D.I.Why?We hear you were trying to DIY a Mr. Potato Head costume for Halloween. Tsk, tsk, tsk. You know how we feel about that. Not only do DIY costumes often fail to hold up to true Halloween revelry, but this costume, in particular, was bound to give you problems. C'mon...a round frame is notoriously hard to build, so how did you go about it? Oof! Paper mache? That sounds...messy. And what a large balloon you would have needed!But allow us now to step in and do what we do best—present you with the perfect costume, right before your very eyes! Feast on the beauty of this Inflatable Mr. Potato Head Costume for Adults. Yep, that's right, we said inflatable. So you won't have to worry about perfecting that hard-to-achieve potato shape. You can just blow this baby right up and enjoy a night dressed as you favorite classic character. We don't like to brag or anything, but...we're pretty good, right? This look is bound to delight revelers young and old as you grace the costume party in an outfit that blends pure nostalgia with some pretty cool costume technology!Product DetailsThis clever costume looks just like everyone's beloved childhood toy, but without all the spare parts to misplace throughout the night's festivities. It features Mr. Tater's signature mustache, red nose, eyes, ears, top hat, and glove-topped hands. All that fun, plus, who doesn't love a costume that offers total anonymity? You'll be unrecognizable as yourself, but instantly beloved by all!Spud LifeCareful, all that fame, recognition, and praise may just end up going to your head. And from the looks of it, you can't afford for it to blow up any bigger! We're glad to have saved you from the great DIY disaster of the season; never forget: we've got your back!
The whole point of having a jester around is to make everyone laugh, right? Well, technically their job is to keep everyone entertained, which doesn't mean cracking-wise all the time. If you're wondering what people really find entertaining, this Evil Jester Costume will help you get into the properly mischievous spirit. When you're thinking like a creepy jester, you'll be surprised of all the ways you can think of to keep people entertained, without necessarily making them chuckle. For instance, you can hide their car keys, which is always a fun time. Or, maybe put fake cockroaches in their sandwich (or real ones if they are in dire need of entertaining), or switching out their favorite beverage for something terrible tasting. What a riot! And there's always our favorite, the classic "make mysterious bloody-looking foot prints around someone's house" trick. Oh boy, if their boredom hasn't been relieved after that, then they must not want to be entertained! Of course, you can't just go around doing these things in your everyday clothes, or else everyone would be missing out on the best part of the joke. Let the jagged lines, and the alternating black and red colors of this evil jester costume do some of the creepy work for you. Speaking of creepy, the little plastic skulls dangling from the collar and from the top of the curled hood add an unsettling effect to your look, which also match the sinister grin on the spooky vinyl skull mask. Even if nobody is laughing out loud when you go out in this diabolically festive costume, we're sure you'll still get everyone's blood pumping!
The venus flytrap is one of those great examples of nature’s deep-down weirdness, a plant that can eat animals. Imagine what a shock that must have been to the first people who saw one of these jagged-jawed plants snap shut on an unsuspecting fly. They were used to a landscape of dangerous animals who wouldn’t think twice about eating them, but up until that moment, they had probably assumed those green leafy things were no threat. That’s the kind of discovery that can keep a primitive human up at night.Of course, in real life carnivorous plants are no danger to humans - most can’t process anything larger than an insect - but that hasn’t kept them out of our horror movie fantasies. Man-eating plants have been a staple of cheap monster movies for ages, and even the occasional big-budget musical. There’s something so wrong yet right about a plant that can turn the tables on the food chain, it’s no surprise that they’ve captured our imagination.Join the vegetable revolution with this impressive venus flytrap costume, featuring a shaped headpiece with a mesh hood for easy vision, a leafy green mantle over the chest, and a long yellow tongue. Brown elastic-waist pants form a flower pot that allows a full range of motion for a plant on the go. All of the insects at your next costume party had better watch their backs - and maybe a few of the humans too!
Pump it UpIf you really want to flex this coming Halloween then we have the perfect way to do so. Confidently show off your massive muscles with our very own Dark Strongman Costume. You’ll enter the party scene looking like you just got done with your shift at the local circus.There you were lifting unimaginable amounts of weight, and this Halloween you will be lifting the party to the next level with your amazing feats of strength. After all, who doesn’t love a charismatic muscle-bound carnie? You’ll be at center stage with this costume so make sure to bulk up and, we cannot express this enough, be sure to stretch! The last thing you want to do is pull a hammy while showing off to all of your friends.Design & DetailsYou’ll be ready to bust a flex once you toss on the leopard print stretch knit singlet. It will not only help to accentuate your muscular physique but also make it look like you live your life on the edge, and everyone loves a risk-taker. Next, you add the faux leather belt and you’ll look like more than just a Tarzan wanna-be.Then you can complete this robust transformation with the faux leather wrist cuffs. They are not only there to ensure the safety of your wrists during your feats of strength, but also bring this whole costume together. Finally, we suggest you take a look through our accessories and get your hands on some of our inflatable weights.Also, if you don’t exactly have the hair and facial hair of a strongman, don’t fret. We have a Strongman Wig and Mustache set available as well!Work Hard Play HardLife may seem like a circus from time to time but you don’t clown around. Be the strongest one in town with our exclusive Strongman costume. Your immeasurable strength will steal the show this Halloween!
Clownin' AroundThe Toddler Carnival Clown Costume is an adorable and playful outfit that will make any child look like the life of the party! This costume is made from 100% polyester jersey knit and satin fabrics, which are durable and easy to care for.The jumpsuit is designed with a hook and loop fastener at the center back for easy dressing, and elastic at the ankles and wrists to ensure a snug and comfortable fit. The body of the jumpsuit is made from a soft and stretchy jersey knit fabric, while the sleeves are crafted from shimmering satin and feature colorful, appliqued patches.The finishing touch of this costume is the ruffled satin collar, which has a hook and loop fastener at the back to keep it securely in place. This adds a pop of color and fun to the overall look of the costume, making it stand out in a crowd. The bucket-style hat is the perfect finishing touch, as it adds an extra touch of whimsy to the costume and helps to complete the clown look.This Toddler Carnival Clown Costume is perfect for Halloween, costume parties, or any other occasion where children can dress up and have fun. Whether your child is performing silly antics or just playing with friends, this costume is sure to bring a smile to everyone's face. The bright and cheerful colors, along with the playful design, make this costume perfect for little ones who love to have fun and bring joy to those around them.So why wait? Grab this Toddler Carnival Clown Costume today and watch your child light up the room with their smile and laughter!
In Spiny SplendorThe time has come. Perhaps it is an epic, red-carpet gala. Maybe it is the Halloween party of the decade. It might even be your chance to create a viral video on TikTok that is sure to have everyone watching on repeat. Do you want to make a statement sure to last for ages? Well, that means you'll want to channel the ultimate in sophisticated silhouettes and striking styles! But where will you turn?There's obviously only one answer. You'll be in need of an inflatable dinosaur costume! We know that it seems like a luxurious red dress or dapper black suit and tie are the likely looks for any perfect pic, but if you're looking to leave a legacy, what is better than the creatures that we're still talking about even after millions of years!? So, the only question remaining is which dinosaur to pick!Design & DetailsWe know that you'll be roaring when you pick one of the best dinosaur costumes out there: this Inflatable Stegosaurus costume for adults! This Made By Us design is an easy outfit to jump into and was designed by a team that loves dinosaurs more than most. The bodysuit is printed with a detailed pattern of stripes and scales to give you a unique reptilian look and it zips up the back for easy wear.The magic happens when you power up and activate the fan at your waist. Thanks to elastic at your cuffs and a fully enclosed hood, your Stegosaurus will spring to life in no time and you'll be seeing the world from a prehistoric perspective through the vinyl vision port! Shake your plates on your own or bring in some other dinosaur friends for a group look that will have everyone on Earth amazed!
Flower PowerEveryone agrees, from the birds to the bees: flowers are great. All around, just great to have around. They’re beautiful. They’re unique. They’re simple (until you really think about it. They smell great. They help the bees keep working to pollinate our fruits and veggies, sustaining us needy humans. Yep, flowers are equal parts beautiful and talented. If you want to exude the same sort of happy vibes, you should consider a fun, unique flower pot costume! You’ll practically radiate happiness with whichever flower you choose to plant in your pot!Design & DetailsSo which will it be? Lilies? Sunflowers? The sky’s the limit in this cool Plus Size Flower Pot Costume. Using fabric suspenders to tie the foam flower pot to you at the shoulders, you can use any headpiece that fits your mood or the occasion! The best part about it is that the whole thing is part of our Made By Us collection, so you can rest assured it was crafted with love and care by our in-house design team. You can worry less about quality and more about tending to your flower’s needs!Sunshine StyleSo are you ready to assume your cool new flower persona? Make sure you wake up early to take in the morning sun, soak up all the freshwater you can get, and bury your feet in some dirt. It will be a little...weird at first. But it’s all about getting into character. And when you’re ready with your favorite petals, you can deck out your ensemble with accessories like green legging and cheery makeup.l Don’t want to wear your leafy look by your lonesome. Along with all those accessories, there are a bunch of plant costumes. You could even rock the same pot with different decorations! Two flower buddies, sitting in a garden, photosynthesizing all cool.
Being a good parent is sort of like being a good gardener. If you want to see growth then you have to make sure to tend to your garden or child regularly. Then with enough love and patience, you get the chance to see your child or garden blossom into something more beautiful than you had ever imagined! Well, even if you don’t have much of a green thumb you can still have the most adorable flower anyone has ever seen. How you ask. Easily, with this awesome Sunflower Hood!This lovely accessory can transform your kiddo into the happiest flower your friends and neighbors have ever seen. Everyone will want to know your secret for raising such a joyful flower. Whether it’s plenty of nutrients and sunlight or an open ear and a helpful hand, no one will be able to argue with the smile on your little one’s face!
Wigging OutIt is so hard to get that classic clown look without resorting to dangerous or experimental methods. Sticking a fork in an outlet is hilarious in cartoons, but is far too deadly in real life. It’s not worth the perfectly poofy and crazy hairstyle that clowns love if you have to die to get it!There are some more life-preserving methods, but then you have to wonder if you are going to be able to undo the frizz when you need your hair next, or if you’ll be stuck. Maybe your hair will just stay like that forever if you trust those funny ointments from the snake oil salesman clown. If only there were a way to have removable crazy hair that still looked great…Ahead of the GameGood news everyone! We have developed a way to have removable crazy hair that still looks great! This Funhouse Clown Black and White Wig is both wickedly cool-looking and totally removable. As a bonus, it can even be re-applied to your head! The black and white striations are perfect camouflage if you ever need to steal the scene in an old timey movie, and the conical protrusions are great if you want to pass for a football. All in all, this wig is perfect for any goofy occasions you can think of!
Gummy VibesThe sun is shining. Smooth beats are pumping through the speakers. The air is fresh. And wow! You are so relaxed. Now, we're not saying that you've taken a Cannabis gummy. You could just be having a great day. It just sounds like you're having some wonderful gummy vibes. Congratulations! Heading to a costumed event? Why not spread those good gummy vibes without any skunky whiffs of smoke? This simple costume is easy to throw on for Halloween parties or 420 events. Perfect for promoting dispensaries or simply celebrating your candy of choice, this costume is certainly a vibe!Costume DetailsWe love a tunic costume here! Why? It couldn't be easier to throw on over your own clothing making it perfect for after work parties or impromptu costumed events. This tunic Cannabis Candy Costume is in the shape of a candy bag. The front is printed with big ol' gummy bears and a "Chill Vibes!" label. Your fellow cannabis gummy fans will know exactly where you're coming from. Want a chill look that's ready for any celebration? This tunic costume will be ready to party as soon as it arrives at your door.Sweet SensationsNo matter what you're celebrating, gummy vibes are a fun call. Heading out with a sweet group of friends? Pair up with the rest of our 21 and under-friendly costumes. Heading out with a super chill crowd? We have 420-friendly costumes in stock for every size and style!Looking for radical vibes for your next costumed event? Go ahead and order some gummy vibes!
Sure you play the fool sometimes. But there is a difference between PLAYING the fool, and BEING the fool. And you know this difference well. The fool is the person who does things without thinking about them. The person playing the fool thinks long, and hard about the things that they do well in advance of doing them.But wearing a jester hat (this jester hat maybe?) is a good way to set yourself apart from the person who is the fool. You want everyone to know that playing the fool is just that, acting. And that you are an incredibly talented individual. Heck, you know how to juggle 6 daggers at once. Not just anyone can do that! Usually only those with jester hats on.
Get Happy Being a clown isn't all fun and games. Ok, it is all fun and games, but that itself requires a very special skill set. You've got to be the kind of person who has a warm heart and a love for seeing other people smile and laugh. Which means that if you want to do your job, you've also got to make sure that your outfit looks nothing like the scarier type of clown that occasionally lives in drainage sewers. Product DetailsMake everyone's day happier when you're wearing your exclusive Pastel Women' Diamond Clown Costume! The jumpsuit is made out of form-fitting jersey knit stretch fabric that's just right for riding unicycles. It's printed all over with a pattern of pink and green diamonds against a white background. Pink chiffon ruffles decorate the collar and each sleeve. The matching striped hat is shaped like a cone and topped with a tinsel pom pom. Attached elastic bands allow a means of pinning it to your hair. Ready for Fun People of all ages will be delighted to see a clown that looks like she runs on unicorn magic! Get ready to wow the crowds wearing your uniquely pretty costume. It's a great choice for Halloween, but it's also fun for carnivals, festivals, and theater performances. For that matter, who's to say that you couldn't also wear it to work? HR can't say anything about whether it pushes the bounds of "work wear" when they're smiling from ear to ear.
Grey but GutsyDoes your little one want to dress as her hero? We get it. Who doesn't want to emulate their hero? And Grandma Gertie makes a great hero! She might be no spring chicken but she's definitely still having adventures. She went to Iceland last year and tried pickled shark and sat on an iceberg throne... until she got floated out to sea and had to be rescued by the coast guard. And then there's the time that Gertie heard her granddaughter was going to have a solo in her classes' spring concert and she traveled across three states with her granddaughter's favorite cupcakes. Or there are the simple things like the way she says "hello" like no one else when she talks to her grandkids on the phone. Or the way she gives the best hugs when you come in the door. What else should your little one want in a hero?Details & DesignThis Made by Us Grandma Gertie costume features a classic Grandma outfit that's sized just for your little one. The dress is adorable with a wide wing collar. It's layered under a long sleeve cardigan perfect for when there's a chill in the air. The whole look is topped off with the all-important gray wig and oversized glasses to make your kiddo's look ultra adorable!Never Gets OldFunny that a costume that's all about age never gets old for anyone around, no matter what age they are. Grandma and your kiddo are sure to get plenty of laughs on Halloween. And when this holiday is over, don't be surprised when your kiddo gets out her grey wig and big glasses to granny it up a little. You didn't think an interest in Wheel of Fortune would happen this early in life. But what can you do, a good costume can always change life for the better!
Seasonal SelectionDo you decorate your house for the holiday season? If you do, do you have a favorite theme? Some people love snowmen more than anything. Others love to put figures of Santa Claus all over their houses. Or maybe you like to see penguins everywhere you look! These are all great options, but we have a bit of a soft spot for nutcrackers, too. We’re not really sure why they’re usually dressed like soldiers, but we think there’s something about them that just feels classic. And of course, The Nutcracker ballet has helped to make them a symbol of the season—even if they can’t actually open any chestnuts!Design and DetailsYour little one can be the hero who helps to defeat the Mouse King with this gorgeous Toy Soldier Costume. This dress was Made By Us so your child can have an outfit that will help them feel the holiday spirit anytime they want! The red and blue dress features adorable ruffles on the cuffs and skirt, along with matching gold epaulets, trim, and buttons. The chest straps and belt add fun detail to the outfit, and the traditional hat finishes everything off with a fluffy white feather. Your child will have a great time parading around in this delightful costume—but we do have to caution them against trying to crack nuts with their teeth!
Beboop Bzzzt Clickety BeboopYeah, sometimes your kid comes up with some weird languages. But recently he has been trying to speak like a robot. You can kind of understand what he is trying to say based on what he is pointing at, and what time of day it is. (Yes, buddy, we get it, it's lunch time, we won't forget the grapes.) But, he is so adorable when he is talking like a robot. Heck, you even have a phone full of videos of him doing it.You love his imitation of the robots he sees in movies. The people like ones he saw in Robots, and the lovable EVE, and WALL-E. He even imitates Bender from Futurama, and he only saw him for a minute before you realized your little munchkin had snuck out of bed.Now you can get him a this Retro Robot Costume, so he can look like a robot as he beboop-clickety's you. Play time has never been so adorable. All you will have to do is teach him how to move like a robot. Hopefully he will be more like the compassionate WALL-E than the beer drinking, fire-burping Bender. (Seriously, he only saw him for a minute, and yet he still tries to burp fire.) And the longer your kid speaks his robot language, the easier it should be to understand him. Well, easier to understand everything in addition to lunch time, and the grapes. (Buddy, we won't forget the grapes this time. Promise)
Family dramaYou know how sometimes you get into fights with your big brother, or argue with your parents? Well, Master Lloyd Montgomery Garmadon can definitely relate. After all, his dad, Garmadon, is literally the Lord of Destruction, while Lloyd is the Green Ninja, the Elemental Master of Energy and the leader of the Ninja. They're basically polar opposites. Talk about your awkward family reunions! Some family members might squabble over politics at Thanksgiving dinner, but Lloyd and Garmadon can end up in an all-out battle that threatens to destroy the balance of the entire universe.Maybe you've had the tough responsibility of telling your dad that he's investing in a pyramid scheme, but Lloyd had to actually banish his dad to the Cursed Realm. (We're guessing his dad didn't give him a Christmas present that year.) That's a little worse than telling your dad that his turkey was dry or admitting you returned your birthday present because you just wanted money. And that's not the only time Lloyd and his father have been at odds. Lloyd had to send his dad to prison once after his dad turned into a totally evil monster version of himself. We're guessing that this family goes to a lot of therapy sessions!Product DetailsGet ready for l-loads of fun with this Child's Lego Ninjago Lloyd Legacy Deluxe Costume. The costume looks just like Lloyd's ninja outfit from the Ninjango movie! It's 100 percent polyester and includes a foam overlay to keep the Lego-like shape, a printed green top with foil dragon graphics, green pants, a Lloyd mask and a pair of black Lego minifigure hands.Ready for anything!With this Lego Ninjago Lloyd Legacy Deluxe Costume, your little ninja will be ready for anything, whether that's battling Pyro vipers or just finishing his math homework.
A Sweet Garden SurpriseHave you noticed any witches or wizards lingering around your garden in the past few days? It looks like one of the flower pots got hit with a burst of magic. It's definitely white magic, though, because the result is so amazing! In just one day, the bud in this pot grew to an incredible size (for a flower, anyway). It's also gurgling, babbling, and crawling everywhere. A spell this powerful and adorable is something for the whole family to celebrate!Product DetailsYour little sprout will shine in an exclusive Flower Pot Bunting Infant Costume! The outfit is made from cozy polyester velour and features a bright green top with long sleeves. A velour bottom shaped like a planter is sewn to the hem of the shirt and is backed with foam to help it keep its rounded shape. The included headpiece fastens under the chin. Its orange velour hood is surrounded by oversized yellow velour flower petals. Your baby's face will peek out from the middle like the cutest plant in the world! October Showers Bring Halloween FlowersWhen late fall comes around, the air is filled with magic. Halloween approaches, and crazy, unthinkable things begin to happen. Pumpkins grin with merry or mischievous faces. Witches fly cackling past the full moon, followed by swooping bats. Little ghouls and goblins pour out of their homes in search of yummy candy. And even the flowers in the pots on the front steps get in the fun, toddling - or riding - off in search of new experiences!
We've always wondered why it was universally decided to have all clowns wear a red nose instead of any other color. Is there something about red that is much funnier than purple, orange, or even green? As it turns out, the red makes the nose stand out and look comically larger when up against the white makeup on the rest of the face. That got a little too scientific for us so if you find a funnier reason (they are clowns after all) please be sure to let us know! For now you can look even sillier with this red blinking clown nose. Just flick on the switch and not only will you have a giant red ball for a nose, but it will also light up for an even more fun look. Not really a fan of clowns? This nose works perfectly for a Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer costume as well! We definitely know why that nose is so important!
Evolving AudreyA few of our office staff take horticulture to the next level. Mere succulents at the desk aren't enough. Not one of them is satisfied with your average philodendron. Even a fully flowering cactus still leaves them a bit thorny. But, you know what they say about pet owners that end up looking a bit like their furry friends? Let's just say we couldn't have predicted what would have happened next. It started in Accounting. Audrey was looking just a bit green. (And then viny.) The good news is that there are zero office flies and the rest of the office plants are in full bloom! Product DetailsIf you've got a bit of a green thumb and want to help spread your love for plants to the rest of your friends, you can't go wrong with this Venus Flytrap Jawesome Hat! Pop your head through the bottom hole and into the elastic cap on the top of this unique costume hat. The whole thing is designed to look like a real-to-live man-eating plant! Thanks to the felt teeth and curly vines, you'll be all smiles.Greens for DinnerWhen you give a planter twist to your style thanks to this Jawesome Hat, you'll be one with vegetation everywhere. The only question is whether snacking on broccoli is a moral quandary. We doubt anybody will argue with what kind of diet you have when they get a look at your toothy grin, though!
A Captivating CombinationThere seem to be a list of historical or fictional figures that most kids just think are cool. Almost every child, at some point in their lives, is interested in pirates, knights, pharaohs, ninjas, princesses, cowboys, or the ancient cultures they come from. Ninjas are at the top of the list for a lot of kiddos. Warriors that are careful and sneaky are a fascinating contrast to the bold combat styles of many other cultures. Now combine those warriors with the concept of LEGO sets and children can’t get enough. (Makes sense to us!) Lloyd Garmadon, the legendary Green Ninja, uses this cool sword for many of his adventures, and now your child can be the hero of their own story with it too!Product DetailsIf your kid is a fan of the show or the playsets, this LEGO Ninjago sword will go great with their Lloyd costume! They can perfect their Spinjitzu with this plastic sword like the one that Lloyd wields in season 8 of the show, complete with the ornamental gold tassel. He can swing his sword so fast that you can barely see it, and we’re sure your child will be just as proficient with a little practice. (We recommend hiding any antique vases first, though.)
You can be a man. Discover the wheel, and build the Eiffel tower out of metal and brawn. But above all, be an anchorman! You can take the helm of Channel 4's news team when you suit up in this authentic Ron Burgundy costume. With the panache and bravado of the iconic 70s broadcaster, there's only going to be one phrase on your lips... stay classy, San Diego! This exclusive costume has all of the authentic details from Anchorman The Legend of Ron Burgundy, and with included wig and mustache, you'll look so good that you will even fool Baxter. Don't act like you're not impressed.
Do your pals know you as the risk taker of the group? Are you generally thought of to be unflappable? Do you think that skydiving, base jumping, swimming with sharks, and bungee jumping all sound like a perfectly lovely way to spend a Tuesday? Do you dream of being stunt double?While some may tell you to slow down and tread on life with caution, we say dive in head first! And just to show you’re not afraid of any crash-and-burn scenarios life may throw your way, wear this plus sized crash test dummy costume to your next big costume party! That ought to show those naysayers because as a daredevil, nothing gets you pumped for your next big adventurous feat than someone telling you not to do it. Being told “you can’t do that” is how you got motivated to swim between California and Hawaii and how you finally summited Everest, after all. Honestly, a little car crash testing seems easier than all that.Easiest yet is to put on this blue jumpsuit, mask, and white gloves and become “Larry” for the night. You’ll be unrecognizable by face but our guess is that you will find some party feat by which to distinguish yourself. Just remember, Larry, real cars are not meant to be tested by you. Those are simulations. But on the upside, you probably won’t be mad if folks bump into you all night long.
Safety First Want to dress as a grandma or grandpa for Halloween? That's a fantastically creative idea! But it will require a certain level of showmanship and commitment. Makeup is a good idea for getting the venerable wrinkles that come with age's wisdom. Walking with a shuffle and using a support is also a solid decision. Product DetailsEmbrace your innner old soul when you use your exclusive Inflatable Costume Walker Accessory! Made of durable PVC vinyl, the silver accessory inflates to resemble a metallic walker. It stands approximately forty inches high and probably shouldn't support your entire weight, but it will look very realistic anyway. Respect Your Elders Using this walker may not give you a senior discount, but hopefully it will make everyone treat you with respect. If nothing else, they'll be admiring of your incredible costume. Don't forget to call everyone "whippersnapper" and remind them that it was so much better in the old days.
A Prickly PredicamentPicture this. You find yourself stuck in the middle of the desert without food, water, or friends. What do you do? Tough question, isn't it? Well, here's what we'd do! First, you need to make friends with the locals. The desert is filled mostly with lizards, bugs, and snakes, so you're going to want to wear something that will make them feel at ease. If you can make them feel at ease with your presence, you should be able to strike up a casual conversation with a scorpion, who will definitely help you find water and shelter from the sun!That's why we recommend keeping this Cactus Headband handy at all times! Any time you randomly get lost in the desert, you can just pop this headband on and the desert critters are sure to warm up to you!Product DetailsThis simple headband comes with two small cactus-shaped ornaments on the top. Each one has a little flower on the side. Just place it on your head and you'll look right at home in the desert, ready to mingle with the local creatures... but maybe it's better if you don't follow our desert advice about trying to befriend scorpions in the wild and just use this as a cute hat to add to your costume instead!
Do you like potato chips? Perhaps you have a soft spot for the salty snacks. There’s nothing wrong with liking a salty treat every now and then. Heck, we all like to indulge sometimes. But, what if you are a potato? Does that make it wrong to snack on salty potato chips?The jury’s still out on that one. We tend to think that snacks are a matter of personal taste and that it shouldn’t matter if you are a potato or not - snacks are free game. So, dress us up as a potato, give us a big bag of potato chips, and don’t run off and tell the kids!Create a quick and inexpensive couples costume with this Mr. and Mrs. Potato head kit! The set includes a Mr. Potato Head hat, Mrs. Potato Head hat, and two eye stickers, two nose stickers, a teeth sticker, lips sticker, and a mustache sticker. The self-adhesive felt stickers have a peel-off backing for easy use. Mr. Potato head has a green polyfoam baseball cap while Mrs. Potato Head has a yellow polyfoam visor with white fabric flowers. Use them to decorate a plain T-shirt to create your own funny Halloween costume. Whether you want to get a laugh this Halloween or need to dress up for a theme party, this easy costume is the perfect choice for getting ready in a hurry.
Follow the FootprintsDid you hear the news? It's almost too incredible to believe, but apparently scientists have uncovered fresh tracks that appear to indicate that a modern-day cavewoman is in the area! Either that, or it may be a clown or an ogre, or some unknown creature. The scientists are still arguing. Regardless of which it is, everyone is dying to get a look! Product DetailsHide your tracks with this set of exclusive Funny Feet Costume Shoes for Women! Quirky and fun, the slide slippers are made of molded vinyl and resemble a pair of extra-large feet with bright red toenails. The outer soles feature a textured, anti-slip surface. Toe the Line No matter what costume you choose, these feet would be a hilarious addition to your ensemble! Best of all, you don't even need to worry about refreshing your pedicure, because these accessories have you (literally) covered. You can focus on other important matters, like discovering fire and inventing the wheel.
I’m blue, da ba dee, da ba daa, Da ba dee, da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee, da ba daa, da ba dee, da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee, da ba daaWe took a survey around the office, and Eiffel 65’s crossover Eurodance earworm “Blue” (helpfully subtitled “Da Ba Dee”) was the number-one song we’d all call into Radio Disney to request when we were kids. Your child will be singing its catchy strains again in no time in this Blue Second Skin.Maybe, like Tobias Fünke from Arrested Development, your child is gripped by a desire to join the Blue Man Group. While we haven’t heard that the New York performance art trio-gone-Vegas mainstays are accepting junior members, this Blue Second Skin has got to be just about the best way for your kid to get a head start practicing what it’s like to be blue all the time––and without getting blue paint all over everything they come into contact with. There’d be no question of whether or not they’d brushed their teeth if everything they touched was stained blue, but it doesn’t really seem worth the trade-off in Mr. Clean Magic Erasers.Don’t just feel blue––be blue in this form-fitting jumpsuit. Your talented kid can start a musical group, a miming troupe, or just be the person having the most fun at the party because no one can tell who you are. If your child likes to blend into the ocean, the sky, and amidst Smurfs, they’re sure to feel at home in this Blue Second Skin. If nothing else, they can be the “before” picture to Violet Beauregarde’s blueberry transformation.
Can We Keep It? Hey everybody! Look what we found at the animal shelter! We know, we know, we said that we were going to find a nice, small kitten, but wait till you see how friendly this guy is! He's mostly house-trained (except for gnawing on sofas like they're chew toys), doesn't make any messes (unless you count all the accidents he causes when people catch sight of it in public) and is much more fun than taking the bus! So can we keep it? We'll change its newspapers and everything! Product DetailsThe sky's the limit in this Inflatable Riding-A-Pteranodon Costume for Kids! The inflatable outfit is made of sturdy fabric and has an attached fan mounted on the back. It's shaped like the famous beaked dino, complete with outspread wings and a red horn. Step into it like you're putting on a pair of pants and fasten the drawstring around your waist. A pair of fake legs is sewn to the costume to look like you're riding on top. A pair of reins is attached to the neck. The Best Pet on the Block Dogs, cats, hamsters, and even the occasional snake are lots of fun, but who do you know that has a flying dinosaur for a pet? Imagine what you can do with your new steed. One of the best things of all is making people do double-takes when they watch you walk by. Not even other trick or treaters will be able to believe their eyes!
This Way To the Crystal CastleHave you heard? Trolls are tromping out of their shadowlands and wreaking havoc in lollipop valley. What we need is a royal meeting of Princess Sparkle and King Grumpenstuph to make peace in the kingdom again. How can the princess get to the Crystal Castle for an emergency meeting as fast as possible? Well, she'll call on her trusty stead, of course! The loyal unicorn will take her across the Misty Marshes, over the Ruby Mountains, and through the Witches Forest without a scratch. Fast as the wind, the princess and her unicorn will be at the Crystal Castle and ready to meet with the Troll king at first light tomorrow morning!Costume DetailsIs your little princess ready for a wild, unicorn adventure? This inflatable unicorn is sure to transport her to a land of make-believe for your next costumed event. The costume is surprisingly easy to slip on. Your child's legs go into the back legs of the unicorn, letting her navigate wherever she wants to go. Fake princess legs are inflated on the top, making it look like your child in the saddle. The fan keeping the costume inflated runs on four AA batteries that are stored in a pocket one of the legs of the costume. Be sure and use the pocket provided to prevent the batteries from overheating. Adjust the direction of the fan and secure the drawstrings before heading out to ensure you get your best inflatable experience! Topped off with a conical princess hat, this will be a fairytale costume your kiddo will never forget!Once Upon a TimeIf make-believe comes easily to your kiddo, now you can be a part of her magical adventures! You'll love watching your child gallop around with this shiny unicorn. Perfect for princess parties and trick-or-treating, you can be sure your next costumed event will live happily ever after in your family lore!
Pick of the PatchWelcome to the flower garden! As you can see, we have any bloom your heart desires within our well-kept raised beds. Roses nod their blushing heads in the far corner, wafting beautiful scents on the morning breeze. Snapdragons grin smugly from their rich soil, standing stiff and upright away from the cheerfully sprawling petunias. Everything from azaleas to zinnias grows happily, waiting to be picked for a beautiful arrangement - what's that? Oh, that one is a Toddlerius Sunflowerius! Very rare, yes. Besides being super cute, it tends to giggle a lot, chase the butterflies, and resist being watered because it's too much like bathtime. It's definitely our favorite! Product DetailsA rose by any other name would smell as sweet, but any other costume than this exclusive Flower Toddler Costume might be less fitting to your little one's blooming personality! The green jumpsuit is softer than a fresh-mown lawn, and comes with a pair of green mitts and shoe covers. Big fabric leaves ring the collar, and a slip-on hood resembling the petals and center of a sunflower frames your sweetie's adorable face. Flower PowerPlants are amazing! They smell delicious, clean the air, and make us happy. While your little one might not always smell fresh as a daisy, we bet that he or she is fantastic at making everyone laugh and smile. It might be a little late in the year to see the sap-and-chlorophyll version of the plant, but lucky Halloween aficionados will love spotting this fabulous flower around their neighborhoods!
You've spent years studying the clown arts, how to entertain a group of 8 year olds, how to make a crying baby happy again, how to distract from a crying baby when that doesn't work, every class! No one appreciates how difficult it is to get into clown college. Your parents are dismissive, your significant other... well, what significant other? You've been too busy all these years studying, following your passion, there hasn't been time for romance, or even meeting people outside of your clown class.Now you've graduated and you need the right outfit! You've truly earned this timeless colorful classic. This costume features circus-like red and yellow striped pants with patches and a block color blue and yellow patched shirt with a red collar. The hours and hours of clown night school, the endless homework, even how Clown Bozo would needle you about your imperfect balloon giraffe, it was all leading up to this ensemble. Bozo is gone and your giraffes are flawless. It's time to shine... those giant shoes of yours. You want to look good, don't you?So put them all on notice. That's right, everyone: the birthday parties, the bar/bat mitzvahs, the dog parties, even the book clubs! It's time for you to be celebrated for your skills. It's time to stand up and declare "Yes! Now is the time of the clown!" You think that big red nose is easy to put on day after day? Of course not. It's the hardest job in the world. But you do it because you love it. You do it for the smiles on all those little faces. You do it because darn it someone has to, and you're the only clown for the job. So make those people smile!
Everything Was BiggerOh yes, it's true. Everything was much bigger during the prehistoric days. It had to be! From dinosaurs to woolly mammoths, all animal life had some truly epic proportions. When you're competing with those giant creatures, you have to be big to survive. Heck, even early cavemen were packing some pretty epic... uh, shall we call them "surprises" that were hiding under their rudimentary garments. People have forgotten just how big things used to be back then! Maybe it's about time that you reminded everyone just how huge things were!Product DetailsThis Men's Boner the Caveman Costume comes with everything you need to show the world the epic size of prehistory! The men's costume comes with a simple caveman outfit, which includes the faux fur tunic top and the tiger print shorts. The really gargantuan portion of this costume comes in the form of a giant-sized, prosthetic... manhood. It's stuffed and features a light flesh tone color and attaches near your waist. It has the "whole business" down there, if you catch our drift. If you don't catch our drift... we mean that it comes with faux testicles. There. We said it. it comes with giant, fake testicles to go along with the manhood. Pair it up with some disheveled hair and few of our caveman bone accessories and you can fully transform into "Boner the Caveman!"Not a Costume for GrandmaListen, we'll be extremely frank with you on this one. Grandma's not gonna like this costume. It's probably a bad idea to show up to the family costume party wearing this if she's planning on coming. We recommend wearing this sort of outfit when you're going to be around like-minded adults... who also happen to be interested in learning about the extra-large sizing of things during the prehistoric times.
How Slow Can You Go? Sloths aren't so great at track meets and you'll never see one compete in the Indy 500, but boy are they champions at taking the scenic route. Sloths move so slowly that they frequently forget where they were originally planning to go and just decide to catch a few zzz's instead. Are they relatable or what? Product DetailsDo things at your own speed when you wear this laugh-out-loud Inflatable Sloth Costume for Adults! The one-piece outfit is made of sturdy white and brown polyester windbreaker fabric with a zipper up the back that makes it easy (although not necessarily fast) to get in and out of. A fan installed behind your left hip keeps you inflated for as long as you're wearing the costume, and the fully enclosed feet, complete with faux sloth toes, ensures that minimal air escapes. Two attached sloth arms inflate until they stick out to each side as though ready for a giant sloth hug. Human-sized brown mitts are attached to each arm so that you can use your own hands. The fully enclosed oversized head is printed with eyebrows, eyes, a nose, and the mouth is fitted with a clear plastic viewing port. You'll need to be able to see in order to pick out the perfect location for napping. Rest Is BestWhy join the rat race when you could look amazing while chilling on a comfortable branch. Zip up your costume and then give yourself permission to relax. Putting on an outfit this awesome is the only "work' you need to do today.
Scary or Total RiotWhen it comes to clowns, there’s no in-between. They’re either a wacky buffoon that makes you laugh uncontrollably at the mere sight of them, or they’re a walking nightmare that will haunt your thoughts for years to come. You never hear about clowns like Zuppo, the painfully average clown or Tad, the moderately boring clown. That’s why if you plan on being a clown (scary or funny), then you need to go all out!Of course, the start to any great clown costume lies with selecting the right makeup kit. That means you need to be audacious and you need some bright colors, whether you’re trying to entertain or scare.Product DetailsThis deluxe clown makeup kit is a professional makeup kit that includes everything you need to create the perfect clown look. It comes with a crème foundation, along with 4 vibrant crème contour shades, including blue, red, orange and black. It also comes with an eye lining pencil, a make-up brush and face powder. A powder puff and latex sponges are also included for your convenience. Finally, a clown now and a set of instructions are included to help kick start your clown look.
Spotlight ReadyDoes your little one know how to run the show? Well, sometimes it can seem like it. Use a little imagination and you might be able to tell yourself that Jake the cat is napping in the sun on that stool because your ringmaster daughter told him to "stay there!". A little imagination can convince your daughter and her friends that they've got their very own circus. How different is jumping rope from jumping through hoops? Walking the balance beam at the park is a little like tight rope walking. And if you swing high enough and close your eyes at the top, isn't that a little like swinging on the trapeze. All you have to do is make some popcorn and an everyday playdate could become a big top adventure. Make the vision complete with the right Halloween costume this year!Product DetailsThis ringmaster costume is sleek with rich colors, textures, and gold accents. The jacket has broad cuffs, a wide collar, and an elegant peplum that splits into tails. The jacket secures with gold buttons and a braid loop, over a diamond-patterned vest. The tops are paired with a top hat, black pants, and a baton to make sure the show stays on track. Top Ticket in TownThis look is both fun and fabulous, which makes it perfect for girls who still like to play but are growing up faster than you'd ever believe. If your little ringmaster wants to go trick-or-treating with siblings that match her look, we've got plenty of circus costumes to match this one. From clowns to lions and even a strongman, kids of all ages can join her traveling show. The best part? This ticket only costs a couple pieces of candy. That's a pretty good deal if you ask us!
Sheer PerfectionWhen you chose to become a clown, you didn't want anything to get between you and the artform. You'd master the skills, prove your talents, and get audiences rolling with laughter without dressing like a giant pear in a candy wrapper.Of course, that doesn't mean discarding the colorful tradition of circus clown wardrobes. It just means simplifying and streamlining. You want the look to let you move easier, ensuring your slapstick routines don't miss a beat, and your balloon animals don't get lost in billowy fabrics that rival the big top.Design & DetailsAchieve your circus performance goals with this Women's Sheer Clown Costume! The Made By Us exclusive comes with two stylish pieces that ensure your look is nothing but playful. The top of the costume is a midriff shirt with decorative buttons that stretch from collar to hem. Made with sheer white material with a rainbow polka-dot print and featuring a bright white bandeau, the top is a modern fit for the Big Top!The included skirt is made with the same fabrics as the top and features a white knit base layer and a multicolored tulle petticoat that perfectly complements the ensemble's polka dots. Light yellow suspenders are attached at the elastic waist of the skirt and add a classic touch to the outfit. Meanwhile, an included pre-tied necktie wears securely by its elastic neckband.Clown Costume IdeasLet nothing interfere with your clowning talents when you choose this exclusive Sheer Clown Costume for your Halloween celebrations! Paired with a bright pair of tights, a colorful wig, and your favorite pair of shoes, you'll have everything you need to wow any crowd!
A Solar SuperstarThe sun is sort of our hero. It's crazy, we know, but just think about it! On a cloudy day, everything can seem a bit gloomy. It can be hard to even drag yourself out of bed on days like that! Then, without warning, the sun bursts through the clouds to add a bright glow to everything around! It's like a huge weight being lifted off of the world when the sun shines his rays on the Earth. The sun is sort of like that guy at the party who livens up the whole place the second he walks through the door. Can you imagine what it would be like to be the sun?Well, that's a question that we've pondered quite a bit! In fact, we dreamed about it so much, we decided to make a costume about it. Our costume designers got to work to capture the essence of the sun in this Inflatable Sun Costume!Design & DetailsThis Made by Us costume helps you be your brightest self! Taking inspiration from the big yellow ball in the sky, this costume comes with a lively yellow suit. It's made out of a windbreaker fabric with elastic in the neck, arms, and legs to make an airtight seal. The suit has a small attached fan with a battery pack. Flip the switch and the costume inflates in just a few minutes! The outer edge has some nice, wavy sun rays to help you look like a summer day! You'll be looking so bright, you might even need to break out your sunglasses!The Yellow DwarfOf course, this Inflatable Sun Costume isn't just for those looking to brighten up the mood. It's also a great option for astronomy buffs who happen to love yellow dwarf stars! Hmm... you could even join a Seven Dwarves group as a hilarious pun idea. Or enlist a friend to be your moon for a sun and moon Halloween Costume!
When it comes to Jester Skull Canes, there are two schools of thought. The more traditional school is serious about jester skulls, writing them into plays, for instance, so that the main character can make contemplative speeches about life and death. But more modern attitudes toward jester skulls are a little less reverent. That's why this particular Jester Skull Cane gets to be so much more fun!Ashes to ashes, and to everything there is a season, and so on. But wouldn't a normal skull cane be enough to make most people to slow down and ponder life's mysteries? Why would you need to add a diabolical jester's cap and hypnotic black-and-white striping for that? You wouldn't! So this isn't your grandparents' Jester Skull Cane. It's a sinister baton made for a wicked-looking agent of chaos and lover of mayhem, or the unrepentant ringmaster of a high-octane thrill circus!
The Theory of CutenessWhy are koalas so cute? One reason is their totally adorable appearance, which is characterized by their round, fluffy ears, small noses, and stocky build. Their soft, fluffy fur also contributes to their cute appearance. Another reason for their cuteness is their slow, relaxed lifestyle and calm, gentle demeanor. (We wish we could trade places with a koala for a day.) They're also peaceful animals that like to laze around all day, which also speaks to our innermost desires!If you're looking to embody the adorable nature of Australia's most lovable animal, then this Adult Inflatable Koala Costume is a great choice! The cute costume inflates in an instant, so you'll be ready to lounge around in cute style in no time.Product DetailsThis adult inflatable costume is designed with a built-in fan on the side of it. The costume is made of a lightweight, flexible material and is sealed to create an airtight chamber. When the fan or air pump is activated, it pumps air into the costume, causing it to inflate and take on the shape of a cute koala bear. You can wear your regular clothes underneath, making it easy to suit up!The costume only takes a few minutes to inflate, and has a grey and white exterior inspired by the classic Koalas! Once inflated, you leave the fan on while you enjoy the costume. The head has a generous opening for your face, but still creates an airtight seal with elastic.More Inflatable FunInflatable costumes are a quick and easy way for you to dress up as your favorite characters, whether it's a cute Australian animal like this koala or a big scary dinosaur! Be sure to check out our full selection of inflatable costumes to create a total animal party!
Jesters are fun, right?! They're like if someone took a clown, an acrobat, and a stand up comedian, and squished them together into a one-man party starter. What if a little “evil” got mixed in there, too? We don't want to think about how spooky that would be, but your kid can dress up in this Evil Jester Costume and spread some scares instead of laughs!Being an evil jester takes more than just a freaky outfit and mask. It takes a mischievous attitude, and a real sense of what gives people the heebie jeebies. Your little scare-er can't expect to have everyone's hair standing on end on their first day. Like anything worth doing right, it's going to take practice. But, evil jesters are more than just scary, otherwise they would just be regular old monsters. They also have to be kinda funny, like they creep people out while making them laugh nervously as they back away. That's the really tough part of being a scary trickster. We can't think of a good example of this (like we said before, we don't like thinking about how spooky they are) but once your kid is dressed up in this costume, we bet they'll figure out the perfect balance between silly and scary in no time.This costume is sure to add the right vibe to your little one's creepy court jester routine. The black and red colors on the outfit seem innocent enough, but one look at the devilish skull mask will make everyone nervous about their next trick. Will they do a juggling act, or tell a joke, or something much more sinister? Whatever it is, it'll be a scream!
Alien EssentialsTraveling to new places can feel very alien, especially if you’ve hopped planets! New customs, strange faces, and sensations your various sense receptors have never experienced before can have you asking to be taken to someone in charge ASAP. We get it. And we wanted to make sure visitors from any planet, or alternate universe felt a bit more comfortable on their journey. How, you ask? With this exclusive Cosmic Planet Costume Accessory Purse!Design & DetailsCarry a piece of home with you, wherever you go, when you add this costume accessory to your collection. This unique round purse is the stylish security blanket every space explorer and alien enthusiast needs! Our in-house designers paired a shimmery lilac vinyl with a high-gloss pink and neon yellow vinyl to create an out-of-this-world bag shaped like Saturn. A zipper at the top of the purse offers a safe place to keep your interplanetary travel essentials. Meanwhile, an attached, adjustable shoulder strap allows you to tighten or loosen the bag for your comfort.Packed to PartyWhether you’re headed for the stars or looking for a cool way to finish your alien Halloween costume, this Made By Us Cosmic Planet Purse is a must-have! Pack the essentials in the zippered pouch, and you’re ready to rocket off to your next costume party or galactic shindig!
Move Over, Horses!Some people dream of riding horses. They're loyal creatures that can gallop through just about any terrain. Us? We'd much rather ride a tiger. Sure, tigers might not be as easy to train and most of them probably wouldn't really love it if a human hitched a ride on them... but we can dream, right?Well, any child who is a dreamer, just like us, may have thought about riding a tiger around! This inflatable costume helps turn that dream into a reality for your little one!Product DetailsYour child can become the ultimate beast-tamer when wearing this Inflatable Ride a Tiger Costume for kids. The costume is constructed out of orange, airtight, windbreaker fabric with printed black stripes all over the exterior. Your child's legs go through the top portion, which fits with an elastic drawstring around the waist. It even has a pair of legs "dressed" in camouflage that dangle down on each side.When fully inflated, the costume makes it appear like your child is riding on the back of a tiger. Just flip the switch on the built-in fan, and the costume will begin to slowly inflate. The fan is attached to the costume and should continue running while using the costume to maintain inflation. When your child is all done using it, just turn the fan off and the costume will slowly deflate.How to Accessorize Your Tiger?One of the great things about this Ride a Tiger Costume is that your child can customize it in a number of different ways. If your child wants to look like a safari explorer, then just add one of our pith hats. To look like a warrior riding into battle on a tiger, check out our toy swords. You can even it pair it up with a caveman costume to give your child a completely prehistoric style.
RESPECT YOUR ELDERSKids are told time and time again that wisdom needs to be listened to and that they should prize the folks who have walked the world longer than they. Give the elders respect and adhere to the insight that they have to give. Do what they say! That's a lot of almost oppressive obligation for a kid to listen to and many are going to resist the effort. They might even try to come up with ways to turn the tables. Of course, a particularly clever tyke might just turn that entire thing up on its end and transform into your old folks in order to get away with all sorts of trouble. It isn't that we want to encourage such behavior or would delight in hearing the story of what happened, but... that's definitely true! And we're pretty sure that your kiddo (and even you) will love the whole experience.PRODUCT DETAILSLet your tyke see just what it is like to be walking around on aching bones when you help them transform into a cranky old man with this Old Man Boy's Costume Kit. This set of wavy gray wig, old-fashioned bow tie, and clip suspenders will give your kiddo the beginnings of a quantum leap! Before long, they'll be looking for their walking cane, demanding their rocking chair, and offering you some Werther's Originals while telling you tales from the old days back on the recess fields of elementary school! ALL WITHOUT A CURSED BODY-SWAPYou'll be able to enjoy watching your kid hobble around and demand that all the "young kids" get off their lawn when they transform into a crotchety old man with this disguise kit. How often can you give your kiddo the opportunity to see life from another person's perspective without it involving a weird cursed object or misspoken wish that turns into a Freaky Friday kind of situation!? Take this opportunity while it is available!
The Ultimate ChallengeThe buzzer sounds and....bam! The gates open and the contestant comes out, barely holding onto his bucking steed's reins! This isn't your typical bull and this isn't your average rodeo, though! Someone had the bright idea to make it prehistoric-themed and to go back in time to find real raptors for the most extreme ride ever! If you stay on top for ten seconds, you're a champion! Whether you win or lose, you still have to avoid being eaten by the raptor as you dismount. Product DetailsHave the coolest ride of all when you wear your Adult Inflatable Riding-A-Red-Raptor Costume! Step into the outfit like you're putting on a pair of pants and tie the drawstring around your waist. When fully inflated, the costume looks like a raptor with black and red scales, standing on two feet with its tail jutting out behind. It's open mouth is full of fake fangs. fake legs make it look like you're riding on top and brown reins are attached to the dino's neck. Git Along, Little DinosYou're trapped inside a theme park filled with hungry dinosaurs, but you don't lose your head for one second. Instead, you bide your time until you can jump on top of the nearest raptor and ride it to safety! Be careful, kids. This stunt looks easy, but it's actually being done by a trained professional. Please don't try this at home (or with a dino that's made of anything but fabric and lots of air).
We’ve all walked into the club and just tossed all sorts of money in the air, because, let’s face it, we all have way too much money to spend it all by ourselves, right? Yeah, no that’s not us either. Usually after we check our bank account, we try to dry our tears on the dish towel we got from our parents before we left for college, and should have replaced a long time ago. We all still dream about making it rain at least once in our lives though, right? Well we might have found a solution. Just grab a bunch of this fake money. It’s much cheaper than the original so it will make even the poorest of us feel like a high roller when they’re in the club tossing fistfuls of it into the crowd. Not convinced it’s the same thing? Imagine being out on the ski slopes. Sometimes it doesn’t snow quite enough for the experience to be great, so the workers are required to make artificial snow to fill in the gaps. Snow is basically rain, and we call money rain when we toss it in the air. Therefore, per science, it’s the same thing. Just don’t try convincing the waiter of that when your bill comes.
If the Clown Shoe FitsDespite its name, Clown College wasn't all fun and games. It was a lot of hard work. Sure, there were the fun courses, like juggling and face painting. But there was also a surprising amount of math and physics applied, like getting 6 full-sized clowns into that tiny car. It's not just luck or practice—there are actual calculations involved! There were more tedious courses, like the History of Clowning, which required diligent note-taking and stressful exams, and the Timing of Clowning taught you the subtle art of humor. After all that exertion and hard work, you deserve to celebrate your graduation!Nothing says "welcome to official clownhood" more than a brand new pair of Red Jumbo Clown Shoes! So treat yourself to this perfect pair and enjoy your new life as a licensed and fully-trained clown. Of course, now that these giant shoes are involved, all your calculations may need to change to fit you into that clown car...these shoes take up a lot of space!Product DetailsWhether you're a real clown or this is your Halloween costume, this pair of shiny, red and yellow shoes is a must! They are lightweight for easy movement, and the laces tie on top for a secure fit. Happy clowning!
Funny BusinessNice clowns are kind of amazing when you think about it. They're adept comedy performers who can put on a hilarious show while wearing a flashy and impractical getup complete with ruffles and red plastic noses. On the other hand, evil clowns are kind of amazing too. How do they manage to sneak up on people while wearing those shoes? Product DetailsDo as much clowning around as you want while wearing your exclusive Deluxe Clown Shoes for Adults! The Oxford-style shoes come with red laces and have lightly textured anti-skid heels. The uppers are made of blue, yellow, and red faux patent leather and the shoes come with red laces. Silliest Foot ForwardIf you're planning to run away to join the circus, or just planning a clown costume for Halloween, you'll need the right accessories! Add these shoes to your water-squirting flower and your colorful, curly wig, and you'll be ready to step into the circus ring.
Lil CutieBecoming a clown is more about natural charisma and character than about any formal training that you could get at clown school. That is what makes babies such naturals when it comes to clowning around. Well, to be fair, they get tons of practice as well.Still, we are sure that your baby will be the cutest of them all when wearing this adorable costume. The only thing still needed now is an even smaller clown car!Product DetailsMaking sure you are dressed right for any occasion is very important, which is why we recommend setting yourself up right with this Girls Infant Kooky Lil Clown Costume. The one piece dress and hat have all the adorable elements that you are looking for in a kooky clown costume. The striped details of this costume go perfectly with the black and white spots, as well as the bright red buttons and appliqued ribbon "suspenders." This costume is both comfortable and stylish, so we are sure you will love it as much as your baby does. Turning your child into the cutest clown in the whole world might not seem like too big of a stretch, and you will be right when you have this cool and cute costume!Funny LookingIf you are searching for the perfect way to look classic and original, then you are in the right place. You will feel like a winner in this cool and comfortable costume. Just make sure you have a camera handy to capture all those especially clowny moments on film!