Wave 'Em Like You Don't CareGiant squids probably love hip-hop concerts. Why? Well, just about every single one we've ever been to, one of the MCs always tells the crowd to put their hands up in the air... and in some instances, like you just don't care. This is an occasion that a giant squid is well prepared for. They have eight, count 'em, EIGHT tentacles, which are basically just hands that work better underwater. It's too bad they don't hold any hip-hop concerts 20,000 leagues under the sea...Well, maybe we can't bring a concert to the giant squids out there, but perhaps you can bring the squid to a concert when you dress up in this Inflatable Giant Squid Costume for adults!Product DetailsThis cephalopod-style costume will have you feeling like a critter from the depths of the ocean with a ton of arms! This costume comes with a windbreaker-style bodysuit. The zipper is conveniently located on the inside of the costume, making it easy for the wearer to open and close it themselves! Elastic in the feet, neck, and upper arms all help keep an airtight seal. The costume comes with 2 fans built into the costume. With the flip of a switch, the fans will inflate the costume within minutes! The fans keep the suit inflated while you party it up as one suave squid. The fans use AA batteries to operate, but can also be powered by a USB power source (not included). The costume also comes with a set of cords that let you control all of the tentacles and you can wave them around like you just don't care!Ocean ArmsWhether you want to terrorized submarines in the ocean... or you just want to be the squid with the most arms at the next concert, this costume is the best way to do it!
Sometimes life gives you lemons. And some people seem to think that happiness is a big old pile of money, so they’ll tell you that times like these are perfect for opening a chain of lemonade stands. But at your age, it can be really tough to get a corporate empire off the ground—let alone file the appropriate paperwork. Don’t worry, though: you could always turn the tables just by dressing in a terrifying Child’s Sinister Jester Costume like this!You hear that, everybody? The joke’s on you! Nobody gets to tell us what to do with an unforeseen surplus of citrus! Now you’re going to have to put up with our corniest, most groan-inducing jokes until we’re sure you've had your daily dose of Vitamin C. And in case it’s been a while since you reviewed the latest dietary guidelines, you need a lot of it! So we could be here a while. Especially since knock-knock jokes aren’t exactly packed with nutrition! Mua-ha-ha!Wow, maybe we should look into a couple of these costumes for ourselves. Who knew that wearing a black-and-red jester suit with a nefarious skull mask could be so cathartic? And who knew that we had all that rage underneath our characteristic playfulness and optimism? Not us! But we’ll sort that out later: right now, we’ve got to make sure you get one of these awesome outfits. They look great, and they’ll really put you in touch with your inner chaotic prankster!
Punch Line Why do jokers carry staffs? Most of them do it to look more impressive, and to use them as props in goofy pratfalls. The more evil kind of joker uses them to trip up their victims who are trying to escape. You can usually tell what kind of joker you're dealing with based on how creepy their staff head is. Product DetailsAmaze and terrify your audience with this Joker Staff Accessory! The prop is made of plastic piping that has been covered in red molded latex to give it a twisted appearance. Its plastic topper is shaped and decorated to look ike a maniacally grinning jester wearing a six-pointed hat and a ruffled collar. It comes in two pieces and can be easily assembled. Here to Entertain Are you more likely to earn applause or screams of horror? Whichever kind of act you choose, you can be sure of looking properly impressive thanks to your cool accessory.
The Real MVPWho's the most important player in the game of football? Is it the quarterback, with his keen eye and incredible throwing arm? Is it the defensive lineman, with his ability to stop the offense in its tracks? Maybe the wide receiver who makes unbelievable touchdown catches or even the kicker who wins the game with a three-point field goal? Actually, no. It's the ball, because without a football, the other players would just be a bunch of guys standing around in tight, shiny pants. Product DetailsIf you've been waitin' all day for Sunday night, you're going to love wearing your exclusive Inflatable American Football Costume for Adults! The unisex bodysuit zips up the back and features elastic inside its arm and leg openings. Its brown windbreaker fabric is printed with a horizontal white stripe at the top and bottom, as well as printed white "lacing" details up the front. A small, battery-operated fan is installed at the back right side. When fully inflated, the suit is shaped like a giant football. Run the Ball Few things in life bring people together quite like a good game of football. Not because we're all rooting for the same players, of course. But doing some friendly trash-talking of the other team while cheering on your own side is pretty uniting all the same. It may even inspire you and your friends to go outside for a quick game of flag football. You may have to coach from the sidelines, however. You're too big to throw (thank goodness).
Staple Shortage There’s a saying that goes “You never know what you have until it’s gone.” Think about all the things you use on a daily basis that make our lives livable but that you usually don’t take notice of. For example, forks and spoons, so we don’t have to eat with our fingers. You don’t really consider how useful they are until you pour yourself a bowl of cereal and then realize none of your spoons are clean. (We don’t recommend trying to eat the cereal with a fork. Very inefficient.) One of the greatest underappreciated champions of our households is toilet paper. Of all the things to run out of, it is possibly the worst. What else are we supposed to use to entertain our cats or make an emergency mummy costume? And what is sadder than having to throw a party on short notice when you don’t have any? Where’s the fun in decorating without toilet paper streamers and lovely white paper flowers? Product Details Show your appreciation of our unsung hero with this Toilet Paper Costume! It has a wire rim to keep that nice round shape and a printed flower design to look like the real thing. The tunic goes over any outfit so you can stay comfy in your own clothes while still showing off a unique costume. You could also get a friend to dress up as a toilet (or even the poop that goes in it) and have a fun group theme! A Notable Necessity Although it’s technically not a superhero, we think toilet paper is pretty great. It certainly saves people from a lot of different poopy situations! If you’re also a fan, then this Toilet Paper Costume is for you. Bring some laughter to any party all while reminding people what types of things really save the world every day!
Rollin' in ItYou know what they say about karma - no, not the cussing part. The part about how the energy you put out into the world comes back to you. Act unkind, and you'll see more unkindness than goodness in the people around you. On the other hand, if you strive to be generous, other people will be likely to treat you with the same consideration. Why not extend that idea to your piggybank? So what if you've eaten ramen five meals in a row? First, ramen is delicious. Second, all you need to do is send out some rich vibes and maybe you'll be swapping ramen for ratatouille! Or, you know. Whatever wealthyish food sounds good to you. Product DetailsPop tags and make it rain with this exclusive Gold Dollar Sign Costume Purse! The gold handbag is perfect for stuffing with $100 dollar bills - or your ID and some extra lipstick. A zippered closure on the top keeps your valuables safe. Filthy RichMake everyone think that you have more bling than you know what to do with! Go out on the town this Halloween in style, and then invite your friends over for ramen afterward.
The Greatest Show You've Ever Seen Step right up, ladies and gents, to get a glimpse of something so spectacular, you'll never forget it for the rest of your life! Yes, we're talking about the Strong Woman, a lady who mixes incredible strength with great looks. She can bend an iron bar in half like a bobby pin, dead lift a barbell that three men couldn't even pick up between them. AND she can do it while looking as fabulous as if she was going to a party Want to know her secret? Raw power (and sometimes coffee). Product DetailsYou'll look so great in this exclusive Vintage Strong Woman Costume for Women that you might be tempted to sell tickets! The outfit includes a sheer shirt and leggings, both printed with classic tattoo graphics such as skulls, roses, stars, ships and more. The bodysuit is printed with red and white stripes and has a drapey red bandeau across the bust. A headband of the same fabric holds your hair back and a black belt cinches at the middle. That's Show BusinessHave you ever thought about running away to join the circus? Now you can! Any circus worth its elephants would be happy to take you on board, since it's clear you know how to draw a crowd. You've also got plenty of flair, which is exactly what you need to put on a great show. No one will be able to take their eyes off of you!
Crude ComedyFarts are funny. We know, we know. As an adult, you're supposed to be above fart comedy... but there's just something about farts that are universally funny. Just think about it for a second. Farts make that muffled noise that sounds kind of like a really bad trumpet player. They come out of your bottom, which is probably the funniest place it could possibly come from. Finally, they smell funny. Now, can you honestly tell yourself that a fart isn't funny?That's what's great about kids. Kids don't have any pressure on them to be mature, so they can laugh at a fart for what it is! It's also why this Fart Cloud Costume for kids is pure, comedic gold. When your child wears it to the next costume party, they'll be getting ALL of the laughs!Product DetailsIt might be simple, but this Fart Cloud Costume is highly effective! The costume comes with a top that's made out of various tulle fabric. Shades of brown and green give the top a look that's reminiscent of cartoon depictions of farts. Your child can slip this on over their normal clothes, making it an easy outfit for your child to change into. Of course, one of the funniest parts about a fart is the sound... and this costume delivers that as well! This costume comes with a small speaker that makes fart noises with the press of a button. The speaker has a small battery pack attached to it (batteries sold separately).Toot! Toot!It's okay. You can admit that this Fart Costume for kids is hilarious. It might be sort of childish, but then again, kids have the purest sense when it comes to comedy and we think it's about time that all of us adults started embracing a little bit of childish humor!
Truly Iconic Who decided that clowns should wear crazy hair colors in the shape of their honkable noses? The originater of that idea probably had no clue that they were creating a classic look. Nowadays, the sight of a curly, colorful wig makes your brain immediately think, "Clown!" The fun and funky hairdo helps you spot a clown in a crowd, which is great whether you're looking for a laugh or running from a scary carnival creep. Product DetailsTop off your clown costume with an exclusive Red Round Clown Wig! The comfy mesh wig cap has an elastic edge to keep it snugly in place. It's completely concealed by kinky, medium-length synthetic hair in a bright, cherry-red shade and will stand out around your head in a spherical shape. Clowning Around Get up to any funny business you like, because you can always blame it on your outfit! Your Halloween, carnival, theater performance, or other special event will be even more fun thanks to your classic wig.
An Impressive DisguiseBearded ladies have been a staple of carnivals since the 1800s, but did you know that sometimes, they were actually men in disguise? That’s right, sometimes those ladies’ beards weren’t quite so impressive when you learned the truth. Back in 1853, Josephine Clofullia, a beaded lady and one of the stars of P.T. Barnum’s circus, was taken to court by someone who was convinced she was actually a man. She wasn’t, but there were definitely some “ladies” who were!With that in mind, we think it totally makes sense that you want to go as a bearded lady for your upcoming circus-themed costume party. Some people will scoff, but you can scoff at them for not knowing their circus history. Plus, who wants to be some tired old clown or the sixth ringleader of the night? Don’t you want to stand out from the crowd?Product DetailsWe have just the costume to bring your vision to life: this Men’s Plus Size Bearded Woman Costume. This exclusive costume is the perfect fit for any circus party. The dark red dress is 100 perfect polyester and blended to look like shiny satin and taffeta. The dress has a back zipper for easy wear. It also features satin insets and ruffles to really go along with the circus theme. There’s also a hair clip with a fabric flower made of the same fabric as the dress, attached to a metal alligator clip. (The wig and beard are sold separately, but we bet you were planning on growing your own glorious beard anyway!)It’s Showtime!When the lights come up in the big top, you’ll be ready to star in the center of the circus with this costume. Whether you’re running away with the circus or just attending a costume party, you’ll definitely be the star of the show!
We Go TogetherSalt and pepper: The dynamic duo! They're always together and they complement each other so well. They're just like the little twins or the mini best buds you know. Where one goes, the other is sure to follow, and if you see one without the other, it just looks weird. Sure, they're great on their own, but they're having the most fun when they're seasoning each other's lives with their joint mischief. Product DetailsShake up the costume game with this pair of Infant Salt & Pepper Shaker Sweeties Costumes! The set includes one black tunic with long sleeves and silver trim along the collar, shoulders, and down the sides to mimic the shape of a diner-style shaker. The hemline is also trimmed with silver fabric and conceals elastic edging. The front is printed with a white oval that features an oversized capital "P" in its center. The white tunic has matching silver edging and hem as well as a silver-outlined oval on the center chest that features an oversized capital "S." Each tunic comes with a puffy hat shaped like the top of a seasoning shaker and made out of shiny silver material. Both can be worn over leggings or pants for an outfit that's as comfortable as it is adorable. The Two You Really Need If you don't have a certain spice for a recipe, you can usually substitute for another - unless it's salt or pepper! Those are absolutely necessary. We're guessing you might start feeling that this costume is absolutely necessary for your little cuties, too!
Chicken ChaosIt started out as a normal night. There you were, waddling down the street on your way to a Halloween party, pecking a little at the sidewalk when you thought you saw a gummy worm (it turned out to be a regular worm - no thanks.) It wasn't long before you realized that you were being followed. You turned around fast, flapping your wings and squawking a challenge. Out of a nearby car jumped a familiar figure - the KFC mascot! "That's some finger-lickin' chicken!" the Colonel yelled, charging your way. "You'll make enough delicious entrees to last the rest of the year!" Product DetailsIt's no wonder the Colonel mistook you for the real deal - this Adult Chicken Inflatable Costume is a clucking great disguise! The bodysuit has adorable fowl details, from the yellow feet and beak to the red comb and tailfeathers. An attached fan keeps your costume inflated even while doing the Funky Chicken on the dance floor. A viewing port in the neck is lined with clear material so that you can see where you're going. Narrow EscapeAs you ducked into a nearby alley to escape the KFC madness, you realized that your escape route is blocked by another figure in white. A fellow chicken? No! It was someone wearing the Chick-Fil-A uniform! "Eat Mor Chikin!" she yelled, running at you while brandishing dipping sauce. You turned around, but the Colonel has blocked the way back. As you watch, they charge at each other, hollering that the big chicken is theirs to claim. While they fought it out, barbecue and gravy flying, you sneaked out as quietly as you can. This chicken has lived to cluck another day!
Clownin' AroundThe Toddler Carnival Clown Costume is an adorable and playful outfit that will make any child look like the life of the party! This costume is made from 100% polyester jersey knit and satin fabrics, which are durable and easy to care for.The jumpsuit is designed with a hook and loop fastener at the center back for easy dressing, and elastic at the ankles and wrists to ensure a snug and comfortable fit. The body of the jumpsuit is made from a soft and stretchy jersey knit fabric, while the sleeves are crafted from shimmering satin and feature colorful, appliqued patches.The finishing touch of this costume is the ruffled satin collar, which has a hook and loop fastener at the back to keep it securely in place. This adds a pop of color and fun to the overall look of the costume, making it stand out in a crowd. The bucket-style hat is the perfect finishing touch, as it adds an extra touch of whimsy to the costume and helps to complete the clown look.This Toddler Carnival Clown Costume is perfect for Halloween, costume parties, or any other occasion where children can dress up and have fun. Whether your child is performing silly antics or just playing with friends, this costume is sure to bring a smile to everyone's face. The bright and cheerful colors, along with the playful design, make this costume perfect for little ones who love to have fun and bring joy to those around them.So why wait? Grab this Toddler Carnival Clown Costume today and watch your child light up the room with their smile and laughter!
Pump it UpIf you really want to flex this coming Halloween then we have the perfect way to do so. Confidently show off your massive muscles with our very own Dark Strongman Costume. You’ll enter the party scene looking like you just got done with your shift at the local circus.There you were lifting unimaginable amounts of weight, and this Halloween you will be lifting the party to the next level with your amazing feats of strength. After all, who doesn’t love a charismatic muscle-bound carnie? You’ll be at center stage with this costume so make sure to bulk up and, we cannot express this enough, be sure to stretch! The last thing you want to do is pull a hammy while showing off to all of your friends.Design & DetailsYou’ll be ready to bust a flex once you toss on the leopard print stretch knit singlet. It will not only help to accentuate your muscular physique but also make it look like you live your life on the edge, and everyone loves a risk-taker. Next, you add the faux leather belt and you’ll look like more than just a Tarzan wanna-be.Then you can complete this robust transformation with the faux leather wrist cuffs. They are not only there to ensure the safety of your wrists during your feats of strength, but also bring this whole costume together. Finally, we suggest you take a look through our accessories and get your hands on some of our inflatable weights.Also, if you don’t exactly have the hair and facial hair of a strongman, don’t fret. We have a Strongman Wig and Mustache set available as well!Work Hard Play HardLife may seem like a circus from time to time but you don’t clown around. Be the strongest one in town with our exclusive Strongman costume. Your immeasurable strength will steal the show this Halloween!
Garden Party ReadyWhen you were invited to your friend's garden party, you were excited. It's always been an amazing event! Every year, people go above and beyond to take their hats to the next level. Typically, guests will arrive in wide-brimmed straw hats, piled high with flowers, pearls, and feathers. Some dignified ladies wear fascinators if they're planning on lounging in the shade. This year, you want to flaunt your enthusiasm. Pay your tribute to the lovely garden where you're meeting your friends. Top off your outfit with a giant rose this year!Product DetailsTransforming into one of the most beautiful flowers around is easy with this gorgeous headband. The rose has two felt leaves and lovely distinct red petals. Simply slip it on your head and watch as your ensemble blooms!No Thorns Included They say that every rose has its thorn. That's actually not true with this lovely accessory. If you're looking to add a thorny touch to your flowery ensemble, that's up to you! Ready to bloom into action? You can easily find other looks to pair with this one! Check out the rest of our flower costumes. After all, a truly beautiful garden takes all types of blossoms!
Na na na na na na na na na, Lego!Uh oh, the Joker is at it again! He wants to destroy Gotham and take down Batman in one fell swoop. What is Batman going to do? Lego Movie 2 asks that question and answers it as the suspenseful but silly story careens to its conclusion. Spoiler: Batman is victorious because, well, he's Batman. No wonder your kid adores him so much! Don't worry, though, this Lego won't murder your foot if you happen to step on it! The Lego Movie 2 Kids Batman Prestige Costume has all the sweet details of Batman's special look in the film. Product DetailsWhat makes this suit so spectacularly blocky is foam, foam, foam! Foam forms Batman's "pants" in this tunic, and the torso of the tunic is padded as well. Even the hands are foam! Your child may not have thumbs in this costume, but they can still hold their Halloween bucket in these foam claws! (Don't worry, the hands are detachable if your child wants to keep their thumbs.) The cape is detachable, making it easier for the wearer to climb into the suit. The plastic mask has an elastic band to secure it, so your child can scowl at people, Batman style, all evening. Go Save Your City!Quick, Batman—your town needs you! This Halloween, hordes of candies are going to try to take over the neighborhood. If you don't run around to all of the houses and collect some candy, the sweets will multiply and take over, so that we can't eat them anymore! It is your duty to protect your fellow citizens and trick or treat for all of the Snickers, Smarties, and Reese's Pieces your heroic bag can carry. Don't worry, folks! Lego Batman is here to save the day.
If the Clown Shoe FitsDespite its name, Clown College wasn't all fun and games. It was a lot of hard work. Sure, there were the fun courses, like juggling and face painting. But there was also a surprising amount of math and physics applied, like getting 6 full-sized clowns into that tiny car. It's not just luck or practice—there are actual calculations involved! There were more tedious courses, like the History of Clowning, which required diligent note-taking and stressful exams, and the Timing of Clowning taught you the subtle art of humor. After all that exertion and hard work, you deserve to celebrate your graduation!Nothing says "welcome to official clownhood" more than a brand new pair of Red Jumbo Clown Shoes! So treat yourself to this perfect pair and enjoy your new life as a licensed and fully-trained clown. Of course, now that these giant shoes are involved, all your calculations may need to change to fit you into that clown car...these shoes take up a lot of space!Product DetailsWhether you're a real clown or this is your Halloween costume, this pair of shiny, red and yellow shoes is a must! They are lightweight for easy movement, and the laces tie on top for a secure fit. Happy clowning!
Growing Like a Weed?We've always heard that when a tyke shoots up faster than seems humanly possible that they've taken after weeds. Now, we have all seen some dandelions that seem to be a little bit monstrous. Maybe you've ignored the garden or side yard long enough that it has been overtaken by a few sprouts of ragweed. But that's nothing compared to a kiddo who seems to have something to prove to the sky. Maybe you've seen something similar in your own tyke. Perhaps that measurement on the wall where you've been ticking off their annual growth seems to be leaping by extraordinary bounds. A bit of a crazy appetite? Maybe they even want to eat some very strange things. Well, if any of this rings a bell, you might be shocked to learn that your tyke might have something in common with the Dionaea muscipula, better known as the Venus Flytrap! Design & DetailsThe first step in finding out if you've got a carnivorous plant on your hands is by dressing them up in this Hungry Venus Fly Trap costume. This Made by Us design is a green and foam-backed jersey that really comes to life when your tyke wears the velour hood. It has a hook and loop fastener at the back and its design makes your kiddo look like they've got some seriously toothy petals! Toss on the included flower pot with and keep them in place with shoulder straps to really bring your little plantling to life. So long as they don't get a craving for little insects, you'll just have a cute kiddo and can ease your concerns! A Voracious AppetiteUpon further checking, we've discovered that normal Venus Flytraps don't actually grow nearly as tall as a tyke. But, that doesn't mean that your kiddo can't play out their desire for snacks in an adorable fashion with this Hungry Venus Fly Trap costume. (Just make sure you've got those treats on hand!)
Blue Rhapsody Why is "feeling blue" a bad thing? Blue is amazing! It's one of the most commonly claimed favorite colors in the world, and if you are able to look at anything that's flavored with blue raspberry and not be immediately hungry, you are stronger than we are. Product DetailsHave the most sensational hair around when you wear this Crimped 'n Kooky Blue Wig for Adults! A mesh wig cap with a comfortably secure elastic edge is adorned with approximately shoulder-length bright blue synthetic hair. The hair is permanently crimped for lots of body and comes pre-style with a side part. It can be gently styled with non-heated tools. Always Blue-tiful Looking for a showstopping accessory for this year's clown, acrobat, doll, or magical creature outfit? Try this wig on for size! Or, simply pull it out of your closet on a normal day when you feel like turning heads.
What is it with the fact that people with crazy hair end up be just as smart as their hair is ridiculous. Maybe it's the number of volts of electricity that amped their minds up and gave them a permanent case of that static style sitting on their noggin or maybe those insane dos are actually aliens that have taken over their minds and are much smarter than the average human. Of course let's not forget the mustache either. People brave enough to wear this combination of the two out in public better be brave enough to take on the thrones of screaming fans hoping to get a little bit of their wisdom as they pass by. It's totally not because you'll look absolutely silly wearing it at all. We think it's actually starting to catch on it's just that possessing powder white curly hair and an inhumanly thick mustache is a difficult combination of genes to come by. What do you think we are, scientists?
Original JokesterWere you the classic clown in high school? Do your coworkers just not believe you when you tell them that you used to be a notorious jokester in class? Maybe Jim from marketing just can't wrap his head around you being the funniest girl in the class, or Maggie from HR says that you're way too serious to be a clown.Well then, maybe it's time for a bit of a humorous makeover! Yes, nothing says, "clown" more than... well, a clown costume! It's time to rekindle your quirky humor with this Giggles the Clown Costume.Product DetailsThis cute and silly costume is perfect for anyone who wants to indulge in their inner clown! It comes with a yellow, short sleeve dress with plenty of polka dots all over it. We're talking all of the bright colors of the rainbow. Reds, blues, purples, and greens!The dress has red and blue pom-poms attached to the front of the dress and it even comes with a hoop to help give the skirt a rounded shape. The bloomers fit underneath to help bring the look together.Finally, the costume comes with a pair of shoe covers, which fit over more pairs of shoes with elastic bands. Once you have it all on, it'll be easy to convince everyone of your funny sense of humor!
Think Outside the BrickIsn't it strange? Lego has spent the last few decades teaching children how to use their brain just by letting them play. By snapping those magical little bricks together, kids get to bring the pictures in their head to life. They can make abstract art, or they can become avant-garde little architects using them. The unassuming toy effectively shows youngsters how to think outside of the box. What's so strange about that? Well, the strange part about it is that most Legos are shaped like a box, oddly enough.Well, maybe it's time to think outside the box on other things too! You can apply that same line of thinking to costumes this year. Instead of transforming your child into a pirate, or a knight (the two most common Lego mini-figures), you could turn your child into something a little more creative. You can dress your child up as infinite possibilities! That's exactly what this Lego Brick costume for kids is all about.Product DetailsNow your child can become the building block of a fun time. This child Lego costume transforms your child to the iconic Lego brick. It comes with a foam tunic-style top that's shaped like the classic 2 by 4 piece. It has printed studs in the front, along with openings in the top and along the sides for your child's arms. Of course, the best part about this costume is that your child can wear his or her favorite clothes on underneath, so changing in and out of this costume will be a breeze.Not Just for KidsWere you a Lego fan as a kid, too? Well then, you're in luck! You can join your child in one of our adult Lego costumes. Then, you can be the duo that represents thinking outside the box. It might even help "build" a stronger bond with your child by dressing up as your favorite toy together.
Inspiration StrikesOnce upon a time, back in the Stone Age, the early humans were in a pickle. They'd graduated from drawing on the walls of their caves to drawing on pieces of flat wood, and now they wanted to hang those pictures in their homes. Unfortunately, all they had to pound in the nails were rocks, which led to a lot of smashed fingers. "What if we strapped the rock to a long stick?" one genius suggested. And suddenly the hammer was invented! (Although the smashed fingers never really went away.) Product DetailsBe the handiest person at your next costume party when you wear your exclusive Hammer Costume for Adults! The unisex outfit consists of a hood that slips on over your head and has an oval-shaped cutout for your face. The top is shaped like the head of a hammer, complete with a flat end and a clawed end, and is made of foam backed metallic silver fabric. A long "handle" made of the same silver material with a red and blue fabric "grip" hangs down the front and is backed with foam to help it keep its shape. If I Had a Hammer Remember that old saying that goes, "When you have a hammer, everything looks like a nail"? Well, we're not so sure about that. When we tested this costume, we didn't start seeing nails everywhere. On the other hand, we felt an almost overwhelming urge to do home projects, and to stand with our hands on our hips admiring our work when we were finished. Sometimes we even said, "That's not going anywhere!" after nailing something together. It's a very strange phenomenon.
You Guac! Ask a kid to eat a bowl full of squishy, slimy, pale green goop and their most likely response would be "Gross! No!" That's totally fine. You see, as soon as they discover how truly delicious avocadoes are, you're going to have much less guac for yourself. Instead of scooping a chipful out of the bowl whenever you want and enjoying its amazing flavor, you'lll have to start hiding your favorite snack. Hiding it won't work, though. You'll be doomed to share your guac forever! Product DetailsThis funny Inflatable Avocado Kid's Costume will guac your child's world! When fully inflated, the outfit resembles an avocado half with a dark green back and layers of lighter green and yellow on the front side. It features a roomy hole for your child's face as well as comfortable arm and leg openings. Best of all, its large, inflated brown "pit" can be removed from the center and used for (gentle) play! Awesome AvocadoGive your little avocado lover the most hilarious costume her or she has ever seen! The outfit would be equally perfect for a Cinco de Mayo celebration as it is for Halloween, since both occasions are better when an avocado shows up. Actually, almost any situation would be better with an avocado on hand. No matter what, you have a delicious snack to share. You might even be able to barter a Halloween candy trade of a bite of yummy guac. (Real guac. Not this costume. Biting this costume is a bad idea.)
Your friends all think you are the epitome of the strong and silent type--you’re always a great listener, you always demonstrate your emotions through action, and you always--ALWAYS--look great in black and white. What your group doesn’t know, though, is that you are really working hard to hone your skills so you can quit your job and become a full-time mime. Cool!The art of miming actually goes all the way back to ancient Greece, and has quite a distinguished history. But then, you know all of that already, don’t you? We had no idea what a mime enthusiast you were! It seems only fitting then, that we present to you this Plus Size Mime Costume, just perfect for your act’s big debut or a Halloween bash. After all, you are the kind of person who can make silence speak volumes, so your look should do the same for you. And this one says, I’m a serious, studied mime who will now blow your mind with my miming skills!It really is amazing how authentic this costume looks when you pair it with the classic white mime makeup. You’ll look just like a famous silent movie star in the striped shirt and black pants. Or you can perfect your rope-pulling or wall-climbing skills in the skullcap and red accents. However you wear it, wherever you go, they say the first step to living your new life is to dress the part--so this ensemble is a must for you! We bet you’d squeal with joy...if it didn’t mean breaking character.
Always on Duty Whether it's the Steadfast Tin Soldier or the militia pieces left under the tree by Herr Drosselmeyer, toy soldiers are always the good guys. They can withstand a lot and are never afraid to chase after some ridiculously large rats and keep them from ruining Christmas. Don't let their painted exteriors fool you - inside each one is a heart of gold with a good sense of rhythm for either marching in time or dancing at the Sugar Plum Fairy's ball. Product DetailsThis exclusive Plus Size Men's Toy Soldier Costume is the perfect outfit for Christmas plays, Halloween fun, and more! The red polyester jacket fastens up the center front and features criss-crossed white sashes, gold-tone buttons and fringed golden epaulets. The gold accents match the black faux leather belt's shiny center buckle. An elastic waistband makes the blue polyester pants extra comfortable to wear. The black faux leather drum hat has a high crown accented by a white plume. The Nutcracker Wants YOUWhat would a recruitment poster look like for the Nutcracker's army? It would probably say something about serving the crown with honor on a battlefield infested with vermin. After the rats are defeated, your leader may even invite you to a Christmas party more epic than any you've ever seen before. Also, in the toy soldier's world, there's no chance of getting injured during a fight. Your biggest danger is being locked in the toy box for too long and not getting to surreptitiously watch TV when no one's looking.
Pocket ChangeAhh, the good ol' days. Remember a time when people used to actually carry around physical money? These days, everyone seems to carry a card, but in the 90s, you could find us hanging out at the arcade with a pocket full of shiny quarters. There's just something satisfying about the feel of a round quarter as you push it into a pinball machine!Well, we wanted to craft a costume that captured the style of a brand new quarter that's ready for an arcade cabinet. Our designers took great care in getting every detail just right and infused it directly into this amazing Quarter Costume for adults!Design & DetailsTransform into the coin that every arcade machine used to feed on! This Adult Quarter Costume is a simple costume that can be worn over any clothing, making it both quick and easy. It comes with a foam-backed tunic in a round shape. It has the shiny, silver image of a quarter on the front and back, completed with the side bust of George Washington and an eagle. The tunic fits with a pair of adjustable shoulder straps, so just toss it on over your head and you'll be ready
marsupial wonderlandAustralia is a wonderland of cool, unique animals. It's really unfair, because it's one island in the middle of the ocean. They got the cool accents, gorgeous beaches, and a giant rock standing in the middle of nowhere that people drive to in hot sun just for fun, and they get the marsupials too! Wait, not all the marsupials, opossums are pretty much everywhere but they're basically rats with pouches -- no fun at all!product detailsSo, there's no way that human belly bags are going to become a thing. If you want to know what it would be like to hop through life with a marsupial pouch -- nay, in a marsupial pouch -- then you'll love dressing up in this Inflatable Kangaroo Carry Me Costume. The inflatable suit blows up in seconds but requires four AA batteries! Snag those and not only will you have extra storage in your abdominal area but you'll have some mighty powerful hips as well.ultimate utility pocketWe think most mammals could have used a marsupial pouch, including us humans. Imagine how handy that would be! Forget trying to stuff everything in your one carry on when you're boarding that plane. Just put your extra layer in your skin pouch. If it could carry a human child, it could definitely carry a long sleeved T-shirt. Never again would you be caught sneaking snacks into the theater. That's right, your Raisinets are tucked away in your belly bag! Sure, there might be some issues, like how could you get easy access to it? One thing is for sure, there would be a lot more zippers on shirts and crop tops would be more useful than ever.
All Kinds of HumorJesters are an interesting character type. They can be all about slapstick and physical humor. Others are more about riddles and even have wise tidbits to share with their audience. But there is also the horror genre jester, whose jokes and maniacal humor are a danger to everyone around them. Take Harley Quinn, for instance, or even her companion The Joker. He might not wear a typical jester outfit, but he's got the same vibes. There's a lot of room for creativity in a jester's costume! You'll have a solid foundation piece in this Court Jester Plush Hat Black & White.Product DetailsThis black and white take on a jester hat is structured in the classic style of a historical "fool's cap." The hat has three offshoots, striped in black and white with some red lining. Each is shaped with foam and tipped with a small bell. Everyone will be able to hear your approach! The hat also features a diamond pattern around the base. On the inside, there is a size adjuster, so you can find the fit that most suits you. Are you going full slapstick? Or will your makeup be gory? It's up to you!
Resting Potato Face We've all been in situations where our inner expression looked a lot different than our outer expression, right? Maybe we were in a solemn situation and felt the urge to giggle, or had to sit with a polite smile while Uncle Bob told us his favorite fishing story for the one hundred and seventy-seventh time. Potato heads are under no such obligation to be polite. They can wear whatever expressions we want them to wear. Lucky spuds! Product DetailsPut your best face forward with this officially licensed Mrs/Mr Potato Head Adult Costume! The outfit includes a sleeveless, foam-backed tunic made of brown polyester interlock-knit fabric. It fastens at the back and is roomy enough to wear over your preferred lightweight outfit. Fabric ears are sewn to each side of the tunic, but the other facial parts can be swapped around on the tunic as desired. The "female" set includes eyes with purple eyelashes, an oval nose, red lips, and a yellow flowered hat, while the "male" set includes round eyes, a red nose, a black mustache, and a toothy smile. DIY Cosmetic Surgery Have you ever gotten the urge to dramatically switch up your look, but didn't want to pay for the procedure? Now you can try swapping out noses, eyes, and even facial hair without having to worry about making a permanent change. Better yet, get a friend to dress up as a second Potato Head and swap accessories with them for even more hilarity! How would a cute floppy hat look with the mustache option? We're about to find out!
One Ring to Rule Them AllNot many people realize how competitive the circus life is. First, there's the competition that goes on between the folks under the big top. Then there's all the competition that goes on between other circuses. When animal activists protested the last circ, Baroness Rubies' Circus retired their elephants and gave their act an artsy touch with paper mache elephants. Then Professor Hubstars' Traveling Circus show modernized their show with vicious looking mechanical animals. It was creepy with a touch of Steam Punk and proved to be popular. The Baroness wasn't about to be outdone. She came up with the longest chain of trapeze artists the world had ever seen. The act ended with the last trapeze artist walking on their hands on the ground while eating popcorn. That was a hit too. But you might be curious, what does the lion tamer do in these animal cruelty-free circus acts? Well, those mechanical and paper mache animals can get out of control. Not only is this character amazing with a whip trick, she'll have any mechanical animal begging for an oil can in no time!Product DetailsThis stunning black and red ensemble will make you look like you were born to run the circus! The red top has printed gold detailing along the front and sequins along the peplum flair. Lion tamers will love the military-style fringe along the shoulders and the dramatic square neckline. Layer the sleek black stretch leggings under boots and throw on the gorgeous top hat to finish your ensemble. That's the TicketAre you ready to start the show? Finish off this look with a pair of dramatic boots, elbow length gloves, and one of our whip props. This look will be one for the books. Just don't be surprised if opening night sells out!
P. T. Barnum build a legendary circus, but does anyone remember Bailey's name when it comes to Barnum & Bailey? Nope! Why not? James Anthony Bailey (That was his name, by the way. Good ol' J. A. Bailey, although it doesn't have the ring of P. T. Barnum, we admit) was at least half of Barnum & Bailey's Circus. Then you've got the Ringling Brothers, who teamed up with Barnum & Bailey to form the greatest show on earth. But do you know any of their names? Of course not. You're too busy enjoying the incredible circus! You wouldn't even know how many brothers there were (There were seven brothers, although only five of the brothers worked to build the circus together).So what we're saying is, when you decide to become the Ringmaster of the greatest show on earth, you're going to want to make sure you've got a memorable name. How about... P. T. Barnling? Or Ringling Barnbros? Okay those could use some work. But listen, you're the entertainer, not us! You come up with the unforgettable name. In the meantime, you can practice your image and showmanship in this gorgeous Ringmaster costume. You'll also probably need to fend of some lions and command and elephant to stand on two legs. Classic Ringmaster stuff, if you're up for it. Just don't lose your top hat thinking up that name. It'll come to you as naturally as your skills as a Ringmaster. You're a part of the circus now, friend. Give them a show to write home about (or tweet about. Might get more buzz by tweeting).Note: We are not responsible for any elephant, lion, or trapeze attacks while wearing this costume.
Oh, what big teeth you have! is usually not what you expect to hear when someone sees a baby for the first time. That's probably what you would expect to hear when someone first sees a horse, a beaver, or a grizzled champion sweet corn eater, but not an innocent baby human! However, history has proven that not only is anything possible, everything has probably already happened, and many times. But, on the off-chance there actually hasn't been a huge-toothed baby yet, you can get ahead of the curve with this Two Front Teeth Pacifier! Everyone will be doing double-takes as they see this big, cartoonish, buck tooth grin on your baby's little face. It's made of BPA-free plastic, so luckily these chompers don't require any flossing or brushing. Think of all the conversations about infant costumes and baby orthodontia it'll spark too.
You've Gotta Be KiddingThe nursery hasn't seemed the same after you left. Little Tommie doesn't have anyone to toss rings with. Jenny has been bothering everyone to play Ring around the Rosie but no one wants to play without your festive yet sure skip. And when Junior face-timed you last week crying with pudding smudged across his face you knew it was time to escape office life and come back for a day or two. Product DetailsThese light blue socks might look like they're made for babies but they'll fit you just fine. The cotton socks have ribbed cuffs, two ABC blocks printed on the flexible material. Socks like these will be the perfect touch to any infant ensemble, completing your ensemble to every detail.Put Down the Pen and Into the PlaypenIt was a great escape, you tugged off your tie in the car, blasting Raffi all the way. You stop at the gas station to pick up a six pack of lollipops. When you park your car, opening the door you can almost already smell the light baby powder and spit up rags. Be real about how you feel. Being a grown-up is no fun, you've got to kid!
Hungry HippoWhen it comes to picking a costume, you don’t just choose something. You prep and plan and really dive into the character, almost like a method actor. The goal is to win every costume competition you’re ever a part of. Or, at least, convince trick-or-treaters that they’re meeting the actual bogeyman, a deceased US president, or mythical creature.Deciding to be a hippo presented a set of unique challenges. Learning about hippos and picking up a few of their quirks was the easy part—thanks, Internet! But, healthy as you may be, your body shape just isn’t the same as the impressive beasts. Changing your diet could help. But unless you know some morphing magic to alter your skeleton, it wouldn’t be exact. And while you can craft or purchase false teeth, nothing you attempted or found lived up to the fierce chompers inside an actual hippo’s head. But you’re hungry for it. You want this costume to be the best hippo that’s ever walked on two legs. So, you’re here, and we have what you need!Design & DetailsSatisfy that craving to win best in show with this Adult Inflatable Hippo Costume! This exclusive Made By Us inflatable jumpsuit addresses every challenge on your list. Made of woven polyester fabric and featuring printed graphics, you take on the appearance of a hippo in no time. Meanwhile, the attached fan gives you the robust shape of the semi-aquatic mammals. Getting into the immersive costume is made easy with a zipper on the back that stretches from the top of the legs to the neckline—simply step inside, pull it over your head, and zip it up! Elastic wrist and ankle cuffs help keep the air from escaping while the soft-sculpted ears, muzzle, and teeth ensure that you look like a hippo. See how partygoers react to your transformation through the clear plastic window located on the costume’s nose.
Scary SheekCarnivals are fantastic. The delicious fried foods and head-spinning rides are well worth the price of admission. We all remember going to the carnival as kids. It was a blast stuffing your face with funnel cakes until you got queasy, then riding the Gravatron and actually throwing up. After a bit of rest and water, you were back at it again.Oh, and how can we forget the clowns? Half of them were kind of scary, but the non-scary half was pretty cool—especially when they were making elaborate blow-up animals. If you have a young one who is a fan of carnivals and is looking to clown around this year, check out this Carnival Cutie Girl's Costume for their next Halloween costume.Product DetailsThis costume dress has matching accessories and a red and sky blue color scheme. The blue wig looks excellent with the blue accents on the skirt, while the fingerless gloves are a great touch for the kid's costume. Once your kid learns balloon animals, they'll be set. If your child wants to have that perfect cute clown look with a bit of a creepy edge, make sure they check out this Carnival Cutie Girl's Costume.
When Skies Are GreyWe know. It's cheesy to call your child the sunshine of your life... but it's pretty true! Your little one always brightens up your day, and seems to turn any gloomy day into a day packed full of fun. Well, maybe it's time that you shared that light with the rest of the world, and we have just the outfit for that!Our in-house costume designers wanted to craft a costume that's just as lively and bright as your little one. That's why they created this adorable sun costume for toddlers! It's easy-to-wear and it brings a sunny attitude to any event!Fun DetailsThis Toddler Summer Sun Costume literally transforms your child into the sun! It's a simple, Made By Us design that's bright and cheerful to help your child share light with the world. The tunic-style top just slides on over your child's clothes, so it's easy to put on (even if your child is a little bit wiggly). The front of the tunic is shaped into a circle and has a happy face embroidered on it. Your child will be sharing the sunshine in no time!This toddler sun costume makes for a great Halloween costume, but another great use for this adorable outfit is for pre-school plays about the solar system and space-themed group costumes for the whole family!
Pick of the PatchWelcome to the flower garden! As you can see, we have any bloom your heart desires within our well-kept raised beds. Roses nod their blushing heads in the far corner, wafting beautiful scents on the morning breeze. Snapdragons grin smugly from their rich soil, standing stiff and upright away from the cheerfully sprawling petunias. Everything from azaleas to zinnias grows happily, waiting to be picked for a beautiful arrangement - what's that? Oh, that one is a Toddlerius Sunflowerius! Very rare, yes. Besides being super cute, it tends to giggle a lot, chase the butterflies, and resist being watered because it's too much like bathtime. It's definitely our favorite! Product DetailsA rose by any other name would smell as sweet, but any other costume than this exclusive Flower Toddler Costume might be less fitting to your little one's blooming personality! The green jumpsuit is softer than a fresh-mown lawn, and comes with a pair of green mitts and shoe covers. Big fabric leaves ring the collar, and a slip-on hood resembling the petals and center of a sunflower frames your sweetie's adorable face. Flower PowerPlants are amazing! They smell delicious, clean the air, and make us happy. While your little one might not always smell fresh as a daisy, we bet that he or she is fantastic at making everyone laugh and smile. It might be a little late in the year to see the sap-and-chlorophyll version of the plant, but lucky Halloween aficionados will love spotting this fabulous flower around their neighborhoods!
Attending the Royal CourtGetting invited to the royal court is a pretty big deal! It can be a once in a lifetime type of ordeal. You don’t want to show up there wearing a pair of jeans and a hoodie. After all, there’s a certain sense of class that goes into a royal party and you want to uphold the most serious of style when you head there. That means you need to wear a full-length ball gown and a get your hair all done up in really sophisticated and elegant hair-style and maybe even a fancy, expensive tiara...Or, you could be a jester! The humble harlequin can get into the royal court without dressing in all sorts of fancy formal wear. As a jester, you can wear bright and bold colors. You can put your hair in pigtails if you like. Heck, you can do cartwheels across the throne and even the king and queen will applaud your wacky antics.Design & DetailsIt just so happens that this women’s court jester costume lets you assume the role of cute and whimsical harlequin. It’s an exclusive Made by Us design developed by our costume designers, and that means it features quality fabrics and bold styling like it's black and red color scheme and daring white accents. It even comes with petticoat, collar, arm warmers, and hair ornaments. You might even feel like moonlighting as a supervillain after you get done entertaining the royal court in the cute and mischievous costume!Made By UsAnother awesome creation right out of our own costume studios, be sure to shop our entire line of exclusive costumes to get everyone in your costume crew outfitted for Halloween. From costumes fitting the royal court to the superhero scene, we've got styles for everyone!
asdfDino Ride What if you could travel back in time to the days of the dinosaurs? What would you do? Would you watch a T-Rex stomp through the jungle, looking for a tasty dinner? Would you find a flock of pteranodons winging their way overhead? Would you catch a baby raptor and bring it home with you, teach it not to bite and to fetch balls, and go on adventures together? Product Details Ride your loyal steed all over the neighborhood! This Inflatable Riding a Red Raptor Costume for Kids is sure to make everyone do a double take when they watch you pass by. The inflatable costume is made of sturdy material and shaped like a raptor standing on two legs. A large tail juts out the back. Step into the outfit like a pair of pants and secure the drawstring waistband. The attached pair of fake legs makes it look like you're sitting atop a prehistoric dinosaur. Stay on the Safe SideWhile trick or treating this Halloween, why not ask for an extra piece of candy for your ride? He's been pretty well-behaved so far, but look at his open jaws. Clearly, he's getting a little hungry. It's best not to take any risks. It would be bad if, frustrated by the lack of goodies, your raptor decided to see if modern humans taste as good as cavemen. Besides, chocolate is so good that it would make anyone forget to that they usually prefer small animals and meat.
Full Moon in the SkyHave you ever tried grabbing the moon right out of the night's sky? On some nights, it's so bright and seems so close. It almost seems like you could pluck it out of the sky with your hands. But... that'd be silly to try, wouldn't it? Well, our designers wanted to craft a bag for those who've ever been tempted to hold the moon in their hands! They captured the enchanting look of our Earth's satellite when they created this Moon Purse.Design & DetailsThis Made By Us design starts with a faux leather outer shell, which is shaped into a circle. The bag has printed graphics of a full moon on the front, complete with dark shading to recreate the geography of the moon. The zipper on top reveals the main compartment, which has just enough space for your phone and a few necessities. The adjustable shoulder strap helps you get a perfect fit. Whether you want to wear it with your astronaut costume or you're just one of those dreamers who wanted to hold the moon in your hands, this moon-inspired purse is the perfect accessory for you! It's just one of our many amazing cosmic accessories!
We hear your little one is known to disappear for hours at a time. That you often find him standing motionless against a wall, on a reconnaissance mission, or hiding in a corner with a potted plant on his head, hoping to look like your heirloom end table. We feel for you. Which is why we’re suggesting this Child Camo Second Skin for your little Houdini. Now, he can blend in seamlessly with the world around him...and outdoors, to boot! No more tripping over him in the entryway or being scared half to death when he emerges from behind a curtain. And now that he’ll be busy hiding around in the bushes, he can’t just be dressed in a pair of blue jeans and a bright red t-shirt, now can he? Camouflage is the only real option for stealth operations in the woods. If your child wants to blend in (and we know your child does) he'll be able to go completely undetected in this sleek suit. We're just hoping he’s coming back for dinner, because you sure won't be able to find him out there.That’s because this jumpsuit is printed in classic camo, as are the attached gloves, socks, and mask. So go ahead, ask him if he’d like to own the ultimate gear for outdoor covert ops...we’ll wait while you try and find him.
Start the Show!Your kiddo is a born performer. They might enjoy singing their favorite songs for you. Maybe they're always making up their own plays and showcasing them for the family. Or perhaps their style of entertainment is more humorous, with slapstick comedy routines or jokes that sometimes make sense. If your kiddo loves to put on a show, what's a better way to help out their performance than by getting them just the right outfit?We'll admit it, some clown costumes are just downright creepy. But some of the outfits out there are actually cute and would fit very well with your toddler's aptitude for lighthearted entertainment. We think they'd feel right at home in our version of a pastel clown dress!Design & DetailsYour kiddo will be ready to perform when they put on this Toddler Pinafore Clown Costume! Our designers created this cute clown costume so your kiddo can be the star of the show! This three-piece set starts with a jersey knit long-sleeved shirt, which is printed with a cheerful white and pink checkered pattern. Multicolored polka-dotted tights ensure your kiddo will look jolly from head to toe.The last piece is a playful pinafore dress that buttons at the shoulders and is decorated with large yellow flowers on the front. The design includes checked, striped, and polka-dotted fabric sections for a whimsical feel. Your kiddo will be ready for lots of clowning around once they put on this sweet costume!
We don’t want to advocate any one kind of “relaxing” activity over another. In fact, we think the best kinds of activities are the legal ones, as determined by your local, state, or federal government. But, if you are a fan of one specific form of relaxation over another, and you love a certain set of movies that originated from the comedy classic Up In Smoke, then we may just have the costume for you.That’s right, it’s Cheech Marin! Exactly one half of the great comedy duo, Cheech and Chong. In this Cheech Costume, you’ll be perfectly (and legally) mellowed out, ready to take on a sometimes difficult world with the cool grooviness of a laid back dude. You may even want to grab your best friend, slap a Chong outfit on him, and hit the road -- soberly, of course -- bringing laughter and positive vibes to every place you go. Either way, you shouldn’t have a hard time chilling in this loose fit yellow half-tank, red cap, and included suspenders. The two piece mustache and wig really completes the look, as no respectable person could claim to resemble Cheech without the facial hair.Regardless of how you like to pass the time with your best friend, we think this costume is the a mellow way to reflect your chill vibes, man. Just don’t forget to make everyone laugh. Laughter is legal everywhere.
A Lot of Clown-t at CourtOddly enough, one of the most important people in the Middle Ages was the court jester. This person was not only genuinely hilarious, but they also had the opportunity to regularly speak to the king, which most other courtiers could only dream of. That is the kind of power that a jester could get used to and use to gain wealth for themselves, or, if they were the scary kind of jester, to cause spooky mischief.That is what makes style choices so important for anyone who wants to pursue that kind of career at court. If you dress in a neutral way, no one will ever know where you stand and you won’t be as successful. So, it is important for every court jester to display their ethos and personality on their sleeve, whether they want to be good or bad.Merry and ScaryThat is where this Girl’s Clever Clown Child Costume excels! It has all the hallmarks of a smart and slightly wicked jester, while still being stylish and chic. The overall style dress and poofy-cuffed shirt place it well into the quirky jester category, while the dark colors declare it to be quite spooky. The matching hat and frilly neck add that extra little bit of comically scary feeling that will set you apart from the other wannabe clowns!Dressed for JestIf you are looking for that perfect clown costume that will make people think that you are very frightening indeed, then this is the costume for you! Your jokes will all land, since everyone will be laughing in nervous fear around you anyway!
We all love socks. That warm, fuzzy knit material is always there to keep our feet cozy and protected. They're even super good for dusting our floors with if we slide around the room enough. If only we could just wear one big sock for our whole body. You know what else is really fun and cuddly? Monkeys. Those little guys are always just swinging around with their goofy arms and long tail being completely adorable. All they ask for in return is a few bananas to munch on here and there. Most of them seem like they'd be absolutely fantastic cuddlers. When they're not running around like maniacs, they're usually fast asleep all snuggled up with the rest of their family. It seemed only natural that the comfort of socks joined forces with the cuddly and cut nature of those fruit-loving fuzzy primates. Thus the most cozy invention since the heated steering wheels was born! The sock monkey has graced the homes of most every household, whether it was handmade or store bought since 1870, and have never gone out of style! In fact, we're putting them even more into style! Just check out this super comfy looking Sock Monkey Infant Costume. It's made of knit flannel fabric so it's soft and warm for your own little bundle of joy during those chilly fall months when costume parties are all over the place! Just be sure to pack your bag with a few bananas, because this growing guy is always hungry for more!
Follow the FootprintsDid you hear the news? It's almost too incredible to believe, but apparently scientists have uncovered fresh tracks that appear to indicate that a modern-day cavewoman is in the area! Either that, or it may be a clown or an ogre, or some unknown creature. The scientists are still arguing. Regardless of which it is, everyone is dying to get a look! Product DetailsHide your tracks with this set of exclusive Funny Feet Costume Shoes for Women! Quirky and fun, the slide slippers are made of molded vinyl and resemble a pair of extra-large feet with bright red toenails. The outer soles feature a textured, anti-slip surface. Toe the Line No matter what costume you choose, these feet would be a hilarious addition to your ensemble! Best of all, you don't even need to worry about refreshing your pedicure, because these accessories have you (literally) covered. You can focus on other important matters, like discovering fire and inventing the wheel.
Your little...ahem...darling has a wicked sense of humor, always ready with smart, pointed joke or a well-placed prank. Things can get a little dark, but that’s why you love ‘em. Sounds like he or she would enjoy, then, a dark take on a perennial classic. Your kiddo’s no fool; a classic jester costume has been done over and over again. The Kid’s Dark Jester Costume, then, offers all the iconic aspects of a Renaissance entertainer...with a serious edge. Let’s not beat around the bush, here; this costume is, well, creepy. But your little laugh-maker has a fine flair for the dramatic. And everyone loves a scare on Halloween, right? Of course, as soon as he or she puts on this black-and-white pants and shirt combo, you’ll want to set a few ground rules. Trust us, you’ll thank us for the suggestions. 1) No telling his or her little sister she’s gone color blind, since obviously the outfit is red and blue (that’s just mean). 2) No putting on the molded mask and hood and popping up in bathroom mirrors behind you while brushing your teeth. 3) Actually, come to think of it, no putting on the molded mask and hood inside the house, period (shudder). While it would certainly be scary to pull down the covers and find this dark jester resting where your little one does, this costume is bound to be a trick-or-treating hit. Just add black gloves and a jester cane for a completely evil look, and have ‘em practice that evil laugh.