She swings through the air…What’s your favorite part about going to the circus? Is it the elephants with their neat tricks? The funny clowns spilling out of that tiny car to pull off so many hilarious pranks? The thrilling lion tamer and his ferocious lions? If you’re like us, it’s got to be the amazing acrobats! These aerial daredevils do tricks that make our heads spin and our hearts pounds, whether they’re catching each other mid-air or walking along a tightrope high above our heads. We know that if we joined the circus, that’s what we’d want to be!Unfortunately, we’re just not quite coordinated enough to be world-class acrobats. If we tried, we’d definitely plummet to the ground if there was no safety net. (We don’t think we’d even risk it if there was a net anyway!) We can’t even cross a tightrope two inches off the ground, let alone 50 feet!Product detailsIf you’re hopelessly ungraceful like we are, never fear! You can still feel like an authentic acrobat in this Women's Majestic Trapeze Artist Costume. This beautiful pale purple costume is exactly what you need for any aerial feats… or just looking good while your feet are still firmly planted on the ground. The leg holes are stylishly ruffled, and there are matching ruffled arm bands to go with. There’s also lovely lace trim down the front for that extra flair.…with the greatest of ease!Next time you have the urge to live out your high top dreams but are prudent enough to stay on the ground, slip into this Women's Majestic Trapeze Artist Costume. You might not be able to do all the flips and sumersaults that real aerial stars can do, but you’ll definitely feel like a real acrobat whenever you’re wearing this costume!
I’m blue, da ba dee, da ba daa, Da ba dee, da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee, da ba daa, da ba dee, da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee, da ba daaWe took a survey around the office, and Eiffel 65’s crossover Eurodance earworm “Blue” (helpfully subtitled “Da Ba Dee”) was the number-one song we’d all call into Radio Disney to request when we were kids. Your child will be singing its catchy strains again in no time in this Blue Second Skin.Maybe, like Tobias Fünke from Arrested Development, your child is gripped by a desire to join the Blue Man Group. While we haven’t heard that the New York performance art trio-gone-Vegas mainstays are accepting junior members, this Blue Second Skin has got to be just about the best way for your kid to get a head start practicing what it’s like to be blue all the time––and without getting blue paint all over everything they come into contact with. There’d be no question of whether or not they’d brushed their teeth if everything they touched was stained blue, but it doesn’t really seem worth the trade-off in Mr. Clean Magic Erasers.Don’t just feel blue––be blue in this form-fitting jumpsuit. Your talented kid can start a musical group, a miming troupe, or just be the person having the most fun at the party because no one can tell who you are. If your child likes to blend into the ocean, the sky, and amidst Smurfs, they’re sure to feel at home in this Blue Second Skin. If nothing else, they can be the “before” picture to Violet Beauregarde’s blueberry transformation.
SilenceWe all try to find a way to get our kids to be quiet. Just for a minute. Heck, just for a few consecutive seconds. We try playing the quiet game. That doesn’t work. We try bribing them with fruit, hopefully, their mouths are too full for them to talk. No, they just talk around the food. Kids LOVE to make a whole of noise...It's not that we don't love what they have to say. But sometimes it can be inappropriate when they are talking. The best place to sing their favorite song isn't in the middle of the movie theater. It doesn't help that all the characters on TV are loud, and love to be loud all the time, and probably talk a lot, too. That's why you've got to introduce role models that have the best values and attributes. That, of course, would be Mimes.Design & DetailsHave you heard that stripes are always in style? We tend to agree. And these stripes come with silence! They'll love staying in character about as much as you will love them staying in character while they wear this authentic looking Mime costume. It's got a striped shirt with lots of stretch, black pants with real pockets, and a cute little red bandana to tie around the neck. Of course, it's topped off with a signature black beret!Mime TimeWe might have the perfect thing to keep your kid quiet, at least for a little bit! This Child Mime Costume will let them act out their thoughts, instead of blurting them out of their mouth. Hopefully, this will keep your little one from spewing out what at home would be hilarious, but in public is completely embarrassing. And when you put them in time out you can watch as they try to get out of the box that they are "stuck" in. Putting their hands up against an imaginary prison. It's true what they say "Silence isn't golden." No, it's black and white, and mime all over.
P. T. Barnum build a legendary circus, but does anyone remember Bailey's name when it comes to Barnum & Bailey? Nope! Why not? James Anthony Bailey (That was his name, by the way. Good ol' J. A. Bailey, although it doesn't have the ring of P. T. Barnum, we admit) was at least half of Barnum & Bailey's Circus. Then you've got the Ringling Brothers, who teamed up with Barnum & Bailey to form the greatest show on earth. But do you know any of their names? Of course not. You're too busy enjoying the incredible circus! You wouldn't even know how many brothers there were (There were seven brothers, although only five of the brothers worked to build the circus together).So what we're saying is, when you decide to become the Ringmaster of the greatest show on earth, you're going to want to make sure you've got a memorable name. How about... P. T. Barnling? Or Ringling Barnbros? Okay those could use some work. But listen, you're the entertainer, not us! You come up with the unforgettable name. In the meantime, you can practice your image and showmanship in this gorgeous Ringmaster costume. You'll also probably need to fend of some lions and command and elephant to stand on two legs. Classic Ringmaster stuff, if you're up for it. Just don't lose your top hat thinking up that name. It'll come to you as naturally as your skills as a Ringmaster. You're a part of the circus now, friend. Give them a show to write home about (or tweet about. Might get more buzz by tweeting).Note: We are not responsible for any elephant, lion, or trapeze attacks while wearing this costume.
The Abridged BioGalileo had guts. He also had an brother who borrowed tons of money from him to pursue his dream of being a professional lute player (brothers, right?)... but that's a whole other story! Armed with nothing but mathematics, a telescope (which he invented), and a plucky attitude, he decided to make the argument that the Earth revolved around the sun. Seems kind of obvious now, but back then, the powers that be didn't like that sort of talk. In fact, Galileo even started a little feud with the Pope! The Pope of the time wasn't a fan of Galileo's scientific theories, so he made Galileo renounce his scientific findings and he eventually put Galileo on house arrest. He put everything on the line to show the world his findings, and became the "father of modern physics!"It just goes to show that sometimes, you have to question the status quo! That's exactly what this Made by Us Galileo Galilei Costume does!Design & DetailsOur costume designers are big fans of Galileo. His defiant attitude and dedication to finding facts are awesome and they wanted to create an outfit that captures the spirit and attitude of Galileo. They looked at classic paintings of him and this is what they came up with! The costume stars with a black jacket that has buttons down the front. The white collar and matching sleeves add a pop of white contrast the to dark coat. The costume also comes with a pair of pants and a wig that's made out of synthetic materials. It has an attached beard and mustache to help give you his iconic look from various historical portraits. Put it all together and you might be ready to challenge the current status quo on astronomy!Reach for the StarsYou can study the stars... or you could start a brand new feud with the Pope. We recommend doing the first one and avoiding the second one!
Staple Shortage There’s a saying that goes “You never know what you have until it’s gone.” Think about all the things you use on a daily basis that make our lives livable but that you usually don’t take notice of. For example, forks and spoons, so we don’t have to eat with our fingers. You don’t really consider how useful they are until you pour yourself a bowl of cereal and then realize none of your spoons are clean. (We don’t recommend trying to eat the cereal with a fork. Very inefficient.) One of the greatest underappreciated champions of our households is toilet paper. Of all the things to run out of, it is possibly the worst. What else are we supposed to use to entertain our cats or make an emergency mummy costume? And what is sadder than having to throw a party on short notice when you don’t have any? Where’s the fun in decorating without toilet paper streamers and lovely white paper flowers? Product Details Show your appreciation of our unsung hero with this Toilet Paper Costume! It has a wire rim to keep that nice round shape and a printed flower design to look like the real thing. The tunic goes over any outfit so you can stay comfy in your own clothes while still showing off a unique costume. You could also get a friend to dress up as a toilet (or even the poop that goes in it) and have a fun group theme! A Notable Necessity Although it’s technically not a superhero, we think toilet paper is pretty great. It certainly saves people from a lot of different poopy situations! If you’re also a fan, then this Toilet Paper Costume is for you. Bring some laughter to any party all while reminding people what types of things really save the world every day!
Small Change, Maximum Effect We don't pay a lot of attention to feet, usually. That's why it's such a fun idea to change them super subtly. After all, your face gets masks, your hands get gloves, and the rest of your body gets costumes. Why limit your feet to boring, normal shoes? Product DetailsPut your best foot forward in this pair of Funny Feet Costume Shoes for Men! Made of sturdy vinyl, the slide-style slippers are molded to look like bare human feet with oversized toes and big veins. The outer soles feature a textured, anti-slip surface. Twinkle Toes If you brought these feet to a podiatrist, he or she would probably be a little worried for you. But if you wear them with a Halloween costume, they're sure to be a hit. Add these to an outfit and watch your friends try to hide their double-takes when they see your funny flippers.
You've Got a Chicken To RideIs your child looking for an egg-cellent Halloween costume? (Yep, this is going to be a pun-filled paragraph, so hold on to your straw hat) Most barnyard costumes have been done before. The two-person horse is a classic but relying on other people for costumes can saddle kids with too much responsibility. A lamb costume can make your child feel too sheepish. And of course, your kiddo could totally dress up as an actual chicken but all those feathers getting in his or her mouth while trying to eat Halloween treats can make your kid feel a little foul-tempered. That's why this chicken ride costume is sure to win the blue ribbon at any costume party throughout the year. This is one costume that's sure to ruffle feathers in a good way!Product DetailsThis costume is less complicated than it looks. All your child will need is a farmers hat and a shirt to throw on under the feathery suspenders that hold this feathered friend up. Stuffed legs hang on the side of the bird while your kiddo's actual legs are in the yellow chicken legs. The chicken's body is stuffed and sculpted with a red tail and adorable head with a cheerful yellow beak and gobbler. Your kids will look like they are riding around with the attached white reins. Hatching a PlanWhile this costume would make a great trick-or-treat ensemble, that holiday isn't the only reason to wear this costume. Your child can strut their stuff at the county fair parade, a farm themed party, or while attending a special 4-H fundraiser. Don't count on this chicken remaining in the closet after Halloween is over because once your child has a chicken to ride, you simply can't coop it up!
Color Us SurprisedWhenever we take out our coloring books here at the Halloweencostumes.com office, we are always surprised at the lack of sufficient pinks to really make our drawings pop with color. There is just no way to make accurate coral reefs without a good variety of pinks!That is why we petitioned our staff to make this dress. This won’t help us color at all, but it will help us a lot to know that we filled a gap in the market that needed filling. The best thing we can each do is to keep on coloring and keep petitioning Crayola for more shades of pink!Product DetailsMaking sure you are dressed right for any occasion is very important, which is why we recommend setting yourself up right with this Women's Tickle Me Pink Crayola Crayon Costume. This “Made By Us” costume was put together by our hard working and careful artisans, so you will feel good about wearing this for years to come. The included dress and hat are what will make you stand out in any box of 64 crayons. This bright pink color is both flattering and fun, and we are confident that you will be happy with the fit of this dress. How could you not, when you will be tickled pink by the pun the whole time you wear it?Pink is the New BlackIf you are searching for the perfect way to look classic and fun, then you are in the right place. You will feel like a winner in this cool and comfortable costume. Just make sure you avoid anyone with a big crayon box for a costume!
While some kids may fear clowns, others love them! And even if they fear clowns themselves, the best way to beat that fear is to join the crowd, right?This Children's Clown Costume is a cute and funny costume idea for kids to wear while out trick-or-treating this year. Your child will want to practice juggling or do a funny dance to entertain the crowd when they put on this funny kid’s clown costume. Not everyone was born to entertain under the Big Top, but we think your child is just what the circus has been looking for (and we’re sure you tell them that all the time!).This child clown will turn your child’s frown upside down (literally!) with all of the pizazz a clown costume should have. The yellow vest has an attached white undershirt to provide a good base layer. The red and blue jacket has green and yellow sleeves and is the perfect over layer to the base shirt. A colorful bowtie is attached to the vest as well as red buttons for a detailed look. Two faux pockets are sewn at the hips with big orange buttons. Matching pants are included that have an elastic waist for a comfortable fit and they have red and blue cuffs for even more clown-like detail. A yellow daisy foam hat is also included to top off this funny look. Pick up a wig, a clown nose, and some funny big red shoes to get them really looking the part! Don’t forget about the clown makeup!
Bold BehaviorIf you had to choose 3 words to describe your toddler, they’d be: adventurous, fiery, and bold. Rarely does a school day go by when your kiddo isn’t sent home from daycare with a slip explaining why their pants have a new tear or stain on the knees or seat. Typically, they were the only one to find the mud puddle hidden behind the shrubs that run along the fence. When you address them about it and explain that wandering away from their teachers and diving into bushes everyday isn’t safe, they launch into what could be a 3-page paper on why it is, in fact, okay. They even try to explain why it’s better that they continue to adventure outside of their classmates’ and teachers’ eyeline. Then, every morning, when you readdress the rules of school before sending them off in their unique, mismatched, self-styled outfit, they smile with a mischievous twinkle in their eyes.Product DetailsWhen your little one came to you at a loss for what they wanted to be for Halloween you were slightly perplexed. Their go-to suggestions of explorer, dragon, or even an all-powerful fairy weren’t cutting it apparently, but you weren’t sure what would. Luckily, you found this Toddler’s Red Crayon Costume and we have to say it sounds perfect for your kiddo! The simple 2-piece ensemble turns your toddler into a bright red crayon that’s ready to leave a mark on the world—or at least another blank wall. With the cone-shaped hat on the top of their head and the tube-shaped, crayon wrapper printed tunic secured around their shoulders, they’re sure to stand out from the crowd.Color the Town RedWhether your toddler is coloring the world red at playtime or you’re hoping the bright color will keep them visible even if they dive into the bushes while trick-or-treating, this Red Crayon Costume for toddlers is the choice for you and yours!
Seeing Red What would we do without that vibrant hue, red? It perfectly conveys strong emotion, warnings, and even tastiness. It's perfect for stop signs and stop lights, fast cars, juicy strawberries and hot peppers. When it's in a crayon form, it can create boiling, molten lava oozing out of a volcano, or color in a superhero's flapping cape as its wearer speeds off to the rescue. And don't forget about dragon flame, knights' shields, and princess gowns! Product DetailsYour child will glow when she's wearing this exclusive, officially licensed Girl's Toddler Red Crayon Costume Dress! The knee-length dress fastens at the back and features a sleeveless bodice made of stretch knit polyester fabric. The chest area is printed with Crayola's signature black crayon wrapper detailing, as is a printed band around the hips. The torso is decorated with a vertical Crayola logo. The skirt is printed with both light and dark red. The final touch is a fabric-covered plastic headband topped with an attached hat that's shaped like a crayon's tip. Red Carpet Treatment If your little girl wants to feel like a superstar, definitely dress her in this fun costume! It may inspire her to request only red-colored trick-or-treat candy this Halloween. This would be an awesome challenge, since it covers everything from spicy cinnamon-flavored chews to watermelon bubble gum to cherry lollipops to red-wrapped chocolate bars. It's only fair that she collects them all so that she can practice drawing them later (after she eats most of them, of course).
Sugar and Spice, and Everything NiceClowns are some of our favorite circus performers everywhere. They're so good at tumbing and cracking jokes, and making others smile. Your toddler is the same way: Not a day goes by that she doesn't put on a small show or crack her family and friends up with her own infectious giggle. But she has another side to her too, because she loves the sweet things in life. When you combine her two interests, you get a magical outfit! Product DetailsYour little one can live the sweet life in this Toddler Sweet Treats Clown Costume! The polyester jumpsuit is super soft, with cute puffed sleeves and ruffles at the ankles. Its made of alternating blocks of fabric patterned with multicolored polka dots and fabric striped with pink, yellow and blue. Big pom-poms are sewn to the bodice, and the collar and waistband are printed with a pattern that looks like a waffle cone. The included headpiece has a white polka-dot ruffle beneath a pointed waffle-print crown. Say, "Ice Cream!" What's more perfect than a Halloween costume that celebrates sweet treats? When people see your toddler dressed in such a cute outfit, they'll probably feel like giving her all of the chocolate bars, sour gummy strings, taffy, bubblegum, fruit chews and candy corn they have. Which is just fine with your little clown! You can explain later that even superstar circus performers like herself still have to share with the ringmaster (that's definitely you.)
Life is tough as a tornado. People call you a blowhard, and they’re not wrong. People tend to scatter when they see you coming. You’re constantly dizzy from all the spinning. You’re never allowed in china shops or any other place with fragile merchandise. Storm chasers are always following you around, gawking and making you feel self conscious. And finding an insurance provider willing to cover you is a real headache.All you really want to do is have one night where you can kick back with your friends like a regular person. But going to the movies isn’t an option, since you demolish the theater before the movie even starts. If you try to go to the pool, you accidentally start a tsunami. You’d just like one day where people don’t flee screaming from your approach.We’re afraid we can’t really help you there. But we’ve got another idea: why not embrace yourself and your unique… abilities? You were born this way, and you should be proud. It’s not everyone who can clear a 10-mile radius by just walking through, or destroy a building that took six months to construct. Instead of focusing on the negatives, look at the positives. You’re powerful. Breathtaking. Ferocious. You literally take the world by storm.Embrace your inner tornado in this Adult Tornado Costume. The while polyfoam tunic is overlaid with spiraled strips of black and white nylon netting, and it comes with cutouts that can be tucked behind netting strips as desired. Slip into this costume and you’ll be turning heads—literally!
Trouble in ParadiseWhen all the LOL Surprise dolls get together, they need over 500 gallons of tea for the tea party. They require 1000 scones, 200 pounds of butter, 150 jars of jam, and an unheard of number of cucumber and mayonnaise sandwiches.From the beginning to the end of the tea party, though, everyone has the best time. Just chit chatting and enjoying one another’s company is all that they need. That is, until the tea runs out… The whole mood changes if there isn’t enough tea!Product DetailsMaking sure you are dressed right for any occasion is very important, which is why we recommend setting yourself up right with this Kids Pop Heart LOL Surprise Costume. The included A-line satin dress has pretty, glittery graphics on the front and back. The mech leggings have an elastic waistband that is both comfortable and secure. The fabric-covered headband has bangs attached, so you will be sure to have that classic hairdo that you are looking for. All in all, this costume is perfect for any fan of the LOL Surprise dolls. Looking and feeling just like your favorite character is as easy as putting on this cool and quality costume!Dolled UpIf you are searching for the perfect way to look classic and magnificent, then you are in the right place. You will feel like a winner in this cool and comfortable costume. Just make sure you practice the poses that will really make you look like Pop Heart!
Performer ExtraordinareDo you hear that? It’s the roar of the crowd, cheering for you! As you stand just outside the red-and-white tent flaps, you can hear them screaming for the ringmaster – that master of the circus, the king of all party-throwers! Amidst the many dazzling spectacles, the ringmaster is the figure that all eyes follow. Even the clowns on unicycles, the fearsome lions and tigers, the adorably plump trained seals, and the dizzying acrobats can’t compete with the ringmaster’s charisma. He plays the crowd like a grand piano, drawing on their excitement and their sense of wonder to produce a show like no one has ever seen before. That’s show business, baby!Design & DetailsDazzle and delight in your Spotlight Ringmaster Men’s Costume! Such an incredibly dashing entertainer needs an incredibly dashing costume, don’t you agree? We’ve got you covered. The 100 percent polyester satin red tailcoat pairs beautifully with the black trouser pants embellished with gold trim. The vest front features gold swirl brocade detail. Add the black top hat for the crowning touch (pardon our pun). Its red satin trim is as delightful as its collapsible design.Big Top Fun Long after the circus is over, everyone will still be talking about the incredible ringmaster! Whether partying with your friends or hosting a show to end all shows, you’ll be ready for anything in your Spotlight Ringmaster Men’s Costume.
Surely, You Jest!Sexy and clown? Yeah, you read that right. They said it couldn't be done. They called us crazy! They told us that clowns were always either funny or scary, and that making a sexy clown costume was impossible. Well, we have a knack for attempting the impossible when it comes to costume design... and our designers really went to the circus with this Sexy Clown Costume for men.It combines classic, funny elements from traditional clown outfits with just a twist of seductive style that will have everyone rethinking their ideas about clowns.Design & DetailsReady to bring a new kind of clown to the circus? This Made By Us design is the perfect way to showcase your steamy side while garnering a few laughs! The costume starts with a mesh cop top, which has red, yellow, and blue polka dots all over it. The form-fit style helps you showcase your body, while adding a fun splash of color to your look. The jersey knit shorts with elastic in the waist and have a rainbow stripe pattern.The suspenders are attached to the shorts and clip onto the front of the shorts with metal clips. This helps give it a retro look, while also helping the fit of the shorts. The foam bow tie has a satin exterior and fits with an elastic band. Finally, the hat is made out of a stiff felt material, so it will keep its shape through all of your wacky antics!
Huuurrrrrry Up...Sometimes, it feels like there is nothing on Earth that is slower than your kids getting ready in the morning. Embrace that slothlike speed by grabbing this Inflatable Sloth Kid's Costume. Cut down on the slow dressing by getting them a costume that they literally stand in, you zip up, and then you hit the power button. Done and done! Now it's off to the races (well, theoretically, anyway.)Product DetailsThere's nothing easier than this inflatable kid's sloth costume. Zip it up and go! No small pieces, no random accessories to keep track of, and nothing that can hurt another kid (but those claws sure look epic!) Just four AA batteries (not included) and your kiddos are ready to hit the town as fast or as slow as they want. Hopefully they'll stay awake between houses--no telling how hard it would be to carry a kid in an inflatable back to the car.There's Enough Candy to Go AroundAlthough, the lure of candy might be enough to light a fire under your little sloth's behind. This inflatable will keep your kiddos warm (or cool, depending on where you live) and there's definitely no way you'll lose them in a crowd! This is a low effort, high reward costume. Just pick up four AA batteries, hit the "on" switch, and you're good to go. The kids can trick-or-treat at their own speed, while you do...whatever adults do while they wait for kids to finish collecting candy.
Through the years, they’ve been used as gags and props in some of the funniest slapstick skits every created. You know, Johnny Carson kept one in his desk…because, lets face I, they’re funny. Or is it that you make them funny? We believe it’s a little bit of both. If you’re the funny man or jokester of your circle, you should go the distance and add a Rubber Chicken Prop to your repertoire. The funny thing about a rubber chicken is that it’s a totally random object…something that you would least expect to see anywhere. When someone shows up with one, the hilarity ensues. Just watch out, they can be used to whack you with—yes, they’ve been used as a humorous weapon countless times. They’ve also been juggled, dressed up and left in places to surprise others. Why not leave it on your car dashboard after you’ve parked your car at the grocery store. It will surely make people think. We dare you to find 101 ways to express your sense of humor with it. Just be aware of the Golden Rule…yes, the Rubber Chicken can be used against you, so play nice!
Moon KidsSome kids are full of surprises. You ask some children what costume they want to wear and they'll give you a pretty standard answer, like their favorite superhero or maybe a "pirate." Those are all fine choices—nothing wrong with them at all.But your child? They like to break expectations and throw some serious curveballs. When you ask them what they'd like to dress up as, they proudly proclaim "THE MOON!" and now you have the strange mission of tracking down a costume of the moon. Well, we think that all of those curveball kids are awesome and we want to help them realize their strange astronomical dreams!It just so happens that we have this Inflatable Moon Costume for kids. It's designed to look just like Earth's iconic satellite and it's a great choice for any astronomer-in-training.Design & DetailsIf your child wants the moon, then you've come to the right place! This simple costume is an easy way for any child to turn into the moon. The costume is made out of an airtight fabric that has the surface of the moon printed on the exterior. The suit has an attached fan inside of it.With the simple flip of a switch, the fan will inflate the costume into a sphere in moments! Just leave the switch on to keep the costume inflated while they wear it! The suit comes with openings for your child's head, arms, and legs. Your child can wear their normal clothes underneath, making this a quick and easy costume to change into.Astronomy 101Your child can wear this costume for Halloween, but it works great for astronomy presentations in class. Just imagine the extra credit your child will earn when they give a report on the moon... while being dressed up as the moon!
You can read the name of this mask in two ways: yes, there is the obvious way that this is a mask of a crying baby's face. You knew that already. But it may also mean that it is a mask that will make babies cry. It's a professional baby crying mask, guaranteed to make any baby cry at the mere site of it. It may also make grown-ups cry, although we're not 100% on that.But this mask definitely has an uncanny valley thing going for it, you know? Like sure it's obviously a mask but it also almost kinda looks real. You can see they obviously see they based it on a real crying baby, but... is it possible they've gone too far? They were so busy wondering if they could they never stopped to ask if they should. But here we are, and here you are buying it. Sure, it's a bit creepy, but that's kind of the point, right?
Nerd Alert!So, you've heard that nerds are all the rage this year. The only problem? Your child is a totally cool and popular girl! If there's nothing nerdy about your gal, then you'll have to get creative if she wants to hop on the bandwagon for Halloween.This Nerd Kit for Girls can turn even the queen bee of the seventh grade into a Grade A dweeb, instantly. How fun! No one will even be able to recognize your little fab fashionista around the school hallways!Product DetailsSuspenders, neckties, and glasses...oh my! This little kit has it all, from the bow in her (nerdy) braids to the pins on her (nerdy) shirt. A patch reads "I Love Nerds," in case there was any doubt. All she needs is one of those gigantic TI-82 calculators (are those things still around?) and a Periodic Table to tote around, just in case she needs to rattle off some of the elements. Smart StartOf course, the one thing this look can't do is instill nerdy smarts in its wearer, but luckily, your kid already has them in spades! She may not be a member of the mathletes, but she certainly looks the part for trick-or-treating this year!
The Real MVPWho's the most important player in the game of football? Is it the quarterback, with his keen eye and incredible throwing arm? Is it the defensive lineman, with his ability to stop the offense in its tracks? Maybe the wide receiver who makes unbelievable touchdown catches or even the kicker who wins the game with a three-point field goal? Actually, no. It's the ball, because without a football, the other players would just be a bunch of guys standing around in tight, shiny pants. Product DetailsIf you've been waitin' all day for Sunday night, you're going to love wearing your exclusive Inflatable American Football Costume for Adults! The unisex bodysuit zips up the back and features elastic inside its arm and leg openings. Its brown windbreaker fabric is printed with a horizontal white stripe at the top and bottom, as well as printed white "lacing" details up the front. A small, battery-operated fan is installed at the back right side. When fully inflated, the suit is shaped like a giant football. Run the Ball Few things in life bring people together quite like a good game of football. Not because we're all rooting for the same players, of course. But doing some friendly trash-talking of the other team while cheering on your own side is pretty uniting all the same. It may even inspire you and your friends to go outside for a quick game of flag football. You may have to coach from the sidelines, however. You're too big to throw (thank goodness).
Blue Rhapsody Why is "feeling blue" a bad thing? Blue is amazing! It's one of the most commonly claimed favorite colors in the world, and if you are able to look at anything that's flavored with blue raspberry and not be immediately hungry, you are stronger than we are. Product DetailsHave the most sensational hair around when you wear this Crimped 'n Kooky Blue Wig for Adults! A mesh wig cap with a comfortably secure elastic edge is adorned with approximately shoulder-length bright blue synthetic hair. The hair is permanently crimped for lots of body and comes pre-style with a side part. It can be gently styled with non-heated tools. Always Blue-tiful Looking for a showstopping accessory for this year's clown, acrobat, doll, or magical creature outfit? Try this wig on for size! Or, simply pull it out of your closet on a normal day when you feel like turning heads.
A Coveted RoleOne day, your kid races through the front door in what you initially think is panic. You know something is up, but the answer to your curiosity is not what you were expecting. With excitement befitting having learned the end of the school year has come early, your little one tells you they are going to be the sunflower in this school year's music program.Relief is your first response, having started at worry when your kiddo flew through the door. Pride follows, of course, knowing you'll get to watch your kiddo show their talents to the whole community. And then, in the back of your mind, a touch of nervousness creeps in. How do we get a costume for this?Hi! Have we been formally introduced? We're HalloweenCostumes.com and we're pretty good at helping get the kids ready for any themed-dress event. The school music program is no exception, and we just so happen to have a lovely little flower ensemble for your kiddo.Design & DetailsDesigned by our talented costume-makers, this Flower Hoodie is an easy and stylish way to get your little one ready for their big debut. Down to the veins on the flower's leaves, this costume is ready for the stage. With just 1 piece it'll be a breeze for your kiddo to get prepared for any flower event. Bright yellow petals are sewn into the hood and create a full bloom when worn. The body of the costume acts like a flower stem while the sleeves are made to look just like leaves. Our clever designers even added a slit in both leaf-sleeves to make sure your kiddo still has full use of their hands.Watch Them BlossomWhether they're on stage or out trick-or-treating, when your little one is dressed in this Flower Hoodie, we know you will get to see them blossom.
A hairy situationSo, you’re planning on attending a circus-themed costume party, eh? What on earth are you going to wear? There are so many options! But you’re more daring than the average costume partygoer. You don’t want to be some cliché character, like a clown, an acrobat or a sexy ringleader. What else will really make you stand out from among the crowd?We know! Why don’t you go as a bearded woman? Flirty acrobats are so last Halloween, and there will probably be at least three at this year’s party anyway. Bearded ladies have been a staple of carnivals and circuses since the 1800s. Josephine Clofullia, who toured with P.T. Barnum, had such an impressive beard that she was actually taken to court because someone was convinced she was a man in disguise!Now, we understand the difficulty in committing to this costume… It can take forever to grow a beard, and the party is in two days! That’s not nearly enough time to became a truly authentic bearded woman. But we think we can help with a handy little cheat!Product detailsYou’re sure to be the star of the show with this Plus Size Women’s Bearded Lady Circus Costume! With this exclusive costume, you’re guaranteed to be the only one dressed like you are! The red polyester satin dress is floor length and possesses a stellar old-fashioned style. It comes with a front black-and-white striped inset that recalls circus tents of years gone by, and there’s glittering gold trim that runs along the front as well. (The costume does not come with a beard and, yes, we’re aware of the irony of this situation.)Ready for the roadNow that you have your exclusive bearded lady costume, you’ll be ready for anything, whether that’s a costume party or really running away with the circus!
The king or queen may be the one with all the actual power to govern. But behind the scenes, it’s usually the jester who’s really pulling the strings! So if you’ve got big plans but aren’t in any rush to take on the responsibility of real rule, you might want to consider brushing up on your knock-knock jokes and putting on this sinister Dark Jester Costume!Sure, the chump on the throne may be little more than your puppet. But it’s going to be hard to enact your diabolical agenda if anyone notices that you’re not the jovial joker that you pretend to be. And we’re not saying you have to become a master of stand-up or anything, but you’ve got to keep everybody chuckling if you want to distract them from your true purpose!Otherwise, you might be the one who winds up in stitches. After all, most people aren’t fond of being fooled by the fool! But if you manage to convince them that the surly sneer of your skull mask is really just a playful grin, you’ll always be able to snatch as much power as you crave!This hypnotic checkered costume set has everything you need to play the part of court jester, with details that can seem cheerful or macabre depending on the light. And since you seem to favor the shadows, we suspect that the decor of the royal palace is about to get a nefarious twist!
Picking the right pants is an important decision, maybe even the most important one you make before you head out every day. The color of pants you choose is going to decide if your shoes, belt, socks, jacket, and everything else go together, or if it's all just a jumbled mess! Sorry to sound so dramatic, we're just having flashbacks to the time we wore black socks with khaki slacks, and we were the laughing stock of the regatta... One safe bet is to slap on these Plus Size Black Pants! Black formal clothes all go together with other black clothes, no questions asked. So, go ahead and wear these comfy black pants with your black socks, shoes, belt, and jacket, and you'll look great. The worst case scenario is that you'll look like a Maitre D, or a mysterious, sharply-dressed, country singer, but in the world of fashion, it could be much worse!
The Night Is Dark and Full of TerrorsStrike fear into the hearts of many--but do it in a softer way--with this Inflatable Adult Skeleton Dragon Costume. With the simple click of the on switch, a tiny motor activates a fan that fully inflates this costume in moments. The white dragon bones pop against a dark, black background, and the wings and tail show the others in the room that you are not to be trifled with. It doesn't get any easier than an inflatable costume--but nobody will dare suggest that to your face.Product DetailsThis is a BYOB (bring your own batteries) situation, but you'll want to have extras on hand anyway because you won't want to take this Inflatable Adult Skeleton Dragon Costume off. The opening is in the front and it's easy to close and easy to remove so there's no need for an assistant's help all night. A battery powered fan inflates the costume and keeps you cool. Every bit, from your fingers to your toes, will be covered, and a clear panel inside the mouth helps you see where you're going. Flap your wings, wiggle your tail, and let out a roar, because you've arrived.Fly the SkiesYou won't really be able to take flight, but inside this Inflatable Adult Skeleton Dragon Costume you might feel like soaring through the air. There's no way to feel cramped or sweaty with a constant breeze around you, and who could be sad when they're dressed as a dragon?
Funny BusinessNice clowns are kind of amazing when you think about it. They're adept comedy performers who can put on a hilarious show while wearing a flashy and impractical getup complete with ruffles and red plastic noses. On the other hand, evil clowns are kind of amazing too. How do they manage to sneak up on people while wearing those shoes? Product DetailsDo as much clowning around as you want while wearing your exclusive Deluxe Clown Shoes for Adults! The Oxford-style shoes come with red laces and have lightly textured anti-skid heels. The uppers are made of blue, yellow, and red faux patent leather and the shoes come with red laces. Silliest Foot ForwardIf you're planning to run away to join the circus, or just planning a clown costume for Halloween, you'll need the right accessories! Add these shoes to your water-squirting flower and your colorful, curly wig, and you'll be ready to step into the circus ring.
What leads one down the path to being sinister? Maybe it was spending one too many nights, staring into the deep, never-ending darkness, or maybe someone just took the last donut on the wrong morning… As an infamous jokester once said, madness is like gravity all it needs is a little push to start down a path of destruction. Whatever drives one to that kind of unyielding madness, it's always nice to have an outfit that matches the mood. When you walk around in this Sinister Jester Costume everyone will know, that despite being completely sinister, you still enjoy a good laugh or two.Be a reminder to everyone this Halloween that one cannot spell “slaughter” without “laughter”. If you have a pretty dark sense of humor that other’s describe as sick, morbid, or sinister, then this is the costume for you. You’ll look as if you crawled out of the depths of the darkest nightmares and had a jolly ole time while doing so. While others may be walking around with horrific costumes of monsters, nothing will be as terrifying as you. It’s something about a demonic face with a hellish smile… it’s quite unsettling and sticks in one’s mind like gum on the bottom of a shoe.Take things to the next level this Halloween when you enter the party scene as this Sinister Jester. Just make sure to have some killer jokes and a few magic tricks that are to die for!
You could learn a lot from a Dummy. Buckle your safety belt.Everyone drives like a dummy sometimes. Well maybe not everybody, but a lot of people do. However, even if you are a good driver, you can still get into a car accident. It might just be worth it to take some advice from a dummy about safety belts.You used to love Larry, and Vince. (Larry a little more, because Vince was always ready to quit.) It was so exciting whenever they were on the TV. Sure they were telling you to buckle up, but they were doing it in a cool way. By showing you what happens to dummies when they don't wear their seat belts. They went flying through the windshield. Their arms, or legs becoming detached. Their car being demolished.This year you can bring Larry back. Dress up in this Crash Test Dummy Costume, and tell people about vehicle safety. Tell them about the dangers of not buckling up. Tell them all about what happens if you put small children in the front seat of a car. Remind them that airbags are pretty great, but you still need your safety belt on to be safe. So, throw on this costume, and watch some Crash Test Dummy commercials from the 80s, and 90s to brush up on your safety tips. Be warned though, you are not as easily repaired as Larry once was.
We've always seen the color red on most clowns out there. The problem these days with those clowns, however, is the fact that they just don't have the appeal they used to anymore ever since that string of horror movies featuring murderous and terrifying psycho clowns have come out. We still can't look at even the happy jokesters at the circus the same way anymore if they have red hair. We've decided to help come up with a solution. This Purple Clown Wig will look just as great on you as the red one except without the terrifying memories being brought up from everyone's childhood. Have you ever looked up "scary clown with a purple wig?" We did and there were more scary clown pictures with red wigs than purple ones! It just makes sense. Be the happy clown this Halloween. This has been a message from the society concerned about really eerie disguises or SCARED for short.
Seasonal SelectionDo you decorate your house for the holiday season? If you do, do you have a favorite theme? Some people love snowmen more than anything. Others love to put figures of Santa Claus all over their houses. Or maybe you like to see penguins everywhere you look! These are all great options, but we have a bit of a soft spot for nutcrackers, too. We’re not really sure why they’re usually dressed like soldiers, but we think there’s something about them that just feels classic. And of course, The Nutcracker ballet has helped to make them a symbol of the season—even if they can’t actually open any chestnuts!Design and DetailsYour little one can be the hero who helps to defeat the Mouse King with this gorgeous Toy Soldier Costume. This dress was Made By Us so your child can have an outfit that will help them feel the holiday spirit anytime they want! The red and blue dress features adorable ruffles on the cuffs and skirt, along with matching gold epaulets, trim, and buttons. The chest straps and belt add fun detail to the outfit, and the traditional hat finishes everything off with a fluffy white feather. Your child will have a great time parading around in this delightful costume—but we do have to caution them against trying to crack nuts with their teeth!
You can be a man. Discover the wheel, and build the Eiffel tower out of metal and brawn. But above all, be an anchorman! You can take the helm of Channel 4's news team when you suit up in this authentic Ron Burgundy costume. With the panache and bravado of the iconic 70s broadcaster, there's only going to be one phrase on your lips... stay classy, San Diego! This exclusive costume has all of the authentic details from Anchorman The Legend of Ron Burgundy, and with included wig and mustache, you'll look so good that you will even fool Baxter. Don't act like you're not impressed.
The Sound of SilenceWhen you think of toddlers, a lot of adjectives come to mind: Cute, messy, curious, sweet... But we think everyone can agree on the single best way to describe a toddler: Quiet. Toddlers are super, super quiet. Sometimes, when we're babysitting them, we kind of forget they exist, because they absolutely never break down into tantrums, screaming fits or uncontrollable sobs when they don't get their way. They always get along perfectly with other toddlers, with nary a dispute or cross word uttered. It's really hard to ever know where a toddler is in the house, because they move so silently.Because of this, we think that the best costume for a toddler is a mime outfit, since they're basically mini-mimes already! We're not sure how good they are at trapping themselves in invisible boxes or pulling on invisible lengths of rope, but that's probably something that they can pick up pretty quickly.Product DetailsAmuse your friends at your next costume party with this funny, exclusive Toddler Mime Costume. The outfit looks like a traditional mime costume and is made from comfy, 100 percent polyester jersey knit fabric. The striped pullover shirt has 3/4-length sleeves, while the black shorts have turned-up cuffs and an elastic waistband for a comfy fit. The shorts also have length-adjustable red elastic suspenders attached to the waistband. The costume comes with a red necktie and a an adorable black beret... since no mime is really a mime if they don't have a cute beret!To Mime Own Self Be TrueYour little one will be ready to bring down the house (but only through quiet, controlled gestures) with this little mime costume. In fact, we think this will be the start of a beautiful career! Who knows where they'll go as a mime? No one can say!
Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. Confetti flying all around the on-lookers, the amazingly talented performers somehow still able to move in the chilly November air. Ferris singing Twist and Shout, getting the whole city (except Cameron) to get up and sing and dance with him. The local 4th of July Parade that the whole town comes out for. Kids dressed in red, white, and blue. Candy thrown to the curbside, quickly grabbed up by little hands.We all love parades. The combination of loud boisterous performers and paper mache floats of all shapes and sizes (not quite the quality of the Macy's parade, but so much better because you helped make them). Kids going crazy on sugar highs. That special kind of hometown pride. And the marching bands! (We love the marching bands the most!) Those kids that get you up and clapping along to the beat of the drum and humming along with hits like Ozzy's Crazy Train and The Beatles Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds. Now just imagine a Rock and Roll King Mascot riding by! Everybody will want to get up and dance with him. Who knows maybe he'll come to life and start singing Twist and Shout! (We'll try not to be too stiff like Cameron!)
Punch Line Why do jokers carry staffs? Most of them do it to look more impressive, and to use them as props in goofy pratfalls. The more evil kind of joker uses them to trip up their victims who are trying to escape. You can usually tell what kind of joker you're dealing with based on how creepy their staff head is. Product DetailsAmaze and terrify your audience with this Joker Staff Accessory! The prop is made of plastic piping that has been covered in red molded latex to give it a twisted appearance. Its plastic topper is shaped and decorated to look ike a maniacally grinning jester wearing a six-pointed hat and a ruffled collar. It comes in two pieces and can be easily assembled. Here to Entertain Are you more likely to earn applause or screams of horror? Whichever kind of act you choose, you can be sure of looking properly impressive thanks to your cool accessory.
Have you ever wanted to be the crotchety old cat lady down the road? The one who steals the nerf footballs that fly into her yard from a missed Hail Mary pass. Sure, she seems mean and stuffy. But you know what they say. You got to walk a mile in someone’s shoes before you can fully understand her.Well, if you want to really get to know her then this Deluxe Old Woman Mask is the way to go. You can really get in her mindset by stealing all the nerf footballs in the neighborhood. We don’t suggest getting yourself a houseful of cats—that seems like a bit too much. Stick to two or three cats at maximum. Or you can just wear this mask as you jump scare your friends. What’s a better prank than standing over your friend’s bed with an old woman’s face until he feels the creepy eyes waking him up? Just watch out for flying fists, knees, and elbows.
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All Kinds of HumorJesters are an interesting character type. They can be all about slapstick and physical humor. Others are more about riddles and even have wise tidbits to share with their audience. But there is also the horror genre jester, whose jokes and maniacal humor are a danger to everyone around them. Take Harley Quinn, for instance, or even her companion The Joker. He might not wear a typical jester outfit, but he's got the same vibes. There's a lot of room for creativity in a jester's costume! You'll have a solid foundation piece in this Court Jester Plush Hat Black & White.Product DetailsThis black and white take on a jester hat is structured in the classic style of a historical "fool's cap." The hat has three offshoots, striped in black and white with some red lining. Each is shaped with foam and tipped with a small bell. Everyone will be able to hear your approach! The hat also features a diamond pattern around the base. On the inside, there is a size adjuster, so you can find the fit that most suits you. Are you going full slapstick? Or will your makeup be gory? It's up to you!
Bright NightIt can somehow feel easier to be down in the dumps and give in to gloom. The really hard work is choosing to shine brightly, even when life is tough. You just happen to be the kind of gal that gleams from head to toe, regardless of the day. Things other people complain about, you feel grateful for. And when people chit-chat about how bad the weather is, you try to find the silver lining. So, how about now you become that silver lining? In this Women's Rainbow Dress Costume, you can step out on Halloween night dressed as the bright beacon of hopeful cheer you were made to be. We promise you'll look as good as you'll feel, and vice versa. You'll also be a welcome respite from the dark gloominess of all those zombies, witches, demons, and vampires out there! Product DetailsThis giddy getup answers the age-old question: can rainbows somehow be...flirty? It seems they can! This dress is exquisitely made by us and exclusive to our line, and it somehow walks the fine line between cheerful and sassy. We love it. It's SO you. It's a short blue shift dress with a bold rainbow on both the front and back, along with a cloud-inspired ruffled hem. Slip on the sunny headband and prepare to be wowed at your especially great mood and inspirational look. Cloud ControlAs you float through the Halloween party, make sure you home in on anyone complaining—one sight of you ought to turn their mood around and remind them to look on the bright side!
A Bit of a StretchIf we were living back in the 1950s and told you about our idea for a TV show revolving around a stretchy green stick guy, you'd probably have thought we were crazy. But the show would be even stranger than that, we'd eagerly insist: There would be a talking red pony, villains with cube-shaped heads, a yellow dinosaur who aspired to be a detective, a flying blue mermaid who could spit blue goo balls, a mastodon and a chicken.But the joke would be on you, dear reader, because our... ahem, we mean Art Clokey's idea... would result in the beloved Gumby franchise, which has managed to spawn two television series, a feature-length film and other things. Even if you don't know Gumby's name, you surely recognize him when you see him. He's been part of pop culture for decades now, so we couldn't agree with you more when you say he would make a great costume for your next party.Product DetailsIt doesn't take any stretch of the imagination to see how you'll be the star of your next costume party in this Adult Inflatable Gumby Costume. This exclusive, officially licensed green bodysuit features a printed Gumby face, complete with a 3D nose and mesh-covered character eyes. It utilizes a fan installed in the back to inflate. (The fan requires four AA batteries, not included, and a Phillips-head screwdriver is required to open the battery pack.) The bodysuit has a back zipper for easy wear, along with elastic at the wrists and ankles for a comfy fit.Stretchy FunOnce you slip into this Gumby costume, you'll be all set for some fun adventures, especially if you can round up Pokey, Prickle and Goo. Just watch out for the G and J Blockheads!
True to BlueIn our experience, most kids switch their favorite colors by week, day, or mood. But then there are kids that love blue. We've seen little to no wavering in their dedication to blue. No matter their age, they're true to their chosen color and would probably make each arc of the rainbow a different blue hue if they could.We can't blame them. Blue is everywhere and beyond versatile. With a blue crayon, skies, seas, eyes, and countless cars come to life. Where white would hide, blue steps in to ensure snow, clouds, and so many things are visible, and without blue, there'd be no purple or green! If this sounds like something your kiddo would preach, then this Blue Crayola Crayon Costume is destined to join their costume wardrobe!Design & DetailsThis officially licensed exclusive makes showing love for blue easy with a one-piece design. Lightweight, foam-backed materials give the pullover tunic the shape of a Crayola crayon. Two shades of blue and black printed graphics ensure the costume looks just like a classic Crayola crayon in its wrapper. Meanwhile, an opening in the costume crayon's nib ensures your little blue-lover can see their impact, and shoulder openings keep arms unrestricted.Blue LoveIf your kiddo's love for blue is as vast as the oceans, skies, and its variety of shades, then this Kid's Blue Crayola Crayon Costume is for them! Dressed in the Made By Us costume tunic, kids are transformed into their favorite crayon and ready to spread the good word about the endlessly useful color.
Halloween Candy ExplosionWhen we first heard the term sweet mayhem, we could only think of one thing. Halloween Candy Explosion! Being huge fans of Halloween, we liked the idea. It offered us plenty of ideas on how to make sorting the loads of trick-or-treating candy that made it home more exciting. Instead of gently pouring it all on the ground, groups of kids could toss it—like confetti! Then it would be a mad dash to grab all their favorites before anyone else nabbed it. There were plans to add a timer to increase the intensity. We considered adding a blindfold into the mix but decided that would just make finding all the right candy too difficult. It was all shaping up quite nicely.Then, someone showed us Sweet Mayhem. At first, we were a little disappointed. But after doing the research, we returned to our epic Halloween Candy Explosion idea. Knowing that Sweet Mayhem would definitely be up for the wild fun, so long as it means bringing people together!Product DetailsGet your child ready to create their own Halloween fun with this Lego Movie 2 Girls Sweet Mayhem Deluxe Costume! Styled after the Lego Movie 2 mini-doll, this 4-piece costume will transform your child into the Systar System’s greatest warrior. The caped dress and pig-tail headband give this playful ensemble a fashionable and futuristic look while the included leggings make the costume practical for your child’s trick-or-treating adventures!Sweet SweetsOkay, maybe Halloween Candy Explosion, isn’t the best idea for kids. But, creating their own sweet mayhem on Halloween is a sure thing. Especially with this officially licensed Sweet Mayhem costume! Whether they simply relive the excitement of Lego Movie 2 at playtime or share their candy with their friends in an inventive new way, your child will be ready for whatever fun comes their way!
Santa Claus is perhaps most famous for flying around the world in his reindeer drawn sleigh, as every kid out there knows. But, what they may not realize is that even Santa’s sleigh breaks down from time to time, and when that happens… well, Santa’s got to improvise.If you’re curious as to what that situation would look like, you may want to check out this festively funny Ride A Reindeer Costume for your upcoming holiday celebrations! This silly outfit lets you look just like jolly ol’ Saint Nick does when his sleigh loses a track, or a reindeer runs low on “antler fluid,” or one of the countless other problems that can occur with a mystical mode of transportation powered by a herd of flying forest animals. When that happens, Santa calls up Mrs. Claus to get the sleigh back towed back to the North Pole, grabs his magic bag of toys, and hops on the back of his trusty reindeer Rudolph to finish the job before Christmas morning! And then when it’s all done, Rudolph gets a well earned extra week at the reindeer spa.Okay, we may have made some of that up, but you can’t prove it’s not true. And when you’re wearing this cute and Christmasy costume, you can make up a story of your own! The plush reindeer segment goes around your waist, with your legs making the rear legs and hooves, and the included Santa jacket and cap make up the rest of the outfit. Be sure to add a Santa beard and toy sack to make your story extra believable!
Walk the Clown WalkWell, friend, you're finally doing it. You have been promising for months and months that you're going to quit your fancy Fortune 500 job and run away with the circus...and it seems like today may be the day! Well, great! You've...thought this through, right? We're not trying to dissuade you, it's just that clowning, as a profession, is actually a lot harder than it sounds. And the benefits can be tough. But doing something you really love can be very rewarding.Here, why don't you do this? Grab a clown costume and try on these Checkered Jumbo Clown Shoes. Maybe taking the whole idea for a dry run this Halloween will give you an idea of clown life. After all, they say if you want to know someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. Now, we don't recommend these giant shoes for long walks, but, you get the idea right? So go ahead and walk the clown walk in these jumbo shoes. If you like it, we'll see you at the circus!Product DetailsThis pair of footwear looks authentically kooky, with its oversized silhouette and surprisingly lightweight construction. The laces tie up the solid black panel, while the rest of the shoe is decked out in a black-and-white checkerboard pattern.