100 Dollar Bill Costume
RA335-ST$34.99
Ever dreamed of rolling around in a pile of hundreds? This 100 Dollar Bill Costume, isn't quite that, but it's pretty darn close. You'll feel like the richest man alive in this funny costume.
50s Class Nerd Costume
FO61695-ST$38.99
Does anybody have a graphing calculator, or protector I could borrow for the math test? This 50s Class Nerd Costume will make you look like a nerdy genius! Everyone will want to sit next to you and peek over your shoulder. Just remember, ladies love an intelligent man!
60s Swinger Chest Hair
FO23321-ST$5.99
Drive the ladies gaga with a forest of thick lush chest hair. They’re all craving to run their fingers through the fiber that protrude from your chest. This 60s Swinger Chest Hair will rock your world, so you can rock theirs.
70s Detective Costume Kit
FU90160-ST$12.99
This detective likes to get down to business right away! This 70s Detective Costume Kit has everything you need to become a professional mystery solver. Let no case go cold when you're on the job!
80s DJ Wig
FR2458001-ST$24.99
We all remember the rip roaching shock jock! Here's your chance to become him with this 80s DJ wig. Now go and beef up your audience.
A Christmas Story Fragile Box Costume
RA4331-ST$58.99
Looks like you just won the sweepstakes just like the Old Man did in the classic holiday movie A Christmas Story. Mr. Parker had entered some sort of contest where the prize was left as a surprise and then one day a box ended up at his door. This crate had a word that Mr. Parker had never seen before, "FRAGILE". He kept trying to pronounce it coming up with "Fraa-jeel-aay" which he thinks is Italian. What was inside? A lamp in the shape of a women's leg with a fishnet stocking on which he instantly falls in love with. The person that didn't like it? Mrs. Parker and later on she may have caused something to happen to that lamp. But now you can make people giggle when they recall these great scenes from everyone's favorite holiday movie!
A Christmas Story Leg Lamp Costume
RA4332-ST$44.99
Sometimes when you enter a sweepstakes you don't know what your prize is going to be which is what happened to Mr. Parker in A Christmas Story. When he received the wooden crate labeled "FRAGILE" and opened it he was taken by surprise. What he saw was something that he would treasure forever, a lamp in the shape of women's leg with a fishnet stocking. Mr. Parker thought that nothing else he could ever win would top this prize he just won. The only thing was is that Mrs. Parker didn't care for it. She then plotted against it. But when you wear this you'll be unbreakable in this fun costume from a classic holiday movie!
Abominable Snowman & Cage Costume Kit
HOHC112911-ST$158.99
You've probably heard the rumors that yeti and Sasquatch walk among us. You probably even shrugged them off as nonsense grocery aisle tabloid fodder. Well, we're here to tell you that you were wrong. The abominable snowman walks among us! He's out there right now, kidnapping elves on the north pole and holding them hostage in little cages for his own unknown purposes. So, beware this Halloween, because one minute you're a free and happy elf, and the next minute BOOM you're off to a cave somewhere with a silent and scary yeti. Or so you can tell everyone that's what happened when you go in this hilarious and ingenious Snowman costume.
Adult Abominable Snowman Costume
CA01082-ST$98.99
Become Bigfoot's Himalayan cousin, the yeti, in this Adult Abominable Snowman Costume, and make a cryptozoologist's dream come true! This costume would also workat Christmas along with Santa, elf and reindeer costumes as part of a "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" theme group.
Adult Apple Costume
FUN2685AD-ST$58.99
It's been said that an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Lucky for you if you become an apple you'll never have to go to a check up again. Why is that? Because as an apple you'll be the pinnacle of healthy living. You'll just have to keep an eye out for those looking to take a bite out of you! (Halloweencostumes.com does not actually advocate not seeing a doctor regularly, despite the healthy rosy glow look this costume may give you).
Adult Baby Boomer Costume
FO58558-ST$19.99
This big baby needs his bobba! This Adult Baby Boomer Costume is a funny costume idea for men who just never seem to grow up. Maybe you'll be adopted by a hot mom, hey you never know! Pick up a jumbo bottle and fill it with an adult beverage so you can really get the party started!
Adult Baby Diaper
FO25104-ST$3.99
Babies have a great life. They always have someone there to feed them and clean them, plus they get to take as many naps as they want! Now you can revert back to your infant years when you dress up as a giant baby! This Adult Baby Diaper will transform you into a whiny crying baby! Just pick up a bottle and you have yourself a big baby costume!
Adult Beating Heart Muscle Morphsuit
MPMPIMSM-L$44.99
How did you lose your skin? Well, with this awesome Morphsuit, it won't matter! You'll be showing off ALL of your muscles with this anatomically inclined costume. Featuring a pocket for your smartphone, it will even show off your beating heart. Be full of grotesque intrigue with this suit!
Adult Big Foot Costume
CA01012-ST$98.99
Become a cryptozoologist's dream-come-true in this Adult Big Foot Costume, and demonstrate that there really IS such a thing as a Sasquatch! Great for Halloween or a mysterious conspiracy theme party.
Adult Black and White Check Morphsuit
MPMPBCM-L$34.99
You'll look like a walking, talking, breathing, optical illusion. All the tiny black and white checkered boxes are enough to put the toughest eyes into a trance. Don't be surprised if someone tries picking you up and waving you like a checkered flag. This Adult Black and White Check Morphsuit is bound to get you into some shenanigans.
Adult Black Morphsuit
MPMSBKM-L$28.99
Become a shadow of your former self when you put on this Adult Black Morphsuit! Like the most intimidating shadows, it's black. It has a defined outline, but no inner details like facial features. If you really want to hide your identity, this is a great way to do it!
Adult Blue Crayon Costume
RA450103-ST$34.99
Feeling like your next Halloween costume is lacking color? Don't stay blue...get this blue crayon costume and draw a little creative inspiration. Cray-on this Halloween with this funny and colorful costume!
Adult Blue Morphsuit
MPMSBLM-L$28.99
Before this Adult Blue Morphsuit, you had to get out a set of acrylic paints and start painting your body blue to get that nice hue going. The guys at Morphsuits decided that just wasn't cutting and made this handy costume. All you have to do is slip into it, zip it up and you're good to go.
Adult Blue Wacky Wiggler Costume
RA611301-ST$48.99
This Wacky Wiggler Costume is a great way to attract attention to your new business or garage sale. Or just be a costume-party conversation starter. No matter where or how you wear this costume, you'll be sure to make a splash.
Adult Blueberry Costume
FUN2673AD-ST$48.99
What kind of attitude will you bring to your blueberry costume? They are super delicious and healthy so you could choose to be very smug in your identity as a super fruit. Or you could be sweet, after all fruit is a treat! Whatever your temperament, this exclusive Adult Blueberry Costume will ensure that you play the part perfectly.
Adult Bun in the Oven Costume
RA409-ST$38.99
Want a fun way to let people know that a future Halloween you'll have a little one joining you? Why not let this silly yet hilarious costume do the talking! This Bun in the Oven Costume will let your friends and family know that you're have new member of your family on the way.
Adult Cactus Costume
RA3043-ST$68.99
Cacti have adapted to live in the driest climates on earth. Incredible! But don't think that just because they're surrounded by desert sand and not a whole lot going on that they're boring. No, no. Cacti are some of the funniest, coolest, most chill, enviable plants on Earth (the Rat Pack of plants, you might say)! They love telling jokes, in fact, they'll "poke" and "prod" anyone to get a laugh out of them, and if they push hard enough, they'll even settle for a scream. They're excellent bartenders, always have water on hand for a fine mixed drink (just don't ask for it on the rocks). Yeah, cacti are pretty cool, and believe it or not, they're the life of any party. Now it's your turn to give the unique spiny species a good name with this adult cactus costume!
Adult Cannabis Vest
FO75180-ST$14.99
Let's talk cannabis. You can use the plant to make tons of great stuff, like rope and paper. Why else would you want this Adult Cannabis Vest? Recreational purposes? Preposterous! We've never heard of such a thing! The best reason to wear this vest is because of your intense love of ropes and other such sundries!
Adult Captain Condom Costume
FO50970-ST$38.99
Babies, be gone! This Adult Captain Condom Costume will protect against babies being brought into this world. This crazy condemn super hero is all about having a good time and neglecting any kind of responsibility! Next time be cautious and listen to Captain Condom and wrap it up!
Adult Carrot Costume
RU880735-ST$28.99
How can you improve your sight at night? By eating some carrots. These orange vegetables have a great deal of vitamin A packed into each bite that once ingested will make your eyes extremely powerful. But be carful not to eat too many of them for you don't want to get carotenosis. Carotenosis is when one's skin begins to turn orange due to a high amount of carrot consumption. Which doesn't affect bunnies because if it did there would be a lot of orange little critters hopping around!
Adult Cassette Tape Costume
RA6138-ST$34.99
If you were born before 1990, then you know what a cassette tape is. If not, then prepare yourself to be amazed as we explain what this is. It was made of plastic and had a thin strip of film that stored music for playback before we had CDs and way before we had digital music files. When you wear this Adult Cassette Tape Costume you'll know when you meet a child of the 80s, because they will know who you are!
Adult Cheese Costume
FUN2680AD-ST$48.99
Be "the cheesiest" in this Adult Cheese Costume! It can be a fun part of a food group theme when your friends wear our grapes, beer bottle, apple, and wine& cheese costumes. Start practicing your cheesy pick-up lines!
Adult Cheeseburger Costume
RA7084-ST$28.99
Rumor has it that back in the '20s something amazing happen. This miracle would be something that changed the world and was whens someone placed a piece of cheese on top of a burger patty. Once that was done everyone couldn't believe that it wasn't thought of before. Since then everyone has been adding all kinds of wonderful cheese to burgers. Now you can become the greatest summer food ever in this awesome costume.
Adult Chili Pepper Costume
RA7101-ST$48.99
Chilis can take any normal meal and set it on fire. Put these on a sandwich and you'll end up with something spicy. You can also add these red fiery veggies to your salads to make them extra tasty. Now you can become the tasty, spicy veg in this great chili pepper costume.
Adult Chimpanzee Costume
FU130304-ST$94.99
No need to hoot and holler this Adult Chimpanzee Costume Is the perfect get up for your next costume party. It’s true what they say: the party doesn’t start until the ape gets here! You’re that ape my friends, or more specifically, you’re that chimp. Looks like that’s your cue to go bananas!
Adult Cockroach Costume
FU5497-ST$38.99
You know what survives after an atomic bomb goes off? Twinkies and Cockroaches! Become the ultimate creepy pest when you wear this Adult Cockroach Costume. This costume will turn you into an eight legged freak. Now you can bug all your friends while you wear this insect costume.
Adult Cookie Costume
FUN2682AD-ST$38.99
If you're going to have a sweet snack there is nothing better than a cookie. This awesome treat always goes well with a glass of milk as the perfect afternoon snack! Now you can look sweet as sugar in this great cookie costume.
Adult Cookies and Milk Costume
FU130754-ST$34.99
Do you think you and your bae are they best couple around? Do people usually tell you guys that you go together like milk and cookies? That's a great sign that you and your sweetheart have a true connection. Dress up as everyone's favorite midnight snack. One of you can be a yummy chocolate chip cookie and the other can wear the adorable milk tunic.
Adult Corn Stalker Costume
FO66325-ST$48.99
Some people may call this costume corny, but those people must not have a sense of humor. You can talk someone's ear off (ha ha!) about how great this costume is. C'mon, how often do you see a big ear walking around, and even stalking people on top of that! Make your friends laugh in this unique and funny food costume for adults.
Adult Crayon Box Costume
RA4520-ST$38.99
Sometimes choosing between colors is a hard choice to make but with this Crayon box costume you don't have to. You'll have every color of the rainbow represented when you wear this colorful costume.
Adult Dreidel Costume
FO74160-ST$48.99
This is actually the second version of this costume, because we first tried to make a Dreidel costume out of clay, but it ended up being around 500 pounds and not very much fun. This version is much better because it's made of lightweight materials, and you can still party Hanukkah style without worrying about being a body builder. But we'll warn you, people love to try and spin ya in this thing. And they love to sing the first line of the song, so it's going to be stuck in your head all night. Other than that... it's a fantastic look all year long!
Adult Energizer Battery Costume
DU801-L/XL$34.99
Do you keep going and going? Got enough stamina and energy to light up a flashlight? Then how about wearing a costume that reflects your power level with this Adult Energizer Battery Costume. It licensed from the battery brand that everyone grabs when they need a good charge.
Adult Energizer Flashlight Costume
DU803-L/XL$34.99
Are you usually the friend that leads the way? Well, you'll be in front of the whole crew when you're dressed in this Adult Energizer Flashlight Costume. Plus your pals will love having you around cause flashlights come in handy. They help find the way to the bathroom when the power goes out. They also help locate keys inside of a dark purse. You'll have fun being 'flashy,' yet sensible in this reliable household appliance themed costume.
Adult Fat Suit Costume
FU119204-ST$48.99
Check out all the junk in your trunk! Wear this Adult Fat Suit Costume to add a couple pounds to yourself so there is more to love on Halloween. This versatile suit can be worn under any costume to make it funnier. All your friends will be asking, "have you gained a few pounds recently?"
Adult Fork Costume
RA6123-ST$24.99
At every dinner there is always a choice to make on which utensil to use when eating your meal. Now if you're having steak and you tried to eat it with a spoon it wouldn't go very well so you better see what else is available. On the left side of the plate rests the perfect tool to use, the fork. Now you can look just like the helpful piece of silverware with this shiny costume.
Adult Frozen Treat Cutie Costume
PKPK294-L$48.99
You scream, we scream, we ALL scream for ice cream. Everyone will be screaming for your attention with this Frozen Treat Cutie costume! You'll be the delicious summer time treat and the life of the party. You might even be asked to star in a music video!
Adult Funky Monkey Costume
RA6500-ST$68.99
Do you know the quickest way to tell the difference between an ape and a monkey? Well other then the fact that monkeys are always having fun it is actually that monkeys have tails and apes do not. Which is good to know next time you're out in the jungle needing to know which is which. But did you also know that monkeys eat their bananas just like we do? They peel away the skin of them and eat the delcious inside just like people do. Which then begs the question, which came first? Did monkeys see us do it first or did we see monkeys do it first? Looks like it could be a cause of monkey see, monkey do.
Adult Gecko Costume
RA6509-ST$68.99
When it comes down to whom you should trust when you need to buy car insurance you can do no better than listening to this green reptile. Because as the world of jungle lizards are concerned these ones can do the most talking. Geckos are known to be talkative by chirping with its fellow species. So if you're going to trust anyone when it comes to the safety of you and your car you might as well side with the guy who can actually do some talking. Plus it doesn't hurt that his commercials are funny.
Adult Get Real Bowling Pin Costume
RA6816-ST$34.99
Get ready to 'bowl over' everyone you meet when you wear this Adult Get Real Bowling Pin Costume. Team up with a bowling ball for a cute couples' costume! This costume is sure to bowl you strikes all night long!
Adult Get Real Doughnut Costume
RA6828-ST$28.99
You'll be hard to resist in an Adult Get Real Doughnut Costume. Rich sweet bread smothered in cool milk chocolate topped with colorful sprinkles. Careful, some lucky lady may try to take a bite out of your sweet goodness!
Adult Get Real Soccer Costume
RA6819-ST$19.99
Don't be surprised if people think you're wearing a sign that says "kick me" when you wear this Adult Get Real Soccer Costume to your Halloween or sports theme party! Wear it with your own jeans or dark pants.
Adult Gnome Hoodie
RA16030-L/XL$48.99
When in gnome, you gotta do as the gnomans do! That means you have to wear a pointy hat, grow a mighty beard, and strap a gold buckle belt around your waist. This Adult Gnome Hoodie is everything you need to turn into a cute lawn ornament. You'll be king of the 'Gnoman Empire' before you know it!
Adult Grass Second Skin Suit
SM22490-L$38.99
Become one with the earth! This Adult Grass Second Skin Suit is great for those who love nature. You can blend in with any grassy meadow or even your front lawn with this second skin suit, but be careful that no one is mowing the lawn...yikes!