Women's Racy Ring Mistress Costume
1316564803$44.99
Ring LeaderYou have what it takes to lead. You've always known that. When you were little you were always wrangling other kids together to put on different performances like plays and talent shows. But now you're grown. You're still holding that title of ringleader but now your performances are a lot more interesting. There are a few circus tricks that we would love to see in person. For one, we'd love to see someone rest their head in a lion's mouth. As long as no one made the lion sneeze we bet you'd be great at making that lion do what you want. We'd be into seeing acrobats hang down from a swinging trapeze. And a strong man lifting ridiculous things above his head while suspenseful music plays would be pretty awesome too. But here's the thing, the whole show depends on a strong, spotlight-ready leader making the performers come together in a way that noone would forget!Product DetailsYou'll look right at home under the big top when you show up in this red and black satin-textured dress with gold trim. The skirt is gorgeous with a triangular hem over flouncing
Adult Wacky, Waving, Inflatable Tube Man Costume
1276010115$59.99
Masters of MarketingPeople have been using outdoor advertising to sell their wares and services since ancient times. Egyptians started marketing off by carving hieroglyphs into steel. And while handbills and printed ads dappled the streets from the B.C.s through the 1700s, advertising hit a new level when the automobiles were invented. That's right, billboards were invented almost as soon as cars hit the road! After that advertising exploded with hot air balloons, electric signs, and of course, the radio. But road trip advertising changed forever after the wacky, inflatable tube man hit the car lot scene in the nineties! Before that, it was all signs and lights. Now, there was a brightly colored dancing giant, beckoning bored passengers to look at his wares. The evolution of advertising has been a wild road, but it's all been worth it to witness the antics of this legendary advertising schtick!Design & DetailsThis red inflatable costume is hilarious and ready to party. Made by Us, you'll like the details that both make this costume stand out and make sure your costume weathers all sorts of Halloween events. The suit zip up the back, with a fan attached next to the opening for easy access to the controls. The face has a wide smoky panel for a smile, allowing you limited vision without interrupting the disguise. Running on batteries, this costume is a catchy advertisement for your Halloween antics!Dance floor ReadyWhen you're heading out to a costume party, taking the dance floor into account is key. After all, the dance floor is the best part of plenty of parties! You won't have to come up with a specific kind of dance when you slip into this costume, just look at video clips of the original wacky inflatable man and you'll be ready to groove!
Kids Cactus Costume
1213246768$59.99
Happy with the JavelinasThe desert isn't for everyone. Some people just don't understand the appeal of sand, wind, and sun. But some people, such as your kiddo, are drawn to the wide-open spaces of the west. They love the creatures of the landscape. The little lizards that skitter on sun-warmed rocks, the quail mommas that hurry into the underbrush with their chicks in a line behind her, the coyotes that howl just after the sun goes down. Let's not forget the little piggies of the desert, the javelinas. Every desert creature is special. And because of that, it would be hard for your desert-loving child to decide which animal to dress up for on Halloween night. Instead of dressing up as an animal, why not offer them a brilliant solution? By disguising themself as the iconic Saguaro cactus, they can watch all the wild desert goings-on. Think of this cactus costume as a backstage pass to all the desert drama!Details & DesignThis Kid's Cactus Costume has a unique look designed by our in-house creative team. The hooded bodysuit covers his or her whole body and zips up the front, making it a quick look to change into. The sleeves fold over their hands with simple slits so their fingers can still function for trick-or-treating. Which is pretty darn important! The trunk of the cactus jumpsuit ends in two shoe covers that will cover whatever footwear kind of footwear they'd like. Topped off with a pink bloom, this cactus is sure to be a hit with javelinas and neighbors, alike!West is BestFalling in love with all things western is easy to do. It's a fascination that's usually life long. That's why having a simply shaped costume that your boy or girl can wear year after year is a great thing. Because even if your child is living in the big city with all of its concrete trappings, this Cactus Costume will make them feel much closer to the wide-open spaces they crave!
Headband Cactus
1265312513$6.99
A Prickly PredicamentPicture this. You find yourself stuck in the middle of the desert without food, water, or friends. What do you do? Tough question, isn't it? Well, here's what we'd do! First, you need to make friends with the locals. The desert is filled mostly with lizards, bugs, and snakes, so you're going to want to wear something that will make them feel at ease. If you can make them feel at ease with your presence, you should be able to strike up a casual conversation with a scorpion, who will definitely help you find water and shelter from the sun!That's why we recommend keeping this Cactus Headband handy at all times! Any time you randomly get lost in the desert, you can just pop this headband on and the desert critters are sure to warm up to you!Product DetailsThis simple headband comes with two small cactus-shaped ornaments on the top. Each one has a little flower on the side. Just place it on your head and you'll look right at home in the desert, ready to mingle with the local creatures... but maybe it's better if you don't follow our desert advice about trying to befriend scorpions in the wild and just use this as a cute hat to add to your costume instead!
Green Gloves for Adults
1293248852$6.99
If you have ever wondered why your mutant broccoli monster costume isn't getting the scares you were hoping for, or why your fancy tailored green tuxedo just doesn't look as dashing as you were expecting, take a look at your accessories. You can put all of the detail you want into the body, mask, and limbs of a scary monster costume, but if you still have human hands and feet, it's just not gonna fly! Or, if you show up to a dinner party in a well tailored, custom designed tuxedo and overcoat, but you don't have the gloves to match, it's going to look like you forgot something. So, have you caught onto what we're getting at yet? You need a pair of these Green Gloves! These stretchy, green, adult-sized gloves are the perfect accessory for your green-themed costumes and everyday wardrobe. You'll thank us when you are out in your leprechaun costume, and you need to slap someone with a glove to challenge them to a duel!
Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head Costume Kit
1275786255$34.99
Do you like potato chips? Perhaps you have a soft spot for the salty snacks. There’s nothing wrong with liking a salty treat every now and then. Heck, we all like to indulge sometimes. But, what if you are a potato? Does that make it wrong to snack on salty potato chips?The jury’s still out on that one. We tend to think that snacks are a matter of personal taste and that it shouldn’t matter if you are a potato or not - snacks are free game. So, dress us up as a potato, give us a big bag of potato chips, and don’t run off and tell the kids!Create a quick and inexpensive couples costume with this Mr. and Mrs. Potato head kit! The set includes a Mr. Potato Head hat, Mrs. Potato Head hat, and two eye stickers, two nose stickers, a teeth sticker, lips sticker, and a mustache sticker. The self-adhesive felt stickers have a peel-off backing for easy use. Mr. Potato head has a green polyfoam baseball cap while Mrs. Potato Head has a yellow polyfoam visor with white fabric flowers. Use them to decorate a plain T-shirt to create your own funny Halloween costume. Whether you want to get a laugh this Halloween or need to dress up for a theme party, this easy costume is the perfect choice for getting ready in a hurry.
Adult Crimped 'n Kooky Blue Wig
1265313850$19.99
Blue Rhapsody Why is "feeling blue" a bad thing? Blue is amazing! It's one of the most commonly claimed favorite colors in the world, and if you are able to look at anything that's flavored with blue raspberry and not be immediately hungry, you are stronger than we are. Product DetailsHave the most sensational hair around when you wear this Crimped 'n Kooky Blue Wig for Adults! A mesh wig cap with a comfortably secure elastic edge is adorned with approximately shoulder-length bright blue synthetic hair. The hair is permanently crimped for lots of body and comes pre-style with a side part. It can be gently styled with non-heated tools. Always Blue-tiful Looking for a showstopping accessory for this year's clown, acrobat, doll, or magical creature outfit? Try this wig on for size! Or, simply pull it out of your closet on a normal day when you feel like turning heads.
Women's Wicked Ringleader Costume
1213230594$49.99
Fearless Leader At work, you are the kind, compassionate, communicative boss for your staff. You take care to think through how your decisions will affect your employees, how to create a better work-life balance, how to increase benefits and distribute the workload more efficiently, and how to have epic office parties. Your team thinks you're the best boss ever — and you pretty much are. But it's fun to play pretend on Halloween. After all, why should kids get all the fun? That's why you're totally rocking this Women's Wicked Ringleader Costume, and imagining how different life would be if you ruled the roost in a different way. After all, it's pretty hard to do the right thing all the time, and it's a little thrilling to do the wicked thing...every once in a while. Have fun in your imaginary world tonight!Design & DetailsThis stunning look is worthy of the position of honor in the ring, seeing as it was crafted to perfection by our in-house costume team. Every attention has been paid to its details and design, from the golden braided trim to the matching cord fasteners. The costume is actually a one-piece dress styled to look like a tailcoat jacket and tank dress, with velvet construction and a top hat that helps you look larger than life and in charge of the circus. Back to RealitySteal the spotlight tonight and prepare to dazzle and delight. But just remember to hang up the whip (not included) and top hat before returning to work on Monday! It may send the wrong message to your staff.
Kid's Red Crayon Costume Dress
1273511041$34.99
Story of a ColorRed is a perfectly apple hanging from the tip of a tree branch, or being offered by a witch with a wicked smile. Red is a stream of molten lava oozing slowly down the side of a rumbling volcano. Red is a ruby being worn by a princess, the banner of a charging knight, the fire blasting from a dragon's roaring mouth. It's also the slightly questionable-looking chili being served in the lunch line at your school. Red is everywhere! Product DetailsMake "seeing red" a great thing when you wear your exclusive, officially licensed Girl's Red Crayon Costume Dress! The knee-length, sleeveless dress is made light red stretch knit fabric with a wide band of deep red at the bottom of the skirt. The bodice is printed with Crayola's signature black squiggly wrapper design as well as a vertical Crayola logo. A matching crayon wrapper band is printed around the hips. The fabric-covered headband topped with an attached, foam-backed hat shaped like a crayon tip is the perfect final touch. Bright and Beautiful If red is your favorite hue, color your world with this cool costume! Maybe it will inspire you to create your best masterpieces out of only red, the way Picasso did with blue, or to draw mostly red objects for your next gallery exhibition. Someday, when you're a world-famous artist whose main medium is crayons, you can look back on the day that you dressed as a Crayola color as the day that your artistic journey began. Bravo!
Ringmaster Kids Costume
1213245268$39.99
The Smallest CircusLadies and gentlemen! Children of all ages! We direct you to the center stage for a show set to astonish!Sure, you've probably heard that plenty of times. They're all the same kind of show, aren't they? There's gonna be a couple of weird acts and maybe an animal or two, but, "What is really that astonishing about this particular show?" you're probably wondering. Totally fair question... but everything will be answered when you see who the Ringmaster is! That's right! This is the Smallest Circus. Run by your child, all the ideas flowing from their little noggin, and the whole of it accentuated by an authentic look that will have you leaning forward from your seat. The best part is that this Ringmaster doesn't give up even after the show is over! A look like this could really be useful outside of circus life. Imagine gearing up like this for a high-class affair or getting used to dealing with any kind of future high-pressure job (even those that don't involve angry jungle felines). It's time to start up the show with your kiddo in the limelight.Design & DetailsOur own little circus is happy to help thanks to the genius work of our in-house costume designers. They've chased their own dreams by creating this Ringmaster costume for kids. The fancy bright red jacket features gold braids and buttons. It is certain to look great with the included gold colored vest, dapper red bow tie, and classy top hat. They might want to practice a few tricks as they juggle or spin it in their hands. Be sure to get them a toy whip accessory to complete this dashing look, and they'll be ready to put on a terrific show!Small but SpectacularWhen your child is wearing this snazzy costume, they can have fun pretending to lead their very own three-ring circus or bring their favorite films to life! Just imagine how cute it'll be watching them tame their stuffed lions!
Kids Big Top Fun Clown Costume
1265314399$34.99
Some little girls want to dress as princesses all day. They want the tiaras, and the fancy dresses, and the clackety heals. Some want to be cops just like their dads. They chase the dog around, trying to arrest the “bad guy”. And some little girls just want to be as color full as they can.Your little girl is the kind that loves everything colorful. The kind that tries to wear every color of the rainbow every day. Blue leggings with a yellow and blue polka dot skirt. She even threw a purple feather boa. She truly did look like a walking, talking rainbow. But all that didn’t prepare you for her excitement when you took her to the circus for the first time, and she saw the colorful, goofy clowns.She demanded that day, and every day after that, to be dressed like the energetic clowns that came pouring out to the main stage. This Child Big Top Fun Clown Costume is just the thing she would choose to wear herself. It has all of the colors she demands in her daily outfits. She will get to dance around, twirling her vibrant skirt. She really will be as colorful as a rainbow. And this way, you won’t have to wash all of her clothes every few days because she decided to put the all on at the same time. No, this is a skirt, shirt, and hat combo, making it easy for her to have the color but not for you to have the laundry!
Inflatable Centaur Adult Costume
1316564800$69.99
You’re a beefy hunk. When you do fantasy cosplay, or some intense LARPing, you’re not the type of guy who’s going to settle for being some ordinary human, or one of those frail elves. You’re not going to get stuck playing some kind of goofy ogre either. No, you’re going to cosplay as the beefiest, hunkiest fantasy creature of them all, the centaur. That’s right, half-horse, half-man, and one-hundred percent beefcake. Of course, you’re going to need to do something about that lower half of yours, since it needs to be a little more “horse” and a lot less Homo sapiens. We have you covered though. This Inflatable centaur costume for a adults helps you look like a buff fantasy creature, ready to be the man… er horse-man of any LARPer’s dreams.Oh yes, this Centaur costume is a true masterpiece. It comes with an inflatable fan that does all the work, so all you have to do is stick those wiggly do-dad legs of yours into the costume and you’ll be looking like a full blown (pun completely intended) centaur! It has some great details like hooves on the feet and a nice big horse tail in the back.Now, everyone knows that centaurs are manly warrior types. That means that you’d better make sure to come packed to the teeth with toy swords, axes, bows and spears, since every goblin, orc and merman in a five mile radius is going to be completely jealous of your rad new bod and you’ll have to fight off each and every one.
Clown Shoes Jumbo
1324632646$29.99
Big Shoes to FillIf you plan on being a clown, then you're going to have some big shoes to fill... quite literally! You've noticed it, right? Clowns are always wearing big, floppy shoes—like all of the time. We've always sort of wondered why? Perhaps clowns naturally have extra-large feet! Maybe there's some sort of foot elongation technology that all clowns partake in before they become a professional clown... or maybe they just wear a pair of big, floppy shoes because it looks funny!Well, these Jumbo Clown Shoes will give you the big shoes of a clown, without the use of any sort of foot elongation device. They're a simple pair of shoes that look great with any clown costume.Product DetailsThese Jumbo Clown Shoes a pair of light-weight shoes that feature a one-size-fits-most style. They come in a bright yellow, green, and red color scheme, that goes naturally with most clown styles. The shoes fit with laces in front, so all you have to do is tighten them up and you'll be ready to scuttle off to the circus!Getting Your FootingDon't go scouring the Earth to find some sort of foot lengthening device. Just use these simple and hilarious shoes for that, you silly goose!
Girl's Mime Costume
1213244495$29.99
THE ULTIMATE TRICKWhen your kiddo gets to a certain age, suddenly, all those early years of trying to help her learn how to talk begins to feel like a horrible mistake. Now, suddenly, she knows so many words. In fact, she seems to be inventing new ones. She chatters in a foreign language about things that you feel you should be understanding at least in context, but how can any parent stay woke when the kids are obvs geekin with the fam with NC during a Code 9 to KPC. You 123?... We're not even sure what we just said, there. The point is that sometimes with all the confusing chatter in newfangled slang, it sometimes brings you back to the days when she didn't say much at all! If only we could head back there for a moment's peace that might give us a chance to at least Google what the heck anything means. Well, there are definitely options! And, while we're at it, we can even throw in a dose of amazing French culture! DESIGN & DETAILSOur amazing design team took a whole month's vow of silence to work on this glorious and exclusive Mime Costume. This 3/4-length sleeved shirt has the iconic black and white stripes of the street performer look which matches perfectly with the black elastic-waist shorts. The iconic beret hat helps to cinch the look while the red suspenders and scarf give just enough of a flair of color that your little mime is bound to get some attention. Remember the white face paint to help the kiddo stay expressive! KNOW EVERYTHING THEY SAYThere are really only two ways to be sure that you can translate your kiddo. Either walk around with a Tween-2-Classic translator app on your phone or have her speak in pantomime instead! At least with the latter, you'll also have a great costume available for all your parties!
Galileo Galilei Costume for Men
1213241442$39.99
The Abridged BioGalileo had guts. He also had an brother who borrowed tons of money from him to pursue his dream of being a professional lute player (brothers, right?)... but that's a whole other story! Armed with nothing but mathematics, a telescope (which he invented), and a plucky attitude, he decided to make the argument that the Earth revolved around the sun. Seems kind of obvious now, but back then, the powers that be didn't like that sort of talk. In fact, Galileo even started a little feud with the Pope! The Pope of the time wasn't a fan of Galileo's scientific theories, so he made Galileo renounce his scientific findings and he eventually put Galileo on house arrest. He put everything on the line to show the world his findings, and became the "father of modern physics!"It just goes to show that sometimes, you have to question the status quo! That's exactly what this Made by Us Galileo Galilei Costume does!Design & DetailsOur costume designers are big fans of Galileo. His defiant attitude and dedication to finding facts are awesome and they wanted to create an outfit that captures the spirit and attitude of Galileo. They looked at classic paintings of him and this is what they came up with! The costume stars with a black jacket that has buttons down the front. The white collar and matching sleeves add a pop of white contrast the to dark coat. The costume also comes with a pair of pants and a wig that's made out of synthetic materials. It has an attached beard and mustache to help give you his iconic look from various historical portraits. Put it all together and you might be ready to challenge the current status quo on astronomy!Reach for the StarsYou can study the stars... or you could start a brand new feud with the Pope. We recommend doing the first one and avoiding the second one!
100lbs Strongman Barbell Prop
1213250976$12.99
One Two One TwoYour muscles are majestic. They’re like the eighth wonder of the world! You could flex your muscles at a carnival and it would be a million dollar act! Only the truly worthy should get to see them working at 100% power! That’s why you should let them rest when you’re showing off the guns to the peasants. That’s why you need this 100 lbs Strongman Barbell.Design & DetailsNow, with this handy accessory, you can show off your might without having to expend your precious stamina. The barbell weight is made out of plastic, so your beastly biceps should be able to lift them with ease. The real trick to this barbell is the “50 lbs” printed on the sides. It makes it look like you’re lifting a hefty weight like it’s nothing. And the best part is, you can save your strength for when you really need to show off an amazing feat of strength.Sideshow StarIf you want to be the strongest man ever, you'll have to hit the gym every single day. That's how the old sideshow acts worked back in the day. Those strong men made a living out of it! But the real key to success is looking like a strong guy and that's exactly what this fake weight does. Do ya even lift, bro? Now ya do.
Boys Old Man Costume Kit
1265312125$24.99
RESPECT YOUR ELDERSKids are told time and time again that wisdom needs to be listened to and that they should prize the folks who have walked the world longer than they. Give the elders respect and adhere to the insight that they have to give. Do what they say! That's a lot of almost oppressive obligation for a kid to listen to and many are going to resist the effort. They might even try to come up with ways to turn the tables. Of course, a particularly clever tyke might just turn that entire thing up on its end and transform into your old folks in order to get away with all sorts of trouble. It isn't that we want to encourage such behavior or would delight in hearing the story of what happened, but... that's definitely true! And we're pretty sure that your kiddo (and even you) will love the whole experience.PRODUCT DETAILSLet your tyke see just what it is like to be walking around on aching bones when you help them transform into a cranky old man with this Old Man Boy's Costume Kit. This set of wavy gray wig, old-fashioned bow tie, and clip suspenders will give your kiddo the beginnings of a quantum leap! Before long, they'll be looking for their walking cane, demanding their rocking chair, and offering you some Werther's Originals while telling you tales from the old days back on the recess fields of elementary school! ALL WITHOUT A CURSED BODY-SWAPYou'll be able to enjoy watching your kid hobble around and demand that all the "young kids" get off their lawn when they transform into a crotchety old man with this disguise kit. How often can you give your kiddo the opportunity to see life from another person's perspective without it involving a weird cursed object or misspoken wish that turns into a Freaky Friday kind of situation!? Take this opportunity while it is available!
Women's Funny Feet Costume Shoes
1305591908$14.99
Follow the FootprintsDid you hear the news? It's almost too incredible to believe, but apparently scientists have uncovered fresh tracks that appear to indicate that a modern-day cavewoman is in the area! Either that, or it may be a clown or an ogre, or some unknown creature. The scientists are still arguing. Regardless of which it is, everyone is dying to get a look! Product DetailsHide your tracks with this set of exclusive Funny Feet Costume Shoes for Women! Quirky and fun, the slide slippers are made of molded vinyl and resemble a pair of extra-large feet with bright red toenails. The outer soles feature a textured, anti-slip surface. Toe the Line No matter what costume you choose, these feet would be a hilarious addition to your ensemble! Best of all, you don't even need to worry about refreshing your pedicure, because these accessories have you (literally) covered. You can focus on other important matters, like discovering fire and inventing the wheel.
Adult Baby Boomer Costume
1316564738$44.99
Ya Big BabyWhen was your earliest memory? They say the first memory happens somewhere between two and three years old. You could be in your crib, or in the backseat of your parent's car as they pull up to the drive-thru, or maybe you remember the terrifying darkness of forced nap time of the daycare center (why, mom, why!?). No matter who you are, if you're reading this you were once a tiny little baby, making their way through the world of adolescence. Learning how to crawl, how to talk, how to walk, and how to get into a good college. They say we can never go back to our youth, but we say "where there's a will there's a way..." and we've found the way.Product DetailsThis Adult Baby Boomer Costume is a funny costume idea for men who just never seem to grow up. Pick up a jumbo bottle and fill it with an adult beverage so you can really get the party started!
Plus Size Crash Test Dummy Costume for Adults
1324884507$49.99
Do your pals know you as the risk taker of the group? Are you generally thought of to be unflappable? Do you think that skydiving, base jumping, swimming with sharks, and bungee jumping all sound like a perfectly lovely way to spend a Tuesday? Do you dream of being stunt double?While some may tell you to slow down and tread on life with caution, we say dive in head first! And just to show you’re not afraid of any crash-and-burn scenarios life may throw your way, wear this plus sized crash test dummy costume to your next big costume party! That ought to show those naysayers because as a daredevil, nothing gets you pumped for your next big adventurous feat than someone telling you not to do it. Being told “you can’t do that” is how you got motivated to swim between California and Hawaii and how you finally summited Everest, after all. Honestly, a little car crash testing seems easier than all that.Easiest yet is to put on this blue jumpsuit, mask, and white gloves and become “Larry” for the night. You’ll be unrecognizable by face but our guess is that you will find some party feat by which to distinguish yourself. Just remember, Larry, real cars are not meant to be tested by you. Those are simulations. But on the upside, you probably won’t be mad if folks bump into you all night long.
Crazy Color Clown Costume for Girls
1267190566$34.99
Clowning AroundHas she been clowning about? Maybe it's time we liven up her wardrobe, and let her become the colorful clown she's always wanted to be with this Crazy Color Clown costume! She can entertain all the runners at a color run, make friends with young children at a birthday party, or even make her first foray into the circus ring under the big top when she has this unique costume to go in.Product DetailsThis detailed costume is sure to have any girl ready for action at the circus or rodeo. The vibrant dress features a paint splatter design on white, and with oversized buttons and attached rainbow suspenders, she's going to be feeling gaga. The effect of this costume ensemble is amplified when the luxurious mesh overlay skirt flows over the matching leggings. She can complete the clown look by attaching the included hat to a fun multi-colored wig (sold separately) and just complete the look with a hilarious makeup application. With this style, she's guaranteed to be the funniest person on this side of the rainbow. In fact, this look is so vibrant, she might feel like she rode the rainbow into town!
Cheech Costume
1230266676$29.99
We don’t want to advocate any one kind of “relaxing” activity over another. In fact, we think the best kinds of activities are the legal ones, as determined by your local, state, or federal government. But, if you are a fan of one specific form of relaxation over another, and you love a certain set of movies that originated from the comedy classic Up In Smoke, then we may just have the costume for you.That’s right, it’s Cheech Marin! Exactly one half of the great comedy duo, Cheech and Chong. In this Cheech Costume, you’ll be perfectly (and legally) mellowed out, ready to take on a sometimes difficult world with the cool grooviness of a laid back dude. You may even want to grab your best friend, slap a Chong outfit on him, and hit the road -- soberly, of course -- bringing laughter and positive vibes to every place you go. Either way, you shouldn’t have a hard time chilling in this loose fit yellow half-tank, red cap, and included suspenders. The two piece mustache and wig really completes the look, as no respectable person could claim to resemble Cheech without the facial hair.Regardless of how you like to pass the time with your best friend, we think this costume is the a mellow way to reflect your chill vibes, man. Just don’t forget to make everyone laugh. Laughter is legal everywhere.
Red Crayola Crayon Kid's Costume
1288022432$39.99
Red All OverIt's common knowledge that when a child picks a favorite color, everything must be that color, especially in their art. When red is number one, the results are nothing short of spectacular!Where other colors would typically be, red shines in familiar and unexpected ways. Clear blue skies are colored like vibrant sunsets. Lush green trees are replaced with stunning fall foliage. And city streets are packed with flashy red sports cars, taxis, and emergency vehicles. It's red all over, and we love to see it! If your kiddo is part of that intriguing red fan club, this licensed Kid's Red Crayola Crayon Costume is a must-have!Design & DetailsTransform your red-obsessed child into their favorite crayon color with the easy-to-wear Made By Us costume. Lightweight, foam-backed materials give the full-coverage tunic its familiar crayon shape, while two shades of red and black printed graphics ensure the costume looks just like the beloved art supply. An opening for the face is featured in the crayon's tip, and openings at the shoulder leave arms unrestricted.See RedHelp your kiddo show their love for the color red with our exclusive Kid's Red Crayola Crayon Costume! The pullover tunic costume is designed to look just like a classic red Crayola crayon and promises to have everyone excited to be seeing red!
Plus Size Ravishing Ringmaster Women's Costume
1213245816$69.99
A recruitment offerDid you catch that all-important email? Scroll down your inbox just a touch, and look for a very special note. Because when you click open, you will see that you've got a fantastic opportunity from one of the world's most premiere circuses. That's right, they want you to be their next Ringmaster. Are you up for it?You might be rather surprised they'd give you a shot, since you're seemingly short on the qualifications, but we're sure you've got that special something that they're really looking for. Style, panache, and the ability to crack a whip, too! Even if you're still working on that whip handling, don't sweat it. Just fake it till you make it!Of course, you're going to want to prepare before you hop out on a flight to meet your traveling crew, so we suggest suiting up with a style that will have you ready for the glamorous life under the big top. And we would most certainly suggest this Ravishing Ringmaster costume. It's elite, it's stylish, and it's ready to help you run the show!Design & DetailsThis Ravishing Ringmaster costume in plus sizes is made and designed right here at HalloweenCostumes.com. And that means it's a Made by Us exclusive! We put extra attention into our costume designs, and this style most certainly delivers. It comes with the hat, bowtie, vest, jacket, and pants. All with exquisite detail! All you'll need to complete the style is costume boots and maybe, just maybe, that whip. We have both available as costume accessories if you don't have them at home!the big showWe're all about getting as close to the real deal as possible. And while you (probably) won't be suiting up for a circus assignment any time soon, it's a fun and unique costume style for your next party. So, go in this Ravishing Ringmaster costume, and get ready for the big show!
Adult Inflatable Sumo Wrestler Costume
1235916083$34.99
Super LargeAre you ready to step into the ring as one of the world's largest athletes? You might have never thought it was possible to become a sumo wrestler, but we can make it happen. Hey, we're Team HalloweenCostumes, after all, and we've got more than just a few tricks up our sleeves. And our favorite costume trick? Inflatables!That's right, we've got quite a few costumes that use fan-powered action for dramatic effect, and this Adult Sumo Costume has got the stuff to turn you into a renowned wrestler. All you gotta do is grab this costume, power it up, and you're gonna be ready for some fun!Design & detailsThis detailed costume recreates the appearance of a super-sized wrestler. It comes as a vinyl jumpsuit complete with an integrated fan. The suit secures in the back with a zipper and hook and loop tab at the top, and it fits with elastic around the head, arms, and leg. Just insert 4 AA batteries into the power pack, and you'll be able to inflate the costume for full effect.Everything inflatableHey, there's a wide world of inflatable costumes out there, because Halloween is most certainly a time to become large and in charge. From dinosaurs to aliens to wacky Pick Me Up designs, we've got them all right here at HalloweenCostumes.com!
Adult Inflatable Tomato Costume
1237089825$49.99
Almost Too PopularIt's true. You're the rock star of the vegetable world. Kumquats, eggplant, and other garden dwellers often look with envy upon your glistening ruby sphere. They wish they were as beloved as you - that someone had come up with something to make out of them that is as amazing as ketchup. What they don't realize, though, is that popularity has its price. Sometimes you want to live a normal life: One where people aren't always trying to take your photograph, or slice you for a double cheeseburger. When you want to go out to dinner, your options are mostly limited to sushi restaurants, since Italian, Mexican, and other food ethnicities see you walk in the door and ask if you want to head back to the kitchen to *cough* help out a little bit. We all know what THAT means. Product Details Everyone's favorite vegetable is back and larger than life! This exclusively designed Adult Inflatable Tomato Costume is a true original that will have everyone at your next Halloween party exclaiming over your unique costume (and maybe trying to convince you to help them make the salsa for the chips and dip appetizer. Say no.) The inflatable bodysuit covers you from neck to upper thighs, with openings for your head, arms and legs. Green leaf detail at the neck opening proves your delicious, juicy, vine-ripened status. An attached fan keeps you pleasantly plump all night long. Pair it with a neutral shirt and pair of pants, and prepare for compliments! Pass the VeggiesYou could scour the grocery store forever and never find a tomato as mouthwatering as this one! Even people who struggle to like vegetables will have no trouble welcoming this delectable costume.
Men's Plus Size Dark Strongman Costume
1310424598$34.99
Mightiest of Them AllThe audience is abuzz with excitement while waiting for the main sideshow attraction! They enjoyed the Bearded Lady and the acrobat pair, but what they're really hoping to see is the mysterious strong man whose unbelieveable strength has made him so famous. It's a relief that he's using his powers for good by entertaining people on the circus circuit. If he decided to use his super strength to take over the world, he'd be pretty close to unstoppable. Product DetailsImpress your family and friends with your secret talent when you wear this exclusive Plus Size Dark Strongman Costume for Men! The one-shoulder singlet is made of a breathable, stretchy poly-spandex knit fabric. It's printed all over with a dark leopard pattern against a tan background. A wide belt made of distressed faux leather fastens at the back of the waist and is decorated with metal studs. Matching studded faux leather wrist cuffs slide on over your hands. All you need now is a dumbbell to make your audience cheer! Now Hiring Are you great at lifting weights, or maybe just great at looking like you lift weights? You should definitely run away to join the circus. They're always looking for someone with natural charisma who can wow the crowds with their mastery of the bench press. It's up to you whether you want to use real weights or fake ones, but take it from us: The fake ones are easier to carry around at a party.
Toddler Retro Robot Costume
1265313303$34.99
Beboop Bzzzt Clickety BeboopYeah, sometimes your kid comes up with some weird languages. But recently he has been trying to speak like a robot. You can kind of understand what he is trying to say based on what he is pointing at, and what time of day it is. (Yes, buddy, we get it, it's lunch time, we won't forget the grapes.) But, he is so adorable when he is talking like a robot. Heck, you even have a phone full of videos of him doing it.You love his imitation of the robots he sees in movies. The people like ones he saw in Robots, and the lovable EVE, and WALL-E. He even imitates Bender from Futurama, and he only saw him for a minute before you realized your little munchkin had snuck out of bed.Now you can get him a this Retro Robot Costume, so he can look like a robot as he beboop-clickety's you. Play time has never been so adorable. All you will have to do is teach him how to move like a robot. Hopefully he will be more like the compassionate WALL-E than the beer drinking, fire-burping Bender. (Seriously, he only saw him for a minute, and yet he still tries to burp fire.) And the longer your kid speaks his robot language, the easier it should be to understand him. Well, easier to understand everything in addition to lunch time, and the grapes. (Buddy, we won't forget the grapes this time. Promise)
Kid's Inflatable Riding-A-Pteranodon Costume
1265318352$49.99
Can We Keep It? Hey everybody! Look what we found at the animal shelter! We know, we know, we said that we were going to find a nice, small kitten, but wait till you see how friendly this guy is! He's mostly house-trained (except for gnawing on sofas like they're chew toys), doesn't make any messes (unless you count all the accidents he causes when people catch sight of it in public) and is much more fun than taking the bus! So can we keep it? We'll change its newspapers and everything! Product DetailsThe sky's the limit in this Inflatable Riding-A-Pteranodon Costume for Kids! The inflatable outfit is made of sturdy fabric and has an attached fan mounted on the back. It's shaped like the famous beaked dino, complete with outspread wings and a red horn. Step into it like you're putting on a pair of pants and fasten the drawstring around your waist. A pair of fake legs is sewn to the costume to look like you're riding on top. A pair of reins is attached to the neck. The Best Pet on the Block Dogs, cats, hamsters, and even the occasional snake are lots of fun, but who do you know that has a flying dinosaur for a pet? Imagine what you can do with your new steed. One of the best things of all is making people do double-takes when they watch you walk by. Not even other trick or treaters will be able to believe their eyes!
Adult Ride On Monkey Costume
1279175468$79.99
Riding a gorilla to a party is something most of us think we'll never do in our lives, but we'd be wrong! It's something anyone can do... including you! All you need is this Adult Ride on Monkey Costume! It's one of these fantastic double-take costumes that everyone will try to figure out. We recommend staying in character through the whole thing. This Monkey? Owes you a life debt. Name is Chippers. He's going to carry you around for the rest of your life, and all you have to do is give him a banana a couple times of day. It's win-win!
Boy's Deluxe Lego Darth Vader Costume - Lego Star Wars
1235918323$74.99
More machine than manWhen Anakin Skywalker fell to the dark side and began his quest to take over the galaxy, he knew he would need to make himself more powerful than a regular human being. He began rebuilding himself with mechanical upgrades, one part at a time. First it was one hand, then his other arm and both legs. But while his new robotic appendages were impressive and much stronger than normal arms and legs, he knew that he could do better than mere steel. So he began to scour the universe, looking for stronger, more indestructible materials to use. Eventually he found them: Legos.Legos are maybe the hardest things in the universe. Lego guys can lose their arms and just as easily reattach them, which comes in real hand-y if they lose a limb during a lightsaber fight. And there's nothing as painful as stepping on a Lego in the dark, which makes them perfect tools for evil Sith Lords hoping to sow pain and disorder throughout the galaxy. Yes, Legos would do very well for Lord Vader's new body, indeed!Product DetailsRule the galaxy in this LEGO Star Wars Boy's Deluxe Lego Darth Vader costume. The cosmic costume comes with a Darth Vader half-mask, mini-figure tunic with screen print, detachable cape, pants and a pair of black hands. The tunic features print that looks just like Darth Vader's infamous outfit, including his belt and buttons. The pants have an elastic waistband for comfy fit, while the tunic has a hook-and-loop closure to make it easy to put on.Join the Dark Side!Next time Darth Vader gets into a lightsaber battle with an upstart Jedi, he's going to be ready. Imagine the foolish Jedi's surprise when Vader loses an arm and the battle seems over, only for Vader to carelessly pop his arm right back in! Victory is guaranteed to be his!
Inflatable Stegosaurus Costume Adult
1306768216$89.99
In Spiny SplendorThe time has come. Perhaps it is an epic, red-carpet gala. Maybe it is the Halloween party of the decade. It might even be your chance to create a viral video on TikTok that is sure to have everyone watching on repeat. Do you want to make a statement sure to last for ages? Well, that means you'll want to channel the ultimate in sophisticated silhouettes and striking styles! But where will you turn?There's obviously only one answer. You'll be in need of an inflatable dinosaur costume! We know that it seems like a luxurious red dress or dapper black suit and tie are the likely looks for any perfect pic, but if you're looking to leave a legacy, what is better than the creatures that we're still talking about even after millions of years!? So, the only question remaining is which dinosaur to pick!Design & DetailsWe know that you'll be roaring when you pick one of the best dinosaur costumes out there: this Inflatable Stegosaurus costume for adults! This Made By Us design is an easy outfit to jump into and was designed by a team that loves dinosaurs more than most. The bodysuit is printed with a detailed pattern of stripes and scales to give you a unique reptilian look and it zips up the back for easy wear.The magic happens when you power up and activate the fan at your waist. Thanks to elastic at your cuffs and a fully enclosed hood, your Stegosaurus will spring to life in no time and you'll be seeing the world from a prehistoric perspective through the vinyl vision port! Shake your plates on your own or bring in some other dinosaur friends for a group look that will have everyone on Earth amazed!
Clown Costume for Kids
1316564748$29.99
While some kids may fear clowns, others love them! And even if they fear clowns themselves, the best way to beat that fear is to join the crowd, right?This Children's Clown Costume is a cute and funny costume idea for kids to wear while out trick-or-treating this year. Your child will want to practice juggling or do a funny dance to entertain the crowd when they put on this funny kid’s clown costume. Not everyone was born to entertain under the Big Top, but we think your child is just what the circus has been looking for (and we’re sure you tell them that all the time!).This child clown will turn your child’s frown upside down (literally!) with all of the pizazz a clown costume should have. The yellow vest has an attached white undershirt to provide a good base layer. The red and blue jacket has green and yellow sleeves and is the perfect over layer to the base shirt. A colorful bowtie is attached to the vest as well as red buttons for a detailed look. Two faux pockets are sewn at the hips with big orange buttons. Matching pants are included that have an elastic waist for a comfortable fit and they have red and blue cuffs for even more clown-like detail. A yellow daisy foam hat is also included to top off this funny look. Pick up a wig, a clown nose, and some funny big red shoes to get them really looking the part! Don’t forget about the clown makeup!
Adult Glow in the Dark Bright Red Curly Clown Wig
1238127195$19.99
Clowning Around You need a specific look to transform yourself into a real clown! You can't just start juggling random objects and riding unicycles without the necessary outfit. You'll have to have some fun and colorful face paint as well as a big, ruffly collar, some goofy shoes and maybe even a squirting flower. And don't forget the curly, crazy hair! Product DetailsComplete your clown outfit with a Bright Red Glow in the Dark Curly Clown Wig! A comfortable mesh wig cap fits over your head and stays in place thanks to an elastic edge. It's covered in bright red synthetic hair that has been permanently styled into springy curls. It'll give you an edge over all other clowns thanks to its ability to glow in the dark! Join the CircusBarnum and Bailey's called - they say you're the most authentic performer they've ever seen! Make your friends laugh and practice your tricks in style with a clown-worthy hairdo.
Women's Green Crayola Crayon Costume
1272485007$39.99
Cray-ving Some Arts and CraftsThese days, there isn’t much of the day that is apportioned to arts and crafts. When we were in elementary school, the teachers always made sure we had sufficient time to practice artistic endeavors. Nowadays, it is just lot of the same thing every day.That is why this is such an important costume. Of all the ways you can protest the lack of arts and crafts time at jobs today, this is no doubt one of the most effective and creative. That’s a pretty good start!Product DetailsMaking sure you are dressed right for any occasion is very important, which is why we recommend setting yourself up right with this Women's Green Crayola Crayon Costume. This “Made By Us” costume was put together by our hard working and careful artisans, so you will feel good about wearing this for years to come. The included dress and hat make you look just like the waxy writing utensil that we all used for years and then never again. The nostalgia factor is high with this costume! The flattering and fun green color is definitely the best choice for a crayon costume, since there are so many possibilities for accessories. This costume is fun, cute, and creative, and we are sure you will love it!Green with EnvyIf you are searching for the perfect way to look classic and original, then you are in the right place. You will feel like a winner in this cool and comfortable costume. Just make sure you think of three or four really good green puns before you go out!
Infant Classic Clown Costume
1317720407$29.99
On With the Show! Before they were scary monsters living inside storm drains, clowns were everyone's favorite performers, and now they're starting to be seen that way again. These circus stars are pros at making audiences smile, whether they're riding unicycles, juggling colorful balls, honking plastic noses, or just gurgling and smiling from a play mat. It's clear that your child is already a born entertainer, just like a clown, so give her the chance to shine even brighter with a sweet outfit! Product DetailsYour silly little wiggler will be the main attraction in this Classic Clown Infant Costume! The whimsical dress has puffed sleeves, a ruffled collar, green rickrack trim, and a bright yellow pom-pom sewn to the center of the babydoll-style bodice. The skirt and sleeves have colorful printed polka dots, and the skirt's ruffled hemline is trimmed in red ribbon. Blue and red pantaloons cover your baby's legs. The blue and red hat has a pointed crown, yellow pom-poms, and two attached braids made of red yarn. Circus Cutie Any crowd would gladly buy tickets to watch this little sweetheart! Anything she does is fascinating, from figuring out how her hands work (so many fingers, so many possibilities for grabbing!) to getting ready to crawl. Even seeing someone get shot out of a cannon can't be more entertaining than watching babies discover the world around them. If you really want to play up the circus theme, check out our ringmaster costumes so that you can draw everyone's attention to the cutest sideshow attraction in the world, or dress as a clown to match!
Venus Flytrap Jawesome Costume Hat
1295850230$19.99
Evolving AudreyA few of our office staff take horticulture to the next level. Mere succulents at the desk aren't enough. Not one of them is satisfied with your average philodendron. Even a fully flowering cactus still leaves them a bit thorny. But, you know what they say about pet owners that end up looking a bit like their furry friends? Let's just say we couldn't have predicted what would have happened next. It started in Accounting. Audrey was looking just a bit green. (And then viny.) The good news is that there are zero office flies and the rest of the office plants are in full bloom! Product DetailsIf you've got a bit of a green thumb and want to help spread your love for plants to the rest of your friends, you can't go wrong with this Venus Flytrap Jawesome Hat! Pop your head through the bottom hole and into the elastic cap on the top of this unique costume hat. The whole thing is designed to look like a real-to-live man-eating plant! Thanks to the felt teeth and curly vines, you'll be all smiles.Greens for DinnerWhen you give a planter twist to your style thanks to this Jawesome Hat, you'll be one with vegetation everywhere. The only question is whether snacking on broccoli is a moral quandary. We doubt anybody will argue with what kind of diet you have when they get a look at your toothy grin, though!
Black & White Court Jester Plush Hat
1290133827$14.99
All Kinds of HumorJesters are an interesting character type. They can be all about slapstick and physical humor. Others are more about riddles and even have wise tidbits to share with their audience. But there is also the horror genre jester, whose jokes and maniacal humor are a danger to everyone around them. Take Harley Quinn, for instance, or even her companion The Joker. He might not wear a typical jester outfit, but he's got the same vibes. There's a lot of room for creativity in a jester's costume! You'll have a solid foundation piece in this Court Jester Plush Hat Black & White.Product DetailsThis black and white take on a jester hat is structured in the classic style of a historical "fool's cap." The hat has three offshoots, striped in black and white with some red lining. Each is shaped with foam and tipped with a small bell. Everyone will be able to hear your approach! The hat also features a diamond pattern around the base. On the inside, there is a size adjuster, so you can find the fit that most suits you. Are you going full slapstick? Or will your makeup be gory? It's up to you!
Adult Rock 'n Roll King Parade Mascot Costume
1230106499$99.99
Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. Confetti flying all around the on-lookers, the amazingly talented performers somehow still able to move in the chilly November air. Ferris singing Twist and Shout, getting the whole city (except Cameron) to get up and sing and dance with him. The local 4th of July Parade that the whole town comes out for. Kids dressed in red, white, and blue. Candy thrown to the curbside, quickly grabbed up by little hands.We all love parades. The combination of loud boisterous performers and paper mache floats of all shapes and sizes (not quite the quality of the Macy's parade, but so much better because you helped make them). Kids going crazy on sugar highs. That special kind of hometown pride. And the marching bands! (We love the marching bands the most!) Those kids that get you up and clapping along to the beat of the drum and humming along with hits like Ozzy's Crazy Train and The Beatles Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds. Now just imagine a Rock and Roll King Mascot riding by! Everybody will want to get up and dance with him. Who knows maybe he'll come to life and start singing Twist and Shout! (We'll try not to be too stiff like Cameron!)
Infant Great Grandpa Costume
1265313901$19.99
You Young Whippersnappers There's something a little bit...different about your cute little baby. Have you noticed that he seems to prefer mashed prunes over any other food? You already know that his "dentures" are missing and that he needs a walker to get around. But he also gets fussy if some young hooligan is playing too-loud music around him, and he likes to talk really loudly over anyone else in earshot. Have you considered the fact that your little guy is extra mature for his age? Product DetailsDoes your baby already seem like an old soul? Dress him in this exclusive Great Grandpa Costume for Infants! The hilarious costume includes a jersey knit jumpsuit that has a top that's printed to resemble a green vest and black suspenders over a white shirt. The collar is sewn with a bowtie made of the same plaid print as the jumpsuit's legs. Felt fabric glasses with faux eyebrows and a felt hat with faux sideburns completes the ageing process! When I Was Your Age...Dressing your baby as a great-grandpa is a surefire way to inspire lots of laughs! Thanks to the adorable faux suspenders and the bushy eyebrows, this little man looks ready to deliver a long speech about how he used to have to walk uphill to school both ways (during raging blizzards, too!) Fortunately, Great-Grandpa here is also happy to laugh along with everyone and enjoy all the little moments this Halloween, which is truly a sign of the wisdom that comes with age.
Adult Ride On T-Rex Costume
1319390112$79.99
T Rex WranglersIt's too bad that homo sapiens and the dinosaurs apparently never existed at the same time. Modern-day cowboys were cool, but prehistoric dinosaur cowboys (dinoboys?) would be even more epic. They'd have to ride pterodactyls and swing heavy-duty lassos in order to rope the King of the Dinosaurs himself, and their rodeos would have been unbelievably fun. Unless a contestant gets eaten. That's something that typically doesn't happen around bulls, but that just gives the event more excitement. Who wouldn't want to see a T-Rex perform in a barrel race? Product DetailsRide 'em, dinopoke! This exclusive Adult Ride On T-Rex Inflatable Costume will give your friends a good laugh. Made of sturdy windbreaker fabric that's printed all over with details resembling dinosaur scales, the unisex bodysuit secures around your middle with a drawstring waistband. A small fan is mounted on the right side below the waistline. When activated, the costume inflates to resemble a roaring T-Rex. A pair of faux "legs" is attached to the top and inflates simultaneously. The T-Rex head features attached reins for you to hold, and the costume comes with a bucket-style hat. Ride or Die You've done it! You've successfully jumped on board a giant, predatory lizard that's hundreds of pounds worth of muscle and fang! Nice job: You definitely have bragging rights for days. However, have you put any thought into how you're going to get down? Surprisingly, dismounting without being eaten seems like it'll be trickier than getting on in the first place. The only solution is to stay on your dinosaur forever. At least you'll always have a ride.
Botched Beauty Makeup Kit
1213236764$9.99
the long sleepSo, like so many others, you've woken up on an operating room table and...the world has ended. Yikes, this should be interesting. Folks who found access to the radio waves are coming up with excuses but long story short, there was an outbreak and half the world's population are zombies. The reporters are not saying the biochemical plant upstream had anything to do with it but they aren't saying it had nothing to do with it either. Of course, you've got a chance to live! You've prepared for this!But before you think about how to fill your starved tummy and satiate those parched lips -- before you think about how to defend yourself amidst apocalyptic conditions -- you remember.product detailsYou were getting a facelift! The turn must have happened mid-operation! Because when you look in the mirror, the person staring back looks like a half-finished art project. Your face is barely hanging on, and your nose and lips aren't proportional any longer. What a disaster. This latex and cream Botched Beauty Makeup Kit will get you just that sort of look. Best of all, the application instructions on the packaging, and the fact that it washes off with just warm water and soap, make it a cinch to get in on that fantasy and back out. You wouldn't want to spend too long in that reality, after all.
Toddler Potted Flower Costume
1267446114$34.99
Strange Happenings in the Plant Nursery Have you checked out the flower shed this morning? A very peculiar thing has taken place overnight! It seems that someone has used a little too much fertilizer in a potted plant, and the results are truly astounding. The plant in question is now walking around and talking up a storm. She's asking a million questions and wanting to know if she can have more cereal even though she just ate an hour ago. Product DetailsYour blooming bud will look extra precious in this exclusive Toddler Girl's Potted Flower Costume! The outfit includes a soft green jersey-knit shirt that has leaf-shaped flaps are sewn to the wrists. The shirt's hem is sewn to the brown felt "pot" portion, which keeps its shape thanks to a plastic rod concealed in its upper and lower edges. The face opening of the costume's matching hood is sewn with printed pink felt petals as well as a bright ruffle of yellow mesh. The Real Flower PowerIf you thought that potted plants were happy just to sit on your front porch and enjoy the sunshine, you're in for a surprise! This plant is always on the move. It sings, dances, jumps off furniture, and wants to know where the cookie jar went. And it's definitely excited to trick-or-treat this year! It wants to be the first flower it knows to collect a whole bag full of candy. Bet you didn't know that a flower's favorite food is chocolate!
Adult Pablo Escobar Mask
1328679548$19.99
READY TO BE WEALTHY?Most of us have a dream of being famous all over the world and wealthy enough to know that we can buy just about anything that we'd like. Of course, unless you're going the route of a famous movie star, options are limited. Now, history has given us a few figures that hit that level of bank account and worldwide fame in other ways, though it is pretty sketchy how they got there! We really don't recommend that anyone follow the path of Pablo Escobar. Having words like 'narcoterrorist' associated with you is pretty risky and there are much more refined kinds of 'lords' to be that don't involve quite so much illicit behavior! PRODUCT DETAILSInstead of living out the dangerous life of the Columbian drug lord, you can just wear this Pablo Escobar mask and have the vicarious thrill of looking like the King of Cocaine. This latex mask fits over your head and has realistic paint work to make you look as authentic as we can... without risking police being called! RETINAL SCANS NOT INCLUDEDWe're not sure if there is any kind of mysterious vault filled with secret money that Escobar had upon his departure from the world, but we do know this mask won't get you closer to it. Still, it might make a fun look for an evening!
Broken Glasses
1228413346$7.99
A.P. ClassWelcome to your first A.P. class. What's that? No, you've got it wrong. This is not an advanced placement class, this is a class for accident-prone students. We can see how that would be confusing but what can we say, the teacher of this class is also mistake-prone. For our first class, we're going to focus on risk mitigation when it comes to trips and falls. The most important thing for you to remember is if you're balancing on something or trying something new, make sure you find a safe placement. Rollerblading near water or standing on one leg near a campfire are both dangerous. However, balancing on a short wall in the middle of a grassy lawn might be worth the risk. Looks like that's the bell. Next week we're covering knocking items over so be sure to read the chapter on liquids that stain! Product DetailsThis pair of glasses will make the heart of anyone who's nearsighted skip a beat. The black glasses have lenses printed with a shattered design. A great accessory for nerd costumes and accident victims, you're sure to have a lot of fun slipping on these surprisingly stable broken glasses!
Adult Plus Size Big Top Clown Costume
1305724662$29.99
You've spent years studying the clown arts, how to entertain a group of 8 year olds, how to make a crying baby happy again, how to distract from a crying baby when that doesn't work, every class! No one appreciates how difficult it is to get into clown college. Your parents are dismissive, your significant other... well, what significant other? You've been too busy all these years studying, following your passion, there hasn't been time for romance, or even meeting people outside of your clown class.Now you've graduated and you need the right outfit! You've truly earned this timeless colorful classic. This costume features circus-like red and yellow striped pants with patches and a block color blue and yellow patched shirt with a red collar. The hours and hours of clown night school, the endless homework, even how Clown Bozo would needle you about your imperfect balloon giraffe, it was all leading up to this ensemble. Bozo is gone and your giraffes are flawless. It's time to shine... those giant shoes of yours. You want to look good, don't you?So put them all on notice. That's right, everyone: the birthday parties, the bar/bat mitzvahs, the dog parties, even the book clubs! It's time for you to be celebrated for your skills. It's time to stand up and declare "Yes! Now is the time of the clown!" You think that big red nose is easy to put on day after day? Of course not. It's the hardest job in the world. But you do it because you love it. You do it for the smiles on all those little faces. You do it because darn it someone has to, and you're the only clown for the job. So make those people smile!
Gramps Costume Eyebrows
1304083757$6.99
Expressive EyebrowsIt seems to be generally accepted that your eyes are one of the most expressive parts of your body. There certainly is a lot you can say with them! Rolling your eyes, fluttering your eyelashes, or raising your eyebrows at someone all convey a lot of meaning without having to say any words at all. So you’ll want to make sure that when you’re becoming a character, you try to imitate their eyebrows as part of your accessories or makeup. When you dress as an old man, there’s nothing better than full, thick, gray eyebrows to help round out the look of your character. And if you don’t want to spend hours drawing them in with a gray makeup pencil, we have just the thing for you!Product DetailsThese Gramps Eyebrows are just what you need whenever you want to act like an old man. You could be curmudgeonly or kindly, but either way, you’ll want nice bushy eyebrows to express it! This set is made of polyester (no grandfathers were harmed to make it) and includes the adhesive you’ll need for an easy transformation. Add these to your costume wardrobe so you can age up any time you need to!
Toddler Sweet Treats Clown
1265314849$39.99
Sugar and Spice, and Everything NiceClowns are some of our favorite circus performers everywhere. They're so good at tumbing and cracking jokes, and making others smile. Your toddler is the same way: Not a day goes by that she doesn't put on a small show or crack her family and friends up with her own infectious giggle. But she has another side to her too, because she loves the sweet things in life. When you combine her two interests, you get a magical outfit! Product DetailsYour little one can live the sweet life in this Toddler Sweet Treats Clown Costume! The polyester jumpsuit is super soft, with cute puffed sleeves and ruffles at the ankles. Its made of alternating blocks of fabric patterned with multicolored polka dots and fabric striped with pink, yellow and blue. Big pom-poms are sewn to the bodice, and the collar and waistband are printed with a pattern that looks like a waffle cone. The included headpiece has a white polka-dot ruffle beneath a pointed waffle-print crown. Say, "Ice Cream!" What's more perfect than a Halloween costume that celebrates sweet treats? When people see your toddler dressed in such a cute outfit, they'll probably feel like giving her all of the chocolate bars, sour gummy strings, taffy, bubblegum, fruit chews and candy corn they have. Which is just fine with your little clown! You can explain later that even superstar circus performers like herself still have to share with the ringmaster (that's definitely you.)