LEGO Kids Mask
1306983954$14.99
All of the LEGO HeadsThese days, LEGO makes all sorts of LEGO heads. You can get LEGO heads with a winking eye. You can get a head with sunglasses. You can get a LEGO head with a headset and a beard. But do you remember what the original LEGO head used to look like? It was just a simple smiling face. Can you picture it in your mind?That happy little dude was the entire childhood of plenty of kids and even today, you can find that same head in LEGO sets that children play with now. In fact, your child probably has a few of them rolling around in their LEGO box right now! Now, with this LEGO mask for kids, your child can match his favorite toy.Product DetailsThis LEGO kids mask faithfully recreates the look of the classic LEGO head. It has that rounded shape in front, along with the little nub on top that would normally hold a hat on a real mini-figure. It also has a printed happy face on the front, which will mimic the face your child will be making while wearing this mask.Ahoy, LEGO!Any kid who’s spent hours constructing a LEGO masterpiece will love wearing this licensed mask! You can even pair it with a pirate costume to turn your kid into a classic LEGO pirate!
Adult Hammer Costume
1325842873$34.99
Inspiration StrikesOnce upon a time, back in the Stone Age, the early humans were in a pickle. They'd graduated from drawing on the walls of their caves to drawing on pieces of flat wood, and now they wanted to hang those pictures in their homes. Unfortunately, all they had to pound in the nails were rocks, which led to a lot of smashed fingers. "What if we strapped the rock to a long stick?" one genius suggested. And suddenly the hammer was invented! (Although the smashed fingers never really went away.) Product DetailsBe the handiest person at your next costume party when you wear your exclusive Hammer Costume for Adults! The unisex outfit consists of a hood that slips on over your head and has an oval-shaped cutout for your face. The top is shaped like the head of a hammer, complete with a flat end and a clawed end, and is made of foam backed metallic silver fabric. A long "handle" made of the same silver material with a red and blue fabric "grip" hangs down the front and is backed with foam to help it keep its shape. If I Had a Hammer Remember that old saying that goes, "When you have a hammer, everything looks like a nail"? Well, we're not so sure about that. When we tested this costume, we didn't start seeing nails everywhere. On the other hand, we felt an almost overwhelming urge to do home projects, and to stand with our hands on our hips admiring our work when we were finished. Sometimes we even said, "That's not going anywhere!" after nailing something together. It's a very strange phenomenon.
Adult Glow in the Dark Bright Red Curly Clown Wig
1238127195$19.99
Clowning Around You need a specific look to transform yourself into a real clown! You can't just start juggling random objects and riding unicycles without the necessary outfit. You'll have to have some fun and colorful face paint as well as a big, ruffly collar, some goofy shoes and maybe even a squirting flower. And don't forget the curly, crazy hair! Product DetailsComplete your clown outfit with a Bright Red Glow in the Dark Curly Clown Wig! A comfortable mesh wig cap fits over your head and stays in place thanks to an elastic edge. It's covered in bright red synthetic hair that has been permanently styled into springy curls. It'll give you an edge over all other clowns thanks to its ability to glow in the dark! Join the CircusBarnum and Bailey's called - they say you're the most authentic performer they've ever seen! Make your friends laugh and practice your tricks in style with a clown-worthy hairdo.
Adult's Sunny Scuba Diver Costume
1213240176$49.99
Dive Right InSo, we've heard through the grapevine that this will be your first-ever Halloween party. We have a million questions, namely: HOW is that possible? But all those questions aside, we're here to help you find the perfect look for your Halloween debut.We assume you'll want something eye-catching, something unique. Something adventurous and sophisticated. And since scuba is one of your favorite hobbies, this Adult Sunny Scuba Diver Costume totally fits the bill!Looks like it's time to zip it up and dive into Halloween revelry, head first! This look is the perfect metaphor for your experience, and it's also just a really, really cool costume. Product DetailsThis costume is one part party, one part adventure, and exclusively made by us for the utmost attention to detail and craftsmanship. The red jumpsuit has a front zipper that makes it easy to suit up, and the yellow matching hood will keep your head warm in chilly October weather.The clear goggles look authentic and secure with an elastic band, and the flippers may take some getting used to but are totally fun. You even get an air tank backpack, because you never know when the time will come in to jump in and swim with some sharks!Conversation StarterOne of the best parts of this look is that you can use it as an opportunity to chat up fellow partygoers with thrilling tales of your best-ever dives, the Great Barrier Reef, the Great Blue Hole, Darwin Island...wow, you look and sound super-cool in this outfit!
Toddler Money Bag Costume
1265316289$24.99
It's in the Money BagToddlers are a lot of things — emotional, irrational, and cute as can be. They are also picky, demanding, hilarious, sweet, fascinating, and...expensive. And no matter how much you keep insisting that your tots get a job, they seem uninterested in contributing to the family income. Well, we can't really blame them...yet.But, you can lift your spirits by dressing them in this Toddler Money Bag Costume this Halloween. It's adorable all on its own or it makes a perfect accompaniment to a robber costume for a sibling. And who knows, maybe it'll inspire your children to actually care about the value of money. Er, on second thought, best let them enjoy the carefree days of their youth while they can. Design & DetailsIn order to do this costume justice, our in-house designers pulled off a real bank heist of their own, just so they would know what a bag stuffed full of bills would really look like! Ok, so no, not really. But they had fun pretending. Instead, they spent time crafting this costume's pullover velour tunic that's shaped like a full money bag. It has a big black dollar sign emblazoned on the front, just like in an old-timey bank heist movie! The top is decorated with $50 and $100 bills printed on felt, as is the cap.A True Crowd PleaserLet's be honest, this costume is bound to be a hit. After all, who doesn't want to see a big bag of money approaching their door? Your neighbors will all get a kick out of this cute and clever costume.
Crash Test Dummy Costume
1265316276$44.99
You could learn a lot from a Dummy. Buckle your safety belt.Everyone drives like a dummy sometimes. Well maybe not everybody, but a lot of people do. However, even if you are a good driver, you can still get into a car accident. It might just be worth it to take some advice from a dummy about safety belts.You used to love Larry, and Vince. (Larry a little more, because Vince was always ready to quit.) It was so exciting whenever they were on the TV. Sure they were telling you to buckle up, but they were doing it in a cool way. By showing you what happens to dummies when they don't wear their seat belts. They went flying through the windshield. Their arms, or legs becoming detached. Their car being demolished.This year you can bring Larry back. Dress up in this Crash Test Dummy Costume, and tell people about vehicle safety. Tell them about the dangers of not buckling up. Tell them all about what happens if you put small children in the front seat of a car. Remind them that airbags are pretty great, but you still need your safety belt on to be safe. So, throw on this costume, and watch some Crash Test Dummy commercials from the 80s, and 90s to brush up on your safety tips. Be warned though, you are not as easily repaired as Larry once was.
Adult Inflatable Penis Costume
1316564784$59.99
Lean Into ItSo, you've been invited to the annual 'Adult Humor' party. There are always some pretty inventive costumes at such a gathering. Play-on-word costumes are a standard. You can probably expect a couple of sausage-related costumes and at least one crop top that features enormous fruit along the bustline. You know there will be the Plug & Outlet couples' costume featured at least twice. (Probably more.) Each of them fully deserve the wry chuckle for the pinnacle of suggestive humor. But, if you want a real reaction, you have to go all the way. Who needs an implication when you can just show up in the full glory that is the theme of the gathering? Folks might stifle a laugh as they ask which way you lean... but you can turn those giggles into a full uproar when you show up, fully loaded, in a costume that hides behind nothing! Product DetailsWe have to be frank. If you want the most outrageous costume for your adult humor party, it's time to go for the gold. It's time for the Giant Inflatable Penis costume. There's no bones about it. This costume looks like a giant penis. When you slide into the costume and secure your arms and ankles, turn on the fan and your costume will fill up with air! Maintain vision through the mesh mask, even if your stride may be restrained. In no time, you're ready to waddle into the room and let folks go nuts with laughter at your undeniable stones. A costume like this takes... guts, obviously! Is That a Costume in your Pocket?The jokes will practically write themselves when you wear this most direct of adult humor costumes. Flip the switch and bring your Inflatable Penis costume to life. All that's next is figuring out where to wear your crown for winning King of the Costume Contest!
Kids Big Top Fun Clown Costume
1265314399$34.99
Some little girls want to dress as princesses all day. They want the tiaras, and the fancy dresses, and the clackety heals. Some want to be cops just like their dads. They chase the dog around, trying to arrest the “bad guy”. And some little girls just want to be as color full as they can.Your little girl is the kind that loves everything colorful. The kind that tries to wear every color of the rainbow every day. Blue leggings with a yellow and blue polka dot skirt. She even threw a purple feather boa. She truly did look like a walking, talking rainbow. But all that didn’t prepare you for her excitement when you took her to the circus for the first time, and she saw the colorful, goofy clowns.She demanded that day, and every day after that, to be dressed like the energetic clowns that came pouring out to the main stage. This Child Big Top Fun Clown Costume is just the thing she would choose to wear herself. It has all of the colors she demands in her daily outfits. She will get to dance around, twirling her vibrant skirt. She really will be as colorful as a rainbow. And this way, you won’t have to wash all of her clothes every few days because she decided to put the all on at the same time. No, this is a skirt, shirt, and hat combo, making it easy for her to have the color but not for you to have the laundry!
Adult's Inflatable Pokey Costume
1235915133$59.99
Claymation CapersYou might have heard that Gumby is heading out on yet another adventure. It might be the Hidden Valley or uncovering some other dangerous artifact that could bring about unknown disasters. If only there was someone out there who could help give that idealistic weirdo some advice to keep his head out of the clouds. Could there be a down-to-earth buddy who can keep Gumby's clay from getting clobbered? We can think of only one pony for the job: Pokey! Design & Details Breathe some life into your favorite claymation characters when you slip into this Inflatable Pokey costume for adults. This bodysuit is airtight thanks to elastic at the ankles and shoulders. The fan just behind your back draws in air and fills out the costume until Pokey is ready to prance around! The hood features the pony's bright face while the rear of the costume expands into his hind legs and tail. All you'll need next is your green Gumby friend and you've got an epic adventure in the making.
Tacky Traveler Adult Costume
1305472822$34.99
Trip of a LifetimeWe don't know about you, but we could use a vacation. This year especially. Just imagine yourself sunning on a beach somewhere, drink in hand, watching the waves roll in. Or maybe your style is more adventurous, with outings to cultural sites, restaurants, and markets. Either way, we're guessing your style isn't the same at this Adult Tacky Traveler Costume, which is what makes it so much fun! In it, you can channel those vacay vibes with hilarious humor. So go ahead and set up your Halloween party to match the style of this uncool costume — blend up a pitcher of daiquiris, set out beach chairs for your guests, light a few tiki torches, and require socks and sandals — it's your party, and you'll cry (laughing) if you want to. Now, which way to the buffet?Design & DetailsThis is a clever jumpsuit, designed to look like a tank top, shorts, and button-down shirt. Talk about an easy travel piece! The white tank says "Which Way to the Buffet?" and the oversized shorts pair perfectly with the shirt's bold floral print. For footwear, we suggest the aforementioned winning combo of socks and sandals, or perfectly polished athletic shoes with tube socks. Add a straw hat and the accessories of your choice — sunglasses, tiki glasses, cameras, and passport pouches are all great picks. Happy TravelerAh, now wasn't that vacation simply perfect? Who cares who you offended along the way by talking too loudly in English or ordering a burger and fries everywhere you went? That tacky trip was just what you needed to unwind. Don't forget to make your friends look at all 332 of your photos when you get back!
Red Rose Costume Headband
1302988268$14.99
Garden Party ReadyWhen you were invited to your friend's garden party, you were excited. It's always been an amazing event! Every year, people go above and beyond to take their hats to the next level. Typically, guests will arrive in wide-brimmed straw hats, piled high with flowers, pearls, and feathers. Some dignified ladies wear fascinators if they're planning on lounging in the shade. This year, you want to flaunt your enthusiasm. Pay your tribute to the lovely garden where you're meeting your friends. Top off your outfit with a giant rose this year!Product DetailsTransforming into one of the most beautiful flowers around is easy with this gorgeous headband. The rose has two felt leaves and lovely distinct red petals. Simply slip it on your head and watch as your ensemble blooms!No Thorns Included They say that every rose has its thorn. That's actually not true with this lovely accessory. If you're looking to add a thorny touch to your flowery ensemble, that's up to you! Ready to bloom into action? You can easily find other looks to pair with this one! Check out the rest of our flower costumes. After all, a truly beautiful garden takes all types of blossoms!
Cosmic Planet Purse
1228414336$19.99
Alien EssentialsTraveling to new places can feel very alien, especially if you’ve hopped planets! New customs, strange faces, and sensations your various sense receptors have never experienced before can have you asking to be taken to someone in charge ASAP. We get it. And we wanted to make sure visitors from any planet, or alternate universe felt a bit more comfortable on their journey. How, you ask? With this exclusive Cosmic Planet Costume Accessory Purse!Design & DetailsCarry a piece of home with you, wherever you go, when you add this costume accessory to your collection. This unique round purse is the stylish security blanket every space explorer and alien enthusiast needs! Our in-house designers paired a shimmery lilac vinyl with a high-gloss pink and neon yellow vinyl to create an out-of-this-world bag shaped like Saturn. A zipper at the top of the purse offers a safe place to keep your interplanetary travel essentials. Meanwhile, an attached, adjustable shoulder strap allows you to tighten or loosen the bag for your comfort.Packed to PartyWhether you’re headed for the stars or looking for a cool way to finish your alien Halloween costume, this Made By Us Cosmic Planet Purse is a must-have! Pack the essentials in the zippered pouch, and you’re ready to rocket off to your next costume party or galactic shindig!
Rubber Chicken Prop
1328121993$15.99
Through the years, they’ve been used as gags and props in some of the funniest slapstick skits every created. You know, Johnny Carson kept one in his desk…because, lets face I, they’re funny. Or is it that you make them funny? We believe it’s a little bit of both. If you’re the funny man or jokester of your circle, you should go the distance and add a Rubber Chicken Prop to your repertoire. The funny thing about a rubber chicken is that it’s a totally random object…something that you would least expect to see anywhere. When someone shows up with one, the hilarity ensues. Just watch out, they can be used to whack you with—yes, they’ve been used as a humorous weapon countless times. They’ve also been juggled, dressed up and left in places to surprise others. Why not leave it on your car dashboard after you’ve parked your car at the grocery store. It will surely make people think. We dare you to find 101 ways to express your sense of humor with it. Just be aware of the Golden Rule…yes, the Rubber Chicken can be used against you, so play nice!
Inflatable Guitar Prop
1305591899$5.99
Rock or BustEvery rock star needs two things besides raw talent: A great look and a great instrument. You already have the outfit covered with your flashy costume choice, and this prop will do the rest. Unlike a real guitar, you don't even need to know how to play.Product DetailsWow your fans with this exclusive Prop Guitar Inflatable! Made of sturdy vinyl PVC material, the accessory inflates to approximately thirty-four inches long. The "body" is a bright blue and printed with bridge, strings and pickups graphics, while the "neck" and "headstock" are black and printed with strings, fretstock, and tuning peg graphics. Instant ConcertA real guitar can be an unweildy prop, but this inflatable guitar starts a party no matter where you are. You'll have to do the sound effects yourself, which is no big deal for a seasoned star like you. Besides, if you get carried away and try to smash your axe, it probably won't be wrecked.
Mutant Carnivorous Plant Mask for Adults
1328679549$49.99
Too Much FertilizerIt's so exciting to garden, but sometimes your green thumb is more of a brown thumb. You were so committed to ensuring that your plants would flourish and grow that you visited your local witch for an extra-special blend of potting soil. Good news: Your little seedlings grew leaps and bounds! Bad news: They seem to be a little....hungry. One of them has already eaten the mailman who strayed too close. This problem wasn't covered in any of your gardening journals! Product DetailsAstonish and horrify in this awesome Carnivorous Muitant Plant Adult Mask! The molded mask covers your entire head and is designed to look like a Venus Flytrap kind of plant - except that this one has jutting fangs and a tongue covered in saliva snaking out from between its leaves. Eye ports allow for limited vision. Maybe Weed Killer Will Help Congratulations, you've discovered a new species! Hopefully you will get credit for your find. The last expert who came out to document your discovery got gulped down like an appetizer.
Jester Skull Cane Prop
1265311635$24.99
When it comes to Jester Skull Canes, there are two schools of thought. The more traditional school is serious about jester skulls, writing them into plays, for instance, so that the main character can make contemplative speeches about life and death. But more modern attitudes toward jester skulls are a little less reverent. That's why this particular Jester Skull Cane gets to be so much more fun!Ashes to ashes, and to everything there is a season, and so on. But wouldn't a normal skull cane be enough to make most people to slow down and ponder life's mysteries? Why would you need to add a diabolical jester's cap and hypnotic black-and-white striping for that? You wouldn't! So this isn't your grandparents' Jester Skull Cane. It's a sinister baton made for a wicked-looking agent of chaos and lover of mayhem, or the unrepentant ringmaster of a high-octane thrill circus!
Deluxe Kid's Batman Lego Movie 2 Costume
1235918416$59.99
Just the Lego Guy for the JobBatman can handle any task! Lord Business causing trouble in Bricksburg? He's ready to stop him. Is The Joker plotting some kind of nefarious scheme in Gotham City? Don't worry about it! Batman has it covered. Does Dick Grayson need a father figure and a fancy outfit? Yeah, Batman's good for that! What about when Queen Watevera Wa'Nabi needs a new hubby? Hey, Batman's ready to do it, especially if it means he can show up Superman! How about helping your child become the coolest Lego guy at the costume party? Oh yeah, Batman is all about that!With this Kid's Lego Movie 2 Batman Deluxe Costume, your child can transform into Lego's greatest superhero, Batman (despite whatever Superman might try to tell you).Product DetailsThis kid's costume is officially licensed from The Lego Movie 2. It comes with everything your child to become the blocky version of The Dark Knight. It starts with a foam tunic that's shaped like a Lego mini-figure body. It fits with a fastener in the back for easy fitting. The front of the tunic has Batman's suit printed on it, including a bright red Bat-symbol, a utility belt, and muscles! The matching pants have printed details and an elastic waistband for a comfortable fit. Of course, every superhero needs to protect their secret identity, which is why this costume comes with a mask! It's made out of molded plastic and fits with an elastic band. Finally, the finishing touch to this costume comes in the form a pair of mitts shaped like Lego hands. They have that classic horseshoe shape and fit over your child's hands like gloves. Put it all together and your child will be ready to face any villain around!Cooler Than SupermanIf your child is a huge fan of the Lego Movie, or if they love Batman, then this is the right costume for them! It's definitely much cooler than dressing up like Lego Superman!
Blunt Master Costume
1305472823$39.99
You’re not just a blunt. This isn’t a private affair after work. This is an event. You’re the Big Doobie. The Blunt Master. This is a Super Bowl, New Year’s Eve, 4/20, Martin Luther King Jr. Day blunt. Five guys threw down on this thing and they still tapped out on it before it was done. It left the curtains smelling long after mom and dad got back in town. So don’t be surprised if you end up getting passed around a little while wearing this costume––it’s not chill to hang onto you for too long.You’re legal now in some states, baby! Probably not the best choice for chaperoning a second-grade Halloween party, but it might be a hit at Grandma’s retirement home bash––you know, chronic pain, memories of the 60s and all. You might want to avoid airports. But wear your beliefs loud and proud far away from any federal law enforcement in our blunt costume!This Big Doobie Costume is 100 polyester––not smokable! You’ll have to stitch some wraps together if you actually want a blunt this big. It has a polyester brown tunic with a burgundy band displaying the unsubtle Blunt Master logo. What’s Blunt Master? You is, brah! The costume has a lei of giant (polyester, sorry) marijuana leaves that attaches to the collar with Hook and Loop fastener. Again, not smokeable. We can’t help you on sourcing that. But walking around in this costume probably won’t hurt in hooking up with other lovers of the herb!
Scary Ringmaster Costume for Men
1279175507$59.99
Coming to a Porch Near YouThat discount circus on the edge of town was creepy. You gave it a horrible review online. Everything seemed off! The clown's smiles seemed cruel. The acrobatics were jerky and zombie-like. And if you never saw that eerie ringmaster again, it would be too soon. He seemed unhinged. His mood swung from manically happy to horribly mad. The entire audience felt captivated by his performance, and not in a good way. Who knows, your review may have been the reason people stopped supporting that awful show. The circus had packed up and left two days ago. Good riddance, right?But, wait! What was that? Footsteps? Is one of your neighbors playing organ music? Shh! There's definitely someone at your door. Someone who wants to give you a backstage pass to the show of a lifetime!Design & DetailsThis Made By Us scary ringmaster is not a character that you'd want showing up at your door late at night, which makes it just the type of costume you'd want showing up before Halloween! Our in-house designers put this high-quality look together for your spooky entertainment. It features a velvet tailcoat with embroidery around the collar and cuffs. The attached vest panels have a vintage stripe pattern while the ruffled shirt front will make you feel like you're straight out of a twisted Victorian circus. The look is ready for showtime with black pants trimmed with piping and a dapper top hat!That's the ticketAre you ready to take on the most important role in your demented circus? While the lush fringe and velvet of this costume will make you feel like a star, you don't have to run the show alone! Pair up with all sorts of characters from lion tamers to clowns and you'll have a group costume that no one will forget!
Adult Emoji Heart Smiley Costume
1265313716$34.99
Love It!There's no such thing as too much appreciation. Every day has a lot of traffic jams and stubbed toes, so the positive things need talking up. Life's good times deserve some recognition! The party is lively, the snacks and drinks are delicious, and everyone's costumes are looking amazing (almost as amazing as yours)! Make sure that everyone knows how fantastic you think they are! You'll be the most sought-after guest around thanks to your warm and appreciative attitude. Product DetailsYou've heard of wearing your heart on your sleeve - now wear it in your "eyes" with this Emoji Heart Smiley Costume for Adults! The outfit includes a circular pullover tunic that has with holes for the arms and head. The front of the tunic is printed with red heart eyes and a smiling red mouth. The costume comes with white gloves that each have four oversized fingers that are great for pointing out your favorite things or your significant other's many amazing qualities. Eye Heart You Have you ever been texting too fast and accidentally sent the wrong emoji? The heart-eye emoji is probably the best one to send by mistake. People get a little angry if you reply to their "new baby" photo with the "sick to my stomach" emoji, or to their engagement announcement with the red swearing icon. But hearts? Everyone loves hearts! Even if you didn't mean to send it, you can just play it off as part of your kind and supportive personality.
Adult Inflatable Sloth Costume
1265318348$49.99
How Slow Can You Go? Sloths aren't so great at track meets and you'll never see one compete in the Indy 500, but boy are they champions at taking the scenic route. Sloths move so slowly that they frequently forget where they were originally planning to go and just decide to catch a few zzz's instead. Are they relatable or what? Product DetailsDo things at your own speed when you wear this laugh-out-loud Inflatable Sloth Costume for Adults! The one-piece outfit is made of sturdy white and brown polyester windbreaker fabric with a zipper up the back that makes it easy (although not necessarily fast) to get in and out of. A fan installed behind your left hip keeps you inflated for as long as you're wearing the costume, and the fully enclosed feet, complete with faux sloth toes, ensures that minimal air escapes. Two attached sloth arms inflate until they stick out to each side as though ready for a giant sloth hug. Human-sized brown mitts are attached to each arm so that you can use your own hands. The fully enclosed oversized head is printed with eyebrows, eyes, a nose, and the mouth is fitted with a clear plastic viewing port. You'll need to be able to see in order to pick out the perfect location for napping. Rest Is BestWhy join the rat race when you could look amazing while chilling on a comfortable branch. Zip up your costume and then give yourself permission to relax. Putting on an outfit this awesome is the only "work' you need to do today.
Inflatable Kids Red Dino Costume
1213249961$59.99
Ready to RoarYour child is a bit on the timid side. They sometimes have a hard time raising their hand in class. Trying out for sports is overwhelming to them. And don't get us started on the school play!But recently a friend recommended an interesting concept—dino therapy! Her son had been dealing with a lot of the same shyness, and now he's the class clown. Apparently, the process of becoming something powerful and fearless can do a lot for a quiet kiddo's confidence in a very short amount of time. Cool! This Kid's Inflatable Red Dino Costume should do the trick for you, then. It's a ferocious and fearsome dinosaur made slightly silly and fun due to its inflatable silhouette. Your child will love wearing it, and the more they wear it, the more you'll see results*. Product DetailsThis look gets a lot of life from its inflatable nature! An internal battery pack and fan keep the puffy silhouette afloat. There is an oversized T-rex head, and the whole costume is all one piece in a surprisingly easy-to-wear jumpsuit. A clear panel ensures your child can see where they are going, even if there is still a bit of a learning curve to wielding a T-rex's tiny arms and long tail. Dino DisclaimerJust know, uh, we're not actually medical professionals and cannot guarantee this process* above will work. But we can guarantee any dino-loving child will flip for wearing this cool costume. It's bound to be a Halloween success!
Child's Lego Ninjago Kai Legacy Deluxe Costume
1213231958$59.99
The Element of FireKai’s brooding heart is like the burning heat of the furnace itself. As he grew up working in his father’s smithy, Kai became very attuned to the heat and the feel of fire. He and his sister both worked hard, but it was Kai who was eventually admitted to the Ninja, and it was Kai who became the Fire Maker. Throughout his many adventures with the Ninja, Kai never lost his affinity for the most dangerous element. The smoky heat, the wafting flames, and the burning embers all call to his spirit and urge him on to great acts of heroism.Master Wu had once used the elements in unison and created several artifacts from them. The sword of fire was one of them and, as such, it was integral to the history of creation and spinjitzu in the world. Kai claimed the legendary sword of fire and protected it from Lord Garmadon. Eventually, aided by Master Wu, he and the other Ninja combined all their abilities and their legendary swords to fight the Serpentine.Product DetailsThis Child’s Lego Ninjago Kai Legacy Deluxe Costume is sure to make everyone think that the fire maker himself is really present. The costume is made from 100 percent polyester and polyurethane foam. The molded mask is held securely with an elastic strap around the back of the head. The gold foil dragon and other printed embellishments are very much like the ones that adorn Kai’s own clothing. The costume also comes with two black gloves that are made to resemble Lego hands. Perfect for one of the Ninja!Sword of FireEventually the sword was used by Lord Garmadon to kill the Great devourer, but it was made into the Great Weapon in the process and no longer existed in the sword form. Kai would later go on to use his mastery of fire to reforge the sword. Only after using its Tornado of Creation power would it finally be rendered fully useless and fall from the annals of history forever.
Soap and Loofa Adult Couples Costume
1265318360$44.99
The Couple That Showers Together Stays TogetherThere's a lot you can learn about your sweetie from their hygiene habits. Do they like the water boiling hot or only lukewarm? Do they only use a specific kind of shampoo? What if they have long hair: Do they wash it neatly down the drain or leave it swirled in interesting patterns on the shower wall? Whatever the story, it's a good way to learn to tolerance and how to appreciate each other's quirks (unless they use your favorite body wash again. Then it's war.) Product DetailsLook squeaky clean and super cute in your Adult Soap and Loofa Couples Costume! The set contains two tunics, the first of which is white and shaped like a rectangle, with the word "Soap" printed in caps on the front. The second tunic is a strapless number with a drawstring band and fluffy tiers of pink mesh and a matching pink shower cap. The set also includes bubble balloons that you can carry or stick on your costumes, as well as decorative stickers shaped like rubber ducks, suds, and more. Rub a Dub Dub Show off your favorite form of joint self-care by teaming up with your sweetheart for the perfect tanden costume! You'll be the freshest dating pair around, and better yet, there's no need to actually shower before putting on your outfits because everyone will already assume that you've freshened up. (If you're a little stinky, though, they'll probably be able to tell.)
Jester Hat for Adults
1318475759$24.99
Sure you play the fool sometimes. But there is a difference between PLAYING the fool, and BEING the fool. And you know this difference well. The fool is the person who does things without thinking about them. The person playing the fool thinks long, and hard about the things that they do well in advance of doing them.But wearing a jester hat (this jester hat maybe?) is a good way to set yourself apart from the person who is the fool. You want everyone to know that playing the fool is just that, acting. And that you are an incredibly talented individual. Heck, you know how to juggle 6 daggers at once. Not just anyone can do that! Usually only those with jester hats on.
Kid's Green Man Skin Suit
1265314385$24.99
Every Halloween, you know you’re going to see a cat, and a self-referencing play on words, and a politician, and a monster. You’re going to see whatever big trend was on the news, and whatever character stood out in the latest blockbuster. You’re going to see superheroes and supervillains, pirates and gangsters. You’re going to see the same costumes you’ve seen for years.You’re not going to let your little one contribute to this mundane mediocrity! By George, you’re going to come up with a spectacularly original costume, one that no one has ever seen before. Maybe you’ll create a painfully detailed, stunning accurate 16th-century Templar knight, complete with hand-crafted chainmail. Or a wolf-man costume covered in real yak hair, just like they used in the old movies. Or a mermaid with real scales. Or maybe, originality (and time and money) can be saved by simply shelling out for this Child Green Man Skin Suit. Now your child can successfully blend in with the lawn, or some bushes, or a grassy knoll—instead of blending in with other costumers!
Girl's Grammy Gertie Costume
1267062376$29.99
AN OLD SOUL AT HEARTKids and the elderly have a lot in common despite their huge age difference. Senior citizens and preschoolers are both prone to crankiness. If they miss a nap or their favorite program, watch out because their crankiness gets kicked into overdrive. Those a little long in the tooth may not go into full-blown temper tantrum mode, but those youngsters surely will. A missed episode of "PAW Patrol" means sobbing and maybe even screaming fits. (Oh, brother!) These two groups also prefer soft foods, take their daily Multivitamins, and they absolutely have no filter whatsoever. If they think your patchwork vest is dorky, don't worry, kids and seniors will let you know. But no matter how many times your patience gets tested, preschoolers and the elderly can easily capture your heart! The Girl's Grammy Gertie costume highlights how youngsters and old people are one and the same. Dress her in this costume, get her a crossword puzzle, pour a glass of prune juice, then tune into "Murder, She Wrote." Now, she's the mini-version of your mother-in-law. This is a moment to be cherished! PRODUCT DETAILSThe Girl's Grammy Gertie costume is an exclusive, Made by Us design, meaning it's crafted from high-quality fabric and made to last. The floral dress with large collar is offset by a green jacket. This costume also comes with a pair of black frame glasses and a gray wig with an interior mesh wig cap for comfort.KIDS THESE DAYS...The adorable costume can be complemented by a cane prop and faux-pearl earrings. Invite the grandparents over for a good laugh because Grammy and Pop-Pop will hoot and holler once they see how their beloved granddaughter aged overnight. They'll take plenty of pictures to show all their friends at the old folks home.
Adult Retro Flip Phone Costume
1265316415$39.99
L8R! School's out, work's over, and it's time for some fun! You're all ready to go out with your friends to catch a movie, grab pizza at the mall food court, and chill for the whole weekend. You've got your spiked hair, cargo pants, and beach bro flip flops on if you're a dude. If you're a gal, you've got your distressed flare jeans, popcorn top, and crimped hair under a newsboy cap. You're ready to go - oh wait! Can't forget the ultra-cool flip phone! Are you cutting-edge or what? Product DetailsRelive the glory of the one-finger texting era with this hilarious Retro Flip Phone Adult Costume! The exclusive outfit is unisex and consists of a long, dark gray pullover tunic. The top is shaped like an old-school flip phone and is printed with graphics, including all of the number, letter, and symbol keys, a green "Call" button and a red "End Call" button, and a silver "speaker." A flap at the bottom resembles a flip case, and a foam antenna is attached to the back. C U 2NITE? Technology is so incredible! Your phone is the coolest one around, and get this - it even comes in different colors. *Mind blown.* There's absolutely no way that any phone more awesome than this one will ever exist. It's definitely impossible that by later in the 21st Century, there will be about forty-five and a half new styles of phones that can even let you access the internet. Even if there were, they won't be nearly as great because they won't have flip tops.
Adult Deluxe Clown Shoes
1293586313$49.99
Funny BusinessNice clowns are kind of amazing when you think about it. They're adept comedy performers who can put on a hilarious show while wearing a flashy and impractical getup complete with ruffles and red plastic noses. On the other hand, evil clowns are kind of amazing too. How do they manage to sneak up on people while wearing those shoes? Product DetailsDo as much clowning around as you want while wearing your exclusive Deluxe Clown Shoes for Adults! The Oxford-style shoes come with red laces and have lightly textured anti-skid heels. The uppers are made of blue, yellow, and red faux patent leather and the shoes come with red laces. Silliest Foot ForwardIf you're planning to run away to join the circus, or just planning a clown costume for Halloween, you'll need the right accessories! Add these shoes to your water-squirting flower and your colorful, curly wig, and you'll be ready to step into the circus ring.
Girl's Clever Clown Child Costume
1265312403$39.99
A Lot of Clown-t at CourtOddly enough, one of the most important people in the Middle Ages was the court jester. This person was not only genuinely hilarious, but they also had the opportunity to regularly speak to the king, which most other courtiers could only dream of. That is the kind of power that a jester could get used to and use to gain wealth for themselves, or, if they were the scary kind of jester, to cause spooky mischief.That is what makes style choices so important for anyone who wants to pursue that kind of career at court. If you dress in a neutral way, no one will ever know where you stand and you won’t be as successful. So, it is important for every court jester to display their ethos and personality on their sleeve, whether they want to be good or bad.Merry and ScaryThat is where this Girl’s Clever Clown Child Costume excels! It has all the hallmarks of a smart and slightly wicked jester, while still being stylish and chic. The overall style dress and poofy-cuffed shirt place it well into the quirky jester category, while the dark colors declare it to be quite spooky. The matching hat and frilly neck add that extra little bit of comically scary feeling that will set you apart from the other wannabe clowns!Dressed for JestIf you are looking for that perfect clown costume that will make people think that you are very frightening indeed, then this is the costume for you! Your jokes will all land, since everyone will be laughing in nervous fear around you anyway!
Child Inflatable Monkey Costume
1267062226$44.99
This Costume Is BananasYour little monkeys climb over, around, and under everything 364 days a year. Let them be a real monkey on Halloween, but slow them down a bit with this Inflatable Child Monkey Costume. They may even want to slow down to let people admire what they're wearing!Product DetailsThis costume looks like a lot, but it's one piece and doesn't have any small accessories to misplace or lose. A battery pack takes four AA batteries (not included) and airs up this costume in a flash. Just have your kiddo step in. Elastic around the ankles and wrists ensure they won't be floating around inside. Adjust their face inside the face hole. Then hit the on switch and your work is done. The monkey's face is screen printed on, giving it a surprising expression--with your kid's own face as the mouth! There's plenty of room underneath to bundle up, without ruining the overall effect. You'll feel like you've won Halloween when you hear all the "oohs" and "aaahs" (or are they "ooh ooh ahh ahhs"?) this costume will get.Inflate FunSome costumes require extra pieces, tiny accessories, or elaborate makeup. Others are ruined when winter boots, jackets, and hats are required thanks to the weather. Worry about none of that when you choose this Inflatable Child Monkey Costume! All you need is four AA batteries (not included). Hit the "on" switch, and your Halloween night is ready to start. However, we take no responsibility for a Halloween haul of just bananas.
Women's Majestic Trapeze Artist Costume
1230331689$39.99
She swings through the air…What’s your favorite part about going to the circus? Is it the elephants with their neat tricks? The funny clowns spilling out of that tiny car to pull off so many hilarious pranks? The thrilling lion tamer and his ferocious lions? If you’re like us, it’s got to be the amazing acrobats! These aerial daredevils do tricks that make our heads spin and our hearts pounds, whether they’re catching each other mid-air or walking along a tightrope high above our heads. We know that if we joined the circus, that’s what we’d want to be!Unfortunately, we’re just not quite coordinated enough to be world-class acrobats. If we tried, we’d definitely plummet to the ground if there was no safety net. (We don’t think we’d even risk it if there was a net anyway!) We can’t even cross a tightrope two inches off the ground, let alone 50 feet!Product detailsIf you’re hopelessly ungraceful like we are, never fear! You can still feel like an authentic acrobat in this Women's Majestic Trapeze Artist Costume. This beautiful pale purple costume is exactly what you need for any aerial feats… or just looking good while your feet are still firmly planted on the ground. The leg holes are stylishly ruffled, and there are matching ruffled arm bands to go with. There’s also lovely lace trim down the front for that extra flair.…with the greatest of ease!Next time you have the urge to live out your high top dreams but are prudent enough to stay on the ground, slip into this Women's Majestic Trapeze Artist Costume. You might not be able to do all the flips and sumersaults that real aerial stars can do, but you’ll definitely feel like a real acrobat whenever you’re wearing this costume!
Plus Size Crash Test Dummy Costume for Adults
1324884507$49.99
Do your pals know you as the risk taker of the group? Are you generally thought of to be unflappable? Do you think that skydiving, base jumping, swimming with sharks, and bungee jumping all sound like a perfectly lovely way to spend a Tuesday? Do you dream of being stunt double?While some may tell you to slow down and tread on life with caution, we say dive in head first! And just to show you’re not afraid of any crash-and-burn scenarios life may throw your way, wear this plus sized crash test dummy costume to your next big costume party! That ought to show those naysayers because as a daredevil, nothing gets you pumped for your next big adventurous feat than someone telling you not to do it. Being told “you can’t do that” is how you got motivated to swim between California and Hawaii and how you finally summited Everest, after all. Honestly, a little car crash testing seems easier than all that.Easiest yet is to put on this blue jumpsuit, mask, and white gloves and become “Larry” for the night. You’ll be unrecognizable by face but our guess is that you will find some party feat by which to distinguish yourself. Just remember, Larry, real cars are not meant to be tested by you. Those are simulations. But on the upside, you probably won’t be mad if folks bump into you all night long.
Women's Rainbow Dress Costume
1213239881$44.99
Bright NightIt can somehow feel easier to be down in the dumps and give in to gloom. The really hard work is choosing to shine brightly, even when life is tough. You just happen to be the kind of gal that gleams from head to toe, regardless of the day. Things other people complain about, you feel grateful for. And when people chit-chat about how bad the weather is, you try to find the silver lining. So, how about now you become that silver lining? In this Women's Rainbow Dress Costume, you can step out on Halloween night dressed as the bright beacon of hopeful cheer you were made to be. We promise you'll look as good as you'll feel, and vice versa. You'll also be a welcome respite from the dark gloominess of all those zombies, witches, demons, and vampires out there! Product DetailsThis giddy getup answers the age-old question: can rainbows somehow be...flirty? It seems they can! This dress is exquisitely made by us and exclusive to our line, and it somehow walks the fine line between cheerful and sassy. We love it. It's SO you. It's a short blue shift dress with a bold rainbow on both the front and back, along with a cloud-inspired ruffled hem. Slip on the sunny headband and prepare to be wowed at your especially great mood and inspirational look. Cloud ControlAs you float through the Halloween party, make sure you home in on anyone complaining—one sight of you ought to turn their mood around and remind them to look on the bright side!
Green Gloves for Kids
1229720915$8.99
There’s a saying by everyone’s favorite green character that states, “it’s not easy being green,” well these gloves defy that logic. It should be easy…and with these Child Green Gloves, it’s even easier to be the Green Lantern, or a green crayon…or a witch, for that matter. Usually, when all of the little ghosts and goblins set out on Halloween night, they’re missing one very crucial piece of their costume—gloves!Whatever your child has aspired to be for Halloween, these green gloves are sure to fit the color scheme. Aside from achieving monochromatic nirvana, your child’s hands will stay protected from the elements. Sometimes Halloween can be downright chilly at times. So, keep your little Kermit or green M&M looking their finest with these exclusive stretch gloves.
Moon Purse
1265315895$19.99
Full Moon in the SkyHave you ever tried grabbing the moon right out of the night's sky? On some nights, it's so bright and seems so close. It almost seems like you could pluck it out of the sky with your hands. But... that'd be silly to try, wouldn't it? Well, our designers wanted to craft a bag for those who've ever been tempted to hold the moon in their hands! They captured the enchanting look of our Earth's satellite when they created this Moon Purse.Design & DetailsThis Made By Us design starts with a faux leather outer shell, which is shaped into a circle. The bag has printed graphics of a full moon on the front, complete with dark shading to recreate the geography of the moon. The zipper on top reveals the main compartment, which has just enough space for your phone and a few necessities. The adjustable shoulder strap helps you get a perfect fit. Whether you want to wear it with your astronaut costume or you're just one of those dreamers who wanted to hold the moon in your hands, this moon-inspired purse is the perfect accessory for you! It's just one of our many amazing cosmic accessories!
Girls Lego Movie 2 Sweet Mayhem Deluxe Costume
1213234397$19.99
Halloween Candy ExplosionWhen we first heard the term sweet mayhem, we could only think of one thing. Halloween Candy Explosion! Being huge fans of Halloween, we liked the idea. It offered us plenty of ideas on how to make sorting the loads of trick-or-treating candy that made it home more exciting. Instead of gently pouring it all on the ground, groups of kids could toss it—like confetti! Then it would be a mad dash to grab all their favorites before anyone else nabbed it. There were plans to add a timer to increase the intensity. We considered adding a blindfold into the mix but decided that would just make finding all the right candy too difficult. It was all shaping up quite nicely.Then, someone showed us Sweet Mayhem. At first, we were a little disappointed. But after doing the research, we returned to our epic Halloween Candy Explosion idea. Knowing that Sweet Mayhem would definitely be up for the wild fun, so long as it means bringing people together!Product DetailsGet your child ready to create their own Halloween fun with this Lego Movie 2 Girls Sweet Mayhem Deluxe Costume! Styled after the Lego Movie 2 mini-doll, this 4-piece costume will transform your child into the Systar System’s greatest warrior. The caped dress and pig-tail headband give this playful ensemble a fashionable and futuristic look while the included leggings make the costume practical for your child’s trick-or-treating adventures!Sweet SweetsOkay, maybe Halloween Candy Explosion, isn’t the best idea for kids. But, creating their own sweet mayhem on Halloween is a sure thing. Especially with this officially licensed Sweet Mayhem costume! Whether they simply relive the excitement of Lego Movie 2 at playtime or share their candy with their friends in an inventive new way, your child will be ready for whatever fun comes their way!
Plus Size Authentic Ron Burgundy Suit Costume for Men
1213245096$179.99
You can be a man. Discover the wheel, and build the Eiffel tower out of metal and brawn. But above all, be an anchorman! You can take the helm of Channel 4's news team when you suit up in this authentic Ron Burgundy costume. With the panache and bravado of the iconic 70s broadcaster, there's only going to be one phrase on your lips... stay classy, San Diego! This exclusive costume has all of the authentic details from Anchorman The Legend of Ron Burgundy, and with included wig and mustache, you'll look so good that you will even fool Baxter. Don't act like you're not impressed.
Women's Wicked Ringleader Costume
1213230594$49.99
Fearless Leader At work, you are the kind, compassionate, communicative boss for your staff. You take care to think through how your decisions will affect your employees, how to create a better work-life balance, how to increase benefits and distribute the workload more efficiently, and how to have epic office parties. Your team thinks you're the best boss ever — and you pretty much are. But it's fun to play pretend on Halloween. After all, why should kids get all the fun? That's why you're totally rocking this Women's Wicked Ringleader Costume, and imagining how different life would be if you ruled the roost in a different way. After all, it's pretty hard to do the right thing all the time, and it's a little thrilling to do the wicked thing...every once in a while. Have fun in your imaginary world tonight!Design & DetailsThis stunning look is worthy of the position of honor in the ring, seeing as it was crafted to perfection by our in-house costume team. Every attention has been paid to its details and design, from the golden braided trim to the matching cord fasteners. The costume is actually a one-piece dress styled to look like a tailcoat jacket and tank dress, with velvet construction and a top hat that helps you look larger than life and in charge of the circus. Back to RealitySteal the spotlight tonight and prepare to dazzle and delight. But just remember to hang up the whip (not included) and top hat before returning to work on Monday! It may send the wrong message to your staff.
Toddler Hungry Venus Fly Trap Costume
1213241440$39.99
Growing Like a Weed?We've always heard that when a tyke shoots up faster than seems humanly possible that they've taken after weeds. Now, we have all seen some dandelions that seem to be a little bit monstrous. Maybe you've ignored the garden or side yard long enough that it has been overtaken by a few sprouts of ragweed. But that's nothing compared to a kiddo who seems to have something to prove to the sky. Maybe you've seen something similar in your own tyke. Perhaps that measurement on the wall where you've been ticking off their annual growth seems to be leaping by extraordinary bounds. A bit of a crazy appetite? Maybe they even want to eat some very strange things. Well, if any of this rings a bell, you might be shocked to learn that your tyke might have something in common with the Dionaea muscipula, better known as the Venus Flytrap! Design & DetailsThe first step in finding out if you've got a carnivorous plant on your hands is by dressing them up in this Hungry Venus Fly Trap costume. This Made by Us design is a green and foam-backed jersey that really comes to life when your tyke wears the velour hood. It has a hook and loop fastener at the back and its design makes your kiddo look like they've got some seriously toothy petals! Toss on the included flower pot with and keep them in place with shoulder straps to really bring your little plantling to life. So long as they don't get a craving for little insects, you'll just have a cute kiddo and can ease your concerns! A Voracious AppetiteUpon further checking, we've discovered that normal Venus Flytraps don't actually grow nearly as tall as a tyke. But, that doesn't mean that your kiddo can't play out their desire for snacks in an adorable fashion with this Hungry Venus Fly Trap costume. (Just make sure you've got those treats on hand!)
Kid's Tiny Tree Costume
1268998467$59.99
Happy HabitatWhat would we do without trees? There would be no place to build an amazing fort with a rope ladder and a spyglass. Squirrels wouldn't have a snug place to store their nuts and curl up during the long winters. We wouldn't hear the soft and soothing sound of wind rushing through high branches, and tire swings wouldn't be nearly as fun. It's no wonder that trees are so important in all of our lives: So important that dressing up as one is a really cool Halloween idea! Product DetailsYout won't be-leaf your eyes when you see how fantastic you look in this exclusive Tiny Tree Costume for Kids! The long-sleeved jumpsuit fastens down the back and is made of brown minky fabric that's embossed all over with a tree bark pattern. The shoulders and sleeves are sewn with green felt leaves. An included stuffed squirrel can be fastened into the pocket on the torso. The headpiece fastens under your chin, has foam lining to help it keep its shape, and is sewn with more green felt leaves. See the Forest for the Trees What does that expression mean? Does it mean something like, "Make sure you don't lose sight of the details?" Or does it mean, "You are going to look awesome no matter where you are if you're dressed in a cool outfit that makes you look like a majestic tree"? The second one sounds pretty good to us. We'll go with that, because it's true.
Women's Flower Hoodie Dress
1213246264$39.99
Why Gild the Lilly?Flowers are great. Everyone agrees from the birds to the bees. Flowers have it all. They're beautiful. They're unique. They smell great. They help the bees keep working to pollinate our fruits and veggies, keeping us fed. Yep, flowers are both beautiful and talented. When you're looking for a garden-friendly costume you might as well get straight to the point and dress up as a happy daisy. You'll basically exude happiness with your bright petals and happy leafy hands. And sure, there might be gilded Lillies out there but we highly doubt that they're as happy and energetic as you are!Details & DesignDesigned by our in-house designers, this Made by Us look is wonderful for Earth Day events, plays, and all sorts of costume parties. The fit is comfortable, zipping up the front so that it can be layered over other clothing. With a soft green fabric and fresh color, it's sure to stand out in a crowd. The dress has sleeves that fold over your hands for a petal or leaf-like shapes with leaf veins sewn into the fabric. A leafy collar is attached to the neckline, framing the colorful petaled hood. The hood has lightweight petals to make your costume unmistakably cheery!Sowing the SeedsAre you ready to take on your new flower persona? Try doing the things that flowers like. Take in the morning sun, drink plenty of fresh water, bury your feet in some dirt. It's all about getting into character. And when you're ready, you can finish off your flower ensemble with accessories like green leggings and cheery makeup. Don't want to wear your leafy look solo? No worries, there are all sorts of plant costumes. You know your friend would feel right at home in a sweet pea costume. Start planting your Halloween ideas in your friend's heads by rocking this flower dress at your earliest opportunity.
Crayon Box Toddler Costume Dress
1273511074$59.99
This is an exclusive Toddler Crayon Box Costume Dress.
Adult Baby Costume
1213233026$29.99
A couple of babiesYou sometimes walk by a baby in a stroller and think, “Ah. I wish someone would push me around like that.” Or perhaps you pass a family carrying their little one as they hike and take in the views and think, “Carry me! Why must life get harder as we get older?”It’s OK, we think about these things too. While we have yet to figure out the secret to reverse aging, we think we may have just the thing to bring a little extra TLC to your life: this Adult Baby Costume. You may be a grown-up who does taxes and has a 401K, but that doesn’t mean you can’t indulge your infantile side. Show everyone at the party just what a big and funny baby you can be and watch as the cuddles, sweets, and maybe even a push in a stroller (or at least a lift home in your friend’s car) come cooing your way.Product DetailsWhile the teddy bear, giant baby bottle, and pacifier accessories shown in the photo are sold separately--don’t cry--you should get them to complete your comical baby look. Here, here, look here! Don’t cry. See? This ensemble includes a bib, bonnet, and a bodysuit with a built-in wire hoop. It’s a look that can be worn by either men or women, and one size fits most. If that’s not something to giggle in an insanely cute way at, well, we don’t know what is.
Adult Blue Baby Kit
1324440831$18.99
Babies Have it MadeIt’s pretty hard NOT to be jealous of babies. After all, people wait on them hand and foot. They never have to cook their own meals. They don’t have to get a job. They don’t have any bills. They can spend the majority of their day napping and no one chastises them. They don’t even need to get up to use the toilet. Adults really do get the short end of the stick.What if there was a way for you to recapture that careless attitude of infancy? What if there was a way for you to get rid of responsibility, even if just for an evening at your next costume party? What if you could once again revert to the days of being a baby? What if you could spend your whole day napping with a little whirly mobile hanging above your bed? What if people could take one look at you and immediately feel the urge to pamper you with baby talk and a bottle? Well, perhaps there’s a way to do all that with this adult blue baby kit.Product DetailsThis adult baby costume kit comes with everything you need to look like a big baby. Everyone will see you for the sweet young boy that you truly are. Your own mother might be so overwhelmed with emotion that she’ll want to break out that old stroller from you were just a wee little lad.Grown-Up AdviceAnd for one evening, you can head to the costume party dressed up like a baby. You can ignore your responsibilities and pretend that you don’t have to work. We do, however, advise against trying to wear this blue baby kit every day. The more fun you have dressed as a baby, the less you’ll want to return to being a grown-up!
Botched Beauty Makeup Kit
1213236764$9.99
the long sleepSo, like so many others, you've woken up on an operating room table and...the world has ended. Yikes, this should be interesting. Folks who found access to the radio waves are coming up with excuses but long story short, there was an outbreak and half the world's population are zombies. The reporters are not saying the biochemical plant upstream had anything to do with it but they aren't saying it had nothing to do with it either. Of course, you've got a chance to live! You've prepared for this!But before you think about how to fill your starved tummy and satiate those parched lips -- before you think about how to defend yourself amidst apocalyptic conditions -- you remember.product detailsYou were getting a facelift! The turn must have happened mid-operation! Because when you look in the mirror, the person staring back looks like a half-finished art project. Your face is barely hanging on, and your nose and lips aren't proportional any longer. What a disaster. This latex and cream Botched Beauty Makeup Kit will get you just that sort of look. Best of all, the application instructions on the packaging, and the fact that it washes off with just warm water and soap, make it a cinch to get in on that fantasy and back out. You wouldn't want to spend too long in that reality, after all.
Women's Green Crayola Crayon Costume
1272485007$39.99
Cray-ving Some Arts and CraftsThese days, there isn’t much of the day that is apportioned to arts and crafts. When we were in elementary school, the teachers always made sure we had sufficient time to practice artistic endeavors. Nowadays, it is just lot of the same thing every day.That is why this is such an important costume. Of all the ways you can protest the lack of arts and crafts time at jobs today, this is no doubt one of the most effective and creative. That’s a pretty good start!Product DetailsMaking sure you are dressed right for any occasion is very important, which is why we recommend setting yourself up right with this Women's Green Crayola Crayon Costume. This “Made By Us” costume was put together by our hard working and careful artisans, so you will feel good about wearing this for years to come. The included dress and hat make you look just like the waxy writing utensil that we all used for years and then never again. The nostalgia factor is high with this costume! The flattering and fun green color is definitely the best choice for a crayon costume, since there are so many possibilities for accessories. This costume is fun, cute, and creative, and we are sure you will love it!Green with EnvyIf you are searching for the perfect way to look classic and original, then you are in the right place. You will feel like a winner in this cool and comfortable costume. Just make sure you think of three or four really good green puns before you go out!
Adult Ringmaster Costume
1213245264$49.99
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS, CHILDREN OF ALL AGES: PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR... UM...A really great costume that will allow you to do a lot of enthusiastic shouting, and many other exciting things! Because the way we see it, the ringmaster is kind of a jack of all trades. When you're juggling clown cars and acrobats and a bunch of ferocious lions balanced precariously on stools, you've got to be a master of all kinds of unusual skills. And more than that, you've got to be able to command both the attention of your audience and the obedience of any kind of performer, whether they're a human cannonball or an ornery trick pony. After all, the show must go on! So we designed and made this uniform package to help keep things moving. We know how hard it can be to play gracious host to the crowd while serving as air traffic controller to the various acts leaping or soaring from one side of the big top to the other! And we know that there's nothing like a bright red tailcoat and a top hat to make you feel up to the task.We're sure that you'll enjoy making sweeping arm gestures in the jacket, and barking the elaborate stage names of all the performers at the top of your lungs from beneath the hat. And those with front-row seats will appreciate some of the finer details, like the gold vest front, red bow tie, and polished-looking boot tops. Along with a white shirt, gloves, and a pair of jodhpurs or slacks, it'll have you ready for the spotlight!