but it's also rather unsettling on its own. Whether you're setting up a one-man act or you've got a whole troop, this costume is sure to inspire a show that no one will forget!
BRIGHT FUTUREWe've got a bone to pick! We watch a TON of science fiction movies. It seems like each one we see paints a very specific picture of the future. Robots are always portrayed as evil beings trying to take over the world. They're always trying to eliminate mankind. Well, how come no one ever imagines the positive future of living among robots? We don't think that all of the robots have to be so mean in the future! Perhaps there's a future where robots are the awesome best buds that we've always wanted. Maybe there's a future where we live in perfect harmony with our automaton brethren. We like the sound of that kind of future and maybe your little one can show the world what a friendly robot looks like when by wearing this Robot Rascal costume for kids.DESIGN & DETAILSOur costumers went to work to make a robot costume that's fun, futuristic, but delightfully retro at the same time. They came up with this kid's Robot Rascal Costume. It comes with a gray tunic that has attached robot hands style mitts at the sleeve cuffs. The front features plenty of printed dials and gauges to give it a retro hi-tech look. The headpiece has a generous opening for your child's face. The pants with attached shoe covers put the finishing touch on this robotic style, transforming your child into one friendly looking robot!ROBO BUDDYIf you want to show the world a friendly robot, then it's time for your little one to hop into this adorable costume! With a retro style, your child will be ready to show the more amiable side of the future of robotics by being the best robo-buddy that the world has ever seen.
Protect and SwerveIf you're a jester (and we're guessing you are since you've landed here), then you know that all that hilarity and physical comedy comes with a price—a lot of bumps and bruises! Juggling pins fall on your head and, well, things can get a little clumsy sometimes. That's why it's important to invest in the right jester hat—one that will keep you looking the part but also protected from all those classic jester injuries that come with the job. This Wacky Rainbow Plush Jester Hat does just that. It gives your jester look a lift from its fun color pattern, but the plush material will also enable you to take a few bonks without a bruise—and we have to say, the look on your face when you drop something on your head is pretty laugh-worthy! Just note: this hat is not fireproof. So if you choose to juggle anything on fire, we can't help ya there!Product DetailsThis hat is a classic...with a twist! It's the shape of an iconic court jester's cap, with the umbrella-like arms hanging overhead. But, this piece is also a total original—with its bold rainbow stripes and fluffy-plush construction—just like you!
We Go TogetherSalt and pepper: The dynamic duo! They're always together and they complement each other so well. They're just like the little twins or the mini best buds you know. Where one goes, the other is sure to follow, and if you see one without the other, it just looks weird. Sure, they're great on their own, but they're having the most fun when they're seasoning each other's lives with their joint mischief. Product DetailsShake up the costume game with this pair of Infant Salt & Pepper Shaker Sweeties Costumes! The set includes one black tunic with long sleeves and silver trim along the collar, shoulders, and down the sides to mimic the shape of a diner-style shaker. The hemline is also trimmed with silver fabric and conceals elastic edging. The front is printed with a white oval that features an oversized capital "P" in its center. The white tunic has matching silver edging and hem as well as a silver-outlined oval on the center chest that features an oversized capital "S." Each tunic comes with a puffy hat shaped like the top of a seasoning shaker and made out of shiny silver material. Both can be worn over leggings or pants for an outfit that's as comfortable as it is adorable. The Two You Really Need If you don't have a certain spice for a recipe, you can usually substitute for another - unless it's salt or pepper! Those are absolutely necessary. We're guessing you might start feeling that this costume is absolutely necessary for your little cuties, too!
Running the Show He's the person everyone looks to for direction. He's the most charming, the loudest, and the best at getting everyone's attention in the blink of an eye. He's....your baby! Actually, we were going to say "the circus ringmaster!" but we realized that what we were describing applies really well to a cute little one with a loud squeal and a talent for wrapping everyone around his little finger. Sound like anyone you know? Product DetailsThis Ringmaster Costume for Infants is yet more proof that your little one was born to be in the spotlight! Your little showstopper will look amazing in the jumpsuit that's designed to look like a dress suit. A bright red "coat" with gold trim, black lapels and gold fringe is accented by a vest-shaped inset printed with a brocade pattern. The white straight point collar is decorated with a red bow. The black bottoms look like suit pants. Top it off with the top hat! The Crowd Goes WildWhat was your favorite part of the tonight's circus? Some people enjoyed the huge elephants best, some preferred the lion tamers, still others were amazed by the daring flips and tricks performed by the acrobats. For us, the best part of all was actually the ringmaster. He was just so cute! He didn't have to do anything at all except smile and babble and chew on his fingers, and it was better than all of the other acts put together. What time is the encore?
What leads one down the path to being sinister? Maybe it was spending one too many nights, staring into the deep, never-ending darkness, or maybe someone just took the last donut on the wrong morning… As an infamous jokester once said, madness is like gravity all it needs is a little push to start down a path of destruction. Whatever drives one to that kind of unyielding madness, it's always nice to have an outfit that matches the mood. When you walk around in this Sinister Jester Costume everyone will know, that despite being completely sinister, you still enjoy a good laugh or two.Be a reminder to everyone this Halloween that one cannot spell “slaughter” without “laughter”. If you have a pretty dark sense of humor that other’s describe as sick, morbid, or sinister, then this is the costume for you. You’ll look as if you crawled out of the depths of the darkest nightmares and had a jolly ole time while doing so. While others may be walking around with horrific costumes of monsters, nothing will be as terrifying as you. It’s something about a demonic face with a hellish smile… it’s quite unsettling and sticks in one’s mind like gum on the bottom of a shoe.Take things to the next level this Halloween when you enter the party scene as this Sinister Jester. Just make sure to have some killer jokes and a few magic tricks that are to die for!
Have you ever wished that people would comply when you ask them to call you Dr. Chuckles? Do you ever see a tiny car and want to pile in with twenty of your closest friends? When you see a balloon, do you just want to get in there and stretch it into the shape of a wiener dog? If you're craving that nose honking, big shoe wearing lifestyle, there's no better place to start than getting yourself a bright blue clown wig. You don't have to go to clown college to start clowning around. All you need is the right attitude, a red nose, and some crazy hair. Before you know it, juggling will just come naturally to you. You will feel right at home in circus tents. You might even learn how to cartwheel. You'll find you have a certain squeak to your step, as you spread giggles wherever you go. Start working on your signature chuckle, cause they're about to send in the clowns!
I’m blue, da ba dee, da ba daa, Da ba dee, da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee, da ba daa, da ba dee, da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee, da ba daaWe took a survey around the office, and Eiffel 65’s crossover Eurodance earworm “Blue” (helpfully subtitled “Da Ba Dee”) was the number-one song we’d all call into Radio Disney to request when we were kids. Your child will be singing its catchy strains again in no time in this Blue Second Skin.Maybe, like Tobias Fünke from Arrested Development, your child is gripped by a desire to join the Blue Man Group. While we haven’t heard that the New York performance art trio-gone-Vegas mainstays are accepting junior members, this Blue Second Skin has got to be just about the best way for your kid to get a head start practicing what it’s like to be blue all the time––and without getting blue paint all over everything they come into contact with. There’d be no question of whether or not they’d brushed their teeth if everything they touched was stained blue, but it doesn’t really seem worth the trade-off in Mr. Clean Magic Erasers.Don’t just feel blue––be blue in this form-fitting jumpsuit. Your talented kid can start a musical group, a miming troupe, or just be the person having the most fun at the party because no one can tell who you are. If your child likes to blend into the ocean, the sky, and amidst Smurfs, they’re sure to feel at home in this Blue Second Skin. If nothing else, they can be the “before” picture to Violet Beauregarde’s blueberry transformation.