Plant LadyWe don't know about you but the people around here have been going totally plant crazy in the last few years! When our friends go on vacation, they call us up to come and take care of their houseplants. Some folks start breaking out their seed catalogs and garden planning books in the middle of February when the snow is still blowing outside. And can we be honest with you? We've been following no less than five plant Instagram accounts. Yep, we're part of this craze. That's how we know so much about it! Are you ready to take the next step into your love of all things green and growing? Now you can become a plant with this adorable Daisy headpiece!Design & DetailsThis Made by Us headpiece is ready to add some delight to your next costumed event. A simple way to turn any outfit into a costume, this colorful headpiece easily straps around your head. The elastic strap is adjustable and snaps together. The pink petals are layered around a cheery yellow center that surrounds your face. Pair this flower headpiece with a green ensemble and you'll be ready to show up to garden parties in style!
Sock TalkLet's talk socks. Some people aren't a fan of socks. We think those people are crazy! They're cozy, they make it easier to wear shoes, and you can get them in all sorts of different designs. We love socks. In fact, we've been thinking that maybe your feet aren't the only part of your body that might enjoy wearing a sock. Like, what about your head? We decided to investigate.We started out with a normal sock, designed for a foot. To make a long story short, don't trying wearing a normal sock on your head (really, don't try it at home)! Then, we found out about this Black Costume Headsock! It might not actually be as cozy as a traditional pair of socks for your feet, but it definitely gets the job done!Product DetailsThis black headsock is a pretty simple design. It's made out of a polyester material that stretches to fit most adults and it even has an elastic band around the bottom. When you have it on your head, the headsock allows for vision, but your vision may be limited, so take caution while wearing it! You can wear this with a variety of different costumes
So BlueSo, you're aspiring to be a clown are you? Well, do you have the outfit? Check. The shoes? Check. The extreme makeup? Check. A high-octane, outlandishly-energetic, tad-overzealous persona? Check. Well if you have all those things, then it sounds like your clown is nearly complete. Nearly. And what, you ask, is that final missing piece that will perfect your clownish self? Some clown hair, of course. There's no way anyone will take your clown outfit seriously if you don't have some fantastically bright and wacky hair. We know that's quite the tall order, and, as most of us aren't ready to commit to a head of rainbow-colored hair full-time, the next best thing is a colorful wig. Behold! Our Blue Jumbo Afro Clown Wig. This baby is 100% synthetic hair on a mesh cap with elastic edge, to make your hair transformation oh-so-easy. This wig is already curled and fluffed to epic proportions in a fantastic cotton-candy blue (so don't use any styling tools). With this wig, you'll finally be able to realize your ideal clown. Whether it's a happy one, a sad one, a terrifying one, or even a cute one, your dome will be donned with the best in blue.
A Kindly ClownThere are so many stories now about the spooky clowns that can send folks into a panic. We sometimes miss the original image! Where have the real clowns gone? We're talking about the ones that can inspire a smile and raise anyone's spirits. (And, no, not the scary ghost kind of spirits, either!)All it takes is someone with a light heart and maybe a love for pastel colors and a flower or two. The original image of the quirky and cute clown can be restored in no time. And we imagine that you already have someone in mind!Design & Details Give clowns a better name when you offer up this exclusive Pinafore Clown Costume to a kiddo! This is a Made By Us design that starts with a pink and white checkered shirt and a pair of pastel polka dot tights. Worn over top is a pinafore dress. The uncinched style, faux flowers, combination of multiple patterned panels, and the large buttons on the shoulder straps create a whimsical look that anyone is sure to love. Add a bright clown wig or pastel face paint to this outfit to complete a truly joyful time while your kid clowns around!
Blue is BeautifulBeing one of the most common colors in the world, blue somehow still gets overlooked when people make lists of the coolest colors in the world. This bright and beautiful color has all the things people are looking for in those lists, but it still gets passed over.As a way to spread awareness of the beauty and grandeur of blue, we are happy to present this cool and lovely shade of cerulean. There is nothing that you cannot achieve when you wear this awesome crayon costume!Product DetailsMaking sure you are dressed right for any occasion is very important, which is why we recommend setting yourself up right with this Women's Cerulean Crayola Crayon Costume. This “Made By Us” costume was put together by our hard working and careful artisans, so you will feel good about wearing this for years to come. The included dress and hat make you look just like the waxy writing utensil that we all used for years and then never again. The nostalgia factor is high with this costume! The flattering and fun cerulean color is definitely the best choice for a crayon costume, since there are so many possibilities for accessories. This costume is fun, cute, and creative, and we are sure you will love it!Looking a Little BlueIf you are searching for the perfect way to look classic and original, then you are in the right place. You will feel like a winner in this cool and comfortable costume. Just make sure you think of three or four really good cerulean and blue puns before you go out!
Lean Into ItSo, you've been invited to the annual 'Adult Humor' party. There are always some pretty inventive costumes at such a gathering. Play-on-word costumes are a standard. You can probably expect a couple of sausage-related costumes and at least one crop top that features enormous fruit along the bustline. You know there will be the Plug & Outlet couples' costume featured at least twice. (Probably more.) Each of them fully deserve the wry chuckle for the pinnacle of suggestive humor. But, if you want a real reaction, you have to go all the way. Who needs an implication when you can just show up in the full glory that is the theme of the gathering? Folks might stifle a laugh as they ask which way you lean... but you can turn those giggles into a full uproar when you show up, fully loaded, in a costume that hides behind nothing! Product DetailsWe have to be frank. If you want the most outrageous costume for your adult humor party, it's time to go for the gold. It's time for the Giant Inflatable Penis costume. There's no bones about it. This costume looks like a giant penis. When you slide into the costume and secure your arms and ankles, turn on the fan and your costume will fill up with air! Maintain vision through the mesh mask, even if your stride may be restrained. In no time, you're ready to waddle into the room and let folks go nuts with laughter at your undeniable stones. A costume like this takes... guts, obviously! Is That a Costume in your Pocket?The jokes will practically write themselves when you wear this most direct of adult humor costumes. Flip the switch and bring your Inflatable Penis costume to life. All that's next is figuring out where to wear your crown for winning King of the Costume Contest!
Sugar and Spice, and Everything NiceClowns are some of our favorite circus performers everywhere. They're so good at tumbing and cracking jokes, and making others smile. Your toddler is the same way: Not a day goes by that she doesn't put on a small show or crack her family and friends up with her own infectious giggle. But she has another side to her too, because she loves the sweet things in life. When you combine her two interests, you get a magical outfit! Product DetailsYour little one can live the sweet life in this Toddler Sweet Treats Clown Costume! The polyester jumpsuit is super soft, with cute puffed sleeves and ruffles at the ankles. Its made of alternating blocks of fabric patterned with multicolored polka dots and fabric striped with pink, yellow and blue. Big pom-poms are sewn to the bodice, and the collar and waistband are printed with a pattern that looks like a waffle cone. The included headpiece has a white polka-dot ruffle beneath a pointed waffle-print crown. Say, "Ice Cream!" What's more perfect than a Halloween costume that celebrates sweet treats? When people see your toddler dressed in such a cute outfit, they'll probably feel like giving her all of the chocolate bars, sour gummy strings, taffy, bubblegum, fruit chews and candy corn they have. Which is just fine with your little clown! You can explain later that even superstar circus performers like herself still have to share with the ringmaster (that's definitely you.)
Peak Humor People can talk all they like about comedy sketches, stand-up routines, and satire essays. Snore. Actually, those are fine, but the truth is that they can't compare to the classics. And by "classics," we mean an oversized plastic nose that honks when you squeeze it. That's real comedy. Product DetailsClown around all you want in this exclusive Honking Clown Nose Accessory! The large red rubber nose comes to a rounded tip and secures around your head with an elastic band. Squeeze the end of the nose to hear it give a loud honk! The unisex style fits most sizes. Silly CircusThere's no doubt that you're the good type of clown if you've got a fun nose like this one! An evil clown could probably wear one, but his scare factor would go down by a lot once people heard that goofy squeaking sound. He'd get much more laughter than screams!
The Money SuitHave you ever thought about making an entire outfit out of dollar bills? We have. It seems like such a boss move, so we looked into making a halter jumpsuit out of real dollar bills. If you use Benjamins, it's going to cost a pretty penny. Also, dollar bills are not exactly the most comfortable fabric out there. That's why we decided to find something that's a little more wallet-friendly and comfortable to wear!This Women's Halter Money Print Jumpsuit is a spandex blend jumpsuit that gives you the high-style effect of a money suit, with added comfort for anyone looking to make a boss move at their next costume party.Product DetailsThis step-in jumpsuit is made out of a stretch-knit fabric that helps provide a form fit. It comes with a halter-style top that ties at the back of the neck. The jumpsuit has an all-over print of U.S. paper currency, which includes 20 dollar bills, 50 dollar bills, and 100 dollar bills! That means Jackson, Grant, and Franklin will be with you as strut your stuff!We recommend pairing this costume up with some of our dollar sign costume jewelry, as pictured in the image!
Ladies and Gentlemen! Clowns flying from cannons, lion tamers putting their heads in the fanged mouths of beasts, acrobats sparkling as they soar in death-defying feats... all of these things are amazing on their own! A little crazy when put together. It takes a showman with real flair to take all of these fabulous elements and, using nothing but his own beguiling sense of fun, present them as a show meant to captivate audiences and leave them talking of nothing else for days! Product DetailsThe crowds will go wild when you show up dressed in our exclusive Plus Size Dashing Ringmaster Costume! The costume's top comes together with two pieces. A long red velvet jacket with black satin vest panels starts the ensemble. Gold trims, printed embellishments, and shoulder epaulets with fringe ensure plenty of flair. The jacket-vest combo buttons up the center with small black buttons.A pleated, white satin cravat with a decorative gold button worn under the costume jacket creates the appearance of a button-up shirt. Black, elastic waistband pants with printed gold cord ensure a cohesive look, but completing the ensemble is a pair of black faux leather boot covers and a top hat with a red ribbon band.It's a Circus Around Here!If you like it when things are a little chaotic - ok, a lot chaotic - this is the costume for you! Show everyone that you have what it takes to wow the crowds with fabulous acts and your own sheer charisma. An outfit this amazing turns any room you enter into the Greatest Show on Earth. Lions, tigers, bears, and juggling clowns are all optional but highly encouraged.
How Slow Can You Go? Sloths aren't so great at track meets and you'll never see one compete in the Indy 500, but boy are they champions at taking the scenic route. Sloths move so slowly that they frequently forget where they were originally planning to go and just decide to catch a few zzz's instead. Are they relatable or what? Product DetailsDo things at your own speed when you wear this laugh-out-loud Inflatable Sloth Costume for Adults! The one-piece outfit is made of sturdy white and brown polyester windbreaker fabric with a zipper up the back that makes it easy (although not necessarily fast) to get in and out of. A fan installed behind your left hip keeps you inflated for as long as you're wearing the costume, and the fully enclosed feet, complete with faux sloth toes, ensures that minimal air escapes. Two attached sloth arms inflate until they stick out to each side as though ready for a giant sloth hug. Human-sized brown mitts are attached to each arm so that you can use your own hands. The fully enclosed oversized head is printed with eyebrows, eyes, a nose, and the mouth is fitted with a clear plastic viewing port. You'll need to be able to see in order to pick out the perfect location for napping. Rest Is BestWhy join the rat race when you could look amazing while chilling on a comfortable branch. Zip up your costume and then give yourself permission to relax. Putting on an outfit this awesome is the only "work' you need to do today.
Bold BehaviorIf you had to choose 3 words to describe your toddler, they’d be: adventurous, fiery, and bold. Rarely does a school day go by when your kiddo isn’t sent home from daycare with a slip explaining why their pants have a new tear or stain on the knees or seat. Typically, they were the only one to find the mud puddle hidden behind the shrubs that run along the fence. When you address them about it and explain that wandering away from their teachers and diving into bushes everyday isn’t safe, they launch into what could be a 3-page paper on why it is, in fact, okay. They even try to explain why it’s better that they continue to adventure outside of their classmates’ and teachers’ eyeline. Then, every morning, when you readdress the rules of school before sending them off in their unique, mismatched, self-styled outfit, they smile with a mischievous twinkle in their eyes.Product DetailsWhen your little one came to you at a loss for what they wanted to be for Halloween you were slightly perplexed. Their go-to suggestions of explorer, dragon, or even an all-powerful fairy weren’t cutting it apparently, but you weren’t sure what would. Luckily, you found this Toddler’s Red Crayon Costume and we have to say it sounds perfect for your kiddo! The simple 2-piece ensemble turns your toddler into a bright red crayon that’s ready to leave a mark on the world—or at least another blank wall. With the cone-shaped hat on the top of their head and the tube-shaped, crayon wrapper printed tunic secured around their shoulders, they’re sure to stand out from the crowd.Color the Town RedWhether your toddler is coloring the world red at playtime or you’re hoping the bright color will keep them visible even if they dive into the bushes while trick-or-treating, this Red Crayon Costume for toddlers is the choice for you and yours!
A couple of babiesYou sometimes walk by a baby in a stroller and think, “Ah. I wish someone would push me around like that.” Or perhaps you pass a family carrying their little one as they hike and take in the views and think, “Carry me! Why must life get harder as we get older?”It’s OK, we think about these things too. While we have yet to figure out the secret to reverse aging, we think we may have just the thing to bring a little extra TLC to your life: this Adult Baby Costume. You may be a grown-up who does taxes and has a 401K, but that doesn’t mean you can’t indulge your infantile side. Show everyone at the party just what a big and funny baby you can be and watch as the cuddles, sweets, and maybe even a push in a stroller (or at least a lift home in your friend’s car) come cooing your way.Product DetailsWhile the teddy bear, giant baby bottle, and pacifier accessories shown in the photo are sold separately--don’t cry--you should get them to complete your comical baby look. Here, here, look here! Don’t cry. See? This ensemble includes a bib, bonnet, and a bodysuit with a built-in wire hoop. It’s a look that can be worn by either men or women, and one size fits most. If that’s not something to giggle in an insanely cute way at, well, we don’t know what is.
Good Ol' DaysAhh, the easy, breezy baby lifestyle. That's what it's all about! Shaking those rattles, knocking spoons off tables, and let's not forget about that "oh so suspenseful" game, Peek-a-boo. It's a such a great time that we understand when adults want to go back every once in a while. There is so much to avoid when it comes to our adult lives even with the freedoms that we enjoy. Like, sure, we can buy our own treats and watch cartoons late into the night without our parents sending us to bed. But there are so many other responsibilities that are so overwhelming. Take, for instance, filing complicated taxes, morning traffic, and getting your very own babies to bed. Who saw all that coming? Honestly, we all need a break from this "being grown" business!Product DetailsLooking for an outfit that'll make everyone (including yourself) go ga-ga? This is the ensemble you're looking for! It includes fluffy white diaper bottoms with an oversized safety pin for comic relief, a sweet pink crop top in a loose shift style with a giant bib so you can eat in infant fashion. You'll top off the whole look with a cute bonnet that has lace trim so you can keep your tender baby skin away from the sun! You'll look like the stork just dropped you off at the doorstep of your next costume party!Juvenile BehaviorSo, are you ready to relive your youth? It's going to be fun now that you get to make your own decisions! Yes, you're going to eat Teddy Bear Grahams in milk instead of cereal, no one can stop you now! Yes, you can turn your tot tunes all the way up as you rock out in your room, you're an adult baby and that's a force no one can mess with!
P. T. Barnum build a legendary circus, but does anyone remember Bailey's name when it comes to Barnum & Bailey? Nope! Why not? James Anthony Bailey (That was his name, by the way. Good ol' J. A. Bailey, although it doesn't have the ring of P. T. Barnum, we admit) was at least half of Barnum & Bailey's Circus. Then you've got the Ringling Brothers, who teamed up with Barnum & Bailey to form the greatest show on earth. But do you know any of their names? Of course not. You're too busy enjoying the incredible circus! You wouldn't even know how many brothers there were (There were seven brothers, although only five of the brothers worked to build the circus together).So what we're saying is, when you decide to become the Ringmaster of the greatest show on earth, you're going to want to make sure you've got a memorable name. How about... P. T. Barnling? Or Ringling Barnbros? Okay those could use some work. But listen, you're the entertainer, not us! You come up with the unforgettable name. In the meantime, you can practice your image and showmanship in this gorgeous Ringmaster costume. You'll also probably need to fend of some lions and command and elephant to stand on two legs. Classic Ringmaster stuff, if you're up for it. Just don't lose your top hat thinking up that name. It'll come to you as naturally as your skills as a Ringmaster. You're a part of the circus now, friend. Give them a show to write home about (or tweet about. Might get more buzz by tweeting).Note: We are not responsible for any elephant, lion, or trapeze attacks while wearing this costume.
the long sleepSo, like so many others, you've woken up on an operating room table and...the world has ended. Yikes, this should be interesting. Folks who found access to the radio waves are coming up with excuses but long story short, there was an outbreak and half the world's population are zombies. The reporters are not saying the biochemical plant upstream had anything to do with it but they aren't saying it had nothing to do with it either. Of course, you've got a chance to live! You've prepared for this!But before you think about how to fill your starved tummy and satiate those parched lips -- before you think about how to defend yourself amidst apocalyptic conditions -- you remember.product detailsYou were getting a facelift! The turn must have happened mid-operation! Because when you look in the mirror, the person staring back looks like a half-finished art project. Your face is barely hanging on, and your nose and lips aren't proportional any longer. What a disaster. This latex and cream Botched Beauty Makeup Kit will get you just that sort of look. Best of all, the application instructions on the packaging, and the fact that it washes off with just warm water and soap, make it a cinch to get in on that fantasy and back out. You wouldn't want to spend too long in that reality, after all.
It's in the Money BagToddlers are a lot of things — emotional, irrational, and cute as can be. They are also picky, demanding, hilarious, sweet, fascinating, and...expensive. And no matter how much you keep insisting that your tots get a job, they seem uninterested in contributing to the family income. Well, we can't really blame them...yet.But, you can lift your spirits by dressing them in this Toddler Money Bag Costume this Halloween. It's adorable all on its own or it makes a perfect accompaniment to a robber costume for a sibling. And who knows, maybe it'll inspire your children to actually care about the value of money. Er, on second thought, best let them enjoy the carefree days of their youth while they can. Design & DetailsIn order to do this costume justice, our in-house designers pulled off a real bank heist of their own, just so they would know what a bag stuffed full of bills would really look like! Ok, so no, not really. But they had fun pretending. Instead, they spent time crafting this costume's pullover velour tunic that's shaped like a full money bag. It has a big black dollar sign emblazoned on the front, just like in an old-timey bank heist movie! The top is decorated with $50 and $100 bills printed on felt, as is the cap.A True Crowd PleaserLet's be honest, this costume is bound to be a hit. After all, who doesn't want to see a big bag of money approaching their door? Your neighbors will all get a kick out of this cute and clever costume.
Happy HabitatWhat would we do without trees? There would be no place to build an amazing fort with a rope ladder and a spyglass. Squirrels wouldn't have a snug place to store their nuts and curl up during the long winters. We wouldn't hear the soft and soothing sound of wind rushing through high branches, and tire swings wouldn't be nearly as fun. It's no wonder that trees are so important in all of our lives: So important that dressing up as one is a really cool Halloween idea! Product DetailsYout won't be-leaf your eyes when you see how fantastic you look in this exclusive Tiny Tree Costume for Kids! The long-sleeved jumpsuit fastens down the back and is made of brown minky fabric that's embossed all over with a tree bark pattern. The shoulders and sleeves are sewn with green felt leaves. An included stuffed squirrel can be fastened into the pocket on the torso. The headpiece fastens under your chin, has foam lining to help it keep its shape, and is sewn with more green felt leaves. See the Forest for the Trees What does that expression mean? Does it mean something like, "Make sure you don't lose sight of the details?" Or does it mean, "You are going to look awesome no matter where you are if you're dressed in a cool outfit that makes you look like a majestic tree"? The second one sounds pretty good to us. We'll go with that, because it's true.
Clown hair comes in all shapes and colors, from classic red to goofy green, or even every color striped across their hairdo. It used to be thought that a clown's hair color was somehow linked to their position and status within the clown hierarchy, kind of like how the color of karate belts indicate skill. The true meaning behind clown hairstyles is still being studied, and we may never know what it truly stands for. One thing that we do know, though, is that white haired clowns are some of the rarest and most highly skilled, sort of like the clown-equivalent of a unicorn. We don't know exactly what it takes to earn this coveted 'fro, but luckily you can just buy this White Afro Wig and skip over everything else. This is the perfect style for the modern clown who's looking for a chic new look. It may not be as silly and in-your-face as puffy red hair, but everyone will be just as excited to see a rare white haired clown at their party!
Cute and QuilledWe have to admit it. Cacti are the cutest plant. It's just a fact. What other vegetation out there knows how to pose for any picture? You're out wandering in the desert, struggling against the sunlight, and there is a field of these adorable guys, holding their arms up in the air and waving an excited hello your way. It's enough to bring a grin to your face!The only problem is that they are known for their prickly personalities. What's the deal, Cactus!? If only we could take the smile-inspiring adorability of the desert flora and make it a bit more cuddly, too. Well, of course, we wouldn't bring up a problem without a solid solution, so let's introduce you to this exclusive Cactus Cutie costume!Design & DetailsTransform your picture-perfect infant into a plushy plant with this Made By Us costume! The corduroy jumpsuit zips up the front and features a textured style that replicates the look of a standing cactus. Snaps at the inseam allow for easy diaper access, too, so there's no need for any awkward removal. The attached hood features an inner lining for comfort and the mitts can fold back when needed. Tufts of yarn throughout replicate the look of quills but stay just as soft as your little one.
Answer the CallCalling all artists and army vets, all mime actors and military aces... not to mention the Francophiles and fashionistas! You've already had the ultimate in occupations. No doubt, you've gathered followers and fans from all over the world who are eager to hear your every word (or at least see what you've got to show, for you mimes out there). But are you really showing your best side? Might there be something you're missing that would really tie your whole essence together? Design & Details Channel the true spirit of the artist warrior and fashion-forward trendsetters with this Black Beret. This cap can top off any costume to give you the fully accessorized form or can be added to any of your regular clothes to add a bit of extra finesse to your style. The beret is best worn flat on your head, halfway up your forehead and an inch behind the ears. Tuck the brim and pull it to a slant for a true fashionista's statement. Without saying a word, you will show those around you that you've been all over the world... or at least to the tastiest of options out there!
All Fired UpIs there anything better than a good old-fashioned circus? We would love to watch a picturesque troop pull into town on a colorful train! Just imagine the bright banners with clowns blowing trumpets out the windows. But here's the thing, the vibe of modern circuses has changed a little bit. They're a little smaller. There are fewer animals, which isn't a bad thing. Those elephants need their freedom! Maybe you'll just need to start your very own old-fashioned circus. We bet you know a few kids who'll volunteer for the job. Product Details & DesignAny circus performer needs a ring of fire to keep an air of suspense alive in the show. No burns necessary with this hoop of fire! While this hoop is super simple with flames looped over plastic tubing. At twenty-seven inches wide with a shock of colorful flames, this hoop is sure to stand out in photos and playtime. No Running Away RequiredWant to bring back the golden circus era? No need to jump a train to find a troupe! Everyone in your family can have a job! Dad will make a great clown with a tripping pun joke routine. Mom can be a juggler or lion tamer, she has a lot of experience keeping those kids wrangled in in the wild. Of course, then you'll have to recruit one of your kiddos to be the lion. Top it all off with a baby strongman and a few choice props and your little troupe will be the best in the land!
You always knew your child was going to take the world by storm, but you never thought it would be literal. But when they came to you saying they wanted to be a F10-level swirling vortex of destruction when they grew up, you knew you had to encourage them to follow their dreams. You would be the worst hypocrite if you told them for years they could be anything, only to balk when they said that thing was a tornado.Secretly, of course, you have your doubts. The job market for tornados seems slim at best. What company is going to need a tornado’s talents? Your kid might be able to get an odd job here or there clearing forests or demolishing houses, but that work can’t be very steady, can it? And sure, Hollywood always needs strong forces of nature for its disaster movies, but show business is so hard to break into—even for a tornado that breaks through everything—and the world of entertainment is so fickle. One moment, a tornado could be starring in something as prestigious as Twister; the next, it could be relegated to Sharknado. You don’t want your kid to get sucked into such a rollercoaster.Nevertheless, you always said you’d support your kid, and you’re going to support your kid through this, too (even though you hope it’s just a phase). The first step is purchasing this Child Tornado Costume to really help your kid get into the tornado mood. The white polyfoam tunic has shoulder straps on the inside and is overlaid with spiraled strips of black and white nylon netting. It comes with cutouts of different buildings, which can be tucked into and behind the netting strips. It’s the perfect costume for your little whirling dervish!
Preventing Green MeaniesYour toddler’s favorite thing is anything that is green. They have a wardrobe full of options, but continually request to wear the green pants with their lime green hoodie. At the park, they will only slide down the big green slide—puddle at the bottom be darned. When the leaves turn all shades of orange and brown, they announce their new hatred for trees. And whenever you go to a restaurant they only use the green crayons on their paper placemat and refuse to leave the waxy stub behind.After not receiving a green crayon at a restaurant one time they grew a strong mistrust and made sure they always had a backup—much like your constant pen carrying. So, their crayon attachment didn’t seem too off, until you realized they wouldn’t go anywhere without one. You watched them pull a green crayon out of their pocket and bend to mark the sidewalk on every walk you took them for—why? “To spread the color around,” of course! So, when they told you, they couldn’t go trick-or-treating this year without a green crayon, you knew it was time to step in and prevent green marked doors.Product DetailsLuckily this Toddler’s Green Crayon Costume is a perfect compromise! Your kiddo will get to enjoy their favorite colorful item without worrying about it breaking in their pocket or leaving an unwanted mark on the neighborhood. The 2-piece costume is comprised of a tube-shaped, crayon wrapper printed tunic and a cone-shaped hat to make getting ready for Halloween easy! The versatile design allows your toddler to layer comfortable and warm clothes underneath or to keep it simple for a dress-like wear!Go Green!Whether they’re goal is to spread the love of all things green with the community or just show off their personal passion for the waxy art supply, this Green Crayon Costume for toddlers is a great choice for your little rascal!
A.P. ClassWelcome to your first A.P. class. What's that? No, you've got it wrong. This is not an advanced placement class, this is a class for accident-prone students. We can see how that would be confusing but what can we say, the teacher of this class is also mistake-prone. For our first class, we're going to focus on risk mitigation when it comes to trips and falls. The most important thing for you to remember is if you're balancing on something or trying something new, make sure you find a safe placement. Rollerblading near water or standing on one leg near a campfire are both dangerous. However, balancing on a short wall in the middle of a grassy lawn might be worth the risk. Looks like that's the bell. Next week we're covering knocking items over so be sure to read the chapter on liquids that stain! Product DetailsThis pair of glasses will make the heart of anyone who's nearsighted skip a beat. The black glasses have lenses printed with a shattered design. A great accessory for nerd costumes and accident victims, you're sure to have a lot of fun slipping on these surprisingly stable broken glasses!
For My Next Trick...We think of jesters as simple court clowns. The thing is, they were a lot more. Not only were many of them talented songwriters, musicians, and contortionists, some of them were so close to kings or queens that they were expected to ride into battle and act as messengers for the warring armies. There's even a story of a dwarf jester that escorted a queen from Holland to England, using his horsemanship and soldiering skills to keep her safe through enemy territory. Though the Medieval world might not have been kind to jesters, there are many who have gone down in history, one performer even has a forest in England named after him. You see, whether you specialize in acrobats or archery, you can do what you want as a jester, as long as you do it with style!Product DetailsThis dark jester costume will keep the court on their toes! The featured jumper has a classic checkerboard pattern. The waist is tied with a matching sash to keep this look flattering. Tattered for a nightmarish look, the off-shoulder balloon sleeves and trimmed with classic tatters. Matching the jumpsuit, the tattered collar and the headdress finish this jester costume with a dramatic flourish!Here We are NowEntertain us! Are you heading out to a Medieval themed event or Halloween party? This jester costume is sure to make you feel like you have the entertainment of the court in the palm of your hands. Customize this look with dramatic makeup like the classic diamond eyes and the wide smile pictured or a show-stopping wig that'll make you ready for the spotlight. Just make sure you make it clear whether you're down with going into battle with your employer. We'd say that's a healthy boundary to draw!
Are you and your partner looking for some extra-fancy dress, or the perfect fit for a classy get-together? We’ve been told that the best way to make a good impression at a tony party is to bring along a tasteful wine and cheese pairing. And we don’t see how anybody could do better than this hilarious costume set, which lets everyone know just how much you and your partner hope they enjoy the hors d’oeuvres!It’s a great option for people who feel more confident cracking a snappy joke than remarking on a special vintage. And let’s be honest: isn’t drinking a bottle of champagne way less fun than shaking it until the cork shoots out like a cannonball? People are always going on about the finer things in life, but sometimes it seems like they have some really mixed-up priorities!The yellow cheese wedge is served on a pair of suspenders with its own special knife, since some people consider it poor manners to assume the host will provide one. And because couples costumes are always better with a little double entendre on the side, the Cabernet tunic comes with a realistic label detailing its risque provenance!Surprising the other guests in these goofy costumes is a great way to lighten the mood of a party, much like sharing an actual snack and sipping libations. So if you really want to break expectations, you could wear your wine and cheese and bring it, too!
Off to Join the CircusMaking sure your audience is entertained is the key to being a great ringmistress. Whether that means subjecting viewers to wonders that they’ve never seen before, or exposing them to intense shows of violence is up to you. The one thing that is certain, no matter what kind of act you plan on rounding up for your show, is that you’re going to need an outfit for the occasion. You’re going to need an outfit that lets people know that you’re in charge. You’re going to need an outfit with exuberant style! You need the threads of this freak show mistress costume. All of the clowns in the big top are going to fall in line right behind you when you start leading the way.Product DetailsThe women’s costume has a dazzling style that any ringmaster can appreciate. The costume comes with a royal red jacket with gold braiding that will have you looking ravishing. The tank style dress fits underneath for a look that should have you running the show in no time. Of course, no ringmaster costume would be complete without a top hat and this one comes with a mini one that fits on your head. The costume even comes with a set of decorative spats to finish the look.Ringmistress CostumeThe real question is, what will you do with your new look? Do you join the big top? Will you create an arena where crazed psychos engage in combat merely for your own amusement, or will you run a standard circus, complete with creepy clowns and wild animals? That’s totally up to you, but we recommend grabbing one of our canes or whip accessories to accompany you in your new career. Lead the way into this new freaky frontier! We're right behind ya.
When Skies Are GreyWe know. It's cheesy to call your child the sunshine of your life... but it's pretty true! Your little one always brightens up your day, and seems to turn any gloomy day into a day packed full of fun. Well, maybe it's time that you shared that light with the rest of the world, and we have just the outfit for that!Our in-house costume designers wanted to craft a costume that's just as lively and bright as your little one. That's why they created this adorable sun costume for toddlers! It's easy-to-wear and it brings a sunny attitude to any event!Fun DetailsThis Toddler Summer Sun Costume literally transforms your child into the sun! It's a simple, Made By Us design that's bright and cheerful to help your child share light with the world. The tunic-style top just slides on over your child's clothes, so it's easy to put on (even if your child is a little bit wiggly). The front of the tunic is shaped into a circle and has a happy face embroidered on it. Your child will be sharing the sunshine in no time!This toddler sun costume makes for a great Halloween costume, but another great use for this adorable outfit is for pre-school plays about the solar system and space-themed group costumes for the whole family!
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True to BlueIn our experience, most kids switch their favorite colors by week, day, or mood. But then there are kids that love blue. We've seen little to no wavering in their dedication to blue. No matter their age, they're true to their chosen color and would probably make each arc of the rainbow a different blue hue if they could.We can't blame them. Blue is everywhere and beyond versatile. With a blue crayon, skies, seas, eyes, and countless cars come to life. Where white would hide, blue steps in to ensure snow, clouds, and so many things are visible, and without blue, there'd be no purple or green! If this sounds like something your kiddo would preach, then this Blue Crayola Crayon Costume is destined to join their costume wardrobe!Design & DetailsThis officially licensed exclusive makes showing love for blue easy with a one-piece design. Lightweight, foam-backed materials give the pullover tunic the shape of a Crayola crayon. Two shades of blue and black printed graphics ensure the costume looks just like a classic Crayola crayon in its wrapper. Meanwhile, an opening in the costume crayon's nib ensures your little blue-lover can see their impact, and shoulder openings keep arms unrestricted.Blue LoveIf your kiddo's love for blue is as vast as the oceans, skies, and its variety of shades, then this Kid's Blue Crayola Crayon Costume is for them! Dressed in the Made By Us costume tunic, kids are transformed into their favorite crayon and ready to spread the good word about the endlessly useful color.
Broccoli PRWe need to talk. It's about broccoli. We've heard tons of rumors going around that the kids don't like the nutritious vegetable. Crazy, we know! Broccoli is so versatile and it's packed full of vitamin C, calcium, and vitamin K. You can roast it, stir fry it, steam it, or eat it raw! But for some reason... a lot of kids seem to think that it's yucky. We're just going to chalk it up to bad PR. Well, we want to change that. We want to give the healthy vegetable some good PR for a change. That's where you come in. If we can show kids just how cool broccoli can be, then maybe we can get more kids to try it out.We see absolutely no problem with this plan whatsoever.Design & DetailsOur team of designers crafted this Made By Us costume to capture the delicious style of the stalky vegetable. The costume is a green inflatable bodysuit with printed details on the exterior to make it look like broccoli. The top portion is designed to look like a fresh floret! You can wear your normal clothes underneath as you suit up. The bodysuit also has a built-in fan in the back. With the flip of a switch, the suit fully inflates into the shape of a broccoli crown. Just leave the fan on as you walk the world as the big green vegetable!From Yucky to FunnyAll right, so maybe we haven't worked out all of the specifics, but we bet if kids see you running around in this broccoli costume, we can at least get broccoli to be a "funny" food instead being known as a "yucky" food. And we think that's definitely a step in the right direction! Be sure to check out all of our food costumes to get a whole balanced diet group costume going!
Get on the BusKids say the darndest things, don’t they? Ask a kid what they want for breakfast and they’ll say lasagna. Take them to a fast food joint and they’ll ask for Cheerios. Ask them where babies come from and they will give you an immediate and elaborate story about a baby fairy. Ask them where the money comes from and they might say a “Money Bush.” Ask them where cats come from and they’ll tell you “the internet.” Seriously, what? Ask them if they are excited to ride on the school bus and, without skipping a beat, they tell you they’d rather be a school bus.Design & DetailsA soft matt jersey fabric, this unique costume is also made out of a soft foam material and it fits around your toddler’s shoulders, transforming him into a bright yellow school bus in the process. Your kid will be able to Vroom! Vroom! all the way through your home as the mass transportation vehicle of his dreams. Best of all, it’s one of our Made By Us costumes, so you can rest assured it was made with care by one of our in-house designers. You can worry less about the quality of the costume and more about what in the world your little one will say next. Just make sure to teach him all the rules of the road before you send him off into the backyard to bring all those lucky people to class!Let's Go For a DriveWe aren’t going to ask anymore questions. Far be it from us to impede those burgeoning and lively imaginations. In fact, we want to help kids realize their goals, no matter how out-of-left-field they might seem. The craziest dreams are usually the ones most worth pursuing, an adult once told us. So, for the kiddo that wants to be, erm, a school bus… may we introduce to you our exclusive Toddler Ride in School Bus Costume!
Prickly PalChildhood is a joy. Parenting is a pleasure. But man, kids can be prickly! You rub a toddler the wrong way and you might end up on the sharp end of a barb. Don't get us wrong, they're usually sweet. But that barb comes at the most unexpected times. You'll be cuddling on the couch and all of the sudden *fwap!* you get a sticky palm to the face.We can't blame toddlers for their prickly ways. After all, it's hard being a kid. They're learning to manage so many emotions and they have little to no power over their situation. Imagine having to ask an adult for snackie. That's rough stuff. Our advice? Don't ignore your prickly pals barbs, warn strangers about them with this sweet Cactus Costume!Design & DetailsInstantly transform your toddler into a Saguaro cactus with this hilarious Made-By-Us toddler cactus costume. The one piece look zips up the front, making it easy to put on the most wiggly kiddos. The hooded bodysuit comes with boot covers to keep the costume consistant. The sleeves are fitted with hand slots, letting your kids hands out easily when they need them. Topped with a flower, this cactus costume will make your little one look right at home in the desert. Saguaro SalutationsAre you ready to welcome this unique cactus costume into your home? Sure, this costume is a blast for Halloween parties but the fun doesn't have to stop there. From playing dress-up to school themed events, you'll want to bring out this silly Saguaro at every chance you'll get!
Hey, is there any broccoli stuck in my braces? You might be asking yourself, "why wear fake braces?" Back in the 80's it might not have been cool to have a nerdy look, but these days, geek is the new chic so why not embrace it? These fake teeth with attached braces will definitely fool all. Just throw on a pair of thick glasses, a bow tie, and a tiny pocket calculator to add some nerdy style to your ensemble.You don't have to worry about these fake teeth falling out and blowing your cover, because your teeth will come with a set of instructions and mouth adhesive. You may have a slight lisp while these bad boys are in, but hey, that will only up your geek factor so...you're welcome! The perfect accessory to add to any geek inspired costume or just throw them in whenever just to get a few laughs from your friends.
Sweet, Sweet NostalgiaIt's almost surreal, isn't it? You probably remember dumping a big pile of Lego pieces onto the floor, just so you could sort through your entire collection to find that one missing piece. Your parents probably yelped in agony as they stepped barefoot on a stray Lego from your collection. You also probably had that intense feeling of satisfaction the second you placed the last piece on your latest masterpiece. But the surreal part is that now you're all grown up and your little one is going through all of those same things... and now you're the one stepping on stray Lego pieces on the floor.Design & DetailsWell, now you can help take your child's Lego experience to the next level! Instead of just building Legos, your child can actually become one. All you need is this Child Lego Iconic Kit and a little bit of imagination. It comes with a plastic mask and foam hands so they can seure that coveted Lego look.
Everyone longs to have that one special person in their life; someone who knows them so well that without thinking they can easily finish each others’...sandwiches.Whether your other half is a friend, family member, forever sweetie, or even a frenemy, this Adult Peanut Butter and Jelly Costume is the perfect sustenance for your Halloween plans. Bound to be a mainstay for years to come, this costume couplet is as foolproof as your favorite lunch--dependable, timeless, and loved by all. Plus, you get two costumes in one! That’s almost as good as a perfectly made PB & J (cut on a diagonal, of course) that has just the perfect proportion of jelly to peanut butter and nothing spilling out of the sides. That’s hard to beat. Or this is a easy diy couple Halloween costumes idea!The peanut butter and jelly of these costumes look so real that you'll make your party guests hungry for a quick sandwich. Distract them from them hunger pangs by asking them how they like to make their signature sandwich. Everyone has a unique style, like a PB & J fingerprint--from crustless, to double-layered peanut butter, to wheat bread or white! We like our with homemade jam and crunchy peanut butter, but there’s really no wrong way to assemble America’s favorite sandwich. So. go grab your special someone and a pair of basic black pants and shoes. The hard part is over--you’ve found yourself a soul mate; everything that comes after should be as easy as a PB & J!
Inspiration StrikesOnce upon a time, back in the Stone Age, the early humans were in a pickle. They'd graduated from drawing on the walls of their caves to drawing on pieces of flat wood, and now they wanted to hang those pictures in their homes. Unfortunately, all they had to pound in the nails were rocks, which led to a lot of smashed fingers. "What if we strapped the rock to a long stick?" one genius suggested. And suddenly the hammer was invented! (Although the smashed fingers never really went away.) Product DetailsBe the handiest person at your next costume party when you wear your exclusive Hammer Costume for Adults! The unisex outfit consists of a hood that slips on over your head and has an oval-shaped cutout for your face. The top is shaped like the head of a hammer, complete with a flat end and a clawed end, and is made of foam backed metallic silver fabric. A long "handle" made of the same silver material with a red and blue fabric "grip" hangs down the front and is backed with foam to help it keep its shape. If I Had a Hammer Remember that old saying that goes, "When you have a hammer, everything looks like a nail"? Well, we're not so sure about that. When we tested this costume, we didn't start seeing nails everywhere. On the other hand, we felt an almost overwhelming urge to do home projects, and to stand with our hands on our hips admiring our work when we were finished. Sometimes we even said, "That's not going anywhere!" after nailing something together. It's a very strange phenomenon.
Big Booger BabyThe peak of humor is, without a doubt, pure grossness. Unadulterated, disgusting, putrid, vile, and viscous goop dripping from an overlarge, screwed up baby face? LOL. Maybe your baby looks like this on the regular? Maybe you’re just letting your inner kid out to the real world one night each year as part of a horrific curse? Doesn’t matter, it’s all in good fun.One thing is for sure, if you wear this costume, you will definitely meet the love of your life at the party. Women and men love to see confidence, and nothing says confidence like showing up to a party replete with sexy crayons, witches, and pirates dressed in the Adult Big Booger Baby Costume.Product DetailsIn case you need it, this Adult Big Booger Baby Costume comes with a giant diaper, complete with elastic waistband and leg openings. The pullover top is reversible, with one side being pink and the other blue, allowing you to flaunt your style. The 13-inch bottle and 10-inch pacifier should be enough to really sell the baby aspect, if people didn’t pick it up from the diaper and giant baby mask. Speaking of which, the mask is held on by an elastic band around the back and comes equipped with holes to attach the booger-esque slime. The bib and bonnet are each held on by fabric ties. We have no doubt that if you wear this Adult Big Booger Baby Costume, you will be the most horrific-looking person at your party.Where’s my Mommy?This costume is so convincing that any nearby exhausted mothers who see you will be forced by the mother code to attempt to wipe your snotty face clean and return you to your mother. Sure, it will be awkward when you come clean and admit that you’re an adult in a big booger baby costume, but hey, that’s how it goes on Halloween.
Three, Two, One, Blast Off!Life holds endless situations that would be SO much easier if they came with a rapid means of getaway. Remember last Christmas when your great-aunt Mabel Louise sat you down and asked you why you weren't married yet and if she could set you up with a darling girl she knows who pet-sits for her sister? "I'm pretty sure she has 17 cats, but she seems just lovely." Or maybe that morning when you showed up to class with the Irish flu and your professor called on you to answer a question about the assigned reading that you definitely did not read? Or what about the day your boss showed up at your desk five minutes before quittin' time and wanted to tell you, in detail, about his last golf game? All we're saying is that each of those situations would have been so much better if you could have launched yourself into space at the first sign of trouble. Product DetailsFly high on Halloween thanks to this exclusive Inflatable Adult Rocket Ship Costume! The silver and red rocket-shaped bodysuit slips on over your street clothes and has an attached fan to inflate it to size. It features arm and leg holes, and a "viewing port" covered in clear material so that you can see where you're flying. Choose Your Space MissionThe best part about dressing as a rocket is being able to go where you like, whenever you like. If you're not feeling like continuing small talk, initiate fuel thrusters! If you see an attractive person across the room whom you just HAVE to talk to, blast off in their direction! The sky is the limit for you.
EVERYONE, SAY HELLO TO STANLEY!Hello everyone, please allow us to introduce you to our good friend, Mr. Stanley Stickman. He's new to the area so we've decided to take him out and show him around so he'll meet some new friends in town. Here is a brief summary of Stanley, written in his own words:Howdy guys, My name is Stanley, but please call me Stan for short. I earned the nickname "The Stickmanator" from fiercely competing in stickball tournaments my whole life, so if you feel comfortable, you can refer to me as such. In my free time, I enjoy going on long walks in nature, exploring new and unusual foods, and going to EDM concerts and festivals because my special talent is glowing in the dark. Yup, not trying to brag or anything but it's true, I light up. Also, I really feel in my element when my suit's aglow and these days, I try to glow as much as possible. Not to mention, my dance moves are on fi-yah and my glowing bod guarantees I'm always the life of the party! Yup, life for Stan Stickman is pretty good.PRODUCT DETAILS The adult stick man costume, which consists of a hooded jumpsuit with a full-back zipper, capable of turning you into a spitting image of "The Stickmanator." Small LED lights are anchored behind strips of felt while a battery pack is tied at the waist. (2 AA batteries NOT included.) STICK TOGETHER!Well, what do ya say, are you and Stan going to start to hang out? He does seem like a pretty righteous dude. If you decide to mingle with Mr. Stickman then you may want to check out this light-up costume. Pretty soon you'll both be at electronica shows neck-bobbing and fist-pumping. It will be a luminous vision of friendship at its finest!
Grow Where You GoThey say that you should grow where you’re planted. Your toddler, however, refuses to stay still which makes doing so pretty difficult. You watch them tear up the yard with their energy; racing from one end to the other, up and down the driveway, and around the house. They barely pause to smell the fresh tulips and pick a bright yellow dandelion bouquet. You hope, even without breaks in their movement, their little feet are sprouting roots and somehow keeping everything they’re learning stored somewhere in their wildness. With no way to tell until they graduate high school and strike out on their own, you can’t help worrying that they’re just zipping through each experience with nothing to remember it. The good news is you’re here and we have an idea that we think you’ll love! Your toddler can keep their roots lifted and grow while they run from one thing to the next, when they have this Flower Pot Costume!Design and DetailsAt HalloweenCostumes.com we believe growth comes from those big and little experiences. So, that energetic toddler of yours is really on the right track. Of course, planting roots at home is important too and so this simple Made by Us tunic is designed to let them do both! The soft-sculpted terra cotta pot gives your toddler a place to blossom while they hop between activities. Held up by easily adjusted tie-suspenders, they’ll stay comfortable in their costume whether they take a breather and sit on the front step or continue to zoom through patches of clover. And with the addition of our separately sold Sunflower Hood your toddler can really become the gorgeous wildflower they’re destined to be!Wildflower FreedomWhether they learn to appreciate the idea of sticking to their roots or continue to explore their world with gusto, this exclusive costume has your toddler covered. Brighten every playtime and secure those key experiences gained when they perform as the sunflower in their preschool talent show, with this toddler’s Flower Pot Costume!
When Nature Bites BackIf you’re a big fan of the environment then we have the perfect costume for you. Show your love for Mother Nature and partake in the horror factor of Halloween with the help of this exclusive costume. Sure, your typical Venus Fly Trap is only yay-big, but you won’t be a typical version of this carnivorous plant.Dress up in our Man-Eating Venus Fly Trap costume and you will become Mother Nature’s monstrous terror. Flies no longer satisfy your limitless appetite. As the name of the costume says, you have developed a taste for humans. Perhaps this is nature’s way of fighting back against the vegans or maybe you can thank toxic radiation for your mutation. Whichever backstory you go with, you will certainly be one of the scariest monsters on the dance floor.Details & DesignBegin your flora transformation when you toss on the velour green shirt. After you’ve made your torso into a stem, turn your head into the main attraction, the flower itself. Attach the hood to the back of the shirt. The leaves, petals, and soft-sculpted teeth surround the opening for your face.Next, it’s time for the pot. The shoulder straps will keep your flowerpot secure at waist height. Finally add the finishing touch, the pair of green velour mitts that make your human hands two more leaves.Unbe-LEAF-ably ScaryBring a new kind of horror to the parties this Halloween with our Man-Eating Venus Fly Trap costume. Separate yourself from the boring brood of vampires. Don’t follow the lifeless hoard of zombies this year.Be unique, be something you’d never think of fearing until it’s challenging you to a dance-off on the dance floor. Be the spawn of Mother Nature, the living embodiment of her anger against humanity. As she always says, if you can’t beat them, eat them!
Mind GamesIt's a simple game. You've probably played it a million times. Rock beats scissors. Scissors beats paper. Paper beats rock. That's all you can do, but the entire game is much deeper than you might think! Everyone has a different strategy, but we've categorized rock, paper, scissors players into two main groups. There's the tactician, who tries to get inside their opponent's head to decide on the perfect counter move. Their head is working on all cylinders trying to predict their opponent's next step. Then, there's the wild card, who plays completely on instinct, letting their hands form the shape without even thinking about it. They're completely unpredictable and a true force to be reckoned with! Us? Well, we only throw rock. Good ol' rock. Nothin' beats rock! Well... except paper.No matter what kind of player your child is, it's always a real mind game when they decide to play. The good news is that this Rock, Paper, Scissors Costume comes with 3 separate outfits, so your child can stick to their favorite strategy when choosing a costume!Product DetailsThis kid's costume is designed as a one-size-fits-most outfit that includes 3 pieces. Each piece is designed to look like one of the iconic moves in paper, rock, scissors. The rock piece is printing foam top that fits with straps around the shoulders. The paper piece is a similar style that also fits with straps around the shoulders. The scissors are a large foam piece that fits around your child's neck. These simple costumes can be worn over your child's clothes. Your child can choose which one they want to be, or pair up with two of their friends to recreate the iconic game.A Costume for ThreeIf your child is a fan of the classic game, or if you're looking for a quick and easy costume for a trio, then this Kid's Rock Paper, Scissors Costume is an easy choice.
Walk the Clown WalkWell, friend, you're finally doing it. You have been promising for months and months that you're going to quit your fancy Fortune 500 job and run away with the circus...and it seems like today may be the day! Well, great! You've...thought this through, right? We're not trying to dissuade you, it's just that clowning, as a profession, is actually a lot harder than it sounds. And the benefits can be tough. But doing something you really love can be very rewarding.Here, why don't you do this? Grab a clown costume and try on these Checkered Jumbo Clown Shoes. Maybe taking the whole idea for a dry run this Halloween will give you an idea of clown life. After all, they say if you want to know someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. Now, we don't recommend these giant shoes for long walks, but, you get the idea right? So go ahead and walk the clown walk in these jumbo shoes. If you like it, we'll see you at the circus!Product DetailsThis pair of footwear looks authentically kooky, with its oversized silhouette and surprisingly lightweight construction. The laces tie up the solid black panel, while the rest of the shoe is decked out in a black-and-white checkerboard pattern.
Evolving AudreyA few of our office staff take horticulture to the next level. Mere succulents at the desk aren't enough. Not one of them is satisfied with your average philodendron. Even a fully flowering cactus still leaves them a bit thorny. But, you know what they say about pet owners that end up looking a bit like their furry friends? Let's just say we couldn't have predicted what would have happened next. It started in Accounting. Audrey was looking just a bit green. (And then viny.) The good news is that there are zero office flies and the rest of the office plants are in full bloom! Product DetailsIf you've got a bit of a green thumb and want to help spread your love for plants to the rest of your friends, you can't go wrong with this Venus Flytrap Jawesome Hat! Pop your head through the bottom hole and into the elastic cap on the top of this unique costume hat. The whole thing is designed to look like a real-to-live man-eating plant! Thanks to the felt teeth and curly vines, you'll be all smiles.Greens for DinnerWhen you give a planter twist to your style thanks to this Jawesome Hat, you'll be one with vegetation everywhere. The only question is whether snacking on broccoli is a moral quandary. We doubt anybody will argue with what kind of diet you have when they get a look at your toothy grin, though!
You Young Whippersnappers There's something a little bit...different about your cute little baby. Have you noticed that he seems to prefer mashed prunes over any other food? You already know that his "dentures" are missing and that he needs a walker to get around. But he also gets fussy if some young hooligan is playing too-loud music around him, and he likes to talk really loudly over anyone else in earshot. Have you considered the fact that your little guy is extra mature for his age? Product DetailsDoes your baby already seem like an old soul? Dress him in this exclusive Great Grandpa Costume for Infants! The hilarious costume includes a jersey knit jumpsuit that has a top that's printed to resemble a green vest and black suspenders over a white shirt. The collar is sewn with a bowtie made of the same plaid print as the jumpsuit's legs. Felt fabric glasses with faux eyebrows and a felt hat with faux sideburns completes the ageing process! When I Was Your Age...Dressing your baby as a great-grandpa is a surefire way to inspire lots of laughs! Thanks to the adorable faux suspenders and the bushy eyebrows, this little man looks ready to deliver a long speech about how he used to have to walk uphill to school both ways (during raging blizzards, too!) Fortunately, Great-Grandpa here is also happy to laugh along with everyone and enjoy all the little moments this Halloween, which is truly a sign of the wisdom that comes with age.
RESPECT YOUR ELDERSKids are told time and time again that wisdom needs to be listened to and that they should prize the folks who have walked the world longer than they. Give the elders respect and adhere to the insight that they have to give. Do what they say! That's a lot of almost oppressive obligation for a kid to listen to and many are going to resist the effort. They might even try to come up with ways to turn the tables. Of course, a particularly clever tyke might just turn that entire thing up on its end and transform into your old folks in order to get away with all sorts of trouble. It isn't that we want to encourage such behavior or would delight in hearing the story of what happened, but... that's definitely true! And we're pretty sure that your kiddo (and even you) will love the whole experience.PRODUCT DETAILSLet your tyke see just what it is like to be walking around on aching bones when you help them transform into a cranky old man with this Old Man Boy's Costume Kit. This set of wavy gray wig, old-fashioned bow tie, and clip suspenders will give your kiddo the beginnings of a quantum leap! Before long, they'll be looking for their walking cane, demanding their rocking chair, and offering you some Werther's Originals while telling you tales from the old days back on the recess fields of elementary school! ALL WITHOUT A CURSED BODY-SWAPYou'll be able to enjoy watching your kid hobble around and demand that all the "young kids" get off their lawn when they transform into a crotchety old man with this disguise kit. How often can you give your kiddo the opportunity to see life from another person's perspective without it involving a weird cursed object or misspoken wish that turns into a Freaky Friday kind of situation!? Take this opportunity while it is available!