Basic Astronomy The universe is an amazing place! It has our solar system with all of the incredible planets, and they revolve around a big, glowing ball of gas that warms our world. And what does the solar system orbit? You, of course. You're the center of the universe. Product DetailsLook like the cutest walking science project ever when you wear your exclusive Solar System Costume Headband Accessory! The plastic headband is covered in sparkly black polyester and is decorated with a molded felt sun as well as the eight planets. When the hidden battery pack is activated, the sun lights up! Pop Quiz Time! Do you have trouble remembering the order of our solar system's planets? Check out your headband! It's better than trying to recite My Very Excellent Mom Just Served Us Nine Pizzas, especially since we don't talk about Pluto anymore.
BRIGHT FUTUREWe've got a bone to pick! We watch a TON of science fiction movies. It seems like each one we see paints a very specific picture of the future. Robots are always portrayed as evil beings trying to take over the world. They're always trying to eliminate mankind. Well, how come no one ever imagines the positive future of living among robots? We don't think that all of the robots have to be so mean in the future! Perhaps there's a future where robots are the awesome best buds that we've always wanted. Maybe there's a future where we live in perfect harmony with our automaton brethren. We like the sound of that kind of future and maybe your little one can show the world what a friendly robot looks like when by wearing this Robot Rascal costume for kids.DESIGN & DETAILSOur costumers went to work to make a robot costume that's fun, futuristic, but delightfully retro at the same time. They came up with this kid's Robot Rascal Costume. It comes with a gray tunic that has attached robot hands style mitts at the sleeve cuffs. The front features plenty of printed dials and gauges to give it a retro hi-tech look. The headpiece has a generous opening for your child's face. The pants with attached shoe covers put the finishing touch on this robotic style, transforming your child into one friendly looking robot!ROBO BUDDYIf you want to show the world a friendly robot, then it's time for your little one to hop into this adorable costume! With a retro style, your child will be ready to show the more amiable side of the future of robotics by being the best robo-buddy that the world has ever seen.
Come one, come all!While plenty of kids dreamed of running away with the circus, for you, it was more than just a dream… It was an obsession. You knew that the only way you could ever truly be happy was traveling across the country in rickety old train cars, boarding next to elephants, lions, clowns and acrobats… and looking sexy the whole time! A life in the circus was your one true calling, which is why you attended the prestigious College of Sexy Ringleading in New York City. After you graduated with a major in sexy ringleading and a minor in sexy clowning, you started searching for your very own big top to call your own.It wasn’t easy, and it wasn’t glamorous. You started as a sexy sideshow barker, then moved up to a sexy human cannon ball, then earned a spot in the surprisingly serious and professional sexy clown troupe. A few broken bones convinced you that you weren’t coordinated enough to be a sexy acrobat, and it turns out being allergic to cats is a liability as a sexy lion tamer. But, slowly but surely, you worked your way up the ranks. Thanks to a lot of sweat, tears and custard pie filling, you finally made it to the top of the big top: the sexy ringleader herself.Product detailsNow, every night you get to strut your stuff while ruling the circus tent’s three rings. And you always look fantastic while doing so, thanks to your Women's Red Ringmaster Sexy Costume. This 100 percent polyester outfit features a jazzy red vest-and-black-bottom combo, with shiny black trim lining and long tails in the back. There’s a button closure in the back for easy wear.Star of the showNow, no matter whether you’re narrating your human cannon ball’s latest daring feat or laughing along with your circus clowns, you’re always looking your best.
Sheer PerfectionWhen you chose to become a clown, you didn't want anything to get between you and the artform. You'd master the skills, prove your talents, and get audiences rolling with laughter without dressing like a giant pear in a candy wrapper.Of course, that doesn't mean discarding the colorful tradition of circus clown wardrobes. It just means simplifying and streamlining. You want the look to let you move easier, ensuring your slapstick routines don't miss a beat, and your balloon animals don't get lost in billowy fabrics that rival the big top.Design & DetailsAchieve your circus performance goals with this Women's Sheer Clown Costume! The Made By Us exclusive comes with two stylish pieces that ensure your look is nothing but playful. The top of the costume is a midriff shirt with decorative buttons that stretch from collar to hem. Made with sheer white material with a rainbow polka-dot print and featuring a bright white bandeau, the top is a modern fit for the Big Top!The included skirt is made with the same fabrics as the top and features a white knit base layer and a multicolored tulle petticoat that perfectly complements the ensemble's polka dots. Light yellow suspenders are attached at the elastic waist of the skirt and add a classic touch to the outfit. Meanwhile, an included pre-tied necktie wears securely by its elastic neckband.Clown Costume IdeasLet nothing interfere with your clowning talents when you choose this exclusive Sheer Clown Costume for your Halloween celebrations! Paired with a bright pair of tights, a colorful wig, and your favorite pair of shoes, you'll have everything you need to wow any crowd!
Do your pals know you as the risk taker of the group? Are you generally thought of to be unflappable? Do you think that skydiving, base jumping, swimming with sharks, and bungee jumping all sound like a perfectly lovely way to spend a Tuesday? Do you dream of being stunt double?While some may tell you to slow down and tread on life with caution, we say dive in head first! And just to show you’re not afraid of any crash-and-burn scenarios life may throw your way, wear this plus sized crash test dummy costume to your next big costume party! That ought to show those naysayers because as a daredevil, nothing gets you pumped for your next big adventurous feat than someone telling you not to do it. Being told “you can’t do that” is how you got motivated to swim between California and Hawaii and how you finally summited Everest, after all. Honestly, a little car crash testing seems easier than all that.Easiest yet is to put on this blue jumpsuit, mask, and white gloves and become “Larry” for the night. You’ll be unrecognizable by face but our guess is that you will find some party feat by which to distinguish yourself. Just remember, Larry, real cars are not meant to be tested by you. Those are simulations. But on the upside, you probably won’t be mad if folks bump into you all night long.
Enter the RingCome one, come all to the Dark Circus, where wondrous feats beyond your imagining are performed every minute...and where shadows hide the true reality of this glimmering, gilded world. A place of smiles and cotton candy by day, it is transformed into it opposite self at night. Fantastic eldritch beasts prance through the ring under the Big Top, but at second glance they appear to be only elephants and tigers after all - or so you'd like to believe. The idea that you're standing on the brim of another world, poised to tumble into its depths, is something that only the bravest can contemplate...and even they can't admit to themselves that this world may want to keep them as an audience forever. Leading the dazzling, darkling show is an enchanting ringmaster, whose skill and magical touch keeps both worlds swirling without colliding. Is she working to protect the awestruck, hapless visitors? Or is she determined to take them into the other realm when she leaves? Only one can answer that question - and she tells no secrets. Product Details Amaze and astonish your friends in your Women's Dark Ringmaster costume! A HalloweenCostumes.com exclusive, your otherworldly outfit is truly original and mesmerizing. A velvety, tailed jacket full of old-fashioned circus glamor fits snugly over an eyecatching bodysuit. The epaulets shimmy and dance with your every move as you strut through the ring. A bow tie choker and black top hat are the last words in flirty fascination. Power PlayAble to tame lions, thrill crowds, and hold fire in the palm of her hand, the Dark Circus's ringmaster will be the talk of the town - if the audience ever returns. This will be an act that no one will want to leave!
Trouble in ParadiseWhen all the LOL Surprise dolls get together, they need over 500 gallons of tea for the tea party. They require 1000 scones, 200 pounds of butter, 150 jars of jam, and an unheard of number of cucumber and mayonnaise sandwiches.From the beginning to the end of the tea party, though, everyone has the best time. Just chit chatting and enjoying one another’s company is all that they need. That is, until the tea runs out… The whole mood changes if there isn’t enough tea!Product DetailsMaking sure you are dressed right for any occasion is very important, which is why we recommend setting yourself up right with this Kids Pop Heart LOL Surprise Costume. The included A-line satin dress has pretty, glittery graphics on the front and back. The mech leggings have an elastic waistband that is both comfortable and secure. The fabric-covered headband has bangs attached, so you will be sure to have that classic hairdo that you are looking for. All in all, this costume is perfect for any fan of the LOL Surprise dolls. Looking and feeling just like your favorite character is as easy as putting on this cool and quality costume!Dolled UpIf you are searching for the perfect way to look classic and magnificent, then you are in the right place. You will feel like a winner in this cool and comfortable costume. Just make sure you practice the poses that will really make you look like Pop Heart!
This Costume Is BananasYour little monkeys climb over, around, and under everything 364 days a year. Let them be a real monkey on Halloween, but slow them down a bit with this Inflatable Child Monkey Costume. They may even want to slow down to let people admire what they're wearing!Product DetailsThis costume looks like a lot, but it's one piece and doesn't have any small accessories to misplace or lose. A battery pack takes four AA batteries (not included) and airs up this costume in a flash. Just have your kiddo step in. Elastic around the ankles and wrists ensure they won't be floating around inside. Adjust their face inside the face hole. Then hit the on switch and your work is done. The monkey's face is screen printed on, giving it a surprising expression--with your kid's own face as the mouth! There's plenty of room underneath to bundle up, without ruining the overall effect. You'll feel like you've won Halloween when you hear all the "oohs" and "aaahs" (or are they "ooh ooh ahh ahhs"?) this costume will get.Inflate FunSome costumes require extra pieces, tiny accessories, or elaborate makeup. Others are ruined when winter boots, jackets, and hats are required thanks to the weather. Worry about none of that when you choose this Inflatable Child Monkey Costume! All you need is four AA batteries (not included). Hit the "on" switch, and your Halloween night is ready to start. However, we take no responsibility for a Halloween haul of just bananas.
Robot life is a'comin"Ahhh! Robots are going to take over the world!!!"Freaking out yet? Computers are increasingly running the world. Autonomous vehicles have started driving on roads. And Artificial Intelligence is seemingly right around the corner. We're not saying that this is anything to get alarmed about, but, well, if you are? We do have something you can do about it.Yup, if you're anticipating a robot takeover of the world, just get ahead of the curve. By becoming a robot! Isn't that a genius idea? We sure think it is, and we just have happened to create the perfect style to transform yourself into a futuristic robot. This Men's Robot Jumpsuit Costume!product DetailsThis costume consists of a full body jumpsuit in a metallic silver. It has a black pattern printed on the suit, which is totally reminiscent of what a robot might look like. Light up glasses are included, too, so you can be a little bit of a funky android. The only thing you'll need to complete the effect, as we have it pictured, is some silver body makeup. That part is optional as you can use this jumpsuit to create any costume style you choose, of course!A real cool robotWhat are you going to do as a Robot? You could be an assistant to your human companion, as robots are typically imagined. You could be an action bot, fighting bad guys to save the day or even a slick robot bartender who listens to all of his patrons and advises them with the calculated wisdom of a computer algorithm. It’s up to you! We just sell awesome costumes, after all, and leave the fun stuff up to you.
You've Got a Chicken To RideIs your child looking for an egg-cellent Halloween costume? (Yep, this is going to be a pun-filled paragraph, so hold on to your straw hat) Most barnyard costumes have been done before. The two-person horse is a classic but relying on other people for costumes can saddle kids with too much responsibility. A lamb costume can make your child feel too sheepish. And of course, your kiddo could totally dress up as an actual chicken but all those feathers getting in his or her mouth while trying to eat Halloween treats can make your kid feel a little foul-tempered. That's why this chicken ride costume is sure to win the blue ribbon at any costume party throughout the year. This is one costume that's sure to ruffle feathers in a good way!Product DetailsThis costume is less complicated than it looks. All your child will need is a farmers hat and a shirt to throw on under the feathery suspenders that hold this feathered friend up. Stuffed legs hang on the side of the bird while your kiddo's actual legs are in the yellow chicken legs. The chicken's body is stuffed and sculpted with a red tail and adorable head with a cheerful yellow beak and gobbler. Your kids will look like they are riding around with the attached white reins. Hatching a PlanWhile this costume would make a great trick-or-treat ensemble, that holiday isn't the only reason to wear this costume. Your child can strut their stuff at the county fair parade, a farm themed party, or while attending a special 4-H fundraiser. Don't count on this chicken remaining in the closet after Halloween is over because once your child has a chicken to ride, you simply can't coop it up!
Acting Your AgeAge is a crazy thing. Sometimes it seems to all go by so fast. Other times it seems like you've been the same age for forever! And the whole time, you're expected to act your age. What if you don't want to? What if you want to sit in the park and grump about how today's youth has no respect. What if you want to order off the senior menu, knowing that their gravy has a lower sodium content? What if you want to fall asleep listening to a baseball game on the radio. You might be in the prime of your life but that doesn't mean you shouldn't have your own chair that no one else is allowed to sit in. Other people might look back and dream about their youth. Others might try to live in the now. You know better. You know that the best life is a senior life. Why else would they call them your golden years?Product DetailsThis old man costume will make all those years tick by in an instant! Simply throw on the one-piece mask and old man sweater and you'll feel ancient in an instant. The front of the sweater is printed with a lapel and tie so it'll be a little schmancy for looking good in the senior home. A Host of ActivitiesAre you ready to relax in the park in elderly style? Now, you might need to brush up on your Chess or Backgammon but this is sure to be a true delight! Pair this costume with an inflatable walker or a prop cane to really bring your look home. And when Halloween is over you can reuse the look. Show up to your next birthday party with an elderly look. Use it when you're feeling tired. Break it out when your friend shows up on hour late to show that you've been waiting forever. Turns out, aging early is the answer!
That's Some Really Strong Plant FoodSo, funny story. Yesterday at the greenhouse, one of the workers appears to have only chugged half of their bottle of extra-strong energy drink before leaving it on one of the raised beds. The next morning, the rest of the drink was gone, and some of the flowers had significantly changed. We're talking groundbreaking developments here: The plant was able to play tag, run races, beat their plant parents in video games and do other really impressive stuff! Product DetailsThis exclusive Girl's Potted Flower Costume is like nothing you've ever seen in your local plant nursery! The green jersey knit shirt fastens at the back and has leaf-shaped flaps sewn to the ends of its long sleeves. The brown felt "pot" is attached to the bottom of the shirt and has a flexible plastic rod hidden in its upper and lower edges to help it keep its shape. The jersey knit hood's facial opening is bordered with a brown ruffle and oversized yellow fabric flower petals. Flower Power Have you ever been told that you're blooming with potential? Well, it probably wasn't meant literally, but now it's true in every way! This costume is fantastic if you've got a green thumb that you want to share with the world. You can wear it for Halloween, school events, and even to surprise someone who wants to get a closer look at that fantastic and enormous potted flower sitting on the front porch. Imagine their faces when they discover that it's ALIVE!
Give the little clowns in your life something to be excited about with this brand-new Child Red Clown Wig. Made of top-notch synthetic hair, this wig is sure to bring out all their smiles. Its styled hair will make them look oh so fun and vibrant! And even better, its elastic edge on the mesh cap ensures it'll fit snugly on most heads, keeping them comfy no matter how much they perform during their shows. So don't wait! Get your kids a gift that will have them squealing in delight. They won't regret purchasing the Child Red Clown Wig for their next show or birthday present!
The Theory of CutenessWhy are koalas so cute? One reason is their totally adorable appearance, which is characterized by their round, fluffy ears, small noses, and stocky build. Their soft, fluffy fur also contributes to their cute appearance. Another reason for their cuteness is their slow, relaxed lifestyle and calm, gentle demeanor. (We wish we could trade places with a koala for a day.) They're also peaceful animals that like to laze around all day, which also speaks to our innermost desires!If you're looking to embody the adorable nature of Australia's most lovable animal, then this Adult Inflatable Koala Costume is a great choice! The cute costume inflates in an instant, so you'll be ready to lounge around in cute style in no time.Product DetailsThis adult inflatable costume is designed with a built-in fan on the side of it. The costume is made of a lightweight, flexible material and is sealed to create an airtight chamber. When the fan or air pump is activated, it pumps air into the costume, causing it to inflate and take on the shape of a cute koala bear. You can wear your regular clothes underneath, making it easy to suit up!The costume only takes a few minutes to inflate, and has a grey and white exterior inspired by the classic Koalas! Once inflated, you leave the fan on while you enjoy the costume. The head has a generous opening for your face, but still creates an airtight seal with elastic.More Inflatable FunInflatable costumes are a quick and easy way for you to dress up as your favorite characters, whether it's a cute Australian animal like this koala or a big scary dinosaur! Be sure to check out our full selection of inflatable costumes to create a total animal party!
Full Moon in the SkyHave you ever tried grabbing the moon right out of the night's sky? On some nights, it's so bright and seems so close. It almost seems like you could pluck it out of the sky with your hands. But... that'd be silly to try, wouldn't it? Well, our designers wanted to craft a bag for those who've ever been tempted to hold the moon in their hands! They captured the enchanting look of our Earth's satellite when they created this Moon Purse.Design & DetailsThis Made By Us design starts with a faux leather outer shell, which is shaped into a circle. The bag has printed graphics of a full moon on the front, complete with dark shading to recreate the geography of the moon. The zipper on top reveals the main compartment, which has just enough space for your phone and a few necessities. The adjustable shoulder strap helps you get a perfect fit. Whether you want to wear it with your astronaut costume or you're just one of those dreamers who wanted to hold the moon in your hands, this moon-inspired purse is the perfect accessory for you! It's just one of our many amazing cosmic accessories!
Hello, SunshineIt's nearly impossible not to smile when you're looking at a gorgeous flower. That goes doubly when the flower in question is a sweet sunflower, with its golden petals and endearing habit of tracking the path of the sun across the sky as the day progresses. It goes triply when the flower in question is you dressed as a sunflower! Product DetailsBe a ray of light in this exclusive Sunflower Costume Headpiece for Women! A brown felt felt and tulle base ties under the chin with a matching ribbon. It's sewn with bright and cheery fabric sunflower petals that have felt backing to keep them standing upright. Prettiest in the PatchWhen you're picking a costume, pick one that will match your winning personality! Wear your favorite matching outfit and pick a bud or two (get it??) to join you in dressing up as the sweetest and sassiest flower patch in history.
P. T. Barnum build a legendary circus, but does anyone remember Bailey's name when it comes to Barnum & Bailey? Nope! Why not? James Anthony Bailey (That was his name, by the way. Good ol' J. A. Bailey, although it doesn't have the ring of P. T. Barnum, we admit) was at least half of Barnum & Bailey's Circus. Then you've got the Ringling Brothers, who teamed up with Barnum & Bailey to form the greatest show on earth. But do you know any of their names? Of course not. You're too busy enjoying the incredible circus! You wouldn't even know how many brothers there were (There were seven brothers, although only five of the brothers worked to build the circus together).So what we're saying is, when you decide to become the Ringmaster of the greatest show on earth, you're going to want to make sure you've got a memorable name. How about... P. T. Barnling? Or Ringling Barnbros? Okay those could use some work. But listen, you're the entertainer, not us! You come up with the unforgettable name. In the meantime, you can practice your image and showmanship in this gorgeous Ringmaster costume. You'll also probably need to fend of some lions and command and elephant to stand on two legs. Classic Ringmaster stuff, if you're up for it. Just don't lose your top hat thinking up that name. It'll come to you as naturally as your skills as a Ringmaster. You're a part of the circus now, friend. Give them a show to write home about (or tweet about. Might get more buzz by tweeting).Note: We are not responsible for any elephant, lion, or trapeze attacks while wearing this costume.
Turn Up the SunIsn't there just something about a sunny day? When that big ball of light is shining in the sky, and that fresh summer breeze is moving through the grass... well, it's inspiring! It sort of makes you want to bloom and show off your best side to the world. We bet that's how flowers feel!If you've ever wondered what a flower feels like, or you just want to showcase your colorful side in the sunshine, then this Potted Flower Costume is perfect for you. Our team of costume designers wanted to get the look and feel of a fresh summer flower just right, which is why this costume is packed full of fun and adorable details.Design & DetailsThis Made By Us costume is styled to look like a sunflower in a pot! The bottom portion of the costume is shaped like a round terra cotta pot, just like the one you might find in any garden or patio. The top portion is green, complete with a pair of sleeves that end in mitts that fit over your fingers. You can wear them on, or off for convenience.The hood really lets you bloom! It has plenty of yellow petals around the sides and a generous opening in the front for your face. When you have it on, you'll be ready to soak up the sunshine like a real flower!
Lean Into ItSo, you've been invited to the annual 'Adult Humor' party. There are always some pretty inventive costumes at such a gathering. Play-on-word costumes are a standard. You can probably expect a couple of sausage-related costumes and at least one crop top that features enormous fruit along the bustline. You know there will be the Plug & Outlet couples' costume featured at least twice. (Probably more.) Each of them fully deserve the wry chuckle for the pinnacle of suggestive humor. But, if you want a real reaction, you have to go all the way. Who needs an implication when you can just show up in the full glory that is the theme of the gathering? Folks might stifle a laugh as they ask which way you lean... but you can turn those giggles into a full uproar when you show up, fully loaded, in a costume that hides behind nothing! Product DetailsWe have to be frank. If you want the most outrageous costume for your adult humor party, it's time to go for the gold. It's time for the Giant Inflatable Penis costume. There's no bones about it. This costume looks like a giant penis. When you slide into the costume and secure your arms and ankles, turn on the fan and your costume will fill up with air! Maintain vision through the mesh mask, even if your stride may be restrained. In no time, you're ready to waddle into the room and let folks go nuts with laughter at your undeniable stones. A costume like this takes... guts, obviously! Is That a Costume in your Pocket?The jokes will practically write themselves when you wear this most direct of adult humor costumes. Flip the switch and bring your Inflatable Penis costume to life. All that's next is figuring out where to wear your crown for winning King of the Costume Contest!
The Ultimate ChallengeThe buzzer sounds and....bam! The gates open and the contestant comes out, barely holding onto his bucking steed's reins! This isn't your typical bull and this isn't your average rodeo, though! Someone had the bright idea to make it prehistoric-themed and to go back in time to find real raptors for the most extreme ride ever! If you stay on top for ten seconds, you're a champion! Whether you win or lose, you still have to avoid being eaten by the raptor as you dismount. Product DetailsHave the coolest ride of all when you wear your Adult Inflatable Riding-A-Red-Raptor Costume! Step into the outfit like you're putting on a pair of pants and tie the drawstring around your waist. When fully inflated, the costume looks like a raptor with black and red scales, standing on two feet with its tail jutting out behind. It's open mouth is full of fake fangs. fake legs make it look like you're riding on top and brown reins are attached to the dino's neck. Git Along, Little DinosYou're trapped inside a theme park filled with hungry dinosaurs, but you don't lose your head for one second. Instead, you bide your time until you can jump on top of the nearest raptor and ride it to safety! Be careful, kids. This stunt looks easy, but it's actually being done by a trained professional. Please don't try this at home (or with a dino that's made of anything but fabric and lots of air).
Let's face it. The way things are going, humanity is going to keep advancing in technology and eventually create our own extinction. The robot takeover is only a matter of time! So before artificial intelligence conquers the world and enslaves mankind, take the time now to learn how to blend in with our soon to be metallic overlords. This Robot Mask Hat will be perfect for getting into the mindset of a bot!Add it to the rest of your robot costume and you'll be ready for the impending usurping humanity will bring upon itself. Besides getting the look down, you also have to become an expert at binary code and mathematical equations if you don't want to be found out by human-hunting androids! If you ever have trouble coming up with a quick answer just start yelling, “Error! Error! Does not compute. Error! Nonsequitur!” The other robots will think your circuits are frying and assume you must have a different primary function. Well, hopefully with this Robot Mask and your acting skills, you can infiltrate the AI before it's too late but, if not, enjoy surviving the apocalypse!
When it comes to Jester Skull Canes, there are two schools of thought. The more traditional school is serious about jester skulls, writing them into plays, for instance, so that the main character can make contemplative speeches about life and death. But more modern attitudes toward jester skulls are a little less reverent. That's why this particular Jester Skull Cane gets to be so much more fun!Ashes to ashes, and to everything there is a season, and so on. But wouldn't a normal skull cane be enough to make most people to slow down and ponder life's mysteries? Why would you need to add a diabolical jester's cap and hypnotic black-and-white striping for that? You wouldn't! So this isn't your grandparents' Jester Skull Cane. It's a sinister baton made for a wicked-looking agent of chaos and lover of mayhem, or the unrepentant ringmaster of a high-octane thrill circus!
Crude ComedyFarts are funny. We know, we know. As an adult, you're supposed to be above fart comedy... but there's just something about farts that are universally funny. Just think about it for a second. Farts make that muffled noise that sounds kind of like a really bad trumpet player. They come out of your bottom, which is probably the funniest place it could possibly come from. Finally, they smell funny. Now, can you honestly tell yourself that a fart isn't funny?That's what's great about kids. Kids don't have any pressure on them to be mature, so they can laugh at a fart for what it is! It's also why this Fart Cloud Costume for kids is pure, comedic gold. When your child wears it to the next costume party, they'll be getting ALL of the laughs!Product DetailsIt might be simple, but this Fart Cloud Costume is highly effective! The costume comes with a top that's made out of various tulle fabric. Shades of brown and green give the top a look that's reminiscent of cartoon depictions of farts. Your child can slip this on over their normal clothes, making it an easy outfit for your child to change into. Of course, one of the funniest parts about a fart is the sound... and this costume delivers that as well! This costume comes with a small speaker that makes fart noises with the press of a button. The speaker has a small battery pack attached to it (batteries sold separately).Toot! Toot!It's okay. You can admit that this Fart Costume for kids is hilarious. It might be sort of childish, but then again, kids have the purest sense when it comes to comedy and we think it's about time that all of us adults started embracing a little bit of childish humor!
Winner, Winner!Every parent says it, but you mean it when you say you’re the luckiest person because you get to parent your little one. When you cheer milestone achievements (big or small), you're rewarded with a new smile, giggle, or shout. Of course, you already feel rewarded by their growth, but the extra treat just makes the next move they make more exciting. And once they passed the basics, your luck seemed to increase! At meals times, the mess is easier to clean. Your little one holds out their hands and puffs up their cheeks. They’ve even grabbed the rag to help out! When crawling was added to their skills, they listened well to your request that they stay where you could see them—no toppled probably-should-have-hidden-that objects to worry about when your baby stays close by. Suddenly quiet rooms are never scary. When your cutie quiets down, it’s because they’re taking a nap or “reading” a board book. Best of all, you can’t remember the last time you were woken in the middle of the night to warm a bottle. Score!Design & DetailsCelebrate winning the parenting lottery with this Money Bag Baby Costume from our talented team of in-house designers! Our team is familiar with your lucky feeling with a few parents in the mix, and this unique costume captures it well. The easy-to-wear outfit comes in two pieces. The bunting is made of super-soft velour and features a large dollar sign print on the front. Felt is used to create the dollar bills attached to the front of the bunting, creating a safe detail that your baby is sure to love playing with! The coordinating hat features the same velour and felt construction, plus a knit lining, and fits right on top of your baby’s head without using a chin strap. Simply slip the bunting over your little one’s legs and secure it over the shoulders with the hook-and-loop fastener strips.Lookin' Like a Million BucksWhether you feel you’ve won the jackpot with your kiddo or you’re looking for a fun way for them to join your Bonnie and Clyde costume, this Made By Us Money Bag Baby Costume is for you. Get your sweetie looking like a million bucks in this exclusive costume!
Red All OverIt's common knowledge that when a child picks a favorite color, everything must be that color, especially in their art. When red is number one, the results are nothing short of spectacular!Where other colors would typically be, red shines in familiar and unexpected ways. Clear blue skies are colored like vibrant sunsets. Lush green trees are replaced with stunning fall foliage. And city streets are packed with flashy red sports cars, taxis, and emergency vehicles. It's red all over, and we love to see it! If your kiddo is part of that intriguing red fan club, this licensed Kid's Red Crayola Crayon Costume is a must-have!Design & DetailsTransform your red-obsessed child into their favorite crayon color with the easy-to-wear Made By Us costume. Lightweight, foam-backed materials give the full-coverage tunic its familiar crayon shape, while two shades of red and black printed graphics ensure the costume looks just like the beloved art supply. An opening for the face is featured in the crayon's tip, and openings at the shoulder leave arms unrestricted.See RedHelp your kiddo show their love for the color red with our exclusive Kid's Red Crayola Crayon Costume! The pullover tunic costume is designed to look just like a classic red Crayola crayon and promises to have everyone excited to be seeing red!
Just the Lego Guy for the JobBatman can handle any task! Lord Business causing trouble in Bricksburg? He's ready to stop him. Is The Joker plotting some kind of nefarious scheme in Gotham City? Don't worry about it! Batman has it covered. Does Dick Grayson need a father figure and a fancy outfit? Yeah, Batman's good for that! What about when Queen Watevera Wa'Nabi needs a new hubby? Hey, Batman's ready to do it, especially if it means he can show up Superman! How about helping your child become the coolest Lego guy at the costume party? Oh yeah, Batman is all about that!With this Kid's Lego Movie 2 Batman Deluxe Costume, your child can transform into Lego's greatest superhero, Batman (despite whatever Superman might try to tell you).Product DetailsThis kid's costume is officially licensed from The Lego Movie 2. It comes with everything your child to become the blocky version of The Dark Knight. It starts with a foam tunic that's shaped like a Lego mini-figure body. It fits with a fastener in the back for easy fitting. The front of the tunic has Batman's suit printed on it, including a bright red Bat-symbol, a utility belt, and muscles! The matching pants have printed details and an elastic waistband for a comfortable fit. Of course, every superhero needs to protect their secret identity, which is why this costume comes with a mask! It's made out of molded plastic and fits with an elastic band. Finally, the finishing touch to this costume comes in the form a pair of mitts shaped like Lego hands. They have that classic horseshoe shape and fit over your child's hands like gloves. Put it all together and your child will be ready to face any villain around!Cooler Than SupermanIf your child is a huge fan of the Lego Movie, or if they love Batman, then this is the right costume for them! It's definitely much cooler than dressing up like Lego Superman!
Are you sick of everyone asking you about your hobbies and pass time activities? Well once you throw on a pair of these Nerd Glasses there won't be any more questions! Everyone, right away, will know that you are a huge fan of role playing dice games, have an unmatched collection of limited edition comic books, and can quote just about every line from the most famous science fiction film series.There won't be a doubt in anyone's mind when it comes to the superiority of your LARP skills or the power of your ultimate Magic deck. With this accessory, you'll attract more people with the same interests as you and ward off anyone trying to waste your time with mindless small talk. Just make sure you know the rules to all those games like the back of your hand and brush up on all your favorite comics, because with these Nerd Glasses on you may start receiving questions about a lot more than your leisurely activities.
Clowning Around You need a specific look to transform yourself into a real clown! You can't just start juggling random objects and riding unicycles without the necessary outfit. You'll have to have some fun and colorful face paint as well as a big, ruffly collar, some goofy shoes and maybe even a squirting flower. And don't forget the curly, crazy hair! Product DetailsComplete your clown outfit with a Bright Red Glow in the Dark Curly Clown Wig! A comfortable mesh wig cap fits over your head and stays in place thanks to an elastic edge. It's covered in bright red synthetic hair that has been permanently styled into springy curls. It'll give you an edge over all other clowns thanks to its ability to glow in the dark! Join the CircusBarnum and Bailey's called - they say you're the most authentic performer they've ever seen! Make your friends laugh and practice your tricks in style with a clown-worthy hairdo.
Spotlight ReadyDoes your little one know how to run the show? Well, sometimes it can seem like it. Use a little imagination and you might be able to tell yourself that Jake the cat is napping in the sun on that stool because your ringmaster daughter told him to "stay there!". A little imagination can convince your daughter and her friends that they've got their very own circus. How different is jumping rope from jumping through hoops? Walking the balance beam at the park is a little like tight rope walking. And if you swing high enough and close your eyes at the top, isn't that a little like swinging on the trapeze. All you have to do is make some popcorn and an everyday playdate could become a big top adventure. Make the vision complete with the right Halloween costume this year!Product DetailsThis ringmaster costume is sleek with rich colors, textures, and gold accents. The jacket has broad cuffs, a wide collar, and an elegant peplum that splits into tails. The jacket secures with gold buttons and a braid loop, over a diamond-patterned vest. The tops are paired with a top hat, black pants, and a baton to make sure the show stays on track. Top Ticket in TownThis look is both fun and fabulous, which makes it perfect for girls who still like to play but are growing up faster than you'd ever believe. If your little ringmaster wants to go trick-or-treating with siblings that match her look, we've got plenty of circus costumes to match this one. From clowns to lions and even a strongman, kids of all ages can join her traveling show. The best part? This ticket only costs a couple pieces of candy. That's a pretty good deal if you ask us!
Big Booger BabyThe peak of humor is, without a doubt, pure grossness. Unadulterated, disgusting, putrid, vile, and viscous goop dripping from an overlarge, screwed up baby face? LOL. Maybe your baby looks like this on the regular? Maybe you’re just letting your inner kid out to the real world one night each year as part of a horrific curse? Doesn’t matter, it’s all in good fun.One thing is for sure, if you wear this costume, you will definitely meet the love of your life at the party. Women and men love to see confidence, and nothing says confidence like showing up to a party replete with sexy crayons, witches, and pirates dressed in the Adult Big Booger Baby Costume.Product DetailsIn case you need it, this Adult Big Booger Baby Costume comes with a giant diaper, complete with elastic waistband and leg openings. The pullover top is reversible, with one side being pink and the other blue, allowing you to flaunt your style. The 13-inch bottle and 10-inch pacifier should be enough to really sell the baby aspect, if people didn’t pick it up from the diaper and giant baby mask. Speaking of which, the mask is held on by an elastic band around the back and comes equipped with holes to attach the booger-esque slime. The bib and bonnet are each held on by fabric ties. We have no doubt that if you wear this Adult Big Booger Baby Costume, you will be the most horrific-looking person at your party.Where’s my Mommy?This costume is so convincing that any nearby exhausted mothers who see you will be forced by the mother code to attempt to wipe your snotty face clean and return you to your mother. Sure, it will be awkward when you come clean and admit that you’re an adult in a big booger baby costume, but hey, that’s how it goes on Halloween.
You’re a beefy hunk. When you do fantasy cosplay, or some intense LARPing, you’re not the type of guy who’s going to settle for being some ordinary human, or one of those frail elves. You’re not going to get stuck playing some kind of goofy ogre either. No, you’re going to cosplay as the beefiest, hunkiest fantasy creature of them all, the centaur. That’s right, half-horse, half-man, and one-hundred percent beefcake. Of course, you’re going to need to do something about that lower half of yours, since it needs to be a little more “horse” and a lot less Homo sapiens. We have you covered though. This Inflatable centaur costume for a adults helps you look like a buff fantasy creature, ready to be the man… er horse-man of any LARPer’s dreams.Oh yes, this Centaur costume is a true masterpiece. It comes with an inflatable fan that does all the work, so all you have to do is stick those wiggly do-dad legs of yours into the costume and you’ll be looking like a full blown (pun completely intended) centaur! It has some great details like hooves on the feet and a nice big horse tail in the back.Now, everyone knows that centaurs are manly warrior types. That means that you’d better make sure to come packed to the teeth with toy swords, axes, bows and spears, since every goblin, orc and merman in a five mile radius is going to be completely jealous of your rad new bod and you’ll have to fight off each and every one.
Growing Like a Weed?We've always heard that when a tyke shoots up faster than seems humanly possible that they've taken after weeds. Now, we have all seen some dandelions that seem to be a little bit monstrous. Maybe you've ignored the garden or side yard long enough that it has been overtaken by a few sprouts of ragweed. But that's nothing compared to a kiddo who seems to have something to prove to the sky. Maybe you've seen something similar in your own tyke. Perhaps that measurement on the wall where you've been ticking off their annual growth seems to be leaping by extraordinary bounds. A bit of a crazy appetite? Maybe they even want to eat some very strange things. Well, if any of this rings a bell, you might be shocked to learn that your tyke might have something in common with the Dionaea muscipula, better known as the Venus Flytrap! Design & DetailsThe first step in finding out if you've got a carnivorous plant on your hands is by dressing them up in this Hungry Venus Fly Trap costume. This Made by Us design is a green and foam-backed jersey that really comes to life when your tyke wears the velour hood. It has a hook and loop fastener at the back and its design makes your kiddo look like they've got some seriously toothy petals! Toss on the included flower pot with and keep them in place with shoulder straps to really bring your little plantling to life. So long as they don't get a craving for little insects, you'll just have a cute kiddo and can ease your concerns! A Voracious AppetiteUpon further checking, we've discovered that normal Venus Flytraps don't actually grow nearly as tall as a tyke. But, that doesn't mean that your kiddo can't play out their desire for snacks in an adorable fashion with this Hungry Venus Fly Trap costume. (Just make sure you've got those treats on hand!)
The Money SuitHave you ever thought about making an entire outfit out of dollar bills? We have. It seems like such a boss move, so we looked into making a halter jumpsuit out of real dollar bills. If you use Benjamins, it's going to cost a pretty penny. Also, dollar bills are not exactly the most comfortable fabric out there. That's why we decided to find something that's a little more wallet-friendly and comfortable to wear!This Women's Halter Money Print Jumpsuit is a spandex blend jumpsuit that gives you the high-style effect of a money suit, with added comfort for anyone looking to make a boss move at their next costume party.Product DetailsThis step-in jumpsuit is made out of a stretch-knit fabric that helps provide a form fit. It comes with a halter-style top that ties at the back of the neck. The jumpsuit has an all-over print of U.S. paper currency, which includes 20 dollar bills, 50 dollar bills, and 100 dollar bills! That means Jackson, Grant, and Franklin will be with you as strut your stuff!We recommend pairing this costume up with some of our dollar sign costume jewelry, as pictured in the image!
Big Shoes to FillIf you plan on being a clown, then you're going to have some big shoes to fill... quite literally! You've noticed it, right? Clowns are always wearing big, floppy shoes—like all of the time. We've always sort of wondered why? Perhaps clowns naturally have extra-large feet! Maybe there's some sort of foot elongation technology that all clowns partake in before they become a professional clown... or maybe they just wear a pair of big, floppy shoes because it looks funny!Well, these Jumbo Clown Shoes will give you the big shoes of a clown, without the use of any sort of foot elongation device. They're a simple pair of shoes that look great with any clown costume.Product DetailsThese Jumbo Clown Shoes a pair of light-weight shoes that feature a one-size-fits-most style. They come in a bright yellow, green, and red color scheme, that goes naturally with most clown styles. The shoes fit with laces in front, so all you have to do is tighten them up and you'll be ready to scuttle off to the circus!Getting Your FootingDon't go scouring the Earth to find some sort of foot lengthening device. Just use these simple and hilarious shoes for that, you silly goose!
Clever GirlSick of costumes that require pounds of greasy makeup, hot, sweaty layers of fabric, or are impossible to remove without help? Or maybe you're trying to avoid direct contact with people, especially these days. Short people, rejoice--finally, a costume that will make you seem tall! This inflatable, fan-powered red dinosaur costume has everything even the most particular costume-seeker needs. Plus, who doesn't love dinosaurs!?Product DetailsThis inflatable costume runs on a battery-operated fan (4 AAs, not included, so don't forget to grab a pack!) The dinosaur's body is actually a bodysuit that is easily zipped up or down with a pull tab on the inside. No dino wrangler needed to get in our out. Elastic bands at the ankles make walking around a cinch. Your feet, hands, and head are fully enclosed inside the costume, keeping you safe from germs, melted candy, or other risky Halloween hazards. A clear vinyl panel in the dino's mouth gives clear access to everything happening around you. But you won't need to look around much. Everyone else will be too busy getting out of your way as you (now a 7-foot-tall prehistoric predator) dominate the party. Watch out--there's a tail, too!Trick-or-T-RexThe t-rex was the king of the dinosaurs. This huge inflatable costume will make you the king of Halloween. It's big, bright, and airy, and who doesn't love dressing up as their favorite dino? The only challenge you'll have now is how to hold all your candy with your little t-rex arms.
Off the Lawn...Onto the streets! It's about time you let the grumpy old man who lives within lose this year! That's right. Now you too can go to dinner at four. Call your friends and leave long voicemail messages that start with you calling out, "Hello? Pickup!" as if answering machines still played in people's houses. The old man in your soul can book a cruise and grumble about the food the whole time you're out on the ocean. You can pick up playing Bingo with your friends or if they want to be more active, a little pickleball will do. Are you excited about early retirement? Get onto the geezer scene with these hilarious glasses!Product DetailsSlipping into these glasses is sure to be a good time. The glasses include the nose of an old wise guy and wild eyebrows on the top brim. They fold up and store easily so they can be ready for instant silliness at a moment's notice!Good Old StandardWhile dressing as an old guy might be the newest Halloween trend, this pair of geezer glasses can be brought out for all sorts of reasons. The perfect offering for a retirement gift, a fiftieth birthday celebration, or themed parties, you may want to order several pairs just in case!
The Sound of SilenceWhen you think of toddlers, a lot of adjectives come to mind: Cute, messy, curious, sweet... But we think everyone can agree on the single best way to describe a toddler: Quiet. Toddlers are super, super quiet. Sometimes, when we're babysitting them, we kind of forget they exist, because they absolutely never break down into tantrums, screaming fits or uncontrollable sobs when they don't get their way. They always get along perfectly with other toddlers, with nary a dispute or cross word uttered. It's really hard to ever know where a toddler is in the house, because they move so silently.Because of this, we think that the best costume for a toddler is a mime outfit, since they're basically mini-mimes already! We're not sure how good they are at trapping themselves in invisible boxes or pulling on invisible lengths of rope, but that's probably something that they can pick up pretty quickly.Product DetailsAmuse your friends at your next costume party with this funny, exclusive Toddler Mime Costume. The outfit looks like a traditional mime costume and is made from comfy, 100 percent polyester jersey knit fabric. The striped pullover shirt has 3/4-length sleeves, while the black shorts have turned-up cuffs and an elastic waistband for a comfy fit. The shorts also have length-adjustable red elastic suspenders attached to the waistband. The costume comes with a red necktie and a an adorable black beret... since no mime is really a mime if they don't have a cute beret!To Mime Own Self Be TrueYour little one will be ready to bring down the house (but only through quiet, controlled gestures) with this little mime costume. In fact, we think this will be the start of a beautiful career! Who knows where they'll go as a mime? No one can say!
Forest FriendOnce upon a time in an ancient wood, a tiny acorn fell to the ground. It was covered by dead leaves and watered by the rain until it sprouted and grew up into an impressive sapling. The animals who lived in the forest liked it a lot, because it was so friendly, and told it all about the things that went on outside its habitat. This made the tree, which was naturally curious, even more curious. So it did something that very few other trees have ever done: It decided to go exploring. Product Details"Treeat" your plant-loving child to an exclusive Tiny Tree Costume for Toddlers! The jumpsuit fastens up the center back and is made of soft brown minky fabric that has been embossed all over with details that look like tree bark. Green felt leaves are sewn to each sleeve, and the included stuffed squirrel secures into a pocket over the stomach. The foam headpiece is also embossed with a bark print and sewn with green felt leaves. The Care and Keeping of TreesAs you may have guessed, this is a very special and unique tree that has come to visit you! Here are a few things you should know if it decides to make a prolonged stay. Number One: Please don't try to build a tree house on it. It's not going to be happy. Number Two: Thanks to photosynthesis, trees turn carbon dioxide, water, and sunlight into sugar to eat, so skip the middleman and just take it trick-or-treating to get its sweet treats!
You’re not just a blunt. This isn’t a private affair after work. This is an event. You’re the Big Doobie. The Blunt Master. This is a Super Bowl, New Year’s Eve, 4/20, Martin Luther King Jr. Day blunt. Five guys threw down on this thing and they still tapped out on it before it was done. It left the curtains smelling long after mom and dad got back in town. So don’t be surprised if you end up getting passed around a little while wearing this costume––it’s not chill to hang onto you for too long.You’re legal now in some states, baby! Probably not the best choice for chaperoning a second-grade Halloween party, but it might be a hit at Grandma’s retirement home bash––you know, chronic pain, memories of the 60s and all. You might want to avoid airports. But wear your beliefs loud and proud far away from any federal law enforcement in our blunt costume!This Big Doobie Costume is 100 polyester––not smokable! You’ll have to stitch some wraps together if you actually want a blunt this big. It has a polyester brown tunic with a burgundy band displaying the unsubtle Blunt Master logo. What’s Blunt Master? You is, brah! The costume has a lei of giant (polyester, sorry) marijuana leaves that attaches to the collar with Hook and Loop fastener. Again, not smokeable. We can’t help you on sourcing that. But walking around in this costume probably won’t hurt in hooking up with other lovers of the herb!
Are you and your partner looking for some extra-fancy dress, or the perfect fit for a classy get-together? We’ve been told that the best way to make a good impression at a tony party is to bring along a tasteful wine and cheese pairing. And we don’t see how anybody could do better than this hilarious costume set, which lets everyone know just how much you and your partner hope they enjoy the hors d’oeuvres!It’s a great option for people who feel more confident cracking a snappy joke than remarking on a special vintage. And let’s be honest: isn’t drinking a bottle of champagne way less fun than shaking it until the cork shoots out like a cannonball? People are always going on about the finer things in life, but sometimes it seems like they have some really mixed-up priorities!The yellow cheese wedge is served on a pair of suspenders with its own special knife, since some people consider it poor manners to assume the host will provide one. And because couples costumes are always better with a little double entendre on the side, the Cabernet tunic comes with a realistic label detailing its risque provenance!Surprising the other guests in these goofy costumes is a great way to lighten the mood of a party, much like sharing an actual snack and sipping libations. So if you really want to break expectations, you could wear your wine and cheese and bring it, too!
Have you ever looked at your own hand? It's a really complex appendage with 27 bones and muscles and all sorts of anatomical stuff that we'll never even begin to understand. Sometimes, we just wish we could have Lego hands. Remember? Those little horseshoe shaped hands that could grab on to all sorts of Lego tools, like pirate swords, knight swords and well, mostly our Lego figures were holding swords, but we hear that you could put other stuff in their hands. We thought that dream might never be a reality...until now.These Ninjago Lego Hands comes straight from the Masters of Spinjitzu series (which is totally about ninjas), so they give you that perfect Lego hand style that allows you to pick up giant Lego accessories with ease. Pair it with one of our licensed Ninjago costumes and you'll be ready to study under Sensei Wu to unlock your true potential.
Under the SeaIf your kiddo could explore the mysterious world under the sea, where would they go? Would they explore the colorful coral ocean floor? There are so many little creatures to discover down there. Little clownfish dash in and out of anemones while sea horses dance around sparkling mounds of sand. Or maybe they're all about exploring ancient shipwrecks, hoping to uncover a treasure chest buried deep in the hull. Your kid can swim to all sorts of places in their imagination when they slip into this adventurous sunny scuba diver costume! Design and DetailOcean enthusiasts will love this Made By Us scuba diver costume! Designed by our in-house creative team, the look features a fitted red and yellow jumpsuit that zips all the way up the front, to make slipping into this costume solo nice and easy. A separate hood slips over the whole head, leaving a hole for your kid's smiling face. Soft, adjustable goggles slip over the top and can be placed over the eyes for photo ops. Due to the goggle's soft construction, they're difficult to see in, so we would recommend fitting them around the forehead while walking around. A backpack with zipped storage capacity slips over the shoulders with lightweight foam air tank props attached to the back. Flippers that slip over your child's shoes complete this playful look. Is your kiddo ready to dive into their next costumed event? This exclusive costume is sure to be a splash!Feeling BubblyHalloween doesn't have to be spooky. In fact, it can be a sunny adventure! While it's the perfect pick for a dress-up event at your local zoo or a school party, don't be surprised if your kiddo slips into this costume for playtime long after the Halloween candy is gone. Because who can say no to a last-minute undersea adventure?
Not Just a Simple BrickSome might say that there’s nothing special about the humble 2x4 LEGO brick. It’s just a rectangular shaped piece of plastic with the word “LEGO” etched into a bunch of times. How much fun could that tiny little brick possibly promote? How could something so small and plain spark creativity?Then, there are those, like your child, who know the power of LEGO. They know the truth about LEGO pieces! That one small brick might not seem like much, but combine it with a few more like it and you can build a house. Combine it with a few more and you can turn that house into a castle. Why, with a few other pieces, you could build a pirate ship. But maybe pirate ships aren’t your thing and you want to build a rocket ship. That same, humble little piece can be put to use building that rocket ship. Yes, there’s limitless potential inside that one tiny brick, which is why LEGO may be the greatest toy ever invented, despite its simplicity.Product DetailsNow, this kid's Red LEGO Brick costume will help your child harness the power of creativity of the humble brick! The costume comes with a tunic-style top that is shaped like the classic brick, making it an easy costume to change into. It fits on easily over your child’s clothing, so they can wear their favorite outfit underneath. It has eight studs on the front and it comes in a bright red color that matches that of the classic LEGO bricks.LEGO TogetherLike all LEGOs, they gain power in numbers! Be sure to check out our blue version of this costume, along with our many adult sized LEGO costumes to create a whole LEGO group for the next costume party.
Life is tough as a tornado. People call you a blowhard, and they’re not wrong. People tend to scatter when they see you coming. You’re constantly dizzy from all the spinning. You’re never allowed in china shops or any other place with fragile merchandise. Storm chasers are always following you around, gawking and making you feel self conscious. And finding an insurance provider willing to cover you is a real headache.All you really want to do is have one night where you can kick back with your friends like a regular person. But going to the movies isn’t an option, since you demolish the theater before the movie even starts. If you try to go to the pool, you accidentally start a tsunami. You’d just like one day where people don’t flee screaming from your approach.We’re afraid we can’t really help you there. But we’ve got another idea: why not embrace yourself and your unique… abilities? You were born this way, and you should be proud. It’s not everyone who can clear a 10-mile radius by just walking through, or destroy a building that took six months to construct. Instead of focusing on the negatives, look at the positives. You’re powerful. Breathtaking. Ferocious. You literally take the world by storm.Embrace your inner tornado in this Adult Tornado Costume. The while polyfoam tunic is overlaid with spiraled strips of black and white nylon netting, and it comes with cutouts that can be tucked behind netting strips as desired. Slip into this costume and you’ll be turning heads—literally!
Too Much FertilizerIt's so exciting to garden, but sometimes your green thumb is more of a brown thumb. You were so committed to ensuring that your plants would flourish and grow that you visited your local witch for an extra-special blend of potting soil. Good news: Your little seedlings grew leaps and bounds! Bad news: They seem to be a little....hungry. One of them has already eaten the mailman who strayed too close. This problem wasn't covered in any of your gardening journals! Product DetailsAstonish and horrify in this awesome Carnivorous Muitant Plant Adult Mask! The molded mask covers your entire head and is designed to look like a Venus Flytrap kind of plant - except that this one has jutting fangs and a tongue covered in saliva snaking out from between its leaves. Eye ports allow for limited vision. Maybe Weed Killer Will Help Congratulations, you've discovered a new species! Hopefully you will get credit for your find. The last expert who came out to document your discovery got gulped down like an appetizer.
A True UnicornWe hear about a LOT of kiddos around here. But we have to hand it to you, your child truly sounds too good to be true! We've heard all about your little one's altruistic efforts, their selfless acts, and their love of a tidy room. We hear your child loves to babysit their little brother (for free!), hates screen time, and helps you in the garden, sous chefs as you cook, and does the laundry. We've even heard a rumor that your little one loves going to the dentist!Before we beg you for your secret, let's just say: your child is a unicorn. Children like yours simply don't exist. But we'd like to believe in them anyway, even if they're a sort of mythical creature. Best to dress your kiddo in this Inflatable Pink Unicorn Costume, then, and let the whole world see just want a gorgeous, majestic creature you've raised!Product DetailsA child such as yours deserves the best, and in case you haven't heard, inflatable costumes are all the rage! This one comes styled as a lovely pink unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, golden horn, and cute pink stars on its face. Trust us, if your kid likes unicorns, they will definitely go ga-ga over the look of this costume. It has a built-in battery pack and fans for easy use. Your little unicorn will look the part they were born to play. Secrets, SecretsOK, so now that we have Halloween out of the way, what is your secret, after all? We are dying to know how you raised a kiddo that likes to eat all their vegetables and clean the bathroom. Or...it must be magic!
Cute and QuilledWe have to admit it. Cacti are the cutest plant. It's just a fact. What other vegetation out there knows how to pose for any picture? You're out wandering in the desert, struggling against the sunlight, and there is a field of these adorable guys, holding their arms up in the air and waving an excited hello your way. It's enough to bring a grin to your face!The only problem is that they are known for their prickly personalities. What's the deal, Cactus!? If only we could take the smile-inspiring adorability of the desert flora and make it a bit more cuddly, too. Well, of course, we wouldn't bring up a problem without a solid solution, so let's introduce you to this exclusive Cactus Cutie costume!Design & DetailsTransform your picture-perfect infant into a plushy plant with this Made By Us costume! The corduroy jumpsuit zips up the front and features a textured style that replicates the look of a standing cactus. Snaps at the inseam allow for easy diaper access, too, so there's no need for any awkward removal. The attached hood features an inner lining for comfort and the mitts can fold back when needed. Tufts of yarn throughout replicate the look of quills but stay just as soft as your little one.
You've Gotta Be KiddingThe nursery hasn't seemed the same after you left. Little Tommie doesn't have anyone to toss rings with. Jenny has been bothering everyone to play Ring around the Rosie but no one wants to play without your festive yet sure skip. And when Junior face-timed you last week crying with pudding smudged across his face you knew it was time to escape office life and come back for a day or two. Product DetailsThese light blue socks might look like they're made for babies but they'll fit you just fine. The cotton socks have ribbed cuffs, two ABC blocks printed on the flexible material. Socks like these will be the perfect touch to any infant ensemble, completing your ensemble to every detail.Put Down the Pen and Into the PlaypenIt was a great escape, you tugged off your tie in the car, blasting Raffi all the way. You stop at the gas station to pick up a six pack of lollipops. When you park your car, opening the door you can almost already smell the light baby powder and spit up rags. Be real about how you feel. Being a grown-up is no fun, you've got to kid!