Kids Cactus Costume
1213246768$59.99
Happy with the JavelinasThe desert isn't for everyone. Some people just don't understand the appeal of sand, wind, and sun. But some people, such as your kiddo, are drawn to the wide-open spaces of the west. They love the creatures of the landscape. The little lizards that skitter on sun-warmed rocks, the quail mommas that hurry into the underbrush with their chicks in a line behind her, the coyotes that howl just after the sun goes down. Let's not forget the little piggies of the desert, the javelinas. Every desert creature is special. And because of that, it would be hard for your desert-loving child to decide which animal to dress up for on Halloween night. Instead of dressing up as an animal, why not offer them a brilliant solution? By disguising themself as the iconic Saguaro cactus, they can watch all the wild desert goings-on. Think of this cactus costume as a backstage pass to all the desert drama!Details & DesignThis Kid's Cactus Costume has a unique look designed by our in-house creative team. The hooded bodysuit covers his or her whole body and zips up the front, making it a quick look to change into. The sleeves fold over their hands with simple slits so their fingers can still function for trick-or-treating. Which is pretty darn important! The trunk of the cactus jumpsuit ends in two shoe covers that will cover whatever footwear kind of footwear they'd like. Topped off with a pink bloom, this cactus is sure to be a hit with javelinas and neighbors, alike!West is BestFalling in love with all things western is easy to do. It's a fascination that's usually life long. That's why having a simply shaped costume that your boy or girl can wear year after year is a great thing. Because even if your child is living in the big city with all of its concrete trappings, this Cactus Costume will make them feel much closer to the wide-open spaces they crave!
Crash Test Dummy Costume
1265316276$44.99
You could learn a lot from a Dummy. Buckle your safety belt.Everyone drives like a dummy sometimes. Well maybe not everybody, but a lot of people do. However, even if you are a good driver, you can still get into a car accident. It might just be worth it to take some advice from a dummy about safety belts.You used to love Larry, and Vince. (Larry a little more, because Vince was always ready to quit.) It was so exciting whenever they were on the TV. Sure they were telling you to buckle up, but they were doing it in a cool way. By showing you what happens to dummies when they don't wear their seat belts. They went flying through the windshield. Their arms, or legs becoming detached. Their car being demolished.This year you can bring Larry back. Dress up in this Crash Test Dummy Costume, and tell people about vehicle safety. Tell them about the dangers of not buckling up. Tell them all about what happens if you put small children in the front seat of a car. Remind them that airbags are pretty great, but you still need your safety belt on to be safe. So, throw on this costume, and watch some Crash Test Dummy commercials from the 80s, and 90s to brush up on your safety tips. Be warned though, you are not as easily repaired as Larry once was.
Men's Funny Feet Costume Shoes
1305591901$14.99
Small Change, Maximum Effect We don't pay a lot of attention to feet, usually. That's why it's such a fun idea to change them super subtly. After all, your face gets masks, your hands get gloves, and the rest of your body gets costumes. Why limit your feet to boring, normal shoes? Product DetailsPut your best foot forward in this pair of Funny Feet Costume Shoes for Men! Made of sturdy vinyl, the slide-style slippers are molded to look like bare human feet with oversized toes and big veins. The outer soles feature a textured, anti-slip surface. Twinkle Toes If you brought these feet to a podiatrist, he or she would probably be a little worried for you. But if you wear them with a Halloween costume, they're sure to be a hit. Add these to an outfit and watch your friends try to hide their double-takes when they see your funny flippers.
Kid's Tornado Costume
1213237801$49.99
You always knew your child was going to take the world by storm, but you never thought it would be literal. But when they came to you saying they wanted to be a F10-level swirling vortex of destruction when they grew up, you knew you had to encourage them to follow their dreams. You would be the worst hypocrite if you told them for years they could be anything, only to balk when they said that thing was a tornado.Secretly, of course, you have your doubts. The job market for tornados seems slim at best. What company is going to need a tornado’s talents? Your kid might be able to get an odd job here or there clearing forests or demolishing houses, but that work can’t be very steady, can it? And sure, Hollywood always needs strong forces of nature for its disaster movies, but show business is so hard to break into—even for a tornado that breaks through everything—and the world of entertainment is so fickle. One moment, a tornado could be starring in something as prestigious as Twister; the next, it could be relegated to Sharknado. You don’t want your kid to get sucked into such a rollercoaster.Nevertheless, you always said you’d support your kid, and you’re going to support your kid through this, too (even though you hope it’s just a phase). The first step is purchasing this Child Tornado Costume to really help your kid get into the tornado mood. The white polyfoam tunic has shoulder straps on the inside and is overlaid with spiraled strips of black and white nylon netting. It comes with cutouts of different buildings, which can be tucked into and behind the netting strips. It’s the perfect costume for your little whirling dervish!
Adult Inflatable Ride a Tiger Costume
1271919326$99.99
Tiger TimeRiding on a tiger as an adult sure sounds exciting and adventurous! It may look a bit ridiculous and comical, but adults who climb up onto the back of tiger, with their impressive striped fur and majestic ears, may be in for a surprise! Not every tigers is cool with a human riding on their back, and you might get bit! But still... humans often dream about it.Not only would it it offer you an incredible rush of adrenaline, it would also be a standout experience amongst adults, much different than the day-to-day activities most adults undertake. Well, now, with this Inflatable Ride a Tiger Costume, you can have your chance at riding a tiger without having to deal with the real thing.Product DetailsTake a gander at this ingenious Adult Inflatable Ride a Tiger Costume! Whether you use it for Halloween, a wild in-person-themed party, or an online event like Zoom, this costume will turn you into the life of any party. Lightweight and airtight, this one-piece costume is made from windbreaker-like material to keep your costume inflated and perfectly shaped.The motorized fan housed inside the costume will have you ready to "roar" in 60 seconds or less—just switch on the power, and you'll be ready to go! Featuring black stripes just like a real tiger, bounce down the street in style with your very own amazing tiger costume that won't get tired!Wild OptionsOnce you're dressed up like a tiger rider, it's time for an adventure in the jungle! Just pair this costume up with some of our tropical safari costumes to transform yourself into a famous explorer. Add a pith hat and you're ready to go. Or maybe you're trying to dress up like a certain famous tiger trainer? Well, this Ride a Tiger costume is a great start!
Fool All Braces Fake Teeth
1238353839$19.99
Hey, is there any broccoli stuck in my braces? You might be asking yourself, "why wear fake braces?" Back in the 80's it might not have been cool to have a nerdy look, but these days, geek is the new chic so why not embrace it? These fake teeth with attached braces will definitely fool all. Just throw on a pair of thick glasses, a bow tie, and a tiny pocket calculator to add some nerdy style to your ensemble.You don't have to worry about these fake teeth falling out and blowing your cover, because your teeth will come with a set of instructions and mouth adhesive. You may have a slight lisp while these bad boys are in, but hey, that will only up your geek factor so...you're welcome! The perfect accessory to add to any geek inspired costume or just throw them in whenever just to get a few laughs from your friends.
Red Clown Wig
1213236166$9.99
Clowns are not around to scare the crap out of people, but sometimes they do. They really just want to make you giggle and have fun. But, let's face it clown phobia is a real thing. People lock their doors, and pull the covers over their heads to avoid the cheerful entertainers. Let's calm down and join our fellow humans, if clowns are humans, and make some cute balloon animals. Then, we can learn how to dance the jig in shoes that are over-sized. You can bring out your inner joyous clown in the Red Clown Wig. Don't worry, no clowns were harmed in the making of this beautiful red afro, the wig contains 100 percent synthetic hair. The mesh net lining allows the wearer extra comfort while they ride unicycles, and clown around.
Boys Old Man Costume Kit
1265312125$24.99
RESPECT YOUR ELDERSKids are told time and time again that wisdom needs to be listened to and that they should prize the folks who have walked the world longer than they. Give the elders respect and adhere to the insight that they have to give. Do what they say! That's a lot of almost oppressive obligation for a kid to listen to and many are going to resist the effort. They might even try to come up with ways to turn the tables. Of course, a particularly clever tyke might just turn that entire thing up on its end and transform into your old folks in order to get away with all sorts of trouble. It isn't that we want to encourage such behavior or would delight in hearing the story of what happened, but... that's definitely true! And we're pretty sure that your kiddo (and even you) will love the whole experience.PRODUCT DETAILSLet your tyke see just what it is like to be walking around on aching bones when you help them transform into a cranky old man with this Old Man Boy's Costume Kit. This set of wavy gray wig, old-fashioned bow tie, and clip suspenders will give your kiddo the beginnings of a quantum leap! Before long, they'll be looking for their walking cane, demanding their rocking chair, and offering you some Werther's Originals while telling you tales from the old days back on the recess fields of elementary school! ALL WITHOUT A CURSED BODY-SWAPYou'll be able to enjoy watching your kid hobble around and demand that all the "young kids" get off their lawn when they transform into a crotchety old man with this disguise kit. How often can you give your kiddo the opportunity to see life from another person's perspective without it involving a weird cursed object or misspoken wish that turns into a Freaky Friday kind of situation!? Take this opportunity while it is available!
Adult Bitcoin Costume
1268146158$29.99
Dressed to Invest Money can be confusing. How much do you spend? How much do you save? Why does it disappear so fast the day after payday? (Oh right, impulse shopping at two a.m. Oops.) But now that digital money is here, there are even MORE questions! For instance, how would digital money look if it were turned into a costume? Answer: Pretty awesome. Second question: Will people think that you know a lot about this kind of currency and want you to explain it? Answer: Hopefully not on the dance floor. Product DetailsYou won't need to explain your Bitcoin Costume for Adults for people to know how awesome it is! The hilarious unisex costume includes a sleeveless tunic made of sturdy metallic gold material. The front and the back of the costume are shaped like circles. They're each embossed with large Bs that resemble dollar signs, etched line patterns, and the words "Bitcoin Digital Decentralized Peer to Peer" written around the edges. The Future Is HereLong ago in ancient history, people traded for goods with other goods, or maybe sometimes with really shiny rocks. Then coin money was born, then paper money, then everyone started swiping to pay with cards. The next advancement - completely digital money - is already upon us, but even that isn't forward-thinking enough. Pretty soon, we'll all be walking around wearing our money like the ultimate fashion choice. This will probably make it harder to use the excuse "Do I look like I'm made of money?" for spending your cash when you don't want to.
Kid's Potted Flower Costume
1267446304$39.99
That's Some Really Strong Plant FoodSo, funny story. Yesterday at the greenhouse, one of the workers appears to have only chugged half of their bottle of extra-strong energy drink before leaving it on one of the raised beds. The next morning, the rest of the drink was gone, and some of the flowers had significantly changed. We're talking groundbreaking developments here: The plant was able to play tag, run races, beat their plant parents in video games and do other really impressive stuff! Product DetailsThis exclusive Girl's Potted Flower Costume is like nothing you've ever seen in your local plant nursery! The green jersey knit shirt fastens at the back and has leaf-shaped flaps sewn to the ends of its long sleeves. The brown felt "pot" is attached to the bottom of the shirt and has a flexible plastic rod hidden in its upper and lower edges to help it keep its shape. The jersey knit hood's facial opening is bordered with a brown ruffle and oversized yellow fabric flower petals. Flower Power Have you ever been told that you're blooming with potential? Well, it probably wasn't meant literally, but now it's true in every way! This costume is fantastic if you've got a green thumb that you want to share with the world. You can wear it for Halloween, school events, and even to surprise someone who wants to get a closer look at that fantastic and enormous potted flower sitting on the front porch. Imagine their faces when they discover that it's ALIVE!
Jumbo Blue Baby Bottle
1328122004$4.99
What baby wants baby gets! That's the motto we like to go by and babies seem to like it too, there's a lot less crying from both sides when we stick to it. Now, you never hear anyone say, "what the grownup wants, the grownup gets" and we think that is just sad, so why not revert back to infancy? Forget the time machine, because you can go through your second infancy by becoming an adult baby with this Jumbo Blue Baby Bottle! When your girlfriend calls you a man-child you can proudly lift your bottle to the heavens and give her a nod in agreement. If your parents tell you to act your age, say, in the most serious tone you can “goo-goo gah-gah”. While your boss is leaning over your shoulder, watching you work, like a hawk, proudly ask him for a pat on the back then belch until he leaves your personal space. Take your adult baby status seriously and remember that age is just a number, you're as old or as young as you want to be!
Plus Size Mr. / Mrs. Potato Head Costume
1275786265$54.99
The fun thing about a Potato Head toy was that you could make it be anything you wanted. You had a choice of different eyes, noses, mouths, and ears. You could give it a hat, or not. Ditto for facial hair. Or any other kind of hair. Want to wear a different pair of shoes? You can swap those out in a jiff! It was the best kind of toy – totally ridiculous, yet creative and fun at the same time.Potato Heads aren’t just fun for kids – even as an adult I’ve found that switching around the various parts for a few minutes helps me relax and feel playful again. This costume can help bring that feeling full circle this Halloween!Of course, after a while the various pieces started getting lost when you were a kid and then you didn't have as many options. Maybe you ended up with an extra hat as your new pair of shoes or an extra mouth where the eyes should be, but no matter - you can have all of those options again with this Mr / Mrs Potato Head Plus Size Costume! The costume base is a sleeveless, foam-backed tunic that fasts at the back with a Hook and Loop fastener closure. The ears are sewn on (sorry if you wanted to swap the ears out for an extra set of arms!), but the other parts of the costume and face are interchangeable. The face pieces come for both male and female potato heads and they attach to the tunic with Hook and Loop fastener. Grab a pair of these costumes for a fun couples costume this Halloween!
Plus Size Black Costume Pants
1309919225$29.99
Picking the right pants is an important decision, maybe even the most important one you make before you head out every day. The color of pants you choose is going to decide if your shoes, belt, socks, jacket, and everything else go together, or if it's all just a jumbled mess! Sorry to sound so dramatic, we're just having flashbacks to the time we wore black socks with khaki slacks, and we were the laughing stock of the regatta... One safe bet is to slap on these Plus Size Black Pants! Black formal clothes all go together with other black clothes, no questions asked. So, go ahead and wear these comfy black pants with your black socks, shoes, belt, and jacket, and you'll look great. The worst case scenario is that you'll look like a Maitre D, or a mysterious, sharply-dressed, country singer, but in the world of fashion, it could be much worse!
Women's Bearded Lady Circus Costume
1277404167$54.99
Step Right Up!Old timey circus attractions were seriously strange. People paid good money to see scientific oddities bottled up in jars. Performers manuevered themselves into spring loaded cannons and were shot 100 feet across the big top. Performers tempted fate with fire, swords, and heights. But above all the hubbub of the old-timey circus there's one act that we find utterly charming and mysterious. That's right, the bearded lady! Flaunting the expectations of feminine beauty, these women rocked their natural facial hair while dressing in fine gowns. What kinds of lives did these bearded ladies lead? Secret romances,world travel, and living life on the fringes of society in the famously restrictive Victorian era... doesn't actually sound too bad to us. Do you want a hint of that bearded lady lifestyle? Pop some popcorn, cue the organ grinder, and transform yourself with this Bearded Lady Costume!Product DetailsThis Made By Us Bearded Lady costume features a Victorian style gown, headpiece, and a beard. As it was designed by our in-house creative team, this costume has all sorts of unique features such as the high, gold-trimmed collar, a v-shaped waistline, and an underlayer that hints at the stripes of the big-top. Slipping into this ensemble is easy. Strap the beard around your head with the elastic band, zip the dress up the back, and you'll be ready for showtime!
Tickles the Clown Costume
1228741975$39.99
If you find yourself spending your days slipping on banana peels you inconveniently placed yourself, or if you find yourself vaulting over the fence in your yard to throw pies at unsuspecting neighbors, or you spend hours in front of the mirror every day, caking your face with so much makeup it ends up looking like paint, then—well, you have a problem. The good news for you is that you have a very specific problem, unlike those chumps who can't find love or are trying to invest in the stock market. For this dilemma, meanwhile, you have but two options: You can stuff your bags with all your red noses, wigs, and prank props and hoof it to clown school, or you can simply dress the part and get back out to doing your thing!We've got the hook up if you're partial to the latter. Bottom line: this silly behavior means you're a clown at heart at the very least, and the only way for you to ever be happy is to put on a wacky costume like this—ideally, paired with a set of big floppy shoes. They would match the pink satin polka dot dress, the matching hair scrunchies, and the oversized hoop-skirt... Well, as much as anything could match big floppy shoes. Make us proud, you glorious, awkward clown. Don't forget us when your face is plastered on circus posters across the nation!
Adult Rock 'n Roll King Parade Mascot Costume
1230106499$99.99
Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. Confetti flying all around the on-lookers, the amazingly talented performers somehow still able to move in the chilly November air. Ferris singing Twist and Shout, getting the whole city (except Cameron) to get up and sing and dance with him. The local 4th of July Parade that the whole town comes out for. Kids dressed in red, white, and blue. Candy thrown to the curbside, quickly grabbed up by little hands.We all love parades. The combination of loud boisterous performers and paper mache floats of all shapes and sizes (not quite the quality of the Macy's parade, but so much better because you helped make them). Kids going crazy on sugar highs. That special kind of hometown pride. And the marching bands! (We love the marching bands the most!) Those kids that get you up and clapping along to the beat of the drum and humming along with hits like Ozzy's Crazy Train and The Beatles Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds. Now just imagine a Rock and Roll King Mascot riding by! Everybody will want to get up and dance with him. Who knows maybe he'll come to life and start singing Twist and Shout! (We'll try not to be too stiff like Cameron!)
Inflatable Rocket Ship Adult Costume
1237089833$49.99
Three, Two, One, Blast Off!Life holds endless situations that would be SO much easier if they came with a rapid means of getaway. Remember last Christmas when your great-aunt Mabel Louise sat you down and asked you why you weren't married yet and if she could set you up with a darling girl she knows who pet-sits for her sister? "I'm pretty sure she has 17 cats, but she seems just lovely." Or maybe that morning when you showed up to class with the Irish flu and your professor called on you to answer a question about the assigned reading that you definitely did not read? Or what about the day your boss showed up at your desk five minutes before quittin' time and wanted to tell you, in detail, about his last golf game? All we're saying is that each of those situations would have been so much better if you could have launched yourself into space at the first sign of trouble. Product DetailsFly high on Halloween thanks to this exclusive Inflatable Adult Rocket Ship Costume! The silver and red rocket-shaped bodysuit slips on over your street clothes and has an attached fan to inflate it to size. It features arm and leg holes, and a "viewing port" covered in clear material so that you can see where you're flying. Choose Your Space MissionThe best part about dressing as a rocket is being able to go where you like, whenever you like. If you're not feeling like continuing small talk, initiate fuel thrusters! If you see an attractive person across the room whom you just HAVE to talk to, blast off in their direction! The sky is the limit for you.
Vintage Pierrot Clown Women's Costume
1266095116$49.99
Sad clown? Oh no, no, no, not anymore. There is nothing sad about you and you're about to prove it to the world. The archaic stereotypes associated with Pierrot clowns are about to be destroyed by no one other than YOU.Trust us, we don't want to give you a history lesson because it's not our intention to put you to sleep, but way back in the day Pierrot clowns were the butt of jokes. And girl, that is just not you and it's not what the sensitive jokesters stand for anymore. The clown community is counting on you to make the change!Once you're dressed in this vintage Pierrot clown costume, just exude your usual confidence and the antiquated stigma will start fading away. Anyway, it will be difficult not to feel bold when you're dressed in a pair of sassy overall-style suspender shorts. The ruffled shirt adds some texture to the ensemble, while the ruffled collar provides necessary old-fashioned detail. Hike up the striped leggings (which will elongate your legs) and plop the pom-pom decorated hat on your head and you're ready to transform the Parisian streets into your own personal catwalk. Pierrot clowns of the past will be grateful that you've single-handedly changed their public image. When you look this stylish, it's impossible not to make a statement!
Child Inflatable Ride a Tiger Costume
1272485092$69.99
Move Over, Horses!Some people dream of riding horses. They're loyal creatures that can gallop through just about any terrain. Us? We'd much rather ride a tiger. Sure, tigers might not be as easy to train and most of them probably wouldn't really love it if a human hitched a ride on them... but we can dream, right?Well, any child who is a dreamer, just like us, may have thought about riding a tiger around! This inflatable costume helps turn that dream into a reality for your little one!Product DetailsYour child can become the ultimate beast-tamer when wearing this Inflatable Ride a Tiger Costume for kids. The costume is constructed out of orange, airtight, windbreaker fabric with printed black stripes all over the exterior. Your child's legs go through the top portion, which fits with an elastic drawstring around the waist. It even has a pair of legs "dressed" in camouflage that dangle down on each side.When fully inflated, the costume makes it appear like your child is riding on the back of a tiger. Just flip the switch on the built-in fan, and the costume will begin to slowly inflate. The fan is attached to the costume and should continue running while using the costume to maintain inflation. When your child is all done using it, just turn the fan off and the costume will slowly deflate.How to Accessorize Your Tiger?One of the great things about this Ride a Tiger Costume is that your child can customize it in a number of different ways. If your child wants to look like a safari explorer, then just add one of our pith hats. To look like a warrior riding into battle on a tiger, check out our toy swords. You can even it pair it up with a caveman costume to give your child a completely prehistoric style.
Lego Child Yellow Hands
1324884431$14.99
Lego Minifigures had a lot of things going for them. You could completely customize them any time you wanted just by popping their head or hands off. Real people work a little differently! You can’t just exchange your head or your hands for news ones at any point, so you have to get a little bit creative if you want to help your child change his appearance. These child Lego hands are the perfect thing to help your child customize his own Lego style.These yellow Lego hands are shaped in the iconic shape of the little toy figure’s hands. They might be a bit too big to fit in any of your minifigures, but they certainly will let your child play the role of a Lego character in no time. Just pair it up with any of our Lego themed costumes and your child will be ready for a building block adventure. And just to be clear, you put these on OVER your child’s hands. (Don’t try popping them off like a real Lego minifigure!)
Adult Cannabis Candy Costume
1316371824$39.99
Gummy VibesThe sun is shining. Smooth beats are pumping through the speakers. The air is fresh. And wow! You are so relaxed. Now, we're not saying that you've taken a Cannabis gummy. You could just be having a great day. It just sounds like you're having some wonderful gummy vibes. Congratulations! Heading to a costumed event? Why not spread those good gummy vibes without any skunky whiffs of smoke? This simple costume is easy to throw on for Halloween parties or 420 events. Perfect for promoting dispensaries or simply celebrating your candy of choice, this costume is certainly a vibe!Costume DetailsWe love a tunic costume here! Why? It couldn't be easier to throw on over your own clothing making it perfect for after work parties or impromptu costumed events. This tunic Cannabis Candy Costume is in the shape of a candy bag. The front is printed with big ol' gummy bears and a "Chill Vibes!" label. Your fellow cannabis gummy fans will know exactly where you're coming from. Want a chill look that's ready for any celebration? This tunic costume will be ready to party as soon as it arrives at your door.Sweet SensationsNo matter what you're celebrating, gummy vibes are a fun call. Heading out with a sweet group of friends? Pair up with the rest of our 21 and under-friendly costumes. Heading out with a super chill crowd? We have 420-friendly costumes in stock for every size and style!Looking for radical vibes for your next costumed event? Go ahead and order some gummy vibes!
Women's Funny Feet Costume Shoes
1305591908$14.99
Follow the FootprintsDid you hear the news? It's almost too incredible to believe, but apparently scientists have uncovered fresh tracks that appear to indicate that a modern-day cavewoman is in the area! Either that, or it may be a clown or an ogre, or some unknown creature. The scientists are still arguing. Regardless of which it is, everyone is dying to get a look! Product DetailsHide your tracks with this set of exclusive Funny Feet Costume Shoes for Women! Quirky and fun, the slide slippers are made of molded vinyl and resemble a pair of extra-large feet with bright red toenails. The outer soles feature a textured, anti-slip surface. Toe the Line No matter what costume you choose, these feet would be a hilarious addition to your ensemble! Best of all, you don't even need to worry about refreshing your pedicure, because these accessories have you (literally) covered. You can focus on other important matters, like discovering fire and inventing the wheel.
Kid's Inflatable Sloth Costume
1267843877$49.99
Huuurrrrrry Up...Sometimes, it feels like there is nothing on Earth that is slower than your kids getting ready in the morning. Embrace that slothlike speed by grabbing this Inflatable Sloth Kid's Costume. Cut down on the slow dressing by getting them a costume that they literally stand in, you zip up, and then you hit the power button. Done and done! Now it's off to the races (well, theoretically, anyway.)Product DetailsThere's nothing easier than this inflatable kid's sloth costume. Zip it up and go! No small pieces, no random accessories to keep track of, and nothing that can hurt another kid (but those claws sure look epic!) Just four AA batteries (not included) and your kiddos are ready to hit the town as fast or as slow as they want. Hopefully they'll stay awake between houses--no telling how hard it would be to carry a kid in an inflatable back to the car.There's Enough Candy to Go AroundAlthough, the lure of candy might be enough to light a fire under your little sloth's behind. This inflatable will keep your kiddos warm (or cool, depending on where you live) and there's definitely no way you'll lose them in a crowd! This is a low effort, high reward costume. Just pick up four AA batteries, hit the "on" switch, and you're good to go. The kids can trick-or-treat at their own speed, while you do...whatever adults do while they wait for kids to finish collecting candy.
Psycho Jester Cane Prop
1315361653$24.99
Creepy clowns are all the rage right now. Whether it's the Joker, Harley Quinn, or just that guy in your neighborhood wandering around wearing a clown mask, everyone knows that the creepy clown style is red hot. So you want to get in on the action, right? Makes perfect sense. You've got your clown outfit, your makeup, and you've been perfecting the art of scare. But you know what so many clowns forget? Accessories! When's the last time you saw a clown holding something, right? It's an amateur mistake, so before you head out there, do yourself a favor and grab a creepy clown accessory that will really stop 'em dead. This jester's cane is the perfect creepy fit. Are clowns supposed to talk for maximum creepiness? Isn't silence so much more unnerving? But how do you even get a person's attention when you don't talk? Why not try this jester cane you can wave ominously at people? Waving ominously is probably the best scare tactic around. So get on it you creepy clown! Creep us out!
Girl's Grammy Gertie Costume
1267062376$29.99
AN OLD SOUL AT HEARTKids and the elderly have a lot in common despite their huge age difference. Senior citizens and preschoolers are both prone to crankiness. If they miss a nap or their favorite program, watch out because their crankiness gets kicked into overdrive. Those a little long in the tooth may not go into full-blown temper tantrum mode, but those youngsters surely will. A missed episode of "PAW Patrol" means sobbing and maybe even screaming fits. (Oh, brother!) These two groups also prefer soft foods, take their daily Multivitamins, and they absolutely have no filter whatsoever. If they think your patchwork vest is dorky, don't worry, kids and seniors will let you know. But no matter how many times your patience gets tested, preschoolers and the elderly can easily capture your heart! The Girl's Grammy Gertie costume highlights how youngsters and old people are one and the same. Dress her in this costume, get her a crossword puzzle, pour a glass of prune juice, then tune into "Murder, She Wrote." Now, she's the mini-version of your mother-in-law. This is a moment to be cherished! PRODUCT DETAILSThe Girl's Grammy Gertie costume is an exclusive, Made by Us design, meaning it's crafted from high-quality fabric and made to last. The floral dress with large collar is offset by a green jacket. This costume also comes with a pair of black frame glasses and a gray wig with an interior mesh wig cap for comfort.KIDS THESE DAYS...The adorable costume can be complemented by a cane prop and faux-pearl earrings. Invite the grandparents over for a good laugh because Grammy and Pop-Pop will hoot and holler once they see how their beloved granddaughter aged overnight. They'll take plenty of pictures to show all their friends at the old folks home.
Kids Old Man Costume
1268872438$34.99
WHAT A SMART... CHILD!Once upon a time, there was a child with the wittiest of tongues and quickest of minds. His parents simply didn't know what to do with the kid. They would ask, "Child? What would you like to be when you grow up?" And the child, tongue in cheek replied, "Old!" At first, it was amusing and the parents did indeed laugh. But, time and time again, they would ask the questions. "What will you do when you're grown?" Said the child: Relax on my porch! They tried, "How will you greet your neighbors?" Said the child: Stay off my lawn! They asked, thinking themselves especially clever, "What job will you claim on your taxes?" Said the child: Retired! Even more exhausted than their supposedly elderly child, they were about ready to give up when genius struck. "How will you pay to maintain this lawn?" Thought the child: I better get started now! DESIGN & DETAILSWith this Made By Us and chuckle-worthy costume, you can make that dream a reality. This Child's Old Man costume might be a bit confusing to talk about, but it is only amusing to see in action! That's thanks to the digitally printed jersey shirt and vest that is digitally printed to look in old-timey style and stuffed for that "one too many homecooked meals" look! The gray Newsie hat is a perfect addition and the glasses feature the bushiest of eyebrows and a mustache of sherpa fur. With the high-quality design of our in-house team, it might even last until your kiddo is old enough to look the part! AN OLD JOKE!If you've got a kiddo who's too smart for their own good, best let them see what it is like being old sooner than later! This Old Man costume is just the ticket for a hysterical time. (Just imagine the holiday pictures this year with Grandpa Kiddo.)
Inflatable Koala Adult Costume
1267843871$49.99
The Theory of CutenessWhy are koalas so cute? One reason is their totally adorable appearance, which is characterized by their round, fluffy ears, small noses, and stocky build. Their soft, fluffy fur also contributes to their cute appearance. Another reason for their cuteness is their slow, relaxed lifestyle and calm, gentle demeanor. (We wish we could trade places with a koala for a day.) They're also peaceful animals that like to laze around all day, which also speaks to our innermost desires!If you're looking to embody the adorable nature of Australia's most lovable animal, then this Adult Inflatable Koala Costume is a great choice! The cute costume inflates in an instant, so you'll be ready to lounge around in cute style in no time.Product DetailsThis adult inflatable costume is designed with a built-in fan on the side of it. The costume is made of a lightweight, flexible material and is sealed to create an airtight chamber. When the fan or air pump is activated, it pumps air into the costume, causing it to inflate and take on the shape of a cute koala bear. You can wear your regular clothes underneath, making it easy to suit up!The costume only takes a few minutes to inflate, and has a grey and white exterior inspired by the classic Koalas! Once inflated, you leave the fan on while you enjoy the costume. The head has a generous opening for your face, but still creates an airtight seal with elastic.More Inflatable FunInflatable costumes are a quick and easy way for you to dress up as your favorite characters, whether it's a cute Australian animal like this koala or a big scary dinosaur! Be sure to check out our full selection of inflatable costumes to create a total animal party!
Clown Costume for Adults
1316564750$49.99
In this adult clown costume, you'll turn everyone's frown upside down! The costume includes a yellow vest that Hook and Loop fasteners in the back for closure and has an attached white, undershirt. A colorful bow tie is attached at the top and red buttons decorate the vest. A red and blue jacket with green and yellow sleeves is worn over the vest. Two faux pockets sit on the hips and it closes with an elastic band that is hidden by the two large, orange buttons. The collar is lined with a colorful plaid pattern that is also found on the pants. The pants have an elastic waistband and red and blue cuffs. The costume is complete with the included, foam hat. The top hat features a yellow daisy in the front to give this costume a classic touch. Add our jumbo sneakers or a squeaking nose for a great look!
Adult Ringmaster Costume
1213245264$49.99
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS, CHILDREN OF ALL AGES: PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR... UM...A really great costume that will allow you to do a lot of enthusiastic shouting, and many other exciting things! Because the way we see it, the ringmaster is kind of a jack of all trades. When you're juggling clown cars and acrobats and a bunch of ferocious lions balanced precariously on stools, you've got to be a master of all kinds of unusual skills. And more than that, you've got to be able to command both the attention of your audience and the obedience of any kind of performer, whether they're a human cannonball or an ornery trick pony. After all, the show must go on! So we designed and made this uniform package to help keep things moving. We know how hard it can be to play gracious host to the crowd while serving as air traffic controller to the various acts leaping or soaring from one side of the big top to the other! And we know that there's nothing like a bright red tailcoat and a top hat to make you feel up to the task.We're sure that you'll enjoy making sweeping arm gestures in the jacket, and barking the elaborate stage names of all the performers at the top of your lungs from beneath the hat. And those with front-row seats will appreciate some of the finer details, like the gold vest front, red bow tie, and polished-looking boot tops. Along with a white shirt, gloves, and a pair of jodhpurs or slacks, it'll have you ready for the spotlight!
Women's Dark Ringmaster Costume
1237089811$79.99
Enter the RingCome one, come all to the Dark Circus, where wondrous feats beyond your imagining are performed every minute...and where shadows hide the true reality of this glimmering, gilded world. A place of smiles and cotton candy by day, it is transformed into it opposite self at night. Fantastic eldritch beasts prance through the ring under the Big Top, but at second glance they appear to be only elephants and tigers after all - or so you'd like to believe. The idea that you're standing on the brim of another world, poised to tumble into its depths, is something that only the bravest can contemplate...and even they can't admit to themselves that this world may want to keep them as an audience forever. Leading the dazzling, darkling show is an enchanting ringmaster, whose skill and magical touch keeps both worlds swirling without colliding. Is she working to protect the awestruck, hapless visitors? Or is she determined to take them into the other realm when she leaves? Only one can answer that question - and she tells no secrets. Product Details Amaze and astonish your friends in your Women's Dark Ringmaster costume! A HalloweenCostumes.com exclusive, your otherworldly outfit is truly original and mesmerizing. A velvety, tailed jacket full of old-fashioned circus glamor fits snugly over an eyecatching bodysuit. The epaulets shimmy and dance with your every move as you strut through the ring. A bow tie choker and black top hat are the last words in flirty fascination. Power PlayAble to tame lions, thrill crowds, and hold fire in the palm of her hand, the Dark Circus's ringmaster will be the talk of the town - if the audience ever returns. This will be an act that no one will want to leave!
Adult Deluxe Clown Shoes
1293586313$49.99
Funny BusinessNice clowns are kind of amazing when you think about it. They're adept comedy performers who can put on a hilarious show while wearing a flashy and impractical getup complete with ruffles and red plastic noses. On the other hand, evil clowns are kind of amazing too. How do they manage to sneak up on people while wearing those shoes? Product DetailsDo as much clowning around as you want while wearing your exclusive Deluxe Clown Shoes for Adults! The Oxford-style shoes come with red laces and have lightly textured anti-skid heels. The uppers are made of blue, yellow, and red faux patent leather and the shoes come with red laces. Silliest Foot ForwardIf you're planning to run away to join the circus, or just planning a clown costume for Halloween, you'll need the right accessories! Add these shoes to your water-squirting flower and your colorful, curly wig, and you'll be ready to step into the circus ring.
Cactus Costume for Adults
1272670165$69.99
Cackle with CactiTwo balloons were floating through the desert, dangling their strings upon the sands. One suddenly shouted, "Watch out for that cactus!" The other replies, "What cactussssssssssssss..." No? Well, did you hear about the Cactus that went to the party?Yeah, he spiked the punch!Why was the police officer confused when he went to arrest the Cactus? Because it already had its hands up!All right, maybe we're not really lifting you up with these Cactus jokes. We get it. We've clearly dropped the cactus-ball on this. Even worse, we caught it! Design & DetailsThese are just the start of the laughs that you're sure to get when you start thinking like a Cactus. But, you'll probably acquire even more if you hop your way into this Cactus costume! This is a Made by Us look that our in-house team of designers mysteriously came up with after our most recent visit to the Laugh Barn on theme night. We're not sure which part you're going to love the most. Will it be the sublimated print of the jumpsuit with a perfect blend of light green-yellow to dark green-black color tone? Maybe it'll be the soft-sculpted spikes that look way more dangerous than they actually are. Maybe the adorable pink flower blooming on the top? Actually, we're sure your favorite part will be the smiles and disapproving headshakes that you cause when you tell any of the great jokes we've got in this costume. Cross Over to the CactusWhy did the Cactus cross the road? That's right. It got caught on the chicken! Okay, clearly there is something wrong with our cactus humor if you're still not laughing, but we can't put our thumb on it. Either way, we know you're going to crack up your friends with this great Cactus costume.
Toddler's Old Man Costume
1238443816$29.99
Old Before His TimeYou noticed the change in Junior a couple of months back. It happened slowly, almost imperceptibly. The first time you realized something was different was when you walked into the living room and your kid had switched from his cartoon to a forty minute special on identity fraud. The next day, on the way back from the park, he asked why the playground didn't have a shuffleboard court.In the next weeks, things got crazy. No longer did your child beg for a soda or candy bar at the checkout counter. He wanted a bag of Werther's Originals. You were repeatedly asked to turn down that blasted noise when listening to Beyonce in the car. But you decided that things really had to change when you caught your child shaking a stick like a cane and telling his good friends to, "Get off my lawn".Details & DesignAny old soul is sure to love this old man ensemble. Our in-house designers channeled their grandpas when creating this costumed homage to the elderly. It includes an argyle sweater with an attached shirt and a bowtie. It also has a padded belly to give your toddler an older silhouette. It's topped off with a classic newsboy cap and a pair of glasses with attached mustaches and fuzzy eyebrows. This Made by Us old man costume will make for some timeless photos at your next visit to Grandma and Grandpa's!Grey-Haired AreaYou can't deny your child's elderly leanings. That's why, when your kiddo started acting a little old, you and your child made a deal. You'd buy him an old man ensemble and let him vent his geriatric energy a couple of hours a week if he acted his age the rest of the time. It worked like a charm! Although, every once in a while, you still find stashes of butterscotch candy around the house.
Women's Sunflower Costume Headpiece
1265317003$19.99
Hello, SunshineIt's nearly impossible not to smile when you're looking at a gorgeous flower. That goes doubly when the flower in question is a sweet sunflower, with its golden petals and endearing habit of tracking the path of the sun across the sky as the day progresses. It goes triply when the flower in question is you dressed as a sunflower! Product DetailsBe a ray of light in this exclusive Sunflower Costume Headpiece for Women! A brown felt felt and tulle base ties under the chin with a matching ribbon. It's sewn with bright and cheery fabric sunflower petals that have felt backing to keep them standing upright. Prettiest in the PatchWhen you're picking a costume, pick one that will match your winning personality! Wear your favorite matching outfit and pick a bud or two (get it??) to join you in dressing up as the sweetest and sassiest flower patch in history.
Adult Peanut Butter and Jelly Costume
1230106521$39.99
Everyone longs to have that one special person in their life; someone who knows them so well that without thinking they can easily finish each others’...sandwiches.Whether your other half is a friend, family member, forever sweetie, or even a frenemy, this Adult Peanut Butter and Jelly Costume is the perfect sustenance for your Halloween plans. Bound to be a mainstay for years to come, this costume couplet is as foolproof as your favorite lunch--dependable, timeless, and loved by all. Plus, you get two costumes in one! That’s almost as good as a perfectly made PB & J (cut on a diagonal, of course) that has just the perfect proportion of jelly to peanut butter and nothing spilling out of the sides. That’s hard to beat. Or this is a easy diy couple Halloween costumes idea!The peanut butter and jelly of these costumes look so real that you'll make your party guests hungry for a quick sandwich. Distract them from them hunger pangs by asking them how they like to make their signature sandwich. Everyone has a unique style, like a PB & J fingerprint--from crustless, to double-layered peanut butter, to wheat bread or white! We like our with homemade jam and crunchy peanut butter, but there’s really no wrong way to assemble America’s favorite sandwich. So. go grab your special someone and a pair of basic black pants and shoes. The hard part is over--you’ve found yourself a soul mate; everything that comes after should be as easy as a PB & J!
Graftobian Deluxe Clown Makeup Kit
1213248876$24.99
Scary or Total RiotWhen it comes to clowns, there’s no in-between. They’re either a wacky buffoon that makes you laugh uncontrollably at the mere sight of them, or they’re a walking nightmare that will haunt your thoughts for years to come. You never hear about clowns like Zuppo, the painfully average clown or Tad, the moderately boring clown. That’s why if you plan on being a clown (scary or funny), then you need to go all out!Of course, the start to any great clown costume lies with selecting the right makeup kit. That means you need to be audacious and you need some bright colors, whether you’re trying to entertain or scare.Product DetailsThis deluxe clown makeup kit is a professional makeup kit that includes everything you need to create the perfect clown look. It comes with a crème foundation, along with 4 vibrant crème contour shades, including blue, red, orange and black. It also comes with an eye lining pencil, a make-up brush and face powder. A powder puff and latex sponges are also included for your convenience. Finally, a clown now and a set of instructions are included to help kick start your clown look.
Toddler Potted Flower Costume
1267446114$34.99
Strange Happenings in the Plant Nursery Have you checked out the flower shed this morning? A very peculiar thing has taken place overnight! It seems that someone has used a little too much fertilizer in a potted plant, and the results are truly astounding. The plant in question is now walking around and talking up a storm. She's asking a million questions and wanting to know if she can have more cereal even though she just ate an hour ago. Product DetailsYour blooming bud will look extra precious in this exclusive Toddler Girl's Potted Flower Costume! The outfit includes a soft green jersey-knit shirt that has leaf-shaped flaps are sewn to the wrists. The shirt's hem is sewn to the brown felt "pot" portion, which keeps its shape thanks to a plastic rod concealed in its upper and lower edges. The face opening of the costume's matching hood is sewn with printed pink felt petals as well as a bright ruffle of yellow mesh. The Real Flower PowerIf you thought that potted plants were happy just to sit on your front porch and enjoy the sunshine, you're in for a surprise! This plant is always on the move. It sings, dances, jumps off furniture, and wants to know where the cookie jar went. And it's definitely excited to trick-or-treat this year! It wants to be the first flower it knows to collect a whole bag full of candy. Bet you didn't know that a flower's favorite food is chocolate!
Kid's Rock, Paper, Scissors Costume
1275786276$39.99
Mind GamesIt's a simple game. You've probably played it a million times. Rock beats scissors. Scissors beats paper. Paper beats rock. That's all you can do, but the entire game is much deeper than you might think! Everyone has a different strategy, but we've categorized rock, paper, scissors players into two main groups. There's the tactician, who tries to get inside their opponent's head to decide on the perfect counter move. Their head is working on all cylinders trying to predict their opponent's next step. Then, there's the wild card, who plays completely on instinct, letting their hands form the shape without even thinking about it. They're completely unpredictable and a true force to be reckoned with! Us? Well, we only throw rock. Good ol' rock. Nothin' beats rock! Well... except paper.No matter what kind of player your child is, it's always a real mind game when they decide to play. The good news is that this Rock, Paper, Scissors Costume comes with 3 separate outfits, so your child can stick to their favorite strategy when choosing a costume!Product DetailsThis kid's costume is designed as a one-size-fits-most outfit that includes 3 pieces. Each piece is designed to look like one of the iconic moves in paper, rock, scissors. The rock piece is printing foam top that fits with straps around the shoulders. The paper piece is a similar style that also fits with straps around the shoulders. The scissors are a large foam piece that fits around your child's neck. These simple costumes can be worn over your child's clothes. Your child can choose which one they want to be, or pair up with two of their friends to recreate the iconic game.A Costume for ThreeIf your child is a fan of the classic game, or if you're looking for a quick and easy costume for a trio, then this Kid's Rock Paper, Scissors Costume is an easy choice.
Toddler Flower Pot Costume
1326800296$17.99
Grow Where You GoThey say that you should grow where you’re planted. Your toddler, however, refuses to stay still which makes doing so pretty difficult. You watch them tear up the yard with their energy; racing from one end to the other, up and down the driveway, and around the house. They barely pause to smell the fresh tulips and pick a bright yellow dandelion bouquet. You hope, even without breaks in their movement, their little feet are sprouting roots and somehow keeping everything they’re learning stored somewhere in their wildness. With no way to tell until they graduate high school and strike out on their own, you can’t help worrying that they’re just zipping through each experience with nothing to remember it. The good news is you’re here and we have an idea that we think you’ll love! Your toddler can keep their roots lifted and grow while they run from one thing to the next, when they have this Flower Pot Costume!Design and DetailsAt HalloweenCostumes.com we believe growth comes from those big and little experiences. So, that energetic toddler of yours is really on the right track. Of course, planting roots at home is important too and so this simple Made by Us tunic is designed to let them do both! The soft-sculpted terra cotta pot gives your toddler a place to blossom while they hop between activities. Held up by easily adjusted tie-suspenders, they’ll stay comfortable in their costume whether they take a breather and sit on the front step or continue to zoom through patches of clover. And with the addition of our separately sold Sunflower Hood your toddler can really become the gorgeous wildflower they’re destined to be!Wildflower FreedomWhether they learn to appreciate the idea of sticking to their roots or continue to explore their world with gusto, this exclusive costume has your toddler covered. Brighten every playtime and secure those key experiences gained when they perform as the sunflower in their preschool talent show, with this toddler’s Flower Pot Costume!
Inflatable Kids Dog Costume
1213249972$49.99
A Tail of TransformationYour kid has been begging for a dog. Every day they come home with some research they've printed out about how pets make kids healthier, happier, and more fulfilled. They report back to you every time one of their classmates gets a dog. And they spend hours scouring the internet for the perfect furry friend to adopt. While you aren't ready to take the plunge on a cuddly new family member yet, this Kid's Inflatable Dog Costume will do wonders for any avid animal lover. We've done our own exclusive research, and we're pretty sure that finding this Halloween costume will also make your child really, really happy. We know, it's not exactly the same as having a new dog. But becoming a dog is still pretty cool! At the very least, it may buy you a few months to prepare yourself for the inevitable. But at its best, this costume proves so fun your child will totally forget about needing to get a dog right now! Product DetailsThis puffy pooch zips up and inflates via and battery pack and fan that are built into the interior. Instantly, your little one is transformed into a friendly brown pooch with a collar and a tail. Sure, this costume is missing a pup's cuddly fur, but did we mention you also don't need to pick up after this inflatable canine? Family PetWhen you do finally get that puppy for your kid, make sure it's a cute brown one, just like this costume. That way, your child can dress like their own family pet next Halloween!
Jumbo Pink Baby Bottle
1324632608$4.99
Babies get to have all the fun. They eat and sleep while being held and adored by everyone around them. If they need something, all they have to do is cry until they get what they want and every second of the day they are being waited on hand and foot. If we cried that much we would never be allowed anywhere! Those guys have it so easy and they don't even have the cognitive development to understand that yet! Just for one day, don't you wish you could be like them? Well this Jumbo Pink Baby Bottle might not change the rules of society entirely to allow that but it's a start! Just put this around your neck and grab one of our goofy, giant baby costumes and you'll be ready for the life of being pampered just like back before you even knew how to walk.
Green Gloves for Adults
1293248852$6.99
If you have ever wondered why your mutant broccoli monster costume isn't getting the scares you were hoping for, or why your fancy tailored green tuxedo just doesn't look as dashing as you were expecting, take a look at your accessories. You can put all of the detail you want into the body, mask, and limbs of a scary monster costume, but if you still have human hands and feet, it's just not gonna fly! Or, if you show up to a dinner party in a well tailored, custom designed tuxedo and overcoat, but you don't have the gloves to match, it's going to look like you forgot something. So, have you caught onto what we're getting at yet? You need a pair of these Green Gloves! These stretchy, green, adult-sized gloves are the perfect accessory for your green-themed costumes and everyday wardrobe. You'll thank us when you are out in your leprechaun costume, and you need to slap someone with a glove to challenge them to a duel!
Girl's Pinafore Clown Costume Dress
1265316933$49.99
A Kindly ClownThere are so many stories now about the spooky clowns that can send folks into a panic. We sometimes miss the original image! Where have the real clowns gone? We're talking about the ones that can inspire a smile and raise anyone's spirits. (And, no, not the scary ghost kind of spirits, either!)All it takes is someone with a light heart and maybe a love for pastel colors and a flower or two. The original image of the quirky and cute clown can be restored in no time. And we imagine that you already have someone in mind!Design & Details Give clowns a better name when you offer up this exclusive Pinafore Clown Costume to a kiddo! This is a Made By Us design that starts with a pink and white checkered shirt and a pair of pastel polka dot tights. Worn over top is a pinafore dress. The uncinched style, faux flowers, combination of multiple patterned panels, and the large buttons on the shoulder straps create a whimsical look that anyone is sure to love. Add a bright clown wig or pastel face paint to this outfit to complete a truly joyful time while your kid clowns around!
Toddler Summer Sun Costume
1322252334$29.99
When Skies Are GreyWe know. It's cheesy to call your child the sunshine of your life... but it's pretty true! Your little one always brightens up your day, and seems to turn any gloomy day into a day packed full of fun. Well, maybe it's time that you shared that light with the rest of the world, and we have just the outfit for that!Our in-house costume designers wanted to craft a costume that's just as lively and bright as your little one. That's why they created this adorable sun costume for toddlers! It's easy-to-wear and it brings a sunny attitude to any event!Fun DetailsThis Toddler Summer Sun Costume literally transforms your child into the sun! It's a simple, Made By Us design that's bright and cheerful to help your child share light with the world. The tunic-style top just slides on over your child's clothes, so it's easy to put on (even if your child is a little bit wiggly). The front of the tunic is shaped into a circle and has a happy face embroidered on it. Your child will be sharing the sunshine in no time!This toddler sun costume makes for a great Halloween costume, but another great use for this adorable outfit is for pre-school plays about the solar system and space-themed group costumes for the whole family!
Adult Inflatable Penis Costume
1316564784$59.99
Lean Into ItSo, you've been invited to the annual 'Adult Humor' party. There are always some pretty inventive costumes at such a gathering. Play-on-word costumes are a standard. You can probably expect a couple of sausage-related costumes and at least one crop top that features enormous fruit along the bustline. You know there will be the Plug & Outlet couples' costume featured at least twice. (Probably more.) Each of them fully deserve the wry chuckle for the pinnacle of suggestive humor. But, if you want a real reaction, you have to go all the way. Who needs an implication when you can just show up in the full glory that is the theme of the gathering? Folks might stifle a laugh as they ask which way you lean... but you can turn those giggles into a full uproar when you show up, fully loaded, in a costume that hides behind nothing! Product DetailsWe have to be frank. If you want the most outrageous costume for your adult humor party, it's time to go for the gold. It's time for the Giant Inflatable Penis costume. There's no bones about it. This costume looks like a giant penis. When you slide into the costume and secure your arms and ankles, turn on the fan and your costume will fill up with air! Maintain vision through the mesh mask, even if your stride may be restrained. In no time, you're ready to waddle into the room and let folks go nuts with laughter at your undeniable stones. A costume like this takes... guts, obviously! Is That a Costume in your Pocket?The jokes will practically write themselves when you wear this most direct of adult humor costumes. Flip the switch and bring your Inflatable Penis costume to life. All that's next is figuring out where to wear your crown for winning King of the Costume Contest!
Toddler Sweet Treats Clown
1265314849$39.99
Sugar and Spice, and Everything NiceClowns are some of our favorite circus performers everywhere. They're so good at tumbing and cracking jokes, and making others smile. Your toddler is the same way: Not a day goes by that she doesn't put on a small show or crack her family and friends up with her own infectious giggle. But she has another side to her too, because she loves the sweet things in life. When you combine her two interests, you get a magical outfit! Product DetailsYour little one can live the sweet life in this Toddler Sweet Treats Clown Costume! The polyester jumpsuit is super soft, with cute puffed sleeves and ruffles at the ankles. Its made of alternating blocks of fabric patterned with multicolored polka dots and fabric striped with pink, yellow and blue. Big pom-poms are sewn to the bodice, and the collar and waistband are printed with a pattern that looks like a waffle cone. The included headpiece has a white polka-dot ruffle beneath a pointed waffle-print crown. Say, "Ice Cream!" What's more perfect than a Halloween costume that celebrates sweet treats? When people see your toddler dressed in such a cute outfit, they'll probably feel like giving her all of the chocolate bars, sour gummy strings, taffy, bubblegum, fruit chews and candy corn they have. Which is just fine with your little clown! You can explain later that even superstar circus performers like herself still have to share with the ringmaster (that's definitely you.)
Ravishing Ringmaster Women's Costume
1213245806$49.99
Crack the WhipDo you run the show? Maybe your career doesn't take place in the circus but your life is still entertaining! Everyone in your life has their own talent. Your sister in law has a balancing act with three kids who all have different interests from ballet to soccer to ceramics, you can see her walking on a tightrope throwing flaming clubs into the air. Then there's your partner, they're always pulling faces and making you laugh as they go through their morning routine with a slapstick quality. They'd be a clown for sure. Your younger sister shirks responsibility so well that she'd be an escape artist without any doubt! If you're the type of person that keeps everyone on the right track and encourages folks to perform well, then you'll feel right at home when you're dressing up in this ringmaster costume.Product DetailsYou'll be ready to start the show in this awesome costume. The fitted red jacket has golden tassels on the shoulders and the dashing striped cuffs studded with gold buttons. Layered under the jacket is a vest with a scrolling pattern, silver buttons, and ruffles around the collar. You'll love the way the tawny pants pair with knee-high boots, looking timeless with the rest of the ensemble. A small top hat and a black bowtie makes this costume complete. Polish off this look with a whip prop to make sure everyone knows to respect your reign!Big Ideas Under the Big TopMaybe you're heading out on Halloween solo or maybe you want to pair up with the rest of the circus act. Heading out with the bearded lady, the strongman, and maybe even a clown. You might just be dressing up for Halloween but with costumes this good, you guys could probably sell a few tickets!
Tacky Traveler Adult Costume
1305472822$34.99
Trip of a LifetimeWe don't know about you, but we could use a vacation. This year especially. Just imagine yourself sunning on a beach somewhere, drink in hand, watching the waves roll in. Or maybe your style is more adventurous, with outings to cultural sites, restaurants, and markets. Either way, we're guessing your style isn't the same at this Adult Tacky Traveler Costume, which is what makes it so much fun! In it, you can channel those vacay vibes with hilarious humor. So go ahead and set up your Halloween party to match the style of this uncool costume — blend up a pitcher of daiquiris, set out beach chairs for your guests, light a few tiki torches, and require socks and sandals — it's your party, and you'll cry (laughing) if you want to. Now, which way to the buffet?Design & DetailsThis is a clever jumpsuit, designed to look like a tank top, shorts, and button-down shirt. Talk about an easy travel piece! The white tank says "Which Way to the Buffet?" and the oversized shorts pair perfectly with the shirt's bold floral print. For footwear, we suggest the aforementioned winning combo of socks and sandals, or perfectly polished athletic shoes with tube socks. Add a straw hat and the accessories of your choice — sunglasses, tiki glasses, cameras, and passport pouches are all great picks. Happy TravelerAh, now wasn't that vacation simply perfect? Who cares who you offended along the way by talking too loudly in English or ordering a burger and fries everywhere you went? That tacky trip was just what you needed to unwind. Don't forget to make your friends look at all 332 of your photos when you get back!