Costume Headsock
1272078506$2.99
Sock TalkLet's talk socks. Some people aren't a fan of socks. We think those people are crazy! They're cozy, they make it easier to wear shoes, and you can get them in all sorts of different designs. We love socks. In fact, we've been thinking that maybe your feet aren't the only part of your body that might enjoy wearing a sock. Like, what about your head? We decided to investigate.We started out with a normal sock, designed for a foot. To make a long story short, don't trying wearing a normal sock on your head (really, don't try it at home)! Then, we found out about this Black Costume Headsock! It might not actually be as cozy as a traditional pair of socks for your feet, but it definitely gets the job done!Product DetailsThis black headsock is a pretty simple design. It's made out of a polyester material that stretches to fit most adults and it even has an elastic band around the bottom. When you have it on your head, the headsock allows for vision, but your vision may be limited, so take caution while wearing it! You can wear this with a variety of different costumes
Vintage Pierrot Clown Women's Costume
1266095116$49.99
Sad clown? Oh no, no, no, not anymore. There is nothing sad about you and you're about to prove it to the world. The archaic stereotypes associated with Pierrot clowns are about to be destroyed by no one other than YOU.Trust us, we don't want to give you a history lesson because it's not our intention to put you to sleep, but way back in the day Pierrot clowns were the butt of jokes. And girl, that is just not you and it's not what the sensitive jokesters stand for anymore. The clown community is counting on you to make the change!Once you're dressed in this vintage Pierrot clown costume, just exude your usual confidence and the antiquated stigma will start fading away. Anyway, it will be difficult not to feel bold when you're dressed in a pair of sassy overall-style suspender shorts. The ruffled shirt adds some texture to the ensemble, while the ruffled collar provides necessary old-fashioned detail. Hike up the striped leggings (which will elongate your legs) and plop the pom-pom decorated hat on your head and you're ready to transform the Parisian streets into your own personal catwalk. Pierrot clowns of the past will be grateful that you've single-handedly changed their public image. When you look this stylish, it's impossible not to make a statement!
Adult Inflatable Pickle Costume
1267062239$44.99
A Zesty Snack Welcome to the picnic! But wait - this isn't the scene of merriment and fun that we're used to thinking of when we think of picnics. Where's the laughter? The giant paper plates stacked full of food? The pickles? Oh, that's it. Someone forgot the pickles, so everyone's appetites are ruined and all of the enthusiasm is gone. You can't plan a proper party without the perfect pickes! We might as well just call the whole thing off. Product DetailsYour friends will relish seeing you in this Inflatable Pickle Costume for Adults! The unisex outfit fastens up the back and is made of sturdy green material that's printed with pickle contours and bumps. When fully inflated, the costume resembles an enormous pickle with rounded ends and a slightly thinner midsection. A hole for your face allows you to see where you're going, and the armholes are sewn with elastic. The legs stick out the bottom to let you move around with comparative ease (for a giant, walking pickle, anyway). A Mouthwatering Treat Everyone loves pickles, so it's safe to say that your costume will be a huge hit with young and old alike! Just a quick disclaimer: if you have a really dedicated pickle lover in your group of friends, they may be hard to convince that you are only wearing a costume pickle, not a giant, delicious, crunchy, briny former cucumber. If they start chasing you around the party begging for "just one cornichon!" it's up to you to figure out your escape.
Man-Eating Venus Fly Trap Costume
1283642666$59.99
The Real DealYour friends may think they’re cool with their Dracula costumes and zombie makeovers but you will be something truly terrifying. You won’t be something that’s made up and only exists in books and on the big screen. No, you will be something real… well, kind of real.You can be a Man-Eating Venus Fly Trap! Before these plants were only a terror for all of fly-kind but now they are growing at an exponential rate. They’ve become the size of a full-grown man and their hunger knows no end. Will you have a never-ending sweet tooth or perhaps a thirst that a brewery couldn’t quench? Well, whether it’s one or the other, or even both, everybody better watch out when you enter the costume parties this October.Details & DesignSure, when tending a garden it is important to take your time and to be patient but when it’s Halloween nobody has time for that. That’s why our costume design team has made it so you can toss this ensemble together in no time at all.Start with the green velour shirt. After that, you can attach the hood with the help of the hook and loop fasteners that match with the set on the back of the mock-turtle neck on the shirt. The hood has leaves and petals, as well as soft-sculpted teeth, around the face opening. Next comes the flowerpot. With the help of the matching green shoulder straps, your pot will be secure. Finally, add the included pair of velour mitts and voilà! You are now a beautiful and monstrous plant.Leaf the Scares to UsDon’t bother with the usual boring monster costumes this Halloween. You came to our exclusive page for a reason. You wanted something unique. Well, with this costume, you’ve found it. We can guarantee that you will be the only Man-Eating Venus Fly Trap on the dance floor.
Plus Size Men's Dashing Ringmaster Costume
1292924469$89.99
Ladies and Gentlemen! Clowns flying from cannons, lion tamers putting their heads in the fanged mouths of beasts, acrobats sparkling as they soar in death-defying feats... all of these things are amazing on their own! A little crazy when put together. It takes a showman with real flair to take all of these fabulous elements and, using nothing but his own beguiling sense of fun, present them as a show meant to captivate audiences and leave them talking of nothing else for days! Product DetailsThe crowds will go wild when you show up dressed in our exclusive Plus Size Dashing Ringmaster Costume! The costume's top comes together with two pieces. A long red velvet jacket with black satin vest panels starts the ensemble. Gold trims, printed embellishments, and shoulder epaulets with fringe ensure plenty of flair. The jacket-vest combo buttons up the center with small black buttons.A pleated, white satin cravat with a decorative gold button worn under the costume jacket creates the appearance of a button-up shirt. Black, elastic waistband pants with printed gold cord ensure a cohesive look, but completing the ensemble is a pair of black faux leather boot covers and a top hat with a red ribbon band.It's a Circus Around Here!If you like it when things are a little chaotic - ok, a lot chaotic - this is the costume for you! Show everyone that you have what it takes to wow the crowds with fabulous acts and your own sheer charisma. An outfit this amazing turns any room you enter into the Greatest Show on Earth. Lions, tigers, bears, and juggling clowns are all optional but highly encouraged.
Kid's Space Robot Plush Costume Hat
1213231727$14.99
It is the year 2017 -- the distant future. Robot men have taken over the world. It was easy for them after they discovered the humans’ only weakness: being shot by giant lasers. Once humankind was taken care of, they could finally go about establishing a robot utopia. Free microchips at every participating robot grocery store. Hot and cold running oil in every robot apartment building. And all of the trees are replaced with robo-recharging stations. Truly a paradise. What a time to not be alive.If you are a human but deep in your chest beats the cold, unfeeling heart of a robot, then you too may join the robots in their awesome new mechanical world. You will blend in perfectly with our Robot Hat, a shiny helmet with sweet antennae for receiving important robot signals. And remember: no one can hurt your feeling ever again if you don’t have feelings. Beep.
Adult Peanut Butter and Jelly Costume
1230106521$39.99
Everyone longs to have that one special person in their life; someone who knows them so well that without thinking they can easily finish each others’...sandwiches.Whether your other half is a friend, family member, forever sweetie, or even a frenemy, this Adult Peanut Butter and Jelly Costume is the perfect sustenance for your Halloween plans. Bound to be a mainstay for years to come, this costume couplet is as foolproof as your favorite lunch--dependable, timeless, and loved by all. Plus, you get two costumes in one! That’s almost as good as a perfectly made PB & J (cut on a diagonal, of course) that has just the perfect proportion of jelly to peanut butter and nothing spilling out of the sides. That’s hard to beat. Or this is a easy diy couple Halloween costumes idea!The peanut butter and jelly of these costumes look so real that you'll make your party guests hungry for a quick sandwich. Distract them from them hunger pangs by asking them how they like to make their signature sandwich. Everyone has a unique style, like a PB & J fingerprint--from crustless, to double-layered peanut butter, to wheat bread or white! We like our with homemade jam and crunchy peanut butter, but there’s really no wrong way to assemble America’s favorite sandwich. So. go grab your special someone and a pair of basic black pants and shoes. The hard part is over--you’ve found yourself a soul mate; everything that comes after should be as easy as a PB & J!
Adult Inflatable American Football Costume
1319390111$49.99
The Real MVPWho's the most important player in the game of football? Is it the quarterback, with his keen eye and incredible throwing arm? Is it the defensive lineman, with his ability to stop the offense in its tracks? Maybe the wide receiver who makes unbelievable touchdown catches or even the kicker who wins the game with a three-point field goal? Actually, no. It's the ball, because without a football, the other players would just be a bunch of guys standing around in tight, shiny pants. Product DetailsIf you've been waitin' all day for Sunday night, you're going to love wearing your exclusive Inflatable American Football Costume for Adults! The unisex bodysuit zips up the back and features elastic inside its arm and leg openings. Its brown windbreaker fabric is printed with a horizontal white stripe at the top and bottom, as well as printed white "lacing" details up the front. A small, battery-operated fan is installed at the back right side. When fully inflated, the suit is shaped like a giant football. Run the Ball Few things in life bring people together quite like a good game of football. Not because we're all rooting for the same players, of course. But doing some friendly trash-talking of the other team while cheering on your own side is pretty uniting all the same. It may even inspire you and your friends to go outside for a quick game of flag football. You may have to coach from the sidelines, however. You're too big to throw (thank goodness).
Clever Lil' Clown Toddler Costume
1265312246$39.99
Feeling a Little FunnyOne of the hardest parts of being a committed clown at the age of 5 is pre-school. Many kids struggle with the big life changes associated with starting their education, but it can be even harder if the other kids see you as “different”. Once they noticed your giant shoes, huge red nose, and rainbow colored, poofy afro, no kid would be able to resist pointing it out.At block-stacking time, those giant clown hands make it impossible to achieve stacks of five or six like the other kids. In fact, you’re lucky if you get 3 before you inadvertently knock it down! Likewise, finger-painting is a huge hassle. Then there’s the difficulty of nap time when your nose squeaks every time you move your head! That classic, old clown get-up is just so outdated…Juggling Fashion TrendsThat’s why we have invented this Clever Lil’ Clown Toddler Costume. It’s a little bit sleeker and more modern than the typical clown-wear that you can get from any Clown-Mart. The muted colors fit in better with the styles of today, so you don’t have to worry about being the weird clown girl with the bright yellow overalls anymore; you can just enjoy your cute, frilly dress! The parasol, hat, and hair also accessorize the outfit perfectly, so you don’t have to worry about making it match on your own.A Beautiful JesterIf you are looking for the perfect clown costume for your toddler, then this is the one for you. It is a perfect blend of scary and cute, which means you can brag all night about how well they are juggling those traits!
Womens Pink Adult Baby Pajamas Costume
1326800237$24.99
Don't Wanna Grow UpWere you excited to grow up as a kid? Adults were allowed to do so many different things. They bought ice cream whenever they wanted. They got to stay up late, use forbidden words, and drive cars. We were bribed into adulthood by all these little details and it wasn't until we were deep into living that nine to five lifestyle that we realized we made a big mistake. Gone are the days we get to take midday naps. Gone are little bowls of applesauce, the cups that won't spill when you turn them over, and the people who lean over and coo as they ask you what your favorite color is. Life as an adult is tough but there's no going back. . . or is there?Product DetailsYou're sure to stay cozy in these cute pink pajamas. The design is warm and simple with oversized sleeves and legs with footies that fit over your shoes of choice. You can slip these on easily with the zipper right up the front. You can even layer clothing underneath to keep warm in cold weather. Pair this pajama suit with any of our accessories from bottles to a lollipop to make your look complete. Going GagaWhether you're heading out to a costume party, celebrating a new baby at a baby shower, or you're simply planning to hang at your crib and watch cartoons, you're sure to enjoy wearing this ensemble. In a dusty pale pink, you'll feel like you've gone back to your childhood. No one is going to judge you for eating Mac and Cheese and popsicles for dinner. You've gained the right to rave about cartoons and to cuddle teddy bears. While growing up might have been a big mistake, we're pretty sure returning to childhood a second time is going to be a lot more fun. Hey, this time you can buy your own ice cream!
Prestige Kids Batman Lego Movie 2 Costume
1235918430$79.99
Na na na na na na na na na, Lego!Uh oh, the Joker is at it again! He wants to destroy Gotham and take down Batman in one fell swoop. What is Batman going to do? Lego Movie 2 asks that question and answers it as the suspenseful but silly story careens to its conclusion. Spoiler: Batman is victorious because, well, he's Batman. No wonder your kid adores him so much! Don't worry, though, this Lego won't murder your foot if you happen to step on it! The Lego Movie 2 Kids Batman Prestige Costume has all the sweet details of Batman's special look in the film. Product DetailsWhat makes this suit so spectacularly blocky is foam, foam, foam! Foam forms Batman's "pants" in this tunic, and the torso of the tunic is padded as well. Even the hands are foam! Your child may not have thumbs in this costume, but they can still hold their Halloween bucket in these foam claws! (Don't worry, the hands are detachable if your child wants to keep their thumbs.) The cape is detachable, making it easier for the wearer to climb into the suit. The plastic mask has an elastic band to secure it, so your child can scowl at people, Batman style, all evening. Go Save Your City!Quick, Batman—your town needs you! This Halloween, hordes of candies are going to try to take over the neighborhood. If you don't run around to all of the houses and collect some candy, the sweets will multiply and take over, so that we can't eat them anymore! It is your duty to protect your fellow citizens and trick or treat for all of the Snickers, Smarties, and Reese's Pieces your heroic bag can carry. Don't worry, folks! Lego Batman is here to save the day.
Toddler's Red Crayon Costume
1213234895$24.99
Bold BehaviorIf you had to choose 3 words to describe your toddler, they’d be: adventurous, fiery, and bold. Rarely does a school day go by when your kiddo isn’t sent home from daycare with a slip explaining why their pants have a new tear or stain on the knees or seat. Typically, they were the only one to find the mud puddle hidden behind the shrubs that run along the fence. When you address them about it and explain that wandering away from their teachers and diving into bushes everyday isn’t safe, they launch into what could be a 3-page paper on why it is, in fact, okay. They even try to explain why it’s better that they continue to adventure outside of their classmates’ and teachers’ eyeline. Then, every morning, when you readdress the rules of school before sending them off in their unique, mismatched, self-styled outfit, they smile with a mischievous twinkle in their eyes.Product DetailsWhen your little one came to you at a loss for what they wanted to be for Halloween you were slightly perplexed. Their go-to suggestions of explorer, dragon, or even an all-powerful fairy weren’t cutting it apparently, but you weren’t sure what would. Luckily, you found this Toddler’s Red Crayon Costume and we have to say it sounds perfect for your kiddo! The simple 2-piece ensemble turns your toddler into a bright red crayon that’s ready to leave a mark on the world—or at least another blank wall. With the cone-shaped hat on the top of their head and the tube-shaped, crayon wrapper printed tunic secured around their shoulders, they’re sure to stand out from the crowd.Color the Town RedWhether your toddler is coloring the world red at playtime or you’re hoping the bright color will keep them visible even if they dive into the bushes while trick-or-treating, this Red Crayon Costume for toddlers is the choice for you and yours!
Toddler Tiny Tree Costume
1268998470$39.99
Forest FriendOnce upon a time in an ancient wood, a tiny acorn fell to the ground. It was covered by dead leaves and watered by the rain until it sprouted and grew up into an impressive sapling. The animals who lived in the forest liked it a lot, because it was so friendly, and told it all about the things that went on outside its habitat. This made the tree, which was naturally curious, even more curious. So it did something that very few other trees have ever done: It decided to go exploring. Product Details"Treeat" your plant-loving child to an exclusive Tiny Tree Costume for Toddlers! The jumpsuit fastens up the center back and is made of soft brown minky fabric that has been embossed all over with details that look like tree bark. Green felt leaves are sewn to each sleeve, and the included stuffed squirrel secures into a pocket over the stomach. The foam headpiece is also embossed with a bark print and sewn with green felt leaves. The Care and Keeping of TreesAs you may have guessed, this is a very special and unique tree that has come to visit you! Here are a few things you should know if it decides to make a prolonged stay. Number One: Please don't try to build a tree house on it. It's not going to be happy. Number Two: Thanks to photosynthesis, trees turn carbon dioxide, water, and sunlight into sugar to eat, so skip the middleman and just take it trick-or-treating to get its sweet treats!
Rainbow Wacky Jester Plush Costume Hat
1275267536$19.99
Protect and SwerveIf you're a jester (and we're guessing you are since you've landed here), then you know that all that hilarity and physical comedy comes with a price—a lot of bumps and bruises! Juggling pins fall on your head and, well, things can get a little clumsy sometimes. That's why it's important to invest in the right jester hat—one that will keep you looking the part but also protected from all those classic jester injuries that come with the job. This Wacky Rainbow Plush Jester Hat does just that. It gives your jester look a lift from its fun color pattern, but the plush material will also enable you to take a few bonks without a bruise—and we have to say, the look on your face when you drop something on your head is pretty laugh-worthy! Just note: this hat is not fireproof. So if you choose to juggle anything on fire, we can't help ya there!Product DetailsThis hat is a classic...with a twist! It's the shape of an iconic court jester's cap, with the umbrella-like arms hanging overhead. But, this piece is also a total original—with its bold rainbow stripes and fluffy-plush construction—just like you!
Adult Retro Flip Phone Costume
1265316415$39.99
L8R! School's out, work's over, and it's time for some fun! You're all ready to go out with your friends to catch a movie, grab pizza at the mall food court, and chill for the whole weekend. You've got your spiked hair, cargo pants, and beach bro flip flops on if you're a dude. If you're a gal, you've got your distressed flare jeans, popcorn top, and crimped hair under a newsboy cap. You're ready to go - oh wait! Can't forget the ultra-cool flip phone! Are you cutting-edge or what? Product DetailsRelive the glory of the one-finger texting era with this hilarious Retro Flip Phone Adult Costume! The exclusive outfit is unisex and consists of a long, dark gray pullover tunic. The top is shaped like an old-school flip phone and is printed with graphics, including all of the number, letter, and symbol keys, a green "Call" button and a red "End Call" button, and a silver "speaker." A flap at the bottom resembles a flip case, and a foam antenna is attached to the back. C U 2NITE? Technology is so incredible! Your phone is the coolest one around, and get this - it even comes in different colors. *Mind blown.* There's absolutely no way that any phone more awesome than this one will ever exist. It's definitely impossible that by later in the 21st Century, there will be about forty-five and a half new styles of phones that can even let you access the internet. Even if there were, they won't be nearly as great because they won't have flip tops.
Psycho Jester Cane Prop
1315361653$24.99
Creepy clowns are all the rage right now. Whether it's the Joker, Harley Quinn, or just that guy in your neighborhood wandering around wearing a clown mask, everyone knows that the creepy clown style is red hot. So you want to get in on the action, right? Makes perfect sense. You've got your clown outfit, your makeup, and you've been perfecting the art of scare. But you know what so many clowns forget? Accessories! When's the last time you saw a clown holding something, right? It's an amateur mistake, so before you head out there, do yourself a favor and grab a creepy clown accessory that will really stop 'em dead. This jester's cane is the perfect creepy fit. Are clowns supposed to talk for maximum creepiness? Isn't silence so much more unnerving? But how do you even get a person's attention when you don't talk? Why not try this jester cane you can wave ominously at people? Waving ominously is probably the best scare tactic around. So get on it you creepy clown! Creep us out!
Purple Afro Clown Wig
1265314710$9.99
We've always seen the color red on most clowns out there. The problem these days with those clowns, however, is the fact that they just don't have the appeal they used to anymore ever since that string of horror movies featuring murderous and terrifying psycho clowns have come out. We still can't look at even the happy jokesters at the circus the same way anymore if they have red hair. We've decided to help come up with a solution. This Purple Clown Wig will look just as great on you as the red one except without the terrifying memories being brought up from everyone's childhood. Have you ever looked up "scary clown with a purple wig?" We did and there were more scary clown pictures with red wigs than purple ones! It just makes sense. Be the happy clown this Halloween. This has been a message from the society concerned about really eerie disguises or SCARED for short.
Graftobian Deluxe Clown Makeup Kit
1213248876$24.99
Scary or Total RiotWhen it comes to clowns, there’s no in-between. They’re either a wacky buffoon that makes you laugh uncontrollably at the mere sight of them, or they’re a walking nightmare that will haunt your thoughts for years to come. You never hear about clowns like Zuppo, the painfully average clown or Tad, the moderately boring clown. That’s why if you plan on being a clown (scary or funny), then you need to go all out!Of course, the start to any great clown costume lies with selecting the right makeup kit. That means you need to be audacious and you need some bright colors, whether you’re trying to entertain or scare.Product DetailsThis deluxe clown makeup kit is a professional makeup kit that includes everything you need to create the perfect clown look. It comes with a crème foundation, along with 4 vibrant crème contour shades, including blue, red, orange and black. It also comes with an eye lining pencil, a make-up brush and face powder. A powder puff and latex sponges are also included for your convenience. Finally, a clown now and a set of instructions are included to help kick start your clown look.
Men's Bearded Woman Costume
1213242511$49.99
A Braided Beauty Are you getting tired of a world where the guys are always the ones making the rules? Deciding who gets what and which style is going to be the most popular this season? Stroking their facial hair while doing their best to dive into deep thought? Well, it's pretty well known that women can do everything men can do. Often, even better! So, don't leave facial hair to be a man's job. Show the world that a woman's style can actually improve upon bearded behavior! Then again, the glory of a beautiful dress doesn't have to be only in the realm of the women, either! Men could surely enjoy the feeling of fabric swaying at their thighs while they stride in style upon the stage. Perhaps it is a time for the famous looks of men and women to unite so we can create a look that will really be remembered! Design & DetailsThe spotlight is about to give you the time in center stage and we've got a look that will make you grin from ear to ear... assuming folks will see it through your fuzzy face in this Bearded Woman costume! This Made by Us look was put together by our in-house team. It is a luxurious dress of dark red taffeta with satin details and more ruffles than a guy can count. The included hair clip is a lovely flower that matches the look of the dress. If you struggle with a beard of your own, don't forget to pick up one of our beard and wig kits to complete your look!
Girl's Mime Costume
1213244495$29.99
THE ULTIMATE TRICKWhen your kiddo gets to a certain age, suddenly, all those early years of trying to help her learn how to talk begins to feel like a horrible mistake. Now, suddenly, she knows so many words. In fact, she seems to be inventing new ones. She chatters in a foreign language about things that you feel you should be understanding at least in context, but how can any parent stay woke when the kids are obvs geekin with the fam with NC during a Code 9 to KPC. You 123?... We're not even sure what we just said, there. The point is that sometimes with all the confusing chatter in newfangled slang, it sometimes brings you back to the days when she didn't say much at all! If only we could head back there for a moment's peace that might give us a chance to at least Google what the heck anything means. Well, there are definitely options! And, while we're at it, we can even throw in a dose of amazing French culture! DESIGN & DETAILSOur amazing design team took a whole month's vow of silence to work on this glorious and exclusive Mime Costume. This 3/4-length sleeved shirt has the iconic black and white stripes of the street performer look which matches perfectly with the black elastic-waist shorts. The iconic beret hat helps to cinch the look while the red suspenders and scarf give just enough of a flair of color that your little mime is bound to get some attention. Remember the white face paint to help the kiddo stay expressive! KNOW EVERYTHING THEY SAYThere are really only two ways to be sure that you can translate your kiddo. Either walk around with a Tween-2-Classic translator app on your phone or have her speak in pantomime instead! At least with the latter, you'll also have a great costume available for all your parties!
Nerd Glasses
1328435399$6.99
Are you sick of everyone asking you about your hobbies and pass time activities? Well once you throw on a pair of these Nerd Glasses there won't be any more questions! Everyone, right away, will know that you are a huge fan of role playing dice games, have an unmatched collection of limited edition comic books, and can quote just about every line from the most famous science fiction film series.There won't be a doubt in anyone's mind when it comes to the superiority of your LARP skills or the power of your ultimate Magic deck. With this accessory, you'll attract more people with the same interests as you and ward off anyone trying to waste your time with mindless small talk. Just make sure you know the rules to all those games like the back of your hand and brush up on all your favorite comics, because with these Nerd Glasses on you may start receiving questions about a lot more than your leisurely activities.
Plus Size Crash Test Dummy Costume for Adults
1324884507$49.99
Do your pals know you as the risk taker of the group? Are you generally thought of to be unflappable? Do you think that skydiving, base jumping, swimming with sharks, and bungee jumping all sound like a perfectly lovely way to spend a Tuesday? Do you dream of being stunt double?While some may tell you to slow down and tread on life with caution, we say dive in head first! And just to show you’re not afraid of any crash-and-burn scenarios life may throw your way, wear this plus sized crash test dummy costume to your next big costume party! That ought to show those naysayers because as a daredevil, nothing gets you pumped for your next big adventurous feat than someone telling you not to do it. Being told “you can’t do that” is how you got motivated to swim between California and Hawaii and how you finally summited Everest, after all. Honestly, a little car crash testing seems easier than all that.Easiest yet is to put on this blue jumpsuit, mask, and white gloves and become “Larry” for the night. You’ll be unrecognizable by face but our guess is that you will find some party feat by which to distinguish yourself. Just remember, Larry, real cars are not meant to be tested by you. Those are simulations. But on the upside, you probably won’t be mad if folks bump into you all night long.
Moon Costume Hat
1265312700$16.99
Over the MoonYou've always been excited about space. As a kid, you wanted nothing more than to become an astronaut and walk on the moon. You built model rocket ships, memorized all the moons of Jupiter, and studied everything pertaining to outer space that you could get your hands on.Despite all your hard work, your dream of space travel never quite came to fruition. But you still haven't stopped wishing on stars while also learning everything you can. Although we can't help you get to the moon, we can help your dreams come true by bringing the moon to you!Design & DetailsWe hope you'll feel "over the moon" when you put on this quirky Moon Costume Hat for Adults. It quickly and easily transforms your head into a beautiful crescent shape. It has an opening for your face so you can even imitate the man in the moon! Add this accessory to your wardrobe for your next costume event or to complete a space-themed outfit!
Adult Inflatable Penis Costume
1316564784$59.99
Lean Into ItSo, you've been invited to the annual 'Adult Humor' party. There are always some pretty inventive costumes at such a gathering. Play-on-word costumes are a standard. You can probably expect a couple of sausage-related costumes and at least one crop top that features enormous fruit along the bustline. You know there will be the Plug & Outlet couples' costume featured at least twice. (Probably more.) Each of them fully deserve the wry chuckle for the pinnacle of suggestive humor. But, if you want a real reaction, you have to go all the way. Who needs an implication when you can just show up in the full glory that is the theme of the gathering? Folks might stifle a laugh as they ask which way you lean... but you can turn those giggles into a full uproar when you show up, fully loaded, in a costume that hides behind nothing! Product DetailsWe have to be frank. If you want the most outrageous costume for your adult humor party, it's time to go for the gold. It's time for the Giant Inflatable Penis costume. There's no bones about it. This costume looks like a giant penis. When you slide into the costume and secure your arms and ankles, turn on the fan and your costume will fill up with air! Maintain vision through the mesh mask, even if your stride may be restrained. In no time, you're ready to waddle into the room and let folks go nuts with laughter at your undeniable stones. A costume like this takes... guts, obviously! Is That a Costume in your Pocket?The jokes will practically write themselves when you wear this most direct of adult humor costumes. Flip the switch and bring your Inflatable Penis costume to life. All that's next is figuring out where to wear your crown for winning King of the Costume Contest!
Toddler Cactus Costume
1272960889$54.99
Prickly PalChildhood is a joy. Parenting is a pleasure. But man, kids can be prickly! You rub a toddler the wrong way and you might end up on the sharp end of a barb. Don't get us wrong, they're usually sweet. But that barb comes at the most unexpected times. You'll be cuddling on the couch and all of the sudden *fwap!* you get a sticky palm to the face.We can't blame toddlers for their prickly ways. After all, it's hard being a kid. They're learning to manage so many emotions and they have little to no power over their situation. Imagine having to ask an adult for snackie. That's rough stuff. Our advice? Don't ignore your prickly pals barbs, warn strangers about them with this sweet Cactus Costume!Design & DetailsInstantly transform your toddler into a Saguaro cactus with this hilarious Made-By-Us toddler cactus costume. The one piece look zips up the front, making it easy to put on the most wiggly kiddos. The hooded bodysuit comes with boot covers to keep the costume consistant. The sleeves are fitted with hand slots, letting your kids hands out easily when they need them. Topped with a flower, this cactus costume will make your little one look right at home in the desert. Saguaro SalutationsAre you ready to welcome this unique cactus costume into your home? Sure, this costume is a blast for Halloween parties but the fun doesn't have to stop there. From playing dress-up to school themed events, you'll want to bring out this silly Saguaro at every chance you'll get!
Plus Size Mime Costume for Men
1213240729$49.99
Your friends all think you are the epitome of the strong and silent type--you’re always a great listener, you always demonstrate your emotions through action, and you always--ALWAYS--look great in black and white. What your group doesn’t know, though, is that you are really working hard to hone your skills so you can quit your job and become a full-time mime. Cool!The art of miming actually goes all the way back to ancient Greece, and has quite a distinguished history. But then, you know all of that already, don’t you? We had no idea what a mime enthusiast you were! It seems only fitting then, that we present to you this Plus Size Mime Costume, just perfect for your act’s big debut or a Halloween bash. After all, you are the kind of person who can make silence speak volumes, so your look should do the same for you. And this one says, I’m a serious, studied mime who will now blow your mind with my miming skills!It really is amazing how authentic this costume looks when you pair it with the classic white mime makeup. You’ll look just like a famous silent movie star in the striped shirt and black pants. Or you can perfect your rope-pulling or wall-climbing skills in the skullcap and red accents. However you wear it, wherever you go, they say the first step to living your new life is to dress the part--so this ensemble is a must for you! We bet you’d squeal with joy...if it didn’t mean breaking character.
Women's Bearded Lady Circus Costume
1277404167$54.99
Step Right Up!Old timey circus attractions were seriously strange. People paid good money to see scientific oddities bottled up in jars. Performers manuevered themselves into spring loaded cannons and were shot 100 feet across the big top. Performers tempted fate with fire, swords, and heights. But above all the hubbub of the old-timey circus there's one act that we find utterly charming and mysterious. That's right, the bearded lady! Flaunting the expectations of feminine beauty, these women rocked their natural facial hair while dressing in fine gowns. What kinds of lives did these bearded ladies lead? Secret romances,world travel, and living life on the fringes of society in the famously restrictive Victorian era... doesn't actually sound too bad to us. Do you want a hint of that bearded lady lifestyle? Pop some popcorn, cue the organ grinder, and transform yourself with this Bearded Lady Costume!Product DetailsThis Made By Us Bearded Lady costume features a Victorian style gown, headpiece, and a beard. As it was designed by our in-house creative team, this costume has all sorts of unique features such as the high, gold-trimmed collar, a v-shaped waistline, and an underlayer that hints at the stripes of the big-top. Slipping into this ensemble is easy. Strap the beard around your head with the elastic band, zip the dress up the back, and you'll be ready for showtime!
Adult Quarter Costume
1268872399$34.99
Pocket ChangeAhh, the good ol' days. Remember a time when people used to actually carry around physical money? These days, everyone seems to carry a card, but in the 90s, you could find us hanging out at the arcade with a pocket full of shiny quarters. There's just something satisfying about the feel of a round quarter as you push it into a pinball machine!Well, we wanted to craft a costume that captured the style of a brand new quarter that's ready for an arcade cabinet. Our designers took great care in getting every detail just right and infused it directly into this amazing Quarter Costume for adults!Design & DetailsTransform into the coin that every arcade machine used to feed on! This Adult Quarter Costume is a simple costume that can be worn over any clothing, making it both quick and easy. It comes with a foam-backed tunic in a round shape. It has the shiny, silver image of a quarter on the front and back, completed with the side bust of George Washington and an eagle. The tunic fits with a pair of adjustable shoulder straps, so just toss it on over your head and you'll be ready
Moon Purse
1265315895$19.99
Full Moon in the SkyHave you ever tried grabbing the moon right out of the night's sky? On some nights, it's so bright and seems so close. It almost seems like you could pluck it out of the sky with your hands. But... that'd be silly to try, wouldn't it? Well, our designers wanted to craft a bag for those who've ever been tempted to hold the moon in their hands! They captured the enchanting look of our Earth's satellite when they created this Moon Purse.Design & DetailsThis Made By Us design starts with a faux leather outer shell, which is shaped into a circle. The bag has printed graphics of a full moon on the front, complete with dark shading to recreate the geography of the moon. The zipper on top reveals the main compartment, which has just enough space for your phone and a few necessities. The adjustable shoulder strap helps you get a perfect fit. Whether you want to wear it with your astronaut costume or you're just one of those dreamers who wanted to hold the moon in your hands, this moon-inspired purse is the perfect accessory for you! It's just one of our many amazing cosmic accessories!
Mrs / Mr Potato Head Costume
1229113248$54.99
Resting Potato Face We've all been in situations where our inner expression looked a lot different than our outer expression, right? Maybe we were in a solemn situation and felt the urge to giggle, or had to sit with a polite smile while Uncle Bob told us his favorite fishing story for the one hundred and seventy-seventh time. Potato heads are under no such obligation to be polite. They can wear whatever expressions we want them to wear. Lucky spuds! Product DetailsPut your best face forward with this officially licensed Mrs/Mr Potato Head Adult Costume! The outfit includes a sleeveless, foam-backed tunic made of brown polyester interlock-knit fabric. It fastens at the back and is roomy enough to wear over your preferred lightweight outfit. Fabric ears are sewn to each side of the tunic, but the other facial parts can be swapped around on the tunic as desired. The "female" set includes eyes with purple eyelashes, an oval nose, red lips, and a yellow flowered hat, while the "male" set includes round eyes, a red nose, a black mustache, and a toothy smile. DIY Cosmetic Surgery Have you ever gotten the urge to dramatically switch up your look, but didn't want to pay for the procedure? Now you can try swapping out noses, eyes, and even facial hair without having to worry about making a permanent change. Better yet, get a friend to dress up as a second Potato Head and swap accessories with them for even more hilarity! How would a cute floppy hat look with the mustache option? We're about to find out!
Kid's Dark Jester Costume
1213231760$29.99
Your little...ahem...darling has a wicked sense of humor, always ready with smart, pointed joke or a well-placed prank. Things can get a little dark, but that’s why you love ‘em. Sounds like he or she would enjoy, then, a dark take on a perennial classic. Your kiddo’s no fool; a classic jester costume has been done over and over again. The Kid’s Dark Jester Costume, then, offers all the iconic aspects of a Renaissance entertainer...with a serious edge. Let’s not beat around the bush, here; this costume is, well, creepy. But your little laugh-maker has a fine flair for the dramatic. And everyone loves a scare on Halloween, right? Of course, as soon as he or she puts on this black-and-white pants and shirt combo, you’ll want to set a few ground rules. Trust us, you’ll thank us for the suggestions. 1) No telling his or her little sister she’s gone color blind, since obviously the outfit is red and blue (that’s just mean). 2) No putting on the molded mask and hood and popping up in bathroom mirrors behind you while brushing your teeth. 3) Actually, come to think of it, no putting on the molded mask and hood inside the house, period (shudder). While it would certainly be scary to pull down the covers and find this dark jester resting where your little one does, this costume is bound to be a trick-or-treating hit. Just add black gloves and a jester cane for a completely evil look, and have ‘em practice that evil laugh.
Adult Inflatable Hippo Costume
1237089859$39.99
Hungry HippoWhen it comes to picking a costume, you don’t just choose something. You prep and plan and really dive into the character, almost like a method actor. The goal is to win every costume competition you’re ever a part of. Or, at least, convince trick-or-treaters that they’re meeting the actual bogeyman, a deceased US president, or mythical creature.Deciding to be a hippo presented a set of unique challenges. Learning about hippos and picking up a few of their quirks was the easy part—thanks, Internet! But, healthy as you may be, your body shape just isn’t the same as the impressive beasts. Changing your diet could help. But unless you know some morphing magic to alter your skeleton, it wouldn’t be exact. And while you can craft or purchase false teeth, nothing you attempted or found lived up to the fierce chompers inside an actual hippo’s head. But you’re hungry for it. You want this costume to be the best hippo that’s ever walked on two legs. So, you’re here, and we have what you need!Design & DetailsSatisfy that craving to win best in show with this Adult Inflatable Hippo Costume! This exclusive Made By Us inflatable jumpsuit addresses every challenge on your list. Made of woven polyester fabric and featuring printed graphics, you take on the appearance of a hippo in no time. Meanwhile, the attached fan gives you the robust shape of the semi-aquatic mammals. Getting into the immersive costume is made easy with a zipper on the back that stretches from the top of the legs to the neckline—simply step inside, pull it over your head, and zip it up! Elastic wrist and ankle cuffs help keep the air from escaping while the soft-sculpted ears, muzzle, and teeth ensure that you look like a hippo. See how partygoers react to your transformation through the clear plastic window located on the costume’s nose.
Women's Freak Show Ringmistress Costume
1213235808$44.99
Off to Join the CircusMaking sure your audience is entertained is the key to being a great ringmistress. Whether that means subjecting viewers to wonders that they’ve never seen before, or exposing them to intense shows of violence is up to you. The one thing that is certain, no matter what kind of act you plan on rounding up for your show, is that you’re going to need an outfit for the occasion. You’re going to need an outfit that lets people know that you’re in charge. You’re going to need an outfit with exuberant style! You need the threads of this freak show mistress costume. All of the clowns in the big top are going to fall in line right behind you when you start leading the way.Product DetailsThe women’s costume has a dazzling style that any ringmaster can appreciate. The costume comes with a royal red jacket with gold braiding that will have you looking ravishing. The tank style dress fits underneath for a look that should have you running the show in no time. Of course, no ringmaster costume would be complete without a top hat and this one comes with a mini one that fits on your head. The costume even comes with a set of decorative spats to finish the look.Ringmistress CostumeThe real question is, what will you do with your new look? Do you join the big top? Will you create an arena where crazed psychos engage in combat merely for your own amusement, or will you run a standard circus, complete with creepy clowns and wild animals? That’s totally up to you, but we recommend grabbing one of our canes or whip accessories to accompany you in your new career. Lead the way into this new freaky frontier! We're right behind ya.
Toddler Sweet Treats Clown
1265314849$39.99
Sugar and Spice, and Everything NiceClowns are some of our favorite circus performers everywhere. They're so good at tumbing and cracking jokes, and making others smile. Your toddler is the same way: Not a day goes by that she doesn't put on a small show or crack her family and friends up with her own infectious giggle. But she has another side to her too, because she loves the sweet things in life. When you combine her two interests, you get a magical outfit! Product DetailsYour little one can live the sweet life in this Toddler Sweet Treats Clown Costume! The polyester jumpsuit is super soft, with cute puffed sleeves and ruffles at the ankles. Its made of alternating blocks of fabric patterned with multicolored polka dots and fabric striped with pink, yellow and blue. Big pom-poms are sewn to the bodice, and the collar and waistband are printed with a pattern that looks like a waffle cone. The included headpiece has a white polka-dot ruffle beneath a pointed waffle-print crown. Say, "Ice Cream!" What's more perfect than a Halloween costume that celebrates sweet treats? When people see your toddler dressed in such a cute outfit, they'll probably feel like giving her all of the chocolate bars, sour gummy strings, taffy, bubblegum, fruit chews and candy corn they have. Which is just fine with your little clown! You can explain later that even superstar circus performers like herself still have to share with the ringmaster (that's definitely you.)
Inflatable Kids Unicorn Ride-On Costume
1213249955$39.99
This Way To the Crystal CastleHave you heard? Trolls are tromping out of their shadowlands and wreaking havoc in lollipop valley. What we need is a royal meeting of Princess Sparkle and King Grumpenstuph to make peace in the kingdom again. How can the princess get to the Crystal Castle for an emergency meeting as fast as possible? Well, she'll call on her trusty stead, of course! The loyal unicorn will take her across the Misty Marshes, over the Ruby Mountains, and through the Witches Forest without a scratch. Fast as the wind, the princess and her unicorn will be at the Crystal Castle and ready to meet with the Troll king at first light tomorrow morning!Costume DetailsIs your little princess ready for a wild, unicorn adventure? This inflatable unicorn is sure to transport her to a land of make-believe for your next costumed event. The costume is surprisingly easy to slip on. Your child's legs go into the back legs of the unicorn, letting her navigate wherever she wants to go. Fake princess legs are inflated on the top, making it look like your child in the saddle. The fan keeping the costume inflated runs on four AA batteries that are stored in a pocket one of the legs of the costume. Be sure and use the pocket provided to prevent the batteries from overheating. Adjust the direction of the fan and secure the drawstrings before heading out to ensure you get your best inflatable experience! Topped off with a conical princess hat, this will be a fairytale costume your kiddo will never forget!Once Upon a TimeIf make-believe comes easily to your kiddo, now you can be a part of her magical adventures! You'll love watching your child gallop around with this shiny unicorn. Perfect for princess parties and trick-or-treating, you can be sure your next costumed event will live happily ever after in your family lore!
Kid's Hungry Venus Fly Trap Costume
1213241436$44.99
Costume With Some BiteSome kids will be running around as freaky monsters, others will go out as their favorite horror movie villains, but your kiddo will be different. They will go around town as something truly terrifying this Halloween.Grab this Hungry Venus Fly Trap costume and your child will turn into one of the most terrifying creatures Mother Nature has to offer. A rose may have thorns but your little one will have a seriously frightening bite. Lucky for you, there is one thing that can calm a Venus Fly Trap’s appetite.Don’t let the name fool you. You don’t have to go capture a dumpster’s worth of flies. No, you just need to get them tons of candy! The more sweets your kiddo has the less you will have to worry about their nasty bite.Details & DesignGet your green thumb ready to toss this costume on your kiddo with three easy steps. First, toss the green velour shirt on them. It has a hook and loop fastener at the back of the mock-turtle neck to help with the next step. Speaking of which, next you take the velour hood and attach it to the shirt using the fastener. The hood has the leaves and the petals, along with the soft-sculpted teeth, lining the face opening. Finally, the flowerpot has green shoulder straps that will help to keep your fearsome flower planted.Flower PowerIn the overgrown garden of costumed children this Halloween, let your little flower stand out. They can be more than just another random monster or an overplayed pop culture reference.Transform them into a killer plant that has grown to the size of a child! If your typical Venus Fly Trap eats flies, this enormous one will hunger for something much larger than a fly. Only king-sized candy bars will be able to satisfy your kiddo’s tummy.
Women's Giggles the Clown Costume
1265315148$49.99
Original JokesterWere you the classic clown in high school? Do your coworkers just not believe you when you tell them that you used to be a notorious jokester in class? Maybe Jim from marketing just can't wrap his head around you being the funniest girl in the class, or Maggie from HR says that you're way too serious to be a clown.Well then, maybe it's time for a bit of a humorous makeover! Yes, nothing says, "clown" more than... well, a clown costume! It's time to rekindle your quirky humor with this Giggles the Clown Costume.Product DetailsThis cute and silly costume is perfect for anyone who wants to indulge in their inner clown! It comes with a yellow, short sleeve dress with plenty of polka dots all over it. We're talking all of the bright colors of the rainbow. Reds, blues, purples, and greens!The dress has red and blue pom-poms attached to the front of the dress and it even comes with a hoop to help give the skirt a rounded shape. The bloomers fit underneath to help bring the look together.Finally, the costume comes with a pair of shoe covers, which fit over more pairs of shoes with elastic bands. Once you have it all on, it'll be easy to convince everyone of your funny sense of humor!
Inflatable Rocket Ship Adult Costume
1237089833$49.99
Three, Two, One, Blast Off!Life holds endless situations that would be SO much easier if they came with a rapid means of getaway. Remember last Christmas when your great-aunt Mabel Louise sat you down and asked you why you weren't married yet and if she could set you up with a darling girl she knows who pet-sits for her sister? "I'm pretty sure she has 17 cats, but she seems just lovely." Or maybe that morning when you showed up to class with the Irish flu and your professor called on you to answer a question about the assigned reading that you definitely did not read? Or what about the day your boss showed up at your desk five minutes before quittin' time and wanted to tell you, in detail, about his last golf game? All we're saying is that each of those situations would have been so much better if you could have launched yourself into space at the first sign of trouble. Product DetailsFly high on Halloween thanks to this exclusive Inflatable Adult Rocket Ship Costume! The silver and red rocket-shaped bodysuit slips on over your street clothes and has an attached fan to inflate it to size. It features arm and leg holes, and a "viewing port" covered in clear material so that you can see where you're flying. Choose Your Space MissionThe best part about dressing as a rocket is being able to go where you like, whenever you like. If you're not feeling like continuing small talk, initiate fuel thrusters! If you see an attractive person across the room whom you just HAVE to talk to, blast off in their direction! The sky is the limit for you.
Adult Inflatable Ballerina Hippo Costume
1306768179$59.99
Such Grace and Poise A bull in a china shop is bad news. That situation would involve a lot of smashed plates and crushed figurines. A hippo prima ballerina in a china shop would be another matter entirely. She may weigh up to three thousand pounds and be the size of a car, but her pirouettes are things of beauty and her grand jete jumps barely shake the floor. When she balances on her toes to perform a bourree, not a dish would be shaken! Product DetailsTake the stage in this exclusive and hilarious Adult Ballerina Hippo Inflatable Costume! The unisex bodysuit zips up the back and is made of sturdy polyester windbreaker fabric. A pastel pink skirt is sewn around the waist and the attached shoe covers are pink to match. The enclosed head features printed graphics of hippo eyes, nose, teeth and a slightly open mouth. Two same-material ears are sewn to the top of the head. A clear view port ensures that you can see where you're going while you perform your pas de deux. A battery-operated fan keeps the suit inflated.Hippo Hoofer Step aside, Grace Kelly. Take a seat, Fred Astaire. The world ain't seen nothin' until it's seen the marvelous majesty that is your hippo performance of the Sugar Plum Fairy's solo dance. Point those toes and twirl those arms! You'll take center stage whether you're at a Halloween gathering or a birthday party. After you've taken your final bow, you'll be showered with requests for an encore. Swan Lake would be a fantastic choice, but then again, so would a hippo hip hop number.
Big Top Clown Costume for Adults
1265314889$34.99
Have you ever wanted to run away to the circus? People still do it, you know. There's tight-rope walkers, the fire breathers, and trapeze artists. All of those activities sound pretty dangerous though. Those thrill seekers don't realize the way to an audience's heart isn't through fear and awe, but through shenanigans and jollification. When you're a clown the big top is your Broadway, your Hollywood. Your slapstick antics can shine nation-wide once you've entered that well-lit arena. There's no way to make it to the big top if you don't start at the little bottom. Like everything else, good clowning starts with the little things, and parties are perfect for the little things. Take the pom-poms on your patched up jacket, they're soft and squishy, as tempting to squeeze as that nose on your face. Everything about this classic ensemble says "I'm here to get zany". Whether your specialty is balloon animals or juggling, you just might be the one to rekindle the love of clowns in the next generation. Just be sure to complete the uniform with clunky shoes, red nose, and a rainbow wig. Show up fully assembled, because you never know when circus recruiters might be scouting out a birthday party. Bring innocent fun back to clowning, if anyone can do it, you can. All you need to do is practice that unique chuckle and come up with a really great clown name and you got this one in the bag. Before you know it you'll be traveling the cirque with the best of them!
Flower Costume for Toddlers
1228413993$29.99
Pick of the PatchWelcome to the flower garden! As you can see, we have any bloom your heart desires within our well-kept raised beds. Roses nod their blushing heads in the far corner, wafting beautiful scents on the morning breeze. Snapdragons grin smugly from their rich soil, standing stiff and upright away from the cheerfully sprawling petunias. Everything from azaleas to zinnias grows happily, waiting to be picked for a beautiful arrangement - what's that? Oh, that one is a Toddlerius Sunflowerius! Very rare, yes. Besides being super cute, it tends to giggle a lot, chase the butterflies, and resist being watered because it's too much like bathtime. It's definitely our favorite! Product DetailsA rose by any other name would smell as sweet, but any other costume than this exclusive Flower Toddler Costume might be less fitting to your little one's blooming personality! The green jumpsuit is softer than a fresh-mown lawn, and comes with a pair of green mitts and shoe covers. Big fabric leaves ring the collar, and a slip-on hood resembling the petals and center of a sunflower frames your sweetie's adorable face. Flower PowerPlants are amazing! They smell delicious, clean the air, and make us happy. While your little one might not always smell fresh as a daisy, we bet that he or she is fantastic at making everyone laugh and smile. It might be a little late in the year to see the sap-and-chlorophyll version of the plant, but lucky Halloween aficionados will love spotting this fabulous flower around their neighborhoods!
Adult Henry The Horse Mascot Costume
1265314473$89.99
Well, look who it is, trotting over to say hello. It’s Henry the Horse! He doesn’t like to be confused with any other famous talking horses, no siree Ed. Err, Bob, sorry Henry. Slip of the tongue. Yeah, yeah, we know how much cooler you are than any other talking horses, Henry. No one’s disputing that. Yeah, no one wouldn’t love galloping around in this Adult Henry the Horse Mascot Costume. It’s delightful. That’s not up for debate. It’s perfect for costume parties, sporting events, and hoedowns of all kind. Everyone loves cheering for a prancing pony. You’re the top stallion, Henry. But when you don’t let us mention other horses it just makes you seem kind of insecure.Horses have really lucked out in one regard: hay is for them. Sure, we might give it to other animals, and roll it up in big wheels for God-knows-what purpose (can you tell we’re city folk?), but the saying doesn’t go, “Hay is for horses, and cows, and all that other stuff too.” No, hay is for horses, and everything else is a creative alternative at best, and possibly misuse. No other animal has such a statement so clearly delineating what is for them. Trix are for kids, but as of yet, children haven’t been designated as their own species.Everyone loves a horsey, and this one couldn’t be friendlier. And it’s the full monty––covering every inch of you in horsey goodness. You can just lazily amble around it, give rides to children, trot, gallop, or go all out and perform steeplechase jumps. If you’re convincing enough, maybe you can be the first riderless entry into an equestrian contest, although good luck competing with real horses. We hear they’re pretty fast.
Rubber Chicken Prop
1328121993$15.99
Through the years, they’ve been used as gags and props in some of the funniest slapstick skits every created. You know, Johnny Carson kept one in his desk…because, lets face I, they’re funny. Or is it that you make them funny? We believe it’s a little bit of both. If you’re the funny man or jokester of your circle, you should go the distance and add a Rubber Chicken Prop to your repertoire. The funny thing about a rubber chicken is that it’s a totally random object…something that you would least expect to see anywhere. When someone shows up with one, the hilarity ensues. Just watch out, they can be used to whack you with—yes, they’ve been used as a humorous weapon countless times. They’ve also been juggled, dressed up and left in places to surprise others. Why not leave it on your car dashboard after you’ve parked your car at the grocery store. It will surely make people think. We dare you to find 101 ways to express your sense of humor with it. Just be aware of the Golden Rule…yes, the Rubber Chicken can be used against you, so play nice!
Scary Ringmaster Costume for Men
1279175507$59.99
Coming to a Porch Near YouThat discount circus on the edge of town was creepy. You gave it a horrible review online. Everything seemed off! The clown's smiles seemed cruel. The acrobatics were jerky and zombie-like. And if you never saw that eerie ringmaster again, it would be too soon. He seemed unhinged. His mood swung from manically happy to horribly mad. The entire audience felt captivated by his performance, and not in a good way. Who knows, your review may have been the reason people stopped supporting that awful show. The circus had packed up and left two days ago. Good riddance, right?But, wait! What was that? Footsteps? Is one of your neighbors playing organ music? Shh! There's definitely someone at your door. Someone who wants to give you a backstage pass to the show of a lifetime!Design & DetailsThis Made By Us scary ringmaster is not a character that you'd want showing up at your door late at night, which makes it just the type of costume you'd want showing up before Halloween! Our in-house designers put this high-quality look together for your spooky entertainment. It features a velvet tailcoat with embroidery around the collar and cuffs. The attached vest panels have a vintage stripe pattern while the ruffled shirt front will make you feel like you're straight out of a twisted Victorian circus. The look is ready for showtime with black pants trimmed with piping and a dapper top hat!That's the ticketAre you ready to take on the most important role in your demented circus? While the lush fringe and velvet of this costume will make you feel like a star, you don't have to run the show alone! Pair up with all sorts of characters from lion tamers to clowns and you'll have a group costume that no one will forget!
Couples Cheese & Cracker Costume Set
1278675846$49.99
Couples Costume Crunch TimeThere’s always so much pressure when putting together a couples costume. First of all, you need to put together a look that matches, otherwise no one will be able to tell that you’re a couple from a glance. You also need something that’s easy for both of you to wear. Nothing is worse than one member of the duo having tons of fun, while the other is trying to readjust their outfit the entire night. Lastly, there’s always an expectation that your couples costume has a touch of humor to it. Your couples look needs to get a few chuckles throughout the night! So, where do you even begin? Two words: cheese and crackers.Now, hear us out. Cheese and crackers are the perfect duo to dress up as during your next costume party. Food costumes are always a funny choice, but beyond that, this particular costume choice allows you to set up some pretty great jokes. You can be cheese, since you’re always kind of “cheesy” and your partner can be crackers because they’re sometimes a little “flaky”. Or maybe your sense of humor is a little “dry and salty” and your partner is just no Gouda at jokes. Start using those jokes while you wear this outfit and you’ll be the hit of the party!Product DetailsThis Cheese and Crackers couples costumes comes with everything you need to turn you and your partner into a coordinated look for the party! It comes with one polyfoam cheese tunic, which is designed to look like a slice of Swiss cheese. It also comes with a cracker shaped tunic, which is designed to look like a saltine cracker. Each tunic fits easily over your normal clothes, so it’s a quick and easy way for you and your partner to get a funny couples look in a matter of minutes.
Women's Cerulean Crayola Crayon Costume
1272485011$39.99
Blue is BeautifulBeing one of the most common colors in the world, blue somehow still gets overlooked when people make lists of the coolest colors in the world. This bright and beautiful color has all the things people are looking for in those lists, but it still gets passed over.As a way to spread awareness of the beauty and grandeur of blue, we are happy to present this cool and lovely shade of cerulean. There is nothing that you cannot achieve when you wear this awesome crayon costume!Product DetailsMaking sure you are dressed right for any occasion is very important, which is why we recommend setting yourself up right with this Women's Cerulean Crayola Crayon Costume. This “Made By Us” costume was put together by our hard working and careful artisans, so you will feel good about wearing this for years to come. The included dress and hat make you look just like the waxy writing utensil that we all used for years and then never again. The nostalgia factor is high with this costume! The flattering and fun cerulean color is definitely the best choice for a crayon costume, since there are so many possibilities for accessories. This costume is fun, cute, and creative, and we are sure you will love it!Looking a Little BlueIf you are searching for the perfect way to look classic and original, then you are in the right place. You will feel like a winner in this cool and comfortable costume. Just make sure you think of three or four really good cerulean and blue puns before you go out!
Red Clown Wig With Bald Spot
1275633424$9.99
Stare into this clown's eyes. You'll easily be able to tell that Dongle the Clown has been in some dicey situations. From nearly getting stepped on by Penny the Pachyderm to getting knocked unconscious from his own juggling pin, being a member of the circus is not all giggles and sunshine; it's actually really stressful! It can be so stressful at times that Dongle literally pulls his hair out, which is why he has a humongous bald spot in the middle of his head. If he's not pulling his frizzy red hair out, then it's falling out on its own due to his nerve-racking career!If you want to look like a seasoned, yet stressed out, working clown like Dongle here, then this wig is the accessory that you need. The synthetic hair sticks out on the sides, revealing a pretty serious bald spot. Be proud of your large bald spot cause not everyone has what it takes to make it in the clown bizz!