RESPECT YOUR ELDERSKids are told time and time again that wisdom needs to be listened to and that they should prize the folks who have walked the world longer than they. Give the elders respect and adhere to the insight that they have to give. Do what they say! That's a lot of almost oppressive obligation for a kid to listen to and many are going to resist the effort. They might even try to come up with ways to turn the tables. Of course, a particularly clever tyke might just turn that entire thing up on its end and transform into your old folks in order to get away with all sorts of trouble. It isn't that we want to encourage such behavior or would delight in hearing the story of what happened, but... that's definitely true! And we're pretty sure that your kiddo (and even you) will love the whole experience.PRODUCT DETAILSLet your tyke see just what it is like to be walking around on aching bones when you help them transform into a cranky old man with this Old Man Boy's Costume Kit. This set of wavy gray wig, old-fashioned bow tie, and clip suspenders will give your kiddo the beginnings of a quantum leap! Before long, they'll be looking for their walking cane, demanding their rocking chair, and offering you some Werther's Originals while telling you tales from the old days back on the recess fields of elementary school! ALL WITHOUT A CURSED BODY-SWAPYou'll be able to enjoy watching your kid hobble around and demand that all the "young kids" get off their lawn when they transform into a crotchety old man with this disguise kit. How often can you give your kiddo the opportunity to see life from another person's perspective without it involving a weird cursed object or misspoken wish that turns into a Freaky Friday kind of situation!? Take this opportunity while it is available!
Dressing up is supposed to be fun and what could possibly be more fun than dressing as a clown; not just as clown, but Tickles the Clown that is! No matter what the occasion, Tickles is sure to be the life of the party, from finding quarters behind your friends ears or spraying people in the face with your classic squirting flower. She can also make balloon animals too. Jump in your tiny car and you'll be on your way to fun in no time! All jokes aside our Plus Size Tickles the Clown Costume is extra roomy for comfort and plenty of movement because we know clowns need to always be able to be on the move. With plenty of colorful polka dots on your pink dress you are sure to liven up any party! Fun is the undeniable with the red and green pom poms, plastic hoop at the bottom of your dress and white puffy pantaloons with rainbow ruffle cuffs. Add any crazy colored wig and a pair of your brightest colored tights to create the best clown costume around town!If laughter is the best medicine then Tickles the Clown would be the best doctor the circus has ever seen. She can make the grumpiest of people turn their frowns upside down by just giving someone a smile and telling a joke. Now you can make everyone giggle just like Tickles in this colorful costume. Maybe you will like making people laugh so well that you'll be inspired to join the circus!
Flower PowerOne only needs to look on Insta to see that plants and flowers are BIG right now. Like, huge. And while succulents had their moment and some could call 2020 the year of the Monstera, there's only one flower that can claim its place as a true perennial, time and time again. Who needs trends when you can become a true classic?A red rose is iconic. A red rose whispers of romance. It sings of mysterious floral deliveries from secret admirers. Of Valentine's Day dinners and honeymoon suites and winter bouquets. It calls to mind late nights walking the streets of Paris, hand in hand, accordion music floating in the background. Maybe we're waxing poetic, but that's the thing about a red rose...it inspires romantic ideals and sweeps you off your feet. If that sounds like your cup of tea, then this Women's Red Rose Costume has your name written all over it (in swirly calligraphy, no less)! Swoon. Product DetailsThis strapless jumpsuit is exclusive to us and styled to perfection! Step into the rose's stem—by way of green velvety pants—and zip up the petal-adorned bustier-style top. This piece offers the perfect amount of flirty romance, with its rich colors that paint you in pretty tones and its contours that hug your form. This costume requires little accessorizing to be absolutely breathtaking—the finest things in life are often the simplest.Rose to the OccasionWell, we think it's safe to safe you've outdone yourself in terms of Halloween costumes. But why not take this look out on the town for a night? Or to the grocery store? Bloom where you are planted, as they say!
Acting Your AgeAge is a crazy thing. Sometimes it seems to all go by so fast. Other times it seems like you've been the same age for forever! And the whole time, you're expected to act your age. What if you don't want to? What if you want to sit in the park and grump about how today's youth has no respect. What if you want to order off the senior menu, knowing that their gravy has a lower sodium content? What if you want to fall asleep listening to a baseball game on the radio. You might be in the prime of your life but that doesn't mean you shouldn't have your own chair that no one else is allowed to sit in. Other people might look back and dream about their youth. Others might try to live in the now. You know better. You know that the best life is a senior life. Why else would they call them your golden years?Product DetailsThis old man costume will make all those years tick by in an instant! Simply throw on the one-piece mask and old man sweater and you'll feel ancient in an instant. The front of the sweater is printed with a lapel and tie so it'll be a little schmancy for looking good in the senior home. A Host of ActivitiesAre you ready to relax in the park in elderly style? Now, you might need to brush up on your Chess or Backgammon but this is sure to be a true delight! Pair this costume with an inflatable walker or a prop cane to really bring your look home. And when Halloween is over you can reuse the look. Show up to your next birthday party with an elderly look. Use it when you're feeling tired. Break it out when your friend shows up on hour late to show that you've been waiting forever. Turns out, aging early is the answer!
Pocket ChangeAhh, the good ol' days. Remember a time when people used to actually carry around physical money? These days, everyone seems to carry a card, but in the 90s, you could find us hanging out at the arcade with a pocket full of shiny quarters. There's just something satisfying about the feel of a round quarter as you push it into a pinball machine!Well, we wanted to craft a costume that captured the style of a brand new quarter that's ready for an arcade cabinet. Our designers took great care in getting every detail just right and infused it directly into this amazing Quarter Costume for adults!Design & DetailsTransform into the coin that every arcade machine used to feed on! This Adult Quarter Costume is a simple costume that can be worn over any clothing, making it both quick and easy. It comes with a foam-backed tunic in a round shape. It has the shiny, silver image of a quarter on the front and back, completed with the side bust of George Washington and an eagle. The tunic fits with a pair of adjustable shoulder straps, so just toss it on over your head and you'll be ready
While some kids may fear clowns, others love them! And even if they fear clowns themselves, the best way to beat that fear is to join the crowd, right?This Children's Clown Costume is a cute and funny costume idea for kids to wear while out trick-or-treating this year. Your child will want to practice juggling or do a funny dance to entertain the crowd when they put on this funny kid’s clown costume. Not everyone was born to entertain under the Big Top, but we think your child is just what the circus has been looking for (and we’re sure you tell them that all the time!).This child clown will turn your child’s frown upside down (literally!) with all of the pizazz a clown costume should have. The yellow vest has an attached white undershirt to provide a good base layer. The red and blue jacket has green and yellow sleeves and is the perfect over layer to the base shirt. A colorful bowtie is attached to the vest as well as red buttons for a detailed look. Two faux pockets are sewn at the hips with big orange buttons. Matching pants are included that have an elastic waist for a comfortable fit and they have red and blue cuffs for even more clown-like detail. A yellow daisy foam hat is also included to top off this funny look. Pick up a wig, a clown nose, and some funny big red shoes to get them really looking the part! Don’t forget about the clown makeup!
Apparently, It's Not a Myth We've all heard stories about the mighty dragons of yore, who were feared and reverenced far and wide for their incredible firepower. Alas, when they hadn't been seen for years, everyone assumed that they were extinct and stopped worrying about them. Turns out that the dragons really were still around, and they're a little angry about being forgotten! Why wouldn't you invite all the dragons to a Halloween party? They should be first on the list! Product DetailsUnleash your fiery wrath (in a cute kind of way) by wearing your Adult Inflatable Angry Dragon Costume! The outfit is made of sturdy red windbreaker material that, when fully inflated, resembles a huge dragon with a long, blue-spiked tail and outspread wings. Fake hands and feet with long white claws have elastic-lined openings to let your human hands and feet poke through. The dragon's mouth is lined with white fangs and is open in a roar so that your head can peek out. I'll Huff and I'll Puff...Actual dragons were probably huge hits at parties, since they could roast marshmallows and reheat cold pizza with just one blast of their flaming breath. If this kind of trick isn't your forte, don't worry, because having a dragon attend a party is still a really big deal. Also, knowing that you won't accidentally burn the house down with a badly timed sneeze will probably make your host feel much better about his or her insurance rates anyway.
The First NinjaDo you remember when ninja LEGOs first came out? Wait, we're not talking about Ninjago here. We're talking about the days even before Ninjago. It happened back in 1998. We remember strolling down the LEGO aisle to peruse the new sets... and there they were. Glorious LEGO sets, filled with ninja and samurai locked in a never-ending battle. Frankly, it blew our mind and part of the reason was due to a brand new LEGO weapon that came with the sets. We could finally outfit our LEGO minifigures with real katanas instead of using pirate cutlasses. Then, Ninjago came around and brought us even more ninja weapons!Product DetailsWell, now you can outfit yourself or your child with this Ninjago Katana Toy Weapon! Based on the toy weapon that every LEGO minifigure wants to wield. The weapon accessory has a stiff core with foam exterior that sculpted into the shape of a katana. It measures 18 inches long and a comfortable handle. You don't even need those horseshoe-shaped hands like LEGO figures to hold it! Just pair it up with any of our LEGO Ninjago costumes for an authentic look based on the shinobi world of LEGO.
Running the Show He's the person everyone looks to for direction. He's the most charming, the loudest, and the best at getting everyone's attention in the blink of an eye. He's....your baby! Actually, we were going to say "the circus ringmaster!" but we realized that what we were describing applies really well to a cute little one with a loud squeal and a talent for wrapping everyone around his little finger. Sound like anyone you know? Product DetailsThis Ringmaster Costume for Infants is yet more proof that your little one was born to be in the spotlight! Your little showstopper will look amazing in the jumpsuit that's designed to look like a dress suit. A bright red "coat" with gold trim, black lapels and gold fringe is accented by a vest-shaped inset printed with a brocade pattern. The white straight point collar is decorated with a red bow. The black bottoms look like suit pants. Top it off with the top hat! The Crowd Goes WildWhat was your favorite part of the tonight's circus? Some people enjoyed the huge elephants best, some preferred the lion tamers, still others were amazed by the daring flips and tricks performed by the acrobats. For us, the best part of all was actually the ringmaster. He was just so cute! He didn't have to do anything at all except smile and babble and chew on his fingers, and it was better than all of the other acts put together. What time is the encore?
Riding a gorilla to a party is something most of us think we'll never do in our lives, but we'd be wrong! It's something anyone can do... including you! All you need is this Adult Ride on Monkey Costume! It's one of these fantastic double-take costumes that everyone will try to figure out. We recommend staying in character through the whole thing. This Monkey? Owes you a life debt. Name is Chippers. He's going to carry you around for the rest of your life, and all you have to do is give him a banana a couple times of day. It's win-win!
Turn Up the SunIsn't there just something about a sunny day? When that big ball of light is shining in the sky, and that fresh summer breeze is moving through the grass... well, it's inspiring! It sort of makes you want to bloom and show off your best side to the world. We bet that's how flowers feel!If you've ever wondered what a flower feels like, or you just want to showcase your colorful side in the sunshine, then this Potted Flower Costume is perfect for you. Our team of costume designers wanted to get the look and feel of a fresh summer flower just right, which is why this costume is packed full of fun and adorable details.Design & DetailsThis Made By Us costume is styled to look like a sunflower in a pot! The bottom portion of the costume is shaped like a round terra cotta pot, just like the one you might find in any garden or patio. The top portion is green, complete with a pair of sleeves that end in mitts that fit over your fingers. You can wear them on, or off for convenience.The hood really lets you bloom! It has plenty of yellow petals around the sides and a generous opening in the front for your face. When you have it on, you'll be ready to soak up the sunshine like a real flower!
We Go TogetherSalt and pepper: The dynamic duo! They're always together and they complement each other so well. They're just like the little twins or the mini best buds you know. Where one goes, the other is sure to follow, and if you see one without the other, it just looks weird. Sure, they're great on their own, but they're having the most fun when they're seasoning each other's lives with their joint mischief. Product DetailsShake up the costume game with this pair of Infant Salt & Pepper Shaker Sweeties Costumes! The set includes one black tunic with long sleeves and silver trim along the collar, shoulders, and down the sides to mimic the shape of a diner-style shaker. The hemline is also trimmed with silver fabric and conceals elastic edging. The front is printed with a white oval that features an oversized capital "P" in its center. The white tunic has matching silver edging and hem as well as a silver-outlined oval on the center chest that features an oversized capital "S." Each tunic comes with a puffy hat shaped like the top of a seasoning shaker and made out of shiny silver material. Both can be worn over leggings or pants for an outfit that's as comfortable as it is adorable. The Two You Really Need If you don't have a certain spice for a recipe, you can usually substitute for another - unless it's salt or pepper! Those are absolutely necessary. We're guessing you might start feeling that this costume is absolutely necessary for your little cuties, too!
Seeing Red What would we do without that vibrant hue, red? It perfectly conveys strong emotion, warnings, and even tastiness. It's perfect for stop signs and stop lights, fast cars, juicy strawberries and hot peppers. When it's in a crayon form, it can create boiling, molten lava oozing out of a volcano, or color in a superhero's flapping cape as its wearer speeds off to the rescue. And don't forget about dragon flame, knights' shields, and princess gowns! Product DetailsYour child will glow when she's wearing this exclusive, officially licensed Girl's Toddler Red Crayon Costume Dress! The knee-length dress fastens at the back and features a sleeveless bodice made of stretch knit polyester fabric. The chest area is printed with Crayola's signature black crayon wrapper detailing, as is a printed band around the hips. The torso is decorated with a vertical Crayola logo. The skirt is printed with both light and dark red. The final touch is a fabric-covered plastic headband topped with an attached hat that's shaped like a crayon's tip. Red Carpet Treatment If your little girl wants to feel like a superstar, definitely dress her in this fun costume! It may inspire her to request only red-colored trick-or-treat candy this Halloween. This would be an awesome challenge, since it covers everything from spicy cinnamon-flavored chews to watermelon bubble gum to cherry lollipops to red-wrapped chocolate bars. It's only fair that she collects them all so that she can practice drawing them later (after she eats most of them, of course).
Kirby SucksNo, really, he does. Like, that is his primary ability. He has a bottomless tummy that can suck up all sorts of stuff. Not only can he suck up his enemies, but he can also swallow them up or use their abilities if applicable. The first time we sucked up an opponent, our eyes lit up. It's an incredible power.Why can't we deal with all of our problems this way? High bills, just eat them. Tough job, just eat it. Luckily, kids don't have to worry about all of that; they simply have to eat and have fun. If you have a young one who is a Kirby fan, you must check out our Kirby Inflatable Costume for Children.FUN DetailsKirby has been a Nintendo staple for as long as we can remember. His look is iconic. Kirby is actually an accomplished warrior, but you would know it at first glance. Kirby looks like he is better at giving hugs than saving the galaxy. That is why we bring you our Kirby Inflatable Costume for Children. The officially licensed inflatable Kirby costume is perfect as the outfit puffs up to look just like the Star Knight. Become our hero pick up this Kirby Inflatable Costume for Children!
Over the MoonYou've always been excited about space. As a kid, you wanted nothing more than to become an astronaut and walk on the moon. You built model rocket ships, memorized all the moons of Jupiter, and studied everything pertaining to outer space that you could get your hands on.Despite all your hard work, your dream of space travel never quite came to fruition. But you still haven't stopped wishing on stars while also learning everything you can. Although we can't help you get to the moon, we can help your dreams come true by bringing the moon to you!Design & DetailsWe hope you'll feel "over the moon" when you put on this quirky Moon Costume Hat for Adults. It quickly and easily transforms your head into a beautiful crescent shape. It has an opening for your face so you can even imitate the man in the moon! Add this accessory to your wardrobe for your next costume event or to complete a space-themed outfit!
A Braided Beauty Are you getting tired of a world where the guys are always the ones making the rules? Deciding who gets what and which style is going to be the most popular this season? Stroking their facial hair while doing their best to dive into deep thought? Well, it's pretty well known that women can do everything men can do. Often, even better! So, don't leave facial hair to be a man's job. Show the world that a woman's style can actually improve upon bearded behavior! Then again, the glory of a beautiful dress doesn't have to be only in the realm of the women, either! Men could surely enjoy the feeling of fabric swaying at their thighs while they stride in style upon the stage. Perhaps it is a time for the famous looks of men and women to unite so we can create a look that will really be remembered! Design & DetailsThe spotlight is about to give you the time in center stage and we've got a look that will make you grin from ear to ear... assuming folks will see it through your fuzzy face in this Bearded Woman costume! This Made by Us look was put together by our in-house team. It is a luxurious dress of dark red taffeta with satin details and more ruffles than a guy can count. The included hair clip is a lovely flower that matches the look of the dress. If you struggle with a beard of your own, don't forget to pick up one of our beard and wig kits to complete your look!
Just the Lego Guy for the JobBatman can handle any task! Lord Business causing trouble in Bricksburg? He's ready to stop him. Is The Joker plotting some kind of nefarious scheme in Gotham City? Don't worry about it! Batman has it covered. Does Dick Grayson need a father figure and a fancy outfit? Yeah, Batman's good for that! What about when Queen Watevera Wa'Nabi needs a new hubby? Hey, Batman's ready to do it, especially if it means he can show up Superman! How about helping your child become the coolest Lego guy at the costume party? Oh yeah, Batman is all about that!With this Kid's Lego Movie 2 Batman Deluxe Costume, your child can transform into Lego's greatest superhero, Batman (despite whatever Superman might try to tell you).Product DetailsThis kid's costume is officially licensed from The Lego Movie 2. It comes with everything your child to become the blocky version of The Dark Knight. It starts with a foam tunic that's shaped like a Lego mini-figure body. It fits with a fastener in the back for easy fitting. The front of the tunic has Batman's suit printed on it, including a bright red Bat-symbol, a utility belt, and muscles! The matching pants have printed details and an elastic waistband for a comfortable fit. Of course, every superhero needs to protect their secret identity, which is why this costume comes with a mask! It's made out of molded plastic and fits with an elastic band. Finally, the finishing touch to this costume comes in the form a pair of mitts shaped like Lego hands. They have that classic horseshoe shape and fit over your child's hands like gloves. Put it all together and your child will be ready to face any villain around!Cooler Than SupermanIf your child is a huge fan of the Lego Movie, or if they love Batman, then this is the right costume for them! It's definitely much cooler than dressing up like Lego Superman!
Growing Like a Weed?We've always heard that when a tyke shoots up faster than seems humanly possible that they've taken after weeds. Now, we have all seen some dandelions that seem to be a little bit monstrous. Maybe you've ignored the garden or side yard long enough that it has been overtaken by a few sprouts of ragweed. But that's nothing compared to a kiddo who seems to have something to prove to the sky. Maybe you've seen something similar in your own tyke. Perhaps that measurement on the wall where you've been ticking off their annual growth seems to be leaping by extraordinary bounds. A bit of a crazy appetite? Maybe they even want to eat some very strange things. Well, if any of this rings a bell, you might be shocked to learn that your tyke might have something in common with the Dionaea muscipula, better known as the Venus Flytrap! Design & DetailsThe first step in finding out if you've got a carnivorous plant on your hands is by dressing them up in this Hungry Venus Fly Trap costume. This Made by Us design is a green and foam-backed jersey that really comes to life when your tyke wears the velour hood. It has a hook and loop fastener at the back and its design makes your kiddo look like they've got some seriously toothy petals! Toss on the included flower pot with and keep them in place with shoulder straps to really bring your little plantling to life. So long as they don't get a craving for little insects, you'll just have a cute kiddo and can ease your concerns! A Voracious AppetiteUpon further checking, we've discovered that normal Venus Flytraps don't actually grow nearly as tall as a tyke. But, that doesn't mean that your kiddo can't play out their desire for snacks in an adorable fashion with this Hungry Venus Fly Trap costume. (Just make sure you've got those treats on hand!)
So, you’re not interested in spending your free time in the gym pumping iron? We understand. Truly. No problem, bro. We’ve got you covered...for now, that is. Because, of course, anyone who might fall for you while you’re wearing this sculpted Muscle Chest Shirt is in for a bit of a surprise. But you live in the now, so maybe just don’t worry about that yet. Instead, you can put your energy into visualizing getting the physique you've always wanted...and it shall be mailed right to your house! If only all of health was this simple. You can wear this shirt under any costume you choose to help bulk it up, but beware: once people start noticing your kickin’ bod, you may feel yourself inclined to wear padded top every day that ends in a “Y.”
It is the year 2017 -- the distant future. Robot men have taken over the world. It was easy for them after they discovered the humans’ only weakness: being shot by giant lasers. Once humankind was taken care of, they could finally go about establishing a robot utopia. Free microchips at every participating robot grocery store. Hot and cold running oil in every robot apartment building. And all of the trees are replaced with robo-recharging stations. Truly a paradise. What a time to not be alive.If you are a human but deep in your chest beats the cold, unfeeling heart of a robot, then you too may join the robots in their awesome new mechanical world. You will blend in perfectly with our Robot Hat, a shiny helmet with sweet antennae for receiving important robot signals. And remember: no one can hurt your feeling ever again if you don’t have feelings. Beep.
You've Gotta Be KiddingThe nursery hasn't seemed the same after you left. Little Tommie doesn't have anyone to toss rings with. Jenny has been bothering everyone to play Ring around the Rosie but no one wants to play without your festive yet sure skip. And when Junior face-timed you last week crying with pudding smudged across his face you knew it was time to escape office life and come back for a day or two. Product DetailsThese light blue socks might look like they're made for babies but they'll fit you just fine. The cotton socks have ribbed cuffs, two ABC blocks printed on the flexible material. Socks like these will be the perfect touch to any infant ensemble, completing your ensemble to every detail.Put Down the Pen and Into the PlaypenIt was a great escape, you tugged off your tie in the car, blasting Raffi all the way. You stop at the gas station to pick up a six pack of lollipops. When you park your car, opening the door you can almost already smell the light baby powder and spit up rags. Be real about how you feel. Being a grown-up is no fun, you've got to kid!
Have you ever wished that people would comply when you ask them to call you Dr. Chuckles? Do you ever see a tiny car and want to pile in with twenty of your closest friends? When you see a balloon, do you just want to get in there and stretch it into the shape of a wiener dog? If you're craving that nose honking, big shoe wearing lifestyle, there's no better place to start than getting yourself a bright blue clown wig. You don't have to go to clown college to start clowning around. All you need is the right attitude, a red nose, and some crazy hair. Before you know it, juggling will just come naturally to you. You will feel right at home in circus tents. You might even learn how to cartwheel. You'll find you have a certain squeak to your step, as you spread giggles wherever you go. Start working on your signature chuckle, cause they're about to send in the clowns!
P. T. Barnum build a legendary circus, but does anyone remember Bailey's name when it comes to Barnum & Bailey? Nope! Why not? James Anthony Bailey (That was his name, by the way. Good ol' J. A. Bailey, although it doesn't have the ring of P. T. Barnum, we admit) was at least half of Barnum & Bailey's Circus. Then you've got the Ringling Brothers, who teamed up with Barnum & Bailey to form the greatest show on earth. But do you know any of their names? Of course not. You're too busy enjoying the incredible circus! You wouldn't even know how many brothers there were (There were seven brothers, although only five of the brothers worked to build the circus together).So what we're saying is, when you decide to become the Ringmaster of the greatest show on earth, you're going to want to make sure you've got a memorable name. How about... P. T. Barnling? Or Ringling Barnbros? Okay those could use some work. But listen, you're the entertainer, not us! You come up with the unforgettable name. In the meantime, you can practice your image and showmanship in this gorgeous Ringmaster costume. You'll also probably need to fend of some lions and command and elephant to stand on two legs. Classic Ringmaster stuff, if you're up for it. Just don't lose your top hat thinking up that name. It'll come to you as naturally as your skills as a Ringmaster. You're a part of the circus now, friend. Give them a show to write home about (or tweet about. Might get more buzz by tweeting).Note: We are not responsible for any elephant, lion, or trapeze attacks while wearing this costume.
Grey but GutsyDoes your little one want to dress as her hero? We get it. Who doesn't want to emulate their hero? And Grandma Gertie makes a great hero! She might be no spring chicken but she's definitely still having adventures. She went to Iceland last year and tried pickled shark and sat on an iceberg throne... until she got floated out to sea and had to be rescued by the coast guard. And then there's the time that Gertie heard her granddaughter was going to have a solo in her classes' spring concert and she traveled across three states with her granddaughter's favorite cupcakes. Or there are the simple things like the way she says "hello" like no one else when she talks to her grandkids on the phone. Or the way she gives the best hugs when you come in the door. What else should your little one want in a hero?Details & DesignThis Made by Us Grandma Gertie costume features a classic Grandma outfit that's sized just for your little one. The dress is adorable with a wide wing collar. It's layered under a long sleeve cardigan perfect for when there's a chill in the air. The whole look is topped off with the all-important gray wig and oversized glasses to make your kiddo's look ultra adorable!Never Gets OldFunny that a costume that's all about age never gets old for anyone around, no matter what age they are. Grandma and your kiddo are sure to get plenty of laughs on Halloween. And when this holiday is over, don't be surprised when your kiddo gets out her grey wig and big glasses to granny it up a little. You didn't think an interest in Wheel of Fortune would happen this early in life. But what can you do, a good costume can always change life for the better!
A hairy situationSo, you’re planning on attending a circus-themed costume party, eh? What on earth are you going to wear? There are so many options! But you’re more daring than the average costume partygoer. You don’t want to be some cliché character, like a clown, an acrobat or a sexy ringleader. What else will really make you stand out from among the crowd?We know! Why don’t you go as a bearded woman? Flirty acrobats are so last Halloween, and there will probably be at least three at this year’s party anyway. Bearded ladies have been a staple of carnivals and circuses since the 1800s. Josephine Clofullia, who toured with P.T. Barnum, had such an impressive beard that she was actually taken to court because someone was convinced she was a man in disguise!Now, we understand the difficulty in committing to this costume… It can take forever to grow a beard, and the party is in two days! That’s not nearly enough time to became a truly authentic bearded woman. But we think we can help with a handy little cheat!Product detailsYou’re sure to be the star of the show with this Plus Size Women’s Bearded Lady Circus Costume! With this exclusive costume, you’re guaranteed to be the only one dressed like you are! The red polyester satin dress is floor length and possesses a stellar old-fashioned style. It comes with a front black-and-white striped inset that recalls circus tents of years gone by, and there’s glittering gold trim that runs along the front as well. (The costume does not come with a beard and, yes, we’re aware of the irony of this situation.)Ready for the roadNow that you have your exclusive bearded lady costume, you’ll be ready for anything, whether that’s a costume party or really running away with the circus!
How Slow Can You Go? Sloths aren't so great at track meets and you'll never see one compete in the Indy 500, but boy are they champions at taking the scenic route. Sloths move so slowly that they frequently forget where they were originally planning to go and just decide to catch a few zzz's instead. Are they relatable or what? Product DetailsDo things at your own speed when you wear this laugh-out-loud Inflatable Sloth Costume for Adults! The one-piece outfit is made of sturdy white and brown polyester windbreaker fabric with a zipper up the back that makes it easy (although not necessarily fast) to get in and out of. A fan installed behind your left hip keeps you inflated for as long as you're wearing the costume, and the fully enclosed feet, complete with faux sloth toes, ensures that minimal air escapes. Two attached sloth arms inflate until they stick out to each side as though ready for a giant sloth hug. Human-sized brown mitts are attached to each arm so that you can use your own hands. The fully enclosed oversized head is printed with eyebrows, eyes, a nose, and the mouth is fitted with a clear plastic viewing port. You'll need to be able to see in order to pick out the perfect location for napping. Rest Is BestWhy join the rat race when you could look amazing while chilling on a comfortable branch. Zip up your costume and then give yourself permission to relax. Putting on an outfit this awesome is the only "work' you need to do today.
A True UnicornWe hear about a LOT of kiddos around here. But we have to hand it to you, your child truly sounds too good to be true! We've heard all about your little one's altruistic efforts, their selfless acts, and their love of a tidy room. We hear your child loves to babysit their little brother (for free!), hates screen time, and helps you in the garden, sous chefs as you cook, and does the laundry. We've even heard a rumor that your little one loves going to the dentist!Before we beg you for your secret, let's just say: your child is a unicorn. Children like yours simply don't exist. But we'd like to believe in them anyway, even if they're a sort of mythical creature. Best to dress your kiddo in this Inflatable Pink Unicorn Costume, then, and let the whole world see just want a gorgeous, majestic creature you've raised!Product DetailsA child such as yours deserves the best, and in case you haven't heard, inflatable costumes are all the rage! This one comes styled as a lovely pink unicorn with a rainbow mane and tail, golden horn, and cute pink stars on its face. Trust us, if your kid likes unicorns, they will definitely go ga-ga over the look of this costume. It has a built-in battery pack and fans for easy use. Your little unicorn will look the part they were born to play. Secrets, SecretsOK, so now that we have Halloween out of the way, what is your secret, after all? We are dying to know how you raised a kiddo that likes to eat all their vegetables and clean the bathroom. Or...it must be magic!
Endless Design PossibilitiesDo you ever have trouble finding exactly what you want while shopping? Does nothing match your style the way you want it to? In a mass market, it can be tough to find the unique items that you want. When it comes to baseball caps, look no further! This is your hat. The Bricky Blocks Black Snapback Hat is completely customizable. It just needs a few bricks and as much imagination as you want to throw at it. So grab your favorite building blocks, and start dreaming up some sweet designs!Product DetailsThis black hat seems pretty plain, with just some black dots on the front and brim. But that's because it doesn't have any blocks yet! The plastic panels will work with any mainstream building block pieces, or you can purchase Bricky Block's own collection on our website! With over a dozen colors in stock, you'll be sure to find the ones you're looking for. Is black not your color? Don't worry! We also offer blue, red, and white versions of this cap. So what will it be? A geometric pattern? Flowers? Maybe a symbol from your favorite game or movie? The choice is yours!
Some people aren't exactly thrilled to be out and about at a function like a costume party. So we're big fans of announcing as directly as possible that you are, in fact, fun. You can do just that with this cool Bricky Blocks Red Snapback Hat.We think there's something downright empowering about wearing something on your head. Don't you agree? ...Okay, okay, allow us to explain. A crown, a headband, a gorgeous and tasteful hat--all of it, any of it, we'll take it. Like, how do you feel when you have the opportunity to bestow upon yourself some new noggin ornament that attracts attention all the world over. It's nice to feel noticed, you know? And there's no better spotlight than the perfect headdress.Crowns are downright royal, conveying a sense of importance that we rather enjoy. Headbands are great in their versatility, but limited in that they don't cover our heads. In cold weather, that's just a deal-breaker. Hats, meanwhile, can be difficult to get just right. When's it right, for instance, to wear a fascinator? Because we wore ours to grab coffee the other day and the stares we got were, erm, less than admiring. When do you go ball cap over beanie? It's a hard call to make, right?! We can never feel certain about that decision. We're here to fix that with this headwear like this Bricky Blocks Red Snapback Hat. It will get everyone reminiscing about the building blocks of their childhood, and will cement your place as one of the fun ones. Snag some other Bricky Blocks accessories to get a group theme going. See what we mean about their sheer versitility and power now? Ah, the power of a good hat.
Prickly PalChildhood is a joy. Parenting is a pleasure. But man, kids can be prickly! You rub a toddler the wrong way and you might end up on the sharp end of a barb. Don't get us wrong, they're usually sweet. But that barb comes at the most unexpected times. You'll be cuddling on the couch and all of the sudden *fwap!* you get a sticky palm to the face.We can't blame toddlers for their prickly ways. After all, it's hard being a kid. They're learning to manage so many emotions and they have little to no power over their situation. Imagine having to ask an adult for snackie. That's rough stuff. Our advice? Don't ignore your prickly pals barbs, warn strangers about them with this sweet Cactus Costume!Design & DetailsInstantly transform your toddler into a Saguaro cactus with this hilarious Made-By-Us toddler cactus costume. The one piece look zips up the front, making it easy to put on the most wiggly kiddos. The hooded bodysuit comes with boot covers to keep the costume consistant. The sleeves are fitted with hand slots, letting your kids hands out easily when they need them. Topped with a flower, this cactus costume will make your little one look right at home in the desert. Saguaro SalutationsAre you ready to welcome this unique cactus costume into your home? Sure, this costume is a blast for Halloween parties but the fun doesn't have to stop there. From playing dress-up to school themed events, you'll want to bring out this silly Saguaro at every chance you'll get!
Picking the right pants is an important decision, maybe even the most important one you make before you head out every day. The color of pants you choose is going to decide if your shoes, belt, socks, jacket, and everything else go together, or if it's all just a jumbled mess! Sorry to sound so dramatic, we're just having flashbacks to the time we wore black socks with khaki slacks, and we were the laughing stock of the regatta... One safe bet is to slap on these Plus Size Black Pants! Black formal clothes all go together with other black clothes, no questions asked. So, go ahead and wear these comfy black pants with your black socks, shoes, belt, and jacket, and you'll look great. The worst case scenario is that you'll look like a Maitre D, or a mysterious, sharply-dressed, country singer, but in the world of fashion, it could be much worse!
They say that with age comes wisdom. But we say, why not speed that process up a bit?If you want to add to your aging appearance and step into your sage and golden years, this Old Man Deluxe Mask will add wrinkles to your face without adding years to your life. Finally, you can get the respect you deserve! Everyone will be falling over themselves to offer to help you out and will be asking you about how it was back in the day when things were so much better. You can add it to a Halloween costume that asks for a more “weathered” appearance, or you may even choose to wear this mask without your costume this year; wisdom beyond your years, after all, is worth its weight in gold.
Hey, is there any broccoli stuck in my braces? You might be asking yourself, "why wear fake braces?" Back in the 80's it might not have been cool to have a nerdy look, but these days, geek is the new chic so why not embrace it? These fake teeth with attached braces will definitely fool all. Just throw on a pair of thick glasses, a bow tie, and a tiny pocket calculator to add some nerdy style to your ensemble.You don't have to worry about these fake teeth falling out and blowing your cover, because your teeth will come with a set of instructions and mouth adhesive. You may have a slight lisp while these bad boys are in, but hey, that will only up your geek factor so...you're welcome! The perfect accessory to add to any geek inspired costume or just throw them in whenever just to get a few laughs from your friends.
Resting Potato Face We've all been in situations where our inner expression looked a lot different than our outer expression, right? Maybe we were in a solemn situation and felt the urge to giggle, or had to sit with a polite smile while Uncle Bob told us his favorite fishing story for the one hundred and seventy-seventh time. Potato heads are under no such obligation to be polite. They can wear whatever expressions we want them to wear. Lucky spuds! Product DetailsPut your best face forward with this officially licensed Mrs/Mr Potato Head Adult Costume! The outfit includes a sleeveless, foam-backed tunic made of brown polyester interlock-knit fabric. It fastens at the back and is roomy enough to wear over your preferred lightweight outfit. Fabric ears are sewn to each side of the tunic, but the other facial parts can be swapped around on the tunic as desired. The "female" set includes eyes with purple eyelashes, an oval nose, red lips, and a yellow flowered hat, while the "male" set includes round eyes, a red nose, a black mustache, and a toothy smile. DIY Cosmetic Surgery Have you ever gotten the urge to dramatically switch up your look, but didn't want to pay for the procedure? Now you can try swapping out noses, eyes, and even facial hair without having to worry about making a permanent change. Better yet, get a friend to dress up as a second Potato Head and swap accessories with them for even more hilarity! How would a cute floppy hat look with the mustache option? We're about to find out!
We all know the trope of the sad clown. The question is, where did that idea come from? After they realized kids were simply scared of them, did they all just get depressed? Did they become car sick after riding in those tiny cars with their coworkers? Turns out, we can blame their disposition on the grandfather of the modern clown, Pierrot. A character pantomimed by many popular actors at the time, his character often started out happy and hopeful, he often ended up so helplessly defeated that people couldn't help but laugh at the tragedy.Making his first appearance in the 1600s Pierrot could possibly be the most popular clown of all time, even Krusty the clown would have a hard time competing with his career. Pierrot has been a character in operas, plays, and books. His black and white ensemble is instantly recognizable in well-known paintings and film. The baggy outfits of clowns today come from Pierrot's often disheveled appearance, though our Pierrot seems to be more put together than usual. The ensemble has a lightly layered ruff at the neck as well as gathered ruffle detail at the wrists and ankles. The knit hood gives you a streamlined look, ready for the time-honored painted white face of the character.Wearing this costume you could clown around through the ages and never look out of place. Whether you're looking for a fun yet sophisticated Halloween costume or you've scored one of the great Pierrot roles out there, you'll be in the company of great actors of history. You might be a sad clown, but hey, at least you aren't a mime!
Total Cutie PiYour kiddo is gaga for geothermal energy. She's a whiz at robotics. She flips for physics. And her chemistry sets outnumber her dolls by the dozens. Your little brainiac can't get enough of the scientific world, and she is ready to show everyone she meets this Halloween just how happy is she is to be a "science nerd!" Cool! We love a gal who knows who she is, what she likes, and who doesn't apologize for it. That's why we think this Girl's Science Nerd Costume is too cute for your brilliant little kiddo. Because pretty soon, she is bound to become a powerful, smart, genius and head some cool engineering firm or design the world's first water system on the moon. So, better get on her good side now — she's gonna rule the world someday!Design & DetailsThe irony of this costume is there is truly nothing "nerdy" about it! It's cool as can be, from the darling details and careful craftsmanship achieved by our fabulous in-house design team. The dress is styled to look like a retro top and pink plaid jumper, complete with a science pun on the front, as well as pleats, a collar, and a matching bow at the neck. Add some super-cool kicks, a pair of too-big glasses, and maybe a beaker or test tube for a fantastically smart look!Science Fair FlairEven after Halloween has passed, your brainiac will find fun ways to wear this look. Maybe she'll sport it at the science fair to claim her first place ribbon, or to celebrate Pi Day her way!
Larger Than LifeWe have to admit, when you said you were going "larger than life" with this year's Halloween costume, we don't think your pals really bought it. They thought, OK, she'll do something with a really cool special effect or face paint. But we don't think they took you literally. "Larger," though, means larger, in the case of this Adult Inflatable Giraffe Costume. Once you figure out how to maneuver through the doorway of your friend's apartment and make an entrance at their big Halloween party, we think your presence will have quite an effect.After all, you're dressed as a giant blow-up giraffe! What could be better? Whether your friends are going for a safari or zoo group theme, or you plan to just prance about (Do giraffes prance? Saunter?)...er...clomp about on your own, loving your giraffe existence, you will feel both wild and friendly in this great costume.Product DetailsZip into this inflatable jumpsuit and transform instantly into a cute and charming giraffe. We can honestly say that this is one of the only costumes where the profile view is even cuter than the front. Luckily, this inflatable look works from all angles, thanks to its clever design. You have a battery pack and fan inside the costume, as well as a see-through panel for your face to peek through. You're looking awesome, from your ossicones (that's the word for a giraffe's "horns") to your hooves!Welcome to the ZooIf things get a bit too wild, feel free to clomp on out of the party and stroll home in a leisurely way. Giraffes don't like too much hubbub, unless it's related to their great costume!
What baby wants baby gets! That's the motto we like to go by and babies seem to like it too, there's a lot less crying from both sides when we stick to it. Now, you never hear anyone say, "what the grownup wants, the grownup gets" and we think that is just sad, so why not revert back to infancy? Forget the time machine, because you can go through your second infancy by becoming an adult baby with this Jumbo Blue Baby Bottle! When your girlfriend calls you a man-child you can proudly lift your bottle to the heavens and give her a nod in agreement. If your parents tell you to act your age, say, in the most serious tone you can “goo-goo gah-gah”. While your boss is leaning over your shoulder, watching you work, like a hawk, proudly ask him for a pat on the back then belch until he leaves your personal space. Take your adult baby status seriously and remember that age is just a number, you're as old or as young as you want to be!
Huuurrrrrry Up...Sometimes, it feels like there is nothing on Earth that is slower than your kids getting ready in the morning. Embrace that slothlike speed by grabbing this Inflatable Sloth Kid's Costume. Cut down on the slow dressing by getting them a costume that they literally stand in, you zip up, and then you hit the power button. Done and done! Now it's off to the races (well, theoretically, anyway.)Product DetailsThere's nothing easier than this inflatable kid's sloth costume. Zip it up and go! No small pieces, no random accessories to keep track of, and nothing that can hurt another kid (but those claws sure look epic!) Just four AA batteries (not included) and your kiddos are ready to hit the town as fast or as slow as they want. Hopefully they'll stay awake between houses--no telling how hard it would be to carry a kid in an inflatable back to the car.There's Enough Candy to Go AroundAlthough, the lure of candy might be enough to light a fire under your little sloth's behind. This inflatable will keep your kiddos warm (or cool, depending on where you live) and there's definitely no way you'll lose them in a crowd! This is a low effort, high reward costume. Just pick up four AA batteries, hit the "on" switch, and you're good to go. The kids can trick-or-treat at their own speed, while you do...whatever adults do while they wait for kids to finish collecting candy.
The king or queen may be the one with all the actual power to govern. But behind the scenes, it’s usually the jester who’s really pulling the strings! So if you’ve got big plans but aren’t in any rush to take on the responsibility of real rule, you might want to consider brushing up on your knock-knock jokes and putting on this sinister Dark Jester Costume!Sure, the chump on the throne may be little more than your puppet. But it’s going to be hard to enact your diabolical agenda if anyone notices that you’re not the jovial joker that you pretend to be. And we’re not saying you have to become a master of stand-up or anything, but you’ve got to keep everybody chuckling if you want to distract them from your true purpose!Otherwise, you might be the one who winds up in stitches. After all, most people aren’t fond of being fooled by the fool! But if you manage to convince them that the surly sneer of your skull mask is really just a playful grin, you’ll always be able to snatch as much power as you crave!This hypnotic checkered costume set has everything you need to play the part of court jester, with details that can seem cheerful or macabre depending on the light. And since you seem to favor the shadows, we suspect that the decor of the royal palace is about to get a nefarious twist!
Robot life is a'comin"Ahhh! Robots are going to take over the world!!!"Freaking out yet? Computers are increasingly running the world. Autonomous vehicles have started driving on roads. And Artificial Intelligence is seemingly right around the corner. We're not saying that this is anything to get alarmed about, but, well, if you are? We do have something you can do about it.Yup, if you're anticipating a robot takeover of the world, just get ahead of the curve. By becoming a robot! Isn't that a genius idea? We sure think it is, and we just have happened to create the perfect style to transform yourself into a futuristic robot. This Men's Robot Jumpsuit Costume!product DetailsThis costume consists of a full body jumpsuit in a metallic silver. It has a black pattern printed on the suit, which is totally reminiscent of what a robot might look like. Light up glasses are included, too, so you can be a little bit of a funky android. The only thing you'll need to complete the effect, as we have it pictured, is some silver body makeup. That part is optional as you can use this jumpsuit to create any costume style you choose, of course!A real cool robotWhat are you going to do as a Robot? You could be an assistant to your human companion, as robots are typically imagined. You could be an action bot, fighting bad guys to save the day or even a slick robot bartender who listens to all of his patrons and advises them with the calculated wisdom of a computer algorithm. It’s up to you! We just sell awesome costumes, after all, and leave the fun stuff up to you.
The venus flytrap is one of those great examples of nature’s deep-down weirdness, a plant that can eat animals. Imagine what a shock that must have been to the first people who saw one of these jagged-jawed plants snap shut on an unsuspecting fly. They were used to a landscape of dangerous animals who wouldn’t think twice about eating them, but up until that moment, they had probably assumed those green leafy things were no threat. That’s the kind of discovery that can keep a primitive human up at night.Of course, in real life carnivorous plants are no danger to humans - most can’t process anything larger than an insect - but that hasn’t kept them out of our horror movie fantasies. Man-eating plants have been a staple of cheap monster movies for ages, and even the occasional big-budget musical. There’s something so wrong yet right about a plant that can turn the tables on the food chain, it’s no surprise that they’ve captured our imagination.Join the vegetable revolution with this impressive venus flytrap costume, featuring a shaped headpiece with a mesh hood for easy vision, a leafy green mantle over the chest, and a long yellow tongue. Brown elastic-waist pants form a flower pot that allows a full range of motion for a plant on the go. All of the insects at your next costume party had better watch their backs - and maybe a few of the humans too!
L8R! School's out, work's over, and it's time for some fun! You're all ready to go out with your friends to catch a movie, grab pizza at the mall food court, and chill for the whole weekend. You've got your spiked hair, cargo pants, and beach bro flip flops on if you're a dude. If you're a gal, you've got your distressed flare jeans, popcorn top, and crimped hair under a newsboy cap. You're ready to go - oh wait! Can't forget the ultra-cool flip phone! Are you cutting-edge or what? Product DetailsRelive the glory of the one-finger texting era with this hilarious Retro Flip Phone Adult Costume! The exclusive outfit is unisex and consists of a long, dark gray pullover tunic. The top is shaped like an old-school flip phone and is printed with graphics, including all of the number, letter, and symbol keys, a green "Call" button and a red "End Call" button, and a silver "speaker." A flap at the bottom resembles a flip case, and a foam antenna is attached to the back. C U 2NITE? Technology is so incredible! Your phone is the coolest one around, and get this - it even comes in different colors. *Mind blown.* There's absolutely no way that any phone more awesome than this one will ever exist. It's definitely impossible that by later in the 21st Century, there will be about forty-five and a half new styles of phones that can even let you access the internet. Even if there were, they won't be nearly as great because they won't have flip tops.
Crude ComedyFarts are funny. We know, we know. As an adult, you're supposed to be above fart comedy... but there's just something about farts that are universally funny. Just think about it for a second. Farts make that muffled noise that sounds kind of like a really bad trumpet player. They come out of your bottom, which is probably the funniest place it could possibly come from. Finally, they smell funny. Now, can you honestly tell yourself that a fart isn't funny?That's what's great about kids. Kids don't have any pressure on them to be mature, so they can laugh at a fart for what it is! It's also why this Fart Cloud Costume for kids is pure, comedic gold. When your child wears it to the next costume party, they'll be getting ALL of the laughs!Product DetailsIt might be simple, but this Fart Cloud Costume is highly effective! The costume comes with a top that's made out of various tulle fabric. Shades of brown and green give the top a look that's reminiscent of cartoon depictions of farts. Your child can slip this on over their normal clothes, making it an easy outfit for your child to change into. Of course, one of the funniest parts about a fart is the sound... and this costume delivers that as well! This costume comes with a small speaker that makes fart noises with the press of a button. The speaker has a small battery pack attached to it (batteries sold separately).Toot! Toot!It's okay. You can admit that this Fart Costume for kids is hilarious. It might be sort of childish, but then again, kids have the purest sense when it comes to comedy and we think it's about time that all of us adults started embracing a little bit of childish humor!
A Bit of a StretchIf we were living back in the 1950s and told you about our idea for a TV show revolving around a stretchy green stick guy, you'd probably have thought we were crazy. But the show would be even stranger than that, we'd eagerly insist: There would be a talking red pony, villains with cube-shaped heads, a yellow dinosaur who aspired to be a detective, a flying blue mermaid who could spit blue goo balls, a mastodon and a chicken.But the joke would be on you, dear reader, because our... ahem, we mean Art Clokey's idea... would result in the beloved Gumby franchise, which has managed to spawn two television series, a feature-length film and other things. Even if you don't know Gumby's name, you surely recognize him when you see him. He's been part of pop culture for decades now, so we couldn't agree with you more when you say he would make a great costume for your next party.Product DetailsIt doesn't take any stretch of the imagination to see how you'll be the star of your next costume party in this Adult Inflatable Gumby Costume. This exclusive, officially licensed green bodysuit features a printed Gumby face, complete with a 3D nose and mesh-covered character eyes. It utilizes a fan installed in the back to inflate. (The fan requires four AA batteries, not included, and a Phillips-head screwdriver is required to open the battery pack.) The bodysuit has a back zipper for easy wear, along with elastic at the wrists and ankles for a comfy fit.Stretchy FunOnce you slip into this Gumby costume, you'll be all set for some fun adventures, especially if you can round up Pokey, Prickle and Goo. Just watch out for the G and J Blockheads!
Don't Wanna Grow UpWere you excited to grow up as a kid? Adults were allowed to do so many different things. They bought ice cream whenever they wanted. They got to stay up late, use forbidden words, and drive cars. We were bribed into adulthood by all these little details and it wasn't until we were deep into living that nine to five lifestyle that we realized we made a big mistake. Gone are the days we get to take midday naps. Gone are little bowls of applesauce, the cups that won't spill when you turn them over, and the people who lean over and coo as they ask you what your favorite color is. Life as an adult is tough but there's no going back. . . or is there?Product DetailsYou're sure to stay cozy in these cute pink pajamas. The design is warm and simple with oversized sleeves and legs with footies that fit over your shoes of choice. You can slip these on easily with the zipper right up the front. You can even layer clothing underneath to keep warm in cold weather. Pair this pajama suit with any of our accessories from bottles to a lollipop to make your look complete. Going GagaWhether you're heading out to a costume party, celebrating a new baby at a baby shower, or you're simply planning to hang at your crib and watch cartoons, you're sure to enjoy wearing this ensemble. In a dusty pale pink, you'll feel like you've gone back to your childhood. No one is going to judge you for eating Mac and Cheese and popsicles for dinner. You've gained the right to rave about cartoons and to cuddle teddy bears. While growing up might have been a big mistake, we're pretty sure returning to childhood a second time is going to be a lot more fun. Hey, this time you can buy your own ice cream!
Big Booger BabyThe peak of humor is, without a doubt, pure grossness. Unadulterated, disgusting, putrid, vile, and viscous goop dripping from an overlarge, screwed up baby face? LOL. Maybe your baby looks like this on the regular? Maybe you’re just letting your inner kid out to the real world one night each year as part of a horrific curse? Doesn’t matter, it’s all in good fun.One thing is for sure, if you wear this costume, you will definitely meet the love of your life at the party. Women and men love to see confidence, and nothing says confidence like showing up to a party replete with sexy crayons, witches, and pirates dressed in the Adult Big Booger Baby Costume.Product DetailsIn case you need it, this Adult Big Booger Baby Costume comes with a giant diaper, complete with elastic waistband and leg openings. The pullover top is reversible, with one side being pink and the other blue, allowing you to flaunt your style. The 13-inch bottle and 10-inch pacifier should be enough to really sell the baby aspect, if people didn’t pick it up from the diaper and giant baby mask. Speaking of which, the mask is held on by an elastic band around the back and comes equipped with holes to attach the booger-esque slime. The bib and bonnet are each held on by fabric ties. We have no doubt that if you wear this Adult Big Booger Baby Costume, you will be the most horrific-looking person at your party.Where’s my Mommy?This costume is so convincing that any nearby exhausted mothers who see you will be forced by the mother code to attempt to wipe your snotty face clean and return you to your mother. Sure, it will be awkward when you come clean and admit that you’re an adult in a big booger baby costume, but hey, that’s how it goes on Halloween.
Gentleman Wanted…for a harrowing journey. You’ll receive peanuts for wages and experience chilling darkness through the long months of autumn. You must be ready to provide constant entertainment to macabre audiences, project your voice with an eerie echo, direct all acts and eyes to proper stage. Earthly visits not guaranteed. Fame and recognition result from ultimate success. The living need not apply.Looks like the haunted circus is hiring again. It sounds like an interesting gig, but eternal employment isn’t really an option for the living. Plus, look at that last line, they don’t want anyone that’s not undead. You seem to really want to job though and we hate to deny anyone’s dreams. So, let’s see if we can help you land this once in a lifetime opportunity! If you’ve got the skills to lead the circus all you will need is the look to disguise your status as a living human.Product DetailsThis Skeleton Ringmaster Men’s Costume should do the trick! The costume will completely transform you into a member of the living-dead entertainment industry, starting with the realistic skeleton rib cage shirt, and matching skeleton pants and gloves.An adjustable gold vest features an intricate texture and 3 buttons to start the traditional ringmaster ensemble. The red velour jacket has black lapels and cuffs that are embellished with gold trim and a skull and filigree pattern. Golden buttons on either side of the lapels give the jacket an extra bit of flash. Complete the devilishly dapper costume with the included top hat and bow tie. Add in some of your favorite skeletal makeup and you're ready to spook any crowd!Spooky Star of the ShowAlright, this showstopping ensemble may not dupe any undead recruiters, but it does make an excellent Halloween look. Become the star of your own eerie circus spectacular, compete in a friendly costume contest, or join your kids for a night of trick-or-treating in this spooky Skeleton Ringmaster Costume for men!