Infant Sock Monkey Costume
1235918377$24.99
We all love socks. That warm, fuzzy knit material is always there to keep our feet cozy and protected. They're even super good for dusting our floors with if we slide around the room enough. If only we could just wear one big sock for our whole body. You know what else is really fun and cuddly? Monkeys. Those little guys are always just swinging around with their goofy arms and long tail being completely adorable. All they ask for in return is a few bananas to munch on here and there. Most of them seem like they'd be absolutely fantastic cuddlers. When they're not running around like maniacs, they're usually fast asleep all snuggled up with the rest of their family. It seemed only natural that the comfort of socks joined forces with the cuddly and cut nature of those fruit-loving fuzzy primates. Thus the most cozy invention since the heated steering wheels was born! The sock monkey has graced the homes of most every household, whether it was handmade or store bought since 1870, and have never gone out of style! In fact, we're putting them even more into style! Just check out this super comfy looking Sock Monkey Infant Costume. It's made of knit flannel fabric so it's soft and warm for your own little bundle of joy during those chilly fall months when costume parties are all over the place! Just be sure to pack your bag with a few bananas, because this growing guy is always hungry for more!
Checkered Jumbo Shoe for a Clown
1265318682$24.99
Walk the Clown WalkWell, friend, you're finally doing it. You have been promising for months and months that you're going to quit your fancy Fortune 500 job and run away with the circus...and it seems like today may be the day! Well, great! You've...thought this through, right? We're not trying to dissuade you, it's just that clowning, as a profession, is actually a lot harder than it sounds. And the benefits can be tough. But doing something you really love can be very rewarding.Here, why don't you do this? Grab a clown costume and try on these Checkered Jumbo Clown Shoes. Maybe taking the whole idea for a dry run this Halloween will give you an idea of clown life. After all, they say if you want to know someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. Now, we don't recommend these giant shoes for long walks, but, you get the idea right? So go ahead and walk the clown walk in these jumbo shoes. If you like it, we'll see you at the circus!Product DetailsThis pair of footwear looks authentically kooky, with its oversized silhouette and surprisingly lightweight construction. The laces tie up the solid black panel, while the rest of the shoe is decked out in a black-and-white checkerboard pattern.
Kid's Green Man Skin Suit
1265314385$24.99
Every Halloween, you know you’re going to see a cat, and a self-referencing play on words, and a politician, and a monster. You’re going to see whatever big trend was on the news, and whatever character stood out in the latest blockbuster. You’re going to see superheroes and supervillains, pirates and gangsters. You’re going to see the same costumes you’ve seen for years.You’re not going to let your little one contribute to this mundane mediocrity! By George, you’re going to come up with a spectacularly original costume, one that no one has ever seen before. Maybe you’ll create a painfully detailed, stunning accurate 16th-century Templar knight, complete with hand-crafted chainmail. Or a wolf-man costume covered in real yak hair, just like they used in the old movies. Or a mermaid with real scales. Or maybe, originality (and time and money) can be saved by simply shelling out for this Child Green Man Skin Suit. Now your child can successfully blend in with the lawn, or some bushes, or a grassy knoll—instead of blending in with other costumers!
Tacky Traveler Adult Costume
1305472822$34.99
Trip of a LifetimeWe don't know about you, but we could use a vacation. This year especially. Just imagine yourself sunning on a beach somewhere, drink in hand, watching the waves roll in. Or maybe your style is more adventurous, with outings to cultural sites, restaurants, and markets. Either way, we're guessing your style isn't the same at this Adult Tacky Traveler Costume, which is what makes it so much fun! In it, you can channel those vacay vibes with hilarious humor. So go ahead and set up your Halloween party to match the style of this uncool costume — blend up a pitcher of daiquiris, set out beach chairs for your guests, light a few tiki torches, and require socks and sandals — it's your party, and you'll cry (laughing) if you want to. Now, which way to the buffet?Design & DetailsThis is a clever jumpsuit, designed to look like a tank top, shorts, and button-down shirt. Talk about an easy travel piece! The white tank says "Which Way to the Buffet?" and the oversized shorts pair perfectly with the shirt's bold floral print. For footwear, we suggest the aforementioned winning combo of socks and sandals, or perfectly polished athletic shoes with tube socks. Add a straw hat and the accessories of your choice — sunglasses, tiki glasses, cameras, and passport pouches are all great picks. Happy TravelerAh, now wasn't that vacation simply perfect? Who cares who you offended along the way by talking too loudly in English or ordering a burger and fries everywhere you went? That tacky trip was just what you needed to unwind. Don't forget to make your friends look at all 332 of your photos when you get back!
Women's Sexy Perfect Prescription Costume
1267843748$69.99
Unforgettable 420 FashionThere are a lot of pharmaceuticals to choose from when you are a big-time nurse or MD trying to treat a patient. Like any good physician, you must discover the problem before treating it with a solution. If your patient has back pain, you give them an anti-inflammatory. Bad allergies? You provide them with an antihistamine. Yes, those are just over-the-counter medications, but you get our point.Well, the best remedy for not knowing what to wear this Halloween is our Sexy Perfect Prescription Costume for Women. It's Halloween, so lucky, you'll have plenty of people to practice on. Speaking of medicine, if you know your way around some pharmaceuticals or simply are looking for a cute and quirky costume for the next Halloween bash, check out this Sexy Perfect Prescription Costume for Women.Product DetailsThis costume is excellent for 420 friendlies who also need a sexy women's outfit for the holidays. Oh, and we can't forget the best part about this costume—you get to be a nurse! Who doesn't love a nurse? You will look and feel great in your green and white get-up, complete with weed leaf designs throughout. So before you put your lighters in the air, pick up our Sexy Perfect Prescription Costume for Women!
Kids Inflatable Giant Squid Costume
1228415733$69.99
Squid KidIt's that magical time of year again. The leaves are slowly starting to change. The air is turning crisp. Pumpkin is starting to show up in everything. And your little one is deciding what to be for Halloween this year. You're pretty sure it will be either a ninja or a unicorn. Both characters have gotten a lot of air time at your house this year, showing up in books, movies, and imaginative play. Your child sits down to dinner, this is the big moment, you can feel it in your bones. "I have decided what I want to be for Halloween this year," your child says, with authority. "After much deliberation, I would like to dress as...a giant squid."Wow. We...did not see that coming. But no worries, parents! Redirect and rest assured this Kids Inflatable Giant Squid Costume exists because your child is not the only one with unique Halloween tastes. Plus, giant squid are actually pretty awesome, and we wish more people chose to dress like them. At least your kiddo is original!Product DetailsThis unique costume is comprised of a bodysuit that zips up the back and inflates to create the stunning squid you see here. The look comes with battery packs and fans placed inside the costume strategically, for easy wear (well, as easy as possible when dressed as a giant squid!). You'll need to provide AA batteries, but besides that, this cool costume pretty much speaks for itself.Giant ExpectationsWe think it's so fun your child went for this look, and we can't wait to see what kinds of giant fun they have this holiday. Next year, try to wipe your mind clear of expectations. Clearly, you never know what your child will be into on any given day!
Skeleton Ringmaster Costume Men's
1265314419$119.99
Gentleman Wanted…for a harrowing journey. You’ll receive peanuts for wages and experience chilling darkness through the long months of autumn. You must be ready to provide constant entertainment to macabre audiences, project your voice with an eerie echo, direct all acts and eyes to proper stage. Earthly visits not guaranteed. Fame and recognition result from ultimate success. The living need not apply.Looks like the haunted circus is hiring again. It sounds like an interesting gig, but eternal employment isn’t really an option for the living. Plus, look at that last line, they don’t want anyone that’s not undead. You seem to really want to job though and we hate to deny anyone’s dreams. So, let’s see if we can help you land this once in a lifetime opportunity! If you’ve got the skills to lead the circus all you will need is the look to disguise your status as a living human.Product DetailsThis Skeleton Ringmaster Men’s Costume should do the trick! The costume will completely transform you into a member of the living-dead entertainment industry, starting with the realistic skeleton rib cage shirt, and matching skeleton pants and gloves.An adjustable gold vest features an intricate texture and 3 buttons to start the traditional ringmaster ensemble. The red velour jacket has black lapels and cuffs that are embellished with gold trim and a skull and filigree pattern. Golden buttons on either side of the lapels give the jacket an extra bit of flash. Complete the devilishly dapper costume with the included top hat and bow tie. Add in some of your favorite skeletal makeup and you're ready to spook any crowd!Spooky Star of the ShowAlright, this showstopping ensemble may not dupe any undead recruiters, but it does make an excellent Halloween look. Become the star of your own eerie circus spectacular, compete in a friendly costume contest, or join your kids for a night of trick-or-treating in this spooky Skeleton Ringmaster Costume for men!
Women's Dazzling Ringmaster Costume
1265313236$69.99
License to be ExtraDo you know how to make an entrance? Are you well known for your over-the-top reactions? Sometimes this can be a little out of place. When you're simply grocery shopping, you can't be booming about the fantastic nature of your chosen watermelon. Well, you can boom about anything you want but you just might get a little side-eye. But Halloween is your time to shine and react as dramatically as you want. You're excited about this show we call life. Let your extra side shine when you throw on this ringmaster outfit. Dramatic? Yes. But someone needs to add some pizzaz to this Halloween show!Product DetailsThis ringmaster costume has a fantastic blend of rich textures and colors. It looks right at home under the spotlight of the big top. This dress has a velvet-textured jacket that's trimmed in gold and attached to a black sequin skirt and checkered top. The scalloped hemline, neckline, and the shoulders are all trimmed in gold tassels. While we don't want to rank our favorite parts, we have to say the cape is extra glamorous! It's trimmed in soft gold fabric and covered in sequins. And of course, the look is polished off with a top hat that's trimmed in a sequin band. The hat is collapsible to make storing this costume a breeze so you can keep this look in your costume collection and wear it again!On with the Show!Are you ready for your debut? Now that you've got all the sequins, tassels, and a show-stopping hat, we're sure you are! You'll want to run the Halloween show by challenging your costumed friends to circus-like tasks or announcing characters as they enter any costumed event. Over the top? Ummm, of course! You run this show!
Flashing Red Nose
1329406108$4.99
We've always wondered why it was universally decided to have all clowns wear a red nose instead of any other color. Is there something about red that is much funnier than purple, orange, or even green? As it turns out, the red makes the nose stand out and look comically larger when up against the white makeup on the rest of the face. That got a little too scientific for us so if you find a funnier reason (they are clowns after all) please be sure to let us know! For now you can look even sillier with this red blinking clown nose. Just flick on the switch and not only will you have a giant red ball for a nose, but it will also light up for an even more fun look. Not really a fan of clowns? This nose works perfectly for a Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer costume as well! We definitely know why that nose is so important!
Inflatable Kids Pink Unicorn Costume
1265318334$49.99
A True UnicornWe hear about a LOT of kiddos around here. But we have to hand it to you, your child truly sounds too good to be true! We've heard all about your little one's altruistic efforts, their selfless acts, and their love of a tidy room. We hear your child loves to babysit their little brother (for free!), hates screen time, and helps you in the garden, sous chefs as you cook, and does the laundry. We've even heard a rumor that your little one loves going to the dentist!Before we beg you for your secret, let's just say: your child is a unicorn. Children like yours simply don't exist. But we'd like to believe in them anyway, even if they're a sort of mythical creature. Best to dress your kiddo in this Inflatable Pink Unicorn Costume, then, and let the whole world see just want a gorgeous, majestic creature you've raised!Product DetailsA child such as yours deserves the best, and in case you haven't heard, inflatable costumes are all the rage! This one comes styled as a lovely pink unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, golden horn, and cute pink stars on its face. Trust us, if your kid likes unicorns, they will definitely go ga-ga over the look of this costume. It has a built-in battery pack and fans for easy use. Your little unicorn will look the part they were born to play. Secrets, SecretsOK, so now that we have Halloween out of the way, what is your secret, after all? We are dying to know how you raised a kiddo that likes to eat all their vegetables and clean the bathroom. Or...it must be magic!
Honking Clown Nose
1266095065$4.99
Peak Humor People can talk all they like about comedy sketches, stand-up routines, and satire essays. Snore. Actually, those are fine, but the truth is that they can't compare to the classics. And by "classics," we mean an oversized plastic nose that honks when you squeeze it. That's real comedy. Product DetailsClown around all you want in this exclusive Honking Clown Nose Accessory! The large red rubber nose comes to a rounded tip and secures around your head with an elastic band. Squeeze the end of the nose to hear it give a loud honk! The unisex style fits most sizes. Silly CircusThere's no doubt that you're the good type of clown if you've got a fun nose like this one! An evil clown could probably wear one, but his scare factor would go down by a lot once people heard that goofy squeaking sound. He'd get much more laughter than screams!
Kid's Evil Jester Costume
1213231770$29.99
Jesters are fun, right?! They're like if someone took a clown, an acrobat, and a stand up comedian, and squished them together into a one-man party starter. What if a little “evil” got mixed in there, too? We don't want to think about how spooky that would be, but your kid can dress up in this Evil Jester Costume and spread some scares instead of laughs!Being an evil jester takes more than just a freaky outfit and mask. It takes a mischievous attitude, and a real sense of what gives people the heebie jeebies. Your little scare-er can't expect to have everyone's hair standing on end on their first day. Like anything worth doing right, it's going to take practice. But, evil jesters are more than just scary, otherwise they would just be regular old monsters. They also have to be kinda funny, like they creep people out while making them laugh nervously as they back away. That's the really tough part of being a scary trickster. We can't think of a good example of this (like we said before, we don't like thinking about how spooky they are) but once your kid is dressed up in this costume, we bet they'll figure out the perfect balance between silly and scary in no time.This costume is sure to add the right vibe to your little one's creepy court jester routine. The black and red colors on the outfit seem innocent enough, but one look at the devilish skull mask will make everyone nervous about their next trick. Will they do a juggling act, or tell a joke, or something much more sinister? Whatever it is, it'll be a scream!
Candy Clown Wig
1213245378$12.99
Are you ready to usher back the reign of the happy clown? Well, we think it's about time! Those clown naysayers have had the floor long enough. So, don those cheery pastel colors, make sure your balloons are organized, and tighten the laces of your giant shoes. Today is your turn! What's your clowning specialty? You don't really seem like you're the slap stick type, tumbling over yourself as you run from a Billy goat in a circus ring. Hey, you might be that kind of clown, how should we know? We've never been to clown college! It's just that your fashionable look suggests your clowning abilities are more refined. You might take cartwheeling to a whole new level or maybe you're a talented juggler. Whatever your talent is, we're confident of one thing: you are not a mime! With this cotton candy hair of yours, we're sure that you have much more fun than those monochromatic folks. This slightly curled hair with all the volume you can ask for is sure to stand out in a crowd, clown crowd or otherwise. Now all you need to do is decide on your clown name!
Toddler Potted Flower Costume
1267446114$34.99
Strange Happenings in the Plant Nursery Have you checked out the flower shed this morning? A very peculiar thing has taken place overnight! It seems that someone has used a little too much fertilizer in a potted plant, and the results are truly astounding. The plant in question is now walking around and talking up a storm. She's asking a million questions and wanting to know if she can have more cereal even though she just ate an hour ago. Product DetailsYour blooming bud will look extra precious in this exclusive Toddler Girl's Potted Flower Costume! The outfit includes a soft green jersey-knit shirt that has leaf-shaped flaps are sewn to the wrists. The shirt's hem is sewn to the brown felt "pot" portion, which keeps its shape thanks to a plastic rod concealed in its upper and lower edges. The face opening of the costume's matching hood is sewn with printed pink felt petals as well as a bright ruffle of yellow mesh. The Real Flower PowerIf you thought that potted plants were happy just to sit on your front porch and enjoy the sunshine, you're in for a surprise! This plant is always on the move. It sings, dances, jumps off furniture, and wants to know where the cookie jar went. And it's definitely excited to trick-or-treat this year! It wants to be the first flower it knows to collect a whole bag full of candy. Bet you didn't know that a flower's favorite food is chocolate!
Mr. Potato Head Inflatable Adult Costume
1235918507$89.99
D.I.Why?We hear you were trying to DIY a Mr. Potato Head costume for Halloween. Tsk, tsk, tsk. You know how we feel about that. Not only do DIY costumes often fail to hold up to true Halloween revelry, but this costume, in particular, was bound to give you problems. C'mon...a round frame is notoriously hard to build, so how did you go about it? Oof! Paper mache? That sounds...messy. And what a large balloon you would have needed!But allow us now to step in and do what we do best—present you with the perfect costume, right before your very eyes! Feast on the beauty of this Inflatable Mr. Potato Head Costume for Adults. Yep, that's right, we said inflatable. So you won't have to worry about perfecting that hard-to-achieve potato shape. You can just blow this baby right up and enjoy a night dressed as you favorite classic character. We don't like to brag or anything, but...we're pretty good, right? This look is bound to delight revelers young and old as you grace the costume party in an outfit that blends pure nostalgia with some pretty cool costume technology!Product DetailsThis clever costume looks just like everyone's beloved childhood toy, but without all the spare parts to misplace throughout the night's festivities. It features Mr. Tater's signature mustache, red nose, eyes, ears, top hat, and glove-topped hands. All that fun, plus, who doesn't love a costume that offers total anonymity? You'll be unrecognizable as yourself, but instantly beloved by all!Spud LifeCareful, all that fame, recognition, and praise may just end up going to your head. And from the looks of it, you can't afford for it to blow up any bigger! We're glad to have saved you from the great DIY disaster of the season; never forget: we've got your back!
Bricky Blocks Blue Snapback Hat
1237271809$14.99
Some people aren't exactly thrilled to be out and about at a function like a costume party. So we're big fans of announcing as directly as possible that you are, in fact, fun. You can do just that by building the word "FUN" with this cool Bricky Blocks Blue Snapback Hat.We think there's something downright empowering about wearing something on your head. Don't you agree? ...Okay, okay, allow us to explain. A crown, a headband, a gorgeous and tasteful hat--all of it, any of it, we'll take it. Like, how do you feel when you have the opportunity to bestow upon yourself some new noggin ornament that attracts attention all the world over. It's nice to feel noticed, you know? And there's no better spotlight than the perfect headdress.Crowns are downright royal, conveying a sense of importance that we rather enjoy. Headbands are great in their versatility, but limited in that they don't cover our heads. In cold weather, that's just a deal-breaker. Hats, meanwhile, can be difficult to get just right. When's it right, for instance, to wear a fascinator? Because we wore ours to grab coffee the other day and the stares we got were, erm, less than admiring. When do you go ball cap over beanie? It's a hard call to make, right?! We can never feel certain about that decision. We're here to fix that with this headwear like this Bricky Blocks Blue Snapback Hat. The Bricky Blocks are sold separately, though. It will get everyone reminiscing about the building blocks of their childhood, and will cement your place as one of the fun ones. Snag some other Bricky Blocks accessories to get a group theme going. See what we mean about their sheer versitility and power now? Ah, the power of a good hat.
Lego Face Change Mask for Kids
1235918413$19.99
Building a LifeSo many people complain about how hard it is to get by in the world today, but we’ve never had that problem. When we needed a bigger house for our family, we just built a large square using a random collection of six by two yellow, green, and blue pieces. When we needed more money, we just took apart the bank vault quickly and we were rich! We have always had a gift for taking blocks apart and restacking them in new ways.That’s what makes us the perfect doctor! In Legoland, as in life, there is no problem that can’t be solved by either adding blocks or taking them away. That is how we invented this Child Lego Face Change Mask! By simply removing the old head and putting this giant Lego head in the same spot, we have found that we can increase the durability by at least .002 percent! Is it worth having the same facial expression for the rest of your life and not being able to eat? One out of ten doctors surveyed says, “Yes!”Block HeadIf your child just needs to have a giant yellow head instead of a regular human one, this is the perfect Mask for them. The molded plastic is an improvement in every way, which will remind you that they really are a chip off the old block!
Toddler Retro Robot Costume
1265313303$34.99
Beboop Bzzzt Clickety BeboopYeah, sometimes your kid comes up with some weird languages. But recently he has been trying to speak like a robot. You can kind of understand what he is trying to say based on what he is pointing at, and what time of day it is. (Yes, buddy, we get it, it's lunch time, we won't forget the grapes.) But, he is so adorable when he is talking like a robot. Heck, you even have a phone full of videos of him doing it.You love his imitation of the robots he sees in movies. The people like ones he saw in Robots, and the lovable EVE, and WALL-E. He even imitates Bender from Futurama, and he only saw him for a minute before you realized your little munchkin had snuck out of bed.Now you can get him a this Retro Robot Costume, so he can look like a robot as he beboop-clickety's you. Play time has never been so adorable. All you will have to do is teach him how to move like a robot. Hopefully he will be more like the compassionate WALL-E than the beer drinking, fire-burping Bender. (Seriously, he only saw him for a minute, and yet he still tries to burp fire.) And the longer your kid speaks his robot language, the easier it should be to understand him. Well, easier to understand everything in addition to lunch time, and the grapes. (Buddy, we won't forget the grapes this time. Promise)
Women's Funny Feet Costume Shoes
1305591908$14.99
Follow the FootprintsDid you hear the news? It's almost too incredible to believe, but apparently scientists have uncovered fresh tracks that appear to indicate that a modern-day cavewoman is in the area! Either that, or it may be a clown or an ogre, or some unknown creature. The scientists are still arguing. Regardless of which it is, everyone is dying to get a look! Product DetailsHide your tracks with this set of exclusive Funny Feet Costume Shoes for Women! Quirky and fun, the slide slippers are made of molded vinyl and resemble a pair of extra-large feet with bright red toenails. The outer soles feature a textured, anti-slip surface. Toe the Line No matter what costume you choose, these feet would be a hilarious addition to your ensemble! Best of all, you don't even need to worry about refreshing your pedicure, because these accessories have you (literally) covered. You can focus on other important matters, like discovering fire and inventing the wheel.
Girl's Carnival Cutie Costume
1268146132$29.99
Scary SheekCarnivals are fantastic. The delicious fried foods and head-spinning rides are well worth the price of admission. We all remember going to the carnival as kids. It was a blast stuffing your face with funnel cakes until you got queasy, then riding the Gravatron and actually throwing up. After a bit of rest and water, you were back at it again.Oh, and how can we forget the clowns? Half of them were kind of scary, but the non-scary half was pretty cool—especially when they were making elaborate blow-up animals. If you have a young one who is a fan of carnivals and is looking to clown around this year, check out this Carnival Cutie Girl's Costume for their next Halloween costume.Product DetailsThis costume dress has matching accessories and a red and sky blue color scheme. The blue wig looks excellent with the blue accents on the skirt, while the fingerless gloves are a great touch for the kid's costume. Once your kid learns balloon animals, they'll be set. If your child wants to have that perfect cute clown look with a bit of a creepy edge, make sure they check out this Carnival Cutie Girl's Costume.
Kid's Red Crayon Costume Dress
1273511041$34.99
Story of a ColorRed is a perfectly apple hanging from the tip of a tree branch, or being offered by a witch with a wicked smile. Red is a stream of molten lava oozing slowly down the side of a rumbling volcano. Red is a ruby being worn by a princess, the banner of a charging knight, the fire blasting from a dragon's roaring mouth. It's also the slightly questionable-looking chili being served in the lunch line at your school. Red is everywhere! Product DetailsMake "seeing red" a great thing when you wear your exclusive, officially licensed Girl's Red Crayon Costume Dress! The knee-length, sleeveless dress is made light red stretch knit fabric with a wide band of deep red at the bottom of the skirt. The bodice is printed with Crayola's signature black squiggly wrapper design as well as a vertical Crayola logo. A matching crayon wrapper band is printed around the hips. The fabric-covered headband topped with an attached, foam-backed hat shaped like a crayon tip is the perfect final touch. Bright and Beautiful If red is your favorite hue, color your world with this cool costume! Maybe it will inspire you to create your best masterpieces out of only red, the way Picasso did with blue, or to draw mostly red objects for your next gallery exhibition. Someday, when you're a world-famous artist whose main medium is crayons, you can look back on the day that you dressed as a Crayola color as the day that your artistic journey began. Bravo!
Women's Wicked Ringleader Costume
1213230594$49.99
Fearless Leader At work, you are the kind, compassionate, communicative boss for your staff. You take care to think through how your decisions will affect your employees, how to create a better work-life balance, how to increase benefits and distribute the workload more efficiently, and how to have epic office parties. Your team thinks you're the best boss ever — and you pretty much are. But it's fun to play pretend on Halloween. After all, why should kids get all the fun? That's why you're totally rocking this Women's Wicked Ringleader Costume, and imagining how different life would be if you ruled the roost in a different way. After all, it's pretty hard to do the right thing all the time, and it's a little thrilling to do the wicked thing...every once in a while. Have fun in your imaginary world tonight!Design & DetailsThis stunning look is worthy of the position of honor in the ring, seeing as it was crafted to perfection by our in-house costume team. Every attention has been paid to its details and design, from the golden braided trim to the matching cord fasteners. The costume is actually a one-piece dress styled to look like a tailcoat jacket and tank dress, with velvet construction and a top hat that helps you look larger than life and in charge of the circus. Back to RealitySteal the spotlight tonight and prepare to dazzle and delight. But just remember to hang up the whip (not included) and top hat before returning to work on Monday! It may send the wrong message to your staff.
Adult Stop Sign Costume
1278000576$39.99
Don't Stop You NowWe wonder how stop signs became so recognizable. There is an apparent reason—we use them all of the time. But back in 1915, there were all sorts of versions of stop signs depending on what part of the country you lived in. Can you imagine trying to break at a yellow warning or yielding at an orange and black one? It must have been a nightmare. Luckily, in 1922, the American Association of Highway Officials, or AASHO, standardized the stop sign we know for the whole country.Okay, enough for the history lesson. You are here for a funny costume. Better yet, you're here for a sign costume. All signs are essential, but the stop sign easily has the most swag out of the bunch. If you want an exclusive adult costume that will give you some authority at the next car costume convention, check out this Stop Sign Costume for Adults, exclusively made by us.
E=MC2 Wig & Mustache Set
1319389898$16.99
What is it with the fact that people with crazy hair end up be just as smart as their hair is ridiculous. Maybe it's the number of volts of electricity that amped their minds up and gave them a permanent case of that static style sitting on their noggin or maybe those insane dos are actually aliens that have taken over their minds and are much smarter than the average human. Of course let's not forget the mustache either. People brave enough to wear this combination of the two out in public better be brave enough to take on the thrones of screaming fans hoping to get a little bit of their wisdom as they pass by. It's totally not because you'll look absolutely silly wearing it at all. We think it's actually starting to catch on it's just that possessing powder white curly hair and an inhumanly thick mustache is a difficult combination of genes to come by. What do you think we are, scientists?
Adult Bright Clown Costume Shoes
1316792030$9.99
And for My Next Trick...Clowns are incredibly versatile performers. They can do anything from juggling to riding a unicycle, to stuffing themselves into preposterously small cars. And, most incredibly of all, they do it all while wearing ridiculously big shoes. That's a talent all by itself! Product DetailsThe crowds will go wild for these exclusive Bright Clown Costume Shoes Adults! The unisex footwear feature foam-backed uppers made of sections of red fabric and polka-dotted yellow fabric. Each shoe has metal eyelets and yellow lacing. The oversized toe areas give the shoes a comical appearance. Circus Chic Stand out as the best sideshow attraction around in this bright and colorful set of footwear! These shoes are just what you need for completing an amazing outfit. They go perfectly with a classic carnival-style clown costume, but if you decide to pair them with an outfit that includes snaggled fangs and fake blood, that's also a great choice.
Women's Bearded Lady Circus Costume
1277404167$54.99
Step Right Up!Old timey circus attractions were seriously strange. People paid good money to see scientific oddities bottled up in jars. Performers manuevered themselves into spring loaded cannons and were shot 100 feet across the big top. Performers tempted fate with fire, swords, and heights. But above all the hubbub of the old-timey circus there's one act that we find utterly charming and mysterious. That's right, the bearded lady! Flaunting the expectations of feminine beauty, these women rocked their natural facial hair while dressing in fine gowns. What kinds of lives did these bearded ladies lead? Secret romances,world travel, and living life on the fringes of society in the famously restrictive Victorian era... doesn't actually sound too bad to us. Do you want a hint of that bearded lady lifestyle? Pop some popcorn, cue the organ grinder, and transform yourself with this Bearded Lady Costume!Product DetailsThis Made By Us Bearded Lady costume features a Victorian style gown, headpiece, and a beard. As it was designed by our in-house creative team, this costume has all sorts of unique features such as the high, gold-trimmed collar, a v-shaped waistline, and an underlayer that hints at the stripes of the big-top. Slipping into this ensemble is easy. Strap the beard around your head with the elastic band, zip the dress up the back, and you'll be ready for showtime!
Women's Diamond Flare Clown Costume
1265311359$64.99
Farceur FashionYou're not afraid of clowns. The issue you have is with their motley ensembles. You understand they're supposed to look silly. Their whole job is to elicit a laugh from onlookers. But you've always thought the slapstick gags, imitations, and overall mime vibe was plenty.Sure, bright colors keep things lighthearted and kid-friendly. Yet, you can't help imagining clowns would be just as fun if they were also fashionable. And this Women's Diamond Flare Clown Costume is here to help you prove your theory is correct!Design & DetailsThis exclusive Made By Us costume is exactly what you need to illustrate how form and function can overlap, even in the world of clowns! The ensemble starts with a white, sleeveless, and wide-legged jumpsuit with a bold multicolored diamond print. The jumpsuit narrows at the waist to give it a maxi-dress-like look, while its lightweight fabrics and loose-fit pant legs promise comfortable wear.Thin adjustable shoulder straps keep the step-in jumpsuit secure. Meanwhile, a pink organza and blue satin trimmed collar pairs with matching cuffs to give the stylish jumpsuit a clownish look! Complete the look with the included hat and shoe clips. The foam-backed hat compliments the jumpsuit's bright white color and pink pompom embellishments, while the shoe clips add similar pink pompoms to your preferred footwear!Diamond Flare Clown Costume IdeasUpdate clown fashion with this Diamond Flare Clown Costume! Inspired by the beloved carnival characters and today's style trends, this fashion-forward costume will surely delight with or without your witty slapstick humor! Pair classic props from our clown costume accessories and grab a playfully colored wig to pull it all together.
Adult Inflatable Ballerina Hippo Costume
1306768179$59.99
Such Grace and Poise A bull in a china shop is bad news. That situation would involve a lot of smashed plates and crushed figurines. A hippo prima ballerina in a china shop would be another matter entirely. She may weigh up to three thousand pounds and be the size of a car, but her pirouettes are things of beauty and her grand jete jumps barely shake the floor. When she balances on her toes to perform a bourree, not a dish would be shaken! Product DetailsTake the stage in this exclusive and hilarious Adult Ballerina Hippo Inflatable Costume! The unisex bodysuit zips up the back and is made of sturdy polyester windbreaker fabric. A pastel pink skirt is sewn around the waist and the attached shoe covers are pink to match. The enclosed head features printed graphics of hippo eyes, nose, teeth and a slightly open mouth. Two same-material ears are sewn to the top of the head. A clear view port ensures that you can see where you're going while you perform your pas de deux. A battery-operated fan keeps the suit inflated.Hippo Hoofer Step aside, Grace Kelly. Take a seat, Fred Astaire. The world ain't seen nothin' until it's seen the marvelous majesty that is your hippo performance of the Sugar Plum Fairy's solo dance. Point those toes and twirl those arms! You'll take center stage whether you're at a Halloween gathering or a birthday party. After you've taken your final bow, you'll be showered with requests for an encore. Swan Lake would be a fantastic choice, but then again, so would a hippo hip hop number.
Inflatable Stegosaurus Costume Adult
1306768216$89.99
In Spiny SplendorThe time has come. Perhaps it is an epic, red-carpet gala. Maybe it is the Halloween party of the decade. It might even be your chance to create a viral video on TikTok that is sure to have everyone watching on repeat. Do you want to make a statement sure to last for ages? Well, that means you'll want to channel the ultimate in sophisticated silhouettes and striking styles! But where will you turn?There's obviously only one answer. You'll be in need of an inflatable dinosaur costume! We know that it seems like a luxurious red dress or dapper black suit and tie are the likely looks for any perfect pic, but if you're looking to leave a legacy, what is better than the creatures that we're still talking about even after millions of years!? So, the only question remaining is which dinosaur to pick!Design & DetailsWe know that you'll be roaring when you pick one of the best dinosaur costumes out there: this Inflatable Stegosaurus costume for adults! This Made By Us design is an easy outfit to jump into and was designed by a team that loves dinosaurs more than most. The bodysuit is printed with a detailed pattern of stripes and scales to give you a unique reptilian look and it zips up the back for easy wear.The magic happens when you power up and activate the fan at your waist. Thanks to elastic at your cuffs and a fully enclosed hood, your Stegosaurus will spring to life in no time and you'll be seeing the world from a prehistoric perspective through the vinyl vision port! Shake your plates on your own or bring in some other dinosaur friends for a group look that will have everyone on Earth amazed!
Old Man Costume for Men
1213234298$19.99
Acting Your AgeAge is a crazy thing. Sometimes it seems to all go by so fast. Other times it seems like you've been the same age for forever! And the whole time, you're expected to act your age. What if you don't want to? What if you want to sit in the park and grump about how today's youth has no respect. What if you want to order off the senior menu, knowing that their gravy has a lower sodium content? What if you want to fall asleep listening to a baseball game on the radio. You might be in the prime of your life but that doesn't mean you shouldn't have your own chair that no one else is allowed to sit in. Other people might look back and dream about their youth. Others might try to live in the now. You know better. You know that the best life is a senior life. Why else would they call them your golden years?Product DetailsThis old man costume will make all those years tick by in an instant! Simply throw on the one-piece mask and old man sweater and you'll feel ancient in an instant. The front of the sweater is printed with a lapel and tie so it'll be a little schmancy for looking good in the senior home. A Host of ActivitiesAre you ready to relax in the park in elderly style? Now, you might need to brush up on your Chess or Backgammon but this is sure to be a true delight! Pair this costume with an inflatable walker or a prop cane to really bring your look home. And when Halloween is over you can reuse the look. Show up to your next birthday party with an elderly look. Use it when you're feeling tired. Break it out when your friend shows up on hour late to show that you've been waiting forever. Turns out, aging early is the answer!
Girl's Mime Costume
1213244495$29.99
THE ULTIMATE TRICKWhen your kiddo gets to a certain age, suddenly, all those early years of trying to help her learn how to talk begins to feel like a horrible mistake. Now, suddenly, she knows so many words. In fact, she seems to be inventing new ones. She chatters in a foreign language about things that you feel you should be understanding at least in context, but how can any parent stay woke when the kids are obvs geekin with the fam with NC during a Code 9 to KPC. You 123?... We're not even sure what we just said, there. The point is that sometimes with all the confusing chatter in newfangled slang, it sometimes brings you back to the days when she didn't say much at all! If only we could head back there for a moment's peace that might give us a chance to at least Google what the heck anything means. Well, there are definitely options! And, while we're at it, we can even throw in a dose of amazing French culture! DESIGN & DETAILSOur amazing design team took a whole month's vow of silence to work on this glorious and exclusive Mime Costume. This 3/4-length sleeved shirt has the iconic black and white stripes of the street performer look which matches perfectly with the black elastic-waist shorts. The iconic beret hat helps to cinch the look while the red suspenders and scarf give just enough of a flair of color that your little mime is bound to get some attention. Remember the white face paint to help the kiddo stay expressive! KNOW EVERYTHING THEY SAYThere are really only two ways to be sure that you can translate your kiddo. Either walk around with a Tween-2-Classic translator app on your phone or have her speak in pantomime instead! At least with the latter, you'll also have a great costume available for all your parties!
Kid's Tiny Tree Costume
1268998467$59.99
Happy HabitatWhat would we do without trees? There would be no place to build an amazing fort with a rope ladder and a spyglass. Squirrels wouldn't have a snug place to store their nuts and curl up during the long winters. We wouldn't hear the soft and soothing sound of wind rushing through high branches, and tire swings wouldn't be nearly as fun. It's no wonder that trees are so important in all of our lives: So important that dressing up as one is a really cool Halloween idea! Product DetailsYout won't be-leaf your eyes when you see how fantastic you look in this exclusive Tiny Tree Costume for Kids! The long-sleeved jumpsuit fastens down the back and is made of brown minky fabric that's embossed all over with a tree bark pattern. The shoulders and sleeves are sewn with green felt leaves. An included stuffed squirrel can be fastened into the pocket on the torso. The headpiece fastens under your chin, has foam lining to help it keep its shape, and is sewn with more green felt leaves. See the Forest for the Trees What does that expression mean? Does it mean something like, "Make sure you don't lose sight of the details?" Or does it mean, "You are going to look awesome no matter where you are if you're dressed in a cool outfit that makes you look like a majestic tree"? The second one sounds pretty good to us. We'll go with that, because it's true.
LEGO Kids Mask
1306983954$14.99
All of the LEGO HeadsThese days, LEGO makes all sorts of LEGO heads. You can get LEGO heads with a winking eye. You can get a head with sunglasses. You can get a LEGO head with a headset and a beard. But do you remember what the original LEGO head used to look like? It was just a simple smiling face. Can you picture it in your mind?That happy little dude was the entire childhood of plenty of kids and even today, you can find that same head in LEGO sets that children play with now. In fact, your child probably has a few of them rolling around in their LEGO box right now! Now, with this LEGO mask for kids, your child can match his favorite toy.Product DetailsThis LEGO kids mask faithfully recreates the look of the classic LEGO head. It has that rounded shape in front, along with the little nub on top that would normally hold a hat on a real mini-figure. It also has a printed happy face on the front, which will mimic the face your child will be making while wearing this mask.Ahoy, LEGO!Any kid who’s spent hours constructing a LEGO masterpiece will love wearing this licensed mask! You can even pair it with a pirate costume to turn your kid into a classic LEGO pirate!
Blue Big Baby Socks Men's
1265314738$6.99
You've Gotta Be KiddingThe nursery hasn't seemed the same after you left. Little Tommie doesn't have anyone to toss rings with. Jenny has been bothering everyone to play Ring around the Rosie but no one wants to play without your festive yet sure skip. And when Junior face-timed you last week crying with pudding smudged across his face you knew it was time to escape office life and come back for a day or two. Product DetailsThese light blue socks might look like they're made for babies but they'll fit you just fine. The cotton socks have ribbed cuffs, two ABC blocks printed on the flexible material. Socks like these will be the perfect touch to any infant ensemble, completing your ensemble to every detail.Put Down the Pen and Into the PlaypenIt was a great escape, you tugged off your tie in the car, blasting Raffi all the way. You stop at the gas station to pick up a six pack of lollipops. When you park your car, opening the door you can almost already smell the light baby powder and spit up rags. Be real about how you feel. Being a grown-up is no fun, you've got to kid!
Ringmaster Kids Costume
1213245268$39.99
The Smallest CircusLadies and gentlemen! Children of all ages! We direct you to the center stage for a show set to astonish!Sure, you've probably heard that plenty of times. They're all the same kind of show, aren't they? There's gonna be a couple of weird acts and maybe an animal or two, but, "What is really that astonishing about this particular show?" you're probably wondering. Totally fair question... but everything will be answered when you see who the Ringmaster is! That's right! This is the Smallest Circus. Run by your child, all the ideas flowing from their little noggin, and the whole of it accentuated by an authentic look that will have you leaning forward from your seat. The best part is that this Ringmaster doesn't give up even after the show is over! A look like this could really be useful outside of circus life. Imagine gearing up like this for a high-class affair or getting used to dealing with any kind of future high-pressure job (even those that don't involve angry jungle felines). It's time to start up the show with your kiddo in the limelight.Design & DetailsOur own little circus is happy to help thanks to the genius work of our in-house costume designers. They've chased their own dreams by creating this Ringmaster costume for kids. The fancy bright red jacket features gold braids and buttons. It is certain to look great with the included gold colored vest, dapper red bow tie, and classy top hat. They might want to practice a few tricks as they juggle or spin it in their hands. Be sure to get them a toy whip accessory to complete this dashing look, and they'll be ready to put on a terrific show!Small but SpectacularWhen your child is wearing this snazzy costume, they can have fun pretending to lead their very own three-ring circus or bring their favorite films to life! Just imagine how cute it'll be watching them tame their stuffed lions!
Adult Plus Size Big Top Clown Costume
1305724662$29.99
You've spent years studying the clown arts, how to entertain a group of 8 year olds, how to make a crying baby happy again, how to distract from a crying baby when that doesn't work, every class! No one appreciates how difficult it is to get into clown college. Your parents are dismissive, your significant other... well, what significant other? You've been too busy all these years studying, following your passion, there hasn't been time for romance, or even meeting people outside of your clown class.Now you've graduated and you need the right outfit! You've truly earned this timeless colorful classic. This costume features circus-like red and yellow striped pants with patches and a block color blue and yellow patched shirt with a red collar. The hours and hours of clown night school, the endless homework, even how Clown Bozo would needle you about your imperfect balloon giraffe, it was all leading up to this ensemble. Bozo is gone and your giraffes are flawless. It's time to shine... those giant shoes of yours. You want to look good, don't you?So put them all on notice. That's right, everyone: the birthday parties, the bar/bat mitzvahs, the dog parties, even the book clubs! It's time for you to be celebrated for your skills. It's time to stand up and declare "Yes! Now is the time of the clown!" You think that big red nose is easy to put on day after day? Of course not. It's the hardest job in the world. But you do it because you love it. You do it for the smiles on all those little faces. You do it because darn it someone has to, and you're the only clown for the job. So make those people smile!
Fart Cloud with Sound Machine Costume for Kids
1213234773$39.99
Crude ComedyFarts are funny. We know, we know. As an adult, you're supposed to be above fart comedy... but there's just something about farts that are universally funny. Just think about it for a second. Farts make that muffled noise that sounds kind of like a really bad trumpet player. They come out of your bottom, which is probably the funniest place it could possibly come from. Finally, they smell funny. Now, can you honestly tell yourself that a fart isn't funny?That's what's great about kids. Kids don't have any pressure on them to be mature, so they can laugh at a fart for what it is! It's also why this Fart Cloud Costume for kids is pure, comedic gold. When your child wears it to the next costume party, they'll be getting ALL of the laughs!Product DetailsIt might be simple, but this Fart Cloud Costume is highly effective! The costume comes with a top that's made out of various tulle fabric. Shades of brown and green give the top a look that's reminiscent of cartoon depictions of farts. Your child can slip this on over their normal clothes, making it an easy outfit for your child to change into. Of course, one of the funniest parts about a fart is the sound... and this costume delivers that as well! This costume comes with a small speaker that makes fart noises with the press of a button. The speaker has a small battery pack attached to it (batteries sold separately).Toot! Toot!It's okay. You can admit that this Fart Costume for kids is hilarious. It might be sort of childish, but then again, kids have the purest sense when it comes to comedy and we think it's about time that all of us adults started embracing a little bit of childish humor!
Flower Hoodie Dress for Girls
1213246265$29.99
A Coveted RoleOne day, your kid races through the front door in what you initially think is panic. You know something is up, but the answer to your curiosity is not what you were expecting. With excitement befitting having learned the end of the school year has come early, your little one tells you they are going to be the sunflower in this school year's music program.Relief is your first response, having started at worry when your kiddo flew through the door. Pride follows, of course, knowing you'll get to watch your kiddo show their talents to the whole community. And then, in the back of your mind, a touch of nervousness creeps in. How do we get a costume for this?Hi! Have we been formally introduced? We're HalloweenCostumes.com and we're pretty good at helping get the kids ready for any themed-dress event. The school music program is no exception, and we just so happen to have a lovely little flower ensemble for your kiddo.Design & DetailsDesigned by our talented costume-makers, this Flower Hoodie is an easy and stylish way to get your little one ready for their big debut. Down to the veins on the flower's leaves, this costume is ready for the stage. With just 1 piece it'll be a breeze for your kiddo to get prepared for any flower event. Bright yellow petals are sewn into the hood and create a full bloom when worn. The body of the costume acts like a flower stem while the sleeves are made to look just like leaves. Our clever designers even added a slit in both leaf-sleeves to make sure your kiddo still has full use of their hands.Watch Them BlossomWhether they're on stage or out trick-or-treating, when your little one is dressed in this Flower Hoodie, we know you will get to see them blossom.
Women's Giggles the Clown Costume
1265315148$49.99
Original JokesterWere you the classic clown in high school? Do your coworkers just not believe you when you tell them that you used to be a notorious jokester in class? Maybe Jim from marketing just can't wrap his head around you being the funniest girl in the class, or Maggie from HR says that you're way too serious to be a clown.Well then, maybe it's time for a bit of a humorous makeover! Yes, nothing says, "clown" more than... well, a clown costume! It's time to rekindle your quirky humor with this Giggles the Clown Costume.Product DetailsThis cute and silly costume is perfect for anyone who wants to indulge in their inner clown! It comes with a yellow, short sleeve dress with plenty of polka dots all over it. We're talking all of the bright colors of the rainbow. Reds, blues, purples, and greens!The dress has red and blue pom-poms attached to the front of the dress and it even comes with a hoop to help give the skirt a rounded shape. The bloomers fit underneath to help bring the look together.Finally, the costume comes with a pair of shoe covers, which fit over more pairs of shoes with elastic bands. Once you have it all on, it'll be easy to convince everyone of your funny sense of humor!
Toddler Big Top Clown Costume
1213238315$29.99
If have a severe case of coulrophobia then by all means do not dress your child in this toddler Big Top Clown Costume. Yes your entire neighborhood, family and friends will think he’s the cutest thing since sliced bread but at what cost?! At what cost? He’ll be a mini walking, talking, terror!If you don’t have that crazy clown fear then our Toddler Big Top Clown Costume is the perfect costume choice for your little jokester! If he or she is always giving you a run for your money and constantly giving you the giggles with their big personality then what better costume than a clown! Our adorable patchwork, red and yellow striped clown costume will give your toddler a vintage clown look, because vintage is all the rage right now, duh! Paint on an adorable clown face for your little performer or if makeup skills aren’t your thing then grab a classic giant red clown nose and voila! You’re little one is the star of the show! We’re really not sure why clowns keep getting such a bad wrap, they are bright, colorful and full of fun tricks, what’s so scary about that? When it’s your little one as the clown then the answer is nothing!
Wine and Cheese Costume
1213238332$44.99
Are you and your partner looking for some extra-fancy dress, or the perfect fit for a classy get-together? We’ve been told that the best way to make a good impression at a tony party is to bring along a tasteful wine and cheese pairing. And we don’t see how anybody could do better than this hilarious costume set, which lets everyone know just how much you and your partner hope they enjoy the hors d’oeuvres!It’s a great option for people who feel more confident cracking a snappy joke than remarking on a special vintage. And let’s be honest: isn’t drinking a bottle of champagne way less fun than shaking it until the cork shoots out like a cannonball? People are always going on about the finer things in life, but sometimes it seems like they have some really mixed-up priorities!The yellow cheese wedge is served on a pair of suspenders with its own special knife, since some people consider it poor manners to assume the host will provide one. And because couples costumes are always better with a little double entendre on the side, the Cabernet tunic comes with a realistic label detailing its risque provenance!Surprising the other guests in these goofy costumes is a great way to lighten the mood of a party, much like sharing an actual snack and sipping libations. So if you really want to break expectations, you could wear your wine and cheese and bring it, too!
Adult Ride On Monkey Costume
1279175468$79.99
Riding a gorilla to a party is something most of us think we'll never do in our lives, but we'd be wrong! It's something anyone can do... including you! All you need is this Adult Ride on Monkey Costume! It's one of these fantastic double-take costumes that everyone will try to figure out. We recommend staying in character through the whole thing. This Monkey? Owes you a life debt. Name is Chippers. He's going to carry you around for the rest of your life, and all you have to do is give him a banana a couple times of day. It's win-win!
Men's Robot Jumpsuit Costume
1265314360$59.99
Robot life is a'comin"Ahhh! Robots are going to take over the world!!!"Freaking out yet? Computers are increasingly running the world. Autonomous vehicles have started driving on roads. And Artificial Intelligence is seemingly right around the corner. We're not saying that this is anything to get alarmed about, but, well, if you are? We do have something you can do about it.Yup, if you're anticipating a robot takeover of the world, just get ahead of the curve. By becoming a robot! Isn't that a genius idea? We sure think it is, and we just have happened to create the perfect style to transform yourself into a futuristic robot. This Men's Robot Jumpsuit Costume!product DetailsThis costume consists of a full body jumpsuit in a metallic silver. It has a black pattern printed on the suit, which is totally reminiscent of what a robot might look like. Light up glasses are included, too, so you can be a little bit of a funky android. The only thing you'll need to complete the effect, as we have it pictured, is some silver body makeup. That part is optional as you can use this jumpsuit to create any costume style you choose, of course!A real cool robotWhat are you going to do as a Robot? You could be an assistant to your human companion, as robots are typically imagined. You could be an action bot, fighting bad guys to save the day or even a slick robot bartender who listens to all of his patrons and advises them with the calculated wisdom of a computer algorithm. It’s up to you! We just sell awesome costumes, after all, and leave the fun stuff up to you.
Red Jumbo Shoe for a Clown
1237865645$21.99
If the Clown Shoe FitsDespite its name, Clown College wasn't all fun and games. It was a lot of hard work. Sure, there were the fun courses, like juggling and face painting. But there was also a surprising amount of math and physics applied, like getting 6 full-sized clowns into that tiny car. It's not just luck or practice—there are actual calculations involved! There were more tedious courses, like the History of Clowning, which required diligent note-taking and stressful exams, and the Timing of Clowning taught you the subtle art of humor. After all that exertion and hard work, you deserve to celebrate your graduation!Nothing says "welcome to official clownhood" more than a brand new pair of Red Jumbo Clown Shoes! So treat yourself to this perfect pair and enjoy your new life as a licensed and fully-trained clown. Of course, now that these giant shoes are involved, all your calculations may need to change to fit you into that clown car...these shoes take up a lot of space!Product DetailsWhether you're a real clown or this is your Halloween costume, this pair of shiny, red and yellow shoes is a must! They are lightweight for easy movement, and the laces tie on top for a secure fit. Happy clowning!
Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head Costume Kit
1275786255$34.99
Do you like potato chips? Perhaps you have a soft spot for the salty snacks. There’s nothing wrong with liking a salty treat every now and then. Heck, we all like to indulge sometimes. But, what if you are a potato? Does that make it wrong to snack on salty potato chips?The jury’s still out on that one. We tend to think that snacks are a matter of personal taste and that it shouldn’t matter if you are a potato or not - snacks are free game. So, dress us up as a potato, give us a big bag of potato chips, and don’t run off and tell the kids!Create a quick and inexpensive couples costume with this Mr. and Mrs. Potato head kit! The set includes a Mr. Potato Head hat, Mrs. Potato Head hat, and two eye stickers, two nose stickers, a teeth sticker, lips sticker, and a mustache sticker. The self-adhesive felt stickers have a peel-off backing for easy use. Mr. Potato head has a green polyfoam baseball cap while Mrs. Potato Head has a yellow polyfoam visor with white fabric flowers. Use them to decorate a plain T-shirt to create your own funny Halloween costume. Whether you want to get a laugh this Halloween or need to dress up for a theme party, this easy costume is the perfect choice for getting ready in a hurry.
Men's Robot Costume
1285058141$59.99
Robots Are ComingListen up. No matter what sort of ideologies you hold true and no matter what sort of philosophies you believe in, we can all agree on one thing. It's only a matter of time before the robots rise up and conquer humanity. They will ruthlessly enslave mankind. They will destroy any who attempt to oppose them. It's not going to be like those Hollywood movies. There will be no resistance. There will be no happy ending for mankind, which is why we've been cooking up a new kind of plan to prepare for the robot apocalypse. If you can't beat 'em, then join 'em!Yes, that's right. When the robots take over the world, we plan on hiding in plain sight by dressing up like a robot. We can live a cushy life right under their noses dressed up as their own kind. Now, you can too when you wear this adult robot costume!Product DetailsThis adult robot costume comes with a shiny jumpsuit that will easily hide your human features from the robot overlords. It has plenty of shiny metallic accents to fool them and the front even has a fake little dial on it. The belt is a shimmering metallic color for some extra robo-flair. Of course, the most important part of this costume is the mask. After all, you won't be able to walk around freely in the robot-run society of the future with your very human-looking head in plain view! The mask has a metallic look and some great details, like the cold, soulless eyes and the zig-zag mouth panel. It even has a wire antenna on the top to complete the look.Fool the Robot OverlordsPut this costume on and you may just be able to fool the robots into thinking that you're one of them! Just remember to brush up on your robot dance moves and you also might want to start learning to talk like a robot now. That should be everything you need to fool them.