Plus Size Black Costume Pants
1309919225$29.99
Picking the right pants is an important decision, maybe even the most important one you make before you head out every day. The color of pants you choose is going to decide if your shoes, belt, socks, jacket, and everything else go together, or if it's all just a jumbled mess! Sorry to sound so dramatic, we're just having flashbacks to the time we wore black socks with khaki slacks, and we were the laughing stock of the regatta... One safe bet is to slap on these Plus Size Black Pants! Black formal clothes all go together with other black clothes, no questions asked. So, go ahead and wear these comfy black pants with your black socks, shoes, belt, and jacket, and you'll look great. The worst case scenario is that you'll look like a Maitre D, or a mysterious, sharply-dressed, country singer, but in the world of fashion, it could be much worse!
Inflatable Centaur Adult Costume
1316564800$69.99
You’re a beefy hunk. When you do fantasy cosplay, or some intense LARPing, you’re not the type of guy who’s going to settle for being some ordinary human, or one of those frail elves. You’re not going to get stuck playing some kind of goofy ogre either. No, you’re going to cosplay as the beefiest, hunkiest fantasy creature of them all, the centaur. That’s right, half-horse, half-man, and one-hundred percent beefcake. Of course, you’re going to need to do something about that lower half of yours, since it needs to be a little more “horse” and a lot less Homo sapiens. We have you covered though. This Inflatable centaur costume for a adults helps you look like a buff fantasy creature, ready to be the man… er horse-man of any LARPer’s dreams.Oh yes, this Centaur costume is a true masterpiece. It comes with an inflatable fan that does all the work, so all you have to do is stick those wiggly do-dad legs of yours into the costume and you’ll be looking like a full blown (pun completely intended) centaur! It has some great details like hooves on the feet and a nice big horse tail in the back.Now, everyone knows that centaurs are manly warrior types. That means that you’d better make sure to come packed to the teeth with toy swords, axes, bows and spears, since every goblin, orc and merman in a five mile radius is going to be completely jealous of your rad new bod and you’ll have to fight off each and every one.
Crayon Box Costume Kid's Dress
1273511064$39.99
In Full ColorWe've seen lots of children's doodles. They're marvels! Even if they're illegible. But we've also noticed that in most doodles, there's a main color at work. Typically it's that child's favorite color, and while accompanied by a few complimentary or clashing shades, it's hard to ignore how prevalent blue, red, green, or purple might be on the page.An exception to this rule, we assume, is your kiddo. That's why you're here, right? Your kid colors with all the crayons in the box. One hue of blue won't do for a sky. They naturally know how to grade the tones to reveal a full sunset or rise. Trees are a multicolored wonder. Animals as spectacular in the coloring book as in real life. And whenever you expect an apple to be red, a cloud to be white, or the sun to be bright yellow, you're surprised by a delightful twist!Design & DetailsHelp your child show off their vibrantly colorful personality in a new way with our exclusive Kid's Crayon Box Costume Dress! The licensed Made By Us costume is inspired by Crayola's endlessly inspiring box of crayons and comes with a dress and headband that takes the fun from page to play!The dress's bodice is shaped from yellow spandex fabric with a printed crayon box graphic on the chest and a wavy green border at the waist. A rainbow of colored tulle shapes cap sleeves and a knee-length skirt. A zipper at the back of the costume makes getting dressed quick and easy. Meanwhile, the included fabric-wrapped plastic headband with a crown of foam-shaped Crayola crayons marks your kiddo a royal crayon artist!
Crying Baby Mask
1228413764$23.99
You can read the name of this mask in two ways: yes, there is the obvious way that this is a mask of a crying baby's face. You knew that already. But it may also mean that it is a mask that will make babies cry. It's a professional baby crying mask, guaranteed to make any baby cry at the mere site of it. It may also make grown-ups cry, although we're not 100% on that.But this mask definitely has an uncanny valley thing going for it, you know? Like sure it's obviously a mask but it also almost kinda looks real. You can see they obviously see they based it on a real crying baby, but... is it possible they've gone too far? They were so busy wondering if they could they never stopped to ask if they should. But here we are, and here you are buying it. Sure, it's a bit creepy, but that's kind of the point, right?
Ninjago Lego Hands for Kids
1324884439$12.99
Have you ever looked at your own hand? It's a really complex appendage with 27 bones and muscles and all sorts of anatomical stuff that we'll never even begin to understand. Sometimes, we just wish we could have Lego hands. Remember? Those little horseshoe shaped hands that could grab on to all sorts of Lego tools, like pirate swords, knight swords and well, mostly our Lego figures were holding swords, but we hear that you could put other stuff in their hands. We thought that dream might never be a reality...until now.These Ninjago Lego Hands comes straight from the Masters of Spinjitzu series (which is totally about ninjas), so they give you that perfect Lego hand style that allows you to pick up giant Lego accessories with ease. Pair it with one of our licensed Ninjago costumes and you'll be ready to study under Sensei Wu to unlock your true potential.
Women's Tickle Me Pink Crayola Crayon Costume
1265316184$39.99
Color Us SurprisedWhenever we take out our coloring books here at the Halloweencostumes.com office, we are always surprised at the lack of sufficient pinks to really make our drawings pop with color. There is just no way to make accurate coral reefs without a good variety of pinks!That is why we petitioned our staff to make this dress. This won’t help us color at all, but it will help us a lot to know that we filled a gap in the market that needed filling. The best thing we can each do is to keep on coloring and keep petitioning Crayola for more shades of pink!Product DetailsMaking sure you are dressed right for any occasion is very important, which is why we recommend setting yourself up right with this Women's Tickle Me Pink Crayola Crayon Costume. This “Made By Us” costume was put together by our hard working and careful artisans, so you will feel good about wearing this for years to come. The included dress and hat are what will make you stand out in any box of 64 crayons. This bright pink color is both flattering and fun, and we are confident that you will be happy with the fit of this dress. How could you not, when you will be tickled pink by the pun the whole time you wear it?Pink is the New BlackIf you are searching for the perfect way to look classic and fun, then you are in the right place. You will feel like a winner in this cool and comfortable costume. Just make sure you avoid anyone with a big crayon box for a costume!
Bricky Blocks Red Snapback Hat
1288022461$14.99
Some people aren't exactly thrilled to be out and about at a function like a costume party. So we're big fans of announcing as directly as possible that you are, in fact, fun. You can do just that with this cool Bricky Blocks Red Snapback Hat.We think there's something downright empowering about wearing something on your head. Don't you agree? ...Okay, okay, allow us to explain. A crown, a headband, a gorgeous and tasteful hat--all of it, any of it, we'll take it. Like, how do you feel when you have the opportunity to bestow upon yourself some new noggin ornament that attracts attention all the world over. It's nice to feel noticed, you know? And there's no better spotlight than the perfect headdress.Crowns are downright royal, conveying a sense of importance that we rather enjoy. Headbands are great in their versatility, but limited in that they don't cover our heads. In cold weather, that's just a deal-breaker. Hats, meanwhile, can be difficult to get just right. When's it right, for instance, to wear a fascinator? Because we wore ours to grab coffee the other day and the stares we got were, erm, less than admiring. When do you go ball cap over beanie? It's a hard call to make, right?! We can never feel certain about that decision. We're here to fix that with this headwear like this Bricky Blocks Red Snapback Hat. It will get everyone reminiscing about the building blocks of their childhood, and will cement your place as one of the fun ones. Snag some other Bricky Blocks accessories to get a group theme going. See what we mean about their sheer versitility and power now? Ah, the power of a good hat.
Two Front Teeth Pacifier
1238353843$13.99
Oh, what big teeth you have! is usually not what you expect to hear when someone sees a baby for the first time. That's probably what you would expect to hear when someone first sees a horse, a beaver, or a grizzled champion sweet corn eater, but not an innocent baby human! However, history has proven that not only is anything possible, everything has probably already happened, and many times. But, on the off-chance there actually hasn't been a huge-toothed baby yet, you can get ahead of the curve with this Two Front Teeth Pacifier! Everyone will be doing double-takes as they see this big, cartoonish, buck tooth grin on your baby's little face. It's made of BPA-free plastic, so luckily these chompers don't require any flossing or brushing. Think of all the conversations about infant costumes and baby orthodontia it'll spark too.
Women's Sunflower Costume Headpiece
1265317003$19.99
Hello, SunshineIt's nearly impossible not to smile when you're looking at a gorgeous flower. That goes doubly when the flower in question is a sweet sunflower, with its golden petals and endearing habit of tracking the path of the sun across the sky as the day progresses. It goes triply when the flower in question is you dressed as a sunflower! Product DetailsBe a ray of light in this exclusive Sunflower Costume Headpiece for Women! A brown felt felt and tulle base ties under the chin with a matching ribbon. It's sewn with bright and cheery fabric sunflower petals that have felt backing to keep them standing upright. Prettiest in the PatchWhen you're picking a costume, pick one that will match your winning personality! Wear your favorite matching outfit and pick a bud or two (get it??) to join you in dressing up as the sweetest and sassiest flower patch in history.
Adult Mime Costume
1213240723$39.99
Do you ever get the sense that you have a lot going on in your mind but you don’t quite have the right words to describe it? Do you communicate better with elaborate hand signals and complex body language?If the answer is “yes,” then we might just have the perfect costume for you this Halloween. The white gloves, the poplin skullcap, the classic black-and-white horizontal striped shirt--of course! You could be the perfect mime. With this timeless Mime Costume, you can delight your friends with an invisible tug of war or with an existential demonstration of angst within an invisible wall. Now you can finally find the ideal way to express all those thoughts racing through your head! Worried about the economy? You can easily mime the ideal Dow Jones average! The last season of your favorite show got you down? Simply re-enact all its problems (with your hilarious solutions). Disastrous date from last week still on your mind? Don’t hesitate to show your friends how you accidentally set the stove on fire while trying to cook an impressive meal! There’s no entertainment beyond the range of a Mime as skilled as you.To help complete the look, this outfit comes with black poplin pants with an elastic waistband (for increased mobility), red elastic suspenders, and the highly complementary red bandana. Now pull it all together and get out there and finally “talk” about all the brilliant ideas you’ve been keeping to yourself!
Adult Blue Baby Kit
1324440831$18.99
Babies Have it MadeIt’s pretty hard NOT to be jealous of babies. After all, people wait on them hand and foot. They never have to cook their own meals. They don’t have to get a job. They don’t have any bills. They can spend the majority of their day napping and no one chastises them. They don’t even need to get up to use the toilet. Adults really do get the short end of the stick.What if there was a way for you to recapture that careless attitude of infancy? What if there was a way for you to get rid of responsibility, even if just for an evening at your next costume party? What if you could once again revert to the days of being a baby? What if you could spend your whole day napping with a little whirly mobile hanging above your bed? What if people could take one look at you and immediately feel the urge to pamper you with baby talk and a bottle? Well, perhaps there’s a way to do all that with this adult blue baby kit.Product DetailsThis adult baby costume kit comes with everything you need to look like a big baby. Everyone will see you for the sweet young boy that you truly are. Your own mother might be so overwhelmed with emotion that she’ll want to break out that old stroller from you were just a wee little lad.Grown-Up AdviceAnd for one evening, you can head to the costume party dressed up like a baby. You can ignore your responsibilities and pretend that you don’t have to work. We do, however, advise against trying to wear this blue baby kit every day. The more fun you have dressed as a baby, the less you’ll want to return to being a grown-up!
Ninjago Katana Accessory
1265313279$19.99
The First NinjaDo you remember when ninja LEGOs first came out? Wait, we're not talking about Ninjago here. We're talking about the days even before Ninjago. It happened back in 1998. We remember strolling down the LEGO aisle to peruse the new sets... and there they were. Glorious LEGO sets, filled with ninja and samurai locked in a never-ending battle. Frankly, it blew our mind and part of the reason was due to a brand new LEGO weapon that came with the sets. We could finally outfit our LEGO minifigures with real katanas instead of using pirate cutlasses. Then, Ninjago came around and brought us even more ninja weapons!Product DetailsWell, now you can outfit yourself or your child with this Ninjago Katana Toy Weapon! Based on the toy weapon that every LEGO minifigure wants to wield. The weapon accessory has a stiff core with foam exterior that sculpted into the shape of a katana. It measures 18 inches long and a comfortable handle. You don't even need those horseshoe-shaped hands like LEGO figures to hold it! Just pair it up with any of our LEGO Ninjago costumes for an authentic look based on the shinobi world of LEGO.
Adult Inflatable Avocado Costume
1329582786$44.99
Where's the Toast?Listen, we all know it's true. Avocado on toast is delicious. It's simple, it's filling, and avocados are a super food, so it just makes plain sense to eat it for breakfast. All those avocado haters out there probably just haven't tried it yet. The humble avocado probably just needs a little more exposure, and that's where this Inflatable Avocado Costume comes in!When you wear this adult-sized inflatable costume, you can make the case for the benefits of eating avocados while at your next costume party! If you love the tasty fruit, it's your duty to give them a good name out there!Product DetailsThis costume is ultra-easy to use and can be worn over your normal clothes. Just toss it on over your jeans and t-shirt and inflate! The costume comes with a jumpsuit made out of windbreaker-style fabric with elastic bands around the arms and legs to create an airtight seal.The suit has a fan housed inside of the suit. With the simple flip of a switch, the suit inflates within just a few minutes. When fully inflated, the costume takes the shape of an avocado, sliced in half with the pit in the middle. Leave the fan on to keep the costume fully inflated!
Adult Inflatable Giant Squid Costume
1267843869$79.99
Wave 'Em Like You Don't CareGiant squids probably love hip-hop concerts. Why? Well, just about every single one we've ever been to, one of the MCs always tells the crowd to put their hands up in the air... and in some instances, like you just don't care. This is an occasion that a giant squid is well prepared for. They have eight, count 'em, EIGHT tentacles, which are basically just hands that work better underwater. It's too bad they don't hold any hip-hop concerts 20,000 leagues under the sea...Well, maybe we can't bring a concert to the giant squids out there, but perhaps you can bring the squid to a concert when you dress up in this Inflatable Giant Squid Costume for adults!Product DetailsThis cephalopod-style costume will have you feeling like a critter from the depths of the ocean with a ton of arms! This costume comes with a windbreaker-style bodysuit. The zipper is conveniently located on the inside of the costume, making it easy for the wearer to open and close it themselves! Elastic in the feet, neck, and upper arms all help keep an airtight seal. The costume comes with 2 fans built into the costume. With the flip of a switch, the fans will inflate the costume within minutes! The fans keep the suit inflated while you party it up as one suave squid. The fans use AA batteries to operate, but can also be powered by a USB power source (not included). The costume also comes with a set of cords that let you control all of the tentacles and you can wave them around like you just don't care!Ocean ArmsWhether you want to terrorized submarines in the ocean... or you just want to be the squid with the most arms at the next concert, this costume is the best way to do it!
Soft Adult Jester Hat
1265312955$19.99
It's All Fun and GamesAre you the unofficial jokester of your friend group? Can you be counted on to always have a laugh-worthy one-liner or an amazing practical joke? Congratulations, you are officially the ruler of this court! Forget about what your teacher told you would happen if you never take anything seriously in life, because here the only important thing is to have a good time. Seriously. Product DetailsLet the good times roll when you wear your Adult Jester Soft Hat! This whimsical headpiece is styled after a classic jester crown with three downward-curving stuffed points in colors of purple, yellow, and green. Each point is tipped with a tiny gold-tone bell so that everyone will know when you enter the room. The soft brim is purple velour striped with gold trim! Is This a Joke to You? The anwer is yes, of course! Your friends will be delighted to see that their favorite entertainer has arrived at the party.
Kids Cactus Costume
1213246768$59.99
Happy with the JavelinasThe desert isn't for everyone. Some people just don't understand the appeal of sand, wind, and sun. But some people, such as your kiddo, are drawn to the wide-open spaces of the west. They love the creatures of the landscape. The little lizards that skitter on sun-warmed rocks, the quail mommas that hurry into the underbrush with their chicks in a line behind her, the coyotes that howl just after the sun goes down. Let's not forget the little piggies of the desert, the javelinas. Every desert creature is special. And because of that, it would be hard for your desert-loving child to decide which animal to dress up for on Halloween night. Instead of dressing up as an animal, why not offer them a brilliant solution? By disguising themself as the iconic Saguaro cactus, they can watch all the wild desert goings-on. Think of this cactus costume as a backstage pass to all the desert drama!Details & DesignThis Kid's Cactus Costume has a unique look designed by our in-house creative team. The hooded bodysuit covers his or her whole body and zips up the front, making it a quick look to change into. The sleeves fold over their hands with simple slits so their fingers can still function for trick-or-treating. Which is pretty darn important! The trunk of the cactus jumpsuit ends in two shoe covers that will cover whatever footwear kind of footwear they'd like. Topped off with a pink bloom, this cactus is sure to be a hit with javelinas and neighbors, alike!West is BestFalling in love with all things western is easy to do. It's a fascination that's usually life long. That's why having a simply shaped costume that your boy or girl can wear year after year is a great thing. Because even if your child is living in the big city with all of its concrete trappings, this Cactus Costume will make them feel much closer to the wide-open spaces they crave!
Funhouse Clown Cotton Candy Wig
1228412530$24.99
Sugar and SpiceIn the world of clowning, there are clowns, and then there are CLOWNS. What's the difference? The former group is your standard, run-of-the-mill, red curly-haired, big ball nose, oversized shoe-wearing clowns. We don't want to call them "cliche," because they are also classic, but we've been there, seen that. The latter category, however, is a new generation of clowns that is taking clown culture to a whole new level. And here's the fun part...not only can you not predict what these cool clowns will look like, but you also never know what they'll do! Take this Cotton Candy Funhouse Clown Wig, for example. You may think to yourself "cotton candy, how sweet!" But this clown may be meant for mischief, mayhem, and even perhaps a bit of Halloween haunting. You never know! Design & DetailsThis amazing concoction of CLOWN-like proportions is based on a mesh wig cap with an elastic edge for a snug fit. The cap is topped with blue hair and bangs, as well as matching curly tendrils at the temples. But the showstopper is the bright pink and blue cotton-candy-inspired bouffant — two cones coming off the sides — that make this wig a total eye-catcher!
Women's Wicked Ringleader Costume
1213230594$49.99
Fearless Leader At work, you are the kind, compassionate, communicative boss for your staff. You take care to think through how your decisions will affect your employees, how to create a better work-life balance, how to increase benefits and distribute the workload more efficiently, and how to have epic office parties. Your team thinks you're the best boss ever — and you pretty much are. But it's fun to play pretend on Halloween. After all, why should kids get all the fun? That's why you're totally rocking this Women's Wicked Ringleader Costume, and imagining how different life would be if you ruled the roost in a different way. After all, it's pretty hard to do the right thing all the time, and it's a little thrilling to do the wicked thing...every once in a while. Have fun in your imaginary world tonight!Design & DetailsThis stunning look is worthy of the position of honor in the ring, seeing as it was crafted to perfection by our in-house costume team. Every attention has been paid to its details and design, from the golden braided trim to the matching cord fasteners. The costume is actually a one-piece dress styled to look like a tailcoat jacket and tank dress, with velvet construction and a top hat that helps you look larger than life and in charge of the circus. Back to RealitySteal the spotlight tonight and prepare to dazzle and delight. But just remember to hang up the whip (not included) and top hat before returning to work on Monday! It may send the wrong message to your staff.
Adult Baby Costume
1213233026$29.99
A couple of babiesYou sometimes walk by a baby in a stroller and think, “Ah. I wish someone would push me around like that.” Or perhaps you pass a family carrying their little one as they hike and take in the views and think, “Carry me! Why must life get harder as we get older?”It’s OK, we think about these things too. While we have yet to figure out the secret to reverse aging, we think we may have just the thing to bring a little extra TLC to your life: this Adult Baby Costume. You may be a grown-up who does taxes and has a 401K, but that doesn’t mean you can’t indulge your infantile side. Show everyone at the party just what a big and funny baby you can be and watch as the cuddles, sweets, and maybe even a push in a stroller (or at least a lift home in your friend’s car) come cooing your way.Product DetailsWhile the teddy bear, giant baby bottle, and pacifier accessories shown in the photo are sold separately--don’t cry--you should get them to complete your comical baby look. Here, here, look here! Don’t cry. See? This ensemble includes a bib, bonnet, and a bodysuit with a built-in wire hoop. It’s a look that can be worn by either men or women, and one size fits most. If that’s not something to giggle in an insanely cute way at, well, we don’t know what is.
Scary Ringmaster Costume for Boys
1213242520$49.99
Your attention, please!Your child has a knack for commanding your attention whenever they want! No stage or spotlight needed. All they have to do is shout, "Hey look!" and you might be in for the fright of your life. They could be balancing on a teetering wall or picking up a sharp piece of tetanus-ridden scrap metal they found while you were innocently walking around the neighborhood. As their returning audience, you're always on the edge of your seat ready to gasp in horror and fright. Since your strange little performer isn't about to change anytime soon, perhaps it's time to lean in. Accept that you're in for a show and dress your ringmaster accordingly! Hey, maybe now your child will stand out before attempting their next daredevil act!Costume DetailsThis eerie, retro-inspired ringmaster costume was designed by our in-house creative team. The featured velvet jacket is the perfect look for getting into big top show business, with fringe shoulder details and long coattails. A striped vest is attached to the interior of the jacket and secures in the center with real buttons. Attaching around the back of the neck, the antique-looking shirt front tucks into the front of the vest. Complete with a striped pair of elastic waist pants and a dapper top hat, this costume will let your child run the show with spooky panache this Halloween!For My Next Act...Halloween is all about bringing the drama and this circus-themed costume really is the ticket! If your child wants to pair up with friends or siblings, there are plenty of choices to pair this with. From a strong man to an evil clown, they could entertain the whole neighborhood with their eerie antics. From the big top to the streets, this costume is sure to entertain wherever it goes!
Kirby Inflatable Adult Costume
1230266619$79.99
Kirby! Spit Them Out!Kirby gets its power by sucking in enemies and honing their power. This manifests in some pretty cool ways. Kirby can become a big spike ball, an Looney-Tunes-esque anvil, a big 'ol mallet. So of course, the squishy-lookin' pink thing packs quite a punch in a pinch. What would you eat if you were Kirby? We would munch on chicken wings and see if we sprouted wings -- you know, for flying -- or we would eat a computer and see if we became an android. ...Now that we have thought of it, don't tell Kirby about that idea. Kirby would simply be too powerful.Design & DetailsWhat's that? You would eat yourself if you were Kirby? OK, now you're just being egotistical... Might be a good bit at the next costume party, though! As a matter of fact, check out this Adult Kirby Inflatable Costume we just stocked. With the right details prepped, you could tell a pretty cool story about being eaten by Kirby at the next costume party. Snag some muted pants and shoes to let the rest of the costume really pop and you'll be set. A few words of advice, though. One: don't try eating a computer, especially if you are a guest at someone else's costume party. Two: don't try eating other people, because this costume is meant for only one human at a time. Three: erm, maybe size up the door frames before you plan your route to the snack table, lest you embarrass yourself trying to squeeze into a space that's not so Kirby friendly.
Pink Afro Clown Wig
1265314709$7.99
Clowns can come in all shapes, sizes, and personalities. It can go all the way from the scariest killer clown you've ever seen this side of a birthday party to a super sad clown with makeup that makes him look like he's constantly crying all the way to the happiest clown on the planet ready for a great time. We think that getting the right personality can come down to even the finest detail of the entire outfit. Add a little more of a friendly nature to your silly clown costume with this Pink Afro Clown Wig. No murder vibes seem to come from this hair color (and we have some pretty serious technology to test that) and very little sadness from it as well. In fact, this wig resembling some delicious cotton candy has proven to improve the moods of people around it just by being in their presence. Add it to perfect your Halloween outfit or for entertaining some children at a birthday party.
100lbs Strongman Barbell Prop
1213250976$12.99
One Two One TwoYour muscles are majestic. They’re like the eighth wonder of the world! You could flex your muscles at a carnival and it would be a million dollar act! Only the truly worthy should get to see them working at 100% power! That’s why you should let them rest when you’re showing off the guns to the peasants. That’s why you need this 100 lbs Strongman Barbell.Design & DetailsNow, with this handy accessory, you can show off your might without having to expend your precious stamina. The barbell weight is made out of plastic, so your beastly biceps should be able to lift them with ease. The real trick to this barbell is the “50 lbs” printed on the sides. It makes it look like you’re lifting a hefty weight like it’s nothing. And the best part is, you can save your strength for when you really need to show off an amazing feat of strength.Sideshow StarIf you want to be the strongest man ever, you'll have to hit the gym every single day. That's how the old sideshow acts worked back in the day. Those strong men made a living out of it! But the real key to success is looking like a strong guy and that's exactly what this fake weight does. Do ya even lift, bro? Now ya do.
Toddler's Old Man Costume
1238443816$29.99
Old Before His TimeYou noticed the change in Junior a couple of months back. It happened slowly, almost imperceptibly. The first time you realized something was different was when you walked into the living room and your kid had switched from his cartoon to a forty minute special on identity fraud. The next day, on the way back from the park, he asked why the playground didn't have a shuffleboard court.In the next weeks, things got crazy. No longer did your child beg for a soda or candy bar at the checkout counter. He wanted a bag of Werther's Originals. You were repeatedly asked to turn down that blasted noise when listening to Beyonce in the car. But you decided that things really had to change when you caught your child shaking a stick like a cane and telling his good friends to, "Get off my lawn".Details & DesignAny old soul is sure to love this old man ensemble. Our in-house designers channeled their grandpas when creating this costumed homage to the elderly. It includes an argyle sweater with an attached shirt and a bowtie. It also has a padded belly to give your toddler an older silhouette. It's topped off with a classic newsboy cap and a pair of glasses with attached mustaches and fuzzy eyebrows. This Made by Us old man costume will make for some timeless photos at your next visit to Grandma and Grandpa's!Grey-Haired AreaYou can't deny your child's elderly leanings. That's why, when your kiddo started acting a little old, you and your child made a deal. You'd buy him an old man ensemble and let him vent his geriatric energy a couple of hours a week if he acted his age the rest of the time. It worked like a charm! Although, every once in a while, you still find stashes of butterscotch candy around the house.
Blue Crayon Kid's Costume Dress
1273511037$39.99
Feeling Blue-tifulWhat's your kiddo's favorite color? Regardless of what their answer is, we think most of them would agree that blue is a very important hue, especially when they're making art! After all, it's a primary color, which means you can't create it by mixing other shades, and large blue areas like skies and oceans take up a lot of real estate on your typical coloring page.If your kiddo loves the color blue, drawing with crayons, or both, then they'll enjoy wearing this Blue Crayon Costume Dress! This adorable dress and headband set will have them feeling "blue-tiful" as soon as they put it on.Design & DetailsThis Kid's Blue Crayon Costume Dress was designed by our in-house team and is officially licensed by Crayola. Their signature wavy black lines appear on the top and bottom of the bodice, with the Crayola logo printed on the front just like a real crayon. The dress closes in the back with hook and loop fastener. To complete the look, a crayon tip-shaped hat secures to the wearer's head with a headband.You can easily create a colorful group costume when you shop the rest of our crayon collection! We have more color choices in toddler, child, and adult sizes so everyone can get in on the fun. You'll have a blast building your very own unique box of crayons!
Girls Lego Movie 2 Sweet Mayhem Deluxe Costume
1213234397$19.99
Halloween Candy ExplosionWhen we first heard the term sweet mayhem, we could only think of one thing. Halloween Candy Explosion! Being huge fans of Halloween, we liked the idea. It offered us plenty of ideas on how to make sorting the loads of trick-or-treating candy that made it home more exciting. Instead of gently pouring it all on the ground, groups of kids could toss it—like confetti! Then it would be a mad dash to grab all their favorites before anyone else nabbed it. There were plans to add a timer to increase the intensity. We considered adding a blindfold into the mix but decided that would just make finding all the right candy too difficult. It was all shaping up quite nicely.Then, someone showed us Sweet Mayhem. At first, we were a little disappointed. But after doing the research, we returned to our epic Halloween Candy Explosion idea. Knowing that Sweet Mayhem would definitely be up for the wild fun, so long as it means bringing people together!Product DetailsGet your child ready to create their own Halloween fun with this Lego Movie 2 Girls Sweet Mayhem Deluxe Costume! Styled after the Lego Movie 2 mini-doll, this 4-piece costume will transform your child into the Systar System’s greatest warrior. The caped dress and pig-tail headband give this playful ensemble a fashionable and futuristic look while the included leggings make the costume practical for your child’s trick-or-treating adventures!Sweet SweetsOkay, maybe Halloween Candy Explosion, isn’t the best idea for kids. But, creating their own sweet mayhem on Halloween is a sure thing. Especially with this officially licensed Sweet Mayhem costume! Whether they simply relive the excitement of Lego Movie 2 at playtime or share their candy with their friends in an inventive new way, your child will be ready for whatever fun comes their way!
Kid's Space Robot Plush Costume Hat
1213231727$14.99
It is the year 2017 -- the distant future. Robot men have taken over the world. It was easy for them after they discovered the humans’ only weakness: being shot by giant lasers. Once humankind was taken care of, they could finally go about establishing a robot utopia. Free microchips at every participating robot grocery store. Hot and cold running oil in every robot apartment building. And all of the trees are replaced with robo-recharging stations. Truly a paradise. What a time to not be alive.If you are a human but deep in your chest beats the cold, unfeeling heart of a robot, then you too may join the robots in their awesome new mechanical world. You will blend in perfectly with our Robot Hat, a shiny helmet with sweet antennae for receiving important robot signals. And remember: no one can hurt your feeling ever again if you don’t have feelings. Beep.
LEGO Ninjago Lloyd Legacy Prestige Boy's Costume
1293099028$69.99
The Ninja of ProphecyHave you ever wondered? You know, that maybe... just maybe... your child might be a legendary ninja, just waiting to be discovered? Hey, it happens all the time in cartoons and video games, so who's to say it couldn't happen in real life?If you have been wondering, then maybe it's time to let your give this officially licensed Ninjago Lloyd Costume a spin! They'll get to look just like their favorite character from the series, and you might just find out that they're the ninja of prophecy in real life!Product DetailsInspired by the chosen one, himself, this costume has everything you need to turn your child into a skilled ninja! The LEGO Lloyd Legacy Prestige Ninjao Costume comes officially licensed from the cartoon series and it packed full of great details. It'll have any little fan ready to battle it out with the bad guys!The costume starts with a tunic-style top that has foam backing to help it keep that iconic LEGO shape. Both the front and the back have printed graphics to recreate Lloyd's signature ninja suit. It even has a printed gold dragon right on the chest. The matching green pants fit with an elastic band around the waist, providing a snug, yet comfortable, fit. The pants also feature printed graphics to help complete the ninja transformation!The Ninjago costume also comes with various accessories to help your child complete their look. The foam-backed mitts are black and designed to look like LEGO hands. Of course, the most important part about this costume is the mask! Every great ninja needs a mask! The mask is made out of molded plastic and has mesh in the eyes for vision. It fits with an elastic band, so it's easy for your child to put it on and take it off!
Men's Plus Size Ringmaster Costume
1213245274$59.99
P. T. Barnum build a legendary circus, but does anyone remember Bailey's name when it comes to Barnum & Bailey? Nope! Why not? James Anthony Bailey (That was his name, by the way. Good ol' J. A. Bailey, although it doesn't have the ring of P. T. Barnum, we admit) was at least half of Barnum & Bailey's Circus. Then you've got the Ringling Brothers, who teamed up with Barnum & Bailey to form the greatest show on earth. But do you know any of their names? Of course not. You're too busy enjoying the incredible circus! You wouldn't even know how many brothers there were (There were seven brothers, although only five of the brothers worked to build the circus together).So what we're saying is, when you decide to become the Ringmaster of the greatest show on earth, you're going to want to make sure you've got a memorable name. How about... P. T. Barnling? Or Ringling Barnbros? Okay those could use some work. But listen, you're the entertainer, not us! You come up with the unforgettable name. In the meantime, you can practice your image and showmanship in this gorgeous Ringmaster costume. You'll also probably need to fend of some lions and command and elephant to stand on two legs. Classic Ringmaster stuff, if you're up for it. Just don't lose your top hat thinking up that name. It'll come to you as naturally as your skills as a Ringmaster. You're a part of the circus now, friend. Give them a show to write home about (or tweet about. Might get more buzz by tweeting).Note: We are not responsible for any elephant, lion, or trapeze attacks while wearing this costume.
Adult Ride On Monkey Costume
1279175468$79.99
Riding a gorilla to a party is something most of us think we'll never do in our lives, but we'd be wrong! It's something anyone can do... including you! All you need is this Adult Ride on Monkey Costume! It's one of these fantastic double-take costumes that everyone will try to figure out. We recommend staying in character through the whole thing. This Monkey? Owes you a life debt. Name is Chippers. He's going to carry you around for the rest of your life, and all you have to do is give him a banana a couple times of day. It's win-win!
Toddler's Ringmaster Costume
1213245278$34.99
Does your home seem as crazy and out of control as a circus some days? Does it almost feel as if there are elephants riding around on unicycles and mischievous clowns prancing around constantly? Well, maybe it’s time to help your kiddo hone all that energy and promote him from a sideshow act to the center stage this Halloween. Grab him this Ringmaster Costume for toddlers and watch him suddenly take control of the show!Your little one will look like the ultimate Ringmaster with this amazing outfit. We designed it ourselves and made sure it included all the bells and whistles! An amazing red tailcoat jacket will trail behind him as he marches through town. An adorable bow tie will make him as stylish as he his hilarious. The cherry topping off this funday-sundae of a costume is a classy velvet-covered top hat! Once your child is dressed up in this fantastic costume he’ll feel as brave as a lion tamer and as hysterical as a clown! He’ll be as daring as tight-rope walkers and as strong as strong-men. He’ll feel all of that and more, but he won’t be the one having to do any of those zany feats. Instead, he’ll be the amazing director of all the entertainment!We’re positive your little guy has all the charisma needed to be a renowned Ringmaster. Who knows, maybe he’s even good enough to get hired in a real-life circus. Before you know it this costume will turn from one night of Halloween fun into a lifetime of entertainment!
Inflatable Kids Unicorn Ride-On Costume
1213249955$39.99
This Way To the Crystal CastleHave you heard? Trolls are tromping out of their shadowlands and wreaking havoc in lollipop valley. What we need is a royal meeting of Princess Sparkle and King Grumpenstuph to make peace in the kingdom again. How can the princess get to the Crystal Castle for an emergency meeting as fast as possible? Well, she'll call on her trusty stead, of course! The loyal unicorn will take her across the Misty Marshes, over the Ruby Mountains, and through the Witches Forest without a scratch. Fast as the wind, the princess and her unicorn will be at the Crystal Castle and ready to meet with the Troll king at first light tomorrow morning!Costume DetailsIs your little princess ready for a wild, unicorn adventure? This inflatable unicorn is sure to transport her to a land of make-believe for your next costumed event. The costume is surprisingly easy to slip on. Your child's legs go into the back legs of the unicorn, letting her navigate wherever she wants to go. Fake princess legs are inflated on the top, making it look like your child in the saddle. The fan keeping the costume inflated runs on four AA batteries that are stored in a pocket one of the legs of the costume. Be sure and use the pocket provided to prevent the batteries from overheating. Adjust the direction of the fan and secure the drawstrings before heading out to ensure you get your best inflatable experience! Topped off with a conical princess hat, this will be a fairytale costume your kiddo will never forget!Once Upon a TimeIf make-believe comes easily to your kiddo, now you can be a part of her magical adventures! You'll love watching your child gallop around with this shiny unicorn. Perfect for princess parties and trick-or-treating, you can be sure your next costumed event will live happily ever after in your family lore!
Men's Vintage Pierrot Clown Costume
1265316897$54.99
We all know the trope of the sad clown. The question is, where did that idea come from? After they realized kids were simply scared of them, did they all just get depressed? Did they become car sick after riding in those tiny cars with their coworkers? Turns out, we can blame their disposition on the grandfather of the modern clown, Pierrot. A character pantomimed by many popular actors at the time, his character often started out happy and hopeful, he often ended up so helplessly defeated that people couldn't help but laugh at the tragedy.Making his first appearance in the 1600s Pierrot could possibly be the most popular clown of all time, even Krusty the clown would have a hard time competing with his career. Pierrot has been a character in operas, plays, and books. His black and white ensemble is instantly recognizable in well-known paintings and film. The baggy outfits of clowns today come from Pierrot's often disheveled appearance, though our Pierrot seems to be more put together than usual. The ensemble has a lightly layered ruff at the neck as well as gathered ruffle detail at the wrists and ankles. The knit hood gives you a streamlined look, ready for the time-honored painted white face of the character.Wearing this costume you could clown around through the ages and never look out of place. Whether you're looking for a fun yet sophisticated Halloween costume or you've scored one of the great Pierrot roles out there, you'll be in the company of great actors of history. You might be a sad clown, but hey, at least you aren't a mime!
Inflatable Kids Penguin Costume
1228528374$49.99
Cold Front FunYour kiddo will have more than just happy feet when they sport this amazing ensemble! You simply won't believe your eyes as you watch your child dance (or waddle) into the school gym for the big Halloween parade. Whereas this morning, you had an adorable little human to call your own, now you have an...adorable penguin in their place. Since the switch is only temporary and it's all in the name of Halloween fun, you may as well enjoy the ride! This Kid's Inflatable Penguin Costume is truly as much fun to see as it is to wear. It covers your kiddo from beak to flipper in full penguin appeal. It may take some time for your child to get used to their new birdlike body and its general...roundness...but once they get the hang of the penguin waddle, they will have a ball all Halloween long!Product DetailsThis cute and peppy penguin inflates quickly for a no-trouble trick-or-treating look that still gives maximum effect. There is a built-in fan and battery pack to help your little one stay penguin-like all evening long, and the shoe covers and little penguin face help to create the full illusion. A cutout under the penguin hood allows your child to talk, laugh, and eat candy, as well.A Real Chill TimeAfter Halloween is over, your child can return to their human form and curl up on the couch with some hot apple cider and Halloween treats — but their memories of their time as a little penguin will stay with them forever!
Adult Pinata Party Costume
1213240964$39.99
Pinata PartyWe’re not asking any longer! Piñatas may have been made to hold loads of candy and to entertain at parties, but they deserve so much more than a good whack with a bat. And so, without further ado, we demand treatment of these majestic creatures be improved. After spending years suspended on walls at party supply stores, waiting for their turn to show how much candy they can store and consequently dish out under those colorful fringes. Luckily, the love for piñatas and support for their rights has grown, though it still lags well behind unicorns. These vibrant, exotic souls have been given a greater variety of opportunities to show off their talents: like in this sweet Adults Party Piñata Costume!Design & DetailsGive life to the beloved party animals by slipping into this on Halloween or whatever costume occasion you find nearing. The hooded jumpsuit features a cool 3D-looking design with all the colors of a real piñata. Whether you need a pick-me-up piece of candy or a playful way to colorize your wardrobe, this fun jumpsuit will do the trick. And because it’s a Made By Us exclusive, you know that our in-house team designed and crafted the costume with care and love in every stitch.Filled with SweetnessPair it with a fun-colored pair of kicks and a bat and you’ll be properly accessorized and ready to fend off attackers. As long as you don’t get your sugar rush too late in the afternoon, you should sleep easy with this in mind. So do you want to show the world how versatile a piñata can be? Or do you simply crave the spotlight? No one can ignore a piñata, you know. The piñata population everywhere will really appreciate your support. Know what that means? Well, word on the street is that a piñata always rewards its supporters by showering them with more than their fill of sweet treats.
Adult Inflatable Scrumptious Broccoli Costume
1237089820$69.99
Broccoli PRWe need to talk. It's about broccoli. We've heard tons of rumors going around that the kids don't like the nutritious vegetable. Crazy, we know! Broccoli is so versatile and it's packed full of vitamin C, calcium, and vitamin K. You can roast it, stir fry it, steam it, or eat it raw! But for some reason... a lot of kids seem to think that it's yucky. We're just going to chalk it up to bad PR. Well, we want to change that. We want to give the healthy vegetable some good PR for a change. That's where you come in. If we can show kids just how cool broccoli can be, then maybe we can get more kids to try it out.We see absolutely no problem with this plan whatsoever.Design & DetailsOur team of designers crafted this Made By Us costume to capture the delicious style of the stalky vegetable. The costume is a green inflatable bodysuit with printed details on the exterior to make it look like broccoli. The top portion is designed to look like a fresh floret! You can wear your normal clothes underneath as you suit up. The bodysuit also has a built-in fan in the back. With the flip of a switch, the suit fully inflates into the shape of a broccoli crown. Just leave the fan on as you walk the world as the big green vegetable!From Yucky to FunnyAll right, so maybe we haven't worked out all of the specifics, but we bet if kids see you running around in this broccoli costume, we can at least get broccoli to be a "funny" food instead being known as a "yucky" food. And we think that's definitely a step in the right direction! Be sure to check out all of our food costumes to get a whole balanced diet group costume going!
Adult Inflatable Panda Costume
1267062240$49.99
Someone Get This Man a Bamboo!Pandas are the pudgy, adorable, bumbling goofs of the bear world. They're roly-poly and sweet looking. and are absolutely cuddle-able. Get on board with the panda pudge and suit up in this Inflatable Adult Panda Costume. (Plus, nobody will expect you to get anywhere fast.) Grab a stick of bamboo, find a cozy place to snuggle up, and don't even worry about picking up a partner. Just do your own thing, at your own pace, and enjoy the easy panda life.Product DetailsInflatable costumes are magic. They look like you did a lot, but are the lowest-key costume ever. Just step in, zip up, and hit the "on" switch on the battery pack. (Oh, and don't forget 4 AA batteries--they're not included.) The fan in the battery pack do all the work! Within minutes, you're fully inflated and ready to live large. Elastic around the wrists and ankles keep everything in place (and how cute are those pink panda paws?) Convince a group of friends to go in on these together and start your own flash mob. T-rex costumes on TikTok are out. Pandas are in!Don't Be a Sad PandaEven South Park knew that pandas shouldn't be sad. And who could be sad when you show up dressed as a panda? This inflatable suit zips up the back and inflates instantly thanks to a self-contained battery pack. No need for tons of add-on accessories or costume makeup. Let the inflatable to all the talking!
Girl's Science Nerd Costume
1236263629$39.99
Total Cutie PiYour kiddo is gaga for geothermal energy. She's a whiz at robotics. She flips for physics. And her chemistry sets outnumber her dolls by the dozens. Your little brainiac can't get enough of the scientific world, and she is ready to show everyone she meets this Halloween just how happy is she is to be a "science nerd!" Cool! We love a gal who knows who she is, what she likes, and who doesn't apologize for it. That's why we think this Girl's Science Nerd Costume is too cute for your brilliant little kiddo. Because pretty soon, she is bound to become a powerful, smart, genius and head some cool engineering firm or design the world's first water system on the moon. So, better get on her good side now — she's gonna rule the world someday!Design & DetailsThe irony of this costume is there is truly nothing "nerdy" about it! It's cool as can be, from the darling details and careful craftsmanship achieved by our fabulous in-house design team. The dress is styled to look like a retro top and pink plaid jumper, complete with a science pun on the front, as well as pleats, a collar, and a matching bow at the neck. Add some super-cool kicks, a pair of too-big glasses, and maybe a beaker or test tube for a fantastically smart look!Science Fair FlairEven after Halloween has passed, your brainiac will find fun ways to wear this look. Maybe she'll sport it at the science fair to claim her first place ribbon, or to celebrate Pi Day her way!
Inflatable Adult Red Dinosaur Costume
1228415728$64.99
Clever GirlSick of costumes that require pounds of greasy makeup, hot, sweaty layers of fabric, or are impossible to remove without help? Or maybe you're trying to avoid direct contact with people, especially these days. Short people, rejoice--finally, a costume that will make you seem tall! This inflatable, fan-powered red dinosaur costume has everything even the most particular costume-seeker needs. Plus, who doesn't love dinosaurs!?Product DetailsThis inflatable costume runs on a battery-operated fan (4 AAs, not included, so don't forget to grab a pack!) The dinosaur's body is actually a bodysuit that is easily zipped up or down with a pull tab on the inside. No dino wrangler needed to get in our out. Elastic bands at the ankles make walking around a cinch. Your feet, hands, and head are fully enclosed inside the costume, keeping you safe from germs, melted candy, or other risky Halloween hazards. A clear vinyl panel in the dino's mouth gives clear access to everything happening around you. But you won't need to look around much. Everyone else will be too busy getting out of your way as you (now a 7-foot-tall prehistoric predator) dominate the party. Watch out--there's a tail, too!Trick-or-T-RexThe t-rex was the king of the dinosaurs. This huge inflatable costume will make you the king of Halloween. It's big, bright, and airy, and who doesn't love dressing up as their favorite dino? The only challenge you'll have now is how to hold all your candy with your little t-rex arms.
Plus Size Ravishing Ringmaster Women's Costume
1213245816$69.99
A recruitment offerDid you catch that all-important email? Scroll down your inbox just a touch, and look for a very special note. Because when you click open, you will see that you've got a fantastic opportunity from one of the world's most premiere circuses. That's right, they want you to be their next Ringmaster. Are you up for it?You might be rather surprised they'd give you a shot, since you're seemingly short on the qualifications, but we're sure you've got that special something that they're really looking for. Style, panache, and the ability to crack a whip, too! Even if you're still working on that whip handling, don't sweat it. Just fake it till you make it!Of course, you're going to want to prepare before you hop out on a flight to meet your traveling crew, so we suggest suiting up with a style that will have you ready for the glamorous life under the big top. And we would most certainly suggest this Ravishing Ringmaster costume. It's elite, it's stylish, and it's ready to help you run the show!Design & DetailsThis Ravishing Ringmaster costume in plus sizes is made and designed right here at HalloweenCostumes.com. And that means it's a Made by Us exclusive! We put extra attention into our costume designs, and this style most certainly delivers. It comes with the hat, bowtie, vest, jacket, and pants. All with exquisite detail! All you'll need to complete the style is costume boots and maybe, just maybe, that whip. We have both available as costume accessories if you don't have them at home!the big showWe're all about getting as close to the real deal as possible. And while you (probably) won't be suiting up for a circus assignment any time soon, it's a fun and unique costume style for your next party. So, go in this Ravishing Ringmaster costume, and get ready for the big show!
Women's Plus Size Psycho Jester Costume
1228741875$44.99
For My Next Trick...We think of jesters as simple court clowns. The thing is, they were a lot more. Not only were many of them talented songwriters, musicians, and contortionists, some of them were so close to kings or queens that they were expected to ride into battle and act as messengers for the warring armies. There's even a story of a dwarf jester that escorted a queen from Holland to England, using his horsemanship and soldiering skills to keep her safe through enemy territory. Though the Medieval world might not have been kind to jesters, there are many who have gone down in history, one performer even has a forest in England named after him. You see, whether you specialize in acrobats or archery, you can do what you want as a jester, as long as you do it with style!Product DetailsThis dark jester costume will keep the court on their toes! The featured jumper has a classic checkerboard pattern. The waist is tied with a matching sash to keep this look flattering. Tattered for a nightmarish look, the off-shoulder balloon sleeves and trimmed with classic tatters. Matching the jumpsuit, the tattered collar and the headdress finish this jester costume with a dramatic flourish!Here We are NowEntertain us! Are you heading out to a Medieval themed event or Halloween party? This jester costume is sure to make you feel like you have the entertainment of the court in the palm of your hands. Customize this look with dramatic makeup like the classic diamond eyes and the wide smile pictured or a show-stopping wig that'll make you ready for the spotlight. Just make sure you make it clear whether you're down with going into battle with your employer. We'd say that's a healthy boundary to draw!
Kid's Red Crayon Costume Dress
1273511041$34.99
Story of a ColorRed is a perfectly apple hanging from the tip of a tree branch, or being offered by a witch with a wicked smile. Red is a stream of molten lava oozing slowly down the side of a rumbling volcano. Red is a ruby being worn by a princess, the banner of a charging knight, the fire blasting from a dragon's roaring mouth. It's also the slightly questionable-looking chili being served in the lunch line at your school. Red is everywhere! Product DetailsMake "seeing red" a great thing when you wear your exclusive, officially licensed Girl's Red Crayon Costume Dress! The knee-length, sleeveless dress is made light red stretch knit fabric with a wide band of deep red at the bottom of the skirt. The bodice is printed with Crayola's signature black squiggly wrapper design as well as a vertical Crayola logo. A matching crayon wrapper band is printed around the hips. The fabric-covered headband topped with an attached, foam-backed hat shaped like a crayon tip is the perfect final touch. Bright and Beautiful If red is your favorite hue, color your world with this cool costume! Maybe it will inspire you to create your best masterpieces out of only red, the way Picasso did with blue, or to draw mostly red objects for your next gallery exhibition. Someday, when you're a world-famous artist whose main medium is crayons, you can look back on the day that you dressed as a Crayola color as the day that your artistic journey began. Bravo!
Child's Sinister Jester Costume
1239392539$34.99
Sometimes life gives you lemons. And some people seem to think that happiness is a big old pile of money, so they’ll tell you that times like these are perfect for opening a chain of lemonade stands. But at your age, it can be really tough to get a corporate empire off the ground—let alone file the appropriate paperwork. Don’t worry, though: you could always turn the tables just by dressing in a terrifying Child’s Sinister Jester Costume like this!You hear that, everybody? The joke’s on you! Nobody gets to tell us what to do with an unforeseen surplus of citrus! Now you’re going to have to put up with our corniest, most groan-inducing jokes until we’re sure you've had your daily dose of Vitamin C. And in case it’s been a while since you reviewed the latest dietary guidelines, you need a lot of it! So we could be here a while. Especially since knock-knock jokes aren’t exactly packed with nutrition! Mua-ha-ha!Wow, maybe we should look into a couple of these costumes for ourselves. Who knew that wearing a black-and-red jester suit with a nefarious skull mask could be so cathartic? And who knew that we had all that rage underneath our characteristic playfulness and optimism? Not us! But we’ll sort that out later: right now, we’ve got to make sure you get one of these awesome outfits. They look great, and they’ll really put you in touch with your inner chaotic prankster!
Clever Lil' Clown Toddler Costume
1265312246$39.99
Feeling a Little FunnyOne of the hardest parts of being a committed clown at the age of 5 is pre-school. Many kids struggle with the big life changes associated with starting their education, but it can be even harder if the other kids see you as “different”. Once they noticed your giant shoes, huge red nose, and rainbow colored, poofy afro, no kid would be able to resist pointing it out.At block-stacking time, those giant clown hands make it impossible to achieve stacks of five or six like the other kids. In fact, you’re lucky if you get 3 before you inadvertently knock it down! Likewise, finger-painting is a huge hassle. Then there’s the difficulty of nap time when your nose squeaks every time you move your head! That classic, old clown get-up is just so outdated…Juggling Fashion TrendsThat’s why we have invented this Clever Lil’ Clown Toddler Costume. It’s a little bit sleeker and more modern than the typical clown-wear that you can get from any Clown-Mart. The muted colors fit in better with the styles of today, so you don’t have to worry about being the weird clown girl with the bright yellow overalls anymore; you can just enjoy your cute, frilly dress! The parasol, hat, and hair also accessorize the outfit perfectly, so you don’t have to worry about making it match on your own.A Beautiful JesterIf you are looking for the perfect clown costume for your toddler, then this is the one for you. It is a perfect blend of scary and cute, which means you can brag all night about how well they are juggling those traits!
Ringmaster Kids Costume
1213245268$39.99
The Smallest CircusLadies and gentlemen! Children of all ages! We direct you to the center stage for a show set to astonish!Sure, you've probably heard that plenty of times. They're all the same kind of show, aren't they? There's gonna be a couple of weird acts and maybe an animal or two, but, "What is really that astonishing about this particular show?" you're probably wondering. Totally fair question... but everything will be answered when you see who the Ringmaster is! That's right! This is the Smallest Circus. Run by your child, all the ideas flowing from their little noggin, and the whole of it accentuated by an authentic look that will have you leaning forward from your seat. The best part is that this Ringmaster doesn't give up even after the show is over! A look like this could really be useful outside of circus life. Imagine gearing up like this for a high-class affair or getting used to dealing with any kind of future high-pressure job (even those that don't involve angry jungle felines). It's time to start up the show with your kiddo in the limelight.Design & DetailsOur own little circus is happy to help thanks to the genius work of our in-house costume designers. They've chased their own dreams by creating this Ringmaster costume for kids. The fancy bright red jacket features gold braids and buttons. It is certain to look great with the included gold colored vest, dapper red bow tie, and classy top hat. They might want to practice a few tricks as they juggle or spin it in their hands. Be sure to get them a toy whip accessory to complete this dashing look, and they'll be ready to put on a terrific show!Small but SpectacularWhen your child is wearing this snazzy costume, they can have fun pretending to lead their very own three-ring circus or bring their favorite films to life! Just imagine how cute it'll be watching them tame their stuffed lions!
Adult Rock, Paper, Scissors Costume
1275912628$39.99
Not only will you and your two pals be a hit at a party, but just imagine how many potential decisions you can help make in this Rock Paper Scissors Adult Costume! Are your friends deciding who has to take out the trash at the end of their house party? Inspire them to Rock, Paper, Scissors for it! Is your crew deciding who will call the rideshare? Rock, Paper, Scissors, you tell them! It's a simple game, and an ancient one. It’s the game everyone claims to be “amazing” at. What’s your strategy? Do you always throw rock? Do you tend to lay down paper until it “feels right” to switch to scissors? Don’t give away your secrets! Instead, you three should Rock, Paper, Scissors your way through the night and inspire others to do the same. Hey, maybe you picked this costume via a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors...that’s great! We applaud you.This group look is so quick and easy, you can wear the costume pieces over your ordinary clothes. The Rock and Paper have shoulder straps and waist ties, while the Scissors slips right over your head! Maybe you three ought to Rock, Paper, Scissors over who will be which look. And if you don’t get your first choice, you can always go best two out of three. Now that is one costume solution that sounds like a win-win-win.
Plus Size Men's Scary Ringmaster Costume
1292924458$69.99
Big Top SwapSure, sure. The circus is super FUN. Nothing scary about a bunch of clowns. Or lions. Or the music. Yup. Nothing bone-chilling about any of that. Except for...everything! Swap "creepy" for "fun" and now you know how we feel about the circus. It's a spooky wonderland of strange people and circumstances, and you never know what will happen. This Plus Size Men's Scary Ringmaster Costume will help bring your eerie vision of the Big Top to life this Halloween. If you don't believe us that the circus can be scary, then we'll just ask you: You've seen this costume, right? You want that showing up at your door at 2 in the morning? And we mentioned the clowns, right?Product DetailsIf you want to feel truly amazed, check out how much detail went into this exclusive costume's jacket, shirt front, pants, and hat. The crimson red velvet tailcoat jacket has a cool cutaway detail and fringed satin epaulets. The piece fastens with a chain across antique brass buttons, while satin embellishments definitely say "I'm the leader of this (scary) show." And just check out this top hat. It looks pretty normal, right? Now put it alongside the rest of this getup and it instantly becomes creepy, right? Take Center StageYou may not win many friends in this freaky costume, but you'll likely win several costume contests. See for yourself just how menacing and formidable you feel when you slip on this costume. We'd hate to find ourselves trapped on your circus train!
Women's Pastel Diamond Clown Costume
1265311360$59.99
Get Happy Being a clown isn't all fun and games. Ok, it is all fun and games, but that itself requires a very special skill set. You've got to be the kind of person who has a warm heart and a love for seeing other people smile and laugh. Which means that if you want to do your job, you've also got to make sure that your outfit looks nothing like the scarier type of clown that occasionally lives in drainage sewers. Product DetailsMake everyone's day happier when you're wearing your exclusive Pastel Women' Diamond Clown Costume! The jumpsuit is made out of form-fitting jersey knit stretch fabric that's just right for riding unicycles. It's printed all over with a pattern of pink and green diamonds against a white background. Pink chiffon ruffles decorate the collar and each sleeve. The matching striped hat is shaped like a cone and topped with a tinsel pom pom. Attached elastic bands allow a means of pinning it to your hair. Ready for Fun People of all ages will be delighted to see a clown that looks like she runs on unicorn magic! Get ready to wow the crowds wearing your uniquely pretty costume. It's a great choice for Halloween, but it's also fun for carnivals, festivals, and theater performances. For that matter, who's to say that you couldn't also wear it to work? HR can't say anything about whether it pushes the bounds of "work wear" when they're smiling from ear to ear.