Botched Beauty Makeup Kit
1213236764$9.99
the long sleepSo, like so many others, you've woken up on an operating room table and...the world has ended. Yikes, this should be interesting. Folks who found access to the radio waves are coming up with excuses but long story short, there was an outbreak and half the world's population are zombies. The reporters are not saying the biochemical plant upstream had anything to do with it but they aren't saying it had nothing to do with it either. Of course, you've got a chance to live! You've prepared for this!But before you think about how to fill your starved tummy and satiate those parched lips -- before you think about how to defend yourself amidst apocalyptic conditions -- you remember.product detailsYou were getting a facelift! The turn must have happened mid-operation! Because when you look in the mirror, the person staring back looks like a half-finished art project. Your face is barely hanging on, and your nose and lips aren't proportional any longer. What a disaster. This latex and cream Botched Beauty Makeup Kit will get you just that sort of look. Best of all, the application instructions on the packaging, and the fact that it washes off with just warm water and soap, make it a cinch to get in on that fantasy and back out. You wouldn't want to spend too long in that reality, after all.
Flower Hoodie Dress for Girls
1213246265$29.99
A Coveted RoleOne day, your kid races through the front door in what you initially think is panic. You know something is up, but the answer to your curiosity is not what you were expecting. With excitement befitting having learned the end of the school year has come early, your little one tells you they are going to be the sunflower in this school year's music program.Relief is your first response, having started at worry when your kiddo flew through the door. Pride follows, of course, knowing you'll get to watch your kiddo show their talents to the whole community. And then, in the back of your mind, a touch of nervousness creeps in. How do we get a costume for this?Hi! Have we been formally introduced? We're HalloweenCostumes.com and we're pretty good at helping get the kids ready for any themed-dress event. The school music program is no exception, and we just so happen to have a lovely little flower ensemble for your kiddo.Design & DetailsDesigned by our talented costume-makers, this Flower Hoodie is an easy and stylish way to get your little one ready for their big debut. Down to the veins on the flower's leaves, this costume is ready for the stage. With just 1 piece it'll be a breeze for your kiddo to get prepared for any flower event. Bright yellow petals are sewn into the hood and create a full bloom when worn. The body of the costume acts like a flower stem while the sleeves are made to look just like leaves. Our clever designers even added a slit in both leaf-sleeves to make sure your kiddo still has full use of their hands.Watch Them BlossomWhether they're on stage or out trick-or-treating, when your little one is dressed in this Flower Hoodie, we know you will get to see them blossom.
Robot Mask Hat
1295098572$16.99
Let's face it. The way things are going, humanity is going to keep advancing in technology and eventually create our own extinction. The robot takeover is only a matter of time! So before artificial intelligence conquers the world and enslaves mankind, take the time now to learn how to blend in with our soon to be metallic overlords. This Robot Mask Hat will be perfect for getting into the mindset of a bot!Add it to the rest of your robot costume and you'll be ready for the impending usurping humanity will bring upon itself. Besides getting the look down, you also have to become an expert at binary code and mathematical equations if you don't want to be found out by human-hunting androids! If you ever have trouble coming up with a quick answer just start yelling, “Error! Error! Does not compute. Error! Nonsequitur!” The other robots will think your circuits are frying and assume you must have a different primary function. Well, hopefully with this Robot Mask and your acting skills, you can infiltrate the AI before it's too late but, if not, enjoy surviving the apocalypse!
Adult Inflatable Hippo Costume
1237089859$39.99
Hungry HippoWhen it comes to picking a costume, you don’t just choose something. You prep and plan and really dive into the character, almost like a method actor. The goal is to win every costume competition you’re ever a part of. Or, at least, convince trick-or-treaters that they’re meeting the actual bogeyman, a deceased US president, or mythical creature.Deciding to be a hippo presented a set of unique challenges. Learning about hippos and picking up a few of their quirks was the easy part—thanks, Internet! But, healthy as you may be, your body shape just isn’t the same as the impressive beasts. Changing your diet could help. But unless you know some morphing magic to alter your skeleton, it wouldn’t be exact. And while you can craft or purchase false teeth, nothing you attempted or found lived up to the fierce chompers inside an actual hippo’s head. But you’re hungry for it. You want this costume to be the best hippo that’s ever walked on two legs. So, you’re here, and we have what you need!Design & DetailsSatisfy that craving to win best in show with this Adult Inflatable Hippo Costume! This exclusive Made By Us inflatable jumpsuit addresses every challenge on your list. Made of woven polyester fabric and featuring printed graphics, you take on the appearance of a hippo in no time. Meanwhile, the attached fan gives you the robust shape of the semi-aquatic mammals. Getting into the immersive costume is made easy with a zipper on the back that stretches from the top of the legs to the neckline—simply step inside, pull it over your head, and zip it up! Elastic wrist and ankle cuffs help keep the air from escaping while the soft-sculpted ears, muzzle, and teeth ensure that you look like a hippo. See how partygoers react to your transformation through the clear plastic window located on the costume’s nose.
Women's Mime Costume
1213244503$49.99
Actions Speak Louder Than WordsDo you get frustrated when people don't seem to hear what you're saying? These days, it feels like everyone is always trying to talk over each other. The louder people get, the fewer people listen. It's time to step back and make a different kind of statement. Make a statement with your silence! While everyone loudly argues over which reality star should have gone on to the next episode you can stand up and pretend to be trapped in a glass box. That's an action that's sure to stop every conversation, no matter how loud. The more mime tricks you practice, the larger your vocabulary. For instance, when you want someone to pass you those delish loaded nachos all you need to do is pretend to lasso it and pull it towards yourself. What cold soul wouldn't pass you that plate? In a loud world like this one, you can say a whole lot by staying completely silent!Product DetailsThis exclusive female mime costume is sure to make you feel both playful and classic. Designed by our in-house creative team, we paired a timeless black and white striped shirt with double-buttoned high-waisted leggings. The suspenders let you pull off quintessential mime poses for the camera. The ensemble is topped off with a red scarf and bowler hat that would look right at home on the cobblestone streets of Paris.Mime's the WordIf you're ready to zip your lips and entertain your friends in style, this look is sure to make you feel capable at this silent skill. All you need to do is throw on this look and paint your face white and you'll be ready to lean against invisible walls and climb invisible ropes. Now, if only you could get out of that invisible box you're trapped in!
Inflatable Walker Accessory
1305591903$14.99
Safety First Want to dress as a grandma or grandpa for Halloween? That's a fantastically creative idea! But it will require a certain level of showmanship and commitment. Makeup is a good idea for getting the venerable wrinkles that come with age's wisdom. Walking with a shuffle and using a support is also a solid decision. Product DetailsEmbrace your innner old soul when you use your exclusive Inflatable Costume Walker Accessory! Made of durable PVC vinyl, the silver accessory inflates to resemble a metallic walker. It stands approximately forty inches high and probably shouldn't support your entire weight, but it will look very realistic anyway. Respect Your Elders Using this walker may not give you a senior discount, but hopefully it will make everyone treat you with respect. If nothing else, they'll be admiring of your incredible costume. Don't forget to call everyone "whippersnapper" and remind them that it was so much better in the old days.
Flashing Red Nose
1329406108$4.99
We've always wondered why it was universally decided to have all clowns wear a red nose instead of any other color. Is there something about red that is much funnier than purple, orange, or even green? As it turns out, the red makes the nose stand out and look comically larger when up against the white makeup on the rest of the face. That got a little too scientific for us so if you find a funnier reason (they are clowns after all) please be sure to let us know! For now you can look even sillier with this red blinking clown nose. Just flick on the switch and not only will you have a giant red ball for a nose, but it will also light up for an even more fun look. Not really a fan of clowns? This nose works perfectly for a Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer costume as well! We definitely know why that nose is so important!
Big Booger Baby Costume for Adults
1213231810$49.99
Big Booger BabyThe peak of humor is, without a doubt, pure grossness. Unadulterated, disgusting, putrid, vile, and viscous goop dripping from an overlarge, screwed up baby face? LOL. Maybe your baby looks like this on the regular? Maybe you’re just letting your inner kid out to the real world one night each year as part of a horrific curse? Doesn’t matter, it’s all in good fun.One thing is for sure, if you wear this costume, you will definitely meet the love of your life at the party. Women and men love to see confidence, and nothing says confidence like showing up to a party replete with sexy crayons, witches, and pirates dressed in the Adult Big Booger Baby Costume.Product DetailsIn case you need it, this Adult Big Booger Baby Costume comes with a giant diaper, complete with elastic waistband and leg openings. The pullover top is reversible, with one side being pink and the other blue, allowing you to flaunt your style. The 13-inch bottle and 10-inch pacifier should be enough to really sell the baby aspect, if people didn’t pick it up from the diaper and giant baby mask. Speaking of which, the mask is held on by an elastic band around the back and comes equipped with holes to attach the booger-esque slime. The bib and bonnet are each held on by fabric ties. We have no doubt that if you wear this Adult Big Booger Baby Costume, you will be the most horrific-looking person at your party.Where’s my Mommy?This costume is so convincing that any nearby exhausted mothers who see you will be forced by the mother code to attempt to wipe your snotty face clean and return you to your mother. Sure, it will be awkward when you come clean and admit that you’re an adult in a big booger baby costume, but hey, that’s how it goes on Halloween.
Pink Daisy Flower Headpiece
1293248861$19.99
Plant LadyWe don't know about you but the people around here have been going totally plant crazy in the last few years! When our friends go on vacation, they call us up to come and take care of their houseplants. Some folks start breaking out their seed catalogs and garden planning books in the middle of February when the snow is still blowing outside. And can we be honest with you? We've been following no less than five plant Instagram accounts. Yep, we're part of this craze. That's how we know so much about it! Are you ready to take the next step into your love of all things green and growing? Now you can become a plant with this adorable Daisy headpiece!Design & DetailsThis Made by Us headpiece is ready to add some delight to your next costumed event. A simple way to turn any outfit into a costume, this colorful headpiece easily straps around your head. The elastic strap is adjustable and snaps together. The pink petals are layered around a cheery yellow center that surrounds your face. Pair this flower headpiece with a green ensemble and you'll be ready to show up to garden parties in style!
Lego Blue Brick Child Costume
1216680846$39.99
Think Outside the BrickIsn't it strange? Lego has spent the last few decades teaching children how to use their brain just by letting them play. By snapping those magical little bricks together, kids get to bring the pictures in their head to life. They can make abstract art, or they can become avant-garde little architects using them. The unassuming toy effectively shows youngsters how to think outside of the box. What's so strange about that? Well, the strange part about it is that most Legos are shaped like a box, oddly enough.Well, maybe it's time to think outside the box on other things too! You can apply that same line of thinking to costumes this year. Instead of transforming your child into a pirate, or a knight (the two most common Lego mini-figures), you could turn your child into something a little more creative. You can dress your child up as infinite possibilities! That's exactly what this Lego Brick costume for kids is all about.Product DetailsNow your child can become the building block of a fun time. This child Lego costume transforms your child to the iconic Lego brick. It comes with a foam tunic-style top that's shaped like the classic 2 by 4 piece. It has printed studs in the front, along with openings in the top and along the sides for your child's arms. Of course, the best part about this costume is that your child can wear his or her favorite clothes on underneath, so changing in and out of this costume will be a breeze.Not Just for KidsWere you a Lego fan as a kid, too? Well then, you're in luck! You can join your child in one of our adult Lego costumes. Then, you can be the duo that represents thinking outside the box. It might even help "build" a stronger bond with your child by dressing up as your favorite toy together.
Bricky Blocks Blue Snapback Hat
1237271809$14.99
Some people aren't exactly thrilled to be out and about at a function like a costume party. So we're big fans of announcing as directly as possible that you are, in fact, fun. You can do just that by building the word "FUN" with this cool Bricky Blocks Blue Snapback Hat.We think there's something downright empowering about wearing something on your head. Don't you agree? ...Okay, okay, allow us to explain. A crown, a headband, a gorgeous and tasteful hat--all of it, any of it, we'll take it. Like, how do you feel when you have the opportunity to bestow upon yourself some new noggin ornament that attracts attention all the world over. It's nice to feel noticed, you know? And there's no better spotlight than the perfect headdress.Crowns are downright royal, conveying a sense of importance that we rather enjoy. Headbands are great in their versatility, but limited in that they don't cover our heads. In cold weather, that's just a deal-breaker. Hats, meanwhile, can be difficult to get just right. When's it right, for instance, to wear a fascinator? Because we wore ours to grab coffee the other day and the stares we got were, erm, less than admiring. When do you go ball cap over beanie? It's a hard call to make, right?! We can never feel certain about that decision. We're here to fix that with this headwear like this Bricky Blocks Blue Snapback Hat. The Bricky Blocks are sold separately, though. It will get everyone reminiscing about the building blocks of their childhood, and will cement your place as one of the fun ones. Snag some other Bricky Blocks accessories to get a group theme going. See what we mean about their sheer versitility and power now? Ah, the power of a good hat.
Infant Sock Monkey Costume
1235918377$24.99
We all love socks. That warm, fuzzy knit material is always there to keep our feet cozy and protected. They're even super good for dusting our floors with if we slide around the room enough. If only we could just wear one big sock for our whole body. You know what else is really fun and cuddly? Monkeys. Those little guys are always just swinging around with their goofy arms and long tail being completely adorable. All they ask for in return is a few bananas to munch on here and there. Most of them seem like they'd be absolutely fantastic cuddlers. When they're not running around like maniacs, they're usually fast asleep all snuggled up with the rest of their family. It seemed only natural that the comfort of socks joined forces with the cuddly and cut nature of those fruit-loving fuzzy primates. Thus the most cozy invention since the heated steering wheels was born! The sock monkey has graced the homes of most every household, whether it was handmade or store bought since 1870, and have never gone out of style! In fact, we're putting them even more into style! Just check out this super comfy looking Sock Monkey Infant Costume. It's made of knit flannel fabric so it's soft and warm for your own little bundle of joy during those chilly fall months when costume parties are all over the place! Just be sure to pack your bag with a few bananas, because this growing guy is always hungry for more!
Men's Boner the Caveman Costume
1329582703$54.99
Everything Was BiggerOh yes, it's true. Everything was much bigger during the prehistoric days. It had to be! From dinosaurs to woolly mammoths, all animal life had some truly epic proportions. When you're competing with those giant creatures, you have to be big to survive. Heck, even early cavemen were packing some pretty epic... uh, shall we call them "surprises" that were hiding under their rudimentary garments. People have forgotten just how big things used to be back then! Maybe it's about time that you reminded everyone just how huge things were!Product DetailsThis Men's Boner the Caveman Costume comes with everything you need to show the world the epic size of prehistory! The men's costume comes with a simple caveman outfit, which includes the faux fur tunic top and the tiger print shorts. The really gargantuan portion of this costume comes in the form of a giant-sized, prosthetic... manhood. It's stuffed and features a light flesh tone color and attaches near your waist. It has the "whole business" down there, if you catch our drift. If you don't catch our drift... we mean that it comes with faux testicles. There. We said it. it comes with giant, fake testicles to go along with the manhood. Pair it up with some disheveled hair and few of our caveman bone accessories and you can fully transform into "Boner the Caveman!"Not a Costume for GrandmaListen, we'll be extremely frank with you on this one. Grandma's not gonna like this costume. It's probably a bad idea to show up to the family costume party wearing this if she's planning on coming. We recommend wearing this sort of outfit when you're going to be around like-minded adults... who also happen to be interested in learning about the extra-large sizing of things during the prehistoric times.
Inflatable Adult Shark Costume
1228415732$59.99
Find Your Inner SharkThere's lots of kinds of "sharks" you can be in life. A card shark. A pool shark. A party shark (we don't know what that is, but doesn't it seem like something really, really cool?). The word "shark" just means someone who's really astute at a given task. Unfortunately, you don't feel like you're any of these kinds of sharks...yet. But that's all about to change, friend! Slip into this Adult Inflatable Shark Costume and watch yourself become the ultimate Halloween shark! You'll easily cinch the costume contest trophy, rack up tons of compliments, and make those other animal costumes envy your bold look. Trust us, once you ace one thing, it's pretty easy to ride that confidence boost into the next endeavor. So what's it going to be, next, shark? Will you take on Texas Hold 'Em? Or are you going to hone your shark prowess into something unexpected...Paella Shark? Ukelele Shark? Elliptical Bike Shark? Let's...start with Party Shark and go from there, shall we?Product DetailsHonestly, there are so few times when people will be happy to be approached by a giant shark, but this Halloween is definitely one of them! When you zip into this jumpsuit, you instantly transform into a Great White shark from fin to flipper. A large transparent cutout in the shark's mouth allows you to see, and the costume comes with a built-in battery pack and a fan for easy use all night long.Tall TailsPeople will be talking for many Halloween's to come about this costume—not only because you looked so cool, but also because you were never the same after you found your inner shark! Now you're out there killin' it in life. Bravo!
Jumbo Blue Baby Bottle
1328122004$4.99
What baby wants baby gets! That's the motto we like to go by and babies seem to like it too, there's a lot less crying from both sides when we stick to it. Now, you never hear anyone say, "what the grownup wants, the grownup gets" and we think that is just sad, so why not revert back to infancy? Forget the time machine, because you can go through your second infancy by becoming an adult baby with this Jumbo Blue Baby Bottle! When your girlfriend calls you a man-child you can proudly lift your bottle to the heavens and give her a nod in agreement. If your parents tell you to act your age, say, in the most serious tone you can “goo-goo gah-gah”. While your boss is leaning over your shoulder, watching you work, like a hawk, proudly ask him for a pat on the back then belch until he leaves your personal space. Take your adult baby status seriously and remember that age is just a number, you're as old or as young as you want to be!
Inflatable Centaur Adult Costume
1316564800$69.99
You’re a beefy hunk. When you do fantasy cosplay, or some intense LARPing, you’re not the type of guy who’s going to settle for being some ordinary human, or one of those frail elves. You’re not going to get stuck playing some kind of goofy ogre either. No, you’re going to cosplay as the beefiest, hunkiest fantasy creature of them all, the centaur. That’s right, half-horse, half-man, and one-hundred percent beefcake. Of course, you’re going to need to do something about that lower half of yours, since it needs to be a little more “horse” and a lot less Homo sapiens. We have you covered though. This Inflatable centaur costume for a adults helps you look like a buff fantasy creature, ready to be the man… er horse-man of any LARPer’s dreams.Oh yes, this Centaur costume is a true masterpiece. It comes with an inflatable fan that does all the work, so all you have to do is stick those wiggly do-dad legs of yours into the costume and you’ll be looking like a full blown (pun completely intended) centaur! It has some great details like hooves on the feet and a nice big horse tail in the back.Now, everyone knows that centaurs are manly warrior types. That means that you’d better make sure to come packed to the teeth with toy swords, axes, bows and spears, since every goblin, orc and merman in a five mile radius is going to be completely jealous of your rad new bod and you’ll have to fight off each and every one.
Adult Inflatable Unicorn Bobblehead
1265318357$29.99
An Elusive, Magical Creature No one has ever seen a real, live unicorn. Only legend described what this magical being might look like...until now! Finally, many humans can say that they've spotted a unicorn! The size of the head is a little surprising, but otherwise it looks exactly as the fairy tales describe it. Product DetailsComplete a hilarious fantasy costume by wearing an Inflatable Unicorn Bobblehead for Adults! The oversized headpiece is made of sturdy windbreaker fabric. Once inflated by the battery-powered fan mounted at the back, it expands to look like an oversized unicorn head complete with upright ears, a multicolored mane, a spiral-detailed horn, printed facial features, and a pink snout. Its open mouth reveals a clear plastic viewing port so that you can see where you're galloping. An inner fabric hood slides over your head to keep the large headpiece comfortably in place. Unique UnicornPut a laugh-out-loud twist on a classic fantasy costume! Your friends will love it and may even offer to help guide you through doorways.
Girls Infant Kooky Lil Clown Costume
1320903939$34.99
Lil CutieBecoming a clown is more about natural charisma and character than about any formal training that you could get at clown school. That is what makes babies such naturals when it comes to clowning around. Well, to be fair, they get tons of practice as well.Still, we are sure that your baby will be the cutest of them all when wearing this adorable costume. The only thing still needed now is an even smaller clown car!Product DetailsMaking sure you are dressed right for any occasion is very important, which is why we recommend setting yourself up right with this Girls Infant Kooky Lil Clown Costume. The one piece dress and hat have all the adorable elements that you are looking for in a kooky clown costume. The striped details of this costume go perfectly with the black and white spots, as well as the bright red buttons and appliqued ribbon "suspenders." This costume is both comfortable and stylish, so we are sure you will love it as much as your baby does. Turning your child into the cutest clown in the whole world might not seem like too big of a stretch, and you will be right when you have this cool and cute costume!Funny LookingIf you are searching for the perfect way to look classic and original, then you are in the right place. You will feel like a winner in this cool and comfortable costume. Just make sure you have a camera handy to capture all those especially clowny moments on film!
Adult Ride a Reindeer Costume
1316564786$79.99
Santa Claus is perhaps most famous for flying around the world in his reindeer drawn sleigh, as every kid out there knows. But, what they may not realize is that even Santa’s sleigh breaks down from time to time, and when that happens… well, Santa’s got to improvise.If you’re curious as to what that situation would look like, you may want to check out this festively funny Ride A Reindeer Costume for your upcoming holiday celebrations! This silly outfit lets you look just like jolly ol’ Saint Nick does when his sleigh loses a track, or a reindeer runs low on “antler fluid,” or one of the countless other problems that can occur with a mystical mode of transportation powered by a herd of flying forest animals. When that happens, Santa calls up Mrs. Claus to get the sleigh back towed back to the North Pole, grabs his magic bag of toys, and hops on the back of his trusty reindeer Rudolph to finish the job before Christmas morning! And then when it’s all done, Rudolph gets a well earned extra week at the reindeer spa.Okay, we may have made some of that up, but you can’t prove it’s not true. And when you’re wearing this cute and Christmasy costume, you can make up a story of your own! The plush reindeer segment goes around your waist, with your legs making the rear legs and hooves, and the included Santa jacket and cap make up the rest of the outfit. Be sure to add a Santa beard and toy sack to make your story extra believable!
Round Clown Wig
1266352021$9.99
Truly Iconic Who decided that clowns should wear crazy hair colors in the shape of their honkable noses? The originater of that idea probably had no clue that they were creating a classic look. Nowadays, the sight of a curly, colorful wig makes your brain immediately think, "Clown!" The fun and funky hairdo helps you spot a clown in a crowd, which is great whether you're looking for a laugh or running from a scary carnival creep. Product DetailsTop off your clown costume with an exclusive Red Round Clown Wig! The comfy mesh wig cap has an elastic edge to keep it snugly in place. It's completely concealed by kinky, medium-length synthetic hair in a bright, cherry-red shade and will stand out around your head in a spherical shape. Clowning Around Get up to any funny business you like, because you can always blame it on your outfit! Your Halloween, carnival, theater performance, or other special event will be even more fun thanks to your classic wig.
Gramps Costume Eyebrows
1304083757$6.99
Expressive EyebrowsIt seems to be generally accepted that your eyes are one of the most expressive parts of your body. There certainly is a lot you can say with them! Rolling your eyes, fluttering your eyelashes, or raising your eyebrows at someone all convey a lot of meaning without having to say any words at all. So you’ll want to make sure that when you’re becoming a character, you try to imitate their eyebrows as part of your accessories or makeup. When you dress as an old man, there’s nothing better than full, thick, gray eyebrows to help round out the look of your character. And if you don’t want to spend hours drawing them in with a gray makeup pencil, we have just the thing for you!Product DetailsThese Gramps Eyebrows are just what you need whenever you want to act like an old man. You could be curmudgeonly or kindly, but either way, you’ll want nice bushy eyebrows to express it! This set is made of polyester (no grandfathers were harmed to make it) and includes the adhesive you’ll need for an easy transformation. Add these to your costume wardrobe so you can age up any time you need to!
Rainbow Wacky Jester Plush Costume Hat
1275267536$19.99
Protect and SwerveIf you're a jester (and we're guessing you are since you've landed here), then you know that all that hilarity and physical comedy comes with a price—a lot of bumps and bruises! Juggling pins fall on your head and, well, things can get a little clumsy sometimes. That's why it's important to invest in the right jester hat—one that will keep you looking the part but also protected from all those classic jester injuries that come with the job. This Wacky Rainbow Plush Jester Hat does just that. It gives your jester look a lift from its fun color pattern, but the plush material will also enable you to take a few bonks without a bruise—and we have to say, the look on your face when you drop something on your head is pretty laugh-worthy! Just note: this hat is not fireproof. So if you choose to juggle anything on fire, we can't help ya there!Product DetailsThis hat is a classic...with a twist! It's the shape of an iconic court jester's cap, with the umbrella-like arms hanging overhead. But, this piece is also a total original—with its bold rainbow stripes and fluffy-plush construction—just like you!
Kids Old Man Costume
1268872438$34.99
WHAT A SMART... CHILD!Once upon a time, there was a child with the wittiest of tongues and quickest of minds. His parents simply didn't know what to do with the kid. They would ask, "Child? What would you like to be when you grow up?" And the child, tongue in cheek replied, "Old!" At first, it was amusing and the parents did indeed laugh. But, time and time again, they would ask the questions. "What will you do when you're grown?" Said the child: Relax on my porch! They tried, "How will you greet your neighbors?" Said the child: Stay off my lawn! They asked, thinking themselves especially clever, "What job will you claim on your taxes?" Said the child: Retired! Even more exhausted than their supposedly elderly child, they were about ready to give up when genius struck. "How will you pay to maintain this lawn?" Thought the child: I better get started now! DESIGN & DETAILSWith this Made By Us and chuckle-worthy costume, you can make that dream a reality. This Child's Old Man costume might be a bit confusing to talk about, but it is only amusing to see in action! That's thanks to the digitally printed jersey shirt and vest that is digitally printed to look in old-timey style and stuffed for that "one too many homecooked meals" look! The gray Newsie hat is a perfect addition and the glasses feature the bushiest of eyebrows and a mustache of sherpa fur. With the high-quality design of our in-house team, it might even last until your kiddo is old enough to look the part! AN OLD JOKE!If you've got a kiddo who's too smart for their own good, best let them see what it is like being old sooner than later! This Old Man costume is just the ticket for a hysterical time. (Just imagine the holiday pictures this year with Grandpa Kiddo.)
Kid's Green Man Skin Suit
1265314385$24.99
Every Halloween, you know you’re going to see a cat, and a self-referencing play on words, and a politician, and a monster. You’re going to see whatever big trend was on the news, and whatever character stood out in the latest blockbuster. You’re going to see superheroes and supervillains, pirates and gangsters. You’re going to see the same costumes you’ve seen for years.You’re not going to let your little one contribute to this mundane mediocrity! By George, you’re going to come up with a spectacularly original costume, one that no one has ever seen before. Maybe you’ll create a painfully detailed, stunning accurate 16th-century Templar knight, complete with hand-crafted chainmail. Or a wolf-man costume covered in real yak hair, just like they used in the old movies. Or a mermaid with real scales. Or maybe, originality (and time and money) can be saved by simply shelling out for this Child Green Man Skin Suit. Now your child can successfully blend in with the lawn, or some bushes, or a grassy knoll—instead of blending in with other costumers!
Venus Flytrap Jawesome Costume Hat
1295850230$19.99
Evolving AudreyA few of our office staff take horticulture to the next level. Mere succulents at the desk aren't enough. Not one of them is satisfied with your average philodendron. Even a fully flowering cactus still leaves them a bit thorny. But, you know what they say about pet owners that end up looking a bit like their furry friends? Let's just say we couldn't have predicted what would have happened next. It started in Accounting. Audrey was looking just a bit green. (And then viny.) The good news is that there are zero office flies and the rest of the office plants are in full bloom! Product DetailsIf you've got a bit of a green thumb and want to help spread your love for plants to the rest of your friends, you can't go wrong with this Venus Flytrap Jawesome Hat! Pop your head through the bottom hole and into the elastic cap on the top of this unique costume hat. The whole thing is designed to look like a real-to-live man-eating plant! Thanks to the felt teeth and curly vines, you'll be all smiles.Greens for DinnerWhen you give a planter twist to your style thanks to this Jawesome Hat, you'll be one with vegetation everywhere. The only question is whether snacking on broccoli is a moral quandary. We doubt anybody will argue with what kind of diet you have when they get a look at your toothy grin, though!
Women's Plus Size Tickles the Clown Costume
1316564777$49.99
Dressing up is supposed to be fun and what could possibly be more fun than dressing as a clown; not just as clown, but Tickles the Clown that is! No matter what the occasion, Tickles is sure to be the life of the party, from finding quarters behind your friends ears or spraying people in the face with your classic squirting flower. She can also make balloon animals too. Jump in your tiny car and you'll be on your way to fun in no time! All jokes aside our Plus Size Tickles the Clown Costume is extra roomy for comfort and plenty of movement because we know clowns need to always be able to be on the move. With plenty of colorful polka dots on your pink dress you are sure to liven up any party! Fun is the undeniable with the red and green pom poms, plastic hoop at the bottom of your dress and white puffy pantaloons with rainbow ruffle cuffs. Add any crazy colored wig and a pair of your brightest colored tights to create the best clown costume around town!If laughter is the best medicine then Tickles the Clown would be the best doctor the circus has ever seen. She can make the grumpiest of people turn their frowns upside down by just giving someone a smile and telling a joke. Now you can make everyone giggle just like Tickles in this colorful costume. Maybe you will like making people laugh so well that you'll be inspired to join the circus!
Kid's Robot Rascal Costume
1216101844$44.99
BRIGHT FUTUREWe've got a bone to pick! We watch a TON of science fiction movies. It seems like each one we see paints a very specific picture of the future. Robots are always portrayed as evil beings trying to take over the world. They're always trying to eliminate mankind. Well, how come no one ever imagines the positive future of living among robots? We don't think that all of the robots have to be so mean in the future! Perhaps there's a future where robots are the awesome best buds that we've always wanted. Maybe there's a future where we live in perfect harmony with our automaton brethren. We like the sound of that kind of future and maybe your little one can show the world what a friendly robot looks like when by wearing this Robot Rascal costume for kids.DESIGN & DETAILSOur costumers went to work to make a robot costume that's fun, futuristic, but delightfully retro at the same time. They came up with this kid's Robot Rascal Costume. It comes with a gray tunic that has attached robot hands style mitts at the sleeve cuffs. The front features plenty of printed dials and gauges to give it a retro hi-tech look. The headpiece has a generous opening for your child's face. The pants with attached shoe covers put the finishing touch on this robotic style, transforming your child into one friendly looking robot!ROBO BUDDYIf you want to show the world a friendly robot, then it's time for your little one to hop into this adorable costume! With a retro style, your child will be ready to show the more amiable side of the future of robotics by being the best robo-buddy that the world has ever seen.
Kid's Black Skin Suit Costume
1235914539$24.99
If you are looking for a versatile costume for your kiddo this Halloween, then you need not look any further. Check out this Child Black Skin Suit! It will be perfect for multiple costumes.For starters, your kiddo can dress up as the dark. What’s more terrifying than pure darkness? Maybe your little one isn’t interested in scaring people this Halloween. Maybe he’s more of the heroic type. Well, then grab him an awesome hooded cape and he can run around as a crime-fighting vigilante. Even the vilest of villains will be afraid of the dark when it starts fighting back!Of course, your little one could also go down the funny route with this skin suit. Grab him a couple of zany accessories to wear, like a goofy wig, a silly tutu, an awesome pair of light up shoes, and a random assortment of glow sticks, for example. In the right light (that being pretty much no light) it will look as if some ludicrous paranormal activity is afoot! Grab this Black Skin Suit for your kiddo and let the Halloween fun begin!
Candy Clown Wig
1213245378$12.99
Are you ready to usher back the reign of the happy clown? Well, we think it's about time! Those clown naysayers have had the floor long enough. So, don those cheery pastel colors, make sure your balloons are organized, and tighten the laces of your giant shoes. Today is your turn! What's your clowning specialty? You don't really seem like you're the slap stick type, tumbling over yourself as you run from a Billy goat in a circus ring. Hey, you might be that kind of clown, how should we know? We've never been to clown college! It's just that your fashionable look suggests your clowning abilities are more refined. You might take cartwheeling to a whole new level or maybe you're a talented juggler. Whatever your talent is, we're confident of one thing: you are not a mime! With this cotton candy hair of yours, we're sure that you have much more fun than those monochromatic folks. This slightly curled hair with all the volume you can ask for is sure to stand out in a crowd, clown crowd or otherwise. Now all you need to do is decide on your clown name!
Adult Emoji Heart Smiley Costume
1265313716$34.99
Love It!There's no such thing as too much appreciation. Every day has a lot of traffic jams and stubbed toes, so the positive things need talking up. Life's good times deserve some recognition! The party is lively, the snacks and drinks are delicious, and everyone's costumes are looking amazing (almost as amazing as yours)! Make sure that everyone knows how fantastic you think they are! You'll be the most sought-after guest around thanks to your warm and appreciative attitude. Product DetailsYou've heard of wearing your heart on your sleeve - now wear it in your "eyes" with this Emoji Heart Smiley Costume for Adults! The outfit includes a circular pullover tunic that has with holes for the arms and head. The front of the tunic is printed with red heart eyes and a smiling red mouth. The costume comes with white gloves that each have four oversized fingers that are great for pointing out your favorite things or your significant other's many amazing qualities. Eye Heart You Have you ever been texting too fast and accidentally sent the wrong emoji? The heart-eye emoji is probably the best one to send by mistake. People get a little angry if you reply to their "new baby" photo with the "sick to my stomach" emoji, or to their engagement announcement with the red swearing icon. But hearts? Everyone loves hearts! Even if you didn't mean to send it, you can just play it off as part of your kind and supportive personality.
Adult Inflatable Panda Costume
1267062240$49.99
Someone Get This Man a Bamboo!Pandas are the pudgy, adorable, bumbling goofs of the bear world. They're roly-poly and sweet looking. and are absolutely cuddle-able. Get on board with the panda pudge and suit up in this Inflatable Adult Panda Costume. (Plus, nobody will expect you to get anywhere fast.) Grab a stick of bamboo, find a cozy place to snuggle up, and don't even worry about picking up a partner. Just do your own thing, at your own pace, and enjoy the easy panda life.Product DetailsInflatable costumes are magic. They look like you did a lot, but are the lowest-key costume ever. Just step in, zip up, and hit the "on" switch on the battery pack. (Oh, and don't forget 4 AA batteries--they're not included.) The fan in the battery pack do all the work! Within minutes, you're fully inflated and ready to live large. Elastic around the wrists and ankles keep everything in place (and how cute are those pink panda paws?) Convince a group of friends to go in on these together and start your own flash mob. T-rex costumes on TikTok are out. Pandas are in!Don't Be a Sad PandaEven South Park knew that pandas shouldn't be sad. And who could be sad when you show up dressed as a panda? This inflatable suit zips up the back and inflates instantly thanks to a self-contained battery pack. No need for tons of add-on accessories or costume makeup. Let the inflatable to all the talking!
Galileo Galilei Costume for Men
1213241442$39.99
The Abridged BioGalileo had guts. He also had an brother who borrowed tons of money from him to pursue his dream of being a professional lute player (brothers, right?)... but that's a whole other story! Armed with nothing but mathematics, a telescope (which he invented), and a plucky attitude, he decided to make the argument that the Earth revolved around the sun. Seems kind of obvious now, but back then, the powers that be didn't like that sort of talk. In fact, Galileo even started a little feud with the Pope! The Pope of the time wasn't a fan of Galileo's scientific theories, so he made Galileo renounce his scientific findings and he eventually put Galileo on house arrest. He put everything on the line to show the world his findings, and became the "father of modern physics!"It just goes to show that sometimes, you have to question the status quo! That's exactly what this Made by Us Galileo Galilei Costume does!Design & DetailsOur costume designers are big fans of Galileo. His defiant attitude and dedication to finding facts are awesome and they wanted to create an outfit that captures the spirit and attitude of Galileo. They looked at classic paintings of him and this is what they came up with! The costume stars with a black jacket that has buttons down the front. The white collar and matching sleeves add a pop of white contrast the to dark coat. The costume also comes with a pair of pants and a wig that's made out of synthetic materials. It has an attached beard and mustache to help give you his iconic look from various historical portraits. Put it all together and you might be ready to challenge the current status quo on astronomy!Reach for the StarsYou can study the stars... or you could start a brand new feud with the Pope. We recommend doing the first one and avoiding the second one!
Girl's Clever Clown Child Costume
1265312403$39.99
A Lot of Clown-t at CourtOddly enough, one of the most important people in the Middle Ages was the court jester. This person was not only genuinely hilarious, but they also had the opportunity to regularly speak to the king, which most other courtiers could only dream of. That is the kind of power that a jester could get used to and use to gain wealth for themselves, or, if they were the scary kind of jester, to cause spooky mischief.That is what makes style choices so important for anyone who wants to pursue that kind of career at court. If you dress in a neutral way, no one will ever know where you stand and you won’t be as successful. So, it is important for every court jester to display their ethos and personality on their sleeve, whether they want to be good or bad.Merry and ScaryThat is where this Girl’s Clever Clown Child Costume excels! It has all the hallmarks of a smart and slightly wicked jester, while still being stylish and chic. The overall style dress and poofy-cuffed shirt place it well into the quirky jester category, while the dark colors declare it to be quite spooky. The matching hat and frilly neck add that extra little bit of comically scary feeling that will set you apart from the other wannabe clowns!Dressed for JestIf you are looking for that perfect clown costume that will make people think that you are very frightening indeed, then this is the costume for you! Your jokes will all land, since everyone will be laughing in nervous fear around you anyway!
Kids Big Top Fun Clown Costume
1265314399$34.99
Some little girls want to dress as princesses all day. They want the tiaras, and the fancy dresses, and the clackety heals. Some want to be cops just like their dads. They chase the dog around, trying to arrest the “bad guy”. And some little girls just want to be as color full as they can.Your little girl is the kind that loves everything colorful. The kind that tries to wear every color of the rainbow every day. Blue leggings with a yellow and blue polka dot skirt. She even threw a purple feather boa. She truly did look like a walking, talking rainbow. But all that didn’t prepare you for her excitement when you took her to the circus for the first time, and she saw the colorful, goofy clowns.She demanded that day, and every day after that, to be dressed like the energetic clowns that came pouring out to the main stage. This Child Big Top Fun Clown Costume is just the thing she would choose to wear herself. It has all of the colors she demands in her daily outfits. She will get to dance around, twirling her vibrant skirt. She really will be as colorful as a rainbow. And this way, you won’t have to wash all of her clothes every few days because she decided to put the all on at the same time. No, this is a skirt, shirt, and hat combo, making it easy for her to have the color but not for you to have the laundry!
Inflatable Guitar Prop
1305591899$5.99
Rock or BustEvery rock star needs two things besides raw talent: A great look and a great instrument. You already have the outfit covered with your flashy costume choice, and this prop will do the rest. Unlike a real guitar, you don't even need to know how to play.Product DetailsWow your fans with this exclusive Prop Guitar Inflatable! Made of sturdy vinyl PVC material, the accessory inflates to approximately thirty-four inches long. The "body" is a bright blue and printed with bridge, strings and pickups graphics, while the "neck" and "headstock" are black and printed with strings, fretstock, and tuning peg graphics. Instant ConcertA real guitar can be an unweildy prop, but this inflatable guitar starts a party no matter where you are. You'll have to do the sound effects yourself, which is no big deal for a seasoned star like you. Besides, if you get carried away and try to smash your axe, it probably won't be wrecked.
Adult Stop Sign Costume
1278000576$39.99
Don't Stop You NowWe wonder how stop signs became so recognizable. There is an apparent reason—we use them all of the time. But back in 1915, there were all sorts of versions of stop signs depending on what part of the country you lived in. Can you imagine trying to break at a yellow warning or yielding at an orange and black one? It must have been a nightmare. Luckily, in 1922, the American Association of Highway Officials, or AASHO, standardized the stop sign we know for the whole country.Okay, enough for the history lesson. You are here for a funny costume. Better yet, you're here for a sign costume. All signs are essential, but the stop sign easily has the most swag out of the bunch. If you want an exclusive adult costume that will give you some authority at the next car costume convention, check out this Stop Sign Costume for Adults, exclusively made by us.
Toddler Tiny Tree Costume
1268998470$39.99
Forest FriendOnce upon a time in an ancient wood, a tiny acorn fell to the ground. It was covered by dead leaves and watered by the rain until it sprouted and grew up into an impressive sapling. The animals who lived in the forest liked it a lot, because it was so friendly, and told it all about the things that went on outside its habitat. This made the tree, which was naturally curious, even more curious. So it did something that very few other trees have ever done: It decided to go exploring. Product Details"Treeat" your plant-loving child to an exclusive Tiny Tree Costume for Toddlers! The jumpsuit fastens up the center back and is made of soft brown minky fabric that has been embossed all over with details that look like tree bark. Green felt leaves are sewn to each sleeve, and the included stuffed squirrel secures into a pocket over the stomach. The foam headpiece is also embossed with a bark print and sewn with green felt leaves. The Care and Keeping of TreesAs you may have guessed, this is a very special and unique tree that has come to visit you! Here are a few things you should know if it decides to make a prolonged stay. Number One: Please don't try to build a tree house on it. It's not going to be happy. Number Two: Thanks to photosynthesis, trees turn carbon dioxide, water, and sunlight into sugar to eat, so skip the middleman and just take it trick-or-treating to get its sweet treats!
Men's Funny Feet Costume Shoes
1305591901$14.99
Small Change, Maximum Effect We don't pay a lot of attention to feet, usually. That's why it's such a fun idea to change them super subtly. After all, your face gets masks, your hands get gloves, and the rest of your body gets costumes. Why limit your feet to boring, normal shoes? Product DetailsPut your best foot forward in this pair of Funny Feet Costume Shoes for Men! Made of sturdy vinyl, the slide-style slippers are molded to look like bare human feet with oversized toes and big veins. The outer soles feature a textured, anti-slip surface. Twinkle Toes If you brought these feet to a podiatrist, he or she would probably be a little worried for you. But if you wear them with a Halloween costume, they're sure to be a hit. Add these to an outfit and watch your friends try to hide their double-takes when they see your funny flippers.
Halter Money Print Women's Jumpsuit
1265314631$49.99
The Money SuitHave you ever thought about making an entire outfit out of dollar bills? We have. It seems like such a boss move, so we looked into making a halter jumpsuit out of real dollar bills. If you use Benjamins, it's going to cost a pretty penny. Also, dollar bills are not exactly the most comfortable fabric out there. That's why we decided to find something that's a little more wallet-friendly and comfortable to wear!This Women's Halter Money Print Jumpsuit is a spandex blend jumpsuit that gives you the high-style effect of a money suit, with added comfort for anyone looking to make a boss move at their next costume party.Product DetailsThis step-in jumpsuit is made out of a stretch-knit fabric that helps provide a form fit. It comes with a halter-style top that ties at the back of the neck. The jumpsuit has an all-over print of U.S. paper currency, which includes 20 dollar bills, 50 dollar bills, and 100 dollar bills! That means Jackson, Grant, and Franklin will be with you as strut your stuff!We recommend pairing this costume up with some of our dollar sign costume jewelry, as pictured in the image!
Adult Inflatable Penis Costume
1316564784$59.99
Lean Into ItSo, you've been invited to the annual 'Adult Humor' party. There are always some pretty inventive costumes at such a gathering. Play-on-word costumes are a standard. You can probably expect a couple of sausage-related costumes and at least one crop top that features enormous fruit along the bustline. You know there will be the Plug & Outlet couples' costume featured at least twice. (Probably more.) Each of them fully deserve the wry chuckle for the pinnacle of suggestive humor. But, if you want a real reaction, you have to go all the way. Who needs an implication when you can just show up in the full glory that is the theme of the gathering? Folks might stifle a laugh as they ask which way you lean... but you can turn those giggles into a full uproar when you show up, fully loaded, in a costume that hides behind nothing! Product DetailsWe have to be frank. If you want the most outrageous costume for your adult humor party, it's time to go for the gold. It's time for the Giant Inflatable Penis costume. There's no bones about it. This costume looks like a giant penis. When you slide into the costume and secure your arms and ankles, turn on the fan and your costume will fill up with air! Maintain vision through the mesh mask, even if your stride may be restrained. In no time, you're ready to waddle into the room and let folks go nuts with laughter at your undeniable stones. A costume like this takes... guts, obviously! Is That a Costume in your Pocket?The jokes will practically write themselves when you wear this most direct of adult humor costumes. Flip the switch and bring your Inflatable Penis costume to life. All that's next is figuring out where to wear your crown for winning King of the Costume Contest!
Scary Ringmaster Costume for Men
1279175507$59.99
Coming to a Porch Near YouThat discount circus on the edge of town was creepy. You gave it a horrible review online. Everything seemed off! The clown's smiles seemed cruel. The acrobatics were jerky and zombie-like. And if you never saw that eerie ringmaster again, it would be too soon. He seemed unhinged. His mood swung from manically happy to horribly mad. The entire audience felt captivated by his performance, and not in a good way. Who knows, your review may have been the reason people stopped supporting that awful show. The circus had packed up and left two days ago. Good riddance, right?But, wait! What was that? Footsteps? Is one of your neighbors playing organ music? Shh! There's definitely someone at your door. Someone who wants to give you a backstage pass to the show of a lifetime!Design & DetailsThis Made By Us scary ringmaster is not a character that you'd want showing up at your door late at night, which makes it just the type of costume you'd want showing up before Halloween! Our in-house designers put this high-quality look together for your spooky entertainment. It features a velvet tailcoat with embroidery around the collar and cuffs. The attached vest panels have a vintage stripe pattern while the ruffled shirt front will make you feel like you're straight out of a twisted Victorian circus. The look is ready for showtime with black pants trimmed with piping and a dapper top hat!That's the ticketAre you ready to take on the most important role in your demented circus? While the lush fringe and velvet of this costume will make you feel like a star, you don't have to run the show alone! Pair up with all sorts of characters from lion tamers to clowns and you'll have a group costume that no one will forget!
Adult Flower Pot Costume
1275786349$24.99
Green Thumb's UpYou have a solid gardening track record: you've started a neighborhood community garden, you run a garden education program for kids, and you have transformed your backyard from an ugly abandoned lot to a green and blooming haven. As such an avid gardener, you know that growing plants is all about a careful balance of knowledge, weather, and luck! Thankfully, your Halloween costume doesn't have to be so carefully tended to produce amazing results.This Adult Flower Pot Costume creates a perfect bloom each and every time you wear it, come rain or shine! Not only that, but it's a clever and unique way to celebrate your green thumb this Halloween. You can give out gardening tips to others at the party, or you can just relax and rest easy, knowing that you are a bright and cheery beacon of loveliness. Either way, we think you look amazingly fresh and festive in this exclusive costume!Design & DetailsOur design team grew this costume from the seed of an idea, then tended it carefully to ensure it grew into a look you would love! It's comprised of a faux, foam terra cotta flower pot you can wear over your own black leggings and a long-sleeved tee. The pot has wire in the upper and lower edges to help keep its shape, ensuring it won't wilt with wear. Fabric suspenders tie at the shoulders and give the pot its floating effect. The hood and sunglasses are sold separately, and complete this totally bloomin' look!Flower PowerLook at how much energy this cute costume has given you! You'll brighten everyone's night when you strut into the costume party in this punchy look. You're already a happy-go-lucky person, now you get to embody your uplifting power on Halloween, too, thanks to this cheery costume!
Crazy Color Clown Costume for Girls
1267190566$34.99
Clowning AroundHas she been clowning about? Maybe it's time we liven up her wardrobe, and let her become the colorful clown she's always wanted to be with this Crazy Color Clown costume! She can entertain all the runners at a color run, make friends with young children at a birthday party, or even make her first foray into the circus ring under the big top when she has this unique costume to go in.Product DetailsThis detailed costume is sure to have any girl ready for action at the circus or rodeo. The vibrant dress features a paint splatter design on white, and with oversized buttons and attached rainbow suspenders, she's going to be feeling gaga. The effect of this costume ensemble is amplified when the luxurious mesh overlay skirt flows over the matching leggings. She can complete the clown look by attaching the included hat to a fun multi-colored wig (sold separately) and just complete the look with a hilarious makeup application. With this style, she's guaranteed to be the funniest person on this side of the rainbow. In fact, this look is so vibrant, she might feel like she rode the rainbow into town!
Infant Salt and Pepper Shaker Sweeties Costumes
1265311365$34.99
We Go TogetherSalt and pepper: The dynamic duo! They're always together and they complement each other so well. They're just like the little twins or the mini best buds you know. Where one goes, the other is sure to follow, and if you see one without the other, it just looks weird. Sure, they're great on their own, but they're having the most fun when they're seasoning each other's lives with their joint mischief. Product DetailsShake up the costume game with this pair of Infant Salt & Pepper Shaker Sweeties Costumes! The set includes one black tunic with long sleeves and silver trim along the collar, shoulders, and down the sides to mimic the shape of a diner-style shaker. The hemline is also trimmed with silver fabric and conceals elastic edging. The front is printed with a white oval that features an oversized capital "P" in its center. The white tunic has matching silver edging and hem as well as a silver-outlined oval on the center chest that features an oversized capital "S." Each tunic comes with a puffy hat shaped like the top of a seasoning shaker and made out of shiny silver material. Both can be worn over leggings or pants for an outfit that's as comfortable as it is adorable. The Two You Really Need If you don't have a certain spice for a recipe, you can usually substitute for another - unless it's salt or pepper! Those are absolutely necessary. We're guessing you might start feeling that this costume is absolutely necessary for your little cuties, too!
Girl's Grammy Gertie Costume
1267062376$29.99
AN OLD SOUL AT HEARTKids and the elderly have a lot in common despite their huge age difference. Senior citizens and preschoolers are both prone to crankiness. If they miss a nap or their favorite program, watch out because their crankiness gets kicked into overdrive. Those a little long in the tooth may not go into full-blown temper tantrum mode, but those youngsters surely will. A missed episode of "PAW Patrol" means sobbing and maybe even screaming fits. (Oh, brother!) These two groups also prefer soft foods, take their daily Multivitamins, and they absolutely have no filter whatsoever. If they think your patchwork vest is dorky, don't worry, kids and seniors will let you know. But no matter how many times your patience gets tested, preschoolers and the elderly can easily capture your heart! The Girl's Grammy Gertie costume highlights how youngsters and old people are one and the same. Dress her in this costume, get her a crossword puzzle, pour a glass of prune juice, then tune into "Murder, She Wrote." Now, she's the mini-version of your mother-in-law. This is a moment to be cherished! PRODUCT DETAILSThe Girl's Grammy Gertie costume is an exclusive, Made by Us design, meaning it's crafted from high-quality fabric and made to last. The floral dress with large collar is offset by a green jacket. This costume also comes with a pair of black frame glasses and a gray wig with an interior mesh wig cap for comfort.KIDS THESE DAYS...The adorable costume can be complemented by a cane prop and faux-pearl earrings. Invite the grandparents over for a good laugh because Grammy and Pop-Pop will hoot and holler once they see how their beloved granddaughter aged overnight. They'll take plenty of pictures to show all their friends at the old folks home.
Adult Blue Baby Kit
1324440831$18.99
Babies Have it MadeIt’s pretty hard NOT to be jealous of babies. After all, people wait on them hand and foot. They never have to cook their own meals. They don’t have to get a job. They don’t have any bills. They can spend the majority of their day napping and no one chastises them. They don’t even need to get up to use the toilet. Adults really do get the short end of the stick.What if there was a way for you to recapture that careless attitude of infancy? What if there was a way for you to get rid of responsibility, even if just for an evening at your next costume party? What if you could once again revert to the days of being a baby? What if you could spend your whole day napping with a little whirly mobile hanging above your bed? What if people could take one look at you and immediately feel the urge to pamper you with baby talk and a bottle? Well, perhaps there’s a way to do all that with this adult blue baby kit.Product DetailsThis adult baby costume kit comes with everything you need to look like a big baby. Everyone will see you for the sweet young boy that you truly are. Your own mother might be so overwhelmed with emotion that she’ll want to break out that old stroller from you were just a wee little lad.Grown-Up AdviceAnd for one evening, you can head to the costume party dressed up like a baby. You can ignore your responsibilities and pretend that you don’t have to work. We do, however, advise against trying to wear this blue baby kit every day. The more fun you have dressed as a baby, the less you’ll want to return to being a grown-up!
Nerd Glasses
1328435399$6.99
Are you sick of everyone asking you about your hobbies and pass time activities? Well once you throw on a pair of these Nerd Glasses there won't be any more questions! Everyone, right away, will know that you are a huge fan of role playing dice games, have an unmatched collection of limited edition comic books, and can quote just about every line from the most famous science fiction film series.There won't be a doubt in anyone's mind when it comes to the superiority of your LARP skills or the power of your ultimate Magic deck. With this accessory, you'll attract more people with the same interests as you and ward off anyone trying to waste your time with mindless small talk. Just make sure you know the rules to all those games like the back of your hand and brush up on all your favorite comics, because with these Nerd Glasses on you may start receiving questions about a lot more than your leisurely activities.