Big Top SwapSure, sure. The circus is super FUN. Nothing scary about a bunch of clowns. Or lions. Or the music. Yup. Nothing bone-chilling about any of that. Except for...everything! Swap "creepy" for "fun" and now you know how we feel about the circus. It's a spooky wonderland of strange people and circumstances, and you never know what will happen. This Plus Size Men's Scary Ringmaster Costume will help bring your eerie vision of the Big Top to life this Halloween. If you don't believe us that the circus can be scary, then we'll just ask you: You've seen this costume, right? You want that showing up at your door at 2 in the morning? And we mentioned the clowns, right?Product DetailsIf you want to feel truly amazed, check out how much detail went into this exclusive costume's jacket, shirt front, pants, and hat. The crimson red velvet tailcoat jacket has a cool cutaway detail and fringed satin epaulets. The piece fastens with a chain across antique brass buttons, while satin embellishments definitely say "I'm the leader of this (scary) show." And just check out this top hat. It looks pretty normal, right? Now put it alongside the rest of this getup and it instantly becomes creepy, right? Take Center StageYou may not win many friends in this freaky costume, but you'll likely win several costume contests. See for yourself just how menacing and formidable you feel when you slip on this costume. We'd hate to find ourselves trapped on your circus train!
Creepy clowns are all the rage right now. Whether it's the Joker, Harley Quinn, or just that guy in your neighborhood wandering around wearing a clown mask, everyone knows that the creepy clown style is red hot. So you want to get in on the action, right? Makes perfect sense. You've got your clown outfit, your makeup, and you've been perfecting the art of scare. But you know what so many clowns forget? Accessories! When's the last time you saw a clown holding something, right? It's an amateur mistake, so before you head out there, do yourself a favor and grab a creepy clown accessory that will really stop 'em dead. This jester's cane is the perfect creepy fit. Are clowns supposed to talk for maximum creepiness? Isn't silence so much more unnerving? But how do you even get a person's attention when you don't talk? Why not try this jester cane you can wave ominously at people? Waving ominously is probably the best scare tactic around. So get on it you creepy clown! Creep us out!
D.I.Why?We hear you were trying to DIY a Mr. Potato Head costume for Halloween. Tsk, tsk, tsk. You know how we feel about that. Not only do DIY costumes often fail to hold up to true Halloween revelry, but this costume, in particular, was bound to give you problems. C'mon...a round frame is notoriously hard to build, so how did you go about it? Oof! Paper mache? That sounds...messy. And what a large balloon you would have needed!But allow us now to step in and do what we do best—present you with the perfect costume, right before your very eyes! Feast on the beauty of this Inflatable Mr. Potato Head Costume for Adults. Yep, that's right, we said inflatable. So you won't have to worry about perfecting that hard-to-achieve potato shape. You can just blow this baby right up and enjoy a night dressed as you favorite classic character. We don't like to brag or anything, but...we're pretty good, right? This look is bound to delight revelers young and old as you grace the costume party in an outfit that blends pure nostalgia with some pretty cool costume technology!Product DetailsThis clever costume looks just like everyone's beloved childhood toy, but without all the spare parts to misplace throughout the night's festivities. It features Mr. Tater's signature mustache, red nose, eyes, ears, top hat, and glove-topped hands. All that fun, plus, who doesn't love a costume that offers total anonymity? You'll be unrecognizable as yourself, but instantly beloved by all!Spud LifeCareful, all that fame, recognition, and praise may just end up going to your head. And from the looks of it, you can't afford for it to blow up any bigger! We're glad to have saved you from the great DIY disaster of the season; never forget: we've got your back!
Don't Stop You NowWe wonder how stop signs became so recognizable. There is an apparent reason—we use them all of the time. But back in 1915, there were all sorts of versions of stop signs depending on what part of the country you lived in. Can you imagine trying to break at a yellow warning or yielding at an orange and black one? It must have been a nightmare. Luckily, in 1922, the American Association of Highway Officials, or AASHO, standardized the stop sign we know for the whole country.Okay, enough for the history lesson. You are here for a funny costume. Better yet, you're here for a sign costume. All signs are essential, but the stop sign easily has the most swag out of the bunch. If you want an exclusive adult costume that will give you some authority at the next car costume convention, check out this Stop Sign Costume for Adults, exclusively made by us.
Dressed for SuccessEvery year, it seems, clown employers are asking for more and more on applications, especially in terms of experience and education. Even starting positions now commonly list a requirement for one to five years of experience! While that hardly seems fair or sensible, we cannot deny that is a fact of the world at this point, and therefore we recommend you get your baby started right away.If your infant has shown any interest in becoming a legendary clown, then get them this Infant Clowning Around Costume. As long as they wear it, they are accruing applicable hours of experience that will be indispensable in their chosen career path (as long as it is being a clown). Besides, at least if they wear this outfit, no one will have to wonder why they are making all those funny faces, it will fit right in with the whole look!Bucket of LaughsSaving for clown college and setting up your child with an early background in clowning is a great way to get them started on their path, but don’t forget the most important part: taking pictures! Your child will be so cute in this clown costume that you will swear you’re being bamboozled. The colorful onesie with cute, clownish details will make you ooh and ahh as they do all their normal baby clown things.A Laughing StockIf you are looking for the perfectly hilarious and cute clown costume for your infant, then this is the one for you. You will break your funny bone when you see what an adorable performer your child can be!
Clowning AroundHas she been clowning about? Maybe it's time we liven up her wardrobe, and let her become the colorful clown she's always wanted to be with this Crazy Color Clown costume! She can entertain all the runners at a color run, make friends with young children at a birthday party, or even make her first foray into the circus ring under the big top when she has this unique costume to go in.Product DetailsThis detailed costume is sure to have any girl ready for action at the circus or rodeo. The vibrant dress features a paint splatter design on white, and with oversized buttons and attached rainbow suspenders, she's going to be feeling gaga. The effect of this costume ensemble is amplified when the luxurious mesh overlay skirt flows over the matching leggings. She can complete the clown look by attaching the included hat to a fun multi-colored wig (sold separately) and just complete the look with a hilarious makeup application. With this style, she's guaranteed to be the funniest person on this side of the rainbow. In fact, this look is so vibrant, she might feel like she rode the rainbow into town!
Such Grace and Poise A bull in a china shop is bad news. That situation would involve a lot of smashed plates and crushed figurines. A hippo prima ballerina in a china shop would be another matter entirely. She may weigh up to three thousand pounds and be the size of a car, but her pirouettes are things of beauty and her grand jete jumps barely shake the floor. When she balances on her toes to perform a bourree, not a dish would be shaken! Product DetailsTake the stage in this exclusive and hilarious Adult Ballerina Hippo Inflatable Costume! The unisex bodysuit zips up the back and is made of sturdy polyester windbreaker fabric. A pastel pink skirt is sewn around the waist and the attached shoe covers are pink to match. The enclosed head features printed graphics of hippo eyes, nose, teeth and a slightly open mouth. Two same-material ears are sewn to the top of the head. A clear view port ensures that you can see where you're going while you perform your pas de deux. A battery-operated fan keeps the suit inflated.Hippo Hoofer Step aside, Grace Kelly. Take a seat, Fred Astaire. The world ain't seen nothin' until it's seen the marvelous majesty that is your hippo performance of the Sugar Plum Fairy's solo dance. Point those toes and twirl those arms! You'll take center stage whether you're at a Halloween gathering or a birthday party. After you've taken your final bow, you'll be showered with requests for an encore. Swan Lake would be a fantastic choice, but then again, so would a hippo hip hop number.
Let The Baby Have Her BabyAdult temper tantrums aren't cute. If you scream, cry, and throw yourself on the airport floor when the airlines loses your luggage, you'll receive some pretty horrified looks. When you reach adulthood, it's not acceptable to throw a fit when things don't go your way. That was only (slightly) tolerable when you were a miniature version of yourself. Now that you're fully capable of feeding and clothing yourself, it's expected that you maintain your composure during stressful times. If you miss the good old days of bottles, blankies, and public outbursts then you'll be pleased to know there's a way to revert back to your baby-self. The pink adult baby kit allows adults to get away with childish behavior because you'll no longer pass for a grownup Product DetailsThis pink adult baby kit is so easy to wear, an infant could figure it out. It comes with the diaper and jumbo safety pin which fastens to the front. If you want to complete the look shown here, you'll need the pink baby doll costume and jumbo bottle. (Good thing we sell that too!) Playtime! Once you've transformed into a little one, feel free to crawl around, drink beverages from a "baba," and scream as loud as you want, but if you need your diaper changed, don't come crying to us.
RESPECT YOUR ELDERSKids are told time and time again that wisdom needs to be listened to and that they should prize the folks who have walked the world longer than they. Give the elders respect and adhere to the insight that they have to give. Do what they say! That's a lot of almost oppressive obligation for a kid to listen to and many are going to resist the effort. They might even try to come up with ways to turn the tables. Of course, a particularly clever tyke might just turn that entire thing up on its end and transform into your old folks in order to get away with all sorts of trouble. It isn't that we want to encourage such behavior or would delight in hearing the story of what happened, but... that's definitely true! And we're pretty sure that your kiddo (and even you) will love the whole experience.PRODUCT DETAILSLet your tyke see just what it is like to be walking around on aching bones when you help them transform into a cranky old man with this Old Man Boy's Costume Kit. This set of wavy gray wig, old-fashioned bow tie, and clip suspenders will give your kiddo the beginnings of a quantum leap! Before long, they'll be looking for their walking cane, demanding their rocking chair, and offering you some Werther's Originals while telling you tales from the old days back on the recess fields of elementary school! ALL WITHOUT A CURSED BODY-SWAPYou'll be able to enjoy watching your kid hobble around and demand that all the "young kids" get off their lawn when they transform into a crotchety old man with this disguise kit. How often can you give your kiddo the opportunity to see life from another person's perspective without it involving a weird cursed object or misspoken wish that turns into a Freaky Friday kind of situation!? Take this opportunity while it is available!
A Solar SuperstarThe sun is sort of our hero. It's crazy, we know, but just think about it! On a cloudy day, everything can seem a bit gloomy. It can be hard to even drag yourself out of bed on days like that! Then, without warning, the sun bursts through the clouds to add a bright glow to everything around! It's like a huge weight being lifted off of the world when the sun shines his rays on the Earth. The sun is sort of like that guy at the party who livens up the whole place the second he walks through the door. Can you imagine what it would be like to be the sun?Well, that's a question that we've pondered quite a bit! In fact, we dreamed about it so much, we decided to make a costume about it. Our costume designers got to work to capture the essence of the sun in this Inflatable Sun Costume!Design & DetailsThis Made by Us costume helps you be your brightest self! Taking inspiration from the big yellow ball in the sky, this costume comes with a lively yellow suit. It's made out of a windbreaker fabric with elastic in the neck, arms, and legs to make an airtight seal. The suit has a small attached fan with a battery pack. Flip the switch and the costume inflates in just a few minutes! The outer edge has some nice, wavy sun rays to help you look like a summer day! You'll be looking so bright, you might even need to break out your sunglasses!The Yellow DwarfOf course, this Inflatable Sun Costume isn't just for those looking to brighten up the mood. It's also a great option for astronomy buffs who happen to love yellow dwarf stars! Hmm... you could even join a Seven Dwarves group as a hilarious pun idea. Or enlist a friend to be your moon for a sun and moon Halloween Costume!
A Bit of a StretchIf we were living back in the 1950s and told you about our idea for a TV show revolving around a stretchy green stick guy, you'd probably have thought we were crazy. But the show would be even stranger than that, we'd eagerly insist: There would be a talking red pony, villains with cube-shaped heads, a yellow dinosaur who aspired to be a detective, a flying blue mermaid who could spit blue goo balls, a mastodon and a chicken.But the joke would be on you, dear reader, because our... ahem, we mean Art Clokey's idea... would result in the beloved Gumby franchise, which has managed to spawn two television series, a feature-length film and other things. Even if you don't know Gumby's name, you surely recognize him when you see him. He's been part of pop culture for decades now, so we couldn't agree with you more when you say he would make a great costume for your next party.Product DetailsIt doesn't take any stretch of the imagination to see how you'll be the star of your next costume party in this Adult Inflatable Gumby Costume. This exclusive, officially licensed green bodysuit features a printed Gumby face, complete with a 3D nose and mesh-covered character eyes. It utilizes a fan installed in the back to inflate. (The fan requires four AA batteries, not included, and a Phillips-head screwdriver is required to open the battery pack.) The bodysuit has a back zipper for easy wear, along with elastic at the wrists and ankles for a comfy fit.Stretchy FunOnce you slip into this Gumby costume, you'll be all set for some fun adventures, especially if you can round up Pokey, Prickle and Goo. Just watch out for the G and J Blockheads!
The king or queen may be the one with all the actual power to govern. But behind the scenes, it’s usually the jester who’s really pulling the strings! So if you’ve got big plans but aren’t in any rush to take on the responsibility of real rule, you might want to consider brushing up on your knock-knock jokes and putting on this sinister Dark Jester Costume!Sure, the chump on the throne may be little more than your puppet. But it’s going to be hard to enact your diabolical agenda if anyone notices that you’re not the jovial joker that you pretend to be. And we’re not saying you have to become a master of stand-up or anything, but you’ve got to keep everybody chuckling if you want to distract them from your true purpose!Otherwise, you might be the one who winds up in stitches. After all, most people aren’t fond of being fooled by the fool! But if you manage to convince them that the surly sneer of your skull mask is really just a playful grin, you’ll always be able to snatch as much power as you crave!This hypnotic checkered costume set has everything you need to play the part of court jester, with details that can seem cheerful or macabre depending on the light. And since you seem to favor the shadows, we suspect that the decor of the royal palace is about to get a nefarious twist!
A Captivating CombinationThere seem to be a list of historical or fictional figures that most kids just think are cool. Almost every child, at some point in their lives, is interested in pirates, knights, pharaohs, ninjas, princesses, cowboys, or the ancient cultures they come from. Ninjas are at the top of the list for a lot of kiddos. Warriors that are careful and sneaky are a fascinating contrast to the bold combat styles of many other cultures. Now combine those warriors with the concept of LEGO sets and children can’t get enough. (Makes sense to us!) Lloyd Garmadon, the legendary Green Ninja, uses this cool sword for many of his adventures, and now your child can be the hero of their own story with it too!Product DetailsIf your kid is a fan of the show or the playsets, this LEGO Ninjago sword will go great with their Lloyd costume! They can perfect their Spinjitzu with this plastic sword like the one that Lloyd wields in season 8 of the show, complete with the ornamental gold tassel. He can swing his sword so fast that you can barely see it, and we’re sure your child will be just as proficient with a little practice. (We recommend hiding any antique vases first, though.)
A Kindly ClownThere are so many stories now about the spooky clowns that can send folks into a panic. We sometimes miss the original image! Where have the real clowns gone? We're talking about the ones that can inspire a smile and raise anyone's spirits. (And, no, not the scary ghost kind of spirits, either!)All it takes is someone with a light heart and maybe a love for pastel colors and a flower or two. The original image of the quirky and cute clown can be restored in no time. And we imagine that you already have someone in mind!Design & Details Give clowns a better name when you offer up this exclusive Pinafore Clown Costume to a kiddo! This is a Made By Us design that starts with a pink and white checkered shirt and a pair of pastel polka dot tights. Worn over top is a pinafore dress. The uncinched style, faux flowers, combination of multiple patterned panels, and the large buttons on the shoulder straps create a whimsical look that anyone is sure to love. Add a bright clown wig or pastel face paint to this outfit to complete a truly joyful time while your kid clowns around!
Turn Up the SunIsn't there just something about a sunny day? When that big ball of light is shining in the sky, and that fresh summer breeze is moving through the grass... well, it's inspiring! It sort of makes you want to bloom and show off your best side to the world. We bet that's how flowers feel!If you've ever wondered what a flower feels like, or you just want to showcase your colorful side in the sunshine, then this Potted Flower Costume is perfect for you. Our team of costume designers wanted to get the look and feel of a fresh summer flower just right, which is why this costume is packed full of fun and adorable details.Design & DetailsThis Made By Us costume is styled to look like a sunflower in a pot! The bottom portion of the costume is shaped like a round terra cotta pot, just like the one you might find in any garden or patio. The top portion is green, complete with a pair of sleeves that end in mitts that fit over your fingers. You can wear them on, or off for convenience.The hood really lets you bloom! It has plenty of yellow petals around the sides and a generous opening in the front for your face. When you have it on, you'll be ready to soak up the sunshine like a real flower!
Have you ever wished that people would comply when you ask them to call you Dr. Chuckles? Do you ever see a tiny car and want to pile in with twenty of your closest friends? When you see a balloon, do you just want to get in there and stretch it into the shape of a wiener dog? If you're craving that nose honking, big shoe wearing lifestyle, there's no better place to start than getting yourself a bright blue clown wig. You don't have to go to clown college to start clowning around. All you need is the right attitude, a red nose, and some crazy hair. Before you know it, juggling will just come naturally to you. You will feel right at home in circus tents. You might even learn how to cartwheel. You'll find you have a certain squeak to your step, as you spread giggles wherever you go. Start working on your signature chuckle, cause they're about to send in the clowns!
Strange Happenings in the Plant Nursery Have you checked out the flower shed this morning? A very peculiar thing has taken place overnight! It seems that someone has used a little too much fertilizer in a potted plant, and the results are truly astounding. The plant in question is now walking around and talking up a storm. She's asking a million questions and wanting to know if she can have more cereal even though she just ate an hour ago. Product DetailsYour blooming bud will look extra precious in this exclusive Toddler Girl's Potted Flower Costume! The outfit includes a soft green jersey-knit shirt that has leaf-shaped flaps are sewn to the wrists. The shirt's hem is sewn to the brown felt "pot" portion, which keeps its shape thanks to a plastic rod concealed in its upper and lower edges. The face opening of the costume's matching hood is sewn with printed pink felt petals as well as a bright ruffle of yellow mesh. The Real Flower PowerIf you thought that potted plants were happy just to sit on your front porch and enjoy the sunshine, you're in for a surprise! This plant is always on the move. It sings, dances, jumps off furniture, and wants to know where the cookie jar went. And it's definitely excited to trick-or-treat this year! It wants to be the first flower it knows to collect a whole bag full of candy. Bet you didn't know that a flower's favorite food is chocolate!
An Elephant Never ForgetsWouldn't it be amazing to be an elephant for a day? Not only would you get to eat all of the peanuts you want without anyone looking at you oddly, you would have near-perfect recall. Finally, you could remember where you lost that one amazing t-shirt that fits just right and never scratches, and you would have no problem recollecting when your significant other's birthday is. Elephants are so lucky! Product DetailsHave a truly unforgettable Halloween look when you wear your exclusive Adult Inflatable Elephant Costume! The inflatable bodysuit zips up the back and is made of sturdy gray polyester windbreaker material. A small fan is installed behind the right hip and runs on an attached battery pack to keep the suit inflated while in use. The fully enclosed head contains view ports through the elephant character eyes. Printed details such as elephant "toenails" on the arms and legs add to the fun, as do the inflated ears and tusks! Safari ShowcaseThink about how many people you're going to bring happiness to during your next dress-up event! Almost everyone would love to see an elephant outside of the zoo, but aren't able to make a trip to their natural habitat. Thanks to you, lots of bucket lists are going to get one more item checked off. You can also educate others by answering all of their burning questions about pachyderms. For instance, did they know that elephants pop if poked with a very sharp object? (So please don't do that.)
The First NinjaDo you remember when ninja LEGOs first came out? Wait, we're not talking about Ninjago here. We're talking about the days even before Ninjago. It happened back in 1998. We remember strolling down the LEGO aisle to peruse the new sets... and there they were. Glorious LEGO sets, filled with ninja and samurai locked in a never-ending battle. Frankly, it blew our mind and part of the reason was due to a brand new LEGO weapon that came with the sets. We could finally outfit our LEGO minifigures with real katanas instead of using pirate cutlasses. Then, Ninjago came around and brought us even more ninja weapons!Product DetailsWell, now you can outfit yourself or your child with this Ninjago Katana Toy Weapon! Based on the toy weapon that every LEGO minifigure wants to wield. The weapon accessory has a stiff core with foam exterior that sculpted into the shape of a katana. It measures 18 inches long and a comfortable handle. You don't even need those horseshoe-shaped hands like LEGO figures to hold it! Just pair it up with any of our LEGO Ninjago costumes for an authentic look based on the shinobi world of LEGO.
The Ninja of ProphecyHave you ever wondered? You know, that maybe... just maybe... your child might be a legendary ninja, just waiting to be discovered? Hey, it happens all the time in cartoons and video games, so who's to say it couldn't happen in real life?If you have been wondering, then maybe it's time to let your give this officially licensed Ninjago Lloyd Costume a spin! They'll get to look just like their favorite character from the series, and you might just find out that they're the ninja of prophecy in real life!Product DetailsInspired by the chosen one, himself, this costume has everything you need to turn your child into a skilled ninja! The LEGO Lloyd Legacy Prestige Ninjao Costume comes officially licensed from the cartoon series and it packed full of great details. It'll have any little fan ready to battle it out with the bad guys!The costume starts with a tunic-style top that has foam backing to help it keep that iconic LEGO shape. Both the front and the back have printed graphics to recreate Lloyd's signature ninja suit. It even has a printed gold dragon right on the chest. The matching green pants fit with an elastic band around the waist, providing a snug, yet comfortable, fit. The pants also feature printed graphics to help complete the ninja transformation!The Ninjago costume also comes with various accessories to help your child complete their look. The foam-backed mitts are black and designed to look like LEGO hands. Of course, the most important part about this costume is the mask! Every great ninja needs a mask! The mask is made out of molded plastic and has mesh in the eyes for vision. It fits with an elastic band, so it's easy for your child to put it on and take it off!
Broccoli PRWe need to talk. It's about broccoli. We've heard tons of rumors going around that the kids don't like the nutritious vegetable. Crazy, we know! Broccoli is so versatile and it's packed full of vitamin C, calcium, and vitamin K. You can roast it, stir fry it, steam it, or eat it raw! But for some reason... a lot of kids seem to think that it's yucky. We're just going to chalk it up to bad PR. Well, we want to change that. We want to give the healthy vegetable some good PR for a change. That's where you come in. If we can show kids just how cool broccoli can be, then maybe we can get more kids to try it out.We see absolutely no problem with this plan whatsoever.Design & DetailsOur team of designers crafted this Made By Us costume to capture the delicious style of the stalky vegetable. The costume is a green inflatable bodysuit with printed details on the exterior to make it look like broccoli. The top portion is designed to look like a fresh floret! You can wear your normal clothes underneath as you suit up. The bodysuit also has a built-in fan in the back. With the flip of a switch, the suit fully inflates into the shape of a broccoli crown. Just leave the fan on as you walk the world as the big green vegetable!From Yucky to FunnyAll right, so maybe we haven't worked out all of the specifics, but we bet if kids see you running around in this broccoli costume, we can at least get broccoli to be a "funny" food instead being known as a "yucky" food. And we think that's definitely a step in the right direction! Be sure to check out all of our food costumes to get a whole balanced diet group costume going!
Are you ready to usher back the reign of the happy clown? Well, we think it's about time! Those clown naysayers have had the floor long enough. So, don those cheery pastel colors, make sure your balloons are organized, and tighten the laces of your giant shoes. Today is your turn! What's your clowning specialty? You don't really seem like you're the slap stick type, tumbling over yourself as you run from a Billy goat in a circus ring. Hey, you might be that kind of clown, how should we know? We've never been to clown college! It's just that your fashionable look suggests your clowning abilities are more refined. You might take cartwheeling to a whole new level or maybe you're a talented juggler. Whatever your talent is, we're confident of one thing: you are not a mime! With this cotton candy hair of yours, we're sure that you have much more fun than those monochromatic folks. This slightly curled hair with all the volume you can ask for is sure to stand out in a crowd, clown crowd or otherwise. Now all you need to do is decide on your clown name!
Larger Than LifeWe have to admit, when you said you were going "larger than life" with this year's Halloween costume, we don't think your pals really bought it. They thought, OK, she'll do something with a really cool special effect or face paint. But we don't think they took you literally. "Larger," though, means larger, in the case of this Adult Inflatable Giraffe Costume. Once you figure out how to maneuver through the doorway of your friend's apartment and make an entrance at their big Halloween party, we think your presence will have quite an effect.After all, you're dressed as a giant blow-up giraffe! What could be better? Whether your friends are going for a safari or zoo group theme, or you plan to just prance about (Do giraffes prance? Saunter?)...er...clomp about on your own, loving your giraffe existence, you will feel both wild and friendly in this great costume.Product DetailsZip into this inflatable jumpsuit and transform instantly into a cute and charming giraffe. We can honestly say that this is one of the only costumes where the profile view is even cuter than the front. Luckily, this inflatable look works from all angles, thanks to its clever design. You have a battery pack and fan inside the costume, as well as a see-through panel for your face to peek through. You're looking awesome, from your ossicones (that's the word for a giraffe's "horns") to your hooves!Welcome to the ZooIf things get a bit too wild, feel free to clomp on out of the party and stroll home in a leisurely way. Giraffes don't like too much hubbub, unless it's related to their great costume!
Kirby SucksNo, really, he does. Like, that is his primary ability. He has a bottomless tummy that can suck up all sorts of stuff. Not only can he suck up his enemies, but he can also swallow them up or use their abilities if applicable. The first time we sucked up an opponent, our eyes lit up. It's an incredible power.Why can't we deal with all of our problems this way? High bills, just eat them. Tough job, just eat it. Luckily, kids don't have to worry about all of that; they simply have to eat and have fun. If you have a young one who is a Kirby fan, you must check out our Kirby Inflatable Costume for Children.FUN DetailsKirby has been a Nintendo staple for as long as we can remember. His look is iconic. Kirby is actually an accomplished warrior, but you would know it at first glance. Kirby looks like he is better at giving hugs than saving the galaxy. That is why we bring you our Kirby Inflatable Costume for Children. The officially licensed inflatable Kirby costume is perfect as the outfit puffs up to look just like the Star Knight. Become our hero pick up this Kirby Inflatable Costume for Children!
A couple of babiesYou sometimes walk by a baby in a stroller and think, “Ah. I wish someone would push me around like that.” Or perhaps you pass a family carrying their little one as they hike and take in the views and think, “Carry me! Why must life get harder as we get older?”It’s OK, we think about these things too. While we have yet to figure out the secret to reverse aging, we think we may have just the thing to bring a little extra TLC to your life: this Adult Baby Costume. You may be a grown-up who does taxes and has a 401K, but that doesn’t mean you can’t indulge your infantile side. Show everyone at the party just what a big and funny baby you can be and watch as the cuddles, sweets, and maybe even a push in a stroller (or at least a lift home in your friend’s car) come cooing your way.Product DetailsWhile the teddy bear, giant baby bottle, and pacifier accessories shown in the photo are sold separately--don’t cry--you should get them to complete your comical baby look. Here, here, look here! Don’t cry. See? This ensemble includes a bib, bonnet, and a bodysuit with a built-in wire hoop. It’s a look that can be worn by either men or women, and one size fits most. If that’s not something to giggle in an insanely cute way at, well, we don’t know what is.
Attending the Royal CourtGetting invited to the royal court is a pretty big deal! It can be a once in a lifetime type of ordeal. You don’t want to show up there wearing a pair of jeans and a hoodie. After all, there’s a certain sense of class that goes into a royal party and you want to uphold the most serious of style when you head there. That means you need to wear a full-length ball gown and a get your hair all done up in really sophisticated and elegant hair-style and maybe even a fancy, expensive tiara...Or, you could be a jester! The humble harlequin can get into the royal court without dressing in all sorts of fancy formal wear. As a jester, you can wear bright and bold colors. You can put your hair in pigtails if you like. Heck, you can do cartwheels across the throne and even the king and queen will applaud your wacky antics.Design & DetailsIt just so happens that this women’s court jester costume lets you assume the role of cute and whimsical harlequin. It’s an exclusive Made by Us design developed by our costume designers, and that means it features quality fabrics and bold styling like it's black and red color scheme and daring white accents. It even comes with petticoat, collar, arm warmers, and hair ornaments. You might even feel like moonlighting as a supervillain after you get done entertaining the royal court in the cute and mischievous costume!Made By UsAnother awesome creation right out of our own costume studios, be sure to shop our entire line of exclusive costumes to get everyone in your costume crew outfitted for Halloween. From costumes fitting the royal court to the superhero scene, we've got styles for everyone!
Life is tough as a tornado. People call you a blowhard, and they’re not wrong. People tend to scatter when they see you coming. You’re constantly dizzy from all the spinning. You’re never allowed in china shops or any other place with fragile merchandise. Storm chasers are always following you around, gawking and making you feel self conscious. And finding an insurance provider willing to cover you is a real headache.All you really want to do is have one night where you can kick back with your friends like a regular person. But going to the movies isn’t an option, since you demolish the theater before the movie even starts. If you try to go to the pool, you accidentally start a tsunami. You’d just like one day where people don’t flee screaming from your approach.We’re afraid we can’t really help you there. But we’ve got another idea: why not embrace yourself and your unique… abilities? You were born this way, and you should be proud. It’s not everyone who can clear a 10-mile radius by just walking through, or destroy a building that took six months to construct. Instead of focusing on the negatives, look at the positives. You’re powerful. Breathtaking. Ferocious. You literally take the world by storm.Embrace your inner tornado in this Adult Tornado Costume. The while polyfoam tunic is overlaid with spiraled strips of black and white nylon netting, and it comes with cutouts that can be tucked behind netting strips as desired. Slip into this costume and you’ll be turning heads—literally!
Let's face it. The way things are going, humanity is going to keep advancing in technology and eventually create our own extinction. The robot takeover is only a matter of time! So before artificial intelligence conquers the world and enslaves mankind, take the time now to learn how to blend in with our soon to be metallic overlords. This Robot Mask Hat will be perfect for getting into the mindset of a bot!Add it to the rest of your robot costume and you'll be ready for the impending usurping humanity will bring upon itself. Besides getting the look down, you also have to become an expert at binary code and mathematical equations if you don't want to be found out by human-hunting androids! If you ever have trouble coming up with a quick answer just start yelling, “Error! Error! Does not compute. Error! Nonsequitur!” The other robots will think your circuits are frying and assume you must have a different primary function. Well, hopefully with this Robot Mask and your acting skills, you can infiltrate the AI before it's too late but, if not, enjoy surviving the apocalypse!
She swings through the air…What’s your favorite part about going to the circus? Is it the elephants with their neat tricks? The funny clowns spilling out of that tiny car to pull off so many hilarious pranks? The thrilling lion tamer and his ferocious lions? If you’re like us, it’s got to be the amazing acrobats! These aerial daredevils do tricks that make our heads spin and our hearts pounds, whether they’re catching each other mid-air or walking along a tightrope high above our heads. We know that if we joined the circus, that’s what we’d want to be!Unfortunately, we’re just not quite coordinated enough to be world-class acrobats. If we tried, we’d definitely plummet to the ground if there was no safety net. (We don’t think we’d even risk it if there was a net anyway!) We can’t even cross a tightrope two inches off the ground, let alone 50 feet!Product detailsIf you’re hopelessly ungraceful like we are, never fear! You can still feel like an authentic acrobat in this Women's Majestic Trapeze Artist Costume. This beautiful pale purple costume is exactly what you need for any aerial feats… or just looking good while your feet are still firmly planted on the ground. The leg holes are stylishly ruffled, and there are matching ruffled arm bands to go with. There’s also lovely lace trim down the front for that extra flair.…with the greatest of ease!Next time you have the urge to live out your high top dreams but are prudent enough to stay on the ground, slip into this Women's Majestic Trapeze Artist Costume. You might not be able to do all the flips and sumersaults that real aerial stars can do, but you’ll definitely feel like a real acrobat whenever you’re wearing this costume!
Get All Balled UpWhen the coaches told you to be the ball, we don't think this is quite what they had in mind. However, it is certainly a way to get your head in the game. In fact, you might just get your whole body in the game when you go out wearing this exclusive Adult Inflatable Soccer Ball Costume. Whether you're cheering for your favorite soccer team or looking for a fun costume to wear for Halloween, this costume will be perfect for you. Start all the chants in the stadium. After all, what soccer fan isn't going to listen to a giant, talking soccer ball? If your friend group is going out as their favorite soccer players for Halloween, everyone will just think that they're a bunch of fanboys without you in the mix, dressed as the most important part of the game!Blowing Up The DetailsKick off your Halloween festivities the right way with this fun and unique costume from our Made By Us collection. It has been fashioned with windbreaker fabric. The zipper is located on the backside and it is topped with a hook and loop fastener tab. Elastic is located at the neck, arm, and leg openings for a snug and secure fit.The fan is installed on the lower center of the backside of this costume. The battery pack fits into the pouch at the bottom of the zipper. You can also choose to clip it onto the clothing you wear beneath this costume. Plug the fan into the USB port on the battery pack and easily inflate your costume to a plump 40-inch diameter!
Dive Right InSo, we've heard through the grapevine that this will be your first-ever Halloween party. We have a million questions, namely: HOW is that possible? But all those questions aside, we're here to help you find the perfect look for your Halloween debut.We assume you'll want something eye-catching, something unique. Something adventurous and sophisticated. And since scuba is one of your favorite hobbies, this Adult Sunny Scuba Diver Costume totally fits the bill!Looks like it's time to zip it up and dive into Halloween revelry, head first! This look is the perfect metaphor for your experience, and it's also just a really, really cool costume. Product DetailsThis costume is one part party, one part adventure, and exclusively made by us for the utmost attention to detail and craftsmanship. The red jumpsuit has a front zipper that makes it easy to suit up, and the yellow matching hood will keep your head warm in chilly October weather.The clear goggles look authentic and secure with an elastic band, and the flippers may take some getting used to but are totally fun. You even get an air tank backpack, because you never know when the time will come in to jump in and swim with some sharks!Conversation StarterOne of the best parts of this look is that you can use it as an opportunity to chat up fellow partygoers with thrilling tales of your best-ever dives, the Great Barrier Reef, the Great Blue Hole, Darwin Island...wow, you look and sound super-cool in this outfit!
Clown hair comes in all shapes and colors, from classic red to goofy green, or even every color striped across their hairdo. It used to be thought that a clown's hair color was somehow linked to their position and status within the clown hierarchy, kind of like how the color of karate belts indicate skill. The true meaning behind clown hairstyles is still being studied, and we may never know what it truly stands for. One thing that we do know, though, is that white haired clowns are some of the rarest and most highly skilled, sort of like the clown-equivalent of a unicorn. We don't know exactly what it takes to earn this coveted 'fro, but luckily you can just buy this White Afro Wig and skip over everything else. This is the perfect style for the modern clown who's looking for a chic new look. It may not be as silly and in-your-face as puffy red hair, but everyone will be just as excited to see a rare white haired clown at their party!
You Guac! Ask a kid to eat a bowl full of squishy, slimy, pale green goop and their most likely response would be "Gross! No!" That's totally fine. You see, as soon as they discover how truly delicious avocadoes are, you're going to have much less guac for yourself. Instead of scooping a chipful out of the bowl whenever you want and enjoying its amazing flavor, you'lll have to start hiding your favorite snack. Hiding it won't work, though. You'll be doomed to share your guac forever! Product DetailsThis funny Inflatable Avocado Kid's Costume will guac your child's world! When fully inflated, the outfit resembles an avocado half with a dark green back and layers of lighter green and yellow on the front side. It features a roomy hole for your child's face as well as comfortable arm and leg openings. Best of all, its large, inflated brown "pit" can be removed from the center and used for (gentle) play! Awesome AvocadoGive your little avocado lover the most hilarious costume her or she has ever seen! The outfit would be equally perfect for a Cinco de Mayo celebration as it is for Halloween, since both occasions are better when an avocado shows up. Actually, almost any situation would be better with an avocado on hand. No matter what, you have a delicious snack to share. You might even be able to barter a Halloween candy trade of a bite of yummy guac. (Real guac. Not this costume. Biting this costume is a bad idea.)
A True UnicornWe hear about a LOT of kiddos around here. But we have to hand it to you, your child truly sounds too good to be true! We've heard all about your little one's altruistic efforts, their selfless acts, and their love of a tidy room. We hear your child loves to babysit their little brother (for free!), hates screen time, and helps you in the garden, sous chefs as you cook, and does the laundry. We've even heard a rumor that your little one loves going to the dentist!Before we beg you for your secret, let's just say: your child is a unicorn. Children like yours simply don't exist. But we'd like to believe in them anyway, even if they're a sort of mythical creature. Best to dress your kiddo in this Inflatable Pink Unicorn Costume, then, and let the whole world see just want a gorgeous, majestic creature you've raised!Product DetailsA child such as yours deserves the best, and in case you haven't heard, inflatable costumes are all the rage! This one comes styled as a lovely pink unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, golden horn, and cute pink stars on its face. Trust us, if your kid likes unicorns, they will definitely go ga-ga over the look of this costume. It has a built-in battery pack and fans for easy use. Your little unicorn will look the part they were born to play. Secrets, SecretsOK, so now that we have Halloween out of the way, what is your secret, after all? We are dying to know how you raised a kiddo that likes to eat all their vegetables and clean the bathroom. Or...it must be magic!
Clowning Around You need a specific look to transform yourself into a real clown! You can't just start juggling random objects and riding unicycles without the necessary outfit. You'll have to have some fun and colorful face paint as well as a big, ruffly collar, some goofy shoes and maybe even a squirting flower. And don't forget the curly, crazy hair! Product DetailsComplete your clown outfit with a Bright Red Glow in the Dark Curly Clown Wig! A comfortable mesh wig cap fits over your head and stays in place thanks to an elastic edge. It's covered in bright red synthetic hair that has been permanently styled into springy curls. It'll give you an edge over all other clowns thanks to its ability to glow in the dark! Join the CircusBarnum and Bailey's called - they say you're the most authentic performer they've ever seen! Make your friends laugh and practice your tricks in style with a clown-worthy hairdo.
Two SidesCacti are confusing plants. On the one hand, they're covered with sharp, spines that warn people and animals alike not to get too close. On the other hand, they produce beautiful flowers and liquid that can be life-saving in the middle of the desert. Hmm, actually, it sounds like they have something in common with a toddler! One minute your little one is having a dramatic meltdown, and the next minute they're all about snuggling. Product DetailsYou've never seen a plant as cute as this one! This exclusive Cactus Cutie Costume for Toddlers consists of a long-sleeved jumpsuit made of light green corduroy. It zips up the front and is sewn all over with white yarn tufts that mimic the appearance of cactus spikes. The attached mitts flip back to free the hands, and elastic in the ankle cuffs helps to keep you child warm and cozy. The attached hood is also sewn with yarn tufts. Desert Darling No hot and dusty ecosystem is complete without a prickly cactus standing tall amongst the blowing tumbleweed! Let your child be the star of his or her show with this cute costume. Not only will it be utterly unique at this year's Halloween parties, but, unlike the real deal, it's super soft and cozy. Real cacti would have to worry about how to sit down when they get tired, but your child won't! Everyone wins (especially you, if your child wants you to pick them up at some point).
Winner, Winner!Every parent says it, but you mean it when you say you’re the luckiest person because you get to parent your little one. When you cheer milestone achievements (big or small), you're rewarded with a new smile, giggle, or shout. Of course, you already feel rewarded by their growth, but the extra treat just makes the next move they make more exciting. And once they passed the basics, your luck seemed to increase! At meals times, the mess is easier to clean. Your little one holds out their hands and puffs up their cheeks. They’ve even grabbed the rag to help out! When crawling was added to their skills, they listened well to your request that they stay where you could see them—no toppled probably-should-have-hidden-that objects to worry about when your baby stays close by. Suddenly quiet rooms are never scary. When your cutie quiets down, it’s because they’re taking a nap or “reading” a board book. Best of all, you can’t remember the last time you were woken in the middle of the night to warm a bottle. Score!Design & DetailsCelebrate winning the parenting lottery with this Money Bag Baby Costume from our talented team of in-house designers! Our team is familiar with your lucky feeling with a few parents in the mix, and this unique costume captures it well. The easy-to-wear outfit comes in two pieces. The bunting is made of super-soft velour and features a large dollar sign print on the front. Felt is used to create the dollar bills attached to the front of the bunting, creating a safe detail that your baby is sure to love playing with! The coordinating hat features the same velour and felt construction, plus a knit lining, and fits right on top of your baby’s head without using a chin strap. Simply slip the bunting over your little one’s legs and secure it over the shoulders with the hook-and-loop fastener strips.Lookin' Like a Million BucksWhether you feel you’ve won the jackpot with your kiddo or you’re looking for a fun way for them to join your Bonnie and Clyde costume, this Made By Us Money Bag Baby Costume is for you. Get your sweetie looking like a million bucks in this exclusive costume!
Red All OverIt's common knowledge that when a child picks a favorite color, everything must be that color, especially in their art. When red is number one, the results are nothing short of spectacular!Where other colors would typically be, red shines in familiar and unexpected ways. Clear blue skies are colored like vibrant sunsets. Lush green trees are replaced with stunning fall foliage. And city streets are packed with flashy red sports cars, taxis, and emergency vehicles. It's red all over, and we love to see it! If your kiddo is part of that intriguing red fan club, this licensed Kid's Red Crayola Crayon Costume is a must-have!Design & DetailsTransform your red-obsessed child into their favorite crayon color with the easy-to-wear Made By Us costume. Lightweight, foam-backed materials give the full-coverage tunic its familiar crayon shape, while two shades of red and black printed graphics ensure the costume looks just like the beloved art supply. An opening for the face is featured in the crayon's tip, and openings at the shoulder leave arms unrestricted.See RedHelp your kiddo show their love for the color red with our exclusive Kid's Red Crayola Crayon Costume! The pullover tunic costume is designed to look just like a classic red Crayola crayon and promises to have everyone excited to be seeing red!
Magic Can HappenYour child may be the new kid at school, but their social capital is about to blow up! When they step into the school costume parade dressed in this Kid's Inflatable Blue Unicorn Costume, everyone will want to know who this new student is, what mystical land they came from, and everything about them. You have always known your little one is pure magic, and now everyone else can see it, too! Before you know it, your child will be asking you to drive them to play dates, birthday parties, and unicorn-themed sleepovers. Isn't it fun to watch them fit into their new school and neighborhood so seamlessly? And all because of this awesome unicorn costume that shows that they take fun, Halloween, and unicorns, very seriously. All the important things in life!Product DetailsThere are unicorn costumes, and then there are UNICORN costumes. And this, friends, is the latter. It's the pure essence of unicorn-ness, in one costume. It brings the magic of the unicorn world to life right before your child's eyes. This unicorn is blue with pink accents on its hooves, a rainbow mane, a golden horn, and well, an overwhelming sense of unicornity. Is that a word? It should be! It's no wonder everyone in school wants to befriend your bold little foal—who doesn't want to be on good terms with a beautiful unicorn?Get on the HornGo ahead and tell everyone you know about how awesome this inflatable kid's costume is. The more unicorns in the world, the better. That's our motto, at least!
Growing Like a Weed?We've always heard that when a tyke shoots up faster than seems humanly possible that they've taken after weeds. Now, we have all seen some dandelions that seem to be a little bit monstrous. Maybe you've ignored the garden or side yard long enough that it has been overtaken by a few sprouts of ragweed. But that's nothing compared to a kiddo who seems to have something to prove to the sky. Maybe you've seen something similar in your own tyke. Perhaps that measurement on the wall where you've been ticking off their annual growth seems to be leaping by extraordinary bounds. A bit of a crazy appetite? Maybe they even want to eat some very strange things. Well, if any of this rings a bell, you might be shocked to learn that your tyke might have something in common with the Dionaea muscipula, better known as the Venus Flytrap! Design & DetailsThe first step in finding out if you've got a carnivorous plant on your hands is by dressing them up in this Hungry Venus Fly Trap costume. This Made by Us design is a green and foam-backed jersey that really comes to life when your tyke wears the velour hood. It has a hook and loop fastener at the back and its design makes your kiddo look like they've got some seriously toothy petals! Toss on the included flower pot with and keep them in place with shoulder straps to really bring your little plantling to life. So long as they don't get a craving for little insects, you'll just have a cute kiddo and can ease your concerns! A Voracious AppetiteUpon further checking, we've discovered that normal Venus Flytraps don't actually grow nearly as tall as a tyke. But, that doesn't mean that your kiddo can't play out their desire for snacks in an adorable fashion with this Hungry Venus Fly Trap costume. (Just make sure you've got those treats on hand!)
Wigging OutIt is so hard to get that classic clown look without resorting to dangerous or experimental methods. Sticking a fork in an outlet is hilarious in cartoons, but is far too deadly in real life. It’s not worth the perfectly poofy and crazy hairstyle that clowns love if you have to die to get it!There are some more life-preserving methods, but then you have to wonder if you are going to be able to undo the frizz when you need your hair next, or if you’ll be stuck. Maybe your hair will just stay like that forever if you trust those funny ointments from the snake oil salesman clown. If only there were a way to have removable crazy hair that still looked great…Ahead of the GameGood news everyone! We have developed a way to have removable crazy hair that still looks great! This Funhouse Clown Black and White Wig is both wickedly cool-looking and totally removable. As a bonus, it can even be re-applied to your head! The black and white striations are perfect camouflage if you ever need to steal the scene in an old timey movie, and the conical protrusions are great if you want to pass for a football. All in all, this wig is perfect for any goofy occasions you can think of!
Special SnowflakeYou're unique, darling. There's absolutely no one else like you in the whole wide world. No one shares your exact quirks and preferences. Who was the first person to pioneer eating Oreos with salsa instead of that boring old peanut butter? You, of course! Who chose to ride a unicycle to work rather than a regular bike? That's right - you did. Or who likes to pair black-and-orange plaid with blue-and-yellow polka dots, sing "Happy Birthday" to the melody of the ABCs, or trained her precious fur baby to bring her a glass of prosecco? This trendsetter right here! Just like the snowflakes, you have never been repeated. Might as well embrace your own particular brand of crazy! Product DetailsShine as brightly as a fresh white snowdrift when you wear your exclusive Snowflake Adult Costume! The pure white, sleeveless jumpsuit is made of form-fitting material more attractive than your average snowsuit. An oversized snowflake cutout decorated with sparkly blue details attaches to the front and back of the jumpsuit. When you twirl around, you'll look just like an icy crystal spinning in the wind! Wear it with a shiny pair of heels, or with a knit hat and winter boots for a truly authentic look! Hooray, Snow Day! Looks like winter came a little early this year, but this time it's got everyone cheering! If all snowflakes looked like you, everyone would be as excited for a snowstorm as a kid whose school classes just got cancelled due to bad weather. Show everyone how magical snow can be this Halloween!
Every Halloween, you know you’re going to see a cat, and a self-referencing play on words, and a politician, and a monster. You’re going to see whatever big trend was on the news, and whatever character stood out in the latest blockbuster. You’re going to see superheroes and supervillains, pirates and gangsters. You’re going to see the same costumes you’ve seen for years.You’re not going to let your little one contribute to this mundane mediocrity! By George, you’re going to come up with a spectacularly original costume, one that no one has ever seen before. Maybe you’ll create a painfully detailed, stunning accurate 16th-century Templar knight, complete with hand-crafted chainmail. Or a wolf-man costume covered in real yak hair, just like they used in the old movies. Or a mermaid with real scales. Or maybe, originality (and time and money) can be saved by simply shelling out for this Child Green Man Skin Suit. Now your child can successfully blend in with the lawn, or some bushes, or a grassy knoll—instead of blending in with other costumers!
Preventing Green MeaniesYour toddler’s favorite thing is anything that is green. They have a wardrobe full of options, but continually request to wear the green pants with their lime green hoodie. At the park, they will only slide down the big green slide—puddle at the bottom be darned. When the leaves turn all shades of orange and brown, they announce their new hatred for trees. And whenever you go to a restaurant they only use the green crayons on their paper placemat and refuse to leave the waxy stub behind.After not receiving a green crayon at a restaurant one time they grew a strong mistrust and made sure they always had a backup—much like your constant pen carrying. So, their crayon attachment didn’t seem too off, until you realized they wouldn’t go anywhere without one. You watched them pull a green crayon out of their pocket and bend to mark the sidewalk on every walk you took them for—why? “To spread the color around,” of course! So, when they told you, they couldn’t go trick-or-treating this year without a green crayon, you knew it was time to step in and prevent green marked doors.Product DetailsLuckily this Toddler’s Green Crayon Costume is a perfect compromise! Your kiddo will get to enjoy their favorite colorful item without worrying about it breaking in their pocket or leaving an unwanted mark on the neighborhood. The 2-piece costume is comprised of a tube-shaped, crayon wrapper printed tunic and a cone-shaped hat to make getting ready for Halloween easy! The versatile design allows your toddler to layer comfortable and warm clothes underneath or to keep it simple for a dress-like wear!Go Green!Whether they’re goal is to spread the love of all things green with the community or just show off their personal passion for the waxy art supply, this Green Crayon Costume for toddlers is a great choice for your little rascal!
Staple Shortage There’s a saying that goes “You never know what you have until it’s gone.” Think about all the things you use on a daily basis that make our lives livable but that you usually don’t take notice of. For example, forks and spoons, so we don’t have to eat with our fingers. You don’t really consider how useful they are until you pour yourself a bowl of cereal and then realize none of your spoons are clean. (We don’t recommend trying to eat the cereal with a fork. Very inefficient.) One of the greatest underappreciated champions of our households is toilet paper. Of all the things to run out of, it is possibly the worst. What else are we supposed to use to entertain our cats or make an emergency mummy costume? And what is sadder than having to throw a party on short notice when you don’t have any? Where’s the fun in decorating without toilet paper streamers and lovely white paper flowers? Product Details Show your appreciation of our unsung hero with this Toilet Paper Costume! It has a wire rim to keep that nice round shape and a printed flower design to look like the real thing. The tunic goes over any outfit so you can stay comfy in your own clothes while still showing off a unique costume. You could also get a friend to dress up as a toilet (or even the poop that goes in it) and have a fun group theme! A Notable Necessity Although it’s technically not a superhero, we think toilet paper is pretty great. It certainly saves people from a lot of different poopy situations! If you’re also a fan, then this Toilet Paper Costume is for you. Bring some laughter to any party all while reminding people what types of things really save the world every day!
Picking the right pants is an important decision, maybe even the most important one you make before you head out every day. The color of pants you choose is going to decide if your shoes, belt, socks, jacket, and everything else go together, or if it's all just a jumbled mess! Sorry to sound so dramatic, we're just having flashbacks to the time we wore black socks with khaki slacks, and we were the laughing stock of the regatta... One safe bet is to slap on these Plus Size Black Pants! Black formal clothes all go together with other black clothes, no questions asked. So, go ahead and wear these comfy black pants with your black socks, shoes, belt, and jacket, and you'll look great. The worst case scenario is that you'll look like a Maitre D, or a mysterious, sharply-dressed, country singer, but in the world of fashion, it could be much worse!
Off the Lawn...Onto the streets! It's about time you let the grumpy old man who lives within lose this year! That's right. Now you too can go to dinner at four. Call your friends and leave long voicemail messages that start with you calling out, "Hello? Pickup!" as if answering machines still played in people's houses. The old man in your soul can book a cruise and grumble about the food the whole time you're out on the ocean. You can pick up playing Bingo with your friends or if they want to be more active, a little pickleball will do. Are you excited about early retirement? Get onto the geezer scene with these hilarious glasses!Product DetailsSlipping into these glasses is sure to be a good time. The glasses include the nose of an old wise guy and wild eyebrows on the top brim. They fold up and store easily so they can be ready for instant silliness at a moment's notice!Good Old StandardWhile dressing as an old guy might be the newest Halloween trend, this pair of geezer glasses can be brought out for all sorts of reasons. The perfect offering for a retirement gift, a fiftieth birthday celebration, or themed parties, you may want to order several pairs just in case!