Men's Vintage Pierrot Clown Costume

Men's Vintage Pierrot Clown Costume

1265316897

$54.99

We all know the trope of the sad clown. The question is, where did that idea come from? After they realized kids were simply scared of them, did they all just get depressed? Did they become car sick after riding in those tiny cars with their coworkers? Turns out, we can blame their disposition on the grandfather of the modern clown, Pierrot. A character pantomimed by many popular actors at the time, his character often started out happy and hopeful, he often ended up so helplessly defeated that people couldn't help but laugh at the tragedy.Making his first appearance in the 1600s Pierrot could possibly be the most popular clown of all time, even Krusty the clown would have a hard time competing with his career. Pierrot has been a character in operas, plays, and books. His black and white ensemble is instantly recognizable in well-known paintings and film. The baggy outfits of clowns today come from Pierrot's often disheveled appearance, though our Pierrot seems to be more put together than usual. The ensemble has a lightly layered ruff at the neck as well as gathered ruffle detail at the wrists and ankles. The knit hood gives you a streamlined look, ready for the time-honored painted white face of the character.Wearing this costume you could clown around through the ages and never look out of place. Whether you're looking for a fun yet sophisticated Halloween costume or you've scored one of the great Pierrot roles out there, you'll be in the company of great actors of history. You might be a sad clown, but hey, at least you aren't a mime!


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Old Man Deluxe Mask

Old Man Deluxe Mask

1289660784

$29.99

They say that with age comes wisdom. But we say, why not speed that process up a bit?If you want to add to your aging appearance and step into your sage and golden years, this Old Man Deluxe Mask will add wrinkles to your face without adding years to your life. Finally, you can get the respect you deserve! Everyone will be falling over themselves to offer to help you out and will be asking you about how it was back in the day when things were so much better. You can add it to a Halloween costume that asks for a more “weathered” appearance, or you may even choose to wear this mask without your costume this year; wisdom beyond your years, after all, is worth its weight in gold.


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Flower Costume for Toddlers

Flower Costume for Toddlers

1228413993

$29.99

Pick of the PatchWelcome to the flower garden! As you can see, we have any bloom your heart desires within our well-kept raised beds. Roses nod their blushing heads in the far corner, wafting beautiful scents on the morning breeze. Snapdragons grin smugly from their rich soil, standing stiff and upright away from the cheerfully sprawling petunias. Everything from azaleas to zinnias grows happily, waiting to be picked for a beautiful arrangement - what's that? Oh, that one is a Toddlerius Sunflowerius! Very rare, yes. Besides being super cute, it tends to giggle a lot, chase the butterflies, and resist being watered because it's too much like bathtime. It's definitely our favorite! Product DetailsA rose by any other name would smell as sweet, but any other costume than this exclusive Flower Toddler Costume might be less fitting to your little one's blooming personality! The green jumpsuit is softer than a fresh-mown lawn, and comes with a pair of green mitts and shoe covers. Big fabric leaves ring the collar, and a slip-on hood resembling the petals and center of a sunflower frames your sweetie's adorable face. Flower PowerPlants are amazing! They smell delicious, clean the air, and make us happy. While your little one might not always smell fresh as a daisy, we bet that he or she is fantastic at making everyone laugh and smile. It might be a little late in the year to see the sap-and-chlorophyll version of the plant, but lucky Halloween aficionados will love spotting this fabulous flower around their neighborhoods! 


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LEGO Ninjago Lloyd Legacy Prestige Boy's Costume

LEGO Ninjago Lloyd Legacy Prestige Boy's Costume

1293099028

$69.99

The Ninja of ProphecyHave you ever wondered? You know, that maybe... just maybe... your child might be a legendary ninja, just waiting to be discovered? Hey, it happens all the time in cartoons and video games, so who's to say it couldn't happen in real life?If you have been wondering, then maybe it's time to let your give this officially licensed Ninjago Lloyd Costume a spin! They'll get to look just like their favorite character from the series, and you might just find out that they're the ninja of prophecy in real life!Product DetailsInspired by the chosen one, himself, this costume has everything you need to turn your child into a skilled ninja! The LEGO Lloyd Legacy Prestige Ninjao Costume comes officially licensed from the cartoon series and it packed full of great details. It'll have any little fan ready to battle it out with the bad guys!The costume starts with a tunic-style top that has foam backing to help it keep that iconic LEGO shape. Both the front and the back have printed graphics to recreate Lloyd's signature ninja suit. It even has a printed gold dragon right on the chest. The matching green pants fit with an elastic band around the waist, providing a snug, yet comfortable, fit. The pants also feature printed graphics to help complete the ninja transformation!The Ninjago costume also comes with various accessories to help your child complete their look. The foam-backed mitts are black and designed to look like LEGO hands. Of course, the most important part about this costume is the mask! Every great ninja needs a mask! The mask is made out of molded plastic and has mesh in the eyes for vision. It fits with an elastic band, so it's easy for your child to put it on and take it off!


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Cactus Cutie Infant Costume

Cactus Cutie Infant Costume

1267446180

$34.99

Cute and QuilledWe have to admit it. Cacti are the cutest plant. It's just a fact. What other vegetation out there knows how to pose for any picture? You're out wandering in the desert, struggling against the sunlight, and there is a field of these adorable guys, holding their arms up in the air and waving an excited hello your way. It's enough to bring a grin to your face!The only problem is that they are known for their prickly personalities. What's the deal, Cactus!? If only we could take the smile-inspiring adorability of the desert flora and make it a bit more cuddly, too. Well, of course, we wouldn't bring up a problem without a solid solution, so let's introduce you to this exclusive Cactus Cutie costume!Design & DetailsTransform your picture-perfect infant into a plushy plant with this Made By Us costume! The corduroy jumpsuit zips up the front and features a textured style that replicates the look of a standing cactus. Snaps at the inseam allow for easy diaper access, too, so there's no need for any awkward removal. The attached hood features an inner lining for comfort and the mitts can fold back when needed. Tufts of yarn throughout replicate the look of quills but stay just as soft as your little one.


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Venus Flytrap Costume

Venus Flytrap Costume

1289660737

$69.99

The venus flytrap is one of those great examples of nature’s deep-down weirdness, a plant that can eat animals. Imagine what a shock that must have been to the first people who saw one of these jagged-jawed plants snap shut on an unsuspecting fly. They were used to a landscape of dangerous animals who wouldn’t think twice about eating them, but up until that moment, they had probably assumed those green leafy things were no threat. That’s the kind of discovery that can keep a primitive human up at night.Of course, in real life carnivorous plants are no danger to humans - most can’t process anything larger than an insect - but that hasn’t kept them out of our horror movie fantasies. Man-eating plants have been a staple of cheap monster movies for ages, and even the occasional big-budget musical. There’s something so wrong yet right about a plant that can turn the tables on the food chain, it’s no surprise that they’ve captured our imagination.Join the vegetable revolution with this impressive venus flytrap costume, featuring a shaped headpiece with a mesh hood for easy vision, a leafy green mantle over the chest, and a long yellow tongue. Brown elastic-waist pants form a flower pot that allows a full range of motion for a plant on the go. All of the insects at your next costume party had better watch their backs - and maybe a few of the humans too!


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Jumbo Pink Baby Bottle

Jumbo Pink Baby Bottle

1324632608

$4.99

Babies get to have all the fun. They eat and sleep while being held and adored by everyone around them. If they need something, all they have to do is cry until they get what they want and every second of the day they are being waited on hand and foot. If we cried that much we would never be allowed anywhere! Those guys have it so easy and they don't even have the cognitive development to understand that yet! Just for one day, don't you wish you could be like them? Well this Jumbo Pink Baby Bottle might not change the rules of society entirely to allow that but it's a start! Just put this around your neck and grab one of our goofy, giant baby costumes and you'll be ready for the life of being pampered just like back before you even knew how to walk.


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Plus Size Mr. / Mrs. Potato Head Costume

Plus Size Mr. / Mrs. Potato Head Costume

1275786265

$54.99

The fun thing about a Potato Head toy was that you could make it be anything you wanted. You had a choice of different eyes, noses, mouths, and ears. You could give it a hat, or not. Ditto for facial hair. Or any other kind of hair. Want to wear a different pair of shoes? You can swap those out in a jiff! It was the best kind of toy – totally ridiculous, yet creative and fun at the same time.Potato Heads aren’t just fun for kids – even as an adult I’ve found that switching around the various parts for a few minutes helps me relax and feel playful again. This costume can help bring that feeling full circle this Halloween!Of course, after a while the various pieces started getting lost when you were a kid and then you didn't have as many options. Maybe you ended up with an extra hat as your new pair of shoes or an extra mouth where the eyes should be, but no matter - you can have all of those options again with this Mr / Mrs Potato Head Plus Size Costume! The costume base is a sleeveless, foam-backed tunic that fasts at the back with a Hook and Loop fastener closure. The ears are sewn on (sorry if you wanted to swap the ears out for an extra set of arms!), but the other parts of the costume and face are interchangeable. The face pieces come for both male and female potato heads and they attach to the tunic with Hook and Loop fastener. Grab a pair of these costumes for a fun couples costume this Halloween!


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Women's Vintage Strong Woman Costume

Women's Vintage Strong Woman Costume

1265316768

$59.99

The Greatest Show You've Ever Seen Step right up, ladies and gents, to get a glimpse of something so spectacular, you'll never forget it for the rest of your life! Yes, we're talking about the Strong Woman, a lady who mixes incredible strength with great looks. She can bend an iron bar in half like a bobby pin, dead lift a barbell that three men couldn't even pick up between them. AND she can do it while looking as fabulous as if she was going to a party Want to know her secret? Raw power (and sometimes coffee). Product DetailsYou'll look so great in this exclusive Vintage Strong Woman Costume for Women that you might be tempted to sell tickets! The outfit includes a sheer shirt and leggings, both printed with classic tattoo graphics such as skulls, roses, stars, ships and more. The bodysuit is printed with red and white stripes and has a drapey red bandeau across the bust. A headband of the same fabric holds your hair back and a black belt cinches at the middle. That's Show BusinessHave you ever thought about running away to join the circus? Now you can! Any circus worth its elephants would be happy to take you on board, since it's clear you know how to draw a crowd. You've also got plenty of flair, which is exactly what you need to put on a great show. No one will be able to take their eyes off of you! 


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Fart Cloud with Sound Machine Costume for Kids

Fart Cloud with Sound Machine Costume for Kids

1213234773

$39.99

Crude ComedyFarts are funny. We know, we know. As an adult, you're supposed to be above fart comedy... but there's just something about farts that are universally funny. Just think about it for a second. Farts make that muffled noise that sounds kind of like a really bad trumpet player. They come out of your bottom, which is probably the funniest place it could possibly come from. Finally, they smell funny. Now, can you honestly tell yourself that a fart isn't funny?That's what's great about kids. Kids don't have any pressure on them to be mature, so they can laugh at a fart for what it is! It's also why this Fart Cloud Costume for kids is pure, comedic gold. When your child wears it to the next costume party, they'll be getting ALL of the laughs!Product DetailsIt might be simple, but this Fart Cloud Costume is highly effective! The costume comes with a top that's made out of various tulle fabric. Shades of brown and green give the top a look that's reminiscent of cartoon depictions of farts. Your child can slip this on over their normal clothes, making it an easy outfit for your child to change into. Of course, one of the funniest parts about a fart is the sound... and this costume delivers that as well! This costume comes with a small speaker that makes fart noises with the press of a button. The speaker has a small battery pack attached to it (batteries sold separately).Toot! Toot!It's okay. You can admit that this Fart Costume for kids is hilarious. It might be sort of childish, but then again, kids have the purest sense when it comes to comedy and we think it's about time that all of us adults started embracing a little bit of childish humor!


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Solar System Headband

Solar System Headband

1272960605

$14.99

Basic Astronomy The universe is an amazing place! It has our solar system with all of the incredible planets, and they revolve around a big, glowing ball of gas that warms our world. And what does the solar system orbit? You, of course. You're the center of the universe. Product DetailsLook like the cutest walking science project ever when you wear your exclusive Solar System Costume Headband Accessory! The plastic headband is covered in sparkly black polyester and is decorated with a molded felt sun as well as the eight planets. When the hidden battery pack is activated, the sun lights up! Pop Quiz Time! Do you have trouble remembering the order of our solar system's planets? Check out your headband! It's better than trying to recite My Very Excellent Mom Just Served Us Nine Pizzas, especially since we don't talk about Pluto anymore. 


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Adult Stop Sign Costume

Adult Stop Sign Costume

1278000576

$39.99

Don't Stop You NowWe wonder how stop signs became so recognizable. There is an apparent reason—we use them all of the time. But back in 1915, there were all sorts of versions of stop signs depending on what part of the country you lived in. Can you imagine trying to break at a yellow warning or yielding at an orange and black one? It must have been a nightmare. Luckily, in 1922, the American Association of Highway Officials, or AASHO, standardized the stop sign we know for the whole country.Okay, enough for the history lesson. You are here for a funny costume. Better yet, you're here for a sign costume. All signs are essential, but the stop sign easily has the most swag out of the bunch. If you want an exclusive adult costume that will give you some authority at the next car costume convention, check out this Stop Sign Costume for Adults, exclusively made by us.


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Men's Boner the Caveman Costume

Men's Boner the Caveman Costume

1329582703

$54.99

Everything Was BiggerOh yes, it's true. Everything was much bigger during the prehistoric days. It had to be! From dinosaurs to woolly mammoths, all animal life had some truly epic proportions. When you're competing with those giant creatures, you have to be big to survive. Heck, even early cavemen were packing some pretty epic... uh, shall we call them "surprises" that were hiding under their rudimentary garments. People have forgotten just how big things used to be back then! Maybe it's about time that you reminded everyone just how huge things were!Product DetailsThis Men's Boner the Caveman Costume comes with everything you need to show the world the epic size of prehistory! The men's costume comes with a simple caveman outfit, which includes the faux fur tunic top and the tiger print shorts. The really gargantuan portion of this costume comes in the form of a giant-sized, prosthetic... manhood. It's stuffed and features a light flesh tone color and attaches near your waist. It has the "whole business" down there, if you catch our drift. If you don't catch our drift... we mean that it comes with faux testicles. There. We said it. it comes with giant, fake testicles to go along with the manhood. Pair it up with some disheveled hair and few of our caveman bone accessories and you can fully transform into "Boner the Caveman!"Not a Costume for GrandmaListen, we'll be extremely frank with you on this one. Grandma's not gonna like this costume. It's probably a bad idea to show up to the family costume party wearing this if she's planning on coming. We recommend wearing this sort of outfit when you're going to be around like-minded adults... who also happen to be interested in learning about the extra-large sizing of things during the prehistoric times.


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Robot Rascal Costume For Toddlers

Robot Rascal Costume For Toddlers

1322487758

$39.99

Daddy meet DataThere have been signs for years now. Our phones have been getting smaller. Kids have been learning to code their own toys. And what's with that ice cream that comes in the form of tiny balls? Yep, the future is now and if we had been paying attention we would have already known. If you had been warned, you wouldn't have been surprised when your toddlers started talking in beeps and boops. One morning you served them yogurt and berries like usual and they simply refused to eat, asking for motor oil instead. You thought it must have been a fluke. Then you noticed how they were walking when they got up to go play. Yep, they were doing a mobile version of the robot. You have a choice, of course, you can either fight the future or embrace it. Our opinion? There's no fighting this wave of technology. Compromise with your kids, if they stay away from motor oil and eat a human breakfast, you'll let them dress in this awesome futuristic robot costume!Details & DesignLet your kiddo become part of the future with this hilarious robot costume! Since it's Made by Us it's comfy, well-designed, and high quality. The featured tunic is structured but soft enough to keep playtime comfortable with imagination inducing buttons and charts printed on the front. Your kiddo can totally transform with boxy boot covers, wristlets that make hands snappy, and a headpiece that sets the look off just right.Futuristic FunHere's the thing about robots, they've gotta have fuel to run. Your little robot just might happen to run on candy, which is pretty convenient on Halloween night. Have them speak robot when they're trick-or-treating and who knows how much chocolate you'll get. You know what they say about robots and efficiency!


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Gumby Costume Inflatable Adult

Gumby Costume Inflatable Adult

1213242641

$79.99

A Bit of a StretchIf we were living back in the 1950s and told you about our idea for a TV show revolving around a stretchy green stick guy, you'd probably have thought we were crazy. But the show would be even stranger than that, we'd eagerly insist: There would be a talking red pony, villains with cube-shaped heads, a yellow dinosaur who aspired to be a detective, a flying blue mermaid who could spit blue goo balls, a mastodon and a chicken.But the joke would be on you, dear reader, because our... ahem, we mean Art Clokey's idea... would result in the beloved Gumby franchise, which has managed to spawn two television series, a feature-length film and other things. Even if you don't know Gumby's name, you surely recognize him when you see him. He's been part of pop culture for decades now, so we couldn't agree with you more when you say he would make a great costume for your next party.Product DetailsIt doesn't take any stretch of the imagination to see how you'll be the star of your next costume party in this Adult Inflatable Gumby Costume. This exclusive, officially licensed green bodysuit features a printed Gumby face, complete with a 3D nose and mesh-covered character eyes. It utilizes a fan installed in the back to inflate. (The fan requires four AA batteries, not included, and a Phillips-head screwdriver is required to open the battery pack.) The bodysuit has a back zipper for easy wear, along with elastic at the wrists and ankles for a comfy fit.Stretchy FunOnce you slip into this Gumby costume, you'll be all set for some fun adventures, especially if you can round up Pokey, Prickle and Goo. Just watch out for the G and J Blockheads!


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Kid's Red Clown Wig

Kid's Red Clown Wig

1266095086

$9.99

Give the little clowns in your life something to be excited about with this brand-new Child Red Clown Wig. Made of top-notch synthetic hair, this wig is sure to bring out all their smiles. Its styled hair will make them look oh so fun and vibrant! And even better, its elastic edge on the mesh cap ensures it'll fit snugly on most heads, keeping them comfy no matter how much they perform during their shows. So don't wait! Get your kids a gift that will have them squealing in delight. They won't regret purchasing the Child Red Clown Wig for their next show or birthday present!


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Girls Infant Kooky Lil Clown Costume

Girls Infant Kooky Lil Clown Costume

1320903939

$34.99

Lil CutieBecoming a clown is more about natural charisma and character than about any formal training that you could get at clown school. That is what makes babies such naturals when it comes to clowning around. Well, to be fair, they get tons of practice as well.Still, we are sure that your baby will be the cutest of them all when wearing this adorable costume. The only thing still needed now is an even smaller clown car!Product DetailsMaking sure you are dressed right for any occasion is very important, which is why we recommend setting yourself up right with this Girls Infant Kooky Lil Clown Costume. The one piece dress and hat have all the adorable elements that you are looking for in a kooky clown costume. The striped details of this costume go perfectly with the black and white spots, as well as the bright red buttons and appliqued ribbon "suspenders." This costume is both comfortable and stylish, so we are sure you will love it as much as your baby does. Turning your child into the cutest clown in the whole world might not seem like too big of a stretch, and you will be right when you have this cool and cute costume!Funny LookingIf you are searching for the perfect way to look classic and original, then you are in the right place. You will feel like a winner in this cool and comfortable costume. Just make sure you have a camera handy to capture all those especially clowny moments on film!


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Adult Plus Size Big Top Clown Costume

Adult Plus Size Big Top Clown Costume

1305724662

$29.99

You've spent years studying the clown arts, how to entertain a group of 8 year olds, how to make a crying baby happy again, how to distract from a crying baby when that doesn't work, every class! No one appreciates how difficult it is to get into clown college. Your parents are dismissive, your significant other... well, what significant other? You've been too busy all these years studying, following your passion, there hasn't been time for romance, or even meeting people outside of your clown class.Now you've graduated and you need the right outfit! You've truly earned this timeless colorful classic. This costume features circus-like red and yellow striped pants with patches and a block color blue and yellow patched shirt with a red collar. The hours and hours of clown night school, the endless homework, even how Clown Bozo would needle you about your imperfect balloon giraffe, it was all leading up to this ensemble. Bozo is gone and your giraffes are flawless. It's time to shine... those giant shoes of yours. You want to look good, don't you?So put them all on notice. That's right, everyone: the birthday parties, the bar/bat mitzvahs, the dog parties, even the book clubs! It's time for you to be celebrated for your skills. It's time to stand up and declare "Yes! Now is the time of the clown!" You think that big red nose is easy to put on day after day? Of course not. It's the hardest job in the world. But you do it because you love it. You do it for the smiles on all those little faces. You do it because darn it someone has to, and you're the only clown for the job. So make those people smile!


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Adult Blue Clown Wig

Adult Blue Clown Wig

1266352022

$9.99

Twist on a ClassicWhen it's time to clown around and bring people smiles, you want to be wearing an outfit that lets everyone know what a good time they're in for! A clown wig is a great addition to your costume if you want to have that traditional look without cutting your own hair and dyeing it a crazy color. Product DetailsDraw all eyes to your epic comedy act when you wear your exclusive Blue Clown Wig for Adults! The mesh wig cap has an elastic edge to keep it snugly in place on your head (although you might want to pin it down for any tumbling routines). It's completely covered in tight curls of synthetic hair the color of a blue raspberry candy. Showtime! Ready to hear the cheers? Make this wig the crowning touch to your circus performer outfit! You'll be the main attraction the carnival, Halloween party, and more. 


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Girl's Clever Clown Child Costume

Girl's Clever Clown Child Costume

1265312403

$39.99

A Lot of Clown-t at CourtOddly enough, one of the most important people in the Middle Ages was the court jester. This person was not only genuinely hilarious, but they also had the opportunity to regularly speak to the king, which most other courtiers could only dream of. That is the kind of power that a jester could get used to and use to gain wealth for themselves, or, if they were the scary kind of jester, to cause spooky mischief.That is what makes style choices so important for anyone who wants to pursue that kind of career at court. If you dress in a neutral way, no one will ever know where you stand and you won’t be as successful. So, it is important for every court jester to display their ethos and personality on their sleeve, whether they want to be good or bad.Merry and ScaryThat is where this Girl’s Clever Clown Child Costume excels! It has all the hallmarks of a smart and slightly wicked jester, while still being stylish and chic. The overall style dress and poofy-cuffed shirt place it well into the quirky jester category, while the dark colors declare it to be quite spooky. The matching hat and frilly neck add that extra little bit of comically scary feeling that will set you apart from the other wannabe clowns!Dressed for JestIf you are looking for that perfect clown costume that will make people think that you are very frightening indeed, then this is the costume for you! Your jokes will all land, since everyone will be laughing in nervous fear around you anyway!


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Adult Inflatable Soccer Ball Costume

Adult Inflatable Soccer Ball Costume

1305591909

$44.99

Get All Balled UpWhen the coaches told you to be the ball, we don't think this is quite what they had in mind. However, it is certainly a way to get your head in the game. In fact, you might just get your whole body in the game when you go out wearing this exclusive Adult Inflatable Soccer Ball Costume. Whether you're cheering for your favorite soccer team or looking for a fun costume to wear for Halloween, this costume will be perfect for you. Start all the chants in the stadium. After all, what soccer fan isn't going to listen to a giant, talking soccer ball? If your friend group is going out as their favorite soccer players for Halloween, everyone will just think that they're a bunch of fanboys without you in the mix, dressed as the most important part of the game!Blowing Up The DetailsKick off your Halloween festivities the right way with this fun and unique costume from our Made By Us collection. It has been fashioned with windbreaker fabric. The zipper is located on the backside and it is topped with a hook and loop fastener tab. Elastic is located at the neck, arm, and leg openings for a snug and secure fit.The fan is installed on the lower center of the backside of this costume. The battery pack fits into the pouch at the bottom of the zipper. You can also choose to clip it onto the clothing you wear beneath this costume. Plug the fan into the USB port on the battery pack and easily inflate your costume to a plump 40-inch diameter!


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Girl's Mime Costume

Girl's Mime Costume

1213244495

$29.99

THE ULTIMATE TRICKWhen your kiddo gets to a certain age, suddenly, all those early years of trying to help her learn how to talk begins to feel like a horrible mistake. Now, suddenly, she knows so many words. In fact, she seems to be inventing new ones. She chatters in a foreign language about things that you feel you should be understanding at least in context, but how can any parent stay woke when the kids are obvs geekin with the fam with NC during a Code 9 to KPC. You 123?... We're not even sure what we just said, there. The point is that sometimes with all the confusing chatter in newfangled slang, it sometimes brings you back to the days when she didn't say much at all! If only we could head back there for a moment's peace that might give us a chance to at least Google what the heck anything means. Well, there are definitely options! And, while we're at it, we can even throw in a dose of amazing French culture!  DESIGN & DETAILSOur amazing design team took a whole month's vow of silence to work on this glorious and exclusive Mime Costume. This 3/4-length sleeved shirt has the iconic black and white stripes of the street performer look which matches perfectly with the black elastic-waist shorts. The iconic beret hat helps to cinch the look while the red suspenders and scarf give just enough of a flair of color that your little mime is bound to get some attention. Remember the white face paint to help the kiddo stay expressive! KNOW EVERYTHING THEY SAYThere are really only two ways to be sure that you can translate your kiddo. Either walk around with a Tween-2-Classic translator app on your phone or have her speak in pantomime instead! At least with the latter, you'll also have a great costume available for all your parties!


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Adult Rock 'n Roll King Parade Mascot Costume

Adult Rock 'n Roll King Parade Mascot Costume

1230106499

$99.99

Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. Confetti flying all around the on-lookers, the amazingly talented performers somehow still able to move in the chilly November air. Ferris singing Twist and Shout, getting the whole city (except Cameron) to get up and sing and dance with him. The local 4th of July Parade that the whole town comes out for. Kids dressed in red, white, and blue. Candy thrown to the curbside, quickly grabbed up by little hands.We all love parades. The combination of loud boisterous performers and paper mache floats of all shapes and sizes (not quite the quality of the Macy's parade, but so much better because you helped make them). Kids going crazy on sugar highs. That special kind of hometown pride. And the marching bands! (We love the marching bands the most!) Those kids that get you up and clapping along to the beat of the drum and humming along with hits like Ozzy's Crazy Train and The Beatles Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds. Now just imagine a Rock and Roll King Mascot riding by! Everybody will want to get up and dance with him. Who knows maybe he'll come to life and start singing Twist and Shout! (We'll try not to be too stiff like Cameron!)


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Child Inflatable Ride a Tiger Costume

Child Inflatable Ride a Tiger Costume

1272485092

$69.99

Move Over, Horses!Some people dream of riding horses. They're loyal creatures that can gallop through just about any terrain. Us? We'd much rather ride a tiger. Sure, tigers might not be as easy to train and most of them probably wouldn't really love it if a human hitched a ride on them... but we can dream, right?Well, any child who is a dreamer, just like us, may have thought about riding a tiger around! This inflatable costume helps turn that dream into a reality for your little one!Product DetailsYour child can become the ultimate beast-tamer when wearing this Inflatable Ride a Tiger Costume for kids. The costume is constructed out of orange, airtight, windbreaker fabric with printed black stripes all over the exterior. Your child's legs go through the top portion, which fits with an elastic drawstring around the waist. It even has a pair of legs "dressed" in camouflage that dangle down on each side.When fully inflated, the costume makes it appear like your child is riding on the back of a tiger. Just flip the switch on the built-in fan, and the costume will begin to slowly inflate. The fan is attached to the costume and should continue running while using the costume to maintain inflation. When your child is all done using it, just turn the fan off and the costume will slowly deflate.How to Accessorize Your Tiger?One of the great things about this Ride a Tiger Costume is that your child can customize it in a number of different ways. If your child wants to look like a safari explorer, then just add one of our pith hats. To look like a warrior riding into battle on a tiger, check out our toy swords. You can even it pair it up with a caveman costume to give your child a completely prehistoric style.


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Women's Dark Ringmaster Costume

Women's Dark Ringmaster Costume

1237089811

$79.99

Enter the RingCome one, come all to the Dark Circus, where wondrous feats beyond your imagining are performed every minute...and where shadows hide the true reality of this glimmering, gilded world. A place of smiles and cotton candy by day, it is transformed into it opposite self at night. Fantastic eldritch beasts prance through the ring under the Big Top, but at second glance they appear to be only elephants and tigers after all - or so you'd like to believe. The idea that you're standing on the brim of another world, poised to tumble into its depths, is something that only the bravest can contemplate...and even they can't admit to themselves that this world may want to keep them as an audience forever. Leading the dazzling, darkling show is an enchanting ringmaster, whose skill and magical touch keeps both worlds swirling without colliding. Is she working to protect the awestruck, hapless visitors? Or is she determined to take them into the other realm when she leaves? Only one can answer that question - and she tells no secrets. Product Details Amaze and astonish your friends in your Women's Dark Ringmaster costume! A HalloweenCostumes.com exclusive, your otherworldly outfit is truly original and mesmerizing. A velvety, tailed jacket full of old-fashioned circus glamor fits snugly over an eyecatching bodysuit. The epaulets shimmy and dance with your every move as you strut through the ring. A bow tie choker and black top hat are the last words in flirty fascination. Power PlayAble to tame lions, thrill crowds, and hold fire in the palm of her hand, the Dark Circus's ringmaster will be the talk of the town - if the audience ever returns. This will be an act that no one will want to leave! 


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Ravishing Ringmaster Women's Costume

Ravishing Ringmaster Women's Costume

1213245806

$49.99

Crack the WhipDo you run the show? Maybe your career doesn't take place in the circus but your life is still entertaining! Everyone in your life has their own talent. Your sister in law has a balancing act with three kids who all have different interests from ballet to soccer to ceramics, you can see her walking on a tightrope throwing flaming clubs into the air. Then there's your partner, they're always pulling faces and making you laugh as they go through their morning routine with a slapstick quality. They'd be a clown for sure. Your younger sister shirks responsibility so well that she'd be an escape artist without any doubt! If you're the type of person that keeps everyone on the right track and encourages folks to perform well, then you'll feel right at home when you're dressing up in this ringmaster costume.Product DetailsYou'll be ready to start the show in this awesome costume. The fitted red jacket has golden tassels on the shoulders and the dashing striped cuffs studded with gold buttons. Layered under the jacket is a vest with a scrolling pattern, silver buttons, and ruffles around the collar. You'll love the way the tawny pants pair with knee-high boots, looking timeless with the rest of the ensemble. A small top hat and a black bowtie makes this costume complete. Polish off this look with a whip prop to make sure everyone knows to respect your reign!Big Ideas Under the Big TopMaybe you're heading out on Halloween solo or maybe you want to pair up with the rest of the circus act. Heading out with the bearded lady, the strongman, and maybe even a clown. You might just be dressing up for Halloween but with costumes this good, you guys could probably sell a few tickets!


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Kids Big Top Clown Costume

Kids Big Top Clown Costume

1315125643

$19.99

What do clowns and kids have in common? Both can cause equal amounts of terror! If you’re not a coulrophobe (a person who suffers from serious clown related phobias) or if you're not really afraid of young children running around wild and unabashed, then yes, this child Big Top Clown costume is for you and your young one. But if the thought of a kid in a clown costume terrifies you then please feel free to look at pirate costumes (we have a ton of those too)!This classic clown look will instantly transform any child into being a comedian worthy of performing under the big top. With a vibrant polyester top, coordinating pants, and a pretty-darn-silly collar, this costume will provide the garments to achieve your little one's desired look. Add some make-up, a wig, and oversized shoes (sold separately) to complete the look. We're sure that this kid's Big Top costume will be a fun addition to your child's big party, and that you absolutely won't have anything to fear. (From the kids or your little clown!)


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Inflatable Guitar Prop

Inflatable Guitar Prop

1305591899

$5.99

Rock or BustEvery rock star needs two things besides raw talent: A great look and a great instrument. You already have the outfit covered with your flashy costume choice, and this prop will do the rest. Unlike a real guitar, you don't even need to know how to play.Product DetailsWow your fans with this exclusive Prop Guitar Inflatable! Made of sturdy vinyl PVC material, the accessory inflates to approximately thirty-four inches long. The "body" is a bright blue and printed with bridge, strings and pickups graphics, while the "neck" and "headstock" are black and printed with strings, fretstock, and tuning peg graphics. Instant ConcertA real guitar can be an unweildy prop, but this inflatable guitar starts a party no matter where you are. You'll have to do the sound effects yourself, which is no big deal for a seasoned star like you. Besides, if you get carried away and try to smash your axe, it probably won't be wrecked. 


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Fool All Braces Fake Teeth

Fool All Braces Fake Teeth

1238353839

$19.99

Hey, is there any broccoli stuck in my braces? You might be asking yourself, "why wear fake braces?" Back in the 80's it might not have been cool to have a nerdy look, but these days, geek is the new chic so why not embrace it? These fake teeth with attached braces will definitely fool all. Just throw on a pair of thick glasses, a bow tie, and a tiny pocket calculator to add some nerdy style to your ensemble.You don't have to worry about these fake teeth falling out and blowing your cover, because your teeth will come with a set of instructions and mouth adhesive. You may have a slight lisp while these bad boys are in, but hey, that will only up your geek factor so...you're welcome! The perfect accessory to add to any geek inspired costume or just throw them in whenever just to get a few laughs from your friends.


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Rainbow Wacky Jester Plush Costume Hat

Rainbow Wacky Jester Plush Costume Hat

1275267536

$19.99

Protect and SwerveIf you're a jester (and we're guessing you are since you've landed here), then you know that all that hilarity and physical comedy comes with a price—a lot of bumps and bruises! Juggling pins fall on your head and, well, things can get a little clumsy sometimes. That's why it's important to invest in the right jester hat—one that will keep you looking the part but also protected from all those classic jester injuries that come with the job. This Wacky Rainbow Plush Jester Hat does just that. It gives your jester look a lift from its fun color pattern, but the plush material will also enable you to take a few bonks without a bruise—and we have to say, the look on your face when you drop something on your head is pretty laugh-worthy! Just note: this hat is not fireproof. So if you choose to juggle anything on fire, we can't help ya there!Product DetailsThis hat is a classic...with a twist! It's the shape of an iconic court jester's cap, with the umbrella-like arms hanging overhead. But, this piece is also a total original—with its bold rainbow stripes and fluffy-plush construction—just like you!


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Adult Tooth Costume

Adult Tooth Costume

1310104251

$44.99

A Brush with DangerCan you imagine what it would be like to be a tooth? There are no other body parts that are crowded around their other counterparts. Fingers have room to breathe, toes have a little elbow room even if they're in a shoe, but teeth are all up against each other in a dark, crowded room. Those pearly whites have got to get along! From the morals to the canines, they spend all their time together. And while they eat well, they see a lot of danger along the way.Remember all the times your mom told you not to open wrappers with your teeth? Yeah, those were nightmare moments for your chompers. And then there were the times you chewed on ice cubes or muscled your way through a toffee candy bar, all were times of trial for your mouth. And yet, your pearly whites didn't give up on you! Do you want to celebrate all the adventures that your ivories have helped you through? Slip into this tooth tunic and your mouth is sure to feel appreciated!Design & DetailsThis brilliant white tooth tunic is Made by Us. It's easy to slip into this disguise as it zips up the back. The foam-backed tunic has a tooth while the shoulders can be stuffed for a healthy-looking moral shape. Light-weight and foldable, this costume can be stashed for many costumed occasions to come!Put a Smile OnThis costume is a great choice for dentists and smile enthusiasts. While we won't suggest eating sticky candy in public while wearing this costume because that would be a very bad influence. Whether you're dressing up for an oral health presentation or you just want to get a little mouthy on Halloween, you're sure to love rocking this toothsome costume!


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Kid's Red Crayon Costume Dress

Kid's Red Crayon Costume Dress

1273511041

$34.99

Story of a ColorRed is a perfectly apple hanging from the tip of a tree branch, or being offered by a witch with a wicked smile. Red is a stream of molten lava oozing slowly down the side of a rumbling volcano. Red is a ruby being worn by a princess, the banner of a charging knight, the fire blasting from a dragon's roaring mouth. It's also the slightly questionable-looking chili being served in the lunch line at your school. Red is everywhere! Product DetailsMake "seeing red" a great thing when you wear your exclusive, officially licensed Girl's Red Crayon Costume Dress! The knee-length, sleeveless dress is made light red stretch knit fabric with a wide band of deep red at the bottom of the skirt. The bodice is printed with Crayola's signature black squiggly wrapper design as well as a vertical Crayola logo. A matching crayon wrapper band is printed around the hips. The fabric-covered headband topped with an attached, foam-backed hat shaped like a crayon tip is the perfect final touch. Bright and Beautiful If red is your favorite hue, color your world with this cool costume! Maybe it will inspire you to create your best masterpieces out of only red, the way Picasso did with blue, or to draw mostly red objects for your next gallery exhibition. Someday, when you're a world-famous artist whose main medium is crayons, you can look back on the day that you dressed as a Crayola color as the day that your artistic journey began. Bravo! 


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Adult Inflatable Unicorn Bobblehead

Adult Inflatable Unicorn Bobblehead

1265318357

$29.99

An Elusive, Magical Creature No one has ever seen a real, live unicorn. Only legend described what this magical being might look like...until now! Finally, many humans can say that they've spotted a unicorn! The size of the head is a little surprising, but otherwise it looks exactly as the fairy tales describe it. Product DetailsComplete a hilarious fantasy costume by wearing an Inflatable Unicorn Bobblehead for Adults! The oversized headpiece is made of sturdy windbreaker fabric. Once inflated by the battery-powered fan mounted at the back, it expands to look like an oversized unicorn head complete with upright ears, a multicolored mane, a spiral-detailed horn, printed facial features, and a pink snout. Its open mouth reveals a clear plastic viewing port so that you can see where you're galloping. An inner fabric hood slides over your head to keep the large headpiece comfortably in place. Unique UnicornPut a laugh-out-loud twist on a classic fantasy costume! Your friends will love it and may even offer to help guide you through doorways. 


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Women's Sunflower Costume Headpiece

Women's Sunflower Costume Headpiece

1265317003

$19.99

Hello, SunshineIt's nearly impossible not to smile when you're looking at a gorgeous flower. That goes doubly when the flower in question is a sweet sunflower, with its golden petals and endearing habit of tracking the path of the sun across the sky as the day progresses. It goes triply when the flower in question is you dressed as a sunflower! Product DetailsBe a ray of light in this exclusive Sunflower Costume Headpiece for Women! A brown felt felt and tulle base ties under the chin with a matching ribbon. It's sewn with bright and cheery fabric sunflower petals that have felt backing to keep them standing upright. Prettiest in the PatchWhen you're picking a costume, pick one that will match your winning personality! Wear your favorite matching outfit and pick a bud or two (get it??) to join you in dressing up as the sweetest and sassiest flower patch in history.  


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Skeleton Ringmaster Costume Men's

Skeleton Ringmaster Costume Men's

1265314419

$119.99

Gentleman Wanted…for a harrowing journey. You’ll receive peanuts for wages and experience chilling darkness through the long months of autumn. You must be ready to provide constant entertainment to macabre audiences, project your voice with an eerie echo, direct all acts and eyes to proper stage. Earthly visits not guaranteed. Fame and recognition result from ultimate success. The living need not apply.Looks like the haunted circus is hiring again. It sounds like an interesting gig, but eternal employment isn’t really an option for the living. Plus, look at that last line, they don’t want anyone that’s not undead. You seem to really want to job though and we hate to deny anyone’s dreams. So, let’s see if we can help you land this once in a lifetime opportunity! If you’ve got the skills to lead the circus all you will need is the look to disguise your status as a living human.Product DetailsThis Skeleton Ringmaster Men’s Costume should do the trick! The costume will completely transform you into a member of the living-dead entertainment industry, starting with the realistic skeleton rib cage shirt, and matching skeleton pants and gloves.An adjustable gold vest features an intricate texture and 3 buttons to start the traditional ringmaster ensemble. The red velour jacket has black lapels and cuffs that are embellished with gold trim and a skull and filigree pattern. Golden buttons on either side of the lapels give the jacket an extra bit of flash. Complete the devilishly dapper costume with the included top hat and bow tie. Add in some of your favorite skeletal makeup and you're ready to spook any crowd!Spooky Star of the ShowAlright, this showstopping ensemble may not dupe any undead recruiters, but it does make an excellent Halloween look. Become the star of your own eerie circus spectacular, compete in a friendly costume contest, or join your kids for a night of trick-or-treating in this spooky Skeleton Ringmaster Costume for men!


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Adult Ringmaster Costume

Adult Ringmaster Costume

1213245264

$49.99

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS, CHILDREN OF ALL AGES: PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR... UM...A really great costume that will allow you to do a lot of enthusiastic shouting, and many other exciting things! Because the way we see it, the ringmaster is kind of a jack of all trades. When you're juggling clown cars and acrobats and a bunch of ferocious lions balanced precariously on stools, you've got to be a master of all kinds of unusual skills. And more than that, you've got to be able to command both the attention of your audience and the obedience of any kind of performer, whether they're a human cannonball or an ornery trick pony. After all, the show must go on! So we designed and made this uniform package to help keep things moving. We know how hard it can be to play gracious host to the crowd while serving as air traffic controller to the various acts leaping or soaring from one side of the big top to the other! And we know that there's nothing like a bright red tailcoat and a top hat to make you feel up to the task.We're sure that you'll enjoy making sweeping arm gestures in the jacket, and barking the elaborate stage names of all the performers at the top of your lungs from beneath the hat. And those with front-row seats will appreciate some of the finer details, like the gold vest front, red bow tie, and polished-looking boot tops. Along with a white shirt, gloves, and a pair of jodhpurs or slacks, it'll have you ready for the spotlight!


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Adult Traffic Cone Costume

Adult Traffic Cone Costume

1328888841

$29.99

This is an Adult Traffic Cone Costume.


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Lego Blue Brick Child Costume

Lego Blue Brick Child Costume

1216680846

$39.99

Think Outside the BrickIsn't it strange? Lego has spent the last few decades teaching children how to use their brain just by letting them play. By snapping those magical little bricks together, kids get to bring the pictures in their head to life. They can make abstract art, or they can become avant-garde little architects using them. The unassuming toy effectively shows youngsters how to think outside of the box. What's so strange about that? Well, the strange part about it is that most Legos are shaped like a box, oddly enough.Well, maybe it's time to think outside the box on other things too! You can apply that same line of thinking to costumes this year. Instead of transforming your child into a pirate, or a knight (the two most common Lego mini-figures), you could turn your child into something a little more creative. You can dress your child up as infinite possibilities! That's exactly what this Lego Brick costume for kids is all about.Product DetailsNow your child can become the building block of a fun time. This child Lego costume transforms your child to the iconic Lego brick. It comes with a foam tunic-style top that's shaped like the classic 2 by 4 piece. It has printed studs in the front, along with openings in the top and along the sides for your child's arms. Of course, the best part about this costume is that your child can wear his or her favorite clothes on underneath, so changing in and out of this costume will be a breeze.Not Just for KidsWere you a Lego fan as a kid, too? Well then, you're in luck! You can join your child in one of our adult Lego costumes. Then, you can be the duo that represents thinking outside the box. It might even help "build" a stronger bond with your child by dressing up as your favorite toy together.


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Deluxe Old Woman Mask

Deluxe Old Woman Mask

1315125712

$29.99

Have you ever wanted to be the crotchety old cat lady down the road? The one who steals the nerf footballs that fly into her yard from a missed Hail Mary pass. Sure, she seems mean and stuffy. But you know what they say. You got to walk a mile in someone’s shoes before you can fully understand her.Well, if you want to really get to know her then this Deluxe Old Woman Mask is the way to go. You can really get in her mindset by stealing all the nerf footballs in the neighborhood. We don’t suggest getting yourself a houseful of cats—that seems like a bit too much. Stick to two or three cats at maximum. Or you can just wear this mask as you jump scare your friends. What’s a better prank than standing over your friend’s bed with an old woman’s face until he feels the creepy eyes waking him up? Just watch out for flying fists, knees, and elbows.


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Child Blue Second Skin Suit

Child Blue Second Skin Suit

1213237938

$24.99

I’m blue, da ba dee, da ba daa, Da ba dee, da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee, da ba daa, da ba dee, da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee, da ba daaWe took a survey around the office, and Eiffel 65’s crossover Eurodance earworm “Blue” (helpfully subtitled “Da Ba Dee”) was the number-one song we’d all call into Radio Disney to request when we were kids. Your child will be singing its catchy strains again in no time in this Blue Second Skin.Maybe, like Tobias Fünke from Arrested Development, your child is gripped by a desire to join the Blue Man Group. While we haven’t heard that the New York performance art trio-gone-Vegas mainstays are accepting junior members, this Blue Second Skin has got to be just about the best way for your kid to get a head start practicing what it’s like to be blue all the time––and without getting blue paint all over everything they come into contact with. There’d be no question of whether or not they’d brushed their teeth if everything they touched was stained blue, but it doesn’t really seem worth the trade-off in Mr. Clean Magic Erasers.Don’t just feel blue––be blue in this form-fitting jumpsuit. Your talented kid can start a musical group, a miming troupe, or just be the person having the most fun at the party because no one can tell who you are. If your child likes to blend into the ocean, the sky, and amidst Smurfs, they’re sure to feel at home in this Blue Second Skin. If nothing else, they can be the “before” picture to Violet Beauregarde’s blueberry transformation.


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Girls Lego Movie 2 Sweet Mayhem Deluxe Costume

Girls Lego Movie 2 Sweet Mayhem Deluxe Costume

1213234397

$19.99

Halloween Candy ExplosionWhen we first heard the term sweet mayhem, we could only think of one thing. Halloween Candy Explosion! Being huge fans of Halloween, we liked the idea. It offered us plenty of ideas on how to make sorting the loads of trick-or-treating candy that made it home more exciting. Instead of gently pouring it all on the ground, groups of kids could toss it—like confetti! Then it would be a mad dash to grab all their favorites before anyone else nabbed it. There were plans to add a timer to increase the intensity. We considered adding a blindfold into the mix but decided that would just make finding all the right candy too difficult. It was all shaping up quite nicely.Then, someone showed us Sweet Mayhem. At first, we were a little disappointed. But after doing the research, we returned to our epic Halloween Candy Explosion idea. Knowing that Sweet Mayhem would definitely be up for the wild fun, so long as it means bringing people together!Product DetailsGet your child ready to create their own Halloween fun with this Lego Movie 2 Girls Sweet Mayhem Deluxe Costume! Styled after the Lego Movie 2 mini-doll, this 4-piece costume will transform your child into the Systar System’s greatest warrior. The caped dress and pig-tail headband give this playful ensemble a fashionable and futuristic look while the included leggings make the costume practical for your child’s trick-or-treating adventures!Sweet SweetsOkay, maybe Halloween Candy Explosion, isn’t the best idea for kids. But, creating their own sweet mayhem on Halloween is a sure thing. Especially with this officially licensed Sweet Mayhem costume! Whether they simply relive the excitement of Lego Movie 2 at playtime or share their candy with their friends in an inventive new way, your child will be ready for whatever fun comes their way!


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Plus Size Cute Court Jester Women's Costume

Plus Size Cute Court Jester Women's Costume

1228414688

$49.99

Party PlansWhen you go to a party, what's your role? Are you the one who helps refill bowls of chips and makes sure there's plenty of Solo cups on the table next to the punch? No? Do you seem to gravitate to the sound system, fingers itching to control the music, change up the beat and get some people on the dance floor? Close but no cigar, eh? Hmm, we know! You're the trickster, aren't you? Well, there's only one costume that perfectly plays to your strong suits. A classic jester! As it happens, we've got a terrific Made by Us costume for just that with this Cute Court Jester Plus Costume.Design & DetailsEveryone will think you're a natural when you show up to your next costumed event in this ensemble. You'll love the dress with its classic diamond print, the funky hemline is supported by a petticoat so your dress will retain its full and flirty shape all night. The collar will add extra flair to your costume, a classic ruff fits around your neck and points over the sweetheart neckline of the dress, ending in two clownish pom-poms adding to the clownish look. Finally, the costume is polished off by the matching fingerless gloves so when you're pulling off your cartwheels, you'll look like you just graduated Magna Cum Laude from Clown College.About Practical JokesNot all people can pull off a practical joke. Some people go to small, like putting raisins in the punch. Confusing? Yes, if anyone notices. Funny? Umm, not really. Other practical joke fans go too big. Like letting a raccoon lose in the party. Frightening? Totally. Funny? No, absolutely not! You, however, have the balance down to an art. You know that while revealing that your dish to pass is actually a rubber chicken can be funny, while waiting until that rubber chicken is in the oven, permanently stinking up the house is going too far. That's why you're going to make such a good jester!


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Adult Inflatable Panda Costume

Adult Inflatable Panda Costume

1267062240

$49.99

Someone Get This Man a Bamboo!Pandas are the pudgy, adorable, bumbling goofs of the bear world. They're roly-poly and sweet looking. and are absolutely cuddle-able. Get on board with the panda pudge and suit up in this Inflatable Adult Panda Costume. (Plus, nobody will expect you to get anywhere fast.) Grab a stick of bamboo, find a cozy place to snuggle up, and don't even worry about picking up a partner. Just do your own thing, at your own pace, and enjoy the easy panda life.Product DetailsInflatable costumes are magic. They look like you did a lot, but are the lowest-key costume ever. Just step in, zip up, and hit the "on" switch on the battery pack. (Oh, and don't forget 4 AA batteries--they're not included.) The fan in the battery pack do all the work! Within minutes, you're fully inflated and ready to live large. Elastic around the wrists and ankles keep everything in place (and how cute are those pink panda paws?) Convince a group of friends to go in on these together and start your own flash mob. T-rex costumes on TikTok are out. Pandas are in!Don't Be a Sad PandaEven South Park knew that pandas shouldn't be sad. And who could be sad when you show up dressed as a panda? This inflatable suit zips up the back and inflates instantly thanks to a self-contained battery pack. No need for tons of add-on accessories or costume makeup. Let the inflatable to all the talking!


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Blue Big Baby Socks Men's

Blue Big Baby Socks Men's

1265314738

$6.99

You've Gotta Be KiddingThe nursery hasn't seemed the same after you left. Little Tommie doesn't have anyone to toss rings with. Jenny has been bothering everyone to play Ring around the Rosie but no one wants to play without your festive yet sure skip. And when Junior face-timed you last week crying with pudding smudged across his face you knew it was time to escape office life and come back for a day or two. Product DetailsThese light blue socks might look like they're made for babies but they'll fit you just fine. The cotton socks have ribbed cuffs, two ABC blocks printed on the flexible material. Socks like these will be the perfect touch to any infant ensemble, completing your ensemble to every detail.Put Down the Pen and Into the PlaypenIt was a great escape, you tugged off your tie in the car, blasting Raffi all the way. You stop at the gas station to pick up a six pack of lollipops. When you park your car, opening the door you can almost already smell the light baby powder and spit up rags. Be real about how you feel. Being a grown-up is no fun, you've got to kid!


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Ringmaster Kids Costume

Ringmaster Kids Costume

1213245268

$39.99

The Smallest CircusLadies and gentlemen! Children of all ages! We direct you to the center stage for a show set to astonish!Sure, you've probably heard that plenty of times. They're all the same kind of show, aren't they? There's gonna be a couple of weird acts and maybe an animal or two, but, "What is really that astonishing about this particular show?" you're probably wondering. Totally fair question... but everything will be answered when you see who the Ringmaster is! That's right! This is the Smallest Circus. Run by your child, all the ideas flowing from their little noggin, and the whole of it accentuated by an authentic look that will have you leaning forward from your seat. The best part is that this Ringmaster doesn't give up even after the show is over! A look like this could really be useful outside of circus life. Imagine gearing up like this for a high-class affair or getting used to dealing with any kind of future high-pressure job (even those that don't involve angry jungle felines). It's time to start up the show with your kiddo in the limelight.Design & DetailsOur own little circus is happy to help thanks to the genius work of our in-house costume designers. They've chased their own dreams by creating this Ringmaster costume for kids. The fancy bright red jacket features gold braids and buttons. It is certain to look great with the included gold colored vest, dapper red bow tie, and classy top hat. They might want to practice a few tricks as they juggle or spin it in their hands. Be sure to get them a toy whip accessory to complete this dashing look, and they'll be ready to put on a terrific show!Small but SpectacularWhen your child is wearing this snazzy costume, they can have fun pretending to lead their very own three-ring circus or bring their favorite films to life! Just imagine how cute it'll be watching them tame their stuffed lions! 


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Kid's Black Skin Suit Costume

Kid's Black Skin Suit Costume

1235914539

$24.99

If you are looking for a versatile costume for your kiddo this Halloween, then you need not look any further. Check out this Child Black Skin Suit! It will be perfect for multiple costumes.For starters, your kiddo can dress up as the dark. What’s more terrifying than pure darkness? Maybe your little one isn’t interested in scaring people this Halloween. Maybe he’s more of the heroic type. Well, then grab him an awesome hooded cape and he can run around as a crime-fighting vigilante. Even the vilest of villains will be afraid of the dark when it starts fighting back!Of course, your little one could also go down the funny route with this skin suit. Grab him a couple of zany accessories to wear, like a goofy wig, a silly tutu, an awesome pair of light up shoes, and a random assortment of glow sticks, for example. In the right light (that being pretty much no light) it will look as if some ludicrous paranormal activity is afoot! Grab this Black Skin Suit for your kiddo and let the Halloween fun begin!


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Girl's Science Nerd Costume

Girl's Science Nerd Costume

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$39.99

Total Cutie PiYour kiddo is gaga for geothermal energy. She's a whiz at robotics. She flips for physics. And her chemistry sets outnumber her dolls by the dozens. Your little brainiac can't get enough of the scientific world, and she is ready to show everyone she meets this Halloween just how happy is she is to be a "science nerd!" Cool! We love a gal who knows who she is, what she likes, and who doesn't apologize for it. That's why we think this Girl's Science Nerd Costume is too cute for your brilliant little kiddo. Because pretty soon, she is bound to become a powerful, smart, genius and head some cool engineering firm or design the world's first water system on the moon. So, better get on her good side now — she's gonna rule the world someday!Design & DetailsThe irony of this costume is there is truly nothing "nerdy" about it! It's cool as can be, from the darling details and careful craftsmanship achieved by our fabulous in-house design team. The dress is styled to look like a retro top and pink plaid jumper, complete with a science pun on the front, as well as pleats, a collar, and a matching bow at the neck. Add some super-cool kicks, a pair of too-big glasses, and maybe a beaker or test tube for a fantastically smart look!Science Fair FlairEven after Halloween has passed, your brainiac will find fun ways to wear this look. Maybe she'll sport it at the science fair to claim her first place ribbon, or to celebrate Pi Day her way! 


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Adult Ride a Reindeer Costume

Adult Ride a Reindeer Costume

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$79.99

Santa Claus is perhaps most famous for flying around the world in his reindeer drawn sleigh, as every kid out there knows. But, what they may not realize is that even Santa’s sleigh breaks down from time to time, and when that happens… well, Santa’s got to improvise.If you’re curious as to what that situation would look like, you may want to check out this festively funny Ride A Reindeer Costume for your upcoming holiday celebrations! This silly outfit lets you look just like jolly ol’ Saint Nick does when his sleigh loses a track, or a reindeer runs low on “antler fluid,” or one of the countless other problems that can occur with a mystical mode of transportation powered by a herd of flying forest animals. When that happens, Santa calls up Mrs. Claus to get the sleigh back towed back to the North Pole, grabs his magic bag of toys, and hops on the back of his trusty reindeer Rudolph to finish the job before Christmas morning! And then when it’s all done, Rudolph gets a well earned extra week at the reindeer spa.Okay, we may have made some of that up, but you can’t prove it’s not true. And when you’re wearing this cute and Christmasy costume, you can make up a story of your own! The plush reindeer segment goes around your waist, with your legs making the rear legs and hooves, and the included Santa jacket and cap make up the rest of the outfit. Be sure to add a Santa beard and toy sack to make your story extra believable!


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