Two Front Teeth Pacifier
1238353843$13.99
Oh, what big teeth you have! is usually not what you expect to hear when someone sees a baby for the first time. That's probably what you would expect to hear when someone first sees a horse, a beaver, or a grizzled champion sweet corn eater, but not an innocent baby human! However, history has proven that not only is anything possible, everything has probably already happened, and many times. But, on the off-chance there actually hasn't been a huge-toothed baby yet, you can get ahead of the curve with this Two Front Teeth Pacifier! Everyone will be doing double-takes as they see this big, cartoonish, buck tooth grin on your baby's little face. It's made of BPA-free plastic, so luckily these chompers don't require any flossing or brushing. Think of all the conversations about infant costumes and baby orthodontia it'll spark too.
Women's Flower Hoodie Dress
1213246264$39.99
Why Gild the Lilly?Flowers are great. Everyone agrees from the birds to the bees. Flowers have it all. They're beautiful. They're unique. They smell great. They help the bees keep working to pollinate our fruits and veggies, keeping us fed. Yep, flowers are both beautiful and talented. When you're looking for a garden-friendly costume you might as well get straight to the point and dress up as a happy daisy. You'll basically exude happiness with your bright petals and happy leafy hands. And sure, there might be gilded Lillies out there but we highly doubt that they're as happy and energetic as you are!Details & DesignDesigned by our in-house designers, this Made by Us look is wonderful for Earth Day events, plays, and all sorts of costume parties. The fit is comfortable, zipping up the front so that it can be layered over other clothing. With a soft green fabric and fresh color, it's sure to stand out in a crowd. The dress has sleeves that fold over your hands for a petal or leaf-like shapes with leaf veins sewn into the fabric. A leafy collar is attached to the neckline, framing the colorful petaled hood. The hood has lightweight petals to make your costume unmistakably cheery!Sowing the SeedsAre you ready to take on your new flower persona? Try doing the things that flowers like. Take in the morning sun, drink plenty of fresh water, bury your feet in some dirt. It's all about getting into character. And when you're ready, you can finish off your flower ensemble with accessories like green leggings and cheery makeup. Don't want to wear your leafy look solo? No worries, there are all sorts of plant costumes. You know your friend would feel right at home in a sweet pea costume. Start planting your Halloween ideas in your friend's heads by rocking this flower dress at your earliest opportunity.
Wine and Cheese Costume
1213238332$44.99
Are you and your partner looking for some extra-fancy dress, or the perfect fit for a classy get-together? We’ve been told that the best way to make a good impression at a tony party is to bring along a tasteful wine and cheese pairing. And we don’t see how anybody could do better than this hilarious costume set, which lets everyone know just how much you and your partner hope they enjoy the hors d’oeuvres!It’s a great option for people who feel more confident cracking a snappy joke than remarking on a special vintage. And let’s be honest: isn’t drinking a bottle of champagne way less fun than shaking it until the cork shoots out like a cannonball? People are always going on about the finer things in life, but sometimes it seems like they have some really mixed-up priorities!The yellow cheese wedge is served on a pair of suspenders with its own special knife, since some people consider it poor manners to assume the host will provide one. And because couples costumes are always better with a little double entendre on the side, the Cabernet tunic comes with a realistic label detailing its risque provenance!Surprising the other guests in these goofy costumes is a great way to lighten the mood of a party, much like sharing an actual snack and sipping libations. So if you really want to break expectations, you could wear your wine and cheese and bring it, too!
Ninjago Sword
1213232792$24.99
A Captivating CombinationThere seem to be a list of historical or fictional figures that most kids just think are cool. Almost every child, at some point in their lives, is interested in pirates, knights, pharaohs, ninjas, princesses, cowboys, or the ancient cultures they come from. Ninjas are at the top of the list for a lot of kiddos. Warriors that are careful and sneaky are a fascinating contrast to the bold combat styles of many other cultures. Now combine those warriors with the concept of LEGO sets and children can’t get enough. (Makes sense to us!) Lloyd Garmadon, the legendary Green Ninja, uses this cool sword for many of his adventures, and now your child can be the hero of their own story with it too!Product DetailsIf your kid is a fan of the show or the playsets, this LEGO Ninjago sword will go great with their Lloyd costume! They can perfect their Spinjitzu with this plastic sword like the one that Lloyd wields in season 8 of the show, complete with the ornamental gold tassel. He can swing his sword so fast that you can barely see it, and we’re sure your child will be just as proficient with a little practice. (We recommend hiding any antique vases first, though.)
Adult Cannabis Candy Costume
1316371824$39.99
Gummy VibesThe sun is shining. Smooth beats are pumping through the speakers. The air is fresh. And wow! You are so relaxed. Now, we're not saying that you've taken a Cannabis gummy. You could just be having a great day. It just sounds like you're having some wonderful gummy vibes. Congratulations! Heading to a costumed event? Why not spread those good gummy vibes without any skunky whiffs of smoke? This simple costume is easy to throw on for Halloween parties or 420 events. Perfect for promoting dispensaries or simply celebrating your candy of choice, this costume is certainly a vibe!Costume DetailsWe love a tunic costume here! Why? It couldn't be easier to throw on over your own clothing making it perfect for after work parties or impromptu costumed events. This tunic Cannabis Candy Costume is in the shape of a candy bag. The front is printed with big ol' gummy bears and a "Chill Vibes!" label. Your fellow cannabis gummy fans will know exactly where you're coming from. Want a chill look that's ready for any celebration? This tunic costume will be ready to party as soon as it arrives at your door.Sweet SensationsNo matter what you're celebrating, gummy vibes are a fun call. Heading out with a sweet group of friends? Pair up with the rest of our 21 and under-friendly costumes. Heading out with a super chill crowd? We have 420-friendly costumes in stock for every size and style!Looking for radical vibes for your next costumed event? Go ahead and order some gummy vibes!
Adult Blue Clown Wig
1266352022$9.99
Twist on a ClassicWhen it's time to clown around and bring people smiles, you want to be wearing an outfit that lets everyone know what a good time they're in for! A clown wig is a great addition to your costume if you want to have that traditional look without cutting your own hair and dyeing it a crazy color. Product DetailsDraw all eyes to your epic comedy act when you wear your exclusive Blue Clown Wig for Adults! The mesh wig cap has an elastic edge to keep it snugly in place on your head (although you might want to pin it down for any tumbling routines). It's completely covered in tight curls of synthetic hair the color of a blue raspberry candy. Showtime! Ready to hear the cheers? Make this wig the crowning touch to your circus performer outfit! You'll be the main attraction the carnival, Halloween party, and more.
Adult Blue Baby Kit
1324440831$18.99
Babies Have it MadeIt’s pretty hard NOT to be jealous of babies. After all, people wait on them hand and foot. They never have to cook their own meals. They don’t have to get a job. They don’t have any bills. They can spend the majority of their day napping and no one chastises them. They don’t even need to get up to use the toilet. Adults really do get the short end of the stick.What if there was a way for you to recapture that careless attitude of infancy? What if there was a way for you to get rid of responsibility, even if just for an evening at your next costume party? What if you could once again revert to the days of being a baby? What if you could spend your whole day napping with a little whirly mobile hanging above your bed? What if people could take one look at you and immediately feel the urge to pamper you with baby talk and a bottle? Well, perhaps there’s a way to do all that with this adult blue baby kit.Product DetailsThis adult baby costume kit comes with everything you need to look like a big baby. Everyone will see you for the sweet young boy that you truly are. Your own mother might be so overwhelmed with emotion that she’ll want to break out that old stroller from you were just a wee little lad.Grown-Up AdviceAnd for one evening, you can head to the costume party dressed up like a baby. You can ignore your responsibilities and pretend that you don’t have to work. We do, however, advise against trying to wear this blue baby kit every day. The more fun you have dressed as a baby, the less you’ll want to return to being a grown-up!
Adult Inflatable Sloth Costume
1265318348$49.99
How Slow Can You Go? Sloths aren't so great at track meets and you'll never see one compete in the Indy 500, but boy are they champions at taking the scenic route. Sloths move so slowly that they frequently forget where they were originally planning to go and just decide to catch a few zzz's instead. Are they relatable or what? Product DetailsDo things at your own speed when you wear this laugh-out-loud Inflatable Sloth Costume for Adults! The one-piece outfit is made of sturdy white and brown polyester windbreaker fabric with a zipper up the back that makes it easy (although not necessarily fast) to get in and out of. A fan installed behind your left hip keeps you inflated for as long as you're wearing the costume, and the fully enclosed feet, complete with faux sloth toes, ensures that minimal air escapes. Two attached sloth arms inflate until they stick out to each side as though ready for a giant sloth hug. Human-sized brown mitts are attached to each arm so that you can use your own hands. The fully enclosed oversized head is printed with eyebrows, eyes, a nose, and the mouth is fitted with a clear plastic viewing port. You'll need to be able to see in order to pick out the perfect location for napping. Rest Is BestWhy join the rat race when you could look amazing while chilling on a comfortable branch. Zip up your costume and then give yourself permission to relax. Putting on an outfit this awesome is the only "work' you need to do today.
Kid's Space Robot Plush Costume Hat
1213231727$14.99
It is the year 2017 -- the distant future. Robot men have taken over the world. It was easy for them after they discovered the humans’ only weakness: being shot by giant lasers. Once humankind was taken care of, they could finally go about establishing a robot utopia. Free microchips at every participating robot grocery store. Hot and cold running oil in every robot apartment building. And all of the trees are replaced with robo-recharging stations. Truly a paradise. What a time to not be alive.If you are a human but deep in your chest beats the cold, unfeeling heart of a robot, then you too may join the robots in their awesome new mechanical world. You will blend in perfectly with our Robot Hat, a shiny helmet with sweet antennae for receiving important robot signals. And remember: no one can hurt your feeling ever again if you don’t have feelings. Beep.
Adult Ringmaster Costume
1213245264$49.99
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS, CHILDREN OF ALL AGES: PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR... UM...A really great costume that will allow you to do a lot of enthusiastic shouting, and many other exciting things! Because the way we see it, the ringmaster is kind of a jack of all trades. When you're juggling clown cars and acrobats and a bunch of ferocious lions balanced precariously on stools, you've got to be a master of all kinds of unusual skills. And more than that, you've got to be able to command both the attention of your audience and the obedience of any kind of performer, whether they're a human cannonball or an ornery trick pony. After all, the show must go on! So we designed and made this uniform package to help keep things moving. We know how hard it can be to play gracious host to the crowd while serving as air traffic controller to the various acts leaping or soaring from one side of the big top to the other! And we know that there's nothing like a bright red tailcoat and a top hat to make you feel up to the task.We're sure that you'll enjoy making sweeping arm gestures in the jacket, and barking the elaborate stage names of all the performers at the top of your lungs from beneath the hat. And those with front-row seats will appreciate some of the finer details, like the gold vest front, red bow tie, and polished-looking boot tops. Along with a white shirt, gloves, and a pair of jodhpurs or slacks, it'll have you ready for the spotlight!
Soap and Loofa Adult Couples Costume
1265318360$44.99
The Couple That Showers Together Stays TogetherThere's a lot you can learn about your sweetie from their hygiene habits. Do they like the water boiling hot or only lukewarm? Do they only use a specific kind of shampoo? What if they have long hair: Do they wash it neatly down the drain or leave it swirled in interesting patterns on the shower wall? Whatever the story, it's a good way to learn to tolerance and how to appreciate each other's quirks (unless they use your favorite body wash again. Then it's war.) Product DetailsLook squeaky clean and super cute in your Adult Soap and Loofa Couples Costume! The set contains two tunics, the first of which is white and shaped like a rectangle, with the word "Soap" printed in caps on the front. The second tunic is a strapless number with a drawstring band and fluffy tiers of pink mesh and a matching pink shower cap. The set also includes bubble balloons that you can carry or stick on your costumes, as well as decorative stickers shaped like rubber ducks, suds, and more. Rub a Dub Dub Show off your favorite form of joint self-care by teaming up with your sweetheart for the perfect tanden costume! You'll be the freshest dating pair around, and better yet, there's no need to actually shower before putting on your outfits because everyone will already assume that you've freshened up. (If you're a little stinky, though, they'll probably be able to tell.)
Adult Inflatable Tomato Costume
1237089825$49.99
Almost Too PopularIt's true. You're the rock star of the vegetable world. Kumquats, eggplant, and other garden dwellers often look with envy upon your glistening ruby sphere. They wish they were as beloved as you - that someone had come up with something to make out of them that is as amazing as ketchup. What they don't realize, though, is that popularity has its price. Sometimes you want to live a normal life: One where people aren't always trying to take your photograph, or slice you for a double cheeseburger. When you want to go out to dinner, your options are mostly limited to sushi restaurants, since Italian, Mexican, and other food ethnicities see you walk in the door and ask if you want to head back to the kitchen to *cough* help out a little bit. We all know what THAT means. Product Details Everyone's favorite vegetable is back and larger than life! This exclusively designed Adult Inflatable Tomato Costume is a true original that will have everyone at your next Halloween party exclaiming over your unique costume (and maybe trying to convince you to help them make the salsa for the chips and dip appetizer. Say no.) The inflatable bodysuit covers you from neck to upper thighs, with openings for your head, arms and legs. Green leaf detail at the neck opening proves your delicious, juicy, vine-ripened status. An attached fan keeps you pleasantly plump all night long. Pair it with a neutral shirt and pair of pants, and prepare for compliments! Pass the VeggiesYou could scour the grocery store forever and never find a tomato as mouthwatering as this one! Even people who struggle to like vegetables will have no trouble welcoming this delectable costume.
Deluxe Old Woman Mask
1315125712$29.99
Have you ever wanted to be the crotchety old cat lady down the road? The one who steals the nerf footballs that fly into her yard from a missed Hail Mary pass. Sure, she seems mean and stuffy. But you know what they say. You got to walk a mile in someone’s shoes before you can fully understand her.Well, if you want to really get to know her then this Deluxe Old Woman Mask is the way to go. You can really get in her mindset by stealing all the nerf footballs in the neighborhood. We don’t suggest getting yourself a houseful of cats—that seems like a bit too much. Stick to two or three cats at maximum. Or you can just wear this mask as you jump scare your friends. What’s a better prank than standing over your friend’s bed with an old woman’s face until he feels the creepy eyes waking him up? Just watch out for flying fists, knees, and elbows.
Infant Salt and Pepper Shaker Sweeties Costumes
1265311365$34.99
We Go TogetherSalt and pepper: The dynamic duo! They're always together and they complement each other so well. They're just like the little twins or the mini best buds you know. Where one goes, the other is sure to follow, and if you see one without the other, it just looks weird. Sure, they're great on their own, but they're having the most fun when they're seasoning each other's lives with their joint mischief. Product DetailsShake up the costume game with this pair of Infant Salt & Pepper Shaker Sweeties Costumes! The set includes one black tunic with long sleeves and silver trim along the collar, shoulders, and down the sides to mimic the shape of a diner-style shaker. The hemline is also trimmed with silver fabric and conceals elastic edging. The front is printed with a white oval that features an oversized capital "P" in its center. The white tunic has matching silver edging and hem as well as a silver-outlined oval on the center chest that features an oversized capital "S." Each tunic comes with a puffy hat shaped like the top of a seasoning shaker and made out of shiny silver material. Both can be worn over leggings or pants for an outfit that's as comfortable as it is adorable. The Two You Really Need If you don't have a certain spice for a recipe, you can usually substitute for another - unless it's salt or pepper! Those are absolutely necessary. We're guessing you might start feeling that this costume is absolutely necessary for your little cuties, too!
Big Top Clown Costume for Adults
1265314889$34.99
Have you ever wanted to run away to the circus? People still do it, you know. There's tight-rope walkers, the fire breathers, and trapeze artists. All of those activities sound pretty dangerous though. Those thrill seekers don't realize the way to an audience's heart isn't through fear and awe, but through shenanigans and jollification. When you're a clown the big top is your Broadway, your Hollywood. Your slapstick antics can shine nation-wide once you've entered that well-lit arena. There's no way to make it to the big top if you don't start at the little bottom. Like everything else, good clowning starts with the little things, and parties are perfect for the little things. Take the pom-poms on your patched up jacket, they're soft and squishy, as tempting to squeeze as that nose on your face. Everything about this classic ensemble says "I'm here to get zany". Whether your specialty is balloon animals or juggling, you just might be the one to rekindle the love of clowns in the next generation. Just be sure to complete the uniform with clunky shoes, red nose, and a rainbow wig. Show up fully assembled, because you never know when circus recruiters might be scouting out a birthday party. Bring innocent fun back to clowning, if anyone can do it, you can. All you need to do is practice that unique chuckle and come up with a really great clown name and you got this one in the bag. Before you know it you'll be traveling the cirque with the best of them!
Blue Big Baby Socks Men's
1265314738$6.99
You've Gotta Be KiddingThe nursery hasn't seemed the same after you left. Little Tommie doesn't have anyone to toss rings with. Jenny has been bothering everyone to play Ring around the Rosie but no one wants to play without your festive yet sure skip. And when Junior face-timed you last week crying with pudding smudged across his face you knew it was time to escape office life and come back for a day or two. Product DetailsThese light blue socks might look like they're made for babies but they'll fit you just fine. The cotton socks have ribbed cuffs, two ABC blocks printed on the flexible material. Socks like these will be the perfect touch to any infant ensemble, completing your ensemble to every detail.Put Down the Pen and Into the PlaypenIt was a great escape, you tugged off your tie in the car, blasting Raffi all the way. You stop at the gas station to pick up a six pack of lollipops. When you park your car, opening the door you can almost already smell the light baby powder and spit up rags. Be real about how you feel. Being a grown-up is no fun, you've got to kid!
Evil Jester Adult Costume
1275912597$49.99
The whole point of having a jester around is to make everyone laugh, right? Well, technically their job is to keep everyone entertained, which doesn't mean cracking-wise all the time. If you're wondering what people really find entertaining, this Evil Jester Costume will help you get into the properly mischievous spirit. When you're thinking like a creepy jester, you'll be surprised of all the ways you can think of to keep people entertained, without necessarily making them chuckle. For instance, you can hide their car keys, which is always a fun time. Or, maybe put fake cockroaches in their sandwich (or real ones if they are in dire need of entertaining), or switching out their favorite beverage for something terrible tasting. What a riot! And there's always our favorite, the classic "make mysterious bloody-looking foot prints around someone's house" trick. Oh boy, if their boredom hasn't been relieved after that, then they must not want to be entertained! Of course, you can't just go around doing these things in your everyday clothes, or else everyone would be missing out on the best part of the joke. Let the jagged lines, and the alternating black and red colors of this evil jester costume do some of the creepy work for you. Speaking of creepy, the little plastic skulls dangling from the collar and from the top of the curled hood add an unsettling effect to your look, which also match the sinister grin on the spooky vinyl skull mask. Even if nobody is laughing out loud when you go out in this diabolically festive costume, we're sure you'll still get everyone's blood pumping!
Plus Size Women's Bearded Lady Circus Costume
1265315945$59.99
A hairy situationSo, you’re planning on attending a circus-themed costume party, eh? What on earth are you going to wear? There are so many options! But you’re more daring than the average costume partygoer. You don’t want to be some cliché character, like a clown, an acrobat or a sexy ringleader. What else will really make you stand out from among the crowd?We know! Why don’t you go as a bearded woman? Flirty acrobats are so last Halloween, and there will probably be at least three at this year’s party anyway. Bearded ladies have been a staple of carnivals and circuses since the 1800s. Josephine Clofullia, who toured with P.T. Barnum, had such an impressive beard that she was actually taken to court because someone was convinced she was a man in disguise!Now, we understand the difficulty in committing to this costume… It can take forever to grow a beard, and the party is in two days! That’s not nearly enough time to became a truly authentic bearded woman. But we think we can help with a handy little cheat!Product detailsYou’re sure to be the star of the show with this Plus Size Women’s Bearded Lady Circus Costume! With this exclusive costume, you’re guaranteed to be the only one dressed like you are! The red polyester satin dress is floor length and possesses a stellar old-fashioned style. It comes with a front black-and-white striped inset that recalls circus tents of years gone by, and there’s glittering gold trim that runs along the front as well. (The costume does not come with a beard and, yes, we’re aware of the irony of this situation.)Ready for the roadNow that you have your exclusive bearded lady costume, you’ll be ready for anything, whether that’s a costume party or really running away with the circus!
Toddler's Ringmaster Costume
1213245278$34.99
Does your home seem as crazy and out of control as a circus some days? Does it almost feel as if there are elephants riding around on unicycles and mischievous clowns prancing around constantly? Well, maybe it’s time to help your kiddo hone all that energy and promote him from a sideshow act to the center stage this Halloween. Grab him this Ringmaster Costume for toddlers and watch him suddenly take control of the show!Your little one will look like the ultimate Ringmaster with this amazing outfit. We designed it ourselves and made sure it included all the bells and whistles! An amazing red tailcoat jacket will trail behind him as he marches through town. An adorable bow tie will make him as stylish as he his hilarious. The cherry topping off this funday-sundae of a costume is a classy velvet-covered top hat! Once your child is dressed up in this fantastic costume he’ll feel as brave as a lion tamer and as hysterical as a clown! He’ll be as daring as tight-rope walkers and as strong as strong-men. He’ll feel all of that and more, but he won’t be the one having to do any of those zany feats. Instead, he’ll be the amazing director of all the entertainment!We’re positive your little guy has all the charisma needed to be a renowned Ringmaster. Who knows, maybe he’s even good enough to get hired in a real-life circus. Before you know it this costume will turn from one night of Halloween fun into a lifetime of entertainment!
Kids Tooth Costume
1306983981$29.99
Mouthing OffWelcome to the eating Olympics! Where mouths come together to see who's the best at chomping down food. The busy schedule unfurls as follows. At eight o'clock, spectators can choose between watching the gum-chewing competition on the field or overdone steak gnawing in the cafeteria. After a break for mouthwash and relaxing, the competition will take off again at noon for competitive taffy and jerky eating. Once the chewy foods are done, competing teeth will take part in both crispy and crunchy specialties for a truly edge-of-your-seat experience. Our teeth go through a lot every day. They dig into all sorts of textures and foods, and they do a great job! If you want to go above and beyond brushing and flossing, pay your teeth some extra respect when you throw on a tooth costume for your next themed outing!Design & DetailsThis toothsome costume is simple to throw on and is simple enough for all sorts of events from parades to parties. Simply throw the foam-backed over your own clothes and zip up the back, and you'll be ready to go! The shoulders can be stuffed with lightweight material such as tissue or plastic grocery bags for a well-rounded molar shape. Pair up with a tooth fairy or a tube of toothpaste to make this a group costume to remember!A Mile of SmileAre you ready to celebrate the chompers that work so hard to keep you well-fed? This costume is the perfect way to show them that you care. Now, we can't promise that this will stop your teeth from getting any cavities. Halloween can be pretty crazy when it comes to the candy overload. Tooth care is up to you but we're not worried because now that you know how it feels to become part of the mouth, we know you'll take care of your teeth. Now, how about a smile?
Inflatable Rocket Ship Adult Costume
1237089833$49.99
Three, Two, One, Blast Off!Life holds endless situations that would be SO much easier if they came with a rapid means of getaway. Remember last Christmas when your great-aunt Mabel Louise sat you down and asked you why you weren't married yet and if she could set you up with a darling girl she knows who pet-sits for her sister? "I'm pretty sure she has 17 cats, but she seems just lovely." Or maybe that morning when you showed up to class with the Irish flu and your professor called on you to answer a question about the assigned reading that you definitely did not read? Or what about the day your boss showed up at your desk five minutes before quittin' time and wanted to tell you, in detail, about his last golf game? All we're saying is that each of those situations would have been so much better if you could have launched yourself into space at the first sign of trouble. Product DetailsFly high on Halloween thanks to this exclusive Inflatable Adult Rocket Ship Costume! The silver and red rocket-shaped bodysuit slips on over your street clothes and has an attached fan to inflate it to size. It features arm and leg holes, and a "viewing port" covered in clear material so that you can see where you're flying. Choose Your Space MissionThe best part about dressing as a rocket is being able to go where you like, whenever you like. If you're not feeling like continuing small talk, initiate fuel thrusters! If you see an attractive person across the room whom you just HAVE to talk to, blast off in their direction! The sky is the limit for you.
Men's Wicked Ringmaster Costume
1306476235$64.99
A Sinister SpotlightThere's a big top lingering in the abandoned field at the edge of town. There are no advertisements on the bulletins boards and telephone poles around town but you can hear the music and smell the if you drive the backroads after sunset. We haven't heard anything about the show. We don't know what goes on under the mysterious striped canvas of the tent. Perhaps that's because anyone who goes in to see the show never comes out! Are you ready to run the scariest show in town? We're a little nervous to see what atrocious attractions you'll come up with. That being said, no matter how creepy the clowns or eerie the acrobats, we have to imagine that the scariest part of the show will most likely be none other than this Wicked Ringmaster!Product DetailsThis Wicked Ringmaster costume has everything you need to bring a nightmarish performance to life! Featuring a long jacket with tails, shoulder tassels, and a striped vest front, you'll feel right at home in the spotlight. Of course, it's a formal occasion, so the silky neckties sets off the jacket just right. The classic coat and tie are accessorized with an eerie, curling top hat as well as a mask that's sure to stop onlookers in their tracks!The Show Must Go OnAre you ready to start the show? You can complete this costume with black gloves, a prop whip or scepter, and a maniacal laugh to get your ringmaster character off to the right start. This costume is a great option for group costumes when paired with evil clowns, bearded ladies, and twisted acrobats but it's also rather unsettling on its own. Whether you're setting up a one-man act or you've got a whole troop, this costume is sure to inspire a show that no one will forget!
Adult Quarter Costume
1268872399$34.99
Pocket ChangeAhh, the good ol' days. Remember a time when people used to actually carry around physical money? These days, everyone seems to carry a card, but in the 90s, you could find us hanging out at the arcade with a pocket full of shiny quarters. There's just something satisfying about the feel of a round quarter as you push it into a pinball machine!Well, we wanted to craft a costume that captured the style of a brand new quarter that's ready for an arcade cabinet. Our designers took great care in getting every detail just right and infused it directly into this amazing Quarter Costume for adults!Design & DetailsTransform into the coin that every arcade machine used to feed on! This Adult Quarter Costume is a simple costume that can be worn over any clothing, making it both quick and easy. It comes with a foam-backed tunic in a round shape. It has the shiny, silver image of a quarter on the front and back, completed with the side bust of George Washington and an eagle. The tunic fits with a pair of adjustable shoulder straps, so just toss it on over your head and you'll be ready
Crazy Color Clown Costume for Girls
1267190566$34.99
Clowning AroundHas she been clowning about? Maybe it's time we liven up her wardrobe, and let her become the colorful clown she's always wanted to be with this Crazy Color Clown costume! She can entertain all the runners at a color run, make friends with young children at a birthday party, or even make her first foray into the circus ring under the big top when she has this unique costume to go in.Product DetailsThis detailed costume is sure to have any girl ready for action at the circus or rodeo. The vibrant dress features a paint splatter design on white, and with oversized buttons and attached rainbow suspenders, she's going to be feeling gaga. The effect of this costume ensemble is amplified when the luxurious mesh overlay skirt flows over the matching leggings. She can complete the clown look by attaching the included hat to a fun multi-colored wig (sold separately) and just complete the look with a hilarious makeup application. With this style, she's guaranteed to be the funniest person on this side of the rainbow. In fact, this look is so vibrant, she might feel like she rode the rainbow into town!
Kid's Tornado Costume
1213237801$49.99
You always knew your child was going to take the world by storm, but you never thought it would be literal. But when they came to you saying they wanted to be a F10-level swirling vortex of destruction when they grew up, you knew you had to encourage them to follow their dreams. You would be the worst hypocrite if you told them for years they could be anything, only to balk when they said that thing was a tornado.Secretly, of course, you have your doubts. The job market for tornados seems slim at best. What company is going to need a tornado’s talents? Your kid might be able to get an odd job here or there clearing forests or demolishing houses, but that work can’t be very steady, can it? And sure, Hollywood always needs strong forces of nature for its disaster movies, but show business is so hard to break into—even for a tornado that breaks through everything—and the world of entertainment is so fickle. One moment, a tornado could be starring in something as prestigious as Twister; the next, it could be relegated to Sharknado. You don’t want your kid to get sucked into such a rollercoaster.Nevertheless, you always said you’d support your kid, and you’re going to support your kid through this, too (even though you hope it’s just a phase). The first step is purchasing this Child Tornado Costume to really help your kid get into the tornado mood. The white polyfoam tunic has shoulder straps on the inside and is overlaid with spiraled strips of black and white nylon netting. It comes with cutouts of different buildings, which can be tucked into and behind the netting strips. It’s the perfect costume for your little whirling dervish!
Kids Big Top Clown Costume
1315125643$19.99
What do clowns and kids have in common? Both can cause equal amounts of terror! If you’re not a coulrophobe (a person who suffers from serious clown related phobias) or if you're not really afraid of young children running around wild and unabashed, then yes, this child Big Top Clown costume is for you and your young one. But if the thought of a kid in a clown costume terrifies you then please feel free to look at pirate costumes (we have a ton of those too)!This classic clown look will instantly transform any child into being a comedian worthy of performing under the big top. With a vibrant polyester top, coordinating pants, and a pretty-darn-silly collar, this costume will provide the garments to achieve your little one's desired look. Add some make-up, a wig, and oversized shoes (sold separately) to complete the look. We're sure that this kid's Big Top costume will be a fun addition to your child's big party, and that you absolutely won't have anything to fear. (From the kids or your little clown!)
Vintage Strongman Boys Costume
1285748361$44.99
THE GREATEST SHOW OF STRENGTHNo matter your lot in life, you've probably had some hefty dreams of being known for some kind of exceptional and almost superhuman skill. If by now, you have not yet felt your mutant strengths beginning to appear, it might be out of luck. (We're still crossing our fingers for you, of course.) But, either way, it doesn't mean that your family needs to be left in the dark without those skills! Your kiddo still has plenty opportunity to develop some of those amazing talents and bring about an amazing change for the future. Until we have schools for the extraordinary, though, your tyke might need to stick to proving themselves in contests of strength down at the local carnival. Sure, we might not have seen them all that active since the '20s, but everything can have its comeback.FUN DETAILSShow the world your tyke's might with this Vintage Strongman Boy's Costume. This exclusive white and red wrestler's style singlet is the mix of a pullover shirt that features tattooed designs and elastic waist pants with all the circus-style markings that you're hoping for. The included belt has a hook and loop fastener for easy wear and features an oversized, decorative metal buckle in the front that only heightens that victoriously strong look. All you'll need next is an olden-day mustache, some mock dumbells, and either a bald cap or a wig for even crazier hair and the festival is won! A DREAM OF STRENGTH MADE REALWhen your kiddo tells you that they want to be super strong when they grow up, they're probably picturing something like Captain America or Superman. Who can blame them? They're pretty recognizably strong folks. But, imagine the fun of letting your kiddo be a real-world strongman and show everyone how it can really work! This Vintage Strongman Costume is just the way to make that dream come true.
Checkered Jumbo Shoe for a Clown
1265318682$24.99
Walk the Clown WalkWell, friend, you're finally doing it. You have been promising for months and months that you're going to quit your fancy Fortune 500 job and run away with the circus...and it seems like today may be the day! Well, great! You've...thought this through, right? We're not trying to dissuade you, it's just that clowning, as a profession, is actually a lot harder than it sounds. And the benefits can be tough. But doing something you really love can be very rewarding.Here, why don't you do this? Grab a clown costume and try on these Checkered Jumbo Clown Shoes. Maybe taking the whole idea for a dry run this Halloween will give you an idea of clown life. After all, they say if you want to know someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. Now, we don't recommend these giant shoes for long walks, but, you get the idea right? So go ahead and walk the clown walk in these jumbo shoes. If you like it, we'll see you at the circus!Product DetailsThis pair of footwear looks authentically kooky, with its oversized silhouette and surprisingly lightweight construction. The laces tie up the solid black panel, while the rest of the shoe is decked out in a black-and-white checkerboard pattern.
Adult Fat Suit Costume
1265314644$69.99
Massive UpgradeAren't we all on a quest to become bigger, better versions of ourselves? We may pump iron and chug protein shakes or chow down on our favorite treats while lounging around in the name of bulking up. But, let's be real, the gig can be tough. And it's surely a marathon, not a sprint. That's where the Adult Fat Suit Costume comes into play.This game changer transforms you from a lean machine to a big shot in a snap, no diet or exercise change required! In the time it takes to unwrap a candy bar, you'll be looking as large and in charge as you dreamed when this funny costume accessory arrives at your door!Product DetailsGet ready to bring the laughs this Halloween with our Adult Fat Suit Costume! Perfect for the entertainers among us, this sidesplitting getup is sure to make a memorable splash at any party. It's an all-in-one jumpsuit, amped up with padding to help you embody a larger-than-life character without any fuss.Featuring a spacious 52" chest, a 38" torso, and a 58 1/2" length, this suit is all about comfort and freedom of movement. It's designed to allow you to fully embrace the fun of your heavyweight persona, guaranteeing grins and giggles from your friends throughout the night.Shapely SimplicityPrepare for oohs, aahs, and belly laughs at your next shindig when you order this Fat Suit Costume that all but demands attention! Forget the hassle of getting in shape. Simply slip into this outfit to instantly become the larger-than-life character you want to embody. If that's not the ultimate Halloween hack, we don't know what is!
Bricky Blocks Red Snapback Hat
1288022461$14.99
Some people aren't exactly thrilled to be out and about at a function like a costume party. So we're big fans of announcing as directly as possible that you are, in fact, fun. You can do just that with this cool Bricky Blocks Red Snapback Hat.We think there's something downright empowering about wearing something on your head. Don't you agree? ...Okay, okay, allow us to explain. A crown, a headband, a gorgeous and tasteful hat--all of it, any of it, we'll take it. Like, how do you feel when you have the opportunity to bestow upon yourself some new noggin ornament that attracts attention all the world over. It's nice to feel noticed, you know? And there's no better spotlight than the perfect headdress.Crowns are downright royal, conveying a sense of importance that we rather enjoy. Headbands are great in their versatility, but limited in that they don't cover our heads. In cold weather, that's just a deal-breaker. Hats, meanwhile, can be difficult to get just right. When's it right, for instance, to wear a fascinator? Because we wore ours to grab coffee the other day and the stares we got were, erm, less than admiring. When do you go ball cap over beanie? It's a hard call to make, right?! We can never feel certain about that decision. We're here to fix that with this headwear like this Bricky Blocks Red Snapback Hat. It will get everyone reminiscing about the building blocks of their childhood, and will cement your place as one of the fun ones. Snag some other Bricky Blocks accessories to get a group theme going. See what we mean about their sheer versitility and power now? Ah, the power of a good hat.
Tacky Traveler Adult Costume
1305472822$34.99
Trip of a LifetimeWe don't know about you, but we could use a vacation. This year especially. Just imagine yourself sunning on a beach somewhere, drink in hand, watching the waves roll in. Or maybe your style is more adventurous, with outings to cultural sites, restaurants, and markets. Either way, we're guessing your style isn't the same at this Adult Tacky Traveler Costume, which is what makes it so much fun! In it, you can channel those vacay vibes with hilarious humor. So go ahead and set up your Halloween party to match the style of this uncool costume — blend up a pitcher of daiquiris, set out beach chairs for your guests, light a few tiki torches, and require socks and sandals — it's your party, and you'll cry (laughing) if you want to. Now, which way to the buffet?Design & DetailsThis is a clever jumpsuit, designed to look like a tank top, shorts, and button-down shirt. Talk about an easy travel piece! The white tank says "Which Way to the Buffet?" and the oversized shorts pair perfectly with the shirt's bold floral print. For footwear, we suggest the aforementioned winning combo of socks and sandals, or perfectly polished athletic shoes with tube socks. Add a straw hat and the accessories of your choice — sunglasses, tiki glasses, cameras, and passport pouches are all great picks. Happy TravelerAh, now wasn't that vacation simply perfect? Who cares who you offended along the way by talking too loudly in English or ordering a burger and fries everywhere you went? That tacky trip was just what you needed to unwind. Don't forget to make your friends look at all 332 of your photos when you get back!
Adult Mime Costume
1213240723$39.99
Do you ever get the sense that you have a lot going on in your mind but you don’t quite have the right words to describe it? Do you communicate better with elaborate hand signals and complex body language?If the answer is “yes,” then we might just have the perfect costume for you this Halloween. The white gloves, the poplin skullcap, the classic black-and-white horizontal striped shirt--of course! You could be the perfect mime. With this timeless Mime Costume, you can delight your friends with an invisible tug of war or with an existential demonstration of angst within an invisible wall. Now you can finally find the ideal way to express all those thoughts racing through your head! Worried about the economy? You can easily mime the ideal Dow Jones average! The last season of your favorite show got you down? Simply re-enact all its problems (with your hilarious solutions). Disastrous date from last week still on your mind? Don’t hesitate to show your friends how you accidentally set the stove on fire while trying to cook an impressive meal! There’s no entertainment beyond the range of a Mime as skilled as you.To help complete the look, this outfit comes with black poplin pants with an elastic waistband (for increased mobility), red elastic suspenders, and the highly complementary red bandana. Now pull it all together and get out there and finally “talk” about all the brilliant ideas you’ve been keeping to yourself!
Girl's Mime Costume
1213244495$29.99
THE ULTIMATE TRICKWhen your kiddo gets to a certain age, suddenly, all those early years of trying to help her learn how to talk begins to feel like a horrible mistake. Now, suddenly, she knows so many words. In fact, she seems to be inventing new ones. She chatters in a foreign language about things that you feel you should be understanding at least in context, but how can any parent stay woke when the kids are obvs geekin with the fam with NC during a Code 9 to KPC. You 123?... We're not even sure what we just said, there. The point is that sometimes with all the confusing chatter in newfangled slang, it sometimes brings you back to the days when she didn't say much at all! If only we could head back there for a moment's peace that might give us a chance to at least Google what the heck anything means. Well, there are definitely options! And, while we're at it, we can even throw in a dose of amazing French culture! DESIGN & DETAILSOur amazing design team took a whole month's vow of silence to work on this glorious and exclusive Mime Costume. This 3/4-length sleeved shirt has the iconic black and white stripes of the street performer look which matches perfectly with the black elastic-waist shorts. The iconic beret hat helps to cinch the look while the red suspenders and scarf give just enough of a flair of color that your little mime is bound to get some attention. Remember the white face paint to help the kiddo stay expressive! KNOW EVERYTHING THEY SAYThere are really only two ways to be sure that you can translate your kiddo. Either walk around with a Tween-2-Classic translator app on your phone or have her speak in pantomime instead! At least with the latter, you'll also have a great costume available for all your parties!
Men's Plus Size Toy Soldier Costume
1273691410$59.99
Always on Duty Whether it's the Steadfast Tin Soldier or the militia pieces left under the tree by Herr Drosselmeyer, toy soldiers are always the good guys. They can withstand a lot and are never afraid to chase after some ridiculously large rats and keep them from ruining Christmas. Don't let their painted exteriors fool you - inside each one is a heart of gold with a good sense of rhythm for either marching in time or dancing at the Sugar Plum Fairy's ball. Product DetailsThis exclusive Plus Size Men's Toy Soldier Costume is the perfect outfit for Christmas plays, Halloween fun, and more! The red polyester jacket fastens up the center front and features criss-crossed white sashes, gold-tone buttons and fringed golden epaulets. The gold accents match the black faux leather belt's shiny center buckle. An elastic waistband makes the blue polyester pants extra comfortable to wear. The black faux leather drum hat has a high crown accented by a white plume. The Nutcracker Wants YOUWhat would a recruitment poster look like for the Nutcracker's army? It would probably say something about serving the crown with honor on a battlefield infested with vermin. After the rats are defeated, your leader may even invite you to a Christmas party more epic than any you've ever seen before. Also, in the toy soldier's world, there's no chance of getting injured during a fight. Your biggest danger is being locked in the toy box for too long and not getting to surreptitiously watch TV when no one's looking.
Kid's Inflatable Sloth Costume
1267843877$49.99
Huuurrrrrry Up...Sometimes, it feels like there is nothing on Earth that is slower than your kids getting ready in the morning. Embrace that slothlike speed by grabbing this Inflatable Sloth Kid's Costume. Cut down on the slow dressing by getting them a costume that they literally stand in, you zip up, and then you hit the power button. Done and done! Now it's off to the races (well, theoretically, anyway.)Product DetailsThere's nothing easier than this inflatable kid's sloth costume. Zip it up and go! No small pieces, no random accessories to keep track of, and nothing that can hurt another kid (but those claws sure look epic!) Just four AA batteries (not included) and your kiddos are ready to hit the town as fast or as slow as they want. Hopefully they'll stay awake between houses--no telling how hard it would be to carry a kid in an inflatable back to the car.There's Enough Candy to Go AroundAlthough, the lure of candy might be enough to light a fire under your little sloth's behind. This inflatable will keep your kiddos warm (or cool, depending on where you live) and there's definitely no way you'll lose them in a crowd! This is a low effort, high reward costume. Just pick up four AA batteries, hit the "on" switch, and you're good to go. The kids can trick-or-treat at their own speed, while you do...whatever adults do while they wait for kids to finish collecting candy.
Moon Costume Hat
1265312700$16.99
Over the MoonYou've always been excited about space. As a kid, you wanted nothing more than to become an astronaut and walk on the moon. You built model rocket ships, memorized all the moons of Jupiter, and studied everything pertaining to outer space that you could get your hands on.Despite all your hard work, your dream of space travel never quite came to fruition. But you still haven't stopped wishing on stars while also learning everything you can. Although we can't help you get to the moon, we can help your dreams come true by bringing the moon to you!Design & DetailsWe hope you'll feel "over the moon" when you put on this quirky Moon Costume Hat for Adults. It quickly and easily transforms your head into a beautiful crescent shape. It has an opening for your face so you can even imitate the man in the moon! Add this accessory to your wardrobe for your next costume event or to complete a space-themed outfit!
Venus Flytrap Costume
1289660737$69.99
The venus flytrap is one of those great examples of nature’s deep-down weirdness, a plant that can eat animals. Imagine what a shock that must have been to the first people who saw one of these jagged-jawed plants snap shut on an unsuspecting fly. They were used to a landscape of dangerous animals who wouldn’t think twice about eating them, but up until that moment, they had probably assumed those green leafy things were no threat. That’s the kind of discovery that can keep a primitive human up at night.Of course, in real life carnivorous plants are no danger to humans - most can’t process anything larger than an insect - but that hasn’t kept them out of our horror movie fantasies. Man-eating plants have been a staple of cheap monster movies for ages, and even the occasional big-budget musical. There’s something so wrong yet right about a plant that can turn the tables on the food chain, it’s no surprise that they’ve captured our imagination.Join the vegetable revolution with this impressive venus flytrap costume, featuring a shaped headpiece with a mesh hood for easy vision, a leafy green mantle over the chest, and a long yellow tongue. Brown elastic-waist pants form a flower pot that allows a full range of motion for a plant on the go. All of the insects at your next costume party had better watch their backs - and maybe a few of the humans too!
Toddler's Old Man Costume
1238443816$29.99
Old Before His TimeYou noticed the change in Junior a couple of months back. It happened slowly, almost imperceptibly. The first time you realized something was different was when you walked into the living room and your kid had switched from his cartoon to a forty minute special on identity fraud. The next day, on the way back from the park, he asked why the playground didn't have a shuffleboard court.In the next weeks, things got crazy. No longer did your child beg for a soda or candy bar at the checkout counter. He wanted a bag of Werther's Originals. You were repeatedly asked to turn down that blasted noise when listening to Beyonce in the car. But you decided that things really had to change when you caught your child shaking a stick like a cane and telling his good friends to, "Get off my lawn".Details & DesignAny old soul is sure to love this old man ensemble. Our in-house designers channeled their grandpas when creating this costumed homage to the elderly. It includes an argyle sweater with an attached shirt and a bowtie. It also has a padded belly to give your toddler an older silhouette. It's topped off with a classic newsboy cap and a pair of glasses with attached mustaches and fuzzy eyebrows. This Made by Us old man costume will make for some timeless photos at your next visit to Grandma and Grandpa's!Grey-Haired AreaYou can't deny your child's elderly leanings. That's why, when your kiddo started acting a little old, you and your child made a deal. You'd buy him an old man ensemble and let him vent his geriatric energy a couple of hours a week if he acted his age the rest of the time. It worked like a charm! Although, every once in a while, you still find stashes of butterscotch candy around the house.
Kid's Black Skin Suit Costume
1235914539$24.99
If you are looking for a versatile costume for your kiddo this Halloween, then you need not look any further. Check out this Child Black Skin Suit! It will be perfect for multiple costumes.For starters, your kiddo can dress up as the dark. What’s more terrifying than pure darkness? Maybe your little one isn’t interested in scaring people this Halloween. Maybe he’s more of the heroic type. Well, then grab him an awesome hooded cape and he can run around as a crime-fighting vigilante. Even the vilest of villains will be afraid of the dark when it starts fighting back!Of course, your little one could also go down the funny route with this skin suit. Grab him a couple of zany accessories to wear, like a goofy wig, a silly tutu, an awesome pair of light up shoes, and a random assortment of glow sticks, for example. In the right light (that being pretty much no light) it will look as if some ludicrous paranormal activity is afoot! Grab this Black Skin Suit for your kiddo and let the Halloween fun begin!
Toddler Mime Costume
1213244501$19.99
The Sound of SilenceWhen you think of toddlers, a lot of adjectives come to mind: Cute, messy, curious, sweet... But we think everyone can agree on the single best way to describe a toddler: Quiet. Toddlers are super, super quiet. Sometimes, when we're babysitting them, we kind of forget they exist, because they absolutely never break down into tantrums, screaming fits or uncontrollable sobs when they don't get their way. They always get along perfectly with other toddlers, with nary a dispute or cross word uttered. It's really hard to ever know where a toddler is in the house, because they move so silently.Because of this, we think that the best costume for a toddler is a mime outfit, since they're basically mini-mimes already! We're not sure how good they are at trapping themselves in invisible boxes or pulling on invisible lengths of rope, but that's probably something that they can pick up pretty quickly.Product DetailsAmuse your friends at your next costume party with this funny, exclusive Toddler Mime Costume. The outfit looks like a traditional mime costume and is made from comfy, 100 percent polyester jersey knit fabric. The striped pullover shirt has 3/4-length sleeves, while the black shorts have turned-up cuffs and an elastic waistband for a comfy fit. The shorts also have length-adjustable red elastic suspenders attached to the waistband. The costume comes with a red necktie and a an adorable black beret... since no mime is really a mime if they don't have a cute beret!To Mime Own Self Be TrueYour little one will be ready to bring down the house (but only through quiet, controlled gestures) with this little mime costume. In fact, we think this will be the start of a beautiful career! Who knows where they'll go as a mime? No one can say!
Kirby Inflatable Adult Costume
1230266619$79.99
Kirby! Spit Them Out!Kirby gets its power by sucking in enemies and honing their power. This manifests in some pretty cool ways. Kirby can become a big spike ball, an Looney-Tunes-esque anvil, a big 'ol mallet. So of course, the squishy-lookin' pink thing packs quite a punch in a pinch. What would you eat if you were Kirby? We would munch on chicken wings and see if we sprouted wings -- you know, for flying -- or we would eat a computer and see if we became an android. ...Now that we have thought of it, don't tell Kirby about that idea. Kirby would simply be too powerful.Design & DetailsWhat's that? You would eat yourself if you were Kirby? OK, now you're just being egotistical... Might be a good bit at the next costume party, though! As a matter of fact, check out this Adult Kirby Inflatable Costume we just stocked. With the right details prepped, you could tell a pretty cool story about being eaten by Kirby at the next costume party. Snag some muted pants and shoes to let the rest of the costume really pop and you'll be set. A few words of advice, though. One: don't try eating a computer, especially if you are a guest at someone else's costume party. Two: don't try eating other people, because this costume is meant for only one human at a time. Three: erm, maybe size up the door frames before you plan your route to the snack table, lest you embarrass yourself trying to squeeze into a space that's not so Kirby friendly.
Galileo Galilei Costume for Men
1213241442$39.99
The Abridged BioGalileo had guts. He also had an brother who borrowed tons of money from him to pursue his dream of being a professional lute player (brothers, right?)... but that's a whole other story! Armed with nothing but mathematics, a telescope (which he invented), and a plucky attitude, he decided to make the argument that the Earth revolved around the sun. Seems kind of obvious now, but back then, the powers that be didn't like that sort of talk. In fact, Galileo even started a little feud with the Pope! The Pope of the time wasn't a fan of Galileo's scientific theories, so he made Galileo renounce his scientific findings and he eventually put Galileo on house arrest. He put everything on the line to show the world his findings, and became the "father of modern physics!"It just goes to show that sometimes, you have to question the status quo! That's exactly what this Made by Us Galileo Galilei Costume does!Design & DetailsOur costume designers are big fans of Galileo. His defiant attitude and dedication to finding facts are awesome and they wanted to create an outfit that captures the spirit and attitude of Galileo. They looked at classic paintings of him and this is what they came up with! The costume stars with a black jacket that has buttons down the front. The white collar and matching sleeves add a pop of white contrast the to dark coat. The costume also comes with a pair of pants and a wig that's made out of synthetic materials. It has an attached beard and mustache to help give you his iconic look from various historical portraits. Put it all together and you might be ready to challenge the current status quo on astronomy!Reach for the StarsYou can study the stars... or you could start a brand new feud with the Pope. We recommend doing the first one and avoiding the second one!
Old Man Deluxe Mask
1289660784$29.99
They say that with age comes wisdom. But we say, why not speed that process up a bit?If you want to add to your aging appearance and step into your sage and golden years, this Old Man Deluxe Mask will add wrinkles to your face without adding years to your life. Finally, you can get the respect you deserve! Everyone will be falling over themselves to offer to help you out and will be asking you about how it was back in the day when things were so much better. You can add it to a Halloween costume that asks for a more “weathered” appearance, or you may even choose to wear this mask without your costume this year; wisdom beyond your years, after all, is worth its weight in gold.
Carnival Clown Toddler Costume
1272960698$24.99
Clownin' AroundThe Toddler Carnival Clown Costume is an adorable and playful outfit that will make any child look like the life of the party! This costume is made from 100% polyester jersey knit and satin fabrics, which are durable and easy to care for.The jumpsuit is designed with a hook and loop fastener at the center back for easy dressing, and elastic at the ankles and wrists to ensure a snug and comfortable fit. The body of the jumpsuit is made from a soft and stretchy jersey knit fabric, while the sleeves are crafted from shimmering satin and feature colorful, appliqued patches.The finishing touch of this costume is the ruffled satin collar, which has a hook and loop fastener at the back to keep it securely in place. This adds a pop of color and fun to the overall look of the costume, making it stand out in a crowd. The bucket-style hat is the perfect finishing touch, as it adds an extra touch of whimsy to the costume and helps to complete the clown look.This Toddler Carnival Clown Costume is perfect for Halloween, costume parties, or any other occasion where children can dress up and have fun. Whether your child is performing silly antics or just playing with friends, this costume is sure to bring a smile to everyone's face. The bright and cheerful colors, along with the playful design, make this costume perfect for little ones who love to have fun and bring joy to those around them.So why wait? Grab this Toddler Carnival Clown Costume today and watch your child light up the room with their smile and laughter!
Plus Size Man-Eating Venus Fly Trap Costume
1213241435$69.99
When Nature Bites BackIf you’re a big fan of the environment then we have the perfect costume for you. Show your love for Mother Nature and partake in the horror factor of Halloween with the help of this exclusive costume. Sure, your typical Venus Fly Trap is only yay-big, but you won’t be a typical version of this carnivorous plant.Dress up in our Man-Eating Venus Fly Trap costume and you will become Mother Nature’s monstrous terror. Flies no longer satisfy your limitless appetite. As the name of the costume says, you have developed a taste for humans. Perhaps this is nature’s way of fighting back against the vegans or maybe you can thank toxic radiation for your mutation. Whichever backstory you go with, you will certainly be one of the scariest monsters on the dance floor.Details & DesignBegin your flora transformation when you toss on the velour green shirt. After you’ve made your torso into a stem, turn your head into the main attraction, the flower itself. Attach the hood to the back of the shirt. The leaves, petals, and soft-sculpted teeth surround the opening for your face.Next, it’s time for the pot. The shoulder straps will keep your flowerpot secure at waist height. Finally add the finishing touch, the pair of green velour mitts that make your human hands two more leaves.Unbe-LEAF-ably ScaryBring a new kind of horror to the parties this Halloween with our Man-Eating Venus Fly Trap costume. Separate yourself from the boring brood of vampires. Don’t follow the lifeless hoard of zombies this year.Be unique, be something you’d never think of fearing until it’s challenging you to a dance-off on the dance floor. Be the spawn of Mother Nature, the living embodiment of her anger against humanity. As she always says, if you can’t beat them, eat them!
Adult Geezer Nose Glasses
1228413362$7.99
Off the Lawn...Onto the streets! It's about time you let the grumpy old man who lives within lose this year! That's right. Now you too can go to dinner at four. Call your friends and leave long voicemail messages that start with you calling out, "Hello? Pickup!" as if answering machines still played in people's houses. The old man in your soul can book a cruise and grumble about the food the whole time you're out on the ocean. You can pick up playing Bingo with your friends or if they want to be more active, a little pickleball will do. Are you excited about early retirement? Get onto the geezer scene with these hilarious glasses!Product DetailsSlipping into these glasses is sure to be a good time. The glasses include the nose of an old wise guy and wild eyebrows on the top brim. They fold up and store easily so they can be ready for instant silliness at a moment's notice!Good Old StandardWhile dressing as an old guy might be the newest Halloween trend, this pair of geezer glasses can be brought out for all sorts of reasons. The perfect offering for a retirement gift, a fiftieth birthday celebration, or themed parties, you may want to order several pairs just in case!
Clown Costume for Adults
1316564750$49.99
In this adult clown costume, you'll turn everyone's frown upside down! The costume includes a yellow vest that Hook and Loop fasteners in the back for closure and has an attached white, undershirt. A colorful bow tie is attached at the top and red buttons decorate the vest. A red and blue jacket with green and yellow sleeves is worn over the vest. Two faux pockets sit on the hips and it closes with an elastic band that is hidden by the two large, orange buttons. The collar is lined with a colorful plaid pattern that is also found on the pants. The pants have an elastic waistband and red and blue cuffs. The costume is complete with the included, foam hat. The top hat features a yellow daisy in the front to give this costume a classic touch. Add our jumbo sneakers or a squeaking nose for a great look!