Santa Claus is perhaps most famous for flying around the world in his reindeer drawn sleigh, as every kid out there knows. But, what they may not realize is that even Santa’s sleigh breaks down from time to time, and when that happens… well, Santa’s got to improvise.If you’re curious as to what that situation would look like, you may want to check out this festively funny Ride A Reindeer Costume for your upcoming holiday celebrations! This silly outfit lets you look just like jolly ol’ Saint Nick does when his sleigh loses a track, or a reindeer runs low on “antler fluid,” or one of the countless other problems that can occur with a mystical mode of transportation powered by a herd of flying forest animals. When that happens, Santa calls up Mrs. Claus to get the sleigh back towed back to the North Pole, grabs his magic bag of toys, and hops on the back of his trusty reindeer Rudolph to finish the job before Christmas morning! And then when it’s all done, Rudolph gets a well earned extra week at the reindeer spa.Okay, we may have made some of that up, but you can’t prove it’s not true. And when you’re wearing this cute and Christmasy costume, you can make up a story of your own! The plush reindeer segment goes around your waist, with your legs making the rear legs and hooves, and the included Santa jacket and cap make up the rest of the outfit. Be sure to add a Santa beard and toy sack to make your story extra believable!
Go to Your Room (Yay!) It must be nice to be a turtle. No matter where you go, you can take your home and all of your favorite things with you. If you're stuck in a boring class, all you have to do is tuck your head inside your shell to take a cozy nap, read a good book, or watch a favorite show. Your teacher can't come in after you because you wouldn't both fit. Lots of situations would be so much better if you carried your home around on your back! Product DetailsYour Halloween or theme party will be turtle-y amazing when you're wearing your Inflatable Turtle Costume for Children! The one-piece costume fastens up the back and has attached shoe covers as well as holes for your hands. When fully inflated, the outfit looks like an enormous turtle with a brown shell, a striped underbelly, dark green spots and white claws. A hole in the inflatable hood leaves room for your whole face to peek out, and is printed with eyes and nostrils. It's Turtle TimeHow did that turtle get so big? Was there an incident involving radioactive waste? With its sturdy shell and powerful digging claws, it could be a really cool superhero! On the other hand, it can't move very fast thanks to all the air that's keeping its outfit in shape. Maybe it can be the life of the party rather than a crime-fighting newcomer. That sounds like more fun, actually - and you'd probably get more candy.
Ring LeaderYou have what it takes to lead. You've always known that. When you were little you were always wrangling other kids together to put on different performances like plays and talent shows. But now you're grown. You're still holding that title of ringleader but now your performances are a lot more interesting. There are a few circus tricks that we would love to see in person. For one, we'd love to see someone rest their head in a lion's mouth. As long as no one made the lion sneeze we bet you'd be great at making that lion do what you want. We'd be into seeing acrobats hang down from a swinging trapeze. And a strong man lifting ridiculous things above his head while suspenseful music plays would be pretty awesome too. But here's the thing, the whole show depends on a strong, spotlight-ready leader making the performers come together in a way that noone would forget!Product DetailsYou'll look right at home under the big top when you show up in this red and black satin-textured dress with gold trim. The skirt is gorgeous with a triangular hem over flouncing
The Greatest Show You've Ever Seen Step right up, ladies and gents, to get a glimpse of something so spectacular, you'll never forget it for the rest of your life! Yes, we're talking about the Strong Woman, a lady who mixes incredible strength with great looks. She can bend an iron bar in half like a bobby pin, dead lift a barbell that three men couldn't even pick up between them. AND she can do it while looking as fabulous as if she was going to a party Want to know her secret? Raw power (and sometimes coffee). Product DetailsYou'll look so great in this exclusive Vintage Strong Woman Costume for Women that you might be tempted to sell tickets! The outfit includes a sheer shirt and leggings, both printed with classic tattoo graphics such as skulls, roses, stars, ships and more. The bodysuit is printed with red and white stripes and has a drapey red bandeau across the bust. A headband of the same fabric holds your hair back and a black belt cinches at the middle. That's Show BusinessHave you ever thought about running away to join the circus? Now you can! Any circus worth its elephants would be happy to take you on board, since it's clear you know how to draw a crowd. You've also got plenty of flair, which is exactly what you need to put on a great show. No one will be able to take their eyes off of you!
You've Got a Chicken To RideIs your child looking for an egg-cellent Halloween costume? (Yep, this is going to be a pun-filled paragraph, so hold on to your straw hat) Most barnyard costumes have been done before. The two-person horse is a classic but relying on other people for costumes can saddle kids with too much responsibility. A lamb costume can make your child feel too sheepish. And of course, your kiddo could totally dress up as an actual chicken but all those feathers getting in his or her mouth while trying to eat Halloween treats can make your kid feel a little foul-tempered. That's why this chicken ride costume is sure to win the blue ribbon at any costume party throughout the year. This is one costume that's sure to ruffle feathers in a good way!Product DetailsThis costume is less complicated than it looks. All your child will need is a farmers hat and a shirt to throw on under the feathery suspenders that hold this feathered friend up. Stuffed legs hang on the side of the bird while your kiddo's actual legs are in the yellow chicken legs. The chicken's body is stuffed and sculpted with a red tail and adorable head with a cheerful yellow beak and gobbler. Your kids will look like they are riding around with the attached white reins. Hatching a PlanWhile this costume would make a great trick-or-treat ensemble, that holiday isn't the only reason to wear this costume. Your child can strut their stuff at the county fair parade, a farm themed party, or while attending a special 4-H fundraiser. Don't count on this chicken remaining in the closet after Halloween is over because once your child has a chicken to ride, you simply can't coop it up!
Building a LifeSo many people complain about how hard it is to get by in the world today, but we’ve never had that problem. When we needed a bigger house for our family, we just built a large square using a random collection of six by two yellow, green, and blue pieces. When we needed more money, we just took apart the bank vault quickly and we were rich! We have always had a gift for taking blocks apart and restacking them in new ways.That’s what makes us the perfect doctor! In Legoland, as in life, there is no problem that can’t be solved by either adding blocks or taking them away. That is how we invented this Child Lego Face Change Mask! By simply removing the old head and putting this giant Lego head in the same spot, we have found that we can increase the durability by at least .002 percent! Is it worth having the same facial expression for the rest of your life and not being able to eat? One out of ten doctors surveyed says, “Yes!”Block HeadIf your child just needs to have a giant yellow head instead of a regular human one, this is the perfect Mask for them. The molded plastic is an improvement in every way, which will remind you that they really are a chip off the old block!
Walk the Clown WalkWell, friend, you're finally doing it. You have been promising for months and months that you're going to quit your fancy Fortune 500 job and run away with the circus...and it seems like today may be the day! Well, great! You've...thought this through, right? We're not trying to dissuade you, it's just that clowning, as a profession, is actually a lot harder than it sounds. And the benefits can be tough. But doing something you really love can be very rewarding.Here, why don't you do this? Grab a clown costume and try on these Checkered Jumbo Clown Shoes. Maybe taking the whole idea for a dry run this Halloween will give you an idea of clown life. After all, they say if you want to know someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. Now, we don't recommend these giant shoes for long walks, but, you get the idea right? So go ahead and walk the clown walk in these jumbo shoes. If you like it, we'll see you at the circus!Product DetailsThis pair of footwear looks authentically kooky, with its oversized silhouette and surprisingly lightweight construction. The laces tie up the solid black panel, while the rest of the shoe is decked out in a black-and-white checkerboard pattern.
Catlike QualitiesThat kiddo of yours! They are so smart. So sly. So agile. Sometimes, they can be a little fickle, sure. But they also love to spend time outdoors, chasing butterflies, birds, and bees. They also love to be cozy indoors, curled up on the couch, napping.Are we describing a child here, or a housecat? If your little one's character bears a remarkable resemblance to that of a cat, then you may as well make it official with this Kid's Inflatable Cat Costume. Of course, your child doesn't have to have feline qualities to be a true cat-lover, and we think this clever costume will make any Halloween more fun. But, if your little one has a penchant for back scratches, basking in a sunny window, and playing with laser pointers, well then this is the look for them, without question!Product DetailsThough a cat costume may not be anything new for Halloween, an inflatable cat look is definitely going to bring your child a lot of attention! Watch them strut and prance through the holiday parade or pounce from neighbor to neighbor, trick or treating. This look inflates thanks to an internal battery pack and fan, and it instantly puffs your child up into a cute grey housecat in no time. A cutout beneath the cat's face makes it possible for your kid to enjoy Halloween to the fullest, from seeing their friends' costumes to consuming candy!Meow or NeverYou'll be amazed at how natural stepping into this new persona feels for your child. It's a perfect Halloween moment. Quick, snap a picture before they grow up!
Gummy VibesThe sun is shining. Smooth beats are pumping through the speakers. The air is fresh. And wow! You are so relaxed. Now, we're not saying that you've taken a Cannabis gummy. You could just be having a great day. It just sounds like you're having some wonderful gummy vibes. Congratulations! Heading to a costumed event? Why not spread those good gummy vibes without any skunky whiffs of smoke? This simple costume is easy to throw on for Halloween parties or 420 events. Perfect for promoting dispensaries or simply celebrating your candy of choice, this costume is certainly a vibe!Costume DetailsWe love a tunic costume here! Why? It couldn't be easier to throw on over your own clothing making it perfect for after work parties or impromptu costumed events. This tunic Cannabis Candy Costume is in the shape of a candy bag. The front is printed with big ol' gummy bears and a "Chill Vibes!" label. Your fellow cannabis gummy fans will know exactly where you're coming from. Want a chill look that's ready for any celebration? This tunic costume will be ready to party as soon as it arrives at your door.Sweet SensationsNo matter what you're celebrating, gummy vibes are a fun call. Heading out with a sweet group of friends? Pair up with the rest of our 21 and under-friendly costumes. Heading out with a super chill crowd? We have 420-friendly costumes in stock for every size and style!Looking for radical vibes for your next costumed event? Go ahead and order some gummy vibes!
Pocket ChangeAhh, the good ol' days. Remember a time when people used to actually carry around physical money? These days, everyone seems to carry a card, but in the 90s, you could find us hanging out at the arcade with a pocket full of shiny quarters. There's just something satisfying about the feel of a round quarter as you push it into a pinball machine!Well, we wanted to craft a costume that captured the style of a brand new quarter that's ready for an arcade cabinet. Our designers took great care in getting every detail just right and infused it directly into this amazing Quarter Costume for adults!Design & DetailsTransform into the coin that every arcade machine used to feed on! This Adult Quarter Costume is a simple costume that can be worn over any clothing, making it both quick and easy. It comes with a foam-backed tunic in a round shape. It has the shiny, silver image of a quarter on the front and back, completed with the side bust of George Washington and an eagle. The tunic fits with a pair of adjustable shoulder straps, so just toss it on over your head and you'll be ready
If the Clown Shoe FitsDespite its name, Clown College wasn't all fun and games. It was a lot of hard work. Sure, there were the fun courses, like juggling and face painting. But there was also a surprising amount of math and physics applied, like getting 6 full-sized clowns into that tiny car. It's not just luck or practice—there are actual calculations involved! There were more tedious courses, like the History of Clowning, which required diligent note-taking and stressful exams, and the Timing of Clowning taught you the subtle art of humor. After all that exertion and hard work, you deserve to celebrate your graduation!Nothing says "welcome to official clownhood" more than a brand new pair of Red Jumbo Clown Shoes! So treat yourself to this perfect pair and enjoy your new life as a licensed and fully-trained clown. Of course, now that these giant shoes are involved, all your calculations may need to change to fit you into that clown car...these shoes take up a lot of space!Product DetailsWhether you're a real clown or this is your Halloween costume, this pair of shiny, red and yellow shoes is a must! They are lightweight for easy movement, and the laces tie on top for a secure fit. Happy clowning!
Come one, come all!While plenty of kids dreamed of running away with the circus, for you, it was more than just a dream… It was an obsession. You knew that the only way you could ever truly be happy was traveling across the country in rickety old train cars, boarding next to elephants, lions, clowns and acrobats… and looking sexy the whole time! A life in the circus was your one true calling, which is why you attended the prestigious College of Sexy Ringleading in New York City. After you graduated with a major in sexy ringleading and a minor in sexy clowning, you started searching for your very own big top to call your own.It wasn’t easy, and it wasn’t glamorous. You started as a sexy sideshow barker, then moved up to a sexy human cannon ball, then earned a spot in the surprisingly serious and professional sexy clown troupe. A few broken bones convinced you that you weren’t coordinated enough to be a sexy acrobat, and it turns out being allergic to cats is a liability as a sexy lion tamer. But, slowly but surely, you worked your way up the ranks. Thanks to a lot of sweat, tears and custard pie filling, you finally made it to the top of the big top: the sexy ringleader herself.Product detailsNow, every night you get to strut your stuff while ruling the circus tent’s three rings. And you always look fantastic while doing so, thanks to your Women's Red Ringmaster Sexy Costume. This 100 percent polyester outfit features a jazzy red vest-and-black-bottom combo, with shiny black trim lining and long tails in the back. There’s a button closure in the back for easy wear.Star of the showNow, no matter whether you’re narrating your human cannon ball’s latest daring feat or laughing along with your circus clowns, you’re always looking your best.
This Costume Is BananasYour little monkeys climb over, around, and under everything 364 days a year. Let them be a real monkey on Halloween, but slow them down a bit with this Inflatable Child Monkey Costume. They may even want to slow down to let people admire what they're wearing!Product DetailsThis costume looks like a lot, but it's one piece and doesn't have any small accessories to misplace or lose. A battery pack takes four AA batteries (not included) and airs up this costume in a flash. Just have your kiddo step in. Elastic around the ankles and wrists ensure they won't be floating around inside. Adjust their face inside the face hole. Then hit the on switch and your work is done. The monkey's face is screen printed on, giving it a surprising expression--with your kid's own face as the mouth! There's plenty of room underneath to bundle up, without ruining the overall effect. You'll feel like you've won Halloween when you hear all the "oohs" and "aaahs" (or are they "ooh ooh ahh ahhs"?) this costume will get.Inflate FunSome costumes require extra pieces, tiny accessories, or elaborate makeup. Others are ruined when winter boots, jackets, and hats are required thanks to the weather. Worry about none of that when you choose this Inflatable Child Monkey Costume! All you need is four AA batteries (not included). Hit the "on" switch, and your Halloween night is ready to start. However, we take no responsibility for a Halloween haul of just bananas.
Case of the BluesIf your toddler could make it happen, everything in your house would be blue. In fact, they’d probably make sure everything surrounding your home was blue as well. At restaurants when they’re given the little pack of crayons and paper placemat, they refuse to use any color but the blue—no blue, better replace the crayon pack. Playing I-spy on road trips, they call your attention to the sky or take their time waiting for a (even vaguely) blue car to pass. Your toddler’s favorite outfit is a pair of navy pants with faded knees and a bright blue knit sweater that is just about past fitting their growing shoulders—pair it with over-worn blue socks and they’re day is made! To say they’re going through a blue period became an even crazier understatement when they came to you asking to be blue for Halloween—not an animal, monster, or superhero, but a color.Product DetailsMake your little one’s dreams come true with this Toddler Blue Crayon Costume! The two-piece ensemble starts with a bright blue tunic featuring screen printed details that resemble the colored crayon you toddler can’t get enough of. Its loose fit and wide arm openings offer plenty of space to wear warm layers underneath. The costume is polished off with an included cone-shaped hat gives the costume the familiar crayon shape. Whether they paint the neighborhood blue while trick-or-treating or color while dressed like their favorite color, this outfit is sure to delight!Livin' in a Blue WorldEvery child seems to go through a phase where they want their house, future car, clothing, and even their pets to be the same color. And while it’s a great color, not everything comes in a natural shade of blue. But, you can grant them at least one of their blue world wishes with this Toddler Blue Crayon Costume!
The Couple That Showers Together Stays TogetherThere's a lot you can learn about your sweetie from their hygiene habits. Do they like the water boiling hot or only lukewarm? Do they only use a specific kind of shampoo? What if they have long hair: Do they wash it neatly down the drain or leave it swirled in interesting patterns on the shower wall? Whatever the story, it's a good way to learn to tolerance and how to appreciate each other's quirks (unless they use your favorite body wash again. Then it's war.) Product DetailsLook squeaky clean and super cute in your Adult Soap and Loofa Couples Costume! The set contains two tunics, the first of which is white and shaped like a rectangle, with the word "Soap" printed in caps on the front. The second tunic is a strapless number with a drawstring band and fluffy tiers of pink mesh and a matching pink shower cap. The set also includes bubble balloons that you can carry or stick on your costumes, as well as decorative stickers shaped like rubber ducks, suds, and more. Rub a Dub Dub Show off your favorite form of joint self-care by teaming up with your sweetheart for the perfect tanden costume! You'll be the freshest dating pair around, and better yet, there's no need to actually shower before putting on your outfits because everyone will already assume that you've freshened up. (If you're a little stinky, though, they'll probably be able to tell.)
Mouthing OffWelcome to the eating Olympics! Where mouths come together to see who's the best at chomping down food. The busy schedule unfurls as follows. At eight o'clock, spectators can choose between watching the gum-chewing competition on the field or overdone steak gnawing in the cafeteria. After a break for mouthwash and relaxing, the competition will take off again at noon for competitive taffy and jerky eating. Once the chewy foods are done, competing teeth will take part in both crispy and crunchy specialties for a truly edge-of-your-seat experience. Our teeth go through a lot every day. They dig into all sorts of textures and foods, and they do a great job! If you want to go above and beyond brushing and flossing, pay your teeth some extra respect when you throw on a tooth costume for your next themed outing!Design & DetailsThis toothsome costume is simple to throw on and is simple enough for all sorts of events from parades to parties. Simply throw the foam-backed over your own clothes and zip up the back, and you'll be ready to go! The shoulders can be stuffed with lightweight material such as tissue or plastic grocery bags for a well-rounded molar shape. Pair up with a tooth fairy or a tube of toothpaste to make this a group costume to remember!A Mile of SmileAre you ready to celebrate the chompers that work so hard to keep you well-fed? This costume is the perfect way to show them that you care. Now, we can't promise that this will stop your teeth from getting any cavities. Halloween can be pretty crazy when it comes to the candy overload. Tooth care is up to you but we're not worried because now that you know how it feels to become part of the mouth, we know you'll take care of your teeth. Now, how about a smile?
Hello, SunshineIt's nearly impossible not to smile when you're looking at a gorgeous flower. That goes doubly when the flower in question is a sweet sunflower, with its golden petals and endearing habit of tracking the path of the sun across the sky as the day progresses. It goes triply when the flower in question is you dressed as a sunflower! Product DetailsBe a ray of light in this exclusive Sunflower Costume Headpiece for Women! A brown felt felt and tulle base ties under the chin with a matching ribbon. It's sewn with bright and cheery fabric sunflower petals that have felt backing to keep them standing upright. Prettiest in the PatchWhen you're picking a costume, pick one that will match your winning personality! Wear your favorite matching outfit and pick a bud or two (get it??) to join you in dressing up as the sweetest and sassiest flower patch in history.
It is the year 2017 -- the distant future. Robot men have taken over the world. It was easy for them after they discovered the humans’ only weakness: being shot by giant lasers. Once humankind was taken care of, they could finally go about establishing a robot utopia. Free microchips at every participating robot grocery store. Hot and cold running oil in every robot apartment building. And all of the trees are replaced with robo-recharging stations. Truly a paradise. What a time to not be alive.If you are a human but deep in your chest beats the cold, unfeeling heart of a robot, then you too may join the robots in their awesome new mechanical world. You will blend in perfectly with our Robot Hat, a shiny helmet with sweet antennae for receiving important robot signals. And remember: no one can hurt your feeling ever again if you don’t have feelings. Beep.
True to BlueIn our experience, most kids switch their favorite colors by week, day, or mood. But then there are kids that love blue. We've seen little to no wavering in their dedication to blue. No matter their age, they're true to their chosen color and would probably make each arc of the rainbow a different blue hue if they could.We can't blame them. Blue is everywhere and beyond versatile. With a blue crayon, skies, seas, eyes, and countless cars come to life. Where white would hide, blue steps in to ensure snow, clouds, and so many things are visible, and without blue, there'd be no purple or green! If this sounds like something your kiddo would preach, then this Blue Crayola Crayon Costume is destined to join their costume wardrobe!Design & DetailsThis officially licensed exclusive makes showing love for blue easy with a one-piece design. Lightweight, foam-backed materials give the pullover tunic the shape of a Crayola crayon. Two shades of blue and black printed graphics ensure the costume looks just like a classic Crayola crayon in its wrapper. Meanwhile, an opening in the costume crayon's nib ensures your little blue-lover can see their impact, and shoulder openings keep arms unrestricted.Blue LoveIf your kiddo's love for blue is as vast as the oceans, skies, and its variety of shades, then this Kid's Blue Crayola Crayon Costume is for them! Dressed in the Made By Us costume tunic, kids are transformed into their favorite crayon and ready to spread the good word about the endlessly useful color.
Clown hair comes in all shapes and colors, from classic red to goofy green, or even every color striped across their hairdo. It used to be thought that a clown's hair color was somehow linked to their position and status within the clown hierarchy, kind of like how the color of karate belts indicate skill. The true meaning behind clown hairstyles is still being studied, and we may never know what it truly stands for. One thing that we do know, though, is that white haired clowns are some of the rarest and most highly skilled, sort of like the clown-equivalent of a unicorn. We don't know exactly what it takes to earn this coveted 'fro, but luckily you can just buy this White Afro Wig and skip over everything else. This is the perfect style for the modern clown who's looking for a chic new look. It may not be as silly and in-your-face as puffy red hair, but everyone will be just as excited to see a rare white haired clown at their party!
The Money SuitHave you ever thought about making an entire outfit out of dollar bills? We have. It seems like such a boss move, so we looked into making a halter jumpsuit out of real dollar bills. If you use Benjamins, it's going to cost a pretty penny. Also, dollar bills are not exactly the most comfortable fabric out there. That's why we decided to find something that's a little more wallet-friendly and comfortable to wear!This Women's Halter Money Print Jumpsuit is a spandex blend jumpsuit that gives you the high-style effect of a money suit, with added comfort for anyone looking to make a boss move at their next costume party.Product DetailsThis step-in jumpsuit is made out of a stretch-knit fabric that helps provide a form fit. It comes with a halter-style top that ties at the back of the neck. The jumpsuit has an all-over print of U.S. paper currency, which includes 20 dollar bills, 50 dollar bills, and 100 dollar bills! That means Jackson, Grant, and Franklin will be with you as strut your stuff!We recommend pairing this costume up with some of our dollar sign costume jewelry, as pictured in the image!
For My Next Trick...We think of jesters as simple court clowns. The thing is, they were a lot more. Not only were many of them talented songwriters, musicians, and contortionists, some of them were so close to kings or queens that they were expected to ride into battle and act as messengers for the warring armies. There's even a story of a dwarf jester that escorted a queen from Holland to England, using his horsemanship and soldiering skills to keep her safe through enemy territory. Though the Medieval world might not have been kind to jesters, there are many who have gone down in history, one performer even has a forest in England named after him. You see, whether you specialize in acrobats or archery, you can do what you want as a jester, as long as you do it with style!Product DetailsThis dark jester costume will keep the court on their toes! The featured jumper has a classic checkerboard pattern. The waist is tied with a matching sash to keep this look flattering. Tattered for a nightmarish look, the off-shoulder balloon sleeves and trimmed with classic tatters. Matching the jumpsuit, the tattered collar and the headdress finish this jester costume with a dramatic flourish!Here We are NowEntertain us! Are you heading out to a Medieval themed event or Halloween party? This jester costume is sure to make you feel like you have the entertainment of the court in the palm of your hands. Customize this look with dramatic makeup like the classic diamond eyes and the wide smile pictured or a show-stopping wig that'll make you ready for the spotlight. Just make sure you make it clear whether you're down with going into battle with your employer. We'd say that's a healthy boundary to draw!
The Secret Saguaro StarCue the country western scene. A cowboy is striding out of a saloon, pistol at his hip. He's ready to confront the evil stagecoach robbers, who coincidentally are also the cattle rustlers who have been stealing the local ranchers' prize cattle herds. He stands in the middle of the street, squinting into the hot sun, and sees a... palm tree on the horizon. No, that can't be right. That doesn't create the same atmosphere at all. Someone find a cactus! Product DetailsBe a desert wonder when you wear this exclusive Kids Cactus Cutie Costume! The green corduroy jumpsuit zips up the front and is sewn all over with white yarn tufts that mimic the look of cactus spikes while still allowing you to sit down without injuring yourself. Its attached mitts can be flipped back to free your hands, and elastic at the ankle cuffs keep you snug and comfy. The costume's attached hood is lined on the inside and also sewn with yarn "spikes." The Wild West Wonder Yes, cowboys and other Western phenomena are awesome, but let's talk about cacti for a minute. Besides the fact that it has a super cool-sounding plural form, a cactus has literal spines. on. its. body. How amazing would that be? Plus, it can go for a really long time without needing a drink, which is a handy talent and kind of a low-key superpower if you think about it. And of course, just the sight of one puts you in the mood for a desert vacation.
They say that with age comes wisdom. But we say, why not speed that process up a bit?If you want to add to your aging appearance and step into your sage and golden years, this Old Man Deluxe Mask will add wrinkles to your face without adding years to your life. Finally, you can get the respect you deserve! Everyone will be falling over themselves to offer to help you out and will be asking you about how it was back in the day when things were so much better. You can add it to a Halloween costume that asks for a more “weathered” appearance, or you may even choose to wear this mask without your costume this year; wisdom beyond your years, after all, is worth its weight in gold.
Being a good parent is sort of like being a good gardener. If you want to see growth then you have to make sure to tend to your garden or child regularly. Then with enough love and patience, you get the chance to see your child or garden blossom into something more beautiful than you had ever imagined! Well, even if you don’t have much of a green thumb you can still have the most adorable flower anyone has ever seen. How you ask. Easily, with this awesome Sunflower Hood!This lovely accessory can transform your kiddo into the happiest flower your friends and neighbors have ever seen. Everyone will want to know your secret for raising such a joyful flower. Whether it’s plenty of nutrients and sunlight or an open ear and a helpful hand, no one will be able to argue with the smile on your little one’s face!
Green Thumb's UpYou have a solid gardening track record: you've started a neighborhood community garden, you run a garden education program for kids, and you have transformed your backyard from an ugly abandoned lot to a green and blooming haven. As such an avid gardener, you know that growing plants is all about a careful balance of knowledge, weather, and luck! Thankfully, your Halloween costume doesn't have to be so carefully tended to produce amazing results.This Adult Flower Pot Costume creates a perfect bloom each and every time you wear it, come rain or shine! Not only that, but it's a clever and unique way to celebrate your green thumb this Halloween. You can give out gardening tips to others at the party, or you can just relax and rest easy, knowing that you are a bright and cheery beacon of loveliness. Either way, we think you look amazingly fresh and festive in this exclusive costume!Design & DetailsOur design team grew this costume from the seed of an idea, then tended it carefully to ensure it grew into a look you would love! It's comprised of a faux, foam terra cotta flower pot you can wear over your own black leggings and a long-sleeved tee. The pot has wire in the upper and lower edges to help keep its shape, ensuring it won't wilt with wear. Fabric suspenders tie at the shoulders and give the pot its floating effect. The hood and sunglasses are sold separately, and complete this totally bloomin' look!Flower PowerLook at how much energy this cute costume has given you! You'll brighten everyone's night when you strut into the costume party in this punchy look. You're already a happy-go-lucky person, now you get to embody your uplifting power on Halloween, too, thanks to this cheery costume!
You Like What You LikeIn the age of Instagram and Yelp, the concept of food trends is at an all time high. Anyone can share what they're feasting on at the touch of a button. Arranging smoothie bowls and place settings has become an art form. Everyone's social media feeds are full of perfectly filtered ice cream cones, charcoal smoothies, and seared steaks. It's no surprise that some of these foods take off, with the help of some viral posting. Fancy avocado toast is a child of this internet trend. While some may argue that the era of the avocado is over, we disagree. Show your continued support of this simple but delicious food in an Adult Avocado & Toast Costume!Product DetailsWe hope you have a fellow avocado toast fan, because this costume is a costume for two! Both of them are tunic style and easy to pull on over the head. One is printed with a bread graphic, perfectly toasted to a light brown and complete with toaster grill lines. The avocado tunic celebrates the fruit in its original form. No overly ripe avos here! This one is pale green and still has the pit inside. Everyone will recognize that classic oblong shape!The Perfect PairThese costumes are still costumes separately. Maybe you really like bread, and perhaps your partner or friend eats avocados with a spoon, right from the peel. But that's the beauty of this couple's costume—you are always complete, either separate or together. We love avocados, and we love toast, but there is something magical about the combination. Whether you like your avo toast with cherry tomatos and crumbled feta, or if you simply reach for the salt and pepper, this costume is perfect. The trend of avocados on toast isn't going anywhere!
The Theory of CutenessWhy are koalas so cute? One reason is their totally adorable appearance, which is characterized by their round, fluffy ears, small noses, and stocky build. Their soft, fluffy fur also contributes to their cute appearance. Another reason for their cuteness is their slow, relaxed lifestyle and calm, gentle demeanor. (We wish we could trade places with a koala for a day.) They're also peaceful animals that like to laze around all day, which also speaks to our innermost desires!If you're looking to embody the adorable nature of Australia's most lovable animal, then this Adult Inflatable Koala Costume is a great choice! The cute costume inflates in an instant, so you'll be ready to lounge around in cute style in no time.Product DetailsThis adult inflatable costume is designed with a built-in fan on the side of it. The costume is made of a lightweight, flexible material and is sealed to create an airtight chamber. When the fan or air pump is activated, it pumps air into the costume, causing it to inflate and take on the shape of a cute koala bear. You can wear your regular clothes underneath, making it easy to suit up!The costume only takes a few minutes to inflate, and has a grey and white exterior inspired by the classic Koalas! Once inflated, you leave the fan on while you enjoy the costume. The head has a generous opening for your face, but still creates an airtight seal with elastic.More Inflatable FunInflatable costumes are a quick and easy way for you to dress up as your favorite characters, whether it's a cute Australian animal like this koala or a big scary dinosaur! Be sure to check out our full selection of inflatable costumes to create a total animal party!
This Way To the Crystal CastleHave you heard? Trolls are tromping out of their shadowlands and wreaking havoc in lollipop valley. What we need is a royal meeting of Princess Sparkle and King Grumpenstuph to make peace in the kingdom again. How can the princess get to the Crystal Castle for an emergency meeting as fast as possible? Well, she'll call on her trusty stead, of course! The loyal unicorn will take her across the Misty Marshes, over the Ruby Mountains, and through the Witches Forest without a scratch. Fast as the wind, the princess and her unicorn will be at the Crystal Castle and ready to meet with the Troll king at first light tomorrow morning!Costume DetailsIs your little princess ready for a wild, unicorn adventure? This inflatable unicorn is sure to transport her to a land of make-believe for your next costumed event. The costume is surprisingly easy to slip on. Your child's legs go into the back legs of the unicorn, letting her navigate wherever she wants to go. Fake princess legs are inflated on the top, making it look like your child in the saddle. The fan keeping the costume inflated runs on four AA batteries that are stored in a pocket one of the legs of the costume. Be sure and use the pocket provided to prevent the batteries from overheating. Adjust the direction of the fan and secure the drawstrings before heading out to ensure you get your best inflatable experience! Topped off with a conical princess hat, this will be a fairytale costume your kiddo will never forget!Once Upon a TimeIf make-believe comes easily to your kiddo, now you can be a part of her magical adventures! You'll love watching your child gallop around with this shiny unicorn. Perfect for princess parties and trick-or-treating, you can be sure your next costumed event will live happily ever after in your family lore!
Farceur FashionYou're not afraid of clowns. The issue you have is with their motley ensembles. You understand they're supposed to look silly. Their whole job is to elicit a laugh from onlookers. But you've always thought the slapstick gags, imitations, and overall mime vibe was plenty.Sure, bright colors keep things lighthearted and kid-friendly. Yet, you can't help imagining clowns would be just as fun if they were also fashionable. And this Women's Diamond Flare Clown Costume is here to help you prove your theory is correct!Design & DetailsThis exclusive Made By Us costume is exactly what you need to illustrate how form and function can overlap, even in the world of clowns! The ensemble starts with a white, sleeveless, and wide-legged jumpsuit with a bold multicolored diamond print. The jumpsuit narrows at the waist to give it a maxi-dress-like look, while its lightweight fabrics and loose-fit pant legs promise comfortable wear.Thin adjustable shoulder straps keep the step-in jumpsuit secure. Meanwhile, a pink organza and blue satin trimmed collar pairs with matching cuffs to give the stylish jumpsuit a clownish look! Complete the look with the included hat and shoe clips. The foam-backed hat compliments the jumpsuit's bright white color and pink pompom embellishments, while the shoe clips add similar pink pompoms to your preferred footwear!Diamond Flare Clown Costume IdeasUpdate clown fashion with this Diamond Flare Clown Costume! Inspired by the beloved carnival characters and today's style trends, this fashion-forward costume will surely delight with or without your witty slapstick humor! Pair classic props from our clown costume accessories and grab a playfully colored wig to pull it all together.
Huuurrrrrry Up...Sometimes, it feels like there is nothing on Earth that is slower than your kids getting ready in the morning. Embrace that slothlike speed by grabbing this Inflatable Sloth Kid's Costume. Cut down on the slow dressing by getting them a costume that they literally stand in, you zip up, and then you hit the power button. Done and done! Now it's off to the races (well, theoretically, anyway.)Product DetailsThere's nothing easier than this inflatable kid's sloth costume. Zip it up and go! No small pieces, no random accessories to keep track of, and nothing that can hurt another kid (but those claws sure look epic!) Just four AA batteries (not included) and your kiddos are ready to hit the town as fast or as slow as they want. Hopefully they'll stay awake between houses--no telling how hard it would be to carry a kid in an inflatable back to the car.There's Enough Candy to Go AroundAlthough, the lure of candy might be enough to light a fire under your little sloth's behind. This inflatable will keep your kiddos warm (or cool, depending on where you live) and there's definitely no way you'll lose them in a crowd! This is a low effort, high reward costume. Just pick up four AA batteries, hit the "on" switch, and you're good to go. The kids can trick-or-treat at their own speed, while you do...whatever adults do while they wait for kids to finish collecting candy.
Everything Was BiggerOh yes, it's true. Everything was much bigger during the prehistoric days. It had to be! From dinosaurs to woolly mammoths, all animal life had some truly epic proportions. When you're competing with those giant creatures, you have to be big to survive. Heck, even early cavemen were packing some pretty epic... uh, shall we call them "surprises" that were hiding under their rudimentary garments. People have forgotten just how big things used to be back then! Maybe it's about time that you reminded everyone just how huge things were!Product DetailsThis Men's Boner the Caveman Costume comes with everything you need to show the world the epic size of prehistory! The men's costume comes with a simple caveman outfit, which includes the faux fur tunic top and the tiger print shorts. The really gargantuan portion of this costume comes in the form of a giant-sized, prosthetic... manhood. It's stuffed and features a light flesh tone color and attaches near your waist. It has the "whole business" down there, if you catch our drift. If you don't catch our drift... we mean that it comes with faux testicles. There. We said it. it comes with giant, fake testicles to go along with the manhood. Pair it up with some disheveled hair and few of our caveman bone accessories and you can fully transform into "Boner the Caveman!"Not a Costume for GrandmaListen, we'll be extremely frank with you on this one. Grandma's not gonna like this costume. It's probably a bad idea to show up to the family costume party wearing this if she's planning on coming. We recommend wearing this sort of outfit when you're going to be around like-minded adults... who also happen to be interested in learning about the extra-large sizing of things during the prehistoric times.
Crude ComedyFarts are funny. We know, we know. As an adult, you're supposed to be above fart comedy... but there's just something about farts that are universally funny. Just think about it for a second. Farts make that muffled noise that sounds kind of like a really bad trumpet player. They come out of your bottom, which is probably the funniest place it could possibly come from. Finally, they smell funny. Now, can you honestly tell yourself that a fart isn't funny?That's what's great about kids. Kids don't have any pressure on them to be mature, so they can laugh at a fart for what it is! It's also why this Fart Cloud Costume for kids is pure, comedic gold. When your child wears it to the next costume party, they'll be getting ALL of the laughs!Product DetailsIt might be simple, but this Fart Cloud Costume is highly effective! The costume comes with a top that's made out of various tulle fabric. Shades of brown and green give the top a look that's reminiscent of cartoon depictions of farts. Your child can slip this on over their normal clothes, making it an easy outfit for your child to change into. Of course, one of the funniest parts about a fart is the sound... and this costume delivers that as well! This costume comes with a small speaker that makes fart noises with the press of a button. The speaker has a small battery pack attached to it (batteries sold separately).Toot! Toot!It's okay. You can admit that this Fart Costume for kids is hilarious. It might be sort of childish, but then again, kids have the purest sense when it comes to comedy and we think it's about time that all of us adults started embracing a little bit of childish humor!
Creepy clowns are all the rage right now. Whether it's the Joker, Harley Quinn, or just that guy in your neighborhood wandering around wearing a clown mask, everyone knows that the creepy clown style is red hot. So you want to get in on the action, right? Makes perfect sense. You've got your clown outfit, your makeup, and you've been perfecting the art of scare. But you know what so many clowns forget? Accessories! When's the last time you saw a clown holding something, right? It's an amateur mistake, so before you head out there, do yourself a favor and grab a creepy clown accessory that will really stop 'em dead. This jester's cane is the perfect creepy fit. Are clowns supposed to talk for maximum creepiness? Isn't silence so much more unnerving? But how do you even get a person's attention when you don't talk? Why not try this jester cane you can wave ominously at people? Waving ominously is probably the best scare tactic around. So get on it you creepy clown! Creep us out!
We've always seen the color red on most clowns out there. The problem these days with those clowns, however, is the fact that they just don't have the appeal they used to anymore ever since that string of horror movies featuring murderous and terrifying psycho clowns have come out. We still can't look at even the happy jokesters at the circus the same way anymore if they have red hair. We've decided to help come up with a solution. This Purple Clown Wig will look just as great on you as the red one except without the terrifying memories being brought up from everyone's childhood. Have you ever looked up "scary clown with a purple wig?" We did and there were more scary clown pictures with red wigs than purple ones! It just makes sense. Be the happy clown this Halloween. This has been a message from the society concerned about really eerie disguises or SCARED for short.
The Greatest Lil' ShowmanSome kids just have a knack for theatrics. They can captivate adults with a charming laugh or melt hearts with a charismatic smile. Yes, even infants can really start honing their skill at being the star of the show, and this Circus Ringmaster Costume for infants is an adorable way to transform your little one into center-stage material. It's an adorable look that takes its inspiration from classic ringmasters seen orchestrating vibrant shows at the circus!Design & DetailsOur costume experts wanted to craft the ultimate circus experience for your little one. This Made By Us costume starts with red twill jacket with an attached vest and shirt front. The jacket has black cuffs and plenty of gold detailing to help your child strike a truly captivating appearance. The vest fits with a simple hook and loop fastener in the front, making it easy to get your child suited up! The red satin bow tie fits with an elastic band to put the finishing touch on the jacket. The costume also comes with a pair of black pants, which have gold fabric along the side of the pant legs. Finally, the foam hat fits on your child's head to turn them the leader into any show!More Ringmaster Costume IdeasThe circus fun doesn't have to stop there! Your child will become the ringmaster in this costume, but they'll need some acts to help fill out the show. You can dress up in any one of our circus costumes to perfectly complement your little one's look, but our favorite pairing with this costume happens to be one of our lion costumes! And what's a circus event without clowns? You can have the whole family outfitted for a delightful show at the circus when you choose this Circus Ringmaster Costume.
Nerd Alert!So, you've heard that nerds are all the rage this year. The only problem? Your child is a totally cool and popular girl! If there's nothing nerdy about your gal, then you'll have to get creative if she wants to hop on the bandwagon for Halloween.This Nerd Kit for Girls can turn even the queen bee of the seventh grade into a Grade A dweeb, instantly. How fun! No one will even be able to recognize your little fab fashionista around the school hallways!Product DetailsSuspenders, neckties, and glasses...oh my! This little kit has it all, from the bow in her (nerdy) braids to the pins on her (nerdy) shirt. A patch reads "I Love Nerds," in case there was any doubt. All she needs is one of those gigantic TI-82 calculators (are those things still around?) and a Periodic Table to tote around, just in case she needs to rattle off some of the elements. Smart StartOf course, the one thing this look can't do is instill nerdy smarts in its wearer, but luckily, your kid already has them in spades! She may not be a member of the mathletes, but she certainly looks the part for trick-or-treating this year!
Feeling Blue-tifulWhat's your kiddo's favorite color? Regardless of what their answer is, we think most of them would agree that blue is a very important hue, especially when they're making art! After all, it's a primary color, which means you can't create it by mixing other shades, and large blue areas like skies and oceans take up a lot of real estate on your typical coloring page.If your kiddo loves the color blue, drawing with crayons, or both, then they'll enjoy wearing this Blue Crayon Costume Dress! This adorable dress and headband set will have them feeling "blue-tiful" as soon as they put it on.Design & DetailsThis Kid's Blue Crayon Costume Dress was designed by our in-house team and is officially licensed by Crayola. Their signature wavy black lines appear on the top and bottom of the bodice, with the Crayola logo printed on the front just like a real crayon. The dress closes in the back with hook and loop fastener. To complete the look, a crayon tip-shaped hat secures to the wearer's head with a headband.You can easily create a colorful group costume when you shop the rest of our crayon collection! We have more color choices in toddler, child, and adult sizes so everyone can get in on the fun. You'll have a blast building your very own unique box of crayons!
Na na na na na na na na na, Lego!Uh oh, the Joker is at it again! He wants to destroy Gotham and take down Batman in one fell swoop. What is Batman going to do? Lego Movie 2 asks that question and answers it as the suspenseful but silly story careens to its conclusion. Spoiler: Batman is victorious because, well, he's Batman. No wonder your kid adores him so much! Don't worry, though, this Lego won't murder your foot if you happen to step on it! The Lego Movie 2 Kids Batman Prestige Costume has all the sweet details of Batman's special look in the film. Product DetailsWhat makes this suit so spectacularly blocky is foam, foam, foam! Foam forms Batman's "pants" in this tunic, and the torso of the tunic is padded as well. Even the hands are foam! Your child may not have thumbs in this costume, but they can still hold their Halloween bucket in these foam claws! (Don't worry, the hands are detachable if your child wants to keep their thumbs.) The cape is detachable, making it easier for the wearer to climb into the suit. The plastic mask has an elastic band to secure it, so your child can scowl at people, Batman style, all evening. Go Save Your City!Quick, Batman—your town needs you! This Halloween, hordes of candies are going to try to take over the neighborhood. If you don't run around to all of the houses and collect some candy, the sweets will multiply and take over, so that we can't eat them anymore! It is your duty to protect your fellow citizens and trick or treat for all of the Snickers, Smarties, and Reese's Pieces your heroic bag can carry. Don't worry, folks! Lego Batman is here to save the day.
Babies get to have all the fun. They eat and sleep while being held and adored by everyone around them. If they need something, all they have to do is cry until they get what they want and every second of the day they are being waited on hand and foot. If we cried that much we would never be allowed anywhere! Those guys have it so easy and they don't even have the cognitive development to understand that yet! Just for one day, don't you wish you could be like them? Well this Jumbo Pink Baby Bottle might not change the rules of society entirely to allow that but it's a start! Just put this around your neck and grab one of our goofy, giant baby costumes and you'll be ready for the life of being pampered just like back before you even knew how to walk.
Riding a gorilla to a party is something most of us think we'll never do in our lives, but we'd be wrong! It's something anyone can do... including you! All you need is this Adult Ride on Monkey Costume! It's one of these fantastic double-take costumes that everyone will try to figure out. We recommend staying in character through the whole thing. This Monkey? Owes you a life debt. Name is Chippers. He's going to carry you around for the rest of your life, and all you have to do is give him a banana a couple times of day. It's win-win!
It's All Fun and GamesAre you the unofficial jokester of your friend group? Can you be counted on to always have a laugh-worthy one-liner or an amazing practical joke? Congratulations, you are officially the ruler of this court! Forget about what your teacher told you would happen if you never take anything seriously in life, because here the only important thing is to have a good time. Seriously. Product DetailsLet the good times roll when you wear your Adult Jester Soft Hat! This whimsical headpiece is styled after a classic jester crown with three downward-curving stuffed points in colors of purple, yellow, and green. Each point is tipped with a tiny gold-tone bell so that everyone will know when you enter the room. The soft brim is purple velour striped with gold trim! Is This a Joke to You? The anwer is yes, of course! Your friends will be delighted to see that their favorite entertainer has arrived at the party.
You Young Whippersnappers There's something a little bit...different about your cute little baby. Have you noticed that he seems to prefer mashed prunes over any other food? You already know that his "dentures" are missing and that he needs a walker to get around. But he also gets fussy if some young hooligan is playing too-loud music around him, and he likes to talk really loudly over anyone else in earshot. Have you considered the fact that your little guy is extra mature for his age? Product DetailsDoes your baby already seem like an old soul? Dress him in this exclusive Great Grandpa Costume for Infants! The hilarious costume includes a jersey knit jumpsuit that has a top that's printed to resemble a green vest and black suspenders over a white shirt. The collar is sewn with a bowtie made of the same plaid print as the jumpsuit's legs. Felt fabric glasses with faux eyebrows and a felt hat with faux sideburns completes the ageing process! When I Was Your Age...Dressing your baby as a great-grandpa is a surefire way to inspire lots of laughs! Thanks to the adorable faux suspenders and the bushy eyebrows, this little man looks ready to deliver a long speech about how he used to have to walk uphill to school both ways (during raging blizzards, too!) Fortunately, Great-Grandpa here is also happy to laugh along with everyone and enjoy all the little moments this Halloween, which is truly a sign of the wisdom that comes with age.
If you have ever wondered why your mutant broccoli monster costume isn't getting the scares you were hoping for, or why your fancy tailored green tuxedo just doesn't look as dashing as you were expecting, take a look at your accessories. You can put all of the detail you want into the body, mask, and limbs of a scary monster costume, but if you still have human hands and feet, it's just not gonna fly! Or, if you show up to a dinner party in a well tailored, custom designed tuxedo and overcoat, but you don't have the gloves to match, it's going to look like you forgot something. So, have you caught onto what we're getting at yet? You need a pair of these Green Gloves! These stretchy, green, adult-sized gloves are the perfect accessory for your green-themed costumes and everyday wardrobe. You'll thank us when you are out in your leprechaun costume, and you need to slap someone with a glove to challenge them to a duel!
Story of a ColorRed is a perfectly apple hanging from the tip of a tree branch, or being offered by a witch with a wicked smile. Red is a stream of molten lava oozing slowly down the side of a rumbling volcano. Red is a ruby being worn by a princess, the banner of a charging knight, the fire blasting from a dragon's roaring mouth. It's also the slightly questionable-looking chili being served in the lunch line at your school. Red is everywhere! Product DetailsMake "seeing red" a great thing when you wear your exclusive, officially licensed Girl's Red Crayon Costume Dress! The knee-length, sleeveless dress is made light red stretch knit fabric with a wide band of deep red at the bottom of the skirt. The bodice is printed with Crayola's signature black squiggly wrapper design as well as a vertical Crayola logo. A matching crayon wrapper band is printed around the hips. The fabric-covered headband topped with an attached, foam-backed hat shaped like a crayon tip is the perfect final touch. Bright and Beautiful If red is your favorite hue, color your world with this cool costume! Maybe it will inspire you to create your best masterpieces out of only red, the way Picasso did with blue, or to draw mostly red objects for your next gallery exhibition. Someday, when you're a world-famous artist whose main medium is crayons, you can look back on the day that you dressed as a Crayola color as the day that your artistic journey began. Bravo!
We hear your little one is known to disappear for hours at a time. That you often find him standing motionless against a wall, on a reconnaissance mission, or hiding in a corner with a potted plant on his head, hoping to look like your heirloom end table. We feel for you. Which is why we’re suggesting this Child Camo Second Skin for your little Houdini. Now, he can blend in seamlessly with the world around him...and outdoors, to boot! No more tripping over him in the entryway or being scared half to death when he emerges from behind a curtain. And now that he’ll be busy hiding around in the bushes, he can’t just be dressed in a pair of blue jeans and a bright red t-shirt, now can he? Camouflage is the only real option for stealth operations in the woods. If your child wants to blend in (and we know your child does) he'll be able to go completely undetected in this sleek suit. We're just hoping he’s coming back for dinner, because you sure won't be able to find him out there.That’s because this jumpsuit is printed in classic camo, as are the attached gloves, socks, and mask. So go ahead, ask him if he’d like to own the ultimate gear for outdoor covert ops...we’ll wait while you try and find him.
Lean Into ItSo, you've been invited to the annual 'Adult Humor' party. There are always some pretty inventive costumes at such a gathering. Play-on-word costumes are a standard. You can probably expect a couple of sausage-related costumes and at least one crop top that features enormous fruit along the bustline. You know there will be the Plug & Outlet couples' costume featured at least twice. (Probably more.) Each of them fully deserve the wry chuckle for the pinnacle of suggestive humor. But, if you want a real reaction, you have to go all the way. Who needs an implication when you can just show up in the full glory that is the theme of the gathering? Folks might stifle a laugh as they ask which way you lean... but you can turn those giggles into a full uproar when you show up, fully loaded, in a costume that hides behind nothing! Product DetailsWe have to be frank. If you want the most outrageous costume for your adult humor party, it's time to go for the gold. It's time for the Giant Inflatable Penis costume. There's no bones about it. This costume looks like a giant penis. When you slide into the costume and secure your arms and ankles, turn on the fan and your costume will fill up with air! Maintain vision through the mesh mask, even if your stride may be restrained. In no time, you're ready to waddle into the room and let folks go nuts with laughter at your undeniable stones. A costume like this takes... guts, obviously! Is That a Costume in your Pocket?The jokes will practically write themselves when you wear this most direct of adult humor costumes. Flip the switch and bring your Inflatable Penis costume to life. All that's next is figuring out where to wear your crown for winning King of the Costume Contest!