Women's Sexy Perfect Prescription Costume
1267843748$69.99
Unforgettable 420 FashionThere are a lot of pharmaceuticals to choose from when you are a big-time nurse or MD trying to treat a patient. Like any good physician, you must discover the problem before treating it with a solution. If your patient has back pain, you give them an anti-inflammatory. Bad allergies? You provide them with an antihistamine. Yes, those are just over-the-counter medications, but you get our point.Well, the best remedy for not knowing what to wear this Halloween is our Sexy Perfect Prescription Costume for Women. It's Halloween, so lucky, you'll have plenty of people to practice on. Speaking of medicine, if you know your way around some pharmaceuticals or simply are looking for a cute and quirky costume for the next Halloween bash, check out this Sexy Perfect Prescription Costume for Women.Product DetailsThis costume is excellent for 420 friendlies who also need a sexy women's outfit for the holidays. Oh, and we can't forget the best part about this costume—you get to be a nurse! Who doesn't love a nurse? You will look and feel great in your green and white get-up, complete with weed leaf designs throughout. So before you put your lighters in the air, pick up our Sexy Perfect Prescription Costume for Women!
Circus Ring of Fire Hoop
1278675946$14.99
All Fired UpIs there anything better than a good old-fashioned circus? We would love to watch a picturesque troop pull into town on a colorful train! Just imagine the bright banners with clowns blowing trumpets out the windows. But here's the thing, the vibe of modern circuses has changed a little bit. They're a little smaller. There are fewer animals, which isn't a bad thing. Those elephants need their freedom! Maybe you'll just need to start your very own old-fashioned circus. We bet you know a few kids who'll volunteer for the job. Product Details & DesignAny circus performer needs a ring of fire to keep an air of suspense alive in the show. No burns necessary with this hoop of fire! While this hoop is super simple with flames looped over plastic tubing. At twenty-seven inches wide with a shock of colorful flames, this hoop is sure to stand out in photos and playtime. No Running Away RequiredWant to bring back the golden circus era? No need to jump a train to find a troupe! Everyone in your family can have a job! Dad will make a great clown with a tripping pun joke routine. Mom can be a juggler or lion tamer, she has a lot of experience keeping those kids wrangled in in the wild. Of course, then you'll have to recruit one of your kiddos to be the lion. Top it all off with a baby strongman and a few choice props and your little troupe will be the best in the land!
Men's Boner the Caveman Costume
1329582703$54.99
Everything Was BiggerOh yes, it's true. Everything was much bigger during the prehistoric days. It had to be! From dinosaurs to woolly mammoths, all animal life had some truly epic proportions. When you're competing with those giant creatures, you have to be big to survive. Heck, even early cavemen were packing some pretty epic... uh, shall we call them "surprises" that were hiding under their rudimentary garments. People have forgotten just how big things used to be back then! Maybe it's about time that you reminded everyone just how huge things were!Product DetailsThis Men's Boner the Caveman Costume comes with everything you need to show the world the epic size of prehistory! The men's costume comes with a simple caveman outfit, which includes the faux fur tunic top and the tiger print shorts. The really gargantuan portion of this costume comes in the form of a giant-sized, prosthetic... manhood. It's stuffed and features a light flesh tone color and attaches near your waist. It has the "whole business" down there, if you catch our drift. If you don't catch our drift... we mean that it comes with faux testicles. There. We said it. it comes with giant, fake testicles to go along with the manhood. Pair it up with some disheveled hair and few of our caveman bone accessories and you can fully transform into "Boner the Caveman!"Not a Costume for GrandmaListen, we'll be extremely frank with you on this one. Grandma's not gonna like this costume. It's probably a bad idea to show up to the family costume party wearing this if she's planning on coming. We recommend wearing this sort of outfit when you're going to be around like-minded adults... who also happen to be interested in learning about the extra-large sizing of things during the prehistoric times.
Flower Hoodie Dress for Girls
1213246265$29.99
A Coveted RoleOne day, your kid races through the front door in what you initially think is panic. You know something is up, but the answer to your curiosity is not what you were expecting. With excitement befitting having learned the end of the school year has come early, your little one tells you they are going to be the sunflower in this school year's music program.Relief is your first response, having started at worry when your kiddo flew through the door. Pride follows, of course, knowing you'll get to watch your kiddo show their talents to the whole community. And then, in the back of your mind, a touch of nervousness creeps in. How do we get a costume for this?Hi! Have we been formally introduced? We're HalloweenCostumes.com and we're pretty good at helping get the kids ready for any themed-dress event. The school music program is no exception, and we just so happen to have a lovely little flower ensemble for your kiddo.Design & DetailsDesigned by our talented costume-makers, this Flower Hoodie is an easy and stylish way to get your little one ready for their big debut. Down to the veins on the flower's leaves, this costume is ready for the stage. With just 1 piece it'll be a breeze for your kiddo to get prepared for any flower event. Bright yellow petals are sewn into the hood and create a full bloom when worn. The body of the costume acts like a flower stem while the sleeves are made to look just like leaves. Our clever designers even added a slit in both leaf-sleeves to make sure your kiddo still has full use of their hands.Watch Them BlossomWhether they're on stage or out trick-or-treating, when your little one is dressed in this Flower Hoodie, we know you will get to see them blossom.
Girl's Carnival Cutie Costume
1268146132$29.99
Scary SheekCarnivals are fantastic. The delicious fried foods and head-spinning rides are well worth the price of admission. We all remember going to the carnival as kids. It was a blast stuffing your face with funnel cakes until you got queasy, then riding the Gravatron and actually throwing up. After a bit of rest and water, you were back at it again.Oh, and how can we forget the clowns? Half of them were kind of scary, but the non-scary half was pretty cool—especially when they were making elaborate blow-up animals. If you have a young one who is a fan of carnivals and is looking to clown around this year, check out this Carnival Cutie Girl's Costume for their next Halloween costume.Product DetailsThis costume dress has matching accessories and a red and sky blue color scheme. The blue wig looks excellent with the blue accents on the skirt, while the fingerless gloves are a great touch for the kid's costume. Once your kid learns balloon animals, they'll be set. If your child wants to have that perfect cute clown look with a bit of a creepy edge, make sure they check out this Carnival Cutie Girl's Costume.
Adult Inflatable Ride a Tiger Costume
1271919326$99.99
Tiger TimeRiding on a tiger as an adult sure sounds exciting and adventurous! It may look a bit ridiculous and comical, but adults who climb up onto the back of tiger, with their impressive striped fur and majestic ears, may be in for a surprise! Not every tigers is cool with a human riding on their back, and you might get bit! But still... humans often dream about it.Not only would it it offer you an incredible rush of adrenaline, it would also be a standout experience amongst adults, much different than the day-to-day activities most adults undertake. Well, now, with this Inflatable Ride a Tiger Costume, you can have your chance at riding a tiger without having to deal with the real thing.Product DetailsTake a gander at this ingenious Adult Inflatable Ride a Tiger Costume! Whether you use it for Halloween, a wild in-person-themed party, or an online event like Zoom, this costume will turn you into the life of any party. Lightweight and airtight, this one-piece costume is made from windbreaker-like material to keep your costume inflated and perfectly shaped.The motorized fan housed inside the costume will have you ready to "roar" in 60 seconds or less—just switch on the power, and you'll be ready to go! Featuring black stripes just like a real tiger, bounce down the street in style with your very own amazing tiger costume that won't get tired!Wild OptionsOnce you're dressed up like a tiger rider, it's time for an adventure in the jungle! Just pair this costume up with some of our tropical safari costumes to transform yourself into a famous explorer. Add a pith hat and you're ready to go. Or maybe you're trying to dress up like a certain famous tiger trainer? Well, this Ride a Tiger costume is a great start!
Kid's Potted Flower Costume
1267446304$39.99
That's Some Really Strong Plant FoodSo, funny story. Yesterday at the greenhouse, one of the workers appears to have only chugged half of their bottle of extra-strong energy drink before leaving it on one of the raised beds. The next morning, the rest of the drink was gone, and some of the flowers had significantly changed. We're talking groundbreaking developments here: The plant was able to play tag, run races, beat their plant parents in video games and do other really impressive stuff! Product DetailsThis exclusive Girl's Potted Flower Costume is like nothing you've ever seen in your local plant nursery! The green jersey knit shirt fastens at the back and has leaf-shaped flaps sewn to the ends of its long sleeves. The brown felt "pot" is attached to the bottom of the shirt and has a flexible plastic rod hidden in its upper and lower edges to help it keep its shape. The jersey knit hood's facial opening is bordered with a brown ruffle and oversized yellow fabric flower petals. Flower Power Have you ever been told that you're blooming with potential? Well, it probably wasn't meant literally, but now it's true in every way! This costume is fantastic if you've got a green thumb that you want to share with the world. You can wear it for Halloween, school events, and even to surprise someone who wants to get a closer look at that fantastic and enormous potted flower sitting on the front porch. Imagine their faces when they discover that it's ALIVE!
Kid's Red Crayon Costume Dress
1273511041$34.99
Story of a ColorRed is a perfectly apple hanging from the tip of a tree branch, or being offered by a witch with a wicked smile. Red is a stream of molten lava oozing slowly down the side of a rumbling volcano. Red is a ruby being worn by a princess, the banner of a charging knight, the fire blasting from a dragon's roaring mouth. It's also the slightly questionable-looking chili being served in the lunch line at your school. Red is everywhere! Product DetailsMake "seeing red" a great thing when you wear your exclusive, officially licensed Girl's Red Crayon Costume Dress! The knee-length, sleeveless dress is made light red stretch knit fabric with a wide band of deep red at the bottom of the skirt. The bodice is printed with Crayola's signature black squiggly wrapper design as well as a vertical Crayola logo. A matching crayon wrapper band is printed around the hips. The fabric-covered headband topped with an attached, foam-backed hat shaped like a crayon tip is the perfect final touch. Bright and Beautiful If red is your favorite hue, color your world with this cool costume! Maybe it will inspire you to create your best masterpieces out of only red, the way Picasso did with blue, or to draw mostly red objects for your next gallery exhibition. Someday, when you're a world-famous artist whose main medium is crayons, you can look back on the day that you dressed as a Crayola color as the day that your artistic journey began. Bravo!
Avocado & Toast Costume for Adults
1275494554$44.99
You Like What You LikeIn the age of Instagram and Yelp, the concept of food trends is at an all time high. Anyone can share what they're feasting on at the touch of a button. Arranging smoothie bowls and place settings has become an art form. Everyone's social media feeds are full of perfectly filtered ice cream cones, charcoal smoothies, and seared steaks. It's no surprise that some of these foods take off, with the help of some viral posting. Fancy avocado toast is a child of this internet trend. While some may argue that the era of the avocado is over, we disagree. Show your continued support of this simple but delicious food in an Adult Avocado & Toast Costume!Product DetailsWe hope you have a fellow avocado toast fan, because this costume is a costume for two! Both of them are tunic style and easy to pull on over the head. One is printed with a bread graphic, perfectly toasted to a light brown and complete with toaster grill lines. The avocado tunic celebrates the fruit in its original form. No overly ripe avos here! This one is pale green and still has the pit inside. Everyone will recognize that classic oblong shape!The Perfect PairThese costumes are still costumes separately. Maybe you really like bread, and perhaps your partner or friend eats avocados with a spoon, right from the peel. But that's the beauty of this couple's costume—you are always complete, either separate or together. We love avocados, and we love toast, but there is something magical about the combination. Whether you like your avo toast with cherry tomatos and crumbled feta, or if you simply reach for the salt and pepper, this costume is perfect. The trend of avocados on toast isn't going anywhere!
Plus Size Mime Costume for Men
1213240729$49.99
Your friends all think you are the epitome of the strong and silent type--you’re always a great listener, you always demonstrate your emotions through action, and you always--ALWAYS--look great in black and white. What your group doesn’t know, though, is that you are really working hard to hone your skills so you can quit your job and become a full-time mime. Cool!The art of miming actually goes all the way back to ancient Greece, and has quite a distinguished history. But then, you know all of that already, don’t you? We had no idea what a mime enthusiast you were! It seems only fitting then, that we present to you this Plus Size Mime Costume, just perfect for your act’s big debut or a Halloween bash. After all, you are the kind of person who can make silence speak volumes, so your look should do the same for you. And this one says, I’m a serious, studied mime who will now blow your mind with my miming skills!It really is amazing how authentic this costume looks when you pair it with the classic white mime makeup. You’ll look just like a famous silent movie star in the striped shirt and black pants. Or you can perfect your rope-pulling or wall-climbing skills in the skullcap and red accents. However you wear it, wherever you go, they say the first step to living your new life is to dress the part--so this ensemble is a must for you! We bet you’d squeal with joy...if it didn’t mean breaking character.
Child Inflatable Avocado Costume
1279412626$44.99
You Guac! Ask a kid to eat a bowl full of squishy, slimy, pale green goop and their most likely response would be "Gross! No!" That's totally fine. You see, as soon as they discover how truly delicious avocadoes are, you're going to have much less guac for yourself. Instead of scooping a chipful out of the bowl whenever you want and enjoying its amazing flavor, you'lll have to start hiding your favorite snack. Hiding it won't work, though. You'll be doomed to share your guac forever! Product DetailsThis funny Inflatable Avocado Kid's Costume will guac your child's world! When fully inflated, the outfit resembles an avocado half with a dark green back and layers of lighter green and yellow on the front side. It features a roomy hole for your child's face as well as comfortable arm and leg openings. Best of all, its large, inflated brown "pit" can be removed from the center and used for (gentle) play! Awesome AvocadoGive your little avocado lover the most hilarious costume her or she has ever seen! The outfit would be equally perfect for a Cinco de Mayo celebration as it is for Halloween, since both occasions are better when an avocado shows up. Actually, almost any situation would be better with an avocado on hand. No matter what, you have a delicious snack to share. You might even be able to barter a Halloween candy trade of a bite of yummy guac. (Real guac. Not this costume. Biting this costume is a bad idea.)
Kid's Robot Rascal Costume
1216101844$44.99
BRIGHT FUTUREWe've got a bone to pick! We watch a TON of science fiction movies. It seems like each one we see paints a very specific picture of the future. Robots are always portrayed as evil beings trying to take over the world. They're always trying to eliminate mankind. Well, how come no one ever imagines the positive future of living among robots? We don't think that all of the robots have to be so mean in the future! Perhaps there's a future where robots are the awesome best buds that we've always wanted. Maybe there's a future where we live in perfect harmony with our automaton brethren. We like the sound of that kind of future and maybe your little one can show the world what a friendly robot looks like when by wearing this Robot Rascal costume for kids.DESIGN & DETAILSOur costumers went to work to make a robot costume that's fun, futuristic, but delightfully retro at the same time. They came up with this kid's Robot Rascal Costume. It comes with a gray tunic that has attached robot hands style mitts at the sleeve cuffs. The front features plenty of printed dials and gauges to give it a retro hi-tech look. The headpiece has a generous opening for your child's face. The pants with attached shoe covers put the finishing touch on this robotic style, transforming your child into one friendly looking robot!ROBO BUDDYIf you want to show the world a friendly robot, then it's time for your little one to hop into this adorable costume! With a retro style, your child will be ready to show the more amiable side of the future of robotics by being the best robo-buddy that the world has ever seen.
Cosmic Planet Purse
1228414336$19.99
Alien EssentialsTraveling to new places can feel very alien, especially if you’ve hopped planets! New customs, strange faces, and sensations your various sense receptors have never experienced before can have you asking to be taken to someone in charge ASAP. We get it. And we wanted to make sure visitors from any planet, or alternate universe felt a bit more comfortable on their journey. How, you ask? With this exclusive Cosmic Planet Costume Accessory Purse!Design & DetailsCarry a piece of home with you, wherever you go, when you add this costume accessory to your collection. This unique round purse is the stylish security blanket every space explorer and alien enthusiast needs! Our in-house designers paired a shimmery lilac vinyl with a high-gloss pink and neon yellow vinyl to create an out-of-this-world bag shaped like Saturn. A zipper at the top of the purse offers a safe place to keep your interplanetary travel essentials. Meanwhile, an attached, adjustable shoulder strap allows you to tighten or loosen the bag for your comfort.Packed to PartyWhether you’re headed for the stars or looking for a cool way to finish your alien Halloween costume, this Made By Us Cosmic Planet Purse is a must-have! Pack the essentials in the zippered pouch, and you’re ready to rocket off to your next costume party or galactic shindig!
Girl's Science Nerd Costume
1236263629$39.99
Total Cutie PiYour kiddo is gaga for geothermal energy. She's a whiz at robotics. She flips for physics. And her chemistry sets outnumber her dolls by the dozens. Your little brainiac can't get enough of the scientific world, and she is ready to show everyone she meets this Halloween just how happy is she is to be a "science nerd!" Cool! We love a gal who knows who she is, what she likes, and who doesn't apologize for it. That's why we think this Girl's Science Nerd Costume is too cute for your brilliant little kiddo. Because pretty soon, she is bound to become a powerful, smart, genius and head some cool engineering firm or design the world's first water system on the moon. So, better get on her good side now — she's gonna rule the world someday!Design & DetailsThe irony of this costume is there is truly nothing "nerdy" about it! It's cool as can be, from the darling details and careful craftsmanship achieved by our fabulous in-house design team. The dress is styled to look like a retro top and pink plaid jumper, complete with a science pun on the front, as well as pleats, a collar, and a matching bow at the neck. Add some super-cool kicks, a pair of too-big glasses, and maybe a beaker or test tube for a fantastically smart look!Science Fair FlairEven after Halloween has passed, your brainiac will find fun ways to wear this look. Maybe she'll sport it at the science fair to claim her first place ribbon, or to celebrate Pi Day her way!
Flower Pot Kids Costume
1277404406$21.99
Flower ChildWhile other kids her age may be glued to their phones, obsessed with video games, or stuck on social media, your child adores time spent outside under the sun. Phew! What a ray of light. After school, they can often be found fiddling around in the garden, planting, harvesting, and even weeding! Your kiddo loves to get their hands dirty and work hard, and they simply adore seeing the fruits of their labor come to life—fresh vegetables on their dinner plate or a vase of fresh-cut flowers on the kitchen table.Why not turn Halloween into a chance for them to show off their green thumb? They can parade around as their fave bloom as they enjoy the school costume party or an evening of trick-or-treating! Your kid is far from ordinary; encourage them to be their brightest and most cheerful self this holiday and watch their joy blossom!Design & DetailsMade by Us in our exclusive costume studio, this Flower Pot Kid's Costume was crafted with the utmost attention to detail and was tended to under the watchful eye of our design team. It's a clever ensemble that involves a simple trick of the eye and lots of your girl's bright energy. The foam, faux terra cotta flower pot has wire in the upper and lower edges to keep its shape, as well as fabric suspenders that can tie at the shoulders. Your kiddo will wear it over their fave black leggings and tee, and then you'll pick up the headpiece and sunglasses separately. What an awesome little blossom!Petal PowerWho knows? This amazing costume may even inspire your child to start a gardening club at school! In this unique costume, she'll be a breath of fresh air against a classroom of goblins, ghouls, and ghosts. We can't wait to see how her green thumb grows as she does.
Mr. Potato Head Inflatable Adult Costume
1235918507$89.99
D.I.Why?We hear you were trying to DIY a Mr. Potato Head costume for Halloween. Tsk, tsk, tsk. You know how we feel about that. Not only do DIY costumes often fail to hold up to true Halloween revelry, but this costume, in particular, was bound to give you problems. C'mon...a round frame is notoriously hard to build, so how did you go about it? Oof! Paper mache? That sounds...messy. And what a large balloon you would have needed!But allow us now to step in and do what we do best—present you with the perfect costume, right before your very eyes! Feast on the beauty of this Inflatable Mr. Potato Head Costume for Adults. Yep, that's right, we said inflatable. So you won't have to worry about perfecting that hard-to-achieve potato shape. You can just blow this baby right up and enjoy a night dressed as you favorite classic character. We don't like to brag or anything, but...we're pretty good, right? This look is bound to delight revelers young and old as you grace the costume party in an outfit that blends pure nostalgia with some pretty cool costume technology!Product DetailsThis clever costume looks just like everyone's beloved childhood toy, but without all the spare parts to misplace throughout the night's festivities. It features Mr. Tater's signature mustache, red nose, eyes, ears, top hat, and glove-topped hands. All that fun, plus, who doesn't love a costume that offers total anonymity? You'll be unrecognizable as yourself, but instantly beloved by all!Spud LifeCareful, all that fame, recognition, and praise may just end up going to your head. And from the looks of it, you can't afford for it to blow up any bigger! We're glad to have saved you from the great DIY disaster of the season; never forget: we've got your back!
Crayon Box Toddler Costume Dress
1273511074$59.99
This is an exclusive Toddler Crayon Box Costume Dress.
Kids Tooth Costume
1306983981$29.99
Mouthing OffWelcome to the eating Olympics! Where mouths come together to see who's the best at chomping down food. The busy schedule unfurls as follows. At eight o'clock, spectators can choose between watching the gum-chewing competition on the field or overdone steak gnawing in the cafeteria. After a break for mouthwash and relaxing, the competition will take off again at noon for competitive taffy and jerky eating. Once the chewy foods are done, competing teeth will take part in both crispy and crunchy specialties for a truly edge-of-your-seat experience. Our teeth go through a lot every day. They dig into all sorts of textures and foods, and they do a great job! If you want to go above and beyond brushing and flossing, pay your teeth some extra respect when you throw on a tooth costume for your next themed outing!Design & DetailsThis toothsome costume is simple to throw on and is simple enough for all sorts of events from parades to parties. Simply throw the foam-backed over your own clothes and zip up the back, and you'll be ready to go! The shoulders can be stuffed with lightweight material such as tissue or plastic grocery bags for a well-rounded molar shape. Pair up with a tooth fairy or a tube of toothpaste to make this a group costume to remember!A Mile of SmileAre you ready to celebrate the chompers that work so hard to keep you well-fed? This costume is the perfect way to show them that you care. Now, we can't promise that this will stop your teeth from getting any cavities. Halloween can be pretty crazy when it comes to the candy overload. Tooth care is up to you but we're not worried because now that you know how it feels to become part of the mouth, we know you'll take care of your teeth. Now, how about a smile?
Inflatable Adult Elephant Costume
1279175554$59.99
An Elephant Never ForgetsWouldn't it be amazing to be an elephant for a day? Not only would you get to eat all of the peanuts you want without anyone looking at you oddly, you would have near-perfect recall. Finally, you could remember where you lost that one amazing t-shirt that fits just right and never scratches, and you would have no problem recollecting when your significant other's birthday is. Elephants are so lucky! Product DetailsHave a truly unforgettable Halloween look when you wear your exclusive Adult Inflatable Elephant Costume! The inflatable bodysuit zips up the back and is made of sturdy gray polyester windbreaker material. A small fan is installed behind the right hip and runs on an attached battery pack to keep the suit inflated while in use. The fully enclosed head contains view ports through the elephant character eyes. Printed details such as elephant "toenails" on the arms and legs add to the fun, as do the inflated ears and tusks! Safari ShowcaseThink about how many people you're going to bring happiness to during your next dress-up event! Almost everyone would love to see an elephant outside of the zoo, but aren't able to make a trip to their natural habitat. Thanks to you, lots of bucket lists are going to get one more item checked off. You can also educate others by answering all of their burning questions about pachyderms. For instance, did they know that elephants pop if poked with a very sharp object? (So please don't do that.)
Vintage Strongman Boys Costume
1285748361$44.99
THE GREATEST SHOW OF STRENGTHNo matter your lot in life, you've probably had some hefty dreams of being known for some kind of exceptional and almost superhuman skill. If by now, you have not yet felt your mutant strengths beginning to appear, it might be out of luck. (We're still crossing our fingers for you, of course.) But, either way, it doesn't mean that your family needs to be left in the dark without those skills! Your kiddo still has plenty opportunity to develop some of those amazing talents and bring about an amazing change for the future. Until we have schools for the extraordinary, though, your tyke might need to stick to proving themselves in contests of strength down at the local carnival. Sure, we might not have seen them all that active since the '20s, but everything can have its comeback.FUN DETAILSShow the world your tyke's might with this Vintage Strongman Boy's Costume. This exclusive white and red wrestler's style singlet is the mix of a pullover shirt that features tattooed designs and elastic waist pants with all the circus-style markings that you're hoping for. The included belt has a hook and loop fastener for easy wear and features an oversized, decorative metal buckle in the front that only heightens that victoriously strong look. All you'll need next is an olden-day mustache, some mock dumbells, and either a bald cap or a wig for even crazier hair and the festival is won! A DREAM OF STRENGTH MADE REALWhen your kiddo tells you that they want to be super strong when they grow up, they're probably picturing something like Captain America or Superman. Who can blame them? They're pretty recognizably strong folks. But, imagine the fun of letting your kiddo be a real-world strongman and show everyone how it can really work! This Vintage Strongman Costume is just the way to make that dream come true.
Sunflower Costume Headband
1239146082$14.99
Follow the SunDoes your child love the sun? Have you caught them napping on the one slit of the sun-warmed floor on a slow Saturday afternoon? We get it! There are just some creatures that seek out the energy of that fiery globe floating far, far above us. Cats know what that's all about. Lizards do too! And no plants show their sunny enthusiasm quite like the glorious sunflower. The sunflower rotates its head to catch as many rays as it can to make the most of the summertime. When we look at the sunflowers in our backyard, they just seem to be enjoying themselves. If you and yours want to get the most out of the sun, embracing the happy nature of the sunflower just might be key!Product DetailsThis sunflower headband is easy to slip on but is sure to make a dramatic entrance. Perched on the side of the headband, the flower has a wide brown textured center and brilliantly layered yellow petals. Perfect for garden parties, school events, Earth Day, and Halloween, this headband is going to be a staple in anyone's dress-up wardrobe! Sunny PersonalityAre you looking for ways to complete your sunflower wardrobe? Complete this sunflower headband with green clothing from your own wardrobe and the sunny ensemble will be complete!
Sexy Red Ringmaster Costume for Women
1235916443$19.99
Come one, come all!While plenty of kids dreamed of running away with the circus, for you, it was more than just a dream… It was an obsession. You knew that the only way you could ever truly be happy was traveling across the country in rickety old train cars, boarding next to elephants, lions, clowns and acrobats… and looking sexy the whole time! A life in the circus was your one true calling, which is why you attended the prestigious College of Sexy Ringleading in New York City. After you graduated with a major in sexy ringleading and a minor in sexy clowning, you started searching for your very own big top to call your own.It wasn’t easy, and it wasn’t glamorous. You started as a sexy sideshow barker, then moved up to a sexy human cannon ball, then earned a spot in the surprisingly serious and professional sexy clown troupe. A few broken bones convinced you that you weren’t coordinated enough to be a sexy acrobat, and it turns out being allergic to cats is a liability as a sexy lion tamer. But, slowly but surely, you worked your way up the ranks. Thanks to a lot of sweat, tears and custard pie filling, you finally made it to the top of the big top: the sexy ringleader herself.Product detailsNow, every night you get to strut your stuff while ruling the circus tent’s three rings. And you always look fantastic while doing so, thanks to your Women's Red Ringmaster Sexy Costume. This 100 percent polyester outfit features a jazzy red vest-and-black-bottom combo, with shiny black trim lining and long tails in the back. There’s a button closure in the back for easy wear.Star of the showNow, no matter whether you’re narrating your human cannon ball’s latest daring feat or laughing along with your circus clowns, you’re always looking your best.
Soap and Loofa Adult Couples Costume
1265318360$44.99
The Couple That Showers Together Stays TogetherThere's a lot you can learn about your sweetie from their hygiene habits. Do they like the water boiling hot or only lukewarm? Do they only use a specific kind of shampoo? What if they have long hair: Do they wash it neatly down the drain or leave it swirled in interesting patterns on the shower wall? Whatever the story, it's a good way to learn to tolerance and how to appreciate each other's quirks (unless they use your favorite body wash again. Then it's war.) Product DetailsLook squeaky clean and super cute in your Adult Soap and Loofa Couples Costume! The set contains two tunics, the first of which is white and shaped like a rectangle, with the word "Soap" printed in caps on the front. The second tunic is a strapless number with a drawstring band and fluffy tiers of pink mesh and a matching pink shower cap. The set also includes bubble balloons that you can carry or stick on your costumes, as well as decorative stickers shaped like rubber ducks, suds, and more. Rub a Dub Dub Show off your favorite form of joint self-care by teaming up with your sweetheart for the perfect tanden costume! You'll be the freshest dating pair around, and better yet, there's no need to actually shower before putting on your outfits because everyone will already assume that you've freshened up. (If you're a little stinky, though, they'll probably be able to tell.)
Plus Size Women's Bearded Lady Circus Costume
1265315945$59.99
A hairy situationSo, you’re planning on attending a circus-themed costume party, eh? What on earth are you going to wear? There are so many options! But you’re more daring than the average costume partygoer. You don’t want to be some cliché character, like a clown, an acrobat or a sexy ringleader. What else will really make you stand out from among the crowd?We know! Why don’t you go as a bearded woman? Flirty acrobats are so last Halloween, and there will probably be at least three at this year’s party anyway. Bearded ladies have been a staple of carnivals and circuses since the 1800s. Josephine Clofullia, who toured with P.T. Barnum, had such an impressive beard that she was actually taken to court because someone was convinced she was a man in disguise!Now, we understand the difficulty in committing to this costume… It can take forever to grow a beard, and the party is in two days! That’s not nearly enough time to became a truly authentic bearded woman. But we think we can help with a handy little cheat!Product detailsYou’re sure to be the star of the show with this Plus Size Women’s Bearded Lady Circus Costume! With this exclusive costume, you’re guaranteed to be the only one dressed like you are! The red polyester satin dress is floor length and possesses a stellar old-fashioned style. It comes with a front black-and-white striped inset that recalls circus tents of years gone by, and there’s glittering gold trim that runs along the front as well. (The costume does not come with a beard and, yes, we’re aware of the irony of this situation.)Ready for the roadNow that you have your exclusive bearded lady costume, you’ll be ready for anything, whether that’s a costume party or really running away with the circus!
Sexy Clown Mens Costume
1275167218$39.99
Surely, You Jest!Sexy and clown? Yeah, you read that right. They said it couldn't be done. They called us crazy! They told us that clowns were always either funny or scary, and that making a sexy clown costume was impossible. Well, we have a knack for attempting the impossible when it comes to costume design... and our designers really went to the circus with this Sexy Clown Costume for men.It combines classic, funny elements from traditional clown outfits with just a twist of seductive style that will have everyone rethinking their ideas about clowns.Design & DetailsReady to bring a new kind of clown to the circus? This Made By Us design is the perfect way to showcase your steamy side while garnering a few laughs! The costume starts with a mesh cop top, which has red, yellow, and blue polka dots all over it. The form-fit style helps you showcase your body, while adding a fun splash of color to your look. The jersey knit shorts with elastic in the waist and have a rainbow stripe pattern.The suspenders are attached to the shorts and clip onto the front of the shorts with metal clips. This helps give it a retro look, while also helping the fit of the shorts. The foam bow tie has a satin exterior and fits with an elastic band. Finally, the hat is made out of a stiff felt material, so it will keep its shape through all of your wacky antics!
Adult Inflatable Pickle Costume
1267062239$44.99
A Zesty Snack Welcome to the picnic! But wait - this isn't the scene of merriment and fun that we're used to thinking of when we think of picnics. Where's the laughter? The giant paper plates stacked full of food? The pickles? Oh, that's it. Someone forgot the pickles, so everyone's appetites are ruined and all of the enthusiasm is gone. You can't plan a proper party without the perfect pickes! We might as well just call the whole thing off. Product DetailsYour friends will relish seeing you in this Inflatable Pickle Costume for Adults! The unisex outfit fastens up the back and is made of sturdy green material that's printed with pickle contours and bumps. When fully inflated, the costume resembles an enormous pickle with rounded ends and a slightly thinner midsection. A hole for your face allows you to see where you're going, and the armholes are sewn with elastic. The legs stick out the bottom to let you move around with comparative ease (for a giant, walking pickle, anyway). A Mouthwatering Treat Everyone loves pickles, so it's safe to say that your costume will be a huge hit with young and old alike! Just a quick disclaimer: if you have a really dedicated pickle lover in your group of friends, they may be hard to convince that you are only wearing a costume pickle, not a giant, delicious, crunchy, briny former cucumber. If they start chasing you around the party begging for "just one cornichon!" it's up to you to figure out your escape.
Women's Tickle Me Pink Crayola Crayon Costume
1265316184$39.99
Color Us SurprisedWhenever we take out our coloring books here at the Halloweencostumes.com office, we are always surprised at the lack of sufficient pinks to really make our drawings pop with color. There is just no way to make accurate coral reefs without a good variety of pinks!That is why we petitioned our staff to make this dress. This won’t help us color at all, but it will help us a lot to know that we filled a gap in the market that needed filling. The best thing we can each do is to keep on coloring and keep petitioning Crayola for more shades of pink!Product DetailsMaking sure you are dressed right for any occasion is very important, which is why we recommend setting yourself up right with this Women's Tickle Me Pink Crayola Crayon Costume. This “Made By Us” costume was put together by our hard working and careful artisans, so you will feel good about wearing this for years to come. The included dress and hat are what will make you stand out in any box of 64 crayons. This bright pink color is both flattering and fun, and we are confident that you will be happy with the fit of this dress. How could you not, when you will be tickled pink by the pun the whole time you wear it?Pink is the New BlackIf you are searching for the perfect way to look classic and fun, then you are in the right place. You will feel like a winner in this cool and comfortable costume. Just make sure you avoid anyone with a big crayon box for a costume!
Adult Cannabis Candy Costume
1316371824$39.99
Gummy VibesThe sun is shining. Smooth beats are pumping through the speakers. The air is fresh. And wow! You are so relaxed. Now, we're not saying that you've taken a Cannabis gummy. You could just be having a great day. It just sounds like you're having some wonderful gummy vibes. Congratulations! Heading to a costumed event? Why not spread those good gummy vibes without any skunky whiffs of smoke? This simple costume is easy to throw on for Halloween parties or 420 events. Perfect for promoting dispensaries or simply celebrating your candy of choice, this costume is certainly a vibe!Costume DetailsWe love a tunic costume here! Why? It couldn't be easier to throw on over your own clothing making it perfect for after work parties or impromptu costumed events. This tunic Cannabis Candy Costume is in the shape of a candy bag. The front is printed with big ol' gummy bears and a "Chill Vibes!" label. Your fellow cannabis gummy fans will know exactly where you're coming from. Want a chill look that's ready for any celebration? This tunic costume will be ready to party as soon as it arrives at your door.Sweet SensationsNo matter what you're celebrating, gummy vibes are a fun call. Heading out with a sweet group of friends? Pair up with the rest of our 21 and under-friendly costumes. Heading out with a super chill crowd? We have 420-friendly costumes in stock for every size and style!Looking for radical vibes for your next costumed event? Go ahead and order some gummy vibes!
Men's Vintage Strongman Costume
1312076173$59.99
While we have plenty of respect for lifting weights in the gym, getting buff these days seems like a kind of boring activity compared to the weight lifting strategies of the strongmen of the past. For one, they focused on little muscles, like making sure their grip was intense by lifting heavy books with one finger at a time, doesn't sound like much but it sure would be an amusing activity to walk in on!A strong grip was more important to the retro lifters rather than the look of intense oily abs that seem to be so popular today. Men that weren't all that muscled looking, and showed their strength in weird ways like swinging three kegs of beer by their neck or lifting a 2,800 pound anchor. We're sure that's not great for your body. One of the most popular strongmen had his feat recreated in cartoons again and again. He caught a cannon ball with nothing but his chest and hands. It's an activity we really wouldn't recommend, the first time he did it he lost three fingers! Anyway, these days you don't have to catch a cannon ball or even lift a weight to become a notable strong man, all you need is this tatted up strong man costume! Perfect for the Halloween party or circus themed event, the main one piece striped suit of this ensemble will gain you instant respect in the weight lifting crowd. . . maybe. How would we know? We don't know all the weight lifters in the world but they'd probably like it! The tatted leggings and sleeves will make it look like you've been living that circus lifestyle. Pair the ensemble with an epic mustache and you'll make your mark on the Halloween scene. You won't even need to rip a phone book in half!
Big Booger Baby Costume for Adults
1213231810$49.99
Big Booger BabyThe peak of humor is, without a doubt, pure grossness. Unadulterated, disgusting, putrid, vile, and viscous goop dripping from an overlarge, screwed up baby face? LOL. Maybe your baby looks like this on the regular? Maybe you’re just letting your inner kid out to the real world one night each year as part of a horrific curse? Doesn’t matter, it’s all in good fun.One thing is for sure, if you wear this costume, you will definitely meet the love of your life at the party. Women and men love to see confidence, and nothing says confidence like showing up to a party replete with sexy crayons, witches, and pirates dressed in the Adult Big Booger Baby Costume.Product DetailsIn case you need it, this Adult Big Booger Baby Costume comes with a giant diaper, complete with elastic waistband and leg openings. The pullover top is reversible, with one side being pink and the other blue, allowing you to flaunt your style. The 13-inch bottle and 10-inch pacifier should be enough to really sell the baby aspect, if people didn’t pick it up from the diaper and giant baby mask. Speaking of which, the mask is held on by an elastic band around the back and comes equipped with holes to attach the booger-esque slime. The bib and bonnet are each held on by fabric ties. We have no doubt that if you wear this Adult Big Booger Baby Costume, you will be the most horrific-looking person at your party.Where’s my Mommy?This costume is so convincing that any nearby exhausted mothers who see you will be forced by the mother code to attempt to wipe your snotty face clean and return you to your mother. Sure, it will be awkward when you come clean and admit that you’re an adult in a big booger baby costume, but hey, that’s how it goes on Halloween.
Inflatable Rocket Ship Adult Costume
1237089833$49.99
Three, Two, One, Blast Off!Life holds endless situations that would be SO much easier if they came with a rapid means of getaway. Remember last Christmas when your great-aunt Mabel Louise sat you down and asked you why you weren't married yet and if she could set you up with a darling girl she knows who pet-sits for her sister? "I'm pretty sure she has 17 cats, but she seems just lovely." Or maybe that morning when you showed up to class with the Irish flu and your professor called on you to answer a question about the assigned reading that you definitely did not read? Or what about the day your boss showed up at your desk five minutes before quittin' time and wanted to tell you, in detail, about his last golf game? All we're saying is that each of those situations would have been so much better if you could have launched yourself into space at the first sign of trouble. Product DetailsFly high on Halloween thanks to this exclusive Inflatable Adult Rocket Ship Costume! The silver and red rocket-shaped bodysuit slips on over your street clothes and has an attached fan to inflate it to size. It features arm and leg holes, and a "viewing port" covered in clear material so that you can see where you're flying. Choose Your Space MissionThe best part about dressing as a rocket is being able to go where you like, whenever you like. If you're not feeling like continuing small talk, initiate fuel thrusters! If you see an attractive person across the room whom you just HAVE to talk to, blast off in their direction! The sky is the limit for you.
Women's Diamond Flare Clown Costume
1265311359$64.99
Farceur FashionYou're not afraid of clowns. The issue you have is with their motley ensembles. You understand they're supposed to look silly. Their whole job is to elicit a laugh from onlookers. But you've always thought the slapstick gags, imitations, and overall mime vibe was plenty.Sure, bright colors keep things lighthearted and kid-friendly. Yet, you can't help imagining clowns would be just as fun if they were also fashionable. And this Women's Diamond Flare Clown Costume is here to help you prove your theory is correct!Design & DetailsThis exclusive Made By Us costume is exactly what you need to illustrate how form and function can overlap, even in the world of clowns! The ensemble starts with a white, sleeveless, and wide-legged jumpsuit with a bold multicolored diamond print. The jumpsuit narrows at the waist to give it a maxi-dress-like look, while its lightweight fabrics and loose-fit pant legs promise comfortable wear.Thin adjustable shoulder straps keep the step-in jumpsuit secure. Meanwhile, a pink organza and blue satin trimmed collar pairs with matching cuffs to give the stylish jumpsuit a clownish look! Complete the look with the included hat and shoe clips. The foam-backed hat compliments the jumpsuit's bright white color and pink pompom embellishments, while the shoe clips add similar pink pompoms to your preferred footwear!Diamond Flare Clown Costume IdeasUpdate clown fashion with this Diamond Flare Clown Costume! Inspired by the beloved carnival characters and today's style trends, this fashion-forward costume will surely delight with or without your witty slapstick humor! Pair classic props from our clown costume accessories and grab a playfully colored wig to pull it all together.
Toddler's Ringmaster Costume
1213245278$34.99
Does your home seem as crazy and out of control as a circus some days? Does it almost feel as if there are elephants riding around on unicycles and mischievous clowns prancing around constantly? Well, maybe it’s time to help your kiddo hone all that energy and promote him from a sideshow act to the center stage this Halloween. Grab him this Ringmaster Costume for toddlers and watch him suddenly take control of the show!Your little one will look like the ultimate Ringmaster with this amazing outfit. We designed it ourselves and made sure it included all the bells and whistles! An amazing red tailcoat jacket will trail behind him as he marches through town. An adorable bow tie will make him as stylish as he his hilarious. The cherry topping off this funday-sundae of a costume is a classy velvet-covered top hat! Once your child is dressed up in this fantastic costume he’ll feel as brave as a lion tamer and as hysterical as a clown! He’ll be as daring as tight-rope walkers and as strong as strong-men. He’ll feel all of that and more, but he won’t be the one having to do any of those zany feats. Instead, he’ll be the amazing director of all the entertainment!We’re positive your little guy has all the charisma needed to be a renowned Ringmaster. Who knows, maybe he’s even good enough to get hired in a real-life circus. Before you know it this costume will turn from one night of Halloween fun into a lifetime of entertainment!
Kids Camo Second Skin
1213237126$34.99
We hear your little one is known to disappear for hours at a time. That you often find him standing motionless against a wall, on a reconnaissance mission, or hiding in a corner with a potted plant on his head, hoping to look like your heirloom end table. We feel for you. Which is why we’re suggesting this Child Camo Second Skin for your little Houdini. Now, he can blend in seamlessly with the world around him...and outdoors, to boot! No more tripping over him in the entryway or being scared half to death when he emerges from behind a curtain. And now that he’ll be busy hiding around in the bushes, he can’t just be dressed in a pair of blue jeans and a bright red t-shirt, now can he? Camouflage is the only real option for stealth operations in the woods. If your child wants to blend in (and we know your child does) he'll be able to go completely undetected in this sleek suit. We're just hoping he’s coming back for dinner, because you sure won't be able to find him out there.That’s because this jumpsuit is printed in classic camo, as are the attached gloves, socks, and mask. So go ahead, ask him if he’d like to own the ultimate gear for outdoor covert ops...we’ll wait while you try and find him.
Girl's Mime Costume
1213244495$29.99
THE ULTIMATE TRICKWhen your kiddo gets to a certain age, suddenly, all those early years of trying to help her learn how to talk begins to feel like a horrible mistake. Now, suddenly, she knows so many words. In fact, she seems to be inventing new ones. She chatters in a foreign language about things that you feel you should be understanding at least in context, but how can any parent stay woke when the kids are obvs geekin with the fam with NC during a Code 9 to KPC. You 123?... We're not even sure what we just said, there. The point is that sometimes with all the confusing chatter in newfangled slang, it sometimes brings you back to the days when she didn't say much at all! If only we could head back there for a moment's peace that might give us a chance to at least Google what the heck anything means. Well, there are definitely options! And, while we're at it, we can even throw in a dose of amazing French culture! DESIGN & DETAILSOur amazing design team took a whole month's vow of silence to work on this glorious and exclusive Mime Costume. This 3/4-length sleeved shirt has the iconic black and white stripes of the street performer look which matches perfectly with the black elastic-waist shorts. The iconic beret hat helps to cinch the look while the red suspenders and scarf give just enough of a flair of color that your little mime is bound to get some attention. Remember the white face paint to help the kiddo stay expressive! KNOW EVERYTHING THEY SAYThere are really only two ways to be sure that you can translate your kiddo. Either walk around with a Tween-2-Classic translator app on your phone or have her speak in pantomime instead! At least with the latter, you'll also have a great costume available for all your parties!
Inflatable Koala Adult Costume
1267843871$49.99
The Theory of CutenessWhy are koalas so cute? One reason is their totally adorable appearance, which is characterized by their round, fluffy ears, small noses, and stocky build. Their soft, fluffy fur also contributes to their cute appearance. Another reason for their cuteness is their slow, relaxed lifestyle and calm, gentle demeanor. (We wish we could trade places with a koala for a day.) They're also peaceful animals that like to laze around all day, which also speaks to our innermost desires!If you're looking to embody the adorable nature of Australia's most lovable animal, then this Adult Inflatable Koala Costume is a great choice! The cute costume inflates in an instant, so you'll be ready to lounge around in cute style in no time.Product DetailsThis adult inflatable costume is designed with a built-in fan on the side of it. The costume is made of a lightweight, flexible material and is sealed to create an airtight chamber. When the fan or air pump is activated, it pumps air into the costume, causing it to inflate and take on the shape of a cute koala bear. You can wear your regular clothes underneath, making it easy to suit up!The costume only takes a few minutes to inflate, and has a grey and white exterior inspired by the classic Koalas! Once inflated, you leave the fan on while you enjoy the costume. The head has a generous opening for your face, but still creates an airtight seal with elastic.More Inflatable FunInflatable costumes are a quick and easy way for you to dress up as your favorite characters, whether it's a cute Australian animal like this koala or a big scary dinosaur! Be sure to check out our full selection of inflatable costumes to create a total animal party!
Adult Inflatable Kangaroo Carry Me Costume
1271635721$49.99
marsupial wonderlandAustralia is a wonderland of cool, unique animals. It's really unfair, because it's one island in the middle of the ocean. They got the cool accents, gorgeous beaches, and a giant rock standing in the middle of nowhere that people drive to in hot sun just for fun, and they get the marsupials too! Wait, not all the marsupials, opossums are pretty much everywhere but they're basically rats with pouches -- no fun at all!product detailsSo, there's no way that human belly bags are going to become a thing. If you want to know what it would be like to hop through life with a marsupial pouch -- nay, in a marsupial pouch -- then you'll love dressing up in this Inflatable Kangaroo Carry Me Costume. The inflatable suit blows up in seconds but requires four AA batteries! Snag those and not only will you have extra storage in your abdominal area but you'll have some mighty powerful hips as well.ultimate utility pocketWe think most mammals could have used a marsupial pouch, including us humans. Imagine how handy that would be! Forget trying to stuff everything in your one carry on when you're boarding that plane. Just put your extra layer in your skin pouch. If it could carry a human child, it could definitely carry a long sleeved T-shirt. Never again would you be caught sneaking snacks into the theater. That's right, your Raisinets are tucked away in your belly bag! Sure, there might be some issues, like how could you get easy access to it? One thing is for sure, there would be a lot more zippers on shirts and crop tops would be more useful than ever.
Adult Inflatable Scrumptious Broccoli Costume
1237089820$69.99
Broccoli PRWe need to talk. It's about broccoli. We've heard tons of rumors going around that the kids don't like the nutritious vegetable. Crazy, we know! Broccoli is so versatile and it's packed full of vitamin C, calcium, and vitamin K. You can roast it, stir fry it, steam it, or eat it raw! But for some reason... a lot of kids seem to think that it's yucky. We're just going to chalk it up to bad PR. Well, we want to change that. We want to give the healthy vegetable some good PR for a change. That's where you come in. If we can show kids just how cool broccoli can be, then maybe we can get more kids to try it out.We see absolutely no problem with this plan whatsoever.Design & DetailsOur team of designers crafted this Made By Us costume to capture the delicious style of the stalky vegetable. The costume is a green inflatable bodysuit with printed details on the exterior to make it look like broccoli. The top portion is designed to look like a fresh floret! You can wear your normal clothes underneath as you suit up. The bodysuit also has a built-in fan in the back. With the flip of a switch, the suit fully inflates into the shape of a broccoli crown. Just leave the fan on as you walk the world as the big green vegetable!From Yucky to FunnyAll right, so maybe we haven't worked out all of the specifics, but we bet if kids see you running around in this broccoli costume, we can at least get broccoli to be a "funny" food instead being known as a "yucky" food. And we think that's definitely a step in the right direction! Be sure to check out all of our food costumes to get a whole balanced diet group costume going!
Vintage Pierrot Clown Women's Costume
1266095116$49.99
Sad clown? Oh no, no, no, not anymore. There is nothing sad about you and you're about to prove it to the world. The archaic stereotypes associated with Pierrot clowns are about to be destroyed by no one other than YOU.Trust us, we don't want to give you a history lesson because it's not our intention to put you to sleep, but way back in the day Pierrot clowns were the butt of jokes. And girl, that is just not you and it's not what the sensitive jokesters stand for anymore. The clown community is counting on you to make the change!Once you're dressed in this vintage Pierrot clown costume, just exude your usual confidence and the antiquated stigma will start fading away. Anyway, it will be difficult not to feel bold when you're dressed in a pair of sassy overall-style suspender shorts. The ruffled shirt adds some texture to the ensemble, while the ruffled collar provides necessary old-fashioned detail. Hike up the striped leggings (which will elongate your legs) and plop the pom-pom decorated hat on your head and you're ready to transform the Parisian streets into your own personal catwalk. Pierrot clowns of the past will be grateful that you've single-handedly changed their public image. When you look this stylish, it's impossible not to make a statement!
Soft Adult Jester Hat
1265312955$19.99
It's All Fun and GamesAre you the unofficial jokester of your friend group? Can you be counted on to always have a laugh-worthy one-liner or an amazing practical joke? Congratulations, you are officially the ruler of this court! Forget about what your teacher told you would happen if you never take anything seriously in life, because here the only important thing is to have a good time. Seriously. Product DetailsLet the good times roll when you wear your Adult Jester Soft Hat! This whimsical headpiece is styled after a classic jester crown with three downward-curving stuffed points in colors of purple, yellow, and green. Each point is tipped with a tiny gold-tone bell so that everyone will know when you enter the room. The soft brim is purple velour striped with gold trim! Is This a Joke to You? The anwer is yes, of course! Your friends will be delighted to see that their favorite entertainer has arrived at the party.
Kids Old Man Costume
1268872438$34.99
WHAT A SMART... CHILD!Once upon a time, there was a child with the wittiest of tongues and quickest of minds. His parents simply didn't know what to do with the kid. They would ask, "Child? What would you like to be when you grow up?" And the child, tongue in cheek replied, "Old!" At first, it was amusing and the parents did indeed laugh. But, time and time again, they would ask the questions. "What will you do when you're grown?" Said the child: Relax on my porch! They tried, "How will you greet your neighbors?" Said the child: Stay off my lawn! They asked, thinking themselves especially clever, "What job will you claim on your taxes?" Said the child: Retired! Even more exhausted than their supposedly elderly child, they were about ready to give up when genius struck. "How will you pay to maintain this lawn?" Thought the child: I better get started now! DESIGN & DETAILSWith this Made By Us and chuckle-worthy costume, you can make that dream a reality. This Child's Old Man costume might be a bit confusing to talk about, but it is only amusing to see in action! That's thanks to the digitally printed jersey shirt and vest that is digitally printed to look in old-timey style and stuffed for that "one too many homecooked meals" look! The gray Newsie hat is a perfect addition and the glasses feature the bushiest of eyebrows and a mustache of sherpa fur. With the high-quality design of our in-house team, it might even last until your kiddo is old enough to look the part! AN OLD JOKE!If you've got a kiddo who's too smart for their own good, best let them see what it is like being old sooner than later! This Old Man costume is just the ticket for a hysterical time. (Just imagine the holiday pictures this year with Grandpa Kiddo.)
Infant Clowning Around Costume
1228412476$39.99
Dressed for SuccessEvery year, it seems, clown employers are asking for more and more on applications, especially in terms of experience and education. Even starting positions now commonly list a requirement for one to five years of experience! While that hardly seems fair or sensible, we cannot deny that is a fact of the world at this point, and therefore we recommend you get your baby started right away.If your infant has shown any interest in becoming a legendary clown, then get them this Infant Clowning Around Costume. As long as they wear it, they are accruing applicable hours of experience that will be indispensable in their chosen career path (as long as it is being a clown). Besides, at least if they wear this outfit, no one will have to wonder why they are making all those funny faces, it will fit right in with the whole look!Bucket of LaughsSaving for clown college and setting up your child with an early background in clowning is a great way to get them started on their path, but don’t forget the most important part: taking pictures! Your child will be so cute in this clown costume that you will swear you’re being bamboozled. The colorful onesie with cute, clownish details will make you ooh and ahh as they do all their normal baby clown things.A Laughing StockIf you are looking for the perfectly hilarious and cute clown costume for your infant, then this is the one for you. You will break your funny bone when you see what an adorable performer your child can be!
Plus Size Crash Test Dummy Costume for Adults
1324884507$49.99
Do your pals know you as the risk taker of the group? Are you generally thought of to be unflappable? Do you think that skydiving, base jumping, swimming with sharks, and bungee jumping all sound like a perfectly lovely way to spend a Tuesday? Do you dream of being stunt double?While some may tell you to slow down and tread on life with caution, we say dive in head first! And just to show you’re not afraid of any crash-and-burn scenarios life may throw your way, wear this plus sized crash test dummy costume to your next big costume party! That ought to show those naysayers because as a daredevil, nothing gets you pumped for your next big adventurous feat than someone telling you not to do it. Being told “you can’t do that” is how you got motivated to swim between California and Hawaii and how you finally summited Everest, after all. Honestly, a little car crash testing seems easier than all that.Easiest yet is to put on this blue jumpsuit, mask, and white gloves and become “Larry” for the night. You’ll be unrecognizable by face but our guess is that you will find some party feat by which to distinguish yourself. Just remember, Larry, real cars are not meant to be tested by you. Those are simulations. But on the upside, you probably won’t be mad if folks bump into you all night long.
Pink Afro Clown Wig
1265314709$7.99
Clowns can come in all shapes, sizes, and personalities. It can go all the way from the scariest killer clown you've ever seen this side of a birthday party to a super sad clown with makeup that makes him look like he's constantly crying all the way to the happiest clown on the planet ready for a great time. We think that getting the right personality can come down to even the finest detail of the entire outfit. Add a little more of a friendly nature to your silly clown costume with this Pink Afro Clown Wig. No murder vibes seem to come from this hair color (and we have some pretty serious technology to test that) and very little sadness from it as well. In fact, this wig resembling some delicious cotton candy has proven to improve the moods of people around it just by being in their presence. Add it to perfect your Halloween outfit or for entertaining some children at a birthday party.
Girl's Toy Soldier Costume
1235915739$34.99
Seasonal SelectionDo you decorate your house for the holiday season? If you do, do you have a favorite theme? Some people love snowmen more than anything. Others love to put figures of Santa Claus all over their houses. Or maybe you like to see penguins everywhere you look! These are all great options, but we have a bit of a soft spot for nutcrackers, too. We’re not really sure why they’re usually dressed like soldiers, but we think there’s something about them that just feels classic. And of course, The Nutcracker ballet has helped to make them a symbol of the season—even if they can’t actually open any chestnuts!Design and DetailsYour little one can be the hero who helps to defeat the Mouse King with this gorgeous Toy Soldier Costume. This dress was Made By Us so your child can have an outfit that will help them feel the holiday spirit anytime they want! The red and blue dress features adorable ruffles on the cuffs and skirt, along with matching gold epaulets, trim, and buttons. The chest straps and belt add fun detail to the outfit, and the traditional hat finishes everything off with a fluffy white feather. Your child will have a great time parading around in this delightful costume—but we do have to caution them against trying to crack nuts with their teeth!
Kid's Tornado Costume
1213237801$49.99
You always knew your child was going to take the world by storm, but you never thought it would be literal. But when they came to you saying they wanted to be a F10-level swirling vortex of destruction when they grew up, you knew you had to encourage them to follow their dreams. You would be the worst hypocrite if you told them for years they could be anything, only to balk when they said that thing was a tornado.Secretly, of course, you have your doubts. The job market for tornados seems slim at best. What company is going to need a tornado’s talents? Your kid might be able to get an odd job here or there clearing forests or demolishing houses, but that work can’t be very steady, can it? And sure, Hollywood always needs strong forces of nature for its disaster movies, but show business is so hard to break into—even for a tornado that breaks through everything—and the world of entertainment is so fickle. One moment, a tornado could be starring in something as prestigious as Twister; the next, it could be relegated to Sharknado. You don’t want your kid to get sucked into such a rollercoaster.Nevertheless, you always said you’d support your kid, and you’re going to support your kid through this, too (even though you hope it’s just a phase). The first step is purchasing this Child Tornado Costume to really help your kid get into the tornado mood. The white polyfoam tunic has shoulder straps on the inside and is overlaid with spiraled strips of black and white nylon netting. It comes with cutouts of different buildings, which can be tucked into and behind the netting strips. It’s the perfect costume for your little whirling dervish!
Mutant Carnivorous Plant Mask for Adults
1328679549$49.99
Too Much FertilizerIt's so exciting to garden, but sometimes your green thumb is more of a brown thumb. You were so committed to ensuring that your plants would flourish and grow that you visited your local witch for an extra-special blend of potting soil. Good news: Your little seedlings grew leaps and bounds! Bad news: They seem to be a little....hungry. One of them has already eaten the mailman who strayed too close. This problem wasn't covered in any of your gardening journals! Product DetailsAstonish and horrify in this awesome Carnivorous Muitant Plant Adult Mask! The molded mask covers your entire head and is designed to look like a Venus Flytrap kind of plant - except that this one has jutting fangs and a tongue covered in saliva snaking out from between its leaves. Eye ports allow for limited vision. Maybe Weed Killer Will Help Congratulations, you've discovered a new species! Hopefully you will get credit for your find. The last expert who came out to document your discovery got gulped down like an appetizer.
Crash Test Dummy Costume
1265316276$44.99
You could learn a lot from a Dummy. Buckle your safety belt.Everyone drives like a dummy sometimes. Well maybe not everybody, but a lot of people do. However, even if you are a good driver, you can still get into a car accident. It might just be worth it to take some advice from a dummy about safety belts.You used to love Larry, and Vince. (Larry a little more, because Vince was always ready to quit.) It was so exciting whenever they were on the TV. Sure they were telling you to buckle up, but they were doing it in a cool way. By showing you what happens to dummies when they don't wear their seat belts. They went flying through the windshield. Their arms, or legs becoming detached. Their car being demolished.This year you can bring Larry back. Dress up in this Crash Test Dummy Costume, and tell people about vehicle safety. Tell them about the dangers of not buckling up. Tell them all about what happens if you put small children in the front seat of a car. Remind them that airbags are pretty great, but you still need your safety belt on to be safe. So, throw on this costume, and watch some Crash Test Dummy commercials from the 80s, and 90s to brush up on your safety tips. Be warned though, you are not as easily repaired as Larry once was.