Adult Inflatable Polar Bear Costume
1319390110$59.99
Bear-ly There It's a good thing that the Arctic is so remote and that few people live on its icy terrain, because the predators that live there have an incredible advantage over their prey that other hunters just don't have. Take the grizzly bear, for example: Even in the middle of a forest, we'd assume that you would probably notice a huge, furry brown beast lumbering toward you. But polar bears are better at blending in, which means that you would only have time to think, "Hmm, since when do snowbanks have teeth?" before becoming an appetizer. Product DetailsBring the winter wonderland with you wherever you go when you wear your exclusive Inflatable Polar Bear Costume for Adults! The unisex bodysuit zips up the back and is made of sturdy white windbreaker material. A battery-operated fan is installed behind the right hip and inflates the suit to an impressive seven feet tall when activated. The hands are fully enclosed, and the feet have attached shoe covers. The fully-enclosed head is decorated with polar bear features. A mesh-covered view port is installed in the neck area just below a black ribbon bow tie. Snowy StyleIf you've come south for a warm weather vacation, make the most of your visit! Hit up some Halloween or Christmas parties and make friends with the humans you encounter. They might not have your favorite snacks on the menu - seriously, why don't they serve seal blubber here? - but you're adaptable and you probably won't eat your hosts in retaliaton. Probably.
Bricky Blocks Nerd Kit
1213237484$9.99
make lemonadeSome people aren't exactly thrilled to be out and about at a function like a costume party. So we're big fans of announcing as directly as possible that you are, in fact, fun. You can do just that by building the word "FUN" with this cool Bricky Blocks Nerd Kit. Or you can just rely on the fact that these are super unique and eye-catching to send that message.product detailsBricky Blocks is cool because you can put your own spin on it! This Bricky Blocks Nerd Kit comes with plastic glasses and a bow tie, but you can customize the glasses to fit your style, costume, or whim! The bow tie has an adjustable elastic band on the back so you can always count on comfort when you sport it. One size fits most, too, so you won't have to worry about that when putting together your costume -- just get it, set it, and forget it. build betterWhat do you want to build? We've always wanted to build a large fountain we can throw coins into for good luck, and a jungle gym about five stories high. We suggest you keep your expectations in check, though!
Girl's Science Nerd Costume
1236263629$39.99
Total Cutie PiYour kiddo is gaga for geothermal energy. She's a whiz at robotics. She flips for physics. And her chemistry sets outnumber her dolls by the dozens. Your little brainiac can't get enough of the scientific world, and she is ready to show everyone she meets this Halloween just how happy is she is to be a "science nerd!" Cool! We love a gal who knows who she is, what she likes, and who doesn't apologize for it. That's why we think this Girl's Science Nerd Costume is too cute for your brilliant little kiddo. Because pretty soon, she is bound to become a powerful, smart, genius and head some cool engineering firm or design the world's first water system on the moon. So, better get on her good side now — she's gonna rule the world someday!Design & DetailsThe irony of this costume is there is truly nothing "nerdy" about it! It's cool as can be, from the darling details and careful craftsmanship achieved by our fabulous in-house design team. The dress is styled to look like a retro top and pink plaid jumper, complete with a science pun on the front, as well as pleats, a collar, and a matching bow at the neck. Add some super-cool kicks, a pair of too-big glasses, and maybe a beaker or test tube for a fantastically smart look!Science Fair FlairEven after Halloween has passed, your brainiac will find fun ways to wear this look. Maybe she'll sport it at the science fair to claim her first place ribbon, or to celebrate Pi Day her way!
Toddler Big Top Clown Costume
1213238315$29.99
If have a severe case of coulrophobia then by all means do not dress your child in this toddler Big Top Clown Costume. Yes your entire neighborhood, family and friends will think he’s the cutest thing since sliced bread but at what cost?! At what cost? He’ll be a mini walking, talking, terror!If you don’t have that crazy clown fear then our Toddler Big Top Clown Costume is the perfect costume choice for your little jokester! If he or she is always giving you a run for your money and constantly giving you the giggles with their big personality then what better costume than a clown! Our adorable patchwork, red and yellow striped clown costume will give your toddler a vintage clown look, because vintage is all the rage right now, duh! Paint on an adorable clown face for your little performer or if makeup skills aren’t your thing then grab a classic giant red clown nose and voila! You’re little one is the star of the show! We’re really not sure why clowns keep getting such a bad wrap, they are bright, colorful and full of fun tricks, what’s so scary about that? When it’s your little one as the clown then the answer is nothing!
Men's Funny Feet Costume Shoes
1305591901$14.99
Small Change, Maximum Effect We don't pay a lot of attention to feet, usually. That's why it's such a fun idea to change them super subtly. After all, your face gets masks, your hands get gloves, and the rest of your body gets costumes. Why limit your feet to boring, normal shoes? Product DetailsPut your best foot forward in this pair of Funny Feet Costume Shoes for Men! Made of sturdy vinyl, the slide-style slippers are molded to look like bare human feet with oversized toes and big veins. The outer soles feature a textured, anti-slip surface. Twinkle Toes If you brought these feet to a podiatrist, he or she would probably be a little worried for you. But if you wear them with a Halloween costume, they're sure to be a hit. Add these to an outfit and watch your friends try to hide their double-takes when they see your funny flippers.
Avocado & Toast Costume for Adults
1275494554$44.99
You Like What You LikeIn the age of Instagram and Yelp, the concept of food trends is at an all time high. Anyone can share what they're feasting on at the touch of a button. Arranging smoothie bowls and place settings has become an art form. Everyone's social media feeds are full of perfectly filtered ice cream cones, charcoal smoothies, and seared steaks. It's no surprise that some of these foods take off, with the help of some viral posting. Fancy avocado toast is a child of this internet trend. While some may argue that the era of the avocado is over, we disagree. Show your continued support of this simple but delicious food in an Adult Avocado & Toast Costume!Product DetailsWe hope you have a fellow avocado toast fan, because this costume is a costume for two! Both of them are tunic style and easy to pull on over the head. One is printed with a bread graphic, perfectly toasted to a light brown and complete with toaster grill lines. The avocado tunic celebrates the fruit in its original form. No overly ripe avos here! This one is pale green and still has the pit inside. Everyone will recognize that classic oblong shape!The Perfect PairThese costumes are still costumes separately. Maybe you really like bread, and perhaps your partner or friend eats avocados with a spoon, right from the peel. But that's the beauty of this couple's costume—you are always complete, either separate or together. We love avocados, and we love toast, but there is something magical about the combination. Whether you like your avo toast with cherry tomatos and crumbled feta, or if you simply reach for the salt and pepper, this costume is perfect. The trend of avocados on toast isn't going anywhere!
Women's Giggles the Clown Costume
1265315148$49.99
Original JokesterWere you the classic clown in high school? Do your coworkers just not believe you when you tell them that you used to be a notorious jokester in class? Maybe Jim from marketing just can't wrap his head around you being the funniest girl in the class, or Maggie from HR says that you're way too serious to be a clown.Well then, maybe it's time for a bit of a humorous makeover! Yes, nothing says, "clown" more than... well, a clown costume! It's time to rekindle your quirky humor with this Giggles the Clown Costume.Product DetailsThis cute and silly costume is perfect for anyone who wants to indulge in their inner clown! It comes with a yellow, short sleeve dress with plenty of polka dots all over it. We're talking all of the bright colors of the rainbow. Reds, blues, purples, and greens!The dress has red and blue pom-poms attached to the front of the dress and it even comes with a hoop to help give the skirt a rounded shape. The bloomers fit underneath to help bring the look together.Finally, the costume comes with a pair of shoe covers, which fit over more pairs of shoes with elastic bands. Once you have it all on, it'll be easy to convince everyone of your funny sense of humor!
Adult Snowflake Costume
1286229729$29.99
Special SnowflakeYou're unique, darling. There's absolutely no one else like you in the whole wide world. No one shares your exact quirks and preferences. Who was the first person to pioneer eating Oreos with salsa instead of that boring old peanut butter? You, of course! Who chose to ride a unicycle to work rather than a regular bike? That's right - you did. Or who likes to pair black-and-orange plaid with blue-and-yellow polka dots, sing "Happy Birthday" to the melody of the ABCs, or trained her precious fur baby to bring her a glass of prosecco? This trendsetter right here! Just like the snowflakes, you have never been repeated. Might as well embrace your own particular brand of crazy! Product DetailsShine as brightly as a fresh white snowdrift when you wear your exclusive Snowflake Adult Costume! The pure white, sleeveless jumpsuit is made of form-fitting material more attractive than your average snowsuit. An oversized snowflake cutout decorated with sparkly blue details attaches to the front and back of the jumpsuit. When you twirl around, you'll look just like an icy crystal spinning in the wind! Wear it with a shiny pair of heels, or with a knit hat and winter boots for a truly authentic look! Hooray, Snow Day! Looks like winter came a little early this year, but this time it's got everyone cheering! If all snowflakes looked like you, everyone would be as excited for a snowstorm as a kid whose school classes just got cancelled due to bad weather. Show everyone how magical snow can be this Halloween!
Crayon Box Toddler Costume Dress
1273511074$59.99
This is an exclusive Toddler Crayon Box Costume Dress.
Sunflower Costume Headband
1239146082$14.99
Follow the SunDoes your child love the sun? Have you caught them napping on the one slit of the sun-warmed floor on a slow Saturday afternoon? We get it! There are just some creatures that seek out the energy of that fiery globe floating far, far above us. Cats know what that's all about. Lizards do too! And no plants show their sunny enthusiasm quite like the glorious sunflower. The sunflower rotates its head to catch as many rays as it can to make the most of the summertime. When we look at the sunflowers in our backyard, they just seem to be enjoying themselves. If you and yours want to get the most out of the sun, embracing the happy nature of the sunflower just might be key!Product DetailsThis sunflower headband is easy to slip on but is sure to make a dramatic entrance. Perched on the side of the headband, the flower has a wide brown textured center and brilliantly layered yellow petals. Perfect for garden parties, school events, Earth Day, and Halloween, this headband is going to be a staple in anyone's dress-up wardrobe! Sunny PersonalityAre you looking for ways to complete your sunflower wardrobe? Complete this sunflower headband with green clothing from your own wardrobe and the sunny ensemble will be complete!
Adult Baby Costume
1213233026$29.99
A couple of babiesYou sometimes walk by a baby in a stroller and think, “Ah. I wish someone would push me around like that.” Or perhaps you pass a family carrying their little one as they hike and take in the views and think, “Carry me! Why must life get harder as we get older?”It’s OK, we think about these things too. While we have yet to figure out the secret to reverse aging, we think we may have just the thing to bring a little extra TLC to your life: this Adult Baby Costume. You may be a grown-up who does taxes and has a 401K, but that doesn’t mean you can’t indulge your infantile side. Show everyone at the party just what a big and funny baby you can be and watch as the cuddles, sweets, and maybe even a push in a stroller (or at least a lift home in your friend’s car) come cooing your way.Product DetailsWhile the teddy bear, giant baby bottle, and pacifier accessories shown in the photo are sold separately--don’t cry--you should get them to complete your comical baby look. Here, here, look here! Don’t cry. See? This ensemble includes a bib, bonnet, and a bodysuit with a built-in wire hoop. It’s a look that can be worn by either men or women, and one size fits most. If that’s not something to giggle in an insanely cute way at, well, we don’t know what is.
Inflatable Stegosaurus Costume Adult
1306768216$89.99
In Spiny SplendorThe time has come. Perhaps it is an epic, red-carpet gala. Maybe it is the Halloween party of the decade. It might even be your chance to create a viral video on TikTok that is sure to have everyone watching on repeat. Do you want to make a statement sure to last for ages? Well, that means you'll want to channel the ultimate in sophisticated silhouettes and striking styles! But where will you turn?There's obviously only one answer. You'll be in need of an inflatable dinosaur costume! We know that it seems like a luxurious red dress or dapper black suit and tie are the likely looks for any perfect pic, but if you're looking to leave a legacy, what is better than the creatures that we're still talking about even after millions of years!? So, the only question remaining is which dinosaur to pick!Design & DetailsWe know that you'll be roaring when you pick one of the best dinosaur costumes out there: this Inflatable Stegosaurus costume for adults! This Made By Us design is an easy outfit to jump into and was designed by a team that loves dinosaurs more than most. The bodysuit is printed with a detailed pattern of stripes and scales to give you a unique reptilian look and it zips up the back for easy wear.The magic happens when you power up and activate the fan at your waist. Thanks to elastic at your cuffs and a fully enclosed hood, your Stegosaurus will spring to life in no time and you'll be seeing the world from a prehistoric perspective through the vinyl vision port! Shake your plates on your own or bring in some other dinosaur friends for a group look that will have everyone on Earth amazed!
Adult Wacky, Waving, Inflatable Tube Man Costume
1276010115$59.99
Masters of MarketingPeople have been using outdoor advertising to sell their wares and services since ancient times. Egyptians started marketing off by carving hieroglyphs into steel. And while handbills and printed ads dappled the streets from the B.C.s through the 1700s, advertising hit a new level when the automobiles were invented. That's right, billboards were invented almost as soon as cars hit the road! After that advertising exploded with hot air balloons, electric signs, and of course, the radio. But road trip advertising changed forever after the wacky, inflatable tube man hit the car lot scene in the nineties! Before that, it was all signs and lights. Now, there was a brightly colored dancing giant, beckoning bored passengers to look at his wares. The evolution of advertising has been a wild road, but it's all been worth it to witness the antics of this legendary advertising schtick!Design & DetailsThis red inflatable costume is hilarious and ready to party. Made by Us, you'll like the details that both make this costume stand out and make sure your costume weathers all sorts of Halloween events. The suit zip up the back, with a fan attached next to the opening for easy access to the controls. The face has a wide smoky panel for a smile, allowing you limited vision without interrupting the disguise. Running on batteries, this costume is a catchy advertisement for your Halloween antics!Dance floor ReadyWhen you're heading out to a costume party, taking the dance floor into account is key. After all, the dance floor is the best part of plenty of parties! You won't have to come up with a specific kind of dance when you slip into this costume, just look at video clips of the original wacky inflatable man and you'll be ready to groove!
Adult Pair of Sneakers Costume
1319390020$59.99
The perfect costume for a couple that has a whole lot of "sole!" It's so hard to choose a couple's costume! From famous Hollywood couples to dynamic superhero duos, there are certainly a ton of options out there. However, if you're really looking for a unique couple's costume that will "kick" the other competition in the butt, then you really should consider dressing up as a pair of sneakers. Sure, it's an unorthodox costume but we have a feeling that your evening will be full of excitement while you and your beau are roaming around as giant shoes. Think about all the activities that could possibly be "afoot." Just get your hands on a rubber ball and you two could play a pretty intense game of soccer. These costumes are basically a "shoo" in for the best couple's costume award. Just remember to put one foot in front of the other whenever you guys walk up to claim your award, or you may just have a problem! Basically, you two will be dressed as a pair of over sized sneakers but there will be nothing stinky about you two! In fact, you and your "solemate" will be the best-dressed partners around. These funny costumes come together so just put on the comfortable tunics and get ready to have a great time. Your arms, head, and legs will easily fit through the appropriate holes so you'll be able to move easily while you're all "tied" up in these outfits. Just make sure you guys don't have two left feet while you're out on the dance floor and you'll surely have a night that you'll always remember!
Black & White Court Jester Plush Hat
1290133827$14.99
All Kinds of HumorJesters are an interesting character type. They can be all about slapstick and physical humor. Others are more about riddles and even have wise tidbits to share with their audience. But there is also the horror genre jester, whose jokes and maniacal humor are a danger to everyone around them. Take Harley Quinn, for instance, or even her companion The Joker. He might not wear a typical jester outfit, but he's got the same vibes. There's a lot of room for creativity in a jester's costume! You'll have a solid foundation piece in this Court Jester Plush Hat Black & White.Product DetailsThis black and white take on a jester hat is structured in the classic style of a historical "fool's cap." The hat has three offshoots, striped in black and white with some red lining. Each is shaped with foam and tipped with a small bell. Everyone will be able to hear your approach! The hat also features a diamond pattern around the base. On the inside, there is a size adjuster, so you can find the fit that most suits you. Are you going full slapstick? Or will your makeup be gory? It's up to you!
Infant Salt and Pepper Shaker Sweeties Costumes
1265311365$34.99
We Go TogetherSalt and pepper: The dynamic duo! They're always together and they complement each other so well. They're just like the little twins or the mini best buds you know. Where one goes, the other is sure to follow, and if you see one without the other, it just looks weird. Sure, they're great on their own, but they're having the most fun when they're seasoning each other's lives with their joint mischief. Product DetailsShake up the costume game with this pair of Infant Salt & Pepper Shaker Sweeties Costumes! The set includes one black tunic with long sleeves and silver trim along the collar, shoulders, and down the sides to mimic the shape of a diner-style shaker. The hemline is also trimmed with silver fabric and conceals elastic edging. The front is printed with a white oval that features an oversized capital "P" in its center. The white tunic has matching silver edging and hem as well as a silver-outlined oval on the center chest that features an oversized capital "S." Each tunic comes with a puffy hat shaped like the top of a seasoning shaker and made out of shiny silver material. Both can be worn over leggings or pants for an outfit that's as comfortable as it is adorable. The Two You Really Need If you don't have a certain spice for a recipe, you can usually substitute for another - unless it's salt or pepper! Those are absolutely necessary. We're guessing you might start feeling that this costume is absolutely necessary for your little cuties, too!
Men's Boner the Caveman Costume
1329582703$54.99
Everything Was BiggerOh yes, it's true. Everything was much bigger during the prehistoric days. It had to be! From dinosaurs to woolly mammoths, all animal life had some truly epic proportions. When you're competing with those giant creatures, you have to be big to survive. Heck, even early cavemen were packing some pretty epic... uh, shall we call them "surprises" that were hiding under their rudimentary garments. People have forgotten just how big things used to be back then! Maybe it's about time that you reminded everyone just how huge things were!Product DetailsThis Men's Boner the Caveman Costume comes with everything you need to show the world the epic size of prehistory! The men's costume comes with a simple caveman outfit, which includes the faux fur tunic top and the tiger print shorts. The really gargantuan portion of this costume comes in the form of a giant-sized, prosthetic... manhood. It's stuffed and features a light flesh tone color and attaches near your waist. It has the "whole business" down there, if you catch our drift. If you don't catch our drift... we mean that it comes with faux testicles. There. We said it. it comes with giant, fake testicles to go along with the manhood. Pair it up with some disheveled hair and few of our caveman bone accessories and you can fully transform into "Boner the Caveman!"Not a Costume for GrandmaListen, we'll be extremely frank with you on this one. Grandma's not gonna like this costume. It's probably a bad idea to show up to the family costume party wearing this if she's planning on coming. We recommend wearing this sort of outfit when you're going to be around like-minded adults... who also happen to be interested in learning about the extra-large sizing of things during the prehistoric times.
Kid's Party Pinata Costume
1213240968$29.99
Colorful CostumePiñatas may have been made to hold loads of candy and to entertain at parties, but they deserve so much more than a good whack with a bat. And so, without further ado, we demand treatment of these majestic creatures be improved. No, we’re not asking any longer! After spending years suspended on walls at party supply stores, waiting for their turn to show how much candy they can store and consequently dish out under those colorful fringes. Luckily, the love for piñatas and support for their rights has grown, though it still lags well behind unicorns. These vibrant, exotic souls have been given a greater variety of opportunities to show off their talents: like in this sweet Kid’s Party Piñata Costume!Design & DetailsGive life to the beloved party animals by slipping into this on Halloween or whatever costume occasion you find nearing. The hooded jumpsuit features a cool 3D-looking design with all the colors of a real piñata. Whether you need a pick-me-up piece of candy or a playful way to colorize your wardrobe, this fun jumpsuit will do the trick. And because it’s a Made By Us exclusive, you know that our in-house team designed and crafted the costume with care and love in every stitch. Fiesta FunAs long as you don’t get your sugar rush too late in the afternoon, you should sleep easy with this in mind. So does your kiddo want to show the world how versatile a piñata can be? Or do they simply want to be the center of attention? No one can ignore a piñata, and the piñata population everywhere will really appreciate your support. Know what that means? Well, word on the street is that a piñata always rewards its supporters by showering them with more than their fill of sweet treats.
Kid's Tornado Costume
1213237801$49.99
You always knew your child was going to take the world by storm, but you never thought it would be literal. But when they came to you saying they wanted to be a F10-level swirling vortex of destruction when they grew up, you knew you had to encourage them to follow their dreams. You would be the worst hypocrite if you told them for years they could be anything, only to balk when they said that thing was a tornado.Secretly, of course, you have your doubts. The job market for tornados seems slim at best. What company is going to need a tornado’s talents? Your kid might be able to get an odd job here or there clearing forests or demolishing houses, but that work can’t be very steady, can it? And sure, Hollywood always needs strong forces of nature for its disaster movies, but show business is so hard to break into—even for a tornado that breaks through everything—and the world of entertainment is so fickle. One moment, a tornado could be starring in something as prestigious as Twister; the next, it could be relegated to Sharknado. You don’t want your kid to get sucked into such a rollercoaster.Nevertheless, you always said you’d support your kid, and you’re going to support your kid through this, too (even though you hope it’s just a phase). The first step is purchasing this Child Tornado Costume to really help your kid get into the tornado mood. The white polyfoam tunic has shoulder straps on the inside and is overlaid with spiraled strips of black and white nylon netting. It comes with cutouts of different buildings, which can be tucked into and behind the netting strips. It’s the perfect costume for your little whirling dervish!
Adult Inflatable Penis Costume
1316564784$59.99
Lean Into ItSo, you've been invited to the annual 'Adult Humor' party. There are always some pretty inventive costumes at such a gathering. Play-on-word costumes are a standard. You can probably expect a couple of sausage-related costumes and at least one crop top that features enormous fruit along the bustline. You know there will be the Plug & Outlet couples' costume featured at least twice. (Probably more.) Each of them fully deserve the wry chuckle for the pinnacle of suggestive humor. But, if you want a real reaction, you have to go all the way. Who needs an implication when you can just show up in the full glory that is the theme of the gathering? Folks might stifle a laugh as they ask which way you lean... but you can turn those giggles into a full uproar when you show up, fully loaded, in a costume that hides behind nothing! Product DetailsWe have to be frank. If you want the most outrageous costume for your adult humor party, it's time to go for the gold. It's time for the Giant Inflatable Penis costume. There's no bones about it. This costume looks like a giant penis. When you slide into the costume and secure your arms and ankles, turn on the fan and your costume will fill up with air! Maintain vision through the mesh mask, even if your stride may be restrained. In no time, you're ready to waddle into the room and let folks go nuts with laughter at your undeniable stones. A costume like this takes... guts, obviously! Is That a Costume in your Pocket?The jokes will practically write themselves when you wear this most direct of adult humor costumes. Flip the switch and bring your Inflatable Penis costume to life. All that's next is figuring out where to wear your crown for winning King of the Costume Contest!
Adult Stop Sign Costume
1278000576$39.99
Don't Stop You NowWe wonder how stop signs became so recognizable. There is an apparent reason—we use them all of the time. But back in 1915, there were all sorts of versions of stop signs depending on what part of the country you lived in. Can you imagine trying to break at a yellow warning or yielding at an orange and black one? It must have been a nightmare. Luckily, in 1922, the American Association of Highway Officials, or AASHO, standardized the stop sign we know for the whole country.Okay, enough for the history lesson. You are here for a funny costume. Better yet, you're here for a sign costume. All signs are essential, but the stop sign easily has the most swag out of the bunch. If you want an exclusive adult costume that will give you some authority at the next car costume convention, check out this Stop Sign Costume for Adults, exclusively made by us.
Adult Hammer Costume
1325842873$34.99
Inspiration StrikesOnce upon a time, back in the Stone Age, the early humans were in a pickle. They'd graduated from drawing on the walls of their caves to drawing on pieces of flat wood, and now they wanted to hang those pictures in their homes. Unfortunately, all they had to pound in the nails were rocks, which led to a lot of smashed fingers. "What if we strapped the rock to a long stick?" one genius suggested. And suddenly the hammer was invented! (Although the smashed fingers never really went away.) Product DetailsBe the handiest person at your next costume party when you wear your exclusive Hammer Costume for Adults! The unisex outfit consists of a hood that slips on over your head and has an oval-shaped cutout for your face. The top is shaped like the head of a hammer, complete with a flat end and a clawed end, and is made of foam backed metallic silver fabric. A long "handle" made of the same silver material with a red and blue fabric "grip" hangs down the front and is backed with foam to help it keep its shape. If I Had a Hammer Remember that old saying that goes, "When you have a hammer, everything looks like a nail"? Well, we're not so sure about that. When we tested this costume, we didn't start seeing nails everywhere. On the other hand, we felt an almost overwhelming urge to do home projects, and to stand with our hands on our hips admiring our work when we were finished. Sometimes we even said, "That's not going anywhere!" after nailing something together. It's a very strange phenomenon.
Adult Ringmaster Costume
1213245264$49.99
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS, CHILDREN OF ALL AGES: PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR... UM...A really great costume that will allow you to do a lot of enthusiastic shouting, and many other exciting things! Because the way we see it, the ringmaster is kind of a jack of all trades. When you're juggling clown cars and acrobats and a bunch of ferocious lions balanced precariously on stools, you've got to be a master of all kinds of unusual skills. And more than that, you've got to be able to command both the attention of your audience and the obedience of any kind of performer, whether they're a human cannonball or an ornery trick pony. After all, the show must go on! So we designed and made this uniform package to help keep things moving. We know how hard it can be to play gracious host to the crowd while serving as air traffic controller to the various acts leaping or soaring from one side of the big top to the other! And we know that there's nothing like a bright red tailcoat and a top hat to make you feel up to the task.We're sure that you'll enjoy making sweeping arm gestures in the jacket, and barking the elaborate stage names of all the performers at the top of your lungs from beneath the hat. And those with front-row seats will appreciate some of the finer details, like the gold vest front, red bow tie, and polished-looking boot tops. Along with a white shirt, gloves, and a pair of jodhpurs or slacks, it'll have you ready for the spotlight!
Infant Great Grandpa Costume
1265313901$19.99
You Young Whippersnappers There's something a little bit...different about your cute little baby. Have you noticed that he seems to prefer mashed prunes over any other food? You already know that his "dentures" are missing and that he needs a walker to get around. But he also gets fussy if some young hooligan is playing too-loud music around him, and he likes to talk really loudly over anyone else in earshot. Have you considered the fact that your little guy is extra mature for his age? Product DetailsDoes your baby already seem like an old soul? Dress him in this exclusive Great Grandpa Costume for Infants! The hilarious costume includes a jersey knit jumpsuit that has a top that's printed to resemble a green vest and black suspenders over a white shirt. The collar is sewn with a bowtie made of the same plaid print as the jumpsuit's legs. Felt fabric glasses with faux eyebrows and a felt hat with faux sideburns completes the ageing process! When I Was Your Age...Dressing your baby as a great-grandpa is a surefire way to inspire lots of laughs! Thanks to the adorable faux suspenders and the bushy eyebrows, this little man looks ready to deliver a long speech about how he used to have to walk uphill to school both ways (during raging blizzards, too!) Fortunately, Great-Grandpa here is also happy to laugh along with everyone and enjoy all the little moments this Halloween, which is truly a sign of the wisdom that comes with age.
Kids Inflatable Giant Squid Costume
1228415733$69.99
Squid KidIt's that magical time of year again. The leaves are slowly starting to change. The air is turning crisp. Pumpkin is starting to show up in everything. And your little one is deciding what to be for Halloween this year. You're pretty sure it will be either a ninja or a unicorn. Both characters have gotten a lot of air time at your house this year, showing up in books, movies, and imaginative play. Your child sits down to dinner, this is the big moment, you can feel it in your bones. "I have decided what I want to be for Halloween this year," your child says, with authority. "After much deliberation, I would like to dress as...a giant squid."Wow. We...did not see that coming. But no worries, parents! Redirect and rest assured this Kids Inflatable Giant Squid Costume exists because your child is not the only one with unique Halloween tastes. Plus, giant squid are actually pretty awesome, and we wish more people chose to dress like them. At least your kiddo is original!Product DetailsThis unique costume is comprised of a bodysuit that zips up the back and inflates to create the stunning squid you see here. The look comes with battery packs and fans placed inside the costume strategically, for easy wear (well, as easy as possible when dressed as a giant squid!). You'll need to provide AA batteries, but besides that, this cool costume pretty much speaks for itself.Giant ExpectationsWe think it's so fun your child went for this look, and we can't wait to see what kinds of giant fun they have this holiday. Next year, try to wipe your mind clear of expectations. Clearly, you never know what your child will be into on any given day!
Women's Bearded Lady Circus Costume
1277404167$54.99
Step Right Up!Old timey circus attractions were seriously strange. People paid good money to see scientific oddities bottled up in jars. Performers manuevered themselves into spring loaded cannons and were shot 100 feet across the big top. Performers tempted fate with fire, swords, and heights. But above all the hubbub of the old-timey circus there's one act that we find utterly charming and mysterious. That's right, the bearded lady! Flaunting the expectations of feminine beauty, these women rocked their natural facial hair while dressing in fine gowns. What kinds of lives did these bearded ladies lead? Secret romances,world travel, and living life on the fringes of society in the famously restrictive Victorian era... doesn't actually sound too bad to us. Do you want a hint of that bearded lady lifestyle? Pop some popcorn, cue the organ grinder, and transform yourself with this Bearded Lady Costume!Product DetailsThis Made By Us Bearded Lady costume features a Victorian style gown, headpiece, and a beard. As it was designed by our in-house creative team, this costume has all sorts of unique features such as the high, gold-trimmed collar, a v-shaped waistline, and an underlayer that hints at the stripes of the big-top. Slipping into this ensemble is easy. Strap the beard around your head with the elastic band, zip the dress up the back, and you'll be ready for showtime!
Toilet Paper Costume for Adults
1213242393$39.99
Staple Shortage There’s a saying that goes “You never know what you have until it’s gone.” Think about all the things you use on a daily basis that make our lives livable but that you usually don’t take notice of. For example, forks and spoons, so we don’t have to eat with our fingers. You don’t really consider how useful they are until you pour yourself a bowl of cereal and then realize none of your spoons are clean. (We don’t recommend trying to eat the cereal with a fork. Very inefficient.) One of the greatest underappreciated champions of our households is toilet paper. Of all the things to run out of, it is possibly the worst. What else are we supposed to use to entertain our cats or make an emergency mummy costume? And what is sadder than having to throw a party on short notice when you don’t have any? Where’s the fun in decorating without toilet paper streamers and lovely white paper flowers? Product Details Show your appreciation of our unsung hero with this Toilet Paper Costume! It has a wire rim to keep that nice round shape and a printed flower design to look like the real thing. The tunic goes over any outfit so you can stay comfy in your own clothes while still showing off a unique costume. You could also get a friend to dress up as a toilet (or even the poop that goes in it) and have a fun group theme! A Notable Necessity Although it’s technically not a superhero, we think toilet paper is pretty great. It certainly saves people from a lot of different poopy situations! If you’re also a fan, then this Toilet Paper Costume is for you. Bring some laughter to any party all while reminding people what types of things really save the world every day!
Inflatable Kids Dog Costume
1213249972$49.99
A Tail of TransformationYour kid has been begging for a dog. Every day they come home with some research they've printed out about how pets make kids healthier, happier, and more fulfilled. They report back to you every time one of their classmates gets a dog. And they spend hours scouring the internet for the perfect furry friend to adopt. While you aren't ready to take the plunge on a cuddly new family member yet, this Kid's Inflatable Dog Costume will do wonders for any avid animal lover. We've done our own exclusive research, and we're pretty sure that finding this Halloween costume will also make your child really, really happy. We know, it's not exactly the same as having a new dog. But becoming a dog is still pretty cool! At the very least, it may buy you a few months to prepare yourself for the inevitable. But at its best, this costume proves so fun your child will totally forget about needing to get a dog right now! Product DetailsThis puffy pooch zips up and inflates via and battery pack and fan that are built into the interior. Instantly, your little one is transformed into a friendly brown pooch with a collar and a tail. Sure, this costume is missing a pup's cuddly fur, but did we mention you also don't need to pick up after this inflatable canine? Family PetWhen you do finally get that puppy for your kid, make sure it's a cute brown one, just like this costume. That way, your child can dress like their own family pet next Halloween!
Cactus Cutie Infant Costume
1267446180$34.99
Cute and QuilledWe have to admit it. Cacti are the cutest plant. It's just a fact. What other vegetation out there knows how to pose for any picture? You're out wandering in the desert, struggling against the sunlight, and there is a field of these adorable guys, holding their arms up in the air and waving an excited hello your way. It's enough to bring a grin to your face!The only problem is that they are known for their prickly personalities. What's the deal, Cactus!? If only we could take the smile-inspiring adorability of the desert flora and make it a bit more cuddly, too. Well, of course, we wouldn't bring up a problem without a solid solution, so let's introduce you to this exclusive Cactus Cutie costume!Design & DetailsTransform your picture-perfect infant into a plushy plant with this Made By Us costume! The corduroy jumpsuit zips up the front and features a textured style that replicates the look of a standing cactus. Snaps at the inseam allow for easy diaper access, too, so there's no need for any awkward removal. The attached hood features an inner lining for comfort and the mitts can fold back when needed. Tufts of yarn throughout replicate the look of quills but stay just as soft as your little one.
Kids Big Top Clown Costume
1315125643$19.99
What do clowns and kids have in common? Both can cause equal amounts of terror! If you’re not a coulrophobe (a person who suffers from serious clown related phobias) or if you're not really afraid of young children running around wild and unabashed, then yes, this child Big Top Clown costume is for you and your young one. But if the thought of a kid in a clown costume terrifies you then please feel free to look at pirate costumes (we have a ton of those too)!This classic clown look will instantly transform any child into being a comedian worthy of performing under the big top. With a vibrant polyester top, coordinating pants, and a pretty-darn-silly collar, this costume will provide the garments to achieve your little one's desired look. Add some make-up, a wig, and oversized shoes (sold separately) to complete the look. We're sure that this kid's Big Top costume will be a fun addition to your child's big party, and that you absolutely won't have anything to fear. (From the kids or your little clown!)
Plus Size Mime Costume for Men
1213240729$49.99
Your friends all think you are the epitome of the strong and silent type--you’re always a great listener, you always demonstrate your emotions through action, and you always--ALWAYS--look great in black and white. What your group doesn’t know, though, is that you are really working hard to hone your skills so you can quit your job and become a full-time mime. Cool!The art of miming actually goes all the way back to ancient Greece, and has quite a distinguished history. But then, you know all of that already, don’t you? We had no idea what a mime enthusiast you were! It seems only fitting then, that we present to you this Plus Size Mime Costume, just perfect for your act’s big debut or a Halloween bash. After all, you are the kind of person who can make silence speak volumes, so your look should do the same for you. And this one says, I’m a serious, studied mime who will now blow your mind with my miming skills!It really is amazing how authentic this costume looks when you pair it with the classic white mime makeup. You’ll look just like a famous silent movie star in the striped shirt and black pants. Or you can perfect your rope-pulling or wall-climbing skills in the skullcap and red accents. However you wear it, wherever you go, they say the first step to living your new life is to dress the part--so this ensemble is a must for you! We bet you’d squeal with joy...if it didn’t mean breaking character.
Scary Ringmaster Costume for Boys
1213242520$49.99
Your attention, please!Your child has a knack for commanding your attention whenever they want! No stage or spotlight needed. All they have to do is shout, "Hey look!" and you might be in for the fright of your life. They could be balancing on a teetering wall or picking up a sharp piece of tetanus-ridden scrap metal they found while you were innocently walking around the neighborhood. As their returning audience, you're always on the edge of your seat ready to gasp in horror and fright. Since your strange little performer isn't about to change anytime soon, perhaps it's time to lean in. Accept that you're in for a show and dress your ringmaster accordingly! Hey, maybe now your child will stand out before attempting their next daredevil act!Costume DetailsThis eerie, retro-inspired ringmaster costume was designed by our in-house creative team. The featured velvet jacket is the perfect look for getting into big top show business, with fringe shoulder details and long coattails. A striped vest is attached to the interior of the jacket and secures in the center with real buttons. Attaching around the back of the neck, the antique-looking shirt front tucks into the front of the vest. Complete with a striped pair of elastic waist pants and a dapper top hat, this costume will let your child run the show with spooky panache this Halloween!For My Next Act...Halloween is all about bringing the drama and this circus-themed costume really is the ticket! If your child wants to pair up with friends or siblings, there are plenty of choices to pair this with. From a strong man to an evil clown, they could entertain the whole neighborhood with their eerie antics. From the big top to the streets, this costume is sure to entertain wherever it goes!
Women's Plus Size Psycho Jester Costume
1228741875$44.99
For My Next Trick...We think of jesters as simple court clowns. The thing is, they were a lot more. Not only were many of them talented songwriters, musicians, and contortionists, some of them were so close to kings or queens that they were expected to ride into battle and act as messengers for the warring armies. There's even a story of a dwarf jester that escorted a queen from Holland to England, using his horsemanship and soldiering skills to keep her safe through enemy territory. Though the Medieval world might not have been kind to jesters, there are many who have gone down in history, one performer even has a forest in England named after him. You see, whether you specialize in acrobats or archery, you can do what you want as a jester, as long as you do it with style!Product DetailsThis dark jester costume will keep the court on their toes! The featured jumper has a classic checkerboard pattern. The waist is tied with a matching sash to keep this look flattering. Tattered for a nightmarish look, the off-shoulder balloon sleeves and trimmed with classic tatters. Matching the jumpsuit, the tattered collar and the headdress finish this jester costume with a dramatic flourish!Here We are NowEntertain us! Are you heading out to a Medieval themed event or Halloween party? This jester costume is sure to make you feel like you have the entertainment of the court in the palm of your hands. Customize this look with dramatic makeup like the classic diamond eyes and the wide smile pictured or a show-stopping wig that'll make you ready for the spotlight. Just make sure you make it clear whether you're down with going into battle with your employer. We'd say that's a healthy boundary to draw!
Mrs / Mr Potato Head Costume
1229113248$54.99
Resting Potato Face We've all been in situations where our inner expression looked a lot different than our outer expression, right? Maybe we were in a solemn situation and felt the urge to giggle, or had to sit with a polite smile while Uncle Bob told us his favorite fishing story for the one hundred and seventy-seventh time. Potato heads are under no such obligation to be polite. They can wear whatever expressions we want them to wear. Lucky spuds! Product DetailsPut your best face forward with this officially licensed Mrs/Mr Potato Head Adult Costume! The outfit includes a sleeveless, foam-backed tunic made of brown polyester interlock-knit fabric. It fastens at the back and is roomy enough to wear over your preferred lightweight outfit. Fabric ears are sewn to each side of the tunic, but the other facial parts can be swapped around on the tunic as desired. The "female" set includes eyes with purple eyelashes, an oval nose, red lips, and a yellow flowered hat, while the "male" set includes round eyes, a red nose, a black mustache, and a toothy smile. DIY Cosmetic Surgery Have you ever gotten the urge to dramatically switch up your look, but didn't want to pay for the procedure? Now you can try swapping out noses, eyes, and even facial hair without having to worry about making a permanent change. Better yet, get a friend to dress up as a second Potato Head and swap accessories with them for even more hilarity! How would a cute floppy hat look with the mustache option? We're about to find out!
Adult Flower Pot Costume
1275786349$24.99
Green Thumb's UpYou have a solid gardening track record: you've started a neighborhood community garden, you run a garden education program for kids, and you have transformed your backyard from an ugly abandoned lot to a green and blooming haven. As such an avid gardener, you know that growing plants is all about a careful balance of knowledge, weather, and luck! Thankfully, your Halloween costume doesn't have to be so carefully tended to produce amazing results.This Adult Flower Pot Costume creates a perfect bloom each and every time you wear it, come rain or shine! Not only that, but it's a clever and unique way to celebrate your green thumb this Halloween. You can give out gardening tips to others at the party, or you can just relax and rest easy, knowing that you are a bright and cheery beacon of loveliness. Either way, we think you look amazingly fresh and festive in this exclusive costume!Design & DetailsOur design team grew this costume from the seed of an idea, then tended it carefully to ensure it grew into a look you would love! It's comprised of a faux, foam terra cotta flower pot you can wear over your own black leggings and a long-sleeved tee. The pot has wire in the upper and lower edges to help keep its shape, ensuring it won't wilt with wear. Fabric suspenders tie at the shoulders and give the pot its floating effect. The hood and sunglasses are sold separately, and complete this totally bloomin' look!Flower PowerLook at how much energy this cute costume has given you! You'll brighten everyone's night when you strut into the costume party in this punchy look. You're already a happy-go-lucky person, now you get to embody your uplifting power on Halloween, too, thanks to this cheery costume!
Women's Cerulean Crayola Crayon Costume
1272485011$39.99
Blue is BeautifulBeing one of the most common colors in the world, blue somehow still gets overlooked when people make lists of the coolest colors in the world. This bright and beautiful color has all the things people are looking for in those lists, but it still gets passed over.As a way to spread awareness of the beauty and grandeur of blue, we are happy to present this cool and lovely shade of cerulean. There is nothing that you cannot achieve when you wear this awesome crayon costume!Product DetailsMaking sure you are dressed right for any occasion is very important, which is why we recommend setting yourself up right with this Women's Cerulean Crayola Crayon Costume. This “Made By Us” costume was put together by our hard working and careful artisans, so you will feel good about wearing this for years to come. The included dress and hat make you look just like the waxy writing utensil that we all used for years and then never again. The nostalgia factor is high with this costume! The flattering and fun cerulean color is definitely the best choice for a crayon costume, since there are so many possibilities for accessories. This costume is fun, cute, and creative, and we are sure you will love it!Looking a Little BlueIf you are searching for the perfect way to look classic and original, then you are in the right place. You will feel like a winner in this cool and comfortable costume. Just make sure you think of three or four really good cerulean and blue puns before you go out!
Ravishing Ringmaster Girls Costume
1213245812$44.99
The One to WatchYou didn't raise your girl to be just another act. Nope. You brought her up to be the one everyone is watching! And as it turns out, she is a total boss! Head of her cheerleading squad, captain of the soccer team, honor roll student, the lead in the school play, and now, class president—we're starting to wonder if there is anything your child can't do! So, let her Halloween costume reflect her natural leadership and showmanship skills. This Girl's Ravishing Ringmaster Costume perfectly highlights her strengths in life and sets her up as the one to watch! Sure, she won't be your little girl forever, but this year you can enjoy watching her turn Halloween into a fabulous show, with her as its star. Leave those lesser costumes for the clowns. She should be proud of her accomplishments, but maybe none more than finding this, the perfect Halloween costume!Design & DetailsGather round! Gather round! Step right up to witness an amazing feat! Our costume studio created a look that you'll need to see with your very eyes to believe! This carefully crafted getup includes golden britches; a tailored tail coat with circus-inspired accents, like stripes and gold epaulets; a bow-tie choker; and a tasteful, coordinating top hat. She'll need to add her own lace-up boots and any accessories she may want, such as gloves, a whip, or a tamed lion, but then she'll be ready to steal the show! Act of ShowmanshipHandling all of her commitments can be a bit of a balancing act. It's a good thing your girl has you in her corner, advising her and helping her shine! Luckily, she's a natural performer who takes pride in her moments to show the world what she can do—like rock a cool Ringmaster costume all Halloween long!
Women's Dazzling Ringmaster Costume
1265313236$69.99
License to be ExtraDo you know how to make an entrance? Are you well known for your over-the-top reactions? Sometimes this can be a little out of place. When you're simply grocery shopping, you can't be booming about the fantastic nature of your chosen watermelon. Well, you can boom about anything you want but you just might get a little side-eye. But Halloween is your time to shine and react as dramatically as you want. You're excited about this show we call life. Let your extra side shine when you throw on this ringmaster outfit. Dramatic? Yes. But someone needs to add some pizzaz to this Halloween show!Product DetailsThis ringmaster costume has a fantastic blend of rich textures and colors. It looks right at home under the spotlight of the big top. This dress has a velvet-textured jacket that's trimmed in gold and attached to a black sequin skirt and checkered top. The scalloped hemline, neckline, and the shoulders are all trimmed in gold tassels. While we don't want to rank our favorite parts, we have to say the cape is extra glamorous! It's trimmed in soft gold fabric and covered in sequins. And of course, the look is polished off with a top hat that's trimmed in a sequin band. The hat is collapsible to make storing this costume a breeze so you can keep this look in your costume collection and wear it again!On with the Show!Are you ready for your debut? Now that you've got all the sequins, tassels, and a show-stopping hat, we're sure you are! You'll want to run the Halloween show by challenging your costumed friends to circus-like tasks or announcing characters as they enter any costumed event. Over the top? Ummm, of course! You run this show!
Toddler Flower Pot Costume
1326800296$17.99
Grow Where You GoThey say that you should grow where you’re planted. Your toddler, however, refuses to stay still which makes doing so pretty difficult. You watch them tear up the yard with their energy; racing from one end to the other, up and down the driveway, and around the house. They barely pause to smell the fresh tulips and pick a bright yellow dandelion bouquet. You hope, even without breaks in their movement, their little feet are sprouting roots and somehow keeping everything they’re learning stored somewhere in their wildness. With no way to tell until they graduate high school and strike out on their own, you can’t help worrying that they’re just zipping through each experience with nothing to remember it. The good news is you’re here and we have an idea that we think you’ll love! Your toddler can keep their roots lifted and grow while they run from one thing to the next, when they have this Flower Pot Costume!Design and DetailsAt HalloweenCostumes.com we believe growth comes from those big and little experiences. So, that energetic toddler of yours is really on the right track. Of course, planting roots at home is important too and so this simple Made by Us tunic is designed to let them do both! The soft-sculpted terra cotta pot gives your toddler a place to blossom while they hop between activities. Held up by easily adjusted tie-suspenders, they’ll stay comfortable in their costume whether they take a breather and sit on the front step or continue to zoom through patches of clover. And with the addition of our separately sold Sunflower Hood your toddler can really become the gorgeous wildflower they’re destined to be!Wildflower FreedomWhether they learn to appreciate the idea of sticking to their roots or continue to explore their world with gusto, this exclusive costume has your toddler covered. Brighten every playtime and secure those key experiences gained when they perform as the sunflower in their preschool talent show, with this toddler’s Flower Pot Costume!
Kid's Potted Flower Costume
1267446304$39.99
That's Some Really Strong Plant FoodSo, funny story. Yesterday at the greenhouse, one of the workers appears to have only chugged half of their bottle of extra-strong energy drink before leaving it on one of the raised beds. The next morning, the rest of the drink was gone, and some of the flowers had significantly changed. We're talking groundbreaking developments here: The plant was able to play tag, run races, beat their plant parents in video games and do other really impressive stuff! Product DetailsThis exclusive Girl's Potted Flower Costume is like nothing you've ever seen in your local plant nursery! The green jersey knit shirt fastens at the back and has leaf-shaped flaps sewn to the ends of its long sleeves. The brown felt "pot" is attached to the bottom of the shirt and has a flexible plastic rod hidden in its upper and lower edges to help it keep its shape. The jersey knit hood's facial opening is bordered with a brown ruffle and oversized yellow fabric flower petals. Flower Power Have you ever been told that you're blooming with potential? Well, it probably wasn't meant literally, but now it's true in every way! This costume is fantastic if you've got a green thumb that you want to share with the world. You can wear it for Halloween, school events, and even to surprise someone who wants to get a closer look at that fantastic and enormous potted flower sitting on the front porch. Imagine their faces when they discover that it's ALIVE!
Sunflower Costume Hood
1213240449$9.99
Being a good parent is sort of like being a good gardener. If you want to see growth then you have to make sure to tend to your garden or child regularly. Then with enough love and patience, you get the chance to see your child or garden blossom into something more beautiful than you had ever imagined! Well, even if you don’t have much of a green thumb you can still have the most adorable flower anyone has ever seen. How you ask. Easily, with this awesome Sunflower Hood!This lovely accessory can transform your kiddo into the happiest flower your friends and neighbors have ever seen. Everyone will want to know your secret for raising such a joyful flower. Whether it’s plenty of nutrients and sunlight or an open ear and a helpful hand, no one will be able to argue with the smile on your little one’s face!
Kid's Green Man Skin Suit
1265314385$24.99
Every Halloween, you know you’re going to see a cat, and a self-referencing play on words, and a politician, and a monster. You’re going to see whatever big trend was on the news, and whatever character stood out in the latest blockbuster. You’re going to see superheroes and supervillains, pirates and gangsters. You’re going to see the same costumes you’ve seen for years.You’re not going to let your little one contribute to this mundane mediocrity! By George, you’re going to come up with a spectacularly original costume, one that no one has ever seen before. Maybe you’ll create a painfully detailed, stunning accurate 16th-century Templar knight, complete with hand-crafted chainmail. Or a wolf-man costume covered in real yak hair, just like they used in the old movies. Or a mermaid with real scales. Or maybe, originality (and time and money) can be saved by simply shelling out for this Child Green Man Skin Suit. Now your child can successfully blend in with the lawn, or some bushes, or a grassy knoll—instead of blending in with other costumers!
Botched Beauty Makeup Kit
1213236764$9.99
the long sleepSo, like so many others, you've woken up on an operating room table and...the world has ended. Yikes, this should be interesting. Folks who found access to the radio waves are coming up with excuses but long story short, there was an outbreak and half the world's population are zombies. The reporters are not saying the biochemical plant upstream had anything to do with it but they aren't saying it had nothing to do with it either. Of course, you've got a chance to live! You've prepared for this!But before you think about how to fill your starved tummy and satiate those parched lips -- before you think about how to defend yourself amidst apocalyptic conditions -- you remember.product detailsYou were getting a facelift! The turn must have happened mid-operation! Because when you look in the mirror, the person staring back looks like a half-finished art project. Your face is barely hanging on, and your nose and lips aren't proportional any longer. What a disaster. This latex and cream Botched Beauty Makeup Kit will get you just that sort of look. Best of all, the application instructions on the packaging, and the fact that it washes off with just warm water and soap, make it a cinch to get in on that fantasy and back out. You wouldn't want to spend too long in that reality, after all.
Plus Size Black Costume Pants
1309919225$29.99
Picking the right pants is an important decision, maybe even the most important one you make before you head out every day. The color of pants you choose is going to decide if your shoes, belt, socks, jacket, and everything else go together, or if it's all just a jumbled mess! Sorry to sound so dramatic, we're just having flashbacks to the time we wore black socks with khaki slacks, and we were the laughing stock of the regatta... One safe bet is to slap on these Plus Size Black Pants! Black formal clothes all go together with other black clothes, no questions asked. So, go ahead and wear these comfy black pants with your black socks, shoes, belt, and jacket, and you'll look great. The worst case scenario is that you'll look like a Maitre D, or a mysterious, sharply-dressed, country singer, but in the world of fashion, it could be much worse!
Crayon Box Costume Kid's Dress
1273511064$39.99
In Full ColorWe've seen lots of children's doodles. They're marvels! Even if they're illegible. But we've also noticed that in most doodles, there's a main color at work. Typically it's that child's favorite color, and while accompanied by a few complimentary or clashing shades, it's hard to ignore how prevalent blue, red, green, or purple might be on the page.An exception to this rule, we assume, is your kiddo. That's why you're here, right? Your kid colors with all the crayons in the box. One hue of blue won't do for a sky. They naturally know how to grade the tones to reveal a full sunset or rise. Trees are a multicolored wonder. Animals as spectacular in the coloring book as in real life. And whenever you expect an apple to be red, a cloud to be white, or the sun to be bright yellow, you're surprised by a delightful twist!Design & DetailsHelp your child show off their vibrantly colorful personality in a new way with our exclusive Kid's Crayon Box Costume Dress! The licensed Made By Us costume is inspired by Crayola's endlessly inspiring box of crayons and comes with a dress and headband that takes the fun from page to play!The dress's bodice is shaped from yellow spandex fabric with a printed crayon box graphic on the chest and a wavy green border at the waist. A rainbow of colored tulle shapes cap sleeves and a knee-length skirt. A zipper at the back of the costume makes getting dressed quick and easy. Meanwhile, the included fabric-wrapped plastic headband with a crown of foam-shaped Crayola crayons marks your kiddo a royal crayon artist!
Kid's Inflatable Sloth Costume
1267843877$49.99
Huuurrrrrry Up...Sometimes, it feels like there is nothing on Earth that is slower than your kids getting ready in the morning. Embrace that slothlike speed by grabbing this Inflatable Sloth Kid's Costume. Cut down on the slow dressing by getting them a costume that they literally stand in, you zip up, and then you hit the power button. Done and done! Now it's off to the races (well, theoretically, anyway.)Product DetailsThere's nothing easier than this inflatable kid's sloth costume. Zip it up and go! No small pieces, no random accessories to keep track of, and nothing that can hurt another kid (but those claws sure look epic!) Just four AA batteries (not included) and your kiddos are ready to hit the town as fast or as slow as they want. Hopefully they'll stay awake between houses--no telling how hard it would be to carry a kid in an inflatable back to the car.There's Enough Candy to Go AroundAlthough, the lure of candy might be enough to light a fire under your little sloth's behind. This inflatable will keep your kiddos warm (or cool, depending on where you live) and there's definitely no way you'll lose them in a crowd! This is a low effort, high reward costume. Just pick up four AA batteries, hit the "on" switch, and you're good to go. The kids can trick-or-treat at their own speed, while you do...whatever adults do while they wait for kids to finish collecting candy.
Adult Tornado Costume
1284293467$59.99
Life is tough as a tornado. People call you a blowhard, and they’re not wrong. People tend to scatter when they see you coming. You’re constantly dizzy from all the spinning. You’re never allowed in china shops or any other place with fragile merchandise. Storm chasers are always following you around, gawking and making you feel self conscious. And finding an insurance provider willing to cover you is a real headache.All you really want to do is have one night where you can kick back with your friends like a regular person. But going to the movies isn’t an option, since you demolish the theater before the movie even starts. If you try to go to the pool, you accidentally start a tsunami. You’d just like one day where people don’t flee screaming from your approach.We’re afraid we can’t really help you there. But we’ve got another idea: why not embrace yourself and your unique… abilities? You were born this way, and you should be proud. It’s not everyone who can clear a 10-mile radius by just walking through, or destroy a building that took six months to construct. Instead of focusing on the negatives, look at the positives. You’re powerful. Breathtaking. Ferocious. You literally take the world by storm.Embrace your inner tornado in this Adult Tornado Costume. The while polyfoam tunic is overlaid with spiraled strips of black and white nylon netting, and it comes with cutouts that can be tucked behind netting strips as desired. Slip into this costume and you’ll be turning heads—literally!